Costumes for Carnival Must Represent Dress Worn Before 1900 S U'WESTE VOLUME XV. MEMPHIS, TENN., APRIL 6, 1934 Number 25 Carnival Tomorrow; "S" Club Dance After Court Costumes To JONES, MALONE WILL RULE CARNIVAL COURT Everyone In Be Worn To Fete Spirit Annual Hop For Carnival MEMBERS OF Dress Will Represent MEMBERS OF Fourth Annual April Fool That COURT Worn Before 1900 COURT Occasion CLIMAX TO FESTIVITIES JONES, MALONE TO RULE John Hines Clark Porteous Negro Orchestra Will Add Julia Marie Schwinn Lucille Woods Schwinn, Hines Are Lady, Color to Event V V V Lord-in-waiting

Plans for the annual "S" Club dance Mac Elder Alvan Tate Southwestern's fourth annual April following the coronation and court Ethel Taylor Priscilla Painter Fool Carnival takes place tcmarrow. presentation Saturday night are rapid- Groups are seen here and there on the ly materializing and from the looks of campus discussing plans for the gala things there'll be a hot time in the event. With the announcement of the old town that night. Andy Edington Charles Crump king of the festivities the court mem- Germania Hall, a negro orchestra, Sarah E. Gemmill Olive Black bership is complete. Harvey Jones, prizes for the most original cos- sophomore, Montgomery, Alabama, was tumes, and the presence of King Har- elected to the honor and vill reign vey Jones with Queen Humko ought with Miss Ella Kate Malone, Mem- to be inducement enough for even the QUEEN ELLA KATE KING HARVEY phis, senior. old moss backed to shine up their Complete program plans have been shoes and venture forth. As an added worked out by a committee of Andrew attraction, Jack Lloyd will be on the +. . Edington, Julia Marie Schwinn and door. Carroll Cloar. Strprise awaits every- The most recent development is the one when the activities take place in engaging of a high class negro orch- Seventeen On Lord-in-waiting Kappa Delta the gymnasium beginning at 7:30 p.m. estra, which has not previously played l Lady, The "S" Club dance will follow the for Southwestern dances to add color First Alumnae To program. to the already kaledioscopic event. Period Costumes for the event will be pat- Members of the court and their dates are: Ella Kate Malone with Harvey Jonies. terned after dress worn before 2900. Julia Marie Sehwinn with John Farley, HonorRoll Give Formal The committee requests that students Priscilla Painter with Carruthers Love, Olive Black with Hudson Dick, Ethel Tay- follow this idea closely. lor with Joe Moss, Sara Elizabeth Gemmill Julia Marie with Andy Edington, Lucille Woods with Five On First Roll: Twelve On Occasion To Honor Actives Schwinn and John John Streete. John Hines with l-tetsv Atn Hines, as runners up in the king and Mohead, Aivan Tate with Nelle McMahan, Second; Issued By On April 14; Bill Clark Porteous with Margaret Clay Faul- queen election, will serve as Lady and haber, McLemore Elder with Peggy Walk- Office Today Taylor To Play Lord-in-waiting. er. Charles Crump with Muriel Bucking- ham. Other students who wilt attend are, Seventeen students are on the honor Alumnae of Kappa Delta will enter- Joan Gillette with Richard Mays, Edna tain the actives with the Annual Barker with Jack Galbreath. Martha Chase roll for the first report period of the with Billy Walker. Boyce Leigh Sadler second semester, which is issued by Spring Formal, Saturday night, April MUSIC CLUB with Alex Gilliar. Kate Otey Etdins with Club. Henry NaIl, Selden Ford with Louis Weeks. the office today. 14th, at the Colonial Country Elizabeth Ford with John Baker, Virginia Five placed on the first roll and 12 Bill Taylor and His Royal Colle- IN LAST MEET Reynolds with James Wilson. Helen Gor- don with Jimmie Meadow. Cecile Porter on the second. Four seniors and one gians will furnish the music. There with Robert Pond. Catherine Davis with will be four no-breaks and a KD Memphis College Of Music David Edington. composed the first. Four se- lead-out. Jane Berlcher with L. A. Duffee, Bernice Sfreshman Will Be Guest Cavett with George Williss. Savilla Mar- Ferns and palms will he used for tin with Charles Maxey. Cornelia Ien- FIRST HONOR ROLL ting with Jerry Porter. Sally Griffin with decorations and all the rooms adjoining At the third and last meeting of John Gaither, Kate Farnsworth with Roh- the ballroom will be thrown open to Me- lf. Oln"ia Reamn's with Donald James B. Breazeale AAAAA Southwestern Music Club, Sunday at the guests. John Ellanor Hooker with Tdm Well- Herbert L. Cain AAAAl 3:30 p.m., at the SAE lodge, members ford, Clanr Davis wsith Charles Nash, Mar- John Julia Marie Schwinn, senior, and John Hines, sophomore, will be Lady Caret Haagt with Ien Weddington, Doro- H. Fischbach AAAAA Invitations bearing the coat-of-arms of the faculty of Mmphis College of thy Jackson with Grover Durant, Leverley Henry Oliver AAAAA and Lord-in-waiting for the Carnival festivities. They were runners-up in have been issued to all fraternity men Music will be presented in a program Moore with David Gibson. Beverly Boothe the election for King and Queen. with Allen Gary, Ann Sledge with Wiley Leon T. Webb AAAAA on campus. There will be other in- of Chamber Music. Jones. vited guests, and those who will attend Charlotte Stanage w ith Robert Williams. The program: from other sororities are: Virginia Rey- Betsy O'Brien with Raford Herbert, Sara SECOND HONOR ROLL Sot a in C Mil-r. Op. i (-riegr...... Naill with Drayton Snith, Evelyn Gragg nolds and Margaret Hyde, Chi 0; Allegro Motto Esd Aplsassiantata with Harold High. Rosine Worthitgton DEBATE TEAM SOU'WESTERN Joe Gordon AAAAAB Theresa Lilly and Mary MCallum, Allegretto Eopi ,ssivo Ala ttonanza with Bill Hunt. Virg'nia West with Johnny Allegroa AnintGO Roberts, Frates Portlock with Jates Virginia Alexander AAAAB AOPi; Olga Iartmann and Lucille Joseph Hnkel. violin; Cary. Eleanor Trezevant with Alan Cody, OFF MONDAY ON AIR WAVES Woods, Zeta; Sarah Elizabeth Gem- Herbertl~ Summersld, efi piano Elizabeth Perry of Tunira. Miss., with Rodney Baine AAAAB Sereide for tw, o violis. Op. hI.... Sioding Sidney Strickland, Franc's Mae Weatherali Herschel Banks AAAAB mill and Mary Grace Broadfoot, Tri- Allegro non troppo with George Gish, Mary Day Brennan with Second Tour Will Go Into Program Through W M C At Delt. Atagio Max Usrey, Margaret Lueck with Ed Rey- Mildred Brandes AAAAB Alegretto nolds. Mary Laughlin with Dahney Cruntp, Douglas Johnston AAAAB Mississippi 7 Tonight Julia Marie