VOL. XXIII NO. THURSDAY , NOVEMBER 30, 1989 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY’S Victory for democracy movement in Czech. PRAGUE, Czechoslovakia (AP) Monday in which millions of — The Communist-controlled workers participated. Parliam ent on Wednesday Parliament also eliminated swiftly ended the party’s 40- the Communists’ leading posi­ year monopoly on power in a tion in the National Front, an frantic effort to satisfy the de­ umbrella organization embrac­ mands of the growing pro- ing all political parties and so­ democracy movement. cial groups allowed in A member of the ruling Com­ Czechoslovakia. Four deputies munist Politburo said the first opposed the measure and 16 free elections in four decades abstained. could be held within a year. Shortly after the historic votes, state TV showed Slovak The 309 deputies present actor Milan Knazko announcing voted unanimously to scrap word of the changes to a Article 4 of the constitution, packed National Theater in frame which ensured the leading role Bratislava, capital of Slovakia. of the Communist Party, and The entire audience, which in­ change Article 16, which man­ cluded prominent dissident Va­ dated that all education be clav Havel, rose to its feet in based on Marxism-Leninism. thunderous, minute-long ap­ The changes were among his­ plause. toric concessions the opposi­ Parliament also planned to tion won from the Communist consider creating a constitu­ government on Tuesday when tional court and a commission Premier Ladislav Adamec also to investigate allegations of % promised to form a new gov­ police brutality in a crackdown am * ernment, including non-Com- on protesters Nov. 17. AP Photo munists, by Sunday. The removal of the require­ They followed 11 straight ment that Marxism-Leninism be Popular choice for Prime Minister days of huge anti-government the guiding principle of educa- Popular choice for Indian Prime Minister Vishwanath Pratap Singh enters one of the many hurried demonstrations, which culmi­ meetings Wednesday in New Delphi where efforts to persuade him to contest for Prime Minister were nated in a two-hour strike on s e e CZECH. / page 6 continuing. Christian militias join general in opposing Syrian threat BEIRUT, Lebanon (AP) — Aoun claims Ilrawi’s election right-wing Christian political Bernard Bosson, said he was ciary since Lebanon became in­ Christian militias that have op­ by Parliament last week was force and also a foe of Aoun, “ amazed at the flood of dependent of France in 1943. posed Gen. Michel Aoun said unconstitutional, says he won’t pledged to confront any at­ masses” at the palace and de­ Wednesday they would join him accept a new peace plan until tempt to storm the 310-square- clared: “This is like the people’s Residents of Chtoura, an east in fighting the troops, tanks the Syrian "occupation army” mile Christian enclave north movement in Eastern Europe Lebanon market town on the and artillery Syria is massing leaves the country, and has re­ and east of Beirut. asking for democracy.” Damascus-Beirut road, said around Lebanon's Christian en­ fused to turn over the shell-bat­ Thirty-three members of the France supports Hrawi, who Wednesday afternoon that clave. tered palace. French parliament met with is trying to strengthen his cen­ scores of 122mm and 133mm Elias llrawi, the new Chris­ Lebanon’s largest Christian Aoun. In a show of support tral government and reunite the Syrian artillery pieces were tian president backed by Syria, militia, the Lebanese forces, that contradicted the official fractured military as part of an moving toward Beirut and the dismissed Aoun as army com­ said it would fight beside the French government stand, the effort to end the 14-year-old central mountains above mander Tuesday and ordered 20,000 Christian troops who legislators joined thousands of sectarian civil war, in which Baabda, followed by dozens of him to leave his command post followed Aoun through a six- young men who have formed a more than 150,000 people have trucks filled with ammunition. in a bunker beneath the presi­ month artillery war with the human shield around the been killed. They said hundreds of empty dential palace in Baabda, east Syrians earlier this year. palace. Christians have dominated trucks were heading back to­ of Beirut. The Phalange Party, the main One of the lawmakers, the government, army and judi­ ward Syria. Trebbe appointed as Missionary speaks on Salvador By CHAD KERLIN ernment that would turn on its few Government vehicles. They associate director of IPSM News Writer own people. have since been raided several Special to the Observer theological studies degree “Oppression is omnipresent in times by the National Police program at the Catholic Rev. William Dexheimer, a El Salvador and this has not who led many students off Lutheran missionary forced out been a recent development; it blindfolded. They have Rev. Francis Tebbe, Theological Union. He also O.F.M., director of continu­ serves as director of continu­ of El Salvador last week for has been going on for some ‘disappeared’,” he added. being a Christian, spoke can­ time,” Moriarty explained. “In ing education for the ing education and formation According to Dexheimer, the police state of El Salvador, “disappeared” is a term used to Catholic Theological Union for his home community, the didly on the current reality of death is commonplace,” he describe the type of detention in Chicago, has been ap­ Franciscan Province of St. the Church there in a lecture on elaborated, both in speech and pointed associate director of John the Baptist in Cincin­ Wednesday. that people are subjected to . Before he began, however, on film. “This is the true face The government will arrest the Institute for Pastoral nati, Ohio. and Social Ministry. Before joining the faculty Steve Moriarty, a Notre Dame of Arena, not all the pomp and someone and then refuse to ac­ A member of the Francis­ of the Catholic Theological alumnus and free-lance pho­ circumstance,” he said. knowledge that they have even can order since 1968, Father Union, he had worked for tographer who spent much of Contrary to most popular re­ detained them, Dexheimer said. As far as the government is Tebbe was graduated from five years in the Archdiocese this year in El Salvador, gave a ports, most of the opposition is Duns Scotus College in of Boston’s religious educa­ thirty- minute slideshow docu­ not coming from guerrillas but concerned, the people have simply disappeared. Very few Southfield, Michigan in 1971 tion office. He has also menting the recent election and from the more than seventy so­ cial forces that operate within and ordained a priest in worked in Catholic parishes focusing on the contemporary captives are released “Most of this is not even 1975. During the same year, in Southfield, Michigan and or “underground” Church El Salvador, Dexheimer said. known here,” Dexheimer said. he obtained a master’s de­ Albuquerque, New Mexico. there. He explained that these forces include religious groups, “After a particularly heavy gree from Saint Leonard Both talks focused on the unions and peasant groups who night of bombing in San Sal­ School of Theology in Cen­ Father Tebbe has pub­ atrocities being committed attempt peaceful means to vador on November 12 of this terville, Ohio. In 1986, he re­ lished reviews and articles against the peoples of El Sal­ bring about change. Their ef­ year, the El Salvadorean presi­ ceived a doctor of ministry on religious education in var­ vador and on the relative igno­ forts go largely unacknowl­ dent went on air saying that degree from Andover New­ ious professional and schol­ rance of the rest of the world. edged by our government, he there had been no bombings. ton Theological School in arly journals. A member of Moriarty’s lens captured added. The U. S. Ambassador said the Newton Centre, Mas­ several professional asso­ many horrifying scenes: scenes “It is not just a bunch of same. sachusetts His dissertation ciations of religious educa­ of carnage and death, the ends of more than a few so-called guerrillas fighting the govern­ “After this, we felt we had to topic was “Mentoring as an tors and church administra­ “subversives.” ment; it’s real people like you come forward and tell what Image: The Supervision of tors, he recently became sec­ These stills were contrasted and me,” said Dexheimer. was really going on. It had all Adult Religious Educators.” retary and treasurer of the with the glitter and celebration “Students at the National gone on too long,” Dexheimer Since 1985, Father Tebbe National Organization of surrounding the election of the University demonstrated by set­ recalled. Speaking out against has directed continuing edu­ Continuing Education of ting up blockades outside the cation and the master of Roman Catholic Clergy. current Arena government ear­ lier this year: the same gov­ university, and they torched a se e LECTURE / page 3 page 2 The Observer Thursday, November 30, 1989

I n s i d e C o l u m n W e a t h e r Forecast for noon, Thursday, November 30. Read this before 5Q Lines show high temperatures. you slam on Arts & Letters

If someone called you worthless, what Yesterday’s high: 28 would you do? Well, hopefully you Yesterday’s low: 15 would assert yourself Florentine by examining the ac­ Hoelker Forecast: cusation and coming up with a defense and Assistant Today mostly sunny and refutation. That’s News Editor what I did, but now warmer with a high of 41. the original argument Tonight cooler with lows has escalated and I fear it may be out of in the mid 30s. control. FRONTS: 60 The argument started several weeks ago when I walked into English class and sat ▼ ▼ down. I glanced at my desktop to see a COLD WARM STATIONARY ©1989 Accu-W eather, Inc. miniature dissertation on the superiority of Pressure engineering majors and the worthlessness of Arts & Letters majors. ® © EH m E3 E3 E3 S a El El HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT. CLOUDY CLOUDY Disturbed and somewhat dismayed, 1 of course wrote a response to the claims that Via Associated Press GraphicsNet we don't get jobs, aren’t needed, etc. We do get jobs, you know. Why, if you think about it, we control what you read in the paper every day. Anyway, there were retorts to my written W o r l d response over the next few days. Most ques­ tioned whether we believed that we actually do important things. A few questioned our 81 Andy Warhol lithographswere recovered practice, but Rameau said they included two Britons sexual preferences. The rest stated how by police in Amsterdam, Netherlands that had been and two Yugoslavs. The lithographs were stolen from engineering majors get jobs and we don't. stolen from a West German art gallery two months ah art gallery near Bonn in September as part of a One kind soul, trying to quell the conflict, ago, police said Wednesday. Seven persons were ar­ theft of artwork with an estimated value of $3 million, wrote, “It takes two people to build; one to rested, said police spokesman Kees Rameau. The sus­ Rameau said. conceive of the structure, one to put the pects were not identified in line with Dutch judicial bricks together. ” The response to this was mature, intelli­ gent, and reasoned. “Your the bricklayer you arts and letters E—.” As an English major, I was instantly re­ N a t io n a l pulsed by the spelling and grammatical errors in the reply. (Oh, for the author: the contraction of you are is you 're. not your. ) HUD Secretary Jack Kemp has given up his “You can’t smell it outdoors, but when you bring the We re all going to be teachers, you know. So New York state residency, ending any chance he’ll run tree inside and it warms up, bang. You have a pungent, I wrote, “Lovely diction, clever word choice. for governor next year, a spokesman said. Kemp stinky odor,” said park ranger David Solek. “Taking Learn to spell, you idiot.” notified the Erie Board of Elections on Monday that he one of these trees is a horrible thing,” he said. “It goes This didn’t help matters, because now was withdrawing his voting registration there, said against the spirit of the holiday. How can anyone be there are even more replies and nasty Robert Nipp, a Housing and Urban Development proud of a tree they stole from a park?” comments. spokesman in Washington.“He intends to register in So now, before class begins, people crowd Montgomery County, Maryland, ” said Nipp. Nipp said A telephone answering machine with the around Row 5 in 303 Cushing to see what Kemp was making the change because “he’s no longer voice of Sheriff John Schulze of Pawnee City, Nebraska new and delightful things are written about a congressman from Buffalo" and “he has his home in greets emergency calls in the evenings and weekends Arts & Letters majors. There are even in­ Belhesda. ” because of budget cuts. “This is sheriff John Schulze. sulting pictures of Arts & Letters women. Due to a budget cut, a deputy or dispatcher is not Wow. What cool guys. Chopping down a Christmas tree from available to take your call at this time...,” the tape- Are these types of arguments widespread? Monroe Connecticut’s town parks is a foul idea, and recorded message says. The tape includes a telephone Do you debate with your engineering town officials plan to make sure everyone agrees. All number for the sheriffs home, and says people may roommate about the uselessness of Arts & the evergreens in the town’s three parks are being call collect in the event of an emergency, Schulze said Letters majors? sprayed with a foul-smelling mixture to dissuade Monday. “So far. we haven’t had any major emergency people from robbing the parks for Christmas trees. that has been hindered by the system.” Are all engineering majors geeks with plastic pocket protectors and horned rimmed glasses, incapable of intelligent conversation except when the topic is “Fluid nonconformities of a vacuum-packed slide I n d ia n a rule in a gravity-free environment?” But hey, who cares? None of this stuff Elderly Hoosiers and their relatives in companies like ours are coming up with insurance matters. It’s all a joke, conducted with good Evansville, Indiana have swamped Blue Cross-Blue plans for long-term care, home care, and nursing care fun, but not good taste. Even if we do con­ Shield with calls since Congress’ decision to kill the aimed at trying to prevent people from spending their trol the newspapers, and television, and the Medicare catastrophic health care law. Charlie Miller, a life savings to pay for health care,” Miller said. government, and your education. . spokesman for Blue Cross-Blue Shield in Indianapolis, “Health care technology continues to climb and in turn The views expressed are the author’s and said the elderly now need new coverage, called more people are living longer.” not necessarily those of The Observer. “Medigap,” to help cover costs. "Some insurance

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By JESSICA ZIEMBROSKI soon after Finklestein’s return Finklestein continued, “The News Writer to the U.S. and stated, “Israel Palestinian people cannot hold Norman Finklestein, noted makes no pretense of wanting out indefinitely and that re­ authority on the Arab-Israeli to capture the hearts and pression is taking its toll.” conflict, focused on the tax re­ minds of the Palestinians. ” He then suggested options to volt by the citizens of Beit Finklestein said, “ [the vil­ be taken by the villagers of Beit Sahur in a lecture Wednesday lagers ] fear for what the fu­ Sahur, “Either escalation of vi­ night. ture may or may not hold and olent resistence, following of Finklestein currently teaches f»" families, yet their daily PLO leadership, or counterfeit political science at Brooklyn sovereignty to Israel.” College in New York. Fin­ Finklestein predicted that, klestein has spent time on the “the infitada will continue be­ West Bank teaching and ob­ cause there is no alternative ac­ serving the plight of the Pales­ tion to the opposition.” tinian people under the control of the Israeli government. With the prospect of possible Staying in the village of Beit peace one day, Finklestein Sahur, he lived with a host quoted a villager as saying “we family and addressed in the lec­ will forgive and forget, it is our ture the effects on the villagers nature." Though that does of the occupation and continu­ seem to be the feeling of most ing repression by the Israeli of the older residents, senti­ military. ment seems to be quite different The citizens of Beit Sahur, Norman Finkelstein among the young due to recent mainly middle class Christians, widespread school closings, he have been refusing to pay taxes existence is not paralyzed by explained. in opposition to the control of this fear.” Questions from the audience Israel since 1985, said Fin­ Though he said “soldiers ex­ focused on the numerous uni­ klestein. ploit any sign of weakness,” the versity closings among other The lecture was titled people of Palestine do not con­ schools. Finklestein seemed to “Intifada: A Personal and Polit­ sider themselves engaged in a attribute this action by the Is­ ical Perspective.” Intifada total war with Israel. Fin­ raelis to “the extreme impor­ refers to the resistance and in­ klestein commented on the tance of education to the ternal pressure of the Pales­ current absence of mass public Palestinian people, it being a tinian people. protests which at one time were severe psychological blow.” the “heart of the intifada." He He also addressed the issue In Beit Sahur, villagers are said that the stiffer residence of being a Jew in the occupied under curfew, soldiers routinely had moved North to the Gaza territory. He said that the peo­ confiscate furniture and other Strip region. ple of Beit Sahur, “barely Panda-monium APPh0,° belongings as payment for un­ “The morale of the Palestini­ raised an eyebrow when they paid taxes and there are re­ ans has indisputably plum­ heard that I was Jewish, the at­ Giant panda Qing Qing cuddles her month old baby, Xing Xing ports of growing food short­ meted for complex reasons,” he titude was one of basic indif­ (Little Star) at the Chengdu Zoo in China’s southwestern province ages, indiscriminate beatings said. These include economic ference." Dr. Finklestein plans of Sichuan. The cub, like its mother, had been conceived through and arrests of hundreds of misery, political strife, and to release a new book, “Zionist artificial insemination. young people, Finklestein said. varying attitudes toward the Orientations; American Jews, He also addressed the current PLO, leadership, and repres­ Israel, and the Palestinians” ally going on in El Salvador, siege that began September 21, sion, according to Finklestein. within the year. Dexheimer said. Lecture “This is nothing new. Over continued from page 1 seventy thousand Salvadoreans the government is very coura­ have died so far and the only geous because it is considered thing that keeps the war going treason and is punishable by is U.S. aid. The U.S. pumps 1.5 death. million dollars per day into El Less then three days later, Salvador, and yet living condi­ six Jesuit priests were mur­ tions continue to deteriorate. dered, presumably by Arena’s No one can win militarily; we death squads, and all remaining must stop the aid. Don’t let the religious were virtually forced war go on forever,” Dexheimer to leave. said. Dexheimer decided to end his According to Dexheimer, the three and a half year stay in El people of El Salvador know Salvador after receiving death that the road to freedom is threats by someone who spoke long and often painful, but they English without an accent. He go on “for their children.” As is now touring the nation in an they say: “It is better to die by effort to inform people more the bullet standing up than to realistically as to what is actu­ live on your knees.” ______Join The Observer

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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A A piece of the crane at least operated by Laidlaw Transit crane plummeted from the 16th three stories long dangled from Inc. story of a building under con­ the side of the building under “It’s pretty rough,” said struction Tuesday, flattening a construction two hours after Laidlaw Senior Vice President school van, cars and smashing the 8:30 a.m. accident. Police Howard Wallack. “They (other into an office building across roped off the area and ambu­ employees) are pretty upset, the street. At least five people lances rushed in and out. and we are arranging a chap­ were killed and 21 were injured, The street was littered with lain and psychologist to go over authorities said. flattened cars and a mangled to our offices.” “It felt like an earthquake,” motorcyle. Gas was cut off to The fire chief said five people said Merrill Lynch Vice Presi­ the damaged 21-story office were listed as missing in the dent Joe McLaughlin, who was building for fear of an explo­ twisted steel and broken con­ in the damaged office building. sion. crete. However, police Capt. “I looked out and saw two bod­ “The wreckage looks abso­ Tom Murphy said later that ev­ ies. One construction worker’s lutely incredible — steel beams eryone had been accounted for. boots were sticking up through look like pickup sticks,” said Three hospitals reported re­ a mass of jagged metal.” Acting Mayor Angela Alioto, ceiving 21 victims, four in seri­ In the aftermath of the acci­ sitting in while Mayor Art Ag- ous condition. Most of the rest dent that rained concrete and nos tours the country urging had minor injuries. twisted steel on one of the busi­ tourists to return in the wake est intersections in the financial of the Oct. 17 earthquake. Swinerton & Walberg Co. of district, a prosecutor said At an afternoon news confer­ San Francisco, the general con­ criminal negligence charges ence at the scene, Alioto said tractor on the job, said the twice previously had been filed experts could not immediately crane was being repositioned against the project’s general determine the cause of the col­ from the 16th story to the 20th contractor for accidents on Los lapse. She also said streets in a story, the second such reposi­ Angeles construction sites. four-square-block area would tioning of the project. There were conflicting state­ be closed for at least a week ments on what was happening for cleanup and repairs, and The crane, model No. SN355 AP Photo before the crane fell. Fire Chief the California Street cable car manufactured by American Fred Postel said it was hoisting also was shut down. Pecco of Millwood, N.Y., had a A group of San Francisco fireman look over the scene on California steel beams, but the general Alioto said the dead were capacity of 17 tons. The site Street Tuesday morning where a crane toppled from a 16-story contractor said the crane was four construction workers, all was last inspected by the state building under construction. Six people were killed and at least 21 were being repositioned from the from the Seattle area, and the Occupational Safety and Health injured. 16th to the 20th floors. woman driving the school van, Administration on Aug. 11. The Dallas DARE 10 D - V 8 Dream Turns at This Thursday: " 2 1 !!" NIGHTCLUB PROGRESSIVE MUSIC NIGHT Happy Birthday! § 10:00-11:30 love, Elizabeth, Peg jj Marianne and Sue 1

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BOSTON (AP) — Interferon, a when a new screening test for natural human protein, is the the virus becomes available. first treatment to stop the de­ Most cases of hepatitis C are structive course of hepatitis C, mild. However, about half of all a virus that infects at least those infected become long­ 150,000 Americans a year, term carriers and 10 percent many through blood transfu­ suffer cirrhosis of the liver. sions, researchers report. In the latest research on 207 Therapy with alpha inter­ people, doctors found that in­ feron, which the body produces terferon, produced in large to fight disease, temporarily quantities by genetically engi­ shut down the virus’s attack on neered bacteria, stopped the the liver, although it often destruction of liver cells in flared up when the treatment about half of those with ended. chronic disease. “In my opinion, this is a ma­ In more than half of those jor clinical advance,” said Dr. who are helped, the disease re­ Gary Davis of the University of turned when treatment ended. Florida. “This is a very com­ But researchers hope that giv­ mon disease. There has been ing interferon for longer peri­ nothing available for these ods or in higher doses will hold people in the past. While this the virus in check or wipe it out controls the disease rather entirely. than cures it, it is the first “ It looks promising that an­ therapeutic intervention that tiviral treatment will be useful has been offered these people.” in this disease,” said Dr. Jay Hepatitis C is the most com­ Hoofnagle, a co-author of one AP Photo mon serious infection that is of the studies at the National Liver transplant prediction passed through blood. Perhaps Institute of Diabetes and Diges­ 5 percent of all Americans who tive and Kidney Diseases. Dr. Christoph Broelsch, left, the University of Chicago surgeon who lead the historic liver transplant get routine transfusions be­ Davis and Hoofnagle were co­ operation on Alyssa Smith, talks with the 21-month-old’s father, John Smith, during a news conference come infected, although esti­ authors of separate studies Tuesday at the University of Chicago. Doctors predicted success for Monday’s operations on Alyssa mates vary widely. This hazard that reached similar conclu­ and her mother, Teresa, who donated the liver. should largely disappear soon sions Czech. continued from page 1 There’s a PS/2® that’s tion was a prime demand of students who staged the Nov. 17 protest and have led the pro-democracy movement right for you. since. 4 k In parliam entary debate, broadcast live on TV for the / first time, deputies openly ad­ mitted past party failures and said the Communists must ------work hard to win the people’s Model 30 286 M o d e l 5 5 S X it confidence. 8530-E21 8555-031 1Mb 2Mb “We have betrayed the trust M e m o r y of the electorate, and whatever P r o c e s s o r 80286 (10 MHz) B0386SX1 u (16Mhz) O p t i o n s laws we pass today will not w i t h a n y change this,” said Blanka 3.5-Inch diskette drive 1 44 Mb 1 44Mb o r d e r , Ilykova of the Socialist Party, Fixed disk drive 20 Mb 30Mb until recently a docile ally of the Communists. M icro Channel™ Lotus 1-2-3 architecture Yes $ 1 0 0 Anton Blazej, dean of a Com­ D is p la y munist Party training academy, Monochrome Monochrome C o lo r said: “We have misunderstood S o f t w a r e DOS 3.3 DOS 3 3 M o n i t o r s the leading role of the party WordPerfect WordPerfect and its position. We must re­ $ 2 3 0 gain this trust.” P r ic e $ 1 ,9 9 3 $ 2 ,9 5 0 Defense Minister Milan Va- clavik, a member of Parliament, sounded a cautionary note: “I am aware that neither the army Now with Immediate Delivery! nor the party have the best po­ sition now. We should be aware Three of the most popular IBM Proprinters™ that retreats and compromises are necessary, but there are arc available now at special low prices, and limits.” slightly longer delivery. Proprinter III w/Cable (4201/003) $406

