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• The ·Central Florida·Future- • @ 1988 The Central Florkla Fut1.1•e Volume 21, Number 47 University of Central Florida/Orlando Thursday March 2, 1989 • , ------~------~------Vandals foul condom machine with plastic • by Christine A. Hobby Jim Smith, the Channel Nine reporter covering said officials came to the conclusion that someone CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE the story, described the incident. "We met up with "had melted plastic in the key ways of the locks and McFall and he led us into the men's room and we mthe key slots." • The men of UCF can once again buy condoms on discovered the machines had been fouled with some Rawnsley said the cost to repair the machine was campus. The vandalized condom vending machine, substance. We made a couple of attempts to put negligible because they were able to melt the plastic in the men's restroom of the Wild Pizza was fixed quarters in, but the machine was inoperable ... so we out without replacing any parts. Monday. filmed in the ladies room instead." No one knows who was responsible for the-damage, According to Vic Collazo, Assistant Director of the Collazo described the machine as "filled with some but Collazo commented that he was definitely sur Student Center, the machine was vandalized on Feb. sort of epoxy cement", while McFall suggested the prised by the act. 17, less than two weeks after its installation. substance "bore a resemblance to axle grease which "You would expect that from someone ofignorance. Officials discovered the misdeed the same day, had hardened." We should be above that in a university setting," he when a Channel Nine news crew attempted to film Wometco, the company that handles the distribu remarked. Public Affairs Director Dean McFall purchasing a tion and servicing of the machines, examined the condom for National Condom Week. damage Monday. General Manager Jim Rawnsley SEE CONDOM PAGE 5 200+ new Signs for campus
by Cynthia Masslno According to Jerry Osterhaus, direc CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE tor of Facilities Planning, the cost of putting up the exterior signs has been UCF adminstrators plan to spend an roughly estimated at $200,000. The estimated $200,000 to install over 200 exact cost will not be known until Pur new signs around campus. chasing takes bids from outside con • A committee has been working on a tractors. project that will provide new and up A consultantiarchitect for a firm graded signs for the exterior and inte that created the £igns for Walt Disney rior of campus. World has been hired and assisted the The exterior signs, which will be committee on a design that will work located on all roadways, walkways and forUCF. outside buildings, should be completed Clampitt commented on the design by this summer. Interior signs will be of the signs, ~ot only is it an image erected at a later date. enhancer, but we think they are going Dr. Joyce Clampitt, associate vice to be classy looking." president of Administration and Fi When UCF was first built, it was nance and chair of the committee, said, purposely designed to minimize the "We feel that UCF is in need of addi amount of vehicular traffic in the inner tional signs tG not only enhance the part of campus.Clampitt said, "It was . . university, but also in terms of direct ing people around campus." SEE NEW SIGNS PAGE 5
Philosophy Forum replaced
by Christopher McClelland Jones, "It was originally intended to be CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE a temporary show" and he has "no strong feelings either way" about the Philosophy Forum, a weekly pro show's future. gram on WUCF radio devoted to dis Peter Carroll, station manager of cussion of philosophical topics, has WUCF, said, "The Philosophy Forum is been indefinitely cancelled and is being on temporary hiatus for ten to twelve replaced by a medical talk show. weeks." Dr. Donald Jones, professor of phi Carroll also indicated the show losophy at UCF, was the moderator of could be back on the air in four to six the program. Jones said, "I have mixed weeks. Carroll said Dr. Jones agreed Flle Photo/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE feelings about the hiatus.. .I'm not sure to put the show on temporary hiatus. DAYTONA DARLIN'S · the university needs this kind of show." He also said one of the main reasons be Spring Break is finally upon us, as students head to Daytona and other beaches to Jones said he did not mind being hind the hiatus was finances. soak up the sun and forget about classes for awhile. relieved of responsibility for the show, which he called very bad. According to SEE FORUM PAGE 6
NEWS CLIPS 3 SPORTS OPINION ''"" 111 Basketball season •Karl Marx is back, and so OPINION 10 •comes to . a close with is the controversy over the weekend tournaments. gay club. The letters sec- COMICS 11 The men's team hosts the tion also takes on how to . Merrill Lynch Classic and become a lazy student. CLASSIFIED the women's team plays in Plus, campus condom the NSWAC tourney. comments! 2, The Central Florida Future, March 2, 1989 •
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by Andre Marrou He said he hopes the project CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE will be completed by the end of • the current student admini By mid-April, Student G<>v stration. To insure completion ernment officials intend to by their own proposed date, • have a gazebo built across Wolf and Student Body Presi from the main campus postal dent Denver Stutler have center. taken on the venture along For use by students as a rest with the physical plant. and study area, the set-up will Costs for the undertaking also play host to aspiring have not been determined yet, musicians as well. but "might be in the $25,000- • Ross Wolf, vice-president of 30,000 range," according to the student body, feels the Mel Rogers, business manager gazebo will help the overall for Student Government. .. campus atmosphere. "The major source of funding Wolf said musical groups will come from the [students'] and personalities that might activities and service fee, but perform on campus will not the [activities and service fee] • have to stand in the middle of committee has not met yet to the student green to attract at tention. SEE GAZEBO PAGE 7 Eric Paraona/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE A STAR IS BORN • The Junior ROTC group was on campus Monday filming a comnit;.cial starring our own Cadets.
• Athletes 'on strike' to punish coaches
Staff Report was having an extramarital affair and drinking • COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE excessively. McElreavy quit in response. All but a handful of the 55 Prarie View The trend of athletes striking to punish their players returning to the squad for the 1989 • coaches continued in mid-February, when vir season say they want Catchings to leave, too, tually all the members of Prarie View A&M and swear they will remain on strike until he University's football team said they would not either quits or is fired. attend spring practice unless the Texas school The players say Catchings withheld their fired their head coach. textbooks, suspended regular study halls and The players charged Coach Haney Catchings conducted six-hour practices that left them would not let them study enough. little time to study. A month earlier, 10 San Jose State Univer At a Feb.14 press conference, Prarie View sity basketball players quit their team, claim President Percy A Pierre said the school will ing coach Bill Berry was abusive. They refused investigate the allegations. to return until SJSU fired Berry. "Academics must always come first for all • A little less formally, several University of our students," Pierre said during the press Colorado at Colorado Springs students have conference. "Football is still an extracurricular quit the basketball team, publicly complaing activity." • about coach Jeff Thompson's skills. The 10 basketball players at San Jose State And at New York City's Columbia Univer called Berry verbally and mentally abusive, sity, football players trying to force Coach Larry UCF administrators plan to build this model gazebo on campus. McElreavy to resign told the press McElreavy SEE STRIKE PAGE 8
