Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For GTV/SD

Sun Mar 6, 2011

06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Live WS G

Gorilla Fun Diego is in Central Africa visiting his friend Juma, who is going to introduce him to a new Baby Gorilla who is about to become the King of the Mountain.

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Live WS G

La Maestra de Musica Boots's music teacher, la maestra de música, needs to get to school in a hurry - but her bicycle is broken! How is she ever going to get to school on time with all her instruments in tow?

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

10:00 SURFSPORT Live WS NA

Billabong Pipeline Hawaii

Highlights from Billabong Pipeline, Hawaii.

11:00 PYRAMID Captioned Live WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name.

11:30 THE SHAK Captioned Live WS C

I'd Give It A 7 Like his favourite critics on Australian Ladle and So You Think you Can Be A Boogying Ninja - Curio decides that honesty is the best policy and starts 'tellin' it like it is'.

12:00 THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR Live WS G

All Guts No Glory Registration day sees Will signing up for a class that may truly challenge him - a philosophy course he takes to meet a girl. Stars Will Smith and James Avery.

12:30 WILDFIRE WS PG

13:30 MARRIAGE ON THE ROCKS 1965 Live WS G

Marriage on the Rocks Ad-agency president Dan Edwards who winds up getting divorced by mistake and his wife Valerie accidently marries his best friend.

Starring: Frank Sinatra, Deborah Kerr, Dean Martin

16:00 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Live WS PG

With decision day looming the three favourites make a last minute play for their farmers hearts. But with so much on offer, our farmers struggle to send home. For more than one farmer the decision of who remains will be taken out of their hands and a dramatic turn of events will change their game plan for love, forever.

17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA

See it first with Nine News, now first at five.

17:30 POSTCARDS WS G

Postcards Beautiful Beach Houses Special

Rebecca Judd goes to The Art House in Sorrento and later goes to Two Sisters Kitchen Garden Cafe and The Big Chair. Grant goes to Sprindrift at Balnarring and the Somers General Store, Glen goes to Azure at Wye River, Brodie visits a house called Yaringa at Sorrento and shops at a local antique shop there.

18:00 NINE NEWS SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.

18:30 CUSTOMS Captioned Live WS PG Damian Walshe-Howling presents Customs. Officer Tori has stopped a man who has come off the flight from Venezuela via Portugal on suspicion he has bought drugs into the country. 19:00 SEND IN THE DOGS AUSTRALIA Captioned Live WS PG Puppy Q is the newest candidate for the Queensland Dog Squad. But unless he has a bold nature, he won't be suitable for training.

19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned Live WS NA

60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher, Allison Langdon and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians.

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Live WS M

Jolly Red Elf

A Santa is murdered, and the team investigates a Santa society, while Jane goes undercover in an A.A. group.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned WS M

Stoned Cold (*All New*) A high-school bully is stoned to death, and revenge is believed to be the motive as the investigation centers on a group unpopular kids at the school.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue

22:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Live WS M

Inside Out

Horatio's son goes missing when a prison transport is attacked. Meanwhile Ryan causes tension with his former colleagues when he is hired as an expert witness for the defence. Stars David Caruso, Khandi Alexander and Adam Rodriguez.

23:30 THE GUARDIAN Live WS M

Paternity Nick is given the case of a wheelchair-bound boy who is about to be placed in a group home while his mother does time for prostitution.

Starring: Simon Baker, Rosenberg. Alan, Dabney Coleman, Wendy Moniz

00:30 TBA Repeat G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

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02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Live WS G

Home shopping program.

03:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS Live NA

Home shopping program.

03:30 DANOZ Live G

Tobi Steam Wand

Home shopping program.

04:00 GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA

Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts Bill Weir and Kate Snow from Time Square, New York.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Mar 7, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 KERRI-ANNE Captioned Live WS PG Join Kerri-Anne for your daily fix of news, lifestyle, fun and entertainment. From celebrities to cooking and everything in between, Kerri-Anne will help get your day off to a great start.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Live WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned Live WS PG

The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned Live PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Live WS NA

Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

15:30 HI-5 Captioned Live WS P

Fairy Creatures

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Live WS C

Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned Live WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.

19:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Live WS PG

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Live WS PG

Springtime on a Stick (*All New*)

Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language 20:00 $#*! MY DAD SAYS Captioned Live WS PG

Easy, Writer Ed tries to put the kibosh on an article Henry writes about him. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie befriend the "it" couple of the high-end San Diego real estate market.

Starring: William Shatner, Jonathan Sadowski, Will Sasso, Nicole Sullivan

20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.

20:30 TBA Live G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

21:30 TBA Live G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

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22:30 TBA Live G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

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23:30 TIL DEATH Live WS PG

Joy's Out of Work When the travel agency goes out of business and leaves Joy jobless, its up to Eddie to boost her confidence; Allys illness forces Doug to bond with his new father-in-law.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:00 SUPER RUGBY EXTRA TIME Live WS NA

Highlights from the first round of Super 15 Rugby. This season Australia have 5 teams in the competition Waratahs, Reds, Brumbies, Western Force and the new Melbourne Rebels.

01:00 SPYFORCE Repeat PG

The Diplomat A Japanese Cabinet Minister, concerned that Japan cannot hold her advance position in the Pacific, tries to organise a separate peace with the Americans, through Spyforce. Stars Jack Thompson and Peter Sumner.

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Live WS G

Home shopping program.

02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Live WS G

Home shopping program.

03:00 DANOZ Live G

H20 Mop x 5

Home shopping program.

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned Live WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Live WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned Live WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned Live PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Live WS NA

15:30 HI-5 Captioned Live WS P

Magic In Nature

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Live WS C

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned Live WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Live WS PG

Baseball Was Better With Steroids Mia's return finds Charlie questioning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Also the boys rush a labouring Judith to the hospital.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Live WS PG

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary While Sheldon settles a score with his nemesis, Star Trek: The Next Generation's Wil Wheaton Wolowitz begs Leonard to get Penny to set him up with one of her friends.

Starring: Wil Wheaton, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 TOP GEAR Captioned Live WS PG

(*All New*)

The guys set out to end the chaos and misery that snowfall brings to Britain every year, using a combine harvester, some basic engineering skills and a quick trip to Norway. Jeremy tests the new Audi RS5 and the latest BMW M3. Plus there's a rather surprising guest in the Reasonably Priced Car.

21:30 BEN ELTON LIVE FROM PLANET EARTH Captioned Live WS M Live from Planet earth is a live comedy variety show fronted by internationally renowned comic and writer Ben Elton. It's 100% comedy - a great night out without leaving the couch.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

22:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Live WS MA

Bazzini (*All New*)

Chef Ramsay visits Bazini, a restaurant in Ridgewood, NJ, with an identity crisis. Owner Paul Bazzini, former star Manhattan chef, has lost his passion and it is reflected in the food that he serves. Chef Ramsay will have to restore Pauls passion and implement new fresh ideas.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

23:30 TIL DEATH Live WS PG

Hi Def TV Despite Joys unemployment, Eddie buys a new high-definition TV; Ally worries about Dougs paranoid delusions that his life is a conspiratorial television show.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:00 20/20 Captioned Live WS NA

(Fri-4-Feb-11)

20/20 is anchored by Elizabeth Vargas and Chris Cuomo. David Sloan is executive producer.

01:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Live WS NA

01:30 DANOZ Live G

TOTAL FLEX

Home shopping program.

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Live WS G

Home shopping program.

02:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS Live NA

Home shopping program.

03:00 DANOZ Live G

FLAVORWAVE EXPRESS

Home shopping program.

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned Live WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Live WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned Live WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned Live PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Live WS NA

15:30 HI-5 Captioned Live WS P

Magical Journeys

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Live WS C

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned Live WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Live WS PG

818 - jklpuzo Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and which woman he wants to spend his life with - Chelsea or Mia.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Live WS PG

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis (*All New*) Amy is attracted to Penny's ex-boyfriend; and Raj and Howard argue about which of them would be a better superhero.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Live WS PG

Carl is Jealous

Molly is slowly but surely turning Mike into a whipped man or that's what Carl thinks.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned Repeat WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.

20:30 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Live WS PG

Tonight, our farmers take a fresh approach to love, with some of the most romantic gestures ever seen on the show. While some are struggling with their final two choices, others have enlisted the help of family and friends. And in a dramatic twist of fate, one of our farmers will say goodbye to one of the hopefuls after a devastating accident.

