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by Kevin Waddell version at $3,000, and $10,000 to relocate all compactors to shipping Humber pays more to get rid of and receiving in 2002. its garbage than any other Anderson said she is hoping to Ontario college, but the implemen- recover that amount in the first tation of a new pilot project focused year. on recycling could change that. For now, "We're performing very Humber currently spends poorly," Anderson told council $92,536 a year in payroll, parts, members about the school's recy- maintenance, and man hours to cling program. "People are not sure handle its trash, Carol Anderson, what goes in the recycling bins." manager of Campus Services, told the Academic Council last week. Anderson presented to council an alternative method, which could save the college more than $20,000 a year by increasing the amount of "Our theory is that waste the college recycles, in turn reducing the amount we ship to recycling has to be landfill. "Our waste audit showed that we attractive, inviting, were only recycling only 18 per cent of our total waste," Anderson said. and obvious." "It's a matter of reconfiguring the garbage collection equipment." - Carol Anderson In an agreement with OMG Media of Concord, Ontario, the col- lege would receive 22 3-in-i recy- cling and trash "stations," like ones seen near TTC bus stops vrith slots for trash, cans and bottles, and Anderson said she receives com- plastics. plaints about the current method In exchange for placing adver- involving large blue bins. She said tisements on them, OMG will pro- that people don't like the smell or vide the attractive stainless steel visual appeal in the hallways. containers free of charge. "Our the- In an informal poll, a dozen stu- ory is that recycling has to be attrac- dents were resoundingly apathetic tive, inviting, and obvious," to any change in waste manage- Anderson said. ment. In addition to the OMG bins, Kavidhan Sundha, a second-year Humber will purchase 250 plastic Accounting student, said she would bins with a similar design, and the be more inclined to use the OMG 150 blue plastic containers current- bins for recycling because they look ly in use would be used for paper cleaner than the current blue bins. recycling. "I don't really pay attention to The college sent 690 tons of advertising," Sundha said. garbage to the landfill in 1999 at Catherine Marrion, a faculty $70 per ton. Additional costs for member at the School of pickup can also range from $1,500 Performing Arts, was not keen on to $2,500 per month to collect from having more ads on campus. the two bins on North campus "The incursion of advertising in Anderson said. Currently, those our lives, on so many levels, is expo- bins are not equipped to compact nentially growing," she told council. trash, they just collect the garbage "Advertising ... is not conducive to bags thrown in by the various the type of teaching that I believe IIEREK MALCOIJ^I departments in the college. As part in." of the pilot project, one of the bins John Mason, director of would be converted to a compacting Ancillary Services, said the bins do bin to reduce the frequency that the mean more ads on campus, but the TO AIR IS HUMAN bins are emptied. college does have the right to refuse OMG will be given permission to any proposed controversial ads. A Humber Hawks hopeful shows off his ups in an attempt to land a spot on the post advertisements on the sides of Advertising revenue will be very 2000-2001 Men's Basketball team. The team should befinalized by next Wednesday the containers, and in exchange minimal as well, Anderson said. they will supply the $55,000 bins Currently, Durham and Centennial in timefor thefirst game of the new year on October 13. free of charge. Humber will supply use OMG's bins. "I spoke with both the 250 additional containers cost- colleges," Anderson added, "and ing $10,000, a promotions package both are extremely pleased with worth $3,000, the compactor con- their programs." NOT ^^OM Septemeber 28, 2000 News Et Cetera Task force to find New logo dollars for students by Desmond Devoy result, students are having to pick took longer than it should have to still up more of the cost of education. install air being conditioning at the A new task force has been set up "Students are being saddled Lakeshore campus. to investigate the efficiencies of with the costs. ..if there was an "We don't see how we can get Ontario's colleges. investment in it [post-secondary more efficient.. .Humber is very The Advisory Task Force on education] then we could ask the efficient. Humber isn't perfect but Investing in Students, formed on institutions to freeze the fees. Who the students seem satisfied. I'd Sept. 19th, by the Ontario Ministry else is going to pay for it if the gov- rather have a student complain of Training, Colleges and ernment doesn't," asked Beyer. about crowded hallways than about tarnished Universities, will be looking into "We need to hold them to their the lack of a quality education," he how Ontario's 25 colleges and 17 report and see the report reflects said. by Kevin Waddell ent identities going out," Hubbs universities are run. They will also the need for affordable, accessible It is estimated that Ontario's said. look at how new technologies can education." colleges will face enrollment The use or abuse of tbe school Katharine Webb, a graphic be used to make these institutions Here at Humber, the task force increases of about 20 per cent by logo on three publications from designer in the marketing and operate more smoothly. is getting a positive, if uncertain 2003, while universities will face a Humber College was questioned at communications department, said The Ontario Community College welcome from the administration. whopping 40 per cent increase in September's Academic Council that the variations on the logo were

Student Parliamentary Association, "They're looking for good ideas enrollment. Humber though, is meeting. within the guidelines because of (OCCSPA), says the task force is a on how to spend tax dollars v^sely," preparing for the anticipated One week after the Humber Et the background colour. The varia- welcome initiative, but any changes said Dr. Richard Hook, Vice-presi- increase. Cetera was warned not to mess tions, she explained, ensure the it recommends dent of "number's been planning for with the logo, the Academic logo does not get lost in the back- must not come at a 'It's always goodfor gov- Academics. this for some time now," said Hook. Council learned three Humber ground. cost to students ernment to go in and be "[But] the com- The school has a wish list of 72 documents cop- But Hubbs education. mittee is going programs it would like to start up. tain three differ- Said she is con- sector. It's "To be honest, reviewing the to have to get About eight programs were started ent variations of cerned that the college system your money, it's my going and it will in 1999 and 12 more have been the same logo. other depart- has been efficient money." have go clarify added this year. By 2003, when The docu- ments might not for several years," its own man- both Grade 12 and OAC students ments, school cal- know the guide- said Tracy Beyer, -Tracy Boyer date. We don't will be graduating from high endars sent out to lines for using the dcCSPA's have details on school, Humber should have about recruit new stu- the logo. executive director. She added, how- it. We've heard about it in a sketchy 30 new programs up and running dents, were "The policies ever, that increased funding is a way. We know as much about it as to accommodate the extra load. brought to coun- should be given critical issue. you do." While the school is adding new cil's attention by out to everybody "The colleges need more money Humber has had to deal with the courses, it is not receiving any addi- Barbara Hubbs, in the college so they can offer more quality to cuts of the past years, while trying tional funding for the pilot pro- professorand fac- that it's going to students they've had to do more to make the best of the situation. grams. For Hook though, "It's bet- ulty advisor in the affect," she said. with less," she said. "Our bottom The college had 45 per cent cut ter to spread out the pain here a lit- School of Infor- Hubbs said line is that we need more money from its operating budget, which tle bit," by adding the programs mation Technology. other schools in the college put out [for post secondary education.]" was done with "A fair bit of pain," now instead of waiting for funding Hubbs said a colleague showed flyers and other publications, aside^ According to the OCCSPA, according to Hook. that may never materialize. her the documents, and pointed from the Et Cetera. If they don't provincial funding per student has Because of these cuts. Hook So while both the administra- out the council heard last year that have a copy of the policies, other gone down over the past decade. In admits "Students are having to be tion and the OCCSPA remain skep- a uniform logo on all publications departments might also infringe the 1990-1991 period, colleges inconvenienced. There are renova- tical of the task force, for Tracy is required to project a consistent on the logo guidelines, she said. received about $5,125 per student. tions that didn't occur that should Boyer. part of the force's mandate image. Hubbs added that she has not been By the 1999-2000 school session, have occurred in a timely way. We appears noble. "Now, different publications sent a copy of the policies regard- that amount had dropped to $3,059 are doing 75 per cent of what we "It's always good for govern- have gone out, and there are differ- ing the logo. per student. In those years, com- should be doing." ment to go in and be reviewing the munity college enrollment has Hook cited the problems with sector. It's your money, it's my Visit us on-line at: increased by 35 per cent. As a the parking lot and the fact that it money." wiuiv.etcetera.huniber,on.ca

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NICOLE J Minissauga Campus Ibronto (Scafborou^) Campus 5860ChedworthWqr GREAT MOOSE- Residents of Kirkland Lake, accompanied by Mel the Garbage Moose, 670 Progress Avenue Miwiaaauga, Ontario LSR 3W3 Ibfonto, Ontario MIH 3M made the trip down to city hall to protest the dumping of Toronto garbage in their communi- ty. NDP provincal leader Howard Hampton, (third from right), showed up to lend his support. (905) 501-8000 (416) 289-3642 News Et Cetera September 28, 2000 3 AIDS walk Torontonians join world protests to promote ^y Brett aarkson profiting from this don't give a IMF and World Bank, which were infrastructure within nations. damn," said James Paul, executive set up in 1944 to help reduce world "The issue really is not just writ- Hundreds of chanting, placard- director of the New York-based poverty and maintain global finan- ing off the debt," said Vasuki waving demonstrators descended Global Policy Forum, which moni- cial stability. Shastry, Asia-Pacific spokesperson awarnesss on Toronto's financial district tors global policy at the United Opponents of the IMF and Bank for the IMF. "The issue is how do Tuesday to speak out against third- Nations. "They're just licking their are demanding they forgive the you help these countries promote by Alexandra Cygal world poverty and the effects of chops and pulling in their profits. debt of the world's poorest nations. growth and good policy." global capitalism on the world's Although the protest was peace- The World Bank says debt relief So how do students feel about Close to 20,000 men, women poor. ful, police were prepared to deal is an issue that's very important to globalization? and chUdren walked through the The protest, organized by with any threat of violence. Before them, but it's not easily done Mike Smith, 20, a first-year York streets of downtown Toronto, last Toronto Mobilization for Global the demonstration began, a military because the money is needed to University student, says globaliza- Sunday, to support the on-going Justice, was in solidarity with the tank was deployed in front of the finance development projects in tion "is definitely the bringing battle against AIDS. massive demonstrations in Prague Courthouse at 360 University poorer countries. together of the people of the world The 11th annual AIDS Walk against the International Monetary Avenue, where the demonstrators "The one thing that we're really as one amorphous mass under the Toronto promoted awareness and Fund and World Bank, who are cur- assembled. The tank soon disap- concerned about is making sure control of all the rich people of the raised funds for critical resources rently holding their annual meet- peared, but there were an estimated that the money from debt relief is world." and services provided by AIDS ings in the Czech capital. 100 police on hand, including five really used to address issues like Both the IMF and World Bank Committee of Toronto and other "We wanted to show Toronto police motorcycles and nine AIDS in Africa, or access to clean say they're taking the protest move- community organizations. and the people of Ontario that peo- Clydesdale horses. water, education, the things that ment seriously. "Getting the final num- ple in Canada are in world solidari- Police made one arrest before really make a difference," said Ana "People here at the Fund and the ty with our brothers and sisters in the protest began. Fernando Soto, Luna, media-relations officer at the Bank are willing to take a look at bers in, we don't have yet, Prague," said rally-organizer 33, was taken into custody on World Bank in Washington D.C. which policies need to be pursued, but I'm confident that we Jonathon Hodge of the Toronto unspecified charges stemming from The IMF says more of a focus which will bring about globalization can succeed." Mobilization for Global Justice. the June 15 Queen's Park anti- should be put on building up social which is just and fair," Shastry said. "[We're] fighting against the egre- poverty demonstration. -Tim Martin, gious errors of the IMF and the At 4:45 p.m., the protesters Chair ofAIDS Walk World Bank, fighting against poli- moved steadily down University Toronto cies that keep large chunks of the Ave towards Adelaide and over to world heavily in debt and in pover- the Toronto Stock Exchange, chant- ty." ing "the people united will never be This year's walk also featured a Many complex issues surround defeated!" Community Fair, which included the anti-globalization movement, Tooker Gomberg, who is run- many of the community groups which peaked with the shutting ning against Mel Lastman for that benefit from the raised funds down of the World Trade mayor of Toronto, was spotted such as the Alliance for South Organization talks in Seattle this among the crowds handing out Asian AIDS Prevention and the past November. leaflets and shaking hands. Positive Youth Outreach. At the forefront is the growing "I think its important to protest 'The turn-out of people has gap between the rich and poor when you have organizations like been great," said Tim Martin, nations. Opponents of global capi- the World Bank and the IMF, which Chair of AIDS Walk Toronto. talism condemn the large multina- are causing such hardships in the "Getting the final numbers in, we tional corporations who exploit world," Gomberg said. In recent don't have yet, but I'm confident cheap labour in the third world. months, an international ground- BRETT CLARKSON that we can succeed." "The interests that are really swell of criticism has centred on the The goal this year is to raise STAYING PEACEFUL-Hundreds protest world poverty. $500,000. ENTERTAINMENT New this year was the first annual AIDS Walk Toronto BBQ ya call ? and a Molson Beer Garden, fea- Who gonna turing local entertainers as well as by Jessica Markoff possible to request their services at "We had to get an environmental special licence," said Hibbard. Canadian singer/songwriter Kim their Web site. There is a next day permit from the Ontario govern- Late spring through fall are the Stockwood. When Mike Peterson looks at service policy for most pick up jobs ment. Anyone who goes to remove busiest time for Trashbusters and Walkers got a chance to win garbage he doesn't just see trash, he unless the load is large and time trash in the city and pick it up and they usually hire seasonal employ- great prizes, including airfare any- sees a pay cheque. consuming. transport it anywhere requires a ees for the summer months. where in North Peterson, a first year Court and Trashbuster charges anywhere America courtesy of Air Tribunal Law student at Humber from $45 to $330 according to the Canada/Canadian Airlines and College works for Trashbuster, a size of the load they are picking up. tickets to a Tina Turner concert, student run business that picks up "A small load would be some- courtesy of CHUM FM. trash, unwanted household appli- thing like a household appliance, Those who participated put up ances and other rubbish that people pretty much one item deals, or stickers of reasons why they would like removed. something like a dozen garbage decided to take part, on big walls "I like the independence of driv- bags. Large loads are generally placed at the finish Une. At the ing around to the job sites and pric- things like if someone was tearing end of the event, the walls were ing the jobs myself. It's also nice to down a shed or tearing up a kitchen full of little white stick-on notes, deal with the customers yourself. I and they had a bunch of old cup- and the reasons were many. like the idea of being my boss," said boards, that kind of stuff," said They ranged from the person- Peterson. Hibbard. al: "For Michael" to "I want sex to There are currently three One of Trashbusters newest cus- be fun again" to "Human Nature." Trashbuster trucks in Toronto and tomers is Gerry Cybulskie, mainte- Martin said that another goal of six students employed by the com- nance supervisor at St. Michael's this event is to get people to pany. The basic wage is $8 an hour Cathedral, located at 200 Church understand that "AIDS isn't over." plus commissions. St. There have been a great deal The company, created about five "I see their trucks all the time of drug therapies that have been years ago in Vancouver, has been and I figured I'd better give them a presented in the last few years," operating in the Toronto area for call and see how good they are. Martin said. "They are helping four months. They did a good job for us and I will people live longer, but there are John Hibbard, native of give them a call again," said also a lot of side effects to that. Vancouver and recent graduate of Cybulskie. And because these people are the University of British Columbia, The loads of trash are dropped still living longer, the need for the moved to Toronto to expand the off at several different locations in services that these agencies pro- business and took the position of the Toronto area. Recyclables are vide is increased, so we still need operational manager. separated into bins the rest of these events." and 'There was a company already the trash goes to the dump sites. More than 41,000 Canadians here in Toronto called Trash Trucks Target Transfer and Resource are currently living with the HIV and the two owners of the company Recovery, a privately owned com- virus and, every week, 42 more wanted to sell. Trashbusters was pany, receive the construction Canadians are infected. looking to expand easterly because materials Trashbusters drops off. AIDS Walk Toronto is we had only been operating in Trashbusters has a special Canada's largest single-day AIDS Vancouver, Portand, Denver and licence issued by the government fundraising event and has raised JESSICA M.\RK0FK Los Angeles," said Hibbard. for transporting the trash from over $5.5 million for the cause in TAKING OUT THE TRASH- Working for trashbusters is All the toll free calls go through their customers' homes to the dump the last 10 years. students to extra the Vancouver office but it is also sites. a wayfor like Keith Martin make money. 4 September 28 , 2000 News Et Cetera New Web site gives students an EDge Super card on by Carlo Corbo to an agreement with EDge. EDge has twice approached EDge Interactive Publishing has Humber according to Stephen introduced a Web site where Anastasi, Humber Student students can buy and sell used Federation vice- president of books off the Internet. Campus Life. The used book Web site "We didn't have a Web site so (www.b00ks4exchange.com), we couldn't establish a link," said the horizon launched nationally on Sept. 5, Anastasi. "Right now we are inves- allows students from across the tigating it." by Brianne Binelli country to buy and sell textbooks He said the HSF Board of Fate ofproposed combo card likely to other students, free of charge. Directors will be meeting and a You will be able to leave your Selling students are required to final decision will be made soon. credit cards and money at home to be known by school year's end register and then post the text- He also said the HSF wanted to if a new multi-purpose card is intro- books they want to sell. The study the agreement with Foliett, duced to Humber students in the by a student, said John Mason, and some pop from the bookstore prospective buyer can contact the Humber College's Bookstore own- future. director of customer relations. and has no money, they can make seller by email or phone to arrange ers, to see if there is a conflict. This new card will act as a meal "The intent would be to expand their purchase without any hassle. a deal. The students settle on an Humber Bookstore manager plan card, a student photo identifi- the use of this card to include areas Library books will also be signed individual price for the textbooks. Mitch Walker was not aware of cation card, and library card for the such as the bookstore and the out with this card and librarian