•SOAP STAR show," an impressed Bonder students who participate in a Congress should let colleges 5 p.m. All tips from the event (CPS) Duke University oss said. "university make loans directly, compet will go to benefit the Easter became Landview University "You look at something like approved ... seminar dealing ing with banks. Seal Society. for a few days in January when this as an opportunity for stu with the issues associated Let students repay their the cast and staff from ABC's dents to get involved. It could with human sexuality." loans at a rate that depends on • GREEK RUN WINNERS "One Life to Live"visited to do be a real learning experience," how much they earn . after Over 100 people partici some on-location production. said Duke spokesman Le • SHAKY LOANS graduation. The idea was first pated in the 2nd Annual Greek Duke "won" a nationwide onard Pardue. (CPS) Student loans are a floated by former U.S. Depart 5K Run at UCF on Feb. 25. location search conducted by Bondeross said the episode "shaky foudation for student ment of Education Secretary Overall male winners were: the soap opera's producers, featuring Duke will be aired aid," the College Board William Bennett, and later CarlosDiez(l 7.13), TomDavis who used the campus frater March 2. charged in January, and picked up in slightly different (17.14) and Craig Hill (18.49). nity row to shoot an episode should be completely over form by presidential candidate Female winners include: featuring "Fraternity Row", Kelly Burwash (20.38), Dana • • OK, BIRTH CONTROL hauled. Michael Dukakis . the program's "soap within a (U.) Regents of the Texas In a report called "Radical Brookings Institution con Salmon (24.28) and Dawn soap". ' State University System de Reform of Incremental sultant Robert Reischauer Finnell (26.16). "Duke best met the need for cided in November 1988 to lift Change: Student Loan Policy proposed changing the loan Other awards from the run a fraternity row location," a ban on distnbuting contra Alternatives for the Federal system into a social insurance include: most spirited frater explained ABC spokesman ceptives at the universities' Government," the College system, letting students repay nity-Phi Delta Theta, most Jason Bondeross. health centers. The 7-1 vote Board presented various ex their debts through deduc spirited sorority-Alpha Delta ABC, trying to earn some amended a policy made last perts' suggestions for retooling tions directly from the pay Phi, best team time (frater publicity, last fall placed ads May that banned almost six Stafford Loans, the guaran checks much as they contrib nity)-Sigma Alpha Epsilon in 50 campus newspapers, and months of protest by South teed student loans that have ute to the Social Security fund. and best team time (sorority) ran a commercial during the west Texas State U. (SWT) become the major source of aid Alpha Delta Pi. program, asking students students, faculty and state during the 1980s. •CELEBRITY WAITERS viewers to · write and explain health officials. Critics said The experts said adminis The Chi-Chi's Restuarant • BUSINESS MONEY why their campus would be the the ban increased students' trative "tinkering" has made on South Orange Blossom The Carolyn Paterson Sick perfect location for the show. risks of unwanted pregnancies the loans harder for students Trail is sponsoring the second ler Scholarship is being offered Students from hundreds of and sexually transmitted dis to get and more expensive for annual celebrity waiter night to business administration campuses nationwide re eases, including AIDS. them to repay, but hasn't March 11. majors. sponded, but Duke senior "I think they (the helped solve their high default There will be 21 celebrities The scholarship is available • Glenn Zellman did the best. regents) ... began to look at it as rate much at all. at the event; including Gene to students who are Florida "Onee at Duke you'd be a health issue," Board Chair Make grants, not loans, the McDowell, Miss UCF Shalisa residents, have a financial amazed by the beauty and man Jack Martin said. Social cornerstone of federal student Sloan, Glenn Rinker, Jay need,and proof that25 percent charm of the o.nivcrsity and its work junior Jody Dodd, one of aid, said Joseph Cronin, presi Boyar, Jackie Brockington, of their college expenses are sulTounding areas," Zellman four SWT students who filed a · dent of the Massachusetts Greg Dawson, Michelle paid by personally earned wrote, describing campus lawsuit against the ban, called Higher Education Assistance Murow and Mr. and Mrs. funds. buildings and woods that the regents' decision, "A vic Corp., and make any loans to Uglee. Applications are available would work well with the tory for all of the studen ts that parents, not students. The celebrities will be serv in the Business Adminstration soap's story line. let their voices be heard." The College Board consultant ing from 6 p.m. until 9 p.m. records office, PH 203. Dead "It was obvious he knew the policy limits contraceptives to Arther Hauptman suggested after m·aking their entrance at line is Mar.15. 4, The Central Florida Future, March 2, 1989 -24 point headline
Staff Report issue," argued David Merkowitz of the Stanford University's fall applica- Merkowitz said less selective schools COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE American Council )on Education. "It tions have decreased 6 percent, and the will feel the brunt of it. "The elite hasn't affected them before." number of applications sent to the schools will have no problem with en The number of high school seniors The number of high school seniors University of California-Berkeley also rollment." applying to top colleges around the has dropped steadily from 3 million in ha,s fallen. Some officials say students also may nation is down for the first time in 1980 to 2.76 million in 1988, and is "Iconsiderthisayellowlight. We all be cutting down on the number of years, most likely because of a dwin expected to drop to 2.44 million by kind of anticipated it," said Bradley schools they apply to following a decade dling number of high school graduates 1992. Quin, admissions director at Lafayette in which multiple applications in and increasing college costs, admis An unexpected increase in the ranks College in Pennsylvania, where appli- creased sharply. sions officers say. of older students and higher percent cations are down 5 percent. "I don't An annual survey by the American "Since this is happening to everyone, ages of high school students attending mean to imply that we're not con- Council on Education and the Univer the best guess is that it's demograph college helped offset an expevted drop cerned. This is a competitive business, sity of California-Los Angeles found ics," ·said Michael Behnke, admissions in college enrollment, however. To the and it's going to make it that much that a record 37 percent applied to at director of the Massachuesetts Insti surprise of many, college enrollments harder to increase the quality of our least three colleges in 1988, compared tute of Technology, where apllications grew from 12.1millionin1980 to 12.5 classes." to 26 percent in 1980. are down 10 percent from a year ago. million this year. "I wouldn't predict any plummetting Students are apparently less eager But some suspect that students and Some college officials believe the of college enrollments," countered to submit applications when applica their families may be reacting to tui drop in applications from next fall's Merkowitz. "And I certainly wouldn't tion fees have hit $50 or more. tion increases that have consistently freshman class is the first sign the believe those schools (Ivys and other "When you start talking about $50 exceeded the nation's inflation rate long-expected decline in enrollment is academically rigorous and expensive fees, you get more selective," said San throughout the 1980s. about to begin. · colleges) will suffer one bit. ford Rivers, associate director of ad- "I think there's a great possibility Harvard University spokesman "We're talking abouta small margin .. missions at Carnegie Mellon Univer that tuitions are a part ofit," said Linda Peter Costa estimates a 5 to 10 percent of change. Elite institutions will not be sity. Davis Taylor, admissions director of drop in applications, the first such affected by this because they receive "Students and their counselors are Amherst College, where applications decline in at least 20 years. Brown far more applications than the number recognizing that multiple applications are off by 4 percent from last yBar. University and other Ivy League of students they admit," he added. don't always produce results," "I question whether price is a real schools report similar declines. If enrollments do fall in the future, Merkowitz said.
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are due for return Monda y, March 13. • .. The Central Florida Future, March 2, 1989, 5 • American CONDOM · issue and a social issue and not from future vandals. "No one FROM PAGE 1 the kind of thing everyone has convinced me that it isn't .. agrees upon. However, UCFis in the students' best interest" Academy of the second state school to in he said. ' "If someone has feelings so stall these machines." Smith "If only one person buys one Dramatic strongly against it, then I wish said he believes that other • Founded in 1884, the Academy has trained more and is protected by it, then Arts profess ional actors than any other choo.l or .college they would speak to someone schools will eventually follow . we've done our job; but we're in America. Academy alumni have won nommat1ons for instead of doing what they According to Collazo, the not going to babysit the bath 89 Oscars. 60 Tonys and 142 Emmy . did." condom machines will remain rooms." Smith described the subject in the rest rooms, although he R. Scott Horner contributed One Hundred years as a hot topic. "It's a health will not be able to protect them to this story. of training actors . • NEW SIGNS buildings. This makes it diffi tion sign.s, vehicular and pe FROM PAGE 1 cult for outsiders to find such destrian road and sidewalk places as the Theater and the directories, numbered sign • Art Gallery. posts identifying parking lots, designed so that pedestrians In the Feb. 8 issue of the and standing maps of the could safely walk around the UCF Report, Pete Newman, campus. • inner core of campus without assistant director of Facilities There will also be several getting hit by a Mack truck." Planning, said there will be a message boards, each six feet Unfortunately, the design has total of 257 signs. The sign high by three feet wi d~, placed created confusion, because types will include: free stand near highly populated areas roads do not lead right up to ing and on-building identifica- on campus.
