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VOL. XX CLEMSON COLLEGE. S. <' ArRIL 15, 19 25 No.«*S» 3U DECISIVE VICTORY OVER GEORGIA TRilSMMT TRIP _ NEW STAFF ELEGTED TO MUSH TIGER; MARKS SECOND VARSITY TRACK MEET OVER STATE FOR CAPARLE MEN CHOSEN FOR DEPARTMENTS

Tigers Outclass Bulldogs—"Bobby" RAT BASE8AUERS W. W. Bryan To Be Editor-in-Chief "Pink", and Mace Leading Point- TENNIS TEAM RETURNS Valuable Staff of Assistants Will AVinners NUAL INSPECTION Young Tigers Drub Freshmen of Aid Him in Publishing WeeLlj Erskine, P. C, Carolina, and Fur- Paper man. FROM NORTH CAROLINA The track team hung another COMING NEXT WEEK Acting under the advice of the dual meet victory on the belt of English Department and guided by its rather sparse uniform Saturday The Clemson Rat baseball team TENNINS TEAM RETURNS FROM the performances of the men during afternoon, with the Georgia Bull- returned from their four iay trip Officers From Headquarters Will NORTH CAROLINA—TARHEELS their college days, the retiring staff dogs playing the role of victims. with a complete quartet of victories. Visit Clemson For Purpose of De- WINS BOTH MATCHES of the Tiger has chosen a group of Clemson took every scoring track They struck the Erskine Rats at ciding Rating of B. O. T. C. Unit men to guide the destinies of the event except the two-mile, and the Due West first and trounced them For Coming Year. After a very enjoyable trip to Tiger during the coming year. In final score was 66 to 4 6. with a 5 to 4 defeat. The husky the old North State, the Clemson making the selections for the vari- Charlie Robinson, showing his young Tigers were still filled with rackesteers have returned to the ous positions, we were guido.l not real stride better than he did against The first two days of next week a ravaging appetite, however, and Tiger den. Unfortunately they did only by sheer ability but also by the Furman, stepped to the front in will be devoted to the annual in- rambled on to Clinton. Nine as- not bring back any victories, but quality of fellowship and cooperi- both the 100 and 220 yard dashes. spection of the military unit of the piring Presbyterians a-ruggleu vain- they have secured some \ tion that we have found so essential Wallace Roy and Carter Newman, college. Officers from the General ly for nine long innings, but the experience that will enable them to to the successful publishing of a col- as expected, copped the 440 and half Staff will come here to conduct the slashing drives from the Cub oats pick their route thru the state con- lege weekly. The men that have mile. "Red" Cullum beat "Chig- inspection, and from their report drove them back in consternation. ests. been chosen are all hard workers; ger" Sease in the mile, but the two will come Clemson's rating among We wouldn't swear who is right, R. O. T. C. schools for the coming but some score books record a 12 At Wake Forest the boys lost by they come into their positions Vh Tigers came in ahead of both Bull- ly recommended by their professors; year. The inspection will extend IO 3 count while others have it 14 a score of 5 to 1, and Davidson van- dogs and swept thb event. Marks and in their student life they have over a two day period. The first to 4 victory. But even 3 mix up quished them by the same count. of Georgia won the two-mile, but shown the spirit of comradeship day will be devoted to an inspection like that didn't appease the Cub ap Each set played is countc' as one "Yanks" Sease was second. that will make thelt- future tasks of the regular life of the college. petites, so they headed for the point. It is at the request of the Both hurdle races were victories pleasant ones. We, the retring edi- Class work will continue as usual, "chicken yard" in Columbia. Whe- members of the team that we wish for "Cap" Mace, Tiger hurdler, with tors, feel that the new staff is a ver ■ Shattuck of Georgia second in both. and the visitors wil be shown the ther the little Gamecocks just to acknowledge the fine hospitality regular system under which the col- weren't old enough or whether that the Tarheelers have shown our capable one, and we confidently be The relay, most spectacular race of lieve' that they will edit a public - lege operates. The second day of Coach Richard's ball players are players. They were accorded the the day, was not counted in the tion worthy of Tigertown. the inspection will be devoted to the just superior we need not say, but very best of entertainment and wore scoring. Clemson entered two var- W. W. Bryan is the new E'ditor- solution of a tactical problem of the thing we are interested in is received with genuine goodwill. sity teams and the freshman quartet in-Chief. During the past year, modern warfare. Tent pitching and that the Cubs licked the young —Jl. W. C. Georgia copped the race, with one Bryan has been one of the most other features of the military train- Roosters by a 7 to 5 score. The Clemson team second, the rats third, valuable members of the retiring ing will also be shown. dimutive "Windbags" from Furman and the other varsity team last. staff. While only a Junior, he !ias For the past few years Clemson puffed their challenges at the still "Pink" Stars in Field TAIN held down successfully the position has had the honor of being designat- unsatisfied Cubs, so they ambled up Gary Finklea tied with Charlie of Athletic Editor, a position that ed as a Distinguished College by the to see what surprise Billy Laval Robinson and "Cap" Mace for high ordinarily is alloted to a Senior. War Department. Whether or not might have for them. But alter AT DANGE FRIDAY scoring honors by winning both the In his classroom work. "Baldhead" we will be given this rating for the three innings of drubbing fro a the discus throw and the shot put. has always been one of the leaders coming year will depend on the re- Cubs, the Puffers wheezed despair- Dance is Expected to be one of the Both the discus throw and pole of his class. Possessed with the sults of the inspection next week. ingly and gave the game over to Best Yet.—"Jungaleers to Play. vault, in which Cartee and Header- ability to pass his courses without son tied, were clean sweeps for In past years we have obtained the better hands. The final couat was Friday night brings one more the the grinding often necessary. for Clemson. Georgia won both places honor rating through the coopera- 5 to 3. pleasant sounds of Jazz and all per- many students, he will have a gieat in the broad jump and the javelin. tion of the cadet corps with the There is one thing that looks very formers of the fantactic gl?de are amount of time to devote to ihe King, of Clemson, a,nd Kelly, of authorities. The cadets in past encouraging to the eyes of this anxiously awaiting the ooasion. paper that he will publish. He is Georgia, tied for first in the high years have made special efforts to young writer and that is the fact This promises to be one of the best a popular member of the Junio- jump. make a good appearance and as a that there are some guys on the dances that has ever been given at class. and we turn over to him ihe Kelly was the high scorer for result the high rating has been won. Cub squad that can really sock the Clemson and the cadets are urged to rule of the Tiger with rull confi- Georgia, with his tie for first in the If we wish to again secure the dis- old horse-hide pill. This fact was attend. The ladies of the campus dence that he will succeed in i.is high jump and a second in thi jave- tinguished rating for our school, the feature of the Cubs frst en- usually give one dance during the new position. lin throw netting him 7 points. we must realize that we must give counter. The boys secured a total scholastic year, and this year ibe J. B. Caughman is the new Busi- the same amount of effort and time of six hits; one was a four bagger, The Winners U. D. C. and the Winthrop Daugh- ness Manager. "Red" has shown that we have given in the past. one a triple, one a double and three 10* Yards. First, Robinson, Clem- ters have combined to entertain the that he is a hard worker and that sea. 10 2-5 seconds. Second, Bo- EVery man in the cadet corps were singles. To Bill Bethea goes land, Georgia. should be on his toes next week. cadets and their friends. he has the proper ability, havint; the batting laurels. He coll t -.-.ed j been one of the Associate K-.iuors 228 Yards. First, Robinson, Clem- Make a snappy appearance. Show the homer and >a single. Cox, W. The dance hall will be beautifully ■'•». 