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Mel Brooks has some pertinent things "Comedy, " observes Brooks, "is a red to say about comedy, a subject he rubber ball. You have to throw it aga­ & JORDAN LEAL knows as well as anyone and hetter inst the hard wall of ultimate reality tc than m ost, make it bounce back and he lively." "Comedy >s about reality, " says With " HIGH ANXIETY", Brooks in­ Brooks. "The more terrible the real­ vades the Hitchcockian domain of the ity, the bigger the laugh. In tragedy suspense thriller portraying Dr. Richard the writer weeps at the monstrous thing: Thonidyke, described by journalist that happen to people. In comedy he Gene Lees as "a character who aspires laughs. But crying and 'aughing are to be a romantic figure and is impedec very much alike. You happen to look in his aspirations to derring-do by his at somebody from behind whose head preposterous and pathetic acroijhobia.' is bobbing up and down and whose In an article pvib'ished in the October shoulders are shaking. He turns around '77 issue of American Film, Gene Lee and he may be either laughing or cry­ speaks of the "High Anxiety" loca­ ing. tio n .

Let My People Come fa ! Fourteen, eager, energet'c young people, nudity is just plain dull. I most of whom have fairly good voices The final, and title, numbar is a plea vainly attempt to make a "shosv" out of for an end to restrain.sts on everyone In 1: miserable material. Valiantly, they individua' pursuit of sexua' pleastire and attack nineteen tuneless songs, reciting fulfillment, a cry for liberation. We in adolescent lyrics, dressing and undressing, the a.i.dience weren't the ones who need­ a ll in w hat is .s>apiwsed to be an effo rt to ed it. show that sex is clean, fun, wholesome, and enjoyable for all of ns. Ultimately, High Anxiety HKL BPOOMB »A3 WADCt INC HA»IN it is only boring. The show is the dirtiest joke of all. It promises to move sex from the gutter to "I saw no sign of the madcap Mel had those sparkling, shining Lubitsch the pelertal, but tries to do so us'ig •laye P. Morgan Brooks on the set, " says Lees. "I comedies of the late Thirties. every cocktail mapks ioke you've ever r saw professionalism and craftsman­ "These days movie comedy is danger encountered. How this shovr cou'd mn )• ship, The improvised qua'ity that in­ ous, considering the state of the in­ for years in New York and c>)mmand the ■ vorget the Jaye P. Morgan of the mid fuses his pictures is carefully achieved dustry. When 3 comedy doesn't work, raves a-id piib'icity it did is beyond fifties easy listening fame, the woman I had thought that a'l wou'd be panic fails to get its quota of laughs, it's a comprehen.s!oi. On the road, it has appcnrlng .at The City last week wasn'i and chaos, but the set was calm . " failure, and word gets out very quick - been warmly receives! by critics ani an.d- the same one. There is little doubt )i "As a humorist, " says Brooks, "I ly ." ienc-:.. Recently 1 have spoken with that Morgan has strong stage pre.sence, invite the audience to look at some­ Brooks jays that ‘n good comedy, people who have seen the Los Angeles great musical ability, and total comm­ thing from the side instead of straight there's always a scintilla of reason. aud Seattle pri>luc';lons aid thoroughly and of 'ler material and all the music­ enjoyed them. on. You're on your own and must "In my films 1 suppose you can say ians on stage. Alas, she lacks any !! hope that what strikes you as funny that behind the laughs there's an ex­ Smugly, I have bee i co.t /inced that San sense of focus. The show seesaws will also strike a lot of others in the amination of good and bad, of g-eed, Francisco simp’./ does not need "Let My from disco to rehashes of old stamlards i! same way. " rottenness, pettiness. It's important People Come; can offer less sexually (done in very s>aggestive, almost lewd, ii Brooks is more than a comic film- for me to have a philosophical base, liberated and sophisticated areas of the seventies fashion). Her bante- with the makerj he is perhaps the perfect em ­ even though I may disguise it. count •/. audience shows a quick, bright, and bodiment of the term auteur. With "I'd like to say a lot, but I don't The lyrics looth in om tent and expression, funny mind, espec'ally in that she is a stellar cast that includes Madeline want to sacrifice one 'augh. 1 never have been heard sro many times before obv’ous'y catering to a gay audience. Kahn, C loris Leachman and Harvey want to leave the Me! Brooks business, in other shows, most notably 'H air.'' With Morgan were the Originals, four Korman, Brooks -égards "High Anxie­ and that business is to make noises Some clever ideas simply do not come o( men who can blend sounds almost ty" as an affectionare the that make sense and 'hat make poop’e off as intended. One number, "Dirty flawlessly with a ridi, full soun.l ihat filns of Alfred Hitchcock. laugh. Enjoy! Revel! Live! Have Words, " compares society's knee jerk f could never ti-e of, if it weren't Brooks talks about the state of film yourselves one sweetheart of a gcKod reactions to good old Anglo- Saxo-iism for some of the solors which were just comedy, past and present. "TTiere time. That's what my films are say­ versus thei.' Latinata and accepted coun­ a touch flat and c’ashing with the har are various blocks of American film ing. That's what they’re all abou". " ter parts. "Fellatio 101" is reminiscent mony, Morgan returned to stage and comedy, " he says. "TTie first of It is interesting to note again Gene of a zany 'GrouchM arx musical number, performed with them, along with a them was maybe the greatest and I'm Lees comments about Brooks in Ihe with all its attendant: word p'ay. They three woman back -up group of her trying to get back to that; the golden forementioned article. just .1.0 not .vork, in spite of a cast giving own. The eight did mire love'/ its all. age of comedy with Laurel and Hardy, "As for Me! Brook: the actor, Mel music together, the musicians were with Chaplin, with Buster Keaton, Broolts the director treats him as a The nake.l hcrly in itself is no* dirty, superb, an.I for the last ten minutes of just flat-out smash belly-comedy. tool, a puppet. I noticed