Christian Girls 18

Contents:

3. Introduction/Considerations 5. List of Denominations 14. How NOT To Nail Christian Girls 18. Your Image 20. What to Look For 25. Christian Social Dynamics 33. Positioning 35. The Church Car Wash 37. Pillar of Salt 40. The Last Supper 42. Noah’s Ark 43. Build Your Own Church! 44. Holy Affairs 45. Virginity Pledges 49. The Manson Virgin Stealer Pattern 50. Christian “Counseling” and Affairs

Introduction / Considerations

Hello!

Thanks for buying ‘How to Nail Christian Girls.’

In this book you’ll learn the inside secrets of men who seduce women of the Christian faith.

The first consideration you have to keep in mind is this: what are you looking for?

If you’re like most who bought this book you’re into seducing and sleeping with LOTS of women – and that’s great! Others are looking for the “special” one to be with long term – or even marry. If you’re looking to get married, you had better attend a church that you find agreeable, because you may be attending it a lot in the future.

If you’re like most guys and just want lots of choices… you may want to consider attending a mega church.

A “mega church” is defined as having at least 2,000 members attend every weekend – there are over 1300 Protestant churches like that in the United States alone!

Pastors of these mega churches are frequently accused of adultery and sexual misconduct, one of them named Earl Paulk even had sex with his wife’s sister – and got her pregnant.

Short on theology and long on showmanship, these mega churches are gold mines for women. Most of them don’t go to church because they take the bible seriously – they go to church because it’s a social opportunity that makes them feel good. And if you show that you can make them feel good, they’ll welcome you with open arms.

List of Denominations

The Amish ‐ sometimes referred to as Amish Mennonites, are a group of Christian church fellowships that form a subgroup of the Mennonite churches. The Amish are known for simple living, plain dress, and reluctance to adopt many conveniences of modern technology.

The Brethren ‐ The Brethren is one of several informal names for a nameless religious movement created by Jimmie T. "Jim" Roberts. Other names include the Brothers and Sisters and the garbage eaters, after their reputation for eating food from garbage bins. The movement’s members shun material things and family, living essentially as vagrants and doing odd jobs to pay their expenses. The movement's way of life has led to accusations that it is a cult.

Catholic Church (Roman Catholic) ‐ The Catholic Church, also known as the Roman Catholic Church, is the world's largest Christian church, with more than one billion members. Led by the Pope, it defines its mission as spreading the Gospel of Jesus Christ, administering the sacraments and exercising

5 charity. The Catholic Church is among the oldest institutions in the world and has played a prominent role in the history of Western civilization. It teaches that it is the one true Church founded by Jesus Christ, that its bishops are the successors of Christ's apostles and that the Pope is the sole successor to Saint Peter.

Children of God ‐ The Family International (TFI), formed as the Children of God (COG) and later named Family of Love and the Family, is a cult, started in 1968 in Huntington Beach, California, United States. It began in the late 1960s, with many of its early converts drawn from the hippie movement. The Children of God was among the movements prompting the cult controversy of the 1970s and 1980s in the United States and Europe and triggered the first organized anticult group FREECOG.

Christadelphians ‐ The Christadelphians (a word created using Greek which means "Brethren in Christ"; cf. Colossians 1:2 — "brethren in Christ") are a Christian group that developed in the United Kingdom and North America in the 19th century. The name was coined by John Thomas, who was the group's founder. Christadelphians hold a view of Biblical Unitarianism.

Christian Science ‐ Christian Science is a system of religious thought and practice derived from the writings of Mary Baker Eddy and the Bible. It is practiced by members of the Church of Christ, Scientist, as well as some others who are nonmembers. Its central texts are the Bible and the Christian Science textbook, Science & Health With Key to the Scriptures by Mary Baker Eddy. In the textbook, she describes the teachings and healings of Jesus as a complete and coherent science which was demonstrated and proven through his healings.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter‐day Saints (Mormons) ‐ Mormons are a religious and cultural group related to Mormonism, the principal branch of the Latter Day Saint movement, which began with the visions of Joseph Smith in upstate New York during the 1820s. After Smith's death in 1844 the Mormons followed Brigham Young to what would become the Utah Territory. Today a vast majority of Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter‐day Saints (LDS Church) while a minority are members of other churches. Some Mormons are also either independent or non‐practicing. The center of Mormon cultural influence is in Utah, and North America has more

Mormons than any other continent, though the majority of Mormons live outside the United States.