Schwinn, president of Mr. ant Mis. Joseph Hnkel: Elizabeth Harvey with John Htughes. Herbert Sutitierfield, acompanist Jane Tayloe with Billiard Jordan. Char- Louis Nicholas AAAAB the active chapter; Mrs. Frank Fred- Trio. Op. a...... Tsc~iaiko" sky lotte Berlin with Kenneth Turner. Loulse John Pepper AAAAB Southwestern will he featured in a eric, president of the alumnae chapter, Thbma con variazioni Carroll with Marion Butler, Mary McCal- Winfield Quails, Charles Barton Varlaziote fitale e coils Ca- AAAAB 30-minute broadcast through hoq wtth Fred Harned, Mary VirginIa Olivia Reames and Ed. Hutchinson will leave Mon- WMC and the president of the chapter to be Joseph I itiekel. violin; pell with Harry Webb, Mabel Frances Gray Scudder Smith AAAAB day morning on a five-day debating tonight at 7:oo. The broadcast is be- elected for next year will receive the Santi I'appatardo, 'cello: with David Flowers. Margaret Varner with Herbert Sutittite 'field, piato. Mac Givens. Jean Johnson with Bob John- Robert Walker AAAAB trip into Mississippi. The Pi Kappa ing donated through the courtesy of guests with their dates. son. Lida Willey with Kalford Ratcliffe, R. Young Wallace AAAAB Lake-Spiro-Cohn, Inc., Memphis adver- France McKinnon with Shannon Fisher, Delta question of presidential powers Patronesses and their husbands who Catherine Dickinson with Howard White. will be used in all debates, tising concern. The program will be will chaperon are: Dr. and Mrs. W. Monday night Quails and Hutchin- arranged so as to place Southwestern R. Atkinson, Dr. and Mrs. Willis Christian Union niors, four juniors, two sophomores son will meet Ole Miss in Oxford at before the vicinity for recognition in Campbell, Mr. and Mrs. Terrell KD Plans Bridge and two freshmen were on the second. 7:30, upholding the negative side cf its campaign program now being car- Brame, Mr. and Mrs. Bayard Snow- Elects Officers This period's total is two less than the question. Tuesday night those ried on. den, Mr. and Mrs. Phil Wallace, and that of the last report period total. same two will take the negative against The Men's Chorus, Southwestern Mr. and Mrs. E. H. McCormick. Officers for 2934-35 were elected at Benefit April 21 The loss was from the first honor Mississippi State at Starkville. Players, Quartette and members of the a meeting of the Christian Union Cab- roll. student body will take part on the Kappa Delta's Annual Benefit Bridge Barton and QuaIls meet Millsaps in inet Monday night in the Bell Room. program. Alvan Tate will act as Party will be held Saturday afternoon, Jackson Wednesday night and Missis- Jameson Jones will serve as president; master of ceremonies. The broadcast Chi Omega Holds April 2aS, at 2:3O' at the Colonial sippi College at Clinton Thursday Young Wallace as vice president and Scientists Discuss will have continuity throughout, each Country Club. night. Southwestern will uphold the Thelma Worthington, secretary-treas- number logically following the other. Founder's Banquet Dixie Mae Jennings, social chairman, Indisposed Whales affirmative in these two contests. urer. will return to Memphis Script for the program is written by has charge of arrangements. Others The team A committee composed of David EA- At the hi-weekly meeting of the about Lake-Spiro-Cohn men. Active chapter of Chi Omega enter- Catherine Davis and Friday. The trip will cover ington, chairman, assisting her are: Science Club last night three fifteen- tained pledges and alumnae with a Tommy Fuller and candy; Mary Ken 6oo miles. William Betty Ann Lea, minute papers were read. William Founder's Day banquet last night in Lapsley was appointed to West. tickets make arrangements for Hubbard and Virginia Walker spoke on "Ambergris," which the campus lodge. the annual Kappa Sigs To Conclave Gridiron Banquet. and ticket sales; Virginia Hoshall, is a substance secreted by sick whales Porteous III Virginia Reynolds acted as toast- Coppedge and Catherine Orr, Eleanor and valuable for the making of per- Clark Porteous, editor of The Sou-' Harte Thomas, Alvan Tate, Herbert mistress. At the close of the banquet, and Margaret Lueck, attendance prizes fume. Bill Hunt discussed "The Re- weter, is confined to his bed this Pierce, Clint McKay and Jack Crosby Evelyn Gragg rendered several vocal table prizes; Martha Shaeffer and lationship of Color to Sexual Selec- week from physical disorders. He hopes attended the district conclave of numbers. at Fierce Melodrama Olive Black, properties. tion," while John Farley's paper was to be on his job again after the week's Kappa Sigma over the week-end New officers were introduced to the A special feature will be a fashion on "Surface Tension." recuperation. University of Tennessee in Knoxville. alumnae chapter. show, of which Julia Marie Schwinn At French Club is in charge. Tickets are 2e and can be bought Cercle Francais will be entertained from any member of the active chapter. Play This On Your Mandolin If Something's Not Screwy next Wednesday by Prof. and Mrs. Martin Storn at their home on Forrest Avenue. The meeting will begin As for the other members, if Clark Great Work, sisters. Stylus Club To Meet Well, folks, tomorrow is the day. males in the student body to lunch promptly at 4:30. every day was unsuccessful in con- Porteous is able to get out of bed by Charlie Crump knew all along that All members of the Stylus Club of After weeks of wondering, surmising. The feature of the program will be vincing them that his virtues out- tomorrow night he will shuffle down he would be in the court, for there was Sigma Upsilon will present their orig- and speculating te court is announced a torrid melodrama, "La Fleure Fanee" weighed Harvey's (and that, too, in the aisle with Lucille Woods, who no other senior who had a chance, ex- inal compositions at the meeting of in its entirety and everything points to (The Wilting Flower) written by addition to a wagon-load of politicking found that Zeta hasn't lost its political cepting Andy Edington and it is an the club to be held in the Bell Room one of the most successful Carnivals Kate Galbreath, who will play the part on the side). power by a long shot. Clark was so unwritten tradition that two seniors Tuesday evening. The best of these ever given here. of the heroine. Alvan Tate will be v'ery close. In the overcome by the fact that he was less must be in the court. submitted for pub- Very few know what the program is