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Construction dominated the campus as several proj­ The Murray ects broke ground this sum­ Murray: We need to question GVSIl’s growth File mer. , The Performing Arts Murray talks about campus growththe benefits of being Division II, liberal education and more Age: 47 Birthday: July 5, 1954 Center, Seidman House, m- Wendi Hailey spoke to the Lanthorn about: pus to get the “best of both worlds, ” Hometown: Lansing 45 entrance, Growth of GVSU he said. and Mackinac Hall are among Murray said he wants to discuss the The different cultures of the Education: Master’s of the buildings being renovated Mark Murray has kept busy the last sev­ growth of Grand Valley over the next year. campuses contribute to the students ’ Labor and industrial for" the next Grand Valley." eral weeks familiarizing himself with the He said he will plan a forum with students experiences, but the university must Relations, Michigan State Some of the projects are university and nearby communities. He has to talk about it. maintain its unity, he said. University. 1979 complete, while others won’t participated in numerous meetings and “It’s a timely discussion, ” he said. Division I v. Division II Bachelor of Arts, Economics, be finished until 2003. introductions with faculty, administrators, Murray said he is not sure how to slow Murray said GVSU will remain a Michigan State University, staff, students, mayors, and other local enrollment, but that it will eventually be Division II school for now, even if it had 1976 leaders. necessary to maintain the quality of educa­ the opportunity to move up to Division I Most recent positions: Murray said it will still take a while tion at the university. Although being Division I has many bene Michigan state treasurer and edu­ before he is completely adjusted to his new Unity of campuses fits, it often poisons the learn ­ cation policy advisor to job as the third president of Grand Valley. Murray said it is important to have a ing environment, he said. the governor, 1999- He also said he will meet with former sense of community among all of Grand “We are well positioned as 2001 President Arend Lubbers, who will remain Valley’s campuses, not just the Grand Division II,‘and it is appropri ­ Associate vice presi ­ dent for finance and Grand Valley’s Public a consultant to the university, on a periodic Rapids and Allendale ones. ately balanced with our core ‘‘Space between campuses is a chal ­ mission, which is education, ” operation, Michigan Safety Department is now basis. “I will be calling him back and ask­ lenge, but also an asset,” Murray said. he said. State self-empowered. The depart ­ ing him to help out on specific projects, ” Students can take classes on the isolated University Funding University, 1998-1999 ment had a swearing-in cere­ Murray said. Allendale campus and the urban Pew cam­ Family: Wife, three kids mony on Aug. 16 to make it Here is a list of potential issues Murray PLEASE SEE PRES, 2 art by Jean Spindler official. Public safety officials have the same powers as state, county or city law Murray to enforcement agencies. The jurisdiction includes all prop­ make first erties owned or leased by the university. All public safety student officers must meet the mini­ mum employment standards of the Michigan Commission address on Law Enforcement Standards. Melissa Dembny Grand Valley Lanthorn

Convocation is a com­ ing together of the campus community to start a new school year. This year’s convocation marks the end of an era and the beginning of another. On Friday, Aug. 24 at 10:30 a.m. students, facul­ ty, and staff are welcome to join the new president as he addresses the campus com­ munity for the first time since he took office. Traditionally convoca ­ tion has been held in the Louis Armstrong Theatre, but to hold a larger number of people convocation it will be in the Recreation Center in the Fieldhouse. President Mark Murray Grand Valley Lanthorn / Adam Bird\ Grand Valley’s downtown campus is providing area businesses with a prime audience: students. said he feels comfortable Arend Lubbers retired on addressing a large group of June 30, and Mark Murray is people and looks forward taking over as university to it. president. The former presi­ “It’s going to be a little dent was honored with Pew campus gives boost to downtown beyond a regular greeting, ” numerous ceremonies, Murray said. “I will reaf­ including the Lubbers Legacy skills which is good for the labor pool, ” where downtown is. firm my dedication to carry dinner. The dinner raised Juue Smith on Grand Valley’s commit­ more than half a million dol ­ Grand Valley Lanthorn Shangraw said. She also said that students “Historically, the area west of the express ­ provide a valuable service to businesses that way has not been viewed as part of down ­ ment to an undergraduate lars to establish a scholarship education. ” recruit interns. town, ” Brown said. He said that Grand fund in Lubbers ’ name. Nathan Bryan likes the fact that he ’s just a The keynote speaker is walk away from popular downtown destina ­ John Brown is the president of the Grand Valley’s campus is now considered just anoth­ Rapids Area Chamber of Commerce. He said er downtown fixture. Shirley Fleishmann, a pro ­ tions like the Van Andel Arena and lunch spot fessor in the School of Two Choppers. Bryan spent his first two years that Grand Valley’s presence downtown is one Brown said that Grand Rapids ’ downtown of many driving forces impacting a new sense is much more energetic today than it was ten Engineering. Fleishmann at Grand Valley living in Allendale, but now at the U.S. Naval Academy resides in downtown Secchia Hall. He said his of energy in Grand Rapids. Brown said that years ago, and that GVSU’s presence is a having a university in the city is beneficial to major attraction to the business community. before beginning at Grand new surroundings don ’t compare to Allendale Valley in 1989. cornfields. the entire region. He said that having a downtown university “A region ’s image is dictated in large part will attract the best and the brightest to the area She has received many The growth of Grand Valley’s downtown teaching awards, such as by its core city, which is shaped in large part and it will also serve to keep those people in campus is affecting local business in a variety the “1998 Michigan by its downtown. The energy created by hav ­ the community. of ways. Jenny Shangraw represents The Professor of the Year” from ing a downtown campus is significant because Brown said he expects continued enhance ­ Right Place, which is a Grand Rapids organi­ the Carnegie Foundation the university enhances the image of the core ment to the downtown campus and that he zation that keeps track of growth in the area. for the Advancement of downtown, ” Brown explained. wouldn ’t be surprised by continued business She said that downtown students are good for Teaching and the Council The Annis Water In Grand Valley’s case, Brown said the city businesses for a number of reasons, for Advancement and Resource Institute moved to “Students are bringing in valuable job university is expanding people ’s views of PLEASE SEE PEW, 3 the Lake Michigan Center in Support of Education. Muskegon. The institute Other speakers will be houses research on water Patrick Thorpe, Chairman quality issues. of the University Academic Tuition tax credit may be squashed bylawmakers Senate and Ben Witt, President of Student Wendi Hailey University presidents, along specialist. apply for it, possibly out of Senate. Grand Valley Lanthorn with Governor John Engler, are The university ’s board approved unawareness. Michigan lawmak­ Awards will be given, pushing for lawmakers to repeal the an increase of nine percent to set the ers have not passed the higher edu­ such as the Outstanding The Michigan tax tuition credit tax credit. Engler says the credit is 2001-02 tuition at $4,660. cation budget for the fiscal year, Teacher Award and is in question this month as college not meeting its intent to make state Many legislators might not want which begins Oct. 1. They are out Outstanding University and government officials eye steep universities and community col­ to repeal the law, because it would of session until Sept. 18, so they Service Award. tuition hikes. leges keep tuition increases low. seem like a tax increase to the few will have nearly two weeks to Two Grand Valley pro ­ The tax credit was designed to They want to free up the $26.7 who use the credit. Even people decide whether to eliminate or keep fessors will be honored for provide financial relief to students million set aside for the credit and- who qualify for the credit rarely the Michigan tuition tax credit. 25 years of Academic enrolled at higher education institu ­ distribute it among the universities. Service. John W. Hodge, tions that hold tuition increases to It could be used to boost the 1.5 professor of Management the rate of inflation. Students percent budget increase to 3 per­ in the Seidman School of Students' email accounts attending universities who do so are cent. The budget increased an aver­ Business and P. Douglas have been transferred from qualified for an eight percent rebate age of 5 percent over the last three Kindschi, professor and River-Pine to Novell Internet of their tuition payments. years. Dean of Science and Messaging System. The new Last year the inflation rate was Fourteen out of 15 of the state Mathematics. email addresses are @stu- 2.6 percent, and most state colleges universities, including GVSU, sent “There will be a large dent.gvsu.edu; for example, increased tuition between 2.7 and 4 a collaborative letter to lawmakers number of faculty there to stating they would recommend John Smith's email address percent. Only one of 15 state uni­ meet the president, ” said reductions in fall tuition if the gov ­ would be versities had students eligible for LeaAnn Tibbe of the [email protected] . the credit: Lake Superior State. ernment increases funding by 1.6 Student Life Office. “It percent, which is the equivalent of Logins and passwords remain The projected inflation rate this would be nice to get the the same. Email can be year is 3.4 percent. The increase of $26.7 million. students there for the sup ­ accessed on and off campus the 15 universities ranges from 6.5 Grand Valley would likely port of the new administra ­ by logging onto www2.stu- to 19.9 percent, making them all reduce its tuition, said Steven Ward, tion. ” GVSU university communications dent.gvsu.edu. ineligible.

