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MONDAY. FEBRUARY 5, 1990 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY VOL. 67 NO. 34 Archaeology Research Center closes By Doreen Jacobson Norman Jefferson, an archcologist In 1986, there was a 39 percent had contracts coming in." stall writer at the center said. "We were looking decrease in the amount of money But January's success followed to hire more people." generated from contracts. And in funding ,troubles in December, JMU's Archaeology Research The center received contracts for 1989, the money generated from when the research center was Center was closed Wednesday due to archeological work. JMU students contract work dropped 65 percent $4,000 in debt. lack of funds, the JMU vice interested in archeology worked at from 1988. The cold weather in December president of sponsored research and the center for practical experience. But, Jefferson said, the JMU kept the contracts from coming in. external programs said. In 1985, the center had $1.43 Archaeology Research Center had Archeology digs cannot be done if "It didn't get enough contracts to million in contracts, a 378 percent $75,000 in contract work on hand the ground is frozen, Jefferson said. keep it going," said Dr. Barbara increase over 1984's $299,293 in for January 1990 before the decision Salaries contributed to the debts. Castcllo. contracts. After that "million was made Jan. 17 to close the Personnel at the Archaeology But archeologists at the center dollar" year, the number of center. Research Center received their disagree. contracts decreased sharply, Castcllo "We had contracts, we had a lot of "We did have the work," said said. contracts," Jefferson said. "And we See CENTER page 2> Behind the ESPN cameras in the Convo
By John R. Craig ESPN has 24 games slated to begin staff writer after midnight EST during the regular season, but most of those games While the Electric Zoo was working involve teams from the Western on overload Saturday morning, ESPN Conference, Big West, Western was able to operate at regular voltage Athletic Conference, Pacific-10 or Big despite the early hour. Sky. Only Friday's CAA game and an For the first lime in JMU history, a Ohio Valley Conference matchup Jan. basketball game was broadcast live 27 were actually in the Eastern time nationally from the Convocation zone. Center. The JMU-Richmond game, The Ohio Valley Conference began scheduled for ESPN since last August, the idea of "Midnight Madness" two proved to be especially important for years ago when it was able to convince control of first place in the Colonial ESPN to put its games on at Athletic Association as the teams head midnight. "> into the second half of the season. ESPN didn't dispatch a crew from "Both Richmond and James Madison homebase Bristol, Ct. for the game. were on [ESPN's) short list as schools Instead ESPN subcontracted Creative that, if it would work out Sports Marketing, a production schedule-wise, they would like to put company from Charlotte, N.C. on," CAA Commissioner Tom Ycagcr Staff photo by VASHA HUNT "A lot of the things you sec on said Friday. "And so we had a couple Chris Brown, Matt Bresette, Doug Gllckman and Ted Brown (left to ESPN, some are produced by ESPN things that just fit into place." right) showed their support for JMU Saturday morning at the Convo. themselves, but then they subcontract ESPN officials approached Ycagcr in to several other companies," Galloway August to tell him that we look at building on this year and pulled up to the Convocation Center at said. "Because of the volume of the JMU-Richmond was the only CAA succeeding years. It's going to get 5:30 p.m. Friday and began items that hit their air they can't matchup that interested them. The better and hopefully this is a start." preparations for the midnight telecast. produce all of that themselves. CAA schedule originally had Last week the CAA struck another The JMU-Richmond contest was the Creative Sports will then contact Richmond visiting Harrisonburg Jan. 8 deal with ESPN that will put the Fcb^. culmination of a broadcast day that free-lance producers and directors from and then the Dukes traveling to 21 JMU at American game on the included World Cup Skiing from around the country to help them put Richmond for a game Feb. 3. 24-hour sports cable network. It will France at 8:30 EST, Top Ranked these things together." Richmond decided that the midnight be used as a regional game moved back Boxing at 9:30 and SportsCcnter at Mike Wells, the executive producer start would be too late for its two hours to 9 p.m. Duke at North 11:30. of Creative Sports, directed Friday's season-ticket holders and offered to Carolina Stale is the other game that "Whatever goes on the air is my telecast for ESPN. His company called flip-flop the games. JMU agreed and night, but contractual obligations responsibility," game producer Dennis JMU's Sports Information office to get the rest is 77-43 history. between ESPN and Raycom Galloway said. "I'm the liaison additional people to help with the "ESPN is kind of like the fourth Sports/Jefferson Pilot Productions between ESPN, the schools and all the technical crew. network now," Yeagcr said. "It's the forced ESPN to find an alternate game. different parties involved to get the best year we've ever had with TV and The television production truck telecast on the air." See ESPN page 2> Page 2, The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990 Center ESPN > (Continued from page 1) Richard Thompson, an associate ►(Continued from page 1 salaries from the contracts. professor, is the only other full-time "Every hour worked was billed to a faculty member in the department - contract," Jefferson said, "and the entire Opponents of the decision to close salary was paid by contracts." the center say the move will increase Also, changes in state law made staff faculty members' responsibilities. positions at the center into classified Amy Young, a senior, said, "What positions, entitling employees to they're saying is that these two men health benefits, sick leave and vacation are going to have time to go out and time. get the grants and do all this work on Dr. Thomas Whyte, assistant top of what they're already doing. professor at Appalachian State "We don't sec that happening, having University and former archaeologist at been in this department, seeing what the JMU research center, said the we've seen, taking the classes that year-old Virginia law didn't affect the we've taken and having worked in the center until December because many of lab," Young said. the staff members took vacation and sick leave pay at Christmas. "I just don't see how they're going to The center didn't have the contracts at have the time to be able to show the that time to meet the payroll, he said. use for it, and I think it's gding to be Eighteen percent of the funds taken away without us really being generated through the center's contracts able to fight for it," she said. "I don't was put into JMU's general fund. think that's fair." Except for housing and electricity Castello said the restructuring won't bills, none of the money given to hurt the archeology program. JMU was returned to the Archaeology "It doesn't keep faculty from Research Center, Whyte said. becoming involved, and it's not taking ■9-' "The research center never got any away student opportunities," she said. good support from the university," he Jennifer Thomas, an archeology said. student, said she and Young were The center, which had operated under surprised at the closing and are angry the department since the mid-80s, that the students were not told. became independent in 1988, said Dr. "Nobody told us anything," Thomas Clarence Geicr, one of the two faculty said. members who worked with the center. Thomas said the center was building Now the center's work will be a good reputation among other centers, returned to the department of sociology including that at the College of and anthropology. William and Mary. The staff positions have been Jefferson was shocked at JMU's abolished. Instead of getting paid, decision to close the center. "It took a Staff photo by VASHA HUNT students will now earn course credit for lot of time and energy to rebuild the Billy Coles slam dunks on national television during the first JMU their work on archeology projects. program. game broadcast on ESPN from the Convo. However, sociology and "We would hire students to process anthropology faculty members must artifacts and we trained them as "You go from town to town and the in and game out so I say, 'Let me head contract or grant research projects. personnel to do archeology work as crews are regionalized unless you need recommend this' but it's up to them for Only two of the full-time they were working there." a specialist — then we'll fly them in," the final shot." anthropology faculty members, Geier Whyte said JMU made the wrong Wells said. Wells said the Convocation Center and Dr. Bill Boycr, deal with decision. JMU's broadcast officer David was a pretty standard set-up, but could archeology. "The university made a mistake." Gallatin ran a slow-motion tape have been better. machine in the truck, local TV "In a perfect world we would rather sportscaster Paul Runnels ran one have the benches on the opposite side camera, some JMU students acted as from the cameras," Wells said. "So equipment handlers and JMU provided instead of seeing the [coaches' and] statisticians for the graphics operator players' faces, we're seeing the backs of and the announcers. their heads." '— < c "I like sports but I don't love Five main cameras were used to sports," said Wells, who's been cover the game — two placed high at ^ Rrgc^e working in television since 1968 and founded >•» center court, one on the main Editor LauraHunl doing sports since 1979. "1 think when concourse and two on the opposite Managing editor Hitler Deweon you direct or produce a game, if you Business manager Brten PovtneW To l/u prut alont, chrqturtd at U it with baselines. Design editor BMpntn RountfM abutti. On world it indtbudfor all Uu have your favorites sometimes you can The production truck arrived Friday Assistant design editor tnumptu which haw betn gaintdby rtason be a little partial to one Newsedtor WsKKTy WaaflWI and humanity tw trror and opprution" after covering a boxing event in Assistant news editor UswCrabta —Jama Madison subconsciously, not intentionally. I try Atlantic City, N.J. Thursday night. L'eetyle editor fete** Fay Tha Breeze • published Monday and Thursday Artsedlor not to have favorites for that reason. After the game, the truck rolled out and Laurel WsMtnger mornings and diatrbuted throughout JMU. Business editor Meghan Jorneon Mailing address Is Th»Bn»a. Communication You can get caught up in the emotion headed to Pittsburgh for a Big East Assistant business editor David Noon Department. JMU. Harrisonburg, Va. 22807. of the game for that reason." Sports editor Stephens* Bwalm Network telecast. The cost to rent a For advertising, call 568 6596. For editorial Assistant sports editor offices, call 568-6127. A telecast from the Convocation production truck can range anywhere Editorial editor Betsy Overturn? Comments and complaints should be directed Center can run into some problems, Assistant editorial editor Laurs Hutchison to Laura Hunt, editor. from $7,000-515,000 depending on the Photo editor Lawrence Jackson according to Gallatin. equipment it carries, Galloway said. Assistant photo editor Scou Triable "One disadvantage is that there's not Wire news editor Carol Wllley "The trucks then selves do not have Copy editor Eric File Advisers Flip Oe Luca a lot of floor space," Gallatin said. "I enough power to operate the cameras Production manager Jennifer Powell Alan Neckow