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His wallet and contents were also stolen Business p a g e 7 Thursday, November 30, 1989 Peace not an enemy of Wall Street’s prosperity competitive military pro­ Such an achievement (or Would it really be bad for end of World War II would Louis Rukeyser the American economy if signal the resumption of the curement and management even just inexorable move­ peace were to break out Great Depression. system that is unsuited to ment toward it) could have across the planet? The country confounded Tribune Media Services the 20th century, to say vastly more than merely the­ You might have thought so the gloomsters then by em­ nothing of the 21st. oretical benefits. It would from Wall Street’s initial re­ barking instead on one of could be superb economic But the inefficient m ar­ mean the government would action, dumping every de­ the most explosive periods of news for America’s future. ketplace that defense pro­ be taking less of the nation’s fense stock in sight economic growth in its his­ For peace, which is reputed curement represents is only output and income each (including those whose veri­ tory, and it could well do so to be nice for small children part of the reason why its year, thereby broadening the fication techniques could again in the next generation. and other living things, diminishment could provide opportunities for human now be even more in de­ This is not to say that de­ might turn out to be surpris­ economic benefits. For de­ freedom and progress. It mand) and generally sending fense industries do not pro­ ingly good news in less sen­ fense spending forces a di­ would leave more in the na­ an uneasy market lower. vide substantial employment timental parts of our society, version of resources both tional savings pool for pri­ It would, ironically, have now — or, for that matter, as well. from consumer goods, which vate development of genuine been a happy day for those that such employment is First, because the defense provide higher living stan­ financial security, at lower hard-line communist ideo­ likely to vanish entirely be­ procurement market is, by dards today, and from non­ interest rates. And it would logues who made a career of cause Defense Secretary definition, an inefficient defense capital spending, lessen American dependence denouncing the “war mon­ Dick Cheney reportedly is market. For many if not which provides even higher on the thrift (and therefore gers of Wall Street,” and looking for $180 billion in most items, the Pentagon is levels of personal well-being the increasing influence) of who maintained that capital­ reductions over the next six the only buyer. The normal tomorrow. It does not take a foreigners. ism was inevitably the pawn years. give-and-take of buyers and Ph.D. in economics to rec­ For the foreseeable future, of its “military-industrial The cold war is not yet sellers is absent, and absent ognize that the average citi­ American defense spending complex.” over, wishful analysis to the too is the economic discipline zen gains more immediate is likely to remain higher Fact is, thought, they were contrary, and even if it were, that such interaction pro­ benefit from an automobile than now seems probable, wrong — and so are those the U.S. would still need to vides. than a hand grenade. amid the euphoric headlines. Americans who have con­ maintain the strength to No one should be surprised Finally, one of the most But no rational American cluded dolefully that peace is handle regional conflicts and by periodic reports of important potential benefits should doubt this country’s the enemy of prosperity. keep tabs on the 30 or so bribery and other forms of of reduced defense spending long-term ability to deal with It is not a new mistake. smaller countries that have corruption in defense con­ could be the most illusive of peace, and transform it into One of Wall Street’s worst the capacity to blow up the tracting. Moreover, the re­ all economic goals: a bal­ an instrument for sounder — calls of this century was its world with their own nuclear cent furors over overpriced anced federal budget, and healthier — economic bearish behavior in the late arms. screwdrivers and toilet seats achieved by lower expendi­ growth. 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L e t t e r s Dispelling misconceptions about AIDS, African culture Dear Editor: because I can't see how it mosexuality is foreign to black that order of significance. The and since in the Christian world I would like to take issue with would protect all those British African culture; otherwise we predominant mode of AIDS darkness and evil are synony­ the following quotation from nationals in search of homo­ would have developed rituals transmission in black Africa is mous, this perception has often the letter by J. Daniel, M. Hol­ sexual affairs in Africa. and customs to address this heterosexual sex, not homo­ been carried to ludicrous loway and P. Marzolf in the The Clearly what these authors behavior. sexual as erroneously implied heights by certain forces who Observer of Nov. 16: “In order failed to emphasize is that Third, let’s address the issue by J. Daniel, M. Holloway, and wish, and therefore try to will to protect its citizens, the Home African countries lack the of AIDS itself. Nobody knows P. Marzolf in the quotation the origin of real evils in the Office of the British Govern­ means to adequately screen do­ for sure the origin of AIDS. above. West to an African source, in ment recommends a health kit nated blood for the AIDS virus There have been theories, some Fourth, I would hesitate to spite of other overriding fac­ to all travellers to the African and therefore the health kit of them implicating a species of assert that the AIDS virus is tors. continent where the practice of would be of significance only to monkey in Zaire, others point­ more rampant in Africa than homosexuality and, therefore, those individuals requiring ing to American research labo­ say in the U.S. especially since the presence of the deadly AIDS blood transfusions. ratories in search of cancer the only figures published indi­ Allen A. Aradi virus, is rampant." Second, it is sheer ignorance cures and in development of bi­ cate to the contrary. Postdoctoral Fellow I do not believe that this in­ to visualize homosexuality as ological weapons as having Finally, Africa has often been Chemistry Department formation is accurate the way typically African, something mistakenly created this virus. perceived as the dark continent. Nov. 17. 1989 it is written and therefore as an that is clearly insinuated in the Ironically, the one that has re­ African I feel obligated to put it quotation above. Those of us ceived most attention is the into its proper perspective. who are informed about African monkey, in spite of the Advice to ND guys: DART First, the word “homosexual” African society know quite well fact that the pygmies who in­ is strategically inoculated into that it is not strange to observe habit the same forests with away those laundry blues this text for some ulterior mo­ black Africans of the same sex these primates are relatively Dear Editor: view these instructions. tive only best known to the au­ casually holding hands as a free of AIDS. thors. Are they trying to tell us sign of friendship. Such a What is known are the vari­ Well, the news Notre Dame Second, assign each male a 15-minute time period during that Africans are homosexuals practice is taboo in the Western ous modes of propagation of men feared most came Nov. 17: “Men must do their own which he "may start a load of and therefore that is why the world precisely because homo­ this virus, namely intravenous AIDS virus exists in Africa? If sexuality is an issue here. Com­ drugs, homosexual intercourse, laundry in existing campus fa­ laundry; say, Wednesday, 3:30- cilities in Badin Hall and 3:45 a.m. Finally, the Comput­ so, then the health kit idea ing from rural Africa I can heterosexual intercourse, and LaFortune for the remainder of ing Center would outfit each would be an asinine solution state with confidence that ho­ blood transfusions, roughly in the semester.” The LaFortune washer with a touch-tone nu­ laundromat has 13 washers; meric key pad connected via ‘Caricatures’ exist where reports lack historical context Badin has 14. fiber optic cable to the Cray su­ Dear Editor: in Israel in the most nationalist employs rock against Uzis can Now it does not take Lotus 1- percomputer at the University Ethan Haimo is certainly cor­ of viewpoints, for he describes fairly be described as 2-3 to figure out that 6400 men of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana. rect in his letter of Nov. 21 that a collection of actions in the “relatively non-violent.” sharing 27 washers comes out no one should generalize about foreground without mention of Moreover, the government’s to 237 men per washer. If ev­ Each male student then re­ Jews or, for that matter, any their background. refusal to talk to the legitimate eryone does laundry weekly, ports at his designated time to other group, especially because It is for that reason that I representatives of the Pales­ that averages to about 34 men the laundromat. He plunks in such generalizations can easily call his description a carica­ tinian people on the grounds per machine each day. At first 85 cents, punches in his confi­ lead others to dismiss criticism ture, for it entirely omits a con­ that the PLO is a “terrorist or­ this may look like a logistical dential PIN number, and the as some form of prejudice. Yet text. And since most Israelis ganization,” when that same nightmare. Fortunately, how­ washer starts his laundry. If he the point of his letter was are quite aware of this context organization has undertaken ever, the University already has misses his appointed time, he rather to take issue with a de­ which is their government’s the recent initiatives which it in place a system which can has to wait until the next cen­ scription of the intifada as systematic refusal of ordinary has, represents manifest easily solve this problem: tury. Such a creative use of ex­ “relatively non-violent. ” human rights to Palestinians in hypocrisy. It is in this context DART. isting technology cannot miss: It was this contention made the occupied territories, they that stones offer an under­ First of all, Golden Dome Doing laundry will be as easy in an earlier article which his would recognize his description standable outlet for frustra­ Productions could make a video as registering. letter addressed and, in doing as a caricature. For when one tion. That would seem to be ev­ which explains to guys how to so, offered a caricature of the describes a movement, one ident to anyone, of whatever do their own laundry. ( E.g., the There is an alternative: In­ current strategies on the part must attend to the leadership’s persuasion, who surveys the camera pans from the Dome to stall washers and dryers in the of the Palestinians in the Land directions which have current scene in the Holy Land. Ned Bolcar in full pads and men’s dorms. to gain their due recognition as foresworn the use of firearms uniform, who explains, “First persons and as a people. It is or explosives. The same can you separate whites from col­ Father Gerald V. Lardner important for American read­ hardly be said for the IDF, as Father David Burrell ors.” And so on.) The men Rector ers to realize that the descrip­ the entire world knows. In that Professor of Philosophy could report to the Cushing Au­ Grace Hall tion he gave could only appear respect, then, a conflict which Nov. 22. 1989 ditorium in groups of 500 to Nov. 17. 1989

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Irenaeus (1895- 1982) Thursday, November 30, 1989 Accent page 9 A Notre Dame first date or How to re-live the experience if you already had a root canal

Here’s a word of advice for FIRST OUTING EXPERIENCE. I when you ask a girl if she’d like must stress, though, that it is to go out with you sometime NOT a first-hand experience. I and she says “Yes, I’d love to. I am only using the term “I” for don't know right now when my convenience. And I have been next free night is, but I’ll call.” given permission to sell you the What she means by this is Dome for only $9.95. Just send “Yeah, sure, I’ll go out with the check to the Observer care a bonehead, I asked her if she that she’s sitting in the little seating arrangements, right? you. I’ll put you on my list right of me, Al Franken. ran or aerobicized? “What?” chair-for-one and I’m sitting on So she came back, leaned over here after that roadkill I saw I was in the darkroom mind­ she said. I explained that I had her bed. Now, here’s the ques­ the bed (which was pushed in to last night.” ______ing my own business when SHE seen her wearing that stuff, tion, why am I up there if we’re be a couch) next to me and put came in. The first thing she did and she said she had been play­ going to sit ten feet apart? I a tape in her stereo. I’m all set DAN FONTANA was ask me a question. “Haha,” ing soccer, and 1 looked like a mean, we were closer in the for her to sit next to me and ...the Real World I thought, “she OBVIOUSLY fool. Huddle. Did she want me to sit what does she do? Back to that wants me!” So we started talk­ Naturally, I expected her to in the chair with her? If so, why damn chair! ing. The usual stuff. What’s say something like, “It has just not just skip to the closet. Or, As I’m sure you've found out your major? What hall are you come to my attention that better yet, head first in a Someday, I’m going to get by now, though, if you are per­ in? Now, I’m not going to tell you’re a jerk, so I’m going back “mummy” style sleeping bag. I that chair and make it suffer. I sistent and start asking in early you what hall she lives in. I’m to my room. Have a life.” But also noticed that she only shut figure this is it, there’s no way fall, she will eventually go out not even going to tell you it instead she recommended that the door halfway. Did she want she wants me in the chair with you because, well, what rhymes with SALSH. I just don’t we (guess what, think hard) go it that way, or was I supposed (slowly, I’ll make it suffer else is there to do around here think it would be right. Anyway, to the (got it?) HUDDLE for to shut it? I’ve asked a lot of slowly), I mean, it was small. in March. And I don't mean to this went on for a little while. some (now this is new) ICE guys, and I have a tip for you And as for just wanting to talk rip on girls here. Guys are the Okay, three and a half hours. CREAM! I was disturbed to hear girls: we guys don’t have a like friends? That’s a good same way, only we will give in Okay, the only reason we quit this because I forgot which fla­ clue. thing, but it wasn’t us. We fin­ around January, what with was because it was time to go vor Du Lac requires me to ished everything we had to talk football season over and all. to Mass. But we got along well, order. So we got the ice cream, So I figure, what with the about halfway through the Anyway, after you get all the so the next day I called her. went upstairs and sat down. A chair and the door and all, that darkroom. We were basically details settled (The “details ” by Detecting that this could lead bunch of small talk, I managed 1 must have done something just sitting there watching dust the way are always “We’ll go to to a First Outing, she gave me not to make a mess, and we stupid while I was blacked out. form. Now, I know why we re­ the Huddle.”), it’s time for the the required line about calling were back outside walking So I motioned to some open ally have parietals. It’s not to First Date. Only it’s not a first me back when she had time. around. books on her desk and said, keep us from successfully being date because at this point you So I called her the next night, So, as you can see, thus far, “Do you have a lot of work? social. It’s to save us when don’t even really know each and before I knew it, we were it’s not going that bad. But it Maybe I should be leaving.” I we’re not. I can’t tell you how other and how could you call it walking through Main Quad. It isn’t going all that well either figured this would be her happy I was when I realized I a DATE when you don’t even was at this point that I realized which is why it came as such a chance to get rid of me. But no, HAD to leave. know this person. I mean, come that I had better start some shock to me when she, and I’m she said she was finished and I on. What we call it is the first spontaneous conversation not making this up, asked me should stay. So that’s it, an ND First outing of two people who are quick, or I’d set the record for (really, 1 promise) TO HER Outing. Pretty exciting, huh? I’ll aware of each others existence the shortest First Outing. Now, ROOM! Naturally, I black out Next thing I know, she’s get­ bet they don’t have that much and are not nauseated by it. I rememberedI remembered seeing seeing her hera few a few here. here. tingting up up from from the the chair chair saying saying fun funat West at West Coast Coast schools. schools. Bu But Now, in the interest of good daysdays before before in inthose those leotard- leotard- The nextThe nextthing thingI remember I remember somethingsomething about puttingabout puttingher her then again,then I’ll again,bet they’re I’ll bet not they’re not journalism, I have decided to typetype things things girls girls wear wear to workto work I’m inI’m her in room her roomand we’reand we’re talk- talk­ clothes clothesin the dryer.in the dryer.Obviously, Obviously, National ChampionsNational Champions either. Si either. So I describe to you an ACTUAL outout or orrun run or orwhatever. whatever. So, So,like like ing again.ing again. One thingOne thingI notice I notice is is this is anthis excuse is an excuseto redo tothe redo the guess it equalsguess itout. equals Maybe. out. Maybe. Three new albums offer a wide range of musical styles New artists who are worth a listen D’Arby’s latest is tarist/vocalist Bryan Harvey JOHN LANE and drummer Johnny Hott who reason to be proud accent writer both hail from Richmond, Virginia. Their music constantly JOHN LANE Interested in new music? goes back and forth between accent writer Then check out Sidewinders slow guitar licks and furious and House Of Freaks, two sounds with Hott pounding "Neither Fish Nor Flesh” is promising young American away on drums. Their lyrics are the new album from Terence bands. The Sidewinders’ not all about love and relation­ Trent D’Arby. Although not as “Witchdoctor” and House Of ships, but about diverse sub­ catchy as his excellent debut Freaks’ “Tantilla” are two of jects with frequent references “Introducing The Hardline”, the best new-band albums of to biblical passages. “Tantilla” “Neither Fish Nor Flesh” is a 1989. is a great follow-up to their fine piece of work. fine debut album “Monkey On A Sidewinders are a band from Chain Gang.” “Tantilla’s” high­ After his first album, D’Arby Arizona built in the classic rock lights include “When The called himself the sexiest man band mold: two guitars, a bass, Hammer Came Down” and alive and his debut the best and drums and “Witchdoctor” “King Of Kings.” However, rock album ever. Since then, is their major label debut House Of Freaks is not a sin­ D’Arby seems to have toned (RCA). The best songs include gles band. Their songs should down his arrogance. In “You the title track which features be listened to in bunches be­ Will Pay Tomorrow,” he says “I strong guitars, “Bad, Crazy cause their sound is not catchy. used to rather be dead than Know Someone Deeply Is To part of “Neither Fish Nor Sun” which is about Mexican Their distinct style takes some humble/But now I’d rather be Know Someone Softly,” D’Arby Flesh.” “Attracted To You” and immigrants, and “What Am I getting used to. dead than proud.” switches with great ease from “You Will Pay Tomorrow” are Supposed To Do?” Sidewinders Nevertheless, D’Arby has rea­ speaking to a soft monotone to other highlights. do not stray much from a basic Neither the Sidewinders nor son to feel good about himself. hitting high notes. rock n' roll sound, although House Of Freaks has reached He produced “Neither Fish Nor With “Neither Fish Nor there is some southwestern their potential yet. Both bands Flesh, ” wrote all the words and The pace of the album picks Flesh,” Terence Trent D’Arby rock influence on are a little rough around the music, and sang all vocals, in­ up with pop songs “I’ll Be has conquered the often diffi­ “Witchdoctor.” Many of their edges. Nevertheless, cluding background. Alright,” “Billy Don’t Fall,” and cult task of providing a strong songs concern despair and the “Witchdoctor” and “Tantilla” “This Side Of Love” which has second album following a suc­ sometimes-apparent useless­ are good albums from two “Neither Fish Nor Flesh ” good guitars. These are the cessful debut. The album ness of life. In “Witchdoctor,” young American bands with contains 12 songs and lasts for songs with the most potential should do well in record stores guitarist Dave Slutes shouts T much potential. You might be over 50 minutes. The album to be hit singles. None will based on D’Arby’s past success. got nothin’ but twenty plus hearing a lot from Sidewinders opens with four slow tracks, all probably do as well as He gained many fans with his years of wasted life.’ and House Of Freaks in the fu­ designed to set up D’Arby’s “Wishing Well” or “Sign Your first album, “Introducing The ture. With a little refinement, voice which has tremendous Name,” radio hits off D’Arby’s Hardline.” However, “Neither House Of Freaks is a more both bands could go a long way range. On “I Have Faith In first album. However, taken to­ Fish Nor Flesh ” should also do unorthodox band. The two in the mainstream, somewhat These Desolate Times” and “To gether, they form the strong well for it is a fine album. members of the group are gui­ like R.E.M. did a few years ago. page 10 The Observer Thursday, November 30, 1989 Oklahoma explodes for 173 points Ditka plans to stay NORMAN, Okla. (AP) — points coming off turnovers. Cornell (2-1), which made just Oklahoma missed four chances Then it was off to the record five of 23 first-half shots, took at college basketball’s first books. In the first half, a 3-2 lead on Shawn Maharaj’s as Chicago coach 100-point half before settling Oklahoma took 90 shots and 3-pointer with two minutes for a record 97 and the 17th- made 42, grabbed 50 rebounds gone. The Big Red added five MADISON, Wis. (AP) — “I think the players ex­ ranked Sooners got a career- and made 21 steals. All four points from the foul line before Chicago Bears Coach Mike pected him back because he high 31 points from William were Big Eight one-half its next field goal, also a 3- Ditka, who had hinted at did have a three-year con­ Davis in crushing U.S. records. The Sooners forced 42 pointer, 7 1/2 minutes later. calling it quits after this sea­ tract.” Bears spokesman son, said Wednesday he International 173-101 turnovers and wound up with a John Bostrom said. “That’s Wednesday night. Big Eight record 86 rebounds. Thompson countered with a planned to keep coaching the not to say he’s going to re­ team — at least through the Davis, who also had 18 re­ Tony Martin and Skeeter 3-pointer to give the tire” when his contract is up. bounds, scored 20 points in the Henry each scored 20 points in Orangemen a 25-11 lead, which end of his contract next sea­ On Sunday,the Bears took son. first half when the Sooners the first half and finished with Syracuse extended to 53-27 at a 38-14 beating at the hands “ I would consider it not piled up a 97-45 lead. That 24 and 27, respectively. Jackie the half. of the Washington Redskins broke the mark of 94 scored Jones added 20 points. only something I want to do, at RFK Stadium. After the but I would consider that a last season by Loyola U.S. International (2-1) got Syracuse, which enjoyed a game, Ditka said: “This was Marymount — also against U.S. 28 noints from Steve Smith. 26 significant height advantage great honor, ” Ditka said, re­ absolutely the worst exhibi­ International. from Kevin Bradshaw and 20 and blocked 11 shots, struggled sponding to whether he tion of football that I’ve ever Oklahoma failed to connect from Demetrius Laffitte. with its shooting in the opening would honor his three-year seen. contract. on four 3-point shots in the fi­ Syracuse 108, Cornell 56 minutes before asserting its nal minute of the first half in transition game. “The people who like me “We are absolutely an an attempt to reach 100 by the SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) — Top- will see me again, and the atrocious football team at intermission. The Sooners used ranked Syracuse held Cornell to Arkansas 105, So. Ala. 90 people who don’t have to put this point.” their press for the entire first two field goals in the first 10 up with me, ” Ditka told re­ half and forced 28 turnovers, minutes and handed its Ivy MOBILE, Ala. (AP) — Todd porters at a news conference Ditka made the comments setting up numerous easy bas­ League neighbors the worst de­ Day scored 28 points and in Madison, where the Bears despite being only one game kets. feat in their basketball history, Lenzie Howell added 23 to lead are training. behind Green Bay and The Sooners also set an 108-56 Wednesday night. No. 11 Arkansas to a 105-90 Earlier this month, appar­ Minnesota in the Central NCAA record for shots in a It was the Orangemen’s 21st victory over South Alabama on ently frustrated with the Division logjam. The Bears game with 147, surpassing the consecutive triumph over Wednesday night. Bears’ lackluster perfor­ m eet the Vikings in 132 by Illinois against Colgate Cornell, as well as the most Day also had nine rebounds mance this year, Ditka Minnesota on Sunday. hinted he was ready to throw on Dec. 30, 1948. The 173 lopsided in a rivalry that in­ for the Razorbacks (3-0) while points were eight short of the cludes two 41-point blowouts Lee Mayberry had 16 points in the towel. The team’s Also on Wednesday, about record stands at 6-6. a dozen Packers fans NCAA record set by Loyola by Syracuse. and 10 assists. Marymount against USIU in Senior Stephen Thompson, South Alabama (1-1) was led “Football has been my life protested the Bears practice last year’s 181-150 shootout. It switched from small forward to by Alex Stanwood. who shot for 29 years,” Ditka said. "If at the University of was a Big Eight record, eclips­ point guard this season, scored 10-of-l 1 from the field and 8- it continues for 29 more Wisconsin's McClain Indoor ing the mark of 152 the 22 points for Syracuse, which of-10 from the foul line for 28 years I’ll be the luckiest per­ Practice Facility. Sooners scored against Oral began pulling its starters just points. He also led the Jaguars son in the world, but realis­ Roberts last season. three minutes into the contest. with six rebounds. Boobie tically you've got to look at The crowd carried signs Oklahoma actually started The Orangemen (2-0) also got James had 12 points and 10 everything. It’s not going to reading “Bears Suck” and slowly, taking a 20-10 lead with 20 points from Derrick assists. continue that long. ” “Bears Go Home, ” and stood 13:19 left in the half. But then Coleman. Arkansas shot 61 percent and Ditka’s contract is due to outside the main entrance to they began to press furiously Cornell’s previous worst led at halftime 48-38. The expire at the end of the the practice facility, which 1990-91 season. was closed to the public. ancTtHeresult was a 24-0 run beating was a 51-point loss to Razorbacks stretched the lead in the span of 2:25, with 18 Penn in 1974. to 90-73 with 6:37 left.

