Notre Dame Scholastic, Vol. 77, No. 05
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OVER THE HILL LAST ACT Jack had money—Jill had nil; Then there was the woman in the cir Jill married Jack—so Jack has Jill. cus v.-ho got a dishpan face from diving Jill went to Reno—now she's back; 100 feet into a tub. Jack has nothing—Jill has jack. —Navy Log ALONG THE ST. JOE STREET SCENE Geology Prof, (on field trip): These The doctor was on his way to an ur rocks were piled here by the glaciers. gent call when he saw an inebriate lying Frosh: But where are the glaciers i- \. face down on the sidewalk. Once or now? twice the ineb staggered to his i'eet, but Prof.: Why, they've gone back for DON HELTZEL, Editor he kept hitting a lamp post and falling more rocks. down. The doctor, feeling sympathetic, ROBERT D. LEMENSE...JHamafirin£r Editor Catholic U. Toiver DANIEL DOWNEY. Campus Editor went over to the ineb and asked if he BILL REYNOLDS Sports Editor could be of any assistance. ROBERT DUNNE. Admin. Editor The battered man hesitated for a ROBERT LONERGAN Promotion moment and finally said, "It's no use, FIRESIDE CHAT TED WEBER Photo Editor WALTER KRAWIEC Art Editor- Mac, we're walled in." Brother Rosie, quite distrait. J.A.MES CHRiS0VERGiS_Sfa# photographer Fell into the fire grate; GAIL FITCH, JR. Advertising Who would have thought that REV. C. M. C.\REY, C.S.C., Faculty Advisor Brother Eosie SIGNS OF THE TIMES Could make the room so nice and cozy. For the past six years our tutors have —St. Norbert Tivies Memlier of Catholic School Pres.= .Association and saved many students from failing. Associated CoIIesiate Press. Distributor of Colleff- iate Diiiest. Represented for national advertising We are ready to help you in any sub by National Advertising Service. Inc., 420 Madiaon .Avenue, New York City—Chicago—Boston—Los ject call us for appointment. Angeles—San Francisco. THE SCHOLASTIC is No, this didn't come from a humor published thirty-three times during the schoolyear HEAD OF THE WEEK at tT'p TTnivnrcitv of NO*TP DnmA Address all man magazine. It's part of a legitimate ad uscripts to Editor. 151 Alumni Hall or 121 Admin running currently in The Daily Cali- "Best Student Acts Will Compete For istration Bidg., iSotre bame. Inu. Cash at Dinner." fornian. Staff meetings in the Editorial Rooms, Old Ave —Temple University Neivs Maria Building: Sunday through ^Vednesday at The Notre Dame team of three thous 7:I.T p.m. and still practices three times daily. But CALL CENTRAL no cash! "Hell, yes," said the Devil as he an IN THIS ISSUE swered the phone. SEEING STARS CAMPUS A lad looking through a telescope mut Navy-Cleveland Trip 5 WEST COAST ATTACK tered, "Gawd!" i 8-20 Draft Poll : „..:. 6 The Navy and the co-eds had a tussle "G'wan," said his friend, "It ain't that „ Bearskin a Secret 9 at the recent Santa Clara-California powerful." game, and only the shore patrol saved ADMINISTRATION the day—^fof the Navy. Three of the Two Science Meets 12 gobs had wandered into the Cal co-ed COURT WORK Centennial "Review of Politics" 13 rooting section wearing Santa Clara col A gorgeous young creature from Venice ors on their sailor hats. In a very un Who spent all her time playing tennis, SPORTS ladylike manner the co-eds advanced, re Played the same rather peeled, Navy Battle ...16-17 moved the colors and the hats—but then And the form she revealed Irish Battle Army. : : :..„18 Made her court work a masculine menace. came the shore patrol to break up the Interhall Football 1. :.._.„.:^.-l9 offensive. FEATURES Dec-Merit College Parade _- 1 .. 3 BEACH SCENE One dog that Bill the cop has failed The Week ::.„..._._„..„ 4 It hardly seems honest or just to round up lately is a pitch black ter Telescope :„. 1: . ... 4 To decree that all bathings suits must rier who forages the hedge near Lyons Be modest and shy; hall for stray rabbits. The sailors have Pressbox Splinters .„.^ : 24 Yet reformers all cry. become so used to his presence they have Short Shots .. -.