— Page 4, The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990 State college presidents work to fight budget cuts
By Drew Hansen The budget proposals Carrier made specifically for quite possible that I could spend 30 days there in faculty senate reporter JMU were to cover planning money for the proposed Richmond ... and the last day, get nothing," Carrier Virginia's college and university presidents are College of Applied Science and Technology, planning said. Also at the meeting. Carrier discussed some of his working together to fight higher education budget money for the addition of one floor to Carrier Library, cuts proposed for the next biennium, JMU President funding for a new physical plant, and "relief of a plans for the university. He wants to strengthen Ronald Carrier told the faculty senate Thursday. moratorium on revenue bonds so we can finish the JMU's minority and women's programs, and he wants to study the size of classes and add mere graduate Governor L. Douglas Wilder's budget "poses some campus center and build a new recreation center," serious problems for higher education," Carrier said. Carrier said. programs. Carrier also responded to faculty members' concerns JMU asked for $41 million from the state but The budget allotted only $75,000 in planning received $32.5 million — a 21 percent cut. money for the proposed college. about the lack of an early retirement program at the This is the first collaboration of university "If the new college does not get funded, we do not university. presidents to get a state budget changed since the propose increased enrollment," Carrier said. "Our He said some faculty members look forward to early mid-1970s, Carrier said. answer to the enrollment challenge was to have a new retirement because they are bored with their work. Normally the presidents lobby individually for the college." But Carrier said early retirement is "the worst thing needs of their own schools, but this year they felt The schools' presidents will still pursue other in the world." they had to work together, he said. amendments individually, Carrier said. The university should be an exciting place to work "The presidents got together and worked out a bare Carrier also said he can usually tell how the for people of all ages, no matter how long they have necessities increase in the budget of about $88 Virginia legislature is responding to his proposals and taught. Carrier said. million for higher education," Carrier said. can predict what amendments will or will not pass. "I don't want faculty members and staff members The $88 million covers operating budgets and But because of the strict budget cuts, Carrier said, coming to this university every morning saying, 'I library, computer and supply costs, he said. "each day you don't know whether you've made any got one more day out of the way.'" "We tried to... determine what our needs were and progress." Carrier also said he plans to increase funding for fit a budget in that would be realistic," Carrier said. "In this particular session [of the legislature] it's faculty travel and extra study.
By Dana Patterson that occurred Oct. 21, 1989, was underage possession of alcohol operator's license and underage court reporter found guilty of assault and battery Jan. 19, was found guilty at a Feb. 1 possession of alcohol Jan. 19, was hearing and ordered to pay $20 in The following cases have been at a Jan. 11 hearing. He was found guilty at a Feb. 1 hearing and ordered to pay court costs of $40. court costs. ordered to pay a fine and court heard in Rockingham County The charge was reported in the costs totaling $190. General District Court Cuttino's charges were reported in the Nov. 6, 1989 Breeze. Jan. 25 Policelog. Mountcastle's charges were • Charles Marsh Cuttino, charged • Timothy S. Mountcastle, reported in the Jan. 25 Policelog. with forcible rape after an incident • Jennifer L. Bowers, charged with charged with possession of a false
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CHARLOTTESVILLE The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990, page 5 WMRA ABC (Continued from page 3) The ABC's crackdown in bars and the ABC and feel their actions are in > (Continued from page 3) ► said, "I think the ABC knows that we restaurants is not limited to vain. be able to spend more time on the air, Harrisonburg. Last year, the ABC run a pretty straight business. Joe "It doesn't really matter what the because that's what the internship is revoked 60 liquor licenses statewide, a (JM's bouncer] and I have been here for ABC docs, people will always be able for." a long time, and we check the IDs." number up over 60 percent from 37 the The communication department's to find alcohol if they want it," sajd Many of the area's restaurants and previous year. telecommunication faculty members freshman Chris Brcault bars, such as Pargo's, Valentino's and In 1989, the ABC also suspended support WMRA's decision. Tom Knight, a junior, feels the O'Toolc's, require two forms of 352 restaurants and placed another 36 recent crackdown is unfair. "It was just "We were originally concerned identification. They will only accept a on probation. because we thought it would cut down valid driver's license, military ID with all of a sudden. Now things are the accessibility students would have Determined to buy it photo, or a passport. definitely too strict. There weren't too to the radio station," said Dr. George JMU IDs may be used as the second In spite of all the precautions, some many problems caused by drinking and Johnson, an assistant professor of form of ID. JMU students are not intimidated by JMU." communication. But "professionally speaking, I think it's better for the station to gel a better sound since it is the National Public 1989 Semester. Communication majors are Radio affiliate for the entire valley," May 1990 commencement There were six guilty outcomes asked to attend a mass meeting Johnson said. activities at JMU will follow a in which the students, were Feb. 26 from 4 to 5:30 p.m. in Students who work at WMRA must format similar to those of the past suspended for one semester. Grafton-Stovall Theatre. go through extensive training before two years. Other reports include one not The purpose of the meeting is to working on the air, since they must Commencement this year will guilty outcome, one student who discuss the upcoming split in the work with classical, jazz and bluegrass include departmental activities admitted guilt and chose to be communication department. music, and in-depth news coverage — Friday evening. Saturday picnics referred to the administration, and areas many students are not familiar will be held on the Quad for two cases that were dropped with. graduates, families and faculty, and The Breeze Newsfile is offered because of lack of evidence. a dance will be held that night for when space permits to publicize Hankey said, "We want to be students, parents and faculty. perceived as a high-quality broadcast Application deadline for information on job opportunities Sunday activities will include a and campus and area activities. To station. I'm not saying by that that morning interfaith service in University Program Board Chair students aren't high-quality and not is Feb. 14 at 5 p.m. Chair have information reviewed for Wilson Hall and the official publication, call 568-6127 or send professional — far from it commencement ceremony in JMU interviews will be Feb. 18. 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With four bedrooms, patios and balconies, wall-to- w w.ppjp wall carpeting, a microwave oven, washer/dryer and a 869 Port Republic Road £> The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990, page 7 WIRE NEWS College grads Employers trying to control will help fill increasing cost of insurance The bottom line: By Paul Overberg shortage of Gannett News Service • The cost of treating someone with alcoholism or drug addiction was $7,300 lower through the EAP, The soaring cost of health care has employers and $2,400 lower for someone with a psychiatric professors looking for ways to rein in the expensive programs condition. By John Yaukey they offer to help employees with health problems • Turnover three years after diagnosis of alcoholism and Polly Elliott such as alcoholism, drug abuse and mental illness. or drug addiction was 7.5 percent for people using the Gannett News Service But according to a new study, employee assistance EAP and 40 percent for people who sought treatment plans can only save substantial sums if employers First the bad news: In the next 20 years, half of on their own. For people with psychiatric conditions, bite the bullet and: the figures were 6.3 percent and 16 percent, the nation's 700,000 college faculty members — • Offer a comprehensive program staffed by many hired in the 1960s when resources, salaries respectively. specially trained counselors. The source of the EAP's savings surprised even the and opportunities attracted top scholars — will • Pay the extra cost of including an employee's retire. study's author. family in treatment. "The