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S p o r t s B r i e f s Landry criticizes Dallas coaching Tony Rice was named Player of the Year by readers of football News. Rice tallied 416 points to outdistance run- GREENVILLE, S.C. (AP) — Landry, who was in Greenville Landry was the only coach nerup Major Harris, who had 264 points. Air Force quar­ Dallas coach Jimmy Johnson on behalf of the Fellowship of the Cowboys had in their first terback Dee Dowis took third followed by Indiana running may have chosen the wrong Christian Athletes, said “only 29 years before being fired by back Anthony Thompson in fourth. path for his team, predecessor time will tell whether they’re on new owner Jerry Jones, who Tom Landry says, and the the right road or not.” hired Johnson from the Free skate will be held after Friday’s hockey game Cowboys are in danger of University of Miami. against Mankato State. The free skate will begin immedi­ wasting quarterback Troy “Everybody has their own ately following the 7:30 p.m. game and last until 11 p.m. Aikman’s career. thoughts,” Landry said. But he “The problem they’re having The Cowboys, who won only said he would not follow the is they’re starting over again, three games last year under route Johnson is taking getting rid of Herschel Walker Off-campus hockey will have a meeting for those inter­ Landry, are 1-11 with four “because I believe a great deal and a number of older players,” ested in being on the team at 5:30 p.m. Thursday in O’Hara games left in the regular season in experience. 1 would have he said. “Now they’ve got a Lounge of Lafortune. 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Water Polo Club will meet tonight at 8:30 p.m. in 109 Nothing better illustrates the can be traced to penalties When Florida was cited for O’Shag for all members. harmful effects probation can Florida suffered after running 107 violations of NCAA rules in have on a program than the afoul of NCAA regulations. 1984, the Gators were kept Florida-Florida State rivalry. The Gators, with tradition on from participating in a bowl for two seasons. The penalties WOMEN ■ MEN did not harm the school’s foot­ SENIORS SENIORS SENIORS ball program; the Gators A 4 hour walk-in test is being conducted by the Federal "A Christmas Affair” recorded a combined record of Aviation Administration at the following location: 18-2-2 the next two years • Friday Dec. 1,1989 During those IUSB two years, Florida also de­ Union Station Northside Hall, Room 104, Northside Blvd. feated the Seminoles by respec­ Time 9PM - 1AM South Bend, Indiana tive scores of 55-14 and 27-17. 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m REPRESENT YOUR HALL PRIZES: IN A CAMPUS WIDE *$500 for the winning hall, individual prizes for team DEBATE SERIES BETWEEN *$250 for first runner-up hall, individual prizes for team A individual prizes for consolation round winners UNDERGRADUATES *a traveling trophy for the winning hall * various prizes to be awarded on individual merit CBERG DEBATES CONTACT YOUR HALL *t-shirts for all participants NOTRE PRESIDENT DAME'S DEADLINE DEC. 10TH TEAMS : ANNUAL Each hall may sponsor a four-member debate team. At least two team CAMPUS members must be residents of the hall. The remaining team members A DEBATE WORKSHOP may be drawn from the ND undergraduate population at large. At WIDE WILL BE HELD least twenty-six teams representing each residence hall and the off- DEBATE SUNDAY DEC. 3 campus population will compete during the month of February SERIES FROM 7-9 AT within a structured debate setting. Faculty members and grad, THE LIBRARY students will be invited to act as judges. SPONSORED BY CONTACT YOUR HALL PRESIDENT STUDENT AUDITORIUM GOVERNMENT DEADLINE FRIDAY DECEMBER 10 0 Thursday, November 30, 1989 page 12 The Observer Curry rises from insults to brink of national championship

TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (AP) — think in terms of vindication, of their respect and that takes he passed near a banner that in the state, and Thomas re­ Ills Georgia Tech losing streak getting the guy down at the fill­ years.” read, “Curry, Our Next Winning ceived death threats. was ridiculed, and critics said ing station to believe that I’m Alabama locked up at least a Legend.” The grumbling over Curry’s Bill Curry wasn't an "Alabama good. That’s just not important share of the SEC title three hiring grew louder when man." Someone even threw a to me.” weeks ago with a victory over Legend? Not many people Alabama lost to lowly Memphis brick through his window. Not when he was an under­ Louisiana State. The Tide can thought of Curry as a future le­ State in 1987 and finished up a But win a few football games, sized, All-Pro center in the NFL. clinch it outright and earn a gend when then-Alabama 7-5 campaign with three and how things change. Not when he won only two trip to the Sugar Bowl against President Joab Thomas named straight losses, including a 10- With a 10-0 record, Alabama games his first two years at Auburn, a team Curry has never him to replace Ray Perkins in 0 shutout to Auburn. Last sea­ is assured of at least a tie for Georgia Tech, his alma mater. beaten — not in seven years at 1987. son, the Tide fell to Auburn the Southeastern Conference Not when people doubted he Georgia Tech or two seasons at After all, Curry had a 31-43-4 again, blew a 15-0 lead against title heading into its game on could follow in the footsteps of Alabama. record in seven years at Tech, LSU to ruin the Tide’s SEC title Saturday at Auburn, and the Bear Bryant at Alabama. Curry understands the impor­ once one of Alabama’s most hopes, and even was beaten on Crimson Tide has moved up to “I think I’m a good salesman. tance of the game. hated rivals. But Thomas, call­ homecoming by Mississippi. a No. 2 national ranking, with I used to sell women’s shoes, “It’s Auburn. You’ve got to be ing football a game and No one seemed to notice that a chance for No. 1. and I’ll guarantee you that’s able to beat your in-state ri­ “nothing beyond that,” talked Alabama finished 9-3 despite "We, as a staff, are obviously great training for anything,” val,” he said. as much about Curry’s integrity injuries. There were reports pleased to have been able to Curry said in an interview. “But As Curry walked off the field and concern for academics as that wealthy alumni were trying demonstrate that we can you can’t do that with a foot­ at Baton Rouge, there were his coaching. to buy out the final three years coach," Curry said. "But I don’t ball team. You’ve got to earn chants of “We want Curry” and Such talk was heresy to many of Curry's five-year contract. "THE KIDS... Grant is so loyal to the team . . The ice is almost totally each of them an emphatic high COOLEST five. Just before he leaves the THE HOTTEST MOVIE!" that he will try just about any­ resurfaced now, except for a . . . MOVIIUNl MJ0A2INI Grant thing to draw the fans into the thin strip against the boards ice surface, Grant stops the continued from page 16 game. where Grant’s cheering section machine and gives the crowd And of course 1 shed some “For the Air Force game a anxiously awaits his approach. his most spirited wave. His fan tears when they dropped it to a couple of years ago I wore a As he zooms past his fans on club erupts again, and he rides club sport because I lost some tuxedo, tails and gloves. It was his next-to-last drive-by, he off the ice surface and into the friends (who left the team), but really neat. Of course the fans tosses several handfuls of sunset on his Zamboni. . . it’s been great working with the got into it, too, and I tipped my candy into the crowd. “Larry does a great job,” team. It’s like having an extra hat to them—it’s nice to be that The new ice glistens as the remarks Guay, “He needs to be family.” involved and I’m glad the stu­ fans cheer Grant. He turns commended for what he does, One member of Grant’s extra dents allow me to be that in­ around to make his final pass but it’s too bad that not many family is Irish senior winger volved." right up against the boards. people notice the little guys Bruce Guay. But alas. Grant’s job is not all The fans press closer to the these days. He’s very outgoing, “Larry is a very loyal sup­ fun and excitement. That same boards and reach their hands he’s very personable, and he’s porter of the team,” praises night the Air Force team bus high up over the panes of just a lot of fun to have around. NEW WORLD PICTURES Guay, “Despite the fact that he refused to start in the parking scratched plexiglass which sep­ Larry is a great part of Notre has to work and drive the lot, and Grant was summoned arate them from orant. Dame and a great part of the Cinema at the Snlte Zamboni during the games, he to the rescue. He turned the As he cruises by. Grant slaps team.” FRIDA Y 7:30 , 9:30 is always there cheering us on. trick with a set of jumper ca­ He’s very friendly to all the bles, and the Air Force team players.” went on its way. . . PHOENIX Sobering live at Advice NIGHTCLUB cansave Friday night 10:00PM

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The Seahawks, who won a the Seattle defense has become years. The next day, NEWS: Purdue upsets arch-rival Indiana lottery to take Bosworth in the invisible, remembered more for pitcher Bryn Smith Steve Megargee 15-14 to regain the Old Oaken Bucket. June 1987 supplemental draft, his hairdo and his deodorant signs with the St. Louis VIEWS: Could somebody from Purdue show fear they may have seen the last commercials than his tackling. Cardinals for $6 Associate Sports mercy on us all and throw the darned bucket of him. million over three Editor in the ocean, so we football fans won’t have “I don’t know, I can’t answer His most memorable on-field years. ------to be subjected to late-season games between that,” Seahawks President Tom performance was when he hit VIEWS: I thought this kind of ridiculous Big Ten doormats? Flores said when asked Bo Jackson at the 1-yard-line in spending ended in the late 1970s after the NEWS: Twenty games into the Senior whether Bosworth would ever a Monday night matchup with Los Angeles Dodgers took a bath on the Dave Professional Baseball League season, the play again. “Right now it looks the Los Angeles Raiders. Bo Goltz signing. Sure, the Red Sox are Orlando Juice sits in last place of the the a little tenuous.” beat the Boz and scored the desperate for a catcher, but do you really Northern Division. Bosworth’s third NFL season touchdown. think the aging Pena will be a quality starting VIEWS: I don’t really care what the Juice’s — in which he is being paid catcher in 1992? record is right now. What bugs me is why the $500,000 — is symbolic of the His pro career has consisted As for Smith, since when has a mediocre folks in Orlando can’t come up with decent Seahawks’ demise from AFC of 24 games and 175 tackles. pitcher been worth $2 million a year? I nicknames. They now have an NBA franchise West champions to a 4-8, non­ Coach Chuck Knox danced at wasn’t surprised when George Steinbrenner, and this geezer baseball team, and neither playoff team. the team’s headquarters in who never met a .500 pitcher he didn’t like, one of the team nicknames even has an “s” at “All I know right now, and Kirkland and hugged then- signed Pascual Perez for this kind of money, the end. the only thing that we can go General Manager Mike but St. Louis is supposed to have a smarter The Magic? Sounds to me like they named on, is that the right shoulder McCormack after the Seahawks organization than this. the team after a player on a different team. was a similar injury to the left got the right to pick Bosworth. Worse yet, the Cardinals originally were What happens if Orlando faces the Lakers, and the rehabilitation is simi­ Visions of a blond Dick Butkus thinking of offering Mark Langson (a 12-9 and Woolridge and Johnson have big games lar,” Flores said. danced in his head. pitcher last year) an Anheuser-Busch against this expansion team. We’ll be stuck brewery to pitch for the Cardinals. At this with a headline like “Orlando, Magic beat “Hopefully, the right one will The Seahawks signed rate, San Diego Padres catcher Benito Orlando Magic ” be able to come back like the Bosworth to a 10-year, $11 The Juice? Since when do you name your Santiago will be owning the McDonalds left one did. Then we’ll have to million contract. The NFL franchise in a few years. team after a liquid? What’s next? The New re-evaluate it at that time. But Players Association said the Montreal Expos president Claude Brochu, York Seltzer? The Long Island Iced Tea? right now we don’t know.” first five years were who has seen Perez, Smith and in the near Of course, with the Juice currently having Bosworth’s third season with guaranteed. future Langston flee south of the border, is its problems, newspaper editors across the the Seahawks consisted of two There have been no Dick blunt but accurate in describing the recent country are having to resist the temptation games and a dozen tackles be­ Butkus results. signings. to write that obvious headline, “O.J. on the fore he was forced out by a “What we have right now is a market that’s rocks.” sore shoulder. That’s $41,666 Flores was coaching the per tackle. Raiders when Bosworth arrived A year ago he missed seven in Seattle, but he doesn’t sec­ games, including the Seahawks’ ond guess McCormack or Knox playoff game, because of an in­ for wanting Bosworth. All 28 jured left shoulder, which re­ NFL teams wanted the 6-foot- quired arthroscopic surgery. 2, 236-pounder from Irving, T H E R O O F His right shoulder didn’t re­ Texas, who was selected as the quire surgery. nation’s outstanding collegiate T H E R O O F Except for his rookie season, linebacker in 1985 and 1986. STEAKS 100 CENTER • MISHAWAKA THE ROOF IS ON FIRE PRIME RIB Featuring Friday night seafood bullet SEAFOOD eIC and Sunday branch House 219-259-9925

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I don’t do that. ” that this is his Masters the 1990 Goodwill Games, de­ The Goodwill Games format farewell, John McEnroe dis­ called for eight competitors in played flashes of brilliance spite a ruling that excludes those who don’t compete in each event, including two from Wednesday night as he returned next year’s national outdoor the United States, two from the victorious to Madison Square championships. Soviet Union and four of the Garden. The rule was passed by the top-ranked eight in the world. "Playing in the Garden for the International Competition Under that plan, even if Lewis last time, that's what I’m using Committee of The Athletics did not compete in the national to motivate myself here to get Congress. The Goodwill Games championships, he could have to the semifinals." McEnroe are in Seattle July 20-Aug. 5. filled one of the wild-card said after his 5-7, 6-3, 6-2 de­ “If they want me to be there, spots. feat of Aaron Krickstein. “ I’d I’ll be there. If not, I won’t be Lewis said he planned to take like to play (Boris) Becker or there," said Lewis, a six-time off from competition for the (Stefan) Edberg again. I hope I Olympic medalist. first half of next year to help can do that." Lewis boycotted this year’s promote his book, to be pub­ Becker then took the court championships in his hometown lished in early 1990, and to for his second straight victory. of Houston because of work with the University of 6-1, 6-3 over Andre Agassi, “ideological differences” with Houston’s young sprinters, who suffered his second con­ TAG, the national governing which he had promised to do. secutive defeat in the round- bgdy for the sport. Still, Lewis, who has had a robin portion of this year-end­ He said he did not plan to long-time feud with TAG, was ing tournament. compete in the 1990 national not happy with the decision. But it was McEnroe’s stage, championships, to be held in “They’re trying to force ev­ and he put on a starring per­ California in June, because he eryone to go into the TAG formance, hitting seemingly would not be prepared to run meet,” he said. impossible volleys, delicate until July. Tonie Campbell, 1988 Olympic drop shots and precision The Lewis-led boycott, which bronze medalist in the men’s groundstrokes. caused several other top ath­ 110-meter hurdles, agreed with At times, he showed perfect letes to skip the championships, Lewis. recall of his glorious past, was the main reason for the “You shouldn’t force an ath­ complete with temper committee's action. The ab­ lete to run in it to qualify for tantrums. sence of Lewis and the others another meet,” he said. "I was in a little more danger was part of the reason the “The Athletes Act that was than I wanted to be," McEnroe AP Photo Houston Sports Association, fi­ passed in 1978 stated that ath­ said. “ I hit the ball well, but I Boris Becker won Wednesday night in the Nabisco Masters tourney in nancial supporters of the meet, letes had the right to choose made some careless shots. I New York, the final event of the pro tennis season. lost about $35,000. their meets. Those rights are thought I was playing pretty International Competititon being taken away. They’re well, but when you play him it’s to a 2-0 lead, McEnroe looked to the net, punched a loose Committee chairman John telling us where to run. not a very emotional match, so like the man who has won this forehand volley wide, then Champlin, a coach at “I don’t think anyone has the you have to pace yourself." season-ending tournament yelled, “Is that phone going to Washington State, said excep­ right to tell us where we should Yet, the demons that have ac­ three times, the last in 1985. ring all the time?” tions could be made if an ath­ compete. I have the right to do companied his brilliance He won 14 of the next 15 McEnroe complained about a lete is injured or ill and is un­ what I want. They want to have throughout his career also points, including love games in noise that no one else, com­ able to compete in the champi­ control over my destiny.” emerged on the Madison the fourth and fifth games, and pletely engrossed in the tennis onships. Auburn’s Mel Rosen, 1992 Square Garden carpet. held a love-30 lead on action on the court, remem­ “Then our executive commit­ men’s Olympic coach and After Krickstein jumped out Krickstein’s serve when he went bered hearing. tee would discuss it and make a chairman ofTAC’s men’s track ruling," he said. and field committee, disagreed Nadia Comaneci flees from Romania The Goodwill Games are being with Lewis and Campbell. put together by Ted Turner and “ If we re going to have a lied on Wednesday across the mission to work or even travel VIENNA, Austria (AP) — For will be telecast on his Turner track group, then athletes, border to Hungary, telling bor­ abroad, although she had re­ more than a decade, Nadia Broadcasting Svstem. Lewis coaches, everybody, has to sup­ der guards she abandoned her ceived numerous offers and in­ Comaneci was a pampered role has been doing publicity for the port our national champi­ homeland, her eight-room villa vitations, according to the model for Romanian youth, onships," Rosen said. ”1 have and financial security “for the Hungarian government-run event. spurring on thousands of He denied a published report been a firm believer of that sake of freedom." news agency MTI. aspiring gymmnastic champi­ quoting him as saying, “ It’s since we started TAG. The 28-year-old Comaneci, At the tender age of 14, ons with visions of the Olympic Ted Turner’s millions against “I've been disappointed that now a coach, said the govern­ Comaneci astounded the world glory she had won. TAG. TBS gets what it wants." we haven’t had our best people ment of President Nicolae at the 1976 Montreal Olympics The Olympic superstar- “My contract with Turner has at the national championships. Ceausescu had denied her per- by winning three gold medals. turned-Hero of Socialist Labor nothing to do with me compet­ I’m hoping this will give us the There was freshman phenom viding the final link in the Irish ing, ” Lewis said. “That’s not in best TAG meet we’ve had in Monty Williams, continuing to puzzle, leaving people shaking the contract. many years. I was disappointed amaze everyone with his versa­ their heads at the potential for “ If I go to the Goodwill by the defections this year.” Dream tility, showing he can handle, this team when he returns. Games, it will be because TAG Edwin Moses, and Calvin continued from page 16 rebound and shoot the ball as wants me and Turner wants Smith, Olympic bronze medalist in the 100-meter dash, sided assist, aiding Singleton in well as play defense, becoming There was Digger Phelps, me, not because I force my way with Rosen. keeping the pressure on San one of three Notre Dame play­ looking calm and collected as in. It won’t be me. ... Francisco point guard Kevin ers in double figures with 12 ever in his new suit, showing Bell. points, leaving people wonder­ the carnation is really dead, There was Daimon Sweet, re­ ing what he will do for an en­ prodding and planning with Denver in the back of his mind, • D estinations U n l im it e d ceiving the alley-oop, playing core. # — - pressure defense, showing the There was Tim Crawford, the a sense of urgency in his voice, quickness and spark that the crowd favorite, shooting the a sense that this team can go • Irish will need from him off the baseline jumper, ending the places. “Where Service Is Unlimited” bench. game just shy of his career high There was Kevin Ellery, still with four points, looking like he This season definitely could • Join Us At The nursing an ankle injury, on the could start for some other be exciting. 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The last meet of the fall semester will be the toughest for the Notre Dame men’s and women’s swimming teams. The Irish travel to New York City for the third annual National Catholic Meet, which takes place at Fordham University. The events will begin today with the men’s diving competition and continue over the weekend with the individual swimming and relay events. The Notre Dame squads will Tim Welsh try to improve on last year's recently, and the only two Irish performances when both placed losses have come by slim mar­ fourth in the meet, but the gins. The Observer / John Cluver competition this year will be “We think that we are com­ some of the stiffest the Irish petitive,” Welsh said. “We are The Notre Dame men's basketball team began its quest to Denver with an 84-64 win over San Francisco. have seen so far this season. still a team of balance and depth. But all nineteen women The Irish men’s squad, need to have excellent meets. ” Stage is set for exciting season boasting a 7-0 record, will go up against swimming power­ The key for both the men and houses like Villanova and women will be the relay events, All I have to go on is spotlight, making a statement to LaSalle, last year’s first and according to Welsh. a 20-point victory over remaining big men on the Irish schedule. second place finishers, respec­ “If we win a couple of the San Francisco, but I There was Scott Paddock, scoring nothing tively. They will probably be the races we think we can win, and think this is going to be but contributing everything, yanking down teams to boat from the field of place our relays near the top, an exciting season for four rebounds, helping to hold San Francisco 12 on the men’s side. But head we're in the hunt all the way,” the Notre Dame men’s center Scott MacDonald 14 points under his coach Tim Welsh says that the he said. basketball team. season average, giving help-side defense, Irish are also ready to make an There was senior co­ providing a solid base for the Irish press. impact. The program for the meet captain Joe Fredrick, Greg Guffey There was Tim Singleton, the general “Our meet objective is to has the qualifying races in the scoring 16 points in 26 leading the charge, handing out nine assists move up,” he said. “We think morning and the final events in minutes, dishing out Assistant Sports to inch closer to David Rivers’ school-record we have a more balanced squad the evening. The Irish will ar­ career total, grabbing four steals, not four assists, even Editor in a championship meet. Our rive in New York just in time pulling down five missing in two field-goal attempts, being the early season meets have been for the diving events, and de­ rebounds, working the all-around player on one of the deepest teams very fast and our training has part for South Bend on Sunday in Notre Dame history. been very successful.” to return in time for Monday give-and-go with Keith Robinson, leading the There was Keith Tower, coming off the classes. break and basically doing the things that bench to help out in the middle, scoring four The women's team will put its have come to be expected from him. points, hitting a pair of free throws, pulling 5-2 record up against Boston The National Catholics has There was senior co-captain Jamere down four boards, showing that his hard College, the champion of the been the focal point of the fall Jackson, tallying seven points, playing work in the off-season should pay dividends, meet for the last two years. season for the Irish ever since trademark steady defense, pressuring and realizing his role, doing everything he must Also fighting for the women’s the meet was created three harassing on the front of the press, finding do to help this team. title will be the Villanova years ago by Notre Dame, the open man, all in the quiet fashion that There was Elmer Bennett, launching the women’s sqaud, which has al­ Villanova and Fordham. The makes him so valuable of a leader. alley-oop to the other half of the “Texas ready beaten BC earlier this first annual National Catholic There was senior Keith Robinson, amassing Express, ” nailing the jumper from the year. meet was held at Notre Dame. a career-high 26 points on near-perfect baseline, putting seven points on the board, Welsh is confident that the “This is a meet we believe in,” shooting, looking stronger and more contributing 10 others through the art of the Irish can attain their goal of Welsh said. "It’s a good way to confident, calling instead of waiting for the moving up in the rankings. end the first semester and a ball, shedding an invisible image for the see DREAM / page 14 Notre Dame has trained well good test of our program.” Ware, Thompson leading pack Grant becomes icon By STEVE MEGARGEE votes from people who disap­ at ND hockey games Associate Sports Editor prove of Jack Pardee’s pump up the offense style of play, but The crowd buzzes with idle chatter In a Heisman Trophy race who has received a great deal in the north dome of the Joyce ACC as that seemingly never had a of publicity lately and has done the first period of the Notre Dame frontrunner, Saturday’s final nothing to hurt his candidacy in hockey squad’s second game in two announcement may depend on recent weeks. nights against Holy Cross draws to a what voters decided to turn in The contest is starting to re­ close. their ballots early. «8■,, i semble the 1987 race, when The horn sounds to end the period, % Houston quarterback Andre Notre Dame’s Tim Brown faded and the players retreat to their re­ J Ware and Indiana tailback at the end of the season while spective dressing rooms. It has been a Anthony Thompson appear to Syracuse quarterback Don very one-sided first stanza—the Irish Ken Tysiac be the most likely to win the McPherson made a charge. lead 5-1 after defeating Holy Cross 10- Sports Copy Editor award, presented annually to Brown ended up winning with 4 the previous night—and the quiet the player voted the best in col­ surprising ease because a good crowd seems indifferent to the lege football that season. It Anthony Thompson number of voters had turned in outcome of the game. earlier looked as though their ballots before he played Suddenly a gutteral growl bursts out from underneath Thompson would win the last weekend's games might his two worst games of the the bleachers. Jumping quickly to their feet, a large group award, in part because of the have seen the Purdue perfor­ season against Penn State and of students belts out a cheer. They begin to chant, “ZAM- problems facing Ware’s team. in a n c e , remembered Miami. BO-NI! ZAM-BO-NI! ZAM-BO-NI! ZAM-BO-NI!” With Houston being on pro­ Thompson’s subpar outings in If the voters act the same way They shout their approval as senior Zamboni driver bation this season, and thus big games against Michigan as they did two years ago, look Larry Grant brings his machine onto the ice surface. away from the television cam­ and Illinois, and decided to vote for Thompson to get the nod Dressed in jeans and a navy blue winter coat. Grant waves eras, not many voters have for someone besides the (and for Rice to be closer than triumphantly and begins to circle the ice on the huge ma­ been able to watch Ware. Other Hoosier. most people expect). If they de­ chine, leaving a trail of new ice behind him. . . voters refuse to vote for a Notre Dame’s Tony Rice and cided to hold on to their ballots “I feel I’m working for the students,” says Grant, “And of player from a school on proba­ West Virginia’s Major Harris for a while, the trophy belongs course I’m working for the team. If-I can draw the students tion. Houston’s run-and-shoot also did nothing to impress to Ware. in to help cheer the team on, that’s all the better.” offense, which has become the voters last week. Rice, who was Ironically, Ware will not be A slight grin creeps over Grant’s face, and it’s not diffi­ run-up-the-score attack all too being touted as the “all he does present at the Downtown cult to imagine the thoughts passing through his mind’s often this season, may have is win” candidate failed to meet Athletic Club awards ceremony. eye. He sees the bleachers filled with thousands of hockey turned off more voters. that requirement for the first Houston is playing at Rice this fans who lend their voices to support the team to which he But Thompson did nothing to time in two weeks. Harris was Saturday. Another finalist, has dedicated himself for the past 10 years. help his candidacy last week­ solid, but not spectacular, Florida tailback Emmitt Smith, “Hockey is my favorite sport,” says Grant, a tall man in end. In a shocking 15-14 loss to against a vastly overrated also will be absent, as his his mid-thirties with kind eyes and a shy grin, “I've had a Purdue, Thompson was held to Syracuse team. Gators host Florida State this lot of good experiences with past teams, like the ones that less than 100 yards. Anybody That leaves Ware, who will weekend. went up to Joe Louis Arena (in Detroit) and won pennants. who saved a ballot until after not get too many sympathy see COLLEGE/ page 11 Circulation • 1,425,000 December 1989 • Volume 3 : ---- WHY- CAN'T THESE KIDS B rought to you by: JUST SAT NO? NOTRE DAME — STUDENT GOVERNMENT