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The issue of whether to keep or to kill the Michigan This week the Grand Valley Lanthorn asked six community members: tuition tax credit is a simple problem with a simple solution: get rid of it. What was tha highlight of your summer? The creators of the cut were surely well intentioned, and the first few years after it was implemented in 1995 it was successful. But now the credit does little to benefit those footing growing tuition bills. One alternative to the credit is to use designated money * to increase funding of state universities and colleges. This seems like a wiser, fairer solution that would knock down jacked-up tuition costs and over-stretched, thinned- out wallets. By eliminating the credit, funding could increase from 1.5 percent to 3 percent, and Grand Valley’s tuition It was being able to One of the best times The highlight of my do nothing all was spending time summer was moving would probably decrease. By keeping the credit, GVSU summer- that was with my family who to GR. It was a students and university get nothing. the highlight. I haven ’t seen in challenge and a new While students are busy trying to earn money to pay forever. experience. Jen Jones tuition, state legislators are vacationing and will decide Freshman, Chere Mann Scott Herstad the credit’s fate some time between Sept. 18 and Oct. 1. Business Freshman, Writing Professor Undecided | SHidents, parents and other concerned parties should | write, call or e-mail state senators and representatives to make sure that they know that tax relief will occur only by repealing the tax credit, not by endorsing it or staying neutral.. **

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GVL OPINION POLICY I’d have to say I went to Texas and My highlight was The Ultimate goal of the Grand length restrictions and clarity. racing. Street race, partied with people going to Egypt. I Valley Lanthom opinion page is to All letters must be typed. because it was a down there. studied abroad and stimulate discussion and action on The Grand Valley Lanthom will not thrill. saw the pyramids. topics of interest to the Grand Valley be held responsible for errors that Community. appear in print as a result of Chris Shue Nicole Malinowski Alicia Roman The Grand Valley Lanthom transcribing handwritten letters. Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, welcomes reader viewpoints and The name of the author is usually Photography Health Human Resource offers three vehicles of expression for published but may be withheld for Communications Management reader opinions: letters to the editor, compelling reasons. guest columns and phone responses. Letters must be signed and Send letters to: accompanied with current picture identification. Letters will be Editor - Grand Valley Lanthorn Watch for this computer icon. It checked by an employee of the Grand 100 Commons points to special online extras. Just one more Valley Lanthom. Grand Valley State University Letters appear as space permits each Allendale, MI 49401-9403 news Way we trying to get you your news] issue. The limit for for letter length is one page, single spaced. Or e-mail them to: www.lanthorn .com The Editor reserves the right to edit www.lanthorn.com and condense letters and columns for [email protected] -get your news!

GVL I STUDENT OPINION Turn oil your cell phones and have a face-to-face chat with a stranger INSERT ; They ’re everywhere. phone. On more than one strain to listen. Maybe this semblance of a personal life, Beeping. Bringing. Ringing. occasion I’ve been stranded person needs directions. You the times when I, can ’t be YOUR | Even ... shudder. .. vibrating. on the side of a road and give great directions! As you reached are often the best. I’m sure you ’ve seen them didn ’t exactly relish the half- clear your throat and begin to Driving in my car with the attached to ears like some mile walk . to a friendly say, ‘^Excuse me, could you radio at Tull volume, walks by NAME parasitic technological stranger ’s home phone. In the repeat that. ” the stranger myself or with a friend who 1 advance. snow. In a skirt. A cell phone passes without a second can actually look in the eye HERE Okay, it’s another opinion could have been very useful in glance. Lips still moving, when we have a long heart-to iece about cell phones, but this situation. What I don ’t you ’re able to make out: “Sure heart, or enjoyinjg a leisurely tmum F’m not going to deciy the like is casual public cell phone I can pick up milk and toilet dinner for two with my fianc6 The Grand Valley dangers of driving and dialing. abuse. paper on the way home. ” are among the most enjoyable was a journalism (However, I do frequently pull Maybe you can relate to this The odd compulsive twitch times I have and I would hate Lanthorn seeks major and writes over to the side of the road in situation. You ’re walking turned out to be a tiny cell to interrupt their quiet students who want to for the GVL a cold sweat when I glimpse toward a stranger in an phone, and you end up feeling simplicity with a ringing cell share their opinion. Student Opinion. motorists with both hands otherwise deserted hallway. like a well-meaning idiot. phone. Her views do not occupied. Cell phone in left The moment is awkward With all the cell phone ads Cell phones make it easier to We encourage hand, radio dial in the right. enough with both parties proclaiming the benefits of avoid Face-to-face contact and dialogue on any ‘ 4sra necessarily Who buys that driving with trying to avoid prolonged eye staying connected, I wonder if also limit interaction with represent those your knees bit anyway?) contact, but you notice that the this is the type of people we don ’t know. by providing of the But I digress. No, what approaching stranger has an communication we’re staying Increasingly, technology for editorial newspaper. concerns me the most about odd, almost compulsive twitch connected to. limits our social experience by cell phones is the way people that seems to make it I for one enjoy those rare making us more dependent on talk on them ana the impossible to remove their moments when I can be machines rather than actual increasing importance that is hand from one side of their completely unconnected. living, breathing people. Cell Contact die placed on having one. face. With the pressures that come phones are just one more step It’s not that I don ’t As the moment of passing with being a full-time student, in an increasingly cold, self- Editor M (616) understand the potential approaches, you notice the holding down a part-time job absorbed society. benefits of a well-placed stranger ’s lips moving. You and trying to maintain some OP/ED

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v\. -- \c /f\Cl looking for ataff writers for all 1 f County of Ottawa sections. Writers do not have Health Department Family Planning to be journalism majors. Pick We Offer: Hudson ville: Low Cost Birth Control 669-0040 up an application at the Pap Smears A Exams STD A Pregnancy Testing Coopers ville: Lanthom office, 100 COM. Emergency Contraception 837-8171 men poo is popped out Amidst all this talk of the bear market, economic Dangerous News Reading Affects Us AU! slowdowns and, dare we say, recession, it just may be that the current fiscal downturn is havinga healthily sobering effect on the American psyche, len years of Remember: 2 out of 3 GUSU students stop uiith 3 or feuier , DVDs, S&Ps) nas mania, reality TV and nems stories per occasion; and nearly 1 out of 4 do not get y and Christina. Ironically, *NSYNC said it best on its their neuis at all! aptly named "Pop" LP: "Sick and tired is a journalism of hearing all these people talk about — major and writes what is the deal with this pop life and *91% of GUSD students eir news less for the The when is it gonna fade out?" Well, my leather-claa, gel-sporting friends, I've Technician got an answer for you: soon ... very than | times per week! (North Carolina soon. State U.) Student Only in times of great prosperity, Opinion. His when the economy is "*NSy NC with views do not Americans' insatiable desire for shallow entertainment, will this so-called pop necessarily culture thrive. represent those tatistic! Today I aim not to criticize for the of the sake of criticism, but rather for newspaper. criticism for the sake of insight. For starters, let's think back to the late .lanthorn.com and '80s/early '90s (coincidentally, right before our previous recession). Remember another group of strapping young lads named the "New Kids on me BIock ?" Despite how much people will swear up and down that today's boy bands are much more "real," "artistic" and "here to stay," we are seeing history repeat itself. In 1988, the news! Kids were "Hangiiv Tough" onto their high standing in the charts; yet, by 1991, the kids were barely on the block, much less new and fresh. -News covera In 1991, as the recession that killed Bush Sr.'s second i t % \ I term and the war that almost saved it were beginning to evolve, another group took America by storm. Nirvana burst onto the national music scene with "Nevermind," -Student OrgoiiSzoti almost to their chagrin, as people wanted something poetic and powerful instead something of cute and catchy. Nirvana was real. Nirvana was angry. Thus, the Seattle grunge music scene was tapped and, in the long -Campus Crime Reports. run t became as pop as that which it was rebelling against. ittMtt-iMM... -Online contests Thomas Jefferson once said a government should undergo a major revolution every 200 years to ensure it win a prize from the remains pragmatic, a government by the people for the lanthorn.com. Come and r,, rwo „fc people. Right now, pop culture is our government and get your news! -Campus Events Ccuenaar we are badly in need of a 10-year revolution. We can look at the revolution in the works on the OKp A ' ')Ht I level of microeconomics: when people are laid off, they tend to get depressed and stressed. When people are depressed ana stressed, do they want to give their teen 15 bucks to drop on the new Britney CD? Ok, so WWW. .com maybe I'm being a little harsh on the music scene. When people are struggling to make ends meet, do they want to watch other people win large sums of money on quiz shows with obnoxious hosts? when people are worried about getting health insurance, do you tnink they're going to reach for that second piece of Old Navy performance fleece? Germans may love David Hasselhoff, but residents of third-world nations would doubtless choose a bowl of The Value of rice over one of his timeless classic LPs. I say the answer to each of the above questions is no, but we shall soon enough see. Then again, there is hope. Many Americans do have their tax rebate coming to them courtesy of Dubya and the boys at the IRS. Six hundred dollars could buy lots of boy "band CDs, rentals of "Dude, Where's my Car?" and the like. Even sadder than our craving for manufactured, packaged and carefully perfumed feces is that our whole economy and, consequently, quality of life are based on buying more of this feces, if we think the economy is baa, it will be bad. 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untier the mfnnrnOfy nOmfu Thursday, August 23, 2001 Angie Woodke, Laker Life Editor LAKER LIFE

