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Potential Hawks Holocaust survivor speaks
abound at WLU
Kristina Spence Dean David McMurray then took
the stage, apologizing for the con-
have off for the struction outside the Athletic It may been a day
OAC students but Laurier Day kept Complex (AC) but reassuring the vis-
students, stall' and faculty hopping itors that the $3 million upgrade
would be worth the trouble. with questions to answer and tours
focused on Ixiurier as to give. McMurray
flooded where students The campus on Friday, a place are seen as
instead a number and November 5 with over 1,000 visitors individuals of
as a to learn. taking a hands-on tour of everything place
Laurier has to offer. McMurray advised each student
Volunteer tour to keep in mind
where guides arrived as you are KIYANI to how early as 8:00 a.m. going live,
The in Friday morning, campus you will fit and ASAD garbed in Laurier what kinds of stu- Danielle Fielder "We picked the theme of From Ed in the Warsaw Ghetto uprising. flooded on dent gear and prepared support ser- Generation to Generation for this The fourth and fifth candles were lit with cheers and vices the school with Members of the UW-WLU Jewish week to show the importance of for the Righteous Gentiles and for smiles to greet Friday offers when the stories of the Israel. Students' Association pledge never passing on potential choosing a univer- final candle the to forget. Holocaust to the present generation The represented Goldenhavvks. over 1,000 sity. that will not In an effort to remind and edu- and future ones, so we future and hope for continual Kelly Bustle, Scott Harris of of cate people about the horrors of the forget," said David Carolin. preservation personal stories from the liaison visitors. then divided the took in the the Holocaust for the next Holocaust, the association orga- Opening night place genera- Office, began the visitors into Martin tion. nized a Holocaust Education Week Paul Centre, with inaugural day with a wel- groups according spanning November 8 to 11. remarks from Jeremy Shimkofsky. After a memorial prayer by faculties and other volunteers come and quickly passed the micro- to related the Rabbi Nathan the For this week, students orga- Shimkofsky importance Langer, guest phone over to VP Academic, Dr. assigned tour guides to smaller nized events to help remember of remembering the six million speaker took the podium. The asso- Rowland Smith. groups for personal tours. lost their lives and Jews who one million of ciation was honoured to the those who to pass perished, begin Smith congratulated the students From the seating arrangement which were children. the week with a on the stories ofthose who survived. Following presentation by and parents in attendance for taking within the AC, about one sixth of the The observation of Holocaust national anthem, a candle memori- Leonard Vis, a speaker from the the time to visit Laurier. Emphasizing crowd attended the music faculty Education Week within the Laurier al was "held. Holocaust Memorial Association. the importance of researching uni- tours. Anothersixth of the crowd vis- The lit Mr. a survivor of the and University of Waterloo commu- first candle was for the Vis, versities and learning about the mix ited the School of Business and last Beth Suraski victims of the Holocaust, and the Holocaust, was 11 old when nities began year. years of academics and entertainment, Economics and the remaining two- he flee his home. says,"the initial goal of the event second candle in honour ofthe sur- was forced to Smith advised students to feel out thirds explored the Arts and Science vivors. was to bring awareness of the facilities. every campus community. The third the resis- Holocaust into the community, as recognized idea of "The how you will fit in is Continued • Holocaust 5 our mandate is to educate." tance of those Jews who participat- See pg. of Continued • supreme importance," Smith said. See Laurier pg. 3
Spirit of the West hits The Turret
what JM: Well, the original band started in '83, and D: Is it still fun? Are you still enjoying you
so it's myself and Geoffrey. Hugh joined in '86, are doing?
and he was with us the whole time. Vince JM: Yeah it is. But I think we are kind of at the
joined in '90 or '91. Linda left and Tobin joined point now where everyone Ls starting to do dif-
ferent need be about two and a half years ago. things. We to challenged more
called level. has been D: Your newest album is a compilation on a personal Geoffrey playing
Which album with the He Hit Parade. came after Open a band called Paperboys. toured
first Heart Symphony ? most of the summer and produced their
much album. has been with different JM: Weights and Measures. It didn't get Vince playing
from the record albums. of a push company. people on different
direction want to D: Why do you think that is? D: Do you know what you go
felt there weren't now? JM: Well, they any singles on in
We haven't it, and we're not a singles band, 1 mean, we've JM: We're not really sure. really
had been for it. and I have been writ- never singles in our career. So we offered writing Geoff
have album that to buy the record back from them, and they ing just for ourselves-we an
didn't do the of SOTYV refused, so they put it out and just push we want to just two us, not as
side it. but as something different. A project,
the band SMITH D: That's unfortunate. nothing big. So 1 don't really foresee album until 2001 JM: Yeah, it is unfortunate, I have great friends coming out with an probably.
old there but with a I think a lot of like the JENNIFER you are dealing corporation, D: people really fan of Heart and friendships aside, it's certainly one that has albums. I am especially a Open
Danielle Fielder and than put on an energetic show. I had a chance probably done more harm for us good in Symphony.
to for needed chat with lead singer John Mann, about the the long run. Our contract with them is over JM: Thatwas a great album us, we To commemorate its 30th band fun for too anniversary, the and its future plans. now anyway. it. Weights and Measures was us Turret invited of the West to So to now? because went out recorded it in Spirit give a con- D: are you moving on new things we and
cert. D: Who is still with you from the original JM: We are just debating what we want to do England. The band to excited of fans • See 17 played an group group? now. Continued Spirit pg. Hey everyone!! Think you can sc&EAW i^Hjjlln^nlH
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Fifth finish Foot Patrol place Van Update
whose and bursaries. — Jim Donnelly
Laurier also achieved a first place enrollment has
ranking in the percentage ofstudents not increased in the past year — all The WLU Foot Patrol Drive Home
Ontario universities have been entering with a graduating average drop- Program, established on September
cent in the its above 75 per for the eighth year ping Primarily Undergraduate 23 of this year, has encountered
in official after month of a row. rankings. first snag a
Rosehart said he For Brock has was pleased example, dropped operation.
