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By ALEX GUBBAY do with temporary rooms. and university to reimburse the students arc still waiting to he allocated for the inconvenience caged. & MATT GENEVER Another group of students could not move into their university properties OVER thirty freshers have A TALE OF TWO tin Springfield Mount us refurbishment been sleeping in hall libraries work had not been completed on time. COCK-UPS But fortune was on their side. They and common rooms this week were put up in the four star Merrion as university accommodation Full story page 7 litimle hotel at the contra: ton' rivn se. With Sky television. en-.our HARD LAIIIOUlt Home Secretary Jack Straw MP was back on campus reached breaking point. bathrooms and full cooked bleak fits's. thio wank to give the Frank Dawtry lecture at the Tenth Anniversary The Leeds University students permanent housing. they sot-in:him manageA t •111-05T Conference of the Centre for criminal Justice Studies Pic: Alex Gubbay had no alternative but to make And LPL' have called on the the week a little better

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NEWS Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 Campus copper to co-ordinate new initiatives

CAMPUS COPPER Matt By ALEX GUBBAY Hearing is set to co-ordinate a series of new police universities, who are both initiatives designed to extremely good at ss ii i h,-■, .11) improve the protection of anti I'm ohs Must!, rco..: i students against crime. to other Ideas. PC Hearing. who has recently -But this job is important taken on the job of liaising to me and the people at Millgarth between the police. both Leeds and we want to make it work." universities and the Leeds Claire Vogeli, Welfare Officer General Infirmary, will monitor at LU U. wholeheartedly supports LMU takes over the introduction of an enlarged the introduction of the scheme. safety- corridor between "The whole idea is to provide Westwood and Millgarth police both male and female students stations. with people to accompany them This will run along Otley home at night. local college Road and so cover the majority "It should also give students of Headingley, Hyde Park and much more sense of security in Woodhouse where most students Hyde Park and 'Woodhouse and HARROGATE College's By MATT GENEVER live. help reduce the demands on the proposed merger with "There will he a high Women's minibus." LMU has become a reality at Harrogate. It would he a concentration of uniformed police Students generally seemed after Government hit arrogant of us to come. officers in this area," he equally enthusiastic about the approval for the plan was along from Leeds and say confirmed." Walk Safe initiative. granted this summer. This is what you are getting' "And especially in the first Paul Hulse, a Fine Art 3rd The move. which formally as we've never studied or lived term to ensure that new students Year student at LMU. said: took place on August 1, will in Harrogate. arc not victimised. We will also "Anything which improves safety result in an influx of new LMU Vice Chancellor he running a series of plain- is a good idea. It's a nice idea. students to the university as Leslie Wagner added that the clothed initiatives." Cheers!" it will now cater for students move was important to break On a longer-term basis. PC And Tom Mowaje, a 3rd Year from 16 years of age to those down the divisions between Hearing hopes to help pioneer studying Graphics at LMU, said: on Ph.D programmes. further and higher education. the introduction of the Walk Safe "You can study and think more And LMUSU have He said: "Our first priority scheme in Leeds in conjunction clearly when you don't have allocattal sabbaticals a day to is to develop further education with both student unions. to worry so much about people work with staff and students provision in Harrogate to The programme. originally waiting to attack you. at the Harrogate site. Their provided the widest range of devised at Newcastle University. "But I still feel the street work will be aimed at opportunities for all age pumas involves volunteers escorti ne lightings in Hyde Park should providing a similar range of and to met the needs of the those who want to he he improved as it' real ly scary services to members in Leeds. business and social accompanied around campus at walking through it at night. and although trying to cater for communities." night and also back to halls of there are often people trying the different age ranges at the The college provides a residence. to walk home drunk." college. range of part time and full "We are hoping to get 'Walk Anyone wishing to talk to Rob Southwood, Vice tune courses. and this merger Safe' off the ground in the next PC Hearing about these new President of Student coincides with the 100th couple of months, so I will initiatives or anything else Development. explained: "We anniversary of the founding definitely be on the look out for relating to personal security want to provide students with oldie first technical training volunteers. issues on the university campuses things that they want and need ...olleve in Harrogate. "I have u lot of respect for should contact him at Millgarth the seeuri officers at both police station on 241 3040, HEAR FOR YOU: Newly-appointed PC Matt Hearing

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Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 NEWS GIGS-A-PLEMY FOR LEEDS GRADUATE FOLLOWING AWARD

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MARC MY WORDS, THIS GUY'S GONNA BE GOOD: Daily Telegraph Open Mic Award winner March Haynes receives his prize and congratulations from celebrated comedians David Baddiet and Harry Enfield. The other judges on the panel were Charlie Higson from The Fast Show, Bruce Hills of the Montreal 'Just For Laughs' Festival and Charles Moore, Daily Telegraph Editor

AN ENGLISH graduate from Br ALEX GlIBBAY "You couldn't see it on the TV but Leeds University is getting used when they switched the camera. I just to life as a celebrity a month to started shrieking like a monkey. But I do remember one woman "Harry Enfield was brilliant as the day after winning the Daily who did seem a trifle upset at having Telegraph's Open Mic Award well. He's just the nicest bloke you to talk to me having interviewed Oasis could ever wish to meet." in Edinburgh. the very same morning!" In true student style though. the 22-mar-old Man: Haynes has been Marc won L2,0(10 for his funnyman money Marc won in Edinhugh has inundated with interview requests routine in the finals of the nationwide already disappeared. "I used the first since his fantastic triumph. He is competition which is open to any £500 to pay off my debts from writing a regular colum for his local aspiring comedian who has not been university. and gave my parents E.500 newspaper down in London, is already paid to do stand-up comedy before. as a present." he explains. doing a regular series of gigs on the Highlights of the final round. I'm nut exactly sure what happened London comedy circuit and has an contested in front of a panel of judges in ihe other £1000 though. I must have appointment with BBC producers including David Baddiel and Harry frittered it away on things like Star in October Enfield, were shown on Channel 5 Wars figures and Morecambe and Not had for a month's work. last Sunday night. So did he enjoy Wise videos I guess,- "II has been absolutely insane since watching his triumph on the television? One thing Marc does know for I won." he admits. "I seem to have "Tolle honest, I still can't believe sure is that he is booked on to the spoken to everyone and it does get a I won. I was genuinely surprised on Carling Ice Comedy Network, so hit annoying saying the same thing the night because I actually screwed expect to see him back at Ll.'11 some over and over again. up a fey. of my tines. time in spring next year.

4 NEWS Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 We're at it again I.F_Enssu has done By MATT GENEVER II again after scumping four I eeds Stud nominations in the 19% ard. Guardian Nt S student writer of the y ear aw ■ To pay Thbi year's editor .Alex 101111. II t roar media awards. gm MIS al PO WM owl mi. After claiming the runner- Gulthay was delighted to see im spot for student newspaper the paper continue its NU =MKS of the sear in I 9in, the paper impressive record a ith DRIVE-BY 11016000 SPIRO'S has twain been nominated for nominations. the covetous prize that it won "It's great In set- that all SHOOTING in 19%. our hard work is still And the new wehsite. producing a paper worthy of OUTSIDE Leedslhastudent, is a finalist praise at the highest level." he in the student website of the said. "Let's hope we run bring CITYCITYCLUB sear eategury. a few more prizes back to There are also individual Leeds." nominations for Jenny- Wood The awards ceremony is in and Eleanor Nfawrey. both of November 14 at King's that is whom entered for the feature LUU joins last-ditch Over 1,000 people every year are rec- campaign to stave off ompensed for their spare time tuition fees but has free education gone for good?

SEVEN rebel unions. including l,lfl l. By REBECCA SMITH have launched a nationwide 'Can't Pay, Won't Pay' campaign on tuition place hecause in unpaid tees.- explained an What do you do with fees this week. NUS spokesperson. Co-ordinated by Ihe Campaign For Free The University of Leeds has not yet Education, the aim is to nose a sufficient decided on a formal policy on how to react your spare time? amount of money to fund further protests to the protest by LUU. A spokesperson in an effort to reverse the decision. commented: We haven't made any firm LUU. are hoping that students will join decision yet. We are going to see how everyone in by paying their fees by direct debit to reacts,- register at the university. but then cancelling And it seems that some students feel the the order and transferring the money to an time has already passed for them to try You could join them, and help us to develop the LUU holding account. and stop the introduction of fees. Second Communications Officer Anna Richards year Social Sciences student Emma Shelley medicines of the future. explained: "The university will then have saic• "I think fees are wrong, but it might to negotiate with us in order to get the money. just he something that students are going to We did the same thing in 1994 with a rent have to learn to live with now.- strike and we won." And Matt Smith. first year English student If you are over 18, a non-smoker and would like Finance and Administration Officer Helen at Leeds University, added "I can't see many more information, call our Recruitment department `Our campaign is not designed to attack the FREE on universitylhe aim is to place pressure on the 0800 591 570 Government from as many directions as possible' - Helen Aspell, Finance and Administration (LUU) All studies comply with the Royal College of Aspell. ho is helping to co-in-dm:0e the students rushing to j..111 this c:aup:urn17KX:Illse Physicians Guidelines campaign, continued: "We are looking to at the end of the day. of us have worked get a minimum of 250 students participating hard to get to universah and we a ant to star in the lirst term and 500 in the second. This here." will give us a total C5,25 million being LMUSU too have elected not to take part withheld from the u n crsi ties. in the campaign themselves. And the But our campaign is not designed to Metropolitan Unisersity itSel I echoed this Springfield House, Hyde Street attack the University. It is place pressure on by issuing a "Pay up or lease" ultimatum the Government from as many directions to anyone who decides not to pay the tees Leeds, LS2 9NG as possible.'' of up to 1.1001/ A spokesperson said: "Due. COVA Wei:" By contrast, the National Union of to changes in the way courses are funded. AS 11.11,114..F•• uma. l40.•5■.. tic not hacking the 'Can't pay. Won't Pay each department needs the fees to keep the ,..impaign because of fears that it might courses running. xtually cost some students their university "Basically. we get the money direct from places. "We think it is a dangerous muse as students instead of from the LEA's. so if people joining in the campaign could people don't pa) then we simply can't afford eventually find themselves out of a university In run courses. It's as simple as that.- Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 NEWS or not to pay the question

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Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 NEWS From Rag to riches Hit and Run at

LOCAL charities w ill be in Parkinson Steps BY MATT GENEVER The money. which wan for a windfall when they raised through collections receive their share of an out- people who made it possible: and events such as the Pt )l.ICE are looking for RAG-rows sum of over "Every event went really notorious Paris hitch, st ill witnesses of a hit and run E46.000. well last year and this was now he split between local incident onside the The amount raised hr the helped Ivy a real!) strong and national charities. Parkinson building on Leeds student charity was committee. The cheques are to lie Monday night. writes Matt the second biggest In the "We vela on student, as presented at a special Genera% organisation's history. we alway s need new ceremony to he held at A 23 year mold aonum was And RAG co-ordinator members to come in with Leeds Civic Hall on October taken to Leeds General Dan Pullinger saluted the new ideas." 2'I. Infirmary with head. pelvis and shoulder injuries after twang hit by a red Vauxhall Caviller at around 11.10pm. The women, from the Woodltaford area of Leeds, is now said to be in a stable titian. Anyone with any information an the incident is asked to call Mitlgarth Road Traffic police on 24I 4052. New arrivals hit Meningitis warning