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A ngie Woodke until the fall buy-back. Page was hoping to However, UBS is still trying to improve its Grand Valley Lanthorn have everything up and running this sales and services. For example, UBS is semester, but complications held things up. implementing an advanced textbook order With a new school year approaching “I strive to do the best 1 can, ” said Page. form this year. quickly, it is time to purchase books and Page said he is proud that his store buys Students who used the form can pick up needed supplies for the fall semester. and sells with several different companies, their books beginning Aug. 22 and can enter i «• eBay ate that Along with all the change occurring on which gives the store a better chance of a drawing for free textbooks this semester. dates it can save studmtt as Grand Valley State University ’s campus, the getting the books the students need. It also The drawing will be held at 4:50 p.m. on —chat 10 pawn oajter local bookstores have decided to make some makes the odds of getting used books more August 26. textbook*. HatLcaa has aaar aad improvements. likely. UBS has also invested in new cash “I’m gonna do everything I can to make registers and, carried on from last year, boaka and other materials far tack Brian ’s Books, now located directly >o acted from crenf iton fa DVD behind its original building on 42ntl Ave., the customer happy, ” said Page. lowered the prices of their textbooks, said has made some major renovations since last Alissia Riling, a senior at GVSU, does her Nickels. year. Along with the spacious new building, shopping at Brian ’s Books. Nickels also boasted that UBS will order i ia another Web Brian ’s also has more parking spaces, more “I save money every year,” said Riling. any book for any student, no matter what the rite that soils and bvye boo* On books, more clothing and more supplies, University Bookstore is located on the cost is. this ate yoa can search for said owner Brian Page. GVSU campus in the Kirkhof Center, and UBS also increased the supply of used textbooks by ISBN, tide, author, or The extra space will allow Brian ’s to set manager Jerrod Nickels is also trying to books and is offering a wider range of keyword. Bcampusxom wiM also aside an area strictly for buy-backs rather improve customer service this year. products. boy back your books at anytime than disrupting the entire store as they have For students on the ball, UBS offered an “We try to specialize in service,” jaid and they will even pay toe pariafo. Early Bird special from Aug. 13-18, which Nickels. in the past, said Page. This will make *BdHer*s chain* business run more smoothly. saved every customer $15 on purchases of Erica Roggenbuck, a GVSU senior, tends The biggest change for Brian ’s will be a $150 or more. to shop at both UBS and Brian ’s Books. If students are searching for more co mpares docent of other drive-through window in the back of the “I always end up finishing my shopping at bookstore's ’ Web sites and links building. The drive-through will be used for bargains, UBS has created a discount UBS because I can ’t usually find everything you to them directly, so fae picking up books that customers have pre­ booklet, which offers different savings each I need at Brian ’s,” said Roggenbuck. cheapest price is easy to OmL The ordered and for students selling books back. month for an entire year. UBS and Brian ’s Books both have search tool allows you to search Although orders for books are now being “We had our best year ever, last year,” locations downtown as well as in Allendale. floor different ways. taken, the drive-through will not be open said Nickels. Kirkhof Center updates its look Some new portions are open, butthe project will not be complete until 2002 Meussa M. Dembny additions. “The extensions will rooms have also been renovated Grand Valley Lanthorn be construction of glass side and will be open. ” walls and roof. ” The lower level of the Kirkhof The Kirkhof Center is getting “Main Street” will have all Center will be open for food a new face on the inside and out. new flooring, and an service on Monday, Aug. 27 The project started last spring information desk will be from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. The and is scheduled to finish in July established there. lobby shop will also reopen on 2002. Vanden Berg said the lobby Monday, and the bookstore will Additions to the outside of the shop will be relocated and a remain open throughout the building include a 43,000 square “Java City” coffee bar will be construction. foot third floor addition to the installed. Vanden Berg said the project is northwest side of the building. There will be tables and on schedule and is about 20 This space will include a student seating for light dining on the percent completed. organization and assembly main floor. This section of the The north entry, facing the space, student activities Kirkhof Center is scheduled for clock tower, to the building will mSafe programming space and an area completion in mid-October. be closed until the outside for Student Services. The lower level of the Kirkhof renovation is finished in mid- Inside on the main floor there Center will have an expanded October. will be the creation of a “Main dining area, upgraded food “Changes in circulation will be Street.” services and a game room. communicated prior to the “The main floor (lobby) will “The lower level servery area actual changes, and every effort have 50 feet added to each end, ” renovation is complete and will will be made to minimize the gvldigest said Ray Vanden Berg, of be open for business when inconvenience to students and Facilities Planning who is the school begins, ” Vanden Berg building occupants, ” Vanden Campus project manager of the Kirkhof said. “Two of the former dining Berg said. from press reports f5i*ov«r. 1IA fiaao/i dwellers pl6d§6 to lio Freshmen able to go Greek to fell