21:30 RPA WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Captioned Live WS PG

In 2009 doctors discovered a huge mass on 20 year old Johannas liver. Nearly two years on her bravery is nothing short of inspirational. And one year on from the complicated removal of cancer on his oesophagus, John has an incredible story to tell.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

22:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Live WS M

Kids/Southend

Dr. Christian Jessne and Dr Pixie McKenna are on a mission to get the nation to face up to its embarrassing conditions and seek help. This week's episode includes the dramatic case of a 9-year-old with the worst case of varicose that Christian has ever seen and a group of primary school kids are checked for nits and rotten teeth.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

23:30 TIL DEATH Live WS PG

Independent Action Upset to learn that Eddie attended a baseball game without her, Joy decides they should start doing more things separately.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:00 THE STRIP Captioned Live WS M

When a maritime Services officer checking a yacht's bona fides winds up dead, the yacht's skipper is only to happy to help. But is he who he says he is and just what did happen to his crew out at sea. Stars Aaron Jeffery, Frankie J Holden and Vanessa Gray.

Starring: Aaron Jeffery, Frankie J Holden, Vanessa Gray, Bob Morley

01:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Live WS NA

01:30 DANOZ Live G

BACK 2 LIFE

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Live WS G

Home shopping program.

02:30 DANOZ Live G

H20 Mop x 5

Home shopping program.

03:00 DANOZ Live G

ABDOER TWIST

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned Live WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion. 05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Live WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned Live WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned Live PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Live WS NA

15:30 HI-5 Captioned Live WS P

Science Magic

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Live WS C

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned Live WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Live WS PG

It Never Rains In Hooterville

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realises that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 RBT Captioned Live WS PG In this ground-breaking series, follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. 20:00 GETAWAY Captioned Live WS PG

Believe

From the extraordinary beauty of the Northern Lights, to the astonishing Jellyfish Lake of remote Palau join the team for this breathtaking special episode showcasing sights and experiences that will make you Believe how amazing our world is.

20:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Live WS M

All The Cremains (*All New*) A dead body is discovered in a box donated to a thrift store. Meanwhile, Ray's wife makes a surprise visit to the lab.

Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda, Paul Guilfoyle

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:30 THE FOOTY SHOW Captioned Live WS M

Join the multiple Logie Award winning Footy Show, starring Garry Lyon, James Brayshaw, Sam Newman, Billy Brownless and Shane Crawford as they go where no other show dares. Celebrating its 18th year bringing everything in the world of AFL, including breaking news, the all-important team line-ups for each round and entertainment from the worlds biggest stars. Plus regular favourites, Street Talk, Sam's Mailbag and Almost Football Legends.

23:15 THE FOOTY SHOW LATE Captioned WS M

(*2011 Return*) Join Fatty, The Falcon, Freddy, The Big Marn, Big Benji and Sterlo and a cast of thousands for The Footy Show. Their unique mix of football and fun is legendary with regular segments and all the big football guests.

01:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Live WS NA

01:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Live G

Rockslide

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Live WS G

Home shopping program.

02:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS Live NA

Home shopping program.

03:00 DANOZ Live G

BACK 2 LIFE

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned Live WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Live WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned Live WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned Live PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Live WS NA

15:30 HI-5 Captioned Live WS P

Magical Me!

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

16:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Live WS C

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned Live WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Live WS PG

Smooth As A Ken Doll Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie and Myra bond over a common problem, their dislike for Judith.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow. 20:00 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mike's Not Ready Molly misunderstands Mike's intention when he turns down her offer to come inside the house after their third date.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 THE LAKE HOUSE 2006 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Lake House

After moving away from her peaceful lakeside home, a lonely physician begins writing letters to a frustrated architect who now occupies the building, only to discover that they're living two years apart. They must try to unravel the mystery behind their extraordinary romance before it's too late.

Starring: Nancy BULLOCK, Keanu Reeves, Christopher Plummer, Dylan Walsh

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

22:30 CHANCES ARE 1989 Repeat WS PG

Chances Are Alex is in for the surprise of his life when he is reincarnated as Louie, Corinne's husband, who died twenty-five years ago.

Starring: Cybill Shepherd, Robert Downey Jnr, Ryan O'Neal, Mary S. Masterson, Christopher McDonald

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

00:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LATE Captioned WS NA

Sydney Roosters v South Sydney Rabbitohs Wide World Of Sports presents Sydney Roosters v South Sydney Rabbitohs from Sydney Football Stadium. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.

02:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LATE Captioned WS NA

Brisbane Broncos v North Queensland Cowboys Wide World Of Sports presents Brisbane Broncos v North Queensland Cowboys from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.

04:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned Live WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion. Sat Mar 12, 2011

06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Live WS G

Super Flying Squirrel to the Rescue!

Diego is riding his motorcycle when he encounters a Flying Squirrel trying to save a pygmy marmoset.

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Live WS G

Daisy, La Quinceanera It's Dora's cousin Daisy's 15th birthday party, her quinceañera! But the party can't start without Dora and Boots - they need to teach everybody the mambo!

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 SATURDAY KERRI-ANNE Captioned Live WS G Join Kerri-Anne for all the best bits from throughout the week. Get up to date on all your news, lifestyle and entertainment.

10:00 KIDS' WB Live WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

10:05 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Live WS G

Ultimate Aggregor

The evil Aggregor succeeds in his plan to absorb the powers of the fugitive aliens!

10:30 SCOOBY DOO MYSTERY INCORPORATED Live WS G

The Song of Mystery

The children of Crystal Cove are being turned into monsters by a creature named Que Horrifico scaring all of the adults in town. Velma tries to get Shaggy to stop saying the word "like" so frequently as well as to start wearing new pants.

11:00 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Live WS C

Attack Of The Waterbot Dennis and Walter both make robots for a school project, but after an accident, their robots combine and create a Den-Walter-Bot that threatens the school.

11:30 GASP Captioned Live WS C

And the Weiner is/Fish Stick

The pets give Dogbox beauty pageant coaching in preparation for a dog show Fred has entered him in.

12:00 G2G: GOT TO GO Captioned Live WS C

Blind Debate Saffron has a major crush on Rex Andrews, the next Grade 8 golden boy! Trouble is Saffron tries everything to get him interested, but all her existing ploys don't seem to be working.

12:30 THE SADDLE CLUB Captioned Live WS C

Don't Give A Hoot Something is upsetting the horses at night. Could it have something to do with the arrival of a mysterious new student?

13:00 STORMWORLD Captioned Live WS C

Bater, Barter Everywhere Despite Mystals and Drogue stunbolts, Jason and Lee recover the Cougar only to realise that the Drogue have stripped it of almost everything valuable.

13:30 PYRAMID Captioned Live WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name.

14:00 THE CHAMP 1979 Captioned Live WS PG

The Champ

Billy Flynn who used to be a champion boxer, barely earns enough money to keep himself and his boy alive when his ex-wife, Annie returns. She has remarried and become successful--and she wants custody of their child. Now to keep the son who adores him, Flynn must train, fight and find it within himself to once again become The Champ.

Starring: Jon Voight, Faye Dunaway, Ricky Schroder, Jack Warden

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence 16:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Live WS G

(*Series Return*)

Join The Garden Gurus and their team in their first episode for Autumn 2011. The season kicks of with some inspiring hints on rejuvenating your garden after summer.

17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA

See it first with Nine News, now first at five.

17:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Live WS G

Winchester College - Part 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will the viewers leave disappointed?

18:00 NINE NEWS SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.

18:30 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned Live WS PG

Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.

19:30 TBA Live G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

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21:30 TBA Live G

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23:30 TBA Live G

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02:00 THE HOLCROFT COVENANT 1985 Live WS M

The Holcroft Covenant

Successful New York architect Noel Holcroft has lived his life harbouring a grim secret. His father was the notorious Nazi SS General, Heinrich Clausen, who perished amongst the rubble of Hitler's crumbling Reich. When Holcroft discovers a letter left by his father informing him of a vast sum of money in a Swiss bank account, he decides to make amends for Hitler's crimes against humanity and use the money for a good cause.

Starring: Michael Caine, Anthony Andrews, Victoria Tennant, Lilli Palmer, Mario Adorf

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Nudity

04:00 DANOZ Live G

H20 Mop x 5

Home shopping program.

04:30 JESSE DUPLANTIS MINISTRIES Live WS G

Religious program.

05:00 LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBINSON Live WS G

Religious program.

05:30 RISE & SHINE Live WS G

Religious Program.