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Faculty on crime spree: Ex-Tar Hells hide the deli meats enjoying the I Yesterda) ”s sho lifting the Ian lol .1 hung bust at the Circle . has lllprlliip intellectual professor uhlic safety pointing l'ilc .\likc lisoll \\.is attested in a ingers at [NC-Chapel Hell gang r'lated dine-by shooting earlier this morning on l'ldlllsllll St crooked life faculty. "Dem pilnpili' hos out there be B} Henriek "l‘oaster Rodl giiin' tlils tltll\t‘l\ll} a bad rep.” lssttri. the tall commelicetnelrt I Dean can only control his girlfriend r.\.l..r happens to be the speaker. said "Me and in} hot players for so long. tttrtlht'l r 7 ill‘ raoilth old baby. '\t [I p in last night. a t title .l lssod’ack \\ereli't going to stand \\.dlat.‘ lit. trip pit-p pi.l}c‘t‘llt the gas station \\.is looted \srlh b\ and \\atch the ill} \\hite masses BY Pl-i’l‘H L‘ltilirt 'l"ll ll.tl.rtlr rl. Emil rattle to [INCV damages measured at Sitltltl l‘c‘ cttl'l'tlplc‘tl. Ag “AN" A. ‘..'r N. i. 'haprrl liril .xith an unidentified lliteicstlligl} enough, the only thing "t'h \\aii. I'm not tiiiished. While ‘.\lllti spot t’tl his head (‘riacll lllt‘ tl‘itcl pliit‘lt‘tl \\.ts .lssttt‘lc‘ti tlt‘il I lt.t\ e )otlr attention. could you tell In separate incidents last \\eck. \niith sli'lltti lllrn aloha) because l‘llc‘dls me \th} Michael Jordan donated SI two former UN(‘ t‘llapel llell "lit“ littilst'ti ltkc‘ llallli} (diner .. Di lslepro .\lantac‘ 44. .i million to the business department ‘ basketball players had trouhlc »\llegedl‘., \\.illatr' attacked his prominent ethics lass professor \s till arid not the lihonics deparliiient’."' controlling their tempers gll'ltllclid (‘hlqurta llanana Vt hen a prior .il'lest tor heisting a tc\tbook lit a related incident. (‘hapel Hell Point guard Queen Rite' . \\ho she tried tc preterit the (i loot-lit in l‘“’.‘. is tlle chlei suspect police charged Journalism professor helped the Tar llells lose to Kansas tritllttll‘ail slat troln taking their l’oilte tracked donn Maniac to lils ('harles (‘arolAlt \\llll reckless. . in the Final liour in I‘ltll. shoised daughter to \\ ashington l) (‘ t'alrhoro residence alter the) sapp). \\lltlng Better knott it for his why he is no longer playing \\.illace apparentl) didn't learn toulid tour pounds ot pepperoni .il Sunday morning on CBS. ther basketball and is an assistant coach his lesson because he has picked tip his Chapel ilell oilice l'etllcd (”.iroiAll has nothing better 1 at Illinois State. again too days later tor tollilontlng “\f‘l‘ah‘lili}. llr \laliiai‘ has a to do than \\rite boring ht oks. After being repeatedl) heckled b) Banana ill a \\ .llllrall parking lot in problem \\itil pelt} thett." arresting t‘aralAlt had been working on a tan. “Your hair is funny. and your Durham t'llch'l Ho llilkc said "It real!) |_ssori‘s hiogruph). btlt allegedly dead~end career is et en tunnler." \\.illace plated his reep in lronl oi doesn't surprise me llott \\oiild he the too ha\e find a falling out. Rice charged llito the stands illlCl' Br)ant's which: and \sould not ktltl‘A .it.‘s itctlt‘t' lie-s .1 iatt l_\son is suing tlte iournallslii 1 the tan and promptly tripped tI\t‘l leate until she \\iltlitl talk to him plolcssol at l‘\'(‘»('h.lpcl Hell ” protcssor litil‘ sc‘tlllltMs libel. his own feet. "I lust \\.iiit to get that damn spot thalicellor .lt‘llll lee Hooker "'lhis is ridiculous." (‘arolAlt “I haven't been that e\clted since on lit) head." \\allace said "\Vh) defended \lanlac's actions .is s.tltl "This is like an ethics lais I beat the snot out ot that police do thlllk stream so loud attct l 't'est‘at’t‘h '- professor getting arrested for officer.“ Rice said referring to his dttllk the bail H "tlt course \\e're l.ot going to tile shoplifting deli meats. less—than-clean record “till the \\ .lildct‘ .tisi‘ led lllt‘ 'l at llc‘lis to d l)! Maniac He \\.is merely ”)ng \Vheli informed one of the tau 1 campus police. l‘lll'dl l‘ou: ltrss ltl NUS. t'.\'(¥ to better the education of our la\s protcssors \\ as indeed arrested for ; “Well. I ma) ha\e gotten escited (‘hapcl llr'll lost to \rkansas students l‘~\l\il I had .i \\ hole shoplifting. ('arolAlt shrugged lils . a couple other times when that 17- \\.iliate \\.is traded in the oil- l.li.'r|il_\ tull ot Klepto Maniacs ” head and said: l . , }ear old girl..." seastrn because his \\.ishlligton lak.ll-_' their litrsscW '.\titcl~ lit '\\ell at least our Chancellor's ‘. Alright} then. in Durham. coach thought he \\.is ugl} and heart. the other departments at rialrie isn‘t Hooker." l . wry-iv) Smokeueed Wallace. 31. \\‘as \\.hined too much ()t course. he ( hat t'i llk'll it.l\L' decided ti‘ l‘t‘cak Just one of many arrests this week of UNC-Chapel Hell faculty. charged with assaulting his was tired last week 4___VA _7 Soccer team h azes freshman at party Whatever?!

Hooker shocked at hazing BEFOREl ritual, just shocked

I Drinking and debauchery rut .isiorial t-rl ck hainpstel tip the ‘ ass for kl. ks ioiilllit" mark the end of soccer learn .o .aptarn l).t|‘ll\ (olllck) practice. onls had this to s.i\ for him .ilid his One of these two people A) Co-starred in the movie Br Klaus Sunnoitl tcatlllilalc- “Clueless" with Alicia Silverstone as Murray. B) Co-starred T... E,’ .1» - we. .-.r.- ., "l‘aitlcs happen. lll.t|l It's not like on a certain ACC team in Chapel Hell as a clueless this happens all the time. inst \\hen ‘ shooting guard, C) Are really the same person. A college l'reshnian‘s tirst couple \\r' \\.Itll to put Ii'lle striihs in their Tscha! As if Dionne would ever go out with Vince Tartar"? of weeks on calnptls are supposed plate damn little tleshnleli to be fun. enjoyable. Hut tor “Hell.” ('ollick) ttlllllllllc'tl. "I had (iregarious Daniel—sari“. that tun to tune a hamster rammed tip lll_\ was taken to the limit. .tss H Daniel‘san arid his tellois Ihc nliiielsit) has been rocked freshmen soccer players at the lately b) illctllltll‘llltlllL‘Cd No freshman take Uniicrsit} of North Carolina at contrmersi But Iii the learn Chapel llell \\CI'C welcomed aboard iiielribers. it's rust part ot llslng lit by their learn leaders in a night ol the "greatest touii Ill the \\ hole beer. head~shaxings arid the such goshdalli uorld.” .itcol'dlng to co homework a little m er the weekend. captain (‘olnct \tsallippiss But don‘t dare conttise the“ "Sometimes \on ilist h.l\e to get shenanigans \\llll an initiation tanked." \\tarrippiss .ald "lhele's ‘ “l/Ith \\ha/chnih ltlllhs- a lot of pressure llI ll\|ll}' up to the bit too seriously hiahhhhh." Daniel—salt said standards el bx people \ll\ll as "Hiccupf~ Matt 'tltr \\ecnslrtilii .iltd I Students forget that an part of the assignment. \\hlch \\as Daniel—sari woke up the morning ‘Maddog Ill .‘tl' bill! I rte ' to Me! so \lttlk}~clftlllh \t‘ll alter With a hangover that \\ould'se lhe learn ‘.\.is pill on .llllit'llc open elevator shaft. is a \\ouldn'l e\eli knots Ii there “as an made Laurence Taylor proud But plrihalirrn and oldi‘rid lo pt‘llollli dangerous one. e|c\.itor \\.liting lol you or itot " he also \\okc tip in l’N(' Hospitals. toliirntinrl‘s \tl\ltt' other than something apparently went ha\lrig gone just a tad hit t\\c‘t his llUlillllL' [laurel -.ttl . head out or Hi ”Rt sit l)t \illtss lcrllbl\ \\rong \\hett Daniels Illnlt. his \oiiiit In addition a trip to l .r ._ U _>‘ . pushed in.“ an dottn the open ('hapel llell soccer coach “Tickle \r‘gas a so tallr'd lliliiltr lo shalt .liii\\\lll‘,‘ her to plunge t'otlr me" lzlmar Bolol‘shlt couldn't be Nicholastage \\r'i‘ki‘rld ‘.\.l also last night .it lliamille lottcls. stories reached tor comment. but l'N(‘ earn ell 'd one student took a nose dl\c do\sli (‘hancellor John Lee Hooker stated .-\Lttlltllll‘_' to llookcr Ihr'rr \ grogg} [\\ocali only had this to that. "We certainly don‘t kno“ hellattrir \\lll not be tolerated .it .Il! open ele\.itol shall. and \.[-\ ahotlt any so»called initiations that (‘Ltlolllta lililcss lhcs \\lll a .illcpcdh her dilnkllti' partner. ct "That's the last time ldr'ink with couple ol t li.tllll‘lt Ill ships l\o\lliclid is to blame .lack near all ele\atol ” " x A‘s‘ ' go on in the \tllage. We sure as hell \\tl‘ltllll‘,‘ the ilass s\||.tl‘tls lol llanieis shotsed little reinorse he l'lCPi N’l': Celt r. rm Swag, Irirr,teMA'rtN/(Aer’rs'tl FlLt fi‘irrfflr‘x don't condone it. aside front the llrilikini' l tltlt’l.l_‘.‘t' at ('hapel llell oril_\ \\ished that the girl “as You can dress them up... As the UNC-Chapel Hell soccer ltll. lllt‘ \ClllCNlt'l.\ trlst ionst ions enough to complete the team proves. looks can be deceiving. By day, their a fine *Sorry we can‘t fill an open front. .l-school isn‘t all it's cracked up to be littllll‘\\iilh .tsslt‘lllllt‘lll should li.l\e second hall ot the holneuork. group of upstanding citizens, by night. freshman know the you know? Do you like our redesign? We really could use help. As you're been i‘t'llltli' iritosttated arid .liisl in case )riii‘re wondering. real team. beginning to figure out. J—school doesn’t mean you get a good schOol sireisiiig litocan is health) condition. She Gregarious Daniel-son found out firsthand that a buzz cut paper. Anyway. these stories seem kinda silly don't they? Well they lhe tsto -iiidents lllia 'lttocalt sur\l\ ed the tall arid is on track to and enough alcohol to kill a man is not considered shouldn’t. they‘re all real! *Only the names have been changed to protect and lat k Daniels“ tollossed the first recene art ,\. tor the class. hazing. Certainly not at Chapel Hell. the guilty. For more information call 515—241 I.