The only additional charge is the EDge or the fact that HSF was con- whole student body. Ideally it will library so students would have the Lynne Bentley thinks the card has shipping cost, which the buyer will sidering an offer from them. be used to pay for laundry, parking, convenience of using one card," both disadvantages and advantages pay in an agreed method of pay- "It's all news to me," said food and shopping at the bookstore. said Mason. for Humber students. She worries ment. Walker. Don Henriques, general manag- that if the card gets lost, students There are plans to expand the Walker did not appear to be er of food services thinks the card will be in a bad situation. In regards Web site to offer more services in concerned about losing any busi- "The intent would be will be beneficial to students in a to the library, Bentley said it will the future, according to Wilkins. ness, saying students already swap number of ways. continue to provide the same serv- expand the this It will be a "full blown student used books in the hallway. But, use of "The biggest thing is not having ices as always. portal with radio stations, full said the bookstore is supplying stu- card to include areas such to carry money around," said First- year Business Management scholarships, culture, live video dents books at a better value com- Henriques, who also said the card student Saba Siddiqui also thinks as the bookstore and the and dating," said Wilkins. He also pared to past years. will speed up service and protect that the new card would be a great said the site will include a past Walker also said the bookstore library so students would students from losing money as eas- idea. exam database where has its own Web site that allows ily as before. "I think it's good because students can have the convenience of you exchange exams and sell other students to purchase books online. Managers of various restaurants only have to pay once and you don't

goods similar to what is presently EDge President and CEO Chris using one card." and services in the school agreed have to worry about it for a long offered on e-Bay. The purchasing Wilkins said the site has amassed a - John Mason that the card would be a good a idea time," Siddiqui said. and selling of exams is legal. collection of 6,200 books with for students. Mason has not found a system The site is operates in conjunc- more than 2,000 students regis- Mitch Walker, manager of the that will be able to accommodate tion vrtth colleges and universities tered. This idea is in the preliminary school bookstore, said he is "for the the proposed new card yet. He is from across the country in a rev- "It is the leading used textbook stages so it has no official title yet. If smart [new] card from the stand- preparing a proposal to be sent enue sharing plan. Student coun- site in the country," Wilkins said. implemented, students would pay a point that it will facilitate students' through the purchasing department cils will share profits from the ads According to Wilkins the site has flat fee at the beginning of the year interaction with different resources to a viable vendor. The school posted on the site. processed approximately 2,000 which will cover most costs that on campus." He pointed out that if a hopes to have a response from ven- Humber College, has not come sales so far. would be generated in a school year student just wants a bag of chips dors by the end of the year. Celebs unite for global warming by Jessica Markqff Talk to him and keep your Canadian celebrities joined David energy clean, tilt into the wind Suzuki at the Insomnia internet and harness its suggestion. cafe for the launch of his organiza- Reflect its glory, make a birdfeel tion's new on-line campaign for cli- good, befunny and transparent, mate control. don'tfall to soft competition Shoulder to shoulder with between ugly ideas and those who Suzuki were musicians Bruce don't want them ... the infinitely Cockburn, The Tragically Hip's emailable PM." Gord Downie and Shift Magazine - Gord Downie publisher Andrew Heintzman. Alex Boston, outreach co-ordi- Canada and is also recognized nator for the Climate Change proj- internationally. ect, hosted the event and outlined Heintzman, who was also cele- the main goals of the new site. Web brating his two-year-old daughter's "The is intention to drive traffic birthday, emphasized the impor- to the fax lines and burn the fax tance of how climate control will lines of the Prime Minister of effect future generations. Canada and premiers across the "For the unborn and those who country, to try to ensure that will be born in the next 10 years this Canada lives up to its commitment is going to be probably the most to protect our climate," Boston said. serious issue they face," said The campaign is asking people Heitzman. to use the new Web site to commu- He added that this will be a nicate their concerns about climate LISTEN UP - (left to right) David Suzuki, Gord Downie, Bruce Cockburn, and Andrew grassroots issue that will bubble up change its and effects on their lives. from the bottom Heintzman prepare to address the at the internet in Toronto. using Web tech- Suzuki, a well-known scientist, media Insomnia cafe nology and the Internet to pressure environmentalist, and broadcaster, Suzuki said. breaks my heart, Cockburn said. fundraising abilities in raising politicians. plays a large roll in creating aware- Bruce Cockburn's music is rec- "That's why I'm here showing my awareness of many social and polit- When the speakers finished ness about issues that concern ognized around the world and he support to David Suzuki and his ical causes. pledging their support to Suzuki's Canadians. He spoke of the has accumulated 10 Juno Awards foundation, in this effort to influ- This past weekend the Hip per- new campaign, each used the Web urgency in communicating to throughout his career. Cockburn ence our government." formed a benefit concert in site to email and fax the concerns to Canada's government that has travelled the wprld and his Apart from his music career, Winnipeg to raise funds to ensure the Prime Minister. Canadians care a great deal about music shares the experiences and Cockburn finds the time to be an that children are out of war conflict The site has a generic fax design the country's position on global emotions of the many places he has honourary chair of Friends of the zones. page in place and it takes little wanning. seen. Earth Canada and lends his support Downie contributed a piece of effort to add your personal infor- "It's important that Canada "Over the years that I have been to various environmental education poetry he wrote for the campaign mation and send it off to your show the internafional leadership doing this travelling, I've seen a programs. titled Email the PM. provincial and federal politicians. that we have been recognized for large deterioration in the natural The Tragically Hip is recognized Shift magazine is one of the Visit Suzuki's Web site at around the world in the past," beauty almost everywhere and it for its benefit concerts and most popular Internet magazines in www.cUckforcleanair.org. News Et Cetera Septemeber 28, 2000 College to get Awarness is the key to upgrades from Humber's waste problems by Stacey Roy tuition Humber College's environmen- increased tal is expected to dish committee the dirt on planet friendly issues by Liberata Caccamo improvements include replacing and bring awareness to the cam- the data projector in North cam- pus. The Humber College Quality pus' lecture theatre, replacing fur- A selected group of students Improvement Plan will see over niture in various areas of the and staff will sit on the committee one million dollars invested into school and installing a multimedia to develop a potential environmen- the college to improve Humber's projection system for the Health tal policy. learning environment. Sciences programs. Started two years ago by former Rick Embree, dean of planning "Section B of the plan outlines SAC president Tracy Boyer and and development, and Lois initiatives that we are planning to chair person Larry Saldanha, the Willson, the director of do and most of them have actually committee focuses primarily on Government and Community been completed over the summer," Humber issues and business that Relations, presented the plan to Willson said. are related to the school. " use revenue from increased tuition The Quality Improvement Plan [Its purpose] is to form a col- fees, combined with $i million also discusses concerns about the lege wide task force to identify invested by the college to fund increase of enrollment in 2003 due issues of concern," Saldanha said. upgrades. to the elimination of OAC. Steven Bodsworth, dean of Increased tuition fees approved "Dramatic increases in existing applied arts and technology and by the Ministry of Training, programs will result in an oversup- committee member, said education Colleges and Universities generat- ply of many job markets as the of environmental issues is the focal ed $424,989 for Humber. double cohort graduates," the plan point of the committee. Embree said the plan, request- indicates. "This could result in dis- "You don't just stick out a recy- ed by the government, looks at satisfaction with colleges by cling box and expect people to use "what type of improvements we're employers and students and with them, you've got to educate them, LEE BAILIE making to college infrastructure to the public policy decisions related Bodsworth said. HELP ME, HELP YOU- Education is the best way for improve the learning environment to the double cohort." Last Thursday, a presentation students to cut down on excess waste around the college. for students." To combat this, Humber is was made to the academic council ager said environmental changes discuss the conservation of energy Changes include adding field introducing new programs leading in hopes of launching a new recy- should be visible by next year, but on large and small scales within the placements to some programs and to new job markets as a means of cling program. An audit was con- mentions that things can be done campus. Energy efficiency is an upgrading Humber's technology reducing the competition of exist- ducted by the Integrated now. Awareness boards and a recy- important area of discussion as air programs, as well as renovating ing programs. Environmental Services of Ottawa, cling program within residence, quality has been an issue for the parts of the school to improve aca- "It [the plan] needs to be provided information on how are some immediate ideas Maharaj school in the past, Saldanha said. demic space. approved by the Board," Embree much recyclable material is being mentioned. There will be three meetings for Some of the money has already said. "When it is, it will then go thrown out. Perspective members have been the committee this semester been spent on the replacement of forward so that all students will be The audit, done in late October approached to join the environ- although the dates have not been 20 high-end computers for the able to have a copy of it, as well as of last year, highlighted areas of ment committee. Each person set. For those interested in the AutoCAD lab at North campus and all staff at the college." improvement for cardboard reduc- brings another dimension to the environment committee contact updating the Macromedia training Publication of the plan was tion in food services, and concen- committee which diversifies the Larry Saldanha, the chair of the centre to a power G4 Mac lab. approved by the Board of trating on paper waste reduction in issues being discussed. Spencer committee at [email protected] Future changes are anticipated Governors at the meeting and the computer labs. Wood, who is involved in the ener- or leave a message at extension to be completed at the end of this copies will soon be made available Derek Maharaj, residence man- gy field, joined the committee to 5051. year according to Willson. These to staff and students.

I'LL HUFFAND I'LL PUFF-Although this isn't exactly a house of straw,second year Interior Design stu- dents, (from left to right), Natasha MacFadyen, Annelies Brouwer, and Krista Aquilina decided tofin- ish a class project of a straw bridge in front of the friendly confines of Java Jazz. This eight hour project took over two days to complete.

