Free SMS Nice Messages
Never Blame any Day
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God’s Blessings..
Nice person 2
Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now
When u were born
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying.
Flowers die
Flowers die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come to End, But, "Precious People" Like "You" Are always remembered.
When God opened
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!”
When one door of happiness
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
Some thing special
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box
There is no meaning There is no meaning of DAY without SUN, There is no meaning of NIGHT without MOON, There is no meaning of SEA without WATER, There is no meaning of ME without U.
Love is blind love is blind but love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just 4u.
I have a new Kodak camera
I have a new Kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!! always knew that
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. miss you
Somewhere, some dreams
Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
Nice people r like wind
Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror... don't close ur heart don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an don't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.
Girl Friend
What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Subtraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful
Sending you 1000 smiles sending you 1000 smiles take one 4 now and keep remaining 999 under ur pillow, pick out 1 every time bcz i want to see you smiling always.
Legends never talk
Gr8 people talk about things. small people talk about other people .and legends never talk they send sms TRUSTED U SO MUCH
U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE life a house your heart
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
DrEaM of uR
On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
Keep in touch
Just a line...2 keep in touch...coz u r on my mind so very much...& even though, I've nothing 2 say...U'll know...I thought of u 2day
Ten roses
Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror………….u will see eleven roses
Help, the police put me in prison
Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
You are so sweet
You are so sweet you make da sun jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold but best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil little angel flying
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
When the night comes
When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U roll down onto ur If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
Destiny decides who you meet
Destiny decides who you meet in your life...... but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets. getting wat u love is success getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving wheather you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won't get is pure love
Someone somewhere dreams of your smile
Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you're lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you
Life is a book
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Birthday SMS
Birthday is the main festival
Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.
Special day a costly affair!!!!
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
May u Live lOng as Long more
Many many happy returns of the and May u Live lOng as Long more Than Devil
Sorry i missed your birthday
I am sorry i missed your birthday, you have had so many i have lost track
Blessed with happiness
I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday
May God bless you with health
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life aap ke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday
Wonderful moments and shinning dreams
May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams Wish Happy Birthday
Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet
Wishing my friendly
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Nice feeling
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Delicate blossom,
Flying papers , multi colors of balloon, delicate blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Wishing you a wonderful
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Blessings on ur BIRTHDAY may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY. luv u aiways..
Cool sms
Smile a while and while you smile
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
Keep...... IN TOUCH
Keep...... IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE...... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL...... UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!
True bravery is 2 arrive true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk...... a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho
10 advantages of not having a
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life...... so be aware of LOVER
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY.....
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY..... 1. Never hate..... 2. Don't worry..... 3. Live simple..... 4. Expect a little..... 5. Give a lot..... 6. Always smile..... 7. Have a person like me who always remember you
I will make u laugh
If one day u feel like crying. CALL ME I don't promise u that. I will make u laugh but I can cry with u if one day u want 2 run away. don't b afraid to call me. I don't promise 2 ask u 2 stop but I can run with u if one day u don't want 2 listen ANY BODY! call me and.... I promise 2 b very quiet but.... if one day u call & there is no answer.. come fast 2 see me... perhaps I need u.. System of love jan-ROSE system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June- DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT...
Have a Great Day
Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it
I can buy gifts but not LOVE,
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i can pretend 2 Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I can lie 2others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you
You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
Positive thinking is a bit positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u don’t mind, u don’t cry, u just thank god that, cows don’t fly
Life should be like this
Watching on Monday, friendship on Tuesday, Love on Wednesday, Wedding on Thursday, fighting on Friday, Divorce on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday
Love in Pakistan Love in Pakistan romance in Afghanistan marriage in Rajasthan no more children in Hindustan......
I think U r very careless!!
I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left?? U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
Smile a while
Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. I wish your day is full of SMILE
It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please don’t go outside when it is raining, cuz u r soooooooooo sweet :)
When we sigh about our problems
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!