he tj far on'y the attitude that presents it. There the show, everything worked together Eternal verities,, you know. more concerned with how Harvey Kor­ is nothing dirty, or for that matter. beautifully. Too bad 't couldn't for "After that, we went into a kind of man is getting onto film th an with ho«\ stimulating, about the naked bo-lia; on­ the entire seventy minutes. nothing comedy then a couple of Mel Brooks, actor, is making out. stage i.i "C O M E ." But w ith uninspired Europeans c a m e o v er and rescued us. choreography and some not very fluid x,on'f. on pa^ 2'1 Ernst Lubitsch and Billy Wilder. We C on't on page 20 bo'Arruaio, chef to Pope Clement XI, is the winner in the annual in darkness, so many of us also wait, pounds gained over the holidays. Vatican cooking contest. His winning creation is a baked pasta and fish con­ to love EL PASO .. .Fred Halsted and ers canary yellow, chocolate brown and passion r e d . He is im m ediately re ­ wanting freedom, dignity, but unwill­ Ran into Vera Charles and Christo­ coction which he calls Casseroli in honor of his birthplace, ing to accept our rights and resfxjnsib- company have done a fine film ,.. warded with the title of Court Decorator to the ?h;uoah not to mention a pher Jordan at th e A POLLO'S HEALTH go see it, ilities because we don't believe we as CLUB while I and Rick Troutner of fabulous viUa on the Nile which he calls Aspen after the national snake of Aug. 22. 1747 I see that I was honored (?) by being Egypt. a community will ever get it together. Buzzby's, and Paul Crandell of our Government agents raid an orgy in Barcelona, The nem are said to have been Some of us are bound by geographical own KALH4DAR were attempting to on Dirty Dick's of Data-Boy's worst wearing pieces of rawhide tied around thier cocks and balls. Many clain this mark calhoun boundaries, Polk, Castro, Folsom, Columnist List of 1977. Having read J S 0 .5 C I trust that everyone had a splendifer­ start getting into some kind of Jiape to be the forerunner of the modem cockring. Predictably, Spain outlawed tlie others by labels like butch, fern, dyke, so that this summer we might not d is- who he considers some of the best, I During a lull in the Battle of Marathon; Darius, the Persian King, spends an device but obviously it was a difficult ban to enforce. The idea caught on la ous Christmas and I just know that am not too worried. There were enchanted afternoon fucking the hell out of captured Athenian soldiers. The drag, stud, ch icken. may old f riends and new admirers end so-m hot, young studs all over Europe were clamoring for rawhide. By the everyone had a New Year's that won't These very chairs which deprive us of people who disliked William Allen fuckees are soom put to the sword but this wonderful technique survives and be forgotten for at least a full year! with an excess of tonnage hanging end of the 1760's the craze jumps the Atlantic and the clamoring begins again total beinghood can be broken and the limply over the top of our trunks. White too! 1! I must say that I am is adopted by the Greeks themselves. This form of Greek "culture" spread in Britain's colonies in America. In a letter to a friend, the young Thomasi A very Happy New Year to each and all glad that Dirty Dick is back and westward and found ready acceptance with the men of a new emerging light of our individual and community APOLLO'S has a divine steamroom Jefferson m aks a reference to this novel and Interesting use for leather. He and I hape that all your dreams, hopes personhood awaits such a rebirth that writing for Data-Boy. 1 have always power—ROME, and wishes come true in 1978. This that is festive and a marvelous and his friend soon become partners in a shop in Williamsburg, Virginia called Christmas can represent for all-whethe: Jacuzzi bath that is great for soothing gotten a real good laugh from his year does promise to be a good one. colum n. "Ye Rawhide and Things". ia or outside organized religion. those aches and pains away. Jim 65 AD More money is flowing like we By or.3er of Nero, intermissions are held for the first time dtiring the daily My prayer, however, is the prayer of Dohr is a great help and his crew Dec. 28. 1761 haven't seen in several years. And if a child of God who possesses among are very helpful. V era a nd Chris Lion vs. Obistians spectaculars at the Coliseum. Male dancers are hired and you lay out your goals now, they're 'Benjamin Franklin has a busy day. He invents the weather forecast, broccoli many gifts the divinely created sex­ were looking fit and trim and told their nude act becomes the talk of the Forum, They are generally regarded au gratin, shag carpeting, the toenail clipper, anal warts and the first electric sure to come to pas.i. Endeavor to as the first go-go boys. uality, which ia my case in homo­ vibrator--unfortunately, it could only be used during thunder and lightning achieve what you want, never letting sexual. storms. loose of your goal and surely, you will h d v . 237 Christmas offers each nf us, believers indeed smers a setback as nightclubs all across the coimtry are forced toclose choir robes. We are attempting to for tack of entertainment. ! Hr. love , wonder and luiity in San Fran­ gather the money needed to ensure cisco. Christmas goes beyond time, that this wonderful choir looks as good Feb. 23. 