Tuesday, April23, 1996 • Vol. XXVII No. 129 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Alumni continue active role • SMC HAll ELECTIONS Holy Cross residents Group sponsors Alumni Association picnic to meet Sponsored Activities return for third run-off Class of 1996 By LAURA SMITH Holy Cross between upper­ • Senior/Alumni Picnic Assistant Saint Mary's Editor class residents and freshmen," By KELLY FITZPATRICK said MeDonald. "We also want News Writer • Latin Expressions The future residents of Holy to have a computer contact in • Summer Service Projects Cross Hall will return today to the hall to ~~•i!iiiii•iiiii"il H you enjoyed yourself at • Habitat for Humanity the polls for the third time to help if stu­ Latin Expressions or have ever vote for their Hall Council dents have partidpated in a Summer Ser­ Representatives. computer IN THE DINING vice Projeet, then you already Three tickets are competing problems. know a little about the involve­ Alumni also advise: HAll FOR THE ment of the Alumni A<;sociation for the positions of Holy Cross Finally, we HOLY (ROSS Hall Council. want to in activities around campus. HALL RUN·OFF. Continuing its involvement, • Shenanigans Running under the slogan, increase "There Is No Udder Choice for fund raising 7:15·10 A.M. thn Alumni Association is spon­ • NAACP llA.M.-1:30 P.M. Holy Cross," the Erin Battison for charity." soring an alumni picnic this 4:30·7 P.M. Friday, April 26, from 5-7 p.m. • The Pom Pon Squad ticket includes, Bridget Sulli­ The Anna Along with thn Antostal • Other continuing education~..· van, Melissa Lind, and Megan Antes, Gina ll======dl Committ!le and Student ;\clivi­ McLaughlin. They hope to in­ Drew, Kristi Dawson, and tins. thn Alumni Association has and community service fQ& crease community service Hachael Krouse ticket is run­ sclwdulfld the picnie to takn l{J>" activities, improve inter-hall ning under the slogan, plaee at Stepan Fields behind < .••• relations and dorm unity, and "Experience Is Key." Antes StPpan Cnnlllr. If the picnic l! .:~-;' implement hall improvements. said that they hope to make must bn moved due to rain, then '.!;/"" "We are really excited that one of the Holy Cross parlors : ~ . r:luhs lor:atfld west of the three tickets are running," said into a quillt, smoke-free study Mississippi Hivllr will meet in ) Battison. "They all have great area and continue the Hall South Dining Hall, while clubs platforms. Regardless of the Spirit Week begun this year. nast of the Mississippi Hiver will J outcome, I think next year will They also plan to recognize nwet in North Dining llall. be a great year for I loly Cross lloly Cross athlntes. Student Alumni Helations I Iall Council." "We're really excited about (;roup is also involved. and acts "The Past Is History, The the elections," said Antes. "All as tlw I i aiso n be twefl n tlw Alumni Assoriation and the stu­ Future Is A Mystery - Vote for of us have been really involved dents. "IS;\({(;1 is our arm to the Us In the Present, It Will Be in Holy Cross, and we look for­ arnas that they will be heading their areas. Seniors will be able Our Gift," is the slogan of the ward to continuing our in­ studnnt body." said Francis to after graduation. to find out information about Shavers of the Assoriation. Allison Holloway, Mia volvement." There will be seminars, meet­ activities of the club like com­ Hinehold, Jamie McDonald, "I hope to see a great voter Although everyorw is invited, ings, and opportunities for the munity service projects and tlw purposn of tlw IWnnt is pri­ and Kelly Meyers ticket. turnout," said Hesidence Hall alumni who want to meet the other activities that members of "We hope to institute a Big marily to allow graduating sn­ seniors who will be coming to niors to meet alumni from the see PICNIC/ page 4 Sister/Little Sister program in see ELECTION/ page 4 Panel discusses Africa's plight Students advance Speakers stress in design contest By WENDY GRZYWACZ importance of News Writer cultural identity Utilizing a communal approach to design, By DAVID FRF.DDOSO rather than an individualistic