The election was the hero, John Hines, the villain, and compositions will be than ten votes behind the runners-off to he. Plans, under the direction of primary, four of the seven men in the Blectios's Gone Sophomore Gladys Jane Caughlin, the mother. lication in Scarab. women in the first election that he has had to Andrew Edington, Julia Marie Schwinn court and five of the seven Speaking of seniors, it appears from Mme. Hatcher of the Pentecost-Or- other. take to his bed to recover. Music At Bible Class and Carroll Cloar, have been so under- were within rs votes of each the result of this election that the school rison School for Boys will read Al- The runoff tes the closest in the his- A musical program has been ar- cover that they themselves have for- Despite a KS Drive has gone sophomore. Look: phonse Daudet'# short story, "Eleil tory of the April Pool Carnival, with ranged for the Southwestern Bible gotten what they have planned. The Mac Elder and Andy Edington de- Seniors: Ella Kate Malone, Julia du Pete Gaucher." Mr. Eugart Ye- both the male and the female oppo- Class which will meet in Robb Social members of the court have even now monstrated to the satisfaction of the Marie Schwinn, Andy Edington, Char- nian of the Litle Theatre will give a nents finishing less than five votes Room at 9 a~m., Sunday. no idea of what characters in history campus that ATO is still the boss, lie Crump. dramatic reading from the first act of and fiction they will represent. All apart. Some fun, eh kid? politically and that despite a combined Rotnd's "Crano, de Bergerac." The Juniors: Sara Elizabeth Gemmill, we know is that Ella Kate is Humko, Kappa Sig drive. conclutdiag number on the program will Dial Article Maloce Won By A Molar Olive Black, Mac Elder, Alvan Tate. and there's no getting around it. her Chi Omega and AOPi are still blink- be a group of French songs sung by Mrs. Margaret Huzable Tonsnd Julia Marie Schwinn found that as ing eyes and arching brows at the fact Sophomore: Harvey Jones, Lucille Miss Grae Johnson. is the author of "Adult Education in Harvey Mhgel That Smile dignified manner was against her for that KD and Tri-Delt came through Woods, John Hines, Priscilla Painter, Siet Russia," the Dial article to p- By managing that seductive smile to ill-befitting an April Fool Queen, with two girls in the court each, and Ethel Taylor. the beat of his ability, Harvey Jones Ella Kate squirmed through by the pqar in Sunay's Coiasccia Appeal. themselves. While they were When the sophomore class can get Iniiat~es won the right to be king. (Time out flash of one molar. And both of the not they Kappa Sigma each other around, the five out of fourteen members of the while the fair sex gives a rising cheer) poor dears did almost as much sel'- busy pushing Kappa Sigma announces the iintis- Sigma Nu Iniites other two organizations were quietly court, something must be going on. John Hines, dragging out his weather- politicking as did the male runners- tion of William Hawkrins, Memphis iga Nu announce the initiation off. Well, oe of them had to win. ousting their secondary candidates. Play that on your mandolin. sophomoe. of Briht Horton, Memphis sophomore. beaten Chrysler and toting half the fe- Page Two 1HE SOU'WESTER _ _ __~ __ 11 1 THE SOU'WESTER SExchanges New Books III Who's Who Published Weekly by the Student Body of ill Faculty I Southwestern. the College of the Mississippi Lynx Calendar Valley, Memphis, Tenn. M. L. McQUEEN Olive Black, who is referred to in The University of Colorado student Friday Historical works are filling a prom- Entered as second-class matter at the who makes the "dumbest break" on the inent place in the library book shelves. the scandal columns as the girl whose postofflce at Memphis, Tenn., under the r:3-Zeta Tau Alpha Meeting. At last the reason has come out names represent a "vile color combina- act of March 3, 1878. campus each week receives an award. Three important new books are: Rom- why Professor M. L. MacQueen is tion," is a home grown product, re- What price gloryl Saturday an Political Institutions, A Short His- Memphis, Tenn., April 6, 1934 u always making his "cracks" about the ceiving her earlier education in Cen- 7:3o--April Fool Carnival. tory of Women, and The End of the state of Arkansas; he was born in VOL. XV. NO. 25 tral, or Lausanne, or Hutchinsons- This looks like English 22: 8:3o---"S" Club Dance. Ancient World. The first of these, by Alabama, in Anniston, Alabama, to be Leon Homo, is a contribution of the forgot just where. From Santa Monica Junior college Sunday exact. His father is a minister and CLARK PORTEous...... Editor-in-Chief 5study of development of political insti- Olive is a junior now, and is one of exam papers: A taxidermist is a kind has received an honorary D.D. degree Room 202 Calvin Hall-Phone 7-9279 9:oo a.m.-Southwestern Bible tutions, this time from city to state. the outstanding members of her class. of thick fog, a toreador is a really from Southwestern. Class The second, by John Langdon-Daire, She was included in the Lynx beauty EDITO)RIAL STAFF bad storm; pooling-a practice in- Like many other Alabama residents, SCHWINN...... Asst. Editor 4 :30-Episcopal Club Meeting. tells why we behave like men and section her freshman year and last year JULIA MARIE dulged in by young men, about town school for his CARROLL CLOAR...... Asst. Editor women-a book that humanizes a fun- he chose a Tennessee there wasn't an annual (so what?). JIMMIE MEADOW...... Managing Editor S. . and SAE's. Monday early education and entered Tate damental problem of science: women's She has only recently gained the honor JOHN HINES...... Feature Editor 2:oo-Tri-Delta Meeting School at Shelbyville. In 1914 he en- JOHN FARLEY ...... Sports Editor :oo-Chi Omega Meeting. relations to men and society, from of being selected to the April Fool BILL DUEEASE...... News Editor 3 rolled at Southwestern, then in Clarks- As a punishment for stealing pencils Eearliest times to the present day and Carnival court. REPORTERS 3 oo-AOPi Meeting ville. As it did to so many other from the library at the University of fbeyond. The latter by Ferdinand Lat, Olga Iartmann Elizabeth Robinson 7 :3o-ATO Meeting. Olive is the feminine representative Oregon, students are deprived of their a member of L'lnstitute and professor students, the World War interrupted Harvey Heidelberg Tommy Fuller Kappa Alpha Meeting on the Honor