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FORUM Here Today, FROM PAGE 1 Gone Tomorrow According to Jones, the untitled medical call-in talk The highly endangered manatee show scheduled to replace the is Florida's official state marine mammal. Philosophy Forum is willing to It is a unique. gentle. vegetarian that likes to pay a sum of "roughly one eat. sleep. sWim. and play. Unless more of us hundred dollars a week" and support manatee conseNation efforts. we could Jt' S the philosophy department · 1ose this wonderful species. Up To Us!' can not afford to pay the sta tion for air time. Wendy McAbe of the Uni versity Behavioral Center said "the program will cover many different medical subjects, from problems with adolescents to the difficulties that senior citizens face." McAbe expects the show to help the doctors on it become _MEMO better known by the commu TO: OUR FRIENDS nity and said this will be the start of an "on-going working AND NEIGHBORS association with UCF." FROM: PIZZA HUT "" DELIVERY SUBJECT: DELIVERY DRIVERS OUR NEEDED VOLUNTEERS Full-time and Part-time available Your response to our delivery service has ENJOY been overwhelming Because of your terrific response we are now 1n need of several THE BEST qualified drivers. We offer: • Compet1twe hourly wages BENEFIT • Reimbursement for each del 1very (for usinq vour own veh1rle) PACKAGE • Employee discount • Free uniform OF ALL. • Complete training U .. UOHJlWATIO LAU. •1· C:AMI .. ' t)Jll ~JJ-.,.. ftUlrTll. aAY IAIVP.A 1n).U".._\.. .. JlrTll • IUlt'\ , -"""'~' IJ .. ,. nn111 llllNIU 1rw.. · .. n11Ktm111n•,1111in•"41\11t\1111mr,ano"T"•t''""'¢"•\ "• ...... "" To qualify applicants need: • to be 18 years or older Oi.ur1buu:d LI I pubhc KfYK< .J! T11r 0~ • to have a reliable insured vehicle to dnve Volunteer your skills and • to have a gcx:xj dnv1ng record experience. And you'U get tht. • to ha'v'e a valid drivers license best benefit package of all: • to be enthusiastic, energetic, and thank you's, smiles and hand personable shakes from p€0ple whose tax questions you've answered. So • to be flexible how 'bout giving us some of APPlYIN PERSON your time? You'U benefit from it in every way. For free IRS training, call 1-800-424-1040.
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The open sale of condoms in places as public as The Wild Pizza is more symbolic than useful. Profits from the machines will likely be low, seeing as how each condom is 50 cents, where name-brand condoms may be purchased in a more discreet man l,..._~~fK_ ,p~ ner for a lot less. If there should be any valid arguments against the ''\\\ea~&~'( ~~\R ~O?, \~ 10 ~$$URe CUR sec.Utt\1Y,,,,'' installation it should be to have the machines in a place students might buy them.Some place out of the way. Yet their presence represents a more relaxed atti tude in regards to sex. Years ago, this concept would have created twice the stir it is creating now. The fact is, with all of today's social problems that are caused by sex, visible • LAZY STUDENTS more could any red-blooded capi judgement. When you judge means of help are essential. talist hope to achieve? another's actions, you're not re Ifa college campus should be anything, it should be Editor: specting or allowing for their full open-minded, especially when it comes to dealing I am a student in communica Lawrence Muilenburg potential. Always remember that with the increasing number of unwanted pregnan tions classes at UCF. I see open appli.ed mathematics everybody's path is different and cies and AIDS. The installation will at least make the cheating occurring in more than necessarily so, but we're all trying students think when they see the machines. one class. I hear professors joke •DEBLOIS RESPONSE to achieve the same thing- total about the cheating. I see students love and joy. Your belief is your One ofthe most important things young adults can get disgusted because their work Editor: truth. My belief is my truth. learn at a university is responsibility, and these is glossed over by graduate assis I am writing in response to the You're not wrong and I'm not machines area constant reminder of the growing tants. In response, I submit: letter by Stephen DeBlois against wrong unless we insist that our importance of safe and responsible sex. gays. belief is the only truth and ignore College students will have sex during their time How to Create a Lazy Stu First of all, I would like to re (which is where ignorance arises) here. Not all, mind you, but statistics are forever dent mind you that AIDS is not an ex other's way of life as having any saying the majority will.Why not make the idea of 1. Give identical assignments each clusively gay disease and if you're validity. I respect you and am safe sex a little more open? semester, knowingthatpapersare going to make, recommendations happy you have found peace in As far as the vandalism is concerned, this was traded, bought, sold and copied. on how to eliminate AIDS you Jesus because you are a part of me more a statement of ignorance as opposed to the 2. Do not check that work submit should promote such things as safe and the more love there is in the intended social statement.Vandalism, in any form, is ted is original. Joke, instead, sex, AIDS awareness and educa world, the stronger I am. I feed off about the dishonesty of the stu tion and fund raising to promote pointless and childish. The machines are there in an the same energy. dents. AIDS research. The answer to the Third, I think you're pretty effort to help students make the right choices. 3. Do not change items on tests AIDS virus is not "become hetero short-sighted to conclude that the For those who are honestly opposed to the ma given to different sections of the sexual." reason gays have a high suicide chines, channel your frustrations maturely: letters to same course. After all, one is at Second, ifyou're going to use the rate is because their act of love the editor, as well as to student senators. another campus. Bible to justify your judgement of goes against G-Od's will. I believe The condom machines are a step forward. They 4. Give more credence to form than homosexualit)l being a sin, you whenever you repress a person by • can do more good than bad. content within reports. It's too should at least quote verses, pref not allowing them to be honest hard to read all of them anyway. erably words spoken by Jesus (red about who they are, you break 5. Give grades to all work, even if letter.) their spirit and it's got to be a hell you suspect it is dishonest. Tell the I am a Christian, but certainly of a life. -WTbe Central Florida Future students it is their responsibility if not stream-line. I believe that God It's certain to create inner tur P.O. Box 25000, Orlando, Aorida 32816 they get anything out of the is All-That-Is. he is the energy by moil (i.e. stress and disease), low Businc:M Office (4-07) 275-2601, News Office ~407) 275-2865 course. which all of life and non-life, in its self-esteem and inhibited poten ourest form. is macfo. It. won ln hP ti::il Tn nt'ho-r urn-rn~ vnn rn~lr~ ~ impossible for us to attempt to Editor In Chief A solution is possible. When as weak link, thereby affecting all of model ourselves after All-That-Is, us, thereby affecting G-Od's poten Leslie M. Jorgensen signments are difficult to grade and easy to copy, they should be so Jesus is God person-if'ied. He tial! I have tried to imaging if I • made an ungraded requirement. A was here to show us how to live in was gay how I would handle it and Managing Editor Dave Schlenker valuable learning tool should not a God-like manner, to make God ifl would have enough confidence Deputy Managing Editor/ be discarded because of misuse. stronger, to encourage us to reach to be honest about it and live it out R. Scott Horner Design Those who submit nothing would our full potential and to show us loud. I would hope that I would, News Editor Crickett Drake fail and those who cheat would that our potential is much greater but I'm sure it would have taken Sports Editor Chris Brady gain nothing. than we ever imagined. I believe me a lot longer than it has already Confetti Editor Suzannah G. Terry J esus wants us to know that each t o gain that kind of self-esteem. Copy Editor Eric Dentel Name withheld by request of us can do what he