approach, two N,•w; Writl'r groups of Notre Dame architecture students have advanced to the international levnl of the For yPars, Afriea has bnen American Society of Heating. Befrigerating, and plaguPd by war, corruption, opprns­ Air-Conditioning Engineers (1\SIIHAE) student sion. powrty, and starvation. The design project competition after winning at the solution to tlwse ongoing problnms regional level. was sought last night in a pam~l dis­ Six groups from Notre Dame of six students cussion that toudwd upon Africa's each entered the competition, sponsored by ~~conomir, sorial. and cultural prob­ ASIIRAE, as part of their fourth-year heating, IPms in today's post-eolonial world, ventilation, and air-conditioning (IIV AC) course, and in particular focused upon taught by Professor Mohamed Gad-EI-Ilak. The construl'ting a 1ww cultural idnntity students had the option of submitting projects for tlw rngion. for a campus library in Chieago in the categories Nalova l.yonga. a visiting pro­ of either mechanical or architectural design. fi~ssor llw in English departnwnt of One group lead by Andrna Pesehel earned the Saint Mary's College, voiced her first place $500 prize in the architectural design eoncflrll ovllr thn tendnncy of well­ The Observer/Mike Ruma educated Afrieans to look outward A panel of professors tackled problematic issues in modern-day Africa,highlight­ sec AWARD/ page 4 in snareh of a modnrn Afriean eul­ . ing the aftermath of war and famine, in search of a viable solution. tuntl identity. Afrieans, she said, Damn anthropology department pro­ eess. should not try to b1~ Freneh or eneded to explain the nature of the Psychology professor De Bryant of Duerson to speak t·:nglish, hut should instnad look to eeonornie dillkulties in Africa. Bel­ Indiana University - South Bend out­ their own heritage. lis said that the small family farmer lined the major problems concern­ l'llter Walshe of Notre Dame's gov­ will necessarily represent a large ing the development of a modern at COBA ceremony ernnwnt department highlighted the portion of the African economy in cultural identity in Africa. Deciding dil'l'ieultins ereatnd by the end of the future. Some businessmen have exactly which traditions and norms Special to The Observer colonialism. "Afriea is beginning to attempted to establish large cor­ should be included in this modern massBss what has happened to it," porate farms in Africa, but Bellis, identity and which periods of Dave Duerson, a Notre Dame alumnus who tw said. who has a great deal of experience African history should be consulted later starred for the Chieago Bears. will give the Walslw said that the advantages of in measuring the fertility of farm­ is no easy task, she related. But keynote address at the first annual College of eolonialism have been lost, whnreas land, believes that the ecology of Bryant pointed out that a fresh and Business Administration recognition ceremony most of thn disadvantages have Africa will not allow such farms to yet traditional cultural identity in Monday, April 29. rmnained and are further perpetrat­ succ11ed as they have in the United Africa will. do a great deal to help The ceremony, which will honor undergraduate IHI by the post-colonial elite. "The States. · solve many of the problems which business students in the areas of leadership and days in which one could hope to go In the same way, Bellis said, many face the continent's population academics, will begin at 5 p.m. in the Jordan through a standard colonial ed­ factories which have been built in today. Auditorium, located in the COB;\ building. A ucation systmn and expect salaried Africa by Westerners have already The discussion, entitled "Western reception will follow in the COB/\ atrium; both Brnploymnnt are over," he added. failed or are soon bound to fail, due Education and African Realities," events are open to the public. Meanwhile, Walshe said the colonial to the fact that both the African centered around the movie "Gito Duerson, a 1983 graduate, played for the Bears eeonomy which remains "is not environment and the mind-set