lion's share of the savings came in medical Until now, college administrators fretted about • Provide intensive monitoring for two years after replacing them, worried because gifted students claims, the smallest pieces in reduced absenteeism," the employee returns to work. have increasingly looked outside academia for said Dr. Jack Mahoncy, a public health specialist and Doing so actually can raise medical costs and managing director of Alexander & Alexander. He said careers because salaries arc higher. absenteeism in the first year of treatment, but it Today, however, education leaders said the worry he expected — as many companies do when they lowers costs when measured over four years. may be for nothing. create EAPs — to cut costs through decreased If your employer offers such a plan, the study Prospects have never been brighter for absenteeism. showed, it's probably a better bet to use it than seek undergraduates aiming for doctorates to stay in the The company expects to save $5.1 million over the help on your own. Significantly more workers classroom as teachers, they said, and they will be next three years as its 1988 caseload of 1,032 workers managed to recover and keep their jobs by using the snapped up to replenish the brain drain. uses the program. Of that, $4.3 million will be employer plan. reduced medical claims by employees and their Iris Molotsky of the American Council on The study was conducted from 1985 to 1988 for Education said current undergraduates are sure to dependents. McDonnell Douglas Corp., a large SL Louis-based be a hot commodity as schools compete for them. Mahoncy cautioned that one of the reasons for the aerospace firm, by Alexander & Alexander Consulting success program's was its scope. Before the study Molotsky blames the current brain drain on a of Westport, Conn. More than 20,000 of the firm's period of retrenchment in the 1970s and early began, McDonnell Douglas had scattered management 120,000 workers were studied as they used the of EAP programs that weren't available at all its 1980s that caused a dip of faculty in middle program or sought help on their own. management. plants. As it began the study, it extended access to the Earning a Ph.D. has become more expensive George Watkins, who publishes EAP Digest, a program to all workers, centralized management and and time-consuming. In 1967, for example, it Troy, Michigan-based magazine covering the increased the scope of services. look an average of 10.6 years to earn a doctorate; industry, praised the study for its scope and said it today, it takes about 12.9 years. shows such programs "address health care costs, not Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/ Apple College Some administrators are moving now to try to just absenteeism and morale issues." Information Network keep qualified instructors in the classroom. The University of California-Berkeley, which still gets an average of 40 applications for every teaching position, is doing "pretty darn well," said Anti-abortion headquarters closes spokeswoman Roberta Austin. By Andrea Stone and Steve Marshall Speaking at a National Religious Broadcasters Austin said Berkeley's strategies to avoid a Gannett News Service convention a day after his release from a Georgia'* faculty shortage in the 1990s include making big WASHINGTON — Operation Rescue, at the "brink prison, Terry blamed debts on a NOW lawsuit, which money offers and offering to pay relocation costs. he said cost $50,000 in fines and made fundraising The school also makes homeowner loans and of bankruptcy" because of court-ordered fines, will close its Binghamton, N.Y., headquarters, founder impossible. He said the group owes $70,000 and has helps with spousal employment. fired 23 people. But some spots traditionally are just downright Randall Terry said Wednesday. But the abortion rights opponent insists that "the Terry left prison after nearly four months Tuesday hard to fill. Faculty members for business schools when an anonymous person paid the $550 he was . are particularly hard to hire — mainly because rescue mission is not through." ( Terry said the move does not signal the end of fined after a 1988 Atlanta protest. The activist had they are expensive, said Sandra Davis, assistant to refused to pay, choosing instead to serve a two-year <& the provost at the University of Arkansas. Operation Rescue, whose blockades at abortion clinics have led to more than 40,000 arrests across the sentence for criminal trespass and unlawful assembly. Samuel Gorvitz, dean of the College of Arts and Joseph Scheidler, head of the militant Pro-Life Sciences at Syracuse University, said the United States. "God's directive for the Operation Rescue national Action League, doesn't believe the closing is "any business-related areas of mathematics and kind of great calamity. .. . Operation Rescue is now accounting will be sore spots. But he is not office to decentralize is causing us to change the shape of our national leadership," said a recorded ready to move to a new level — statewide and waiting to confront the problem. citywide." "If we know someone is likely to retire at 67, message at the group's main office. Abortion rights supporters welcomed the closing. Operation Rescue's 125 local chapters will continue we will hire a replacement But if he's likely to "Without that national training and support, it may to blockade abortion clinics nationwide, Terry said. change his mind and retire at 82, we are not likely significantly reduce the number of assaults on "NOW and the federal government cannot stop a to," he said. clinics," said Patricia Ireland, the National movement of God. We will not even skip a beat." He acknowledges it is costly to have two faculty Organization for Women's executive vice president Bob Ketchum, an Operation Rescue member in members in one position: "It's a financial burden "If this office closing is an indication that he's run Chicago, said, "I'm sorry [about the closing]. on the short term, but it's calculable burden." out of steam, I would be thrilled because he's put an However, we're just going to go on." Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/Apple Collage awful strain on his family," said Terry's aunt. Dawn Copyright 1990. USA TODAY/ Apple College Information Network Marvin, an abortion rights activist. Information Network Page 8, The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990 Alcohol use declining, Study suggests abuse still most abused drug of medical students • Alcohol abuse and dependence will • 16 percent of students in the By Dan Sperling cost the country $136.3 billion this By Tim Friend ftannpft News Service Gannett News Service AMA study had been hit, slapped, year. kicked or had objects thrown at Alcohol is still the United States' A majority of medical students them. One student was kicked in most widely used drug despite a decline say they are physically abused, the testicles. in use, the government said Tuesday. emotionally abused or sexually • 55 percent of women in the harassed by professors, residents The report from the U.S. Health and AMA study said they were Human Services Department provides 10.5 million and interns, two studies suggest. sexually harassed by residents, "This is important because it "compelling evidence that alcohol adults show interns and faculty; 50 percent of must finally become a primary target appears to be common and because non-whites and Hispanics said students say the abuse is serious in America's so-called 'war on drugs,'" symptoms of they were subjected to racial slurs said Hamikon Beazley, president of the and affects them for a long time," from faculty. alcoholism and said Dr. Henry K. Silver of the National Council on Alcoholism and University of Colorado at Denver. The patterns of abuse and its Drug Dependence. 7.2 million more effects are similar to those of child Among the report's findings: More than 400 medical students, are alcohol abuse. Silver said. Abused medical • 10.5 million adults show freshmen through seniors, were students become cynical and symptoms of alcoholism and 7.2 abusers. surveyed in Silver's study. In a disenchanted and go on to abuse million more arc alcohol abusers. second study conducted by the the next generation of doctors. American Medical Association, 75 Ultimately, patients suffer, • Though alcohol use by high school third-year students were surveyed. because of the doctors' poor seniors declined in the '80s, a 1988 survey showed that two-thirds were Among major findings, in the self-image and lackluster attitude. • Fetal exposure to alcohol is a then current drinkers. Journal of the American Medical Silver said, "Much of what we leading cause of mental retardation. Association: did is a starting point for • Nearly half; of traffic deaths arc The report, called the "Seventh additional studies and for all of us alcohol-rclate'd. Drunken drivers are • 80 percent of students in Special Report to the U.S. Congress to decide whether we should do eight times more likely than sober on Alcohol and Health," will be Silver's study had been abused something." drivers to have a fatal crash per mile during their senior year, 16 percent available to the public in about six driven. weeks. experienced an incident that would Copyright 1990. USA TODAY/ Apple "always affect them." College Information Network • 25 percent of those hospitalized Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/ Apple have alcohol-related problems. College Information Network GREAT PRIZES! EASY TO WIN! See Page 26 Every week The Breeze will be bringing you the chance to win great prizes while you hunt for great bargins. 