MICHAEL StAMOU September 28, 2000

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Cash makes the medals go round

the last three years the fund- sounds like improving your diet incentive in sports comes from the How much support were even a personal best anymore. In ing for Canada's national sport from a hamburger to a cheese- cash flow that will buy the better ranked amateur athletes actually Funding will make the differ- programs has increased "substan- burger. running shoes, get the best thera- getting, if last March the budget ence. Australia, with a smaller pop-

tially" said Prime Minister Sure, we would all like to think pist to heal the hamstring faster, for the Athlete's Assistance ulation than us, has proven it. Chretien in his defense of the that athletes participate in sports afford the elite quality equipment Program increased by 60 per cent? Leading up to the Olympics the host country's performance at the for the love of the game, but when and performance gear, to eventu- And how does a Canadian ama- country put $280 million a year

Olympics. Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod ally mold a more confident, proud teur runner focus on her relay- into sports, and is reaping what it Of course that explanation cor- leave their cheesy grins at the tele- and ultimately better athlete. race, at an international event in sowed with 44 medals so far. responds with the comment made vision studio, they're actually get- Timing is essential to the Mexico, when she and her three Bill Warren claims that the sys- hy Bill Warren, head of the ting paid. The more money they improvement of the sports pro- other teammates don't even have tem in Canada should be

Canadian Olympic Association, to make, the better their grins get. grams across the country and at all matching or proper fitting uni- "reviewed, revamped, restructured The Toronto Sun earlier this week, The same rule MUST apply to our levels. While we were cutting forms? and de-politicized," but that might "We're getting exactly what we athletes, from the grassroots levels funding for to consecutive years - So now we have eight medals take another to years.

are paying for." right through to professional. a time frame that encompassed between 311 athletes, and we may The nation needs to decide if it But "substantial" is such a Motivation in sports comes TWO Olympics - the Canadian probably finish with about 12, that wants to genuinely support ath- vague word. When we consider from a great support group - government should not expect an sounds "substantial." But imagine letes, which may mean enticing Canada's pathetic showing at this including family, coaches, friends increase of $2.65 million to ama- what our medal standing will be corporate funding.

international event, where most and fellow countrymen. Whether teur coaching only four months like when those 311 athletes drop And it has to happen before our combine nationalism and athletic we as Canadians can fully grasp before Sydney, to be of strong sig- down to about 150, because at this athletes start defecting to

prowess, "substantial funding" this concept or don't want to, nificance to the athletic programs. point it just doesn't seem worth Australia.. Bins for your bucks Ninety-two thousand five hun- less because some of the bins will dred and thirty-six dollars a be placed against the wall, thus year. reducing the ad space by 50 per That's how much Humber cent.

College pays to dispose of its trash. Some people might say the free A private company, OMG, has bins are more than enough of a promised the college almost a 22 kick-back. But that is a one-shot per cent reduction in that cost by deal. After the first year the college simply bringing in new and will be looking at a minimal finan- improved recycling bins to reduce cial return.

some of the waste at the college. OMG is a business. Businesses They are even willing to foot the are formed to make money. So you $55,000 cost of the new bins. better believe that the revenue All OMG asks for in return is from the ads on the bins is worth the rights to advertise on the bins, more than the cost of donating and collect the majority of the rev- them. enues generated from those ads. The college does need to find a So now students can walk down way to cut down on its massive

the hailwa>', past tiie bookstore and garbage bill. And maybe new recy- those giant Jacob ads and into the cling bins are the answer.

bathroom to be hit with Internet However, if the college con- and cell phone ads. tracts out the advertising on the Then they can pull out a copy of bins themselves knowing that 100 this newspaper and read more ads. per cent revenue was going directly After they're done they can go to to the college, the extra ads might one of the new OMG recycling bins be a little easier for the students to to dispose of the paper there, only swallow.

to be bombarded with yet another The OMG contract is negotiated ad on the outside of the container. on a yearly basis. Although the col- But just like the Sesame Street lege says that OMG is taking all the

song, Which one of these is not like risks because it is up to them to fill

the other, there is a difference with the advertisement space, the gam-

these situations ble must be worth it to OMG Humber recei\es a large chunk because Humber is not tiie first from the first three ad\'ertising school to take in tiieir bins.

sources. The age of advertisements is But from the proposed OMG upon us. Don't be afraid to recycle bins the college will receive a maxi- them. Humber just can't afford to mum of 83,520 yearly. That num- throw them away. ber will probably be considerably September 28, 2000 7

Please send your letters and comments to the Et Cetera newsroom in L231 All submissions must include name and phone numberfor verification OMNMAj

Finding My Marty was a moment of pure elation as those sweet would say to me, It words rolled off his lips to reach my ears. He 'Don't discourage sauntered out the door, his body completely relaxed her. If she wants Talking with acceptance of the fact that he had just left to do it she'll put

amazing truth lingering behind. I stared out the 100% into it and window watching him, and then my own reflection she'll do it,'" he smiling back at me. I could not conceive then how said, "But you much that statement would affect my life later, but know that you

I felt that I had just heard the nicest thing anyone will need something to fall back on." I, so we could e\x'r say. On a summer afternoon three years versed in the young person's reply to the worried

ago, I met Martin, forcxerto be named My Marty. parent, assured him that I intended to complete my An acquaintance once said to me: "It's so much university education. ..just in case. better to receive validation from a complete Satisfied with my answer, Martin expressed that TRASH stranger." I thought I knew what he meant, but I he found me to be "very pleasant, with the strong didn't fully realize the power behind its meaning and lean frame of an athlete." My face, he said, was I've got a lot of problems until I met Martin. "pretty and youthful." I was momentarily confused Okay, with you people! I was waiting on a subway platform reading I thought maybe Martin was getting the wrong idea I could swear, and I do, that this Venus to the Hoops - a book about the 1996 U.S from our talk, especially when he asked me to call Women's Olympic Basketball team - I was him about working for him. I knew, however, by his city is filled with savages. I work in approached by a man, whom I initially thought expression and farewell that Martin had no impure the Eaton Centre, dubbed the

peculiar. Probably in his late sixties, he wore a tan intentions. Centre of the Universe - really it's plaid rose face the preparing off. cotton polo jacket with blue jeans and a shirt. He to doors, to get As the Centre of Refuse. Not that any His face was round and bespectacled; his stomach the train stopped and the doors were opening, he other mall is better kept, or any - even rounder - hung comfortably over his belt. turned back to me, public domain for that matter. His stance made me think of Sherlock Holmes - "Well, even if I don't see you on TV, I'll still be is everywhere. only body tilted forward, hands behind his back. I was proud of you," he said. A firm nod showed the Garbage Not frightened at first as he approached because he degree of seriousness with which I was to accept his is it ugly, but it's also disgusting. seemed to lack a sense of, or respect, for personal statement. The warm smile showed the kindness of How lazy are YOU, that you cannot And garbage in ashtrays. ..people - space mine which he was certainly invading. his heart that I will always remember. throw your pop can in the recycling please. I had not yet found my place on the page when Instantly, I was glowing with pride and confi- bin or your snotty Kleenex in the Ashtrays are not trash cans. It's his baritone voice bellowed in my ear, "What are dence. I felt that "better feeling of validation from a trash? not rocket science. It's unnerving to you reading?" I thought of answering, "What do stranger," that my acquaintance from the night Sure, there are people who are have to field Band-Aids and napkins you want?" But when I looked up at this stranger, before was talking about. I knew then that my who was now staring at me, he appeared harmless. dream of becoming a professional bailer and sports- paid to clean up, whether the areas to put out a cigarette. My expression lightened and we began a conversa- writer was not so "out of this world." It was amaz- are playgrounds, malls, or schools, Speaking of which, why do tion. ing to me that someone, who had no connection to but that's no excuse to be a slob. smokers insist on just chucking He immediately picked up on my interest in bas- me and no motive, could possibly care about my You can walk into our cafeteria their butts on the ground? That's ketball, and as would any person who only pays outcome - win or lose. - any food area - and find pile upon what the ashtray bins are for, unless attention to the championship team, he asked if I I could not stop smiling and I probably told every pile of half-eaten foodstuffs, soiled of course they're overflowing with liked the Bulls and if Jordan was my favourite play- person I spoke to about my encounter. A friend said napkins, wrappers sitting atop trash. Vicious cycle, I guess. er. As for himself, he explained that he was an to me: "Those kinds of thing only happen to writers, and accountant with his own business. Surprisingly, he so you must write about him!" food trays. So, if you see some crazy chick

had a bit of basketball knowledge: He understood Yes, indeed I am writing about my Marty, who Come on, man, are you really with a whitey fro around campus that I was a small forward, but wasn't quite sure represents more than the stranger on the train who that worried about getting to class freaking and yelling at someone, how effective I would be at rebounding, considering offered me a few nice words. My Marty is the affir- on time that you can't walk your you can bet it's because the Yellee that I was only 5*8", and he suggested that my uni- mation of my goals. He is the compassion and con- sorry butt over to the garbage can? just threw something on the versity team would have to make use of a "Dennise" cern for others that traditionalists thbught were lost Our support staff already has ground. Rodman! His spirit was genuine and unassuming; in modem, urban society. Our meeting proved how he was just being friendly. the gap in communication between the young and enough worries [read possible I beg all of you: let's band togeth- By the time the train arrived, Martin knew I was the not so young can be bridged - at least long strike] without having to pick up er and outstretch those garbage- a student, home for the summer, and had a dream enough for each to learn something from the other. after every Humber student. bearing hands towards the trash of playing professional basketball overseas. is Our My Marty the reminder that everything works out Garbage litters our streets and can. It's not even so much the envi- conversation moved away from question and in the end, regardless of the diversions and delays, our hallways and it's nasty. I don't ronmental issue of cleaning our answer as Martin began to express concern in my the wanting and the not receiving, the hard work know how many more times I can areas, but it's the principle behind future. and the harder work. step - or sit - in gum before I snap. it. Sherlock Holmes became Walter Cronkite, ani- My Marty is Martin, wherever you are in the city mated by a Jewish-Montreal accent. "Some people of Montreal, my inspiration. SAVAGES! Stop being lazy. ..savages.

Word on the Street what do you think about Canada's Olympic performance?

"It sucks!" "For us, (7 medals) is a "Well, I haven't really "I think we're being overshadowed "I think it's exceptional- Narindr Kalyan great accomplishment. watched much, but I guess by the coverage on the use of ly.. .wow, I should say Law clerk We don't have the money, they're doing okay!" steroids by other athletes. The great. I think the per- First and we don't have as medals we do win, we should be formance is Year "It's first watch- much exposure. We're an Angela Molinaro very proud of, because we won great...great." my year underrated country." Business Management them without cheating." ing. But we could do bet- ter." Manny Evora First Year Matthew Macmartin Kingsley Hudson Graphics and Packaging HRT Business Management Lyndsay Stamp Second Year Second Year Second Year Law Clerk, First Year 8 September 28, 2000

"Tattoos should mark a point in your life like memories that you can'tfor- get" ^^L nC Ct?CT C^ Daniel Gmiter Here

by Lori Evans sensitive skin it would only irri- tate and cause further problems college students Most said Bertucci. thought they would have When over the counter grown out of pimples, black- cleansers are not doing the job, it heads, and whiteheads by now. might be time to see a dermatolo- Unfortunately many young adults gist. The most effective products still struggle with the daily battle for skin conditions need to be of skin conditions. When a per- prescribed by a doctor. son thinks about things like acne, Dermatologist, Dr. Walter they instantly think the way to get Cohen says, "What you're really rid of it is to wash their face, trying to do is prevent the scar- which must be dirty. ring, and the earlier you start "Acne is not related to hygiene treatment the more likely you'll but to hormones, oil glands and prevent scarring." such things as the hair follicles on Don't use too many facial your face," says dermatologist products Cohen adds. For cases Vince Bertucci of Woman's that include just a few reoccur- College Campus Hospital. A per- ring pimples and long lasting son should look at their whole blackheads, a dermatologist will routine and not just what they use prescribe topical therapy. on their face, though what's in the Topical therapy includes external product is a good way to start. creams, lotions, gels and washes When buying over the counter that when given time will, reduce skin products to keep your skin acne bacteria, whiteheads and clear there are some cleansers on blackheads. the market that are better than In extreme cases that do not others. HIDING-Tattoos are not always in inconspicuous places. However, the choice darken lum respond to topical therapy a der- "It all depends on your skin tattoos matologist will usually prescribe of can be important to yourfuture decision to keep or to remove them. type and where you're starting," an internal therapy. Using antibi- pharmacist Chan Wong said. by Emily Dolan otics is not a cure for acne but will Youthful compulsive choices are Starting with products that are reduce the amount of acne bacte- laser penetrates deeply non-comedogenic is a good way The ria. For those that suffer from into human skin, vaporiz- easily regrettable later in to begin saving further damage to life blackheads, a dermatologist will ing the ink. The body reacts by your face, said Bertucci. The best over four times as much as it ing those pieces away then who prescribe vitamin A acid. There pushing the unwanted substance over the counter products for did to get them put on, for two are you?" are many products over the out. facial cleansing should include reasons. She also says she appreciates counter that say they have vita- Getting a tattoo is generally a Benzyl Peroxide. The percentage "Setting a different example the art and permanency of tattoos. min A, but it is actually the acidic painful procedure for most, but of Benzyl Peroxide will depend on for the kids," he said was priority Biro even designed one of her value content that combats acne. getting one removed is worse. skin type. If the cleansing product as a father. six tattoos. For those who want to stay Just ask Stan Rosenberger, were for someone with oily skin, a Rosenberger also said the "Your body is a canvas and if young looking, break out the SPF father of two, 38 from Bradford. percentage of five would give the decision was made because tat- you're going to paint it, you might "I guess [I got them] ultimate- best results, but for someone with continued on page toos give people different impres- as well paint it with your own 9 ly because I was in control," he sions." hands," Biro said. said. "You're just a little bit out of Tattoo removal costs anywhere Biro said her decision to keep the norm. Identification." from a minimum of S200 to S500 her tattoos would not change if Rosenberger was tattooed in a depending on the size of the tattoo she was faced with a similar situ- somewhat intoxicated state with said an Oahnlle clinic. A tattoo ation as Rosenberger. 1 friend. measuring two-and-a-half inches Gmiter sees it a little different- "We partied and then woke up by two-and-a-half inches can cost ly. with tattoos. I guess it wasn't a S300. "Well, yeah, I would get them conscious decision," Rosenberger For many, tattoos are repre- removed," Gmiter said, but adding said. sentations of their identity and "It's kind of hard to put yourself in Rosenberger has been remov- the idea of removing them is far someone else's shoes." ing his tattoos for the past five from people's minds. Daniel Neither student has large years. had a scorpion He and a Gmiter, a 25-year-old microcom- extravagant tattoos, with mermaid, both in colour. done puter management student, and Gmiter's easily hidden. Each one is gone it took and Tamara Biro, a 19-year-old psy- "In the shirt line area, above him eight sessions of intensive chology student have no inten- the wrists and below the neck. In laser treatment, which he said tions of removing their tattoos. case of job interviews a long was more painful than getting "Tattoos should mark a point sleeved shirt will cover them." the tattoos. in your life like memories that Biro said she wouldn't get any- Each treatment takes a month you can't forget," Gmiter said. thing dramatic tattooed until her to heal the Laser Rejuvenation He has a Polish eagle tattooed future is stable. Clinic in Oakville said. over his heart, a dragon on his "I would never get a tattoo all The laser, which is called a arm, and a tribute to the the way down my arm," she said. Double Frequency Yttrium Canadian army on his left A tattoo can make all the differ- Aluminum Garnet, or the YAG, shoulder "where the badge is on ence in the future. penetrates the skin without direct- the uniform," Gmiter said. Rosenberger said he would ly affecting it, instead it makes Biro said her tattoos are an still get his tattoos if he could go contact with the ink, pushing it out image of her self-expression. "I back in time, but he would make through the skin, creating an open like the theories of folk and fan- more tasteful tattoo choices so wound said the clinic. tasy realms," Biro said. "That's they would be appropriate for his loi^evans Rosenberger decided to get MYTH-washing your face does not always trans- who you are and if you start tak- children to see. his tattoos removed, which cost late into a clear complexion September 28, 2000 See a doctor when non-prescription acne products have not worked, you have acne Birth control pills like Dinac-35 and Greasyfoods and candy does not scars pimples; large, painful Tricyclen reduce acne and you have contribute skin problems - dermatologists Dr. Vinee Bertucci and acne bumps; you have dark patches where - dermatologists Dr. Vince Bertucci and Dr. Walter Cohen pimples used to be Dr. Walter Cqhen FaceFacts.com is the skinny continuedfrom page 8 as moisturizers clog the pores in your skin. Women who wear make- 15. A sunscreen is very important up are adding to the problems their in protecting our skin not only pores already have. When wearing from cancer, but also from aging. make-up a woman should look for "People who use sunscreens products that are unscented, oil- will age a little bit later than they free, or water based, and should normally otherwise would have", apply the make-up lightly. Make-up says Cohen. People that suntan should be washed off as soon as it is are not at any higher risk of get- not needed. ting skin conditions than those of As for the myth that chocolate, us who choose to use a higher SPF and fried foods will cause break- to keep from browning. In truth a outs, there is no real proof that this little browning of the skin gives us is true. The truth is that no food is extra protection from the sun. really bad for skin. That doesn't In trying to keep a clear com- mean candy and fried foods will plexion there are many things you contribute to bad skin. Proper can do. nutrition leads to good health, "When using hair products which in turn promotes skin fit- remember to clean it off your face, ness. Eating a balanced diet with and for those that wear their hair lots of water, fruits and vegetables on their forehead they should find a is good for your body and mind, new hairstyle," said Bertucci. and also your skin. Hair products and things such SPECIAL TREATMENT-Skin demands attention and various treatments P.AUL FERGUSON