Council Sheldon McNeil Malline Lyon shoe laces which are used to tie the at the University of Paris, is a mas- Prof. MacQueen's college course, and from the Junior John Hughes Richard Alexander Sigma Nu Meeting. the Officers' Training class. pencils to the desk. tterly synthesis, in which the author he entered John Quanthy Wiley Jones PiKA Meeting. Louis- Alec Gilliam Lucius Cook Attention, psychology studes. describes Rome's desolution, economic Camp of the Field Artillery at Miss Black is considered a dainty Chloe Burch Leon Patton Kappa Sigma Meeting. ville but was never sent operseas. Aft- Jack Crosby 1retrogression, decay of art and litera- stepper in terpsichorean circles. When Louis Duffee er the Armistice he came back to South- Rosine Worthington Savllla Martin The modern co-ed is a gold digger Tuesday 1ture, "malady of religion," and the I break on her I always say "As western and took his B.A. in r9t9. and for all she can get, according to 6:oo-Ministerial Club. l racial upheaval caused by the invasion OLIVE and breathe." ALVAN TATE ...... Business Manager the opinion of 25 per cent of the co-eds Meeting of barbarians. Professor MacQueen then became a 209 S. McLean-Phone 7-3958 7 :3o-TNE at the University of Western Ontario, are: a commentary member of the faculty of the College Wednesday Other works BUSINESS STAFF Canada. 1upon Browning's The Ring and the of Engineering at the University of Cage Awards Manager DUFF GAITHER...... Circulation Are they still saying that - we 4:o---Kappa Delta Meeting i Book, by A. K. Cook; Matthew, Ar- Wisconsin. He took his M.A. in math- Basketball sweaters for '33-'34 have GEORGE WILLIS....Asst. Circulation Mgr. as freshmen. ematics there in 1923. He was ap- HARTE THOMAS, LOUISE CARROLL.... learned Thursday 1nold, by Hugh Kingsmill; Unromantic been awarded to Barefield, Rasberry, ...... Advertising Solicitors Spain, by Mario Praz; and The Com- pointed professor of mathematics here Ed Mays, Dick Mays and Wallace. 7: o-SAE Meeting. A subscription to The Sou'wester is $3 Personality tests for the screen are 3 mon Sense of Music, by Sigmund at Southwestern the same year and has Pfrangle, a senior, was given a gold the year in advance. offered at New York University for Spaeth. continued at that post ever since. He basketball. students at various times during the The Dawn of Concience, telling of took his Ph.D. at the University of academic year. The students judge the sources of our moral heritage in Chicago last summer. Professor Mac- and is also director of District of the THE whether a candidate has improved or the ancient world, is by James A. Queen's particular mathematical field American Alumni Council, The Alumni slumped in magnetism and charm. Dorm Life Breasted. is that of projective differential geom- Magazine of which he is editor-in- COLLEGIATE New power test, eh ... . what, no Frank Shay's Here's Audacity deals etry. chief was begun by him in 1927, the boys? Hooker. Evergreen Hall with American Legendary Heros. He has served as Alumni Secretary first of its kind ever to be published WORLD at Southwestern. Easter is over but it took some of of Southwestern for the past six years, the blase De Pauls stu- I Just when the co-eds a mighty long time to tear track. "Prince" is determined to fill The "Masculine Revolt," pictured by it had dent body was convinced that themselves away from home, families out those shoulders and go in for that Gilbert Seldes in Scribner's this month, the announce- experienced every thrill, (or ?) and to get back to work. Al- "cave-man" stuff in a big way. skate party came as received a mighty squelch at South- ment of a roller most everyone did go back to the old Representing Robb Hall on the track electrofying innovater. western last week when four women an home town but Malline and Olga. The are Bob Pfrangle, John Baker and WVe've got the skaters, let's throw a latter breezed off to Marvell undulated down the aisles to Alpha with Ernest Sawrie. "Co" Cain is going party. Elizabeth and reports much goings on to start today working with the sh t SPORTS Theta Phi honors. One man received for a small town in Arkansas. and discus so that he can be the weight this recognition of intellectual pursuits. We see by the papers that sorority Malline finally got back Tuesday man on the team. SAVE AT SEARS girls at Oregon State College dances afternoon from her holidays in Clarks- serve waffles and that down at Louisi- ville and had much to The daughter of a famous mother say about an ON SPORT GOODS ana State, hot chocolate was served interesting new acquaintance. Calvin Hall has made a brilliant mark in the field at the exams. Wonder if Southwestern The song for the week over here Calvin Hall was well chaperoned -Endorsed by World Champions. of science. Mme. Irene Curie-Joliot co-eds know what a waffle looks like, seems to be "Over somebody else's over the holiday week-end by John has recently achieved artificial radio- much less being able to cook one. The shoulder,"-too bad the words haven't (the Goof) Streete and his cue ball sounds like good activity, a discovery which may pro- last item, however, been learned yet cause it's had enough roommate, John Franklin Bethea. "BILL TILDEN" TENNIS BALLS- psychology, mixing the bitter with the to have to listen to the way the tune vide a cheap but effective substitute Streete and Bethea report no robberies, sweet! is murdered-oh, how these girls love thefts or break-ins. Usual 45c value, each ...... 