1337 area, and history itself. Christmas as they sound. We hope that you'll this year can be just as wonderful today A U ^o ¿milfo Oi Gucci arrives in England to become saddle-maker toKiig help us with ou<- special fund raisers. Edward m . Generally recogulzed to be the he.,t in his craft, he drops the in San Francisc-i a s't was in Bethlehem You all remember David Monroe who centuries ago. For today, we equally "DP' In his name and obtains royal peirniission to have Gucci stamped on was the salesman for Grenier Liquors all leathcrwork made for the royal family. • ♦ -ÌX seek freedom from a number of things and brought to the market the new which dehumanize us and keep us cap­ 1400 or ^o Acme Beer which fathered the "Mr. tive. Christmas affords each of us a Acme Beer" Contest a couple years ago {Renaissance is in full flower. Everone who is anyone is either painting, choice between remaining in darkness He left Grenier to open up his own sculpting or designing gargoyles. . In 1459, the first Gay Travel Agency or claiming the light of accepting our "Mom and Pop" store called "Muchies" opened in liberal, cultured Venice. Among the places you couldn't visit divine becoming. which is located at !9th Street and that year were: The Taj Mahal, the Bermuda THangle, Cleveland, Knoit's My prayer is that our Gay Community a Berry Farm and Plains, Georgia. God, whatever did they do in those pre- D iam ond. and all the communitites of this world David has sold the business to his lover princere cruise days. YEAR choose the light. Neal and begins -ivorking for Rathjen Keep Looking Homeward, Angel Oct. 19. U74 Distributors as a salesman. So, you From One Who Loves You Tourteeu gay monks are burned at the stake in Paris for the heinous crime of bar-owners and restauranteers will be pleased to know that Dave is back with selling erotic illuminated manuscripts to tourists. Curiously, the nnanuscripts themselves disappeared .shortly afterwards. 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Screening Room (Book Store with Peep Shows, etc.), at 2162 Kalakaua or the very active Kuhio Beach Park Public John and showers directly across the street from the Hyatt Regency. | Downtown Honolulu has several mixed LEATHER LEVI bars, frequented by the armed services on weekends, but dead otherwise. These include Tahiti, Loraine's and DISCO the Glad.es, which has tired 'drag' show. Only the Question Mark, at 43 S. Beretania offers much promise, and does collect some older levi and lea­ ther crowd. Oahu is not the largest island in the Hawaiian archapelago, except for population. Maui, Kauai, Hawaii (the big island) and others have much to offer in the way of natural scenic beauty, peace and tranquility. There DOING are some mixed bars, restaurants, and BUT cruisy areas (see the address book for AME complete details) but none worthy of a special trip. While in Honolulu pick WITH up a copy, of The Paper, a free month­ ly publication that will keep you r posted on current changes in Oahu. BOB This tropical paradise can be a lot of fun... as well as expensive. Personally gay couples are aorcly in need of va­ O LIFESTYLES STUDIES BEING MADE lidation of their lifestyle. Problem DAMRON I prefer to go with a lover. Hawaii IN BAY AREA BY SOCIOLOGISTS V/ calls me about once a year, and it is solving in the relationship dealing by Mike Schmitz with financial situations, the support H A W A I I always with a sad 'aloha' that I say goodbye and retiun to the mainland. or lack of support of family, are ex­ In motion for the next few months in amples of some of the demands plac- j O Looking for a lei? You can certainly the Bay Area will be a new survey, (For more detailed info, pick up a ed on gay couples as well as straight j find one almost anywhere in our fif­ being taken by sociologists from the ones. ! tieth state. A lei, of coi'rse, is a copy of the BOB DAMRC»l ADDRESS University of Washington, on a grant 0 > BOOK--America's formost travel According to Blumstein, "It is not necklace of fresh orchid petals or of $250, 000.00 from the National our purpose to go out and compare SUN JAN 15 7PM other native flowers, strung together, guide--available at most bars, baths, Science Foundation, as part of a three- and bookstores throughout America. whether gay couples work better than j and worn around the neck and shoul­ year study of couples. straight ones or vice versa. " j ders. In less complex times, every Or, send $6,00 for your copy fvhich Dr. Pepper Schwartz and Dr. Philip includes packing and shipping charges)'* To receive a questionaire and take visitor arriving by boat or plane would Blumstein will be dealing with relation part in the study, interested parties cai j WITH recievc at l.east one. Today, unless to BOB DAMRON ENTERPRISES, P.O. ships. If that seems to be the most Box 14-077, San Francisco, CA. 94114 contact Diane Nuckles, P. O. Box you are met by friends, you will need overworked word in the Elnglish lan­ 433, Berkeley, 94701 or call 543- to go to a lei-stand- situated near SEE AD ON PAGE -7______guage today, it is felt that it is be­ 3500 I most airports and buy one. 7*he trad­ cause more people are turning atten­ Dr. Wchwartz stresses, "We feci R u s t y N a il .s itional lei is almost synonomous with tion to the woikiogs of what make a sociologists have a responsibility to | the unique Hawaiian word, aloha, couple stay together. help people's lives. " which means bath hello and goodbye. Psychologists have studied the sex Now, if it is another kind of May' you lives of couples in microscopic detail had in m ind... that is quite possible but can only advise couples of the COUPLES , . . DANCE CONTEST too, but »amewhat more complex. by mik6 schmitz hundreds of ways marriage should or Honolulu, the capítol, is one of could York, but to date, no far-reach­ America's most beautiful cities. With ing study has been compiled. a mixed population of nearly half a HERE ARE THE ANSWERS FOR THE In the Bay Area, Seattle, and in * 1 S T PRIZE snoo. SrUED P R IZ E S 5 a . million Hawaiiens, Polynesians, CHRISTMAS/NEW YEAR'S ISSUE New York, they will question over Japanese, Chinese and Caucasians, FOR TRIVIA MADNESS. 