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10 September 28, 2000

"It should be a pretty crazy event." -Kenny Dimech CAMPUSdUJJJi see "Down for the count" Library welcomes the Web Kiss 92"^ eoodbye ^-^ •' byhu AshleyAshleu KulpKuln pathfindersoathfinders and our materials for dents and other databases for by Desmond Devoy Tony Lee [the X-rated hypnotist students to use online, and then business and medical students to performing at Caps] and late on You can now surf Humber's more and more resources went use. Kiss 92.5 FM may no longer be Friday everybody was going library from the comforts of online. We hope that students will "It gives students 24-hour welcome at Humber College. straight to the pub," said Anastasi. your ovm computer. still come to the library though," access, but this way if a student is a On Sept. 8, the station's heavy Kiss proposed moving the The Humber College Library and Zekulin said. night owl, they can go online and do duty Hummer was to appear at the Hummer appearance to a later Media Services has once again reno- some last minute checking of stuff "It gives students 24 hour North Campus. But the station date, but this wasn't possible. vated its existing Web site to accom- for assignments," Zelukin said.

cancelled that morning and Steve "I didn't want it to be on a date modate students. access." Zekulin also said the library has added links to helpful encyclopedia Anastasi, Humber Students' when nothing else was going on," said Features of the site include peri- -Margie Zekulin Federation vice president of cam- Anastasi, who said Humber students odicals, research guides and general and dictionary sites to make pus life at North, said he was as are the big losers in the dispute. library information such as hours The Web site allows students of researching less stressful for stu- surprised as anyone. For Anastasi, being let down by and policies. both North and Lakeshore campus- dents. "They're letting us down. It's not Kiss 92 doesn't necessarily mean a Margie Zekulin, electronic es to search library resources such The site is updated often but the end of the world, but they did permanent ban on appearances by resources librarian, who maintains as catalogues from both Humber parts of the renovations are still

have a commitment," said the station but it will be some time the site, said this is about the third and other community colleges and under construction said Zekulin. Anastasi. "There were a ton of other before the top 40 station will be renovation the site has gone specialized databases. Students wanting to check out radio stations willing to come in back in his good books, he said. through since its launch in 1997. There are NewsCan and the new site, can go to Canadian Newsdisc for media stu- www.library.humberc.on.ca. that day ... they set a bad reputation "They do appreciate the "The idea was to . get our for themselves, basically." Humber crowd. But they just did- f At the heart of the rift between n't come through," he said. "They'd HSF and Kiss 92 was a scheduling better do something really good to problem said Anastasi. make nip for that day because we "This v^ras just a crappy thing that got stood up." happened," said Psyche Ke, a Kiss The stations Anastasi are con- official. "Sales events do take prece- sidering using instead of Kiss in dence over community events. I find the future include the Humber it unfortunate that I'm talking to you radio station, CKHC 90.7. [the Humber Et Cetera] about this Joe Andrews, the co-ordinator of instead of to Steve." number's post-graduate Radio pro- According to Ke, the station gram, would welcome this opportu- notified Anastasi as early as nity for the station, but was quick to Wednesday about the scheduling defend Rogers Communications, conflict. Anastasi maintains that the owner of Kiss 92, as being a he did not learn about the cancella- good partner to the program. tion until early Friday morning. "Rogers has been a very good com- "They wanted it later on Friday pany, very supportive in our pro- ASHLEY KULP but that would have conflicted with gram's activities," he said. LAUNCHING - A student checks out the newest edition to the library. Holy hibachi forum foodman hy Tara Smith how improvements can be made. Fire up the barbecue! That's what Food Forum also plans to conduct the Food Forum did on Tuesday surveys throughout the year to get night when it held a "Welcome the opinions of students who aren't BBQ" for all students living in resi- a part of Forum. dence. "[Food Forum] gives students a GET A FREE* PAGER The barbecue was just one of the voice within residence and the events the Food Forum plans to put school to make sure they get what on this year. they want," said Forum chair per- Other mouth watering treats the son Trissia WORTH $69 . 95 Mellor, a third-year Food Forum has up its sleeve are Public Relations student. "We're turkey dinner for Thanksgiving and the ones paying for it, so why • get oy FREE MotoroLvfuller Uvyowr choke' green pistachio pudding on St. shouldn't we get a choice?" Patrick's Day. About 15 students came to the 3 c^Uiirs aneis pa^i^ ^la^s stMTti^ at ^i^JS^a^moKd^ > of Forum's first meeting on Sept. 19. Students discussed everything • UnUuutedewtuK^ euui u/etkenei Lon^ VUtMU^caiiin^ unthU^C^ from bringing their own dishes to "We're the ones paying the cafeteria to save Styrofoam VaytuKe^ callingjust ZOc/mUv.^ withUv ComaAa, tuuC Mtytutu> to^tke^, i and for it, so why shouldn't get a discount on meals, to the new dressings at the salad bar, to the • Al/>n^ unifv Utdmite^L hti&rtut atcess!" we get a choice?" lack of fresh vegetables available in -Trissia Mellor the cafeteria. All ^39.95/inontli Mellor is a second-year Forum for just member and said last year there Students can also expect events were about 11 members who com- start saving today! Cal» PHiiuis al. for Halloween, Christmas, mitted to regular meetings and t i 5:^ Valentine's Day, March break, helped with special events. S66 317-7 3 .' Easter, and year end. She was pleased with the Food Forum is a group of stu- turnout for the first Forum meeting dents who work with the food serv- of the year. ices department to improve and "The group seems excited-so Canada maximize usage of student meal I'm excited about this," Mellor said. Ofltr not valid for residinct studaim. * Appligs to customers tkit swfich to Primus for Lorig DiUmim itnica UnlmitM long disunce ^plnt w M^rimua plans. Students are welcome to Forum meetings wall ^ be held the serving areas tt Call Pnmus for other great savir^s plant Sdme conditions appiyi ™ Motorfila fs e tyadanMr]c d{ Molprtff a. INC attend meetings to express their second Tuesday of every month, in ' .. . . t . .. opinions and suggestions about room R112 at 6:30 p.m. '

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"Weird" Al Yankovic received a Bachelor's degree in Architecture in 1981. In the 40's, the Bich pen was changed Al "Grandpa Munster" Lewis used to He also served as valedictorian of his to Bicforfear that Americans be a college basketball recruiter. high school at age 16. would pronounce it Bitch. -www.auschron.com - VHi's Behind the Music -www.users.globalnet.co.uk

Lending a hand at Humber Comedy crack-ups

by Patricia Lima

The Canadann, located outside the technology wing, would have even Andy Warhol scratching his head in wonder.

"I think it's weird looking," saitf Colin Brown, a first-year Plumbing student. He said it doesn't make for a good artistic structure because "it doesn't make any sense. [It's] just like a post." Brown guessed that Humber dis- plays the Canadarm because an engi- neering student may have helped to construct the structure.

Mystery revealed The mystery of the Canadarm is { found on its plaque.

It states that it is a fiiil-sized repli- ca of the space shuttle arm, built by the Toronto-based company Spar Aerospace Limited. It was conceived, designed, and built by Robotic Machinery Inc. as a | working display at Expo '86. It was given to Humber to serve as a monument to Canadian technology and a source of inspiration and achievement to the students of Humber College. •First launched in 1981, the Canadarm is Canada's most profiled contribution to NASA's space shuttle program. 12 September 28, 2000

"The bottom line is we've "There's going to be another million got bragging rights. E-Commerce sites within the next -see Harvard story four years." BIZTBCH -see Web story

Humber goes Harvard Waiting list Ion for WebDesign, by Valeria Sladojevic-Sola

Lions Gate Films brought Hollywood to Humber College Maintenance this summer when scenes from the film Harvard Man, starring Sarah by Cameron French students are allowed to develop Michelle Cellar, was shot on cam- their portfolios while they still pus. Students waiting to get a piece of have access to the lab. Then we The gymnasium morphed into a Huraber's red-hot Web Design start the next session," said Lima. bustling movie set on July 17. & Maintenance program better get "We sort of run on our own cycle Within days the proud blue and in line. Right now the November down here." yellow of Humber was transformed fall session is full, and the waiting The program features a unit to Harvard red to fit the vision of list for the Spring session is at 10 that introduces students to Flash, the basketball film's director, and counting. Fireworks, and Dreamweaver, an James Toback {Black and White, .idustry standard in Macromedia "The demand is Two Girls and a Guy). Web development. tremendousfor people Lima says the Humber pro- "Because we're hosting who know how to do Web gram offers a balance of Web design and programming that Nationals this year we sites, particularly ifyou makes prospective students had a priority to get the can do some choose it over others. "There are other ones, but it floor done." E-commerce stuff." seems students check out the other -Doug Fox, -Gary Lima curriculuras and come here and say that we're the ones who have it VALERIE SLADOJEVIC-SOLA just right," he said. "We make them go through The gym was closed for a week SEEING HARVARD RED-well at leastfor afew days! Gary Lima, manager of the actually building an E-coramerce due to the installation of a new Digital Imaging Traimng Centre site and learning how to write the floor. The Harvard court was easily convertible H on the floor part of the crowd." housed deep in the bowels of N code. I think that's why our [pro- restored at an estimated cost of filled the criteria needed for the The revenue from Harvard Man wing, says the appeal of the pro- gram], is so popular. We're the $12,000 courtesy of Lions Gate film to be shot here, Athletic will be put toward operational gram lies in the wide-open job only one that really covers both Films. Supervisor Ted Lowes said. costs, repairs, upgrade in equip- market that awaits the graduates. sides in the same program." The Athletic Department "The bottom line is that we've ment (nets, volleyballs, basket- "The demand is tremendous for With a job placement rate of earned $14,445 for the three-day got bragging rights," Jim Bialek balls, etc.), and staffing of the people who know how to do Web nearly 100 per cent, Lima says the shoot, conference assistant said. "The gym is more than just a recreation facilities, Bialek said. sites, particularly if you can do outlook for the program is bright. Shannon Blace said. gymnasium, [it has] a presence "Because we're hosting some E-commerce stuff," he said. "As long as the Internet keeps value to college is "Our the not and profile within the [local] com- Nationals this year we had a prior- Now in its fourth year, the pro- growing, it looks like (well keep only for lifting weights," manager munity and around the world." ity to get the floor done. And it gram has grown from a part-time growdng)," he said. of Facilities and Recreation Jim "The film production people coincided with Harvard Man," 12-week course with an enrollment "There's going to be another Bialek said, "Our value is financial were super cool," Humber event Athletic Director Doug Fox said. of seven to a fiill-time 19-week million E-commerce sites within as well." staff member Michelle Richmond, "Otherwise, we wouldn't have been program that handles 19 students the next four years worldwide so, location, number's the two- said. "We were allowed on the set able to allocate the funds for it." per session. the demand is tremendous for sided bleacher gymnasium and the and were in some of the shots as "There's 16-weeks in the class- people who know how to build room, and three weeks where the Web sites." Economics Department receives cash Award

by Sara Szulc are obviously delighted to receive this award," said Dean of the Business School Michael One student from the Economics department Hatton will benefit from a cash award donated by Yolanda de Rooy, senior vice president of the publishing company Pearson Education Pearson, said they wanted to demonstrate their Canada. The faculty has decided that the $250 support for the excellent teaching faculty in will go to one student from either North or Economics at Humber, and the dedication of Lakeshore campus in Micro or Macro the students. Economics. "The department provides students with a Students eligible for the award must have complete learning experience by utilizing a vari- taken both Economics courses in either fall, ety of excellent Pearson Education learning winter, or summer of the last academic year. materials," de Rooy said. "In addition, the fac- The award will be based on the highest grade. ulty is innovative, particularly with its use of "It [the award] recognizes the value of eco- WebCt to help teach basic economic principles nomics in the business cirriculum," said to first year- students." Business Administrator Co-ordinator Laurie The awards will be delivered in November, Turner. and represents the first time Pearson has given Pearson is the largest educational publisher an award to a student in Economics. in Canada, publishing texts for schools and Hatton said the award represents the consol- post-secondary students of all disciplines. "We idation of another relationship with Humber.