of the I'Ingrat," which was shown prior to and the New York Giants during a decade-long doing very well." people are often hostile to their sue- the discussion. Professor James Bellis of the Notre see CO BA/ page 4 page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Tuesday, April23, 1996 • INSIDE COlUMN • Wom.. o AT A GLANCE Defending Tornados ravage Arkansas for second consecutive week FORT SMITH, Ark. MISSOURI The tornadoes were part of a series of Firefighters went from house to . storms that moved into Arkansas from demolished house Monday, searching ~ Oklahoma. the Garden for more victims of tornadoes that killed o In Oklahoma, severe storms and flash four people, including three children, floods Sunday and Monday were blamed and smashed hundreds of homes. for five traffic deaths. Two tornadoes State "I just started praying," said Leisa touched down in McAlester on Sunday, Didway, who rode out the storm Sunday 0 injuring nine people and damaging I don't usually do this. I~~~~~~ night in her closet with a friend and the 1· Little Rock about 350 buildings. don't usually use my friend's 1-year-old son. "I held her and ARKANSAS MISS. In Arkansas, radio and TV reports opportunity here in the the baby. I was just praying to God .. " warned that storms were coming, but a Inside Column to express because I didn't know what else to do." en '1 \ . tornado knocked down telephone lines any kind of deep-felt, politi­ The twisters ripped through Fort @_J· , somlles that would have carried word to emer- cal-like beliefs. But I'm not Smith's historic district and the suburb ~ LOUISIANA ~ I gency workers to start the sirens, Fort going to go on ridiculously of Van Buren, sweeping some houses off '·-··- · ·· ---·--- .....~· -----,-,~·1 Smith police Cpl. Tim Randolph said. about how Rush Limbaugh their foundations, before roaring on to .______A_P_, In Fort Smith, a 2-year-old girl and a can save this country. (He '------' St. Paul, a rural community 50 miles away. At least 50 5-year-old boy were crushed to death. can't. And I don't think Dan Cichalski people were injured and more than 330 left homeless. "The house had fallen on him," said Michelle Hooper, a it's a coincidence that Accent Copy Editor State troopers patrolled Fort Smith to guard against neighbor of Kyle Richard Johnson's. "He was dead Rush comes on the scene looters after five people who police said were about to instantly." and we begin hearing all start looting were arrested and charged with prowling. Six blocks away, rows of 30-foot trees 2 feet in di­ this talk about global warming.) The National Guard ordered 45 members to report for ameter lay across High Street, where Angelica Marie Instead I want to talk about a matter more duty. Flemming died. personal to me, but one that applies to many The Red Cross said 636 houses, 30 apartment units and In St. Paul, where police found the bodies of a man and others out there who might be reading this 217 businesses were damaged. Of those, 35 houses, five his 10-year-old son in the ruins of their house Monday. column: my home state of New Jersey. apartments and 7 8 businesses were beyond repair. "It just disintegrated as I understand it," Deputy Bill For some reason, the Garden State gets Damage was put in the millions of dollars. Mason said. abused frequently, especially here. One per­ son I know didn't believe me when I told him Beloved columnist Bombeck dies FEC investigates Dole campaign we actually had state parks. Most of my Core class-particularly the professor-doesn't SAN FRANCISCO KANSAS CITY, Mo. understand that we have reasons to be proud Erma Bombeck, the housewife Sen. Bob Dole wants an investigation into allegations of our state. For example, we have the clean­ humorist whose wry take on suburban that his presidential campaign received thousands of dol­ est tap water in the country. I'm still not sure life - from cleaning toilets to getting lars in illegal contributionE. last year from workers at a what it is, exactly, that comes out of the the kids to take out the trash - earned sporting goods company headed by a campaign