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EWS FEATURES Justice Department suspects schools RAs = DEAs The U. of North Texas Student Association recently passed a resolu­ of price-fixing, antitrust act violations tion allowing RAs to search dorm rooms for drugs. By Mike Elliott — P a g e 3 ■ Amherst Student Amherst College Collusion? OPINIONS The tuition policies of the five colleges below are among those under investigation by More than 50 colleges and universi­ the Justice Department. Ticket miser ties, including all the Ivy League schools, HARVARD 1 A student parking enforcer at the are being investigated by the federal gov­ U. of California, Irvine, tells tales of ernment for allegedly conspiring to set MIDDLEBURY 1 being the most hated man on campus. tuition prices. According to Justice Department — P a g e 8 Spokeswoman Amy Brown, the TUFTS Department is conducting a “civil SPECIAL REPORT antitrust investigation to examine WILLIAMS I tuition and financial aid practices at sev­ In Search of... eral colleges throughout the country” for 1______WESLEYAN The first of several U. Special possible violations of the Sherman > Reports explores the role of students Antitrust Act. The Act prohibits any con­ JL in the selection of college and univer­ spiracy to set prices for a commodity — sity administrators. 16.000 16,500 17,000 17,500 18,000 18,500 19,000 19,500 — P a g e 12 in this case, education. COST/YEAR" Brown would not name the schools nor F HI 1988-89 costs 1989-90 costs comment further on the exact nature of DOLLARS AND SENSE *costs include tuition, fees, and room and board SOURCE: The College Board and individual colleges the investigation. Sizing the competition Fifty-one schools have acknowledged Washington State U. business stu­ receiving investigative demands, includ­ consecutive years of tuition increases data from the previous year to compare dents are studying Japanese to under­ ing Amherst, Harvard, Princeton, greater than the rate of inflation. Tuition the projection to what other colleges may stand their competitors and to get an Stanford, U. of Chicago, U. of Southern and fees for four-year private colleges charge. edge over other American students. California and Yale. rose an average of 9 percent this fall, and At no time, he said, does the adminis­ — P a g e 15 Amherst College Treasurer James some schools instituted double-digit tration communicate with other colleges STUDENT BODY Scott denied the accusations of price-fix­ increases for the 1989-90 academic year. until the tuition figure is set. ing. “If you look at the data, tuitions are According to Scott, there has been lit­ He alleged, however, that other col­ Graduating athletes distributed over a bell-shaped curve. tle official explanation about what leges do communicate about their plans Congress is considering legislation They are only looking at a sliver of the prompted the investigation. for tuition increases before those figures that would force universities to make high end of the curve. If you look at cars, Scott said Amherst uses a two-step are set. graduation rates of student-athletes you will see the prices vary according to process to determine its tuition level. His “Other colleges want to know what you public record. a bell-shaped curve. To take the high end office first makes a projection of the rev­ are going to do next. It is quite common — P a g e 1 7 and then say ‘price-fixing’ is hogwash.” enue needed to meet the costs of the com­ for us to receive phone calls from other The investigation comes after nine ing year. The administration then uses S e e TUITION, P age 2 Lab tests suggest 4 condom models Triathlete rebuilds life after paralyzing stroke By Mary Decker! ■ The New Mexico Daily Lobo fail to stop AIDS U. of New Mexico By Doug Fishback ■ University Daily Kansan David Danemann felt guilty for not going to class on U. of Kansas that Monday morning in 1987. When he finally pulled himself out of bed at three in the afternoon to run to the Four major condom types failed to con­ gym, he had no way of knowing that within an hour he’d tain the AIDS virus in recent U. of be lying in the gravel, the left side of his body paralyzed California, Los Angeles, lab tests. by a stroke. The research showed that Trojan Danemann, now 23, has spent the last two years Naturalube, Trojan Ribbed and rebuilding his life through physical rehabilitation and LifeStyles Conture each failed one out counseling and coming to terms with the limitations the of 10 tests, and six of 24 Contracept Plus stroke has imposed on his body. condoms failed to block the transmis­ The stroke is still clear in Danemann’s memory. He sion of the virus, the Los Angeles Times was running as part of his training for a triathalon when reported. > he lost control of the left side of his body. He remembers William Buck, the gynecologist at the feeling overcome with drowsiness and a desire to lie ALBERT MARTINEZ, THE NEW MEXICO DAILY LOBO, U. OF NEW MEXICO down on the road, within a few feet of the speeding traffic, U. of Kansas health center, said the risk Since U. of New Mexico student David Danemann suffered a stroke at and go to sleep. of acquiring a sexually transmitted dis­ the age of 21, he must use a paddle to prevent his hand from curling ease could be reduced but not eliminated into a fist when he swims. See STROKE, Page 23 See CONDOMS, Page 23 2 U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Features ■ DECEMBER 1989

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Study shows: Schools work to balance conduct codes Homosexuals with students’ First Amendment rights twice as likely By Amy Rosenfeld ■ The Stanford Daily to abuse drugs Stanford U. By Gail Griffin A recent outbreak of racial incidents ■ The Daily Northwestern on campuses across the country has Northwestern U. sparked vigorous debate over how far a university can go in prohibiting harass­ Homosexuals are twice as like­ ment without violating First ly as heterosexuals to become vic­ Amendment rights. tims of substance abuse, accord­ Several schools, including the U. of ing to a recent study. Michigan, Brown U., Emory U., the U. According to statistics pub­ of Wisconsin system and the U. of lished by the Pride Institute in California system, established new anti­ Eden Prairie, Minn., 33 percent harassment policies or amended exist­ of the gay and lesbian community ing student conduct codes this year. is chemically dependent, as com­ Michigan’s policy overturned pared to about 12 percent of the The question of whether these policies general population. violate an individual’s right to freedom MARSHALL RAMSEY, THE DAILY BEACON, U. OF TENNESSEE, KNOXVILLE Terry, the manager of a Chicago of expression was tested this fall when a center for homosexuals recover­ U. of Michigan code was ruled unconsti­ cases examined under the Michigan pol­ itated by a number of events on campus, ing from substance abuse, said tutional in U.S. District Court. icy a “horror story.” Gunther said most including the posting of racist fliers and the lack of alternatives to the bar The first such challenge to a university of the Michigan complaints were filed by the repeated harassing of an RA by a stu­ scene is one reason for the high harassm ent policy, the suit was filed by white students against minority stu­ dent who made homophobic remarks. number. the American Civil Liberties Union on dents. He believes this was, to some Outcry from community members led Between 500 and 700 people behalf of a Michigan graduate student. extent, the opposite of the policy’s origi­ to a revamping of the proposal. attend weekly meetings at the New The policy, implemented last spring, nal intent to protect minority students. The second interpretation narrowed Ibwn Alano Club, including mem­ deemed punishable behaviors such as In one instance, Gunther said, a black offenses to “harassment by vilification” bers of Alcoholics Anonymous, hanging a Confederate flag on a dorm student used the term “white trash” and “fighting words” which are Narcotics Anonymous and Adult door or saying women are not as skilled when talking with a white student, who addressed directly to an individual or Children of Alcoholics. in sports as men, according to Michigan later filed a complaint. The black stu­ group of persons and “commonly under­ Pride Institute Admissions Daily reporter Noah Finkel. dent was required to write a three-page stood to convey, in a direct and visceral Counselor Michael Witt, a homo­ Michigan attorney Elsa Cole, who letter of apology to the white student. In way, hatred or contempt of those people” sexual, recovering alcoholic and wrote the original policy, said it was other instances, students were required on the basis of race, handicap, religion, drug user; also attributed the motivated by a series of incidents, to write apologies for publication in the sex or sexual orientation. high rate of alcoholism to the stig­ including racist fliers in dorms and campus newspaper. The term “fighting words” comes from ma of being a lesbian or gay man racist jokes broadcast on the campus Stanford’s controversy a 1942 U.S. Supreme Court case which in today’s society. “Personally, the radio station. The debate heated up at Stanford qualified the First Amendment to pro­ need for escape is not only justi­ Robert Sedler, the ACLU attorney who when the Student Conduct Legislative hibit speech directed toward an individ­ fied but exacerbated by being gay, represented the student, described the Council, the body responsible for ual or group of individuals which is likely because of our inability to accept language of the policy as “overbroad and changes in the behavior code, proposed to evoke a violent reaction. ourselves,” he said. vague,” adding, “You can’t prohibit ideas a controversial interpretation of the uni­ Because Stanford is a private univer­ The president of Northwestern no matter how offensive they are.” versity’s Fundamental Standard. sity, the court decision involving U.’s Gay and Lesbian Alliance, There were about 45 complaints filed The initial interpretation asserted Michigan is “not directly relevant,” Law David Munar, agreed. “I think if under the policy, but only one went all that all members of the Stanford com­ Professor Thomas Grey said. However, they were proud enough, and had the way to a hearing, Cole said. She munity have a right to be free from the administration wants to be consis­ enough self-confidence to admit stressed that in every case where a stu­ attacks which “by accepted community tent with the Constitution, he said. they were gay, they wouldn’t have dent was disciplined, the punishment standards degrade, victimize, stigma­ Debate at other schools the problem,” the sophomore was agreed upon by each party involved. tize or peijoratively characterize them Emory, Brown, and the Wisconsin and said. However, Stanford Law Professor on the basis of personal, cultural or intel­ UC systems also have adopted ant»- Gerald Gunther called the history of lectual diversity.” The action was precip­ See POLICIES, Page 5

ing, and could lead the Justice Tuition Department to file civil charges against Continued from page 1 schools involved. Schools suspected of antitrust violations Roger Kingsepp, a Wesleyan U. stu­ colleges” about the tuition increase dent, filed a suit in a New York court Agnes Scott College Denison U. Princeton U. before it has been announced, Scott said. against 12 of the colleges, including his He said such sharing of information own, after the investigation became pub­ Albion College Earlham College Randolph-Macon probably could be construed as price-fix­ lic. He is asking for triple damages for Antioch U. Goucher College Women's College ing. all current students at the schools and Amherst College Hamilton College Skidmore College York College President Robert Iosue former students who qualify under Barnard College Harvard U. Smith College suggested that schools regularly share statutes of limitations. Bates College Hollins College U. of Southern California information about tuition and faculty In addition to potential court losses, Bennington College Hope College Stanford U. salaries among their cohorts. “Having Scott said the investigative demand Bowdoin College Johns Hopkins U. Sweet Briar College been in this business for many years, I requires schools to submit vast amounts Brown U. Kenyon College Trinity College (Conn.) know information is being shared, but of information at great expense, includ­ Bryn Mawr College Mary Baldwin College Tufts U. whether or not this is price-rigging only ing all financial records, admissions Chatham College Massachusetts Institute Vassar College a court can decide.” records, memos, correspondence, meet­ U. of Chicago of Technology Wellesley College He said, “If you look at the statistics ing agendas, telephone logs and even Colby College Middlebury College Wells College for the last 10 years, you either believe personal diaries from the last five years. Columbia U. Mount Holyoke College Wesleyan U. little cohorts of colleges are sharing Sheldon E. Steinbach, general counsel Connecticut College Northwestern U. Wheaton College (Mass.) information, or the whole law of statis­ for the American Council on Education, Converse College Oberlin College Williams College tics is wrong.” described this request as including “not The federal probe marks an effort to rooms full, but warehouses full of docu­ Cornell U. Ohio Wesleyan U. Yale U. uncover any communication between ments” in a Chronicle of Higher Dartmouth College U. of Pennsylvania schools that could constitute price-fix­ Education article. DECEMBER 1989 ■ News Features U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 3 Texas A&M student serves in Israeli army By Holly Beeson “What you’re doing is little things to go to the army before college.” ■ The Battalion help out,” Morrison said. “I requested to All Israelis, male and female, register Texas A&M U. work in an infirmary, but ended up doing for the army when they turn 18 and are computer work at a base in Haifa.” required to serve for three years. When Texas A&M U. senior Beth Some of her friends’ duties included Morrison originally decided to go to Morrison visited Israel, she bypassed painting, peeling potatoes, weeding and Israel because of its history. “You go to the traditional tourist traps — she handing out uniforms to soldiers. Israel and experience 3,000 years of his­ joined the army. Morrison said it’s not difficult to get tory. You’re walking on history — it’s “I was actually part of the army,” the around and communicate in Israel incredible,” she said. “Jerusalem is psychology major said. “I wore the uni­ because everything is written in English important to Moslems, Christians and form and lived in the barracks. I ate with as well as Hebrew, and everyone speaks Jews. We all have history there.” the Israeli soldiers and woke up when at least a little English. But the people This non-profit program provides an they did. It helped me understand their are different than those in the United inexpensive way to enjoy all this history, way of life.” States, she said. Morrison said. Round-trip airfare, room Morrison heard about the Volunteers “Israelis have been compared to the and board, tours and a free stop-over in for Israel program through the Hillel fruit sabra — prickly on the outside, but Europe are included in the $500 fare. Jewish Students Center. The program soft and sweet on the inside. The program coordinator, Archie Behind Texas A&M U. student Beth Morrison, allows people to become soldiers for “They grow up faster than we do. We Broodo, can be reached at (214) 350- the Western Wall is one of the holiest places three weeks. go to college and go to ffat parties. They 8781. in Jerusalem for Jews to pray. Poorly designed campuses SA passes drug-search policy hinder handicapped students despite constitutional concerns By Beth Ziesenis doesn’t vote for this resolution doesn’t By Brad Buckhalter ■ The North Texas Daily mean in any way, shape or form th at he ■ The Row Wow U. of North Texas supports drug use. The Constitution Northeast Louisiana U. cannot be annulled for certain situa­ and Marc Goldstein A resolution allowing residence hall tions. If that’s the case, what’s the point E b i m B ■ The Campus Times staff members to search dorm rooms for of having the Constitution of the United U. of Rochester illegal drugs narrowly passed, 15-13, the States?” U. of North Texas Student Association Junior Winn Walton cited several Gavin Miller changed his major after a two-hour debate. court cases where similar search policies freshman year because of the location Junior Wade Duchene was one of the were found to be unconstitutional. “A of his classes. i MA SA representatives opposed to the reso­ student does not abandon his right to Confined to a wheelchair after an lution. “This is not a drug issue; this is a due process upon his registration at the auto accident at 17, the Northeast moral issue,” he said. “Does the end jus­ university of his choice,” Walton said. Lousiana U. student found his com­ /J tify the means? Are you willing to ignore “That means if you come here and you puter science courses were almost some constitutional rights to get drugs sign a waiver or any type of policy that inaccessible to him. “Hanna Hall has out? At the University of North Texas, waives your rights, that waiver is invalid this big, greasy freight elevator that I the housing department may be ridding because it does not step above the whole was supposed to use to get to the sec­ the campus of drugs, but at what price? U.S. Constitution.” ond floor,” he says. “The elevator has How far are we willing to go?” SA President Paul Stevens asked the a door and a gate that have to be closed Resident Assistant Council Member assembly to dismiss the question of con­ just right to work. Sometimes some­ Joel Daboub saw the other side. “As RAs stitutionality and decide on just the one wouldn’t get the doors closed good RICHARD LUPO, THE POW WOW, NORTHEAST LOUISIANA U we are faced every day with people who issue of being for or against the dorm and I couldn’t get to my classes.” Junior Gavin Miller encounters obstacles are taking and using illegal substances,” search policy. But Texas Civil Liberties After many frustrating episodes, everyday at Northeast Lousiana U. he said. “This policy is an effective tool. President Don Smith, a faculty member, including losing several books after Carroll says isolates her from the rest It gives us as RAs the ability to maintain said SA should consider the policy’s con­ they dropped through the crack of the campus. the security and safety of our residents.” stitutionality. “It’s very straightforward: between the elevator and the main Once on campus, Carroll has trou­ Kyev Tatem, co-author of the bill and Either you violate the Constitution or floor, Miller switched his major to ble with inaccessible buildings. Some an assistant hall director, said the policy you don’t,” he said. accounting. Most of those classes have elevators, but the buttons are would help students caught during the Senior Jaclyn Dodgin proposed post­ meet in the Administration Building, often too high and recessed. Buttons early stages of drug experimentation. poning the vote until SA polled students which has an elevator expressly for that do not protrude from the control “What we’re saying is, ‘Hey, adminis­ about the policy. “I think that people the handicapped. panel are difficult for physically chal­ tration, we see you are trying to take were not educated enough, were con­ “I don’t see how it’s feasible for a lenged people to operate, Carroll says. issue with the drug problem,’ and we as fused and voted how they personally handicapped person to have classes in Carroll discusses these issues at the students support this issue,” he said. thought they should vote,” she said. “We Hanna,” the junior says. “It’s really beginning of each semester with Jean Mark Jetton, a sophomore who voted still don’t know how the students them­ bad that you have to plan the rest of Cameron, assistant director of against the policy, said, “Anybody who selves feel.” your life around campus freight ele­ University Facilities Planning. The vators.” access problems at UR are due to the Teresa Carroll, a junior at U. of age of the university’s buildings, Wake Forest University Rochester, also has been in a Cameron says. She estimates their wheelchair since a car accident four average age to be 43 years and says ... a different school of thought years ago. Carroll found UR much early construction planners did not harder to get around than the com­ forsee the problems. With special emphasis on: munity college she transferred from, But at NLU, Miller says even the where all the buildings were intercon­ newest buildings are sometimes inac­ WAKE FOREST • International Business nected. cessible. His suitemate, David Berry, • Microcomputers UNIVERSITY Since UR does not have wheelchair- says, “Gavin even has trouble getting • Small class environment lift equipped buses, Carroll relies on into Ewing Coliseum, and that’s bad, • Broad-based management the services of Medicab, a private van since something that modem should • Experiential learning company. However, she says Medicab have wheelchair ramps.” • Close student-faculty relations is frequently late, and sometimes the “The only way I can get in is to go MBA • Integrated curriculum driver forgets to pick her up. down to the freight entrance, where She says the service also allows only they park trucks and everything,” one pick-up and drop-off a day, Miller says. For more information call toll-free: (800) 722-1622 or write: restricting its patrons’ travel. She “Sometimes I even have trouble get­ James Garner Ptaszynski, Admissions Director, Wake Forest MBA, ting in that way, since the people don’t must arrange her own transportation 7659 Reynolds Station, Winston-Salem, NC 27109 (919) 761-5422 to concerts and other events, which See HANDICAPPED, Page 5 4 U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Features ■ DECEMBER 1989

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to “bring to awareness the severity of police, read from scripts and carried Papachiou said. “It’s really very nice.” C a l if o r n ia the human rights violations.” signs describing death squad activities. Papachiou said he plans to help someone Terrorists at Stanford ... A Stanford U. Apparently, the kidnappings were real­ SCAAN later held a two-hour discus­ in a similar plight after his career brings organization, Stanford Central istic because many students attempted sion with dorm residents. ■ David him success. Monahan, mindful of the America Action Network, clad in the to rescue their classmates and local Brinkerhoff, Chicago Maroon, U. of condition of the aged but useful vehicle, black and camouflage of a Salvadoran police were notified. To avoid repeating Chicago said, “I hope you don’t try to do that with death squad, recently staged two mock the confusion in their second perfo- this car.” "Andy Chanley, The Purdue kidnappings in campus residence halls mance, SCAAN members warned INDIANA Exponent, Purdue U.