3, 000 people who consider themselves it actually seems much larger. Most involved in couple relationships. Six of the action is centered on a small 1. Brian Oonlevy hundred of those who fill out the ques- but very expensive piece of real 2. O.W. Lanvrence tlonalres will be interviewed in depth. estate known as Waikiki Beach. Here 3. King Ludwig of Bav.nria "We 're interested in getting people are most of the restaurants, bars, ■ '4. Coral Browne who have a more traditional way.of discos, shops, beaches, hotels and 5. Dan Dailey, Ediel Merman, ^ in g about relatfonships as well as high rise condominiums. Marilyn Monroe, Donald O'Conner those with non-traditional ways. " says Beneath blue Hawaiian skies (siibject Johnny Ray and Mitzi Gaynor. Dr. Blumstein in a interview last week. to frequent tropical downpours are 6. June Havoc, sister to Gypsy Rose "Over half the subjects interviewed wil the beaches of Waikiki, ideal for Lee. be homosexual couples tor it is felt swimming, surfing, sailing, canoeing 7 . Sandra Church that less is known- about them. " and looking! Along the beaches you 8. They all played Annie Oakley Drs. Schwartz and Blumstein, both ★ will spot some of the most beautiful 9, John Emery professors of sociology spent months 'A' ★ people in the world... unless one in­ 10 . Mrs. Odette researching, all of the materials avail- cludes the luxury restaurants where 11. Bette Davis ahlî jn fhelr subject matter. Some of many of them work at night. Finding 12. Charlton Heston the more pertenate data from some of them in the gay clubs is not all that *3. Susan Hayward the "better" studies vill be inci'uded eary. Despite the hunky numbers, 14. They all played Sherlock Holmes. i n their final work. Waikiki is not really a bar town ex­ 15. Robert NUtchum and Marilyn ■'We forget sometimes that couples cept for weekends when tilings pick Monroe, have problems to deal with in addi­ up consi derably. 15* Tony Curtis G Jack Lemmon tion to the i.nternal problems of the If 'they' are out, chances are you will 17. T allulah Bankhead relationship. " says Dr. Schwartz. find then at Hula's, located across IS. Mercedes M:Cambridge While issts, should 1. F a m ily Gome To The' Cnl5ai'>et] get their kitchen squared away as soon, 2. A lic e a.s possible. 3. Police Woman Red Bamboo, at 412 Lewers is another 4. Starsky and Hutch .new place which needs to get its act 5. Soap -CADACOLE- together, but if plans for everydsrj' ' brunches, dinners, Aows and enter­ Worst TV Seriqs tainment pan out, cou!3 be a winner. 1. Betty White SIkjw CATCH Steam Works (baths) on the second 2. The Redd Foxx Show floor at 307 Lewers is as 'hot' as 't's 3. How the West Was Won name implies, eqoeciaily Fridays, 4. Roselli and Ryan OUD Saturdays and Tuesdays, which is 'free 5. James at beer' night. Roxy Baths at 2270 Kuhio ACT pt Harrison PLENTY OF FREE PARKING 495-9550 is new but looking up. Try it on a p a g e 13 weekend. If all else fails, try the I'or luforMat von - 5 - 37 37 - 36OO 1 6 th s ' . January 13, 1978 KALENDAR Page 7 January 13, 1978 KALENDAR Page 6 sexual heat that In not unlike the not sure where this film was rftot but i;i. l>\SO burning heat of the west ITexas desert I have been to El Paso and the location lt*«lf. Once our heroes have reached shots were sure believeable. This in M H nnca.iiH afiicno. ' El Paso and have started working for itself raises the film into a higher state M U IsC K IM 3 the Wrecking Co., the seduction scene of believeability. The color and the by bOchael Scbmitx between Halsted's character. Gene; the liberal use of dramatic Hg hting effect: boss's son and the boss himself is truly enhanced many of the love making a rare moment in gay film history. Of course, the big finale, involving scenes. In the tradition of Kansas City Truck­ Go see El Paso W recking C o rp ., I vote ing Company, the Gage Bros, is now everyone in the film in a sex-packed offering the viewing public El Paso wanton o i^ is typical of most gay it the most enjoyable, exciting gay filn Wrecking Corp. now showing at the films but the photography makes the of 1977-78 film season. Even the Gage NOB HILL CINEMA. whole scene not unlike a sexual bailee. Bros, are going to have to go some to The film stars two gay film superstars, And the film then ends with Locke stay make one better. At Cliff Neuman's THE STRANGER... Nob Hill Cinema for a long run. Fred Halsted and Richard Locke. As ing behind and Halsted driving off into 'the two good ole boys that start the the sunset.. .with the unspoken pronfsc film still working for the Kansas City of more to come in the Gage's next Trucking C o., they get the action film , LA TOOL AND DYE. started by getting fired for shooting at PERSONAL COMMENTS:! liked Kansas a fly with a revolver in the Company City Trucking Company and 1 loved Garage. They go to drown their cares El Paso Wrecking Corp., but there are THE FOREM AN... at a place caUed Billie's Bar-b-Que. a few things not realty needed in the m movmgien Billie, played by pomo-rsuperstar, latter film, Richard Locke is a rugged, EXPERIENCED Georgina Spelvin is rawly comical. handsome man and really needs to get MOVERS Cali Halsted's sexual games in the basement rid of his "Dan Haggerty '' beard. Fred Roy of Billie's witha husband while the wife Halsted, the better actor of the two, is REASONABLE watches is not only well done, but hon­ handsome and delivers his lines fairly 8KffilSB38SWSBr THE HUSBAND... estly voyeuristically exciting. The well, but he should depend more on RATES Jack-off scene between two college his hun^r and use It more in his deliv­ \n CANADA $6 students in Billie's parking lot takes ery. I also niggest that the Gage Bros, from you back to those wonderful days of remain with their story line and not NLS. Inc. lOOCranhy St Tofonto MSB 111 schoolboy circle jerks. Very, very hot! wander off on a pictorial sideroad *5 416 366 6792 Perhaps the hottest scene in the whole such as the dream sequence between u n n n a i Also available wholesale film is the Interlaced scenes with the motorist and the motorcyclist, THE FATHER... Halsted seducing a filling station atten­ and the gamener and the rug cleaner. dant whil Locke is making it up in the While these were hot scenes, they dis­ hills with a forest ranger. These two tracted the audience's attention from 647 - 1819 BmDHMMENinnBB scenes of action are excitingly woven the main course of the picture, I must IHLBOIItMin-SIUIIfllimCO together to scorch the screen with a comment also on the color and the location shot used in the picture. 1 an OUHIRNUiNminaiQBWQ THE SO N ... an intriguing proposition for every gay man and woman

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♦The first annual Gay Softball world series was won by the C. S. L. 's champ­ ions, The Badlands, over the New York City Ramrods. ♦Two new bowling leagues were for­ med in the fall making the total of on the mark four for the gay community. ♦Sara Sportsscoop became the talk of the sports community with her too truthful comments.

Although 1977 was a great year for gay by Mark Brown sports in our city, 1978 should prove to be even better.