finance faucets here. I think it's iron. her a wall of fame of yellowing columns official. In a letter to the Federal Election Commission Let me assure you that New Jersey is NOT on refrigerators across America, died today, Dole campaign general coul.lsel Douglas Wurth one big landfill; it is NOT the "armpit of Monday after a kidney transplant. She said the campaign "is concerned by those allegations and America"; we do NOT all have accents and was 69. "Erma Hornbeck taught those requests the Federal Election Commission to conduct an say "tawk"; and my sister is NOT a gum­ of us who write columns that the funni­ inquiry into their merits.'' The Kansas City Star reported smacking mall chick who uses a can of hair­ est things are the things that our readers know the best today that a fourth campaign contributor said she had spray daily to get that 10-inch 'do to hold. It's - houses, cars, kitchens and of course kids," fellow been reimbursed by the company for her donation to called the "Garden State" for a reason and humor columnist Dave Barry said. Hornbeck died at a Dole. "As far as I know it's an allegation that's been that reason is NOT (entirely), as George Carlin hospital in San Francisco, where she underwent a trans­ made and ought to be checked. If somebody did that, has said, "If you're growing smokestacks." plant earlier this month. Bombeck began her column in they're in deep trouble," the Senate majority leader from The problem (if you could call it that) New 1965. It appeared twice a week in about 600 newspa­ Kansas said Sunday on CBS' "Face the Nation." The Jersey has is that it hides all the good parts pers, amusing readers with her gentle, self-deprecating questionable campaign contributions were reported ini­ from the transients passing through on 1-95. humor. She used her light touch on more weighty issues, tially in Sunday editions of the Star, which quoted three Anyone going from Philadelphia to New York including that inevitable time when children leave home. people employed by Aqua-Leisure Industries, a only sees the New Jersey Turnpike, Camden, "Wouldn't it be wonderful if parents could look at their Massachusetts-based distributor of swimming goggles and Newark. Those areas are bad but they're teen-agers and say, 'I want you to stay, but you can't.' and inflatable pool toys. The company is run by Simon not any worse than Gary or South Chicago. Wouldn't it be wonderful if teen-agers could look at their Fireman, a national vice chairman of finance for Dole's Believe it or not, when you head south you parents and say, 'I don't want to leave, but I must.' It's so campaign. Last year Fireman, his workers and their fam­ find farms-Yes! Farms! With blueberries much better to close the door gently on childhood than to ilies sent the campaign 40 individual checks totaling and horses and guys in overalls. And if you slam it," she wrote in 1990. $40,000. make it up north, along the Delaware River, you'll find yourself in the Appalachian Trial of Klaas murderer begins Hootie is back, with a vengeance Mountains. Really! Mountains with rivers and waterfalls and trees with leaves that SAN JOSE, Calif. NEW YORK change color in the fall just like the ones in Prosecutors began attacking the defense of the man Bassist Dean Felber of the phenomenally successful band New England. accused of killing Polly Klaas, putting on more witnesses Hootie and the Blowfish walked into a New York hotel And then there's the Shore, where I live. who testified that they saw him in her neighborhood weeks room carrying a bottle of juice and a copy of The New York 120 miles of sand and waves from Sandy before the kidnapping. Richard Allen Davis, who said he Times. As he poured his drink over ice, a radio tuned to a Hook to Cape May that are generally clean. I took Polly at random in a drug and alcohol-induced haze, local rock station began to play the band's latest hit, say "generally" because some of you might be had told police he had never been in the girl's hometown "Time.'' Felber nearly knocked over his glass in his haste thinking, "But what about