22 4-5 seconds. Second, Bo- the visiting officers the best side decorated with evergreens and flow- on the 1925 staff. We had him cut la»d, Georgia. H. secured the triple. McDaniel out for an editorial position, but of our school, and let's bring the ers, and will present a most delight- 44 • Yards. First, Roy, Clemson. liked his previous combination of when we found that he had a keen, S2 2-S seconds. Second, Veale, high rating to Clemson again for ful setting for the dance. The hits at Clinton, and Bethea quad- eye for business, we immediately •eorgia. 1926. music will be furnished by "The Half-nrile. First, Newman, Clem- rupled and a singled. The Martin decided that he would be the logical —E. L. S. Jungaleers," the best college orches- •e*. 1 minutes 4 4-5 seconds. Se- lad from the Textile Center robbed man to take charge of -„he . .mines* ee»d, Griffin, Georgia. tra in this part of the country. This Bethea of his laurels though by side of the 1926 Tiger. Mil*. First, Cullum, Clemson. 4 should be enough in itself to en- Cartee and Henderson, Clemson, tied knocking the sphere for a cool four For the position of Associate Bdi- ssinutes 45 2-5 seconds. Second, R. 10 feet and 8 inches. courage every cadet to attend. bases and then throwing in two tors, we have chosen J. B. Cross, H. Sease, Clemson. Discus throw. First, Finklea, The list in Room 126 is gnwing Clemson. 116 feet. Second, Ten- singles for good measure. Cox, W. and D. H. Ross. Although these Two Miles. First, Marks, Georgia. rapidly, and the list of girls presents 1# minutes 37 seconds. Second, E. nant, Clemson. H. and Moore added insults to the two men are new members of the Javelin throw. First, Frye, Geor- a collection that is hard to beat. C. Sease, Clemson. battered ball by slapping it for a staff, we feel confident in their High Hurdles, 120 Yards. First, gia. 148.6 feet. Second, Kelly, couple of singles apiece. Martin and Fair damsels are coining to Tiger- Georgia. ability to fill their positions inas- Mace, Clemson . 17 4-5 seconds. Se- Atkinson comprised the battery for town from all parts of the state, cond, Shattuck, Georgia. Shot Put. First, Finklea, Clem- much as they are very highly re- the Cubs. and with this fact in mind the Low Hurdles, 220 Yards. First, son. 38.1 feet. Second, Hand, commended by their profjssore. Georgia. dance will be considered nothing Mace, Clemson. 27 4-5 seconds. Se- When the Cubs hit Carolina and They are popular members of the cond, Shattuck, Georgia. Mile Relay. (Not counted in but a success. Come by Room 126 it was sure some kit, things rolled Sophomre class and should make a High Jump. First and second, Scoring). First, Georgia (Veale, and pay up as soon as possible, and along evenly until the fourth inning good pair of assistant* to the Editor. King, Clemson, and Kelly, Georgia, Johnson, Kilpatrick, Evitt). 3 min- be sure to go to see your hostess tied. Height. 5.3 feet. utes 3 9 seconds. Second, Clemson and then the Cubs cut loose. It E. W. Carpenter is the new Athle- before and after the dance and Broad Jump. First, Richardson, team (Roy, Turner, Mitchell, John- was a hit and run contest and the tic Editor. Having served a year's Georgia. 21.8 feet. Second, John- son). Third, Clemson freshmen. thank her for her kindness. Cubs were doing both. Twelve men apprenticeship under the rstirlac sen, Georgia. Fourth, Clemson team. -^4. B C. Pol* vault. First and second, W. W. B. (continued on pace 4; (eeaMated om p**e 4) k F APRIL it, mi TWO THS TIGER

must double up. It means that As the title Indicates, the meet Most of the big track team* of work will be slighted. At Clemson JR-SR DANCE TO BE features that most spectacular of the South, both Conference and S. no man has an over-supply of time all track racee, the relay—in as- I. A. A., wil be entered. Entry by €ke %h^tx that he might devote to student sorted distances and classes. Both the University of Havanna, Cma, activities. For this reason a sla KIT BRILLIANT EVENT short distance, long distance, and lends an international aspect to the will cause much trouble. But we medley relays of every conceivable meet. do not believe that there are any Dane to Be Held Immediately After description will be run, and some —W. W. B slackers on the new staff. We have Banquet—Good Music Will be So- individual events will be held. rmbU^Ml INUT by the Corps of cured for the Ocassion—All Cadets of Cl*m«oa Oollefe. selected men who v/e believe will carry out faithfully the various du Juniors and Seniors are Urged to Official orsaa of the CUrnaon Ath- Attend. IsUe Association and tha Olemsoa ties of their positions. The men who will be the leader, Aiasani Assoeiattoa. All the Juniors and Seniors are on the new staff have proven during eagerly awaiting the evening of »rJtecriptio« Rates the past year that they are -i n lifted May the 8th, when the biggest and Nina Months (weekly; SI.SO for their positions. Each lias shown best banquet and dance of the year, glx Month* (weekly %\A% ability in his special line, aid we will be held. The Junior-Senior s Averago Circulation 2590 know that they will work together always good and this year it is Entered as Second Clsusa Matter in the editing and publishing of the hoped that it will be better th ,i at the Poet Office at Clenison Col- Tiger of 1925-1926. W. W. Bryan, ever. J. B. Caughman, E. W. Carpenter, lege. South Carolina. The dance will be held after the and S. M. McKeown, four of the banquet in the big gym. Definite K. L. SMITH __ Editor-in-Chief men who have worked most faith- arrangements for the music fu - !h- J. M. LONGLET Bus. Manager fully during this session, will fih occasion have not yet been made G. W. GIGNIL.LIAT ...... Associate Ed. the positions requiring the greatest but the students in charge of the J. B. CAUGHMAN, Associate Ed. amount of time and requiring tna Have those clothes cleaned and pressed at the dance promise the .overs of jazz W. W. BRYAN Athletic Ed. most exacting work. Their's will be music that will satisfy any longings Tiger Pressing Club. E. W. CARPBNTER.Aseo. Ath. Ed. the greatest amount of responsibili- on the part of any of the lovers W. B. BAILES _ Alumni Ed. ty, and we feel that all fo ir men of the Terpsichorean art. The cards The following cut rates are on: H. F. O'CAIN Alumni Ed. are capable of stepping into their for the dance have been ordered. D. C. AYERS Locals positions and carrying out their All cadets who intend to i -rid Pants pressed iQc T. J. HART Y. M. C. A. Ed. duties with success this dance are urged to put then- P. GRAVES Joko Bd- And now, the retiring staff, must Pants cleaned and pressed 20c names on the list in Room 408 as r. B. LEITZ3EY Asso. Joke Ed. sign off. We have run our race and Suit Pressed 20c the reception committee will start are giving up the ship to new hands. Circulation Department placing the girls the first of next Suit cleaned and pressed 40c May they have all of the gloiry that week. Sophomores will be allowed H. B. FLOWERS ... Circulation Mgr. is the reward of the one who does to attend the dance but will not be S. M. McKEOWN .... Asso. Cir. Mgr. his best and carries on always. We Saturday, March 14 is Dollar Day at Clint Taylor's allowed to carry girls. T. G. JACKSON Asso. Cir. Mgr. wish them luck. May the Tiger It is to be hoped that all the Shoe Shop. continue to grow under their leader- Staff Reporters Juniors and Seniors who dance will ship and may it always be a true H. F. KIZER, H. L. THOMAS. attend this dance and help to make expression of the student body of it a success in every way. Write Clemson. that girl tonight and invite he* up —E. L. S. and place your name on the list in Room 408. WE GIVE UP THE SHIP TIGERS LOSE SLUGSINS I SLOAN B ROS Sometimes one is tempted to be- TRACK TEAM GOES lieve that the whole scheme is GAME TO FURMAN NINE wrong. It seems that the plan un- TO TECH RELAYS FOR NEW SPRING GOODS der which we perform our daily Eighth Inning Rally Not Sufficient To Head Hornets—Heavy Hitting tasks often fails. Just when we Best Teams of Dixie Assembled- Features Light Tan Fun Balloon Slippers, "Tom Wye" are beginning to really have a vision Tigers Formidable as to our work, someone else steps Sport Sweaters, Arrow Soft Shirts and Collars, in and takes the tools from our Fancy line of Mens Hose. With two dual meets tucked safe- hands and carries on the work that Clemson's baseball nine put a gal- ly away, the Tiger track team em- we have come to know as our own. lant fight against odds in the eighth barks this week for their first ven- So it is with us—the retiring Tiger inning of last Saturday's game with ture of the season in a big meet staff. In our year of experience Furman, but the Tiyer rally was not With all the other leading coll go with the college weekly, we have sufficient to head the Furman lead, FOR LADIES - NEW PINEAPPLE HOSE track outfits of Dixie, Coach Reel's only learned the tricks of the game. and the Hurricane won 7 to 3. Four boys will enter the annual Georgia We are just now beginning to rea- pitchers, two for each team, stood Tech Relay Carnival in Atlanta. We want you to see our new up-to-date Full lize the wonderful results that we on the mound during the afternoon. The Relay classic is one of C'IC might accomplish were we- to go on Martin and Smith did the hurling most mportant track tests of tnj Line of Stationery.