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He wants to help his mom? That ’s wonderful. Doing what? Marty Blake on Jeff Mclnnis’ decision to turn professional (Raleigh News&0bserver rip... 1996)

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Interim Director named for NCSU NCSU battles possible computer shutdowns Arboretum I The new millennium will organi/ed chrotiologic ally - computet system shutdown. Brady l\\L‘tll_\*lll'sl century " Bryce ll. lane of Raleigh. lec- the according to the date said \ilcti sdltl .\ testitig environment that ttirer and undergraduate coordis not mean the end of Brady. assistatit lirectot oi 6 6 be computer. Soitwaic packages have already eyaiuatcs the coti'ections to date nator in the Department oi' world for N.C. State's administrative computing llicse been putchased by V(‘Sl"s seiisitiye admititstrattyc systeitis has Horticultural Science at NC. computer systems. indexes read [\Ht’tlig‘tl date entries will say ‘I ‘ iinanciai aid arid human resources already been set up. State. has been named interim They are ttot capable oi tcadiiig a can't deal with it‘ departitients which are ”t‘L‘lillltyr "it's a datasbased environment director oi the NCSU B\ Pttttiit- Ri:i:si: three-digit date eittry t ottipliant" the packages ate with a separate region that tells the Arboretum i‘oliowing the death N l When 1000 rolls around. the and blow up.“ immune to the date change. Brady computer that it is Jan. i. 2000.“ of tormer director J.(‘. Ratilston. i‘law‘cd indexes would change the said Brady said. “This will yerity that Lane. an award-winning N.('. State is tiying hard to make date trom W to ()0. instead oi 9‘) to .-\||en Brady. \it "automated degree audit" is the modii'ied system will operate " teacher atid student adviser. as~ sure that its New Year's live lllt). Brady said. This woitid cause Assistant director oi computing being dexeloped that w ill make sure Brady said all date-sensitiye stimes the interim position im- celebration in 1000 is tiot spoiled by data to be placed out oi oidei. the grade reports students recetyc administrative programs will be mediately and will serve iii the w'ide~sca|e computer system That tiicatis tinancial tiansactions llit‘ll itcshttian ycat toiiises," ttoiii theii advisers ate not aiiected immune to the date change by post until a perntanent director is shutdowns would appear to have taken place Sonic adininisiiatiie programs by the date change. l’it‘ady said. Match. l‘)‘)‘l llt‘ said the named in less tiiati three yeats. when the well bei‘ore they actually occurred niigiit eyeti be oyci‘loaded .-\ditttitistrati\c programs that are Aditiinistratiye ('onipiiting (‘entct “We can never replace date changes to 2000. a number oi' it also means grade transcripts by the still deicnseless against the date has been working on the potential Raulston. but we are 100 percent N(‘Sl”s administrative progratns would ieaturc tumbled iiiiortnation thtec digit date entry. change will be altered problem ior approximately iiye committed to preserying the ar- and files could be paraiy/ed. These "Your transcript would look "lhc computer will say i can't “We will tell the system. at you years boretum and the vision [he] programs include sx‘st‘s financial strange.” Brady said. ”it we don‘t deal with it arid blow up." Brady see a date between 77 arid 9‘). that “We‘re oti top (it this this is not had." said TJ. Monaco. head oi computing system and TRACS do .sotiiethittg abottt this. the people said. is iii the twentieth century Brady going to be a pi'obletti.“ Brady said the Department of Horticultural Most oi N(‘Sl"s administratiye graduating ttt 1000 would ha\e their :\ niiiiibcr oi actions are beitig said. “it it's t iitsidc oi that range it “That‘s becatise we started early iii Science. “We are already work» programs tcature indexes that are senior year courses appear beiotc taken to circuinyent the potential would recogni/c that it‘s the the game." ing to till .l,('.‘s positioti with a person of the highest caliber. in the meantime. a stroitg interim team has been named to keep the arboretum tttoy mg ahead." NCSU professor :\lso named to interim posts are Tony Axent. owner ot Plant Delights Nursery in Raleigh. who will serye as tnteritn curator fights TV ratings oi collections; and Diane Hynt oi (ireensboro. a member oi. the arboretum's board oi directors. I A more positive approach to TV ratings who will act as interim coordi- is necessary. an \‘(KSI‘ professor says. nator oi \olunteers and outreach. HY Mi \\\o\ t \iiit Roi-ii N.C. State computer The new te|e\ ision ratings sy stem is riot tlic answei to engineer receives our TV woes, At least that is the opinioti oi~ N.C. State Proiessor oi $1.1 million grant Communication Robert Schrag. the aiithoi oi 'Itiniiiig Illt' li‘i/i/ Ili/N‘ Scltrag agrees that parents need tools to Patti l). liraiizon. a researcher help them decide what is oi is iioi ok.i\ to: then chii in the (‘ollege oi ixiigineertng. then to watch "ia‘iit the new iatii.‘ s an not tools,' was awarded a Stl itiiliiott Schrag said gratit i’rom the Detensc '\L‘c‘i)t'tllltL‘ to Schiag. \niciicaiis start. ‘ titiL'\ll|llllll‘J :\d\anced Research Project the worth oi tclcyiston as early as the i‘tno s Soon at Agency tl):\Rl’Al to research ter. the lust Senate hearings about teleyision directed next-generation computer syss networks to research the ei‘iects oi TV. Schrag said. tein tic-signs. After being prodded tor an answer. the tietyvorks ad» bran/on. whose research is in mitted that by 196‘) they still had not done any re- high-speed electronic switches. search. has been working oti a contact— l‘inally. ttiidci iiictcasing pressiiic lit ii: the ‘..'|i\t'lll' less switch that Will permit high merit atid consumers the networks lane to . c t;‘ ‘.ill‘ data rates arid ltigh reliability. a sy stem to rate telet isioii programs based oi: La“.-'i...-:c “The goal is to build a sexual content and tolence 103x WZ-bit switch ior high- Yet. according to \chiae. the system :s :o.- general speed applications." he says. and the ratings aie not aiway s a\ .tiiabie in addition to aiding the duel- (it\eti the networks ptioi history the new ratings opment ot' attitaiiissile missiles system "inst botight them some t.nie.' \clitag said hit the Department of Defense. "l‘he sole intention was to keep the gov etnnient troni the research cottld haye count- stepping in." less commercial applications in ".\ rating iii a little box i'lashtng iii a corner oi yoitt the areas of telecommunicatiotis. telcy ision set lot 17 seconds." \\lll not help parents dc high»speed computing and low cidc Iii their children siiotild watch a particuiai pro- cost laser radar. gram. Schrag said. According to the Surgeon (icncral‘s report on TV \I olcnce arid children. \ioicnce on telcyision not only correlates to |lltlL'.i\k'tl aga‘vession in children. it can at so lead a child to "belteyc the \\|tlltl is much mote \io lent than it teally is." Schrag said "Violence iii the teal wotld is decreasing." Schtag Technician said. ”Yet violence oti TV is increasing “ Sports: Are we The key to ttiotiitoring the duality oi a television pro gram is teaching children the tlilTCfCliL‘L‘ between “yiunk playing Carolina TV landl reality." Schrag said. tonight? Therefore. according to Schrag. parents atid educators need ini’ormation about teleyision prograttis in order to Page ) change the behavior of children to get children to “become their own critics." Instead of listening to the networks or to politicians. Opinion. The low- who have commercial interests in television. Schrag down on financial said the dei’inition oi what is appropriate it)! teleyision should be determined by asking parents. educators and aid. Page 8 P children l‘totti their responses. Schrag said a ratings system oi descriptors could be deyeloped. allowing Tech Too: Fishin' consumers to determine exactly what level oi' content is in a T\' program. with Technician. An example would be defining the dii’i’erence be Page 5 P Sh b ard fia nt h's talent at NC SU tween humorous sexual content \ersus sexual promis- L‘utly. I Topiary artist Pearl Fryar shrubs. hung up his power hedge clip~ is Doing." at Witherspoon Student Schrag also suggested itsttig a positive ratings system prunes his way to acclaim. pet's Neighbors come running to itiake t'enter Sunday ilis \istt to N(‘Sl' was instead oi a negative one. sure lie is sate attd to watch him create part oi a t\\o~\\cckcnd piescntation oi A positiye ratings system would make intoriitatioii Bv J t.\\lH.R l). WHsTiikook his immense sculptures the \i (' State Visual Arts ('eittet's cx- available through a \artety oi’ means. such as a central Reach Us 5"“ VV": . Pearl l'ryar. a plaiit sctilptoi iroin litbition "Yard oi' the Month". website or a bulletin board on the lntertiet. Schrag said. Internet Services: South ('arolina. demonstrated his topi« i‘ryar creates topiary by using his Other ways to publicize the ratttigs system include The young iitati places a ladder in the ai’y techniques and gayc a talk "Don‘t TOL: Technician OnLine bed oi his truck aitd climbs to prune his be ~\it'aid to do \oillcllilltg’ \obody l‘.lsC sit Strauss. Pact My RATINGS. Pact.- _‘ iittp:/x’www2.ncsu.edu/ncsu/ studg pubs/Technmian Campus Forum: [email protected] Taking a walk with NC SU’s Student Patrol officers Press Releases: techpress [email protected] Information: college campus \\ hat do too do ’ oi the abundance oi student patrol .i lot oi money. carry mace and go crime.“ [email protected] I Student patrol officers Yoti can call Student i’attol .iiid oiiicets. said isetth .lolitisoii a hen- iii pairs." Johnson said. Student patrol has no power to ar- help students find their way' get an escort back to your dorm ‘\t tenant iii the student patrol lie said this is the reason mugging rest people. but they observe and re- Phone Numbers: home safely. least that is what sophomore ('ott‘ie “\Yc‘ye pretty tttiich got campus \ tctiins tend to be male. port suspicious persons to campus Editorial """"""""""""21333;; _ _ . , . _ . (‘amalter did iediiitdantly covered." he said. Most guys who call for an escort police. They also :er responsible lint szems'ng513g133 B‘ JI‘\S‘iili.l\fv‘lvli‘t).\ll’st).\ "State is really big. and it‘s not Most student patrol oiiicers cover inst want a ride, he said. The guys locking up SCH‘TJl buildings ”it ntw‘. sate alter a certain ttmef site said. the c amptis. which is di\ ided into are surprised w hen the escort shows sdeUN _ .' iiye mites. on toot. i’aits oi oiliccr's upon i'oot. ‘ l (dither dtiittes '?‘1l‘::f‘!hml""gl:lr:le ff2:5. fiBWWthAdd'ess atidit'smuto areit) pInin.TtilliplxilhWednesdayHall.nightAs PierceStudentaccompaniedPatrol ()iiiterher to ttiitJasonan are assigned to coycr each /one time they itgure out we re not a it ‘ any “”69 'E Yi‘ J-‘t‘urt 4‘ 5: BOX 8608. NCSU Campus you may”. your walk back to your errand across campus and then cs ()iiicets tarry hand-held radios. taxi service. they qutt calling," ll‘f‘)’ are 'n proper Working order. :2 Raleigh. NC 27695 8608 dorm {iron}. you hcgin to notice corted her to Stilliyan llall. where tiiiotigli wittch they learn what‘s go Johnson said. Student patrol ”ulcers 3’9 re« E: how dark it is. . she lives. ing on and where to meet students Although student patrol's main clutred to work at least l‘ mm“ f: Yoti think about that stoiv your "This campus is itot as bad as peo who need escorts. .loiitisoti said the i'iinction is to provide escorts to stu- Sttntfiaydthrough hThSWlub :ndhtme :3 mother keeps telling you That one pie think it is.” i’tetcc said inaiority oi students who want cs dents. they also “assist police oi‘i‘i- wee ”‘ d mont ' "C " i S 5 '“5 :3. about sonte girl getting raped attd One reason that the campus isn‘t corts are tcmale. cers any way ltheyl can." Johnson 3‘" murdered on sotiic dark and cold overwhelmed with ctime is because “(iirls get the message not to carry said “We seive as a deterrent to Na- PAIROL. I'llg'd' .