to. Amiual Bowling Tournament To get the new y eu stated out right, the park bowl management, 1855 Haight St. will host the 1st. annual CSL benefit Bowling Tournament Sunday, January 29th. Squad Times IPm and 3:30PM. All proceeds donated to community softball league. A free buffet will follow. There will be trophies and cash prozes. Duke Joyce is toiunament director, assisted by Jack McGowan and yours truly. WATCH FOR FURTHER DETAILS. LOOKING BACK AT 1977: in FULL MOOTl, You enter at one 1977 was a great year for gay sports in NEW BDWLmG LEAGUE FOR 1978 Gets Beautiful level, step up to another level where San Francisco, lets take a quick look Irfngy Bon is at it agalm [Je Is setting the bar is, and to another level for th back and see just what happened. up a new bowling league for the gay l>ouble Play dance floor. Talk about unobstruct­ community. This one will be at Park ed cruising!! 1 ♦Special Awai^ went to the commun­ Bowl on Sundays. If you are interested BY ANN CHO^aV Y ou'll also love the staff at FULL ity softball league for its contribution call 885-6982 or 285-7869. MOON. There's Jim, the manager, EVERYTHING to the gay community and to the Good things always seem to come in who's always smiling... Dan and Kim Silver Sage Softball Organization as a THE CSL - 1973 SEASON behind the bar (hunl«)... and one of group at the 3rd. annual Cable Car The C om m unity SoftbaTT League's twos..... no I'm not dating twins. I'm happ^' to report on two new estab favorite pocple in the whole world.. GOES! Awards. 1978 Season will start Sunday, April VOO DOO... sure I do, don't you?? lidiments In the Polk area that spec­ ♦The Mints annual "Great TriCycle 23 with a special gala opening day A staff can, of cotirse, make or breal AT THE Race" drew huge crowds from start to gam e. ialize in nice surroundings and adult beverages! a bar, and this staff is going to make finish. Chairman Paul Reuhl and assisted this bar a winner! Do stop in the First new kid on the block is the ♦The Gay Community All-Stars vs. by Jerry Kelly are planning a specta­ FULL MOON, just up from Polk St, TOW N Police All-Stars 1st Annual Basketball cular event for the Gay Community. beautiful GIRAFFE at 1131 Polk S t... a t 1350 C alifornia. game at Keazar Pavilion was a tremen­ The opening day teams will be pick­ just across the alley from the PS. dous success. ed this weekend at the Leagues meeti Two lovely transplants from, of all SQUIRES ♦ Joe Ross, Sutters Mill Pitcher, wins ing at Sutter's Mill. places, Birmingham, Mich., are the m i l k 's o a t h Mr. Cirqus-Circus title. otimer/ operators of this lovely bar. ♦A new sports organization called the The CSL's regular season will start Lary and Carl are two of the nicest 10 DAY SEMI-ANNUAL USA was founded under much contro­ the following weekend, Saturday people I've met in a long time. In versy. and Simday, April 29 and 30. The fact, the first night that I was in the OF OFFlCEyHAPPY! ♦The community softball league wins league will again play a ten game place. Larry was behind the bar dis­ schudule with a record seventeen pensing drinks, smiles for days, and Tues. /an. 9: Harvey M Ílk'íed a group CLEARANCE for only the second time in the annual of festive supporters from Castro Street police game before a record crowd of teams taking part: The Ambush, Great Entertainment some really incredible vibes. It Cinch, Dave's Baths, Fun Time Tour wasn't till a day or two later that I to his innauguration on the steps of City SAVE M AMD ENJOY SUVW« AT CMAT RteuenO N t eight thousand. H alL CIIARAM CE « A il W AU OWlUmMMTI ♦Les Balniain, of the Min', wins the Full Moon, Golda's Bombers, Sagre- found out he also owned the place. •suns»oeicoAis The crowd was sparse at first but increas­ KMITOB •UAnCiM CXITS fourth annual Northern Station Police mento-Hawaiian Hut, The Mint, Par Ever/ bartender who works there is O m 0MBSMR1 • T M M W IA ir ed to approximately 150 as it traveled. ’MUm OUIBMU« UN O ÉÜW IAe Golf Classic. Bowl, Pendulum, ♦PS, Oil Can HUNKY.. .. FUN. . . . and FABULOUS! AMm mi$CA«vis WAUSHOVTS Enthus'.asm gelled to cheers upon ur-ival XOIS^OX BOOTS lars ♦Two all gay softball teams, the Harry's, Rainbow Cattle Co., Sil­ GIRAFFE is handsomely decorated. HATS C A M KA JIA M S wheré Milk Marchers were hailed by a COWTTMPOBAgr M ifiAffr MtitaM Castro Street Comets and the Bench- ver Sage, South of Market, Sutter's What had bee.n, for years and years, ♦ KIM OAAT JNOAL aO RO Un Bob Sondner myriad of political and neighborhood K I M DCM A M AUK D OWim O N M I " O K -OS-A4CM O«- warmers, Join the cities Park and Rec­ Mill, Toties and The Village. a tacky, closed in straight establish­ organization celebrants. • K M HUOf HHIUCTIONS ON M i SUMMBTHTM reation Fall League. ment, has now becn-opened up to let 10 GREAT CLEARANCE DAYS the siinshiae ( and fairies) in ofi the The Mayor came out to welcome the ♦Ken Angrum, of the Pendulum Pirates diverse assemblege. He was immediate­ THURSDAY,JANUARY 12 THRU wins the honor of Cbset Ball Queen, at the Piano Bar streets. Large wlndo'.vs at the front SATURDAY. JANUARY 21 and side plus cleverly arranged seat­ ly greeted by Dennis Perón of the Mirac­ le ounce Defense. ing, allows one to cruise and purtse. You'l love shopping, saving an d being . . . pl'.is giving the interior some b e a ­ "Did you k-iow I've been arrested for at our special semksrvxjal dearorx:e Marijuana? " asked Dennis. "I don't utiful natanl lightlig during the day. Dally 10 til 6:30 I am especially fond of the lovely think they'll put you in jail" joked the Saturdays 10 til 6 bemused reply. Sund-iy 1 til 5 murals on the wall, with, of all things, GIRAFFES prominetnly dis­ The innaguration was followed by a fas­ played and cleverly done. N^ftiral cinating Board of Supervisors meeting. woods are used in the best of taste. Diane Feinstsin won the Presidency .nf the í o u r r u ^ u i ^ In short, GIRAFFES is a bar you'll board over Gordon Lau 6»5 on the first vote. An attempt to make the vote un- Lunch Every D ay* be comfortable in. ,. and a bar you'll love to see and be seen in. I wish nanimous failed when Milk and Silver refused to change their vote for Lau. Larry an.'l C arl a ll the best of success 1318 Polk StrosM, between Pine and 6uth Streets with their bea-utiful new endevour. Their steadfast position d*ew strong app- la-usc from the Chinese C om m unity seen The other new bar in the Polk area in attendance. from n :00am to3:30pm is the FULL MOON... a wonderful It wds later learned that Harvey had gar­ disco at 1550 C a lifo rn ia .. . the site nished thè zoo -and Muni Transit Comm­ of the old Andromeda. Beautiful ittee posts. redecorated and handsomely dressed A ll could sense the hope for the tiew *ys- up, FULL MOON has a marvelous tenv and the excitement the Roll Call *Brunch on SunrJay sound system, a beautiful dance revelations share. It seems we will get floor, and a pleasant bar arrange­ to know our new supervisors and are in ment. I like the different levels for a dynamic year ahead. Dinner Every Night