17th in with the movement from 12th to 7th from 14th place in 1997 to The shiny new van used by the
place in student services and from 1998and now 19th in 1999. program - usually, the Foot Patrol
the that he - sth to 4th place in social science In future, Grady said assures us, carefully driven was
research would like see Laurier maintain in minor accident last grants. to a involved a
Despite the anticipated publica- low class size, a very important week, putting it out of commission
tion of each year's Laurier trait. for at least two weeks. There were
the Rosehart also in the the results, extent to Primarily no passengers van during
which said that it is prospective tough incident, and no charges were laid
students rely on the Undergraduate for Laurier to move by Waterloo Regional Police.
in the vehicle Maclean's rankings up rankings "The van was the only
reli- Schools as a source of with continual involved," said WLUSU VP: Student
able material is growth and the Services John Hilson, founder of the
always questioned. 1. Mount Allison emphasis on pre- Drive Home Program "No one was
Recent Laurier the 2. Acadia serving quality injured, and the vehicle was stil
of the Laurier focus groups of sec- 3. Trent com- operational following the accident."
ondary school stu- 4. St. Francis Xavier munity. According to Hilson, the only dam-
dents found that 5. Wilfrid Laurier University "The suffered the broken 60 only way age by van was a
cent of the stu- 6. Laurier would per Winnipeg tail light. This, of course, rendered
dents questioned 7. Bishop's improve would be the vehicle legally undriveable.
considered the 8. UNBC if funding signifi- "It has been taken to the shop for
Macleanls * said. should be ELLIS rankings 9. Lethbridge cantly improved," repairs," he "It oper- said. a factor in their 10. Saint Mary's Rosehart ational by this Saturday (the thir-
CHRIS The choice of post-sec- 11. St. Thorns teenth}."
Kristina Spence that considering the large growth in ondary institution. 12. Moncton 1999 Maclean's The Drive Home Program is
cited enrollment, Laurier faired extremely Rosehart said 13. Mount Saint Vincent survey gener- used by Foot Patrol in cases of
al at uni- The resulis are in. well in the ratings. that for the first 14. UPEI changes extreme weather or long distances,
due to On Monday, November 8, "On the reputation side, I contin- seven or eight years 15. Laurentian versities but the organization stresses that it is
of restrictions Maclean's made their ninth annual ue to be quite pleased," Rosehart rankings, stu- budget still primarily a "Walk Home
dents did not deal of an cent decrease to official sta- university ranking report available to said. pay a great including eight per Program". According
in decrease in the public. WLUSU President, Devin Grady, attention to the results. full-time faculty, a tistics, the van has been responsible
Laurier maintained its filth place said that overall Laurier faired well Grady said that the rankings are tenured teaching in first-year classes for 25 percent of the more than overall status within the "Primarily but the rankings are a sign of where another form of education for stu- decreased by seven per cent, a 3,000 total walks completed by Foot
dents take into consideration decrease in the number of classes in Undergraduate" university category. the university can improve. Grady to Patrol since the beginning of the
first- and In the four divisions ofreputation, said he was pleased with Laurier's when researching universities and second-year by four per school year.
commitment that the and contribu- based on the ideas of 5,467 high- strong to financial rankings seem to appeal to a cent operating budget The organization, which boasts
assistance for students. different audience. tions and bursaries its school guidance counsellors, aca- to scholarships 130 volunteers, has expanded
CEOs and "It to the "It offers an into increased 63 cent to a five demic administrators, cor- was a surprise see parents insight per compared operations to walking teams, two
of Laurier in the scholar- the he said. 36 increase in tuition. porate recruiters across the country, placement institutions," per cent van teams, and two dispatchers on
and bursaries Other than further information, Laurier placed in the top four of ships category," Grady third-placed Trent, For pick up Friday and Saturday nights. On
said. ranked is the closest the available until each. Ryerson, tenth, magazine, early weeknights seven walking teams are
University President and vice- Laurier placed first in its category Ontario university in the rankings. December or check out the Web site used to escort the flood of students
available Rosehart said that other than at www.macleans.ca chancellor, Dr. Bob Rosehart, said for money in scholarships Trent escaping from night class.
Laurier Day draws crowd of 1,000
the would throughout day experience a per- Continued from cover sonal tour.