MENINGITIS charities have been warning students of the dangers al the disease as they return to Leeds. writer Mir Generer. by housing farce This coincides with 'Meningitis Week' which started on Tuesday and is an attempt to raise awareness among the general public. BY CATHERINE BURT The British Brain and Spine Foundation issued their warning to students this week. TWO accommodation A spokesperson said: "It is important to watch out for blunders have left the warning signs mot meningitis: high fever. headache and students spending their neck stiffness. particularly if accompanied by a rash. first week of term not in agitation, contusion or coma. their halls, but in hotels, "Meningitis can develop quickly and if you think you are developing sy mpeaus it is important to contact a GP common rooms and even immediately." hall libraries. Anyone wanting arose information about meningitis and 38 students were ii Id just a any further literature nn OW disease can contact the week ago that they would only foundation tin NI 71 74)3 S(400. be offered temporary accommodation to various halls after Leeds University failed to find space for them in time for the start ef term. Baines wing to be The libraries themselves were equipped with a bed, desk. chairs and coat rails for each person but although the rooms were supposed to he refurbished partinned off. this has not The Raines NN i ig is undergoing a £75million relurhishment always been the case. plan which is set for completion by June next year:writes Aran However. the freshen had no err. option but to accept the places Gent Degree ceremonies-, which are me-malty held in the hall. had offered to them, and wait unt il to he moved hi the Conference:auditorium this summer, vacancies arise and they can he though the building will be ready for the ceremonies in P)99. put up in halls or flats on a The work has been funded by the Regional Health permanent basis. Authority and the School tit licalthcan: Studies will now he Sarah Gibson. first year housed in the newly furbished hall. chemical engineering, is one ul Other impnaements include extra OffiCeN and kitchen six girls relocated in two facilities, along with a suite of receptions and interview naoms. libraries at Tetley Hall. She Due to the historic nature ot' the Baines Wing the frontage said: It is really unfair that will remain the same, and all pmpianis have required the other students arc in a hotel. appnin al of both the city 's planning authorities and English while three of us share a Ileritage. library at Tetley. I have settled in here but soon I will have to accommodation all carne whole of Introweek tar them. 1 Scott Singleton stud that the leave." through Clearing at the last- hope the university is planning group have become friends Ciisella Farrell, an English minute." explained David to reimburse them for the total after spending the week in the Computer literature area ancient Greek Irving. Director of Residential inconvenience and upset they lap of luxury. "I don't think civilisations fresher is angry at and Commercial Services at have caused." I've missed out being in a hotel the way she's been treated: "I Leeds University. "It is always Communications Officer for freshers week, because I've really wanted to come to Leeds a delicate balancing act, and Anna Richards added: "The met everyone I will be staying University. I even repeated a out of an annual intake of some first week can he important with," recruitment year to come here. After all 7,000 students. the numbers when trying to make friends so They will now move into that trouble, it seems unfair concerned are fairly marginal." they might have missed out on university accommodation at COMPUTER giants Microsoft arc searching for undergraduates to that I'm sleeping in a library. But Union officials are still some of the atmosphere." Springfield Mount u week later take part in their Student Brand Manager prognunme, writer. Alott It's been really traumatic for calling on the university to By contrast. another group than originally planned. The Genever. compensate the freshers for the of students found they had contractors, who were late in The scheme is open to all second years interested in IT and Of the 38 students being put inconvenience caused. Claire nothing to complain about after completing refurbishment marketing. giving them the opportunity to run pmjecta on campus to ease awareness of Microsoft products. up in temporary Vogeli, LUU Welfare Officer. they were placed in the work on the properties. arc 'This programme represents a fantastic opportunity for talented accommodation this week, 2a said: "1 think it is disgusting Merrion Thistle Hotel, Living now expected to fool the bill students to get involved with the marketing of one of the wi trid's have been staying in common that new students arc being in luxury rooms complete with for the students' stay at the rtaxit famous brands- commented Alexandra Lister of Get Real! rooms at Bodington Hall. forced to sleep in common en-suite bathrooms, Sky hotel. who are managing the programme on behalf of Microsoft. Another four have been staving rooms and libraries. television and full English A spokesperson for the Anyone interested can obtain further information and full at Oxley Hall. two in "I am sure it will have been breakfasts. they are currently university confirmed: "There is application details on the internet on Devonshire Lodge and six in a difficult experience for living the high life as they wait a clause in their contract to wwwmicrosoft.corn/uk/education. The closing date for the libraries al Tetley Hall. people who are new to Leeds to be rehoused. ensure that they will pay for all expenses incurred.- applications October 21. "Those in temporaryemporary- and may have even spoilt the First year Biology student

Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 8 COMMENT

Leeds Student With more wonder-drugs on the market Hall of shame for residence What will it bosses

IT must have been a strange beginning take to make to university life for the sixty or so students who didn't have a room to call their own when they arrived in Leeds last weekend. Surrounded by media hype. half of them were shipped off to posh Leeds hotels care of the contractors who had failed to complete refurbishments to their Springfield Mount the NHS work? residence. The other half, away from the glare of the photographers' bulb, were set up in the libraries. common rooms and anywhere HIS YEAR is the fiftieth anniversary of the else the university could find for them. National Health Service. What must upset these students, other than the Supposedly our health disruption. is the attitude of the university. Rather service is the envy of the than being apologetic, they are patting themselves LOLA ALMUDEVAR Tworld, but does it really deserve on the back that the number of students without such acclaim? I doubt many of us rooms is so few. The director of residential and could truly answer that question commercial services actually said that with an even to make it to the operating table!" Donald Irvine is President of the GMC because we know nothing about it. Then there's sexual misconduct. and intake of 7,000 students, 68 is just a marginal We feel so grateful to have the NHS number. Currently a doctor found guilty of sexual one of the most senior members of the that we don?t question it or demand to misconduct may only be struck off for a That is 68 individuals. 68 people who didn't medical profession. even he admits that know more than we are told. It is no matter of months. In an interview with how patients are supposed to trust him to have anywhere to hang all of their clothes. 38 of wonder then that. as Dr Richard Horton. Sir Alexander Macara, Chairman of the be impartial is a tough question. them were sleeping in drafty old libraries and editor of the Lancet medical journal says, British Medical Association (BMA). Earlier this year the tragic death of 29 common rooms, many without partitions. They it remains, "arrogant, secretive and Richard Horton asked for confirmation babies and brain damage of four others had no privacy for their first week at university - unaccountable?" that this lenient treatment was in Bristol, produced one of the longest one of the hardest times for any student. Even The NHS is currently at a major cross- scandalous, but Macara reasoned: and most important hearings in the roads. In 1997 it cost the UK £44.2 "Patients tend not to complain about a GMCs history. Two cardiac surgeons and those lucky enough to be put up in hotels will nor million, a sum which is likely to increase be fully settled for the start of lectures. doctor exploiting them until they stop." a hospital administrator were accused of with the constant development of Startled, Horton retorted, "The contributing to the children's deaths. The It is a mammoth task trying to house so many medical science and the public's growing implication is then that a doctor should cast raised some important questions. students at the start of each year. And the majority expectations. There is no doubt that carry on exploiting the patient?" Maybe I blinked and missed it, but I have no complaints, but the minority left sleeping unless changes are made to the NHS it "That is the implication," confirmed don't recall much lengthily discussion in on the floor have a right to feel bitter. It is not will not survive. Sir Alexander Macara. the public domain. surprising they are asking why the students who It's a sign of the times that only when were housed in hotels were appearing on the sex and slimming hit the headlines do we RISTOL was an isolated ease. and even begin to consider discussing the news, while they were quietly kept hidden away the vast majority of doctors issue of prioritisation as a means of in halls. B deserve praise and admiration, but combating the funding crisis. institutions like the GMC and BMA are Personally I'm not sure whether Only when sex failing by letting unfit doctors continue under-performers should relieve to practise and not rewarding honourable themselves at the expense of the NHS members the profession. The Merit through the sex drug "Viagra". or and slimming hit Award system is supposed to reward whether "Xenical" is the answer to consultants who have served with Can't pay but obesity. but I do think the issue warrants distinction in the NHS. The top award public debate. And about tom too. Don't the headlines do "A+" is worth 04,910. According to he fooled into thinking that this is the Wendy Moore of the Guardian. awards first time doctors have considered the are given for, "Outstanding professional rationing option. it's already up and work,usually of national or international will anyway running in some health authorities. we begin to significance. but have no connection with This however is by far one of the doctors clinical perfurtnance." easiest dilemmas facing the NHS. Not There is something fundamentally POOR old LUU. They seem to have only should we he paying more attention discuss the issue wrong with the NHS if it rewards those to what treatment we get. but who gives who are least likely to he working 48 missed the mark again with their Can't it to us. The more seriously ill you arc hour weekends, desperately trying to cut Pay, Won't Pay protest against tuition the more vulnerable and open to abuse of prioritisation waiting lists, and providing training for fees. you juniors. These days if you want to make a become. mint in the NI-IS you have to take the sort Although everyone agrees with their of contract that allows you to practise education is a right not a privelige UT there isn't much you can do private medicine or play hall with the fat campaign. no one wants to risk their about it under anaesthetic. "When In cases of maipractise one might cats on the committees which hand out B I was a medical student in the expect another member of staff to speak awards. university degree to make a point. 1980s." says Richard Horton. "I out. but it is seldom so. According to one Many within the medical profession At the end of the day, it's just another loan remember a consultant surgeon who took psychiatrist I spoke to: "From the feel cheated and undervalued_ Good whose repayment will be put off until later. It's great pleasure in displaying his operating moment you enter medicine the message doctors bear the brunt of dissatisfied technique. During one operation I saw not a case of apathetic students, it's a case of is clear. if you want to do well you keep patients, but the real culprits are rarely him deliberately cut a patient's ureter, the quiet. It's an old boys network and it's a taken on. There is a glimmer of hope realistic students. delicate tube connecting the kidney and racket." because SirDonald Irvin realises the By not paying the university our tuition fees. bladder. Why? Because he wanted to Bodies like the BMA. the royal need for greater accountability and teach a colleague how to repair a we are the only ones who will suffer in the long colleges and especially the General openness in the NHS. But unless the damaged ureter." Medical Council (GMC) are supposed to public plays a more active role in shaping run. It was the government we elected who I asked a GP if from her knowledge inflicted lees on us, not the university. guard against misconduct. But even in an the NHS and demands transparency the deliberate damage was wide spread, she atmosphere of greater openness and National Health Service faces a terminal answered: "I don't know, most of the accountability could the public rely on diagnosis. hospital consultants] know are too drunk any of those bodies to he unbiased? Sir Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 COMMENT 9 every day, the health service will not take the added pressure

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•TER the reckless insanity of Freshers' NVeek, it's lime to gel your head down and A do some serious work. The first week of your course demands all the brain power. analytical skill and dedication you can muster. In other words, it's time to plot the latest date it's pos.sihle to put off doing any work until. Scientifically speaking. this task requires knowledge of a number of complicated mathematical formulae. as welt as a semester timetable, a calendar of coursework deadlines and an astral energy power chart_ You may also wish to hook a couple of medical appointments in advance to cover any emergency armor's notes you aright need. In fact. if you contract a slight urinary disease now a shouldn't flare up until late October - just in time to gel you out of a Week 5 essay. Anyway, the basic formula for pinpointing Deadline Day goes something like this: Date of second-to-last tutorial Number of days in month x Number of pages in thinnest textbook = 0-Day date Remember to take into account the fact that November only has thirty days. and push the date hack a day every time you sleep with your tutor. Unfortunately. the Deadline Day to treat yourself with a reward. This you actually do and you end up with they do yours in return. Remind them fix. Plagiarism is common and illegally strategy doesn't work for everyone, In can be anything from a simple doggie loads of sheets of blank paper. And it's that sharing a difficult task is the extended coumework deadlines rife. tact, it doesn't work at all, but messing snack to a handful of cat biscuits (hut all creased, too. easiest way to get it done. The hest way to approach work is to around with silly calculations sure beware, fish food is gross - it's made of Despite the pressure. however. it's make yourself enjoy it. Pretend you're beats the crap out of making a start on flies). HE sad fact is that people on not worth breaking the law just to loving every minute, wear a party hat. your reading list. It's also a bad idea to reward other courses get assignments complete an essay. Illegal courscwork staple your cheeks into a smile... If you More conscientious students use a yourself for completing one T that are far more interesting than raves held in decommissioned libraries take pleasure in your work, you can reward system as a way of motivating assignment by skipping the next one your own, so it's sometimes not a had around Leeds arc a haven for speed- have fun and study at the same lime . thernselves.•Under this method. every that comes along. If you do this, the idea to steal work from under their freaks. smacked-up postgraduates and And that's what being a student is all time you do some work you're allowed work you skive cancels out the work noses, finish it alT and then demand retired lecturers desperate fur one last about.