^Worth a Look when Buying. in our present capacity. for Clemson, while McElveen and year, ranking along with the South- We know that we have made Minnick flung them for Furman. ern Conference meet as leading it- 34th Year at Clemson many mistakes in our work. We The chief trouble with the Fur- tractions of the season. know that we have not hart the ti;j° man team, from the Clemson view- Coach Reed has been pointing his nor talent to give to the paper that point, was as follows: first, that it charges for these big affairs, with would have made it a betur and hit the ball too hard and too fre- the idea that victories there wlifax Not* Books Pillow Covers ing every day. ■vereharp Poneils Cameras dence be justified in the pages of single. Jones' infield out advanced Fountain Pens the Tiger of The coming year. the runners a base, and both of THE COMMUNITY STORE, Inc. Photographic Supplies We will show a lull line of Stationery Morris Candies There is one thought that we them scored a few minutes later. Spring Clothes, Messrs. Schloss Bros, would like to leave with the new The rally ended here, however. of Baltimore, March 2nd and 8rd. RABK) SETS AND SUPPLIES staff. If they are to succeed, if Tilghman was the heavy hitter of Every Cadet invited to look over the they are to publish a successful pa- the day. In four trips to the plate samples. Close prices will be made. per, there is one factor that they he drove a single, a double, and a must keep paramount always. This ® as College Sea! Stationery clout to the right field bleachers with NAME and ADDRESS is cooperation. Without cooperation which Umpire Stegeman ruled a 200 Sheets. $j.OO nothing will be a success. And this . 100 Envelopes. ft p^Ttpaid home run. although the throw held Y6W nnmo tind r.dd.-aastn thrae Ila«a with L. CLEVELAND MARTIN DRUG STORE *-—; 1 or without t,ollts« Seal or craat of tijr National Social I-rat«nviT printad in dc«]i dienift.d bifiok iai is particularly true of a college or- Tilghman at third. on 200 ahoata, 0x7 m., Lsavy aid finiali 04.1b.Bond and 100 aorolopea to mntoti with MMomittad. V/riia o'dcx oarafully ganization. When one IUHU neglects Box score on page 4. ar.daoni with »1J» bill or * 1.10 if wast of DonTOr. COt-tEGSflTS STflTfONERV CO. his task, it means that anothers —W. W. B. 304 S. Dearborn St. Chlcaao. Illinois \ APRIL 15, 1926 THE TIGER THREE

posed of men who play puraly for Lois S.: "You remember about Old Colored Mammy. "I wants a GOOD PROGRAM AT CONCERT ORCHESTRA enjoyment of good music. They are telling me that you hunted tigers ticket for Florence." all able musicians, and it is with the in South Africa? Well I read that Ticket Agent (after ten minutes VISITS SPARTANBURG help of members of the Olemson there are no tigers there." weary thumbing over R. R| Guides): DAIRY CLUB MEET orchestra that they are striving to De Witt: "Quite right, quite "Where in the devil is Florence?" Clemson Concert Orchestra Members hold a concert in the near -future. right, my dear; I killed them all." Old Colored Mammy: "Setting Go To Spartanburg. The Clemson orchestra was organ- —Ex over dar on that bench." A very interesting program was ized largely as a means of bringing —Ex. carried out at the meeting of the Six members of Clemson's Concert good music before the cadets. The "What is an Opportunist?" •Dairy Club held last Thursday even- Orchestra journeyed across country appreciation of good music is part "One who meets the wolf at the "Naw, I'm not superstitious," said ing. L. G. McCraw read a paper, to Spartanburg last week end. The of a man's education and it is with door and appears the next day in the father of a large family. "I "Dairying in the South" which prov- men taking the trip were Mr. Free- this fact in mind that the orchestra a fur coat." don't think nothin of sleepin' thir- ed to be rather enlightening to the man who is a faculty member, G. S. works. —Michigan Gargoyle. teen in a bed." prospective Southern dairymen. R. Hutchins, H. E. Gaffney, O. F. Za- The orchestra is endebted to G. D. Steer gave us some notes of the gora, and H. L. Carter. S. Hutchins and Mr. Freeman for Ignorance—until they kiss. day in a paper on the present feed- The trip was aken primarily to the opportunity of going to Spartan- Tea Person—And do you like Rastus: "Boy, Ise an exporter ing problem. Mr. Steer explained practice with the Spartanburg Con- burg, and also for .the wholesome Ridgeways? now." the cause of the high price of feeds cert Orchestra . The Spartanburg and enjoyable entertainment that She Person—Well rather, but I Sambo: "Exporter? How's that?" and pointed out ways by which the Orchestra. The Spartanburg or- was afforded them over the week prefer river roads. Rastus: "Well, the Pullman com- livestock man may protect himself. chestra is a civic organization com end. —Puppet pany jes fired me." F. C. McLeer desires a new milking machine that is now on trial at vari- ous experiment stations over the country. All then joined in a "free for all" discussion of these problems and many solutions were reached. The test of which will be mado when we all go out into the world as dairymen; then, we can all make decisions as to the value of our con- clusions. After the regular program was concluded, plans for a social were discussed. It was also decided that there would be some sort of emblem adopted by the club. Investigation of this phase have begun and the emblems will probably be ordered at the next meeting. Refreshments were then served and the meeting was adjourned. The next meeting is to be held Thurs- day April 23. All you dairymen be there as this promises to be the best meeting yet held. —J. R. P.

MASONS ENJOY THE PLATS THE THING" ANNUAL BANQUET J/OHN BARRYMORE himself would example, is not always in itself Banquet Held in The College Mess Hall—Bryan, McSween And "get the hook" if he did not a-great engineering feat. The Daniel Speek—Banquet Greatly Enjoyed know his cues, or read his lines feat consists in having it ready as called for by the action of at a time, a price, and with The local branch of the Masons, held a delightful banquet in the the play, such features as the prevailing college mess hall last Tuesday economic situation calls for. evening. The members of the Engineers get cues, too— campus and the cadets who are from the industrial drama of members all attended. Most of In this sense engineers— those attending were accompanied which they are a part. Like ac- and particularly Westinghouse either by their wives or ladies of the campus. tors, their performance must fit engineers—must be "practicing The banquet was an enjoyable the action of an economic play. affair and was greatly appreciat- economists". They must follow ed by all those who were present. closely the "action of the play" Capt. Harcombe is well known for Thus the reason that the the banquets that he prepares and journals, the societies, the —analyzing fundamental con- this one was certainly up to the standard. The mess hall was schools, colleges, teachers, and ditions in every field, and tastefully decorated with flowers calculating their causes and and ferns. The tables were all well-known public men are arranged in the north end of the urging engineers to study eco- probable effects. hall. The leading speakers of the oc- nomics— to learn the nature All this, so that when a cue is casion were Mr. George T. Bryan of Greenville, Rev. John McSween, and effect of economic laws. spoken in factory or home, on pastor of the Fort Hill Presby- terian Church, and Dr. D. W. To build the largest genera- farm or railroad, on the sea or Daniel, director of the Academic tor or the smallest meter, for in the air, they may be ready. Department of the College. These speakers are all well-known in this section of the state and tkeir This advertisement is eighth in a vocational series, outlining the fields for engineering achievement in the Westinghouse organization. speeches were greatly enjoyed by A copy of the entire series will be sent to anyone requesting it. all those attending. Music for the occasion was fur- nished by the Clemson, College Concert Orchestra. —G. W. G.