Eastern Orthodox churches ‐ The Eastern Orthodox Church, officially called the Orthodox Catholic Church and commonly referred to as the Orthodox Church, is the second largest Christian church in the world, with an estimated 300 million adherents mainly in the countries of Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Georgia, Greece, Macedonia, Moldova, Montenegro, Romania, Russia, Serbia, and Ukraine, all of which are majority Eastern Orthodox. It teaches that it is the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church established by Jesus Christ and his Apostles almost 2,000 years ago.

Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ‐ he Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter‐Day Saints (FLDS Church) is one of the largest Mormon fundamentalist denominations and one of the largest organizations in the United States whose members practice polygamy. The FLDS Church emerged in the early twentieth century when its founding members left The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter‐ day Saints (LDS Church). The split occurred largely because of the LDS Church's suspension of the practice of polygamy and

8 its decision to excommunicate its members who would continue the practice.

Gnosticism ‐ Gnosticism is a modern scholarly term for a set of religious beliefs and spiritual practices found among some of the early Christian groups called "gnostic" ("learned") by Irenaeus and other early Christian heresiologists. The term also has reference to parallels and possible pre‐Christian influences of the Christian gnostic

Jehovah's Witnesses ‐ Jehovah's Witnesses is a millenialist restorationist Christian denomination with nontrinitarian beliefs distinct from mainstream Christianity. The organization reports worldwide membership of over 7.65 million adherents involved in evangelism, convention attendance of over 12 million, and annual Memorial attendance of over 19.3 million. They are directed by the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, a group of elders in Brooklyn, New York, that establishes all doctrines. Jehovah's Witnesses' beliefs are based on their interpretations of the Bible and they prefer to use their own translation, the New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures. They believe that the destruction of the present world system at Armageddon is imminent, and that the establishment of God's kingdom on

9 earth is the only solution for all problems faced by humankind.

Messianic Judaism & "Jews for Jesus" ‐ Messianic Judaism is a syncretic religious movement that arose in the 1960s and 70s. It blends evangelical Christian theology with elements of religious Jewish practice and terminology. Messianic Judaism generally holds that Jesus is both the Jewish Messiah and "God the Son" (one person of the Trinity), though some within the movement do not hold to Trinitarian beliefs. With few exceptions, both the Tanakh and the New Testament are believed to be authoritative and divinely inspired scripture.

Progressive Christianity ‐ Progressive Christianity is the name given to a movement within contemporary Christianity characterized by willingness to question tradition, acceptance of human diversity with a strong emphasis on social justice or care for the poor and the oppressed (often identified as minority groups) and environmental stewardship of the Earth. Progressive Christians have a deep belief in the centrality of the instruction to "love one another" (John 15:17) within the teaching of Jesus Christ.

Quakers (Society of Friends) ‐ Quakers, or Friends, are members of the Religious Society of Friends, or Friends' Church—an international family of diverse Christian religious organizations that focus on the priesthood of all believers. Quakers today are theologically diverse: mostly regarded as Christian, they include those with evangelical, holiness, liberal and traditional Quaker understandings of Christianity. From the end of the 20th century, small but vocal groups of Friends with Christian atheist or universalist beliefs have emerged.

Seventh‐Day Adventist Church ‐ The Seventh‐day Adventist Church is a Protestant Christian denomination distinguished by its observance of Saturday, the original seventh day of the Judeo‐Christian week, as the Sabbath, and by its emphasis on the imminent second coming (Advent) of Jesus Christ. The denomination grew out of the Millerite movement in the United States during the middle part of the 19th century and was formally established in 1863.

Two by Twos ("The Jesus Way", "The Church with no Name", etc) ‐ Two by Twos is one of the names used to denote an international, home‐based church which originated in Ireland during the last years of the 19th century. The origins of the church date to 1897 in Ireland. William

Irvine, an evangelist with the interdenominational Faith Mission began independently preaching a return to the method of itinerant ministry set forth in the 10th chapter of Matthew.

Unification Church ‐ The Holy Spirit Association for the Unification of World Christianity (also known as the Unification Church) is a modern religious movement. It was founded in South Korea in 1954 by Sun Myung Moon. In the next few decades it expanded to most nations of the world and now has five to seven million members.

United Pentecostal Church International ‐ The United Pentecostal Church International (UPCI) is a Pentecostal Christian denomination, headquartered in the St. Louis suburb of Hazelwood, Missouri. It is a part of the Oneness or "Apostolic" portion of the Pentecostal Movement, and was formed in 1945 by a merger of the former Pentecostal Church, Incorporated and the Pentecostal Assemblies of Jesus Christ. The denomination also puts an emphasis upon Holiness living in all aspects of one's life.