If I were to describe true love than
If I were to describe true love than I wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
SMILE: SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
Smile in pleasure & in pain,
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
Cool sms
It only takes a minute
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Remember me and bear in mind
Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So don’t go changing old for new!
Our friendship has become our HABIT
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
Doctor's Prescription
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
Nice people are blessed people
Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
If you see some one without a smile
If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
An apple keeps the doctor away An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forgets the fruit.
Sum ppl say happiness is lyf sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. ∑ say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
A rupee is easy to earn... a rupee is easy to earn.. but a smile is hard to find.. rupees loses its value.. smile increase its worth.. i lost a rupee when i sms u.. but who cares i won ur smile.
To see light, look at sun, to see love look at moon
To see light look at sun… to see love look at moon, to see beauty… look at nature, to see hope… look at future, but to see all of this…. look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 lessons in life:
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
May God increase ur Happiness
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
You are Genius u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
Flirt & Naughty sms
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Last night some Monkeys
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...
Not every flower
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
Do u know that ur smile
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly
Whn u r alone
Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend Good Time
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
U have wasted
U have wasted 12345678910 ...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work
One Stone is Enough to break
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart...... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
L o n g t i m e a g o...
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Could u fax me ur photo
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
In heaven together
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you calling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE. Deep like OCEAN. High like SKY. Strong like IRON. Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.
A friend is like a pillow u
A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow
A baby monkey asked his mother A baby monkey asked his mother "Mom, why r we so ugly"??? Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !
You = Lovely
You = Lovely...... You = Perfect| You = Beautiful...... You = Amazing You = sweet...... You = Cute You = gorgeous...... You = Fantastic You = Fabulous...... me = lier! :)
People Liv, People Die
People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I? so sweet is ur smile so sweet is ur smile, so sweet is ur style, so sweet is ur talk, so sweet is ur walk, c how sweetly i lie!!!!
I chased love i found
I chased love i found friendship, i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
The animals of a jungle
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
U r a nice person...
U r a nice person... but.. U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
From Mon to Sun From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been ...... a headache! u r many kilometers u r many kilometers away frm me. still i, m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples * PRESS DOWN * > < > * PRESS UP *
Flirt & Naughty SMS
Flowers fie
Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die
Government of USA
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???
1 day u'll B surprised
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U
If-You care for me
If-You care for me , I care for you You miss me, I miss you. You like me I like you. You message me, I message you. You forget me, I m sorry that where I m different from you. I'll kill you
I luv u I really do
I luv u I really do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u... Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz "LUV ANIMALS"
Let me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday :)
If u want SUCCESS
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey, be Regular as Clock, be Fresh as Rose, be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock, be Sure as Death, and....be Smart as ME. 2days weather 4cast
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
I m getting married
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best friends, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry...... my name is nobody
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
The rain makes all things
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs......
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
Rules of Life:
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.
I look at the moon
I look at the moon the moon is beautiful I look at you I..I... I rather look at the moon again
If u read this if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreading that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
Those innocent eyes,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
American-Dogs can
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese-Fish can play Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country...
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
Why did God Create U
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!! you are very smart you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you. we've known we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?
AM I CUTE?
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
R u mad? R u mad? Y r u reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me now.
Flirt & Naughty SMS
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces......
Last nite i went 2 bed without u.
Last nite i went 2 bed without u.. cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite, my lovely pyjamas oT TnAW T2UL I oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2'rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye!
It's better to stay away
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
There are 3 chambers in my heart there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bcoz...... You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He came at night,
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
A girl phoned me the other day
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
I really deeply wish
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
Come here, take off urs pants and knickers
Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
What is the heigh
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
Can v do romance
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
Cannot hide this
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ...... Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Open with Love.
Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...
Friendship sms
Few Relations in Earth Never Die.
Few Relations in Earth Never Die. Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die
Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
Make 1000's friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
6 rules to be HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! ill always value u deep within my heart!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
If friends were flowers
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
The Test of Friendship the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
You'll always be my FRIEND this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
We never lose true friends
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
Just make a wish
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, cause I did it and I found you.