Capt. Higgins is having an awful time trying to teach "Fatty" Flem- •, iag to tie a name string.

The inside of the barn should be whitewashed or painted ertry 7«ar. ACHIEVEMENT 8 OPPORTUNITY FOUR Til T16BI APRIL 15. 1925

W. McElveen. Stolen bases, C. has been chosen. Baker is one of TRIUHPHANT TRIP OVER METHODIST CHURCH Jones, Milling. Two base hits, Tilgh- the leaders of the Sophomore class. STATE BY RATS man, Minnick, Murr. Three base hit, He has a very high classroom re- (continued from page 1) McGee. Home run, by Martin 1, by faced the Biddie pitcher for a total BOX SCORES Smith 6. Base hits, off Martin 3 in cord. We believe that he will fit OPENED SUNDAY 1 1-3 innings, off Smith 8 in 7 2-3 in perfectly with the duties of this of six runs and lour hits. Bethea again led the field by securing two Sunday morning was indeed an innings. -Double play, Melton to new position. WOFFORD VS. CLEMSON Murr to Melton. Umpire, Stegeman hits in one inning. Harmon who E'aster day in every sense of the First Game H. L. Baldwin is the new Y M. University of Chicago. had pitched steadily until ibis frame word. Just as the name orginally Wofford AB R H PO A E C. A. Editor. Baldwin has taken an Exum, 2b 2 10 3 5 0 was yanked for Cox when ihe Cubs named the rising of one who has MICHIGAN VS. CLEMSON active part in all of the activities Pettigru, r. f 2 0 0 0 10 took the field again. Godshall for meant so much to the world, so Michigan AB R H PO A E of the "Y" since his entrance into Roberts, cf 4 12 0 0 0 Giles, 2b 3 2 15 6 0 the Biddies was pulled out also. on last Sunday, Easter saw the rais- Folk, lb 4 1 0 13 0 1 Clemson. He is a member of the Bachman, cf 3 1110 0 The pretty points of the game were ing higher of the banners of Metho- Orvin, ss ..: 4 110 11 Haggarty, 3b .... 5 112 2 0 "Y" Cabinet and his connection in McDow, c 4 0 0 8 2 0 the exhibitions that Rusty Cox and dism at Clemson. The occasion to Ryhrholm, lb 4 1 1 11 3 0 that capacity will give him a cnance Stewart, If 4 0 10 0 0 Dillman, ss 2 0 0 2 10 Larnar, of Carolina, gave in the which we refer was the official dedi- to keep track of all of the w ■ -"Kings Forbes, 3b 2 0 0 10 0 Coleman, If 4 0 110 0 field. cation and opening service of the Wolfe, p 3 0 0 0 6 0 of the Y. M. C. A. He should be a Steger, rf 3 0 0 110 Hard 'playing in the pinches and beautiful new Methodist church, Baber, c 3 0 13 2 0 capable editor of "Y" naws. Totals 29 4 4 25 15 2 a kind favor of the goddoss Chance which for some time has been the Benson, p 4 0 1110 For the leadership of '"i:it de- Clemson AB R H PO A E enabled the Cuos to humble the • dream of those faithful men who partment of our paper wh'ch seems Herron, 2b 4 0 12 4 0 Totals 33 5 7 27 14 0 young "hurricane" m spite of the have steadily worked for so great Melton, 3 b 5 0 2 12 0 to be most popular with our readers ( Unison AB R H PO A E fact that the Furman boys got seven an accomplishment. Harmon, p &cf ... 4 1 0 0 1 0 Herron, 2b 4 0 15 4 0 in certain female institutions of Martin, If & p 4 12 0 4 0 hits to the Cubs four. Byrnes for The church cost in round num- Melton, 3"b 0 0 0 0 0 1 higher learning, Fred Lietzsey gets Murr, lb 3 0 0 14 0 0 Salley, 3 b 3 0 113 1 the Hornets securea four safeties bers about $75,000. It stands as a the call. During the reign of the Price, ss 3 12 3 2 0 Harmon, p 4 0 10 6 0 out of four tries, and Rusty Cox pull- glorious monument to the principles Jones, cf & If 3 2 10 0 1 Murr, lb 3 0 1 15 2 0 retiring staff, Fred has been i very ed the unusual and sensational stunt of, and the efforts for the service Salley, rf 2 0 0 110 Price, ss 4 0 115 2 valuable assistant to the joke edi >r. Milling, rf 1 0 0 0 0 0 Jones, rf 3 0 0 10 0 of a double play unassisted. This that is to be the community. The Possessed with an unusual a.-.iount McGill, c 2 0 16 10 Milling, If 3 0 0 10 0 play in connection with another en- men who compose the building com- xChappell 10 0 0 0 0 of originality, he should carry on McGill, c 3 0 0 10 0 abled the Cubs to hold the hard hit- mission are Dr. J. C. Roper, Dr. J. McCraw, cf 10 0 3 0 0 his good work of making the joke ting Furmanites in check. The en- W. Kilgo and M. W. Rodley of Totals 32 5 9 27 15 1 Bethea, cf 10 0 0 0 0 columns of the Tiger the best in xBatted for Murr in 9th. xKeel 10 0 0 0 0 tire scoring of the young Tigers the Upper South Carolina Confer- the South. To assist Fred ia his Wofford 400 000 000—4 xxChappell 10 10 0 0 came in the first three innings. ence. Major S. M. Martin is treas- Clemson 000 002 012—5 work, 'Jake" Cromer and "Shine" Cox, Hane and McDaniel pitched to urer and Rev. John D. Holler, secre Summary. Sacrifice hits, Pettigru, Totals 30 0 6 27 21 4 Milling have been elected. These Price, Milling. Stolen bases, Har- Atkinson. Touchberry and Alexan- tary of the commission. xBatted for Jones in 9th. two men are prime jokers, always mon, Salley. Two base hits, Roberts, der composed Furman's i>atnry. On Saturday evening prior to the xxBatted for Milling in 9th. having some new catch to pu:i on Price. Three base hits, Martin. —E. W. .C formal dedicatory ceremonies, a Bases on ball, off Wolfe 7, off Har- Score by innings: someone. Fred should ja ably as- Michigan ' 400 000 100—5 general social gathering was enter- mon 1, off Martin 3. Struck out, sisted in his department by these by Wolfe 8, by Martin 6. Base hits Clemson 000 000 000—0 two men. DESRIBED tained in the social hall of the Summary. Sacrifice hits, Giles, off Harmon 2 in 1-3 inning, off Mar- He was wandering around aim- church. The after-dinner program tin 2 in 8 2-3 innings. Double plays Dillman. Stolen base, Giles. Two S. M. McKeown will have charge was as follows. Exum to Folk, Martin to Price to base hits, Chappell, Murr. Bases on of the Circulation Department. lessly in a department store when balls, off Benson 4, off Harmon 4. Invocation—Dr. Mills. Murr. Wild pitches, Wolfe 2. Pass- "Mac" has worked hard during the the floorwalker appoached him. ed balls, McGill, McDow. Umpire, Struck out, by Benson 3 Double Dr. D. W. Daniel presided as play, Salley to Herron to Murr. past year learning the duties of this "Looking for something?" he Ruth, N. C. State. asked. toastmaster and nitroduced: Wild pitch, Harmon. Hit batsman, position, and he shoved be qualified Second Game by Harmon (Baker). Umpire, Ruth ' Major S. M. Martin—Five minute to carry out his work with a high "Yes, my wife," replied the man. Wofford AB R H PO A E N. C. State. talk on the Old Clemson Methodist Exum, 2b 4 0 15 2 0 degree of efficiency. G. H. Broiie "Would you mind describing her. Pettigru, rf 4 1110 0 please:" Church. NEW STAFF ELECTED and R. H. Garrison have been se- Folk, lb 4 0 17 0 0 lected to work with MeKeowr. in "Well, she's a sort of limousine, Dr. J. C. Roper—The Work of the Orvin, ss 4 0 0 0 4 1 TO PUBLISH TIGER Clemson Commission. McDow, c 3 0 0 8 0 0 this department, and they will co- with heavy tread, and usually runs Rev. C. C. Derrick—South Caro- Smith, If 3 0 0 0 0 0 (continued from page 1) operate with him in distributing the in low." Wolfe, If 10 0 0 0 0 lina Conference and the New Metho- Athletic Editor, Ernest should be paper each week. Wife (finding husband drunk): Forbes, 3b 3 0 0 0 0 1 "John, this is the last straw." dist Church. Hable, 3b 10 0 0 0 0 particularly fitted to successfully For reporters four men were se- Music by the orchestra Thackston, p 4 0 0 0 2 0 discharge the duties envolving upon lected who give much promise of Hubby: "Thass awright, m' dear, Cadets W. W. Bryan, L. R. Book- the athletic