39c for that rare, expensive cancer treat- to sing. Most of the boys made off to points "WHIZ" TENN!S RACQUET- ment. Pay phones have been taken out of If anyone sees a starved looking pup where cares and tribulations of college the dorms at Columbia because the around, it will most probably be Mary life could be forgotten for the brief Full size, Ash Fram e ...... Mc's mascot so The Senior memorial tree was torn students used shoelace tips instead of please return. spell. Cloar and Moss went back to asunder by lightning which traveled at nickels. the first love, Arkansas. Porteous and BASEBALL, Regulation size, the rate of 28,550 miles a second, ac- Warning, Robb Hall! Stewart Hall Meadow saw the lights and sounds Guaranteed for innings of Alabama. Cobb went all the way 18 79c cording to the recent findings of Phy- Nothing much of interest in this, the sicists in South Africa. The University of Alabama has a to Pulaski, Tennessee, to see his home premises of men's dormitories, this and head BASEBALL SHOES- peculiar social system which is brought week. Practically everyone deserted folks only to turn around by the fact that there are more back to Memphis the next morning. Toe and Heel Plate, pair...... $2"79 Mrs. Robert Gordon Switz, recently about the confines of the hall for Easter. But Steel than three boys to every girl. came back sane arrested in Paris as one of the leaders they are all back, safe and sound. Butts Galloway I guess. after going home to Bolivar. in an international spy ring, is a for- Survival of the fittest, Stewart again leaps into the spot- again JOE CRONIN, JR. GLOVE- a mer student of Vassar. light of Memphis sports with the en- Rehfeldt gave Jackson, Mississippi, Genuine Horsehide, full size...... $1.59 U. of Vermont co-eds have decided trance of Harold High in the Commer- treat and his roommate Weddington that this year's perfect man must be went through Clarksdale on the way Modernist art critics are clashing cial Appeal boxing tournament. Chick- dark and handsome with a keen to Meridian. with the conservatives over whether tall, en looks like a cinch to walk thru it humor, blue eyes and a liking "Goon" Gee says they've had a cou- there can be "machine art." As for sense of with Pickens as his second and that He should also be a good ple of new calves and a litter of pigs Southwestern students, we can specu- for sports. certain red-headed co-ed to manage dancer and have a well groomed ap- him and furnish the support. in Lambert since he was last there. and late that their hopes are not for the Sears, Roebuck Co. pearance. They're still marrying the Sherman and Cannon came back exhibition of lavatory panels, door The track men in Stewart Hall are . . . and Harvey, if with open arms to greet each other- knobs, ball-bearings, and berry-bowls other kind though all working hard, and it looks like hair. looked like they'd been apart for quite at the neighboring Brooks Memorial you had dark Stewart should be well represented this spring. If Ras can keep his mind off a spell. Gallery. would like to announce Oklahoma A. & M. College had on the women, he should go pretty well, Calvin Hall men, results were tab- record in its early days a ruling re- and Pickens is a cinch for the two- its most popular Intensive alumni work at Mississippi telephone poll. Most pop- quiring all students to leave theif fire- mile event. ulated by State last year secured for that college runner up, Henry arms outside the building. ular-Jess Sowell; a redoubtable Freshman football team, most popular, Pop PARTNERS WITH Now it ought to be chewing gum. Van Neste; third one which won every game as opposed Robb Hall Gun Kelly-all because of a little boy. to a string of defeats the preceding Spring seems to have gotten the should year, when the Alumni Clubs were "I believe that all students gentlemen in Robb this week and most THE PUBLIC in college and not organized. try to have a good time everyone has been outside enjoying the I understand that quite a few of them warm breezes. Consequently, there has told a Katherine Cornell will lend much to have succeeded," Don Marquis been a lack of life inside the dormitory. STRAND Princetonian reporter. the starved record of Memphis drama Some of the boys had pretty nice FRI. - SAT. - MON. next Friday and Saturday. Those who He must have heard of us. Easter trips last week. Besides the can tolerate Shaw will feast on her ones who went to their homes, Andy This institution is a part of the performance in Candida. The Barretts Subject of a recent group debate at Edington went to Alabama and fresh- "THE 9TH of Wimpole Street will find South- Concordia College, in Moorhead, man Jones took a trip to Florida and civic and commercial life of western men and women in the loges, Minn.: "Resolved, that a house burns back by University of Alabama. White GUEST" ushering, and in the galleries. up and not down." prolonged his vacation by a couple of That's enough to burn anybody up. days and didn't return until Tuesday. with the community, and is inter- Strickland and Heidelberg have be- Ambitious movie producers snatched Genevieve Tobin Believe It-Here It Is: come athletic and each morning about for a goodly sum that bulky opus, Donald Cook ested in every worthy enter- Anthony Adverse, pride of ODK's McGill University (Canada) stu- 5:3o they get up and work out on the pride, Harvey Allen, found it too dents have turned out in such numbers Hardie Albright lengthy for production. for ping-pong matches that the school prise. has built a snecial bleacher section to Eye. The favorite game in New York accomodate all spectators.-College HE'S LAUGHING! TUES. - WED. - THURS. now is that olde one about the number of E's on a package of Camels, dressed A new discovery bv an Ohio State Lew Ayres, Patricia Ellis, up in novel array. The new twist is University scientist: "Too mu'h study- Frank McHugh, Isabelle ing and close work are the major causes the number of times the name, "Lea Jewell, Robt. McWade andtPerrins" is used on a bottle of for the weak and strained eyes of many that company's table sauce. If you're students." in Memphis Power & Light Company on the inside of a bet that you can Yeh, close work is had, McKay . . tell the exact number of times it is Pierce. "LET'S BE used, you've easy money. At Stanford co-eds must pass a phy- To the unitiated, the number is 55. sical examination before they are al- RITZY!" The catch is that on the black border lowed to stay oit until s2 o'clock on until r:3o on Satur- I I of the front label there are forty tiny week nights and You'll Grin Too When Lea and Perrinses that the new-one- day nights. one before at-the-game misses. Official count i Probably have to pass 40 on the black band, seven on the red they get out too! You Try Our band rf the same label, five on th" label itself, and three on the back The Parenthesis Club. unique organ- "2 A BETTER POSITION label. Total. 55. A boy at Columbia ization at the State Teachers College FOR I" last week cleaned up over $4oo bet- in Trenton, N. J.. is only open to bow- YOU CAN GET IT ting this way, 'tis said. legged men.-Davidsonian. 