A deep friend is like rainbow
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
A friend gives hope when life is low
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
Tiny starz shining bright
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Heart could only Love 4 a while
Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!!!!!
Help ever... hurt never...
Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate never... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever.. forget me never...!
MY friendship is just like a rubber band MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
We've known each other by CHANCE
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
A friend is someone we turn
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place
If friends were flowers
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! touches your heart
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Meeting you was fate
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Friendship is not a Game to Play Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why don’t you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u don’t shine.
True friends r like morning
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
Never abandon old friends
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
Friendship is sweet when it’s new
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
To live a life
To live a life I need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat I need a heart, 2 have heart I need happiness, to have happiness I need a friend, and 4 a friend I need U.ALWAYS
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
You're eyes are soft en tender You're eyes are soft en tender, as sweet as they can be. There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
Do your feet never hurt
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
Friendship is a silent gift of nature.. More old .. more strong.. More deep.. more clear.. More close.. more warm..
A special friend is rare indeed
A special friend is rare indeed, it beams to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
Science has proved that sugar
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
There is "And" between Sky an
There is "And" between Sky and Earth, But there is nothing between Me and You, but this "And" between Me and You is 'Anybody Not Disturb'
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetes
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!
One tree can start a forest
One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship, One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living! ur 1 of a kind and always in mind..
Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...
Friend, If u leave me, i 'll die... If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...
Friendship is a language spoken
Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we keep in touch...Take Care...
When God open the windows of Heaven
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time
Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.!
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weeks, 1 Sweet person like u makes the life sweet!
S Feelings R many but Words R few
Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!! it's me..! sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!
Longest love is mother's love
Longest love is mother's love, Shortest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!
A lovely star dropped on earth one A lovely star dropped on earth one night. Asked me u want a million dollar or a good friend? I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
A Friend is : 1% Funny
A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ...... 90% Smart & GooD lOOkinG . That's y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice day n Keep smiling!!! u r HIV +ve
Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!
Keep the lamp of friendship
Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember ur friends..
Arre.. listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day
Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!
Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar
Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter, Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U! what is meant by Friend
F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..
There's st@ry behind every friendship
There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!
I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!
Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u! Notice ur phone got heavier with this message
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!
Some friends r worth 2b thrown
Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever, and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...in the Treasure Box 2 b kept 4 ever.
I have a special meal for you
I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!
Know what makes me happy wen u msg me
Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!
Our "Friendship" is a crossed cheque
Our "Friendship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone, withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c
Friends are like stars
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Friendship happens inside the heart
Friendship happens inside the heart, Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable by distance.. Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Friend.!
Dear O Dear, You are not Near
Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!...... MY DEAR FRIEND
A friend gives hope when life is low
A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go, A friend is honest, friend is true, A friend is precious, A friend is you.!!!
A simple friend has never seen you cry A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! Pass this on to anyone you care about.... if you get it back you have found real friends!
Make your life a house your heart
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things
Friendship is a wonderful word
Friendship is a wonderful word; it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
A FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
For me U r as... Cheese 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
Wonderful people r carefully
Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefully planned by God, wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God
It takes half our life to find true
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
A memory lasts forever, and never
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Friends are like shoes
Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size! No gold or precious stones
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
Friend: someone who tells you
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die.
You can eat and drink together
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
I must have been born under
I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend !!!
I can't b d best person in this world
I can't b d best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not b d sweetest, but I can b as sweet as I can b. I may not b d one for u, but I'll always b there for u. when u r sad...... i will try ur tears when u r sad...... i will try ur tears when u r scared...... i will comfort ur fears when u r worried...... i will give u hope when u r confused...... i will give u cope and when u r lost...... and cant see the light i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright this is my oath...... i pledge till the end why u may ask?...... because u r my friend
Whenever I see your smiling face
Whenever I see your smiling face I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
I sent my cares 2 the wind
I sent my cares 2 the wind and ask the wind 2 pass them 2 u, when u feel the wind blowing against ur face that’s me saying take care of urself..