WHAT TO SLIP INTO YOUR Sorted for e-mail FIRST MESSAGE ULt lEING your way through many bits train► the scene where Mel Early statistics suggest that 52% more sex took place in Leeds than Registration was tough Gibson drives a ear off the roof of a any other city in Britain during Freshers' Week. And 44% of that was enough, and making it to skyscraper. due to you those early morning meetings took It is of vital importance that you real effort. You've met a small learn how to use e-mail as soon as cross-section of people on your possible in order to ensure that your The Student Union bar is the longest in Europe. with more taps, course and hopefully they're not message pops up on your friend's bigger pints and special beer that gets you pissed Quicker representative of the whole. Now screen the very first time they log comes the hard part: writing your onto the computer system. Otherwise. Leeds has more nightclubs than Nottingham (Particularly effective if first e-mails to friends at other the initial impact of being the first to universities around the country. assert the value of your life will he the recipient of your message is studying in Nottingham) This is not a simple task. It takes lost forever. time and effort to strike just the right The content of your e-mail is, of The first year of your course just goes over what you did at A-level balance between sensational course, almost as important, so that's exaggeration and mildly irritating why I've prepared a handy checklist and clicked with a really tight group of smugness, the idea being to make thee right) to guide you through your You've met loads of people your lik in Leeds sound like the most first draft. Feel free to tick off each flatmates and neighbours. It's like living in an episode of frieds incredibly exciting existence this side item once you've included it. I don't _ 1.etital Weapon 4 without losing mind as lung as you don't scribble on You'll be coming home in time for Christmas Maybe in a week or so It was 3 to 2 in favour of deleting the second sz- iley face sight of credibility stealing Lou my photograph.

11 Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 Lose Now the leaves are brown easy to feel a bit down. Cy how to brighten up the col

E'RE all back in Leeds and the Jumpers and coats are all very well but why not try weather's a hit dodgy. There's no something a little more unconventional this W escaping it - Summer is over. Across the season? campuses, tans and holiday memories are fading Long johns and thermal vests - Available from fast. Before long the nights will he drawing in Alders. They recommend their long sleeve cosi-top and the winter woollies will he coming out. at £9.99. Liz Todd, co-ordinator of the student listening Sowesters and PVC - They keep the rain off and and information service. Nightline. says: "Autumn the sweat in - perfect! and Winter blues are very common, Most people get down when its dark and cold and when vou add • Keep up your tan. to that the stress of settling into University life. its Why be pasty when you can look tasty? easy to get a hit depressed." Uni Sunbeds in the Sports Hall: £3.00 for 20 mins "Its a much more prevalent problem than mans l£I .20 with a user card) people expect." So what do you do if its all getting a bit much? The • Chat up some waiting staff. Royal College of Psychiatrists have issued some Go to an Italian or Greek restaurant and top tips to help keep depression at buy. They outrageously with the waiter or waitress according advise you to talk about your problems. take more exercise, eat a balanced diet and resist the temptation to drown your sorrows with a few stiff drinks, However as student life frequently renders this advice unfeasible. here arc some alternative Ideas to keep you bright and cheery all winter. Rent Red Dwa • Go to the Beach. The delights of Scarborough are a short train ride away. Make sandcastles, buy rock. paddle if you dare_ £16.40 Day Return on the train t El 0.85 with whoopee cu a Young Persons Railcard)

• Drink Cocktails. It's never too cold or wet to have Sex on the Beach or even a Screaming Orgasm. The Faversham your (Springfield Mount) recommends their US • a lethal calorie laden concotion made with Baileys, Kaluha. cream, ice cream (f5). Other cocktails from £2.50 to £3.50. to your preference - such pleasures should not he • Have a massage. confined to the summer. Try the dish of the day at Let someone get their hands on you and feel the Bacto - 15 Eastgate. tel: 245 MO tension slip away. Shoulder massage- FREE at The Orange Tree, • Read summer books. Hyde Park Corner. Book into one of these: The Beach by Alex Garland - Hedonism in • Eat more, Thailand. yes please! Its vital to l up your body warmth and this Hideous Kinky by Esther Freud - Romantic girl cannot he achieved without eating a lot of food. escapes to Morocco. We can dream. Cooked Breakfast - £2.25 at Chichini's, Hyde Park The Little Book of Calm by Paul Wilson - quotes Corner. Alternatively. you can cook t ourself a for the modern stress cadet. Make one of them ya cheap. hearty broth. Simply fry an union, a clove of Mantra. garlic and (optional) a few rashers of bacon in a saucepan. Boil a litre of water and add to the pan • Call Nightline. with a vegetable stock cube. Add three potatoes. Its good to talk. Nightline is a confidential two chopped leeks and two canons, plus a hundred listening service run for students by students. grams of pearl barley. Season and leave to simmer Liz Todd says: "You don't have to have a big for an hour. Before serving add a drop of milk and problem to call us, Even it you just stubbed your some parsley. Serve with hot soda bread. toe in the morning and your day got worse and worse for no reason, were here to help you. We • Host a summer party. don't give advice. We just listen and talk U thrau All you need is several blow heaters, your with you. You're not going to be judged." favourite cocktail and some summer tunes. Draw Phone 243 9997 between 8pm and Sam every the curtains. slip on your shorts and start feeling night. hot. hot. hot. • Dress for the season

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T'S nearly over now but you can guarantee that this year's Fresher's IWeek was another week of debauchery??bad?? and hedonism. Isn't it great?? Too wonderful perhaps if you found that you'd just missed the sun rising each morning as you went to bed and woke up, leaving your bed for the bar only to notice that you missed it going down too, Was there ever really daylight and will you see it again? Beer, dubbing, bands, rake aways, getting to know new chums or house mates and not having to worry about trying to stay awake in lectures. Fresher's week is a great time for seeing what's new in Leeds. celebrating freedom from home and having a laugh before 'serious' study begins.

REGISTRATION ORE good news for in the number of screens to 16 is viewing and rocking recliner moviegoers. Not only is due to the fact that Leeds is a very seating. iithe film festival about to sophisticated movie going market With improvements to existing HE only bad side of the week is begin, not only has a brand "Our expansion is in direct cinemas and new screens and that niggling sensation that you new Warner Bros. multiplex response to unprecedented complexes, Leeds now has seven might be supposed to be doing opened over the summer but demand for luxurious, high tech good quality reasonably priced T cinemas to choose from. some kind of official paperwork now the Showcase is adding cinemas." she explained. stuff, ie registering. two new screens to its existing They are also retrofitting (!) So whether you're an arthouse filmbuff or a mainstream It has to be done and yep it takes fourteen to create what it their existing auditoriums with up valuable drinking time and by likes to call a'megaplex'. deluxe stadium style seating. Other blockbuster fan there's no excuse the end you may have walked the Shari Redstone of National features include special Dolby for missing all the new films and distance of a marathon in queues. Amusements, who operate the Digital Stereo Sound and curved the old re-runs, whatever your It's a drag for everyone, cinema, explains that the increase wall to wall screens for better taste. whatever year you're in, and those who aren't doing it for the first time have probably happily forgotten the boring process. Tip for next year: Wait until the Manias Giveaway end or go at obscure times but don't bother getting up at the MANIC Street Preachers tickets O'Neill's (on South Parade) will be runners-up and even if you don't win, crack of dawn to queue outside half are up for grabs and all you have hosting a Hasten PiIs party night and at least you'll enjoy taking part. an hour before they open. to do to try and win them is every bottle of Pils you buy gives you Manager Angela McCabe said: "At drink! one entry into a prize draw. O'Neill's, our staff like to pass on their ..--._ Next Thursday (October I). There will also be T-shirts for the party animal experience:' FULL OF CHARACTER liquid the basement, 2 central road, leads (near the corn exchange, underneath oxfaml JUICE T 4-9-98 this week

THE TOP FIVE • LAST WEEK Movies ITY Varieties are well I. SAVING PRIVATE known for their RYAN Cprogramme of comedy acts, hosting the 2. LOCK STOCK & 2 likes of Steve Coogan, and SMOKING BARRELS for Tribute bands such as 3. ARMAGEDDON The Backbeat Beatles and tonightThe Royal Family - 4. THE HORSE a tribute to Queen. WHISPERER Tonight however they will take a step on a new direction S. X-FILESTHE MOVIE when Baby Bird take to the stage. After the success of the Albums provacative "You-re Gorgeous" and the album Ugly Beautiful IRD'S I. MANIC STREET Babybird have produced a new PREACHERS album which allegedly reveals This is my truth "darker depths whilst - tell me yours maintaining all the spontaniery 2- SAVAGE GARDEN and intimacy of their previous Savage Garden work". However singer Stephen EYE 3. THE CORRS Jones is also renowned for his Talk On Corners bad boy behaviour on-stage, getting angry with the crowd 4. STEPS and kicking his equipment Step One So the gig may prove to be S. GOMEZ more than a big event for City Bring It On Varieties but rather, eventful for everyone. VIEW Singles

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4, JENNIFER PAIGE up in town summer style Crush EW entertainment The club will be based on S. BOYZONE venues seem to be two floors with the ground No matter what Ncropping up all over floor catering for live music the city and now the West and the basement being used Yorkshire Playhouse is as a larger performance area. planning to open a new Another attraction will be challenge £500,000 jazz bar. the decor because the bar will Videos TUDENTS returning and 'porthole' windows give without difficulties. be developed be decorated with props from The cafe is to to the Met after the the venue a rather futuristic "It was a bit like Challenge in 5t. Peter's building, which is the Playhouse which will be summer break may feel. Anneka trying CO get SOUTH PARK 1-3 continually changed to keep it owned by the Playhouse and think they've walked into Simon Bell, Events and everything done in time," currently used as a prop store. interesting. the wrong building if they Marketing Manager, said that Simon explained. "We were 2. SOUTH PARK The cafe bar would provide If current plans are enter from the Portland the new look was "a long literally waiting for paint to Cartman gets an anal approved, the developers hope another addition to the Way entrance. overdue overhaul. dry before our technicians probe CO open the new bar in early Playhouse's contributions to The doors and stairs and "We aim to cater to the could get in to do their jobs. the arts.As well as the many Spring 1999. foyer have all been revamped students needs and even This meant they were working 3. SOUTH PARK performances in its two Peter Connolly. director of and made more "customer though we offer cheap prices through the night to finish. Weight gain 4000 Yorkshire Design, who have theatres, it also uses its foyer friendly" in true Changing on alcohol and events. students Plus we only got access to the to exhibit artwork, hold joined forces with the Rooms style. will not want to come to a entrance to the building from 4. FACE OFF Playhouse to create the new exhibitions and as a stage for The new look is bold and place unless it has good quality the Council on Tuesday music talent to play during venue, sees the new bar as bright and seems to be surrroundings. morning." 5. BABYLON S "adding another building block intervals of performances. influenced by a current [rend "So we consulted interior Students with a hangover 3rd space So although it's a while until CO the idea of a cultural in interior decor for a mexican designers to get the newiest might find the colour scheme quarter - the Playhouse. the the cafe bar opens, there'll still feel with avocado green. ideas." a bit harsh but people certainly Dance Centre. the Music be a full programme of terracotta red and aubergine However like all good won't be able complain about College and now the Jazz entertainment available in the purple colours. Metal panels facelifts. the process was not dull surroundings any more. club". meantime. JUCE competitions 25 9 99