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VA 22801 • (703) 434-5150 The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990, page 11 EDITORIAL PETA wants boycott of L'Oreal for unnecessary animal testing To the editor: I am writing lo inform JMU students about "cruel products," those which are tested unnecessarily on animals. The latest newsletter from PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) targets L'Oreal for relentlessly torturing animals in unnecessary tests. An undercover investigation showed that L'Oreal conducted this unnecessary test for sunscreen (this is one of many): 'Tiny, hairless mice were wrapped from head to toe, taped to a board, and literally fried alive due to prolonged exposure to a simulation machine." #^ In September, PETA's Compassion Campaign coordinator described what L'Oreal docs to animals to L'Oreal's own executive vice president, James Nixon. Nixon said that the tests sounded "crazy" to him, but made no promises to end the tests. Gor\xfi mulff'brotitli tpnernment proposed I'm a relatively new supporter of PETA, and while I am not a strict vegetarian and do still wear leather, the idea $%*&* %&> fofyd+rl+n here M home* /$** of these animals being uselessly tortured makes me furious. More than 200 companies use no animal testing! L'Oreal could easily instigate a ban on its use of animals; the fact is it will not. Financial aid: Hope is not lost What can you do? A lot. JMU is a large university, we Well, it's that time of year again. (gulp) an attempted fraud. could at least minimally influence L'Oreal sales. But you can do more than simply stop purchasing L'Oreal No, we're not talking about setting up Don't let it be a real fraud. Don't be a fool. products — including Preference and Studio Line. Call appointments for tanning salons and gazing Recognize those warning bells and remember the old L'Oreal toll-free at 1-800-631-7358. tell the company longingly at $80 bathing suits that look just perfect Smart Shopper's Battlecry: "If it sounds loo good to be why you won't buy its products. It will take five minutes for Baham ian beachcombing. true, then you can bet a year's salary that it is." of your time, it's free and each call communicates to No, we're talking about something totally Many of those offers for financial aid services are L'Oreal that one more customer is lost. You can also unsavory. That's right. just dishonest businesses. Total strangers who are out write to several people: It's financial aid time. And for many of you who to make a buck rarely want to do you a favor. They're Guy Pcyrelonque. President COSMAIR aren't seniors, it's going to be pure hell. not really out to save you the trouble of tracking down (North American agent for L'Oreal) It's time to pore over those tax forms, leam to the scholarships and loans. Instead, they're probably 575 Fifth Ave. squinch your name and address into those tiny little only out to scrape SO or 60 bucks from your New York. NY 10017 boxes, and pray that something unimaginable already-thin wallet. Or call, 1-800-223-1593, and say that you're boycotting L'Oreal, thanks to PETA. Also, write to Nestle (which doesn't go haywire so you end up paying double Save yourself some grief and some precious dollars. owns a major chunk of L'Oreal stock). Tell the company tuition somehow. Do the legwork yourself. You'll save money, the time that you are seeking substitute shampoo and makeup But, don't worry. All hope is not, as they say, you would have spent waiting for the company to get products, and chocolate chips as long as L'Oreal gone forever without leaving so much as a back to you, and you'll probably get better condones animal testing. The Nestle address is: forwarding address. information. After all, who will know better than you James Biggar You can take charge of your own destiny. You what kinds of scholarships are matched to your Nestle have the power to make or break your own financial abilities and interests? 5757 Harper Rd. situation. •Get help if you need it. The JMU Office of Solon, OH 44139 So, instead of putting off till tomorrow what you Financial Aid employs people whose job it is to find There are many causes today that we arc all aware of and can do today, take a look at these helpful hints and students help. The scholarships, loans and grants arc support, mostly indirectly. I'm urging you to get maybe filling out those aid forms won't be such a varied, and the expertise of someone who knows involved, and by supplying you with the above information, I hope I have made it easy. traumatic experience. what's out there can't hurt. If each one of you would either write one letter or call •Use common sense. This is especially important Also, visit your major and minor departments and L'Oreal or Cosmair, I am certain that we could have an in today's world of grab-the-consumer-by-the-throat ask about any special aid available for students going impact on this issue. In your letters, tear out this page of advertising. If little alarm bells of serious doubt go into your field. For example, under one program, The Breeze and include it. Let's prove that we are in a off in your head when you read "$20,000 in student prospective Virginia teachers are eligible for position to be extremely influential. I'm asking for your aid . . . just for telling us your credit card number thousands in aid. help. and expiration date" then you're probably on to But as with every aid program, you can't get the Unnecessary animal testing is mindless and sickening; something. In fact, you've probably just encountered money if you aren't aware it's out there. it's not enough to care about animals while allowing their suffering to continue. They are no more "disposable" than we. Thank you. Letters (Policy Jessica DePriest sophomore Mlsubmissions become the property of The 'Breeze. English *We reserve the right to edit tetters ivith regard to length, clarity and timeliness. ^B&eze Letters must be signed and include year, major and LAURA HUNT HEATHER DAWSON Editor Managing Editor telephone number. BETSY OVERKAMP LAURA HUTCHISON Trial should not have happened; — did they show no sign of these alleged wounds because Closing JMU archaeology center their lawyers had not been "taught how to question them" denies students of an education media accepted 'hype' as truth to their advantage? To the editor: To the editor- Obviously the trial was a travesty. Not because the The JMU Archaeology Research Center is located in As journalism,, your Jan. 29 editorial about the Buckeys were acquitted, but because the whole case was Stccle House across from JM's on Patterson St. JMUARC McMarlin Pre-School molestation case was so ridiculously overblown. Child molestation is a was an organization affiliated with the university and irresponsible and pathetic. In spouting off about serious crime, but what should have been a child employed by the slate to investigate archaeological "miscarriages of justice" and "unforgivable crimes," you molestation case became a case of mass hysteria. Sadly, sites. hop up on the same bandwagon of misguided hysteria no one seemed to realize that the trial had become a JMUARC was taken under the wing of sponsored that the national media helped to perpetuate when the witch-hunt until three years later. programs, a division of the JMU administration, in Fall case broke six years ago. And like the public and Finally, you might be interested to know that, 1989. The purpose was to make the lab an educational McMartin parents, you take the hype to be truth, according to The Los Angeles Times, when Judy Johnson facility for students. Now the doors of JMUARCare being ignoring the bizarre nature of many of the charges and filed the original complaint against Raymond Buckey in closed. the lack of both of credible witnesses and hard evidence, 1983, she claimed that her son had been molested not Supposedly, JMUARC is losing money. But, and you blindly assume that Raymond Buckcy and his only by Buckey but by a member of the Los Angeles archaeology is a seasonal occupation rather than a stable mother are necessarily guilty on all counts. Board of Education, three witches and an AWOL Marine business. Still, it is being shut down. Like many observers, you cite the length of the trial as who also sodomized the family dog. Doesn't it make you The lab at Steele House is where the processing and an "accomplice in this miscarriage of justice." Yes, the think it was a trial that never should have happened? analysis of artifacts takes place. Lab work is an integral trial was long and expensive. But considering that 208 Dwight Christenbury part of archaeology. The archaeology lab teaches things charges were filed against seven original defendants, that graduate student we cannot learn in the classroom. You will not know a 124 witnesses testified, and that 917 exhibits were English presented as evidence — mind you, quantity has no Clovis Point from a Savannah River unless you have Debate to open on SGA bill #76 looked at them. bearing on credibility — how could the trial not have been long and expensive? The defense certainly didn't that allows student participation The students' experience at JMU is already limited ask for a long trial. To the editor: because we have only three anthropology professors. The fact is, the prosecution blew the case wildly out of On Tuesday, Feb. 6, your SGA will be opening debate The lab provided a large part of our training. How axe we proportion; it was able to do so because the news media on a bill that will enable the student body to actively supposed to enter the job market with no practical leapt at the story's sensational possiblities. Roger participate in the legislative process. experience? Gunson, one of the prosecutors in the McMarlin trial, Bill number 76, co-sponsored by Senators Andrew I thought the purpose of education was lo educate, not even admitted that the district attorney's office "vastly Lewis and Jason Mclntosh, if adopted, will enable any to make money. overstated" its case against the Buckeys, and then never member of the student body to initiate a referendum that At JMU, as anthropology majors, we are being denied had to answer questions about glaring weaknesses in the would be placed on the ballot for the major elections in access lo our education. I think it is a travesty to sec the case because reporters didn't care to see them. March. anthropology department at JMU fall by the wayside You call it "unfair" that the Buckeys were acquitted All interested parties are urged to voice their support or because the administration focuses on the other when there was so much "evidence" against them. Well, opposition at Tuesday's SGA senate meeting in the departments. just what evidence do you mean? Perhaps the "millions Highlands room of the Warren Campus Center at 5:30 We can't all be business majors. of child pornography photographs and films" promised p.m. Mellnda Williams by Deputy District Attorney Eleanor Barrett — you Jason Mclntosh junior know, the pictures that were never found? Maybe you senior anthropology mean all those children with gouged eyes and stapled ears political science 25 other signatures (Q.) Interested in becoming a J RAINBOW buyer or store manager with a major retailer? (A.) Join Peebles Department Remember that Special Stores' Executive Lady Valentines Day... Training Program. Balloon Bouquets ... Roses..Silk/Fresh Training Program Offers: Arrangements • Starting Salary: 818.000 $19,400 Check our Low ... 