10 11 AIDS test mix-up discovered... An Indiana woman who tested positive for the AIDS MICHIGAN SMITH virus has filed a complaint against the hospital after testing negative more than Pro-life picketers inadvertently raise money a year later. Gay la Gray tested positive for clinic's services... Pro-choice activists CORONA twice for Human Immunodeficiency are pledging money to the Kalamazoo Virus, a primary cause of AIDS, at Planned Parenthood for each right-to- 32 33 Indiana University Hospital. In life protester who pickets at the clinic, Crossword September, during routine blood work at said a Planned Parenthood official. Challenge IU, she tested negative. Her original Executive Director of the Kalamazoo blood samples, which were stored at the clinic Louise Safron said that the money ACROSS 41 42 43 IU hospital, were re-tested and found to is used to provide services, including 1. President typewriters: 2 wds. be negative. Gray will be eligible for up abortions, to low-income women. The before Wilson 38. Neck of the 46 47 48 to $500,000 if the Indiana State campaign raised about $6,000 between 5. Pacino and woods Capone 39. Historical peri­ Insurance Commission rules in her May and October. The clinic was 8. Eden dweller od favor. The three doctors who tested the bombed Sept. 6 causing slight exterior 12. M argarine 40. Oriental sauce 13. Squealer 41. Smidgen blood originally may be liable for up to damages; no injuries were reported. 14. Castro's coun­ 44. Rocker Ocasek $100,000 each. After the original diagno­ Director of the clinic’s administration try 46. One _ tim I sis, Gray planned her funeral and offered Suzanna Howey said there was a previ­ 15. “Flowers in the (singly): 2 wds. I Dirt” is his new 49. Board-game DOWN her boyfriend a chance to end their rela­ ous explosion at the clinic in 1986 that album: 2 wds. cube 1. Sum m it 24. Clumsy one state: Abbr. tionship, she said. Hospital destroyed the building. ■ Carrie Rulli, 18. Not working 51. Narrow cut 2. J a i __ 25. The Crimson Tide: 43. Monopolizes, as 19. Yale student 54. “Batman" star: 3. Long-running Abbr. the telephone: 2 wds. Spokeswoman Mary Maxwell said, Western Herald, Western Michigan U. 20. Superm an’s 2 wds. argum ents 26. T hat sorority sister 45. Seminar, for “We’re happy that it was a false positive insignia 58. A G reat Lake 4. Highway payments 27. Satisfied the instance 21. Grads-to-be: 59. Take advan­ 5. Curved line munchies 46. From the U.S.: test and that she can now live without a NEW YORK Ahbr. tage of 6. Fine fabric 29. Gorilla Abbr. fear of AIDS in her life.” The hospital’s 23. Self-image 60. Wise person 7. No longer fresh 31. Hugo’s “ _ 47. Become weary 25. Cry of discov­ 61. National 8. Behave Miserables” 48. Chemical solvent attorney said the doctors acted as No men allowed . . . Syracuse U. females ery League team 9. Sand hill 32. Social-science sub­ 50. Otherwise responsibly as possible and conformed to are eligible to take classes at Women’s 28. College aver­ 62. Note-taking 10. Lincoln and Vigoda ject: Abbr. 52. From Rome: Abbr. age: Abbr. need 11. Baseball great Willie 33. Hog’s home 53. Outgoing order: 2 the general standards of the time. ■ School, a private, non-profit organiza­ 30. Pub servings 63. Snail-like 16. Join forces, as 35. ’typewriter setting wds. Jennifer Martin, The Indiana Daily tion, which offers non-traditional cours­ 34. Like term companies 36. Make a mistake 55. “ So Fine” papers typed on 17. Fix the outcome 37. Improve, as grades 56. Barbie’s Boyfriend Student, Indiana U. es including massage, meditation, Smith Corona 22. A semester: Abbr. 42. Northwestern 57. Just out money management and sign language. Women’s School Committee Member NOVEMBER ANSWERS Free car for struggling grad student .. .A staff Barbara Kobritz said that learning in an L A MP D E A D C A M Look for November member from Purdue U. gave her car all-female classroom is a safer atmo­ O H O H O G R 1 A T A w O R D P R O C E S S O R Crossword answers in away after placing a classified ad in the sphere. “Women feel more comfortable E Y E R MS P O E M S Purdue Exponent offering the car to a opening up and sharing their experi­ M O 1 H E N the D ecem ber issue of U. grad student. Laura Monahan, commu­ ences. Women won’t take a lead, they’ll [D A T 1 T M A N D 1 D O R A L O 1 L A U T O nication coordinator for the mechanical allow men to dominate a group and T E N G R A F L O A N they’ll come away with less,” she said. A Y T S E Brought to you by: engineering department, said there A F T E R F 1 N P 1 N were 35 to 40 callers. Panayiotis Assistant Director for Syracuse U.’s MA G N A C U M L A U D E Papachiou, computer science student Women’s Studies program said that the 1 N E C R E W SMITH CORONA 1 1) G O school serves a need that can’t be met at D E F E N D S T E A s and new owner of the 1975 Datsun wagon, called first. “I couldn’t believe it,” the university. “Not everyone can afford to take a class at SU and not everyone is looking for a degree. They offer classes we can’t.” ■ Gina Ciavola, The Daily Now's a great time Orange, Syracuse U. , to join Sierra Club- America’s action-oriented envi­ TEXAS Belhe Author O f ronmental organization! Student membership is only <15 a year. Mail Files open after death ... Spurred by your check along with this member­ requests for the files of a Texas A&M stu­ O ur Next Bestseller ship coupon. Do not mail member­ dent and a local high school student after ship with contest entry. their deaths, Texas Attorney General Jim Send us your most clever idea for our T-Shirt YES, sign me up for one year! Mattox ruled that education records Slogan Contest, and your message could appear My check is enclosed. (Choose one.) become public information after death. on a Sierra Club T-Shirt! Prior to the ruling, Texas A&M had That’s our Grand Prize, plus a gift-quality J $15 Individual Student refused to release the student’s files and Sierra ( Hub Book. Second and Third Ptize <23 Joint Student the Carrol lton-Farmers Branch winners receive a full-color Sierra Club Book. $33 Individual Regular Independent School District said it could not find the files. M att Hall, a member of Send your entry typed on a 3x5 card (YOUR WINNING SLOGAN) <41 Joint Regular the Progressive Students Union at U. of with your name, address, phone number Dues include subscription to Siam ($7.50) Texas, Arlington, disagreed with the rul­ and entry category: Outdoor Adventure and Chapter publications (s i). Dues are not tax-deductible. ing, “I don’t see why a person’s right to or Environmental Protection. One entry per privacy shouldn’t extend beyond the category, please. Mail to: Sierra Club T-Shirt grave. On the surface, this decision Slogan Contest, Attn: Wendy Smith, 730 Polk N a m e makes no sense at all.” Political Science Street, San Francisco, CA 94109, postmarked Associate Professor Allan Saxe agreed

by February 10,1990. You don’t need to be a A d d r e s s with the decision, saying it was consis­ member to enter. tent with other laws such as libel and slander. “I think it is sometimes very important to historians to find out things SierraC lub I about people that were never made public S ta te Zip in that person’s lifetime,” Saxe said. UTA Entries m ust be postm arked by Feb. 10.1990. Write category on outside of envelope; separate envelope for each entry. Entries judged on creativity by students’ attorney David Tucker said the Sierra Club staff. Three winners in each category will be notified by mail and announced in the April 1990 issue of U. Magazine. Employees of Sierra Club Enclose check and mail to: Sierra Club, Depl. H901, and their families are not eligible. All entries become property of Sierra Club upon subm ission. Sierra Club shall have all rights to subm itted slogans. P.O. Box 7959, San Francisco, CA 94120. decision echos others that say the right to privacy ends at the grave. ■ Jeff Mosier, The Shorthorn, U. of Texas, Arlington DECEMBER 1989 ■ News Features U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 5

people, the First Amendment does not The new policy in the UC system also ACCESS VICTORIES Policies necessarily apply. runs the risk of being challenged in Continued from page 2 Issues at public schools court. However, according to Rick S tu d en t w in s $556,000 in a c c e s s s u it ... As public systems, the California and Malaspina, a spokesperson for the sys­ A disabled U. of California, harassment policies recently. Wisconsin state universites are required tem, UC attorneys “are confident they’re Berkeley, student has been award­ The policies at Emory and Brown pro­ to abide by the Constitution. on firm legal ground.” On Sept. 21, UC ed more than half a million dollars hibit demeaning or abusive actions According to Patricia Hodulik, an President David Gardner sent a letter to in punitive and emotional dam­ toward any person or group on the basis attorney for the Wisconsin system, an the chancellors of all nine UC schools ages from a restaurant that failed of personal characteristics, including amendment to the existing student con­ amending the system’s existing Student to provide wheelchair access. Julie race, gender, religion or handicap. duct code was implemented Sept. 1. The Conduct Policy. Weissman sued H’s Lordships According to Dean of Students David policy was preceded by a series of racist In his letter, Gardner said the UC sys­ Restaurant after she had to be car­ Inman, the issue was in committee at events on campus, she said. tem strives for campuses that “foster the ried down the entrance stairs and Brown when homophobic and racist Under the new code, racist and dis­ values of mutual respect and tolerance into the dining room. Connie graffiti were discovered in a dorm. This criminatory comments or behaviors are and are free from discrimination.” Weissman told the jury that the incident prompted the university’s new prohibited, Hodulik said. The injured While the policy is not intended to limit incident made her daughter president to bypass the committee and party must prove “intent to create an free speech, it recognizes that “words can “embarrassed, upset and fearful.” immediately establish a policy in consul­ intimidating or hostile environment and be used in such a way that they no longer But the key testimony may have tation with university lawyers. intent to demean,” she said. express an idea, but rather are used to come from builder Ron Taylor, who Emory, Brown and Stanford are pri­ The student body has been “relatively injure and intimidate, thus undermin­ said the restaurant refused two vate universities, and Inman said since supportive,” but Hodulik said the ing the abihty for individuals to partici­ bids for the construction of ramps the schools are private associations of Wisconsin ACLU has threatened to sue. pate” in university fife, Gardner wrote. in 1987. The establishment had only back-door access ramps when Weissman visited. ■ Darlene Ciraulo, The Daily Californian, U. of California, Berkeley ■ ■■ your first com puter User friendly ... Disabled students at the U. of Minnesota, Minneapolis, have gained access to a resource formerly closed to them with the introduction of specially adapted computers. The equipment, pur­ chased with a grant from IBM, serves both the visually and phys­ ically im paired. Voice synthesiz­ ers, scanners and a terminal that translates the screen’s contents into Braille help the blind, while special keyboards are designed for students who can use only one fin­ ger or hand. Special software reduces the number of necessary keystrokes by predicting words from one or two characters. ■ Allison Campbell, The Minnesota D aily, U. of Minnesota, Minneapolis Handicapped Continued from page 3

know what’s going on. So I usually call the Union Board and have someone meet me there. They’re really good about helping me get into places like that.” Although the Union Board does help, Miller says that is just a temporary solu­ tion. “There has got to be something done,” he says. “They’re treating the symp­ toms, but not the disease.” Berry agrees. “Gavin can’t even see the movie the Union Board has on Wednesday nights. The screen is set up where you have to be in the seats to see it. Gavin won’t let me carry him up the stairs to sit.” Miller does let Berry and his girl­ friend, Shani Smith, help him at other times when he is unable to access a building. “If I ever need anything, I have Perhaps you’ve heard of the widely respected Smith PWP 2000. W ith its built-in disk drive and 100,000 to get Shani to get it or I am at a loss.” Corona Theory of Economic Perspicacity. Put simply character DataDisk capacity it can make short work Although he says most of the campus it states: Don’t waste your money on something you of the longest projects. roads are fairly accessible, a four-inch don’t need. The PWP 2000 even boasts a fist of features that curb can pose an obstacle to someone in W hat you don’t need, in this case, is an expensive, would make a computer’s display turn green with a wheelchair. bulky computer which might take you the whole term envy—a Spell-Right® 50,000 w ord Electronic He leans forward, backs toward the just to figure out. D ictionary AutoSpellj WordEraser® Address Merge® curb and lowers his wheelchair to the W hat you do need is something that’s far better our optional CoronaCalc " Spread Sheet program, pavement. He admits he sometimes suited to all the papers and reports, not to mention the plus lots more. takes a spill. small dorm rooms and even smaller budgets that every All of which will j_ f l | S M I T H At UR, several projects are under way student faces—the compact, portable Smith Corona make: buying youryo first = m C O R O N I X to solve problems like this one. But PWP 2000 Personal Word Processor. computerruter the the last las thing ^RSONALWORDPROC^SORS Facilities Planner Larry Littlefield says If you can use a typewriter, you can use the you need to think about. renovation is “a continuing effort. It is For more information on this product, write to Smith Corona Corporation. 65 Locust Avenue, New Canaan, CT 06840 not something that can magically be or Smith Corona Canada, 440 Tapscott Road. 1, Scarborough, Ontario, Canada M1B 1Y4. remedied overnight.” 6 U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Comment and Opinion ■ DECEMBER1989

COMMENT AND OPINION u A TYPICAL PAy N tH rlV A R ON DRUGS... Confessions of THE NATIONAL COLLEGE 7:00 AM - CAFFFlMF FIX \0Ti0 AM - NlCoT/NE" FIX NEWSPAPER By presenting a wide range of opinions and ideas the most hated reprinted from hundreds of campus newspapers, we hope to enhance the quality of campus life as we inform, entertain and engage the national student body. We acknowledge the commitment of student journalists man on campus across the nation, supported by their media advisers and journalism professors, to report the activities, issues and By Dale Chapman concerns of their fellow students. ■ New University PRESIDENT AND PUBLISHER U. of California, Irvine Sheena Paterson-Berwick I’m the guy you’d most like to strangle, EDITORIAL DIRECTOR 7:00 PM - MACTWl FIX George F. Taylor maim, disfigure and then run over. Special Projects, Mark Chamock f WHY CANT Forget about the professors, administra­ t t E E l d THESE KIDS tors and university staff you think you EDITORS ON FELLOWSHIP JUST SAT NO? Charles A. Hahn, Northeastern News, Northeastern U. hate. I’m the one you really hate and you Jacki Hampton, The Breeze, James Madison U. —' Kathleen Kobernik, Western Herald, Western Michigan U. know it. Hector P. Vargas Jr., The Red and Black, U. of Georgia After working as a parking “rep” at the

CAMPUS RELATIONS DIRECTOR U. of California, Irvine, last year, I know Dick Sublette what you think about the dreaded force known here simply as PARKING. Even EDITORIAL ADVISORY COUNCIL M ICHAEL K EA N E, TH E N OR TH TEXA S DAILY, U. O F N O R TH TEXAS my friends call me every name in the

TOM ROLNICK2, Executive Director, Associated book, and then ask for forgiveness—and Collegiate Press if I can take care of their multitudes of DR. DAVID KNOTT, Immediate Past President, College tickets. Media Advisers, The Ball State Daily News, Ball State U., IN Students should learn No, way Jose. I work for parking now. ERIC JACOBS, Immediate Past President, College My first day, I went with a veteran who Newspaper Business & Advertising Managers, The Daily gave me the following advice: Pennsylvanian, U. of Pennsylvania ■ “Watch the cars that pass by and be EDMUND SULLIVAN, Director, Columbia Scholastic life’s whys, not hows Pro Xssociation. Columbia U., NY sure not stand too close. Last month, Byron, Shelley, and, of course, Nancy was spit on. DR. J. DAVID REED, Immediate Past President, Society By Lynn Vavreck for College Journalists, The Daily Eastern News, ■ State Press Shakespeare. ■ “You’ve got to move fast. When these Eastern Illinois U. Arizona State U. If you haven’t read some of these works violators see you putting a ticket on their FRED WEDDLE, Immediate Past President, Western already, you’d better get cracking. windshields, they’re not happy campers. Association of University Publications Managers, Oklahoma Daily, U. of Oklahoma There will always be those who know Statistics show that, after commence­ So hit and run. Sting like a bee, float like

MONA CRAVENS, Director of Student Publications, how, working for those who know why. ment, the average college graduate a butterfly. Daily Trojan, U. of Southern California — Anonymous reads one book a year. Your biological- ■ “Above all, keep cool. When they start DR. FRANK RAGULSKY, Manager of Student Media, book clock is ticking. screaming obscenities at you, just go Daily Barometer, Oregon State U. It’s time to return to a college educa­ Art. Certain works of art should be rec­ about your business. If they come at you JAN T. CHILDRESS, Director of Student Publications, tion that is a based in the classics. ognized immediately, both for their con­ like they’re going to hit you, just key the University Daily, Texas Tech U. Students should be studying things like tribution to history as well as to art: mike on your radio and hopefully some­ W.H. CASEY, Publisher, The Daily Iowan, U. of Iowa literature, history, government, art and Giotto’s “The Lamentation,” Donatello’s one can help you before you lose con­ EI) BARBER, General Manager, Independent Florida philosophy — not “Reporting,” “Home “David,” Michelangelo’s “Pity” and sciousness.” Allipator, U. of Florida Equipment” or “Social Psychology of Raphael’s “School of Athens.” For the last year, these words have HARRY MONTEVIDEO, General Manager, The Red & Black, U. of Georgia Play.” Remember: Art im itates life. proven wise. Although I haven’t been spit on, I have had a few worthy experi­ BRUCE D. ITULE, Manager of Student Publications, A study by Jones and Wills in Esquire But I can just hear everybody saying, State Press, Arizona State U. magazine suggests 100 things every col­ “Sure, reading Shakespeare is OK, but ences. The first occurred when four RICHARD C. LYTLE, General Manager, Tbxas Student lege graduate should know. Certainly, the it won’t get me a job.” extremely large muscle-men walked Publications, The Daily Thxan, U. of Texas, Austin following highlights from their list are You’re not going to find a want ad for toward some cars I just cited. The arbitrary— but, then, so are our diplomas someone who knows how to quote biggest one yelled, “Hey you parking MARKETING DIRECTOR Gregory L. Dickson if we don’t know these subjects. Shakespeare verbatim. %#$&*, void this ticket.” Words. There are some simple seman­ But with a good, classic, liberal arts After I replied “Sorry, no can do,” he RESEARCH DIRECTOR Steve Nachtman tic details that col- „ ib o h — b b m background, you ran over and hit my ticket book and sent lege should help can get any kind of it flying across the parking lot. I ended OPERATIONS DIRECTOR Never insult a woman by say Annalee Ryan clear up. There’s job — because you up hiding in the nearest building watch­ Operations Assistant: John Ziegler ing she’s sensuous. 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ENTRY IS INVALID, Female silence in classroom ALL CIRCurs ARE SORRY, ALL CLASSES PLEASE REVleW THE ARE CLOSED BUSY. TRY AGAIN INSTRUCTION /W ANuAL AND TRY BACK NEXT AT A LATER DATE AGAIN LATER- CLICK! deafening blow to education Q u a r t e r By Shawn Marie Boyne have felt increasingly compelled to ■ The Daily Trojan express myself like a lawyer — that is, U. of Southern California in a sterile, masculine, analytical voice. Hungry to mold myself into a profession­ After four years in undergraduate al, I find myself increasingly alienated classes listening to discussions partici­ from my personal views. pated in equally by men and women, I I find the image of being a lawyer entic­ have been dismayed in my first year of ing. Thus, when professors treat issues law school to discover that a minority of such as rape or battered women like women choose to participate in class. abstract legal concepts, I feel pressured My own participation has dropped to amputate my emotions about these precipitously. This experience is not subjects. While I may be conforming to unique to the U. of Southern California an image of a successful lawyer, I con­ Law School, but is duplicated at other form at a cost to my feminine soul. prestigious law schools throughout the My concerns about the disempower- country. ment and sterilization of women extend By choosing not to speak — because of beyond the law school classroom. By AT THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON STAR REGISTRATION SYSTEM fear of being criticized or ridiculed — we choosing not speak out on political LESLIE PATRICELLI, THE DAILY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON, U. OF WASHINGTON participate in our own disempower- issues, we abdicate our ability to influ­ ment. As a result, classrooms often dis­ ence decisions that will have far-reach­ solve into a monopoly of a minority of ing consequences for women. white men. For example, the visible anti-abortion What, me worry about grades? Some of my closest and most support­ protests by Operation Rescue in Los ive friends fall into this category, but Angeles were primarily orchestrated by By Christine Pocan Have all my idealistic values of life their views do not reflect the reality of men. Regardless of what one’s personal ■ Mustang Daily been crushed? Yes. women’s lives. Through our silence, we views on abortion are, if we choose not Cal Poly State U., San Luis Obispo Will I take this vast amount of knowl­ alienate ourselves from our own legal to express them, the issue will be decided edge and talent and apply it to my own education and deny ourselves a forum to by that sector of the population that is There I sat at my little wooden desk personal gain? Probably. educate men about our experiences. biologically incapable of becoming preg­ waiting for class to begin. I was nervous, But I am no longer a personality here However, the goal of increased partic­ nant. my palms were sweating and my finger­ at Cal Poly, I am my grade (and social ipation from women in the classroom is I urge women to evaluate how they nails almost gone. security number, of course). not meant to introduce a homogenous participate in their education. I hope, Today was the day we got back our first So many times there has been a cause feminist voice. Women, like men, are a despite the fear the first year of law quiz. I have wanted to join, but I had to get heterogenous group. school creates, more women will refuse The professor walked in and I could my homework done first. “Just 600 more Just as the voices of men in the class­ to participate in their own disempower- hear my pulse in my ears. pages of reading and then I’ll commit,” room cannot reflect the real-life experi­ ment and will choose to express their I had been coaching myself all morn­ I’d reason to myself. ences of women, the voices of a few opinions in the classroom. ing on the virtues of learning and the I have a class in which attendance is women cannot accurately represent the Our opinions are important, and if law importance of knowledge. It was the taken. The other day the guy next to me diverse experience of American women is to serve the interests of men and experience of taking the test that mat­ was reading Sports Illustrated, and I today. women in society, more women must tered, not the results. was so jealous. How could he sit there Faced with the stress of my first year choose to use their voices to break the I repeated “College is what you make reading that without feeling guilty? of law school and pressure to conform, I silence. of it” 10 times. Didn’t he want to get an A? I wanted It was of no use. He pulled the quizzes to take him outside and explain to him out of his manila envelope and all of my how college works. I wanted to tell him Responses to philosophy went out the window. All that the most important class meeting October U. Poll STUDENT OPINION POLL that really mattered was the grade. was the one in which the professor In October, we asked read­ My knees were so weak I couldn’t even explains his or her grading scale and if ers what should happen to 1-800-662-5511 walk. When my name was called, I a curve will be used. students caught cheating? Most callers said cheaters u answered a faint “here” and reached out Didn’t he understand that if he didn’t should fail the assignment Should residence hall staff have the authority to grab my verdict. get an A, he would be a complete flop at (52%) or fail the course I got a B. Not an A, but a B. on-campus interviews, no graduate (21%). Some callers said to search a student’s dorm room if there is a cheaters should be expelled I fought back tears. Failure. What schools would accept him and worst of (11%) or suspended (7%). reasonable suspicion that the resident pos­ kind of internship would I get now? I all, he couldn’t expect to make more than Almost one of every 10 sesses illegal drugs? Tell us what you think. might as well have dropped out of col­ $15,000 a year? callers (9%) said cheaters lege. I thought of running to the nearest The nerve of some people thinking should not be punished. (See related story on page 3) campus phone and dropping my entire they can do w hat they enjoy. schedule. At least I have my priorities straight. Federal confidentiality policy guards perpetrators By Malissa Lambert Buckley Amendment says "no funds has investigated complaints, there have who they were. ■ The Daily Mississippian shall be made available under any appli­ been no penalties because a "policy or Sometimes the "violations" are not U. of Mississippi cable program to any educational agen­ practice" did not exist. So, it is the uni­ criminal, but are violations of university cy or institution which has a policy or versity who is protecting the students - rules and regulations. The violations Once again, the U. of Mississippi is hid­ practice of permitting the release of edu­ not the law. equate to violations of university "laws." ing behind a cloak of secrecy. cational records ... of students without A couple of years ago it was the But according to the university, students The university's refusal to release the ... written consent..." University Police Department's policy who violate these "laws" are accorded names of students against whom disci­ First, one must question whether the that even students' criminal records secrecy. plinary action was taken recently for a university has a policy or practice of were part of their "school records." A Institutions of higher education and fraternity incident is just the latest in a releasing students' records. Old Miss reporter would be told that a student legislators need to reassess what univer­ long history of refusals to release names certainly does not. Thus the university's was arrested on campus, but no name sity records should be confidential. of students disciplined for univerisity reasoning for nondisclosure is weak­ would be released. That policy has There should be no "right of privacy' violations. ened. changed because the university now restricting access to a person's name il The names of the victims are public Second, Old Miss must not be aware releases the names of students arrested he or she has been judged guilty of vio­ record. The names of the perpetrators that not one university has been denied on campus. lating a university regulation and are not. This allows everyone to know federal funds under this law for the 15 If a student is arrested by the city expelled from the university. the names of the victims, but the univer­ years the law has existed. The police, the names are part of the public And in a situation like this one, a true sity protects the perpetrators. Department of Education only looks into record under state law. So, if criminal benefit could come from publication ol Ole Miss officials are citing a federal instances of "unauthorized disclosure" charges were filed against the students the names and punishments of those law to keep the names secret. The when a complaint is made. And when it involved in the incident, we would know judged guilty - future deterrence. 8 U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Life and Art ■ DECEMBER 1989