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Jan 23 (Mon): Cinch at Black G Blue ACTIVE Sunday afternoons, remember 8PM the BRIG--there as a player or spectatoi Chaplin Dead Eagle Creek at I-Beam, 9:30 you can enjoy the pool tournament or Cellar At Bones, 3 PM pin-ball tourney (win cash , prizes, or free drinks); a raffle (averages about A t 88 Jan. 24 (Tue) Leatherneck at House of $40.00); a tour of the B G D Leather Harmony, 8PM Shop (hmmm); and Mother Herbie's Brig at Bear Hollow, 8PM delicious catering service (get this, The Little Tramp is dead. Charlie Rainbow at Peg's Place, 8PM for only 954). See you all at the Brig Chaplin, rather Sir Charles Chaplin (home of SFPA's "Fighting Cocks"). is dead at 88 in Switzerland. The Jan. 30 (Mon) House of Harmony at man who brought laughter and tears to Arena, 8PM the world with his films, was buried fMiUL Black G Blue at I-Beam, 9:30 Tuesday, December 27, in a private Peg's Place at Cellar, 8PM service. Chaplin, one of the pioneers POOL POEM OF THE MONTH in films, at one tim e was the highest Jan. 31 iTue) Rainbow at Leatherneck paid performer in films. He, along 8:30 " M I S C U E " with Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks Hombre at Cinch, 8PM Sr., andD.W. Griffith, formed Bones at Brig, 8PM by Luby Pelletier United Artists to produce their own films. Considered the top in physical hy BRUNO BERESHNOr Feb. 6 (Mon) House of Harmony at comedy, Chaplin, along with Buster Hombre, 8PM Tom played pool Keaton and Harold Lloyd, caused the with his tool, world to laugh with tears In their eyes Arena at Bear Hollow, 8PM for twenty years. Peg's Place at Black G Blue, 8PM The stroke and connection were utter perfection, Chaplin left the United States in the Feb. 7 (Tue) Brig at C inch, 8PM All was ideal fifties and moved to Switaerland with his third wife, Oona, after he was S.F.P.A. DRAFTS 14 TEAMS Eagle Creek at Rainbow, 8PM until in his zeal, Bones at I-Beam, 9:30PM He overextended accused of being a communist. Years to a point unintended. later, Chaplin returned in the 7D's Support your local team. Remember The San Francisco Pool Association es­ The balls came rebounding one time to recieve a special on Monday and Tuesday nights you'll the crys were resounding Academy Award. His standing ova­ timated 6-3 teams in its initial season have the opportunity to witness the however, the response for 1978 has John got the fact tion showed that talent willed out. best pool playing in the entire city and That his latest rack. Later that same year, Chaplin was been record smashing... with 14 teams on any other night (non-league) you'll competing for the City Chamipionship. Was his undoing knighted by her majesty. Queen have the opportunity to shoot pool on Elizabeth U. The teams, in alphabetical order, are in pool and in wooing. as follows; one of 14 SFPA sanctioned tables. The His last movie, in which he appeared SFPA takes pride in th at all 14 of its 1- The ArenaS-Eagle Creek RjyNBOW OUTLAWS WIN EXHIBITION briefly, co-starred Marlon Brando 2- Bear Hollow participating pool tables will always RJiflBCW 'i'ATTil'CO. —In an esUdb- and Sophia Loren and son, Sydney 9-Hom bre be maintained well— that is, properly 3- Black G Blue10- I-Beam ition match of the San Francisco Pool Chaplin, was the "Countess From leveled with adequate and suitable cue Association, the Rainbow Outlaw» de­ Hong Kong" In recent months, he had 4 - Bones 11- House of Harmony sticks in supply. 3 - The Brig 12- Leathemeck feated The Arena, 9-5. been confined to a wheelchair and he 6-The Cellar Finally, don't forget your local poo! died quietly in his sleep of "just grow­ 13- Peg's Place tournaments: Leatherneck (every Sat. ing old". 7 Cinch Saloon 14- Rainbow Cattle at 5PM); The Brig (Sundays at 3PM); He was comedian, actor, director, The Cinch (Wednesdays at 8:30PM); Furthermore, the 14 teams will partici­ writer, genius, but to the world, he The Rainbow (1st Saturday of each will always be "The Little Tramp"! pate in a home-in-home series in that month, at 2PM). Also, if you enjoy each team will pla>' a total of 26 reg­ ular season matches. Upon completion of the 6-month schedule (regular seasoi) the top four (4) teams will play off in best of 3 of 5 and best of 4 of 7 series (semifinals and finals, respectively.)

The first month's slate is as follows (note that all matches will be played on Monday and Tuesday evenings, ONLY,): Jan. 16 (Mon):I-Beam at Rainbow. 8PM Bear Hollow at Eagle Creek, 8PM, Black G Blue at Cellar, 8PM

Jan 17 (Tue): Arena at Brig, 8PM Leatherneck at Hombre, 8PM Bones at P eg's Place, 8PM January 13, 1978 KAUNDAR Page 18 January 13, 1978 KALENDAR Page 19 Happy Hangover Party on New Years Day at 3S0 Fremont Street. Darryl Yet another film whose two stars offer Jean, you planned a great affair. Is such classic performances that seem to it true though that the Janitors didn't LÂPD qualify them both for a nomination bid I'hings clean up, they cleaned down, as diat is JULIA, with Fonda and Redgraves. by Henri de Lorca was the only way to go7Naturally, Misses Fonda and Redgraves are both I’D LIKE TO SEE Great Start none of die guests clearedcle up their Even as the new year is just starting, absolutely senssationkl! Miss Fonda hangovers, we Just built onto the Hollywood and movie goers acooss An Oscar winner for her performance ones we already had—but we were the country are asking: WHO is going »“KLUTE, has proven her comedlb ta­ With the New Year Jutt begianii^ to get the Oscar nod for the Best Act­ lent in such films as Cat Ballou, Bare­ one'« hope's for what it to come happier. MICHAEL'S quiche did help a lot. As the party moved from ress of the Year this year? foot In The Park, and Fun with Dick no bounds. I'd like to tee...... BY HENRI OE L.ORCA It has/was a year for actresses, over­ and Jane, phis she has screamed like a . more flexing of gay buying power Fremont Street, parties sprung up all over Folsom Street and lasted all shadowing most performances by their cat in the night, but it was a Persian

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i . January 13, 1978 KALENDAR Page 20 A Sm Francisco Tradition Con't from page 1 space and the animal-like way the actor move through this space touching and since 1962 * not touching and at one point leaping at Con't from page 1 T h u play by local playwright Ernest Jose- the audence. loviti is enjoying an extended run at THl THE SAN FRANCISCO REPERTORY SAN FRANCISCO REPERTORY COMPANY "Another thing. There are directors v COMPANY is to be commended for who hate acriptwriters. Mel Brooks at 19th and Collingwood. The audience j their presentation of new plays. .'Ail New Sound System is given a close encounter with a home pot only want* hi* co-writer* on the for disturbed children. HAGAR'S CHILDREN will play to the set, but he depend* on them. Often at end of January. See this and watch for We see them as if in a laboratory looking the end of a shot, he would say to the opening of "CITY" a new San Fran­ them, 'How was it?' and If they ap­ Exceptional Brunches through two-way glass except on the cisco play by Roy Hamridv which the cxcasion when their anger reaches beyonc proved, he'd say, 'OK, you can print Saturday and Sunday, ^ company plans for February. that, trusting thair judgement« ** the walls and at one point almost into 11 to 3:30 our seats. Con't from page 8 "Basically, I'm a writer, not a per­ It is one day in the life of these children, former, director or producer, " says The CSL's 6th Annual Police Game "but if I turn all those chores and the day Just happens to be Christmas. will take place in August with the At times I think the playwirght wants us over to other people, " he is quick to to feel that we are looking into a typical Championship Team toaveling to add, "it means my material will never American home. Certainly HAGAR'S New Yojk City in September to de­ reach the screen the way I envisioned d o ri fend the League's title as tie Gay it. So I act, direct and produce in CHILDRQi are our own and the play be­ self-defense. " comes a microcosm of society today-it’s World Series Champions. emotional upheaval. CSL-BENEFIT BOWLING TOURNEY It is evident that Brooks is defending We watch them rising from their beds^ himself very well indeed, judging effending to their inner conflicts while The First Annual Community Soft- from the succiess of his past films such dealing with the problems that the day ball League Bowling Tournament at as The Producers, Blazing Saddles, itself imposes. Playwright and actors Park Bowl will take place Simday, and Young Frankenstein. His latest January 29. Squad times will be film , HIGH ANXIETY, w ill be showing score a sriccess in making this inner/ 427 PRESIDIO AVE. outer world convicing. 1 pm and 3:30 pm. A free buffet in the Bay Area in the very near fu­ will be served and filmed high­ ture. Watch for it. It's a Mel Brooks The new boy, David, played with wet-cat film ! ! (between Sacramento hostility by John Finch wears his frustra­ lights of last years CSL Champion­ tion next to his dtin and keeps the action ship game will be shown. The en­ & California Sts.) 931-5896 fraught with tension. He is driven to try fee is $8. SO per person. There submission in a very effective moment by are two divisions. A division is for fellow "inmate" Diana, the girl who bowlers w ith currant or Blue Book must diet all year long so that she can averages. B division is for non-bowl eat an entire bag of roasted marshmallow: ers and bowlers without established a on Christmas. averages. A blind handicap system Society is afraid of them and parents do will be used for this division. A not care. They must learn to love each $50 cash prize will be given to the other in the end learn to ’ike themsleves,' winner of each division. Trophies as happily Diana admits. Susan Mittle- and other pfizes will also be given. man captures this complex character Tournament director is Duke Joyce, Assistant directors are Jack McGowan which is all the more difficult because and Mark Brown. she is the "normal" of the children. So between the girl who will soon be This IS the CSL's first fund raising leaving and the boy who has just arrived event of the year to help reach their is a conflict that can only be explained goal of eleven thousand dollars to send fifty of their people to New by the chaos of loves that lie between York City for the 1973 Gay World them: Rob, played byr Richard Rand, Series. whose modier might arrive next Christnas ’M e^in, played by James Lees, who is R gJO T RIP afraid to dress himself; and Sharon, played by Miriam Iranyl, who is the The CSL's Second Fundraising gentlest and the most disturbed. event will take place Saturday and Sunday, February i and 5. The HAGAR'S CHILDREN is not an easy piec« to sit through, but it is not depressing. Village is sponsoring a bus trip to We find ourselves caring and concerned Reno, The $35, 00 fee includes for these individuals. We want to reach hotel accommedations at Dave's. out and help them like the understanding- These bus trips ace always a hell of and paternal staff played effectively by a lot of fun with many surprizes, Vera De Martini and Ortez Alderson. Irene is the host and that alone is worth the trip. Don't miss it. The director, Michelle Truffaut, enhan­ The Best ces the tension of the play by her use of Mark Broivn

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(jan. 2 1 -Feb. 19) COFFEE DON'S Someone may try to sell you a bill of (Feb. 20- March 20) (March 21- April 20) (April a - Man a ) oods this month. Be alert above all. Lniphasls this month lies In the areas C ^ e you get started, there's no holding You diould be planning a trip to some­ grive other people the benefit cA the erf work and service. You desire to do back. Have consideration for those where now. However, if traveling isn't doubt if Tn^nlnH«»r^»a^v^^t^gf should arise. things by hand. Later, emphasis lies your didi, you'll flisa plenty of tl^ g s ENJOY OUR FINE DINING FACILITIES ^ The eixi of die month may bring con­ with rour mate or current ousiness to keep you busy. There is an opportun­ trary directions or indecisions. ***®c**te. People are generally co— ity to render someone a service, out be opaadve and you can tee eye to eye wary of strangers and hitch-hikers. with them. H GEMINI m CANCER LEO VIRGO (June 22- July 23) (Aug. 24-SepU 23) (May 22- June 21) There it a tendency now to talk too iluly 24- Aug. 231 : Ir s best now to take a back seat to Reject foolish nodons or dubious i much about penonal troubles os prob­ • wrw wvssa« TTAWJ »pj______others Service performed gives you lems. Later, influences are favorable itlon. this month. With that out S f S T anseweis to just about anything now}^ considerable satisfaction and, perhaps, for dealing with kin os close neighbois way, you can put yow mind into a safe but once■ I ■ W in ^a while, yemjwa* could be wrong. natitade. Romance with a co-worker or ftlendfc Don't spend too much or practical ws^ of increasing your eamlng A journey or visit may be made for an It likely. This is a good time to make potential. Inlnk seriously aootit some unusual reason. The people in your loan to questionable izsdivlduals diis creative eizdeavor you're quallfed to ample parking 50 feet away at Bartlet square agreements which w ill, no doubt, be month. You do thlizgs In a big way. sphere deserve more con sidération than long lasting. handle now. you've been giving them.