did, including As is obvious, I think that aGa y Photo Editor Angie Hyde healing, loving and fo rgiving, · Club is an excellent step in en Production Manager Kasha Kitts walking on water and living after couraging not only gays but all • POSTERS FOR SALE death. It would take more room different types of people to be able than I'm sure this newspaper will to be proud of who they are espe Business Manager Scott Buss Editor: allow to explain how this can be cially their uniqueness; because Ad Production M.anager Charmaine Mendoza I find that Mr. DiSalvo's analy possible, but if your initial reaction God is greater than the sum of His • Classified Manager Scott Pruitt sis of the campus book store's sale to that last statement is 'no way,' parts, if His parts were all the Opinions exoressed inTJie Ceniral Florida Furure ore those of the newspaper or lndMd of Karl Marx posters (Feb. 21) left just remember, 'argue for your same, He wouldn't be as great as uol column~ "l"ri not necesrorlly those of the Board of Ptibllcations, University Ad ministration m f.loard of Regents. Letters to the Editor must be typed and include the out one obvious possibility: per limitations, and sure enough He is. .. autho(s s~no ure, rno)Or and phone number. Letters are subject to edttlng for haps the book store is selling the they're yours.' Sandra Bogan grammar and ;..ace and ~oo~ the copyrighted property of the newspaper. Names may t:: whheld but the newspaper reserves the right to refuse publication posters ,to make money. What To me, the number one sin is heath of any letter The r.ellh'al flOl'ida Futun JS a freo, newspaper publlshed twice weel CAMPUS LITE by Scott J HOPE '>'OU ~YS 't::oN 'T MIND IF I SPIT '" CL.A'!§';> . CROSSWORD PUZZLE RUBES® 54 Spanish plural 37 Cloth measure 55 Deposits article 39 Fish eggs 57 Old pronoun 56 Pigpen 40 Title of 59 That woman 58 Period of time respect 60 Pl aything _..,__.____, 59 Platforms 43 Roof of mouth 6 1 Soak up 62 Spread for 46 Pedal digit 63 Condensed drying 48 Canine moisture 64 Near 50 Essence 67 Note of scale 65 Torrid 52 Expunge 69 Therefore 66 Weight of India 53 Surfeit 68 Actual being 70 Organ of sight 71 Mast 72 Sorrow DOWN 1 Rejoice in triumph 2 Spanish article Solut ion 3 Conducted 4 Repulse 5 Indian mulberry 6 Doctrine 7 Loved one 8 Streicher 9 Exist 10 Through 11 Ox of Celebes 16 Supposing that ACROSS 15 Plunge 36 Pronoun 18 Cry 17 Expert 38 Marches 20 Lair 1 Moray 19 Ancient 41 Symbol for 22 Leaves Foray 4 21 Gave food to yttrium 25 Weaken 8 Once around 23 Decay 42 High mountain 27 Parent: colloq. track 24 The sweetsop 44 Rocky hill 29 Timid 11 Spindle for 26 Conduc1ed 45 Small amount 30 Small child wheel 28 Choicest 47 Merry 32 Stroke 12 Otherwise 31 Short sleep 49 Greek letter 34 Spider's trap 13 Anger 33 Animal's foot 51 Asiatic deers 36 Move from side Edgar found a loophole. 14 Greek letter 35 Greek letter to side COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE Student Government Spring Break Hours,~, I • • \ - ..~ - ·. , /:;= ".:,~,.f ./ \r1" •l'ld"Wf• .. ·-· ~ JasonDiBona Apple Lab: Closed froin · Friday, Marc~ 3 at 5:00pm Re-open c;m Sunday, March 12 at3:00pm. . Political Action Team ·. Kiosk: Closed froni Friday, Fred Schmidt -Pro Tern March 3 at 5:00pm. Christine Toutikian - Chair Scott Jenkins - Vice Chair Re-open on Monday, March 13 Jason DiBona - Senator at9:00am. · Jeff Eberle - Senator Dana Boyte - Senator Student Gov't Reception:. David Mann - Senator Jeff Laing-$enator Open Monday through Friday fro1n 8:00a1n to 5:0Qpin. . ~ ' ' '' .f. .d ' . . • C1 ass1 1e ~;~ Excellent Word Processing - 366-0538. Roommate wanted to share 3 bdrm/ 2 1/2 btti MAttention -GovernmentSeized Vehicles from Matches Billiards & Games of Winter Park & condo in Chancellors Row. Pool WIO and $100. Fords, Mercedes, Corvettes, Chevys. Hoffner Center, is now hiring cocktall wait resses & bartenders. Full & Part time positions Fast Typing Service tennis courts etc. Rent $220. + H3 utilities call Surplus Buyers Gulde. 1-602-838-8885 EXT. Quick, professional service. Free revisions. 277-6623. A5780." available. Apply at University & Goldenrod store or call 657-1302. UCF's oldest typing firm. Same day and ~ Alpha Tau Omega weekend service. Visa & Mastercard. Over Don't forget, Formal Meeting, March 12th. the Part time employment available for a civil 18,300 satisfied students and only 4 Sunday after Spring Break. Everyone have a engineering student. Flexible working hours. grouches I great and safe Spring Break. Have fun "Skiers Earn up to $6.00 an hour worl • Computer Science Majors Talk about AIDS Stromberg-Carlson, Lake Mary, wants juniors, seniors, and before it hits home. grad students to start full-time co-op jobs this summer. Salary is $6.00 hourly. "I really don't have to tell Linda about If you're thinking any of these thoughts, AIDS. They're leaching about il in school. ~ you're not doing all you should to protect "Why discuss AIDS with my Johnny? your teenager from AIDS. He isn't gay." So put your embarrassment and your •tr I talk to them aboul AIDS, they'll fear of encouraging sex aside. Martin Marietta Data Systems, Orlando, wants juniors, seniors, think it's okay lo have sex.· Just sit down and tell them the facts. Tell them lhat you just can't be sure who's infected with the AIDS virus. and grad students who are U.S. citizens with a minimum 3.0 Sometimes it can be carried ror )11..'ilrs without any symptoms. GPA to start full-time co-op jobs this summer. Salary starts at Tell them lhat since they can't pos· sibly know who's infeclcd lhcy mu ~t use $300 weekly, and interested students should contact Darlene pretaulions to protect U1emselves. Tell them if they're having sex, they Balogh, Cooperative Education Program, ADM 130. must always use a condom. And nut having sex is still the besl protection. Tell lhcm lhal AIDSis incurable, there's no vacci ne, and once you get il you'll likelydie. Accounting Majors lhcn tell them it's preventable. Te ll them everyt hing you can about AIDS. But make sure you tell them now. .. Because by the time Jack Eckerd Corporation, Clearwater, wants juniors and you think they're AIDS old enough to know, ------it might be too late. seniors with a minimum 3.0 GPA to start full-time co-op If you think you can't get it, .. jobs this summer. Interviews will be held on campus March 16, you're dead wrong. 1989 and interested students should contact Sue Martin, •'Ull INHU• MA'rlOH fJ\ U , nn: 1.. u11·0:1 t:U ll f'l:'\1\1.U ll~ NOll'rlt• 11-' Y f;ov1-:1t 'il~·:."L.'\'\, '.lt lln'l h OUlll'."i M M:; 'N•l-IVtll, l:t-J'.-t1t.\I.; l'll\ IJ.I~ IOIUUt::i Cooperative Education Program, ADM 129. 11~·.... Hit nn; ntlUWo\1111 DHll't'I ... ln:A l.1'11 Hhl"All I \ft-,;'ff. ·i~~rl.\."1 The Central Florida Future, March 2, 1989, 13 Interested in joining a Campus-Wide Committee? When you need someone to talk to ... We're here. CONTACT: Call us. Scott Rausch Crisis Hotline 628-1227 Student Parent Hotline 628-1227 Government Survivors of EXECUTIVE Suicide 628-1227 ADVISOR Teen Hotline 644-2027 Kids Hotline 644-2027 at Office 425-2624 x 2191 Business Seat #4 Daytona Campus At-Large 14, The Central Florida Future, March 2, 1989 CLASSIC ing UCF in the finals. "The Orlando Magic is He said that spring break had FROM PAGE 15 "It was a good move as far as pleased to support the UCF been scheduled later in March community and student in basketball program and the when the tournament was set volvement goes/' Carter said. Merrill Lynch Classic," Neal up. mated more than it ever has "As far as the teams, it gives a said. However, spring break this season. little extra motivation to end "The Orlando Magic organi week was later moved up to "The promotional direction the season by winning a cham zation wants to create basket March 6-iO, causing a conflict. , ASAR of this event has been much pionship or making the All ball fever in Central Florida "We hope some students can better than in past years and, Classic team. It is also a good and with the help of UCF's stay for the weekend and come l!lJIB~~~in~~:;;:~~s~~~~ trip at the right time for the outstanding basketball pro see the games," Carter said. hopefully, it will result in a Y9UTtaxes great turnout," Carter said. visiting teams." gram, including fine events "We are also calling it Faculty/ Make less taxing. He also felt the The Merrill Lynch Classic like the Merrill Lynch Classic, Staff Appreciation weekend Do them ASAP. tournament's move to a late named Curly Neal, former we will make it happen." and are inviting all of the UCF ·--d"""-'~ -c:::fjl season date was good as well. Harlem Globetrotter and Carter said the only prob employees to come for free. Last year, the tournament was spokesman for the Orlando lem was that the Merrill Lynch "We are looking to finish the held in December, with Magic, to be honorary· chair Classic was conflicting with year in a strong way, and I Campbell University defeat- person. the beginning of spring break. think we will." llCa: r m~ JFK • , ew }brk City Seattle Phoenix ~round/rip 99 round/rip $99 roundtrip Ien 0 DENI BOS m Dem ier Chicago Boston 99 rozmdtr1p ~ rowullrif> $99 routultrip ; j ""0 a •c ~ FLL t! LAX s R:Jrl Lauderdale San Francisro losAn eles 199 round/rip $99 rou ndlrip '99 rormdtrip $99 rolllldtrip airfares on Northwest Airlines. 