all those hypo­ before the kidnapping. Defense attorney Barry Collins to switch it ofT. It's a telling gesture about how ready the dermic needles that washed up some years acknowledged to jurors in opening statements last week band is to move past its multiplatinum debut, "Cracked ago?" Well, my friend, I have two words to that Davis killed 12-year-old Polly, but he said there is no Rear View," and that's why their second album, explain where they came from: New York. evidence Davis sexually molested her. Davis still faces "Fairweather Johnson," is coming out so closely on the The June 1996 issue of SPY magazine has either the death penalty or life without parole if convicted heels of the first. During a break in their exhaustive two­ an article in whieh the editors got together of murder and kidnapping, even without the charge of year tour supporting "Cracked Rear View," they rested on and ranked all 50 states in order of annoy­ attempted lewd act with a minor. Despite the admission, Bermuda and wrote 30 songs, 14 of which made it on the ance. Listed after each state are several rea­ in California a trial must be held if the death penalty is a new album. Hootie's debut is still firmly ensconced in the sons that make it annoying, such as "What possibility. Prosecutors appear to be trying to show that top 20 of Billboard's album charts, and "Time" is still all passes as culture" and "Reasons not to live Davis, 41, deliberately stalked Polly. This would under­ over radio and MTV. With "Fairweather" just released, there." Guess which state was #50; i.e., the mine his story to police that he doesn't remember much the band, which won the best new artist Grammy this least annoying? I won't insult your intelli­ until he found himself driving in the car with the girl. year, could find itself in competition with itself. gence. (For the record, Big Texas is #1.) Unfortunately, I've run out of space to con­ tinue with my defense. But I will leave you all with this promise: Come to New Jersey this Thesday, April 23 summer and see what it's really like. My AccuWeather'" forecast for daytime conditions and high temperatures The AccuWeather®forecast for noon, Tuesday, April 23. name's at the top of this column and my home Lines separate high temperature zones for the day. address and phone number are in the directo­ ry. Call me up and stop by. My mom said it's okay. The views expressed in the Inside Column are those of the author and not necessarily those of The Observer. ' ' ''' • TODAY'S STAFF OHIO llndianapoli~ 54 o I IlL • News Deborah Schultz Production FRONTS: Russ Williams Heather Cocks ...... _ Spons Tara Grieshop ~ -.Ar COLD WARM STATIONARY C 1996 AccuWealher, Jnc. Stephanie Buek Pressure Kathleen Lopez H L Ea ESI [D) 0 . [Zj § ~ ~ u Lab Tech HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PTCLOUDY CLOUDY Graphics KY r£:?') Vsa Associated Press Christopher Mullins Katie Kroener ~ ' ' '' ' Atlanta 70 46 Dallas 84 52 New Orleans 77 54 Baltimore 65 40 Denver 79 45 New York 61 43 Boston 60 48 Los Angeles 83 59 Philadelphia 63 45 • The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday 4,~,~86}-Q~~u except during exam and vacarion periods. The Observer is a member of Showers T-storms Rain Flurries Snow Ice Sunny Pt. Cloudy Cloudy Calgary 32 10 Miami 85 73 Phoenix 99 65 the Associated Press. All reproduction rights are reserved. Via ASSOCiated Press GraphicsNet Chicago 62 38 Milwaukee 67 39 Wesl Windsor 56 41 Tuesday, April 23, 1996 The Observer • NEWS page 3 • GREECE Veto frustrates pro-life GOP Attack on Turkish boat By MARCY GORDON Judiciary Committee's Consti­ vs. Wade. Associared Press tution subcommittee, said Clin­ "Their master plan ... culmi­ ton "claims that the Constitu­ nates in the November election, exacerbates tensions WASHINGTON tion requires Congress to allow when anti-choice Hepublicans