‘ v ,_ Sports page 3 Tech Too page 5 National news page 8 World news page Opinion page 10 Classifieds page 1 I? Page 2 News February 12, 1997 sion of creatise freedom. He said this type of expression is key for a Bill would make drinking games illegal Patrol Shrubs niulti-cultural society needing real- ('iiiifiiitii'il liillil Pout i (Uriiiiiuii'il iiiiiii I‘iiei' / IsltL' role models. I proposed laii aims to .111\1l‘.111;_‘ .. he said "\\ith the many crises facing imagination and his commitment to Along \th mastering the use of a break tip drinking games at Some stiittciits ocie s1111ck \\1th h1gher education. think there must be the shitt running from H the art. He only utilizes mergreens. power hedge clipper. the recogni- the l nisersity ot le\as. .lisl‘clii‘l when iiitoiiiicil 111 the lull could he more constructne pm. to _l am. so lits .irt holds its shape e\e11 111 the tion lii'yar has received for his ef- l I. gcogiapby 111.111‘ls ls‘ol‘in legislation than this." Strange said. Johnson sometimes acts as the ot— winter months. toits is beginning to pay off. lh \lka \It'I\I\lll tins-c. H1\.111 ."1i.ii .1111l \111\ Heal. lax Jacobson. the 'l'esas director ficer in charge for the night He and There are hundreds of \arious Numerous features in magazines who \\eicdiiz1k111g lice: .111l1c lot the \meiican t'iyil Liberties his partner tide around 111 the Public shapes. figures and styles that deco— and appearances 111 area ners pro— l'csas l111o11 s Sports tiiill. s.11.l l mon. said. "l The bill] Jiist seems Safety student patrol car and make rate his three-«acre garden. grams show his plants groomed to ll “IRI’i \l SI‘I\. I‘('\'.I\ they sscie 111~1 tliiilletl about 1h.- i‘lll like silliness" sure e\ei'ything looks like ll 1s stip- l5ryar believes his masterpieces pertection. 1m.»- s1.1.:.‘:11s can lie .lcpiiwa lt‘s i11st .111otl1c1 11111111g.111e111ozi He added. "All those trou~frou posed to. come strictly from an indisidual PBS recently produced a docu- cl p.11".‘ ',‘.1liii'1 ‘r‘ .111"k1115: :_'.llII\“ young people ” time said people going to nine and cheese Johnson c\en helps people \\ ho style. With no formal education. the mentary of Fryar‘s work entitled 1‘31‘ s \4I.lii\i\, .. ‘ sl.11c Hcp loi‘.\ (it‘sc asked 11 the police “etc tasting games are they going to are h.1\ iiig car trouble self—taught artist considers topiary a “Victory Garden." \tlt‘ sm l\ 1\:.‘~.11.1soii. li.1s his going to laid .11\.111111ciits .1111l s.i_\. be illegal '" Although student patrol ott'tcers "do-it-yourselt" actiy 11y. l-‘ryar will also enjoy nation-wide 1, ”l\c11sc me. .11.' \1‘t|;‘|.1\1?l_~,‘ iliice lL’“ students said they ha\ e .1 hands—oil policy. they would l‘t'yar grew up on a tarm in coverage when the Discovery t: so11.1.1\1.111.11..1l‘i.1\\'1=.l1 111.111 s_\111p.1thi/ed \\llh the goals of the not hesitate to come to the iescue Clinton. NC. He said his esperi~ Channel and (‘38 air programs s11‘.'s "L1 \.\t;.' is ‘111 "1111.111gcs. H111 tioolslu s.1:1l l1c.liti not tliiiik bill ot a student iii physical danger ence on the farm gave him a pas- about his work this fall. is 1' 11.1't:.1p.11es 111 .1 students \\i\11l.l lie 1.11:;1'1c1l I’lllll} Hieeden. .1communicattoiis‘ .-\ccording to their manual. the oll'i sion for nature. lii‘yar owns the largest topiary gar- ls'“.‘ .3111.‘ uribcgtiilh 1.1.1 1111s.'111p11lotisl\ l‘\ poluciiici‘ sciences and disorders mayor. said. cers are limited to iismg physical As a young riian. Hyar saw his den in the world. and has been com~ '11s11c111c11n‘1 “l'd like to think 1‘11l l.t\\ force only when 11 iii\ol\es protect first sculpted plant and soon began mended for sculpting species of ll;1:"'c.‘!tc.'.s~1thinking eiiioicciitcni otticqu \\i“.‘ltl h.- "It‘s like wearing ase.1t belt; it's in 111g themselies or .111 escort sculpting one bush at a time. Ten plants previously thought unsuit— . .. .‘u‘ .. ! :‘ot "c I.1k.‘11 l1gl11l\ mote 11111‘1cs1cd inc-111111.111: the l.1\\ ewryone's best interest to outlaw Johnson said his motto is to Use years later. Fryar resides in able l‘or topiary. ’\\ : \.‘lt,1.l.1;1nl1olpoisoning and .1s.1g.1111stc\e1\oiie' littolsln s.11d drinking games." physical lorce to stop .111.1ss.111|1on» llishopnlle. SC. where he re; lfien though his garden requires “ “yours; of tltesetliiiigs."l1c “[1 the persons .11.‘ 111 the Homilies Hui Jacobson said the bill may ly w hen one person does not “.1111 ceiyed the local “Yard of the hard Work. dedication and a posi- s.il\1 \l. s‘. ol tlicsc things happen ill y‘tiltll. 1m 11 lm'iic Iii.» 'c not l1.1\e some constitutional problems. to be 1n\ol\ed and that person is at Month" award for three consecutive tive attitude. Fry'ar believes his 1 'l‘.‘ he 11‘: .11\outhl‘.11l1clsl.1iidl going to lie singled oat “-\ diinking game is a form of an an unlair disatlniiitage. but not months, work has raised awareness of what 1*: 1""..tuz'1ty 1‘i\i‘lt‘lll\ lioiiscs' \tcoiding to the li'll 'lic 3.1111».- associational right." Jacobson said. \shen both parties “.1111 to light The theme of the plant sculptor's can be achiey ed in the garden tioixs’u "1‘ ‘.\.1s 111 .i 11111s11111l1111c.1l.olint ,1s.111.‘.c111citt and thus is siibiect to possible First "It‘s an ethical thing.” l’ierce said. garden is “Heart of Hearts." Fry'ar. Sui/i I’hiiioemphcr Iii/w ()hi limit ".liUl' 1:1 .11 war :11111‘. but said the liiiitlieriiioi.‘. 11 'th.‘ t‘llltldt". '\l‘.lLl‘ imeiit protection. Although most of the student p.1- .1 member of the Woodstock gener- the picture [/1111 tlt't't’lillitllllt’t/ ihi's ’licc 321‘»:tlxwiiclitlie111111‘.‘l“ purpose '1! 1l1c game is the l 11111 (iraglia. .1 LT constitutional trol officers are male. tour of the 30 ation. feels his garden is an espres- \lriI‘L ling“. \‘ 1:1:1‘ ;"t'~s sec'ctau 1o 111111\1..111ovi .1: the p.1111.1p.1111s‘ l.1\\ professor: said it is likely the are female. including the director Rep 1 \l.1'\c\ l‘ \11s1111. s_1:.l 1l1e11 lll'c‘ .1.ii\::\ Li‘lliti l‘c‘ .t l.1\\ \\t\llld be constitutional because The women perform the same du- 'l‘c ,1\\ «wild p.11:‘.11l.11l\ .1Ilctt \:ol.1liott.llicl‘ill \l.|l’t" couiis li.1\e traditionally given ties as the men. pipeline." Schrag said. "lion aretlicpolitt';'oiiig1o legislatures wide authority to act in "They wouldn't time it any other R t' “(‘ulture and society are based on '1,,s1goiiigtol‘ctickctmg eiitoice 11 " said ls’1t'k ,loiti.111..1 the regulation of alcohol way." Student Patrol ()l'ficer (‘ortfi‘ .1 free flow of information." Schrag s111. 1‘? 's .111 .‘Wt haw .1 lot ol second \cai l.i\\ student "he \1'\crtl1eless. for those students Thomas said. t'iiiiiiiiiit'd iriim l’iiei' / \illtl. llis solution to the television itiivict .111'1'.\.1\, ' \ll.1l‘1g‘c‘ said police going to liust 111.1:1d 11nd worried that their fun is almost up. Most officers enjoy the work, mailings to public libraries and ratings system would be to “de- li‘t‘ .I‘~\ ".. g4", c‘wfi", l‘t‘ .d‘tlst‘ti l“- miaitcis 111 the shot glass ,.. they can relas. Strange said the bill Some eyen decide to make careers school systems or a separate cable mand an educated citizenry." forc- cciicgc poke .lcpaitiiiciits seeking $11.111ge said \lasey does 11111 has little chance of passing this out of 11. Johnson. for instance. channel that lists the ratings of each ing consumers to make their own to arrest staticiiis .1tld impose times. encourage anyone to .liiiik .111d \L‘\\IUII. likes the Job so much that he tele\ ision progratii choices about the quality of a pro Strange \t'itl drise. but he said Illls type ol "I think it‘s dune humorous." he switched his maior trom electrical "The Department of liducation gram instead of allowing the net "l l‘ll'llk 11's .1 1e\c1111e tool. it legislation 1s111.1ppiopri.1ie said engineering to cr11111n.1lju.stice. could be another \ery good \\iirks to do it t’orthem. 0-7c:¢:::¢:¢::¢¢¢:::::¢::::::::::::c:¢¢:¢¢¢¢¢:::¢¢0 1; 01mm; 1997 NCSL‘ SrL'ot-srs Asp FAL‘L‘IH Min Piss 3 Spring Break Sgclall 0 Coir Ar HEDINGHAV FOR THE Srt msr RAH 0 ea e 1: :{ $l5.00 Per Week 25% Discount on all 1;0 s13 ~11 mouth-s green nu and am 1.11 is ism-s 30 Unlimited. Tanning! PM Tanning Packages and I l 03 \1U\ll-\x 11111{\l‘ -\‘1 0I: january Through March allTanning. 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I The Pack looks to get ('oitveisely. ('atoltna was on a downward spiral headtrtg trtto the sortie revenge on its long,- last ltttilc‘lt'ttp. arid the lleels were tintc enemy. lacing a possible tlr-l ,\('(' record \tnt e the win. ('aroltna has vson Bv‘ .lvviis H. l,vii E.vt‘ ottt ot tts last seven ert route to \ t t. ~.| t.:..,u a .Fllll ct‘tllctettct tccortl. good mm—z-rr-Blue Devils stt corittortably ticket window during tlte lottery tor at \o tttt the -\('t'. looking to I .len Howard is the glue tickets. sorttethtng occured that tto ntake a move on \o 2 \ trgtitia. that keeps the Pack one at the camp ottt on l)urtrt vvlto dovvtted the Pack. ‘ll-btt trt Avenue c\pected. States last outtrtg. humping the together. Sendek. atter llllttlllg‘ hrs TV Wollpack otrt ot the rtattoital top Bv' K.(}vrrstv 1 show. stiltt‘tl} walked otit ot the w \‘tvtt \\t«‘i?‘tt- l doors ot Reynolds ('olisetim to State tlelc‘atetl llte l)L‘\tls Sty-7W greet the mass ot the Woltpack trt Reynolds earlier tltts season. In .lent‘ttler llovvartt :s 'ot \ou t'aitht‘ul vv ho vvere on hand. order to repeat the pertorrnaitce. tyt‘teal college ltaskt thall l raj“: Neither .tttgry itor apologetic. he State will have to step up its While most college athletes addressed tlte tarts tit true Sendek outside game artd put pressure on struggle tor on or :lxp-g lashiort — eloquent the Dev tl's interior otlensc‘ before m‘htltt‘; t' '. '. "I want to tltartk you trorrt tlte “W e know that tltts is art tt\\tt. llt“t\.:i\l \va- thrt: ‘ bottoitt ot rtty lteart. the very important gatttc.” State coach vvltiripool «tl li‘ Itt.t' la bottortt ot my heart." Seitdek said Kay Yovv satd. “ltvery game that basketball t“ ‘llll‘v‘llll|"' “I know we're ttot where we we have is important -—- we are her ttrst game ougltt to be. but want you to know battling to tirttslt irt the top halt ol ,\t’ter a quick start to her ‘st \ \. that We are dotrtg everything w e the conterence Lttttl to secure an career. and the high «spectattozts can to get its back there.” N(‘.»\.-\ bid." that tollovveu. llotvarti has .. taxi Wow. l)tike torwards Payton Black herselt and her team stttttmttttq Suddenly. the temperature artd Tytsh Hall have been battling through the l‘l‘ltv W7 season became tnstgrttt‘ieant to me. The throttglt the conference pairtt. The \tate tttirtped -'l|l -. ttt‘ t ‘.‘ t lack ot' teeltrtg in ttty evtt‘emttics duo ranks tit the top to in tour run. but struggled oztte ttre was tto longer on my mind as I tltt't'erent categories. Black was tontt'retrce season yet ttztd 'w clamored to the top or tltat ttlthy named :\(‘(' Player of the Week dropping ?t\e o1 st\ ‘v( (i _.z. trashcan to get a better look the earlier this season. attd llall vv as in January. bringing vltllll‘tl (tr tttait we all knew strttply as “llcrh” honored this week. llall helped Howard‘s destre to \\ttl .trt t\(‘(' As I stood on the trashcan power the Devtls to convincing ttrtg, listening to Sendek the rttatt. the wins over .-\(‘(' opportettts "lt ltas been tough ctttottonallyf philospher esplatn to tts hovv vttal .‘vlaryland attd Wake l‘orest last Howard satd “We have had the tarts are. I couldn‘t ttght hack week. scoring .lh’ potttts artd really high C\pc‘cl‘.tltt\tts. artd we the ear~to ear grin on ttty tace any pulling down to rebounds vvhtlc haven‘t done nearly as vv ell as we longer shooting over 70 perceitt lroitt the wanted to N Think about it llovv tttatty llL‘ltl Howard weathered the storm ot coaches trt the -\('(‘. or tn the The two wins pushed the Devils the I‘l‘M season as a young nation tot tltat matter. give a damn up two spots to No. 18 irt the standout on a tttc‘tllt‘vrc tearit about the support their tans shovv How many tunes has ()I' l)eano Sta ,4” Fa .rttu til/Stu; Srnit'l' addressed hts tans at a camp mt DUKE. Page 4 Jen Howard has been a consistent force for Kay Yow in the tour seasons she‘s been in Raleigh. See HOWARD. [Cree 4 out" How many tiittes has .‘vltke “Orange" ls'r/y/evvskt bought pil/a tor a group ot rartttrtg. raving (‘ameron (tit/It‘s.) And how ttrarty times has Dave ()dom requested "some ol that Home rown talent leads Pack tennis ‘(tatorade‘ we were drinking” So tonight. tt you were lttcky eitough to get seats to the game. “We really want to bittld the l'he beitettts tltat the Woltpack are here because, itbove all. they trottt top 2() schools such as Florida remember tltts -- Herb Sendek has I Coach Eric Hayes is set to program around .