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The UCF men's basketball team will Mount St. Mary's is 10-15 in their close its 1988-89 campaign this week first season at the Division I level. end in the Merrill Lynch Classic. "That is pretty good for their first The Knights will host the two-day year at this level and they have beaten classic, which features two other Divi some good teams along the way " Car sion I teams in Mount St. Mary's and ter said. "They have broken the c~ntury Nicholls State, as well as Warner mark on several occasions, so they are Southern. an offense-oriented, fun style of team to The Friday night matchups will pit play." Mount St. Mary's against Nicholls The other Merrill Lynch partici State at 6 p.m., followed by UCF and pant, Nicholls State, Will not play UCF. Warner Southern at 8 p.m. However, the two teams · played in Nicholls State will play Warner January, with UCF prevailing by one Southern Saturday at 6 p.m. and UCF point. tangles with Mount St. Mary's in the "We basically have pretty good nightcap. matchups," Carter said. The pairings were set to make it UCF, 6-18, hopes to salvage some more of a classic format than the tour thing from the season with a good nament style that was used in previous showing in the Merrill Lynch Classic. years. It will be the final collegiate games for "This was done because of the non the Knights' four seniors - Pat Crock .. Division I team (Warner Southern) lin, Fred Crawford, Ben Morton and being involved," UCF coach Phil Carter Jeff Davis. said. "Personally, I hope Mount St. "The seniors want to finish with a Mary's beats Nicholls State Friday so strong impression," Carter said. "And that we can have a 'championship' the underclassmen want to show that game with them Saturday." the promise that we have shown at Warner Southern is a member of the times this season is for real. NAIA and have a record of 19-11. The "We want to build some momentum • Royals won the Florida Christian Con that will carry over to next year." BHI Foxworthy/CENTRAL FUTURE FLO ~ IOA ference regular season and tourna Carter said the event has been pro- Ben Morton (50) scores two points in a UCF basketball game. Morton and three other ment titles. • seniors close their collegiate careers with the Merrill Lynch Classic this weekend. "They are not a Division I team, and SEE CLASSIC PAGE 14 Merrill Lynch Classic offers competitive field Mountaineers bring outside Mount St. Mary's three-point potency could cause problems Saturday for the Knights, who have experi New coach leads Royals from shooting show to Division I enced problems this season defending the long-range shot. worst to first in one season by Bill Foxwonhy ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR by Chris Brady Classic will not offer UCF SPORTS EDITOR When the UCF Knights go up against Mount Saint Nicholls State rematch Mary's College Saturday in the Merrill Lynch Clas What a difference a year makes. sic, they will be facing a team coached by the second by Glenn carrasqulllo Last yeaT, the Warner Southern basketball team winningest active coach in college basketball. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE lost all but three of their 25 games. The Mountaineers have been coached by Jim The team made wholesale changes during the off Phelan for the last 35 years, who owns an overall 661- The Nicholls State University basketball team season. Gary Bays was hired to head the team. Bays 297 record (.690). Phelan is affectionately called will visit UCFfo1 the Merrill Lynch Classic on March brought with him two assistants and seven new "bowtie," a reference to his ever-present neckwear 3 and4. players. worn during games. The Nicholls State Colonels, an independent Bays came from Warner Pacific College in Oregon, The Mountaineers played in Division II until this member of NCAA Division I, bring an 11-14 record where he won over 170gamesin12 seasons and led year, when they moved up to the Division I level. into the classic following a 111-83 loss at Northwest the team to the NAIA playoffs eight times. He was Phelan has led his teams to winning records in 32 of ern (La.) State Monday night. named Coach of the Year in 1982-83 when bis team his 35 seasons and reached the NCAA Division II The Colonels previously faced off against the went 24-9. Final Four on four occasions. In the1961-62 season, Knights on Jan. 21 in Thibodaux, Lousiana. The In his first season with Warner Southern, Bays' his team won the College Division II national cham Knights pulled off a rare road victory in that contest, goal was to improve and be as competitive as possible. pionship. winning by one point. The Royals have been more than competitive this Last year the team went 20-8 and won the Mason "UCF beat us by one point on our home court. season, posting a 19-11 record in Bays' first season. Dixon Athletic Conference championship. With this We've lost five games at home by very close margins," The team captured the Florida Christian Conference year's move up to Division I, the Mountaineers are said Nicholls State coach G<>rdon Stauffer. regular season crown as well as the tournament title. 10-15, having played the likes of Auburn, Seton Hall The oairings for both nights of the tournament In addition to their new-found success, the Royals and West Vitginia University. have been set, and Nicholls State will not have the also found a new home. For the first time in the The Mountaineers are led by senior forward Mike opportunity to avenge its loss to UCF. program's 14-year history, the team played a home Tate, who averages 16.4 points per game and 6.0 The Colonels will play Mount St. Mary's on Friday game. The Turner Athletic Complex was completed rebounds per game. With just another 35 points, the and Warner Southern on Saturday in the UCF in November, giving the Royals their own court. 6-5 Tate will become the seventh all-time leading gymnasium. Both games are set for 6 p.m. Their success may be surprising, considering the scorer in the school's history. The Colonels are spearheaded by four returning team's lack of experience and size. The team consists John Miller, a 6-5 junior, is second in scoring, starters from last year's team, which finished with a of four seniors, two sophomores and six freshmen. averaging 15.3 points per game. Miller, a forward, 10-18 record. The tallest player on the team is 6-3. transferred from West Virginia University. Senior guard Durwin Jackson has been the Colo The NAIA school will have a challenge in the Look for Scott Murphy, another 6-5 forward, to nels second leading scorer the past two seasons. He Merrill Lynch Classic as it plays Division I teams come off the bench and score for the Mountaineers. has averaged 10.5 points a game over the past three UCF and Nicholls State. He is averaging 11.2 points per game in his back-up seasons and two years ago led the Colonels with 38 W amer Southern returns three starters from last role. three-point field goals. season's squad - Kelly Robinson, Stephon Brown "We like our players to be well-rounded," Phelan NSU was among the nation's most accurate three and Mike Coleman. The 5-5 Robinson should match said. "We want them to be able to hit the 18-footer, point teams that year, and Jackson led NSU with a up well with UCF's Vernon Pinkney, who is also 5-5. drive to the