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PLAY COMEDY Leeds Metropolitan Picasso At w YORKS. University The Lapin PLAYHOUSE Runs until 'Student Union Agile October 10 0113 2098400 Screenplay by American ue 29th Se • t £6 ADV actor and comedian Steve Martin THE I NDIGO LOUNGE PRESENTS... ICTURE the scene. It's the year 1 n - live 1904 and you're sitting in a Justin Robertson p Paris bistro.Who should wander in but a slightly eccentric Doors 9 til 2AM bloke called Albert Einstein. Spouting all sorts of ridiculous hu 1st Oct' £ 10 ADV theories about the order of the world and something called relativity, you listen politely, smile sweetly and try to extricate yourself from the conversation. THE DIVINE COMED Thankfully, an equally mad painter Doors 7PM strides in and challenges old Albert to an ideological tug-of-war.This young whippersnapper goes by the name of tin 4th Oct' Radio One's l'icasso,You thank your lucky stars and escape to the corner of the room. Sound a bit bizarre? Well, it is and only Mark & Lard somebody like Steve Martin, he of 'Roxanne' and 'LA Story' fame, could as the Indeci iherable Bo Ps, Shirehorses and lots more come up with such a plot on which to base his latest screenplay. Doors 7PM • £7.50 ADV It charts the discussion between the two men, and the way each appreciates u 15th Oct £8.50 ADV the other's fantastic vision for the 20th century. At first, they compete for the attention of the other punters at the entertained but you haven't been and Brian Shelley (Einstein) are both REPUBLICA Lapin Agile, but increasingly focus on each challenged. The conversation is funny but Impressive. and Andy Nyman stands out other not stimulating. You are Interested by the as the hanger-on Schmendiman trying to Doors 7PM As a result, the play is very much characters and their creativity, but not jump on the 'genius bandwagon' based on quick'fire dialogue. Martin's exactly fascinated. Equally, the peripheral Directed by Randall Arney,'Ptcasso at ue 20th Oct' THEINDIGO LOUNGE PRESENTS... razor-sharp wit always keeps you characters provide some laughs and The Lapin Agile' is definitely worth a amused. There are some memorable more light relief, but not a great deal look, and there are a few moments to jokes and one of Picasso's lines is more. savour, especially if you are a Steve definitely a masterpiece: "Talent Is saying Martin fan. just be careful not to expect The Jungle Bros. things well and genius is. well, saying III HE actors do their best to make this anything more than a bit light relief, and things." Quite brilliant. II hypothetical meeting believable and not a lot more u 22nd Oct £8 adv And yet you still come out at the end work well with a script that relies heavy feeling a little let down.You have been on their interplay. Ben Walden (Picasso) Alex Gubbay

the same Jokes from the previous three shape than the podgy Gibson and he gets Bernard Butler FILM ACTION films, creating improbable situations so his kit off to prove it. Renee Russo that old favourites like the captain and satisfied the male audience in Lethal Doors 7PM £8.50 ADV I Lethal Joe Pesci can get their ten minutes of Weapon 3 and she's back this time, but Doors 7PM £10 ADV CERTIFICATE fame, and doing some special effects bits with a bump on her stomach that's ue 3rd Nov Weapon 4 GENERAL to justify the budget. meant to resemble a baby Then they remember to introduce a In an act of supreme realism, she RELEASE plot and some awful stereotypes of manages to carry a young boy out of a Billy Bragg Chinese triads appear.The sub-plot burning building and demonstrate her Disappointing sequel to the involves the birth of various offspring amazing self-defence skills despite her successful trilogy and yet another stereotyped imminent childbirth. ue 24th Novi homophobia joke. However, Renee's antics aren't the All the familiar faces get a role and most preposterous stunts in the film. HIS film is living proof that they introduce stand up star Chris Rock Gibson and Glover win this dubious sequels are better off not In an attempt to inject a bit of humour accolade when they drive their car into. Maceo DoorsParker 7PM £ TBC T made. I know Lethal Weapons 2 into the fllm.The result is actually a through and out of a skyscraper, at 70 and 3 were absolutely great, but boring film with Rock doing his stand up miles an hour without causing any this Is a plotless, unoriginal, routines to lighten up the dull bits, These injuries. It doesn't test the boundaries of An evening with humourless load of drivel. routines blend into the film about as well ridiculous special effects, it completely Watching the opening sequence and as a stand up routine at a funeral. runs them over realising there wasn't going to be one If you've seen the trailer, you've seen I new joke in the whole film was a massive N a sex appeal rating, the film again the film. Except the trailer Is tighter, disappointment for someone who knows Odoes not live up to its predecessors. funnier and much much shorter than the the whole of Lethal Weapons 2 and 3 by Mel Gibson has really aged and his smile real film. which is In fact depressingly Doors 7.30PM • £8 ADV heart . lines now look like the wrinkles they are. bad. The first half an hour is spent telling 60 year old Danny Glover is in better be Feller 11,50 ADV AtiumiSat 16 [13 £1 a pint hilarious tastelessness it really does excruciating zip-fly/genitalia accident - has FILM COMEDY work. hired scumbag private detective Matt £1.85 Unfortunately, the plot stretches thinly Dillon to track her down. only to become treble There's 15 over the film's two hour running time, it's involved in an escalating feud over the CERTIFICATE as if the directors got hold of a standard object of his affection. vodka romantic comedy - the sort even Meg Ryan Along the way, there's violent slapstick. IN General NTG Something might reject for being too bland - and. after cruelty to animals and a disastrous Returns Fri 18th Se s t £3 ADV Release adding a handful of incredibly rude and masturbation incident. but the eckos about Mary outrageous scenes, were content to merely behind the camera somehow manage to it £3.50 Door maintain our sympathy for the parade of 10PM Hilariously disgusting love pepper the rest with swearwords The result is uneven yet completely hopeless losers Involved. story with Cameron Diaz entertaining, often surprising and But its the attention paid to the bizarre til frequently funny quirks of the supporting characters (from 2AM OINTING out that the new film Lee Evans' comically incapacitated British to Lin Shaye's horrific over-tanned from the makers of Dumb & AMERON Diaz plays the titular Mary. architect Tickets Available from: p Dumber and Kingpin is more Man almost irepossibly wonderful woman slut) that sustains the impressively vulgar LMU, LUU, Crash, Jumbo tone when the pace slackens. disgusting, puerile and vulgar than whose charms turn male admirers into Not high art, then. but a spectacular those two movies put together obsessive stalkers and worse, Way Ahead, Virgin and T&C splurge in the face of more reserved should give you some idea of the level Her childhood sweetheart (Ben Stiller) - who's been pining for her ever since contemporary cinema. Credit Cards - 0115 912 91 92 quote Leeds Met on which There's Something About Ross Horsley Mary works. And in terms of sheer missing the school prom due to an 0113 2452019 1 2438117 / 2800100

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MUSIC ALBUM SINGLES INCLUDES TRACKS BY ROBBIE WILLIAMS McAlmont "Honey" Lock Stock & Two in w Hut OCEAN COLOUR SCENE Smoking Barrels JAMES BROWN Absolutely lovely. Still alienated from the British LEWIS TAYLOR soul scene, still alienated from just about anything SOUNDTRAC & CARLEEN ANDERSON else happening. still completely and gloriously off en -11-irtuttie Jones K- despite the dressing down."Honey" is the most THE STONE ROSES perfect crystalline synthetic pop you'll have heard vinyl selection ISLAND all year, the sort of delicate gem Prince still drops when the occasion suits him. High, high praise T'S a crap title for a film, and an indeed. Respect due. At last_ even worse one for an album, but Ilet's avoid Judging books by covers. The film's a pacey flick through London's gangland and the soundtrack's taken a few leaves out of Pulp Fiction and Trainspotting's respective guides to successful soundtracks. It includes a few choice dialogue excerpts from the film, the odd Dusty Springfield or Stooges tune, then mixes it with new exclusives and old classics. On the dialogue front, something ain't right-There's no quirky 'Royale with Cheese' type of thing, instead it's guns'n'drugs'n'wads'o'cash which lack human interest and soon begin to grate. Dusty's "Spooky" is a chilled and sexy Placebo "You Don't Care About Us" number, and it's surprising it hasn't cropped Hut up on a car ad yet. The Stooges make explicit heavy invitation to unite. 'The Payback" has a shouty group gettin' what Dusty skirts around, however, when down wi' Brown. Absolute shit Like Saffron Republica. Brian Molko's they get low down dirty and scuzzy on "I HE token obscure Belgian band track is Yap. it's a mishmash - and that's not a bad pinched. mean visage effectively tells you all you Wanna Be Your Dog". Play it loud. It's a far the haunting electronic "Oh Girl" from Evil point.There are enough good tracks to make need to know about his aesthetic talent/worth. It's more generous offer than Robbie Williams T Superstars. It's a gorgeous surprise of aching it well worth parting with cash for what is, startling."You Don't Care About Us" is not as claiming he's a "Man Machine" - glam rock emotion seeping through the gaps of a after all, a glorified compilation cape. It may jaded and risible as "Pure Morning" (surely the just doesn't stand up properly next to Iggy's robot's armour. be contrived in taking from such a wide range punch-line to a very bad joke), but is the kind of punk, and whether you love or hate him it's a James Brown has more significant of styles but it aims to please, and it manages over-wrought, weak-kneed, fifth-generation disappointment. presence. in fact it's a veritable gift voucher to acheive. grunge-lite that is precisely the reason anyone The obligatory drum'n'bass track is the as he features twice."The Boss" epitomises you'd want to be friends with never ever trusts US brilliant EZ Rollers "Walk This Land", a bass College Radio. him, as he boasts over warm funk.The tighter Sonja Todd PJ Harvey "A Perfect Day Elise" MUSIC LIVE Island MUSIC MUSIC LIVE Absolutely... superfluous. Like law-night Danni Regular Belle and conversations about the meaning of life: terribly HUDDERSFIELD JOSEPH'S LEEDS CITY profound and, occasionally. clever, but essentially Minogue Fries WELL VARIETIES MUSIC worthless. Too oblique to be beautiful: Polly Sebastian HALL Harvey is still trying to crystallise her perfect Unleashed statement without realising she actually succeeded - in 1992- Far from home and falling —,•• I'll have a coke with that Rare live performance with further away Scottish tweesters Monkey Mafia "Work Mi Body" Heavenly E could try CO be terribly clever about all ER hair is bottle-blonde,There is this.We could try and place the Regular ITH their new album,"The Boy collagen and silicone pouting and Fries as some sort of post-modern art With the Arab Strap", setting Absolutely rough. Jon Carter gettin' dirty with popping everywhere you look. W H surrealists:they have, after all, declared a war on the charts alight with a No.I 2 Patra once again,all sex and gunfire: another W Danni is trying her best, and for who? entry, Belle and Sebastian are fast unnecessary remixlre-release. As unnecessary as inertia and plastic plants with such pearls of Forty or so "Loaded" readers fresh from becoming pop's best known secret. For breathing. Big and Wary, but about as far from Big wisdom as "to question something whilst dancing the pub who have decided that twelve those of us who hang on every Beat as it is safe to be. One to bust up yer on the table is better than doing each on their pounds fifty is a reasonable price to pay own." And they do perform surrounded by five occasional move of the most elusive transistor radio. Cool as coconuts. for a couple of hours shouting "Kylie" foot letters spelling out their name and an band in Britain, three live dates repeatedly. Fun. Something which Danni including one in Leeds were a rare Scarfo "A Year From Monday" assortment of is trying to have as she shimmies and treat. Deceptive smiles and panders to her neanderthal Despite the obvious restrictions on the audience. Danni is degrading herself as crowd in the all-seated venue, there was a Absolutely diluted.Their previous three chord entertainment.This would all be very definite atmosphere of anticipation and indiepunk with tunes has been embellished with 1 uninteresting if she wasn't supposed to excitement, as the band took to the stage 'atmospherics' (ouch).'experimentation. (eeek) be a singer, a pop star, somebody. with the quietly haunting strains of "Simple and strings (n0000!). They seem to have She is peddling a well-worn formula of light Things" from the new record. It has been well forgotten that the simple things In life are ballads and bits of dance froth, which are noted that this their third album, (the title sometimes the best. Not even any marks for redeemed only by the fact that at least she track of which is. yes, a knowing wink at Aidan trying. wrote some of it. Some people know the Moffat."the boy with the filthy laugh"), Is words, which ought be an encouraging sign. more of a "band" effort than their previous Whistler "If I GiveYou A Smile" But considering how much she needs sales. releases. which are largely the work of Wiiija monitors and screens whilst spraying she is bafflingly happy to cry "Let's have some their audience with Regular Fries bank notes. "frontman" Stuart Mu rdoch.Accordingly, good old disco tunes!" before destroying But you can't help but feel this is just about a guitarist Stevie Jackson enjoyed the limelight Absolutely bitter. But in a beautiful way. These are Blondie's sublime Heart of Glass, following it gang of mates having a fantastic time.Which is with his song,"Chickfacto•". as did the now three breakup songs which make you hope the with a lack-lustre You Make Me Feel (Mighty fine coz we have lots of fun with them.Whilst big far more stage-confident Isobel with the poor girl never gets over it, Clear, sweet vocals Real) and a karaoke Rhythm of the Night_ beat associations have been rife, Regular Fries. enchanting "Is It Wicked Not To Care?". Stuart lament over cinematic country without getting Without confidence in the power of her own don't buy into the whole dumb aesthetic with David, however. chose to hide from view over-melancholic. les criminal to even mention music, and with the audience's dubious which the genre has come CO be associated during his brilliant story-to-music,"A them, but if Alisha's AtEiC had an ounce of pleasure as her main aim, the whole point of preferring the importance of performance and Spaceboy Dream", sensitivity and a broken heart between them they Danni Minogue becomes at best vague, at presentation in pop. Stuart Murdoch's softly lilting voice drifted might dream of sounding like this. worst laughable. The melodrama of the Lo-FidelityAllseir Style sweetly and faultlessly through the rest of the There are two little girls in their party vocal chants coupled with Primal Scream's set, capturing hearts and winning smiles all Regular Fries "Free The Regular Fries EP" dresses dancing and singing along on the Vanishing Point-era attitude to samples. loops around. His tales of the everyday trials and JBO balcony. Four sad men dance over to them. and production makes the music itself an inviting tribulations, small victories and simple They cringe and cower. Let's hope All Saints or proposition. Such influences are taken, however, euphoria of unimportant people are touching Absolutely everything but not railed into one the Spice Girls come to Huddersfield soon. and stripped down, turned upside down and then yet delightful, as they remind you of how nice because that would take away the element of Girly pop has grown up since we last saw emerge clearly marked with the'Fries individual it can be to be alone. Belle and Sebastian look surprise and the way you could never possibly get Danni, who is sadly lacking Its new strength stamp. It fails however to continually make as at life from a quiet place. noticing the little bored enough to switch them off as they go on and Integrity. If only she could see her way to much of an impact as you feel they were hoping things that make life beautiful, and those that forever continually changing their minds about using a few decent tunes as a springboard what genre they're going to nwod edispu nrut for. but then at least they're bothering to be make it ugly, but always in such a way that you away from playing karaoke in school hall next . adventurous...As they would say "Welcome To don't really mind if It makes you feel a little venues. It is, after all, a tried and tested route The Brainwash" and if tonight's show is anything sad, or else it makes you smile from places no to musical stardom. Someone should tell her Oliver Craner and SonjaTodd to go by you'll soon be sucked in. other band can. SonjaTodd Fiona Smalley Samanthi Jayawardena