Unity School of Christianity ‐ Unity, known informally as Unity Church, is a spiritual philosophical movement within

12 the wider New Thought movement and is best known to many through its Daily Word devotional publication. It describes itself as a "positive, practical Christianity" which "teach[es] the effective daily application of the principles of Truth taught and exemplified by Jesus Christ" and promotes "a way of life that leads to health, prosperity, happiness, and peace of mind."

Urantia Book ‐ The Urantia Book (sometimes called the Urantia Papers or The Fifth Epochal Revelation) is a spiritual and philosophical book that discusses God, Jesus, science, cosmology, religion, history, and destiny. It possibly surfaced sometime between period of 1924 and 1955 in Chicago, Illinois. The authorship remains unverified.

The Way International ‐ The Way International is a nontrinitarian non‐denominational Christian ministry based in New Knoxville, Ohio, with home fellowships located in the United States and in over 30 other countries. It was founded by Victor Paul Wierwille in 1942 as a radio program, and became The Chimes Hour Youth Caravan in 1947, and The Way, Inc., in 1955.

How NOT to Nail Christian Girls

Articles exist that purport to help real Christian men attract women. If you do the opposite of what they say you’ll do well.

This brief article contains “advice” on how to get Christian girls. I’ve added some comments in bold:

Attract a Christian Girl

She's that pretty girl in your Youth Group or your church. She's really nice, and you like her a lot. Here's how to show her you like her to get her to like you back.

1 Be a guy who loves the Lord with his whole heart. Don't try to fake it, she will know. (she can’t even tell the difference between reality and fantasy, but she’s supposed to tell if a guy “loves the Lord with his whole heart?” Please!

2 Talk to her! Yes, you've all heard this a million times, but it works! If you're in the same Youth Group, talk to her about the Bible study. Ask her if she's planning on going to the meeting next week, or if she's planning on going to the up coming worship night. That sort of thing. Those are great conversation starters! 3 She's a Christian girl. Chances are, she'll want a boy who will treat her like a real woman. Conduct yourself like a Christian should, by treating her with respect. (in other words, act like every other sucker who is trying to get in her pants. Awful advice!)

4 Being a Christian, the chances are 9 out of 10 that she wants a guy who will show her the love and respect that she deserves. (being a woman, there is AT LEAST a 50% chance she will cheat on whatever boyfriend or husband she has.)

5 Find a way to be near her. Like, sit next to her in Bible study, and don't be afraid to talk to her. Tell her of your experiences with God. More than likely she'll respond.

6 Make her laugh. Yeah, girls love to laugh! They might laugh a little too much, but usually that's because they are awkward or nervous, and like you, or are starting to.

7 Do not swear at all! Girls in general don't like profanity, so pray and ask God to cleanse your speech so that it will be constructive, and not give life to destructive words.

8 When you see her, don't just say "hi" say her name like "Hey (name), how are you?"

9 Be genuine, honesty is something girls admire. Don't give in to temptation and lie or "embellish the truth" for any reason. The truth will set you free!

10 Show an interest in something she likes. If she's into drawing, and you are too, then suggest you could draw together sometime. If she's into something that you may not be, and you would rather be run over by a truck than that, don't lie and pretend to have the same interest, but try show a genuine interest in it. You don't have to like everything she does, but she'll appreciate your attempts to become interested in what she likes. That is very important!

11 Meet her with a group of friends. It is the safest way to date and will show her that you respect her. (if she’s worried

16 about “the safest way to date” when she is already at church with you, you’ve already lost.)

12 Drop hints that you would like to see her again. Say things like, "See you soon," or "I'll try to be back next week."

13 Don't be afraid to be yourself! Girls want to know the real you.

Your Image

Before you even walk into a church you first need to decide what sort of image you wish to project.

I personally recommend the “bad boy” image myself, because it will set you in stark contrast to what these women are accustomed to.

The typical Bad Boy:

is cocky, arrogant always puts himself first is inattentive to a woman's needs

does what he wants when he wants to do it, regardless of what anyone else thinks

acts like a loose cannon

18 struts his masculine sexuality

isn't even remotely a "nice" guy

treats women badly

often uses women for sex

In fact, I’ll say that unless you’re very good looking you should definitely do the “bad boy” thing. All the dopes in the church won’t even see you coming. 

What to Look For

I’ve found there are 3 big signs to look for to spot women looking for an affair in church:

1. “The spirit of rebellion” – this is a BIG one and the one that will help you most. Women go through phases in their lives where they rebel, these usually occur in their late teens/early 20’s, in their 30’s/40’s (often after a divorce) OR when they are simply bored with their husbands. And if you’re going to church, you WILL meet at least one or two women who are bored with their husbands.