basket, play defense and post up. And .463 percentage from beyond the three-point stripe. Brown, who never played basketball in high school, they get to do just about all ofitin our style ofoffense." This season, NSU has had a schedule similar to also plays soccer and baseball at Warner Southern. While his offense is multi-faceted and features UCF. Both are independent members of Division I Sophomore Randon Lane and senior Bret Stone sophomore guard Alex Watson, who loves to dunk, and have had to play tough opponents on the road at also return from the 1987-88 squad. Phelan bases his offense on perimeter shooting. the start of their respective schedules. NSU played Top newcomers to the team include Kory Bays, a 6- "A lot of people say you can't win with outside six of its first seven games on the road, and UCF 2 freshman forward, who is the coach's son. Fred • shooting, but I shy a way from that and say that you played its first six games on the road, including Bryant, a 6-2 freshman center, will be expected to can't win without it," Phelan said. games at Florida State and Iowa. carry the inside load for the team. "We like our players to look for the good shot," he "That's the way it goes when you're not in a Two other players who are expected to make an • continued. "And in modem-day basketball, the best conference," said Stauffer, who is in his eighth year at impact in their first season with the Royals are 6-0 shot is frequently a 15 to18 footer facing the basket. NSU. sophomore guard Dave Biggers and 6-3 freshman I'm angrier at my players for not taking it than for Although NSU will not get a chance to face UCF, forward Mike McDowell. missing it." the Colonels are looking forward to visiting Florida. Other additions to the team include 6-3 freshman Those words are evidenced by the Mountaineers "We're pleased to be invited to the Merrill Lynch forward Mitch Williams, 5-10 freshman guard being third in the nation in three-point scoring. The Classic. Our players are looking forward to it," said Dwayne Bronger and 6-3 freshman forward Kevin team sinks an average of7.5 three-pointers per game.- Stauffer. Surrett. " .Sports ...... ,•• .,..~.;~. UC~ tennis team sWeeps weekend actiOn, now 9·1 by Bii i Foxworthy play. "You had to hit the ball third set. However, Huber I ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR over there to get it back in came back from triple-match J bounds," Huber said, swinging point to win the match and has The UCF men's tennis team his arm from east to north. felt his confidence level rising continued its early season Friday, the Knights faced ever since. He attributes much domination last weekend, de temperatures in the 40's while ofhis success to his confidence. feating FAU 5-4 Sunday at they played Miami-Dade Col "I tried out (for the team) UCF. lege. The Knights won 6-3. last year but didn't make it. I The victory over F AU raised One ofUCFs losses came in a practiced a lot, worked on my the team's recor ~ I f I f The entertainment and feature supplement of The Coniedians who Comic want to niake it big DlUSt first pay the price in the _.ough and tunible world of com.edy clubs. by Margaret Anita Moore n a stress-filled world where the hottest news item of the day is often the worst news of the day, comedy has I become like a religion. Good news for modem man. Thanks to the growth of the cable industry and the need to fill alrtime in an inexpensive, innovative way, the nation is now in a comedy boom. Kids in the fifties wanted to be James Dean or Marilyn Monroe. In the eighties, they want to be comedians. George Maltezos, manager and co-owner of Bonkerz. a local comedy club, and Tom Clark, assistant food and beverage man ager for Holiday Inn and the Comedy Zone, agree that .. comedy is better than a movie for the price." But Hollywood might dispute their opinion. Comedians who once worked small rooms for nickels and dimes, are now on the big screen, making millions. It's no wonder that big names like Eddie Murphy, Tom Hanks and Robin Williams capture our attention. They have become the male images of the eighties. Men who can make us laugh when all else fails. Williams worked his way up from a small comedy club in Richmond called The Holy City Zoo and moved on to the stage, a sitcom and, finally, the big screen. In a recent Rolling Stone interview, he referred to fellow comedian Eddie Murphy as, .. Instinctual. Like a shark that knows where the blood is." Murphy apparently lmows more than that. With movies, videos and LPs to his credit, one can say, .. he knows where the bucks are." Women have also expanded the horizons of the comedy field. Comedy, perhaps the ultimate barrier-breaker, has given women a chance to express themselves. Men love it. Women admire it. How else could people like Bette Midler, Lily Tomlin and Joan Rivers become lasting successes? But as with any successful venture, it all started somewhere. In the case of comedy, it usually started in nightclubs like Bonkerz or the Comedy Zone. Clark says, "the Comedy Zone chose comedy acts over deejays or live entertain ment because comedy is hot. It's an entertainment that allows us to make money not on a name. but on a concept." The concept has allowed their representative agency, Creative Artists, to franchise more than 20 comedy clubs. Maltezos and his partners Joe and John Sanfellippi pioneered comedy clubs in the Orlando area when they opened Bonkerz two years ago. ..Comedy is a great business to be in because it's relaxing," Maltezos says. "Like stress medicine for people, it makes them laugh. And people love to laugh." He notes that what people don't realize is that .. comedians are educated people." One of his comedians, Dennis Wolfberg, used to be a college professor. The crowd Bonkerz attracts is diverse, but leans toward the yuppie end of the spectrum. The Comedy Zone attracts the same type of crowd. Even though the Holiday Inn is home for the Comedy Zone, it relies more on locals than hotel guests. Both clubs attract audiences in the 20-to-30 age group. Clubs have headliners, comedians who have national club experience and 1V appearances in their bio. The clubs also have feature comedians, people who have made it in the comedy club scene and do clubs on a regular basis. Headliners must be able to carry a show for about an hour to an hour and a half. Features usu ally cany the show for 30 to 40 minutes. The difference from a business standpoint is about $15,000 to $30,000. SEE COMEDY PAGE 6 Volume 5 Number 23 • March 2, 1989 2, Confetti, March 2, 1989 'True Believer' plot too weak for great movie Calendar by Richard E. Karman Movie Review VERY GREAT MOVIE that • Kite Festival . shows lawyers dealing Spirits will be soaring at the · E with their cases is two 15th Annual Kite Festtval hours long. True Believer organized by the Orlando falls 15 minutes short. Museum ofArt. Orlando Loch True Believerfollows in the Haven Park will be the setting footsteps of many films by for this full day of family fun showing two cops in lawyer's and flying kites.The festival clothing. James "I Never Get will take place from l 0 a.m. Lost In The" Woods plays till 3 p.m. March 11. General Eddie Dodd. a lawyer who admission is free. For more used to take cases that no information, call the Orlando other lawyer would take. Museumnf Art at 896-4231. But that was 10 years ago. Now he's a pot-smoking, •All My Sons pony-tailed, unethical law the cardboard performances One of the most widely-ac yerwho gets drug dealers off found inLess Than Zero, and claimed dramatic successes scott-free. The Pick-Up Artist will be a to reach theA.merican theatre His partner, fresh out of thing of the past. He does a in the mid-century has been University of Michigan Law half-decent job of acting in chosen as the next presenta School and ready to change the scene where his charac tion of the Annie Russell the world with his idol, is ter gets a dose of reality in the Theatre. The Arthur Miller Roger Baron (Robert 'Tm Not day of a lawyer's life. playArIMySons will run from a Fabric Softener" Downey Woods, who gave a good March 10 through March 18 Jr.) Although unwilling performance in Cop. makes at the Annie Russell Theatre, to take the case at first, Dodd the movie. His performance Rollins College. For more in accepts it with the influence