alcohol and drag free Angie Woodke of the Greeks this year is to participate in community service Grand Valley Lanthorn reach out to freshmen in order to and other activities. Freshman who live in Grand increase their numbers. “They will also find that they Valley State University ’s new For the first time in four years Aaron Haight, the assistant will have many new friends, Passport House, a student living director of the Student Life because friendship is a very Grand Valley Lanthorn / Leah Jones at Grand Valley, freshmen can center, will have signed a pledge be recruited by Greek office, predicts there will be important aspect of these to remain alcohol, tobacco, and Workers put the finishing touches on the lower level food about 200 students looking to be organizations," Haight said. service area In the Kirkhof Center which opens on Monday. organizations during the fall. drug free before they move in “This is the first time in three recruited this year. Haight also said that keeping today. ALERT Labs is or four years in which that is (t “The recruitment process grades up is very important to coordinating the Passport House, possible, ” said Jeremy Hendges, IS Greek life, as academics are which heightens awareness of a Student life office shuffles the president of the Inter- This is the first greatly stressed. substance-free life. Fraternity Council. time in three or For those interested in The 175 freshman will be of Four years ago, the Dean of becoming part of a Greek the first who are living in a for hotter sendee Students office decided to four years in organization, many different designated living center for suspend fall recruitment because which that is programs will be held within the substance free people. next month. Wendi Hailey services,” Stoll said. of low grade point averages of ALERT labs educates, possible. A welcome luncheon will be Grand Valley Lanthorn The office is divided into two the freshman being recruited. performs research, and offers main sections: student life and By waiting until the winter Jeremy Hendges held on Aug. 25 at the Robinson training programs that focus on event services. semester to rush, freshman had Inter-Fraternityemity Council President Field. A Beers, Booze and reducing dangerous drinking and The staff of the student life ■ft Books seminar will be held on office has reorganized the The student life portion works to possess an established 2.5 substance abuse at GVSU. with students to plan and GPA before they could join Sept. 6 and a lecture on sexual department over the summer in assault will take place on Sept. an attempt to become more cultivate programs. sororities and fraternities. “It creates a vision for students “We expect a significant 12. Pinal Pinal effective and cohesive. basically a time for those Recruitment orientation will “Each staff member was so to enhance development, ” Stoll increase in the number of people said. rushing sororities and interested in joining a fraternity be on Sept. 19 at 7:30 p.m. Noble Roman ’s Pizza has busy developing different or sorority to go around to all of Recruitment will end on Sept 22 programs that they were not The event services section fraternities, ” said Hendges of replaced Bene Pizza in the food concentrates on technical the fall semester. the different gnx ps and decide for women and Sept. 23 for men. court in Lower Commons. working together, ” said Bob which one is right for them, ” “We encourage everyone to Stoll, director of the office. aspects, such as scheduling GVSU currently has 19 “With the switch, we hope to rooms. It also controls the different Greek organizations on Haight said. come out and check things out," offer on-the-run students a hot, “Now everyone ’s contributing Once a student becomes part Haight said. to the overall goal of a vibrant overall running of the facility campus. Hendges said the goal grab-and-go item that is easy to and customer service issues. of an organization, they will take with them, ’’ said Tom campus life.” “Tlie overall picture is to get Together the two sections Minor, general manager of create a one-stop-shop Campus Dining. the student life team working efficiently, ” he said. environment, Stoll said. “This will also help the long “I know it’s going to be Check out our Web site at lines at the Subway and Taco Before the office changed, Stoll had eight people reporting better, ” Cooper said. “We made Bell locations, ’’ said Minor. quite a few changes over the Aside from pizza, Noble to him and it took up a lot of his www. lanthorn. com time. Now most employees summer. I’m convinced that Roman ’s offers buffalo wings, we’re moving in the right breadsticks, fettuccini alfredo, report to Jay Cooper, associate director of student life, which direction. Our real test will be and lasagna. this fall.” Bene Pizza will be available at gives Stoll the opportunity to work on more projects. “We really encourage students Kleiner and Kirkhof ’s River to become familiar with what Landing, formerly River Cafe. “That ’s going to help me a lot, so now I’ll be able to focus more we are offering in the student UNIVERSITY of on the student life and event life office,” Cooper added. CHIC Laker Bask kicks iff COSMETOLOGY 10 Tips for college freshmen GVSU STUDENTS • Show your Student ID for a 20% Discount* As many freshmen are busy ttling into their new dorms, Visit our Brand New Chic location 'ing centers and apartments, 1) Memorize your Social Security number. In college, you are Nr V Lt-r , ey are invited to take a break your Social Security number. )m unpacking to attend Laker 2) Bring sweats. Often you cannot adjust the temperature in Leonard St ish. your loom. The dance party, complete with 3) Since you ’ll be practically living on your bed, make sure your Citnic hoj rs - .- - ;'... CHIC I lisc jockey, will be held on comforter or bedspread is washable. Grand Rapids NW| jg. 25 at the Fieldhouse. It will 4) Have an extra set of car keys and room keys. with or without appointment it from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. 5) Make two copies of everything in your wallet: Keep one copy Laker Bash is primarily a part in your dorm, the other at home. Lake Michigan Dr. orientation for freshmen, but 6) If the shower is down the hall, make sure you have a cool 735-9680 iperclassmen are welcome to bathrobe (and shower shoes) end, said LeaAnn Tibbe, 7) Bring earphones for your radio, stereo or TV. It keeps techno Grand Valley Students look great at a fraction of the costl ecial events coordinator of the fans and classical music aficionados compatible. ident life office. 8) Trice spare glasses, contact lenses and copies of all your Caricature drawings, airbrushed •Haircut & Style ‘Color loos, contests, and 1) Duct tape can fix almost anything. ffeshments will be provided at 10) Put the school decal on the back window of your parents ’ car. •Perms ‘Facials s event. They will think of you every time they look in the rear-view minor. •Manicures ‘Pedicures source Detroit Free Frtti *20% off Otacount vaNd orty at our Grand Rapid* Standala Plaza Locator, only wWi nudant O MiniMTMM LAKER LIFE WM1 GVSU offers broad sex education sentees JUtUE SMfTH said that he feels ready to deal health center. coming to terms with their STUDY IN Grand Valley Lanthorn with any sexual issues his Dobohn said that when a sexual orientation. A 3 11 residents may bring to student comes in with a sexually He said that in cases of rape, In a report issued at the end of thanks related problem, all options are the counseling center works JAPAN June, Surgeon General David For example, if a closely with the health center, Satcher palled for “a mature, tentionally and that it is critical to intervene Japan Center for Michigan Universities thoughtful and respectful student to] uld be informed in order to avoid severe vmv\ isp iiimi ah lii Jl.Ml.j discussion ” about sexuality. The sexual issue the pregnancy to emotional impact to the victim. report detailed the national confidential. FLiWiby, Kinzie said that students can Affordable - Scholarships Available problem: 12 million Americans “No students would ever find' call the counseling center, but he Earn GVSU credit are infected with sexually out,” Voges said. encourages them to come in. Courses In Environmental Sdence, International transmitted diseases annually, He also said that while hi He said he realizes Business, History, and morel more than 100,000 children are allowed to help stu students may want victims of sexual abuse each with problems related to id confidentiality over some Study Intensive Japanese (from beginning to year, and more than one in five is not allowed to enco students matters, but that there is better advanced levels) women will become victims of on campus to communication in a private rape in their lifetime. ces provided. office. ( ONI AC 1 The report said sex education He said that a lot of ILirhiirn H P.ulnos Intern. itinn.il must be broad, start early and be counseling centers prefer face- ( mini available throughout one ’s life. to-face communication 10'S Student Srmtes Ikiildin^ compared to telephone It recommended increasing it JlO'i- 5898 awareness, implementing counseling. interventions and expanding y “Most centers shy away from JC MU msu.edu research for promoting sexual ques that," Kinzie said. health. sex Andy Beachnau is the director mentidnBNNif failed “Sex in a of Housing for Grand Valley Fishbowl, ” which is a large State University. He said that a group discussion created by triad consisting of the housing students who drop questions office, health center and regarding sex into a fishbowl. counseling center is in place on Voges said that students are the Grand Valley campus to deal initially attracted to the with student ’s questions and discussion because of the word concerns regarding sexually sex in the title, but that a related issues. meaningful discussion is soon Beachnau said that students generated. living on-campus are able to talk Voges said that resident confidentially to their resident assistants can ’t possibly be Congratulations to Prize Winners of assistants about issues like experts in all areas relating to pregnancy, sexually sexual concerns, so a trained 2000-01: transmitted diseases professional and date rape. He u ______from the health said that resident You can't hand a center is always assistants go through available at rigorous training in student a programs put ALERT Labs has give a variety of prizes over the past two years, prizes for the summer to deal condom. on by the correct answers to quizzes such as the one below (from the April 12, 2001 with any problems R.A.’s, to field students might have difficult Grand Valley Lanthorn) and prizes as rewards for returning surveys and are often the first James Voges questions from distributed via the Web. Prizes have ranged from $250 UBS Gift Resident Assistant participants. line of defense to help Kirkpatrick Living Center troubled students. Jennifer Certificates to $5 Lunch tickets and $10 T-Shirts. Dobohn works Mostly, resident ______99 assistants are there to at the health lend a supportive ear, center on Grand We want now to recognize and thank the winners of those prizes they have but Beachnau said they are also Valley’s Allendale campus and equipped with contact numbers said that students are welcome helped us spread the word about the reality of drinking at GVSU: for students who may be dealing to make an appointment if they with an unwanted pregnancy or need help with sexually related who need professional issues like an unwanted ❖ Josh Gahagan ❖ Aimle Vredevoogd ❖ Christopher Bise counseling about a traumatic pregnancy or HIV/AIDS testing. ❖ Rebecca Krulsanga ❖ Amy C. Kangas ❖ Rheanna Binkley sexual experience. She ❖ Troy Harczak ❖ Joshua Gieske ❖ Amanda Brand James Voges is a first-year also said that students are able to ❖ Don Eckalbargar ❖ Adam Ramseyer ❖ Adam Ferguson resident assistant at the purchase condoms and get birth ❖ Llaana Blossom ❖ Julie Heilman ❖ Allison Hamilton control prescriptions at the Kirkpatrick Living Center. He ❖ Brlenns Rosenberg ❖ Rob Wilder ❖ Melissa Hahn ❖ Paul VandeWater ❖ Dashoawna Sloan ❖ Sarah Miller ❖ Wandl Smith ❖ Sara Schell ❖ Kristen Cable ❖ Kristina Pennington ❖ Roxane Hudson ❖ Melissa Bacon V -i * K* *:- ❖ Robert Alt „ * Angela Sanborn ❖ Laura Deur ft* ». * ■***£ t w • ❖ Becky Clewtey ❖ Mark Becker ❖ Joe Royston ❖ Jennifer ❖ Mindy Bound ❖ Brian Arp VanWyngarden ❖ Laura Youst ❖ Sarah Brotz ❖ Allison Browder ❖ Nathan Tobaben ❖ Ronda Brown ❖ Meghann Burnett ❖ Matt Rodowskl «$» AmyEllen Brune ❖ Lenon Davies ATTENTION: ❖ Scott Banlatar ❖ Jamie Burean ❖ Megan Phillips ❖ Tony Sleler All Grand Valley As an aid to new students who might like to win some prizes this year, here’s A Cheat Sheet for the ALERTQuickQuiz Clubs and Organizations: All of the following questions are either true or false. Guess which: The Grand Valley Lanthorn is offering registered GVSU clubs 2. T F One of the most important thing to do at a party, in order to have safe fun is to keep and organizations the opportunity track of your drink so that no one can add to it dangerous substances (like Ecstasy, GHB, each week to present a "news brief" Meth, or Roofies). to the campus community. Send or bring your message (150 words or less) to the Grand 4. T F Students who average 7 10 drinks per week also tend to have grade point averages below 2.00. Valley Lanthorn, 100 Commons, 5. T F One of the most dangerous things you can do at a party is to accept a drink from a Allendale Campus. mnch bowl or keg. Or email to: [email protected] 6. Copy deadline is 5 P.M. Friday 7. T F Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol, especially in short periods of time, can result in death due, primarily, to suffocation. for the following week's edition. 8. 9.

