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Shorts Summerof the local guys until I realize I can’t seem to find Sigler. Don’t Try This “So I leave the middle cabin and make a complete circle At Home... of the boat’s perimeter. Then I go down in the hull where Or On The Road the bathrooms are. No John Sigler. I start asking around, but no one has seen him in awhile and I’m clearly starting ven with oil prices surging past the ri- to panic. It’s dark and choppy and John had been enjoying donkulous, summer is road trip season. the beer. This is not cool.” EAs America packs the dog and kids in “At least 25 people are now freaking out, saying we need the family truckster for the annual journey to stop the boat. So I climb the ladder to the little wheel- down holiday road, Country Aircheck logged house, intending to tell the captain we’ve got a man over- in with some professional road warriors to board. And standing behind the wheel is John Sigler. He hear their most memorable travails. gave the captain a Playboy in exchange for getting to drive the boat.” Blue Man Loop Broken Bow’s Bill Heltemes recalls his days in rock Virginia Is For Others promotion and the launch campaign for Lou Gramm’s Warner Bros.’ Bob Reeves takes things airborne, or at “Midnight Blue.” “I put on a blue leotard, boots, sweatshirt least tries to, in this story from his Sony days working with and tutu,” Heltemes says. “Every exposed part of my body Little Big Town. “We flew to Richmond, VA for a remote was painted with blue theatrical paint as I delivered the kicking off a new client’s ad campaign. We told them we’d single in Cincinnati.” Heltemes then decided to make a day have four singers and two guitars, but when we get there of it, driving 110 miles to bring the song to Indianapolis. we find only a four-channel amp/mixer made mainly for “I drove 80 miles per hour in a 55 zone the whole way indoor speaking. No EQ, no monitors. And the ‘stage’ was just hoping someone would pull me over,” he laughs. the top of a beat-up rental box truck, and the only way up “You wouldn’t believe the strange looks I got as I sped by is to climb from cab to hood to cab roof to box roof. And people.” Uh, Bill. We believe. We believe. “Sadly, no one this roof was never intended to carry any significant weight. pulled me over.” Anytime one of the boys leaned in to sing into one of the Speaking of road hazards, Heltemes recounts a story two shared mics, the roof would buckle and the mic would from his days at Atlantic. “Matt King and I were out for a pop them in the mouth. The PA kept dropping out and since week and decided we wouldn’t throw anything away. The they were so far off the ground and at a busy intersection, whole back seat was filled up to the windows. And it stunk. most of the performance was completely unintelligible. But Matt bet me I wouldn’t take it back to the rental place like wait, there’s more! that, and as it turned out, I couldn’t bring myself to do it.” “Somehow on the flight into town,Karen Fairchild mis- placed her license. We show up at the airport early the next Captain & The Deal morning and talk our way onto our flight using CDs and Arista/Nashville’s Skip Bishop goes nautical with his 8x10s. Luckily, we’re going to Atlanta where Karen’s par- excursion, which features Arista regional John Sigler. “At ents live. They’re bringing her birth certificate, but we only the time we were both working for RCA’s pop division,” have a 20-minute layover. I turn in my best Jesse Owens Bishop says. “We were in Texas scouting a big enough boat imitation getting from our gate to the main terminal and to host a showcase, and found one of those party boats that back. Did I mention that I’m easily the oldest and most out- carries 60 people into the Gulf of Mexico for a day of fish- of-shape of any of the group? As I ran to the main terminal ing. So over the weekend we signed on for a test run. it occurred to me that I had never met Karen’s parents and “We paid $25 each and jumped on this huge boat with 50 wouldn’t have any idea what they looked like...or them me. or 60 locals. I don’t want to say John and I were drinking But I found them and got back in time to have the plane’s heavily, but we were enjoying some beer. At dusk everyone door close on my