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BOOK ANTHOL BOOK FACT Shorts VARIOUS Asia Granta Books Glenn Hoddle: EWOT AND E8.99 overland KLASS My 1998 World Trailblazer E12.99 Collection of 21 Cup Story ANDRE Comprehensive travel brilliant new stories More about DEUTSCH guide to the Asian continent religion than football E17.99

HAMPION coach or crazy mNIM. BM. Christian? On the evidence of Monsieur Hoddle's diary Cof France 98, more the latter than the former I'm afraid. There is so much that is laughable about this book It Is difficult to know where to start. Huddle himself doesn't even seem to know - the first A chapter is headed 'Rome - The End •• 11.10•1•0. and The Beginning.' The cliche count is •e abnormally high even for football speak, crappy nicknames abound (Becks. Incey and Clem to name but three) and there is far too much focus on irritating irrelevant detail like Darren Anderton's amazing twelve foot putt at the ninth hole and the quality of the serviette folding skills of EADING collections of the catering staff at the La Manga rs September and we know short stories is always holiday complex where the squad that this probably is not the enjoyable.They tend to R trained pre-World Cup. OK. maybe Ibest time to be thinking of be much less time consuming that last bit isn't quite true but the planning your next holiday. than novels, and the varying rest is and that's bad enough. However if you have any interest styles and characters that the More annoying than anything else in visiting Asia at any time in the different authors bring to the though Is the fact that Noddle is so future, then this is the guide for collection, are usually enough you to read. Spanning ensconced in his religious baloney and time I didn't quite understand the to keep you well entertained. everywhere from Belarus to his special hotline to the skies that his significance of the dream. Suddenly, it As a result it is usually well Japan, Mongolia to Indonesia, and feet are in genuine danger of leaving all became clear." Glenn then just about every other worth putting up with the odd the atmosphere. let alone the ground, What planet is this nutter on dodgy story that invariably country in between you really A few examples for your delectation. Actually. don't bother answering that. Hoddle can't go wrong with this guide. crops up in most collections. He had "woken up on the morning of However, Shorts is different in Asia Overland makes a point in not the Romania game with a very bad IVEN the furore that surrounded that there are no even slightly feeling, and lust couldn't explain it but Gthe book's publication. one would dodgy stories whatsoever.Within it was there." He was "always sure have expected something a bit more I am an England fan and I want des book first time writers such as young Michael was going to play a concrete. But there is little, if anything. tosee us do well. Noddle has made Kamila Shamshie blend effortlessly part in the tournament at some to redeem this sorry excuse for a progress with the nucleus of a good with the more established talents stage." However, the clincher is surely book side he inherited from Terry Venables. of authors such as Louis de in the chapter recounting the There are a few interesting insights But this sort of futile exercise can Bernieres and Hand Kureishi with selection of the final squad and into the way a World Cup campaign is only further damage his street cred each tale never failing in being of Gazza's omission. I'll let Glenn take up managed. on Noddle's relationships with the nation and more Importantly the highest quality.You encounter the story. with the players and the media and on with his players. vivid characters that you really "Gazza began to cry.1 had a his tactical acumen as a coach and Oh and one more thing Glenn. If come to care about In situations strange sense of dela vu at chat footballing strategist. you are so pally with Him upstairs. that will in turn shock. amuse. moment,Two days before, on the If only he would concentrate on haven't you ever wondered why the perplex and ultimately entertain night of the Morocco game. I'd dreamt what he does best. In case you hadn't hell we didn't win the damn thing? you. that Gazza was sitting across the table already guessed. chat is most certainly from me crying his eyes out. At the not writing books. Alex Gubbay HE collection crosses social and cultural boundaries with ease. In Unspeakable Hunger, between Sailor and Lula is beautiful. T specialising in any of the more popular the protagonist is shocked by his holiday destinations. preferring instead cousin who openly shows affection HE writing is from all over the to concentrate on places that are a bit for someone of a much lower Rebel ED. KEVIN Tworld, with only two of the writers, Ubiquitous Welsh and Laura more off the beaten trackTherefore if social class than herself. However, WILLIAMSON in another tale that is set within Inc Hird. presently hailing from the you really fancy the idea of publisher's homeland.Alexander backpacking across somewhere like completely different cultural Rebel Inc Trocchi. who is represented by Tibet, or visiting one of the countries barriers no such fear of crossing sampler free fragments of his 'Helen and Desire' of the ex USSR then this book will give social divides appears to exist as and 'Young Adam' was a Scottish beat you a taste of what your journey will some dropkicks exact revenge on Eclectic melting pot from writer in the fifties who hung around be like well before you even get round someone who has profited greatly worldwide range of authors with Burroughs and Ginsburg.The to buying your ticket from their social demise, IRVINE WaSH world grows smaller and smaller As well as general facts about each As a whole there probably isn't HOWARD MARKS LTHOUGH this has been every day. country such as what sights are worth one human emotion that is not out for a while now, it is ALAN WARNER Sadegh Hedayat was born in going to see and what the food is like, explored within the confines of A worth a mention for a WILIMM 81110010S Tehran in 1903 and studied it also gives you important information this book. From the shock and few reasons.This is a existensial philosophy with jean-Paul on things such as visas, border dismay of finding out that your CHARLES Bilawsv collection of excerpts from Satre in the I 940s. But his 'Blind Owl' crossings and what any particular partner has been unfaithful, as is NIT/ SN1111 the books which have is only represented by Alan Warner's countries attitude is likely to be dealt with in stories like The Foot, Wit am recently been published by introduction. Pity. Having said that, towards female travellereYou find out to the touching sadness of the Rebel Inc (hence the oh-so- ARENA WONDER TROCCIll this really is one of the most how widely spoken the English story On The Terraces, where the cool title), the people and run? mere astonishing multicultural language is In each country with maih character must sit and watch responsible for Irvine Welsh. If underground anthologies you'll ever phrase boxes listing some of the more whilst his brother dies of Aids.We that isn't very exciting (which sinisterly read. useful phrases that you may need . see how the different characters let's face it, is not), then the funny story about But probably the greatest thing Never again will you be lost for words deal with their problems and how other writers in this surely will. white-collar wife-swappers; Charles about this books is that it is free. when confronted by some of the they accept the various What you get is some of the Bukowski's autobiographical tale of Gratis. No money needed.Therefore lecherous men that you always come consequences of their actions. most on the edge writing from the hanging around L.A. public library it is an advancement on one of the =OS& In fact you probably couldn't This is an absolutely brilliant last 50 or so years. Pieces from and discovering books; and the mosty fundamental aspects of a get akny more information out of one collection of short stories from Barry Gifford, Burroughs, Bukowski; surreal '1/3, 1/3. 1/3' by Richard democratic society - the right to twenty one really talented writers. an interview with Patti Smith, and Brautigan. freedom of speech.This means that Written by two experienced In fact it is such compulsive rotch. Irvine Welsh. anyone and everyone has complete travellers and set our in a way that is reading that you will probably read The writing is of an incredibly Although the writing IS varied. access to this, the only reason to not both dear and concise. des is a really it from start to finish in one high quality, and shows how the common themes of drug addiction, have this is if you do not agree with comprehensive guide that is an sitting. Buy it now publishers are more than a bunch of isolation and desperation crop up the writing. It is free are accessable essential buy for any visit to Asia - a chancels cashing in on a novel about repeatedly. But its not all horror and art, free entertainment. accessable bargain. Helen Morrissey Scottish junkies. It is hard to single illness; Irvine Welsh's excerpt about entertainment. our the best pieces. but ones worth Leith-accented aliens is a blast, and Helen Morrissey a special mention are Laura Hird's Gifford's low-key two-hander Phil Hanlon

Beaten generation Toby Litt will soon be a very busy person. His first novel has just been published and there's even talk of it being turned into a film But why is he so interested in beatniks? HELEN MORRISSEY investigates

Brt.vEATNIKS are hardly poetic renaissance by reading to twelve undergoing any kind of people in Bedford library! I know that it's nor beyond the bounds of youthful ival at the moment so ambition but Jack in particular is you'd be surprised to find pretentious about just about anything that anyone would decide to and seeks to dominate every make them the subject of their conversation and person that he comes first novel, or indeed any novel across." at all. However there are some important However, this is exactly what Toby Litt questions about the novel that need to decided to do with great success when be answered.Farsdy.why would Litt have he made the jump from writing short chosen the beatniks to write about stories, such as those that made up his rather than any other youth group? collection.Adventures in Capitalism "The beats were the first youth group towards writing a novel like Beatniks to be recognised by the media. Beatniks, which may well be made into a film in the along with homosexuals and communists near future were seen as the three great evils of Therefore as someone with such America."This is fair enough. but if the

'Beatniks, alone with homosexuals and communists were seen as the three great evils in America'

diverse interests how would you even beatniks were seen as being such a big begin to classify him?"' just want to be a threat to America, then aren't the writer I'd love to be able CO escape beatniks being taken completely out of classification completely. I started off by context by setting the novel in writing short stories and then I decided somewhere quiet like Bedford? to write a novel, Usually about two years "We talked about these characters before I write something I usually say to when I was writing the screenplay to the myself'Oh I'll never write a play or filneand I believe that they looked less lifejack appeals to her and so she novel and when he gets them pregnant. Neil to a seventies disco have potentially whatever, but then I always end up trying sad when seen from Bedford than they decides to stick with him rather than he leaves thentAllof the advantages here disastrous consequences."The club scene it. would have done in somewhere like with anything that she has seen in any of are on the male side' is quite perverse. For Mary and Neil, it's The drift of the novel is that Mary, a London. In London they would have been the other rooms at the party. Mary is different in that being a like a total change of identity.As beatniks. jobless graduate meets Jack. Maggie and so far removed from what goes on in the thoroughly modern character she tries going to a seventies disco is the same as Neil at a party and despite the fact that real world that they wouldn't have had a HIS is despite the fact that the to subvert these ideas and become Jack's looking into the future" she floes not really hold much faith in the chance. At least in Bedford you can group openly indulge in practices equal rather than just being another The endof the novel is very open beatnik way of life, she joins them believe that they are trying to do such as free love that are really 'chick'. She stands in contrast to Maggie. ended.You are left in doubt as to what regardless as a way of getting dose to something worthwhile.The characters T good for the man, but not so much Jack's jealous girlfriend who is suspicious the future holds for the characters, Jack. the leader of the group who would are attractive in that they have ambition for the women."Beat culture was of Mary.This is despite the fact that she especially that of Jack.However as to like to be seen as a charismatic leader but and a real desire to change things.The influenced by works like Jack Kerouac's has her own dubious motives for being their final fates,Toby is nor particularly instead comes across as being more beatnik way of life is more than just a On the Rood and Carolyn Cassidy's there. forthcoming. pretentious than anything. craze CO them, it has become their only Memoirs of the Road. if you read Cassidy's However, things do not go according "I thought about making the ending "The characters are meant to be seen means of getting through the boredom of work the main protagonist has to plan as Mary's advent Into the group more explicit but that is now more li as pretentious: 'says Litt "How can you daily life.At the beginning of the novel, relationships with several different threatens the group's very existence. to be included in the film" So I guess we begin to think that you are starting a Mary is looking for something better in women.This is the driving force of the Therefore simple things like Mary raking will have to wait for the film then.