LIFESTYLE DECOR MUSIC BOOKS Tattoo you Classic art Rocking Russians Facing adulthood Students discuss their Original Picasso, Goya The Soviet Union’s Gorky Novel examines inner experiences under the and other prints hang at U. Park releases an album in conflicts faced by a recent needle. of California, Berkeley. America. college graduate. P a g e 9 P a g e 9 P a g e 10 P a g e 11 AND S tudents start funky coffeehouse

Column By Steven Ochs ■ The Daily Pennsylvanian Tbp 10 lies U. of Pennsylvania “For me, this place is a sign that the Reagan years may be over,” said tokl by men Associate English Professor Cary Mazer as he sipped on a steaming cup of cap­ By Debra Goldstein puccino. ■ The Daily Orange “This place” is Expresso Bongo, the Syracuse U. newest (and perhaps only) coffeehouse in the U. of Pennsylvania’s vicinity, created Some may see top 10 lists as trite. by five present and former university However, I doubt you’d ever see students. Mazer was one of dozens of anything like this on Letterman. patrons who turned out for the opening Before you read this and call me of what may be Philadelphia’s funkiest a re verse sexist witch, stop for a sec­ foray into the world of espresso. ond and think about it. Guys, most “You’ll have to bear with us, because of you have used at least one of we’ve never really done this before,” said these, and girls, I’m sure you’ve senior Sydney Thornbury, one of the heard more than one. shop’s owners, as she greeted guests at Here are the top 10 lies college REX CURRY, THE SHORTHORN, U. OF TEXAS, ARLINGTON the front door. men tell women: U. of Texas, Arlington senior Marc “Masters” Helfand has studied magic since the age of 9. Thornbury, a Los Angeles native and 1. “I’ll call you.” No, we don’t late-night coffeehouse groupie, said believe that you lost our number Expresso Bongo fulfills her dream of a either. Ever heard of 411? place “just to hang out” in Philadelphia. 2. “Ijust want to see what the score “You can come here and sit forever and is.” A friend of mine used this one He’s a m agic man we don’t care,” she said. the other day and we ended up The decor, which Thornbury describes watching 45 minutes of Cleveland By Lisa Cain Helfand, who although a student also as “just like I had imagined it,” is both football. ■ The Shorthorn performs magic professionally, plans to kitschy and cozy. Bright green walls are 3. “We’re allowed to see other peo­ U. of Texas, Arlington manage and market his blossoming framed with purple and black woodwork, ple.” Beware of the man-with-a- career after graduation in May. and second-hand furniture abounds. girlfriend-who-wants-to date-oth- Marc “Masters” Helfand, a marketing “I want to make a good living doing Thornbury and her four partners — ers-on-the-side syndrome. If you’re senior from Long Island, N.Y., practical­ what I love to do,” he said. “Donald seniors John Ruocco and Natalie allowed to see other people, why do ly lives, breathes, sleeps and eats magic. Trump wouldn’t call it a good living, but Minardi, junior Brett Keyser and recent we have to duck under the car seat “I practice at least an hour every day, as long as I’m working, I’ll be happy.” graduate Glen Berger — had a lot to as we drive past your girlfriend’s but I’m constantly thinking about it,” he Helfand’s main goal is to be a working overcome. They first charmed the local apartm ent? said. magician without having to rely on a side zoning board into granting approval for 4. “No, my mom really does like The 22-year-old transplanted Texan business. the cafe, and then transformed a used you.” When you have to assure a has been studying magic since he was 9 His act consists of a nine-and-a-half clothing shop into a scene reminiscent of woman of that, there’s a problem. years old. It all started with a plastic minute routine that revolves around a a Jack Kerouac novel. If your mom liked me so much, how magic hat from Toys R Us, and he was picture on an easel. He creates a James “John, Sydney, Glen and Brett were all come she chased me around the liv­ hooked. See MAGIC MAN, Page 11 See COFFEEHOUSE, Page 9 ing room with a knitting needle last time I was there? 5. “I hate shopping.” Yeah, sure you do. Everyone hates acquiring ‘Rocky Horror:’ something new, right? 6. “You’re not th at fat.” This goes hand in hand with “Your hair doesn’t look that bad.” rice, elbow sex Maybe if you said those things By Jeanie Taft without smirking, we would ■ The Technician believe you. North Carolina State U. 7. “Iju s t passed out on her floor.” Of course you did. Why would you Bring plenty of rice, at least two rolls want to crawl into bed with a of toilet paper, a newspaper, and don’t Marilyn Monroe look-alike when forget your raincoat. you can sleep on the linty carpet? Many of you may already know what 8. “The girl your roommate saw event requires these items. But for those me having lunch with? Oh, she’s few innocents still left, these are some from my class; we were working on of the accessories you need for the infa­ a group project.” mous “Rocky Horror Picture Show.” 9. “I’m really shy.” In other words, This cult film classic is most often seen I don’t really like talking to you. at midnight shows, when the atmo­ 10. “It was mutual.” Ever notice sphere is already a bit skewed. It pops that men never admit they were up for runs around the country, usually MICHAEL RUSSELL, THE TECHNICIAN. NORTH CAROLINA STATE U. dumped? at repertory film houses. And wherever See HORROR, Page 9 Fans react at a showing of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” at the Rialto Theatre in Raleigh. DECEMBER 1989 ■ Life and Art U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 9 College students enter the world of tattoos By Billy Berkenbile But David Adams, a Bennett cafeteria ■ The Daily O’Collegian night cook, was tattooed in Stillwater Oklahoma State U. without experiencing jail or seedy par­ lors. “A friend did mine,” he said. “But I No, they weren’t drunk. wouldn’t advise anyone to get one unless Yes, it hurt. A little. it’s professionally done.” And yes, damn it, it’s real. The closest professionals are in Texas Above are the responses to the most and Kansas, but no matter where the commonly asked tattoo questions. Don’t tattoo is done, the experience seems to ever ask a tattooed person those ques­ be about the same. tions. Especially the last one. “I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt,” said “It’s so infuriating,” said Dee Dee senior Joel Lynch. “It wasn’t unbearable. Parker, Oklahoma State U. senior. “Is it But the guy right before me passed out, real? "No, I draw it on every morning.”’ so it was like, ‘Ohhh, I don’t know.’ It just At the beginning of her search for the felt like a lot of little pin pricks, though.” perfect parlor, Parker came across some Adams felt more than pins. shops straight out of a Hell’s Angels text­ “It’s like someone chewing on your arm book. “There were some really frighten­ for three hours,” he said. “It bled bad.” ing ones,” she said. “They smelled like OSU football player Mike Aboussie urine.” She also found a discount “Buy said the time spent in pain is definitely one get one free” parlor. worth the gain. But the parlor in Houston where “Girls like it,” he said of his Mickey Parker had her tattoo “done” shatters Mouse. “It’s kinda a come-on type deal. part of The Great American Tattoo It helps strike a conversation. Girls go Myth. (in high voice), ‘Oh! Where’d you get “It was as clean as a hospital,” she said. that? I love it!’ ” “It was strange. He sprayed all this junk Aboussie said his tattoo also serves as on my leg and everything was in alcohol. a permanent spring wardrobe addition. He had (surgical) gloves on and every “In the winter you can put on a short needle was brand new. I saw him take it sleeve or long sleeve,” he said, “and out of the package. nobody ever notices it. When spring “The people here are surprised. They comes along, you can just throw on that think you probably had to go to this real­ tank top and it’s like it’s brand new ly seedy place with towels with blood all again. Everybody starts asking you over them.” questions again.” Chances are good the only parlors that Lynch said strange looks blossom exist in Oklahoma are the really seedy when the seasons change. ones. In 1963, the state declared tattoo­ “When it warms up,” he said, “you start ing a misdemeanor punishable by a $500 wearing shorts and people are like, ‘Wow! ANTONIO HANSEN, THE DAILY O’COLLEGIAN, OKLAHOMA STATE U. fine or 90 days in jail. He’s different than I thought he was.’” Oklahoma St. U. student Dee Dee Parker displays her tattoo. Coffeehouse Continued from page 8 Classic paintings adorn dormitory walls in my class last fall when I was new at By Eric Smith narily have. art, but I wasn’t aware it was by such Penn,” said Assistant English Professor ■ The Daily Californian “They can see the difference between major artists,” said history of art Chair Lynda Hart. “We talked quite a bit about U. of California, Berkeley a poster and a real work of art.” Andrew Stuart. the lack of a place here to test out a new While posters are typically made Warren said he believes the collection play, have a poetry reading or just hang Signed, original prints of work by such through photographic means, Warren is the only service of its kind in the Bay out.” artists as Picasso, Rembrandt, Goya and explained, these prints are etchings, Area and “probably very unique” among The five partners, who started reno­ Chagall are gracing the walls of U. of lithographs, engravings or silkscreens major universities. vating the space in August, were able to California, Berkeley students’ apart­ usually produced in limited runs super­ The collection was started in 1958 get all of the furnishings at thrift shops. ments and dormitory rooms this vised by the artists. through a grant by the Columbia The major expenses were for a new cap­ semester. Students pay a $3 service fee to borrow Foundation. The collection at that time puccino machine and electrical work. Students, faculty and staff were given prints, which range in value from $500 numbered 158 prints; it now contains Back in the second room, dubbed the the opportunity to borrow prints from to $1,500, Warren said. almost 2,000. “Leopard Lounge” for its striped chair the university’s library at the beginning Borrowers must sign an agreement Journalism professor David Littlejohn coverings, George Pavlinsky, a recent of the semester. The program is a revival accepting responsibility for the print. was a UC Berkeley undergraduate from graduate from Rider College, smiled as of one that has existed at Berkeley in Many students expressed surprise that 1955 through 1959 and was one of the he listened to Harry Belafonte singing past years. they could borrow the work of such artists. first to borrow from the collection. “Day-O” on the vintage hi-fi set. ‘It’s a good service for students,” said “My cat hangs on the drapes, so I can’t Littlejohn said he remembers that the “The place is just dripping with atmo­ Alex Warren, head of the university imagine what she would do to fine art,” two original prints he and his roommate sphere,” Pavlinsky said. “It’s definitely library that provides the prints. “It gives sophomore Maya Emshwiller said. put up “really did impress our friends.” something to see if you are bored with students and faculty a chance to hang Faculty members were also surprised. “The only way you could get what you the local scene.” something on a wall they wouldn’t ordi- “I knew you could check out works of wanted was to get there early,” he said. Out on the back patio, seniors Joe Nelson and Doug Lieberman huddled down and they just happen to be near a “elbow sex, elbow sex, elbow sex.” Also, over a candle. Horror castle, where they go to use the phone. at designated times both toilet paper and “It’s really jumpy in there,” Continued from page 8 The fun really starts when the two rice are thrown throughout the theater. Lieberman said, referring to the three meet up with the sweet transvestite from If all of this isn’t weird enough, there rooms inside. “But out here it’s really it shows up, its cult worshippers come transexual Transylvania, Frank N. is always the infamous “Time Warp” nice and peaceful." out of the woodwork. Furter (Tim Curry), who makes a better- dance. The cafe is currently staffed by the five Be forewarned, “Rocky Horror” is not looking woman than man. What ensues At a designated point in the movie owners, who can’t yet afford to hire help. for the weak of heart, and you will get is a lot of kinky sex and singing. everyone files up to the front, and even Hours are 2 p.m. to 2 a.m. on weekdays wet. W hat makes the show, however, is the the extremely self-conscious find them­ and 2 p.m. to 4 a.m. on weekends. Prior to screenings, restrooms are camaraderie, the atmosphere, and the selves gyrating their hips to the bizarre At any rate, Thornbury said, the filled with fans getting ready to perform chances to yell obscenities at a movie tune. team’s motive is really just to break the movie on stage in front of the screen. screen without getting in trouble. There is some danger to all this. For even. More important than financial The plot involves a couple (Susan Usually, the louder and more obnoxious instance, you could get hit on the head success, Thornbury said, will be the Sarandon and Barry Bostwick) who are you are, the better. However, there is a with an entire roll of toilet paper, or you reward if Expresso Bongo turns into a traveling down a road on a dark and certain organization within the chaos. could get soaking wet. Or worse, you cultural meeting place for both the uni­ stormy night (yes, it really was dark and For instance, every time the maid and could really enjoy yourself and become versity and the community. stormy). Their car just happens to break butler get together, people begin to chant one of the regulars. 10 U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Life and Art ■ DECEMBER 1989 Drummer Wine, cheese, mixes blues, high fashion — u s c and rock music? college classes By Elisabeth Vincentelli ■ The Daily Targum By Brian J. Shults Rutgers U. ■ The Shorthorn U. of Texas, Arlington Let’s face it, France has never spelled R-O-C-K for Americans. It’s the country Chris Hunter beat his drums, but he of wine and cheese, the kingdom of per­ loathed what he heard. Frustrated, he manently dressed-up fashion victims threw his sticks across the playroom and obscure post-modernist philoso­ and pounded the tom-toms until reach­ phers. ing exhaustion. But have you ever heard of any French That was 11 years ago. Hunter was 8. rock bands? “I would hear in my mind what I want­ Any visitor to Paris has for years been ed to play, and I would hear what I was able to hear a curious mix of wimpy con­ playing, and I hated it,” he said. tinental pop (called la variete by the Now, after a decade of practice, the 19- locals) and international mega-stars year-old business sophomore is a pro­ such as Dire Straits, the Cure or fessional drummer with the blues band Madonna. But there is also now a cre­ Cold Blue Steel. ative, diverse and healthy alternative Learning percussion principles from French music scene, thriving despite the a veteran performer helped Hunter absence of college radio. overcome his impatience. Several groups are now on U.S. record Blues drummer Doyle Bramhall, who labels, including the electronic-oriented was dating Chris’ mother, taught him Trisomie 21 (on the Wax Trax label) and drum beats, holding the boy’s small the exuberant Gallic outfit Les negress- hands over the drumsticks during es vertes (soon to be released by Sire over lessons. here). From the anarcho-punk spirit “Doyle would leave for a week, and exemplified by the incredibly popular then he’d come back. By then, I’d have Beruriers Noirs to the steamy dance the drum beat down,” Hunter said. music played by Kassav izouk, the party This zeal to learn impressed his men­ COURTESY POLYGRAM RECORDS music from the French West Indies), the tor. French are now succeeding in carving a “When I started playing the drums, I Gorky Park, the first Soviet band to release an album in America. niche on the European scene. wanted to learn as much as I could as Even the old school of variete is getting fast as I could,” Bramhall remembers. better and better, with people as “Chris had that same desire.” Uruguayan-born Elli Medeiros and her “I was always going to nightclubs From Russia with rock tropical funk, or even the Velvet watching Doyle play,” Hunter said. “My By Wendy Greene Founding members Alexei Belov and Underground-influenced Etienne Daho. goal was to be just like him.” ■ Columbia Spectator Nikolai, while in a pre-Gorky Park group The French still can’t play straight Barbara Logan, Hunter’s mother, Columbia U. called Moscow, were forbidden to play “rock,” but they have become pretty good said that when he began playing, music rock ’n’ roll by the Soviet government. at perverting it, and even more impor­ had little to do with his new hobby. Rock ’n’ roll doesn’t need repressive Officials said the “look” of rock was not tant, they are finally writing decent “The first time Chris sat behind the authority to be great: the illusion serves acceptable because it made kids go crazy lyrics in their native tongue on a beat drums, he just started banging on as well as the real thing. Sure, young Jon and created an uncontrolled environ­ faster than “My Way” (penned by a them,” she said. Bon Jovi may have hated his parents on ment. The two, nevertheless, continued Frenchman, incidently). Logan noticed her daughter could occasion, or may have done a few rebel­ to play clubs and arrange music for other Les Satellites are part of the Bondage work with the drums better than Chris lious things like cutting classes or defac­ bands. roster and produce a joyous, humorous, could. “His sister was really trying to ing desktops. But he also was probably One of the groups they collaborated somewhat anarchic brand of rhythm ’n’ carry a beat and hear the different considered a pretty well-adjusted kid, with was led by Stas Namin, now Gorky blues, something you wouldn’t expect sounds. Chris was just banging on with all the standard choirboy frustra­ Park’s manager. Namin’s group, the French to tackle. Showing a cartoon­ them,” Logan said. “But she lost inter­ tions. Flowers, sold more than 12 million sin­ ing sense of humor, they even make fun est.” Soviet band Gorky Park, in their self­ gles in Russia before the government of “les americains:” “Their houses are Chris never did. If he ever had, Cold titled debut album, took Bon Jovi as a cracked down. bigger/they’re more comfortable/their Blue Steel might not have a permanent role model. However, Gorky Park, the The trio later founded Gorky Park, ice-creams are bigger/therefore people drummer today. first Soviet band to release an album in and in addition to selling millions of are happier.” Hunter offered to help the band one America, is authentically rebellious. See GORKY PARK, Page 11 See FRENCH ROCK, Page 11 weekend when Bramhall, who had been filling in with Cold Blue Steel, was busy female dance artists like Jody Watley, with his own group. SOUNDBITES “We said, ‘Hey, Chris, can you hold Paula Abdul and Sheena Easton, con­ down the gig?’ and he said, ‘Yeah, sure,”’ tinues to grow with this album. bass player Tony Dukes said. Red Hot Chili Peppers Although Rhythm Nation 1814 fails to Then school work was another gig that fully realize its conceptual and musical had to be held down. Mother’s Milk aims, it is Jackson’s best effort. “I never looked at drumming as tak­ This latest collection of punk-funk Producers Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis ing away from anything. If anything, it from Los Angeles’ Chili Peppers return to provide grooves that are more enhances my school work,” Hunter said. finds is a step backward. “Magic expansive and developed than those on “I know the music business isn’t some­ Johnson,” for instance, is a grating Control, most songs run past five min­ thing I would want to always have to earache of a rap which glorifies the utes and are full of pulsating bass lines rely on.” L.A. Lakers. Certainly a talented and churning drums. Lyrically, He said a business degree would be group, the Peppers have once again Jackson displays a social conscience, ideal for a musician and help him with failed to match the jagged grooves of discussing issues like drugs, crime, negotiations. their first record, still their finest family deterioration and education. But pursuing the degree and a musi­ work. ■ Bill White, The E m ory “The Knowledge” says it plainly: “We cal career at the same time has meant Wheel, Emory U. are in a race between education and some sacrificing of sleep. catastrophe.” Only her thin voice, Hunter’s mother noted, “It can’t be which frequently lacks conviction, Janet Jackson holds things down. Nevertheless, a easy having an 8 a.m. class after being COURTESY AIM RECORDS out until 3 in the morning. He has Rythmn Nation 1814 great record. ■ Craig Hausman, The amazed me in his judgment and ability Janet Jackson, the prototype for Daily Trojan, U. of Southern California Janet Jackson to take care of himself.” DECEMBER 1989 ■ Life and Art U , THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 11 ‘Bicycle Days’ chronicles passage into adulthood By Eric K. Gabrielle an investment banker. As he completed Schwartz’s novel is in the category of “Bicycle Days” is delightful and fulfill­ ■ Independent Florida Alligator a summer internship in Japan, he recon­ bildungsroman ; it’s an examination of ing both as an exercise in character U. of Florida sidered. the personal and psychological growth of development and as a vision of contem­ On the advice of friends, he submitted the protagonist. Alec’s experiences are porary Japan. The vivid and brief chap­ John Burnham Schwartz, 24, has qui­ “Bicycle Days” to a publisher. The result chronicled in a series of vignettes that ters motivate the reader to continue and etly but forcefully appeared on the liter­ is an impressive and highly enjoyable portray the life and times of a young man eventually make you regret nearing the ary scene with his first novel, “Bicycle glimpse into the life of Alec Stern, a coming to terms with himself and his end of the book. The range of Alec’s Days.” Schwartz graduated from young Yale graduate working in the surroundings. The book also illustrates unusual experiences are compelling and Harvard in 1987, specializing in East Tokyo office of an American computer the conflicts that arise when this process evoke interest in where he, and Asian studies while intending to become company. occurs in an unfamiliar society. Schwartz, will be going next.