2. Wearing a lot of perfume/make up. A lot of the women who do this probably aren’t the type you would want, but this can be a big red flag, especially if you attend a church, talk to them, then suddenly see them change their appearance.

3. She messages you on Facebook. This is big nowadays – women (and men) use Facebook to set up affairs all the

time. It’s one thing to get on there and send/receive friend requests, but if she goes out of her way to message you privately – even with a generic “hi” or “hello” type message – that indicates some level of interest. Facebook is something else, here’s one cheating story I found about it:

“well my spouse of 19 years started an online affair on facebook. Now she convinced me after a lot of hassling to join facebook. I gave in and joined reconnected with a bunch of friends but refused to befriend her WHY because we are best friends in real life I didn’t want petty or misunderstood comments to cause problems in our real relationship. so I wouldn’t befriend her or her family or friends she had her fb profile and friends I had mines. On my profile I never even put I was in a relationship or anything because it was no one business but mines.

apparently this became a source of concern for her she assumed I was hiding something which I wasn’t but it perplexed her.

21 anyway she would go on bothering me about befriending her and it would become a fixation with her. To the point she tried to hack my facebook. So I relent and befriend her not to cause problems in our actual relationship.

Boy was I fucking wrong. as I look around her page I notice some very flirty comments by an ex boyfriend to her pics and realize something is not right I then look on this guys page and notice she makes a flirty comment back on his page. so Now I am pissed the fuck off. There is nothing incriminating on my page because I don’t carry myself in such a way on fb I don’t flirt or say slick flirty things to women ex’s etc etc.

so I begin to notice a change in my spouse’s behavior she has become very religious becomes an avid church goer out of the blue I go look through her ex’s page and notice he is a very religous type. so Now I know something is up I notice she’s spending alot of time on the computer and actually one night catch her fb chatting with this guy. Next thing you know she’s giving me this speech about being unhappy. and that this fb stuff is a non factor but clearly is so I send the guy a very hostile message to stop with the shit and leave my spouse the fuck

22 alone. He responds back with alot of hostility but at this point I am fishing for the level of communication him and my spouse are involved in. is it more than this fb stuff. well anyway now she has caused all sorts of turmoil in my household there is a lot of uncertainty about whats gonna happen moving forward she wants to split I want to stay together for the kids and their stability and everything is in flux and it all started with a facebook flirtation a 19 year relationship in shambles and my life uprooted and spun into chaos for reconnecting with an old flame. I am not fooling myself something was wrong in the relationship if that could open such a gash in it but it played a huge part in the decline of our relationship. My advice for men with girlfriends or wives on facebook don’t join yourself and set guidelines as to whom she can and should be befriending all ex’s and past sexual partners should not be friends with your significant others its always a source of flirtation and problems and opens the door to real cheating.

I truly believe fb is way for women to gossip rumor spread and have their insecurities massaged by desperate men looking to score with old flames and women they never got with back in the day.

its Not for real men IMO its become a hook up thing I have been propositioned by a bunch of ex’s and other old female friends from back in the day real requests to hook up so I’m not talking out my ass.

Beware. its full of trouble I have almost 400 friends could have more and I am not actually friends with any of them. maybe only 3‐4 are actual friends.

its a useless gossiy trolling tool that I have deactivated from for good.”

Christian Social Dynamics

You will be the target of gossip/rumors, especially if women pay attention to you. One thing you must NEVER do is gossip yourself. Sit back and listen to everyone else do it, collect information, but do NOT participate.

This way you can look anyone in the eye and tell them you’ve done nothing wrong… while all the idiots destroy each other.

Here is one article dealing with church gossip. There are hundreds (thousands?) of them online.

“Do church members gossip? Do they gossip about each other? I think we know the answer. And I think we know that all of us have been guilty of gossip at some time. But we also know that gossip is a horrendous habit that can assault, crush and destroy even the strongest believer.

Gossip is particularly damaging in the local church because people are often more open with fellow Christians about their weaknesses and needs. And because those weaknesses

25 are out in the open it may be that gossip is more common in the church than anywhere else. A frightening thought wouldn’t you say?

Just think for a moment. How many people have been the target of gossip from within the church? How many have been hurt, even mortally wounded by the careless comments of another? Too many I am sure. Gossip Is A Real Problem

Regardless of why, loose talk hurts. Victims of the gossipers tongue first of all feel embarrassment that their problems are now public. No one wants their dirty laundry tossed about before others.

After the shame the victim feels betrayed or let down by the person in whom they confided. We imagine how Jesus felt when betrayed and denied by Judas and then Peter. We also remember our own pain when someone betrays us. It hurts – badly.