lazy good for nothing. Lastly her portrayed as little more than Other recommended BOOK FICTION 'friend' has just buggered off and pretentious hypocrites who pretend left her all on her todd in the W. but ultimately fail in their quest to first-born novels !rg% Beatniks middle of a party. Just when you live completely in the sixties. Neil for ask TOBY LITT think that things can't possibly instance has a secret obsession with Vintage get any worse for her she comes seventies disco music which he Neuromancer by William across Neil, Jack and Maggie. Now £5.99 grooves around to within the confines Gibson (Viking) these people would probably be of his room. 714-e-es',211111110mmerm%., Blood of Mugwump by nice enough if they didn't think This is a refreshing and witty take b— -"'""•04C-- M that they were living in the on a coming of age tale from the Doug Rice (FC2) eee.m First novel from author sixties, enjoying wearing black all author of Adventures in Capitalism It Candy by Terry Southern of 'Adventures in Capitalism' the time, playing bongos and takes a wry look at the lengths that fi err-1164 illbeeede (Bloomsbury) calling girls 'chicks'. people will go to in order to feel as if 1 serge/ft Rather than running away as quickly they belong somewhere and how they Beautiful Mutants by ■■ •- • •••"ww.• ARY'S just a bit boreal as possible. Mary decides to make life then eventually grow towards Deborah Levy (Virago) ameamer• with life at the moment. difficult for herself by fancying Jack — independence. Catcher in the Rye by ea- First of all she's just despite his jealous girlfriend appendage This book is full of angst In Its most kihre Ngraduated from university and thus joins these would-be beatniks amusing form and whether you're a fan J.D Salinger (Bloomsbury) .410, and doesn't have a job yet. with their love of crap poetry and of beatniks or not this Is a book you Beautiful Skin by Scott Secondly, she's sick to death of aversion to all things post 1960's. are bound to enjoy, so "get hip to it" -■^4ral Heim (Black Swan) '411111 low living with her parents who think The author is not afraid to poke and read. that she's nothing more than a fun at his protagonists, the beatniks are Helen Morrissey COME AND JOIN THE LEEDS STUDENT TEAM! Monday September 28, 8pm Ents Hall, LMUSU City Site Part-time Language Study

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They were ready to p but now gorgeous Saffron and the boys as they prepare to trailblaze th

HE" appears to be two schools centre and labels folding, it is a somewhat your be of thought within which opinions precarious time to be at the centre of it all and "As of Republica fall. Firstly, that they release an album. If such theories are to be you're 3 write fantastically catchy punk believed, each new release is more likely to eloquer pop tunes, and secondly that send a career crashing against the rocks rather amount their music is, in fact, a lot of than launching it into new arenas of success. So is shouty,T shouty bollocks and that The alleged disarray of the music scene is not a Intro w Republica wouldn't know what pop was if theory, however, which Republic' choose to buy they go it came up and slapped them in the face. into. claimed MTV clearly took the earlier attitude and "Music is as exciting as it ever was," states Gradua two years ago they placed 'Ready to Go' keyboardist and ex-Flowered Up member Tim_ on heavy rotation and Republica found "What is in trouble is the music industry. we're ni themselves propelled into the heady People who run record companies are into have a p world of pop stardom. Well, in America at their forties and have lost touch with the music. four ter least. It's been headed that way for years. Loads of explains "It was weird," explains Saffron."We'cl get indie labels have folded or were bought out by more o back to England after doing sell out American majors so now they control everything. "I love tours and it'd be, like, nothing. Just back to the Everyone's been sucked into a major and so it Doye washing up, doyerknoworrimean?" With the release of their eponomously titled debut album however, British success was soon to follow. Then "after what felt like forever" on tour, Saffron and Co found urned up with themselves back in the studio to record that 'difficult' second album.What emerged was no plan. We just wen forthcoming album Speed Baliods, an album with perhaps a more cynical tone than the earlier mad for it enthusiasm of previous hits Guitarist and a collection of Jonny however insists that this wasn't a conscious decision. to material "We turned up with no material and no plan,We just went in and did it and a collection of songs began to these old people are running it' materialise." So the problem lies with the major labels Right, well that and the 'fat cats' running them rather than the explains it actual music around at the moment! "Yeah, they then. don't see any difference between bands and success At a products," interjects Jonny. "They just want to the disc time such own the bands and the CD players and don't her trod as this, see the difference.They see everything as a Republic when talk is commodity which ultimately they want to "leg rife of the own."This contempt for majors, whilst perfectly hit mail British music understandable, does make you wonder operate scene being whether Republica are beginning to feel stresses in grave pressures from above at a time when many position danger. with labels are finding it necessary to run a tighter us woe bands being ship. part to dropped "The pressures are getting bigger," admits public te intervie% left, right Saffron,"but you're also putting pressure on Indet \and yourself to write better songs and at the end of guest sic the day you've still got to pay the rent" Interview Perhaps this is why we recently saw Saffron Beastie become the new 'face' of diet Pepsi.The band The Headrow surroune seem to not be concerned as to how this may It all sty affect their status as credible musicians rather Leeds epitomic than a corporate entity. "No one's berating the poliucalb Verve for doing Vauxhall adverts," points out Tim,"All bands do it. Bands have a shelf life of ocOits T. 0113 245 6796 play Sm., about four to five years and you have to work they're back. Drop dead stalk to FIONA SMALLEY irough the Dales

docks off in that time.' content. hicion as you sign to a major record label "Well. obviously I'm biased 'cos I know the licking Satan's cock anyway," Jonny people" says Saffron. referring to her friendship aly explains."I'd do anything for the right with the Prodigy which resulted in her singing on their cover of L7 track 'Fuel My Are.' "But 3 Republica's appearance tonight (or who the fuck do they think they are saying they meek purely for financial reasons' Are can't play a song That's censorship. I don't care ong to be getting 412.000 each as Space what the song is.The whole thing is so ilthey did for playing last years ridiculous. It's not even a Prodigy line and the anon Ball' Beasue Boys fucking started out sampling.That's e unions do go high in the first place and how they got a career. No band should ever tell lot going to turn that down but bands do another what to do:' rice and doing a one off gig is about This feeling, however, does not stop Ines as expensive as doing a full tour." Republica from being opinionated; .Tim. Saffron, affable as ever. is a little ticked about actually playing to students. Everybody suddenly thinks it's underground IL If they like it then they really get Into To get Into bands that split up in the 60's viavoworrimean?" Bum up the software learn that guitar And get on the radio in America - yeah! (Millennium, taken from Speed Ballads) mate al an So do Republica resent the culture of 60's obsessed bands currendy infiltrating the nineties music scene? "That is a little bit of a dig in and did it at some bands and a lisle bit of a dig at people's percepuons of us:' explains Tim. perhaps referring to Ocean Colour Scene. Kula Shaker songs began et al. "I mean how comes its underground to sound like Free and not to use synthesisers and e ." sound like us?" Whilst Republica don't pledge alliance to any retro '60's scene. they do seem to have a certain raport with that wonderful NE", after witnessing the frantic stage cultural high spot that was the eighties, and invasions and crowd surfing at that were not talking the Smiths or the 'Roses here. evening's gig I most certainly do. I can't I only wish we were. L that I quite understand it.The Much of the press don't seem to appreciate sof Republic' could well owe much to Republica's distinctive eighties synth pop style anctive and striking style of Saffron, with either "We do get criticised," accepts Jonny irk red hair and glammed up image. "but loads of people like us. Critics have a very sa appreciate this, loud voice though They have the Wliarid of Os rage is very important if you want to have syndrome, where the characters end up in that ords_We are a pop band and want to place and are told to ignore the man behind the n in the pop arena so image is essential;' curtain because the wizard is only a tiny man r Jonny. Saffron also acknowledges her speaking very loudlyAt the end of the day. over Er as the figurehead for the band."It gets a million people bought the record. Its just Ve are a pop :iced and gets us press. Everyone has a clever journalist people that don't like us." :pig - its just that mine's more of a Well, thanks for the compliment. 'art and I do a lot of TV appearances and miws.Doyerknoworrimean?" band a n want to eed One such appearance was a recent PHOTOS: Paul Harness tiot onioWhiley's show where our otiose had rather a lot to say about the operate in the 'skip' and Prodigy's argument g,' their Reading festival appearances. Turn over for your chance when the Beastie Boys decided to pop ar a so else hypocrisy by developing a new to win a signed copy of ply COrrect stance, ignoring their past and lyrics. and asking Prodigy not to Republica's new album... image ' essential' t rack fly Bich Up' due to its offensive • 25 JUICE republicda 25 9-913

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FRIEND of mine once met other than a celebrity, he would have Russ Abbott at a school probably been arrested for child A football match when she molesting or something. The mere was 11. She cheerfully asked him fact that he had sold a few records to tell a joke, only to be met arid been in a few films gave him a with a foul-mouthed tirade licence CO touch a young boy's hair about how he had "come to without getting carted off. People watch my son play football and just gazed on in wide-eyed didn't need any fucking little amazement 'This was probably the kids giving me a hard time." most pleasant meeting with a star, I've met a few celebrities in my after that it was all downhill. time, and from being brutally stared When I was about IS I was down by Dale Winton in Oxford walking across the bridge at Street, to being off-handedly Peterborough station when I spotted dismissed by the guy who plays a familiar face from my TV screen. It Emrnerdale's Butch Dingle. at a club was Sue Pollard and she was getting in Leeds, it seems obvious that most the same train as me.You may not Stewart complemented a 15 to I contestant on her "delightful pearl necklace" and asked if her husband had given it to her

celebrities undergo a drastic think this would be a bad transformation when in front of the experience. but after hearing her camera.They leave behind their prattling on to her friend at the top boring, irritable and grey side and of her annoying voice for the whole CELEBRITY SQUARES: The most sexually explicit man in television and the shortest psycho in Scotland metarnorphosise into genial. fun- journey, I never wanted to watch Hi- II loving extroverts who would de-hi again.A friend of mine saw star.You expect to be entertained by Robert Carlyle who has played and The Day Today team, and Dennis brighten up the most tedious party... Gareth Hale of Hale & Pace in his the person you feel you know from several scary characters from the Pennis are of course the world except William "G" Stewart that is, local pub.Apparently he was dressed the screen in your living room and psycho in Cracker to the psycho in experts at making celebrities look who for some reason doesn't bother. in a skanky tracksuit and just sat by they just can't live up to your Trainspotung. with the good solid ridiculous, sometimes without them Unless of course that is his genial. himself without saying a word all standards. Several years ago I went figure of law enforcer Hamish even realising. fun-loving, extrovert side we see on night. to work in a pub and it turned out Macbeth thrown in as well, is only However the all time classic TV TV, in which case god help us all. The character you know from the Robert de Niro had been staying actually five feet eight inches tall.Tim moment came when William There is something known in the TV screen is just not the same there for a few days before I started. Roth also appeared pretty hard in Gladstone (yes, really) Stewart world of television as 'star quality' person in real life. Some stars do Apparently he was always in a foul Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, but he complemented a 15 to I contestant and it is surprising that very few hide behind their screen character CO mood and just grunted when the is only just over knee high to a grass on her "delightful pearl necklace," celebrities seem to exhibit this some extent in real life: if you've ever chef asked him what he wanted for hopper. and asked if her husband had given it quality when you meet them in real seen Jim Carey interviewed, you'll breakfast. If you want to see celebrities as to her. Surely an incident to rank life.A chance meeting with Sting know what I mean. However in they really are, then the funniest alongside such great televisual when I was five was my first foray general this just doesn't work.When NOTHER thing you may have moments often appear on live TV. moments as Rod Hull and Emu's into the world of celebrity spotting I Danny John-Jules acted as a compere noticed is that celebrities There is no escaping cock-ups on live attack on Snoop Doggy Dogg on The can remember very little about it at my old school play, he was just no often appear different in real shows and this may often be the only Word, and notorious lisper Chris except that he ruffled my hair as he where near as funny as he is as 'Cat' life to how you know them from TV. chance for you to see celebrities Eubank announcing on Top Of The walked passed me. If that happened in Red Dwarf Maybe it's just that you Often they are a lot smaller than you true personalities shining through Pops."At number six is Suggs with nowadays and if it was anyone else have too high expectations of the thought they were, For example the thick televisual fog. Chris Morris Cecilia..." FULL CINEMA DETAILS FOLLOW TV LISTINGS