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Box 4678, Blair, NE 68009. © 1989 Memtek Products Memorex is a trademark and servicemark of Memorex Corporation licensed to Memtek Products. cians in every city.” SPECIAL REP Contribute # V Students help selec a school-wide priority,” she said. “He’s defi­ order to protect th nitely living up to his campaign promises.” cy has been knowi W hen Louisiana State U. student ty, and other mem Suzette Kuhlow volunteered to Student input munity hungry f serve on the committee to select her school’s many student re \ new chancellor, her expectations were mod­ Like Kuhlow, many students found that the wisdom of kee; !■ est. Perhaps she would have some influence. they were listened to by other committee secret. Perhaps she would learn something. members. “I don’t know if it’s some kind of rit­ “The prevailir THE NATIONAL COLLEGE Eight months later, Kuhlow found herself ual or what, but they always ask the student argument for seer NEWSPAPER leading finalists for the LSU chancellorship for questions and input,” said Michael Hull, cy is there’s a lot on tours of the campus, giving them their only a Southern Illinois U., Carbondale student media attention d view of the school in its spontaneous, unpack­ goverment leader who served on a committee searches,” note aged form. During this critical stage of the that chose a new vice president for academic Bliss McCracken, R eport by search, a student ran the show. and budgetary affairs. Throughout most of U. of New Mexic “Serving on the the process, Hull said, he felt thoroughly student serving o Charles A. Hahn committee was def­ involved and free to ask questions of candi­ her school’s pres initely one of the dates. dential search con U. E ditor best experiences Hull chose to focus on issues he felt mittee. “Anytim I’ve had,” Kuhlow addressed the broad needs of the student the press reveal said. “The universi­ body. “I asked questions along the lines of that this person c ty was trusting me ‘Why do you w ant this job?’ and left the more that person is a car with influencing technical questions to the faculty and admin­ didate, their cur these people’s deci­ istrators.” re n t job could b his is the first of several special sions.” Sue Blodgett, a graduate student in enty- jeopardized. Alsi reports about student issues and concerns Kuhlow is one of mology at Kansas State U. who served on a publicity can alio1 scheduled to appear in U. The National many students committee seeking a new vice president for the search to b nationwide who research, focused on questions of recruitment politicized.” College Newspaper this academic year. help their schools Serving on the and student needs. “We were looking at m ak­ After the field hr The reports will be written or directed by select new officials. committee was one ing Kansas State more grad-student friend­ been pared down, U.'s editors on fellowship, with contributions Student repre­ of the best experi­ ly,” Blodgett said. “I asked candidates ally presented to from members of the American Collegiate sentation on admin­ ences I’ve had.” questions about student stipends, day care, Students and oth< Network. istrative search —Suzette Kuhlow, health insurance, and the flexbility of univer­ tunity to meet car committees, which sity rules and policies for students with spe­ Committee men This report about students’ involvement Louisiana State U. became widespread cial needs.” and a sense of co in the administrative search process exam­ during the 1960s, is Like many other students interviewed for times transcends ines a key facet of student governance. It viewed by student leaders and administrators this report, Blodgett characterized her input stituencies. investigates how much input students have alike as a vital aspect of student governance. as “equal” to that of other committee mem­ “It’s alm ost surj in the selection of officials at their colleges However, while universities acknowledge bers. “The committee members were repre­ student-faculty d, and universitities and whether they do their the need to involve students, some students senting different concerns and constituen­ seen,” says U. of question whether their input is as significant cies, and I felt like I was able to effectively Phillips Shively. part when given input. as officials assert. represent the concerns of students.” “Faculty and stv In February, U. will publish a special report Also, many administrators and student together to make about job and career opportunities for grad­ leaders agree that despite the importance of The search process cess, and the stv uating seniors in various job markets. searches, students often fail to show enough energy and perspi interest. Those willing to commit the time Search commit­ required by a search are scarce, and members tees are widely Sor of the student body frequently show little used at colleges and interest in searches or the activities of their universities to Not all students Design by own representatives. select admnistra- Som e a rg u e th< tive officers. While searches are too s< Jacki Hampton The LSU chancellor search the structure and and that the few s U. Editor composition of com­ mittees are produ In the case of Kuhlow, her involvement or mittees vary wide­ Four high-level influence could not have been much greater. ly, the typical the U. of Wisconsi Nor, in the case of a chancellor search, could search body con­ year. According t Photos by the stakes have been higher. tains 10 to 20 mem­ pus news editor f Tommy Comeaux The search lasted eight months, finally bers and represents ^ felt like I was The Daily Cardii ending this past spring with the selection of a variety of con­ able to effectively the vacancies as a Louisiana State U. William “Bud” Davis. Kuhlow was the lone stituencies, such as represent the con­ “This was seen as Brad C am p student on the committee, which represented faculty, staff, cerns of students.” m ight come along various university constituencies, including administrators and some felt th at the K ansas State U. —Sue Blodgett, faculty and administration. alumni. said. Kansas State U. Lori Wasselchuk After months of screening resumes, the After a position Although there U. of M innesota committee brought finalists to campus for has been adver­ on the search com interviews. Kuhlow found herself immersed tised, a committee reviews applications and ers asserted thi Eric O’Connell in an increasingly intense process. selects candidates to be interviewed. While According to Megl th e W isconsin f New M exico State U. Some meetings lasted a full eight hours, decisions can be made by vote, typically a and the committee occasionally met on committee will seek a consensus through dia­ WSA’s call for new Saturday. logue. Often, two or more candidates are rec­ adm inistration d The choice of Davis left Kuhlow satisfied ommended and the final hiring decision is left and they rarely c with both the final decision and her experi­ to the chief officer of the administrative area dent’s voice on a c ence on the committee. in question. weighed.” “He’s working with students, and he’s mak­ While resumes are reviewed, no informa­ However, Mary ing one of the issues I brought up, child care, tion about specific candidates is divulged in at the U. of Wiser RT — DECEMBER 1989 g to the process t university adm

ir current jobs. This secre- student input and noted that the WSA has more than one student serves, he said. “If you tions are legitimate. Most search committees to agitate students, facul- control over which students serve on commit­ have one student, it’s like being the token meet at least an hour a week initially and )ers of the university com- tees. “Every constituency, including stu­ minority. It’s so much better to have two or then more frequently during a search’s latter r information. However, dents, ought to have a say in the affairs of the more.” stages, and to find students willing to take on resentatives understand university,” she said.’ At the U. of New such a committment is not easy. ng candidates’ indentities Paul Mickley, a student at Central Mexico, student The situation at New Mexico State U. is Michigan U., served on the committee which leaders have sought symbolic of problems nationwide. “A lot of chose anew vice president for university rela­ unsuccessfully to people in the student government are anx­ tions. Mickley expressed some skepticism provide for multiple ious to volunteer, but you want to find a bal­ about how much input he had despite calling students on the uni­ ance between the people who are overextend­ the search “a good experience.” versity’s presiden­ ed and the people who haven’t volunteered as “The people in charge listened and took my tial search commit­ much before,” said student government Vice views into account, but whether they did tee. “I feel that one President Mike Antiporda. much with it I don’t know,” Mickley said. student can’t repre­ “We couldn’t possibly find a student for The committee ultimately selected Russell sent the broad every single position that opens up, but for Herron, a candidate from within the univer­ interests of the stu­ the larger positions, we try to." sity. d e n t body,” said ^Tiere is not as At Southern Illinois U., students serve on Even where students do get meaningful Marc Montoya, edi­ much student virtually every search committee formed. As representation, the impact they have can tor of the universi­ involvement and a result, said student body President Tim X participation as I vary. At the U. Minnesota, for example, a stu­ ty’s student news­ Hildebrand, it is difficult to find enough stu­ ^le (President) is dent consultative committee found its choice paper. “It was would lik e...” dents to serve. interested in allow­ for vice president of academic affairs over­ brought up by stu­ —Mary K. Rouse “It seems like there are about 3,000 search­ ing more student looked by the administration. dent leaders that Dean of Students, es every year,” he said. input.” “I was disappointed, but I understood that one isn’t enough, U. of Wisconsin The problem is often underscored by mini­ —Eric Huang, the vice president had to have the support of but that was mal attendance at the public candidate the faculty and deans,” said Eric Huang, brushed aside.” forums which occur toward the end of search­ U. of Minnesota chairman of the eight-member student com­ Another advantage of multiple representa­ es. According to Herron, “not many students mittee charged with providing a student rec­ tion, Marchesy said, is that it allows students showed up” at his public address during the a slate of candidates is usu- ommendation. to feel more comfortable amidst faculty and vice presdent for university relations search the university community. Despite the disappointment, Huang char­ administrators. Kuhlow, although warmly at Central Michigan U. ?rs are afforded the oppor- acterized the amount of student input as ade­ welcomed by the chancellor committee, felt “For a lot of students, administration is not ididates at public forums, quate. “I’m happy with the president’s intimidated at first. “The first day I walked foremost in their minds. They have a lot of ibers often develop rapport response to our in I was terrified because there were a lot of other things tugging at their time, social con­ mmon purpose that some- request for student high-caliber people on the committee,” she cerns, academic concerns, etc.,” Herron said. the interests of their con- involvem ent. H e’s said. Wisconsin Dean of Students Rouse said stu­ interested in allow­ dent apathy at colleges and universities mir­ rrising how rare it is to get ing more student When should students serve? rors that in the general society. “There is not vision based on what I’ve input.” as much student involvement and participa­ Minnesota Professor W. Although the AAHE handbook recom­ tion as I would like, and I could generalize How m any mends one or more students on all search the same thing with the American popula­ ident members often work stu d en ts? committees, Marchesy says there is debate at tion,” she said. a contribution to the pro- colleges and universities over what positions Others argue that concerns about apathy ident members often add Whether there is most require student input. “Everyone would have been blown out of proportion. “For the ctive.” a nationwide trend agree that there should be students on a longest time I’ve been hearing complaints toward more stu­ search committee for the dean of students. about student apathy,” said the U. of New ie cite problems dent input is diffi­ . you want to find Should there also be students on a search for Mexico’s McCracken. “But I’ve found that cult to estimate. a balance between the director of the computer center? Well, people are willing to participate if they know paint such a rosy picture. “Almost 15 years the people who are maybe.” what’s going on. ^ university personnel ago, it was difficult overextended and the At Central Michigan U., according to Vice Once people learn jCretive for adequate input, for universities to people who haven’t President for University Relations Russell more about a tudents who serve on com­ not have students volunteered.” Herron, “There are some committees that are search, they’re ets of university tokenism, on committees. much more visible to students. Our students more interested.” —Mike Antiporda, ^officials were selected at Students were have varying degrees of input depending on This controversy i, Madison, during the past active and they had New Mexico State U. what the position is.” may have caused a Jane Christiansen, earn­ an agenda,” said The number of students and the process by some student rep­ er the student newspaper, Ted Marchesy, vice president of the American which they are chosen is sometimes deter­ resentatives to be ml, some students viewed Association for Higher Education. “Today, it mined by university-wide policy, although in held to unreason­ chance to shake things up. is politically possible to have no students on other cases practices may vary from college able standards of a chance to diversify which a committee.” to college or department to department. participation. once in a generation, and AAHE produces “The Search Committee An example is Indiana’s Ball State U., Faculty members university fell short,” she Handbook,” a guide provided to colleges and according to student government adviser who are quiet on h^or a lot of stu­ universities. The handbook recommends James Marine. “The decision to put a student committees are not dents, administra­ was student representation having one or more students on as many on a search committee is typically made by immediately tion is not foremost jnittees, some student lead- search committees as possible. This has the ranking officer in a particular area,” he labelled as apathet­ in their minds.” s made little difference, many benefits, Marchesy said, including pos­ said. ic or unintereseted, —Russell Herron, nan Henson, co-president of sibly legitimizing a search in the eyes of the AAHE’s Marchesy VP, Univ. Relations Student Association, the student body. The question of apathy notes. Central Michigan U. blood went unheeded. “The “We don’t have a flat-out rule, but to me “I’ve seen stu­ idn’t listen to us this time there should be a presupposition that there One question continually raised by skeptics dents not doing o,” Henson said. “One stu- should be students on committees, partly is that of student apathy toward the search anything next to faculty members not doing ommittee can be easily out- because it makes the committees more effec­ process. Are significant numbers of students anything, and then afterward you hear, ‘So tive and partly because it’s a learning expe­ really interested in serving? And does the stu­ we have students on committees, and they K. Rouse, dean of students rience for the students.” dent body at large really care? don’t do anything.’ ” msin, defended the level of Student input is often more effective when Many student leaders concede such ques­ See SPECIAL REPORT, Page 22 14 U . 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CRIME BUSINESS ENTREPRENEUR Conned Learning about competitors Book on bucks Man rooks students out of Business majors are studying Japanese to understand ‘Spare Time Cash’ gives i more than $3,000 in phony their foreign competitors and to get an edge over other ideas to help students start apartment scam. American business students. their own businesses. P a g e 15 P a g e 15 P a g e 17 From homeless shelter to Stanford dorm room By Janine De Fao ■ The Stanford Daily Stanford U.

“I don’t want all this attention that I’m getting. It doesn’t COLUMN seem like I deserve it. I just want to be an ordinary Stanford 9% student.” Stanford U. freshman Lupe Vasquez considered her child­ A greem en t hood dreams exaggerated. She used to wish that she had a house like her classmates, or new clothes. Now, she has more offers jobs, than she ever imagined. Vasquez, who until fall semester was homeless, has not only opportunities found a home at Stanford, but has received national media attention in the process, including being named ABC’s “Person By Carole Wiedmayer of the Week” on “World News Tonight.” ■ The Western Front Vasquez is one of the few students in the country to attend Western Washington U. a major university after being homeless. Born in Mexico, she lived in a homeless shelter in Oxnard, Graduating students will be Calif., near Los Angeles, before she moved into her freshman among the first to face both the dorm. Her family moved to the shelter a year ago after being opportunities and the challenges evicted from their small apartment when they could not pay presented by the Canada-U.S. Free the rent. Trade Agreement. At the shelter, Vasquez, her mother, stepfather and four sib­ The landmark agreement lings shared one room containing beds and a table. Though between the two countries, while her parents spoke no English, Vasquez learned the language C H R IS E IS E N B E R G , TH E STA N FO R D DAILY, STA NFO R D U. hotly debated in Canada, seems of See STANFORD, Page 17 Freshman Lupe Vasquez was homeless until fall semseter 1989. only passing interest to many Americans. Perhaps this is because the United States doesn’t think it has Law students give time, research to prisoners as much at stake as Canada. We’re By Connie Stambush to see if she can help. Greene provides legal advice to the 10 times their size in terms of gross ■ Indiana Daily Student The woman is not a lawyer. She is one interns and decides which cases to take. - national product. Three-quarters Indiana U. of about 20 Indiana U. law students who She also appoints a student director each of Canada’s exports come here, volunteer time to an organization called year who handles administrative mat­ while we sell them only one-quar­ On one side of a small table sits a man the Inmate Legal Assistance Clinic. ters. ter of our exports. in his late 30s. It is obvious from his mus­ I LAC provides legal advice to inmates About 20 students, mostly second-year Viewed in these terms, it seems cles that he works to maintain his at the Federal Penitentiary in Terre law students, research the inmate’s they have more to gain than we do physique. But then, he has little else to Haute. Twice a month, about 10 interns problems and obtain court records the in terms of untapped markets. do. and supervising attorney Betsy Greene prisoners may not have access to. But think again: 70 percent of all He speaks in a soft, polite tone to the travel to the prison to interview inmates Students meet weekly to discuss the United States and Canadian jobs young woman across from him. He has who have written for help. Notices post­ cases. are in the service sector, and the a problem concerning his prison sen­ ed throughout the prison tell inmates I LAC interns also handle problems FTA allows many kinds of service tence and needs advice. She listens as he about the program. prisoners may experience after they are businesses to engage in free trade. tells his story. The students listen to prisoners’ ques­ imprisoned in Indiana, Greene said. It is now possible to apply for The young woman doesn’t give advice tions and then discuss the cases with Many prisoners, arrested and tried in Canadian professional and busi­ at this time, even though he seeks it dili­ Greene, a full-time associate with the other states, were moved to Indiana ness licenses and open offices in gently. She promises to do legal research Bloomington law firm of Nunn & Kelley. See LAW, Page 15 Canada. No longer needed is the tennis racket or set of golf clubs to justify crossing the border. Canadian Trade Commissioner Peter Fraser, in an April 11 article Expert predicts decline in living standard in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, made some recommendations. Blames drop in number of engineering, science graduates ■ See what Canada offers, cross By Max Evans problem. in the area of faculty. We are now, the border, or at least pick up some ■ University Daily Kansan “I don’t see a problem in foreign stu­ more than ever, dependent on foreign Canadian publications to get a feel U. of Kansas dents getting degrees. But, we’re sim­ human resources,” Hill said. for the business climate. ply not going to have all the folks we In the early ’80s, Hill said, interest ■ Start networking by going to The number of degrees awarded to need to develop new products and pro­ in engineering “grew like crazy,” but their conferences and contacting U.S. citizens and permanent resi­ cesses, the people who will do the truly has declined over the last few years. professional organizations. dents in engineering and other sci­ path-breaking work.” He added that the number of degrees ■ Help promote information- ences, particularly at the graduate He added th at the United States will in physical science, computer science sharing about the agreement. level, is down across the country, and have to import that knowledge in addi­ and mathematics also have dropped. ■ Read the FTA. it may cause a decline in the U.S. stan­ tion to products and that the country Tom Mulinazzi, associate dean of While the agreement represents dard of living in the next 15-20 years, would have less export profits with engineering at the U. of Kansas, said an opportunity to expand business according to one national expert. which to pay the burgeoning U.S. inter­ that undergraduate engineering north of the border, it also will bring Christopher Hill, senior specialist national debt. enrollment was down more than 9 increased competition, which is not in science and technology at the “We’ve got to make things and sell percent from last year. He said that a bad thing unless we fail to recog­ Congressional Research Service of the them,” he said. “We owe some $6 or $7 many students perceive engineering nize the emerging need to compete Library of Congress, said that in gen­ billion to someone overseas, and we at as too difficult, leading them to with our neighbor to the north. eral having foreign students is a good least have to pay back the interest.” pusue other fields of study. A little knowledge now could pay thing and shows one of America’s “Right now, we import more engi­ “Business is perceived as making off for graduates. strengths, but indicates a domestic neers than we do cars — particularly See SCIENCE, Page 17 DECEMBER 1989 ■ Dollars and Sense U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 15 Man cons $3,000 from students in apartment scam By Jeff Rubin rent and a security deposit. Apparently Hubert was the Police, who would not return phone calls. Hurley said ■ Daily Free Press only person involved in the scheme. “I met him at the she did not know if there were any suspects. Boston U. apartment and saw it,” Corsi said. “I never thought to An advertisement for the apartment was printed in check his identification or thought to check his office.” a July issue of the Boston Globe, Corsi said, adding At least three Boston U. students fell victim to an The scam was uncovered on Aug. 15, when two School that he called the phone number listed in the ad and alleged con man who posed as a landlord and then dis­ reached the answering service.An appointment then appeared with more than $3,000 of their apartment I just thought it was a hell of a deal and a was made with Hubert, he said. deposit money, a BU official revealed in September. nice place.... I never thought to check his Corsi was shown a modem, spacious apartment on The man called his company “Beacon Realty” and identification, or thought to check his two occasions at the end of July, he said. Hubert told him used an answering service for all correspondence, BU office.” the monthly rent would be $850 a month, Corsi said. Director of Orientation and Off-Campus Services — Dennis Corsi, “I just thought it was a hell of a deal and a nice place,” Maureen L. Hurley said. Boston U. student Corsi said. He proceeded to pay the landlord imposter Calling himself Steven Hubert, the man said the $1,275 for deposit at the end of July and did not hear business was run by himself and his brother Kevin and of Law students went to pick up keys to the apartment from him for two weeks, he said. owned by his father, Kevin Sr., said College of and were told by the answering service that the account When the second week in August came with no ' Engineering student Dennis Corsi. for the realty agent had been closed, Hurley said. word from the alleged realty agent, Corsi notified the Cor si gave the man $1,275 in first and last month’s The case is now under investigation with the Boston police.

Japanese language enrollment doubles YOU GET A LOT MORE THAN MONEY By Amy Barnes ■ The Evergreen FOR COLLEGE SERVING PART-TIME IN Washington State U. THE ARMY RESERVE. Washington State U. students are fol­ lowing an international trend by Joining the Army Reserve is one of the smartest tackling a tough job and doing it well. A nd service with enrolling in Japanese language courses. ways to help pay your way through college. In fact, you the Army Reserve can help you develop the maturity and According to a national survey by the can earn over $18,000 through the Montgomery GI Bill self-discipline it takes to succeed in college and in life. Modern Language Association of and your Reserve pay during a standard enlistment. And, You also get the satisfaction of knowing you’re America, enrollment in Japanese cours­ if you have or obtain a federally insured student loan, you helping to keep America strong. es has more than doubled since 1987. may qualify for a government program that will help Besides completing Basic and Advanced “At WSU, enrollment in Japanese repay up to $20,000 of it for you. Individual Training, you’ll usually serve just one classes has increased phenomenally,” But you get a lot more than just money in the Anny weekend a month in a nearby Army Reserve unit, plus said Aloysius Chang, professor in the Reserve. You get hands on training in one of over 250 skills... two weeks of Annual Training. Find out more. See your department of foreign languages and skills like modem health care techniques, engineering, Army Reserve recruiter be ALLYOU CAN BE' literatures. foreign languages, criminology and many others. In 1972, only 30 students were study­ You get the pride and confidence that come with a r m y ® 0 -V S A - ARMY RESERVE ing Japanese at WSU. But since 1985, the department has been overwhelmed by interest in the classes, Chang said. In 1985, there were 50 students in Japanese 301, he said. “In 1988, the number increased to over 90 students, and in 1989 we are offering two sections of the class to accommodate 105 stu­ dents.” “Japan is an economic world power and the interest in their language and culture is increasing because of this,” he said. The increased numbers reflect a world trend, Chang said.