Gossip destroys influence. Even strong, mature Christians deal with serious shortcomings daily (Romans 3:23).

Revealing private details of their struggles can harm others looking to them for strength.

But most of all, gossip is a problem because it is a sin. It violates the Gold Rule of Matthew 7:12 and Luke 6:31. It violates our Lord’s command to love one another…” (John 13:34; Romans 12:10; 1 John 3:11). Often the gossip is untrue which adds to its sinfulness. Gossip is simply wrong (1 Timothy 5:13; 2 Thessalonians 3:11;). Gossip In the Church

Well, we expect gossip at the office. We expect it at the ballpark. We even expect it at a PTA meeting or during a telephone call with a friend. But we do not expect it at church.

Gossip seems to occur in the church for several reasons and not all of them are bad. In fact the motive may be noble but the outcome is still sinful. Stop Gossip Intended to Help

Sometimes, people think they are helping by telling another about someone’s problem.

“I was sure glad to see Sandra at worship this morning.”

“Me too. I know she’s been struggling recently,” came the reply, which unfortunately did not end there. “Sandra and Bill have been fighting a lot. I heard he was a bit too friendly with a girl at work. Of course Sandra has been busy with her new job. I guess she just needs to spend more time with him.”

Now probably, our speaker really thinks she is helping by “briefing” another Christian on how to help Sandra. After all, the church is a family and we all work together to encourage and exhort one another. But there was very little help here. Even assuming that what the speaker said was true, this did nothing to encourage or assist Sandra. Instead, both she and Bill are objects of curiosity and, in the case of Bill, scorn. Stop Gossip Intended to Apply the Lesson

Every preacher has experienced it. It usually occurs at the door of the church where people are speaking to the preacher as they leave the assembly.

It goes like this:

“That was a fine lesson on watching your language. I know certain people have a problem with that,” he says while nodding toward a brother in Christ.

Some take the lesson and use it to hammer someone else. It’s concerning to me that the message means so little to the hearers and that they can so quickly brush it off and point it at someone else.

Anyway you cut it and whatever motive you attach to it, it is still gossip.

Stop Gossip That’s Just Plain Gossip

Of course the old reasons for gossip are still present even in the church. Envy, covetousness, malice and jealousy cause gossip in and out of the body of Christ. Paul told the Galatians that these things are “works of the flesh” (Galatians 5:19‐21). They have no place in the life of the Christian. Gossip is but one outcome of such characteristics. With God’s changing power we can eliminate such from our lives.

Idle talk is perhaps the single most common cause of gossip. We don’t intend to hurt anyone and we would never

29 knowingly gossip about a brother or sister, but we do. I guess we assume the information is known or that the person we are speaking to is close enough and dear enough that we can talk about things with them. Such an assumption is usually wrong.

Whatever the reason, gossip is wrong and we must do all we can to stop gossip.

Stop Gossip by Tightening Loose Tongues

Here are five ideas to help but the brakes on waging tongues. As always, start with self first.

Make a conscious effort to monitor your own words. Actively listen to yourself. Make careful note of what you talk about, who you talk about and precisely what you say. Ensure that your words are Godly words that directly build‐up, not tear down.

Make a conscious effort to monitor your own hearing. What ever comes into your mind makes an impression. Don’t listen to the juicy details about someone you know. Either

30 move the conversation to a new subject or move along yourself.

Speak out to stop gossip. There is no need to be nasty but just let people know you will not be a party to gossip. It might be easier to tell your close friends before gossip begins that you are trying to break a bad habit. When the talk starts, interrupt and remind people that you’d rather not talk about other people.

Assume unflattering stories are false. When you hear something tawdry about someone do you assume it is true? What if we all just assumed that the gossip was false? Would that slow things down?

Let gossip end with you. What if every piece of gossip depended upon you? Would it live or die? Slay gossip by refusing to repeat it. Keep count for the next week. How many pieces of gossip did you kill? You might be surprised.

Gossip is incredibly common and incredibly destructive. There is no place for gossip anywhere but especially in the church where are brothers and sisters and servants of the Most High. Do your part to squelch wagging tongues!”

Also, churches splitting are not uncommon. If you ever find yourself in the middle of this and still want to attend both churches for the most opportunities, respond to anyone who asks you about it with high‐sounding Bible crap, like “We’re all brothers and sisters in Christ – don’t you believe that?” That should shut them up right away.

Positioning

Here is an easy‐to‐follow blueprint for setting yourself up in the church of your choice:

1. Smile and laugh. Way too many bible thumpers take themselves too seriously. Her boring husband is probably very straitlaced so your personality will contrast with his nicely.