Stacey Partridge, a fourth-year Honours Casey was grateful for all their assistance Psychology student, volunteered during and impressed by the commitment of the stu- Fridays festivities. Partridge has dents. been a Laurier guide three times in the past The Liaison Office advertised Laurier Day and volunteers her time because "you want to in a combination of ways, including posters promote what you are proud of." notice the sent to high schools, a on Liaison Damien Robitaille from Midland and Ashley Web page, in-school discussions and literature Wilson from Pennatanguishine attended and even an article in a magazine distributed Laurier Day to learn more about the Laurier to all OAC students in Ontario. community. In the next couple of weeks, the Liaison
Laurier is one of Robitaille's three choices Office will meet with faculty who participated for Music and wanted to get a feel for Laurier in the events to acquire feedback and sugges- on his Friday visit. tions for improvement for the nextLaurier Day. For Wilson, experiencing the Kitchener- Friday, March 17, 2000 will be the second Waterloo community was a priority but aca- Laurier of this school stu- Day year. Casey said demics also played a role in her visit. major who dents attend the spring campus tour usu- "I want to do the new Business and ally have a higher degree of interest and they Computers The class double-major. size, co-op look for more detail on issues such as admis- and program the unique biz-computer pro- sions and financial aid. gram interest me," Wilson said. Casey has been impressed with the success Jennifer Casey, Manager of Liaison, was of laurier Day and the increasing interest at thrilled with the turnout. Visitors compliment- school presentations across the province. ed and Casey her Liaison staff on the selection With record numbers in volunteer and vis- of information sessions and the enthusiasm of itor turnouts, Lauriers appeal seems to be all the volunteers. reflected in both student and public opinion. A record 250 volunteers participated in the "It in just gives you great pride the school," Fills days of whom events, some stayed on campus Casey said. all day to ensure that visitors who came fHRIS 4 • News Wednesday, November 1999 The 10, Cord Weekly Walking for BOD takes the heat
John Carlaw students will soon be graduating. dent.
He was also critical of the Extra teams will be used to try to
Literacy The Science could not a of Building have University targeting group peo- make for the loss of the up van, but
been recent male univer- a more appropriate environ- ple (apparently Foot Patrol may not be able to pro- Kristina Spence their efforts. Some volunteers stayed ment for the renewed Psychology sity graduates) who probably cannot vide its services for students living to help create banners to dur- at afford to them carry hiring discussions the November 3 sue in court. further away from the school. Dollars and rolled in with the walk and cents ing a lot of every everyone put WLUSU BOD meeting. VP: University Affairs, Cameron Eric Davis then brought up the step and stride taken the time the by 80 par- into walk Hub said. Dave who missed the said that he had read of of Brydges, Ballantyne, topic frequency Union meet- ticipants in the sixth annual Laurier Upon returning from the walk, last due to an examination, the code and looked at past meeting through ings. Meetings are Students for (LSFL) 'Walk volunteers were informed literacy of the total had much to about the cases that had been say Union's presented. currently biweekly, and a motion for raised with small Literacy.' proceeds decision to where to to prizes pass a resolution it According Ballantyne, some was passed schedule them week- The students left the Concourse going to the top fundraisers. would neither condemn universities in sim- support nor give out grants a ly with the option to cancel them if around 1:00 p.m. Sunday, walking Donations of came from that excludes prizes the university's policy ilar fashion under this legislation, there is no business to discuss.
down King Street to Erb and PharmaPlus, & up Purple Gold, Wilfs, men from applying. and there are federal that and Davis programs Quehl expressed con- Albert, returning to the Concourse HMV and Beach Bunnies. Brydges was angered that the cerns about reprasenting students
just after an hour. The walkers carried and signs Union accepted the unhersity on issues more frequently with Davis Health and Fitness volunteers led banners thanking the various busi- lawyer's view that the Union's also wanting shorter, more frequent the walkers in Brydges a warm to for their All up prior nesses support. partici- actions were that ,"of that would allow legal, saying meetings for more leaving and joined in the pants received from campus coupons course the University's lawyer is asked BOD questioning about issues and Union walk with several other McDonald's, sand the C- to campus Dooley Spot going say it was legal. He's the uni- activities. clubs. for their help. versity's lawyer." A motion to increase members to quorum for Members of BACCHUS, the VP:University Affairs, Cameron also BOD Brydges asked to know, by meetings to 12 was also passed. Equality the Ballantyne, walked volun- Committee, alongside show of hands, how board Cameron Ballantyne many off the reported on Environmental Awareness and the teers and was impressed by the members knew "get what the debated OUSA's recent activities. WLUSU
Peer Help line donated their time turnout and organization at the Section 14 President (discussing special pro- third floor" Devin Grady, Cameron and to the walk. event. money grams to promote underrepresented Ballantyne and Jeffrey Kroeker While the walkers trekked along "Emily and Manoj did an incredi- groups) of the Human Code attended Rights and do recently a genera] assem- their route, executive members of ble job. All tills will back money go entailed: only five board members bly at McMaster University.
ESEL calculated the proceeds from into the and little bit program every raised their hands. research. There, OUSA met with Provincial the event. helps," said. Ballantyne In Biydges' opinion, those who Education Minister Dianne
.Around 2:00 the amount The raised from the event p.m., money were not knowledgeable of the code Cunningham and presented infor- % collected hit $1,668.52, almost two will towards a number of initia- go should have abstained from use this to justify some of mation to the voting legislation assembly concerning hundred dollars above this tives the year's including literacy programs, on previous week's motion. their hiring practic&s. the rising amount of student debt. goal. books, the purchasing development In a statement he liad entered James Wheeler noted that the Ballantyne also informed the LSEE Executive member of and Emily a mascot creation of a banner into the Union was to Union minutes, Brydges called the be presenting an opin- that WLUSU would be hosting
I lub congratulated her volunteers on to use in future events. Board's research insufficient and ion of the students and from the the next general assembly in the
his board feedback he challenged fellow mem- received, there was no spring.