scribe of the paper. being capable assistants to the Edi- I never use 'em. Jesh give me the Totals 36 2 4 24 8 2 er, and J. M. Longley responded to Ernest is a prince of a fellow, and tor in covering all of the news of bottle." toasts on various phases of the Clomson AB R H PO A E the college. The men selected have Herron, 2b 4 0 0 2 4 1 is one of the best /iked men in —Ex. church and various associations. Melton, 3b 4 0 10 12 school. We predict a prosperous all been highly recommended by the professors of the English De- F. C. Anderson—On Finances Harmon, cf 3 0 1 1*0 0 year for the athletic columns of the Two men were becoming abusive Martin, If 3 10 0 0 0 partment. The men chosen f.»r re- L. D. L. D. Gillespie—The church Tiger under his guidance. in the course of a political quarrel. Murr, lb 3 0 1 13 0 0 porters are: J. Kershaw, G. E. Metz, in the Sunday Schools Price, ss 3 110 5 1 In casting around ror men to as- "I think," cried one of them, In the absence of Bishop Warren R. H. Mitchell, and F. L. Sandel! Jones, rf 4 0 0 0 0 0 sist Carpenter in his duties as Ath- "that there is just one thing that A. Candler, Rev. J. C. Roper pro- Keel, c 2 1 1 11 0 0 Each of the four men stands high in letic Editor, we found that the con- keeps you from being a barefaced Smith, p 4 11 0 3 1 bis class, and we believe that they nounced the benediction. census of opinion was that the two liar." On the following morning at ele- will carry on in the positions assign- Totals 30 4 6 27 13 5 best men in the student body for the "What is that?" asked the other. ven o'clock the first service in the ed them. By innings: positions of Associate Athletic Edi "Your whiskers," was the reply. beautiful new structure took place. Wofford 000 0 00 020—2 tors are W. C. Brown and J. K. The above named men have been —Ex. It took place in the customary order Clemson 010 300 300—4 Avent. These two men have splen- chosen with care. We present them of services. Summary. Sacrifice hits, Murr, did classroom records; they are to you for your approval. It is our Price. Stolen base, Folk. Two base Not She. Ah, No! Mrs. C. O. Sligh sang a solo. The loyal supporters of the athletic earnest desire that your approval will hits, Folk, Price. Three base hits, Husband. "Did my wife speak at Resurrection. Roberts, Melton. Bases on balls, off teams; and they have shown in vari- be as great as that of the retiring the meeting yesterday?' The sermon was preached by Thackson 3, off Smith 1. Struck out, ous ways their ability to express members of the Tiger staff. These Friend: "I don't know your wife, Bishop Candler. by Thackson 7, by Smith 11. Hit by their thoughts on paper. We are men will do their best to publish a pitcher, by Pettigru (Keel), by but there was a tall, thin lady who The evening services took place sure that they will prove them- paper worthy of Clemson. We glad- Smith (Pettigru, Exum). Umpire, rose and said she had nothing to at half past seven, being presided Ruth, N. C. State. selves to be invaluable fixtures to ly turn over the reins of office to say." over by Dr. Roper. CLEMSON VS. FURMAN the Tiger staff before many week3 them. We have done oar best. And Hub: "That wasn't my wife." —J. M. L. Furman AB R H PO A E have passed. now, we give up the ship. Thomas, ss 5 0 0 3 11 To take the place of a Locals Edi- McGee, 3b 5 2 2 2 2 1 "They won't make a bricklayer CUTE tor, we have recommended that a "When I am sick I go to a doctor. Bovlston, c 4 12 4 11 out of me," said the hen as sha Hipp, lb 4 1 1 12 2 0 new office be created, namely, a Doctors have to live. And then, shoved the porclean egg out of her (The girl's version.) Galloway, 2b 4 12 0 4 0 Social Editor. Under a plan recent- after getting the prescription, I go nest. It is a word the girls apply H. McElveen, cf 3 0 0 2 0 0 ly envolved, the Social Editor will directly to a druggist. .Druggists Tilghman, rf 4 2 3 10 0 To everything they see. have charge of all social news of the must live. Arriving home, I im- —Ex. Shull, If 2 0 0 2 0 0 Young lady in distress): "My To them all things where e'er they W. McElveen, p 1 0 0 1 2 0 entire community. He will report mediately throw the medicine in the go Minnick, p 2 0 10 2 0 the dances, will write all prelimi- fire." • car's stalled; have you a spar* plug?" Are cute as cute can be. nary articles regarding such affairs, "Why do you do that?" Totals 34 7 11 27 14 3 Farmer: "Sorry, lady; I don't and will devote his time to report!:.? "I also must live." Though handsome, ugly, bold or Clemson AB R H PO A E all occasions of a social natu.3 that chaw but I got an old cigar I k«a shy, Herron, 2b 3 0 0 0 2 0 give you. W. E. Jones, 2b 1 0 0 0 1 0 happens at Clemson. For this im- Bathing Seag Or talkative or mute; Melton, 3b 3 0 113 0 portant position, we have chose"1. J —Puppat The belles were wringng. The girls combine these in one Salley, 3b 1110 10 A. Warren. Joe is a member of the The belles were wringng, word, Harmon, cf 4 0 12 0 1 glee club; he attends all of the FAMOUS YARDS Murr, lb 4 0 2 12 3 0 The belles were wringne, And simply call it cute. dances; and he is popular with all Price, ss 4 0 0 2 0 0 Wet. C. Jones, rf 4 0 0 10 1 of the campus people. He should Grave When in a crowd you'll hear tha Milling, If 4 0 10 0 0 Bone prove a valuable man in this posi- "Well, said the parrot, after list- girls McGill, c 2 0 0 12 0 tion. Scotland Keel, c 1 0* 0 0 0 0 ening to the lecturer on evolution, In solemn praise declare, Co ur t Martin, p 0 0 0 10 0 During the past year, we desig- "at any rate no one can make a "Oh hasn't Tom the cute3t eyes, Smith, p 3 11110 nated one of the staff reporters a« monkey out of me." Your own back xRpfhea 0 10 0 0 0 And John the cutest hair." club and society reporter. His duty —Goblin. -stick xxMcOraw 10 0 0 0 0 was to supervise the work of the Thirty-six inchea And if by chance some of these Corresponding Secretaries of 'he Totals 35 3 7 27 13 2 Mary Agin, B'Gosh! Those gained by Red Grange. girls, xBatted for McGill in 8th. societies and clubs, and to report When Gabriel blows his flute; xxBatted for Smith In 9th. various events of the college life i.; Mary had a little Sheik, Keep the outside of the bara St. Peter should let by his gate, By innings: addition. As a result, we have Just five feet in his shoes, well painted, as paint presarraa Furman 121 020 001—7 They'd say, "Oh, 'ain't' he cute." created the position of Club News But he came regular, twice a week, the wood and irnpravag tka ap- Clemson 000 000 030—3 pearance. —H. S. Gault Summary. Sacrifice hits, Skull, Editor. For this place J. H. P.K.T And brought along the booze. fi,$be?«uet.bak w

APRIL 15, 1926 THE TIGEE nvE