is the only thing that saves formation, call the Annie of Baron. the film from entering the Russell box office at 646- But this one's out of his lower depths of bad lawyer 2145. natual habitat. It's a murder films such as Suspect that case. The age-old innocent coturri>la Plc1urea have a life sentence with no • Enzian Theatre man framed and doing time Eddie Dodd (James Woods) and Roger Baron (Robert chance of parole in the bad The films Miles From Home in the joint. Downey, Jr.) take on the case of Shu Kai Kim (Yuji Okumoto), movie prison. and The Funeral will run True Believer shows all the imprisioned for a murder in True Believer. In some parts, True through March 5 at the things a lawyer should do. Believer is funny and seri- Enzian Theatre. Mil.es From Wearing silk ties, making snide, catchy ous, but only remotely. It doesn't Home is the story of two remarks, and of course, eating chinese commit either way, which stops it from brothers, Richard Gere and food right out of the carton are all pre being a better movie. Probably the Kevin Anderson, on the run requisites for becoming an attorney. Movies best lawyer film, ... And Justice For AU. for taking the law into their Like any seasoned- lawyer, Dodd was terribly serious in some parts own hands. knows his way around the system and cabinets, and inform him of anything he while hilarious in others. The Verdict, The second feature, Tite has friends that do him favors. They doesn't lmow to help his case. another great lawyer film, had one or Funera~ is in Japanese with doctor evidence so it will look the way he Little by little. Downey Jr. is starting English subtitles. The story wants it, sneak into offices and file SEE MOVIE PAGE 6 focuses on the c-ome:dic as to get better parts in movies. Hopefully pects of the ambivalent rela- tionship of modem Japan to its traditional past and the Aniniotion only com.petent; week ending Feb. 26, 19891 TOP TEN ALBUMS question of how we all con 'Real Life Story' flawless This I/sf Is compiled by the number of albums, cassettes, and front our mortality. CDs sold. Courtesy of PEA CHES Music and Video. • South Pacific Rodgers and Hammerstein's mnmu 1. Tone Loe 7. Shooting Rubberbands At South Pactftc, with Robert Albums Loe-Ed The Stars Goulet, will arrive in Orlando 2. Mystery Girl Edie Brickell and New at 8 p.m. March 7 for a one Roy Orbison Bohemians week as the third production erly composed and well pro 3. Sllhouetfa a. Raw and Cooked of the 88-89 all-musical duced. KennyG. Fine Young Cannibals Broadway Series season at But this caliber of compo 4. Vofume f 9. Tracy Chapman the Bob Carr Perlorming Arts sition is soon destroyed with Traveling Wllbury's Tracy Chapman Centre. songs such as "Ground Zero" 5. Appetite For Destruction 10. Guns 'n' Roses Uve and "Send It Over." They are Tickets are on sale at all Tick Guns 'n' Roses Guns 'n' Roses Live etMaster outlets, ranging in foolish combinations of 6. Electric Youth choppy drum machine price from $25.44 to $35.51. Debbie Gibson For show times, call the Per tracks and sound effects forming Arts Centre. glued together with a key by John Citrone board. Side two falls prey to the ing, it scintillates with intelli • Shakespeare Festival llAnimotion by John Citrone At 4 p.m. on March 12, at the Artist: Animotlon same simple ditty-bop melo gent keyboard and guitar dies with "Do Like I Do" and •Real Life Story lines as well as with the Howard Middle School Audi Producers: Steve Barri and tortum, Bud Beyer, Head of Tony Peluso "Best Mistake." Artist: Terri Lyn Carrington remarkable drumming of Animation manages to Producers: Robert Irving Jr. Carrington. Hiram Bullock ' Acting Program, Northwest 11H TiiEIR LATEST self pull out of the rut with the and Terri Lyn Carrington accentuates this jazz groove ern University. will lecture on tltled release, An song "Tile Way Into Your with his inimitable guitar movement and how it relates to the Elizabethans and the W imotion has com Heart." This tune and the ERRI LYN CARRINGTON. style. Side one continues bined competent and inven final number, a reprise of The name may not with a sensitive rendition of postmodern age in which we tive dance rhythms with "Room To Move," are upbeat T look familiar, but Car the Lennon/McCartney clas live and will encourage audi slow-moving and thought and danceable. rington has been working her sic .. Blackbird". The familiar ence participation. less ballads to make for a Animotion has displayed way up in the world of drum vocal melody is created by confusing compilation. true versatiliy in their latest ming for the past sixteen pleasant keyboard and alto The song "Room To Move," release; they can actually years. She now is the house sax lines performed by Pa used in the soundtrack for create intelligent dance ar drummer for The Arsenio trice Rushen and Gerald the film My Stepmother is an rangements while at the Hall Show. Albright, respectively. Confetti Alien, is a well-composed same time writing completely In her sixteen years of Side one concludes with a and veiy catchy dance tune. senseless ballads. performing, Carrington has dark, moody melody titled Suzannah G. Terry It features a simple, yet effec played with such greats as "Shh," featuring Keith Jones Editor tive, vocal arrangement per Max Roach, Wayne Shorter, on fretless bass and Wayne Steven M. Conner formed by Cynthia Rhodes David Sanborn and Harry Shorter on tenor sax. Asst. Editor and Paul Engemann, as well Belafonte. The highlights of side two R. Scott Homer as a strong, bassy backbeat. It seems appropriate that include two masterfully Art Director "Calling It Love" follows her debut solo release, Real crafted fusion pieces entitled Kasha Kitts • with Rhodes on lead vocals. Life Story, includes more of "Obstacle Illusion" and Production Manager The bass track sounds quite the same: Hiram Bullock. "Skeptic Alert." In "Obstacle Confetti, is published by The similar to Berlin's "Take My Carlos Santana and Grover Illusion," Patrice Rushen's Central Florida Future, the student Breath Away," and Rhodes Washington Jr. (to name a keyboards create the ideal newspaper of the University of few). canvas on which Carrington Central Florida. Send all corre even manages to add a slight spondence to: Corifetti c/o The Terri rf unn flare to this funky "Message True" kicks off is let loose to paint. The intri- Central Florida Future, P.O. Box number. Both of the intro side one with an upbeat pop 25000, University of Central songs for side one are elev- jazz feel. Never trite or· bor- SEE ALBUM PAGE 6 Florida, Orlando, Florida 32816. Confetti, M.arch 2, 1989, 3 Clear the beaches and the balconies, Spring Break is back! by Suzannah Gayle Terry ket mardi gras for those of us who want to sun our transportation t hey can find to come to the sunny buns and bum out a few brain cells. Thousands mecca of Florida, and stay ten to a room once usr JN TIME ro thaw us out from the mental of white-legged college students longing for the they're here. · freeze of winter classes comes the annual ultimate experience of youth (or at least a decent It's the hotel manager's biggest boom and nas J religious Rite of Regression, the beach blan- tan) crowd themselves into whatever means of tiest nightmare. It's Daytona Spring Break. And it's back. This year's rowdy meny-making, along with the usual assorted smat tering of belly-flop contests, death defying (although not always) bal cony acrobatics, wet tee-shirt com petitions and belching extravagan zas, will include some festive Spring Break activities sponsored by our friends at Budweiser. Budweiser's Dayton a Beach Spring Break activities will run March 10-26. As a part of the general Spring Break merrymaking, a giant, inflat able Budweiser six-pack will feature a "studio" where those students aspiring to rock video-dom can record their fa vorite music videos. The best amateur video will appear on NBC's "Friday Night Videos" show April 7. . On March 15, Spring Breakers armed with Bud Glazer guns will par icipate in a squirt-gun contest. The "Battle Royal" will be televised on MTV. MTV will air "live" the Budweiser Spring Break concert from Daytona Beach. Remote Control will also be taping some of their shows at Daytona. Of course, no Spring Break would be complete without music. Cheap Trick, The Fixx, Vixen, Mike and the Me chanics and The Escape Chfu will all be performing at Daytona Beach during Spring Break. Cheap Trick, having released twelve albums since 1977, is back with their latest release, "Lap of Luxury." The band will be performing withTheFixxandVixenat 1:30atthe Daytona Beach Bandshell. The Ftxx, who made it big with their two 1984 hits "Red Skies" and "Stand or Fall," have recently re c.11ar Door Produetlona leased their new album Calm Ani- The bands Mike and the Mechanics and The Fixx will perform In Daytona Beach as a port of the Spring Break festivities sponsored by Budweiser. SEE BREAK PAGE 7 I ~- ...... : COUPON : ! Granunys finally focus on talent, not sap 1------by Steven Conner ing winners for each : !L!CTltlC ClltCU& • of the respective • categories. . Get 2 Tokens for the price of 1 T EU, ME. 