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14 CLASSIFIEDS Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 especially Adam for being dosey We've actually made it to the primers agree place that Naveed - thanks fur making me really don't know what to say. other Aah bed. What enough to leave although there's still a way logo yet. to laugh so very hard on the voxpop stuff than cheers everyone especially Man, mus be. Looking forawrd back in I geds. Great work As someone horrible once said. one Peer the bonding, cheesy American Wednesday afternoon. You are a both findign one somewhere somehow. of you down twenty four to go..All 1 can say buddy movie•mornents last night. gem - must be why you're so Anyway, the trick with these Ross, is a massive thank you to everyone Naveed for making me Laugh. Alot. typing until attractive. Anyway, as we're not getting locked in was fun I things is to keep on sorts who helped get number one out, For a And obviously Alex for managing to you fill the space which is far too supposed to mention these know, but hopefully it won't be the subject of your adman. first attempt is sure ain't bad. I'm sure still-smile even though he hasn't been big AND YES THIS IS AUTO of things In the personals when Or maybe it will. we'll all be having nightmares about to bed for days. It's a great paper, the SPACING!!'..' god knows who might be reading. You are probably double spaces and missing headlines first of many. Quick hello to the Men I'll move onto someone else- the only person who could make and anything else that's about to go Behaving Badly - strange without Seriously though, I can't quite Rebecca - thanks to you too for it work. Thanks, and hang in wrong. That is, if we ever gel to sleep you. Don't worry you'll all get a believe I am sitting here and I starting off in great style. You there. in order to have those nightmares. nitration eventually. Lots of love Zoe and Michelle will he dirt diggers Who else? Well, everybody, but Alex is making me write this and I know this is wallowing in self- glowing bullshit, but this paper is supreme. really, really, really have to go flicking brilliant and yes, some of Fiona, I'm s000tt000 sorry for now so it's that time. Ben, Paul; it Monday Night is STUDENTS LOOK! it might be down to me thnimm) leaving you alone with Him for is very very strange working on Essays, s, Theses, dissertations, but in the main, it's all you guys that entire evening. And on top of an issue of this blasted rag with (also in foreign languages), faxing, sit through AbSoLuTeLY laminating, binding, letters. who have pulled me through this that, you had to neither of you around. I hope I envelopes, mail shots, week and will do so for the rest of Republica. 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And good luck nor that down to you and Catherine - And that's the truth. Only those Monday morning when you'll smother dynamic news duo in the two to go now though, so I probably he reading this... Call or fax Nicola on 258 6961. Carlsberg 50 bottle II - lIpm ---‘'\ making surely. apologise in advance to you and then El after! UNIVERSITY OF Hooch El bottle UNIVERSITY OF LEEDS CHAPLAINCY Frozen Cocktails 50p 11 A B C 23` Mau* Inds Oq Cm= Cm Vodka / Whisky 70p shot" LEEDS CHAPLAINCY On 3 spec.AL,__ I OBACCONIST Al Emmanuel meow= 5072 AN night Long! 246 87'93 The Chaplaincy is at the Emmanuel-institute: (nom Mention Centre Church open weekdays ter Net Mettles so ills! University main entntriect and at 25 Clams- Institute (next door) Ion Place itwi) step, up from the Union). When cash is short, and times are 5 solid hours of 1.0(r,, hard, we sell you cheap handrolling Common Room Tea, cone, friendship, conversation party, chart & more party h.iptains ,ire available to all members of tobacco, cigarette papers, rolling the tali- Sundays Itlani qii v. regardless or faith or creed. and oiler help machines and even herbal ciga- Anglican Eucharist all night.! Tuesdays resolving-pmblems. a chance m talk things irs er rettes! 1.05pm Quaker meeting for in a relaxed atmosphere, or counselling. Worship (Room COB) thy rftreedv of WS) Sr trdeol vitof RHO' •oad s. lo/vad Malt Tho ni■Oolgomool kooOffitho Ogfrt riedoesday1.10pm Campus Communion Wove 441114effah moy mind tine eon si firm Coffee is constantly available in the common followed by lunch Arithml furfNir now. Drop in and check us out for your- 9.00pm International Students rooms, where there is a chance to meet students and self! staff from across the university. 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38 BREAK TIME Try our all-new Double Crossword, and find out what's in store with our weekly horoscopes OUTLOOK Page 20 CAREERS • FOOD AND DRINK • FASHION • POLITICS • SCIENCE • TRAVEL Open pour, get drunk once more Wine connoisseurs KATHERINE SLEIGH and JOANNE ROLL explore the wonderful world of wine

HEAP and goad wine, does such a phenomenon exist? Depending on how much cash you can be parted from, in the aftermath of Intro Week, we C may have the answer for you. Wine is a truly amazing creation. Whether you like to enjoy the occasional couple of glasses to relieve the stresses and strains(?) of university life. or prefer to guzzle it by the gallon, the importance of wine in the world of a student is undeniable. What other substance could reduce an otherwise coherent and articulate being into a staggering and dribbling wreck for only *3 a bottle? A perfect accompaniment to meals and a necessity at dinner parties, versatile vino is almost as essential as the air we breathe - honest!

TASTE THE DIFFERENCE: Wine replaces beer as the most popular student drink as it becomes more affordable TURN TO NEXT PAGE 16 OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 Wine not try it out? Not many of us really care about the blackcurrant bouquet, price tends to be the deciding factor BIKES, BITS, REPAIRS

African Red at £3.49. Or eke out your FROM PREVIOUS PAGE coppers for their own Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon Blanc, again at only £3_49 a But why do most of us willingly down bottle. For a special occasion. or bottles of vinegar-like dross? For those of indulgence. then Ernest & Julio Gallo us within shouting distance of the Turning Leaf, either Chardonnay or breadline. bargain bottles are a must. Sauvignon Blanc. are worthy of £5.99 Here's hovs to get by and stay on speaking Safeways and Sainsbury's are the other terms with your tastebuda... top wine selling supermarkets. If you're Ditch you local offy's £2 attempt at looking for a dry white, then try Safeways Lambrusco. Clear your windowsills of the Sicilian 1997, on offer for 2 fur £5. empty bottles trf Lambrini and Country Alternatively, their Soleca. Semillon Manor. Enough is enough. Terrific-wines Chardonnay at £3.49 is quite an onky are available in student-dam for £3 or choice or Sicilia D'istinto for the same less. Don't get us wrong. we don't profess price is a little lighter. to he experts. but we've drunk an awful If you're more of a red person. Merlot's lot of wine in our time here and decided a good wine to go for. Quite a robust taste that maybe the average student doesn't that goes well with Italian and Mexican really care about a blackcurrant bouquet food but fine to slug hack before going our and finds price the deciding factor. for the night. Again. Ernest and Julio do a Bearing this in mind. we've rated a beautiful Ruby Cabernet at just £3.99 a selection of wines on a value-for-money throw, basis. Get your corkscrews ready and prepare yourselves fur an inexpensive and RE RE should be an Oddbins, irresistible alternatives, tried and tested in Thresher's or Victoria Wine nearby. and around Leeds. Tand the sales assistants seem to know their Cab_ Say_ from their Rioja_ However. I RST of all. get down to Morrison's it might he better not to launch into an in to pick up their "Magic of Indy" depth discussion on the merits of maturing Fbargains, ending on Sunday. Offering techniques list thing on a Friday night. a separate department devoted to an when they're faced with a mile long impressive array of booze. Morrison's are queue of .students armed with bottles of flogging some quality Italian wines. high Bass. in alcoholic volume like- know that's what whatever you're poison. trying new you're interested in!), vet at remarkably and different grape types by chance is FreeWheel low prices. probably the best way of establishing Est! Est! Est! dike the restaurant[. now what you like. If you do find you've selling at £2.49. is a very drinkable wine. purchased a rare breed of paint stripper allegedly "vivacious" with a fine, citrus then there are a few techniques to fruit dryness and a spiced finish... For resurrect them. another SOp. splash out on the "easy, Tiy letting red wine breathe by • drinking- Chardonnay di Puglia, in Iteln openmg the bottle ten minutes before you STUDENT DISCOUNT oaky Pont: Vecchio Oalsed Soave, drink it, to take the edge of it. Pouring it An .1%., erage red includes he C.2 75 into a glass allows it to aerate which m.iy i normallst3.2i. Cortenova do the trick Appellation Vinaigre isn't the NEAR THE TAPS PUB, NORTH LANE, a lomepalleemo Daubers, personified 1-.!,, nicest of tipples to offer your guests. my she V., 1110 guru Malcolm (;luck as ,1 chilling it as much as possible and your HEADINGLEY -splendid little bargain. Pizzas w ill love as taste buds won's rind it quite as harsh. softness, give and warmth - like an old Give it a whirl. Valencia has its merits woolly sweater.- Whatever you say Male! and normally has the desired effect. but TEL 274 2222 Who would have thought that pizza and there are so many interesting and wine could have such a sensual affordable wines out there, you've got relationship?? nothing to lose„,happy quaffing! Alternatively. tr3, Mona's South

40 Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 OUTLOOK 17 ItFOOTNOTES FRO lig FRANCE... A S i write this, the sun is i he little railway in Montmartre: everyone's going the other way. keybotini on q French beating down, there's a neither have 1 been to the Louvre. Work itself is a learning co,puter is lqid out gentle breeze wafting Sacre Coeur or even the Stade dc expcnence. with many subtle differently. qlthough I think through the trims and the Fronts. differences in office etiquette on this I've got thqt Astered now. temperature Is in the mid-twenties. But it already feels as if I've been side of the Channel. The most Feeble jokes aside, it's All right. it won't stay like this. everywhere - Paris is a small city in noticeable thing is paperwork - page quite somthing to have but cold days in West Yorkshire do a city like Paris seem a long way off. begging for Besides, no matter what the You need this form to get that badge which will enable exploration over the weather's like. Paris has always got next year. It's been something going on. Be it an all-day you to get this card although you need ID for that an exciting technu parade, a rail strike introduction to {increasingly frequent). the Cup life as a Parisian Winners' Ctip or one of the comparison to London and you atm page of iL - and there is permanent tourist attractions. it get about it pretty quickly, either by Inevitably you need this form to so much more certainly is one hell of a place to live. fearless taxis or the stilling Metro. get that badge which will enable you still to do. l haven't yet been up either the Although I'm tiring in the centre. to get this card although you need 1D Eiffel or the Montparnasse Towers: I our office is out at Orly airport, so for that... It never seems to stop, Chris haven't been on a bateau mouchc or commuting isn't a problem because Qnothcr qv.izqn.1 thing is thqt the