gation took two of the four singles * matches and both doubles matches. REV. MSVVEEN TO APRIL MEETING OF The sensational work of Elliott and ^flUMOK *. Wilson of the invadens and the good playing of Stoney for the Tigers MOVE TO ANDERSON I. R. G. HELD MONDAY £w wtst em V£S3fo stood out. In the singles Elliott of Carolina Wr-J OTHE&WB£ V*W Resignation to take Affect June 1st. SkT defeated Sanftleben of Clemson 6-2, Students Urged to Attend Meeting —Cadets Regret Very Deeply His s$®Ata 6-4; Wilson of Carolina won over —Plans Discussed for Next Meet- ^Ov*- yft^S^xZ Loss. Goodale of Clemson 6-3, 6-4; Stoney Jack—"Why, hello there Helen.' of Clemson took his match in good Capt. Braden: "Mr. Babb, how do Helen—"Jack, it's so windy I style, winning over Gaston of Caro- you end a verbial order?" It is with deepest regret that we didn't think you would recognize lina 6-1, 6-2. Coleman of Carolina The April meeting of the Inter- Jack Babb: "With your signature, have learned that Rev. John Mc me." lost to Thrower of Clemson 6-2, 1-6, national Relation Club was held in sir." Sween has definitely decided to Prof. Holme's classroom Monday Jack—"Ah, that's why I recogniz- 1-6. leave Clemson, where he has be » The doubles matches were hard evening. The delegates who attend- ed you." the pastor of the Fort Hill Presby- The only difference between a fought throughout. Elliott and ed the Southern conference in Spar- The Beatitudes terian Church for the pail two RAT and a SENIOR is, the RAT Wilson, defeated Thrower and San- taburg gave the report on that meet- Blessed be She who flattereth the years. knows he is going to get his dip i-i fleben 7-5, 8-6 in the most thrilling ing. Party, and raveth not of Parties at Mr. McSween's resignation will June but the SENIOR is not so sure. match of the meet. After losing The meeting was not attended by other Colleges, for she shall receive take effect on June 1st. After that '■ the first set 0-6, Coleman and Gas- its full share of members. K is Capt. May tries to imitate Joshua more Bids. date Mr. McSween has accep'ed a ton came back and won the match urged that every member mar>;e an He marched the Senior Bolsheviks Blessed be She who giveth not too call to the Central Pres ivicrian by winning over Stoney and Good- effort to be present at every meet- around the Dairy Buliding seven much Time to the Stags, for she will Church of Anderson, S. C. find favor in the eyes of those who ale 6-4, 6-4 in the last two sets. ing of the club. This club is one i'imes but unlike the walls of Jeri- During the past two years at invited her. The Carolina netmen were most that will greatly aid the students cho the Dairy Building refused to Clemson, both Mr. and Mrs. Mc- enjoyable guests during their brief in connection with world problems Blessed be He who draggeth his Sween have won their way into the fall. stay in Tigertown, and we wish to and will prove of interest to a.' roommate's sister, for his is the Last hearts of all the residents o£ the Full Measure of Devoton. take this means of wishing them all those who are interested in em nt Mother: James, go into the bank community and the hearts of all the Blessed be He who thirsteth for possible success throughout the sea- affairs. and tell them to give you a check cadets. It is with a feeling of gen- righteousness sake, for his is the son in all matches except those a- Prof. Holmes made a few remarks book for a lady that folds in the uine sadness and regret that we bid kingdom of Volstead. gainst the Purple and Gold repre- on the subject of international law middle. "Parson Mac." goodbye. He has and the World Court. After these Blessed be They who never be- sentatives. ever been a true friend to all the come Tired, for the have solved the —J. ' C. remarks, it was decided that the "Well, I like your cheek," said cadets and there never has beeii a Problem of Perpetual Motion. club would discuss the subject of the flapper as the Sheik put his time when he has not had the best Blessed be the Life of the Party, taxation in South Carolina at its face against hers. interest of the cadets in his mind. next meeting. for he relieveth the Others of Much STATE ORATORS TO Clemson suffers an irreparab : Responsibility, and giveth them Soph:—Why don't you put your loss when Rev. Mr. McSween leaves. And the Guy Got Awaay Time to sit in Secluded Corners. MEET INGREENWOOD It is greatly to be regretted that he There was a gay woman in school feet where they belong? Blessed be He who draweth a Rat—If I did you wouldn't be is leaving, but is seems that he Who fractured the 10 o'clock rule. Girl blind for he shall have need of Annual Intercollegiate Contest to be feels that he can do more service When asked by the Dean able to sit down for a month. the Blessing. Held in Greenwood Friday—J .C. in Anderson than in Clemson. The 'Now where have you been?" —Royal Gaboon Early to bed Bagwell To Repreesnt Clemson. most of the students are of a dif- She answered, "I'm nobody's fool!" Early to rise, ferent opinion however. But, ia "When the humorist's brain's at Lets your girl go out spite of the fact that we hate " The orators from the various col- half mast, With other guys. EMITIFW. WEDD1N see him go, we join together r.o leges of the State wil meet in Green- wish him every success in he work And each new equip's wuss'n the wood Friday night to contest for tho last, that he is to take up and extend Fleming—You're jes' like an air- oratorical supremacy of the State. LAST WEDNESDAY to him a hearty welcome to return This wise old egg will plane. The contest is arranged by the Put his dogs on the sill, to Clemson at every possible op- Hane—Hows that? South Carolina Intercollegiate Asso- And bat out some bum Limericko One of the most brilliant social portunity. Fleming—No good on earth. ciation, the member colleges of fast. events of the season was held last which are Clemson, Newberry, Fur- Wednesday April 1, when Miss "Tell me truly, does the baby man, Erskine, Carolina, Citadel, i Ophelia Lips and Mr. Paulin Graves take after his father?" asked Mrs. Wofford, P. C, and College of performed their nuptials. The wed- Jones. Charleston. The contest will be ding was soleminized at four o'clock "Yes, indeed. Why when we took held in the auditorium of Lander on the fifth floor of the old baracks the (darling's bottle away he trtel to College at 7:30 P. M. The Reverend J. A. Wray officiated creep down the cellar stairs." The Greenwood Chamber of Com- The decorations for the occassion Oregan Orange Owl merce is sponsoring the contest and were furnished by Captain Oberg of "Dickie" Jennings:—"This cold will have charge of the tickets, tho the local Anaesthetics department. air chills me to the bone." program, the care of the speakers, A great throng of Cadets witness-d Sutherland.—"Put on your hat." and the entertainment of the judges the ceremony and were highly plaM while they are in Greenwood. Lan- ed with the manner in which the "Reggie" Dicks—"Why do they der College is furnishing the audi- call those things dressing gowns? ceremony was carried out. Th. torium, the ushers, and the music blushing young bride was dressed You can't dress in one of them. for the program. We know of no Hall:—"Well, you don't take a according to the latest dictates of better background for the rendition bath in a bathrobe ,do you? fashion. The short dresses of the of a man's best efforts. The fact bride and the bell-bo-ctomed trousers Still in Service after 250 Years that Lander College is so willing to "A man would be crazy to go t) of the groom caused much comment give its support to the contest is one A HUNDRED years before Napoleon was a place like that," said the guide as The groom was attired in a beautir'u; of the main reasons why the Exe- he pointed to the insane asylum. olive drab uniform made especially cutive Committeemen always decide born, before his wars scourged Europe, be- for the occassion by William C. Row- in Greenwood as the logical place fore the French Revolution raged, this Cast Iron -?1 land and Co. The ceremony went Hubby—"I see that Stoneham, for the holding of the contest. Pipe was laid, in the reign of Louis XIV, to off without a hitch, except when the J. C. Bagwell, who will represent who died the other day, Left his best man, Mr. Clarence Asbill, had supply water to the fountains of Versailles. wife a million. How would you Clemson, has spent much time on to