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By Kevin LaDuke As an Apprentice affiliate of the WFTDA apprentice leagues are league. The women of the Grand Junction Roller Girls have literally bruises have (they butts their busted and x-rays to prove it) to accom- plish our goals. I am proud to say that I am a part of this team,” she continued, “and I’ve never seen as as work hard and dedication much I do from these ladies Good daily. but wait, who those to come things for work those to come things great them!” WFTDA, GJRG joins the ranks of more than 100 all-female, skater- owned-and-operated lead to united have that nationwide leaguesthe growing sport of women’s flat derby. track roller matched with veteranleagues member that guide processes and neces- requirements them in the of the Broncos and their winning streak. How could one man come in, and suddenly everyonefaith in him and each hadother? I still don’t understand it. Then, we had made that streak losing a endure to everyone start to wonder if it had - roller-coast a started It fluke. a been er of feelings in many of us. There disappointment and jubilation was as we went on this wild ride with was sad almost it made What them. the Broncos had to back intoRaiders Oakland the the when playoffs were taken out by the San Diego Chargers. January 30, 2011 Aspen, CO. January 30, 2011 Buttermilk Mountain: takes John Teller the gold at WInter X Games 15 Credit: Peter Morning/ESPN Images Sports Elimination at Winter X Games 15 Elimination at Winter Well, How about That?! How about Well, Credit: Tomas Zuccareno/ESPN Images Credit: Tomas Grand Junction Roller Girls accepted as Women’s Flat Track Derby Association Apprentice Grand Junction Roller Girls accepted as Women’s Jan. 29, 2011 Aspen, Colo. Buttermilk Mountain Jan. 29, 2011 Kaitlyn Farrington, Women’s Snowboard SuperPipe Kaitlyn Farrington, Women’s “Our league has gone through The Grand Junction Roller First, we have gone through a lot a through gone have we First, It’s taken a whole season to - fig first major step into growing as a apprenticeship program was our off. Being accepted into the WFTDA WFTDA the into accepted Being off. our town. Now, it ‘s our finally town. paying Now, sacrifices to make this sport a part of of part a sport this make to sacrifices banded together and made many Junction. Our group of ladies has sport of Roller Derby in Grand biggest obstacle—establishing the es, differences of opinion, and the worked worked through coaching - chang Anna-Marie Wells. “We have ment,” said “Ammunition Anna,” first year and a half of establish- many trials and tribulations in our amateur flat track roller derby. amateur flat track roller is the governing body for women’s for body governing the is Association (WFTDA). The WFTDA WFTDA The (WFTDA). Association the Women’s Flat Tract Derby as an “Apprentice” affiliate of Girls (GJRG) have been accepted spoiled with the late-game heroics of Kyle Orton. We Bronco fans were were fans Bronco We Orton. Kyle of this kid from Florida. this kid from of wild football since the dumping there might just be a quarterback in in quarterback a be just might there game told us a lot. 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Which song is not about marijuana? That Joint A. Don’t Bogart Go Get Stoned B. Let’s The Line Over Toke C. One D. Willin’ 16. Which actor starred as a California surfer? stoner, A. Robert Downey Jr B. Bill Murray C. Sean Penn Adam Sandler D. www.legalize2012.com www.cannabistherapyinstitute.com Answers on page7 and and hope that’s not the case. We don’t want to give the appear- ance of impropriety or have any to feds the from visits unwelcomed Let dispensaries. many Colorado’s 2012 be the year we move toward solid and legitimate legalization. ers posted on all news regarding may it how and industry MMJ the We large. at com-munity the affect political many the to forward look and cultural changes destined to take place in 2012. hs/medicalmarijuana/statistics. html - - Licensed and Confidential Licensed and Confidential 970-270-7452 or 970-270-7229 970-270-7452 FREE EDIBLE WITH EVERYPURCHASE! 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For cash- strapped patients, the new license it burden financial the be won’t fee second The thing. good a That’s was. Colorado from gift Christmas early regulators was the issuance of the giv- license, dispensary official first pioneer a Sterlacci, Tom owner to en in his own right and owner of Dr. J’s, dispensary in Denver. demo unexpected entirely the was 10. What is the fine in California for possession of less than one ounce? A. $25 B. $50 C. $100 correct D. $200 Who was the first governor 11. to advocate making pot legal? A. Gary Johnson, New Mexico - correct Cali- Arnold Schwarzenegger, B. fornia Minnesota C. Jesse Ventura, Alaska D. Sarah Palin, Ameri- 12. What percentage of cans uses marijuana? (2007) A. 1% B. 5% C. 7% D. 10% correct 13 Did US consumption in crease, decrease or remain the same between 2002 and 2007? - - MEDICATING PATIENTS WISHING TO REMAIN INVISIBLE MEDICATING PATIENTS WISHING Discreet professional assistance in getting an ID card Discreet professional assistance Conveniently located, yet hidden from the public eye. Conveniently located, yet Medical Marijuana Dispensary 719 Pitkin Avenue Grand Junction ELK MOUNTAIN 125 Peach Ave. Unit • #B Palisade Unit • Ave. 125 Peach Makes you wonder just what they they what just wonder you Makes community in 2012?foremost, I’m Firstpleased to confirmand officially that the State BoardHealth of in December reduced the patients marijuana medical that fee pay when applying for or - renew ing their red cards. As of January to required be will patients 2012, 1, pay only $35 to be on Colorado’s medical-marijuana registry, down from $90. If you recall, after voter approval in 2000, when the pro gram started, the annual fee was statistics latest The $140. as high as show that, as of October 31, 2011, approximately 88,872 citizens of Colorado are registered does figure This medical patients. marijuana not include the additional 70,000+ who have applied for and cards. male That 68% about to down breaks 32% female red cardholders in the state, with an average age of 42. did with all that money collected as tax revenue from 2000 until the correct, is math my If time. present that should equal about $7,998,480 of lot a So alone. fees from collected dough has gone into the coffers of Adams our local government from sole- respectively, counties Yuma to industry. MMJ booming the from ly 7. Where does the US rank in seizures? cannabis world total A. 1 B. 2 correct C. 4 D. 6 8. Which country has legal ized marijuana use? A. Mexico B. Netherlands C. Peru - Correct Thailand D. 9. 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