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by Brad Horn For students looking to buy a vehicle, now is the best time to save

years or 100,000 kilometres. A more, Hiscock suggested the Civic even been talk General Motors may stuck with variations of the old For many Humber College stu- five-year, 160,000 kilometres cor- Special Edition with an automatic start using Honda engines in their fashion trailing axle suspension dents the idea of buying a new rosion warranty, and five year, transmission. Usually priced at cars. since its introduction in 1982. car never crosses their minds. 100,000 kilometres roadside assis- $17,500, Hiscock said dealers Hiscock said if students want to The Cavalier also hurts in the Most students are more con- tance also comes standard. would most likely let the car go for buy a Civic hatchback they must do fuel economy department. On the cerned with homework, outstand- Inside, standard air condition- $16, 500. so now, as next year's all- highway the fuel consumption is ing loans, and if there is enough ing is a feature none of the Neon's "There is not a lot of mark-up on 10.8 litres per 100 kilometres, Easy-Mac in the cupboard to get competitors offer. Also, the Neon Honda's in the first place," nearly 2.5 litres more through another week. comes with an AM/FM cassette Hiscock said. "The amount then the next highest But for those students who save player and dual airbags. of profit we make on a Chrysler Neon. enough change from the couch "Besides the standard features hatchback is less Fuel economy cushions or amass a small fortune you have to look at the car and see now than also exceeds the as an on-line day trader, now is an the fit and finish as well," O'Dowd Neon in the ideal time to buy an entry-level said. "Everything is colour keyed city by 0.3 economy car. Dealerships need to and the interior has a nice litres per 100

make room for 2001 models, shine to it. It doesn't look kilometres. meaning 2000 models are being like cheap plastic." Despite offered at lower prices with special For Humber students these few financing. near graduation, Chrysler's downfalls, "Interest rates in this type of Grad Rebate Program offers Cohen said, market, and this level of vehicle is an additional $750 off the the Cavalier's really what makes it," said Brendan purchase or lease of a new two bodies O'Dowd, sales associate for QEW Neon. styles, coupe 427 Dodge Chrysler. "Most of these With an all-new design for and sedan, and the people are first time buyers." next year, Honda is also trying to standard ABS set it apart from the rrs A HONDA-the base civic As most students lack enough clear out its 2000 Civic hatchbacks new Neon, Civic and Corolla. ex is now offered at $15, money to fully pay for a new car, by offering a 7.8 per cent financing 150 Civic will come Now may be the best time for a dealerships offer financing. If a rate. in coupe and sedan form only. student to purchase a Cavalier, as vehicle is financed, the manufac- With a base price of $15,150 the at the start of the year., .dealers will Chevrolet also offers an afford- the base price is expected to rise by turer lends the buyer money to pur- Civic CX hatchback comes with a take less mark-up on the cars at the able economy car to students in the as much as $990 next year. chase the car. This amount must 1.6 litre, 106 horsepower 4-cylinder end of the year because they do form of the Cavalier. Proving its continued popularity then be repaid to the manufacturer engine. A five- speed manual trans- have to clear them out." Manufactured on the same in the Canadian auto market, over a specified period and at an mission and tilt steering also comes Honda warranties the Civic for assembly line as the Pontiac sun- Toyota has already sold out all if its interest rate set when the car is standard. three years or 60,000 kilometres. fire, the Cavalier comes standard 2000 Corollas, but is offering low purchased. The Civic lacks many standard The drive train is warranted for five with a 2.2 litre, 115 horsepower, 4- rates on the new 2001 model. Nearly 30 different economy features, including a cassette player years or 100,000 kilometres. cylinder engine mated to a 5-speed The base price of a Corolla, with cars are currently offered in the and a front passenger airbag but Corrosion is covered for five years manual transmission. standard features such as a 5-speed Canadian automotive market. Four fuel economy is high at 7.6 L/ 100 and unlimited kilometres. No road- At a base price of $16,745 the transmission, CD player, automatic of the most recognizable and popu- km in the city and 5.8 L/ 100 km on side assistance is offered. Cavalier is "a lot of car for the headlights and dual airbags, is lar are the Chrysler Neon, Honda the highway. Because Honda has concentrat- money," according to Stacey Cohen $15,625. Civic, Chevrolet Cavalier, and the Sean Hiscock, sales associate for ed on building different types of of North York Chevrolet Financing is offered at 5.9 per Toyota Corolla. Castle Honda, said the styling and engines for years, Hiscock said Oldsmobile. cent, and Toyota's Grad Program The Chrysler Neon is one of the- engine has made the Alliston, their design stands out. "One of the things is price and allows students $500 to $1000 most expensive cars in the econo- Ontario built Civic the number one "It's like with Nike," Hiscock the other is the standard features," towards the purchase or lease of a my segment, with a manufacturers selling car in Canada for the past said. "I'd buy a Nike shoe or Nike Cohen said. "The anti-lock braking Corolla. suggested retail price of $18,670 two years. clothing, but I don't play Nike golf system is standard.. .on a four door, Vinh Ngo of Dave Nicholls for the base model LE. "The styling looks very remote keyless entry and power Toyota said it is the new front Chrysler is now offering the good," Hiscock said. locks are basically standard." styling and economic 1.8 litre, 4- Neon at a sale price of $16,488 "They are a lot Other standard features cylinder engine that will attract with zero per cent financing for 60 sportier than the include a 4-speaker students to the Corolla. months,a figure which O'Dowd Corolla. Plus AM/FM stereo, dual "It has a sporty look to it," Ngo said is attracting a lot of buyers. you see a airbags, and long life said. "And of course another thing "The interest is really what is lot of engine fluids. is when the college students are doing it," O'Dowd said. "A lot of The drive train looking for a vehicle they want one people are taking advantage of and basic war- good on gas." the zero per cent...that is ranties on the The Corolla's 125 horsepower the main selling feature Cavalier are engine uses Toyota's latest WT-i right now." either three engineering. The WT-i or Variable Despite its high years or 60,000 Valve Timing Intelligence system price, the Neon kilometres. The constantly regulates the timing of comes with the corrosion war- the valve in the engine cylinders, most powerful ranty is for six keeping fuel consumption and engine in its class, a years or 160,000 emissions lower. 2.0 Utre, 4-cyUnder, kilometres and The WT-i technology allows the rated at 132 horse- roadside assistance Corolla better fuel economy then power. A five speed offered for three the Neon, Civic and Cavalier. In the manual transmis- years or 60,000 kilome- city, fuel economy is rated at 7.3 sion also comes tres. litres per 100 kilometres. On the standard. Chevrolet is currently offering highway fuel consumption is 5.3 The power of the Neon's engine 0.9 per cent financing on the litres per 100 kilometres. Cavalier, a cred- The Corolla is warranted for does not hurt its fuel economy HEY GOOD LOOKING! The Cavalier is one 0/ the more along with $1,000 falls in the middle of it's it for graduating students to put three years or 60,000 kilometres. which atrractive cars on the budget list, but not great on gas competitors at 8.3 L/100 km in the towards their lease or purchase. Drive train and corrosion are both

city, and 6.2L/100 km on the high- The Cavalier falls behind its warranted for five years or 100,000 way. guys who dress them up and lower balls when I golf. I'll play a Titleist competitors in some areas. Most kilometres or unlimited kilometres The Neon has a three-year, them. I think that kind of adds to or a Top-Flite cause that is techni- economy cars use a modem form of respectively. Roadside assistance 60,000 kilometres warranty. The the fact that they are popular." cally what they do." independent suspension in the rear is available for three years or drive train is warranted for five For the student looking for a bit According to Hiscock, there has of the vehicle. Chevy's Cavalier has 60,000 kilometres. 14 September 28, 2000

"The ideal image of men is changing "The next thing she knew, it was 10 and that is definitely putting more hours later.. .she didn't know pressure on them." where she was." -Cheryl Bradbury -Joanne Strother See "Eating woes" See "Better safe" Better to be safe than sorry by Alys Latimer a few sips of her drink. The drug's amnesic effects leave "The guy suggested they go the person with little or no memory the time, which makes it ideal for Slie was onls gone tor a minute, somewhere more quiet," Strother of it of sexual assault. but it was long enough for the said. "The next thing she knew, perpetrators drug to be slipped into her drink. was 10 hours later.. .she didn't know In appearance, the drug is simi- Ten hours later, scared and con- where she was." lar in size, shape, and colour to fused, she realized her mistake. Despite awareness of the many Aspirin. She had been drugged, assault- drugs in circulation, many women As a sedative, it's ten times ed, and left with no memory of are still victimized because they stronger than Valium. The drug what happened. don't believe that it could happen to dissolves easily in liquid and is Now, women are being issued a them, or they put too much trust in odourless, colourless and tasteless warning: the date rape drug may someone they've just met. once dissolved. be closer than you think. Kenny Dimech, operations man- It can take effect within 20 min- Victims have had the drug ager at Caps, said Humber College utes and the effects may last for up slipped into their drinks at bars, has been lucky so far, having had no to eight to ten hours. parties, and social events. problems with drugs for the pur- Rohypnol enhances the effects of

It is used to incapacitate indi- pose of sexual assault. alcohol, causing loss of inhibition, viduals who are then left vulnera- "We are aware of the prob- extreme drowsiness, relaxation and ble to sexual assault. lem. ..we share information with blackouts. The drug is called Rohypnol, but other campus pubs [such as] When it is mixed with alcohol or it cause respiratory it is known by several different Ryersonand UofT," hesaid. "We other drugs, can names including Roofies, Rib, have postings in bathrooms and distress, coma, and even death. Rope, Roche, and Party Poppers. at the bar. We're on top of it." Once the drug is taken, various Joanne Strother, a crisis worker Dimech said staff orientation symptoms can appear. for Victim Services with the includes training to recognize the Keep a look out for quick Toronto Police, said a recent rise in symptoms of Rohypnol, so staff intoxication, impaired co-ordina- reports of drug-related sexual members are prepared to handle tion, dizziness, and hot and cold assault could be due to increased any situation that may arise. flashes. awareness of women who realize According to information pro- Caps and Crime Stoppers offer they may have been drugged. vided by the Brock University several tips to avoid becoming a Women know the signs and Police and the University of victim. symptoms and are coming to police Toronto Faculty of Nursing, They stress never to leave drinks more often. Rohypnol is manufactured in unattended even for a short time. Strother said one victim report- Mexico. Do not accept open drinks, espe- ed being in a neighbourhood bar. It is not legally available in cially from strangers or someone She was joined by a nice looking North America. you have just met. man who chatted with her at the ALYS LATIMER It is used medically in more If you think you have been than countries to sedate drugged or assaulted, tell someone table. PARTY TIME - Women beware. Rohypnol is slipped into 65 then left to the wash- patients for surgery or treat severe you trust and get medical attention She to go a drink in seconds and can turn a good time into tragedy. room. When she returned she had insomnia. as soon as possible. The ABC's and 123's of HPV

by Alexis Zgud The most common and contagious STD everyone should be aware of sexually transmitted disease The not a health threat, but over time, The most common treatment is women have a cancer-causing Pap smears, or a referral to a colpo- that causes genital warts, could become active. cryotherapy, or freezing the wart strain of HPV. However, only some scopist who will examine cervical human papilloma virus (HPV), is "If it's inactive, it's not going to with liquid nitrogen. There is also a women will actually get cervical cells through a special scope and the most contagious and common do anything, but you could still topical ointment called podophyllin cancer. may take biopsies of tissue. STD in North America. transmit it," Varma said. that is applied to the wart and In recent studies, strains of HPV She said the risk of cervical can- According to a September 2000 Other strains of the virus cause washed off in a few hours. have also been linked to anal and cer drops for women who get regu- Health Canada report, 20 to 33 per genital warts. This is almost always Trichloracetic acid (TCA), lasers, prostate cancer in men. lar Pap smears. cent of sexually active Canadian the first indication of infection. and surgery are options reserved Although there is a DNA test for "Cervical cancer happens to women may have the virus. Warts can occur in and around for warts that resist other treat- HPV, it's too costly to perform on a women who don't receive Paps on a Vanita Varma, a sexual health the vagina, anus, and thighs of ments or are inside the body. regular basis. regular basis." counsellor at the Hassle Free Clinic, women. On men, warts appear on Removing the warts may not be Varma said a woman's best But Varma stresses that it's said the number may be as high as the head and shaft of the penis, the successful in removing all traces of means of detection is to get annual important for people to keep their 75 per cent. scrotum, thighs, and inside and the virus. Warts that have been Pap smears, a technique that takes perspective about HPV. Varma, however, doesn't want to around the anus. removed recur in 10 to 40 per cent a sample of cells from scraping the "The majority of people have it, put a damper on people's sexual of cases and need additional inside of the cervix. but warts can be treated. And if you relationships. may treatment. go for regular Paps, you're being "I don't want to tell people to "/ don't want to tell peo- Sixteen strains of HPV are con- respectful of your health." stop having sex," Varma said. "Ifyou go for regular sidered to be high risk. To decrease the risk of infection, The virus is transmitted through ple to stop having sex." "If someone has one of those, Paps, you're being Varma encourages the use of con- sexual contact between areas that -Vanita Varma they have the greatest risk of can- doms for anal and vaginal sex, but have been infected, direct "genital respectful ofyour health." cer," Varma said. "condoms don't cover everything," to genital contact," and through Genital warts can also develop in HPV is known to cause cervical -Vanita Varma she said. To reduce the risk of oral sex. The virus is not transmit- the mouth or throat of a person who cancer. Because of this, transmission during oral sex, dental ted by blood. HPV has had oral sex with an infected research is conducted mainly on Abnormal cells revealed on a or plastic wrap is suggested. HPV can incubate for months or dams person. no statistics not, however, indi- years before symptoms appear. women and there are Pap smear do The Hassle Free Clinic is located They grow in small clusters affects cate cancer. The most recognizable symptom and available about how HPV at 556 Church Street on the corner have a small raised growth, with a men. "If we see abnormal cells in your of Church and Wellsley. of HPV is genital warts, but often cauliflower-like appearance. The "Men are mostly talked about as Pap, we can do further testing," To contact the clinic, call there are no symptoms at all. (905) warts may also be found flat. carriers," said. Varma said. There are over 100 strains of Varma 922-0566 and a staff member will Warts can be removed with Canada, Further HPV, including many inactive a According to Health testing can include answer questions concerning your variety of treatments. of monitoring strains. These particular strains are approximately 10 per cent by a physician, repeat health. September 28, 2000 15