bers to offthe third floor" the Eric Davis "get (of single opinion. brought forward a
Students' Union and Jason motion Building) told Quehl suggested looking concerning a coat of arms,
them "are have that they going to to do at finding ways to ensure Union but had not previously consulted VP:
some work" in their position. directors are informed about all Finance about the $1,800-2,000
He noted that there is a second issues to "prevent this from happen- motion which resulted in the motion for US/Canadian Eligible Ontario opinion on Human Rights ing again." being tabled for another meeting. Students Loan
Law that one can not be The debate did not result in The Academic Affairs board will Get your says group any discriminated in in official be against order to change the board's opin- conducting a focus group con- Medical Doctor's Degree promote another. ion. cerning the Arts and Science Faculty
Biydges added that it "is people In other news, VP: Student split T at a prestigious like Services, me who are going to get John Hilson reported that The Union also passed motions to Caribbean University iwre* screwed" by this type of hiring poli- the Foot Patrol van is out of commis- improve its record keeping by hiring
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Pubs news Success for SBE
D.W. MacDougall Leasing would have cost WLUSP Kristina Spence round. $4,445.17 over a period of 36 In the finals against the Richard Ivey School of
On Thursday, November 4th, the months and the credit and the application Winning is sweet but beating Western is sweeter. Business University of Toronto, Laurier's team
Laurier University Student process would have the inte- the CEOs of EDS Fed Ex and Wilfrid delayed On Saturday, November6, a teamof four Laurier SBE wowed System House,
(WLUSP) Board con- gration of the computer into the with their results. Publications students and their coaches won the first national EDS Xerox innovative
office. vened for another weekly meeting. In addition to the of the System House case study competition. glory winning prestigous
Board approved its agenda Although a subtle dispute tran- the team received The Caron Court, Alison libey, Nicole Morin, Dwayne event, Compaq Notebook computers
moved onto business of spired as to which with quickly and particular version Walker and professors Dr. Kim Morouney and Dr. Ruth complete printers.
and of monitor was to be purchased, the team has been on cases since committees computers. Cruikshank worked on the 24-hour case from Friday The working together
The began with the plan passed order to for the event. meeting unanimously. afternoon into Saturday. July in prepare The President's report from Mr. James persistent of the from schools Laurier students were also vocal in the event topic poor Representatives the top business across making
picture quality throughout the Cord Canada for the a SBE students contacted the CEO of Muir. sent teams of students to Toronto compe- reality. year,
the Canadian The Board discussed the organi- came up again for comment. tition. EDS System House to encourage company
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to about "in a miraculous The week continues with the Continued from the cover coming way." (CRO). planning JeanetteRoy and His was able to find ofthe "The Mr. family peo- presentation movie, Long Sue Portelance the Public Vis' story has been classified as
hold an to take them in and them Home," which can be seen at that of the "Hidden term ple keep Way and Jill Osborne Relations depart- Cliild," a hidden in dangerous times. WLU in the Science Building, room volunteered their ment reported recently given to the many children House He concluded by reiterating the N1057, and at UW in the Biology Open the minutes from who suffered during the war time to team up on years of the room 271 on Wednesday at while to hide from German importance remembering building, the CRO hiring the past Student trying for all Holocaust and its victims to' prevent 7:00 p.m. panel. Publications captors. such an event from Hans Moller at Mr. Vis related happening speaks again Volunteerism Assembly meet- his experiences as Laurier again. Kitchener City Hall at the same a boy in the Netherlands and was the word of ing. young The concluded with the time. the separation of his family in the program the day as oppor- They of and the of On November students. 19405. reading a poem singing Thursday, 11, a tunities abounded. also presented a early the Israeli national anthem. lecture will be led the WLU He drew the audience's attention by Nathan proposal for the Itwas announced that a donation entitled "Why Christians to the difference in numbers Chaplains, Ludwig, Luxmen Aloysius and Sue purchase of Student Publication t- was made to the Kitchener-Waterloo Care." The lecture will be held in the between the German and Jewish Portelance offered to provide their shirts for all WLUSP volunteers. Holocaust Committee on behalf of Science Building, room N1057 at As a for the peoples. services, on the Electoral Council well, proposal possi- Mr. Vis. 4:00 "The Jews made less than one p.m. committee. bility of a WLUSP promotional Open up Holocaust Education week con- The UW-WLU Jewish Studentsi of the Germans What were VP: Finance, Anthony Del Col, House to occur on November the percent " tinued with Hans Moller, a Association all staff and stu- the Germans afraid of? Mr. \ss speaker urges 18th was forth. brought outlined a new computer put Danish freedom who dents to attend the programs of asked. fighter, pre- purchase proposal for WLUSP. Finally, the Keystone reported sented at UW on Tuesday night Holocaust Education Week. Mr. Vis described his survival as that an would be The proposition set forth a pro- expedition pre-
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- said is fact - it. in from the truth. However, I do feel on some land of redundancy. There I've utterly meaningless. "Place the Wilfrid Laiirier Student A University and weird level - with Travel not in profound an affinity plans are prearranged. They pizza a preheated oven," you say. You
Publication be die English language. I like her and she are simply arranged. The fact that the dumbass. An oven can heated, and that's