667-7272 All of the following questions are either true or false. Guess which: 10. T F GVSU women like men who have to get drunk in order to dance.

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NCMMv MmI-A ESPN/VSA Ttiay Ctacbos Softball wins GIIAC crown Ryan Slocum defeating last year’s champion, I’ve had. ” Grand Valley Lan thorn Wayne State, 5-1. But Grand Valley State did not And in the tournament ’s final just earn team honors; many game, the Lakers defeated Lakers brought home individual 1. Florida (25) It took 14 years, but the Grand Valley State softball team finally Wayne State for the second time honors as well. 2. Miami Fla (15) in the tournament, 4-3, to win Senior third baseman Erin 3. Oklahoma (8) won the GLIAC Softball Championship. The Lakers last the GLIAC title. Burgess was named the 2001 4. Nebraska (6) The Valley went into the GLIAC Player of the Year. 5. Florida State (1) title was in 1987. The Lady Lakers finished with bottom of the sixth inning down Burgess hit .371 with 52 hits, 10 6. Texas (2) 3-0, but scored four runs with doubles, three home runs and 31 7. Tennessee (1) a 48-7-1 overall season record and a 16-4 record in the GLIAC, two outs get pull out the victory. RBI through 51 games. 8. Oregon (1) “That ’s (48-7-1) a nice She is a three-time AU-GLLAC 9. Virginia Tech good enough to win the regular season title. record,” Woods said. ‘To me selection and was named 10. Michigan (1) that just shows that you ’ve Freshman of the Year in 1998. 11. Kansas State But unlike last season when the Leakers failed to capture the played real consistent softball “Erin has been so consistent 12. Oregon State throughout the season. And what through her four years here, ” 13. Georgia Tech overall title, Grand Valley State got the job done. it boils down to is strong Woods said. “She is very 14. Washington pitching and good defense. ” deserving of that award.” 15. UCLA “In the past we have done real well, but have not won the The Lakers did both of those Head Coach Doug Woods was 16. Notre Dame things with pitchers Amber named GLIAC Coach of the 17. LSU GLIAC outright, ” Head Coach Doug Woods said. “So that was Castonguay and Jen Mackson Year for the third straight 18. Clemson combining for a .85 ERA, and season. 19. Mississippi St. a big thing for the seniors to accomplish that. ” the defense tallying the best The 11th year coach has 20. Northwestern fielding percentage in school compiled a 194-42-2 record over 21. Ohio State The Lakers were the top seed in the double-elimination history (.968). the last four years, including a 22. South Carolina “Amber is just very 60-20-1 record in the GLIAC. 23. Wisconsin conference tournament and Grand Valley Lanthorn / Josh Fedourk received a first round bye. competitive when she ’s out “It makes you feel good that Julie Wleczorek slides safe Into home against Mercyhurst 24. Colorado State there, ” Woods said. “She just you are doing something right, ” 25. Alabama The Valley played its first College. game of the tournament in the hates to lose. Jenny is more of a Woods said. You hope you run a Conference honors. Division II Great Lakes second round verses ninth power pitcher. ” good program that your players Despite the success, the Regional. seeded Northwood. The Lakers “It’s a little different pitching enjoy and have some success. conference champion ’s season It was disappointing, but the defeated the Timberwolves 4-2. in college, but she adjusted We’re lucky our players have came to a close on May 12 when girls are resilient, ” Woods said. NCMMv MmMI Grand Valley State then earned really well. And as a freshman, some academic success as well.” the Lakers lost a 3-2 decision to “They got over it a lot quicker the right to play in the since I’ve been coaching, did The Lakers also had nine SIU-Edwardsville in the NCAA than I did.” championship game by better than any other freshman players earn GLIAC All-