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by April Labine Men with eating disorders are same regardless of your gender, more likely to blame unnatural regardless of your age," Bradbury Anorexia, bulimia, binge-eating weight loss on physical, rather than said. "It's a matter of self-esteem disorder, muscle dysmorphia- psychological problems, like self- and control." women are not alone in their strug- esteem. Muscle dysmorphia is a disorder

gle for beauty. Doctors sometimes give a wrong found primarily in men. It is often Male eating disorders are not a diagnosis because eating disorders described as the opposite of anorexia. popular topic on the news lately. In are still seen as an issue exclusive to While an anorexic obsesses about fact, they're barely mentioned any- women. being too big, someone suffering where at all, but that doesn't mean The most common eating disor- from muscle dysmorphia obsesses they don't exist. der among men and women is about being too small. T'ley think

Men make up about lo per cent binge-eating, followed by bulimia their muscles are inadequat 3, so they of people diagnosed with anorexia and anorexia. exercise compulsively.

nervosa, and 20 per cent of those The binge-eater eats to excess Muscle dysmorphia is common

diagnosed with bulimia nervosa, frequently, often in reaction to among bodybuilders, and it is not however, these are numbers based depression. They are usually over- unusual for wrestlers to binge on on those who have sought help. weight. carbohydrates and then purge in

"There are probably an abun- Someone with anorexia suffers order to make it to a lower weight for dance of men that, whatever rea- drastic weight-loss and sees them- class. JENN MOSSED' son, don't feel comfortable," said selves as overweight regardless of A report by the National Eating PUMPING UP - Although we don't hear about it as often, Cheryl Bradbury, acting assistant how much weight is lost. Disorders Information Centre men are just as concerned about their image as women are. program co-ordinator at the The bulimic endures constant showed that men with eating disor- National Eating Disorder Infor- fluctuations in weight and has peri- ders were dissatisfied with the same over-value physical appearance can past. Usually there are a number of mation Centre. ods of binging, followed by purging. parts of their bodies that women trigger eating disorders in their reasons. "There isn't enough informa- This can involve self-induced vom- were. children. "The ideal image of men is tion out there, and there may not iting, fasting, excessive exercise and People develop eating disorders Those with eating disorders changing," Bradbury said. "And be an accessibility for treatment laxative abuse. in an attempt to be in control of often have a history of being over- that is definitely putting more pres- specified to men." "Generally the disorder is the one's body and life. Parents who weight and have failed diets in the sure on them." i6 September 28, 2000 ENTERTAI^I^ENT

An Evening of Humber Arboretum Frolics Go get your

by Ann-Marie Colacino encompassing candle-lit tables, elo- such as The Sick Children's artist, said. "They might buy some- New Guinea quent art displays, and breath-tak- Hospital, the Heart and Stroke thing here but they might not. They Now in its eightii annual year, An ing floral arrangement composed of Foundation, and the Red Cross, may call later and say 'I saw some- groove on Evening with tiie Artists is a the garden's very own blend said he picked artists with different thing at Evening with the Artist, do

fundraising show held by the (designed by the Humber College media so there would be a good you still have it?'" Humber Arboretum with c\cnts first-year Floriculture students), cross section of arts including Other artists that attended the Peter Gabriel's Real World is one including a silent auction, raffle, the evening was as formal as a wed- blown glass, pottery, jewelry, paint- show include Doris Pontieri, Pamela of those record labels you can buffet dinner, poetiy, and music. ding. In fact, a couple were even ings, and sculptures. Meacher, Tara Imerson, Claudio count on and this effort from Telek "It's a showcase for gardens, art, having their wedding photos taken This was the first time the show Pascucci (photographer/artist), and helps prove the theory. Serious Tam music, and people to come togeth- in the garden during the show. had been held in September and in Robert McAffee. is a beautiful album, largely based er," describes Christine Fraser, pro- Rick Manners, artist and emcee of an outside setting. The donations for the silent auc- on the music of Telek's people, the gram coordinator of the Humber the night, tells how the show began. "We've always done it at tion and raffle were made by the Tolai of Papua New Guinea Arboretum. artists, the Humber Arboretum, The album is sung in both the The occasion was designed to and the Building Campaign spon- Tolai language and in a Creole help raise money for the Humber sors, among others. Most of the art dialect called Tok Pisin. For those, Arboretum Building Campaign work displayed and donated fol- yeah, okay all of us, who are igno- with plans toward upgrading the lowed the central theme of nature rant of both languages, the liner existing nature centre, expanding and wild life. notes provide some translation and and improving visitor services, and Everyone had their favourite explanation for the songs. Tlie lyrics changing over to "green" energ>' feature of the night. serve merely to satisfy any ciuiosity, and waste management. Diane Arsenault, a guest, said as the native languages are half the The Ai-boretum's ultimate goal is she especially enjoyed the Portfolio album's beauty. The other half is to raise Si million over the next two exhibit, composed of wrought iron flawless instrumentation. Alongside years. But Fraser said the whole ornaments, lanterns, and other gar- traditional rock instruments, the idea of this event is to promote the den decor set up in the gardens. album is filled with ancestral drums, cause and bring together the people "I really think the floriculture flutes, and conchs. Ne George who believe in it. students ought to be so highly com- Mamua Telek, he was rumored to "Some people are from our sum- A.\'N-.M.ARIli COUCINO mended for the floral work they've have chewed a sacred betel nut as a mer camp, parents, politician GUI - TAR! Dickson Reid entertains the crowd done. It's absolutely stunning. child, opening his dreams to his groups in the city, our management Exquisite," Muller said. ancestors and inspiring his songs. committee, people from the col- "We were kicking around an idea different times, in April and Sid Bailer, superintendent of Whatever the inspiration, the result lege," Frasier said. "So it's a real about eight years ago thinking of a November inside," Fraser said. "So the Humber Arboretum said he is a Itish, harmonic albiunwhich won mix of people in the community fundraiser that we could do for the we thought we'd showcase Autumn starts getting excited when the mar- the Australian awardfor Best World that have been involved in our pro- Arboretum and I said, 'Well let me and the gardens and their quee goes up and just loves the. Music Album that's it grams and why they are sup- band together a bunch of my artist glory.. .We're excited to see how it essence of the gardens full of peo- World music is indeed, mixing the porting cause." friends and we'll have a sit down goes." ple, music, and moon light. the obvious Papua New Guinea Dicl

Who is this photo Man.. .Ray by Holly Bennett were created as a result of a dark- Connie wants bigger boobies room mishap in which he discov- by JeffRussell Marilyn Meitz, the actress who Some are young, some are old; ered that he could create images plays Connie. "There's nothing to some men, some women; but using light-sensitive paper. Man Connie Wicksteed. She's interfere with the words, for the they're all going to the Art Gallery of Ray called these creations Meet miserable, repressed, ugly, Ontario for the same reason. "Rayographs." audience, there's nothing to inter- and. ..flat chested. She thinks her fere with their hearing. They're not The exhibit, "A Practical Almost half of the exhibit dis- life will improve if she had. ..shall busy looking at something over on Dreamer: The Photographs of Man played these pieces, which roused we say politely.. .larger breasts. the right." Ray," is currently on display and the curiositv' of those examining his Now meet Mr. Shanks. He is the Despite busy schedules, the cast attracting fans both new and old . work. fitter for the bust enhancing appli- and crew rehearsed twice a week E\er>'one sees something differ- "It's a lot different than some ance ordered. Connie Mr. Shanks for five weeks, but no one seems to ent in his work. photographs I've seen," George runs into many cases of mistaken mind. "It's a reflection of people," said Salac, a middle-age accountant identify, so he gets a lot of cheap "It's always hard work, but it's Lisa Owen, who also visited the said. "How he did some of his pic- feels. work that you do because it's a exhibit in New York City. "Some of tures is interesting." No, this isn't the story of an great joy, so it doesn't his work reflects what people are Salac had never seen Man Ray's seem like actress trying to get work in work," Allen said. feeling and thinking - even though work until this display at the AGO. Hollywood. It's the premise for the For Meitz, her love lies it's only through photography." of acting The exhibit not only brought out MEITZ hamming it up stage play Habeas Corpus (Latin within the characters themselves. Throughout Man Ray's photog- the curious; it attracted the die-hard for Bring on the Body), a vulgar "It's a growing experience," raphy career (which was between fans as well. farce one Dr. Wicksteed. set in 1973 England and writ- Meitz said. "Every new part you the tvvo World Wars), he experi- A legally blind woman travelled ten by Alan Bennett. "The concept is so wonderfully play, is real mented with portraiture, self-por- from the a growing experience Kitchener/Waterioo area bizarre and the language is so bril- Director Garth Allen, who has within yourself." traiture, still life, and abstract to look at the artistry with a magni- directed plays, says Habeas liant," Allen said. "He [Bennett] 150 Habeas Corpus is presented by pieces. fying glass. The elderly woman even Corpus is a great social commen- just slaps people across the face Many of his abstract works were Stage Centre Productions at the referred to herself as "Woman Ray." with his beliefs and attitudes with- tary on the attitudes of English Fairview Library Theatre. Tickets composed without a camera. These "[His work] makes life your out out ever injuring anybody.. .it's people in the early '70s, a send up are $10 for students. To reserve of focus," she said. "He's crazy and very, very, funny. Very clever." of the medical profession, and an tickets or for more information he got away with it." attack of the Allen added the play is for peo- class system and mid- call: 416-299-5557. The exhibition, organized by J. dle class morality, all done in a ple who, "want just an evening Paul Getfy Museum in Los Angeles, witty manner. where you never stopped laugh- features loo extraordinary pieces Aside from Connie, the play fea- ing." Visit composed by Man Ray, who's the Caps pub tures an eccentric cast of charac- Habeas Corpus is performed knovra as one of the most original Thursdayfor Jacksoul ters, including a mountainous wife, without sets, just three chairs at photographers of all time. visit a celibate curate, an obsessed sex- centre stage, where the actors night and the Etc The display remains at the AGO pot, a confirmed hypochondriac, stand up and speak directly to the newsroomforfree until Oct. 8. For information call audience. and an arrogant colonialist, all tickets to next week's (416) 979-6610. brought together in the home of "It's a listening show," said LARMES (tears) Jacksoul concert

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by Jenn Cochrane itate to seek out assistance," Handler said. The counselling centre, located at D128 beside test is Handler It's the night before the big and you are just opening Registration, open Monday to Friday, 8:30-4:30. your textbook for the first time. At this moment you wish encourages students to come in and discuss academic con- you had managed your time better and started studying soon- cerns, managing relationships, or any issue that may obstruct er. There are a few simple steps to efficient time management. success. A time management booldet distributed by Humber's The centre is offering a variety of workshops over the counselling department offers tips on scheduling and priori- course of the semester. For more information, contact the tizing eventhing from projects and assignments to eating and counselling centre at 675-5090. sleeping. "Realize your concentration span and remind yourself to take short breaks," said Barbara Handler, a counsellor at Humber College. le time management booklet produced by the Humber Handier said students should be specific with their study- College counselling centre offers you the following study ing and set goals. Don't just "study psychology" but write tips: down that you are going to read a certain number of pages out of your psychology textbook. •Plan a 5-10 minute break each hour when studying. It is She also said to tackle a variety of subjects such as study- difficult to study after an hour without taking a break. ing psychology, followed with some math problems. Don't do two subjects similar in content back to back. Handler suggests working with a friend or study group. •Divide large tasks into smaller more specific ones and Stud\ing with someone else can motivate you to do your .VIICHKI.EHOSUE make a list of the steps that need to be done. work, even if you are studying different subjects. WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE? - "Find a place to study that is compatible to you," Handler Second-year Business Management student Ryan •Work with a classmate or friend. Studying with another said. person can motivate you to work harder. Singh, is always juggling his busy timetable. Be sure that you have proper lighting and if noise or music distracts you, tiy to find a different place to study. Doulas. •Don't do homework on your bed. We associate the bed Also try to include recreation time other things like and First-year Radio student Tina DiPiazza said she also starts with rest and relaxation. laundry and shopping in your weekly schedule. working on her projects once they are assigned. "You must plan recreation time so your whole life does not "As soon as the topics are mentioned, I go out, pick one •Use a reward when you are finished studying, like a TV become just work and school. Stay focused and healthy by not and hit the library. Once I have the information, I touch base shov^. .burning the candle at ends," both Handler said. every once in a while," DiPiazza said. But Handler also says doing is something better than doing Handler suggests using the other services provided at nothing. If have lo free minutes, pick •Find a place to study that is right for you. Pay attention you up a textbook or Humber. Take advantage of the athletic centre, health centre, that reviewicvicwauiiicucmmiuiio.some definitions. to'" lighting,a> noise,. music and anything else can dis- and the library.hbrary. There isIS also a3 24 hour quietquict study room avail- & jo "II try to start part of a project right I tract y°^-you. away so don't pro- able near the main entrance beside the security desk. ^^^ crastmate.crastinate. Organization is the best and having a day timer is 'There"There is no stigma attached to asking for help. Don't hes- a good thing," said first-year Fashion Arts student Margo One way to relieve your aches and pains

It can be used to ease a variety of sympsymp- hour session can cost between $45 and $75. for cash, both Femandes and Martyniuk su by Tracey Clarkson toms if done properly, but there are some For those who don't have a health plan gest going to a student clinic for a supervis( risks involvedinvolved. that covers massage therapy and are strapped massage at a reduced and reasonable rate. When the pressures of school and work If the massage is not applied properly, or build up, we may find ourselves stressed if the client hasn't given all the necessary out and in need of a little rest and relaxation. medical information to the therapist, it can Massage is one way that some learn to cause dizziness, bruising, soreness, and stiff- relax and pamper themselves, but relaxation ness," said Blanche Femandes, a registered is only one of the benefits this therapy offers. massage therapist. It improves circulation, helps reduce She also stresses the importance of telling blood pressure, and provides relief from a therapist about any medication being taken. injuiy, stress and pain. Ontario and British Columbia are the only Athletes use mas- provinces in Canada that sage therapy to loosen, "If the massage is not applied regulate the profession. warm up and relax '."^^^'"^ ^""^ ^^°^^ 4,°°° properly... it can cause dizzi- their muscles, before ... registered massage thera- and after a sporting ness, bruismg, soreness, and pists in Ontario," said event. stiffness." Diane Martyniuk, director of public relations This is something „, , r^ I and - Jeremy Park knows Blanche Femandes media relations for first hand. Park, 20 the Ontario Massage fractured his right ankle two years ago during Therapist Association. a rugby practice. Both his coach and doctor "About half of them are members of the urged him to go to a massage therapist to help OMTA." his ankle heal. Massage therapy has only been regulated "I noticed results right away,within the for the past decade. first week." Park said. "Regulation puts the profession under the The therapist used massage therapy to same umbrella as other health practitioners bring down swelling and had him do a variety such as nurses, doctors, and chiropractors," of exercises to stretch and strengthen his Martyniuk said. "That way if there are any muscles. complaints people have somewhere they can "My ankle is now 100 per cent," Park said. go."