2 Barbecues for 20c May be we could organize a chapter here! 2 Hamburgers for 10Oc Hundreds of teachers, students and college graduates will earn two hundred dollars or more this summer. SO CAN YOU. Hundreds of others will secure a better position and a larger salary for next Poet Scorner Congratulations: to Chet Wynne, 2 Ice Cream Sodas year. YOU CAN BE ONE OF THEM. Complete information and helpful suggestions will be mailed new athletic director at Kentucky. goid on receipt of a three cent stamp. (Teachers address Dept. T. All others address Dept. S). Little Bo Peep loses all her sleep; luck, but we'll be seeing you in the for 25c And no one knows where to find'er. fall; to Jane Diggs, Hall of Fame But leave her alone, and she'll come at M. S. C. W. and W. C. Speers, CONTINENTAL TEACHERS AGENCY, INC. home, Jr. Hall of Fame at Ole Miss; t 17, who will re- 1812 Downing Street Denver, Cole,. Dragging her a husband behind'er. Ethel Edwards, aged ceive A.B. degree from U. of Arkan- TERRACE Covers the ENTIRE United States At a party up in heaven sas this summer, the youngest student ever to graduate from there; to th' School Officials! You may wire us your vacancies at our expense, if speed is urgent. You will re- They heard an angel state: FOUNTAIN ceive complete, free confidential reports by air mail within 36 hours. Plug the key-hole please, St. Peter. faculty of Temple. for rating "ccmps" Walter Winchell's at the gate. to the sophomore prom. THE SOU'WESTER Page Three _ ___I __ ~1~11~______~ M u sing s much in evidence to warn the boys to Are M U si1 g S be careful ... that Dr. Atkinson has As With Most Conventions, O.D. K. Lynx Students OF A a "cute" crooked stem pipe . . . that exams are only about seven weeks Delegates Returned Wiser At the second annual initiation, Phi Guests At Recital OrO off . . . shut up. Circle will take in another honorary Several Would that I were a fluffy little The recent pilgrimage to Tusca- came on many more of these conven- member. Mr. W. C. Johnson will be Southwestern students were butterfly that could flit happily and Things I would like to be enlight- loosa, Alabama, to attend the Press tions he'd completely lose his infe- inducted. Mr. Johnson is an alumnus guests of the Second Congregational carefree to and fro among the dainty ened about . . . how a wash woman Convention held there, by members of riority complex! It really wasn't safe of Southwestern and is one of Mem- Church at a recital last week. Will primroses, gather sweet smelling nec- swings . . . why Frances Portlock, the staff of The Sou'qoester, was pro- for any member of the crew (using phis' most prominent business men. He Elkins presented passes to some mem- tar from the honey suckles, and be Annie Laure Pentecost, Virginia Alex- ductive of several humorous and illum- ex-sailor Edington's vocabulary) when has rendered valuable service to the bers of the student body in behalf of gently wafted by the soft zephyrs of ander, and Alex Gilliam are so little inating experiences. It is with a deep Farley started on one of his bombard- college, not only in a personal finan- the church. spring to my home high among the tree . . . why D. Edington talks so loud in feeling of obligation to the admirers ment of wise cracks. cial way, but also by devoting time Two talented young artists, Warner Lawson and Robert Hemingway, of tops. (Henry Oliver interposes at chapel . . . why Tate makes so much of the young gentlemen who made the Cook had his troubles, not having and energy to raising funds for col- Fisk University Music School, this point). "How do you know that noise in The Sou.ester office . . . who trip, that the writer attempts to bring been there over a day when here comes lege. In view of his prominence in played Among the better known you aren't?" Oh me. left the fire on under the cleaning bath to light certain interesting facts con- Leon Jones and Alan Gary in to crowd Memphis, Mr. Johnson has brought a piano duets. numbers that they gave were Saint- in the organic lab last week . .. why cerning their life and conduct during him from his bed in the SAE house. great deal of prestige to Southwestern. I Jean Reid likes ice cream cones so the course of the journey there and re- Saens "Dance Macabre," Weber's "In- Yes and speaking of butterflies, The banquet Saturday night was would diagnose that look much . . . how a robin can spot a turn. vitation to the Dance." Rachmaninoff's wish someone swell. Edington and Farley had made .. Though not a delegate to the Press "Les Larmes" and "Paques." that embraces Bob Pond's homely worm so quickly in the ground contacts. Porteous, Hines. and Cook Neil Tapp Is Now a goat without a nose smells . . . Convention, Andy Edington was along. Sarah Elizabeth Gemmill, David and countenance when he is dancing with how weren't backward at all toward such kinda like why a plus a give 4 . . . why one has His fellow passengers, unfortunately, Andy Edington, Catherine Davis, Mac Virginia Hoshall. It looks places and their delegates as Monte- A Seattle Sailor gave him an opening to engage in one Elder, Dr. Wilson, Clark Porteous, a cow which has lost its cud. spring fever . . . why this doesn't stop. vallo, Agnes Scott, and Sophie New- of his famous discussions on, "The Sea," Charley Taylor, and Duff Gaither comb, and Meadow was on the other Neil Tapp, star football player, is or, "The Life, Loves and Morals of were among the Southwesterners seen Here's one for you to figure out . . . Better save your nickels and dimes, side of the house telling the glories now in Seattle, working on the fruit Sailors," said dissertation taking place at the recital. If one man could dig a well in ten boys and girls. The one and only of Southwestern to Alabama. steamer S. S. California. On his way days, could ten men dig it in one day? Guy Lombardo is coming to the Audi- between the towns of Olive Branch from here to New York, he visited and Columbus, a distance of about 175 A Cheer for Dr. Lang Bet you miss it the first time. torium next month. One of Southwestern's grand old Yale and Harvard. He set sail from miles. Some of us heard that he came N. Y. down the Atlantic seacoast Chi Delta Phi Meets through with a fine thirty minute dis- men, a professor at Alabama, Dr. Lang Several one-act plays were reviewed Scandal note of the week . . . What's through the Panama Canal to the Gol- Now I know why I wasn't admitted cussion from the floor during a busi- national president of ODK, made the at the hi-monthly to be done about the new triangle on den (ate, then to Seattle. meeting of Chi Delta into that select body of campus intelli- ness meeting of the convention. Hav- boys