75 University Avenue West, about likes me. arranging is done beforehand is stunningly it.
N2L 3C5 Waterl(K), Ontario, Preboarded. I'm worried about her, though. The lan- obvious. The same goes for prerecorded Prepackaged. Preplanned. (519) 884-1970 ext. 3564 taken has been it fundamental of Preordained. It's all guage has been prisoner. It programs; Is a premise crap. Fax: (519) 883-0873 ladies and not It seems to me that this obsession is kidnapped, gentlemen, by part Advertising: (519) 884-1970 ext. 3560 trenchcoat-clad secret agents or blood- of a larger trend, a trend which I think www.wluspx >n.ca/TheC( >rd/ If we were from most thirsty ninjas but by a group of well-irten- stems people s insecurities. If e-mail: [email protected] we
tioned, well-educated people obsessed with were more confident in our words, it's like-
That's a hottie? more Yeah, if a sound that we wouldn't feel to you're making the things they say more ly compelled inflate
than It's them make them sound boar, that's a hottie! important they really are. hap- to bigger and bet-
we than in fact We would Asad Kiyani pened right under our noses, and it's hap- confident, ter they are. cease to
to too. inane terms such pened you spout as 'absolutely free',
for wouldn't feel false' Editorial Board Have you ever, instance, preheated 'completely or 'personal belongings',
travel and there's no in hell we would your oven? Prearranged your plans? way ever Editor-in-Chief Sajrah Schiefer to 'seat' with Eaten a prepackaged meal? Have you ever compelled replace an ordinary an 'immedi- Opinion Editor Asad Kiyani ate area'. preboarded a flight or watched a prere- seating News Editors KRISTINA SPENCE inflate our Of there's corded TV program? Ever heard of a rob- course, nothing I can do about Jim Donnelly The cult of is bery that police say was preplanned? Have this. 'pre', evidently, here to Entertainment Editors Danielle Fielder words. All do nod and smile you? Ever? stay. I can is and hope Beth Mullen of have. ail have. that maybe, someday, it will all Yes, course you We Or, go away. Sports Editors Matt Cade I'm deadline. Good at least, we think we have. television that the displayed on it Oops, past thing I Francesca Rica programs
Think about this for moment. be recorded before this editorial. a can only you watch prewrote Feature Editor Patricia Lancia about ridiculous. Everyone expecting an editorial some them. The term 'prerecorded' is Student Life Editor YVONNE Farah
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Ihe Cord is printed by I lamilton Web Printing. commentary that ol theCc >rd stall, the the of the and docs not necessarily Board and conduct follow- child Men is strictly opinion writer reflect every meeting trial has been granted, we will continue to the responsibilities of rearing? editorial Ixxird, orWLl 1 Student Publications. T~ ~ International 8 Threads of hope at WLU \ CHRIS PEARCE ronzmg the population. An "enlightened, progressive liber When grief overcomes us we al society" was replaced with have, throughout our history, censorship, curfew, exile, resorted to revolutionary prison, torture and disappear endeavours. While the scale and ances impact of such vary greatly, In the process of institution each revolutionary movement is alizing a capitalist economic inherently invaluable in that order, the dictatorship margin each one, in its own unique way, alized the working class and vic symbolizes a human voice timized the women of the shan against oppression and a cry for tytowns, who had lost their faith justice. and trust. Women were often The case of the Arpilleras of left alone by the disappear Chile is a perfect example of a ances, forced to fend for them small-scale, yet symbolically selves under a climate of fear rich revolutionary movement.. and oppression. Born of the 3,000-odd mur As a reaction to the situation, ders and disap a small group of pearances that women began took place in to sew quilts Chile under the t .o g e t h e r ruthless, inhu describing the mane and sadis developments to speak of her research on the the opportunity to view the gible examples of the "pockets tic dictatorship under the Arpilleras. movie, and an exhibition of the of hope and pockets of resist of tyrant Born in Maryland and raised vibrant Arpilleras on display ance" that emerged from the Augusto in Santiago, Chile, Agosin has last week in the Robert Langen wrath brought on by Pinochet. Pinochet, the • • been living in exile from Chile Gallery. The women refused to be Arpilleras were since Pinochet became dictator. While at first glance the silenced as many had been after a means where 'Arpilleras', A Ph.D. and professor of Arpilleras appear primitive and the Pinochet coup, and used the by poor women, would go on to Spanish, Agosin received both childish, when one examines Arpilleras to retain the memory devastated by attract interna the Letra D'Oro and the Latina them in more detail, each one of their stolen loved ones. As Dr. their familial ___..._ tional attention Literature Prize in 1995, along tells a politically profound mes Agosin stated, this was crucial losses at the hands of the towards the struggles of the with the United Nations sage of the reality in Chile under since 'losing your memory regime, could share their suffer Chilean people. Leadership award in 1998. the dispicable Pinochet. In an means losing your soul'. ing in a personally-expressive In the most recent Laurier Dr. Agosin was unexpectedly abundance of colour the layered In attending the lecture and fashion. lecture, human rights activist, accompanied on stage by cloths of the Arpilleras depict recognizing the struggles of the The "brutal" coup removed poet, writer and critic Dr. Andrew Johnson, maker of a scenes that query 'Donde estan past, those who saw the the democratically-elected Marjorie Agosin, herself an documentary about the los desaparecidos'? (Where are Arpilleras and watched the Socialist President Salvador author of a book on the Arpilleras, who spoke of the the disappeared?), among oth movie were not only enlight Allende and placed Pinochet in Arpilleras, appeared at the production of his film. ers. ened, but also became them power from 197 3 to 198 9, ter- Maureen Forester Recital Hall Lecture attendees also had The