0 Republicans kept up their at­ partial-birth abortion." lie and Assodarrd Press '' ' '. ·· TURKEY will use this issue to elect tack Monday on President Clin­ others at the hearing strongly enough members of the I louse ton's veto of an anti-abortion disagreed with that idea. and Senate" to overturn the bill, declaring at a House hear­ Witnesses at the hearing in­ high court ruling, Schroeder A"'""'"""'' guac~~~~~~~ o~~~ =-- ing that he was "hiding behind cluded 19-year-old Gianna said. boat opened lire on a Turkish GREECE ~ TURKEY fishing boat early Monday, try- ---· ~ -~'< Roe vs. Wade." Democrats boy­ Jessen, who said she has cere­ Earlier this month, Clinton ing to stop it after the Turkish ···=- -~,;__ ..-.,tP ··-;.J? cotted the hearing, accusing the bral palsy as a result of a vetoed the Hepublican bill that boat smuggled illegal migrants Athens«??~ ,. '::•Smyrna GOP of election-year politics. "botched" abortion when her would ban the rarely-used pro­ Republicans continued to fo­ onto a (;reek islet, officials said. , ~-·v~c•'0·~ a '"-~ 13;1 teen-age mother was seven and cedure - termed "partial birth cus on Clinton's veto of a bill one-half months pregnant. abortion" by its opponents - . that would have banned certain Rep. Henry Hyde, H-Ill., except in cases where it is es­ d;!~~~~~;J th~:~t~~~~e~r~e~~:~~=i ~~: ~ .~t?I:~;~?~~~f:~~M"'-1 .. late-term abortions. But the chairman of the full Judiciary had 1mtnred Turkish waters, Rhodes-t. ·~· sential to save the mother's life. fired on a Turkish boat and Sea Crete - Democrats said the real target Committee, said of her testi­ The House passed the bill in wounded a Turkish citizen, the .· · · ·&, · was the Supreme Court's abor­ mony, "I have seen somebody late March by a vote of 286- 100 Anatolia nnws ageney reported. _ miles ~Bdite"snssn · tion-legalizing decision itself. come back from the jaws of 129, more than enough to over­ Turkish Fornign Minister 100I<.m Sea "They really are aiming at Hell." ride a veto. Senate approval of Roe vs. Wade," Rep. Barney The five Democratic members Emre c;onensay called tlw inci- Greek coast guard opened fire on a Turkish the measure last year was by a Frank of Massachusetts said in dent "u nj us ti li ah Ie." II e Ia tH r _1i_sh_in_:::.g_bo_a_t i_n_Tu_r_kis_h_w_a_te--::rs-=M:-:o:-:nd_a-:--y.::--:--::-­ were absent yesterday. One of narrower 54-44 vote that 1 a telephone interview. "This is admitted tlw fishing boat had AP/Wm. J. Castello them, Rep. Patricia Sehroeder would sustain a veto. en ter e d G r e e k tn r r i tory b u t L...,G'r_e_e_c-e''-s -.-;M'e_r_c-.--a-n--:t---.M'a~ri'n~e a way to send a signal to people of Colorado, issued a statement Clinton's veto also has said the firing ineident took Minister Cusmas Sfiriou told who believe abortion should be accusing pro-life Republicans of brought criticism from Homan plar.e in Turkish waters. reporters. illegal in all cases," said Frank, using the hearing as part of Catholic leaders in this country "This ineident shows that He said that the coast guard senior Democrat on the panel. their strategy "to undermine and from the Vatican, which tensions in the Aegean are still vessel, an inflatable speedboat, At the hearing, Rep. Charles the public's consistent and called his action an "incredibly high," Gonensay said before had ordered the Turkish boat Canady, R-Fia., ehairman of the overwhelming support for Roe brutal act of aggresion." leaving for a trip to Germany. to stop but that its captain had • SAUDI ARABIA "Wn have to remain r.alm, and raced toward Turkish waters. WI! need to start talks on all Strongili is just off the Greek dispul!ld issues without setting island of Kastellorizon, which, any pmeonditions." at the closest point, is about Charges laid in terrorist bombing Tnnsion between the two 500 yards from the Turkish By ABDULLAH AL-SHIHRI ing hit a three-story building NATO aiJies has been higher coastline. The Turkish town of The interior minister, Prince Associared Press used for a U.S. military pro- sinr.n late .January, when U.S. Kas is about 1 1/2 miles away. Nayef, did not say when the nwdiation prevented a clash "The incident occurred in gram for Saudi Arabia's Na­ men were arrested or whether RIYADH tiona! Guard. It dealt a blow to they have been charged but ovm a barren islet in the east- Turkish