-..-.„..1_.._::I:.23 We'll cover their stomachs or bust. adopted him as a mascot. They call him Strictly Instrumental :...^ :.. i.25 —West Pointer "de-merit." Introducing : 26 3. TELESCOPE THE WEEK George Bariscillo JACK WOELFLE FRIDAY, Oct. 30: The ND Caravan Cleveland-bound; "Notre Dame Mu- sicale," WSBT, 3:30-3:45. TOP OF THE WEEK a beep not a beep? When it's a jeep. SATURDAY, Oct. 31: Close of October Speaking of jeeps, beeps, and boops, Adoration; "Last-minute boys" We're off to sink the Navy.- when are they gonna' take that awful thumb-ride their way Eastward; rattle off the Morning Bugle? Have Camijus news c^o Pischke & John you ever wondered - what they do with son via "Views & Previews," WSBT, all those empty cereal boxes? Well, they 12:30-12:45; Navy game kick-off 2 POEM have been turning them in for those new p.m. (Broadcast 1 p.m. South Bend My Bonnie lies over Route 31, knives and forks that we use to chop our Time) ; The Dan Downey - Tom My Bonnie lies over the Dixie, meat. Either the meat is getting tough Cooney Quiz Show, WSBT, 5-5:20; My Bonnie lies over in ye olde Eock. er or the knives are getting duller be Big doings at the Fenway Hall Hotel Boy! Ain't those St.. Mary's girls pre cause the meat doesn't scream any more after the game; Non-game goers at varicators I when we go to cut it How about that tention : Have your apples, candy, rug cutting fee the St. Mary's girls and pennies ready for the "witches" have to lay on the line if they want after the campus movie, "The Bugle dates? ... Badin Bog is to be made over Sounds," 6:40 and 8:40 p.m. VICTORY DANCE into a toucli-football field for the Navy. Sort of a gentle introduction to the SUNDAY, Nov. 1: All Saints' Day; They're more like a parade than a briney deep Big blow for "Eed" Paste the South Bend "Tribune" dance but they're really the thing this Lonergan. He sneaked past the guards headlines upright on wall; ?, WSBT, semester. Fifteen intermissions in a min in Cartier Field long enough to garner 10:05-10:30 a.m.; Interhall game-of- ute boys. The St. Mary's girls like them some quips for his SCHOLASTIC column. the-week; undefeated "gentlemen of because it gives them a chance to wear No bells for the lugs who threw him out Walsh" vs. "up-and-coming Frosh shoes. The big joke is the waiter asking _ It seemed that the favorite song of Breen-Phillips" in Cartier Field; what you'll have to drink. They have during the mid-semester exams was: Glee Club "trip" to distant Elkhart. two kinds of drinks at the Indiana club; "Praise the Lord and pass the informa warm coke and cold coke. Dancing is MONDAY, Nov. 2: All Souls' Day; Ray tion." quite an experience. In fact it's a nov mond & Boss' highlights of Satur elty. According to the girls from the day's game, WSBT, 3:30-3:45; An Eock there are two kinds of dancers here nouncement, of Junior Prom band at N. D. Those who can't dance, and THE CAMPUS STUDIOS (tentative). those who don't know how. At the Rock there are no kinds of dancers. The thrill If you ever want to see a swell bunch TUESDAY, Nov. 3: "Farewell To Thee." of the evening is not when our Queenie of guys doing something worth while (give up if you haven't the solution trips, but while the band plays the polka and enjoying themselves at the same within 30 seconds). and we trip, dip, and slip. Then the or time then drop up to the "Quiz Show" WEDNESDAY, Nov. 4: The Lardie- chestra whips into the Victory March at the campus studios some Saturday af Chrisovergis movies of the NaA'j'' and you grow very red as your, date ternoon. This show is really unrehearsed game in Engineering auditorium. from South Bend gives out with: "Beer and is carried off with maximum effi beer for old Central High." Because he ciency. Tom Cooney and Dan Downey THURSDAY, Nov. 5: "Buy another isn't wearing high heels, after every set together mth the other lads in the Radio Bond for Uncle Sam" as Irish move the N.D.