Law Continued from page 14 because of prison overcrowding. k' Because the Terre Haute prison library holds only Indiana law books, \ , interns look up out-of-state laws to assist prisoners working on their own appeals. John Sullivan, a second-year law stu­ dent, said it gives him a sense of satis­ faction when the program is able to resolve inmate problems. I LAC was able to get the prison to incorporate certain types of foods in the menu, such as kosher, to accommodate religious groups. “It may seem small to you or me, but it’s a big deal to them,” Sullivan said. Tara Jackson, an intern since 1987, said interns often feel frustrated by the justice system. And it worked, Jackson said. There was nothing ILAC could do. “There are unfairnesses; but you get used to it and just do what you can,” she said. - — 16 U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Dollars and Sense ■ DECEMBER 1989

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able to stay in school, and she said that Stanford is why she has been able to attend ‘Spare Time Cash’ offers tips Continued from page 14 Stanford. She added that she always got good in school and now speaks it fluently. grades and always wanted to go to col­ to students starting businesses She considers her family lucky to have lege, but never thought it would be By Paul C o r n e ll II Mont., $15 postpaid) is a step-by-step found the shelter. Stanford. ■ The Daily of the U. of Washington manual walking potential If not, they may have ended up living “I applied just to see if I would get in. U. of Washington entrepreneurs through every possible in a car. I was really overwhelmed," she said, problem. It serves as a useful guide by “It didn’t get to that point,” she said. adding that she also applied to five other Students who want to start their showing different approaches college “It would have if we hadn’t found the schools, including U. of California, own businesses are often confused students have taken and how success­ shelter. The shelter was the best place I Berkeley and University of California, about where to begin or unaware of ful they have been. ever lived. Roomwise, it was the Los Angeles and was admitted to all of the laws regarding new businesses. Market plan development, product biggest.” them. “Spare Time Cash: Every Student’s research, licensing, taxes and For most of her life, she added, her Although her financial situation is Guide to Making Money on the Side” accounting, and advertising strate­ family moved often so that her parents, drastically different from many stu­ helps students begin their gies make up the contents of this book. migrant farm workers, could follow the dents, Vasquez doesn’t think it separates entrepreneurial adventures. The Advertising can be as cheap as writing crops. Her stepfather is currently a jan­ her from them. book, published by Mick Sullivan press releases or as involved as a full- itor at the shelter. “So far I’ve really fit in. I don’t think (Sullivan and Associates, Kalispell, fledged ad campaign. Although the family did not have a I’m the only student from a background permanent home, Vasquez was always like mine,” she said. Science Continued from page 14 lots of money without going through all the math, calculus and science courses,” A LESSON IN N EW CAR FINANCING FROM GMAC FOR Mulinazzi said. Hill agrees, “Salaries in the sciences have not kept up with medicine, law and TWO AND FOUR YEAR COltlQE GRADUATES business,” he said. One of the hardest hit fields at U. of Kansas has been geology. Lee Gerhard, AND GRADUATE STUDENTS. director of the Kansas Geological Survey, said the shortage of geologists could reach a critical point within the next decade and create an ideal oppor­ tunity for students to enter that area of science. 00 “Now’s the time to be going into these fields,” Gerhard said. “There’s just not going to be anyone there.” m Tony Walton, chairman of the geology 1 - 6 0 0 department at KU, said enrollment in geology has plummeted. “Our enrollment is down 80 percent from 1982,” he said. Walton blames the low enrollment in geology on the bust in the oil industry, a major employer of geologists. 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By Angela Bagley-Foote Graduation Rates of Div. i Basketball Programs 1982-87 ■ The Daily Utah Chronicle U. of Utah Sports vs. Education and Staci Cox A sampling of 97 Division I basketball programs shows that the graduation rate of basketball players is less than that of the ■ The Daily Tar Heel overall student body, with 68 (70%) of those programs having a graduation rate of 0-40%. U. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill C o l u m n BASKETBALL PROGRAMS GENERAL STUDENT BODY 21-40% 4 1 -6 0 % G rad r a te University officials nationwide G rad ra te G r a d ra te expressed mixed reactions to a congres­ 21 -4 0 % 4 0 s c h o o ls G ra d ra te B eh in d sional bill that would force universities p r o g r a m s to make graduation rates of student-ath- th e ra c ist letes public, and a study of those gradu­ ation rates show they are worse than 0-20% 4 1 -6 0 % com m ents originally thought. 8 1 - 1 0 0 °, 6 1 -8 0 % 81-100% Grad rate Grad rate 61-80% G ra d r a te G ra d ra te G ra d ra te John Blanchard, U. of North Carolina G ra d r a te athletic association academic counselor, SOURCE: General Accounting Office, U.S. Congress, 1989 thinks the bill is a positive move. “It’s By Thom Borland important to high school students inter­ ■ The North Texas Daily ested in participating in college athletics ed a preliminary survey to determine the rates of 97 men’s basketball programs U. of North Texas to know what the track records for grad­ economic plausibility of the bill and and 103 football programs to that of the uation are.” determine graduation rates of Division I entire student body for each school over The media have made the subject But others think the government is basketball and football programs. a five-year period. The graduation rates of blacks in sports too sensitive, overstepping its bounds. “I believe in “The study showed that 35 basketball are based on the number of students who cluttering the issue with double graduation, but I don’t believe the U. programs in the country have gradua­ graduate in five years. Men’s basketball standards and hypocrisy. The two- needs to be told what to do by federal tion rates below 20 percent, and that’s problems had the worst showing with 30 faced terminations of Al Campanis goops in Washington,” U. of Utah not good enough,” said Tommy Brennan, of the 97 schools with a graduation rate and Jimmy “The Greek” Snyder Swimming Coach Don Reddish said. a spokesman for Sen. Edward Kennedy, of 5 percent or less. have intimidated white journalists The General Accounting Office, an D-Mass., one of the bill’s sponsors. and public figures who theorize on investigative arm of Congress, conduct- The survey compared graduation See BILL, Page 23 the topic of blacks in sports. And while some “public interest” groups and the media lash out against whites for indiscreet remarks, those same moralists Law student negotiates NFL contract ignore blacks when they make sim­ ilar and even flagrantly racist com­ By Josh Dill I said to myself, ‘Drew, what have you with being 46th. Rosenhaus felt that had got to lose?”’ Massey not been from a Division II ments. ■ The Chronicle Massey initially told Rosenhaus he When long-time Dodgers employ­ Duke U. school, he would have been a first- was crazy and Massey’s friends laughed ee Campanis appeared as a guest rounder. Rosenhaus felt he needed to for an interview on ABC’s Cincinnati Bengals All-Pro fullback at the law student when he made the pro­ resort to unconventional means to Ickey Woods sweeps right in the first half posal. secure a fair contract. “Nightline,” he attempted to answer some questions about the of a preseason Monday Night Football To complicate matters, Rosenhaus negotiated with 62-year-old Saints’ lack of blacks in baseball manage­ Game. Out of nowhere Robert Massey, a General Manager Jim Finks, a con­ ment. Campanis stumbled around rookie comerback for the New Orleans the subject and then said it is pos­ Saints, flies in and knocks the powerful tender for NFL commissioner and a per­ sible that blacks might lack certain Woods backward for a two-yard loss. son Rosenhaus considers “the figure­ In an apartment in Durham, N.C., a head of the NFL establishment.” skills required of baseball man­ Duke U. law student smacks a clenched Rosenhaus ventured into uncharted agers. fist into an open hand, mimicking the territory when he publicized his player’s Shortly after the interview, Campanis was forced to resign. impact of the play he’d just seen on TV. cause by bringing television cameras Although Campanis was the one “Way to go Robert,” he shouts. into the negotiating sessions with Finks. Drew Rosenhaus is one of Massey’s “I learned in my labor law class that the who suggested the theory on national television, he was only biggest fans. He is also Massey’s agent. only tools you have as labor against man­ repeating the racist beliefs held for The 22-year-old is the youngest agent agement is either to strike or to use pub­ decades by baseball organizations. ever to represent a National Football licity to your advantage,” Rosenhaus League player and is the only law stu­ explained. He wasn’t thrown out, many have Rosenhaus had Massey work out in said, for holding those beliefs but dent practicing a profession that is gen­ rather for expressing them in pub­ erally reserved for lawyers and experi­ rookie camp for six weeks without a con­ enced contract negotiators. tract as a way of proving his market lic. Duke Law student Drew Rosenhaus value. In the same way, CBS manage­ “I’m satisfied to have accomplished ment fired oddsmaker Jimmy The what I’ve done,” Rosenhaus said. “But “He was so young I didn’t take him seri­ Eventually Massey signed a two-year, I’m taking this as a learning experience. $575,000 contract. The dollar figure is Greek to save its public image. In ously,” Massey said. “He looked as young comparable to what high second- an impromptu interview at a I’ve completed the first step, like a kid as me and I figured I needed an older restaurant, Snyder said if blacks learning to crawl. man with more experience. But I kept rounders received but the length of the “Now I want to walk, run and eventu­ contract is what makes it unique. Only “take over coaching jobs like every­ seeing him around. We became friends one other second-round pick in the last body wants them to, there’s not ally run the marathon.” and I decided to give him a chance.” going to be anything left for white Rosenhaus, a U. of Miami graduate, Massey listened to Rosenhaus, and 15 years has signed such a short-term enrolled at Duke Law in 1988 with the that was all Rosenhaus felt he needed. contract. people.” Snyder suggested that black ath­ intention of becoming a sports agent. “I expressed to Robert that I thought I “What we have going for us is that letes dominate white athletes in During his second year, Rosenhaus could overcome my inexperience by Robert is a starter today,” Rosenhaus thought about jump-starting his career some sports partly because blacks working harder than the next guy, by said. “And it instantly elevates his worth have better-developed thighs that a year early. being creative and aggressive,” because now he only has to wait until the allow them to jump higher and run “I was reading an NFL draft book and Rosenhaus said. end of next season to renegotiate. I read about Robert Massey from North Massey ended up the 46th overall pick “And he’s going to make so much more See RACISM, Page 19 Carolina Central which is literally five in the draft, the Saints’ second-round money than what some of the first-round minutes away from my apartment. And selection. But the duo was not satisfied picks are getting.” DECEMBER 1989 ■ Student Body U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 19 Eating healthy, exercise easier than students realize By Cheryl Allen ■ The Daily Tar Heel U. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

It’s much easier than students think to eat right and exercise regularly, accord­ ing to U. of North Carolina health experts. The first step is to make exercise and eating healthy a priority, UNC Wellness Research Coordinator Susan Chappell said. “If you have the attitude that mak­ ing healthy choices is going to make you physically and psychologically healthier, then you are more likely to do that. Whether you make it hard for yourself or not is all in your attitude.” UNC Employee Wellness Program DAVID ESTOYE, THE DAILY TAR HEEL, U. OF NORTH CAROLINA Coordinator Toni Branner agreed. “It’s “It’s hard to eat right while living in a intake. “Be aware of foods that you want maintaining good eating habits, usually a matter of motivation rather dorm and being on campus all day,” to gradually eliminate,” she said. Foods Chappell said. “No food is unhealthy if than having enough time,” she said. Branner said. high in saturated fats should be replaced you eat it in moderation. But when you Diet According to Ellen Molotsky, intram u­ with carbohydrates for energy to help have a diet based on that food, it becomes But most experts agree that for most ral aerobics coordinator, eating healthy sustain a person through the day. unhealthy.” students eating nutritionally is difficult. begins with paying attention to food Quantity, not just quality, is a factor in See DIET, Page 22 Sociology major trains professional fighters Coffee keeps By Mike Austin ness and even the loss of his eye, he con­ ■ State Press tinued to fight. Arizona State U. In November 1985, after his third eye students alert surgery, Sale’s eye began to heal too Arizona State U. student and former quickly. Over the next four months, six boxer Rob Sale, who was bom with glau­ days a week, an anti-healing agent was during finals coma and told by doctors never to box, injected into Sale’s eye to slow the heal­ has returned to the ring — as a trainer. ing process. “I’ve had my nose broken, By Ralph Jennings my collarbone broken and nothing has “I’m really excited with the concept of ■ The Daily Californian come close to the level of pain I had with being able to mold fighters, to take them U. of California, Berkeley from scratch and make them want to be those treatments,” he said. the best,” Sale said. Although doctors told Sale he would If you’re like a lot of people, you The 22-year-old sociology major, who never fight again, he was determined to quaff a magic elixir called coffee to retired from professional boxing in May return to the ring. In January 1986, Sale get you through the frenzied after 14 years in the sport, began work­ fought in the Arizona Golden Gloves moments of last-minute studying. ing as head trainer at a Tempe boxing competition as an amateur. But, although medical experts gym in September. Sale went pro and after three profes­ disagree, people who drink coffee “I approached Rob because I respect sional bouts, he was undefeated with one or consume caffeine in any form JAMIE SCOTT LYTLE, STATE PRESS, ARIZONA STATE U. his boxing knowledge and talent as a knockout. In May 1989, Sale went to may be risking both immediate and fighter,” said Scott Maling, a boxing Maling for financial support for a come­ long-term side effects. manager and co-owner of the gym. “I Rob Sale teaches a fighter how to throw a back, but Maling convinced him to retire. correct punch. People all over the U. of know a lot of people older than Rob who “The bottom line was my health was California, Berkeley, drink coffee don’t know the business as well.” with the World Heavyweight Kickboxing at risk and I was in fear of walking and, while some just enjoy the Sale currently manages one estab­ Champion Dennis Alexio,” Sale said. around blind for the rest of my life,” Sale taste, most drink it to keep awake lished professional, light-heavyweight “Alexio would be our No. 1 man.” said. and stay alert. Some UC Berkeley Steve Damon, and two others who Sale, a New Jersey native, began box­ The transition from boxer to trainer students use coffee and other caf­ recently made their professional debuts. ing when he was 8 years old. At 18, he has come easy, despite initial fears. “I’m feine products to stay awake for up Other professionals also have shown was favored to win the New Jersey 99 percent right now, but there’s still 1 to 36 hours in order to study for interest in the gym. Golden Gloves welterweight title. percent of me that shoots punches into finals. “We’re in the process of negotiating Although he knew he was risking blind­ the air when no one’s around.” “I take coffee partly for the caf­ feine and partly as a distraction for a break,” said UC Berkeley student are 80 percent black, and blacks domi­ still very mild in comparison with Jesse Lenore Lustig. Student Lawrence nate track and field in this country. Jackson’s hateful remarks about New Racism Waiters said he drinks cappuccino , Bill Russell, a black basketball coach York City being “Hymietown.” Or the Continued from page 18 “basically to stay awake at night.” and former sportscaster, has commented Philadelphia disc jockey, George Woods, Berkeley abounds with coffee faster. He also said it all started with more than once on black dominance in who complained about Korean business­ shops to serve people studying for basketball. Russell even proposed hav­ men in black neighborhoods: “They don’t selective breeding during the days of finals and tempt those who are try­ slavery. ing more white players to increase atten­ look like we do; they don’t live like us; ing to break the caffeine habit. After a flood of complaints about The dance. Can you imagine a white coach and they don’t act like us.” Woods is still Sandy Boyd, who owns four Greek’s remarks, he was fired. Once today getting by with such a suggestion? employed and Jackson is still considered Berkeley coffee shops, said any one While Snyder’s remark, “There won’t a political leader. again, Snyder is not the architect of these of his operations might serve cus- ; be anything left for whites,” is an exag­ According to Walter Williams, a black theories. Those same white men who tomers more than 300 pounds of geration; if blacks dominated the execu­ economist at George Mason U., these control CBS and fired Snyder are mem­ coffee a day. “There’s probably tive as well as the athletic side of sports, double standards exist because the bers of elitist white clubs such as The 7,000 cups that we serve com­ they would indeed control virtually all of media and the public have lower expec­ Knickerbocker Club and The University bined.” Club. Neither of these clubs had even a sports. Snyder didn’t indicate whether tations for blacks. Williams also says UC Berkeley student Mike Rice, - this was a good thing or not; he simply that tolerating these racist and bigoted single black member at the time of the a self-described “hyper-sensitive made an honest observation. remarks by blacks profanely violates the firing. male,” drinks an average of two cups Firing these two men did not eliminate civil rights movement. A careful analysis of Snyder’s remarks of coffee each day. racism within the Dodger and CBS orga­ Racism is not a black and white issue. shows that although they were clearly “There was a time when I drank nizations. Their dismissals only provid­ And superficial remedies, like firing 70- insensitive, there is some truth in what two giant cappuccinos and a pot of ed the media and the public with a false plus-year-old men for misspeaking on he said. His claims that some blacks coffee a day, but th at got a bit out of ' ' sense of justice. television, will only serve to cover up the jump higher and run faster than some hand,” he said. whites is supported by the fact that Although their comments were real problems while the wounds of true See COFFEE, Page 23 National Basketball Association teams unquestionably insensitive, they were hatred continue to fester. 20 U . THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Classified Ads ■ DECEMBER 1989

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At many schools, the problem of stu­ The Future small percentage of students ever vol­ Special Report dent apathy prevents much competi­ unteer for such duty. Despite the Continued from page 13 tion for committee seats. Elsewhere, Although further gains are being importance of administrative search­ particularly when more prestigious sought, student representation on es, students remain relatively unin­ posts are being filled, there is more search committees remains the rule terested. How students are chosen interest. rather than the exception. Those that do serve, however, often At U. of Pennsylvania, elections The effectiveness of students on come away feeling they’ve made a dif­ Students are usually selected for and nominations committee chair committees, certainly an important ference and gained experience. search committees by their student Raffi Balian says there is some com­ prerequisite of further progress, McCracken said the opportunity to governments. petition. varies immensely. As Balian notes, learn was a primary motivation for Others are required to have some Ten students recently applied to “Students on committees run the her. “I see the time commitment as contact with university officials serve on a committee seeking a new whole gamut. Some are quiet, some severe, but I know I’ll get a lot out of before their appointments are con­ director of residential living, five of are very outspoken. I’ve seen commit­ it.” firmed. McCracken, for example, had whom Balian characterized as “better tees where students aren’t noticed, Kuhlow, looking back on her chan­ to meet with a member of the board of than excellent candidates.” and some where they are so effective cellor search experience, said it was regents after the student government “I wouldn’t look at the numbers of that the student becomes chair of the more than worth it. “I think students recommended her for the presidential people applying as much as the qual­ committee.” should fight tooth and nail to serve on search committee appointment. ity,” he said. Part of the problem is that only a committees,” she said.

you can just grab on your way out the Diet door,” she said. Student directs 300 volunteers Continued from page 19 To make up for missed meals, students often eat late at night, which also is About 90 percent of Americans die pre­ unhealthy. in effort to save stray animals Food consumed late at night goes maturely from diseases related to poor animals out in the country thinking they directly into fat storage, which is harder By Lai Kwan eating habits and lack of exercise, will find a home, but this is not always to bum off, whereas what is eaten during ■ The Oklahoma Daily Branner said. But most students don’t so.” the day is burned off immediately, U. of Oklahoma believe it will happen to them, she said. Harrington estimated one out of 10 College students are especially diffi­ Branner said. Over 200 cats and dogs have a U. of may be lucky enough to find a home. The cult to work with because they feel invin­ Exercise Oklahoma student to thank for saving other nine battle starvation, traffic and cible to health-related diseases. But But physical fitness doesn’t stop with their lives. other animals. Most die a slow death, she Branner said prevention must start at just eating healthy. Combining physical Junior Jamie Harrington directs over said. an early age. "ifou can’t all of a sudden activity and better nutrition can make a 300 volunteers at Second Chance, a non­ Harrington said Second Chance gets prevent heart disease when you’re 45,” person healthier in the long run. Less profit organization started by a group of many depressing calls. About 13 people she said. than 40 percent of adults in the United citizens concerned about conditions at call each day to drop off animals, and A healthy diet consists of a balance of States exercise or play sports regularly, the local animal shelter. The group aims many times the pets are either seriously foods from the four basic food groups — Branner said. to save the lives of lost and abandoned injured or have acquired diseases. Both bread and cereal, fruit and vegetables, Regular exercise has psychological animals and, Harrington said, encour­ problems are costly. proteins (meat, fish, nuts, and legumes) benefits as well. “It increases your ability age responsible pet ownership. “This organization is funded by dona­ and dairy products. to deal with stress and it enhances your Harrington said summer is an espe­ tions and adoption fees, but most of the A significant number of college stu­ sense of well-being,” Molotsky said. cially bad time for animals in Norman time these don’t pay for all expenses, dents skip daytime meals because of busy “Some people say that they’re able to stay because students get out of college and especially medical costs. So we never schedules—a habit that can be detrimen­ on task better with regular exercise.” some abandon their pets. “They leave the make our money back,” she said. tal to energy levels, Molotsky said. Many students exercise sporadically “It’s ironic that if a meal is skipped, it’s — a practice that can create problems. U. The National College Newspaper write, edit and direct special reports about usually breakfast. That starts students They feel great when they’re exercising, seeks qualified applicants for the 1990-91 significant student issues. off on the wrong foot,” she said. but feel three times worse when they’re Editorial Fellowship Applications are Sleep puts the body in a fasting state, not, she said. Program scheduled 1990-91 available from edi but for students to perform at their high­ “It’s better to stay on an even keel. for July 1990 to mid- E d itorial tors or advisers of est potential, they need to refuel their That’s possible by choosing activities March 1991. 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beer?million Americans choose to drink beer at least occasionally In a crowd that big you’ll probably find about every kind of person. You can, however, say some things about most of them. Most beer drinkers are responsible adults, working people, family people. Most of them see beer as one of life’s little pleasures, a small reward after a hard day’s work, something good to share with a friend. And most of them by far enjoy it as it was meant to be enjoyed, responsibly On the whole, a good group of people to be a part of. And R K K R - when yourou consider that beer is served in nearly two-thirds of the homes in this country the majority of us are part of that group AGOOD whether we drink beer ourselves or not. So, what kind of person drinks beer? People PART O? THE who enjoy it and see it as simply a good part of their GOOD LIFE. good lives.

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