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Stream." presses a sen8e of yearning and idealism mixed N In three years and three LPs Restless The current album Big Dreams tnA Small Town with innocence and romanticisim. He~ has won two Grammy The music appeals to a nominations along with Ra new age of listeners. People dio and Records' Group of the who grew up ·listening to Year Award for two years country and rock through running. Thus they have es out the sixties and seventies tablished themselves as a make up a large portion of dominant force in the rock Restless Heart's audiences. country segment of the music J enrlings explains, "the industry. co-writing and producing of f ' The music of Restless the album by the band Heart has been compared to members has allowed the the music of bands like the band to control it's own des Eagles and Amertca. Bass tiny. In light of the recent player, Greg Jennings, said, performance with Hank Wil "it's nice company to keep, liams at the Orlando arena but the band would like to Restless Heart has proven to establish it's own identity." audiences that the band can It is a fair statement to say hold its own with the bigger that Restless Heart's albums more established names. have represented their vari Jennings is looking for ous states ofmind. The debut ward to the day that Restless album entitled Restless Heart can be the headliner. Heart began the run of suc In keeping with that he says, cess for the country rock "I want to thank all the fans band and Wheels followed for their support. Thanks for close behind. coming to see the shows, Triad Artlats Inc. Wheels resulted in four buying the albums, and just numberonesinglesandsales The Grammy Award winning country band from Tennessee Restless Heart is back on giving us a chance. Keep on in excess of one half million. tour with Hank Williams, Jr. promoting their new album Big Dreams In A Small Town. coming." This week we bring you the bald (un)truth GUADALAJARA This week Dirty Laundry Awards showed evidence of takes a look at what ls, for the trend. SUMMER some people (especially par Smead was there, in all ents) a rather disturbing Dirty -Laundry her hairlesss glory, as was a fashion trend in the eighties. completely bald Thomas SCHOOL Baldness. Dolby (must have been all The music industry was Everyone from pseudo that peroxide). one of the first places to ex satanic rocker Ozzy Osborne INXS's Michael Hutch University of Arizona offers more than 40 courses: pose the fashion world to this (an emulation of satanic ence, whose Samson-esque, anthropology, art, bilingual education, folk music and hairless trend. psycho Charles Manson) to curly locks were once a folk dance, history, phonetics, political science, Spanish The short-clipped Punk the petite. Irish lass Sinead trademark of his sex appeal, look of seventies bands like O'Connor have un-locked made Uttle girls (and big glrls lmguage and literature and intensive Spanish. Six week the Sex Pistols and The Clash their heads. too) cry, when he showed up session. July 3 - August 11 , 1989. Fully accredited made way for the shiny, For evidence of this trend, at the Grammies as hairless program. M.A. degree in Spanish offered. Tuition $510. Skinhead chic of the eighties. you have only to look to MTV, as the butt of a baby rabbit. Now the bald trend seems with chrome domes Sinead In keeping with the trends, Room and board in Mexican home $540. to have made the cross-over and the guy from Midnight Confetti gladly submits its EEO/AA from the militant Skins to the Oil singing to us hourly. candidates for baldness: the Write non-Skin sector. Even the recent Grammy billiard look. Guadalajara Summer ·school Education Bldg., Room 225 University of Arizona Tuscon, AZ 85721 (602) 621-4729 or 621-4720 EXPERT SYSTEMS - Computer Programs That Embody Human Expertise In Financial Administration 5:00 P.M., Thursday March 2, 1989 ·Auditorium College of Business Admin 1stration University of Central Florida Sponsored By ~ Beta Alpha Psi ' Beta Gamma Sigma The Student Accounting Association The Student Finance Association of the College of Business Administration . And The Harry Langdon Orlando Chapter, Anancial Execu~ives Institute Musicians (clockwise) Bangles, Bon Jovi, Tiffany and Crystal Gayle are Confetti's candi dates for the latest hair trend in the chic world of fashion: the billiard look. 6, c.onretti, March 2, 1989 COMEDY FROM PAGE 1 craft down. Second, professionals use open mike night to hone their skills and try new material." According to co-owner Joe Sanfel "It's not real hard for comedians to lippi, "You can't fudge quality. That's break into the market," comments why we have top acts. People want to Maltezos. "It's important to realize know that they are going to see a good that every comedian has his own show. At Bonkerz, they're guaran material and his own style." teed that." One of Bonkerz's features, Darrell Maltezos stresses Bonkerz's con Hammond, started in comedy 14 sistency in being able to bring in top months ago. His ability to do nearly name acts like Andrew Dice Clay, 25 impressions helped establish him Elaine Boosler and John Mendoza. quickly. They work closely with other major Outside of impressions, his act clubs like Dangerfield's and ranges from politics to grossities Governor's in Long Island, New York. such as taking his teeth out and Their agency, the Rick Messina spitting. Agency, has offices in New York and Though he found the work intimi Los Angeles, reinforcing their ability dating, Hammond made it through. to attract top names. He learned to work the crowds. "All Bonkerz is also the headquarters Nationally known comedians Andrew (Dicemon) Dice Clay and Paula bits (of comedy) have a series ofjokes. for Star Search in the Central Florida Poundstone, recognized for their many television appearances, have been If the bits don't work, change the region. With the film industry grow • among the headliners acts at the local comedy club, Bonkers. subject - fast." ing in the area, this seems appropri The Comedy Zone recently started ate. According to George, "comedy is Lester Bibbs. clean-cut humor." a program that provides workshops a hard life when you're not making Clark stresses the cleanliness of Both clubs insist that an "open for comedians. In turn, the comedi money, but for many it's a step up to his acts. lhere's not a lot of foul mike night" is a necessity. Open mike ans emcee feature shows for free. the movies." language in the acts we have. Good night is good for two reasons, accord Comedy club managers have real The Comedy Zone also attracts top comedy doesn't have to rely on four ing to Joe San Felippi. "First, it's good ized what viewers have known for names such as James Gregory and letter words. We offer just good, for new comedians to get their stage- years--comedy is here to stay ALBUM FROM PAGE 2 cate drum arrangement alone is a celebration of Carrington's deftness and creativity on her chosen in strument. Side two also includes the songs "Human Revolution," "Real Life Story" and "Pleas How to get ant Dreams" which combine styles ofmusic from Indian to jazz and rock. As if "cream of the crop" musicianship was not thro college with enough, the production on Real Life Story is also flaw less. Robert hving and Car rington join forces to deliver this fine-tuned work of audio art. moneyto spare: Real Life Story stands out among the common pop rock albums that dominate the charts. 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