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It has been replaced by crack as the poor man's nicotine and alcohol, are not only tolerated, they crack-induced violence can be stamped out by a policy drug. During Prohibition, the same fears wore actually are endorsed. We have "the war on drugs" to that seems to create more violence than it stamps out. expressed, but with repeal, the whole nature of combat the "killer drugs," such as crack. But crack We are told that cocaine use would increase alcohol consumption changed. In the freer, more dealers are not the ones being arrested. significantly if it were legalized — a claim for which tolerant atmosphere, alcohol returned to being Federal statistics show that during the last few„ there is no scientific evidence. In the inner cities, ordinary. Drinking increased, but there is no evidence years, some 750,000 arrests have been made annually prohibition or not, crack is both easily available and that drunkenness did. Some people did have a few for drug law violations. About three-quarters of these cheap. While decriminalization is not likely to affect problems coping with the new freedom, and arrests are not for producing or selling drugs, but for crack use much, it might alleviate the deadly fallout alcoholism is still a scourge on our society, but taken possession of an illegal substance, usually marijuana that includes high homicide rates and imprisonment as a whole, the social cost of drinking — measured Society is told that the violence attending the use of by corruption, enforcement expenditures and the sheer cocaine is caused by the chemical effects of the drug PAVING THE WAY loss of lives — went down. itself. However, a recent New York study of It is hopeful that legalization would have the same drug-related homicides showed that 87 percent of effect on the demand for drugs. Instead of a desperate those involving cocaine were caused not by people desire to get as high as possible for the shortest under the influence, but by territorial disputes, deals amount of time, people might grow to use drugs or debt collections gone awry and other vagaries of a Andrew Lewis more carefully. criminalized drug trafficking system. Only 7.5 percent Decriminalization would undercut the drug lords, or of the homicides were related to the behavioral effects The example of The Netherlands should contradict at the very least force them to go legit. By of a drug, and two-thirds of those were alcohol related. the fear that ending prohibition would substantially introducing free and open competition, profits and We are told that drugs enslave the mind instantly, increase addiction. In The Netherlands, marijuana use prices would go back to normal business levels. The yet studies here and in other countries refute the actually went down after legalization. Studies of now-legitimized street dealers would no longer have claim. These studies show that controlled use of cocaine users in the Netherlands and Australia indicate reason to settle their differences with Uzis, any more cocaine is possible and that no more than 20 percent that the barrier prohibition creates is relatively small than liquor salesmen do. Junkies would no longer of users carry their habits to the point where adverse and the market is relatively inelastic. have to steal, any more than do winos trying to rustle effects occur. Most of those users cut back their usage A parallel can be made to another time in our up a fistful of change to purchase a bottle of Mad to lower levels. history in which the selling and use of a drug was Dog 20/20. With drugs subject to pure food and drug We are not told that alcohol prohibition must be criminalized. 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CLASSIFIEDS ACCEPTED ON A PREPAYMENT BASIS ONLY The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990, page 15 ARTS By Cate Bohannon tomato by holding the various foods. staff writer "I have really been trying to feel my character," says junior Va Hamilton, What would you call political banter who portrays Swiss cheese. Her role between a bottle of Russian and a involves running from the unseen bottle of Ranch dressing, a hot human who wants to make her into a romance between a head of lettuce and sandwich. Hamilton says she based her a peach, and Handiwrap that could character around her paranoia of being compete with LL Cool J in a eaten. "wrapping" contest? Scenes from "No Frost 17." Randy Senior Chris Holloway plays a piece Parker, a 1988 JMU graduate, wrote of Handiwrap, the only non-food the original one-act play while he was character. "You hardly recover from still at JMU, and the play recently has one laugh before he socks you in the found success with the American head with another," Holloway says of College Theatre Festival. Parker. Each year, the ACTF sends judges Holloway co-directed the play in throughout the nation to search for the December 1988 when it was judged for most original theatre works on college the ACTF. The script has been campuses. In December 1988, Dr. rewritten and a few of the characters Roger Hall, a theatre professor at replaced. For instance, Ronald Reagan JMU, invited the judges to evaluate jokes were replaced with George Bush several JMU one-acts. "No Frost 17" jokes. These political interjections was selected as a regional Finalist. occur when the Ranch dressing, a Plays from seven colleges in the stereotypical American, battles southeastern region, the largest of the politically with the Russian dressing. ACTFs eight regions, were selected as Sophomore Jennifer DeMayo, who Finalists. Out of entries from the seven plays the tomato, found the part is schools, "No Frost 17" was the only "not a definite character type like the one-act play chosen. Regional asparagus or ketchup," she says. "I competition was held last Wednesday tried to be my own self to play the in Tampa, Fla. Entries will be notiFied character — to "be a well-rounded by April if their play qualified for the individual." national competition. The tomato's antagonist, ketchup, Parker wrote the play in the spring was portrayed by sophomore Julie of 1987, the year it was performed in Dunham. "I had to think about what the Experimental Theatre. Parker now ketchup would be like," she says. Her is studying at the University of character resembled a "butch" Southern California Film School. stereotype by virtue of a tomato being The setting of Parker's "No Frost ground up to make ketchup. In other 17" is a refrigerator shelf. A life-size words, Dunham says, "don't mess with can of Picante sauce sits in the middle the ketchup." of the stage, while a rectangular Junior Jim Hincs, who plays the life-size box painted with the Velveeta cherry pie, says he finds it hard to cheese logo faces the audience, another "always keep in mind that you arc in a prop for the actors to stand and sit on. refrigerator. You have to remember To its right stands a Tupperware that you are a food." sandwich box with the remnants of a Senior Carolyn Tenore plays a stalk stick of margarine on top. The actors of celery. "I wanted to find a crisp portray various food items such as a voice," she said. "This is the first food I ever played." ^, *.<**•* cherry pie, celery, Swiss cheese or a Page 16, The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990 LIFE ST Code blue Student deals with real life pressure as part of the h "The feeling you get when you know you at One of the first times he performed CPR, he By Jennifer Powell stall writer least tried, means a lot," he says. could hear the patient's ribs crack. "When you walk out of that room, there's , "I said, 'Oh my God, am I killing this guy?'" Corwin Bryant dans through the halls of this solemn feeling," he says. "You just don't he says. "I was very shaky." Rockingham Memorial Hospital. Wearing an say anything for a while. But at the end of the But now, CPR is routine, he says, and orderly's light blue scrub suit, Bryant goes to day, everything's back to normal." cracking ribs is sometimes considered a normal the nurses' station of the emergency room. Often, to relieve tension, the staff will joke * part of CPR because of the pressure needed to "Corwin, please take this patient to X-ray," with each other. restart the heart. one nurse says. "It doesn't seem nice, but sometimes we have Emergency room personnel respond to codes "Sure," Bryant replies, and he again dashes to crack jokes," he says. "I'm tired, I need to all over the hospital, he says. When "stat" is off, this time pushing a wheelchair. laugh." added to an intercom message, it means "right Most students dread the thought of going to Most heart attack victims are elderly, he away." Code blue is for heart attacks or serious the hospital, but Bryant, a JMU senior, has says, and because the patients are older, they respiratory problems. worked there for the past year and a half as a are not always expected to live. When a code is called over the intercom, nursing assistant and on the CPR team, paying But once, a two-month-old baby with an Bryant has to grab the waiting "crash cart" for part of his tuition. After his sophomore year upside-down heart was brought to the hospital. filled with medicine and needed supplies and at JMU, he joined the naval reserves and Doctors were unable to save the child, who had rush to where he is called. Natural adrenaline, received training as a hospital corpsman. had a heart attack. he says, keeps him going. Because he directly cares for patients, Bryant "When an elderly person comes in, I go right But when not at the hospital, he doesn't think says he knows more about them as individuals to the room and do CPR," he says. But "when about the pressures of his job. Instead, he than some of the doctors do. ' I saw the baby, I didn't do anything. keeps busy with classes and other activities. "If you ever want to know where a patient is, "I was in awe," he says. "How could that Occasionally, he has had to deal with ask an orderly," he says "The orderly is the one happen to a child?" mentally unstable patients. who sees the most." Bryant says working on a hospital CPR team Once, a woman ran into the hospital, tearing Bryant says