-\tnertc.trt talent .. have reaped tr'ortt tts evtcnded want to work." and Pepperdine. last season. not torgoiten tts serve up some success on Although llayes believes that tltts preseason have been trrttrteasurable State‘s t’reshinan class features Bracone was honored as an all- He knows hovv vttal Sendek's the State tennis courts. approach may take a while to get according to Hayes. tour players ranked in the top 70 in cont'erence player, State‘s l'trs‘t in Redneks are to the Pack on the the Wollpack to the upper echelons ”I think that tltey have really come the nation as Juniors. over five years, court. arid yott can believe rtte Bv‘ K. (lAH'VEY ot the :\(‘('. llayes likes the new togetlter ott ot the court." llayes Shaun Thomas and Jeffrey Smith Today the Pack will take on llerb. l'll not toigct how important \t or \\t4'llk look ol the l‘)‘l7 W oltpack. said. "They really entoy playing come to State ranked itot only Florida. which is ranked tn the top you are to tltts school. l'ppet‘classttteit ate a scarce together lt ts hard to get them to individually. bttt also No. l in North 20 in the nation Winning starts at ltortte At least quantity. tn tact. tuntot .lay leave the court atter practice. they (“irolina as IX and under doubles "We could have started the season Jamev (rule it a fret/Intuit that is the philosophy oI N.(‘ State |,cvvantlowskt. the only pie llayes are a really dedicated group ot partners. wrth some easier teams.” llay'es Ilttl/Ul'lllL‘ m tom/tale! (’lltflllt‘l‘llllu. men‘s tennis coach l'rit llayes. player lett on the squad, totns live young guys " Keith Salmon. otit ot~ Pittsburgh. said. "There is going to be some and Mount have a roommate ,\ year arid a halt ago. when sophomores and live tresltmatt oit llavcs ltas ltkeited the work ethic ranked ttt the nattoital top t'itty' in internal pressttre to win. and I can .‘lHltH llorrevllv. ltt'o tro/ llllltl to Hayes came to State l'rom the the tostet ol the tennis teatit to that which the tlttlltttl, will toin Thomas. Smith already sense the guys getting eel alone ttt/lr .S'ertoav/v He no! Palmer Academy. where he trattted l‘he team made a conitttitment to (‘oach Herb Sertdek ts instilling tn artd classmate l)evang Desai on anxious for that first win. but it we lltl\ a hurt] time ttrtlt Ilie ttlmle prolcssioital players. llayes decided each other early tn the year. the Wolt'paek Men's basketball State‘s singles roster, can play well and bitild front the "\lta/rrte mt v/tet ral lrlrle ttorltl that it was tune to rebuild the undertaking a rigorous aitd progrartt leading the Pack will be roots. it will be good in the long ttillt you" (lit/it: l'ort lllll ttrrle to Woltpack program using players intensive training schedule tltts tall “We want to have type ol program sophomore Roberto Bracone. run." ('urle at |Lllllt‘sl-” stita sta ncsu.edtt, trout tlte United States which ttttlttded i 11) am. rttits attd like llerb is trying to start with the llt'aeone. who hails lrorn St. State's l’irst honte match is Feb, or ( all hint at W Vlll/ “,-\ lot ol the top programs are lull art hour and a hall training basketball players.” llayes said l’etersburg. l-la.. l'ollowcd Hayes 38. when Appalachian State comes ol toretgit players." llayes said \t'\\ltlll‘s ottt ttl season “No matter what happens. ottr guys lrottt l-‘lorida. passing up ol'tcrs to town. Page 4 Sports February l2, I997 “The ACC has been a real tough stretch for its.” Howard said. “We Howard have so much talent. btit we just Duke to change, can‘t seem to ptit it all together oti Tourney (bu/mm ti llom Price 3' any one night." Continued from Pot-r .l Howard‘s freshman campaign was Howard has quietly remained the national rankings. so successful. that she was named backbone of the team. averaging "We've got our work cut out for the Pack's MVP after leading the ll.7 points per game and playing us." Yow said. "We are going to Smrcka—Duffy onored team in scoring. averaging l5 more minutes than eycryone. keep working. and hopefully put points per game. In her final semester at State. together all of the things that we Named to the All-ACC freshman Howard currently carries a 4.0 have been doing right.“ Rocked Like a Hurricane team. the S—foot-b guard frorn GPA. majoring in communications State‘s response will come from SPORTS STAFF REPORTS The band “Scorpions" would have Newton set five freshman records. with a minor in Spanish. and was junior center (‘hasity Melvin. Wotfpaekl been proud. becattse the NC. State The Wolfpack bowed out of the recently awarded an ACC Melvin has been on fire since ACC Tourney to change format men's tennis team lost to the 30th- postseason after the first round of postgraduate scholarship The State‘s last tneeting with the GREENSBORO. N.C. — The "Les ranked Miami Hurricanes. 5-3 at the ACC tournament. only to watch scholarships are awarded to the top Devils. averaging 2L3 points and Robinson Invitational" is no more the Neil Scliitl Tennis ('enter. in-state rival ENC-Chapel Hill take l5 most outstanding senior 8.! rebounds per game. Melvin has after this season. The (lines were led by freshman the national championship. students-athletes iii the conference. posted four double-doubles in the The Atlantic Coast Conference Spaniard ly‘an Rodrigo. who Since then. Howard has played How ard's education hasn‘t come eight games since her iii-point men's basketball tournament will tournament loi'mat last year. defeated State's Roberto Brocone in the role of the constant producer. solely from the classroom. she has performance against the Devils. feature two games on Thursday “In the current s_\ stein. any team straight sets :it the No. l singles ever present in the day-to-day also learned .ilot from her Melyin currently ranks fourth in nights beginning next year in an which plays in the opening game spot. o-J. (ial. At the No. 3 spot. running of the State team. both on teammates. most recently. the league in scoring. second in effort to eliminate the stigma of the does not feel part ol the tournament Deming l)es.ii of NC. State lost to and off of the court. backcourt~iiiate Katie Siiircka- field goal percentage and third in current play—in game. and that's not right." Smith said. ”l :\llllt't)/V.I/t\ltl (1.3.6-1 Howard has missed just two Duffy. How ard‘s i‘ooiiiate for the both blocks and rebounds. The new format was announced would hay e preferred two other l‘wo trcshinaii came through for games in four seasons on the State 1996-97 school year. "I'm just coming out trying to be Monday along with the awarding of possible formats. btit this is better the \V'ollpack in Miami. Keith roster. both coming over this “I‘ve learned a lot about very focused and consistent." the 2001 tournament to the Georgia that what we haw now Salmon and .lcllrey Smith won at season‘s winter break. The Pack basketball and about myself from Melvin said. "We know that we are Dome. No modifications are planned for the No. 4 and 5 spots. respectively. was without Howard for the living with Katie." Howard said. not very deep on the bench. so we The tournament will feature two the women‘s ltillt’ttttttlL‘lll. which Salmon won in straight sets 6-2. 7» Wendy‘s Wolfpack Holiday "She is very competitive. and l atn are all just trying to get the job games on Thursday. the first pairing also tises a play -iii game. 5, while it took Smith three sets 7—5. Classic. a tournament which State too. but she has really made me done." the seventh and eighth—seeded Conference officials also want to 2 (i. {M}, outscored South Carolina and think about why l approach the Last time out against Duke. teams. followed by a game between add Atlanta's. (icoigia Dottie to the the NC State men's team next Delware State by bl and 77 points. game the way that I do. State’s backcourt shot over 50 the league’s No. 1 seed versus No. ACC touiiiatiient rotation. with laces the l'lorida (iators this respectively. “She has giyen me a HQ“ percent from beyond the arc. as 9. (‘harlottc (‘olisetiiii now scheduled attciiiooii. .uid its nest home match Howard's leadership earned her perspective on things." Howard Jennifer Howard. Lyschale Jones The winner of the Thursday No. for Ztitll and tiiccnsboio (‘olisciini ISlld tiiitil l-cbruary Z‘y'. when they the role of captain. along Willi said. “We've spent many nights tip and Katie Smrcka-Duffy combined 7-No. 8 game will face the No. 2 in 30th and INN. l’ieyiously. will face the Aptittltlt'llldll State classmate Limeki Webb. in her late talking. It has been a really for 46 points. Howard led the way seed in Friday's only afternoon ('harlottc was scheduled for Mill Mountaineers. great experience." with 20. nailing four treys. game —~ currently there are two aitd (irecnshoi'o for I‘ll)? and Ztltl‘i. junior season. Against Virginia this weekend. early games. The winner of the No. Athletes honored for academics Howard is no longer the focus of Since her freshman year. Howard bye to l‘tltlt .\' (' State SitidentAtliletes the media. not that she ever asked has been nothing short of a staple the Pack‘s guards struggled. l-No. 9 game gets a Stitrka-ril‘l'ic Freshman to be. helping to hold the State women‘s shooting below 20 percent from Saturday‘s semifinals. w ci‘c named .-\('(~ l’ost-(iraduate basketball team together; and now. outside the arc and below 40 There will be a total of three Katie Siiircka l)iitty earned Scliolztis. But rather than looking for the percent overall from the floor. games Friday instead of the current recognition .is the '\ll.lllltt‘ (‘oast ‘llie .\(‘(‘ hands out l5 awards of spotlight. what has bothered in her fourth and final season with session will (‘Ottl‘ct't‘tlccis Ronklc ol the \\ cek e\ciy ycai. to the :\(‘(”s Howard is how a team with so the Pack. Howard wants nothing Smrcka-Duffy finished with a four. The Friday night once again .tttcr posting IS points Sititltt many great players can struggle as more than to w ttlk .iway front a double-double of l2 points and l2 feature the 4th and 5th seeds. llltisl outstanding senior athletes. much as State has. successful season at State. rebounds. earning herself honors followed by the No. 3 seed playing and 2t) rebounds in two contests last Senior co»capt.tiii oi the \Volfpack “I think that we should be a bit "I‘m hoping that it doesn't finish for the third time as the ACC the No. 6 seed. week. \\oiiicii‘s baskctball teaiii. Jennifer better then we are." Howard said. "I like this." Howard said. "I am Rookie of the Week. As in past tournaments. the two In the \Vollpack's (.4751 upset lloward. w .rs among the tour feel like we have the best team that hoping that things will turn around. The Wolfpack has won just one semifinal games will be held victory mm .\o. l‘) Clemson. athletes from State honored. we have had since I have been here. as a team we lime to stay together. of its last four contests in Cameron. Saturday and the championship on Sinrckarlhitly scored in points and l‘t‘t‘ltl the Swimming and Diving I'm hoping that the final page where the Devils are S~l this Sunday. pulled down eight rebounds. team. Deirdre Dilworth and Beth I think that our record doesn't season against ACC opponents. The play-in game —~ used since The fi'esliiiiati guard posted her Magutrc w ere also honored indicate that. hasn‘t been written yet." l992 when Florida State became second doiihleedouble oi the season Magritte was awarded the N.(‘. the ninth conference member —— against Virginia. scoring l2 points State Athletic Department's yearly to give it a go." Sendek said. “But Thornton has posted four double- pits the eighth and ninth—seeded and grabbing ll rebounds. academic award as a sophotttorc. he's nowhere near being able to doubles this season. with the young teams in a qualifying game that The ft'csliiii.tii otit of .laitics Dilwoi'tli tiiiished her career at Revenge play effectively. I don't eyen know center scoring it) points and determines which team gets into the Madison High School in Sterling. State last season as the team‘s co- if he‘s 50 percent. There‘s no use grabbing 10 rebounds at Duke tournament and plays the top- \‘an is currently second on the captain. Cmrtmuedfrom Page ." having him go half-speed. We Saturday night. seeded team on Friday. The Wolfpack in points. rebounds. litlly \Vcsl. one tll State's lop Unfortunately. Harrison‘s services might as well try to get him better No matter what. Reynolds will be Thursday night play-in game will assists. and steals. \tlilclsdrlhllly returning titeiiibei's of the golf team will not be used tonight. An injury and get him back as soon as electric. especially with the Heels be used this year at the Greensboro has missed just one start all season \\.t\ .ilso honored. \\‘est is a former will keep him out of his fourth- possible." coming to town. Either way. Coliseum. for State and has seen more minutes iiicitibci' of the :\('(‘ liotior roll. straight game. If anyone may be looked upon to Sendek puts it into perspective. North Carolina head coach Dean than anyone c\ccpt seiiioi point "We tried ICC] against Maryland take Harrison's place. it is freshman “They‘re jost another great team Smith was pleased with the format guard Jennifer Howard. It you how tlll\ ll‘o/f/nrt 1. Norm m sensation Damon Thornton. on our schedule." change. announced after five days The Rookie of the Week award is )r‘/l4tl'l. 