If one day you feel like crying If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you
I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me
I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked, May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U...
Friendship is a little more trust
Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!
A good friend is like a computer
A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life, 'Save' u in their heart, 'format' ur problem 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'!
How long shall we be friends?
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.
1 advice-take care, 1 Request-don’t change
1 advice-take care, 1 Request-don’t change, 1 Wish don’t forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!
There r many stars but the Moon is u
There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friends but the Sweet one is u. To forget me is now up t@ u. To forget u is something i will never ever do
Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands
Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror, U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear friend....
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLOOD AND FRIEND.BLOOD ENTERS THE HEART AND FLOWS.BUT FRIEND ENTERS THE HEART AND STAY INSIDE FOREVER......
I can t find a reason why God I can t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
Hi, there.... Perhaps that
Hi, there.... Perhaps that You Plus Me Equal to FRienDshiP Do drop an equation if i am correct in maths ;)
The recipe of friendship
The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.. mix all these together to make friends 4 ever..
Funny SMS
Fill in the blank...I m ur .....
Fill in the blank...I m ur ..... friend - a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
An independent study has proven
An independent study has proven dat those who are bad n cheap are readin dis message!
This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
One day Raja and rani decided to send
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He agreed and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
Girl friends are like mobile phone girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
First the engagement ring
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E- Equally...... Thats why boys go to college regularly.... what happened 2 ur mobile? what happened 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster i want u 2 know dat our friendship i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
I send dis fish ><(((:> as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
Girls are like phones
Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another Angle!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!! Competition...!!! ....
If ur world is spinning Round & Round
If ur world is spinning Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Who said English is easy???
Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
Bird bird in the sky dropped
Bird bird in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Its been a rough day. I got up this
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
Husband sitting near to his
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No; please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband: the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh... can you lend me 2000 Rs? can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Dear user, your wife can become
Dear user, your wife can become mother without your struggle! Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
Why do couples hold hands?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!!!!!!
Wise Words
GODISNOWHERE this
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
What is trust ??
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has, when you throw him in air and catch again, and he enjoys it
When GOD drops needles
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!
Don’t think how many moments
Don’t think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
A Loving Sister glows
A Loving Sister glows like star in brother's soul
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
Better be careful about
Better be careful about what u like to get in life, OTHERWISE You will have to like what you get in life.
It is not what happens
It is not what happens to you but HOW you react to it that matters.
If you want something
If you want something you have never had, You must be willing to do something you have never done.
Each moment of ur life Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....
A negative thinker see a difficulty
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity, A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty, wish u an optimistic life..
Mistakes are painful when they happen
Mistakes are painful when they happen, But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
In life LOVE is never planned
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when LOVE is real, It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
Treat everyone with politeness
Treat everyone with politeness, Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice ,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**
Love urself, Flirt with ur
Love urself, Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams, Get engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life...
What the word IMPOSSIBLE say
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.
GOD is always playing CHESS
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
Success is like tip of the tail
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail. It has to keep running forever. But if it walks in its own style. Tail follows!! Live life with ur own rules....
Life gives answer in 3 ways Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
When a baby born he/she will cry
When a baby born he/she will cry near by all are happy, when anyone die he/she will be pleasant but near by all are cry. See how this world is unfair
Coincidence decides whom
Coincidence decides whom u meet in life, Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life... Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life...
WHat touches us the most is
What touches us the most is... Being hurt by some1 U Trust A Lot...... OR .... Being Trusted by some1 U have Hurt a Lot...
Life is a BOOK We all read it
Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
IF SUMEONE TROWS STONE
IF SUMEONE TROWS STONE TOWARDS U ,TROW LOVE TOWARDS HIM. BUT IF SUMONE THROW LOVE TOWRDS U ,THEN SITV FOR A WHILE & THINK COZ LOVE HURTS U MORE THAN STONE.