Also COFFEE d o n ’s Pizza Home Delivery SCORPIO WSAGITTARIUS U CAPRICORN LIBRA (Nov. 2 3 - Dec. 21) (Dec. 22- Jan. 20) [ince . (Sepu 2 4 - Oct. 23) (Oct. 2 4 - Nov. 22) Methods that worked in the pa« may no Ask questions to clear up a dubious This is a good month for making money . A month for meeting people and doing h* »PpUcsd>le, to apply new tec­ proposition this month. Try to avoid 9 6 4 ^ P'zza made with the freshest ingredients or coUecong for chatitable endeavors favors for friends. Be aware erf subtle hniques. Pay atteitfion to your career Ooid>lc over Aarcd astetfc Travel- get Help given someone can reflect well on mood Aiftt at puitlefc Make use of W things publidzed and drum iq> foreign you. A secret romance could blossom those talents and abilities diat have lain prospects^ Be vocal in exprealng prefer- business today. Have faith in yourself. ^ now. Popularity or die ablUty to stazid fallow. Long laid plans fiiully come to eitces. You have plenty of vlswllzation Keep commimicationt open. out in a crowd may be a drawback. fruition. capacity, but it could be a bit out of focufc C on't fron page 14

that Bill Lloyd gets na arried for good and marries off Flare to someone taste­ ful as well that Lady Vera de Charles finds true r 25W <14W i 0«||T Anne Chovey withitanding, one of the test bar on Castro EXPIRATION DATE! I flneat orienUl dining in the City of San that Don of THE HOMBRE shares the JAN. 31, 1978 I Francifco is to be had at The Canton twinkle in his eye with me Restaurant on Castro Street. I had the BAN FRANCISCO th at K im o of K][MO'S give Harry S u p e r Hung good fortune to be taken their by Art Gardener a live-in whatever BUNKHOUSE Morgan and Paul Crandell, along with IS08 MARKET that Larry and Ruth of the N'TOUCH TRUCKING MOVING TEL# 8«3-4«tt Dick Jay, we ventured out into a gloomy throw me out after die second toddy HOTEL rainy evening to an oriental dinner. th at lovely Freddie of the ELEPHANT Dom inant Notg as I have stated in previous col­ WALK finally completes his remodling :OMPANY ¿DELIVERY 38 umns, being from the mid-west, I am and keeps the warmth and good vibes r ü Q g e 1 hostile towards dishes that were never he's already put into_ that lovely water­ Hot S tu d served to be before by mother. Well, ing hole first off, as you enter the Canton, you that Pappy and the KALB'IDAR staff are struck by the natural wood walls and near or for CAb DRlVERS-SteaSy money 25 or'ok keep putting my deadlines back a day 8619699 older G California Drivers License intricate brass chandeliers, all very or six Over 9” blond and old China feeling. You are 2~4 men with Picture. 12 mos. in area? Good and my most special wish of all, that Police Reco^7 Cleand - Cut? Present greeted by a warm and friendly young each of you have a very happy', prosper EXOJUSIVEiy man who seats you at one of the pleasant able? Know city, then you may qual­ ous and loving New Year. .. and through lofge trucks! For those men wfxLwant a ify as a cab driver. Apph/ In Person and roomy tables and pours water into out 1978, be sure to keep something Oay-Wsek-Month stemmed amber glasses, then offers you ■ at Personnel office y'ellow cab 695 cooking on the back burner honey, and 621-6772 621-7137 (c c )| St. SF Equal Opportunity Emp.___ a menu that offers one a selection of the front burner will take care of its' PQft k&JT One Bdrm. Viet. Flat on dining fare that would do the Imperial self Hotel in Tokyo. Waller at Buchanan View, fully car­ Love Ya DEREK peted, lots of storage, Available Messrs. Crandell and Morgan decided on Anne Chovey l^ e rv ic^ Jan 1 1978 $275 utilities Included Sewwt N' Sour, while Mr. Jay chose P. S. I also wish that Cliff Newman Phone 863-5321 No Pets. (E25) Almond Chicken and I settled on some­ of the NOB HILL CINEMA continues 928-4255 L p b r b q i u a i , I thing called Beef Delight. Immediately, to book in winners like THE EL PASO XVAlUBCEJan lti7o' reaim s* &“ 1 v 5 we are served an entreee of crab and WREIBKING COM PANY... and that 15ECKS 6 NOTHING~BtJT DECKS'! L£«Jing-San Francisco Moctel 1 bdrm apartments Hardwood Floore cheese puffs, piping hot, with either lovely Jim Door of APOLLO GYM Tiled Baths G Kitchen Adults Only plum sauce or hot mustard sauce. To say Photos of work--Free Estimates. finds time to give me personal Von M eyer <41S) 285-2884 Two“8 X10 Fronlil Nude~C61or WldT No Pets Please Call Jack 861-6156. that these were straight out of heaven assistance in my weight-lifting Ideally Suitable (not Jessies) for fe2S) would be a gross understatement. The iast"ioartTover7Ages, 26- I i program.. . in the privacy of my home framing only. $9. Mu»- be 21 and Hunky, Hot, Lkg. for friends G crust of these bits of ambrosia just melt An Organization of Gay Catholics RJKTAQ't o “ sT'a MP'c S l l e c T stated so with order Box 2442 SF gym of course! !!!!!!! ORS. Old Collection 2500plus 94126 MiNfe (91 Lg." Rms'G New p ^ ' s in SF M arch 3 - Box 24085 in your mouth. The combination of the , and their Friends Baths! lOOlX Restored Viet. W/W plum sauce, the cheese, and the crab stamps cataloged $S, 000 Call Wash. D, C. 20024-Photos Please Dennis 626-0656 . Grpt., Stv G Ref. Super View, Grt _and we w ill send ours. f F 1)__ meat Just rolled around in your mouth Mass, 1st Sunday of every month - 3 p.m. NEW Trans-Mint Hill. Outstanding Value and m em ory for hoiu-s. N ext cam e the St. Peters, 24th & Alabama, San Francisco Good-looking, mexican st'jdent, 25 For 4 or S Guys. Two Units Avail Imperial Soup, which tasted like cream %C ò m e t a x P k S yrs. , 5'7", 155 los., 7 inch model. BAY AREA PARED BY CERTinED PUBUC at $475-600. No Pets 864-6626 of potato with celery bits. Quite delic­ Remaining Sundays of each month -6 p.m. Escort- Masse’jr-Versatile- Anytime Evng G Wkends______(e26)______ious. 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