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Astronomers. however. children should know by llte ptophmtl. pcthttps tlte most "No school bo.n*d ts in charge ol‘ upgrade which astronomers were congratulating themselves for certain grade lev els say tltat v't‘lll:t\\c'l\1.ll ot t‘ltntott‘s blond .iigebm. .ntd no state legislature can hope will extend it's the decision after heated debate the national government is p.1cktige ot ednctttton illill.lll\L‘\. enact the l.tw ot‘phystes.“ delays on capabilities. to replace the (iHRS rather titan out of bounds. il.l\ l‘c‘s‘l‘t t’llllv'l.’k‘cl l‘\ \tllllk‘ \lthongh (‘hnton tttttde 'd point ol llubble’s Faint Object (‘ttmera on \‘tllchIUXS .tnd politicians its tin describing his quick trip to this mission. B\ lit ll \Hl lll Sittinui \ .zttentpt b\ the tedetttl gowtnntent \llll‘dpt‘lh .ts .nt c‘lit‘t‘l to persuade Ebonics B\ FRMK l). Rovmscr‘. “it‘s dumb luck we got it right." Les 1%.;th Min Zv‘ twilli‘ \l.ilc' control over sttttes to support his education THE BALTIMORE SUN said Hubble project scientist David Ctlllc‘tiiltll‘. priorities. he wtts clearly preaching ‘ Leckrone \\\ \i'ol l\. \ld. l’testdent " l lutt‘s noun-theft itnton s.nd tn to the cometted iii Maryland. . I After starting a The crew ot‘ the space shuttle ()n the other hand. sttid Anne l.. t‘ltnton tried to he.td ot’l :Jltl\\lv\ttls Zv‘\l‘t‘!‘\c‘ llc ticcnsed lli\ opponents where botlt legislative houses are nationwide debate 0"... Discovery was hurtling through Kinney. project scientist for 2‘ t’esisttt'tce to llt\ education l‘l lilti‘f‘t} behind ti "\ctv \lli.lll ti: connolled by l)L‘lllllL‘l'.ll.\ tntd stttte t initiatives \1ottd.t\. mixing tit.it eit,‘ .ntd outlet-sled the otti\ \\.t_\ ot't'tcidis .tlte.td} are pursuing ‘ what makes a language and “THC“ Tuesday mill” in 3‘ “TC“ 1‘" education at the Space Telescope gt; \ntertctt's children \\‘.ll be lttitt .nttl l \ \Ztitlc‘Wls of. be .tl‘ic to cinch ethietnton initiatives similar to the w hatroles, . dialects-, should telescope”W“ ”P cm),l“ 1h"“muddyHubble 5PM“ “50"“,deScience Institutewas sayingin Baltimore.H “mm. N.“'1 "the test of. the country \\ ill ptty the tip to those tn otitet ntdtistttdlt/ed president's, Play m the 5““th The If they dill” WW“ '1 0” ”W first what a great job NASA is doing itt l‘llx‘cu unless \c‘llv‘tlls begut e-‘nzttt'es !\ tl’ people stop talking “He his very little to sell here." school board effectively try. tltetr mission to upgrade and planned obsolescence." Administering nttttonwtde tests or .ibont \l.iic‘\ rights rind st.nt going \.llti \tntcy (irasnnclv. Maryland‘s service the $2 billion orbiting \ttlclc'tlt pertorttttnice \lllvlciil\‘1‘ ttuftonti-i ‘ tests. "l‘tlt icltcttu ‘ s - stttc superintendent oi~ schools. ‘ delayed it‘s decision. Astronomers hope the new The president observatory in 'd series of tour instruments the Space Telescope tnttde his llit‘\l glolxi'. \'.:T'\i.litl\ .idtitng tlttit the president‘x Bi Am Pitt: spacewalks beginning 'l‘hursdztyi Imaging Spectrograph. and the Near tenent .ntd lengthy pitch yet to: his ”l \t‘t\, tzont \ltll\itl"ivl to [itttpostlh .ttc "totally congruent tos ANGELES TIMES will fall. "We have one shot at Infrared (‘amera and Multi Object pt'oposttl to institute stttnddidixed \llc‘i‘tljltll‘. to \lottt.ttt.t. te.td:ttg i\ rendezvous." said flight director Spectrometer will give them new tests to ensure ll‘tdl .iil t'onttit- tending .ntd liltiill l\ tittnh.” t Einton \t‘t TESTS. l‘tI‘L’l‘ 9» tos -\.\(itll.l-ZS l_os Attgcles Jet‘t‘ Bantlc. lt'the shuttle ts ttioving clues to the origins ot‘ planets. stars. school board member Barbara as little as 100 feet per second too galaxies and the universe ttselt‘. Bottdream‘s effort to expand slowly. “we wouldn’t have enough ebontcs programs was rejected propellant to mttke that up." The mission's next critical test Monday by the Board ot‘lidueation That‘s because the space telescope will come Just before 2 tint in lilnil' ol‘ further study ol‘cxisting is orbiting 308 miles tip close to Thursday when Ctndr. Kenneth Courtesy of King Features programs and the cost of operational limits of. Discovery‘s Bowersox will attempt to maneuver bto.tdcntng them. drawing groans fuel supply. Discovery to within the reach of the .l\' \\ell ilS applause from the Discovery was launched you shuttlc's remote manipulator arm. .tndicnce. before 4 am. Tuesday. The chase actually began at lltough liottdreuux said little During the day Tuesday. Disc- launch Tuesday. The titntng of the , l immediately after her colleagues oyery rapidly narrowed the gap nighttime lit‘tof‘f was calculated to I . \oted -l-to-3 for additional between itscll‘and llttbblc. Ren- place the shuttle in orbit within dezvous and capture were expected rendezvous range ot~ Hubble its the I Store fine chocolates in an i Chocolate facts t. I Avoid feeding chocolate l .tn.ilysts. due back to the boztrd on observatory soared ovcr (‘ttpe airtight tar at temperatures Some tasty pieces of information about to dogs One of the l \1.ty i. l‘dlCl' she slammed it (l5 :1 ettrly Thursday. ; between 50 and 60 degrees a favorite treat. , chemicals in chocolate, ‘ poltttcttl maneuver aimed at j [it the first of" tour space walks. Canaveral. Hat. Unfortunately for t Avoid refrigerating because i‘ theobromine. can cause 5 dit'l’using the coittrov ersy. l scheduled to start tit ll:2| pm, anyone trying to watch on .\:\S.»\- i condensation may form. ‘ increased heart rate. hean l “The pttbltc now is very clear as i Thursday. astronauts will try to Select TV. the timing means all ; changing the chocolate's failure and death. 1i to how political our board is and 1 replace two ot‘the shuttle's original four spacewalks and the shuttie's j appearance and taste. I Ilsa caution in feeding scientific instruments with two planned landing on Mb. 21 will I I You can eat chocolate that chocolate to small how they operate." she said. l take place late at night. l has melted. then hardened children. While chocolate i The boards action drew criticism 1l spectrographs. _-... »t [ with a whitish cast, known as is not high in caffeine (the i l‘rotn detractors and supporters ol~ One of‘ the: t ‘bloom.’ This is caused by average bar has SIX Boudreauv’s motion. with l instruments: l cocoa particles. sugar crystals i milligrams per ounce. ‘ opponents saying the alternative .l being retired l and cocoa butter nsmg to the i compared to 180 milligrams ] pittn goes too liar and proponents l. the Goddard: l surface. in a five ounce cup of 5 sttytng it does not go far enough. l High Resolution: I I Balk chocolate contains coffee). it does have i Spectrograph. or l chemical compounds Similar stimulating properties. litllldrC;ltl\. the board's only to wine. Like wme. it improves ITeenagers rest easy. black member. launched her drive i (iHRS latledi l l with age. Aging helps acids Chocolate does not cause List tttotttlt to train all Los Angeles i la)“ Thursday: and tannins soften into _ acne. l‘ntt’ted School District teachers in [ “‘ght 3“” ‘l 1 chocolate flavor. understanding the speech patterns l short “WU” l I Flu chocolates have a high ' mmmd or some blacks to help their l caused dang- . cocoa butter content. which Vlsltyourlocalllbrary 5 students learn mainstream English. l erous over- coats teeth with plaque- URCENews. KRT Photo ,. Her resolution followed a similar ‘l heating ttt its fighting agents; they do not KRTresearchby PAT CARR 1.531itx effort in the Oakland Unified l power supply. promote tooth decay. School District that touched off a ‘ Since thei nationwide controversy. (iHRS ts betngi‘

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Equa or struggling Canada hints at trade «s: . .fj'iiL I) war with Hollywood I In the recent removal of led a reluctant military back into its said the l‘ S. position has focused on \LJ‘TE ‘1‘] 3 their ineffective president. old role as final arbiter finding “an l~cuadoran solution to an the citizens reveal the At stake here and elsewhere on the lictiadorari problem" and that the I Some Canadians are was unclear whether (‘ariada is l S lrade Representative weaknesses of Ecuador‘s continent is the ftittire ofpr iv albumin problem for the United States was ready to transform her vvords irito ( harleite Harshcvsky noted the and fiscal order as coiiipetiivg interests determining what was or was not angered by the fact that action potentially broader application of the democratic traditions. use political tension to evtract constitutional. their market is dominated But the impassioned tone of her decision during her Senate promises for contradictory agendas. Nev eitheless. several observers here by Americans and that remarks in which she said corttiimatiori hearings. sending Bv G vtiitiiti. Esconvk These issues were far from settled iii said the United States has had a copyright infringement is Canada would “play hardball" shivers through ('anada's entertain- THE WAsNINGtON Posr Ecuador vvitli liticarani's ouster ditlicult time with the crisis not only too common in the U.S. reflects a crisis mentality that has rrieiit world. Thursday and the intervention of the because it was unusual the gripped many in recent weeks in the he .'\lllCl’lL‘itllS are playing Qt l't't). Ecuador In the crisis that military. which led to the appointment (‘ongress dissolved the presidency Bv CRAIG Tunsrn cultural. entertainment and hardball vvrth the issue of the WTO ousted their president. Ecuadorans Sunday of caretaker president Rosalia and not the other way around but tos MetresTIMES govemmcnt ofthis nation. where 75 oii iiiaga/iiics." ('opps told a news have loudly rejected what many of Arteaga. In fact. l'ctia-doraris were because Hucaram's administration percent ofthe prime-time telc-vision. conference here after the meeting. them saw as a democracy that vvas not fighting Monday over whether was perfect iti many regards except a ti’t‘TAva Canada’s deputy 80 percent of itiaga/ines sold oti “\\ cll. vve cart play hardball, too. The vvorkrtig. Their uprising. vvhose Arteaga is planning to cvtetid her serious and possible fatal one: prime minister. wrapping up a newsstands, 96 percent of tiiov rc Atticrtcaris‘ policy on foreign outcome vv as still tinged with temporary mandate or whether comiption. highly publicized summit with this screen time and 70 percent of radio ownership on broadcasting is a mere uricenainty Monday. holds important Congress will Impose its own Over the last few years. corruption nation‘s leading entertainment air time is devoted to foreign 20 percent. tnuch less than the lessons for other coun~tries around the candidate when it ttieets to resolve the has also been high on the United States industry executives. Monday hinted products. mainly American. ('anadian ownership (restrictions) on ‘—1i“?s hemisphere and for the United States impasse on Tuesday agenda for the region because at a trade war aimed at Hollywood Their sense of urgency also stems broadcasting (1“ percent). If the In countries throughout Latin Caught tn the middle is the [Tinted privati/ation opened a new avenue for and what she has called “American from a ruling of the World 'l rade Americans insist on pursuing their “.