"I would definitely recommend it [massage The College of Massage Therapy of therapy]." Ontario is the governing body that controls MICHELEHOSim Pregnant women also turn to massage to the profession and enforces rules set by the THE THERAPEUTIC TOUCH - Athletic therapy student, Kim Jones, help ease pre and postnatal symptoms such government. gives second-year Hospitality student Nikima Royer a massage. Royer, as back pain, breast tenderness, fatigue, and Massage therapy is covered by most health going to the Sports Injury pain in weight bearing joints. plans, but is not covered on OHIP. A one- finds Clinic at Humber to be very beneficial "

September 28, 2000 19

The Humber Hawks hockey team squared off against Conestoga on Tuesday night. - See "Hawks"

Magical goal keeps Hawks flawless by John Edwards Despite numerous kn the wings of a Pele-like goal, o;'the Humber Hawks soared to a 1-0 victory over the Conestoga problems capitalizing on Condors Tuesday night, to raise their record to 4-0. scoring chances the Hawks' Hawks' midfielder Danny Mantero maneuvered his way from won theirfourth consecu- the right side of the pitch, deking past five Condor defenders and tive match to improve placing a shot into the lower right corner past helpless Condor goal- keeper, Lev Sherifali. record to a perfect 4-0. Mantero said the goal was an example that taking chances are a Sanchez said he was pleased The Hawks' part of the game. "It shows some- with the team's all around play, but defence was tena- times tliat you just have to go for it," a portion of their game was still cious, as goalkeeper Mantero added. missing. "We did everything right, Mike Siiva only Head coach Germain Sanchez except score goals," Sanchez said. touched the ball referred to the goal as "One of the Calabro said the Hawks came once throughout the best ever scored for Humber out offensively, but have to focus entire second half. College." Hawks' rookie For the remainder of the match, midfielder Mark the Hawks were unable to crack the "/ tried to go upstairs White, said the Condor defence and goalkeeper game wasn't pretty, Sherifali. They generated many where my mother keeps but in the end they scoring chances in the opposing got the job done. "It the Nutella and that's zone, but could never capitalize. wasn't the greatest Calabro, Hawks' striker Jesse what I did, I put it game that Humber's who leads the OCAA in scoring, ever played, but the missed two glorious chances late in upstairs," end result was in the second half, hitting the cross favour for us," White bar on his first attempt, and just fir- -Hawks midfielder said. ing wide on his second. He said Joey Tomaselli Sanchez said the that he was unable to add to his goal team is working total because of the tough defensive towards playing top play against him. "Over the past and keep their minds in the game notch soccer in two two seasons, I have killed from the opening whistle. '"We or three weeks. Conestoga. I have scored ten goals have to get our heads in the game "We plan on in four games, and their plan was and not worry so much about the peaking at that JOHN EDVVARLXS to put a stop to it, and their plan fans, or even our girlfriends," worked," Calabro added. Calabro said. The Hawks won THE BLONDE BOMBSHELL - Striker Jesse Calabro (right), sportina the battle of the birds his new hair-do, is Stopped on this scoring chance by the Falcons' goal- with a 2-0 win over keeper Stewart Bottrilt. the hometown „ , , , , Fanshawe had several opportu- come a slow offensive start. Fanshawe Falcons last Sunday, in a nities to get on the board in the first "I think it was all about focus, match that showcased clutch saves half. The wind curled a Tim keeping your concentration in the and picturesque goalkeeping. Salisbury ball around the right post game for minutes instead of Humber midfielder Joey 90 15 and Shane Sawa put a clear shot minute spurts. Tomaselli, scored a beauty from 25 over the crossbar much to the dis- Humber received two yellow yards away blasting a shot over of the Fanshawe faithful. cards in the first half with Fanshawe goalkeeper Stewart may Calabro, who was sporting his Fanshawe matching that number in Bottrill's left shoulder with under 15 new blonde hairstyle, missed two the second. Each team was called minutes to play to seal the victory chances in the first half, but scored for several minor infractions over for Humber. his sixth goal of the year with under the course of 90 minutes. "I tried to go upstairs where my five minutes to play. Tait said they had to settle down mother keeps the Nutella and that's and communicate to prevent any what I did, I put it upstairs," more penalties. Tomaselli said. "We're just going to keep "We were lacklustre and disor- Head coach Germain Sanchez ganized. We just talked to each thought Fanshawe was the toughest on winning. That's the other. We kept the ball on the opponent his team has faced in bottom line and we're ground that way we could keep it their young season. organized, kept it safe and keep it "Our toughest game so far," never going to lose, simple. So we were not rushing any Sanchez said. "Fanshawe has a balls and taking a chance of getting good team. They are ranked num- -Joey Tomaselli anymore cards," Tait said. ber three in the country and we beat Calabro said it took the Hawks them without playing that well, so I Calabro said he is going to con- some time to adjust to the Falcons am quite happy with the win." tinue to put balls in the net for the defensive style. Goalkeeper Silva made a spec- Hawks. "The Fanshawe defence wasn't tacular diving save on a Walter "This is my goal-scoring champi- that tough, but they were tough to Picano penalty kick. "I just got the onship and I have to protect it," the ball and we just didn't adapt to feeling he was going to go left and I Calabro said. that game in the beginning," just guessed right," Silva said. Both sides challenged for every Calabro said. Humber defender Jeff Tait said ball and played tough defensive Tomaselli feels the Hawks are the save by Silva was the turning games. Tait, sweeper Jason Mesa going to continue with their winning point of the match for the Hawks. .lOHN KDWARDS and defender Matt Carr held down waj's. "That kept us in the game," Tait - the fort for the Hawks. "We're just going to keep on win- CLOSE CALL Condor goalkeeper Lev SherifaH leaps to said. "The way we were playing, if Carr said the Hawks had to keep ning. That's the bottom line and we're tip the ball out of bounds as Hawks' midfielder Luigi we were down it would have been their heads in the game to over- never going to lose," Tomaselli said. Landauro, (centre) and Condor defenders look on. hard for us to climb that mountain." 20 September 28, 2000 Sports Et Cetera Hawks sluggish in exhibition opener as they tie Conestoga

Hawks Morris Marshall leads the way, with two by Jason Thorn Both teams looked flat in the third period until the Condors took the lead again late in the third on a goals and an assist, in shoot-out with Condors The game that was supposed to beautiful solo effort by Corey be a battle in the air turned into Bridges. a battle in the trenches as the It stayed that way until the last Humber Hawks and Conestoga minute and a half of regulation Condors battled to a 5-5 tie in when coach Joe Washkurak called a Humber's first exhibition game of timeout to talk things over and rest the year. his team. GIRLnGHT.'..IS SENSATION!' "Everyone talks about gamf A flying in The Hawks came out ROGER ERERT, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES the first and littered Conestoga shape and none of our guys are goalie Ryan Knettner with five there but there are some guys that good chances in the first two min- are pretty close and some other utes of play. But the Condors initi- guys that are a little behind," ated the scoring on two power-play Washkurak said. goals in the first half of the period They didn't look tired on the to put them up by two. face-off however. Intern assistant But then it was time for OHL coach Rich Wand drew up a play journey-man and Hawks rookie with the goalie out that worked to Morris Marshall to show his new perfection when Shavm Kane fired team what he could do. With the one through the crowded goal lead cut in half by a J.J. Dickie goal crease and into the cage to tie it up Marshall fired a one-timer from the for the third time in the game. slot to tie it at two. Then he potted Overtime proved nothing and the his second of the night just under game ended in a 5-5 tie. five minutes later to send the After the game, Washkurak used Hawks into intermission up by one. the last goal as an example on how "I felt pretty good because we've he wants his team to play. "That's been practicing a lot lately so I've what Humber's about, once we get been getting my legs back from the some of the guys to understand our summer," said Marshall. philosophy around the school," Not everyone had their legs back Washkurak said. "But I was happy however. The Hawks came out the way things worked out tonight. slowly in the second and the Washkurak won't need to look far Condors' Dave Stewart made them for help to instill that desire into his pay with his second of the night to team. tie the game at three. Conestoga Rich Wand was last year's cap- then took the lead on an Adam tain and he's behind the bench to Johnson tip-in near the halfway give back to the program. point of the second. But the Hawks "I can give advice because I've

tied it up again late in the second been there," Wand said. "But over- when Jarett Rowden converted a all I think we have a pretty good tricky 2-on-i pass from Rob team and with a little hard work Cordiero and we were heading into and a little heart I think we'll have the third deadlocked at four. the chemistry to go the distance."

JASON THOM IT'S ALL STRATEGY- Hawks Head Coach, Joe Wakshurak plans out the last attempt at the game-tying goal on Tuesday night against the Conestoga Condors. Sports Et Cetera September 28, 2000 21 Falcons fall prey to explosive Hawks' attack by Lindsay Higgs Lady Hawks break winless The women's varsity soccer team breezed to a lo-o win over the streak capturing win Fanshawe Falcons in London last by first weekend. The Hawks' thumping of the in convincing fashion. Falcons was led by striker, Joanna more and finished," said Vitale. Cataldo, and Filomena Aprile both Vitale, who fired in a total of four Other goal scorers for the Hawks notched a goal a piece. Humber goals into the back of the net. were Stephanie Wardell, Allison finally pulled off the win in their "In the past few games there Read, and Nadia Stefanutti, who third game of the season, while hasn't really been any action on my added two. Midfielders Adriana defender, Sandra Troiani, said that side, but today I got the ball a lot the win was a long time coming. "The past two games we've played have made us wake up a lit- tle bit, and made us realize what we had to do," said Troiani. "I think

with this game, it's going to bring our entire team up to a whole new level." The Hawks tied both of their opening games of the season against Redeemer and Mohawk, so winning the game against Fanshawe was sweet. "It helps get- ting a win," said Aprile. "This game

puts something in our minds that LINDSAY I IIGGS we needed to settle, and we came THAT'S USING YOUR NOGGIN - Lucia Sinisi (centre) out with two ties and we just want- gets airborn in an attempt to head the ball to a teammate as ed to come out here and win." Coach Mauro Ongaro said the the opposition looks to intercept the ball. team took advantage of their oppor- beside co-captain Cataldo. chances but we just couldn't finish," tunities which is why they won. "I think the coaches were trying Cataldo said. A frustrated Cataldo Hawks midfielder, Claudia to find another midfielder beside said the team's passing is great, but Marmo said part of the problem the me because we didn't know who the ball just will not go in the net. team has faced during the past two would fill that position in," said Coach Vince Pileggi said that the games, was the positioning on the Cataldo. "Filomena played that girls are playing extremely well, and field. position today. She adjusted to it there is nothing to be mad about. Vitale was put in the midfield throughout the whole game and I "We have to make sure we go out position at the start of the season think that spot is now filled." the same way in every game and I and has recently been put back to "When everyone looks at the think we did that," said Pileggi. "If forward, where Marmo said she scores, they'll see that we were in we do that, then I think everything belongs. this little slump," said Aprile. "We will work. This is not a time to "I think we were lacking in the are out of that slump and ready to panic. We do have some fine tuning forward position," said Marmo. take on everyone." to do, but there are a lot of positive "Whenever we fed Joanna the ball The Hawks were disappointed things happening on the field." she put it in the back of the net. We following a o-o tie at home last Goalkeeper Tia Trombetta said gave her the ball today and she - Wednesday against rival Mohawk. that communication was the key PASSING WONDER Rookie midfielder Lucia Sinisi scored for us." Cataldo was speechless after the problem in the draw. "We weren't fakes out the Falcons' defender with the pass. Another position that needed to game and didn't know what went communicating enough with each be filled was in the midfield right wrong. other on the field. We will have to

"I wish I knew what have a big talk about it at practice or The behind the happened out there. at one of our meetings," Trombetta man championships We had so many said.