2. Be on time! Don’t wander in late like some hobo. This should be common sense but from what I witness at social activities it’s not.

3. Don’t try too hard to fit in, and don’t join a “clique” before you have the lay of the land. One frequent mistake I see is people diving in headfirst and not even taking 2‐4 weeks to get used to everything. The “cool” crowd won’t seem so cool if the girl you’re after is on the outs with them – you’ll have just blown your chances. Get to know people a little at a time and the

social map will be drawn for you. Don’t commit to anything or anyone too quickly.

4. Volunteer, but don’t volunteer for everything. This ties in with #3. It’s great to get involved but don’t overdo it. Volunteer for one thing, and if that goes well, consider volunteering for more. It should go without saying that you want to volunteer for activities that will put you in close proximity to women, so don’t go in and volunteer to be the church database manager unless your assistant is a woman you want.

5. Be a leader. Another reason to choose your volunteerism wisely. If you excel at what you do you will be looked up to and this is the position you want to be in. Unless you’re going to be a preacher yourself this is the best possible spot to have. And by the way – do NOT get involved in the church politics, take a position on the board/trustees/whatever, etc. It may be tempting at first but in the long run will just drain you and weaken your standing. Be the exception – be the one who GIVES but doesn’t TAKE. Be “above it all.”

The Church Car Wash

My friend related a story to me of a church car wash he attended. The evening after he had a threesome with 2 sisters aged 19 and 22. Here is his account:

“I wasn’t look forward to this at all. There were a lot of good looking women in the church but it was a church car wash so I didn’t expect anything interesting to happen.

Was I ever wrong. Guess what? When women get in groups they act like... women! Especially the young ones.

Everything started off like you’d expect, with the girls wearing shirts and shorts and all. Nothing risqué. But about two hours into it the girl’s inner need to show off manifested itself. Two of the youngest ones there were wearing t‐shirts, but they took them off to reveal bikini tops – they had planned this but didn’t take them off until later on. One of them used the excuse of “we’re all wet!”

You could see the older women get jealous as all the men were naturally paying attention to the younger ones. They would spray each other with the hoses and laugh while the men looked on.

I noticed that after a few hours of this their “buying temperature” was at an all time high. Something about showing off and getting all that attention really turned them on. I invited them over to my apartment after the car wash and to my surprise they showed up!

Not too long after arriving the talk turned to sex and I used the example of Jesus allegedly having a son with Mary Magdalene to get past their hang ups. The 19 year old was a virgin so she just wanted to play around, but the 22 year old had been with a couple guys and we got to go all the way.

I can’t believe it but I should have known all along that you can’t suppress Mother Nature. Men will be men and women will be women and that’s that – no matter what the Bible says.”

Pillar of Salt

17 And it came to pass, when they had brought them forth abroad, that he said, Escape for thy life; look not behind thee, neither stay thou in all the plain; escape to the mountain, lest thou be consumed."

"The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot entered into Zoar. (24)Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; (25) And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground. (26) But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt."

I based this pattern on the text above, and have honed it over the past few months. Near the end you need to calibrate and watch your language – the version I’m sharing is the “explicit” one and it may need to be toned down depending on your target.

“The other day I was reading about Sodom and Gomorrah. The things that went on there!

Could you imagine? All those people in a big city free to love and have fun with who they please. It must have been like a giant orgy.

What I find most interesting is the fact that God only destroyed it because they were ignoring him. I don’t believe the acts themselves angered him, but the people didn’t believe in him and he didn’t want them enjoying life on earth so much if they didn’t give him the time of day.

God even made sure Lot’s daughters seduced him so he would have some fun before it was all over. What a trip, two women fucking him like that. I wonder what he thought of it all?

God told them not to look back or they would die, but Lot’s wife just couldn’t help it. Something inside her told her to ignore the warning and look back, no matter what the cost.

“Everyone has to go eventually… I guess turning into a pillar of salt is better than sitting around in some nursing room, waiting for the Lord to call you home.”

“The Last Supper”

This pattern works best when you’re trying to move things forward quickly. It creates a time constraint in their brain using Biblical imagery. It may not make her take her clothes off right away but this one should be delivered early on so you don’t lose time.

“Have you ever thought about time?

I mean, we really don’t understand time since God created it, we just measure it the way we choose to measure it – in minutes, hours, days, months, years…

You just never know when something or someone you’ve gotten used to will be snatched away, and you’ll be thinking about the time you knew them. No one is here forever, so our most valuable asset is time and how we use it.