1. Florida (20) 2. Miami Fla (33) Women ’s 3. Oklahoma (10) Teamwork is key for laker runners 4. Nebraska (4) Ryan Slocum By the end of the meet, the Tedrow and Charles could have outdoor and two indoor • 5. Texas (5) Grand Valley Lanthorn Lakers were crowned GLIAC been considered for GLIAC championships, made a large 6. Florida State Champions in eight individual Athlete of the Year. impact on Grand Valley State J 7. Oregon golf wins Throughout the entire events. The Laker men scored 228.50 winning the Presidents Cup for ! 8. Tennessee Junior Christy Tedrow points to pull out the GLIAC the third straight year. The • 9 Virginia Tech season, Grand Valley State Head finished first in the 200-meter Championship over second Presidents Cup is an award for 10. Georgia Tech Track and Field Coach Jerry (24.50) and the 400-meter place Ashland (210). the GLIAC school whose 11. Oregon State Baltes has been preaching the (55.20) races. Senior Keri “On the men ’s side it was a athletic program has the most GIIAC 12. Michigan concept of team: working Bloem was crowned champion pretty close meet,” Baltes said. overall success throughout the Golf wins first GLIAC 13. Kansas State together to achieve a goal. On in the 5,000-meter race (18:41). “It’s not like it was just handed school year. t 14. LSU May 4 the Lakers achieved that Freshman Alex Baker won the to us. The guys stepped up in But when receiving credit for Championship in > 15. Washington goal by capturing both a men 400-meter hurdles (1:04). Senior every event. ” the university ’s success, Baltes GVSU ’s history l 16. Northwestern and women ’s GLIAC Outdoor Laura Kruis placed first in the Like the women, the men returns to his team philosophy. { 17. UCLA Championship. 3,000-meter steeplechase brought eight individual titles “It goes back to the program as 18. Notre Dame (11:34), while junior Icis back to Allendale. Scott Mackey a whole. If we would have Sarah Buysse 19. Clemson Baltes says it was a team Grayd Valley Lanthorn effort, not individuals, that Charles leaped lfA-feet 1-inch to won the 100-meter dash (10.6), clinched those, (championaltips), 20. Mississippi St. win the long jump. while junior Jordan Lake won and the other coaches wouldn ’t 21. South Carolina brought the Lakers success (his season. The Lakers were also crowned both the 200-meter (21.8) and have done their part, then we For the first time in history 1!• 22. Wisconsin champions in the 4x100 relay the 400-meter dash (47.40). wouldn ’t have won it Grand Valley State University “To single one person or a » 23. Ohio State (46.99) and the 4x400 relay Aaron Rogers placed first in the (Presidents Cup). So it goes won a Great Lakes ! 24. Colorado State couple of people out, I think is next to impossible. I think we set (3:50). 10,000-meter run (31:29), and back to a team game,” he said. Intercollegiate Athletic 1 25. Alabama a tone all along that this is a “I’ve said all along from the Pat Garret did the same in the Baltes and the Lakers are Conference Women ’s team. The reason we are going beginning of the year that our 400-meter hurdle (53.20). Ben already preparing for next Tournament Championship. to be good is because we have a strength was our depth, ” Baltes Hirdes won the pole vault at 15- season ’s competition. The main The women ’s golf team has said. “So it’s not like one feet 9-inches. goal over the off season it to 2001 GLIAC FrtseasM team environment, ” he said. now been honored with that The Lakers dominated the particular part of our team was The Lakers also brought home become deeper on the men ’s ClicNl Pill going to carry us. Our women ’s championships in the relays, side, especially in the distance title. women ’s side of the The team won the championships, with a team side is very very deep, and very winning the 4x100 (41.65) and races where the Laker women score of 222 points, to win their talented, so we won by a few the 4x400 (3:14). have had much success. Eleven tournament over the April 21-22 < 1. Northwood (7) more points on that side.” Baltes was also named GLIAC recruits are in place that should weekend at Findlay University } 2. Grand Valley State (5) second straight outdoor championship. Saginaw Valley Baltes was named GLIAC Coach of the Year on the men ’s add greatly to the teams efforts in Ohio. * 3. Saginaw Valley State State finished a distant second Coach of the Year, and Baker side, and Aaron Rogers was next year. The team finished with a 4. Ferris State with 130.33. was named Freshman of the named Freshman of the Year. score of 665 just two strokes, 5. Northern Michigan Year. Baltes believes that This year’s success, two 6. Ashland two shots ahead of second-place 7. Michigan Tech Ferris State University. 8. Indianapolis Katie Collins finished third 9. Wayne State D-Backs take Vugteveen in MID draft with a score of 165, followed by 10. Hillsdale Elizabeth Gummere and Leigh 11. Mercyhurst Ryan Slocum Gulbrasen who tied for fourth , 12. Findlay Grand Valley Lanthorn with a score 166 each. Jess Lackey tied for eighth It has been an offseason for former Grand Valley with a score of 169, Suzie 2M1 Gnat Valley Stan State rightfielder Dustin Vugteveen. After a record Bright was 12th with 173 and setting season, the junior from Grandville was Ellie Saladin tied for 14th place named GLIAC Player of the Year, as well as with a score of 179. Regional Player of the Year. Collins and Gubransen both But the biggest news came on June 5 when Aug. 30 MINN. CROOKSTON Vugteveen was told that the Arizona earned First-Team All-GLIAC Sept. 8 SVSU Diamondbacks had selected him with the 578 th honors. Sept. 15 at Northwood pick, in the 19th round of the MLB Draft. Lackey earned Second- Sept. 22 at Ashland “They called me a couple of minutes after they Team All-GLIAC honors and Sept. 29 NMU drafted me,” Vugteveen said. “I was at the Gubransen was named the Oct. 6 at Ferris State ballpark playing in a summer league game, so I GLIAC Freshman of the Year. Oct. 13 at Indianapolis didn ’t answer the phone. It was the first message I The team competed in seven Oct. 20 MERCYHURST heard after the game. I was pretty excited. ” tournaments this spring. Oct.27 at Michigan Tech The Diamondbacks had been scouting Dustin Nov. 3 WAYNE STATE The nine member team is throughout the season, attending nearly half the coached by Lori Stinson who is Nov. 10 HILLSDALE Lakers’ games last season. D-Vug did not disappoint the scouts, hitting .414 in her second season as head with 70 hits, 19 home runs, 18 doubles, two coach at GVSU. triples, 58 RBI and 149 total bases earning him player of the year honors. This all after missing much of the season due to a leg injury. Grand Valley State Head Coach Steve Lyon is surprised at the statistics Vugteveen tallied »rand Valley Lanthorn /1 Vugteveen during his playing days at Grand Valley State PLEASE SEE D-VUG, 9 DO YOU have the chops? CMAm View apaotmehts

i Tv\e "cool UBCI60 9ccL HUM MUTT uummu SPORTS am I NCAA to ovaluato use of Amorlcon Indian mascots By Jeff Agase allegedly notified potential athletic recruits that ms unai Daily Bruin (U. Califomia-Los Angeles) the school's unofficial mascot, Chief Illiniwek was _ tinn un il a racist symbol. This tactic was negatively ...juap EauacaL:2 The NCAA announced on July 30 that its influencing recruits. In response, Chancellor ..ilia HQQ LSOiSfl Minority Opportunity and Interests Committee Michael Aiken required faculty and students to get iinp»g E'cinus nr — i f placed the issue of American Indian mascots, clearance from the athletic department bcforO inPiuB nunnar. ’ Sijc I nicknames and imagery at the top of its agenda. speaking with potential recruits. n^nn nnsuao nn a| The announcement comes after growing Those who defend mascots like Chief Illiniwek discontent by American Indian organizations over or Florida State's Osceola, who charges the ■as tinnon bliCjOP uubl what some call blatant racism. The NCAA also football field on horseback and plants a flaming BUPPS □Q'B'jilB will examine whether or not such mascots and spear into the turf, point to the schools' soepd jupsnaoar. diiilq nicknames contradict the organization's principles consultation with local American Indian groups to »muap i Bcnic. j LPdiiB ki of nondiscrimination and ethical conduct. establish as accurate portrayals as possible. Such MFWSLl Lltr^UM nMDCir> uonk While the issue has loomed for some time for portrayals, and the massive popular support for Eacn □dbs " nunl both the NCAA and teams with American Indian them, should be seen as a most distinguished honor to American Indians, Web sites devoted to Linar psjuoq 'sil;s| nicknames or mascots, an April 13 statement by UPCLjU one •<1Bi ipcS the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights once again saving Chief Illiniwek say. BMuOtl EPlLini £ ^______1 brought the issue to the foreground. But many within the American Indian "Schools should not use their influence to community do not feel honored by the mascots snuciu. ElB.i ■* an nan" perpetuate misrepresentations of any culture or and logos, despite the good intentions of some [ir-lDODID pr>- 1UUB.1LI| ibb naa G-sana!IUI * _iM people," read the statement, which does not carry universities. Similar opinions have been voiced by ILJG'OP] the weight of law. "Stereotypes of American faculty at other universities, including Florida bps ana PSucnr Indians teach all students that stereotyping of State (Seminoles), the University of North Dakota minority groups is acceptable, a dangerous lesson (Fighting Sioux) and the University of Tennessee- in a diverse society." Chattanooga (Moccasins). Battles have been waged throughout the country Crystal Roberts, retention coordinator of the on campuses from Florida to California between American Indian Student Association at UCLA, anti-discrimination activists and those who view believes the depictions, both at the college and the racism accusations as hypersensitive. professional levels, are inaccurate and have The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign profound effects on American Indian children. is the site of a particularly contentious "Kids will ask, 'Why are they making fun of who controversy. Students and faculty at the university I am?'" T GVSU

of the season; something Coach Lyon thinks is D-VUG very possible. continued from page 8 “I think he ’s got the ability to move stop-by-stop considering the injury-plagued season. through the minors. He’s got an awful lot of good “I thought once we got him back healthy I knew tools. His strength and power are something I UNIVERSITY TOWNHOUSES he could help us, but it is really hard to believe he haven ’t seen out of anyone I’ve coached. ” put up those numbers being out nearly a third of Vugteveen leaves Grand Valley State the career the season. ” leader in batting average (.402) and home runs ^Private, Wooded Setting on Fillmore Vugteveen officially signed with the (32), while setting single-season marks in runs Diamondbacks on June 8 thus leaving the (59-2001), RBI (60-2000), home runs (19-2001) Spacious, Walk-Out Townhouses Wisconsin Woodchucks, who he had been playing and total bases (149-2001). Lyon says he leaves a summer ball with, for the Missoula Offspree in hole that will be extremely hard to fill. Montana. “(Laughs) How big can we have it [hole]? With Patio The Offspree are a Single A short season team There ’s no way one person can fill that void for that new signees play for before moving up to the us. On defense, too. He was the best rightfielder in Less Than 2 Miles from Campus true Single A South Bend Silverhawks. the conference. ” Vugteveen ’s contract is a one-year deal paying Though Lyon praises him now, he remembers a Washers/Dryers in Each Unit an undisclosed figure. According to Vugteveen, different Vugteveen playing in the Grand Rapids all players make the same amount in their summer league before his days at Grand Valley NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS contracts but do not receive the same amount in State. signing bonuses. “He wasn ’t very impressive. He didn ’t swing D-Vug’s contract calls for the Diamondbacks to the bat very well that day. We had no idea he Price is $225 per person pay for some schooling if he decides to return in would blossom into the player he did.” (Based on occupancy of four) the future. And D-Vug has been putting up impressive Things have been happening so fast that Dustin numbers so far in his short career. has not had much time to set goals, but he does At last word Vugteveen was hitting just under ^ CALL895-4001 A hope to be playing for the Silverhawks by the end .300 with six homers for the Offspree. GVSII claims 2001 GLIAC Presidents ’ Trophy for 3rd time