he has learned, through is different from what CPR classes teach off her clothes and looking for a certain doctor, experience, to deal with not being able to save because of the urgency and because of the he says. someone. experience of the other technicians. "She said she was pregnant and wanted this man to deliver her baby," he says. "It was funny, but it was a serious [mental] problem." The woman was not pregnant. But, "once in awhile you'll get a nice elderly lady ... or man that really makes your day," he says. "They want to be helped." Bryant says many people come to the emergency room with colds or other non-emergency medical needs. These patients often don't understand why they have to wait to be seen by a doctor. "You can't deny them the right to be seen; that's unethical," he says. But he must attend to emergencies first. Fortunately, most JMU students who come to the emergency room are not seriously injured or ill, he says. Since most people are admitted to the hospital through the emergency room, Bryant sees many of the patients. But, he also assists patients in the "house" or main part of the hospital, and especially enjoys working with the elderly. But for one weekend a month and eight weeks during the summer, Bryant dons the uniform of a hospital corpsman in the Navy Reserves. As a corpsman, many of his duties „ are similar to those at RMH. While in boot camp, he learned the traditional military skills, including gunmanship. In case Staff photos by SCOTT TRIBBLE of war, he would be assigned to Quantico Naval Base in Virginia. I The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990, page 17 •* YLE 50 SUES LIKE ALL MAP AT ME ANP EVERVTUING, flGHT ? ANP IT'S UKE, LOOK, U**1A1\|, IT'S NOTrT/ WULT MX*?E SUCW A LOSER.OK? SO LIKE. JUST VONT TAKE IT OUT ON ME,OK? SOTWEN.fflCHT.ARE"JOUREAPV FOR TU15, SUE'5 UKE,OH VEAH?ANP I'M UKg1* hospital CPR team CATCM ACLUE.WOMANi ANP.. e in ^^m 1 J lal 0 es ^^r k t us _^ ^ I % lAwffl Staff graphic by CHRIS DECARLO lk Pizza deliverers get their share of odd tips By Karen Perry snow" as a tip. T statt writer Another lime, he was given a couch for a tip. He fondly remembers the time he received a S7.50 r, Delivering pizza may not sound like the ideal tip for a S12 order, loo. part-time job to some, but several area deliverers White, as well, has received his share of odd tips. enjoy their work. When he first began delivering, two girls who he says n After all, people are always glad to see them. "had been partying" had no extra money for a tip. Chris White, a Mr. GaUi's delivery manager, Corwin Bryant, a JMU senior, is constantly They gave him a toothbrush, a pen, and other strange agrees. He tells about delivering two pizzas to a things. He says, "They insisted that I take it!" on the go with various chores as part of Super Bowl party last year. When White arrived, he the CPR team at Rockingham Memorial A common tip at parties, agreed the drivers, is beer, recognized about eight of the 12 or IS girls watching which they usually turn down. Hospital. the game. They all said, "Chris!" when he entered. He Despite all of the wonderful tips and treasures says that although they were only excited because the earned as a pizza deliverer, drawbacks in the trade also pizza had arrived, it was neat to think they were all exist. Shifts at Mr. Gatti's and Four Star generally really glad to see him. last until 2 a.m. on weeknights and 3 or 4 a.m. on But according to military guidelines, he Alain Dewitt, a Four Star driver, says, "I like it a weekends. cannot shoot a gun in actual warfare unless he lot. All you do is drive around and listen to music. Wear and tear on deliverers' cars is another factor. is protecting a patient or himself because he is a It's not lots of work." "It really ruins your car," Omeara says. He advises hospital corpsman. In addition, Dewitt says he meets a lot of people not to be a deliverer "if you have a car you really care Before the end of World War II, he says, and makes good money. about." military medical personnel used to wear Red At Mr. Gatti's, all drivers work inside the restaurant Occasional mishaps occur in the pizza delivery Cross armbands on their uniforms. The between deliveries, says Greg Narrow, a senior who business, as well. For instance. Narrow tells about enemies would shoot the corpsmen first has worked at Mr. Gaui's since September. He makes the lime two pizzas were stolen from his car when he because it was harder for them to defend pizzas, buses tables and washes dishes. "We have a left it unlocked. themselves while caring for other soldiers. good time," he says. And White once locked his keys in his car when Narrow pointed out that time goes by fast because Now, corpsmen wear small pins with a delivering pizzas to White Hall. Luckily one of his they are moving all the lime. In fact, a lot of the time co-workers also delivered pizza to the dorm and helped caduceus, the traditional symbol of the medical they are running. Literally. him out. profession. Deliverers for Mr. Gatti's are required to run with the pizzas and drinks, no matter if they are five Three of the four drivers have gotten their share of In the summer of 1988, Bryant returned to minutes late or 10 minutes early. tickets while driving, too. White never got a ticket in JMU to finish his major in health science. He Narrow says that now when he runs without pizzas the year that he delivered. He says that his drivers plans to volunteer at the Sunnyside Retirement and drinks, he feels funny. now cither continually get tickets or never get them. Home, and eventually wants to run a nursing "It's really embarrassing to run down the row," Narrow, who has gotten one parking ticket, says, home. After graduation in May, he plans to White says. "You get heckled." White says he's even "You learn where to park and where not to park. And attend VCU for a master's degree in working taken a few spills running with pizzas and drinks. sometimes, the cadets give you a break." with the elderly and nursing home Pizza delivery is not only embarrassing at times, All of the deliverers say that they would recommend administration. but also puzzling. the job. Matt Omeara, a Four Star driver, once received 50 "It's a pretty easy job as far as jobs go," Omeara cents and a slip of paper that said, "Don't eat yellow says. "It's the best non-job [you can get]." ' Page 18, The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990 1964 Band launches the 'Akron invasion' By Tricia Delk staff writer "And now here they are — the Beatles!" Suddenly the four lads known as John, Paul, •v. George and Ringo appear. The crowd, once a nervous anxious mass, comes alive, jumping to their feet at the stroke of the first chord. The same intensity of that night on the Ed Impersonations Sullivan show more than twenty years ago was present in Wilson Auditorium Saturday Mark Benson (top) night. However, instead of the Beatles stood plays the harmonica Mark Benson, Tom Work, Gary Grimes and to one of the Beatles' Terry Manfredi, collectively known as 1964, hits, while Terry Man- in a concert sponsored by the University fredi (left), Gary Program Board. Grimes (center) and REVIEW Benson (right) pose as three-quarters of These Beatles impersonators who call the "Fab Four" during Akron, Ohio home instead of Liverpool, England performed the Beatles' repertoire Saturday night's 1964 spanning the years from 1964 to 1966. concert. - Despite a flight delay whichfpostponed the show for an hour, the crowd immediately came to life when the familiar sounds of the Lennon-McCartney tune "I Saw Her Standing There" began to ring in their ears. The group carried on with other familiar favorites of the '64 era, including "I Want to staff photos by Fred North Hold Your Hand," "All My Loving," "And I Love Her" and "Hard Day's Night." Both the young and old alike sprung to their feet when the ever popular "Twist and Shout" began to fill the auditorium. The show progressed with the Beatles' '65 and '66 material, including their hits "Eight Days a Week," "Help," "Ticket to Ride," "Taxman" and "Drive My Car," keeping the audience dancing in the aisles. Remarkably, 1964 accurately recreated both musically and individually the talent of the Beatles. Not only was the crowd impressed with the group's accurate Beatle sound, but also was immediately enthused by the accuracy in which each member of the band portrayed his respective Beatle. Benson, as the infamous John Lennon, not only spoke with Lennon's familiar Liverpudlian drawl, but also struck Lennon's traditional concert pose — legs apart, head forward, and chewing gum during songs. Grimes' portrayal of McCartney was extremely acccurate, right down to his sensitive treatment of Paul's famous "Yesterday." Work's stiff stance, coupled with his excellent lead guitar playing, completed his impression of Harrison, and Manfredi's cheerful, easy-going, talent as striking Beatle impersonators, but world-wide, but also the iitfes of those head-tossing Ringo added to the group's also the memories and emotions of an era individuals who were toucjhed by the Beatles' overall authenticity. way before the times of most college ingenious melodies and charming Unfortunately, the show seemed to end as students. ' personalities. 1964 recreated a wonderful soon as it began. These four men from Ohio 1964 performed music from a period which moment in time and truly brought us all a not only brought with them their individual not only changed the music industry piece of yesterday. . : . ^i^r-r?':53n 'Entertainment PeopCe Upcoming Events •Thursday, Feb. 8: JELLO WRESTLING - PC. Ballroom, 7 p.m. $1 •Thursday, Feb. 22: SPRING BREAK FASHION SHOW - P.C. 