take up slack in his galluses. his speech. He has splendid sub- like to be his widow?" Immediately afterward, the charm- A report from the Director of the Water Serv- Wifey: "Now, you know I womld ject matter in his manuscript, and ing groom lost the Woolworth dia- with the perfection of delivery that ice says: "From their actual state of preserva- rather be yours, dear." mond which caused much disgust. he has obtained under the coaching tion, which is excellent, excepting the assembly The military department was unable o fthe various members of the Eng- iron bolts, these conduits seem to be able to fur- to attend the ceremony but sent lish Department, he should be one Whoa, Nellie—Git Yer Foot Over nish service for a very considerable time longer," their best presents to the happy of the ones who will come under Pat: Hello Mike, I ain't seen ye couple. The groom, Mr. Graves, the wire a winner. Possessed with The high resistance of this Cast Iron Pipe to fer a long while. Are you married? with the best man received these a natively strong voice and gifted Mike: Yes, I'm married. presents in a glorious manner. Im- with the ability to express himself corrosion may be judged from the clearness of "That's good." mediately afterward, the happy clearly, John should make a very the fine "parting line" produced by the old "Not so good, my wife had 10 couple retired for a stroll on the good showing at Greenwood. We horizontal method of casting. children." "Bull Ring" wish him success in his initial effort "That's bad" —F. B. L. toward the State title. THE CAST IRON PIPE PUBLICITY BUREAU, Peoples Gas Bldg., Chicago "Not so bad, my wife had money." —E. L. S. "That's good." CLEMSON TENNINS TEAM LOSE "Not so good, she wouldn't let me TO GARNET AND BLACK spend t." REPRESENTATIVE Sixteen: Do you really love "That's bad" me?" "Not so bad, she had a big house. Carolina Netmen win Four of six Twenty: "Well, I've tried as (*i'&i!$JL JLlWfi^ 1* MM, M*M "That's good." Matches,—Some Good Tennis By hard as I could. "Not so good, it burned down Both Teams. last night." 'I don't see how a man can put Our new booklet, "Plan- 'Send for booklet, "Cast The Carolina Tennis team won a a nasty old pipe in his mouth," ex- ning a Waterworks Sys- Iron Pipe for Industrie? "That's bad" tem," which covers the Service "showingintcrest- "Not so bad, it was heavily in- decisive victory over the Clemson claimed the sweet young thing—and problem of water for the ing installations to meet sured. ;.: • netmen in a hard fought contest then she stooped over and kissed her small town, will be sent special problems on request "That's good." last Monday. The Gamecock aggre- bull dog. SIX THE TIGER APRIL 15, 1925 WOLVERINES TAKE CALHOUN SOCIETY POSTAL RATE SECOND BALL GAME ELECTS OFFICERS Insurance Fees Value $0.01 to $5.00 5c Michigan Nine Downs Tigers 7 tol Value $5.01 to $25.00 Se « Mm Chosen to Assist Bagwell -n in Tuesday's Interscctional Game Value $25.01 to $50.00 10c Leading Caihoun During Coining Value $50.01 to $100.00 25c Term—Capable Men Elected Michigan took ehe second game Registry Fees of the series from the Tigers Tues- Value $0.01 to $50.00 15* day afternoon, 7 to 1. A hefty The Caihoun Literary Society Value $50.01 to $100.00 20c right-hander with an unprounceable held its regular meeting last Fri- Foreign Rate 100 name, Jablonowski, had a fast one day evening. This was the time C. O. D. Fees which was too much for Clenn n, for the election of officers, so the Amount $0.01 to $10.00 12c keeping the hits widely dispersed. program was postponed until the Amount $10.01 to $50.00 15c Three Tiger hurlera attempted to next meeting. The president had Amount $50.01 to $100.00 25c stop the onslaught of the Wolver- already been elected at an earlier Parcel Post Special Delivery Fees • ines ,and only Martin, who pitched meeting, and at the same time the Weight not over 21bs 10c the last three innings was sue.:*..-!- vice persident was elected. J. C. Weight over 21bs & not over lOlbs. WITH THIS ISSUE the present staff of The Tiger passes ful. Chappel, who started, could Bagwell wil enter upon the duties 15 into the realm of history, and next week the new staff will take not control his offerings, and "Lef- of president for the fourth t >)-m, Weight over lOlbs & not over 701bs. \ * charge. As a consequence, the conductor of this column goes ty" Smith took his place. While H. S. Tate will assist him in 20c to another department of the paper, and THE BALDHEAD Poor fielding allowed one run to his work as vice president. The Other mail than Parcel Post 10c Michigan in the second. Then in first officer to be elected for this Third Class Rates i' ROW, at least as a regular department, goes into the class of the sixth, after two were down, t'l IV term was a man to fill the place of 1 or 2 oz 1 l-2c has-beens. jumped on the left-handed offering recording secretary. L. L. Trent 3 or 4 oz 3c ***** of Smith and got seven hits in suc- was the man for this position. Then 5 or 6 oz 4 l-2c WE HOPE that in some small measure we have realized our cession, giving them six more runs the vacancy left by the retiring eoi- 6 or S oz 6c * The Jungaleers made their jne responding secretary was filled by Newspaper Rates aim of giving the news of Clemson athletics, and supporting 1 with all our might the Tiger teams. If those interested in Clem- counter in the seventh, when Sa '. a the election of S. F. Wells. "ho 1 or 2 oz 2c was safe on an error, advanced to next office to be filled was that of 3 or 4 oz 4c . son teams of all sorts have received a small amount of news, third on Harmon's single, and scor- senior literary critic. E'. L. Smith 5 or 6 oz 6c and if our support has done anything at all towards helping the ed on a passed ball. was selected as the man fir this 7 or S oz '. 8c Tigers along, we feel that THE BALDHEAD ROW has not Box score will be given in next place, and to assist him in his Money Order V-.cu been in vain. But for better or worse, it is done; the last take week's issue. duties a junor literary critic was Amount $0.01 to $2.50 5c f is now going to press. Our successor in the athletic department —W. W. B. elected, this job falling to the lot Amount $2.51 to $5.00 7c will, give you the dope much better than we have been able to of B. D. King. This was all of the Amount $5.01 to $10.00 10c officers to be elected, so those that, Amount $10.01 to $20.00 12c do. We solicit for him your cooperation. •% * * * * EiOR DAIRYMEN are to carry on the work of the so- Amount $20.01 to $40.00 15c * IOC CMTCOTIJPC ciety during the fourth term were Amount $40.01 to $60.00 l'8c ONE LAST work for a Clemson team. The track team needs called to the front to take the oath Amount $60.01 to $80.00 20c high jumpers. Coach Reed is very anxious that every man who of office. Amount $80.01 to $100.00 22c - has any ability along this line try out. If you ever jumped any, As it is the usual custom for the MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION Professor LaMaster Gives Banquet First Class rates remain unchan - come try for the team. You might make your block and do In Honor ol S.'nior Dairymen. * outgoing president to speak a few words to the society before retiring, ed—2 cents per oz. or fractional something for the team aswell. part thereof. * iff 3|C 9|C 3|C . Sf! On Friday evening Prof, and Mrs. he thanked the members of the so- Governing Postal Cards—1 cen . J. P. LaMaster entertained the ciety who have helped carry on the THE BALDHEAD ROW signing off. So long, and good luck. Other private post cards 2 cents Seniors of the Dairy Division at a work of the society in such a will- Everything (except first anr. .