Arpilleras represent tan- sieves "threads of hope." Remembering the sacrifices of truth ed to drag six Jesuit priests from notion that there exists only one true tells us, 'The role of educated people their beds, killing each with a bullet form of earthly utopia: the world in is speaking truth to power." You can to the head. They then murdered a which everyone has the necessities probably think of times when your housekeeper and her daughter, who of life uncontrolled by the extreme professors, other students, the had been staying at the UCA. greed that has rotten the soul of administration or even you, have The campus of the UCA is very Western society. spoken in ways that got the UCA much like those of universities in Today at the UCA, there is a rose Jesuits killed. Canada; beautiful and serene. The garden at the site of the murders. It There are more subtle means UCA seems removed from the vio was planted by a university garden than bullets of silencing people. lence and poverty of the world. er, the husband and father of the two What are the ways in which our cul As difficult as it would be to imag women who were killed. A few steps ture makes sure we don't speak ine this kind of brutal violence at a away, in the Monsenor Romero truth to power or be a conscience for Canadian university, it is similarly Pastoral Centre, there is a small our society? dilllcult to con------The martyrs of ceive of its ' U • · • d the UCA were occurence on the lliVefSity IS suppose killed in a place serene UCA cam- •t • 1 very similar to pus. t 0 b e th e c r1 1c a places in Canada. The murdered f • t ' They can inspire Jesuits were all c 0 n s c 1en c e 0 s 0 c 1e y . us and shape how academics; the ------we live. Their president of the university, the vice museum. Students give tours death and words are a challenge to rector, the head of the human rights explaining the history of the Jesuits us to look at what it means to get a institute, the director of the religious and the 70,000 other martyrs of the university education and what we do education program and a professor Salvadoran civil war. with that education. The tenth of ethics. Their "crime" was to speak Rodolfo Hernandez, chaplain to anniversary of their death is a time out against the oppressive socio-eco- the students at UCA and coordinator to remind ourselves that they show nomic structure of Salvadoran and of the centre, says, 'The Jesuits, us the importance and dignity in liv global society; defending the poor Romero, and others have taught us ing for something worth dying for; of REv. JONA1HAN SaiMIDT Laurier had been executed? Their crime: just what they were teaching and voiceless. They were labeled we become ourselves by turning throwing our whole selves into a life subversives for letting their beliefs ourselves over to others. They have that has meaning, not just for the Martyrs are not important as histor or saying. ical facts. They are important in the Ten years ago, in the early morn shape their research and influence. taught us to live our faith." individual but for the well being of ways they inspire us and the way in ing of November 16, 1989, the One of the Jesuits, Jon Sobrino, Ignacio Ellacuria, the UCA rector all. which they shape the way we live. Salvadoran military entered the survived because he was out of the who was killed, believed "the most Services commemorating this How would you react if you found campus of the University of Central country at the time. As he speaks important role of universities is not event will be held at the Seminary out several of your professors and America (UCA) in the capital of San today, he echoes the sentiments of to form professionals, but rather as Chapel at WLU Sunday, November members of the administration at Salvador. The miltary then proceed- his fellow deceased Jesuits. the critical conscience of society." 14, at 11:00 am and Tuesday, The Jesuits have expressed the Another Jesuit, Rapha l Sivatte, "Jovember 16, at '1·00 am. The Cord Weekly Wednesday, November 10, 1999 Sports • 15 Men's Soccer Sports In yahoo hockey Week This Stu McLaren back. Throughout the second hall', Football - Yates Cup the Hawks picked up their socks Sat, Nov. 13 Waterloo @ 1 and to the vs. pm In an up and down year, the began put pressure on Led Ken Cartmill's laurier men's soccer season finally Mustangs. by the 1 lawks battled Women's Soccer came to an end on Thursday, determination, CIAU @ WLU November 4th. The Hawks set out right to die end but, unfortunately, Championships couldn't the result wanted. Wed.-Sun. Nov. 10-14 to play the Western Mustangs in get they The struck the OUA West final, hoping to earn Mustangs again the second off Volleyball themselves a trip to Victoria, midway through yet another the Wed. Nov. 10 @ Western Bristish Columbia for a chance at deflection, finishing with 3-0 Women @ 6 pm the national championship. Both game a victory. Although Men @ 8 pm teams traveled to the Soccer the Hawks lost, they played very 12 well. Fri. Nov. vs. Western Center just outside of Toronto to Women @ 6 mention to Ken pm play the final, as the field conditions Special goes Men @ 8 Cartmill for his deter- pm in London were too poor to play on. never-ending Wed. Nov. 17 mination, to Nutt for an The Hawks opened the game Kenny well Dan Women @ Brock, 7:30 pm flying and were controlling much excellent game, as as BARBATO of the play. However, in the 31st Pilas and Steve Cox for a couple of efforts. Swimming minute Western opened the scor- great defensive Sat. It should be noted Tim Labar, Nov. 13 ing off a deflection. Soonafter, they Men/Women vs. Western, Mark Mathies, Mark Ignor and l/2pm SANTINA struck again from a corner kick, Cartmill all their last Sun. Nov. 14 vs. Toronto giving themselves a 2-0 lead at the Ken played Hawks end ofthe first half. At this point the game as Golden and they Women's Hockey Hawks seemed devastated and it will surely be missed in the years to It Thurs. Nov. 11 @ York, 7:30 was questionable whether they come. was a great season boys. pm Tues. Nov. 16 @ U of T, 7:30 dunking girls could dig deep down to bring it pm 1999 Golden Hawk OUA Soccer Men's Hockey 56-38. Vanessa King ing by a score of Sat. Nov. 13 vs. Windsor @ 7 pm a Oikawa had ; - . ,, . - "Meaghan great All-Stars .. „ v.