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Monday, February 5, 1990, page 21 SPORTS JMU solidifies first place in CAA Dukes shock Richmond with 77-43 late-night slaughter By Dave Washburn boards well, and I was extremely pleased with the staff writer offense... Maybe we better play them at midnight Convo becomes every year." While the lights of a live national cable network Despite the two-hour road trip and the unusually three-ring circus combined with the sounds of a raucous sellout late starting time, Spiders' coach Dick Tarrant before ESPN cameras crowd of 7,700 to provide the electricity, the JMU refused to make any excuses for his team's lackluster men's basketball team needed only to look to the performance. Friday night's game at the Convocation Center bulletin in their lockerroom for the inspiration to "I must give credit to Madison," Tarrant said. resembled a three-ring circus — minus the dancing battle Richmond Saturday morning. A small sign "They played with full intensity [and] "absolutely elephants. And the players on the court weren't there read "Remember Game #1 — Richmond 70, played very, very well. But the shots were there, we even the main attraction. JMU 59." just couldn't drop them. We were just flat out inept. In between appearances by Washington Beginning with Barry Brown's slam dunk and "But I don't think that the time had anything to do Redskin and JMU alumni Gary Clark and Dave ending with William Davis' steal and layup, the with it," Tarrant said. "My guys were just as ready Travelin' Davlin, a game was played to determine Dukes got revenge and much more en route to a to play at 12:07 as they were at 7:30. That would be who would claim first place in the Colonial 77-43 rout of the Spiders Saturday morning at the a weak cop-out on my part if I were in any way say Athletic Association. The Electric Zoo was at full Convocation Center. The win, the Dukes' eighth that the time of the game was the cause of the force and most fans stayed — or stood — in their straight, boosts JMU's mark to 14-7 overall and dismal showing on our part." seats all the way to 2:30 a.m., despite the fact that leaves it alone atop the Colonial Athletic Both teams started slowly, with Brown scoring the 34-point blowout offered little excitement. It Association standings at 8-1. The loss was the game's first points on a dunk with 16:24 to play was an amazing crowd, the kind of crowd that Richmond's second straight as it fell to 13-7,6-2 in in the first half. But the Spiders drew even at 2-2 typifies college basketball rivalries at their best the CAA. when Ken Atkinson converted both free throws after "I thought the crowd was terrific tonight," "I thought we played extremely well tonight," said the JMU crowd drew a technical foul for covering JMU coach Lefty Driesell said. "That's what JMU head coach Lefty Driesell, who gained his first the floor with toilet paper following Brown's hoop. makes college basketball. It's all about getting the victory over the Spiders in six tries. That was by But that would be as close as the Spiders' would get crowd excited. I don't know if that made us play as far our best game of the year. I don't know if it was for the remainder of the contest, thanks in part to a well as we did or not, but if it did we'll have to the crowd that got us excited ... or what, but I game-high 22-point performance from junior point schedule another one." thought our defense was excellent, we got on the guard Fess Irvin. It was a great crowd — a top-twenty college With the memories of a woeful basketball type of crowd. But only time will tell four-point outing at Richmond just if this will become a typical JMU crowd. It may over three weeks ago still fresh in be the beginning of the return of the Electric Zoo, mind, Irvin connected on six of his eight first-half shots as the Dukes outscored the Spiders 38-17 over the COMMENTARY next 16 minutes to grab a comfortable 40-19 halftime advantage. For the first 20 minutes the Dukes shot a sizzling 62.5 percent while making the most of Stephanie Swaim an aggressive 2-3 matchup zone to limit Richmond to a pathetic 28.6 clip. but the fans Friday night were much like a little "Our mental preparation was really girl who dresses up in her mother's clothes, different this time," Irvin said. "I think smearing bright red lipstick on her face. Most of when we went down (to Richmond] we it was pretend. were a little tired from all the road trips Why? There was more purple and gold in the and we just weren't into the game like stands than there ever has been before, probably we should have been. because fans wanted to catch the eye of an ESPN "But tonight wc were really pumped cameraman. Banners proclaiming undying love for up," Irvin said. "The crowd was super various members of the team hung in between the and I think that they are a big part of "We want Dick Vitale" signs. But hey, that's this victory. This is just a very special college basketball. It happens everywhere, and momement for this team." JMU has jumped on the bandwagon. The second half proved to be simply Was it the crowd that allowed JMU to an extension of the first 20 minutes, dominate the first-place team in the conference? with JMU seemingly able to score at Did the odds-makers forget to factor in the home will while the Spiders' offense court advantage when they favored JMU by just continued to sputter as Richmond drew five? Lefty couldn't figure it out either. no closer than 19 on the way to its "This was the best crowd we've ever had since worst loss in Tarrant's eight-year reign. I've been here." Lefty said. "We don't really have For the game, the Spiders shot a as good a home court advantage as I would like, season-low 27.3 percent from the field because all our students are at the top. I'd like to and a year-low 6 percent from 3-point have the students down on the floor. But they land. The Dukes also set a couple of were vocal tonight —even the old people were." season marks as JMU committed a Staff photo bv VASHA HUNT Maybe it was all a little overdone. WSVA v season low 10 personal fouls while went on the air from the Convo for a marathon Fess Irvln [front] and Jon Fedor run downcourt after Irvln having every player tally in the scoring See CIRCUS page 23> stole the ball In the Dukes' 77-43 win over Richmond. column for the first time this year. Page 22, The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990 Women's CAA home game streak snapped, 64-60 have been to squads which have been By Greg Abel staff writer ranked or have received votes in the national polls this season. When the seniors of last year's In the Virginia game, JMU got a 27-4 JMU women's basketball team big lead early and the game was tied graduated last spring they may have as late as five minutes to go before taken with them more than 65 bowing 67-55 to the Cavaliers. percent of JMU's points and 55 Old Dominion was a similar story. percent of its rebounds per game, The Dukes were close for much of that game. the game but ended up losing by 16. The latest in the now 11-9 (5-2) The 70-63 loss to top-25 ranked St. Dukes' string of near misses this Joseph's was anyone's game until season was a 64-60 loss to 17-2 the final minute. (6-0) conference leader Richmond Something missing from the team yesterday at the Convocation Center. is seniors. The Dukes have none, The loss snapped JMU's 32-game and some of Ihcir trouble may stem home conference winning streak. from a lack of leadership. Head coach Shclia Moorman said "I think that we need someone to she really can't put her finger on step up at the end and really push us exactly what her team needs to gel over," junior guard Paula Schuler on the winning side of the close said. "I'll take some of the blame fjor games it has been a part of this that and I'm sure Vicki Harris would season. say the same thing, because I'm the "If we can get the kind of captain and I'm supposed to be able performance consistently that we to do that and I haven't." need with everybody fulfilling their The Richmond game was no roles and able to do it without exception. JMU got down 19-10 breaking down, then we can beat early and spent much of the game anybody in our conference, trying to come back. Thanks to an Richmond included," Moorman said. ally-oop pass from Schuler to "But if we don't do those things, if Jcaninc Michaclson to end the half, we're inconsistent, anybody can beat Staff photo by CHRIS HAWS JMU trailed at the break by only us." five, 33-28. A good example of that type of JMU's Emily McCracken Intimidates Richmond's Julie Scherbenske The Dukes came out strong in the situation was last Wednesday night. in yesterday's 64-60 loss at the Convo. second half and even led by four with JMU, accustomed to beating eight minutes to go. But every time William and Mary by 20 points, a dismal 29.6 percent [21 for 71] and JMU has played a very tough they got rolling, something went into overtime to beat the Tribe needed a late foul shot by Brandy schedule this season, however. Eight 65-57. In the game, the Dukes shot happened to change the momentum. Cruthird to force the extra period. of Moorman's young team's losses Whether it was a Richmond three pointer or a drive by their star, Pam Bryant, or a questionable call by the officials, the Dukes could Moorman to coach in Olympic Festival never really maintain control. By Maurice Jones "I would stack her against anyone, male or "It's like we can't stand prosperity. I felt like at staff writer female, in her ability to devise and execute every point at which we seemed to take control of While suffering through a somewhat offensive and defensive game plans," Morrison the game, either we made a mistake, or the officials disappointing season, JMU women's basketball said. "She can break down an opponent with made a call that killed us, Moorman said." head coach Sheiia Moorman rccieved some good great expertise, and if she has the talent on her The difference yesterday came down the stretch news Friday. She was named the head coach of West team and they follow her directions, I can when Richmond was consistently able to execute on the West team for the 1990 U.S. Olympic see that she's going to have great success and I offense and JMU was not. Festival by USA Basketball and the U.S. know that the team will too." JMU had the ball down by three with 1:14 left on Olympic Committee. Because of her involvement in various the clock. The Dukes didn't shoot the ball until Moorman, who is in her eighth year as JMU's close to the 30 second mark. head coach, was elected in her first attempt at the coaching organizations over the last six years Moorman has had to wait to apply for the U.S. "Our communication wasn't very good between position and was plcaseantly surprised to get the our perimeter players and our inside players," job. team. She wanted to avoid the possibility of damaging JMU's program by overloading her Schuler said. "We were just disorganized." "I'm obviously very excited and I'm very schedule. With her term on the National Coaches JMU missed that shot and had to foul Richmond flattered that my first time around they would guard Julie Scherbenske, who made the front end of select