heels. The rest of the week is a blur, but I pulled their lines up and we headed back to dock. The wa- have vivid recall of the 24-hour nightmare that started off ter’s a little choppy, and I’m shooting the breeze with some that week in Virginia.” CAC Illustration by Brad Walker Learn To Walk The Royals Treatment: Emerson Drive visit with Kansas City Flood With Dirt On Royals legends Frank White and Brett George prior to a Your Shoes: season opener in the city. Pictured (l-r) are Danick Dupelle, Current CRB Brad Mates, White, George, Mike Melancon, David Pichette Diamond Executive Director Ed and Dale Wallace. America’s Pastime Meets Salamon back America’s Music in the day with Yankees ext to Old Glory, apple pie and great, the late the 64-ounce soft drink, is Billy Martin. Nthere anything more American than baseball and country music? Survey says no. And in that spirit we bring you visual evidence of this in- exorable bond. The Boss: Yankees owner George Stein- brenner chats with Lofton Creek’s Mike Borchetta at a minor league meeting. At the time, Borchetta was heading a group trying to Angel’s Among Us: Regent’s Bob Moody, buy the Knox- baseball icon Rod Carew, KNCI/Sacra- ville Blue Jays. mento’s Greg Cole and Mila Mason at Balti- more’s Camden Yards in 1996. The No Hits Club? Veteran promoters (from left) Gary Ryno Might: Greenberg, Rick Moxley and David Berry show questionable WUSN/Chi- judgment having their photograph made with Hall of Famer cago APD/ Nolan Ryan (second from left), who holds the MLB record for MD Marci no-hitters. Braun in the Wrigley Field dug- out with Cubbies legend and MLB Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg. Shirt Happens: Montreal Expos (l-r) Otis Nixon, Jackie Moore, Tim Wallach and Spike Owen sport Hank-themed “Tear In My Beer” shirts in the clubhouse circa 1989. Submitted by Nick Hunter. 06 08 3 Shorts DESK JOCKEYS One PD, one promo exec and the desks they drive. Here’s an Summer insider’s look at the view from the seat of power, courtesy of and UMG/Nashville’s WSIX/Nashville’s Keith Kaufman a portage around a 40-foot waterfall. “One Royce Risser. Raft Punk year one of the guides who follows the rafts Radio Hosts Annual in a kayak went over the falls,” Summers says. 5 White Water Run “He got out, watched the water pattern around the falls for a long time, climbed in his kayak, force of nature might be gave a thumbs up and went over. A few 2 required to stage a gathering moments he later he came shooting up out of A of radio pros and label promo- the water.” tion types that doesn’t involve a lot 4 of shop talk. And that’s exactly the 1 case at Citadel KIZN & KQFC/Boise’s 3 annual summer raft excursion. The event began as a way for the stations to thank their regional label reps. “Labels are always helping us with promotions and being 6 great partners, and we wanted to find a way to give back and strengthen those relationships,” says KIZN PD Rich Summers. Keith Kaufman “The first one was a half- day, and we had maybe five or six record people plus the Helmet Cam: Another beautiful day for artists (Holly Lamar, foreground) and labels (John Curb, center left) staffs from KIZN & KQFC,” Summers says. courtesy of their friends in Boise radio. A Lyric Street contingent was walking out as the Country Aircheck crew “Everyone went back and told what a great 1. Spin Cycle: walked in, but they left a Phil Stacey disc behind. time they had and we had more show up the But guides aren’t the only ones who get next year and stretched it to a full day.” a little damp. “We usually put two or three 2. No Whoop For You: Legendary morning man Gerry House’s vacation request: Denied! All participants abide by three rules: No people in the river every year,” Summers says. 3. Show Me The Money: A makeshift trophy and small pile of cash mark Kaufman’s cell phones. No record talk. No radio talk. “There’s one section where we have water victory in the office NCAA Basketball Tournament pool. And Summers admits to being a little prickly fights and try to pull people out of 4. She Rates Me: Station ratings and trends. before and during the event. “People come their boats.” 5. Screen Gems: Notes Fromfor a meeting Urban, to with Kaufman, the sales this staff.

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