I’ve read stories of people who met each other briefly but stayed in touch and eventually got married. And I’ve read

40 other stories of chance encounters that no one followed up on and who knows what could have happened?

Jesus knew when his time was coming to an end here on Earth. At the Last Supper he gave the new commandment: for people to love one another. He was running out of time and that’s the last thing he said…

Have you ever really wanted to do something, but were running out of time? (kiss her now)

Noah’s Ark

“What do you think of Noah’s Ark?

The world was so wicked that God wanted to get rid of every person in it – except Noah and his family.

I wonder what Noah thought of all this? To be chosen by God to be the only surviving man. To be responsible for his family and all those animals.

It must have brought him and his wife even closer together, that’s for sure. If they were the only two people left on earth then that must have created a special bond like nothing else before or since.

Would you like to have a bond like that with a man? What do you think it would feel like?

(kiss her now)

Build Your Own Church!

Many are unaware of their religious freedoms.

In America and Canada you may become a legally ordained minister in less than 5 minutes by visiting www.ulc.org

After you fill out the necessary information you’ll be able to perform weddings and religious ceremonies – just be sure to check your local laws before doing anything.

Just imagine – you have the same religious freedom as any church in your city or state or country. You can start your own religion with you as the focus. Maybe incorporate some new age elements to draw in more women, do fund raisers, everything that a “normal” church does.

Holy Affairs

If you’re dealing with single women it’s much easier since you’ll attract jealousy from other men, but there are no spouses involved so only so much can happen.

When you’re dealing with married women the game changes immensely. Discretion is the word of the day, and nowadays that means more than just renting a cheap motel room.

First and foremost, you need to say something like this to her after the first time you’re together:

“You know, God cautions against allowing idleness to enter our lives. “A gossip betrays a confidence; so avoid a man [or woman] who talks too much” (Proverbs 20:19).”

Or:

“The Bible tells us that “a perverse man stirs up dissension, and a gossip separates close friends” (Proverbs 16:28).”

This is like buying insurance, and should help to keep things quiet on her end.

You also need to be a security consultant – for you and her.

I have no idea how many people have been caught in affairs by their cell phones or Facebook. Computer security is beyond the scope of this work but if you are not familiar with it you need to get familiar with it – not just for carrying on affairs but for everything.

Make sure she knows to cover her tracks online and on her phone and you’ll be miles ahead in the game.

Virginity Pledges

I found this article on “virginity pledges” disturbing:

Medical News — A new study suggests that adolescents who take virginity pledges delay having sexual intercourse longer than kids who are similar to them but do not take a pledge.

Only a third of participants ages 12 to 17 who pledged to avoid having sex until marriage proceeded to break their pledge over the next three years, according to a survey. By contrast, 42 percent of adolescents who had similar values and backgrounds began having intercourse during that period. "Our data suggest that it is a good idea for teens who are inclined to delay sex to make a pledge, because they're more likely to delay sex if they do so," said lead study author Steven Martino, a behavioral scientist at RAND in Pittsburgh. "A public statement or commitment to do — or not do — something makes it more likely that you will follow through on your stated intention."

Now for the good news!

“Virginity pledges don't mean much, study says December 30, 2008|By Theresa Tamkins

As many as one in eight teens in the United States may take a virginity pledge at some point, vowing to wait until they're married before having sex. But do such pledges work? Are pledge takers more likely than other teens to delay sexual activity?

A new study suggests that the answer is no. While teens who take virginity pledges do delay sexual activity until an average age of 21 (compared to about age 17 for the average American teen), the reason for the delay is more likely due to pledge takers' religious background and conservative views ‐‐ not the pledge itself.

According to a study published Monday in the journal Pediatrics, pledge takers are as likely to have sex before marriage as other teens who are also religious, but don't take the pledge. However, pledge takers are less likely than other religious or conservative teens to use condoms or birth control when they do start having sex.

In the new study, Janet Rosenbaum, Ph.D., of Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health in Baltimore, Maryland, analyzed the large chunk of data used in all the studies that have looked at virginity pledges: the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health. In this survey, middle and high school students were asked about their sexual behaviors and opinions starting in 1995‐96.

In the analysis, Rosenbaum compared 289 young adults who took virginity pledges in their teens with 645 young people who did not take such a pledge. The researcher was careful to only compare teens who had similar views on religion, birth control and sex in general, regardless of whether or not they took a pledge.”

The number one rule when dealing with a “virginity pledge” woman is to not bring it up!

If she brings it up early she’s showing an active disinterest in you. If she brings it up later it means she’s likely thought of having sex with you, so don’t dwell on it, just try to push past it until she gets so horny she can’t help herself.