feel at home. The conversation Phi the campus? For the benefit of the A recent card to Sigma Nu follows: at the Tri Delta lodge Tuesday gencia, Alpha Theta Phi. I feel quite ing been unable to attend this meeting. with him was one of the highlights of afternoon. ignorant, Carroll Cloar, Martha Chase "Dear Fellows: sure that I couldn't hold my 3.2 as we can't substantiate the veracity of the trip. and John Pepper comprise the mem- Just a card from a "lonely sailor." Virginia Alexander was hostess. well as such great minds as Rodney this statement. Excitement reached its height when Maybe you don't remember the boy Baine, Olivia Reams, and especially bership. Hines took off over a railroad track They're Good Fellows who ran away last February. Chloe Burch. Porteous had little trouble getting and Meadow took off through the roof THEY'RE THE TALK Am writing from Puget Sound-I Besides being a good curator of the around. There seemed to be a Sigma of the back seat on the return trip. think that's the way to spell it. Any- OF THE TOWN- Things I wasn't aware of until the Lynx Lair, Tom Jones is blossoming Nu on every corner and waiting with As with most conventions, the dele- way the Canadian coastline is on one Those Pig'N Whistle present moment . . . that Babe Black out as an eminent scientist. Maybe open arms to greet the ex-Beta Sigma. gates returned wiser than when they side and Washington on the other- and Rosine Worthington walk to school you don't know it but he leaves that Farley made the Barbecue Sandwiches comment that if he first started. Several things were and pretty, boy, oh boy. sometimes . . . that Joe Penner really money box on the edge of the table learned: i.e. DRIVE BY FOR LUNCH- that a gas tank when Say you ought to see the P. Canal has a duck . . . that the discovery that when he is inhaling victuals on pur- STOP BY AFTER THE SHOW with little finger crooked gracefully once locked requires a key to be un- and the Golden Gate." a man has the same number of ribs pose. He wants to see how many im- raises it to his lips . . . takes a minia- locked, and that chiseling said tank open Sincerely, as a woman created quite a sen- beciles will stick their hands in it. ture draw . . .pushes it all out . . requires more knowledge than is rep- NEIL. PIG'NWHISTLE sation in the Middle Ages . . . that -(Adv.) settles back in his bed with a sigh of resented in the qualifications for a a fair co-ed at Ole Miss thought Bill infinite satisfaction . . . ah me . . B.A. or B.S. degree. Finally, that FOOD-SODA Walker was minister of the gospel at a Portrait of Clark Porteous smoking just like a female . . . but that's right, it is is absolutely possible for an SAE Dr. Cooper Leaves 1579 Union Ave. dance he attended last and hur- a cigarette Daintily accepts a light week ... I forgot, he isn't used to smoking a and a KS to sleep together in a Sigma Dr. Waller R. Cooper left last week / Herbert Hood., Jr., ried into a nearby room where square from companion . . . places it gently cigarette. (Moron's note. Do I have Nu house without an attending confla- to canvass new students in southern k, Mgr. dominoes and dead soldiers were very between thumb and forefinger . . the horse laugh? . . . Porteous is sick.) gration. Alabama.

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Coright 1914 The Amorlan Tobacec Compny. NOT the bottom leaves-they're i*ferior in quality-coarse and sandy! Page Four THE SOU'WESTER _ ._ II__ _ ATO, KS LEAD Even A House Fly Has Nerves, Trackmen Meet Vandy Correction IN HORSESHOES So Biology Interviewer Discovers The Sou'.westrn wishes to correct an error made last week. In Nashville Monday KA, SAE Follow Next In I crawled carefully along the edge looked rather puzzled and registered Big Mac has asked us to print that Miss Hazel Young is net of the blackboard and tried to appear complete blankness after doing so. Intra-mural Sport attending the dance with Barnes as inconspicuous as possible which for I flew over to a window Southwestern's track meet with Vanderbilt scheduled to be run ledge and but will be entertained as his ATO's' and Kappa Sigs got off to me is very inconspicuous, indeed. I heard a pretty girl whom someone had on Fargason Field tomorrow has been postponed until Monday in was determined (Big Mac's) guest. a good start in the horseshoe pitching to get the sweet and called Clay say to the guy with red Nashville. The announcement came \Vednesday as a result of a re- lowdown on the biology lab, where so tournament which began Tuesday, hair, "Vernon, I can't find a thing I'm by many of my friends as quest from Commodore Coach Bill Anderson to Southwestern both annexing a couple of wins and well as foes supposed to." have met with such a bitter end. I Bobcat Track Work coaches. going into a tie for first place. Kappa He said, "have you read your man- almost shuddered when Captain Carroll Cloar promises to Alpha follows with one win out of one I thought of ual ?" Bobcat track will start as soon as take Newton's place this year as an it, but didn't since I didn't want to spring football is over. Coach Mil- game played, while SAE holds third She, looking very disgusted, said, all-round star. He will run the ioo HIGH GOES lose my balance. ler has some good meets position by virtue of one win and one "Why, of course.' lined up with and 22o-yard dashes along with Mur- PUGILISTIC A bell rang. After what seemed to teams who are sure to give the Frosh A good looking boy spoken to as ray Rasberry, as well as broad jump- me about ten minutes several boys and plenty of competition. Louis Weeks, Charlie and his partner Leslie seemed ing. Harold (Chicken) High, BARNYARD GOLF girls straggled in and took their seats David Gibson, John Bethea, Bill Lap- to be making life brighter for Grover Durant and John Baker, Southwestern's top ranking grid STANDINGS at the long tables on either side of the the co- sley, and Arthur McDonald, are a performer of the past few years, eds in their vicinity, especially the with possibly Bob Pfrangle or Cloar, W. room. Still more came in even later few who are waiting to get started. is off to a successful amateur L. girl called Clay, fun running about the will sprint the quarter mile. Jack A T O ...... and took their places. There was much boxing career. High, a light- conversation lab and making wisecracks about other Crosby, Marion Cobb, and Durant will Kappa and general confusion. weight, made his debut in the Sigma ...... 