by Lindsay Higgs has been forced to minimize his staff from nine employees to only three. From being a star basketball player in "I became in charge of more than I university to coaching a top college really wanted to handle," said Fox. "I

basketball team, Humber Athletic it spend a great deal of time here and ANIMATED Director Doug Fox is the backbone to an affects my family life, but I have a great & athletic department that is now one of wife and great kids. The reality is, I'd ENERGETIC YOUTH the most respected departments in like to be home more." "Performers" required to ASSISTING Ontario, if not Canada. Fox's assistant, Tamara Bennett, present exciting science Fox grew up in Don Mills, North agreed that he doesn't get to spend activities to children aged YOUTH York. After finishing his high school enough time with his family. 5-12. Activities such as seeks volunteers to education at Don Mills Collegiate, Fox "Doug's wife is super woman," said lasers, rockets, dry ice & attended the University of Toronto to Bennett. "He looks forward to his sum- spend three hours a slime are conducted in complete his bachelor degree in physi- mer holidays, but I still don't think week, one on one, schools & at birthday cal education. that's enough time for him." parties. Car and with a child who needs Fox played a total of five years at U of Bennett also said that Fox is an easy experience with children a special friend. T starting at the point guard position. guy to talk to, which makes his encoun- required. Complete Wearing number 31, Fox was in the top COURTEST PHOTO ters with the players that much more five in scoring for two years. He also personal. training provided. Help make a smile! - won three MVP awards, and two OUAA MAN IN CHARGE Humber "When the athletes have problems, Pay: *25/1 hour class. (Ontario University Athletic Athletic director Doug Fox has been they know that they can go and talk to CALL CALL Association) awards in his career. Doug will help said the leader behind Humber's success and he them," "MAD SCIENCE" (416)932-1919 Following the completion of his first for over 12 years Bennett. TODAY degree, Fox went on to Hnish his Student Athletic Association for more information! hired as a basketball coach there wasn't teacher's degree and his Masters President, Anthony Burroughs said Fox (416) 630-5282 really that much of a history," said Fox. degree. would stop at nothing to reach his goal. Fox began building a profile for the "When I went through teachers' col- "Doug is the captain of the ship," said department. He started contacting PAPERS TYPED lege, that was my year of choice," said Burroughs. "He wants to produce the every high school's board to run their Fox. "I began to coach here at Humber best product available, and he'll stop at Neat appearance, correct spelling, grammar, tournaments, like the Etobicoke because I used all of my eligibility play- nothing to produce excellence." punctuation etc. *1 .50/*2.00 pp. Championships and the North York ing for five years." Fox has worked at Humber now for Championships. Graphics, tables extra. Christine 252-7127 Fox coached Humber's men's bas- more than 12 years, and will continue to "I tried to make a profile and it took for seven years before strive for excellence in every athletic ketball team Classified cost is '10 per issue, me about five years, but we are making 20 word minimum. starting as athletic director. program. our way up, progressing in the pro- Each additional word is 15^, plus 7% GST. "Vfe didn't have much of a program "I want Humber to be known across gram." To book your classified ad please call back then. The successful varsity pro- the province and be strong in every Because of provincial cut backs, Fox Nikki Koeller at (416) 675^390 ext 231 gram really vras hockey. ' Wheh I was sport," said Fox. Friday @ noon prior to the next publication date. 22 September 28, 2000 Sports Et Cetera HUMBER HAWKS Mavs closcs chapter ATHLETES OF THE WEEK on and off of the ice By Michael Nicholas Stamou Relations Certificate program, a "I have always been impressed decision he does not regret. with his knowledge of the game of Ron Mays is a young man with a "I have thoroughly enjoyed my hockey. I think I have learned as bright future in hockey. If you time at Humber," said Mays. "I much from him as he has learned haven't heard of him by now, have learned a lot about communi- from me during our time working

chances are you will in the near cating with people and the program together. And I have been coaching future. has certainly prepared me well for for over 20 years," added Weaver. The 24-year-old Burlington res- life outside of school." Rick Shuker, another coach who ident and Head Coach in the While Mays finds public rela- has worked with Mays in recent

Burlington City Rep hockey system tions to be a fascinating industry, it years, describes Mays as a hard- recently published his first book, is not what he is most passionate working coach who is constantly in Goaltending In The New about. search of new knowledge. Millennium. The 178-page book "I think public relations is a very "Ron goes the extra mile to help explains the technical and tactical interesting industry. But it is not his players get better and they real- skills goaltenders at every level what I want to do for the rest of my ly respect him for that. He is easily require to be successful. Mays life. I am a firm believer that people the hardest working coach I have decided to write the book come across in my after studying goaltend- years of coaching," Jesse Calahro Joanna Vitale ing in great detail. Shuker said. "The goaltending posi- Mays is quick to Calabro netted a hat trick as Despite a slow start to the tion has changed a great point out that he -is deal since 1986, when much more than a the Hawks men's soccer 2000-01 season, Vitale Patrick Roy entered the goaltending coach. team crushed the Redeemer returned to her former self NHL," said Mays. "I "As soon as other Royals 10-1 and scored a by potting four goals for the looked at the goaltending coaches find out you resources that were avail- know something about pair in a game against Hawks in a 10-0 romp over able and I realized that the goaltending posi- Mohawk. Calabro now has a the Fanshawe Falcons. while a lot of them were tion, they want to pid- league-leading six goals on Those goals were Joanna's good, none of them ade- geon-hole you as a

quately addressed the goaltending coach. I the season. first of the regular season. changing nature of the am a head coach who position. I wrote the book also happens to have to inform goaltenders, the ability to work with

coaches, and parents of goaltenders because I goaltenders how and why have played and taught the position is being the position for most of It's not Miller's played the way it is my life," said Mays. today." The coaching phe- The McMaster nom also has high aspi- University graduate rations for his coaching believes his book offers a career. time anymore unique and fresh "I'd like to get approach to understand- involved with the ing hockey's most glam- Canadian Hockey MiDer's jokes are longer Dennis orous, yet demanding COURTESi' PHOTO Association's Program than a would-be Ben Stein position. of Excellence. I don't Rendition of the HMS Pinafore, but MASKED MAYS-Humber grad, Ron Mays, a "If this book increas- think there is any his wit is as sharp as a pair of Mike goalie, a coach, and his book. es the skill level of just greater honour in Tyson's incisors. one goaltender or the sports than represent- Like Tyson, Miller does have knowledge of just one coach or par- should do what they are most pas- ing your country," said Mays, who the ears of others-football fans ent then I will have accomplished sionate about. Hockey, and in par- recently became one of the that is. Although he may have bit my goal," Mays said. ticular coaching hockey, is what I youngest Advanced Level One certi-

off more than he can chew, he ' Mays is convinced that goaltend- am most passionate about and it is fied hockey coaches in Canada's managed to accomplish the feat ing at the NHL level is better today what I do best," said Mays. Mays National Coaching Certification without much bloodshed or need than it has been at any time in the defends his decision to attend Program. for butterfly stitches. past. Humber by saying, "coaching, espe- Mays is taking his coaching The new guy in the booth on "The biggest difference is the cially at the professional level does expertise to the National Coaching ABC's weekly telecast of Monday athletic ability of goaltenders," said not offer a lot of job security. You Institute in Calgary, Alberta next Night Football (MNF) has been the Mays. "Goaltenders at the NHL only have a job as long as you're year. cause of much debate. Some mis- Luc Hebert level are much better athletes today winning. Public relations provides 'The NCI program in Calgary guided viewers think that Miller is Sports Columnist than they were in the past. I am me with the security I need to fol- will allow me to focus all of my as complimentary to commenta- convinced that goalies such as low my dreams." energy on becoming the most com- tors Al Michaels and Dan Pouts as body of a Canadian sprinter away Curtis Joseph, Martin Brodeur, and Mays believes there are several plete and knowledgeable coach I a ten-year-old Balderson cheddar on a summer vacation in Seoul, Dominik Hasek could be first line similarities between public rela- can be for the first time in my life. is to a botde of a 1982 Chateau Korea. centres or quarterbacking the pow- tions and coaching. It will also provide me with the Petreus. Seriously though, fans Miller did say, during the sea- erplay if they weren't stopping "When it comes down to it, both opportunity to work with Canada's might actually have the luxury of son opening MNF telecast, that he pucks." public relations and coaching are National hockey team and to study hearing some expert analysis from would be using an "F" word rather Mays also credits much of the primarily concerned with getting under Head Coach, Tom Renney, Micheals and Fouts if it wouldn't frequently during the 2000-2001 top goaltenders' success to a change people to buy into whatever it is who I regard as one of the best take Miller three downs to tell a NFL season: Faulk - referring to in strategy. you're selling, whether it be a prod- hockey coaches in the world," Mays joke. Fouts and Michaels have explosive running back Marshal "Goaltenders in the past were uct, service, or idea," said Mays. said. more trouble getting a word in Faulk of the Saint Louis Rams. always taught to stay on their feet as Mays has accomplished some- Goaltending in the New than Verne "Mini Me" Troyer It is evident that Miller has a much as possible. Today's goal- thing rare in the coaching fraterni- Millennium is the first book Mays would standing between Spike Lee great knowledge of football. In tenders have found a better way to ty. Although he is much younger has published, but it certainly won't and Reggie Miller. addition, he is extremely well pre- play the position. Instead of relying than most of his peers, he has be the last. Furthermore, Dennis Miller pared for each of the MNF tele- on their reflexes and trying to be gained their respect to the point "I am in the process of complet- has used enough curse words and casts. He has a comprehension of quicker than the puck, the top goal- where he is widely regarded as one ing a drill book to complement obscenities in his career as a come- the game that is paralleled by few tenders are more concerned vrith of the top young hockey coaches in Goaltending in the New dian to create a new section in the people. Two of those people are positioning," said Mays. "They Canada. Millennium. I intend to produce New Webster Encyclopedic Michaels and Fouts, who deserve make themselves as big a target as "Ron brings a very studious and several more books and videos. At Dictionary of the English much more than to be left in the possible, rely on the butterfly to analytical approach to the game of this point, it is simply a matter of Language. On MNF, Miller will proverbial shadows created by cover the bottom of the net and hockey," said Gord Weaver, a head finding the time to sit down and have to consult a fairly large the- Miller's increasingly swelling ego. allow the puck to hit them." coach in the Stoney Creek Minor write them," Mays said. saurus, which will be difficult since Consequently, only one thing After graduating from McMaster Hockey Association, who has Remember the name Ron Mays. there is more testosterone on the remains to be said. University in 1999, Mays decided to coached with Mays for the past two You could be hearing it often in the tip of his tongue than in the entire Dennis, shut the Faulk up!,^«^ enroll in Humber College's Public years. coming years. September 28, 2000 23 BIZZART^

Say What? What's your sign ? SLOVENIR "1989" yy% VIRGO 23 August - 22 September PISCES ISSUE I 1 1^ "Sometimes hard-boiled, ML' Those potato chips you've 19 February - 20 March ^ been munching on have been Hey Pisces. Does the wind cry sometimes runny. Comes K SWen laced with rat poison. You now have 16 Mary? Got a whole lotta love? from a chicken, not a hours, 41 minutes, and 7 seconds to Get your head out of that rock psy- SLUMBER COLLEGE OF APPLIED FARTS AND BUREAUCRACY bunny, dummy." live, 5 seconds, 4 seconds... chedelia and do some freakin' work! -Eggman, The Beastle Boys ARIES ^-^ LIBRA 21 March -19 April "Here's a quarter. Go Cheese in a can. Spam. Are ^ ^ 23 September - 22 October This weel< green means go T these a few of your favourite downtown and have a rat ^^^ and red means stop - unless things? It's called scurvy my friend. Go naw that thing off your you're colour blind. Then all bets are to the nearest store and buy some real face." ^ ^^ off. food. Corn dogs don't count. ^oy. -John Candy, Uncle Bucic -^ SCORPIO |M 23 October - 21 November TAURUS *t-. "Yeah but this is Ohio. If ^ y I The weight of the world id 20 April -20 May % I I f^ you don't have a brewsici in *^ resting on your shoulders; IJ Oh no! Run! Run as fast as your hand, you may as well don't shrug or your head might pop off. you can. Don't think twice, be wearing a dress." Watch where you put your feet because don't look back, just pack up and leave. your might underneath them. What lies ahead is pure evil - evil -Heathers head be beyond your wildest imagination. % ,^ SAGITTARIUS "1 hit fastballs very much, ^y^ 22 November - 21 December ^ ^ GEMINI but curveballs, bats are y^ Are you dreaming about T5^ 21 May - 20 June orange turtles or swimming ^TT^ If your name begins with a afraid." with yellow dolphins? Time to make consonant, jump for joy. This

-Pedro Cerrano, some alterations in your "natural" week will be good. And if your one of Major League lifestyle. Sleep through your alarm, you those people whose name starts with a

really need it. vowel, well, you're already in the minori-

ty so it doesn't matter if your week ^ CAPRICORN sucks. ^JL 22 December - 18 January Beware of falling chickens. 9^-^\^J CANCER Life's roller coaster will bring 21 June - 22 July you down, but be patient because A wise man once said knowl- things are on the rise. Opportunity Is edge will leave an imprint around the corner. greater than any punch. Then someone So that's where that nickname came from! grabbed a crowbar and broke his yn^^^ AQUARIUS kneecaps. This week wisdom is what Taken from the Humber Coven archives circa 1975, this spoof 21 January - 18 February you make it. <^^^^^^-^ of the newspaper, now the Et Cetera, featured crazy articles on Okay, everything for you up to this point has been going striking teachers fighting with rotten eggs as a militant group in great. Your personal life, your social life, I 23 July - 22 August uniform (above), and comments from farnri animals. Stories \ your family life, hell even your sex life Cj / Broken mirrors may reflect were written by writers such as Glad iola. Skip Rope, and Bee has been booming. But all good things O more problems than you can Ferroni. How witty. must come to an end. Prepare for handle. You're hands will just get all Armageddon, and oh yeah, watch for bloody and those stains are incriminat-

falling bird droppings. ing and hard to get out. This week Fun with flatulence cover your ass. Q: Where do farts come from? A: From the air we swallow, gas produced by chemical reactions and bacteria living in John Candy For entertainment purposes only. our guts.

Q: What makes farts stink? A: The more sulphur in your diet, the more l>VAiAtv'5 your farts will stink. Cauliflower, eggs and mm By Suzanne tflKafn^vr Backyard Blues meat are staples of the stink diet.

Q: Wliy do farts make noise? A: Sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening depending on the velocity of expulsion and the tightness of the sphincter.

Q: How much gas does a normal person pass per day? A: On average, about half a litre,distributed over an average of 14 dally farts.

Q: Where do farts go when you hold them In? A: The fart is neither released or absorbed.

It moves back into the intestines and comes y^uTig Don^ Beeties at Hay out later. They're not lost, just delayed. Source: www.heptune.com/farts.html