The Manson Virgin Stealer Pattern

Many years ago I met a Mormon virgin who was reluctant to have sex with me. She got so freaked out about what she almost did that she put her clothes back on and was about to leave.

Inspiration struck… I had to come up with SOMETHING to keep her there, and this is what I used. After reciting this she walked away from the front door, into the bedroom, took off her clothes, and had sex for the first time:

“(laugh at her a little) You’re just trapped in your mother’s mind, the way people have always done things doesn’t mean it has to be the way you do things.

People go crazy denying themselves pleasure, but whatever happened to maximizing intelligent risk? You only live one time and you shouldn’t blow it on things other people consider important, only on what you consider important.”

Christian “Counseling”

I wanted to share some of these stories and ideas with you. Read them, read more about them online, and consider carefully what they mean:

“A jilted Long Island husband is suing his pastor, the Presbytery of New York City and one of its largest churches, saying that the pastor seduced his wife and destroyed his "faith and trust" in the church and in the institution of marriage.

The husband, Joseph Vione, 43, who had been living in Garden City, says in papers filed last week in State Supreme Court in Manhattan that the Rev. Thomas K. Tewell, 56, the senior pastor of the Fifth Avenue Presbyterian Church in Midtown Manhattan, used confidential information obtained during marriage counseling to seduce Mr. Vione's wife, Rachel, 42. Mr. Vione has filed for divorce.

To cover his tracks and to further his relationship with Ms. Vione, court papers say, Dr. Tewell encouraged the couple to

50 join couples clubs and family ministries and attend marriage retreats that he presided over.

The suit also says that officials of the Fifth Avenue Presbyterian Church, which has nearly 4,000 members, knew of allegations from anonymous parishioners that Dr. Tewell had exploited his position at the church "to prey on" other women by engaging in illicit relationships with them, but did not investigate.”

Seducing Women in Church ‐ Steve Sherbondy's "Christian Psychotherapy"

"I, of course, threw it all on my destiny, posed as hungering and thirsting for light, and finally resorted to the most powerful weapon in the subjection of the female heart, a weapon which never fails one. It's the well‐known resource ‐ flattery. Nothing in the world is harder than speaking the truth and nothing easier than flattery.

... And however coarse the flattery, at least half will be sure to seem true. That's so for all stages of development and classes of society.

... I can never remember without laughter how I once seduced a lady who was devoted to her husband, her children, and her principles. What fun it was and how little trouble! And the lady really had principles, of her own, anyway. All my tactics lay in simply being utterly annihilated and prostrate before her purity. I flattered her shamelessly, and as soon as I succeeded in getting a pressure of the hand, even a glance from her, I would reproach myself for having snatched it by force, and would declare that she had resisted, so that I could never have gained anything buy for my being so unprincipled.

I maintained that she was so innocent that she could not foresee my treachery, and yielded to me unconsciously, unawares, and so on. In fact, I triumphed, while my lady remained firmly convinced that she was innocent, chaste, and faithful to all her duties and obligations and had succumbed quite by accident. And how angry she was with me when I explained to her at last that it was my sincere conviction that she was just as eager as I."

‐ Svidrigailov in Crime and Punishment

“Men aren't the only ones lured by Internet porn. A revealing look at the shameful addictions of a rising number of Christian women.

34%. That's how many readers of Today's Christian Woman's online newsletter admitted to intentionally accessing Internet porn in a recent poll. While many women wrote in to explain they'd accessed these sites to better understand what was luring their husbands time and again, it was the other e‐ mails‐‐from Christian women who shared about their own Internet porn addiction‐‐that caught our attention. Apparently online sex addiction isn't just a male problem anymore. Read on for startling statistics about this new phenomenon, personal insights from those who are hooked, information about pioneering ministries reaching out to these addicts, and hope that exists in the face of this disturbing trend.”

“I had a 3 month affair with a single man that ended in December 2011. We were involved both physically & emotionally. He ended it due to guilt issues he was having since he personally knows our family. My husband never found out. I became much more emotionally attached to this

53 man than I ever thought I would. I am having a really hard time getting over him. I don't know why I had the affair. I am happy in my marriage & love my husband very much. I never thought of leaving him at all. Yet, here we are 3 months after he ended it and I'm still thinking about him every day. We still exchange the occasional text, just as friends.

My question is: Can I ever really get over this & feel forgiven if my husband never knows? I have considered telling him, but don't know if that is wise since the affair is over. I wish I didn't still have feelings for this other man. I am trying to focus on my marriage, but I am really struggling.

Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks!”

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