2 o people's drawing. Spike McNeill is the kind of guy take care of the 88o-yard run. Kappa Alpha ...... r They Have Manuals that would steal a sixth annual Commercial Appeal Bill's A Good penny off a dead Bill Pickens, Hilliard Jordan, and SA E ...... One Egg and Catholic Club tournament x...... x girl thumbed rapidly through man's eye and buy an all-day sucker of endurance to step out in the mile TN E ...... I flew over to the other side of the Wednesday night with a techni- the yellow pages of a book (Which I with it for a kid with lock-jaw. Ernest Sawrie promise to have plenty Sigma Nu later discovered was room and found the blackheaded boy, cal knockout in the first round ...... o called a manual), and two-mile events. Non-frat ...... o and said, "Wonder what we've got whose name it seems is Bill, was hav- Gordon Fox and Cecil McCollum over William Boulton, a Mem- ing quite a time answering the innu- And now who is the guy that will PiK A ...... o 2 today? I think we're going to do mic- "snoop" so low as Winchell for will put the shot, and Cloar, Cobb, phian, at the Catholic Club. merable questions of a tall thin a few roscope work." boy measly and David Flowers will broad jump. The former Lynx quarterback called Blue. That boy really has an dollars. The girl sitting next to her said, Barnes, who did well last year in the let loose a barrage of blows, and inquiring mind. Bill must be be played off at a later date. In each "Well, at least we don't have to work a good pole vault and high jump, will enter Boulton was scampering over egg not to lose his patience. contest two single matches and one on those horrid, smelly old frogs." those events, and Jimmy Haygood will the ring, making no effort to de- doubles are played, the winner being About this time a man in a long I just couldn't help noticing an un- exhibit his roll form of high jump. fend himself. High worked so decided by the best two out of three. white coat strolled in and I says to usually pretty little girl addressed as WARNERS Although sophomores, John Hughes fast that Boulton had little time "WHERE THE BEST PICTURES Among the stars which stood out as myself, said I, that must be that Baker Lucy. She seemed to be enjoying lab and Baker are veterans at hurdling to put up a defense. thoroughly. PLAY" a result of he first two day's matches fellow whom I've heard so much about. and will run the low hurdles. Baker High was in the quarter-final were: Jimmy Wilson, Jonesboro flash Baker tried to appear very annoyed I was flying along quite peacefully, and Haygood will attempt the difficu't Continued Engagement card last night against Aaron Woody Butler, pride of SAE, and Rob- and said "When youse gals and guys trying to find out as much as possible, t2o-yard high hurdles. Four men to Jones of Memphis. ert Scott. the hope of Brownsville. get quiet I'll explain de woik" (or when a boy nibbling on chocolate and run the mile relay will be selected frcm loss. The games between KA and words to that effect). spoken to as Earl D. gave the most "WONDER Cloar, Rasberry, Baker, Barnes, Pfran- Sigma Nu, and TNE and Non-frats This he proceeds to do. I can't re- peculiar laugh I have had the mis- gle, and Durant. were rained out Wednesday and will peat it, it being too deep for my little fortune to hear; I just couldn't take Southwestern's prospects are fairly Blacks Again Whip BAR" brain. He then said something about it. Even a housefly has nerves, so I good. Much of the material is new Reds In Fast Tilt Says Ben Bogy: "To keep a date in the assistants giving out slides. At flew out of the window. "The Wonder Show of but talented. Vanderbilt is certain to perfect order: Take the car seat and this a red-headed boy and a black- the greet the Lynx with blood in its eye. Black Squad defeated the Reds in Century" wire completely. One misstep from haired boy to whom I hadn't paid since last their last weekly tilt. With the breaks year High, Edington, Wil- said date, apply the current. She is much attention before started handing ENGRAVED CARDS A WARNER BROS.' son, and Newton broke the 27-year un- the Blacks managed to push over three promptly shocked into submission. out the slides. PRODUCTION defeated record of the Commodore re- touchdowns. in spite of vigorous oppo- Great scheme, dont you think?" CORRESPONDENCE STATIONERY lay team. Microscope Work Puzzling sition by the Reds. Yeah, but wake up Bogy. Any mod- AT LOWEST PRICES ern, up-to-date guy will not have to It appeared that after the students Added- Both teams showed a good deal of depend on electricity. He can furnish received the slides they were supposed drive at times. Jones was outstanding S.C. Toof & Co. Vitaphone Varieties TENNIS STARS the shocks himself. to place them under the microscope and for the Blacks, while Crayons and hunt for something. Most of them Chappel showed up well for the Reds. BEGIN SEASON "Truck face Hammonds says noth- - - - , Ir The game for this week will be played ing disturbs his piece of mind." Won- this afternoon instead of Saturday as ATTENTION, TENNIS SHARKS! der whose 'piece of mind" he bor- Toxie Fortenberry Flexible Ranking Will Be New usual. System rowed when he said that. Appreciates Your Patronage at ALL TENNIS SUPPLIES and This column would like to sponsor "Strickland is going to listen to the JOHNSON'S EXPERT RE-STRINGING Tennis courts were opened Monday, some sort of contest between the Sphinx clucking of chickens and the mooing AT REASONABLE PRICES and Southwestern racqueteers imme- Club and the French Club. Palmer of cows at Dubbs, Miss." BARBER SHOP diately began stroking the ball. Hall will allow the use of one of the What kind, Strick, blondes or bru- North McLean LEDSINGER and DUNLAP Plans for selection of a team were telephone booths. nettes ? explained in a notice on the store bul------letin board Wednesday. Tentative ranking posted was: Dunlap, Ledsing- er, Oliver, Stewart, Barefield, Mays, Sherman, Flowers, T. Jones, H. Thomas. Candidates are to challenge any man not more than two positions above them to matches of two out of three sets. All results must be reported to Henry Oliver. A five-man squad will be selected soon, chiefly on the basis of the elimination records. Any man not listed who wishes to play may be- come eligible by seeing Dr. Rhodes. Freshman team eliminations will be- gin soon.

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