-a America. protests have broken otit not States. which did not question the graft even as the sale of state-owned cultural imperialism." Organization upholding an Amen» domination of the world culture “fire.. only over the pinch of market- now-abandoned electron of an interim enterprises removed the institutional Sheila Copps. the second-highest can challenge to a key (‘anadian community by using all the economy reforms. bttt also over a president by Congress and is now kind. With the ascension of Bucaram ranking member of Prime Minister trade barrier. instruments at their disposal. they variety of competing if not perceived here as having had art last August. the United States Jean Chretien‘s government. Leaked copies of its Judgment vv ill expect the same in return." contradictory claitns on govemment influential behind~the-scetres role in suddenly found itself with a suggested that Canada might suggest the Wit) will rule that a nevv‘ t opps noted that "lhe American £3:- attention. In Ecuador. where President the events ofthe last few day s, democratically elected government contest U.S. restrictions on foreign Canadian tax. intended to prevent the gov ernment is the first to complain at‘. Abdala Bucaram headed a At the State Department Monday. that was implementing the economic ownership of broadcast outlets and proliferation of Canadian editions of when American movies are pirated .f' government rega ded as panicularly spokesman Nicholas Harris said the policies it endorses bill at the same target alleged copyright infring- U.S. magvazines. violates and reproduced illegally in China corrupt. these pressures pushed United States had not “played any time was so corrupt that the notion ement when Americans tape intemational trade agreements. but the same righteousness should politics outside the framework of major behind the scenes role." of democracy and even free market compact discs and radio broadcasts The WTO decision may revive a apply vv hen (‘anadian artists see their constitutional democracy and finally Another State Department official was suspect. ofCanadian performers. short-lived Canadian edition of works illegally pirated and copied (in (‘opps. who noted she had raised Sports Illustrated that the maga/iiic’s the l 'nited States) " the issue on a recent trip to Paris. publisher. New York-based Tittie— She declined to specify how also said Canada would explore Warner. closed after enactment of (‘ariada might attack American German youth appreciate freedom alliances with other major countries the tax. But the principles cited in the policies but added: “If the such as France that are concerned ruling also could be applied to other Alltcl‘lv‘tllls vv ant to enter into a I The young eastern dogma drummed into their heads Marv and Lenin are now crowded about American cultural domin- disputes between the United States good dialogue on good public germans find their new since birth have been evposed as by doubts. At times. the burden of ation. and Canada over the Canadian policy vve're certainly prepared to frauds. The cozy intimacy they once change for the bridge generation Copps is the most hawkish movie. broadcast. music and do that, But . . we are prepared to education and respon- felt in a tightly regimented society seems overwhelming. “In the old member of her government on publishing industries. all of vvhrcli rise all the tools in our arsenal to siblities liberating but has been replaced by a bewildering days. everything was decided for cultural issues and because she receive some govcnimetit protection fight the decisions i .at restrict our jarring. caco-phony of voices and choices as." said eastern (ierman student declined to go into detail Monday it from American competition. capacity to build our own culture." that now permeate their lives. \levander Tressel. "it was easy Bv WILLIAM DRQZDIAK As 80 million tiemians struggle to because we did not have to choose. and a co-chairman ofthe (‘alifornia measure basic skills and was THE Wmmcrou Post find common national purpose after Now vvtitid we lvave to make commission charged with devel- intrusive. stitching their country back together. decisions on our own. And freedom oping statewide academic start- Most states. however. do have BELIN ~~ They are known as the they are looking increasingly to the of opinion brings a lot more dards. their own statewide testing "children of two societies." As "bridge generation" for signs of responsibility." (‘orilmuerlfrom Page 8 “lfyou‘re going to move ahead on progr.’ims. youngsters growing up in a Stalinist whether their country will ever After experiencing shock at first. with what Maryland is doing.“ state. they were nurtured on a diet of vanquish the profound alienation many students now say they relish a nationwide test. it makes sense "We‘ve got the tnost diverse stern discipline. mind-numbing between populations in its east and the metamorphosis as a truly But the president clearly would only if you move ahead with deitiocracy in the vvorld." Clinton propaganda and cold Marxist logic. west. liberating experience. “Today. we receive mixed reviews on his nationwide curriculum." he added. said. “Who are we kidding that But over the past seven years. they For a group of 17—year-old students are encouraged to disagree with our testing proposal in many other state “But then states would ask. ‘Why is we‘re going to create the kind of have reached maturity amid the kind attending Herder High School along teacher. but before. we were never capitals, and in Washington the the federal government is taking country we want where of permissive freedoms and Paul Junius Street iii a drab suburb allowed to show any doubt." said GOP~controlled Congress has over our responsibility'?‘ “ everybody‘s got a chance to make it challenges to authority that once of what was Comm-unist l‘ast student Robert Tietze. “It was a hard already expressed skepticism. California‘s experience shows when we haven‘t even taken the seemed unimaginable. Berlin. the experience of (ierman process to get rid of the scissors we “This is not the federal how controversial even statewide first elemental step to say. here‘s For young people in eastern unification remains a complicated kept in our heads. You learned to government‘s job. It‘s the state‘s tests can be. Its latest statewide how everyone should read by the Germany. the achievement of process that they are still trying to censor yourself even as a young job.“ said Robert Calfee, a exam system was dismantled a few fourth grade. here‘s the math national array has meant facrng their sort out in their heads. child. But we all now feel a lot professor of education and years ago amid criticism from everybody ought to know by eighth divided upbringings. Values and The simple truths according to better about our lives.“ psychology at Stanford University conservatives that it failed to grade ‘-

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I Physical education requirements. requirements need to be Students who have already cut for current students taken all four credit hours of their PE requirement will be HtNNV‘... LOOKS L|K£ THlS GUY as well as incoming disappointed if this takes students. effect for current students. was ‘BUM‘PED OFF 3" A They will have taken two woéeNé he talk ofchanging classes for nothing. But. they marten: at“ His 0 NC. State physical already have —— most NCSU education requirements students only receive two is back again. Last Friday. the credit hours towards Council on Undergraduate graduation after completing Education (CUE) voted four credit hours of PE. unanimously to reduce PE The CUE recommendation graduation requirements to to one fitness and wellness reduce the PE graduation course and one standard PE requirements must be course. Now. the approved and applied to recommendation will be current students. For those reviewed before getting final who have not already taken approval front the provost‘s their required courses. this office. will allow them to take The requirement will not go classes needed for their into effect until the next major. For those who have academic year. The most taken more than the pressing problem of this requirement. it will allow recommendation is whether them to apply the extra or not current students will credits towards their fall under it. According to electives. Associate Provost Frank NCSU should require only Abrams. curriculum changes what is needed of their -—m—'Z/w usually don't apply to current students for graduation. Since students. But an exemption two PE classes don't count might be made because the towards graduation. current CL'E's recommendation calls students should not have to Guilt makes us pay for the crimes of the past for a reduction in graduation take these classes. I..——— Being a WASP (White Anglo- Dennis Rogers. a columnist for "lf it had been six white women." Saxon Protestant) isn't all it‘s the News & Observer. wrote that many said. “there would have been cracked up to be. white people in his small Southern no stone lcft unturned iii the search Especially during the winter. town simply did not know that for the murdcrerlsl." Tradition must continue when holidays like Martin Luther their black neighbors were And our prejudice. that white King Day and Black History unhappy with their social status guilt thing. allows us to ttirri Month crop up and remind us ot until the onset of the Civil Rights comments like this aside because I Changes in getting then lose their spot. Other our somewhat insidious part in movement. Until then. Rogers said We would rather not acknowledge basketball tickets make students like it because it African-American history. he never even realized that he was their truth. And. frankly. it we it easier on students. occasionally turns the tide in A friend of mine was not treating his black brothers and were quite honest w ith ourselves. their favor. complaining the other day that he sisters with the same respect as he we would realize that not only are The Student Senate is is tired of being blamed for treated his own. the races still unequal in this .C. State students who looking to make changes to everything his white ancestors did Rogers‘ column exposes a basic wonderful. ticc nation. but our were camping out in benefit the entire student to African-Americans during <2>aszZon flaw in the thinking of many white willing ignorance and guilty the freezing cold on body. Many students want it slavery and the Jim Crow years. .fl.-[7.4(*h_.__Av4_ iL. people. lf we don't realize we're silences over important issues like Saturday and Sunday night to “Why should I have to pay for when l meet d cool guy I‘d like to doing something wrong. how can blackeon-black crime make us to be on a first come. first something I didn‘t do?" he date. but he won‘t go out with me we stop doing it‘.’ responsible for the lackadaisical show their support for the serve basis. Others want it to implored. because I'm whitc‘.’ What did l The Ebonics debate has. more reaction the police department and Wolfpack will be glad to hear be more fair to students who Why. indeed. ever do to him‘.’ than anything. reminded society of the State Department to these about the new system for this live off-campus. since they Why should white people feel Another friend of mine the existence of a "sub—culture" of issues. timeless tradition. might not be able to camp guilty for the centuries of suggested. in glCSl. that one way to people who have been consigned As for tne. I embrace my white Currently. the system allows out. subjugation their forbears forced dcal with the phenomenon known to failure. Kids who speak African— guilt. I am grateful that I am able for 60-hour and 24-hour upon a race of people _]tl\[ because as “white gutlt" is to impose American Vernacular linglish are to realize when I haven’t done all I A few suggestions have their skin color was diffct'ent'.’ slavery upon all white people for being publicly declaimed as can to help. because knowing that I .91 camp outs. The new system been made. such as a callein Why should we be held about 400 years and then put them incapable of learning standard feel bad about my own lailures will allow for camps at 60 system that would guarantee accountable for the fire hoses and through another hundred years or English. In my day. school helps me to know better the next and 12 hours. which will that students don‘t lose their German shepherds of Bull so of lynchings. discrimination and counselors would have Jumped time. In this society. where white make the option of a one- place in line. However. this Connor‘s brand of racism‘.’ Most of general terrorizatton. eagerly on the Ebonics bandwagon people would rather forget our night camp out available. does not seem a viable option us were not even alive then. “Then.“ he said. "we would be as art excuse to consign the black historical culpability for the racial Another change will pass the You know. l've never even equaL" youth of their schools to the “sped" polarization of our society. we considering the time it would denied giving a job to a member of There is one problem with his lspccial education) trailers. need things like affirmative action. responsibility of assigning take. a “minority" lnot that I‘ve had all proposal: I don't know any Recently. six black women were Kwanzaa. Black History Month. places and registering groups So while changes might be that many iobs to give out). Why AfricanAmcricans who would murdered in Raleigh. Black leaders the Martin Luther King Holiday from NCSU's Athletic beneficial to some. we must should I have to deal with debase themselves by harming used the issue as an example of and. yes. white guilt. to remind us Department to the Student remember that it is important affirmativ e action',’ others that way. when they already unequal media and political to look around at what is going on. Why should l have to deal with coverage given to African- Senate Campus Life for the actual camp out to the so-called “reverse know how damaging II is. Committee. remain an institution at racism” I get Americans. This new policy will go into NCSU. Many students effect Feb. 13 anal .‘ill be consider it a cherished used for the next three home recreational activity. They Financial aid is easier to get than you think games. enjoy getting together. So. while change is being making new friends. What is it that everyone wants. Julie attendance using standard employment from federal. state. made to the camp-outs. what supporting their team and takes compliance w ith more than Rice-Mallette . allowances applied to all students institutional and private sources. about ticket distribution? occasionally getting free 7.000 regulations to obtain. does ‘COMMENTARYJ in similar circumstances. and then Because the federal gov ernrnent Many students feel the lottery not exist in large enough amounts calculate estimated financial need. provides the maiority of funds pizza from Herb. While some for everyone to receive and is a based. and may even be awarded Financial need. in simple terms. is is unfair. especially when tweaks to the system might be topic at the top of the nation‘s based upon an academic mayor. available for financial aid. the they were first in line and helpful. the spirit of the camp hometown. special characteristics the difference between annual university must abide by the political agenda this year" The or any combination of the above. educational costs and expected federal government's rules and out should always stay intact. answer — financial aid. From Financial aid is a means for family contribution. regulations iyes. there are over debates about tuition levels in the helping thousands of NCSll’s Once an estimated need is 7.00” ot them) in determining who General Assembly to the budget students realize higher education determined. financial aid is eligible to receive financial aid battle lines being drawn in goals they might not otherwise be counselors put together the best and how it is to be administered. Washington. financial aid policy is able package of aid available to meet Since NCSl' receives a limited Technician Opinions expressed in the columns. front and center as never before. to afford. the assessed need using the funds amount of funds each year North Carolina State Universny‘s cartoons. photo illustrations and letters However. the challenge for NC Many have experienced the frorn Student Newspaper Since 1920 financial aid application process available to NCSU. While "tarry federal. state and institutional that appear on technicians pages are the State's ()lficc of Financial Aid is but may be a bit fuzzy on what students believe that a great deal of sources. a financial aid packaging . /‘ views of the individual writers and to not only keep an eye on the actually occurs. Here is a qutck subjectivity exists in the financial policy exists in the Financial Aid Chris Baysden cartoonists. The unSigned editorials that political scene but to efficiently primer on the process. aid process. it does not. The Office and is applied equitably and chrisb@sma scancsuedu appear or the left Side of the editorial and effectively administer the To apply for need-based aid. federal formula for calculating uniformly to assure that all eligible “w~ . . -.. it ’ page are the opinion of the paper and are current financial aid regulations including loans. you must lil‘C does not know race. gender. students have access to our funds the responSibility of the editor in chief. arid funds available To do this. it complete the Free residency. religion. etc. based on levels of need. Alex Storey needs help. Application for Can the basis of financial aid Unfortunately. NCSl l runs out of [email protected] TechniCian (USPS 455-050) is the With educational costs rising at Federal Student Aid (FAFSA) and News Editor/Phillip Reese Meat Studenfrun newspaper of NC. submit it to the federal processing assessment be changed“? Yes. a funds before all eligible students' State UfllvetSIiy and IS published every twice the rate of inflation. applying center. The processing center puts family‘s ability to pay can be needs are met. In fact. in “NS-96 Opinion Editor/Nicole Bowman Monday. Wednesday and Friday for financial aid to assist with the information about someone‘s altered if the data you provided on there was Silo million in unmet Sports Edltor/Matt Lail throughout the academic year from August those costs has become a necessity family incOme and assets through a the FAFSA is found to be in error need on our campus after all funds Frontiers Eater/WoodyWallace for many students and parents. It is need analysis formula when verified by NCSU or if a had been expended. TechTooBlur/Terry H. Bennett through May except during holidays and important for students to that family experiences a drastic In the past five years. the examination periods. Copyright © 1997 by understand what estimates a family's ability to pay volume MeEater/Brett Hackleman the Student Media Authority. All rights financial aid is. for educational expenses. or change in circumstances after of financial aid awarded to NCSU Photogaphy Either/Salvador Fartan Ill and is not. expected filing out the FAFSA. such as a students has risen by more than reserved. To receive permiSSion for Financial aid Is not a right or an family contribution parent's loss ol‘employmcnt. death ltltl percent to over $52 million. Graphic Editor/Kristy Duckworth reproduction. please write the editor in entitlement. It's not always iEFC). of a wage earner. or major illness Production Manager/Mike Cuales chief. Mailing address lS Box 8608. This data. along with the EF('. is However. the maiority of this Sales Manager/Steven Hodges available in the amounts and forms then transmitted electronically to of a parent. growth has been in loans. not Raleigh. NC 27695-8608. Subscription students and parents desire or the Financial Aid Office. They When examining the financial aid scholarships or grants. ()f the $52 Business Manager/Dawn Wotapka cost is $50 per year. Printed by Hinton expect to receive. Financial aid review the information. request awards students receive. they often million awarded for NUS—()6. Advertlzing Manager/Robert Sadler Press. Mebane, NC. isn‘t just scholarships and grants other documentation as needed or have many questions about the almost Silt rnillii ii was in the form Classified Manager/Alene Barchuk POSTMASTER: Send any address but often includes large loans and required by federal regulation. sourccis) ofthat aid. Financial aid Personnel Director/Julie Cohen changes to TBChntClaf). Box 8608. campus employment. lt is need- calculate an estimated cost of at NCSU consists of scholarships. Raleigh. NC 276958608. based. non-necd-based. and merit- grants. loans. and campus .y'i-i- MAttEm. l'tlL't’ Io February 12, 1997 Opinion Page 11 scholarship assistance to offer students seeking aid and \\ ho have ‘99!be Thanks to you all sorts Mallette strong .icaiteriiic records Too otten of everyday products are ('iinrrliiu‘illrilrlr Piiei /t) students either tail to reali/e that . Harris "vm of loans The inerage annual loan opportunities for' financial Teeter borrowed by undergraduates in assistance are available or become being made from the paper float l995-9b was $3.878. frustrated during the application Last year. nearly ll.tl!l(l NCSL' process and giye up when it plastic metal and glass that students recened some form of becomes cumbersome financial assistance frnrn federal. The office encourages students state. institutional or private is ho anticipate a need for financial you've been recycling sources. The number of students assistance to apply for financial who apply for ard continues to aid for the l‘)\)7-‘)8 year now. But to keep recycling increase astrononucally as shown Since scholarship and grant funds by a five-year iuiiip of over 6!) are limited. priority for these funds working to help protect the percent. Though loans may not be Will be gisen to students whose the preferred form of financial lii‘sliSAs are i'eceried at the federal Floral Shop Quality At Better Than assistance. for many students and processing center by March I. envrronment. you need to parents they prov ide financial Students \\ ho have questions about Floral Shop Frees ' ‘ i. relief when there are no other the process or need a liAl‘SA are buy those products alternatives. encouraged to seek assistance on a While securing adequate funding vsalk-in basis in the Office of Dozen is a major goal of the Financial Financial Aid in Harris Hall. BUY R CYCLED. Aid Office. informing students ot Since the Journey to receiving the ayarlability ot aid rs the top financial aid is often marked by Visa priority. The office encourage many twists and turns (hopefully students to file a FAFSA each year, not 7000+) the Office of Financial In additrori. the Financial Aid Aid is here to act as a guide so Office provides students free students may successfully access to private sources of complete the journey. scholarship assistance through our Julie Rice-Mullelle is the director web page and a scholarship q/ the Office o/‘Filiurri'iul Aid. Her database available in our office on (‘ulimm l.\' purl (I’ll ,i‘i'nu'ster-Imrg a walk-in basis. .\‘(’I‘l¢'.\' ii-ri'lli'n by NCSUfiu-u/Iy AND SAVE? Financial Aid is constantly and HuffIllt'NI/N’I‘X. identifying other sources of So look for products made from recycled materials. and buy them it would mean the The last challenge world to all of us of a socially For a free brochure. write Dozen I This Caupon Good For J Buy Recycled. Enwronmental Del Barde Roses conscious society? I' Emu}°“ O off . Defense Fund. 257 Park Ave I VAN! Any $9.99 or Greater Value l. I ..}:9—°Al Floral Bouquet Depression strikes millions— indiscriminately Depressron ls simply a suppression I With The Purchase of any of brain actrvrty that makes lite unbearable And even though depression is South New York. NY 10010. ‘ : Gibson Valentines Day Card I readily treatable, only 1 in 5 ever seeks treatment. Why do so many just drag With I limit mm itf-ui shl'I‘ 1)\I“)Ii“lv>+;tll\y,r,"dl I theiiisnlvcs along or nventually seek mire! through suicrde? 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013 '4 W. .,.\ f ‘N EDITORIAL @111 Daily Ear Hell Julia t'orhiti :11; 1». s1. . Jatmetirisyyolil ‘\‘l.1.\t'- - :: ”a: Elie Daily Ear 11911 “111“){liltibt‘lh‘lldlhdt'}"FLOWS?- \Iargaret Shifty .A'JL.” :.‘t'.‘~' ixing Hell is as easy as 1.2..3... Sheriff llurhams«1' as: '1,1.: {NM Iit'lllt‘ Padgett ‘.'y ‘ :1y.’-1 Alec Morrison w. :y. 1 ~1-’s£ :3 '.‘~‘ 11111111 Hours. .’-'.’.117 pm. l-Tyery other Friday t'rahaiii Brink 1. ‘ 1s laurie tiayydawl'ul Jessica llanoy . -<’ the itppt'essetl'.’ .1, 1 Create a state’spoiisored sports : Vando Darling . 11:; s s 111' late. l‘yc become quite I.) legali/e “slioplitting." Shoplil‘ting is authority. ()in' athletic teams ate perhaps 111111; handrek ..._ s. . 1‘ ascent» disturbed at the current state such an ugly yyord. It makes those yy 11o the greatest iii the country. 111 good teelings World Wide Web Electronic ('atastrophe Amy Cappiello .91-' asses ' 1...: 11111:: 111‘ our happy y liberate merchandise 1111111 tlteir prot'it— and proper philosophies 1111111 1111 the http'. uwyyxuninedudth l,es|ie Wilkinson :1~'J\, :".s illage 111‘ motiy ated captiy ity seem criminal. Why. scoreboard or the polls. The only \y 11y to Philda .\Ioltirs’v' ~1 ~:' ~ Chapel Hell. the modern—day nothing could be nobler' l,.iyy prol‘essor [)1 propagate 1111s goodness is 1111 the state itlie l'.l_\st' .\ll1‘_\ ~4~ ‘. 41'. 1.11119 Camelot 111111. Barry Nakell martyred himselt below the \1|l11ge 11t'('h1ipe| llell: 111 establish .1 Robin 1 inehaii: «13.1.1 .ws‘s s111.1..:'~‘ 11111 lair and pcacetul hamlet had been "_|iistice" system s11 111111 some deli meats 111111111111ting sports ministry to control all Susanll:ilel1lean5':-- ~::.‘. .‘s rocked by scandals. crime and . the horror may taste the syyeet an 111‘ freedom and athletic ticli\ tiles Established 1893 -* \; ol all horrors sloyyly declining correct thought. His actions are not only All the coiiitiitiiiist countries 111 the \yoild 103 Years of lllitei'ate Boredom Inca lieshears H 1.11...» 1 Associated Press poll numbers. Drastic det’eiisible but laudable. By liberating the 1os1ei‘ed goodyy Ill aitd party obedteiice by tiieasities are ieqitired 111 bring our beloy ed processed animal carcasses. Dr. Nakell taking complete control 111 their people‘s .1 'c1tiiipus upon .1 11111.1 111111 its satellite. should be cationi/ed tyy ice for stilling tlie tun. What better way 111 make sure t'liapel ‘ community. ('liapel Ilell. back 111 its toriiier prol'ititiongers \\ ttli 111s giierilla rescue llell stays sunny and happy 1111111 by BORED EDITORIALS clysiati splendor 'l'o 111.11 end I propose the tactics and for shoyy 111g re\ ereiice and siiriendermg ('aroltnti basketball. little tollo\yiiig modest steps to 11\ t'hapcl llcll, respect 1111 our animal t‘rtends. yyhetlier league syyiiiimiiig and all otliei athletic l,l l)t1\yn \yith l‘lt‘\.tl0l\. I'ltese tltey ’re liy 111g 111 hickory - smoked. etiile.i\ 111s to [lie sldlt‘ ' VI Ills \yay. c\et'_\olie contraptions .ll't‘ nothing biit symbols ol the Some less-enlighten edacadcmic types at yyill be placed 11111 sport and made toleel capitalist elites 11y mg 111 iiiantpulatc tlte l‘N(‘ time been trying to strip 81. Harry ot special .1\ll ot the people yyill knoyy 1111-11 Give up. there is no hope masses. The piolctai'iat is torced to contiiie ('atiielot oi his tenure. These lunkheails say ptopei plate til the sporting schenic 111 themselyes 111 1111} steel bmes 111 order 111 he's a disgrace l thtiik it is these liitikheads things .\l.11\ \yoitltl be pioii1l \111111-11‘ \imtglity, and 11c still tetyctitly belteye .ill ‘ coitiplete e\eii tltc stniplest 111 lite tasks. .1“ y\ 1111 are the disgrace' l11i1ly \11in all the spoiisoisliip by outside caiiipitalist piolit 11.11 am! 111.2111 times he upon its l'lic ttitnte l \t‘ 1 inc (aids should be inscribed iyhile suspended like s11 many titai‘iotiettes other prolessors here were as bray e. 11s macliincs1escept Nikeol cotitse they yyart': happy s.t:' that shines tlouti upon its \\ 1111 the sloean "111 Dean “1‘ l't'iist."1i “Ill by shodilily Amadc cables. motors atid scltless. 11s gutsy and as correct as our man. liaye'tlie ptopei idcalsi ll.c I .isi 111-1111.111 soiticltoa 's‘11l11‘\.llllt‘ lltc licc hugging. take mote that \mitl's omnipotence to coitiiteryyeights constructed in the name 111' “1’ Nakell. Why. yye could pistolyy 111p teams didn't need corpoiate logos to 11111 the keg stands .11e s1111pl1tttiig tt .lll has .1 ayoid the pending tainagc .11 (‘oyy College Profit. lloyi opptessiye' those capitalist Yale 11nd llaryard sysine in laslel 111 shoot bettet. they ttisl needed an lteayy p.111 bearing ylti\\ll oii ll today. the \1 iltis point yye would either inseit a l'he s11lution‘.' l obby the People's the I'S. NCWs and World Report college iron hand to ittotiyate them to do then best day out "1‘11"s.‘1t 1.11 llcll cagers meet tlteii house .111111 adapt soiitething 1111111 Rey‘oliitionary Assembly 111(‘hapel llell ranking it' only we had a ten good tactilty 1111 the gloiy 111 the state and the tlt‘i‘lll (‘11.111111.111\l.1o‘s gieat tome and deliyer tknoyyn 111 the y\ mug—minded iiiiperiotis \yith sticky. albeit yyell-intentioned. lingers. Reyoltition This, 111 concert \yith 151111 sttict \\ e 11.11. lied lteaii Smitt pitll sotttc iottsmg 1eyoliitioiiaiy line to llthlll/L‘ heathens beyond the pale 111 l)iirh1iiii and 'l'lieret'ore. my nest step is to petition strategically placed ('hapel llclltons iii the out .1 come trout behiiid \y 111 against .1 you. the pioletattat. to support our Raleigh 11s the (‘hapel Hell (‘11) (‘ouncil .. ('haiicellor Hooker to create .1 hiring quota media. “1” propel our teams to Niiii1l1e1 cellar-1111:1211; \\1111p.ick. yye \yondet'ed bliieballcis \\ e would. but 11 e knoyy it i such 11 disgustingly democratic nameli to tor candidates yy ho are "merchandise and lot't‘e the capitalists 111 .ickttoyy ledge 11111 lioyy 111.1 bal‘y twine boys \yotild taie 111 the \‘soit't \yotk llie .i\ct'.1gc l'.\'(‘ student~sert ban all eleyators and similar contraptions. liberators." Since most other iiniy'ersities. iii greatness and iiiiglit \\ tth licensing deals c\tlc11:1'1ttcstil Reynolds t‘oltseitm (‘lllllt‘ is too sittpid and too \yaslcd 111 get behind ; The dey ices ot capitalist ty rrany cannot be their intinite ignorance. yyill not hire these I'ight tor the Reyolittiott comiadcs' Read honestly 11c teat the must our teams \\ e should knoyy \\ e haye lots tolerated yyiihtn the happy bubble ot~ our people. there \1 ill be plenty 11t'piii11ble souls your little baby blue booksl lioycott 11 out nationally tanked blitebalici's can oi them on statl here .11 tlte itcyyspaper that iiniyerse I propose y\e take all the eleyators who are experts in the redistribution 111 eleyators. "iitikt-ll” any merchandise you only cak 11111 .1 tlttee point \1111 play mg 111 sits at the right hand ot the \Mt 111111. and yyithm the Chapel Hell 1 illage limits and material “calm to \yelcome into our happy can and siibiiiit yotiiselt 111 state coiilrol' the house 111.1! lleat‘ b..tlt \yttlt .ill the \\ tilt." 11 yyottld take space an .1\ 1111111 1111111 make them 111111 portable dyyelltngs tor the 111/1y realm 111. good feelings “11ch they (‘hairiiiaii Smitt \Hlllltllhl until it any other .11111.11e.'sxs golt . tapping their hearts out. beloycd liarometei‘ it‘omtadc (icnte \yon'l homeriitipaii‘cd among us What syycetcr may roam "nakelling" about the \ illage yyay l',\t‘ “11‘ be sl.1tt;‘llls‘lc‘1l on the killing let its till it1 >|llsllCC could there be 111.111 turning the undisturbed. And you thought a l’li'l‘x\ llt‘i‘ls 1". l\'.1l»,‘i_'ll -\s you may haye noticed. our banner is 111 machines 111 the itppl't‘ssiit's into homes tor conyention yi as touchy-leely. l‘heir l.i'.\ll.t\C\i‘lllk'llllllg'\\L'1l\‘ll>l ted today 11 is not meant .1s.1s1gn111 ‘l‘ll'll llitW l‘.t\c‘ ~~\k‘.'lklk'l\>\ RL'tllle‘.” \\L‘ solidarity tor out 1 ommttnist bictlit'en ‘\.__~. 11.111'11tc‘t atoitita \tlilettc \stninerttatiott lighting 1111 the gicalci gloty oi the ipei'haps t'atolina \iltlcttc \ss‘y\tpk'\ \yoiild ls’eyoltittoit .tcioss the globe. but 111 hopes of be .1 bettci name: l‘hcy li.1\e .iltmtnt tltat appeasntg .\Ir Sendek and 111s minions .11 yellltoilet .1ttdtec' anything \\1111 black aitd \1‘ State s11 they “on t 11p its .1 ncyy one V)\l\(df<, W({// 3 yyhtte sitapes \\e ;tist 'arite checks and later tonight and the bookies in Vegas 11 Ill 1opc tltc\ atttye by game time They ~1c still tcspcct oiii bliic scl\cs 111 the iiiortiing. loud as 111-l “etc more itkc church itittc lllt‘ase (‘11.lt'l1. be gt‘l‘tllt' ssh? ”fr , 1111111211 ll'c‘all 1s the one tttic tiod O \

Vote today or whenever, who cares drinks yyc \e cyet 11.111 111 one sitting so lhanks to .1 i‘ccotd 11111111111. liead yyc 11111111111 .1 compiitet to do 11 ” basketball coach and local deity ltean \‘tiiitl' 1111.11 cotiipiitet t'estilis slioyycd the lib’ scored landlside \ tctoites in both the percent turnottt to be llte highest ey e1. .»\11 Student Hod) president and the (atoltna oyeiystielnung numbei ot yotes were cast at *\llllL‘lls 1\s1111ne411ati1111 races as .1 yy ritertn polling sites near l'rriitgltaiis Residence candidate Hall. (ireniliny illc 1.111 cis and the Smitt \111-11 111111111 ed \Bl‘ ..1it1ltd.ttes \lo lxless. ('ciiiei shayyittttt 11.111 and »\11d\ l’anda l’eersitm. "Studentrathlete participation in eyeryday garnering .‘so percent oi the ‘1“ ":11 \1111‘s campus tile is itiiportaitt and \1c stress it a cast l/lcss and I 1.111 tecctycd less 111.111 me lot. but damn. they tcally got out the \ote." percent each. “title l'ceisum‘s totes yyere Dickics said discarded as st.1t1sttc.1i attotttaitcs \1te111cigettcy ittecttng ot the Student llectvorts (hair -\11j:e!1c.1l)'cktcs said the lilectiotisl‘ogroitt.11111tltt-(‘ongressot results 111‘ supttstng but legitimate "l'he l’eople's Deputies conyetted shortly alter tally is accurate and correct because yy e all the yotcs had been counted They counted the sites 1111s _-.c.11 by computer. decided 111.11 \shile Smitt is 11111 a student betausc it cost s11 dartt 1:111:11 to hire Dook and thei‘etorc ttot eligible to 11111 tor student students to count them 1111 11s ("ounttng ottice. the tiiiyyayertng “I“ 111' the theinottrselyes '1\.ts1111‘l oi the question . proletariat ititist come bctore silly rules zye can only count up to the most number 111' inyented by oppresstye ritltng elites. l their cause. so /l'liR;\S. yye'll SMITH it‘s up to me. READERS’ FORU send yoti a lebra T 11 e s e adoption kit. THAN KS animals are bipedal Iebras. Unlike the tour- along \\'llh .1 picture and bred description 111 IEOU/E legged yariety yye see 111 loos 11nd picture» acute ll'lClltlIy /ebra. books. these twodegged creatures curioiisly I‘thrllhl ‘52 a day. about the price 111 .1 cold THE HOT SPOT AT UNC-CHAPEL HELL— STUDENTS resemble humans. They can be recognized drink at a basketball game. you can help by a shrill yyhist|e~|ike call and bizarre bring happiness 111 a poor /ebia attlicted WHERE THE POLICE KNOW YOUR NAME I want to share Wllh you a yery sad and gesticulations. They are typically t‘ound 111 yyith low self esteem and other personal touching story, Our country has become extremely locali/ed habitats. their range hardships. Send your donation 111m. and ~(iet pushed down open eleyator shafts more enyironmental in its thinking. helping limited to a *14-byvii) toot rectangle. In this make their day. Better yet. call 11111 toll-tree to save many many creatures on this liarth. habitat. they are often outnuiitbered several number aboye and we‘ll send you the But one very special critter has been thousand 111 one by other hostile bipeds. address of a local bipedal /ebra yy ho overlooked. These sayages yell. Jeer and berate our desperately needs your help. Send your ~Cable These are tyring times tor 11 special breed friendly little zebras. Many lebras are money now. of animal Not the three-ioed sloth or traumati/ed by the experience. sult'ering Thanks abunch. spotted oyyls or even politically correct 1mm long term depression and ringing ears. politicians These animals are endangered. These poor creatures need our help. that's but you yyon‘t see them on any lists. Their vyhy I‘ve started Saw the Zebras. a non- l)e11n $111111 i 1 liyes are 111 great leopardy. btit we don‘t see profit organi/ation dedicated to helping the head coach, men's basketball any porky or balding thespians pleading bipedal Iebra. By calling 1-555-4- KPH-elect ...... _.J .fi.

1 \‘ ..1' i ,,... .,t‘ ‘11," 11' 1131711"! The DTH encourages feed back and event notification from enlightened students and faculty. Here are four easy ways fordirect communication. 1.) Campus Agenda: You may print brief anouncements by filling out a Campus Agenda form, available outside the DTH Politburo Offices. Union 104. 2.) Press Releases: Your leftist fringe group can inform the DTH of important publicity stunts or trivial issues through a written press release. A typical onespage press release includes: a lead paragraph answering the 5W8 (or maybe 'rt’s tow-4o... we‘retoo good forJOMC 53 anyway); quotations by a person OI’ group (something other than ”hey hey! ho hot :1: specific details: and a list of contacts. Yeah, it sounds like a pro-written news story. but work with us on this. 3.) Focus Groups: Even the best need a little guidance, so the DTH os seeking readers to make “suggestions" on the paper at a couple of small group sessions. Thefirst focus group w11| occur on Thursday, February 13 at 7 pm, and the topic will be; “Erors in House Ads.” Mixed drinks and lots of red pens will be provided. 4.) Suggestion Form: Please till out this survey and return it to the Undergraduate Library, Union Desk... who are we kidding? Just drop it at your favorite bar. You'd get lost looking for the other places. Thanks for your input (like we care). You may resume your game of Quarters now.

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