me to be a head coach of one of the teams, Association Board coming to an end this year, Moorman has found an opportunity to add to her her one-and-one. Harris, who finished with a team so I'm really looking forward to it," Moorman high 18 points, then converted on a drive to cut the said. long list of accomplishments without harming her team. lead to 62-60. It was too little too late, however, as Moorman is a former three-time U. S. Scherbenske connected on two more free throws, and National Team member and expects to use her "I've really picked and chosen the things I've JMU was unable to score again. past experiences to help her Olympic team. done outside of our program because I never "Our kids executed perfectly down the stretch," "I have a good level of experience and a wanted to spread myself too thin and neglect my Richmond head coach Stephanie Gaitley said. "We familiarity with the international game and the own program at the expense of other activities," did a good job reading the defense, and we didn't lose type of players that can play that game well," Moorman said. our composure offensively." Moorman said. "I'm pretty good at identification According to Moorman, her new Olympic Another factor that led Richmond to the win was of talent, and I'll be able to assist the committee experience will begin April 20 when she travels its red-hot shooting. In the first half, the Spiders that selects the West team in that regard." to Stanford University to select the West team. shot a blistering 62.5 percent and finished the game JMU assistant coach Andrea Morrison said that The team will then meet again in Minneapolis, at 55.8 percent. the honor bestowed on Moorman was "long Minn. July 1, and have a chance to practice Schuler Followed Harris in scoring for JMU. She overdue" and that she will bring a unique together for a few days before the competition finished with 15 points and hit four of five knowledge of basketball to the U.S. team. begins July 7. three-point attempts. ■. ■»., 11 . . . i i ».. The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990, page 23 Gymnasts vault to record Circus performance in loss to Tribe ► (Continued from page 21) The JMU men's gymnastics team set a number of five-hour prcgamc show and fans were seen lined up records despite losing to William and Mary 250.35 as early as 5 p.m. at the Convo. The minute the to 236.55 in Williamsburg. The Dukes dropped to doors opened it was a race to get the good seals. 0-2. From the purple carpet that was spread down the JMU's Tim Bedford (50.55) and Dave Cvercko ramp to time-out performances done to the music of (48.35) finished first and second, respectively. Michael Jackson, it was pure entertainment and the Bedford's score was his personal best and the social event of the year. Some JMU students even second-best in JMU history. JMU's John Karlovich scalped tickets. It wasn't athletics or sport that placed fifth with a 43.40. attracted a national network or the sell-out crowd, it Bedford captured second in the rings competition was atmosphere. (9.25) and second in the parallel bars (8.9). Bedford's College athletics is more than two good 9.25 on the rings set a JMU record. basketball teams competing, and JMU entered the Cvercko finished second in the floor exercise (9.1) big-time Friday night, or at least attempted to. and pommel horse (8.05). He also finished third in Transfer starter Fess Irvin even compared the setting the rings, behind Bedford, with an 8.75. Cvercko's to games he played in at LSU, a top-twenty team. 9.1 on the floor exercise was a personal best "The Cajuns are real crazy, but these people can Staff photo by CHRIS TYREE hang with them," Irvin said. Steve Hood said it was some of the best fan Dave Travelln' Davlin, a basketball support he had ever seen, including his days at trickster, performs at the Valley Mall. Maryland in the Atlantic Coast Conference. "This reminded me of Duke," Hood said. "It was receives a lot of attention for his sideline antics. pretty rockin' tonight." Even he played to the cameras Friday, keeping Ironically, had the game not been a blow-out and leading scorers Hood and Irvin playing with a (upcoming events in JMU sports) come down to the wire, the fans would have been 26- point lead. responsible for losing the game. Thanks to a Richmond's coach Dick Tarrant even credited the WOMEN'S BASKETBALL pep band. ».. Wednesday — JMU at VCU, 7:30 p.m. technical foul at the start of the game for the over-zealous show of spirit in the form of toilet "I just think it's a great atmosphere for college WRESTLING paper, Richmond nullified the two JMU points that basketball and all of you have done a wonderful job Virginia State at JMU, 7 p.m. started me game. of getting it so aroused," Tarrant said. "The band is The potential has always been there for this marvelous; I told Lefty I'll trade any five guys I have MEN'S AND WOMEN'S SWIMMING support. Maybe it wasn't a fluke. Our cheerleaders — one through twelve — for the band. 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Call November's Maui Classic. year of Navy graduate-level education in JMU forward Billy Coles remembers Navy programs at 1-800-533-1657. There's nuclear propulsion. no obligation. national TV and was glad to redeem himself with the 12:07 tip-off. "We played on ESPN once and blew Stop by the Warren Campus Center today and tomorrow for more information. a game against North Carolina so we wanted to show everyone that we were You are Tomorrow a whole lot better team than NAVY OFFICER - Richmond," Coles said. You are the Navy. i The Breeze, Monday, February 5, 1990, page 27 Consumers dial 900 lines has instituted dial-up services for sports, weather and stressed that overcompensation would merely stifle lottery reports. After the Loma Priela earthquake in the exchange of data. for more than just thrills October, Pacific Bell and KGO-TV set up a 900 line "That would be a terrible response," Cornell These days, you don't necessarily have to read for information concerning donations, volunteer University computer science professor Dexter Kozen' Hustler to find ads for 900 numbers. services and news reports. said. "People in the academic community would be Instead of listening to the heavy breathing of very upset I communicate and exchange information phone sex lines, curious callers with some extra Computer tampering case daily with colleges in California, Toronto and even money and nothing else to do can instead listen to raises security questions Israel." celebrity hot air, hone in on gossip, pay to express What Kozen and others suggest — rather than their opinions and help raise funds for charity. Before his conviction on charges of computer simply freaking out and locking up entire systems Last year alone witnessed consumer spending of tampering, Robert Morris Jr. claimed that what he — is an awareness approach which considers more than $350 million on national 900 numbers set out to do was nothing more than a sophisticated computer ethics, laws and common sense. and local 976 numbers such as "Women's Secret but harmless prank. Confessions," "Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam "You have to take a multi-faceted approach to Hotline" and the Jose Canseco hotline. IdealDial, a But beyond the immediate result of his action — computer security; one method alone isn't really Denver-based telephone consultation service, predicts the foiling of 6,000 university and military going to do it," said Joseph Tompkins, a that revenues will exceed $2 billion by 1992. computers within a few hours in 1988 — Morris Washington-based attorney and chairman of the Gossip lines comprise 70 percent of the 900-line showed that technological advances must be met American Bar Association Task Force on Computer industry, but other, more unexpected operations are with stepped up security if similar cases are to be Crime. "There are technical considerations. There is prevented. taking calls now. Sweepstakes such as the cable education — teaching people about (he importance channel VH-l's Corvette giveaway last year racked Morris was a first-year graduate student at Cornell of computer ethics — and there are legal measures." up l.S million callers and raked in more than S3 University when he wrote the "worm" program, a The Morris case has been analogous to the million — more than enough to take care of the self-replicating virus which spread throughout the "friendly neighborhood" where residents bills. nationwide Internet research network. A complacently leave their doors unlocked. Internet As early as the 1980 election, AT&T Co. was programming flaw enabled the virus to spread faster file-holders used simple passwords and cliches — using 900 services to poll voters, who called in their than Morris expected, slowing the affected systems accessing private files was relatively simple. picks for 50 cents per call. Now, nearly all major and crippling the work of others. "There was once a time when accessing a networks have used phone polls at one time or Once the story reached national headlines and computer meant sitting at one of the terminals 20 or another. ABC-TV used a poll last year on "Monday began appearing in computer trade journals as 30 feet away," said Peter Craig, vice president of Night Football" to let viewers choose the best plays justification for security paranoia, experts and design Rainbow Technologies. "Back then, computer security meant locking computer room doors. No of the previous 20 years. engineers began examining closely the safeguards Recent additions to the hotline list include which allowed Morris and others to slip into and more." information numbers. American Express offers an tamper with data networks. 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Monday, February 5, 1990 Attend an Introductory Lecture on TRANSCENDENTAL 0 days til MEDITATION raduation as taught by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi for over 30 years 7:00 p.m. Tues., Feb. 6 Commuter Student Valley Room WCC Services x6071 Blowout $3 admission JMU COLLEGE OF BUSINESS 9 -1 a.m. P;G. Ballroom Presents INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS VIDEO TELECONFERENCE ' Doing business in the Pacific Rim Thursday, February 8,19901-4 pm Grafton Stovall Theatre Why are business, industry and government so interested in enhancing Pacific Economic cooperation? 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