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41 OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 ON YER Working in the BIKE city's soft centre Your fortnightly guide to careers events in Leeds An unexpected year off gave one Leeds student the chance to Friday September 25 try something totally delicious. ZOE FELLER tasted the results I Lott - 3prit - Parkinson Court Roadshow for finalists A t:RA Park looks like a Information available ran x ae a tie lc s. little girl in a chocolate milkround. career sces cis ire 4:* ve nts. shop. She's gat a massive graduate employers_ post-graduate smile on her face and opportunities gazes with glee at the Lsweets in front of her. in tact. she is a girl in a Monday October 5 chocolate shop. but rather than 5.00pm Roger Stevens LT24 tieing faced with the choice of what OpportunitieS for Lawyers chocolate to choose next. she has to Aimed at law students. covers legal decide what chocolate:, other people profession and beyond are going to want and how much they will eat_ She actually manages the chocolate shop. Tuesday October 6 Having completed her first year 5.15pm Careers Service lit a Theatre Studies student at So you want to teach... primary? Leeds University. she became ill ind was forced to drop out mid-way How. tfi apply for PGCE and what course through her second year. Rather selectors are looking for than leaving Leeds when she recovered. she found herself a job at Wednesday October 7 Maxwell & Kennedy in the Vichrria 2. 30 - 4.30pm - Arts i hick LG 15 Quarter. When the incumbent - manager left in the summer. the A special practice: test .carton for those salting the Civil Service l=ast Stream tests. Please only sign up for this session :Iv on have heen selected to attend. "I can't be Thursday October 8 5_15pm - Roger Stevens. 1319 hungover or ill. If Applications and Interviews Ernst & Young on successful I can't do it no applications. Relevant to all disciplines one else can" Thursday October 8 5.00pm - Roger Stevens LT23 How to write a curriculum vitae company offered the rItsifloll Laura. Until she returns to 4..omplete Law spec I lie her second yeur In January, she finds SWEETIE PIE: The girt with the job everyone wants, at work in the Victoria Quarter pie Zoe Feller herself in charge or one of the most Thursday October 8 exclusive confectioner), shops in inundate. interview trig prospect; c tummy ai tem anis, but It is himnahs wrapping her chix•inates. and I Leeds. sales assistants recently was a great tasting everything. I really like didn't want to he rude as she was a 6.00prn Senior Common Room "l have to he here at 9 o'clock in strange experience. the chocolates, and I think they are lot older than me. I was really Employer led workshop the morning to open the shop. clean It was like a role reversal. I had better than our competitors." intimidated, but I did it anyway." Unilever plc it and put out the stock. I can't he to run a professional interview Laura obviously loves her job Taking a year out was not Any degree discipline hungover or ill - if I can't do it no scheme, chase up reterences and ask and the environment of the County something Laura had considered one else can she explains. It's not real interview questions like. 'What Arcade. 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Leeds Student, Friday September 25 1998 OUTLOOK 19 The great ea For many finalists graduation is as daunting as their first day at university. LOUISE WILLIAMS investigates RFSHERS are not the wider range of opportunities For year from universtiy in Leeds is NOV. all l weal to du is save my only people facing new graduates. Sebastian Kadrizke now working as a recruitment money and go travelling." Fchallenges at this time of graduated last year and took a consultant. but she had slightly Of course, not everyone year. For many people, the work placement in Berlin. • different plans. packs their bags and goes start of term marks the end of "II was exhausting and I had "I was bunking forward to travelling. Danny Williams the summer. and therefore the very little time ha- mysell," having some money and getting qualified as an osteopath last end of their university lives year and has spent the last year and the start of their new working. careers. "I was relieved to leave But as the post-finals An honours degree no longer university." he says. It was summer of fun comes to end, time to look for a job. As an some graduates suddenly realise osteopath I can work hill time they don't know what they arc guarantees a job.. we have to look anywhere in the world. actually qualifted to do. "I'tn making the most of this An honours degree no longer in different directions by having loads Of fun and guarantees a job, and many earning enough money to graduates do not know exactly finance this. There's been lots what they want to do after says. "But I'm glad I did it- It s stuck into a career when I more partying since 1 left university. Travelling. temping made me look forward to post- graduated, but I got a job as a university." and post-graduate studies are all graduate studies more. receptionist for a PR company." So if things do not work out increasingly popular. The 9-5 "I took the year after she explains. It wasn't as planned, you may well find jabs our parents' generation university to work out exactly challenging enough so I took a something else to do. such as took after university just do not what I wanted to do in the job in recruitment and it's really travelling iii returning to exist any more. We have to look longer term." boring. university. Even the hest-laid in different directions, Some people find things do "When I was still at college, plans don't always come off. But rather than being nut turn out quite as expected. I thought l'il go straight into PR but worry not. It could he a restrictive. this can mean a Kate Frost, who graduated last and have a really good career. blessing in disguise. ALL KINDS OF MEN BECOME SPERM DONORS

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LMUSU FIGHT BACK FROM SLOW START IN TOURNAMENT OWN GOAL

F THERE'S one thing that eicestershire won the came out of the World Cup County Championship it was the realisation that last weekend in front of an average team can do La crowd Third Division I football learns would be well with a good manager. such us Paraguay or Denmark, but a disappointed with. A! around good team with an average £3 to enter for a whole day at manager will perform below the Oval it was a pitiful expectations, such as Spain. indictment of how Prat-class Italy or dare I say it England. cricket is dying. As such the stock of the men Don't let the Test series in charge has never been victory fool you the game in higher and the news that Leeds this country is not going to boss George Graham may be throw up the players needed to 'transferred' to Tottenham for succeed anymore. it is hardly anything up to £5 million in played in state schools and is in compensation can't come as need of urgent restructuring. too much of a surprise. Nobody, except the true In this age of football being devotees, seems to feels any a big business the cast / profit pride In their county's success. ratio applies to the game as Iwo divisions and more much as anywhere so this type competitive cricket will help of exchange,. whether or not the but the deeper malaise is being Graham move goes ahead, is ignored w ith the game, and going to become more likely. especially competitive leagues, Managers may eventually being allowed to die out. command bigger fees than Of course for all their some star players. If Stan bluster the authorities will Collymore can he sold for ET ignore this and keep arguing million then Marcello Lippi, about two divisions or one who would make a much without wondering where the bigger difference on the pitch players of the 2015 season are and therefore financially for going to conic from. The series his club, must he worth at least victory sealed at Headingley, the same. while welcome, may prove to This takes into do more long term damage consideration the money than good. brought in by player merchandise. For instance a ews from Brazil that David Beckham computer Athletic.° Mineiro SEVEN UP: LMUSU came a respectable eighth in game may bring in the money striker Edmilson pulled the summer hockey tournament held in Halifax to pay his wages for a month Na carrot from his shorts but a David Pleat seedy ROM, and arc it after scoring against er sorry CD ROM, would America-Belo Horizonte. never do the same. Even so the nteknannA "The Rabbits." Graham case looks like setting I look forward to when this another footballing precedence. blatant piss-taking of your Hockey sevens limber opponents comes to the Premier ooking hack it k so League. Score against Arsenal obvious that something and pull a pint in front of the was wrong when Ben North hank, hit the net at Anfield LJohnson destroyed the and produce a huh cap. 'Scoring' Reid and destroyed the world 100 at Villa Park will have never up for new season as metres record at the Seoul been so much fun. Olympics of 1988. The same Getting a goal at Old Trafford suspicions were raised about may be a hit of bother though, I Florence Griffith-Joyner who don't know how you would came from nowhere to set the persuade a gynaecologist to 100 metres benchmark of 10.49 conduct an examination in front Perkin shines in goal seconds which a whole of 55,0011 generation of afthletes have not people. even come close to. LMUSU's Men's BY SEB VANCE draw, But the more LMUSU Flo-Jo's tragic death at the NR Hockey Club took a attacked the more vulnerable age of 35 nitro Irs that of British the dayprogressed so to The team continued in the they were left at the back and shot putter Jeff Teak. A. break from their did LMUSU's fortunes same vein on Sunday rooming Edgehaston finished the game seemingly fit and healthy persons summer holidays to thrashing Sunderland winning their First two matches off scoring five minutes (rum the end. body inexplicably fails , very University 4-0 and then 1-0 but ran out of steam against. finish a he pre-tournament favo.urites Club Captain Nathan Homer questions will always be asked winning their final four and people will demand answers, respectable 8th position Edgehaston HC losing 4-2, was pleased with his team's group matches all 1-0. But the cold truth is that it in the annual Halifax The opposition was full of efforts: "ft was a good run-out will go on and perhaps he harder 7-a-side tournament The side duly progressed national league players and their after a lazy summer. Lots of fun to stop. to the knockout stage largely class told despite LMUSU taking on and off the pitch with many In 1995 top class athletes in which 40 teams thanks to keeper Danny an early lead through Duncan new alliances found between were asked anonymously competed. Perkin. who was standing in Scott. Edgehaston rallied and us and the other clubs. "Last season we were lacking a whether in order to succeed The team got off to a only as a late replacement, dominated taking a 3-1 lead into four or five real class players they would take drugs that slow start on Saturday but kept his side in the the interval. Andy Love scored a fine goal but the foundations are there could kill them. morning losing their first tournament with a string of Depressingly most said on the counter attack and gave for the new season and we are two group matches but as fine sa).c s and blocks yes. his side hope of snatching a hopeful of a good showing," With these type of attitudes prevalent and the Increased level of CALLING ALL SPORTS REPRESENTATIVES technology used in produeing todays drugs it Leeds Student is committed to bring the best coverage of all university sport. In order for us to offers: a grim. albeit very do this we need the sports clubs to telephone us with their results by Wednesday evening. If you pessimistic, s•'i:eiltuin °I how the future of require coverage for any particular match please notify us by Monday afternoon. We will do professional sport our best to give coverage to as wide a range of sports as possible. Ask to speak to Seb Vance or could become. Naveed Raja on 0113 243 4727.

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NGLAND'S summer of unbearable for the fans. sport was in need of When they were both removed something special. There 100 GREATEST South Africa acre 1145-14 going into E was the nighy union the limd day. debacle ilown under. ilenman SPORTING Fite atmosphere on Monday doing well but not well enough and morning was uneerily quiet and then them was David Beckham. one of anxiety and nervous hope. the unlikely tonic was MOMENTS nom many times have we seen provided by the England cricket falter at the flnal hurdle team at ileadingley m her battled by Seb Vance o kit the winning post in sight? hack from the brink to record The South Africans are their first home series win for well NO. 58 SMART ALEC'S reknoo lied for their never-say-die over a decade. Akan; with Angus Fraser he attitude but nut this time. The match sinuitinn swung minced South Africa to 27-5 The old workhorse Gus Fraser wildly during the course of the sending hack the hapless opener brought the crowd to its feet with game with both teams having, and Gerry libenberg in quick time the wicket of Allan Donald. failing to take their chances. and then getting rid of the The removal of 'Stint lbw And so It came down to the dangerous trio of Jaques Rallis, followed fittingly by the Yorkshire fourth innings of the game with Dandy Cullinan and captain best Darren Gough with the added South Africa needing 219 for liattsit Cronje. assistance. fur not the first time. of victory. While Englands funs celebrated bayed Aktar. The way their middle and the surely imminent victory Brain Our summer of spurt had been lower order had hatted all s► nnter Nlemillian joined Joni) Rhodes at rescued and the lleadingley crowd meant that the crowd were all MI the crease. were quick to show their the edge of their seats with Together they put on 117 in a appreciation by not thanking Alec anticipation and not a little fear. partnership which brought the Stewart but the man in the middle They roared in Darren Gough Spingbak's closer to victory and with the chant of 'There's only who responded in the best way. made the match situation one laved Aktar."

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By HAVEF_D RAJA THE womens teams at Record-breaking LMUSU women LMUSU are preparing for the new sports looking to build on BUSA success season on the back of a record-breaking year which saw them scoop after scooping historic award the Barbara Knapp rugby teams who bravely went on from last year.- The success was hailed by rophy. down at the semi-final stage. Netball player Jo Brooks set Nathan Homer. LMUSU V-P Individuals were also honouird the target to become national Sports and Societies who said: The trophy is awarded with nine players winning national champions, "It's a good reflection of all the y BUSA for the most selection in their various sports. "We want to he even better hard work they have put in and improved performances The football team were voted this year - we want to win a great honour and excellent and it is the first time Leeds as the best LMUSU sports club everything and heat achievement has won the honour in its by their peers at the end-of-year Loughborough.- "Hopefully they will keep ceremony. The year of all-round success it up and inspire the men to catch 30-year history. Football club spokeswoman was put down to the team spirit up!" Virtuall) every learn Nicola Cartwright said: "It's of the team by rugby players This was bucked up by Student if*tmOto tip reached the semi-finals of the brilliant that the wontens teams Kelly Fleming and Kirk Lawley. Sports and Recreation manager national championships and at the University have won.- Law ley said: "The whole club Ed White who pointed out the the star performers were the Helen Lambert of the has a very social atmosphere and financial constraints tinder the badminton squad who won badminton and hockey teams that contributed to the season shadow of which the award was we had." won. the national cup. echoed her joy and vowed that "Loughborough spend 28 per Other highlights were the LMUSU could, and would get That team spirit will have 3 to he re-created to match last cent of their block grant on hockey and football teams were better. "We think we arc the hest years success as most of the student sport and we spend 12 the runners up in their respectise competitions and the netball and overall womens team in the North teams have lost players and arc per cent so we have done very and and we want to continue recruiting new members. well." Murray Prints

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