Lanthorn Staff The Lakers took home titles in Grand Valley Lanthorn women ’s volleyball, men ’s basketball, men ’s indoor and outdoor track and field, Once again. Grand Valley women ’s indoor and outdoor State University claimed the track and field, softball and 2001 Great Lakes women ’s golf. Intercollegiate Athletic The Lakers finished second in EXTRA CASH? Conference Presidents ’Trophy. baseball and women ’s cross The GLIAC Presidents ’ country, while placing third in Trophy is award annually to the football and women ’s tennis. member institution with the best Ashland won GLIAC titles in overall performance in the men ’s swimming and women ’s league’s championship soccer, while placing second in New plasma donors can sponsored sports. Nine men ’s men ’s cross country and men ’s and nine women ’s sports are track and field. included in the tally. Ferris State took GLIAC titles This is the third consecutive in men ’s golf and women ’s season Grand Valley State has tennis, placing second in earn up to and over clinched the Presidents ’ Trophy. women ’s golf and men ’s tennis. The Lakers topped second-place Findlay, the only GLIAC Ashland by a 140-106 margin. member participating in all 20 Ferris State finished third with sports, placed fourth overall 97 points. with 87.5 points. $200 in the first month! GVSU’s athletic director, Tim Hillsdale finished fifth with Selgo said he is proud of the 87 points, followed by Saginaw school ’s athletic programs and Valley State Unversity in sixth pointed out that over the last two place (84.5), Northwood in Earn $20 on your first visit, $30 on your semesters a little over 50 percent seventh (81), Wayne State in of student athletes maintained a eighth place (80), Northern 3-point grade-point average. Michigan University in ninth second visit, and $25 on your third Grand Valley State won a total of eight GLIAC championships (76.5), and Gannon in tenth in the 2000-01 season. (71). and fourth visits. **Receive a $5 bonus with a valid college ID on your first donation. Save money on boots Call for information Book Finder ► Find the LOWEST PRICES on new & used books! Search 35+ stores. or an appointment ► Check out its unbiased reviews & coupons. (231)755-0389 Compare prices before you buy!

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Lindsey Hugeuer “The Kirkhof Center Project summer and will add four totaling 137,00 gross square continuation of the addition of rooms and study areas. The Grand Valley Lanthorn will create an exciting student two-story L-shaped building feet, is scheduled for honors housing, which will MAK construction is due to center in the heart of campus to the current choice of completion in August 2002. add 494 new beds. be finished of August 2002. For those students who that will now be ready to meet student housing. There will be Housing 2001, which has A 55,000 square foot There was also a $3 million haven ’t been to campus all the many needs of the campus 284 new units, with 586 beds already been underway for addition is being built onto the renovation of GVA, upgrading summer, GVSU has a whole community, ” Stoll said. available for students. Each some time, will include north side of Mackinac Hall the existing buildings, new look. Phase I and II of the $50 unit will have a bath, renovations of Copeland and (MAK) along Campus Drive, connecting all units to The construction began million state-funded M-45 kitchenette and two separate KisCtor Residence Halls. The $10.5 million addition GVSU’s telecommunications immediately after the Winter (Lake Michigan Drive) bedrooms. This $24 million, three part will include 114 offices, 14 system and upgrading current Semester 2001 and much of it construction that is also The Housing 2002 project, project also includes the classrooms, two conference site lighting and landscaping. has ended in time for students. underway has continued The anticipated Kirkhof through the summer. Phase I, Center construction has been from Sand Creek to Grand underway, with a 43,300 River, is already underway square foot, three floor and is scheduled for addition to the northwest side completion in fall 2001. of the building that will house Phase II continues from 40th Student Life, Student Senate, Street west to 68th Street, and bookstore storage and will be completed in spring conference/meeting rooms. 2001. Food service in the Kirkhof The new road will be a Center will be open for divided highway, with two students when they return in lanes each east and west August. bound and a center median. When completed in August On both sides of the highway 2002, the new Kirkhof Center will be bike paths. will be renamed the Kirkhof The $21.6 million Housing Student Center. 2002 project was started this

Plant services personnel worked on cleaning the The new bridge and widened Lakeshore Dr. will give students easier and safer access to GVSU. The new bridges sidewalks in preparation for the move in this weekend. spanning the grand river are nearly completed, but the road Is still under heavy construction. Nearly every student living on campus will move in between today and Sunday. Bnmi Valley LaMmi Thursday, August 23, 2001 Rachel Izzo, Arts and Entertainment Editor A&E gvldigegtDance program grows leaps and baunds Campus from press reports Rachel Izzo Grand Valley Lanthorn