-. - very attractive five-course dinner ing manner. Mr. Booker (the re- cond class mail) news papers 3rd * at their home from 7:30 to 10:30. tiring president) urged those who class mail—1 1-2 for each 2 oz. 4t.i Five tables were attractively set for were present to get busy and see if class mail or Parcel Post. the ten couples and the men pro- it isn't possible to arouse a better CLEMSON COLLEliE GONGEBT ORCHESTRA Everything (except 1st and 2nd „ gressed after each course. Everyone interest in the work. We have been class) and weighing over 8 oz. is thoroughly enjoyed the evenng, and having fairly good attendance so far 4th class or Parcel Post. PERFORMANCE OF YEAR the time to leave came all too soon. this year, but the fellows seem to Except that books, catalogues, .ent yo uwith music that is recog- Those attending were: Airs. Good- be losing interest now that the Splendid Program Arranged for seed, bulbs, plants, roots and sc'ons, * nized any where in the world as ale with Prof. B. E. Goodale; Miss weather is warm, and are allowing Saturday Night—Prizes To Be weighing not over 8 oz.—1-2 cent "Good" music. You can and should George Bratton with Cadet W. A. something else to take the place Given to Members of Audience per oz. appreciate this music. Kambright; Miss Edith Mills with of their society work. Mr. Booker Although many cadets are una- As a stimulus to the appreciation also told us that the annual celebra- All Parcel Post (except that col- Cadet G. E'. Hawkins; Miss Beckie lected on R. F. D. Routes) require and recognition of good niuiic the Edmunds with Cadet W. C. Huffman tion was planned for April 27. We orchestra is offering three prizes. want to have the best celebration 2 cents extra in addition to all ware of the fact, Clemson College Miss Elizabeth Evans with Cadet The first prize is two loliars, the this year that we have ever had, so other postage. has a concert orchestra of her own. F. C. McLees; Miss Gladys Norris second one dollar, and the third will those of you who are planning on All special handling 25 cents ex- * At exactly eight o'clock on the night with Cadet N. A. McLeod; Miss be fifty cents. At the end of the going out for the celebration should tra in addition to all other pontage. of Saturday-the 18th of April the Frances Earle with Cadet K. M. program, three of the numbers on get busy and prepare your parts first martial strains of the Trium- Mace; Miss Virginia Shanklin with he evening's program will be re- right away, as it will be necessary phal March from Aida will mark Cadet W. F. Welch; and Miss Bony peated. The contestant naming Robinson with Cadet M. Youmans. to have the prelmanaries before CHISAN WINS FIRST the beginning of the orchestra's pro- correctly the largest number of then. gram. Admission will be twenty- these pieces and giving the name Then the incoming president, Mr. five cents for cadets and campus of the composer will be given the Bagwell, made a few remarks, urg- iTERSECHONALGAME people, and fifteen cents for child- SENIOR SUOMEN first prize. In case of a tie, an eli- ing the men to create a new interest ren under fifteen years of age. Wolverines Get First Inning Lead— mination contest will be held. Ar.y among those that have not been at- Benson Hurls Tight Ball and Gees The orchestra is composed of fif- one with a good memory stan. :. a ENJOY BANQUET tending the meeting. After these Real Support teen pieces including violins, clari- chance to win a prize and auybedy Entomology Section Entertained at few remarks, there being no further Michigan sent her Wolverines ef nets, trombone, trumpets, flute, may enter. This an excellent oppor- Pruitt House—Jolly Good Time business to be taken up, the society the Western Conference to Tige*- tunity to win you some easy money, piano, cello and a bass violin. The Had by Every Man. adjourned to meet again next Friday town Monday for a baseball series, boys have been working almost the so come out and try. evening. and the Western invaders took the entire year to get up a program S. F. W. first game, 5 to 0. that will interest the cadets and Do You Know That— The Senior Entomologists, accom- The big huskies from flfichigam please lovers of the best mus'?. '. ' e 1. There are no bones in ice panied by Dr. Lathrop, and Prof. They Pass Like Shadows- made their main attack at the »«y only reason there will be an admis- cream,. Eddy, betook themselves to the fam- Clouds, adrift in the summer sky first of the battle. Giles, speeu de- sion price is that money has to be 2. Out of 100 men at a masquer- ous Pruitt House of Starr last Satur- Resemble life as they wander by, ' mon second baseman, was the first purchased. If you will coma -Hit and ade dressed as toreadors 100 thini day night. This being the first trip Whence they came and whither they man up and was safe on an errer. go— J support this organization, they will they look like Valentino. to Starr for some of the company The next man walked, and tkei promise you entertainment in the 3. Out of the same number 100 they were unprepared because they We often wonder but never know. three hits and a sacrifice accounted future irihout cost. If the scene look like hell. had eaten dinner and breakfast. One little hour we know their for four runs. of an swe-inspiring army returning 4. One week at a school south However, everybody seemed to be grace, Clemson tightened after tea: to- from a victorious campaign appeals of Philadelphia gives a girl • doing very well until John Todd was They pass like shadows nor hold ning, and Pat Harmon, who oeewpi- to you—if you like to sit and View southern accent. injured in the last lap by becoming their place; ed the box for the Tigers, kept tee too hurried and sticking the fork a beautiful scene in Quiet reverie— 5. Mississippi has no husband. Ever recurring like the dawn, Wolverine hits scattered. The oaly then come and let us present these in his eye by mistake, he was con- 6 .You can't bounce a snowball Never enduring but always gone, other run was made in the sevemU, siderably handicapped thereafter things to you by music If these 7. If all the boxes of cigarettes Part of the infinite, shall we say? the man who scored reaching first but he made a close second. Prof. have no appeal then aurely a eb'dy sold in New York City in one day Part of the moment we call today. on an error. throbbing with the appeall >■'-, were placed on top of one another Eddy won by three pieces of fried The Tigers made several threat* will interest you, or perhaps the they would probably fall over. chicken, one chicken pie, and a at seoring, especially in the third, enjoyment of listening to a sooth- small fried trout not to mention the After guarding the, body of his S. If all the cross-word fans were master, who was drowned in a sixth, and eighth innings. Michi- ing lullaby that will transport you laid end to end what difference salted almonds. ditch, until it was found recently gan's fielding was perfect, howerur, back o he days whetn Moher croon- would it make how far they would All had one grand and glorious a shepherd dog in Scotland follow- and Benson's delivery kept CleeMea ed you to sleep on her lap will re- reach. time and hope that we will be better ed the corpse to the morgue, then dowu. p«y you. Give us a chance ! pre- ran two miles back te the flock ■ —Williams Purple Ce«v pr«p»r«d next time. ef sheep and reanmea his tending. Bex Score en laet »»-• I