-~- -• ., - J " . ,■ •> *> ' -- ' - ■■■ . ■ ;. ' " ', ■ Over the weekend, the Lady Golden game," said Julius, "but in order to '. Women's Basketball First Team Hawks travelled to the basketball win, we need scoring from every- Sat. Nov. 13 vs. Windsor, 2 pm one." Second Mark - courts of McMaster to play their first year post player Ignor Goalkeeper Wed. Nov. 17 vs. Waterloo, 7:30 pm Stefanie Nadalin was the regular season match-up. Mac, game's top Second Team unable lower of with 10 i though, was to one scorer, points. Mark Mathies - Defender Men's Basketball "The team has the baskets, and so the two teams significantly 12 @ Naismith Invitational Richie Antolcic - Midfielder Fri. Nov travelled to Mohawk College for the improved defensively compared to Tournament Tim Labar - Striker tip-off. last week's game," said Julius, "Although McMaster isn't in the recalling the game which saw the Brock defeat the Hawks. Top 10, the Marauders have a very Badgers "We have week to for strong team this year," said coach one prepare Budweiser Stu Julius. Windsor." The teamplayed well throughout The Hawks will play Windsor on kino op beers. November 13th. the first half, and the Hawks were Tip-off is tentative- but only down by five points. However, ly scheduled for 2pm at the AC, Justin Praamsma the second half of the team is to reschedule the game saw the trying for later in the Laurier struggling to get the ball game evening, so not Male Athlete of the Week the to with the football through hoop. Unfortunately, compete game. Offensive Player of the Week and for the the Hawks weren't quite strong Watch postings confirming Budweiser Player of the Game enough to defeat the Marauders, los- time. Just when Justin Praamsma couldn't bet- you thought play any turned in ter, the third year tailback another great performance. 209 Praamsma, who last Saturday against Waterloo ran for yards and two touchdowns, had the game of his Golden Hawk career on Saturday. It seems that as the games get more impor- the Yates GMMjim tant, Praamsma just gets better and better. In Cup semi-final, Praamsma carried the ball 33 times for 245 yards and four touchdowns, as the Golden I lawks defeated McMaster 42- rush 68 747-9888 27. Breaking big plays all day, including one for yards, the Centennial carried the Hawks into the 160 University Ave .West Brampton graduate Yates Cup final. If this weren't enough, Praamsma added 71 kickoff return yards, including a long of 34. Frank Ivankovic and Mark Dineley LARGE 2 739 3 each • +TAX Toppings Labatt Players of the Game MEDIUM a 39 Ivankovic, a Communications stu- dent out of Mississauga, stood on had his best of the 2 his head for Dineley game sea- TAX the Golden Hawks, 3 each son for the Golden Hawks in their Toppings despite a 2-1 loss to Western on Windsor. November 4th. gamelast Saturday against He scored twice, including the The Hawks were outplayed in game-tying goal, with 2.7 seconds left The this contest and Ivankovic made CENTURIAN is Here !! to play. save after save to keep Laurier in Head coach Martindale the If it Ls that Tony was game. true champi- with the of with very happy play Dineley, onships start your goaltender, $ with linemates S;un Simons and the Hawks to be well idong appeal" on Joe Pikula. their way. " 20" The transfer Com 16" fourth-yew ±UtTAX At 6'5, 225 lbs, Ivankovic is Niagara University will be reliedon for Three one of the in Toppings bigger goaltenders tills season. the OUA and he will be ;ui asset big tilings for the Golden Hawks as the sea- son wears on. 9 - open: am 5 am Cord The Weekly Wednesday, November 10, 1999 Entertainment • 17 Habitat event Yummy Ear Candy Carolyn Magwood packages. tion withsome neatstuff, including a Habitat for Humanity is a non- video. Find for have out younself you Looking for an opportunity to enjoy profit organization that helps build nothing to lose. usual homes for below the your Wednesday pub night people poverty the world better and make a place? line. Nick Solowskl Well, your chance is coming Participants are selected accord- The to their Wednesday November 17. WLU ing need, ability to pay back chapter of Habitat for Humanity is a no-interest mortgage, and their The Roots a benefit concert and silent ability to contribute to 500 hours of hosting Come Alive auction at Kingsbridge Crossing, a building their own home. MGVUniversal British-style pub on the corner of The WLU Chapter went to and Jamaica King Bridgeport, in Uptown to participate in a build last When I first heard that The Roots This Waterloo. reading week. year, they are were going to release a live album I Foo Fighters There are better live ablums then The event starts at Bpm, and fea- going to Costa Rica and Texas. So far was extremely excited. They have There Is Nothing Left ToLose this one; Lyle Lovette, Live in Texas, band Those this tures live a local term, they have been to builds in Guys, released four stellar albums and and James Brown Live At the Apollo and Hamilton. group specializing in popular, top- Cobourg, Pickering, tour 250 days a On year. The Foo are back. album #3, both come to mind as far superior forty-type music. The silent auction So, get friends together, and your They have both the material and the Foo Fighters continue to hold albums. be all and will open night, you can swing on down to Kingsbridge the experience to release a quality nothing back, releasing a melodic And as for the title of this one bid on products and services con- Crossing. Not only will be mak- you live album. Many have tried but few fury. alluding to Peter Frampton Comes tributed by K-W businesses, such as ing a difference, but it promises to be have pulled it off. the From Unfortunately the first chords of "Stacked Alive they have done themselves a clothing and accommodation or gift a great evening out. Roots are in the latter group. Actors" to the charming notes of disservice by inviting comparrisons. When producing a live album "M.I A", they hold aseminar in good This album is only for die hard one has to have the of live old fashioned kick hype a collectors. ass rock. All others can stay away The lives concert with the quality of a studio This in vein Spirit CD continues the of and wait for the next one. album. their last effort, "Hie Color and the