Josh Zoerhofs practices dance seven to nine hours a day. CaHln all actgrs "That also involves working out, conditioning, and stretching," he said. Auditions will be held for Zoerhofs started dancing just four years ago and has several theatre productions this decided to make it his life. semester. "I was in a musical, "The Fiddler on the Roof', and There are still openings for they asked me to be a Russian dancer," he said. "I had small parts in "The Tempest." If never danced before, but I did it. People saw me and you are interested in auditioning asked me if I would like to take classes. I've been at Blue for the role of one of the sprits, go Lake Fine Arts Camp for the past three summers. There to room 1506 in the PAC on Aug. isn't anything else I’d rather do." 30 at 4 p.m. You don't need to Zoerhofs is one of the 12 students in the Grand Valley prepare anything. Just bring State University dance program. The program started a yourself. little over a year ago and will continue to grow into a full Auditions for other semester workload of courses offering a bachelor ’s of fine arts productions including "A Single degree in modem choreography, a bachelor's of fine arts Numberless Death," "No Exit," and in ballet and BA in dance. "My Fair Lady" will be on Sept. 7. "For modem choreography a senior will present a If you are interested, you must sign production," said William Gordon, one of GVSU's two up for a time. For more full-time dance instructors. "They will do everything information call the Music from composing to advertising to working with the Department or School of lighting and sound people. For ballet they will be Communications. required to show their professionalism in dance. We hope they will go onto a professional ballet company. With a BA in dance, they might not want to be a professional. They might want to go back to where they are from and open a dance studio." Ail Shaw Ii 61 displays Jefferson Baum, who is the director of Blue Lake Fine 1^ WiB n MVSM latent Arts Camp, head of the dance department and a full-time w* l It instructor; started the program at Grand Valley. He Grand Valley Lanthorn / Leah fonts The third annual Collegiate Art talked to President Lubbers for the first time in the fall William Gordon, a dance instructor at Grand Valley, poses In the new dance facility. Show has returned to Grand of 1998. After two years and a lot of paper work, the small program is well on its way to being a big hit for Rapids at the Urban Institute for within a year. That is the quality of people we are Gordon. "However it will still be part of the music Contemporary Arts. West Michigan. "It will probably be the only department like this in attracting." department." The art show features a variety Zoerhofs says that he would like to end up at a Baum and Gordon hope to have the entire dance of work in different mediums this part of the country," said Gordon. Even though the progrdtn will grow, the instructors professional company. department up and independently running by 2004, or selected by professors at Aquinas "I hope to be with a professional company as a soloist 2006. In the meantime, dance classes are still open. If College, Calvin College, Grand hope to keep it small. They hope the program will have about 60 majors and 100 people dancing as an elective. or a principal dancer," he said. "I don't care where I you are interested in taking a dance class, go to the first Valley State University and the dance or what I dance as long as I'm dancing and 1 get class during the week of Aug. 27 and bring an add slip. Kendall College of Art and Design. "This program is going to be of the highest quality," Baum said. "I just recruited a girl from Ohio. She is paid for it." “We’ve got a big room, ” said Gordon. “Now all we The show will include paintings, "We hope to have the degree in place next year," said need is people. ” sculpture, ceramics and excellent and she could be in a professional company installations. Exhibits will also feature works from mentors students have selected. The art show will run until Sept. American Pie 2: second helpings of same dessert 15. For more information call 454- . 7000, ext.21. Ryan Bye happen during those crazy teenage years. (Eddie Kaye Thomas) and Stifler (Seann original movie. Grand Valley Lanthorn Due to the financial success of the first W. Scott) are still good friends attending As in any movie banking on a film, a sequel seemed inevitable. This the same university. When they go home franchise, the sequels seem to possess A now season brings four In 1999, "American Pie" was the year in "American Pie 2" the plot takes for the summer to East Grand Falls, the less charm and originality than its new artists lathe MICA surprise comedy hit of the summer. It place during the summer after their boys have a little homecoming party at predecessor, but "American Pie 2" may was a movie that touched on the freshman year of college. The original Stifler’s house. not break new ground, but is equal in The Urban Institute for experiences that high school kids go groups of guys from the first movie; Jim Kevin runs into Vicki (a radiant Tara many ways to the original. What was Contemporary Arts 2001-2002 through, dealing with growing up and (Jason Biggs), Oz (Chris Klein), Reid) and seems to have unfinished enjoyable about "American Pie 2" were exhibition season kicks off with the awkward sexual misadventures that Kevin (Thomas Ian Nichols), Finch business with their relationship. Oz is the moments between Jim and Jim’s Dad four shows of work by New York, still dating Heather (Mena Suvari), who (Eugene Levy at his comic best) and the Flordia, and Grand Rapids artists is leaving to study abroad for the depth and charm of Alyson Hannigan. from Aug. 24 to Oct. 6. summer. Finch is still pining over Jason Biggs is certainly a young talent Christopher Moore works mainly Stiflervs mom and Jim; well, he ’s still who has the ability for greatness. It in orange and blue and creates trying to find his way when it comes to would behoove him to begin taking kinetic, interactive sculptures out sexual relations with the opposite sex. either a serious role or a more mature of wood and other found objects. Most of the plot seems to follow very comedy in the future—otherwise he may Danica Phelps uses green, the close to the original from the Stifler become forever typecast as Jim. color of money, and red, the color party to the grand finale at the end of the The Adam Herz, a native of East of spending, to track her daily movie, with some funny yet crude antics Grand Rapids who wrote the script, living expenses by recording all thrown in between. The exception is that shows his chops in making a sequel as the money she earns in green and the boys get a summer house in Grand funny as the original. That takes talent all the money she spends in red. Harbor (Funny how these names bear an in and of itself. The director reins have She uses pencil, gauche, paper and eerie resemblance to real Michigan changed from the Weitz brothers to J.B. recycled U.S. currency to create towns). Rogers (first assistant director on the her two dimensional pieces. When Again, the film relies heavily on Jim’s first Pie), who does a solid job of using her work is purchased by others it character and his search for how to the talents of the ensemble cast. then becomes money she earns. really please a woman. He rekindles his Go see "American Pie 2" for a hearty Gina Mendez Firvida explores relationship with Michelle (Alyson and good slice of summer fun. the validity of memories and Hannigan), who was the band camp geek *** out of four specifically those of her homeland from the original Pie, in preparation for the return of Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth) MPAA rating: R for language, strong Cuba. In some works she has Jim and Michelle share a moment at the beach Yahoo! movies photographed video images such as hoping to not repeat his antics from the. sexual humor and sexuality news clips and home movies of Cuba and used the slides as canvases, painting and Theatre department creates new acts manipulating them to create intensely colored and aggressively scarred images. To* 10 *©x Grand Rapids artist Teresa office Movie* to highlight the Shakespeare Festival Enbody displays “Time, Space, 1. American Pie 2 and Emotion, ” a series of pastel- 2. Rush Hour 2 ' also be launching a on-paper landscapes inspired by a 3. Rat Race Rachel Izzo Shakespearean touring show. trip to the Netherlands. She has 4. The Others * Grand Valley Lanthorn "Bard to Go" will tour the West exhibited her work in various 5. The Princess Diaries Michigan's Ottawa and Kent group shows in Grand Rapids and 6. Captin Corelli ’s Mandolin Grand Valley State County high schools. The in Massachusetts. Last year she 7. nonet of the Apes project will promote the mission won the Merit Award at Grand University's Shakespeare 8. American Outlaws Festival kicks off this year with of GVSU and the Shakespeare Rapids Festival 2000. 9. Jurassic Park in new entertainment and some festival in the West Michigan For more information about 10. Legally Blonde community. these show and others call 454- familiar favorites. ^according to Yahoo! Movie Like previous years, Another highlight of the 7000, ext.21. the Louie Armstrong Theater Shakespeare festival will be the will host a classic Shakespeare student competition. All Top 10 Ct>s play. This year it will feature students may enter categories "The Tempest," which is a story such as writing, theatre, art- Jan at tlM Museum 1. Various Artists -Now 7 visual, media and dance for a 2. ‘N Sync-Celebrinty full of magic, romance and politics. The plot evolves around cash prize. A registration form On friday nights at the Grand 3. The Isley Brothers Featuring must be filled out. The deadline Ronald Isley AKA Mb’. Biggs the lives of Prospero and his Rapids Art Museum there is a new daughter, Miranda, who have for entries will be on Oct. 4, for live jazz band featured every -Eternal written work and all 4. Usher-8701 been banished to an enchanted Friday night from 5-7:30 p.m. island by his brother Antonio. performance based entries will Admission to the concerts is free. 3. Jadakks-Kiss Tha Game perform on either Oct. 8 or 9. Goodbye Prospero is a magician and soon After the concerts, at 6:30 p.m., uses his magic to shipwreck The work will be judged by there are docent-led gallery walks. 6. Alicia Keys-Songs in A Minor various festival judges and 7. Aaron Carter-Oh Aaron Antonio and his crew on the A cash bar will be open in the island too. winners will be honored at a Decorative Art Gallery throughout 8. Staind-Bieak The Cycle awards ceremony on Oct. 11. 9. Linkin Paik-(Hybrid Theory) While the flavor of the the evening. Shakespearean play is the same Another guest to GVSU will 10. D12-Devil ’s Night be Tina Packer. She is the •accordi ng to Yahoo! Musk as in years past, this year the Shakespeare festival will have a founder, president, and artistic -VM i guest director for its second director of Shakespeare & TIn etnas Nllt bate MM Company in Lenox, MA. She is production of "The Tempest" on an expert on Shakespeare and To* 10 fr©o«r* Oct. 29. GVSU will welcome The circus has come to Grand 1. Bridget Jone’t Diary: A Novel theatre arts in the United States Bob Hall who has directed many and an acclaimed actor, director, Rapids in the Van Andel Arena. 2. Fantastic Beasts cod Where to contemporary plays and period The T.J. Max Circus is appearing Find Them teacher and writer who has 3. Girl With a Pearl Earing pieces over the last 30 years. He performed in the United States for three days only on Sep. 7,8, most recently directed a Actors Brian Wsbb Russell and Chris Hoffman In last year’s and 9. 4. Quidditch Through the Ages play The Comedy of Errors and the United Kingdom. She production of "A View from the will be here on Oct. 19 to share Ticket prices are $22.75, $14.75, 6. Founding Brothers Bridge" in New York. Hall them what it would be like to be which is an adaptation of "A $11.75 & $7.75 Tickets maybe 7. The Worst-Case Scenario Midnight Summer’s Dream." some of her experiences in works primarily with part of a professional production "Producing Shakespeare in purchased at any TicketMaster Survival Handbook: Travel professional theatre companies team. "Moonlight Fever" will only outlet or by calling (616) 456-3333 8. Who Moved My Cheese? rely on Shakespeare for the America." across the United States, but he "We're very excited about The Shakespeare Festival will or through the Internet at 9. White Teeth has also worked with students in having him visit our campus," language, while bringing the www.ticketmaster.com . Tickets 10. A Heartbreaking Wbrtr of said Karen Libman, assistant plot and characters into modem formally begin on Sep. 28 and a touring educational program will last until the third week of may also be purchased at Van Staggering Genius that he developed to professor of communications. times. It will be performed Andel Arena or Grand Center. On- ■according to TV Chnmiele of Higher The festival’s line-up includes outside in the GVSU arboretum. October. For more information demonstrate Shakespearean play on these and other events sale Friday, August 24 <® 10 a.m. BdaoaHom production. a performance troupe from "It is quiet a steamy piece," Ticketm aster. Germany's "Thag-Theatre Libman said. "I'm interested to contact the School of While at GVSU, Hall will be Communications. working with student actors and Fellbach." 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