Dont take life too seriously
Dont take life too seriously, Always find time to laugh... Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life, But adds more Life to ur Years....
Care is the sweetest form of love
Care is the sweetest form of love, so when any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"
If you want something
A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM.
Remember the way
Remember the way of least resistance rarely leads to success. Kindness in words creates confidence
Kindness in words creates confidence, Kindness in thinking creates profoundness, Kindness in giving creates love.
To love is nothing
To love is nothing, To be loved is something, To love and be loved is everything
The happiest
The happiest pe(" ._. ")ple don't have EVERYTHING in life. They just make THE BEST of everything that life brings their way
Life is only traveled ONCE
Life is only traveled ONCE, Today's MOMENT becomes Tomorrow’s MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself....
Be a diode to remove -ve
Be a diode to remove -ve thinking, A transistor to amplify the Character.... A resistor to drop Bad habits, A capacitor to store Good thoughts....
Life is like cotton-Don’t
Life is like cotton-Don’t make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow. But make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!....
Life is a game sometimes
Life is a game sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But no matter what your cards in life, whether club, spade or diamond. Always remember never play with out a Heart!
Life is a one-way street
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again
A smile makes us look younger A smile makes us look younger. while prayers make us feel stronger. and friends.? They make us enjoy life forever
A smile is a language
A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!
Show mercy
Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the one who is in heaven will show mercy to you
The great(est) pleasure
The great(est) pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do. spreads in all directions
"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions".
When the creature create
When the creature create the human same , his structure , blood , Mind , kind thinking for others . Then only our politicians divide us only for their own benefits , governments , to get the power . We think all human beings are same then why we are separate from other nations.
Don`t hurt anyone
Don`t hurt anyone! It only takes few seconds to hurt people you love and it takes years to heal.
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Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
25 saal se amara koon
Doctor says to pathan: App ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Ho ga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Khid ki se deak ho
Khid ki se deak ho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! kuch tu baat he aap mai
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey... Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey... EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
Khush to bahot hoge tum
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant ho
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. i will also die
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha! kal ho na ho.. kal ho na ho... Aaj tu hai... Aaj ho na ho... Ya pel tu hay... Ya pel ho na ho... Hum tu hia... Hum ho na ho... Humari dosti tu hai. us ne kaha or dabao us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss. pyar na rahe to vafa pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega main tumse kuch kahana main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Repeat these lines
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba" if sumone calls u crazy if sumone calls u crazy, dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer, relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
Bhagwan se manga
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Door Bohat hi Door
Door Bohat hi Door Kisi lambay safar pr janay walay Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai TUM JALDI LOTE AAO GAY
Message pe message
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! sadak hi sidhi nikli
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO
When i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Duriyon ki parwah na kiya
Duriyon ki parwah na kiya kijiye, dil jab bhi pukare bula liya kijiye,hum jyada dur nahi apse bus apni ankhon Ko palko se mila liya kijiye.. Aapke life mein mithas ho
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! pyar k liye dil pyar k liye dil dil k liye app app k liye hum humaray liye app
Koi ankhon se baat kar leta ha
Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
Log apna banake chod dete hai
Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai, Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge, Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge, Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna, Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!! haseen ittfak lagta hai
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai, Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa, aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai Fair & lovely mila...
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
Churaya hai tumhe
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe......
1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. sirf aapko
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
No comparison
Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai. tohar chehra moti saman tohar chehra moti saman...... tohar chehra moti saman...... tohar chehra moti saman...... tohar chehra moti saman...... MOTI HAMAR KUTTE KA NAM...... roz ki baat hai aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
Lot ayiangay
Ahsas bohat hoga jub hum chally jaingay,Roingay magar aansoon nahin aaingay.Jub sath na de koi to awaz dena,Asman per bhi hongay to lot kar aaingay (OK) Sms NeeChey Hain
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha