The WALRUS The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. - Lewis Carroll

Vol LXV, No. 3 St. Sebastian’s School December 2011 Senior Class Honors the Dean By Patrick Ciapciak ‘12 deep mud. Another idea was, in the was the Class of 2012’s gift to the spirit of John “Gus” Gordon, to build school. Every senior class in the an underground tunnel connect- All seniors and their history of St. Sebastian’s has made ing the Palmaccio Science and Math parents received a letter explaining a lasting impression on their school Building with the Athletic Center. You all this information, and enclosed through the annual Class Gift. So may be thinking, “Why from the Sci- was a blueprint of the second floor whether it’s a small wooden bench ence Building, why not the Academic of the library showing where the now outside the Athletic Building Building in general?” Good question, room is located and what furniture (Class of 1954), a tall brick clock- the answer is that the Academic would be included. Also stated tower (Class of 1994), or a stone wall Building has many straight outlets to in the letter was that the Senior welcoming all visitors to the school the other side of the street, but the Gift Committee is aiming to raise at the corner of Greendale and Great Science Building will be that much $450,000 for the gift, and is asking Plain Ave (Class of 2009), class gifts further and you will have to take a for 100% participation from senior will traditionally help the school twistier path full of distractions. To parents. So whether it’s $25 or look more beautiful and its students support my point, just imagine you $25,000, senior parents are encour- happier. are Matt Fechtelkotter studiously aged to give what they can. And so after months of recording one of his many Physics Some of you may be won- intense debate about how this se- drops in the rotunda when all of a dering, “Why is this year’s class gift nior class can honor the school that sudden you look at your watch and a room that would have still been has so lovingly raised and educated lo and behold you have just five min- built in the new Science Building them, Mr. Rich Arms and the Senior utes until your football/basketball/la- even if the seniors hadn’t decided Class Gift Committee has narrowed crosse game starts. You immediately they would donate it?” This is a Mrs. Supple speaks to all the parents and students that attended this year’s St. Seb’s auction down their options down to one enter the underground tunnel and valid point, but from what I can tell most supreme idea. But before I within seconds you enter the locker the cost of this room as a whole will announce what this year’s class gift rooms through a back door. Creepy? be deduced from the cost of the will be, I’m sure everyone would like Yes. Efficient? Yes indeed. Science Building and therefore be Auction Shows Generosity to know which ideas fell short in But enough nonsense, it is less of a burden to the School. Also, the selection process. One idea was time to reveal what the 2012 Class because this class’ parents have al- Joe Dudley ‘12 with their friends, student volun- cart, and no one was going to stop to start an endowment fund under Gift actually is. As we all know, the ready donated so much to the new teers, Guild members, and members On Saturday December him. During the bid, he received our name—but let’s be honest with study space in the Library will be Building, the Committee decided to of the St. Sebastian’s faculty and 3rd the Guild of St. Irene and the applause for his generosity, and his ourselves, that’s pretty boring for a doubled with the addition of the new not build a separate monument like administration headed to the com- Men’s Association held the annual goodwill did not go unrewarded, senior class gift. Most others had to Science Building. An area (not neces- previous classes. puter room to work. Their job was St. Sebastian’s auction. The event for in the end, he came away with do with the new Richard J. Palmac- sarily a room because it will be open One morning just a few to input all of the winning bids dur- was held at the Seaport Boston the golf cart. Another example of cio Science and Math Building, on one side) will be designated as an weeks ago, during the senior class ing the silent auction and double Hotel. Dressed to the nines, over 400 goodwill and generosity was during which we have all seen under con- “Open Study Space” and will include meeting, Class President Kevin check each one to make sure that parents attended the auction, and the 1,000 dollar donation: where ev- struction in the past year and won- three circular tables with comfortable Dillon called in the faculty member the proper price was put in. As they bidding on various items, with all eryone who held up a paddle would dered with wide gazing eyes how chairs. In this room, there will also whom we wanted to honor the worked, parents enjoyed a chicken the proceeds donated towards the donate 1,000 dollars. The sheet of wonderful it will be to finally frolic be a couple of small square tables room with. That man was Mr. Mi- dinner with tortellini in an Alfredo school. The auction was set up in paper of which the fathers filled out down those open hallways when it designated for Chess games, as they chael Nerbonne—Dean of Studies, sauce. After everyone had their fill, three parts. First was the silent auc- who was donating had 35 slots for opens in February/March/April 2012. will have only two chairs facing each Assistant Headmaster, and our fa- and the workers were done in the tion with hors d’oeuvre, next came a names, and the donators easily sur- One idea concerned the courtyard- other. As stated earlier, one side of vorite faculty member. Whether it’s computer room, the main event be- sit down dinner in the dinning hall, passed that, almost amounting to 50 esque area seen from the windows this room will be open, as the area is in Greek class, talking in the library, gan: the live auction. and was followed last by the thrill- people donating to the school. There of the upper library. Here, between actually a continuation of the short or traveling for a Debate tourna- ing live auction. All together, each were also several more parents who the current math/library wing and hallway that will connect the upper ment, we have all felt his warm and The live auction works as part played a role in creating the donated 500 and 250 dollars. the new Science Building, was library with the Science Building. Two guiding presence. It was this class any movie or television show has auction into a special evening, and envisioned beautiful landscaping, other sides will border other new that decided there was no other portrayed it—the auctioneer stands On behalf of the students one, for those who attended, will meandering pathways, and pleasant rooms, such as the Silent Reading faculty member who deserved this up on a podium makes jokes and of St. Sebastian’s, I would like to not soon forget. benches to sit upon as we students Room (which we all know will not be room more than Mr. Nerbonne. talks very fast, and those participat- thank all those involved in the auc- study in the open air. I can see why very silent), the Seminar Room, and And so on the wall of the room ing in the auction raise paddles for The silent auction was tion. To those who helped run it: this idea was promptly dropped, for one of many Math/Science Computer with the bookcases, there will likely their bid. In addition to the normal by far the most social part of the you did a wonderful job, and the us students never study by ourselves Labs. The final wall will have tall be a photo of the entire Senior style of the auction, there were also evening. As people bid on items, auction ran smoothly, creating an or outside. Also, every time it rains, wooden bookshelves much like the Class with Mr. Nerbonne in the students posted around the room everyone conversed in an open set- enjoyable evening for all of those in- this area floods considerably in a one in the existing lower library, and middle. The official name for this with flashlights similar to those used ting, while munching on the start- volved. And to all those parents who reenactment of The Great Flood that will be filled with scholarly books we room has not yet been decided, but to help airplanes land. The students ers which were being served. The attended and bid on items: thank Noah had to endure, forcing the will never read, but it will look nice. it will probably be nicknamed the would wave their flashlight around silent auction contained everything you for your generosity in donating construction workers to build tiny Also on this wall will be some sort “Nerbaleum.” if someone had a bid, but the auc- from tickets to the biggest sport- to the school. Although it is the stu- arks of their own or face the knee- of commemoration that this area tioneer did not see it. Fathers were ing events to personal ice time with dents who make up St. Sebastian’s, it also posted with the students to varsity hockey coach Mr. McCann. is the parents who spend their hard write down the winning bids for One of the most bid on items was a earned money who really make the each item. The students, after some- custom St. Sebastian’s pub table and school one of the best. And to those Prospective Sebs’ Students thing was won, would then run the who donated their items: I know that chair, which featured a close race sheets down to the computer room, with many bidders attempting to many of you gave up your own vaca- where some stayed back to repeat sneak in last minute for surprise vic- tions and sporting tickets to help out the process done for the silent auc- tory. And other parents could only the auction, and if it were not for you tion. Attend Curriculum Night look on with envy as the Petro family doing that, there would not be much came away with the hot yoga class. of an auction at all. Last to all the stu- During the live auction, building being constructed outside. sion for students along with the rigor There were over 200 items being bid dents who helped out, although you By John Donovan ‘12 there were many great bidding bat- From their families were allowed to and intensity of each course, at the on during the silent auction, and it could have just as easily not done The Admission’s Curriculum tles brought up through the spirit of explore the two physics labs and same time lauding the accomplished was obvious that people were in a it, you decided to help out, and it is Night was a great success. Prospec- generosity which had been grow- biology lab. In each room, several Mathematics faculty and their skillful generous mood that night, for very that spirit, which we value so much. tive families got a fantastic insight ing larger and larger since the silent demonstrations were on display. For teaching style. After which, Connor few items were left unwanted. It is safe to say that this year’s auction into the academic strength of St. example in the upper school physics Wiik ’11, Sean Frazzette ’12, Nikhil auction. One which was especially was a success. And moving forward, Sebastian’s. The night began with memorable was for the custom Ar- lab, the largest attraction was the Basavappa ’13, and CJ Santosuosso Flickering the lights was hopefully everyone will realize how a small address from Mr. Burke, in rows golf cart. Mr. Kingsley fought Robotics team’s impressively con- ‘15 all made speeches about their the signal that the silent auction great this auction was and use this which he welcomed the families, en- off the toughest bidders, and con- structed robot. Will Barnard ’12 and experience with Mathematics at St. was over, and that dinner was about experience to make next year’s auc- couraging them to enjoy the evening tinuously raised the price to new Gus Gordon ’12 demonstrated some Sebastian’s, echoing many of the to begin. As parents filed in to dine tion even better. and to learn from the experienced of the robots basic functions, includ- themes touched on by Mr. Rest. heights. He really wanted that golf faculty and talented students. After ing the 6ft tall scissor lift and the In the “Faith and Reason” he concluded his opening remarks zip-tie conveyor belt. Other displays section, students such as Chris Quandel Johnson ’12 (drums), Marlon included Simple Harmonic Motion Nadeau ’12 discussed their religious Matthew’s ’14 (vocals), Joe Kerwin ’15 systems, the mousetrap car project, experiences at St. Sebastian’s. They (Guitar), and Kevin Patterson ’13 (Pia- and Motion Censor games. In the praised the great opportunities no) performed a wonderful rendition second physics lab, Middle school for faith exploration through class of Chuck Berry’s “Run Run Rudolph”. science was showing the type of ex- retreats, service trips, and religion Their concert was well received and periments most incoming students course. gave the parents and prospective should expect to conduct in their Finally, Andrew Vandini students an extraordinary insight early science classes. Also, the Lego ’12, Jake O’Malley ’10, and Mr. Chris into the musical/performing talent Robotics team was exemplifying Lynch (chair of the English and Writ- that exists beyond the academic and how even seventh and eighth grad- ing department) professed to the athletic strengths. From there, the ers can get involved in advanced prospective families the emphasis large group of families was divided robotics and get introduced to engi- placed on writing at St. Sebastian’s. into four large groups. Once these neering, an opportunity that doesn’t They said that through Chapel groups were separated, each one exist at many schools. In the bio-lab, Speeches, Freshman Writing, and was sent to a specific discipline to the Chemistry and Biology depart- Literature courses, the St. Sebastian learn the details of the core subjects ments performed many hands on student’s writing skill would be (Scientific Inquiry, Mathematical experiments, which illustrated the honed and refined. Reasoning, Writing & Speaking, and power and beauty of mixing various Ultimately, the night was Faith & Reason). compounds. a lot of fun for all who participated In the Scientific Inquiry area, In the “Mathematical and proved to be extremely useful to the families first heard a speech from Reasoning” part of the night, Mr. all families trying to make a choice Mr. Wilbur, in which he discussed Rest (Chair of the Mathematics on where to send their son to school the general structure of Science Department) discussed the progres- next fall. Department and also about the new Matt Rocco ‘15 speaks to prospective students for next year at the annual Curriculum Night NEWS SPORTS Who are the School’s Best Dressed? Does Not Appear in Photo: Hockey Team Rolls To Fast Start Page 3 Page 8 Chris Paul in a Celtics Uniform Page 2 THE WALRUS December 2011 QUOTES of the MONTH

“What’s the opposite of Oatmeal?” - Jamie Hilton in Mr. Nunan’s Western Philosophy Class

“The Secret Six is like the Island of Misfit Toys.” Above is William Shakespeare, not Julian Matra, but the two are often compared favorably - Mr. Nerbonne Matra: Back-to-Back Bard Cup

“That thing’s not a cannibal; it can’t eat a By Sean Frazzette ‘12 reigning champion of oratory skill, state. I unfortunately do not know and Chambers, a junior high cham- what monologue he (assumingly) Senior Editor pion of up-and-coming ranks. brilliantly performed, as the doors human.” The evening light lay Alright, so that did not turn are locked to all but the judges. But betwixt the window and thy desk, out very well, but I hope the readers surely he was terrific. As a part of his - Mark Cunningham, after seeing the Master Rogers, as the contestants got the picture. On Tuesday, Decem- prize, he must now learn a sonnet strutted and fret their hours, or ber 6, 2011, a few members of the for the next stages, to prove his World’s Largest Insect minutes rather, upon the stage. St. Sebastian’s community ventured Shakespearean superiority. In this Wherefore was the competition their way to Mr. Rodger’s room for the round, he will be challenged by the held, thy shall ask? ‘T’was present in annual Shakespeare Contest. In front best of the best in the Shakespeare the art hall—the legendary room of of a panel of five daunting judges, recitation business. There will be exemplary skill and honor, a word these men spoke the words of the people from all over the state with “Think about all those wicked weird kids at of mysterious air, sought by all and greatest of all bards. First, there was lines memorized from anything from achieved by few, lasting longer than Mr. Rodgers. An actor and director Love’s Labour’s Lost to Hamlet to The death, but preventing thy death in his own right, as well as a master Tempest. Many of the monologues college. I’m way above them.” of he who achieves it. The contest of the English language, he watched may be obscure passages from the was of rhetoric. The speech was of and judged many of the men who least known Shakespearean trag- - Kevin Wolfe, when asked if he William. And the Winner, the holder also perform for him annually. edies. Others may be the noblest of glory and fame, of abstract and Second, there was Ms. Carroll: the of soliloquies from histories we all concrete brilliance, was of eleventh wonderful photography teacher and know and moderately love. Regard- would fit in at college grade. Julian Matra’13 was his name, co-director. Third, was Mr. Deschenes: less of the fame of the speeches, it and close behind lay Zachary Cham- a man of scholarly intellect, skilled in can be assured that they all will be bers ‘14. The race was run and the much more than just programming performed with vigor and enthusi- fight was fought, and when thy light and Latin. Fourth was Mr. Drummond. asm that marks a truly great actor. broke and thy dust settled, these two He stood in watch, surely with his Let us all root and cheer for our “Shout out to Janet!” lay victorious in an unequal manner, epic complete works of Shakespeare, fellow Arrow, as he can hopefully first and second. annotated and all, fully in mind. And go even further than he did last - Danny Conley in his announce- And so the competition fifth was Headmaster Burke him- year and further than anyone in was a struggle. Many cometh but self. A gentleman and a scholar, Mr. Seb’s history. In conclusion, I ment filling in for El Pres few leaveth with any sense of pride Burke both inspired greatness for the must urge everyone—even those or honor. Yours truly took his time competitors and offered a symbol not interested in theatre (spelt upon the stage but left with a dearth of nervousness, as no one wants to correctly here, with the proper –re of feeling. From Macbeth I spoke, embarrass himself in front of the man ending—to consider participating but of Macbeth I did not. I lacked the in charge. So with this panel of five, next year. It is a fulfilling way to both “Someone tell #3 he’s too short to play free vengeful emotion, or lack thereof, of each contestant offered their own pay respects to a man who has done the murderous king. Many wandered monologue, each of at most twenty more for the English language than safety.” their way from Master Drummond’s lines. From humorous to dramatic, any other author or playwright, as and asked the judges, to be or not to theatric to stoic, the monologues well as simply try an art you may not be? Yet the judges clearly judged the were offered up as a respectful salute be accustomed to. Give it a shot, and - A comment on a YouTube Video latter, and these men left as quickly to the writer who has inspired many. you may find a love in performance as they came. And so the only left Of course, I must give credit or the bard himself. Although I will showing a BB&N touchdown against Sebs were the aforementioned victors, where it is due: Julian Matra brought not be at Seb’s next year, I hope I and Patrick McGowan ’14. McGowan home his second straight champion- will learn that many more students fought valiantly, or at least gossip ship belt. As school champion, he participated (and not just because of told me so, but he was left out of the proceeds to the next round, as he the extra-credit Mr. Drummond may dynamic duo. And so, thy winners must compete with the best of the offer) School Thrives in Holiday Sprit were the men mentioned: Matra,

By Kenny Vallace ‘15 To go along with the food Pat also informed me that, “The St. drive, MPA held the 2nd annual Vincent DePaul’s Society distributes As the winter months role Hazel’s for Hunger Run. This run the blankets from the Boston Public around, many of us find ourselves consisted of a one-mile race wrap- Library.” For every blanket collected in The Walrus scrambling around, trying to get our ping around the school’s fields. this drive, the donorreceives a raffle Christmas shopping complete, our Hazels’ Bakery and Sebs families ticket, for a raffle that will be drawn A St. Sebastian’s Publication Thanksgiving dinner on the table, or donated many cakes and cup cakes. soon. The winner will receive Bruins just keep ourselves warm. However, Among these were cakes were, Sebs tickets, and this is another great not all people in our community are picture cakes and a United States reason why everyone in the Sebs able to afford these tasks that have Senior Editors: Peter Cimini ‘12, Sean Frazzette ‘12, Chris Nadeau ‘12, Chris cake, made for the victor, Mike Haley community should donate a blanket. become such a constant in our lives. Stadtler ‘12 ‘13. Over sixty students and faculty Furthermore, a few weeks For this reason our Sebs community – Mr. Laurence – ran and competed ago, Pat’s Sophomore class traveled has been working hard as a whole to Apprentice Editors: PABs and BODs of the World for assorted cakes. The highlight of to Catholic Charities in Dorchester. help make an impact on less fortu- the day was the amount of canned There they helpedprepare bags of Head Writers: John Donovan ‘12, Joe Dudley ‘12, Matt Fechtelkotter ‘12, nate peoples holiday seasons this goods that were collected to help food for peoples Thanksgivings. year. Tyler Sweeney ‘12, Kevin Wolfe ‘12, Bobby Wright ‘12 with the Thanksgiving food drive. They prepared 5,000 bags of food, The National Honor Society Another food oriented drive was the which were then distributed to many this fall put together a collection for Feeding Frenzy, run by John Dono- needy families in the Boston area. The various food items for less fortunate CONTRIBUTORS: Chris Reilly ‘13, Shane MacDonald ‘14, Colin Connolly van ’12. Before school every day for sophomores spent nearly a whole peoples thanksgivings. This drive was a week,he had a small box taking school day, tossing and passing ‘15, John Ryan ‘15, Kevin Patterson ‘13, Danny Higgins ‘15, Will Kenney ‘14, a great success and many items were money donations to help buy food hundred pound bags of Potatoes. Mike Petro ‘13, Peter Dematteo ‘13, Mike Haley ‘13, Jack Goldman ‘14, Chris amassed in each individual box, lo- and meals for the destitute families Their hard work embodies our school cated in every classroom. Many class- Callahan ‘14, Vaughn Gendron ‘14, Cam Kelly ‘14, Kevin Murray ‘14, John in Lawrence. For every one-dollar motto to “Love god, work hard, and es embraced in competition against Bartlett ‘14, Mark Lane ‘12, James O’Leary ‘13, Pat Rivard ‘14, Michael Hoff raised a meal was provided for one take good care of one another,” and other classes to see who could col- person. To attract people to donate, they represented our school in great ‘13, Brandon Jones ‘14, Billy McCarthy ‘15, Jimmy Mitchell ‘15, Jay Daukas lect more, and the competitive spirit, John and Joe Dudley ’12 wore full fashion. ‘14, David Abelson ‘14, Christian Kelly ‘15, John Real ‘13, John Cheever ‘12, brought great results to this drive. To body, skin tight, blue suits, with Last but not least the Christ- learn a little more about the drive, I Matt Donovan ‘13, Kevin Ginns ‘14, Ryan Sanderson ‘12, Mickey Adams ‘13, tuxedoes over them. This drive was a mas warmth drive, run by the nation- asked Sean Frazzette, the president C. J. Santosuosso ‘15, Peter Breslin ‘13, Ryan Wolfsberg ‘13, Kenny Vallace ‘15 great success and every single dollar al honor society is another drive our of the National Honor Society, a few donated was a huge help. Sebs community has participated in. questions regarding it; I first asked Another drive that has been This drive like the blanket drive gives him, what the purpose of the drive a popular one around the school for warm clothes to those in need for Editors Emeritus: Edmund Murphy, Dillon Ecclesine, Tom Hoff, Alex Spear, Tom was, he said, “ To collect a bunch of at least three years now is the blanket the harsh winter months. As I have food for Brothers Keeper, for home- Keefe drive. I interviewed Pat Rivard ‘14, aka been looking around the classrooms less people.” I then asked him why he “Blanket Boy,” about the blanket drive I noticed that many of the boxes are Faculty Advisor: Mr. Dan Drummond was taking part in this drive, he said, he is running this Christmas season. mostly empty. I encourage students “ To be a caring individual and give I first asked him the purpose of the to donate new clothes such as mit- back to the community.” This idea of The Walrus is the official student newspaper of St. Sebastian’s School. The Walrus drive, he said, “ To help Boston’s tens, hats, and coats and help the less being a caring individual and giving homeless in the cold winter months.” fortunate. The drive continues until seeks to provide news and entertainment for the St. Sebastian’s community, as well as back to the community is the central Then I asked him why he was help- December 15 and is concluded at the to provide an open forum for students to offer opinions on issues related to world, na- goal for all our efforts to help the ing run this drive, he said, “ I saw the Latin Mass. needy this holiday season. Also, as tional, and school affairs. The opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect opin- struggles of people around us so As the Christmas season Mr. Chambers mentioned in corpo- close to home.” This is a very power- seems to extend further and further ions of the faculty advisors or senior editors of The Walrus or of St. Sebastian’s School. rate chapel, we thank the staff and ful thought,and it’s hard to grasp the into November, our community calls Correspondence to The Walrus should be addressed to The Walrus, c/o St. Sebas- faculty for donating their time and idea that so many people will have to for our efforts to extend. Our school tian’s School, 1191 Greendale Avenue, Needham, MA, 02492. Senior Editors and produc- money to help out the food drive. All spend the winter on the streets in the has done a great job in doing so, and their hard work and donations went tion staff reserve the right to reject, edit, or admit any or all submissions. To submit an cold so close to home. However, this I thank all who have participated, and very unnoticed, but are still much is what empowers us to act and help I encourage anyone who hasn’t to article, email it to [email protected]. appreciated. make a difference in our community. participate as well. December 2011 THE WALRUS Page 3 Strange Weather Confuses All By Chris Wolpe ‘16 they were fooled by this heat in the ground. So when is the next snow Every year, by the time doorway of winter, and to say the day, or should I say, when at least is December rolls around, most of us least, they’re probably disheartened, the first day with snow? You know are usually sick and tired of shovel- but I can’t say they’ll be missed things aren’t looking good when ing snow and you have probably when they miserably perish; their you ask Mr. P when the next snow already quarreled with your friendly driveway loitering was starting to day will be and he just shrugs. I neighborhood snowplow guy, who get pretty aggravating. even tried calling Newscenter 5, but just so happens to always complete- Anyway, almost everyone I got their voicemail. Now the ques- ly neglect your well-marked drive- has a winter ritual that they begin tion is, when even the top weather way and decimate half your lawn… once it’s cold enough to start. I per- sources—Newscenter 5’s Storm but this year is different. Why, you sonally break out my flannel feety Team 5 and Mr. P—are perplexed might ask? I have no clue. Maybe pajamas the second the thought about the weather, who do you turn the gossip amongst the clouds is of snow comes to mind (which is to next? My answer to this question that snow is SO last year, or maybe usually around September 9th, but was to go to the next-best master of the ozone layer lost a bet to the sun that’s beside the point), but now, the seasons, a man who has some and has to do whatever he says for they’re dormant in the bottom serious weather predicting under a few months, or just maybe Mother drawer of my dresser, longing to be his belt: Punxsutawney Phil. Nature finally bought some flake- worn. And I long to wear them, but I soon realized that I would fighting Garnier Fructis. But the if it’s not meant to be, it’s not meant have trouble speaking to Phil… motive isn’t important, and neither to be. I guess I can’t complain about it’s quite a drive to Punxsutawney. is the culprit. The bottom line is that this uncharacteristically dry and Because I can’t talk to Phil myself, I, presumably along with many oth- hot November, though. I’m actually I decided that I would just have to ers, am starting to freak out a little pretty happy about it because it play the role of Phil. So on Decem- bit. means less shoveling, which is less ber 2nd, I woke up, hopped out of These statistics, consider- work, which is good. But still, I know bed, and didn’t see my shadow, so ing the average temperature in I’m not the only one that finds turn- winter must be just around the cor- Boston in November is just 43.7 ing DOWN your AC in November to ner! Get your shovels, snow pants, degrees, are mind-boggling. The be absurd. So yes, the absence of sleds, and hats ready everybody, shoveling 12 inches of snow is nice, because these weather shenanigans lyric from the famous holiday jingle This is the real Scott Disick, but @TheNextScottD is probably our school’s best dressed Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It but it’s precisely those 12 inches can’t last forever. Back in Septem- Snow!, “And the weather outside is that trigger two words that are said ber, no one would’ve thought that frightful”, is that way for a reason. frequently separately, but when they would be desperately hoping Right now, however, the weather combined can put a smile on any for a severe blizzard or praying for Elder Vandini, Seniors Lead outside is noticeably lacking fright, students face: “snow” and “day”. a day under 40 degrees, but we and most of us humans are unsure St. Sebastian’s, along with should still enjoy this while it lasts. of how to handle this. The only most private schools, has a reputa- We’ll soon begin our annual journey creatures more confused about the tion of having many snow days. of cold, cold, and more cold, with odd warmth than us are the moths. Public school attendees call it being many blankets and countless mugs School in Sartorial Style These rather stupid creatures usu- wimpy; I call it being resourceful. of hot chocolate along the way. ally hatch from the warmth…IN While private schools are quick to Mother Nature must think she’s By Kenny Chen ‘13 the first question, his immediate student body, I certainly cannot THE SPRING. They emerge from pull the trigger, it’s even wimpy quite the jokester right about now, response was, “The most important deny that the seniors play the great- their cocoon, ready for some nice for us to call off school when there but even the funniest of jokes get “The finest clothing made items of clothing are ties and socks est role in setting the standard of weather and flowers. However, isn’t a single speck of snow on the old. is a person’s skin, but, of course, because they are cheap.” Peter must dressing for the student body. As society demands something more get some pretty heavy discounts he believes that the suit is the most than this”-Mark Twain. Every com- some way or another. For the bright- important piece of clothing and munity has a unique trend with ly dressed student, Peter nominated that belts are extremely important regard to clothing, and even in a Andrew Vandini. For the worst (“without one you lose the entire school where there is a dress code, dressed student, he nominated Matt look you’re going for”), Kevin Wolfe fashion can still bloom forth from Vandini. While Ryan Schnoor, who I also praises Andrew Vandini as a a variety of individuals. To pinpoint was interviewing at the same time, shining example of what to wear: the fashion trends of St Sebastian’s burst into high emotions in telling “Vandini claims he’s the next Scott students, I asked three questions to Peter that ties were not cheap, Ryan Disick and most in the senior class a variety of individuals. Firstly, what also agreed that ties were important agree that he’s the school’s best is the most important item of cloth- because “they show your character.” dressed student; on the other end of ing to you and why? Secondly, if I I cannot disagree. One certainly can the spectrum, Jarrod Dillon is always asked you to name the best dressed tell a lot about a person by the com- very poorly dressed, both in and or worst dressed student or teacher plexity of the tie or by the neatness/ out of his school apparel, so don’t in the school, who comes to mind messiness of the tie knot. wear whatever he does. RD also first? Thirdly, what is the most im- Throughout the previous falls under this category.” Andrew pressive or important color to wear week, I also collected some answers Vandini’s doctrines follow: “I’m not for you? For each of these three in the library and hallways. Cole so sure that there is one particular questions, the answers (and reac- Eden says that the most important aspect of one’s attire that is the tions to the questions) I received item of clothing is your kiss cover. I most important, but each piece of varied greatly. just stared with a blank look until he the outfit needs to work in accor- Firstly, let’s take a look at said it was your hand; hence, Cole dance with each other; however, Little Ike. I wanted to know what he embodies the principle that “the fin- Mr.Nerbonne says, ‘Every classy man considered was the secret spice, the est clothing made is a person’s skin” needs a watch.’ Also, some white extra bonus, that made him the cute professed by Twain. Also, Joey Gua- collared shirts are great. My favorite kid that he professed in his chapel rino’s answered that the most im- dark color would be black and my speech for the last three years. Now, portant item of clothing was pants favorite light color would be blue when I asked him what the most yet again. Joey Guarino, acting in or green. It’s the pattern and the the same manner as Little Ike, de- tie that makes all the difference Is this next for the East Coast? We cannot actually tell what’s been going on with the weather important item of clothing was to him, he paused for a moment. I cided to politely to leave it at that; in though. Models would definitely be was expecting some item such as addition, James O’Leary also stated Mr. Nerbonne and Mr. McCann for a pom-pom hat, but instead this is that pants were important because teachers because of their great suits. was what I got: “I think it would be “they are a necessity.” O’Leary noted Student models would be Kevin Dil- Senior Class Meeting: pants. You know what I’m trying to that Headmaster Burke and Mr. Ner- lion, master of the hiking boot look get at.” A rather candid but good bonne are the best dressed individ- (and business after hours), Wolfey, response to the first question, this uals in the community while Thad- master of Euro style, Fish, master answer shows us a crucial element deus Kennedy “got no style.” Other of the sweater and timepiece, and in our everyday attire. The meaning notable responses included Chris Haughey, master of the suit and Who’s Beatin’ Eaton? of Ike’s response still lies in ambigu- Rodowicz’s reply that Headmaster shirts. My brother is of the ‘I don’t ous shadows, however. In response Burke is the best dressed individual care’ group where he wears what- we tried to enter our class modera- Secret Santa and also a class pet, By Chris Nadeau ‘12 to the important color of cloth- and that Mike Hoff is on the messy ever whenever...sloppy. Last thing: tor, Mr. Eaton, onto the show Sox either a ferret or a hamster, which ing question, Ike noted that black side because “his shirt is always un- just gotta go big with your style, Senior Editor Appeal. It was a show that matched rotate week by week at a different matches with anything. In all seri- tucked, and his tie is wicked loose.” and think of every day as GQ day.” Red Sox fans with one another for class member’s home. I think both Somehow every Tuesday ousness I cannot disagree at all with Not even loose—wicked loose. Our community is always a blind date during a Sox game. Mr. ideas are great, but one is clearly morning the members of the senior this statement. Black just feels more Seriously though, don’t worry Hoff, in demand for more fashionable Eaton was still single at the time more likely to happen than the class experience less traffic, have professional in my opinion, whereas you have great examples around styles, which may differ between and an enormous Red Sox fan, so it other. But who knows, we might miraculous recovery from sickness, white is just bland and awful you to climb your way up the ladder. individuals, and based on the polls, only seemed logical that he try to just have to put both up to a vote. and find functioning alarm clocks. It especially if one wears undershirts Ironically, Teddy stated that Andrew I believe that the most accurate get on the show. Unfortunately, he And there is no such thing as a is not a coincidence that such a pat- that are not white or have words on Vandini “tries too hard” and “looks at conclusion is that Andrew Van- would not provide his social security normal vote in our class. Whenever tern has formed, but rather I believe them. magazines too often.” dini clearly is the master of fashion number amongst other classified something needs to be decided, that the quality of the senior class In my next group of polls, While I believe that the whereas Matt Vandini needs to start information that restricted us from the Clap O’ Meter must be brought meetings has been the impetus for I received a variety of realistic opinions of the juniors are impor- stepping up his game to catch up to submitting his application. Then out. Whether it is where to have such uncanny attendance on Tues- answers. When I asked Peter Breslin tant in reflecting the ideas of the the legend. day mornings. sophomore year, our class president prom, what to do for a class trip, or The rest of the student Kevin Dillon organized a weekly art what type of pet to get to for our body would be remiss if they do not competition, where anyone in the class, instead of writing our opinion get a chance to experience a class class could create a piece of artwork on a sheet of paper and counting meeting like the current senior class’ and then as a class we would vote the votes, we just present all of the MPA Ventures to Philly meetings. I would now like to take on which was best. The winner options for a given issue and then the time to share the different facets received a large box of Shark Bites whichever option gets the loudest By Mike Petro ‘13 It left quite a mark on the attendees were crying when they had to leave. (yes, the gummy candy). However, applause wins. It works every time. and to see that look no farther than They wanted to stay there forever.” our senior class meetings that make Christmas break is fast upon the time so memorable. I am pretty sure that this competi- Finally, what makes our Ike Okwerekwu. His friend list on Quandel Johnson had an equally tion only lasted one or two weeks, class meetings so special is Mr. us, and as always, it brings a flurry of Facebook shot up from a simple glowing description: “It was the Over the past few years stresses. Tests are piling up, teach- the weekly class meeting for the since Kevin eventually ran out of Eaton. He’s the perfect teacher for 725 friends to 782. And he’s “still most diverse, open, and non judg- Shark Bites. Finally, junior and thus our class. He can handle our antics ers are assigning last minute papers, getting friend requests”. Impressive. mental place I’ve been in... I wish it class of 2012 has developed into and Juniors are packing the Physics a great combination of informa- far through senior year have taken longer than most people would be The benefits did however, extend was something everybody could the ideas to a new level. Many of able to, and always knows when it labs to perfect their mousetrap cars. beyond the empirical. He also noted experience.” It’s no question that tion and comedy. It a time where Yet, as the majority of the school is we can get announcements from you will recall GQ day, which has is time to get serious. He has been that it was a chance for students to honesty would thrive in such an taken place the last two years. It’s a more than loyal and he deserves a wrapped up in determining the best be open and honest about issues environment, and I am sure that we various teachers and faculty, and way to resolve their academic prob- also the weekly lowdown from Mr. day where everyone is encouraged lot of credit for all the time he has facing their communities, and it was will see the effects of this confer- to dress with semi-formal style like given to class. He is also one of the lems a small group of students and these discussions that facilitated the ence making themselves felt though Sullivan or Mr. Burke. These teacher faculty spent the first days of Decem- announcements probably take the men featured in the magazine most generous individuals during friendships made. “We only knew the skills our young men learned Gentleman’s Quarterly (GQ). This day our weekly charitable collection. He ber thinking and talking about the each other for two days, and people there. place in all grades, but the student issues facing us all. Under the guid- announcements are what make was a hit in our class, and during is consistently the highest donors the class meeting on GQ day, Mc- and every week we see if anyone ance of Mr. Keefe and Miss Rynne a our class unique. This section of our group of young men representing class meeting is very comparable to Cullough Room transformed into a can give more than Mr. Eaton in runway for our class’ great style. The this section of our class meeting MPA journeyed to Philadelphia with one of Patrick McLaughlin’s Monday about 1,500 other students from morning presidential addresses. term GQ really seemed to catch on called “Who’s Beatin’ Eaton?” Rarely around school. Somehow the name is someone able to beat Mr. Eaton’s around the country to participate in It is 75% humor and then the last the annual Student Diversity Leader- 25% has to be actual information. of a men’s periodical developed into donation. an adjective. On GQ day you could My advice to the students ship Conference (SLDC). Sponsored The funny announcements are not by the National Association of strictly made for humor, but they someone complimenting someone in grades seven though eleven is for his cloths saying, “That’s so GQ!” to make class meeting something Independent Schools, the conference are actual ideas that could possibly focuses on “self-reflecting, forming come to fruition. This year especial- Hopefully this tradition continues that your grade looks forward to in years to come. There is currently attending. Do not let the barrage of allies, and building community” by ly, genuinely good ideas have been helping students understand multi- brought forth. The following ideas a lot in the works right now for our announcements that are presented senior class meetings. Our class rep- take away from the laughs and cultural communication and social would make up a “greatest hits” justice. Talking with any of the stu- list for our class meetings over the resentatives in the student council memories that can be made during are trying to organize a class wide these meetings. dents who attended, it is easy to find Philadelphia was the backdrop for the students who represented Sebs’ years. First, freshman year, as a class, the success that the conference had. Page 4 THE WALRUS December 2011 Movies with Shark By Mark Lane ‘12 of tennis and gymnastics and prone time at 1 in the morning (which no- The Sitter, directed by to anxiety attacks. Then there is the body seems to question as strange David Gordon Green (Director of daughter Blithe (Landry Bender), bedtime for a group of 13 year olds). Pineapple Express), goes where who can only be described as a diva The antics that take place between movies like Don’t Tell Mom the in training. Blithe’s goal in life is to Noah meeting the kids and when Babysitter’s Dead and Adventures in become a celebrity by any means he takes them home are all hilarious Babysitting would never go. Jonah necessary, and once she’s famous and extremely raunchy. Interestingly Hill (Superbad, Moneyball) stars in she wants to release her own line of enough however, there is a point in this raunchy comedy as an irrespon- perfumes. Then last but certainly not the movie where the movie decides sible college dropout named Noah least is Rodrigo (Kevin Hernandez) to add an emotional element to the Griffith, who is roped into babysit- an adopted boy from El Salvador. Ro- otherwise hectic events. Despite ting for his mom’s friend. drigo is by far the most troublesome the crazy shenanigans that the kids Noah has no idea of what of them all, with his love for fireworks put Noah through, and sometimes St. Sebastian’s swim team has been one of the most consistent teams in recent memory to expect, with no babysitting and explosions, and his random the shenanigans Noah puts the kids experience or a love for children in disappearances. Needless to say through there are a few bonding general. However, Noah certainly after five minutes with these three moments that actually have a viable did not expect to have to babysit children Noah quickly realizes he is in message to them while still manag- Swimming Hopes for Success three of the strangest and wildest over his head. Of course things only ing a small aspect humor. Through- go from bad to worse when Noah out the movie there is a transfor- kids on the planet. The first kid Noah ing swimmers, have the potential 100 free and 100 back, Will win- encounters is the oldest son Slater, makes the horrible decision of taking mation in which Noah goes from By Jack Adams ‘15 the children to a party on the other irresponsible adult to a responsible to swim in the prestigious 500 ning the 500 free and Cam finishing played by Max Records (Where the and Cam Kelly ‘14 freestyle and 100 butterfly this second in that race. Also MJ, Matt Wild Things Are) Slater is a shy 14 side of the city, while still getting mentor for the three troublemakers them back home before their bed- he takes care of. Overall the movie year. More people who have joined Vandini, Matt Fachetti, Matt Rocco, year old, who is an advent watcher The 2011-12 St. Sebastian’s Swim the team are 9th graders Ryan Lee, Ryan, Michael, and Ian contributed proves to be very funny and over Team has been compared to the ’96 the top, but still manages to have Matt Rocco and 7th grader Michael key points that brought us closer Chicago Bulls. Other people have Capone who offers new blood for to Portsmouth. In many peoples’ a lighthearted emotional element chosen to compare us to the ’11 to it. Unfortunately, this leads to the 100 breaststroke, which we have eyes, the most exciting part was Cleveland Cavaliers. The swimmers conceded in the past few years. the 200 free relay. In a tight battle my only complaint with the movie. on the team like to view ourselves If you are excepting this movie to One of the most anticipated parts was Portsmouth A relay and Seb’s A as the ’92 Dream Team. Mr. Jenkins of this year is the “Decision Part 2”. relay, made up of Matt Vandini, Mi- be extremely hilarious all through- is the likes of Phil Jackson and Ms. out the movie, then this is not the Will Greg DeMatteo swim for his chael, Will, and Jack. Going into the Callini is Eric Spolstra (Miami Heat school or will he leave for a club last leg, Jack was down 3 seconds movie for you. This movie proves to coach). be more of a parody then a movie team? Many of us are pretty sure he and as some people would say, “he In the offseason we lost flips a coin and decides whether to put da team on his back.” Jack was designed for non stop laughing. many swimmers due to college. The movie pays homage to mov- come or not. His presence is much able to fight back and win 1st for Among them were our tri-captains appreciated when there. the relay. However our efforts were ies famous babysitter movies like Will Adams, Sean Sullivan, and Alex Adventures in Babysitting, and uses On December 7th, the to no avail, as Portsmouth ended as Hunnewell. Other seniors lost were team opened its season at home, the victor in this meet, with the final films like that as a building block Paul Lee, John Barack, and Charlie from which it can go even further Dana Hall, against the top opponent score of Sebs-79 Portsmouth-93. Callanan. The most missed senior in the league, Portsmouth Abbey. The races were very encouraging to with its jokes. due to his locker-room shenanigans Overall, this movie is We have never lost to Portsmouth in the swimmers and coaches, because and race-day Sharpie tattoos will the regular season, but the team did we have improved drastically in the geared more towards viewers who be Lou Heck. Despite these many have seen movies like Don’t Tell not seem as enthusiastic as years past few weeks and are willing to losses the team was able to rebound in the past. One of the contribut- put forth the effort to become bet- Mom the Babysitter’s Dead and and find multiple new replace- have wished that the movie was ing factors in this was that because ter. ments. The two most important Portsmouth has a very intimidat- On December 9, Seb’s races more outrageous than it was cute are our captains Matt Vandini, aka and lighthearted. The best way to ing cheer during which they slap a new Bancroft team and is looking “Top Dawg”, and Cam Kelly, aka “Key the water and scream, almost as to get a win in their back pocket. describe this movie is Adventures to Happiness”. The team has also in Babysitting with a Superbad intimidating as the New Zealand All Great things are expected, so we appointed Jack Adams as the new Blacks and their haka war dance. At must push through and deliver. twist. Overall I give this movie a Will Adams. Two upperclassmen, solid four out of five sharks. It’s the start of the meet Portsmouth New members are always excepted, MJ Muldowney and Matt Fachetti, took an early lead with 1st in the and if making the varsity hockey not exactly a movie for everyone, offer some wisdom and insight, and it’s certainly not a movie you 200 medley relay. Seb’s was able to team didn’t happen for you, the into the aspect of life. Ian Kelly, Will fight back with Greg winning the swim bus is always looking for more should bring your children to, but Supple, and Peter Fantozzi, return- it is a movie that is great for a good 100 fly and 50 free, Jack winning the seats to fill. laugh and surprisingly some good wisdom. Side note if you’re a fan of old school Hip Hop you’re going to love the soundtrack to this movie. Skiing Aims for ISL’s Best There some Slick Rick, and classic Biz Markie. By Kevin Wolfe ‘12 achieved this recognition. I’m proud fall and finish quickly. Both types of “The Sitter” staring Jonah Hill as an ill-fated baby-sitter It’s December and the to be part of a team that has made courses require great athleticism to temperature is rapidly falling. The such impressive gains. compete in, just look at an Olympic hockey team was picked a long Hopefully I’ve captivated some skier race on one of these. As to our time ago, so it has been peacoat interest at this point in the article, team, we no longer have these great COMPETE FOR PRIZES HERE! season for a while now. Basketball, to the point at which my readers skiers, but we hope to make up for wrestling, and squash are also all want to know how we look for the their absence by improving our own underway in their seasons. I knew it upcoming season. We certainly abilities. We typically race seven was winter when I stepped into the have some adversity to overcome skiers in the varsity slots. I’m looking rink last Saturday and joined Henry’s if we wish to be successful in the for a big step up from our younger 1. NAME THAT TEACHER Competition corner at Milton Academy. There ISL this year. With the departure of team members, Richard Arms, was something in the air that day, it last year’s captains Nick Chappel Henry Finnegan, and Alex Walsh. was tangible, and the hockey team and Will Vietze, we have certainly They’re young guys, but I hope they Here are three fun facts about the mystery teacher: dominated Milton by several goals. lost possibly the best talent that the meet the challenge ahead of them Continuing this winter spirit, the ski team has ever seen. Nick and Will and help make our team the best it both consistently finished top five can be. I’m also looking for them to 1. This teacher loves to play flag football. team will be out the mountain again when the New Year and snow arrive. in the ISL races, and I believe they assume their leadership roles after The ski team has an inter- finished top 10 in both the Giant this season, as they will continue 2. He or She has never been on ice skates before. esting story of growth. We’ve come Slalom and Slalom races at New our work when the seniors leave. a long way since a few years ago, Englands. As for our varsity slots, we’re looking 3. Wednesday is his or her favorite lunch day. and we are varsity recognized by the Many of you probably for strong performances from the ISL. Two years ago, after a long his- don’t know these terms I just used. aforementioned, me, Patrick Ciap- tory as a club sport, the ISL granted I’ll add some explanation. Giant cak, and James Astrue. This is sub- 4. He or she ironically has never been to Italy. us varsity status and the eligibility Slalom consists of a gated course, ject to change, however, as we have to compete in its elite league. For with the gates spread about 30 feet many on our team who are quite ca- ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH FOR A PRIZE? those that are not familiar with the apart from each other. The racer pable of racing at this level. Also, we team, our level of competition has must round the gates as effectively are still looking for more skiers, so to as possible in order to reach the all grades, if you have any interest, If you think you are right, fill out the sentence below and turn it into the Walrus box into Mr. only been increasing each year. As a club sport, we proved our abilities finish line in the least amount time. please come talk to me and or join Drummond’s room, Room 215. A drawing will be held in January to determine the winner of a in the Ski East league, competing Giant slalom is run much faster than the team. We race at Nashoba Valley candy prize. against such powerhouses like BC slalom, a course in which the gates on Wednesday’s, it’s great competi- I, ______, think the Feature Teacher for High. If it weren’t for our efforts in are closer together, and the racer tion, and I’m hoping to see Henry’s December’s Walrus is ______. the seasons before our ISL status must balance speed with the limita- make the trip and support us out was granted, we would have never tions of the course in order to not there a lot this season.

Captain Dillon Talks Squash 2. Where’s the Walrus? By Danny Higgins ‘15 Q: How do you feel about the new after last year’s match. addition of Mr. Beilin? and Charlie Gordon ‘15 Q: Did the team do any pre-season A: Mr. B is the best. He has us work- training? “Where’s the Walrus?” is a new challenge. A stuffed Walrus will be hidden on campus Over the past few years, the squash team catapulted to ing out in the gym every day and December 11th. Use the clue below to find him in or around our school. A: Yes. Mr. Beilintook us to the top new heights at St. Seb’s. More and brings a “reach for the stars” attitude of Blue Hill Mountain. When we got more student athletes join the team for the team. My only complaint Hint: The Apple doesn’t Fall from La Mancha up there he ran away and took the every winter. Captain, Kevin Dillon about Mr. B is that we are not al- mini bus back to school. It was then expects to lead the squash team to lowed to bring root bear or cream our job to find our way back to Seb’s a successful season. Coaches Moore soda to practice. from the top of the mountain. and Beilin have strong beliefs that Q: What are your goals for the up- this season will be the best that coming season? Q: What does squash need to be- Seb’s squash has accomplished in come a bigger sport at Seb’s? years. Leadership and hard work A: Our main goal for this season is will be the main factors leading to to win the league. And by league I A: Squash needs courts. We have the the team’s success. We asked Kevin mean the seventh and eighth grade talent, but to become a member of Dillon some important questions teams of the ISL. the ISL we need courts to compete. about this year’s team: I guess that will be our next mission Q: Who is your biggest rival for the drive. Q: Who are the top players on the upcoming season? A picture of the coveted “Wally the Walrus” team this season? Clearly the squash team A: Our biggest rival must be the has the skill and motivation, but to To compete for a $10 iTunes Gift card in this month’s “Where’s the Walrus Competi- A: The top players are Matt Bell, Milton Academy sixth grade team. truly excel in the ISL, they need help. tion”, return the stuffed animal Walrus to Room 215, when Mr. Drummond ispres- Andrew Bono, obviously myself, and The have some real hardos, and its Let’s get Henry’s Corner out on the ent. Disclaimer: DO NOT go through other’s personal belongings or space (or Danny Conley. time we put them in their place. We courts to support them. any part of the school that’s off limits), as the Walrus will not be hidden there. are looking to get revenge on them

December 2011 THE WALRUS Page 5 Secret Six Reveal Themselves The following groups are in order of braced myself to bombard him with By Chris Stadtler ‘12 strength, given their numeric values. sneaky questions, but Terry quickly Senior Editor The greatest group of one and of all took the secret out of Secret Six. In is without a doubt Superman. Faster a condensed form the following is St. Sebastian’s prides itself on its then a speeding bullet, a man of what I learned. First, The Secret Six myriad of clubs throughout the steel and beloved from seven year has 6-7 members: Patrick Ciapciak school. Most clubs have a demo- olds to Jerry Seinfeld, Superman is ‘12, Patrick McLaughlin ‘12, Michael craticly elected leadership or a simply the greatest group of one to Muldowney ‘12, Terry O’Connor ‘12, single class moderator, however have ever existed. Greatest group Sam Hodgson ‘12, Benjamin Thai ‘12 one club’s heirarchy seperates itself of two: Deschenes and Nerbonne. and sometimes Conor Chabot ‘11. from the rest: The History Club. Nerbonne, the brains of the opera- Together these titans of industry The History Club shows historical tion, and Deschenes, who brings the rules over an expanisive movie movies once a month, like Apollo 13 seltzer, have ruled over the library selection with an iron fist, ruth- and Forest Gump to its members. for enternity. Third is the group lessly demeaning classic movies like One of the more simpler clubs in of God. The most versatile of all School of Rock and Terry’s favorite the school, The History Club is ran groups, God has tri-times the power Confessions of a Shopaholic. by The Secret Six, a group of six St. with The Holy Spirit, God and Jesus One might be wondering how this Sebastian students. Who are these in a single package. Groups of four team of people was assembled. It six? What are they? Good questions. and five, however, are much more includes a Football Captain, School My research began with difficult to come to. While great President and MPA Treasuser. The an investigation into the number 6. teams such as, the Seinfeld Cast and Truth is, however, that all of these The number 6 was first discovered the Kitchen Staff have existed, they people gained entry by simply ask- long ago. Soon it became one of are hardly the rule, rather excep- ing to be apart of the group. the more impressive numbers and tions. This truth makes the existence Despite the lack of a LSU looks to cap off their undefeated regular season with another win over Alabama ushered in trillions of numbers The Secret Six all the more fascinat- democratic process, the seniors greater then six. The number six is ing and questionable. in the group truly due represent a only preceded in importance by To garner more informa- wide range of people throughout that which preceded it: 1, 2, 3, 4, tion I consulted Terry O’Connor, who the community and successfully run College Football, BCS Offers and of course 5. Upon discovering professed his membership in the Se- the History Club in conjunction with this through some quick algerbra cret Six. Quickly, the ball got rolling. Mr. Cleary. The true origin of their I looked into these 5 numbers, With E.L.E.E.T. in my back pocket, I name roots from the original Secret who know 6 better then anyone. successfully learned everything to Six, a dedicated group of emancipa- Exciting Finish to Fall Season To do so, I examined the greatest know about The Secret Six. Terry tors who donated money to John groups of these numbers, under the up in their respective conferences season. Clemson will win big. The cracked easily and truly displayed Brown in an attempt to end slavery. By Ryan Lee ‘15 precedent that the Secret Six must against each other. Look for this Sugar Bowl this year is full of teams his character when the chips are All of The Secret Six are passionate Every year, college football have garnered its inspiration from game to be a shootout between that don’t belong. Virginia Tech vs. down. My first question was what about history and are working hard is full of upsets and crazy finishes, the groups that came before them. Michigan State and Georgia, with Michigan should be a great game, is The Secret Six? Expecting a fight I to improve the History Club. but this year, that state proved itself the Bulldogs eventually coming but not deserving of a BCS game. more often than not. After the long out on top under the leadership of Michigan Quarterback Denard road that was the college football quarterback Aaron Murray. The Cot- Robinson has found a groove in the season, Bowl-mania begins. The of- ton Bowl this year may be the most past few games, and expect that to Christmas: The Forgotten ten disputed BCS system still reigns exciting game that is not part of the continue, as he will do enough to supreme in deciding bowls, and this BCS. The Cotton Bowl matches up lead his team to victory. The game, year, it again proved its controver- two teams deserving to be in higher however, will be close. The most sial decision making. There were level bowls in Arkansas and Kansas intriguing matchup in the BCS this Meaning of the Holiday? snubs galore, as deserving teams State. With Arkansas nearly in the year is the Fiesta Bowl, as Stanford were left out of high level games their money on useless knick-knacks or the first season of Modern Family, National Championship hunt earlier plays Oklahoma State. Two of the By Jack Goldman ‘14 they deserved to be in. First, the and toys that further facilitate lazi- we could resort to more helpful this season, a matchup with Kansas best quarterbacks in the country go Oklahoma State Cowboys were very and Christian Kelly ‘14 ness and slacking off. Maybe if we alternatives. Why not give people State may feel like a consolation at it in this game, but they will not misfortunate in the computer based Christmas. It has lost its gave items that had some value the Bible for Christmas? Seriously, prize. I do expect the Razorbacks to be the reason for the outcome of rankings; as they missed out a rank- meaning over the years. Some peo- aside from entertainment, we could there are millions of Bibles in print outperform their opponents, but if the game. Plain and simple, Justin ing of number two and a chance to ple like to blame the corporations. fix a few of America’s problems. and people literally just give them the game is viewed is an easy win, Blackmon is a beast. Blackmon is play in the National Championship Others feel that they need to blame As we all know, America is away. Plus, you don’t even have to Arkansas will have their bells rung the best receiver in the nation and game. Next, another major snub the general materialism of human- having a huge problem with educa- give people the full Bible. You could on gameday, as the Wildcats have Stanford has no cornerbacks skilled was the Kansas State Wildcats. KSU ity, or at least Western society. Oth- tion. The price of a college educa- just e-mail them the book of Eccle- been playing with a chip on their enough to cover him. Stanford only lost to two top ten teams this ers don’t care and like to talk about tion is inflating and America’s status siastes. That’s cost effective and it’s shoulder all season long. Next, the quarterback and Heisman runner- season, one of them being Okla- how the youth of America is going as an intelligent, educated country beneficial to society. world famous Rose Bowl should up Andrew Luck will try his best to homa State. Personally, I believe to be really fat and won’t be able falls every year (not everyone wants So when you go Christmas excite the nation. The matchup keep the Cardinal in the game, but Kansas State deserves a bid in the to actually speak to each other live to go to ITT Tech). This needs to be shopping for your sixteenth cousin of Wisconsin and Oregon should Oklahoma State. quarterback Bran- BCs above Virginia Tech or Michigan. since they will feel that it is easier to fixed and can be fixed, with Christ- who lives in New Zealand who you be a great one, as both have high don Weeden has the best target on Finally, there is one more snubbed just stay home and do everything mas. Instead of buying every male haven’t seen since your date of birth octane offenses. Expect Oregon’s the field, and it will show. In a close team that is neglected year in and through webcams. Perhaps our you know a copy of the newest Call when he came to see you, keep big–game experience (Last year’s one, the Cowboys prove they should year out. This team is Boise State. language will diminish to the point of Duty game (I would appreciate our words in mind. Remember that National Championship game and a be the ones playing for the crystal The only way the Broncos ever get where it sounds like the unintelligi- that though), why not buy them a Christmas was not originally meant loss to LSU week one) to help them football. Finally, the big one. Ala- noticed is to complete an unblem- ble grunts of sweaty apes. It will be Calculus textbook, or an encyclo- to be the day you finally get that in this case. The Ducks know how bama vs. Louisiana State University: ished season, something that has like WALL-E. Jack and I blame you. pedia? Eventually people’s per- new Wii and The Beatles Rock Band, to lose big games, but I do not see The Rematch. This time, the game become increasingly difficult in col- Let me explain while Jack chimes in sonal lives will become so dull and it was meant to be the day where a possibility in which Oregon does is played at a different venue, but lege football. Boise State may not with parentheses. dreary due to a lack of electronic the entire Christian population cel- not shred the Wisconsin defense the result will be the same. Expect have as strong a schedule as teams Whatever the cause may entertainment that they may resort ebrated the birth of the Son of God. and win the annual game at the LSU kick returner Tryann Mathieu who play in a major conference, but be of the superficiality of the holi- to reading in their free time. Plus, So Merry Christmas, Happy New Rose Bowl. The next two games of to work his magic and run back a they are still more deserving than day season, though, it still remains even if they don’t use the books Year, and remember that Christmas the BCS are full of teams I believe, punt or kick. This game will not be many teams that made it to one of true that Christmas has become a you buy them, at least they look isn’t just about the joy videogames do not deserve their spots. The as close as the previous, but it will the major bowls. tool for the big evil corporations to more intelligent having a house full where you kill people over and matchup of West Virginia and still be greatly entertaining. Expect As for the actual bowl get grown adults to blow a quarter of books(Kindles and iPads don’t over again bring or the satisfaction Clemson will not be close in my a one touchdown victory for LSU, games, there are many matchups of their year’s salary on Xbox 360s count, so don’t be that guy). reading a great book will give you, opinion. Clemson’s offense is one of and their second national champi- that interest me. One of the games and computers (or Playstation 3’s, You could help prevent but it’s also about remembering the best in the nation, and the West onship under Les Miles. These are that will be excellent, but has not those are more expensive when crime too (by being in the police that Christmas is a day of the Lord, Virginia defense has not proven the games to truly look out for, but been talked about much, is the Out- compared to Xboxes that aren’t force). Why not buy people security meant to be celebrated in honor of itself, as the unit gave up 49 points if you are a true college football fan, back Bowl. This game pits runners- special edition ones). Seriously, just cameras and stream the footage it the Son of God. God Bless. to a poor Syracuse team earlier this you can just watch them all. look at it like you have everything takes to the FBI or even your local laid out in front of you (or you’re police station (or you could do about to eat it; whatever floats your that)? Sure, maybe a bit overbear- boat): people go through tons of ing. Sure, maybe a violation of St. Sebs stress and pain (I’m sure someone people’s rights, but hey, how could was martyred on Black Friday) to it hurt (million dollar lawsuits and buy gifts for people that they might prison didn’t hurt anyone)? Rare see only once a year and don’t really Christmas can also solve care about in the first place. Oh, and its own problem of being occupied Jesus fits somewhere in there too. by rampant consumerism. Once The real problem is the again, instead of buying people you QuestionNaire fact that people spend too much of barely know Steve Jobs’ biography Grade Favorite Lunch Twitter or Best View on NBA Teacher after lockout? you’d take Facebook Christmas home at Xmas Movie 7: Fry Day Facebook Never Seen One No Mr. Weihman R.J. Murphy 8:Matt Grilled Cheese and Facebook Elf Everyone is still Mr. Shea Karpowicz Tomato Soup just as rich 9: I didn’t watch the Chicken Wraps, those Twitter is stupid I don’t watch NBA in the first Who’s a good Chris Wolpe are beautiful Xmas movies place teacher? 10: Chicken Patties The Book Home Alone I It was bad Mr. Kittler Pat McGowan anyways 11: Grilled Cheese Day Definitely Christmas with NBA stinks...on Mr. Dr. Martin Matt Vandini Facebook the Kranks ice (Small) 12: Root Beer Float day Twitter The Year Without Doesn’t affect my Mr. Wu John Donovan a Santa Claus life

Despite common belief, this is not the purpose of Christmas Page 6 THE WALRUS December 2011 POINT and COUNTERPOINT Exams Before! Exams After! would not become an absolute joke. to all of us; they would benefit all By Kevin Patterson ‘13 dents to study a lot; it truly becomes as they open their Christmas pres- By Michael Haley ‘13 a break. It could be argued that we ent, as they lay their heads on their Let’s face it, as it is, in the of us because it would help boost lose knowledge of the course mate- pillows on the last nights of vaca- final week of school, the last Friday our semester grades and keep our It is now that time of year It’s getting to be that time rial over break, but that’s why this tion. With exams being after break is a complete joke. We do not take it parents and teachers satisfied with that students dread. In these three of year again, St. Seb’s. That’s right, exam review period is there. That as they should be, students are given seriously; half of us, for that matter, us. But even if students do not do weeks between Thanksgiving Break Christmas break is only days away, week truly renders null the age-old an excellent opportunity to visit with don’t even show up! Further, the well on their semester exams, exams and Christmas Vacation, heaps of and while you can look forward excuse of “I forgot all I knew about Al- their teachers and discuss potential allure and the hype that Christmas before break would help because homework, projects, and essays to 2 weeks off from school and, of gebra over break.” When I asked Mike problems while said problems are break gets causes students to let students would be able to judge are thrust upon us. As we attempt course, Christmas day and PRES- Petro, a junior, his opinions about this still ripe in their heads, ready to be themselves off the hook a little bit in their performance in each class, to deal with all of these projects at ENTS! But it’s not really all fun and review period, he said, “I don’t mind corrected by the teachers. I’m sure the last week. Therefore, the quality and have a good long break to once, we invariably get tired, losing games. Most of you know the feel- the after break exams. It allows the I am not just speaking for myself of work done in the last week goes check themselves and their effort. sleep and working sloppily the next ing. It’s December 26, and you are second quarter to have some breath- when I say that such daunting time down greatly, due to the enormous Further, if students found them- day, and once this cycle begins, it is stuck with nothing to do. Sitting at ing room, and, because teachers between the tests and the results distraction that Christmas break is. selves overwhelmed by classes and near impossible to stop. Suppose, home, you might enjoy your Christ- don’t expect us to study over break, would drive me insane. If this last week of school were re- mid term exams proved that they now, that exams were scheduled for mas presents and free time, but we get a full week of review after Finally, think about how placed with exams, students would needed to make a class change, the week before Christmas Break. inevitably you will realize that ex- break.” So, should students elect the days off work out. With exams recognize the importance of exams, they would have the entire break Such a change would directly inflict ams are less than 3 weeks away. Of not to study over break, as I would as they are now, the winter schedule and therefore would be motivated to discuss such a move with their great pain upon the academic course, you really should study, and venture to say is most common, they provides two weeks of sweet reju- to study and work very hard so as to parents and Mr. Nerbonne would careers of all students. you probably do not have anything are not hopeless come exam time. venation, then a week of readjust- end the week on a high note. Exams have more time over the break Suffering from pain- better to do, but yet you still resist However, should a particularly astute ment, then a weekend, followed by held this week would make the final to readjust the schedule for such ful insomnia and anxiety for the it. And thus the problem presents and eager student decide to focus on alternating days of exams and study week of school before break much students. Not only will the students impending time off, students would itself; Why do mid-term exams have his studies over break, he is learning days. After the exam week, there is a more productive than it is now. And benefit from such a move, but the surely slack off in their studies. All to be held AFTER Christmas break. a valuable lesson. Sophomore Tucker four-day weekend, just long enough further, students would be unable teachers will reap benefits as well. students, at this time of year, antici- Why not BEFORE Christmas break? McLoughlin“The Student Formerly to reenergize students, but just short to skip the last Friday before break, Teachers would not have to spend pate reaching that blinding light Unfortunately, the Seb’s brass Known as ‘Tuggah’” made a great enough to keep students’ heads unless they wanted to return from their time over Christmas break at the end of this academic tun- has presented no solution to the point when he explained, “Teach- in “school mode”. If exams were break with exams waiting for them! digging up old tests and reviewing nel—Christmas Break. All students problem. But I am here to argue that ers can see that if you gave this kid offered before break, the sched- In this way, the entire final week all kinds of months-old material, but invariably take their eyes off the mid-term exams should be before two weeks to do what he wanted, ule would be as such: Alternating of school would be saved. This last would merely just have to correct prize, despite their individual aca- break, for the benefits are enormous he would have the right judgment exams and study days, then two week would be saved for sure, but their exams with an answer key and demic gumption, and they would for both students and also the fac- to be able to prioritize. It also helps weeks of almost unnecessary time the first week back in January would then be done with it. Further, teach- consequently receive poor grades ulty, who want to see us do our very prepare you for college in that you off, followed by a quick, immediate also be saved. As it is, the final week ers would regain students’ focus. on these ever-important exams. best. The first, and most obvious have a lot of free time, but no one jump back into the swing of things of the 2nd quarter occurs the week Students would not have the luxury This is why it is so important to keep reason, for holding exams before there to make you do your work.” In at school. There would be no time to we get back in January. This is an of slacking off before break, for they these exams after break. Student break is the issue they present to essence, the current exam schedule adjust once more to daily home- extremely awkward way to begin would have mid-terms to worry performance on these exams would students over the holiday break. is a college preparation at its finest. work, quizzes, and papers to write— the second half of the year, and in about. And being able to come back exponentially decline should they Holiday break is an extremely vital With no one beside to remind these it would hit all students like a firm, a way it also subtracts a week from from break and have a fresh start not receive a proper respite before point in the school year; it is a vital rare students to keep their noses to unforgiving brick wall. Furthermore, the quarter, for if teachers want in a fresh new year would inspire the draining process that is ex- break to the students, so that they the grindstone, they are working the exams would, as they always their students to succeed on exams, students to start strong, having amination. I asked Matt Vandini, can refuel and recharge and come as they would in college—without must, signify the end of the quarter. they would have to sacrifice that been refreshed and replenished. If junior, his thoughts on the current back to school stress-free and ready outside motivation, looking within If it were this way, the second quar- first week back in order to review you still aren’t convinced that exams exam schedule, and he responded, to work hard. How can we possibly themselves to find the desire to ter would only be about four weeks all of the material covered in the before break would benefit you, “I would probably straight fail my come back in January refreshed and complete particularly troubling tasks. long, offering no time for students class up to that point. And if teach- picture yourself free and unre- exams if they weren’t after break, reenergized when we realize on our Having exams after break encourag- to earn back points squandered on ers opt to treat that first week as a stricted over Christmas break. You given that the week before break first day back that exams are only a es students to improve study habits. earlier tests. One bad grade, in this normal week, and instead include wouldn’t need any excuses for not is probably the worst week in the WEEK away! I say, if mid-term exams Furthermore, consider for a faulty, hypothetical system, becomes lots of tests and quizzes and other doing homework and not study- entire school year in terms of work were held before Christmas break, moment the work that the teachers roughly one quarter of your yearly assignments to get enough grades ing, because you wouldn’t have load, then pile exams on top of that? things would be better. Granted, if must do on exams. If exams were grade when weighted as it would to finish the quarter, students’ any work to do. Picture yourself At least after the break you’re not they were to be before break, you held before break, our instructors be. In a Catholic school, mercy and performance on the exams them- free from responsibility, able to do mentally brain dead.” That’s just it; would be pulling your hair out at would most likely be expected to compassion must be expected. selves would probably suffer. As whatever you want. You can sleep students become mindless drones this very moment, but imagine the grade each and every one of their A revised exam schedule it is, two weeks of school in the until 12 P.M, stay up later, sit and after these trying weeks, so why add awesome feeling of leaving school several exams before the second would be unforgiving and harmful second quarter are not used to watch T.V. all day, or just relax with a the stress of exams? As we return on that last Friday, knowing that you week of vacation begins. These to all members of the St. Sebastian’s their maximum potential: the week blanket and a warm fire. Or maybe from break, we traditionally have can fully enjoy your break, com- teachers, therefore, are deprived community, teachers, students, and before and the week after Christ- you’ll just want to party the entire another week of classes, slowly and pletely stress-free. Students would of the break that they have also parents alike. Let’s keep it the way mas break. Simply pushing mid time. It doesn’t matter what you do, properly reintroducing us to the come back from break in January, earned. Also, everyone likes to visit it is now. If it were to change, the terms up one school week would you’ll be free! Just know that I’m daily grind that school entails. After refreshed, fulfilled, and able to tran- the teachers after completing the magnitude of the mistake would be dramatically change the success of not to blame if you get yourself into we assimilate once more, exams sition back into work without the exams in order to know how they readily understood. Having exams the students. Exams before break trouble over break. All in all, you, come around, almost anticipated stress and worry of scrambling to did on their exams before the scores after break provides us with a true would save the integrity of the final St. Seb’s, should push for a better and accepted by students. Then, prepare for exams. Not only would are released. If exams were before vacation from school when we pre-break week and the week back December/January schedule, with as we are completely relaxed and pre-break exams make the holiday break, students would not have the need it most, and, if this break were from break, but it is also very clear exams before break: it would benefit utterly prepared, exams arrive, per- vacation more refreshing and fulfill- opportunity to visit with their teach- wasted in anxiety over grades and that we would do better. Higher and you, your parents, your teachers, fectly timed. What could possibly ing, but the last few days of school ers until two weeks later, forcing to nervous fear of returning to school better grades would be essential and the school in general. be better? Also, this week of review dwell on potential mistakes that will at full speed, it would be no break at leaves us a perfect window of study- surely drive them crazy, reemerg- all, but, as Emily Dickinson put it, a ing. When they are after break, ing from the depths of their head to “stillness…/ Between the heaves of teachers do not really expect stu- haunt them as they go to the movies, storm.” Celebrity Look-a-Likes

This guy’s list looks a little bit longer than Sweeney’s, but the school does offer good ones Skip Bayless Mr. Fitzgerald New Year’s Resolutions By Tyler Sweeney ‘12 in his first name. Brian Wolpe: Promises to get one Peter Cimini: Promises to repeat his rebound against St. Mark’s. Mr. Wu: Promises to save more pray- senior year to come back and lead Mr. Deschenes: Promises to make ing mantises. Henry’s Corner. everyone change his password at Quandel Johnson (Tyrain): Promises Greg Barletta: Promises to get his least ten times by the end of 2012. to work his hardest in everything voice back, so everyone can hear Joe Dudley: Promises to filet more he does and put his heart in to his Greggy speak again. veal cutlets in 2012. music. Mr. Beilin: Promises to himself to Kevin Dillon: Promises to spend Cam Cain: Promises to not have maintain his status as smartest more time with the kids. plantar fasciitis again and attend the faculty member in the school. Ben Thai: Promises to have more rest of the home hockey games. Father Paris: Promises to kick chill time. Will Kenney: Promises to himself to everyone out of the library by 7:30 Blanket Boy: Promises to actually retrieve his football jacket from the pronto. give the kids their tickets, not keep Marano residence. Mr. Moore: Promises to stop beating them for himself. HK Kennedy: Promises to keep up on middle school girls’ squash Mr. Tremblay: Promises to get some including the initial of his last name teams. sleep before wonderland. Matt Bell Mr. Curran December 2011 THE WALRUS Page 7 NBA Looking to Shake Things Up By Mike Hoff ‘13 line. Unfortunately for the Celtics, process of changing employers. In their assets were limited, and their an email obtained by Yahoo!, Cavs’ After grasping a hold of best offer ended up consisting of owner Dan Gilbert called the Paul the sporting world last spring in one Rajon Rondo, Jeff Green, and two deal a “travesty,” and asked for Stern of the most exciting and intriguing first round picks. The Lakers could to veto the transaction. Wojnaroski playoff stretches in history, many trump that offer and then some, as quoted a league source regarding thought that the NBA would not be they made available to New Orleans why the deal was nixed, saying “In able to reclaim the spotlight that ‘everyone not named Kobe,’ which the end, David didn’t like that the it surrendered during its several of course included their surplus of players were dictating where they month long lockout. Well, to the top frontline talent. Eventually, on wanted to go…(Stern wasn’t going surprise of many, the Association the 8th, the it was reported around to let Chris Paul dectiate where he was able to do just that, but for rea- 6 P.M. that the Lakers had acquired wanted to go.” Now, normally this sons that would have been utterly Chris Paul in exchange for Lamar type of autonomy is not possible implausible just one week ago. On Odom and Pau Gasol. The deal also in professional sports, but this case the day that Albert Pujols inked a included the Houston Rockets, with was a peculiar one; the Hornets are mammoth $254 million dollar con- whom Gasol was to end up, with the owned by the NBA because they tract, baseball was brushed aside by Rockets sending over Kevin Martin have not found any buyers after basketball due to some of the most and Luis Scola, along with Odom the previous owner could not sup- bizarre sequences of events ever and draft picks to the Hornets. port the team anymore. Because witnessed by this longtime sports Although this was certainly a major of this, the league offices have the fan. trade that could’ve affected the bal- right to veto any trade, just as any Chris Paul and Dwight Howard are among the players that look to be traded this offseason For many days prior to ance of power across the NBA, this other owner would, right or wrong. December 8, New Orleans Hornets type of transaction is not uncom- Former Lakers coach Phil Jackson superstar point guard Chris Paul had mon in the Association. Star Player had expressed concerns about this been the center of countless trade X plays in a small market and wants awkward relationship between rumors, with possible destinations a better chance for a championship, team and league last year, say- Christmas Wish List 2011 ranging from Boston to Golden and is traded to a large-market team ing, “When Chris says he has to be State to both Los Angeles teams. on Family Feud. didn’t have to call Ryan in sick all the for that chance along with increased traded, how’s that going to go?... Paul’s preferred destination was the By Teddy O’Hara ‘13 Andy the trainer wishes Coach time because he needs a full day off star power. This practice has been Someone’s going to have to make New York Knicks, as he and friends Suave would stop walking by the to get his haircut. around as the league itself, dating a very nonjudgmental decision on Mickey Adams ’13 Amar’e Stoudimire and Carmelo weight-room and laughing at him Those unknown ladies who come to back to the trades of Wilt Chamber- that part that’s not going to irritate Terry O’ Connor wishes every day Anthony envisioned a “Big Three” every day. lunch wish that they could get free lain and Kareem-Abdul-Jabar. Al- anyone else in the league.” This is a was Halloween. akin to the one down assembled Doyle Sylvia wants his mom to just breakfast and dinner too. though the rich were getting richer very, very heavy-handed move by Junior Laura wants hockey equip- by the trio of stars in Miami. But get off his case! Mr. Chambers wishes someone once again, this type of thing is not the commissioner, and for a league ment and a “hot babe”. because the Knicks were pillaged Quandel wishes that T.I.B.J. would would record his sick organ solos uncommon, so why all the hyber- that has been accused of corruption Patty Mac wants a time machine so of their all their trade chips in their accept his challenge and settle the after Communion worship. bole? Because about two hours after under Stern dating back the first he can go back in time and reverse deal for Anthony last year the best debate once and for all. Mr. Ryan wishes that his kids would the trade was reported as finalized, NBA lottery (in which the struggling, the train wreck that has been his deal they could conceivably offer Z-Mac wishes Amherst would ac- stop using the Physics Lab as their things began very, very strange. The big-market Knicks earned the right second term. was a package of Iman Shumpert, cept him to their graduate school. own personal lockers. details started to trickle in around to draft Georgetown superstar and Andrew Vandini wishes he knew Landry Fields, Chanucey Billups, Mr. Shea wishes he could get the Kendall Dardy Jones wants some 8, as ESPN.com first reported that Cambridge native Patrick Ewing), how to dress, while Matt Vandini and a 2018 draft pick in exchange start for JV basketball, or at least get new headphones…but he’s not a the trade had “wouldn’t go through this move, coupled with the lock- wishes he could step out of An- for Pauland that wasn’t cutting it some minutes during a blowout. rapper. Friday.” Then Yahoo! Sports’ Adrain out-induced layoff, cannot be good drew’s shadow. by any means. As the days wore on Ms. Callini wants the Jonas Brother Brian Wolpe just wants a song. Wojnaroski reported that “NBA for the NBA by any means. This is Luke Murphy wishes he could do the rumors began to pick up, and Greatest Hits CD. Edmund Murphy wished it was still owners have pushed commissioner sure to draw the ire of the players, less. it became clear that the Hornets Mr. Thomasy wishes the Obamas 2009. David Stern to kill the (Paul) dead.” It as the unprecedented move opens Mr. Simoneau wants Nike Shox and were intent on moving Paul before would return the favor and send Father Paris wishes Christmas had was later reported by various outlets a can of worms regarding possible for the To Kill a Mockingbird movie the start of the season, as to avoid him a Christmas card. eight days too. that many owners, particularly those restriction of player-movement that to be remade in color. this distraction looming over them Alex Moore wishes the moon land- Mr. Thomas wishes for 3-day week- from small markets, were outraged blatantly flies in the face of the basic Mr. Kitler wishes that the Electron for the entire season. It also was ing wasn’t faked and that Apollo 13 ends after Pat’s games. at the possibility of another star rights that the players union has Hotel wasn’t occupied. widely reported that both the Clip- actually existed. Everyone wants Sylvan back. determining his landing spot in a fought for dating back its inception Mr. Dan Burke wants some Just for pers and the Warriors had each hit a Mr. Schell wishes that the ghost Luke Packenham wishes the speed trade, especially one like Los Ange- in the 60’s. Amongst this uncer- Men-Touch of Red snag in their negotiations with the would stop haunting him. limit in a school zone was at least 50 les. This animosity on the part of the tainty, one thing is for sure: David Mr. Craven wishes everyone would Hornets, as Golden State refused Mrs. Lutch wants more tape to hang mph. owners traces back to the lockout, Stern and his owners better refresh stop pretending to palm his head. to relinquish young scorer Stephen up the rest of her posters. The sophomore class wishes that as many of them fought not only for themselves with their lockout-legal Scott Kingsley wishes the soccer Curry, while the Clippers declared Mr. Eaton wishes Santa Claus were they were good at something. an increased portion of the revenue speak, because they could have a team would stop stealing all his guard Eric Gordon untouchable. real. Mickey Adams wants ‘Lion King’ on pie during the prolonged layoff, massive anti-trust lawsuit on their great ideas. This left the Lakers and the Celtics, Mr. Drummond wants ‘Community’ Blu-Ray but also to take back their league, hands. One could only think that Mr. Rossini wishes he had a huge each interlocked in a bidding war, to return full-time to the NBC lineup. Danny Conley wishes that he had a as they were angry that stars like this is not what the NBA wanted boat named “Abigail’s Wedding with a top-five player and possible Mr. Grohmann wants to appear on voice for Christmas carols. Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James hovering over the start of their Ring”. championship ramifications on the Mr. Rogers wishes he knew where to The Voice and be selected onto Cee gaining too much control over the season. find Julian Matra. Lo Green’s Team. All joking aside, we wish everyone Cam Cain wants a five pound Matt McGuire wishes that they at Sebs a safe, happy, and fun-filled chocolate bar, a tricycle, and to be would free Whitey. break. Merry Christmas to one and Mrs. Sanderson wishes that she all. International Club Update By Peter Breslin ‘13 Schwimmer, the head of the Club, game of Limbo, the breaking of the also commented on the excellence Piñata follows. Some of the various Exploring the depths of of the photography in the film. types of entrees that are being ancient Greece during the Golden In other past news, the Inter- prepared include tacos, shepard’s Age and being able to see the national Club also celebrated Dia pie, Challah bread, potato pancakes, birthplace of Western Civilization in de Los Muertos (Day of the Dead) sushi, pierogie and kielbasa. As for a first person perspective may seem by hosting a competition with the the desserts, there will be croissants, like an impossible journey to some; members of the Club with a com- canolies, éclairs, Koulourakia ( a however, the members of the Inter- mon pastime called boliche, or also Greek cookie), Jamacian Rum cake national Club made this journey on known as ball-in-cup. The Club was and flan. As for the rest of the year, the Thursday of November 3rd after split up by grade to determine a the international club will continue school one day. winner, and in the end, the seniors to have students who have traveled The Club traveled to the were victorious. to different parts of the world give Mugar Omni Theatre at the Museum In addition to having many presentations on their trips to the of Science to see the new docu- interesting, international field trips, Club. Within the presentations the mentary called, Greece: Secrets of the International Club is also known members talk about the geography the Past. Greece: Secrets of the Past for its holiday parties where the of the place, and also about the fas- Above is the result of loads of hard work and effort, as created by the Lego Robotics team brings the viewers back to time members gather to learn about cinating differences in the cultures. of 500 BC and 400 BC in Ancient other cultures through food, music, A few past presentations were Peter Greece to see the founding of many and games! The Club’s famous Cimini’s trip to Spain, Alex Pappas’ skills and ideas that laid the basis for Christmas party is taking place on trip to Greece, and Kenny Chen’s trip Lego Robotics Leaves its Legacy the way we live today. Thursday, December 13th from 6 to to China. Jay Daukas (’14) summarized 8 at night in Ward Hall. The plan for In between all the presen- By Peter DeMatteo ‘13 school that got the most points would In addition, there were the night as “really informational, the night goes as follows; the mem- tations, parties, and field trips, the win. There were multiple ways to get a couple of smaller side projects yet interesting how [the movie] bers will uncover some unfamiliar International Club has also been While the High School points, but the easiest way to get the that were required for the contest. showed the process on how arche- dishes that they have made, which fundraising for a foster child in Robotics Team makes itself known most points was by collecting small Each team was required to make a ology works and the advancement have origins from all over the world. Bolivia named Herland Gaños. The through a variety of announce- Lego pieces from a dispenser object, presentation this year, an obstacle for of Greek culture over time.” Next the Club will split off into two Club’s most recent fundraising effort ments and interesting robots, its and bringing them back to the team’s which the Seb’s team did a Power- The event appeared to be groups for the games, which include was selling the chocolate Advent little brother Lego Robotics Team, base. A team could different numbers Point on food and allergies. This very realistic due to the unique an always-intense game of Bocce, Calendars at parent teacher confer- consisting mostly of Freshmen, but of points based on how many pieces was part of some brand new team construction of the Mugar Omni and a mind-boggling game of Inter- ences in November. also Seventh and Eighth graders is a they moved, how close they got them building exercises that the First Lego Theatre, which has a 180-degree national trivia. After the two groups The International Club less known club. The Lego Robotics to the base, and other similar catego- League mandated. On a Saturday screen. Joe Tamburello (’13), a new switch half way through, everyone also welcomes Mr. Shea, who will Club uses the Lego building kit called ries. in the middle of November, several member of the International Club as will gather together for a game of be celebrating his first International Mindstorms for their contests. Unlike The team got working on the members of the team traveled to the of this year, exclaimed, “The 180-de- Limbo while Hispanic music will be Club-style Christmas party next the normal Legos used by young robot earlier than the previous years; Newton North High School for the gree screen was amazing! I felt blaring in the background. After week. children, to build a functioning robot with the contest happening two competition. Although it was smaller like I was actually in Greece.” Mrs. there is one last man standing in the from these kits is time-consuming weeks earlier than last year, they had than last year, there were still around and difficult, as one must program to get working quickly and efficiently, forty teams present. These teams, these robots to perform tasks. a task which many club members from a huge variety of schools, were This year’s team was led by helped on. The robot was rather of all shapes and sizes, with some a large group of Freshmen includ- small, being less than a foot long and of the competitors around the age ing John Ryan, Shawn Lynch, Justin about six inches wide. The largest of seven. However, many of these Lee, Ryan Lee, Jack Adams, and Tyler part was the special Mindstorm brick, teams came with the most complex Wiik. Other participants included the center of all the programming in and elaborate robots, leading one younger students Jimmy Ryan, Owen the robot. Besides the large center to assume that the seven year olds Finnegan, and Jack McCool and a brick, the robot had two large wheels got at least some degree of outside number of Seventh Graders. Since on either side, and a small wheel for help. The Seb’s squad stood out as the club often met during home- maneuvering in the front. Otherwise, the only team without team T-Shirts, rooms, each grade was often sepa- the robot consisted mostly of a lot in a buzzing atmosphere that now rated from the others. However, fre- of wires and various attachments lacked vuvuzelas from last year. At quent meetings after school allowed meant to complete missions, such as the competition, the Seb’s team had all students to share their ideas. The a bucket to carry the little Legos. The its best finish in years, twenty-fourth. faculty coach, Mr. Wilbur, provided most difficult part, however, was not Although this was still in the bottom inspiration and organization for the the building so much as the program- half, it was a great improvement in a team, although it was a club where ming of the robot. Since the contest complicated activity against teams the students did most of the work. was a completely hands-off game, that had been practicing and prepar- The purpose of the club was to build the robot had to be meticulously ing far longer than the Seb’s team. a robot for a contest that would be programmed to complete all the Many of the Freshmen from this year held at Newton North High School. missions. After many long hours, the will be ineligible for next year, yet The actual contest consisted of a robot was sufficiently built and pro- hopefully, the Lego Robotic Team will large playing field area, where the ro- grammed, with Freshmen John Ryan continue to improve and take home bots would have to complete certain and Shawn Lynch in charge of much some hardware. Warped shot of the IMAX Omni Theatre, like the one attended by the International Club missions to win points; obviously, the of the process. ARROWS SPORTS Vol LXV, No. 3 St. Sebastian’s School December 2011 Basketball Looks to Rebuild By Matt Fechtelkotter ‘12 league. game ended in a 29-50 loss. The remaining returners in- The following Saturday, the Any program cannot win clude Tommy Kenney, Tyler Sweeney, Arrows traveled down to Connecticut every game. Even the best pro- Matt Fechtelkotter, and Brian Wolpe. to take on Kingswood oxford. Last grams, UCLA, Duke, UNC, have all All four of these players will also see year this was a tough game for Seb’s. had tougher years. Last year would significant minutes this season and This year though it was definitely a certainly be considered one of these will hopefully contribute a lot to the winnable game. The game started tough years. The team had a lot of scoring. off well, with both teams trading talent but only had 4 returning play- There is also a lot of new baskets. Kingswood had a few good ers, meaning that there would be six talent on the team this year. There shooters and the Seb’s offense went new member of the team. are two new seniors, Ryan Sanderson stagnant for a little while towards This year’s team has a lot and RD Cotter, who will play a large the end of the first half. This gave of potential to do well in the league. role on the team. There is also a lot of Kingswood the lead going into half. Unlike last year, the team will be re- talent in the new underclassmen on The second half both teams came turning seven players. Many of whom the team. out ready to play. The game was either started or contributed to the All of this talent has led to relatively even. The Arrows, however, team. a good start to the season so far. The were able to cut the lead to four One of the returners this first competition that the Arrows saw towards the end of the game. Missed year is the captain Kendall Dardy- was a scrimmage on the day before free throws and trouble on offense Jones. He had a strong year last year thanksgiving. Belmont hill came to lead to a 32-51 loss for the Arrows both on offense but especially on Sebs for the first of two times this in the end. It was a well fought loss, year. The scrimmage started off well. defense. He was a serious threat though. Gordon Donnolly is about to add another save to his impressive stat sheet this season. on defense who would often times The team played good defense and The Arrows most recent shut down the drive of the opposing the offense was working. However, game was their first league game team. He has also improved is shot as the scrimmage went on, both against a St. Georges. Despite a both at the free throw line and from the offense and the defense began loss of a starter to an injury the day just inside the three point arc. to slack, giving Belmont Hill a small before, the Arrows came out strong. Hockey Dominates Early Another returner who will lead. During the second 16 minutes, They offense was working well. And be a key from behind the three point it was more of the same, the offense everyone was making shots. Mickey arc is Michael Adams. He is also com- and defense just wasn’t clicking. In Adams, Jordan Brydie, and Tommy ing of a strong sophomore year last the third 16 minute session the team Kenney all had multiple threes year, during which he showed that he played well and took the lead. What behind the arc. The team also played Season Foes; ISL Looms could score. On multiple occasions we were able to take away from this great defense. They talked and shut to give the Arrows a well-earned team is gone, and it is unseen how he scored 15 plus points and even was the fact that our offense needed down St. Georges’ two best guards. By Peter Cimini ‘12 4-3 victory. The Arrows then hosted the Senior leaders will motivate the on one occasion he scored 20 plus work. However this was understand- With them shut down they had Senior Editor New Hampton in the home opener. team. Last year, the team was bril- points. Hopefully he will continue to able as the team had only recently trouble matching the Arrows scoring. Henry’s Corner was out in full force liantly resilient coming back from shoot well from behind the arc as he been made. The team was also bolstered by a It’s that time of year again, for the first game. Captains O’Regan large deficits to tie Belmont Hill and will be called upon to do a lot of the The next major action that great showing from Henry’s corner. Hockey Season is here. Although (concussion) and Burke (suspension) beat Nobles. This year, however, the scoring. the Arrows saw was a non-league When all was said and done the Ar- the usual cold weather and snow missed the game, but this did not Arrows have led for basically the Another returner who will against Middlesex. This was a great rows took first place in the ISL with a has not yet arrived, the time has hold the Arrows back. Cam Askew entire game, and the question still also be called upon to score a lot is thing as it allowed Kendall and 1-0 league record and a 51-34 win. come for hot chocolate, cold pizza, scored his 5th goal of the season early remains. sophomore Jordan Brydie. He too Coach Morelli to serve their sus- There are very few league and afternoons spent watching in the 1st period, and Conor Reensti- Looking forward, the rest had a strong freshman season dur- pensions from the last game of the games until January, but there will and cheering on the Varsity Hockey erna and Hannifin both added Power of December and the entire month ing which he saw significant min- season last year. The Arrows came be a few big tournament games that team. This year’s squad, led by Play goals to widen the Arrows lead. of January are critical for the Arrows. utes. Hopefully he will continue to out strong with Mickey winning the I urge people to go to. If we can get Captains Brendan Burke ’12, Danny New Hampton cut the lead to 1 early The Christmas Tournament, the improve and could possibly become tap. The offense was working early a large group from Henry’s corner at O’Regan ’12, and Steve Brown ’12, in the 2nd period, but 2 goals in 55 Mutch Cup against Catholic Memo- one of the better players in the but it eventually slowed down and the game, it will definitely be a lot of look to carry over the success held Middlesex began to pull away. The fun. by last year’s team. After finishing seconds by Loughborough sealed rial, and the Prep Showcase will high in the ISL and qualifying for the victory for the Arrows. round out a busy December. Then, the Playoffs, the 2010-2011 team While the season has start- the showdown against Belmont Hill was knocked out in the 1st round of ed strong, the Arrows must improve at Fenway Park the first week of Jan- the tournament in a heartbreaking to be successful in the long season. uary jumpstarts a huge ISL month 2OT loss to archrival Belmont Hill. There are a few key adjustments with league games against St. The team returns most of its key the team must make to continue Paul’s, Governor’s Academy, Nobles, players, but notable losses include their winning ways. First, they need Thayer, mixed in with a few out of graduates Desmond Bergin ’11, Ge- to stay out of the box. Throughout conference matchups. Henry’s Cor- rard McEleney ’11, Donny McGuirl most of last season and the start of ner must be out in full force at all of ’11, and Joe Prescott ’12 to Juniors. this season, Sebs has taken too many these games, especially at Fenway. Nonetheless, the team has high penalties. Conor Reenstierna ’12 The energy and morale boost the expectations for this year. (who is my good friend and will not Corner can provide is indescribable After a long grueling week mind me saying this) seems to spend and we need to contribute as much of tryouts, the team was set at 22 more time in the box than on the ice. as we can. players, including 9 newcomers. While the Penalty Kill team has done In the end, the Arrows Juniors Connor McGuirk ’13 and a great job of killing off the penalties, success will depend wholly on how Alex Calabro ’13, Sophmores Matt good teams will take advantage of they perform. It is clear that they Ouellette ’14, Teddy Griffin ’14, Power Plays and goals will be scored. have as much skill and can skate Teddy Loughborough ’14, Austin Another important key is going to with any team in the league, it all Lewis ’14, and Nick Flanagan ’14, be how the team responds to hard- depends on execution. Freshman Matt Doherty ’15, and ships. The leadership from last year’s 8th grader Cam Askew’16 all look to make important contributions to the team. Kendall Dardy-Jones goes up for an acrobatic layup in order to propel the team to victory The season started off Varsity with a bang as the Arrows hand- ily defeated the Rivers Red Wings 7-0. Defenseman Noah Hanifin ‘15 Results (2g) and Danny O’Regan (2g) led Wrestling Continues to Improve the way for the Arrows and Senior Grumpy Gord Donnelly ’12 was per- Varsity Hockey fect in net recording a shutout. The By John Ryan ‘15 you are wrestling, you warm up by Everyone on the team urg- winning ways continued the follow- moving and doing jumping jacks; es everyone who wants to wrestle ing Saturday and Milton. The Arrows then you step out onto the mat after for a variety of reasons, from get- If you have ever walked faced a tough opponent in Keller Di- Vs. Rivers 7-1 W signing in at the table. Grabbing ting into shape to getting through by the small gym, which is now the vision rival Milton Academy, a team the colored anklet at your feet and adversity. Andrew Sullivan argues, wrestling room, you will see many that the NEPSAC tournament last strapping it around your anklet, you “Everyone is together. It is the most Vs. Milton 10-3 W kids, just like you, completing super year. The game started great for the shake hands with your opponent and fun I have had with a sport here. It sets or running stairs. You probably Arrows when Junior John Doherty wrestle. “The longest six minutes of is a great sport because it is only think, “Why would anyone want found the back of the net to put the Vs. BB&N 4-3 OT W your life”, there are three two minute you and the other kid out there, to do that?” For anyone who has Arrows up 1-0. Milton answered less periods. For taking someone down, which shows exactly how tough than 5 minutes later, however, and asked that question, or those who you receive two points, for an escape you are. Brian urges everyone who tied the score at 1. Later in the first haven’t, consider wrestling. Even if Vs. New Hampton 5-2 W from the bottom one point, for a is wavering about the idea to come period, Burkie scored a SportCen- it is just for football, wrestle and you reversal bottom to top two points, out because “wrestling is a basis for ter-esque, bar-down snipe to once will get in great shape. If you ask and for almost pinning someone one other sports. It builds your balance, again give the Arrows the lead. Two a wrestler how they do it, they will Varsity Basketball to three points. If you pin someone strength, endurance, stamina, and power-play goals by Junior Tommy mostly likely answer, “I have no idea.” by forcing both their shoulder blades your mental toughness. Even if you Kelley and the first career goal by They don’t. They just do it, and you onto the mat at the same time, the just want to get in shape, wrestling Cam Askew gave Sebs a large 5-1 should too. Vs. Middlesex 50-29 L match is over and you give your team makes you compete.” lead at the end of one period. The The Wrestling program nd six points. After the period ends, one If any of you are thinking 2 Period was a struggle as the Ar- started only five years ago. With wrestler has choice, meaning he can about wrestling, come out and try rows took a few too many penalties, Vs. Kingswood 41-32 L only one member from the original giving Milton countless opportuni- pick bottom, top, neutral, or defer it or talk to anyone you know who team left, Brian O’Malley, the team ties to score. Donnelly once again to the other team. You continue to is involved: Mr. Ryan, Mr. McCarthy, has grown over the years, making made save after save to preserve wrestle and the same happens at Alex Morin, Anthony D’Amato, Brian this team of 29 wrestlers the largest the lead. Hannifin and O’Regan Vs. St. George’s 51-34 W the end of the second period. Once O’Malley, or anyone else. Knowing one we have had. However, we can added shorthanded goals during the match is over and no one pinned from experience, I can firmly tell you always use more if you are inter- this stretch, and Cam Askew tallied the other, the winner is decided on that there is no better feeling in the ested. his first career hat-trick by adding 2 Wrestling points who then gives his team three world than having your arm raised rd In wrestling, the “division” 3 period goals. The final score was points. after you just wrestled your heart in which you wrestle is called a 10-3 Sebs, a convincing display of This year, we have one of out. So, come out and see what it Vs. St. Paul’s 78-3 L weight class. There are fourteen of power. the biggest teams Coach Ryan and feels like and you will agree. If you them, and, starting this year, they The third game of the McCarthy have had here at Seb’s. don’t think taking part in the sport is were changed to the weights of season was against a pesky BB&N With 29 guys, Junior Captain Brian your calling, then come support the 106, 113, 120, 126, 132, 138, 145, team, one that upset Sebs last year. O’Malley is “excited because for the team at their several home matches The Wednesday afternoon road 152, 160, 170, 182, 195, 220, and first time, we have every weight class (you can find the dates online). As game was a scrappy game between Vs. Middlesex 42-36 W 285.No matter, what you weigh, filled.” Fellow junior Andrew Sul- expressed by the two juniors, this both sides. Trailing 3-2 late in the 3rd you will contribute on the team, so livan is looking forward to this year team is one of the better here with period, Danny O’Regan netted his your match will always count for the because of “all the tough kids we lots of young and new guys who 2nd goal of the game to tie the score team. have, especially the ninth graders. are really tough athletes. Come out and force OT. Early into Overtime, In a match, it begins by the @ Thayer, Milton 2L Everyone is a tough athlete and there and see us, either before or after the David Loughborough tapped in a coaches drawing Popsicle sticks to nd is great chemistry between the team.” break; you won’t be disappointed. rebound for his 2 goal of the game see what weight class will start. If