The Roots have Continued from the Cover keep doing it. everything Shape", only there are improve- Tim Din-kin and while Km its in amped way up sure ments on their clarity resulting a fantastic to while in We had a lot of fiiends, Scottis come JM: I dont think we will make it our experience your more polished product. There is also the concert hall it makes for a out to play with us. It was a wonder- main focus, but we will keep writing in a higher consistency quality from It is still tedious home experience. ful memory and a career highlight. songs. fairly for us. track to track. A Haiku. There is no to turn down the While influences of Peter way It is volume the late, my eyes are still all after D: Do think won't tour as or adjust equalizers D: Do you guys get along you you Frampton (Generator), the because they have it all too loud on sleepy. all this time? much? Smashing Pumpkins (Headwires), This is the CD. space empty, and Radiohead (Aurora) may be JM: We've been less and less Perhaps the most irritating part empty. JM: That's never really too much of touring heard, that catchy, clear and upbeat arer of the Cd is the minute to minute Wings gaud. We're still to because we all have a problem. just trying anyway, just Foo sound is never abandoned. Be an Entertainment and half of between each kids. kids hate it when I leave, hype song. figure out what we want to do when My so Dave Grohl weaves his and lyrics writer. I am not to sit in to decide where it makes it tough. going my living we grow up. Trying occasional controlled screaming Don't ask why. room call and with we doing response want to go. We don't get togeth- expertly into each finely crafted Just do it. so why put it on the album. er a lot outside of the band. Three D: You're pretty popular with the Tariq song. Meetings every lovely crowd those As the liner notes indicate this is members live on Vancouver Island, University though, so The absence of Pat Smear does- Wednesday night. neither a best ofnor a definitive live. and two of live in Vancouver. We kinds of will us gigs keep going. n't seem to have changed the If write, It's all you a good thing because while are looking forward to sitting down in negative group's output any way bad haikus will not the tracks (on are fat there tills to JM: Yeah, this crowd is We record) together during trip decide great. Included is an enhanced CD por again. are some appear where we want to two from could tour for on the missing. be, years years purely "Home Rest." 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Student wh(S\ Where was the woman v She said she would ing's a bitch! "No need to explain yourself," you said she'd come. she'd have come by now. come. Erdedy thought "I understand the need to scream until might say, the When\ ; sat and thought. He was in living room. be and\ hurt." window was full of yellow light your lungs True, understanding might arted waiting one the floor and he still shadow of light across was sitting dishes and dust rampant, if rent money, moldy fade and intersected a as that shadow began to was . by Advil J the behind from different wall's window. There was an\ soaked floors were motivation my g shadow a of th steel shelves that held his audio equipment. The insect\ for instilun wno e popping existence. These justifiable reasons of of the holes on the that the shelves fit kept going in and out one girders the not fetish. It's and had a case. He looking over at it. Once \ addiction, however, are my into. The insectwas dark shiny kept closer to look at but he afraid that\ or twice he started to get up to go over it, was frig'in washers and dryers that really piss me he kill and he was afraid to kill it. He\ if he came closer and saw it closer would it, who'd come because if he tied off! did not use the phone to call the woman promised to she the phone line and if it happened to be the time when maybe was trying to in the up Why the hell are washers and dryers hear the and think him disinterested call him he was afraid she would busy signal if else. of room houses coin and take what she'd him somewhere basements six operated and get angry maybe promised of 200 of She had promised to get him a fifth of a kilogram marijuana, grams is for hydro and water? everyone already paying unusually good marijuana, for $1,250 U.S. He had tried to stop smoking marijuana l do think? Do this knew him. She did not know that he Is our society money hungry, you maybe 70 or 80 times before. 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Are stairs supposed And he asked a favor, never to get him any more, ever. never person agair one of to be that Could dryer be because he was and also kind, and would steep? your once he'dtold them this, proud, n't in thatkind of Also he considercc' put anyone contradictory position. Satan's little helpers? (Make sure that your that other? when it came to and he was afraid himself creepy dope, shirt SEXSEXSEX doesn't come out well. He sat and saying reading would see that he was creepy aboutit as though two win- and waited in an uneven X of light through different the SIXSIXSIX) When's the last time all of soap he the The insect \dows. Once or twice looked at phone. time clothes came off? When's the last your were had disappeared back into the hole in the stee) girder a shelf fit into. the last dry after a fifteen-minute cycle? When's David Foster Wallace time if it to in you wondered was okay pile your from, Infinite Jest reds and whites if the dial read COLD? And when's reeeeal the last time, think hard, you thought the faded black sign should really 5ay,"1.50 TO Art Is Cool WASH, 1.50 TO RINSE, 1.50 TO OPEN THE DRYER, 6.00 TO ACTUALLY DRY MOST OF YOUR CLOTHES, AND PLEASE PUT 1.2 5 IN THE SWEAR JAR, I DON'T ACCEPT THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE! Josh Douglas Why,,, Read Infinite Jest, Read The Broom Of The System, Read Cord Arts, Eat your vegetables. '.- ' ,' - ~ -V* ''' , •• ■ . ' * —-—* *~ — - . :Bl 5 'iPf^BKBMB^SI*Bi '*' Outstanding Teacher Award (i Ryan I Callfor Nominations This award recognizes long-standing excellence in teaching at WLU. Nominations be submitted of the WLU academic (faculty, may by any member community students, alumni, staff). 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