waters," Antalya Four Saudi Arabian men have the country's reputation as one ern Aegean Sea. Turkey and provincial Governor llusnu strongly hinted they may face been arrested in connection of the safest places in the Mid­ the death penalty. Grenee have long been at odds Tuglu told The Associated with a bombing at a military die East. over territorial waters, air- Press. Kas is part of Antalya "The questioning of those re­ spaee and mineral rights in the province. post in the Saudi capital that "We deeply appreciate the sponsible for the bombing has killed five Americans and two Saudi government's commit­ been completed, their confes­ Aegean and over the divided Fisherman Alihan Cengiz said Indians, the interior minister ment in finding and apprehend­ island of Cyprus. he had benn hit in the knee by sions documented and the said Monday. ing the killers," Haymond Sharia (Islamic law) of Allah "The boat violated Grenk tnr- a bullet. lie denied involvement In televised confessions, the Mabus, the U.S. ambassador in ritorial waters. It approached in smuggling and said he had will be applied to them," he four said they had planned a Saudi Arabia, said in a state­ the islet of Strongili and been fishing alone near said. wave of kidnappings and as- ment. Saudi Arabia, where murder dropped off eight Iranian na- Strongili. The Greek patrol ap­ sassinations but abandoned "In good times and bad, we tionals - three men, two proaehed him as he left, he and conspiracy to murder are women and throe children," said. those plans because they feared have worked together, a\}d the punished by death, does not fol­ being caught. terrorists will never win," low legal systems such as those The November 13 car bomb- Mabus saici. applied in Western eountries. Beheading is the usual r------~ method of execution in Saudi Arabia, a vast country whose DEL A SOUL oil wealth and close ties with w/ Reverend Funk the United States give it considerable politieal and eco­ nomic weight. On camera. the four men @Stepan on Fri. identified themselves as Abdu­ laziz Fahd Nasser, Hiyadh al­ Hajri, Muslih al-Shamrani and April26, 8:00pm Khaled Ahmed al-Said. The television footage ap­ peared heavily edited with HAPPY ANTOSTAL FROM SUB! crude cuts. 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Summer Sessions 1996 May 20. June 2 7 ;md 1 -August 2 page 4 The Observer • NEWS Tuesday, April 23, 1996 Picnic COBA • BOSNIA-HERZEGOVINA continued from page 1 continued from page 1 the clubs engage in together. career, and helped the Bears NATO steps up peacekeeping Shavers from the Alumni As­ win Super Bowl XX in 1986. sociation said that "the students Upon retirement, Duerson, By SRECKO LA TAL homesteads for narrow local ready to deploy soldiers quick­ are the future alumni," and ac­ who majored in economics Associated Pr~ or political ends." ly if necessary. cordingly, the first letter that while at Notre Dame, entered The multinational troops will He also stressed that students accepted to Notre the business community. He is SARAJEVO try harder to defuse tensions refugees' attempts to cross for­ Dame receive is a welcome currently a member of the NATO accused Bosnia's rival but such a policy carries high mer front lines should be orga­ from the Alumni Association. COBA Advisory Council and is leaders Monday of manipulat~ risks, he said. nized by international aid The Alumni Senate, along ing the plight of refugees for ''If soldiers become involved agencies. with the National Directors president of Fair Oak Farms, Inc., which supplies sausage political ends and warned that in civilian disturbances ... In other developments, a top Board, will also hold their an­ civilians could be hurt if there is a recipe and a poten­ U.S. diplomat said Monday nual meeting this weekend to meats to McDonald's restau­ rant locations internationally, orchestrated rallies continue. tial for serious injury and that Bosnia's former foes have welcome back representatives Soldiers in th-e NATO-led fatality." Haselock said. agreed on basic rules for elec­ from the two hundred and thir­ among other products. Duerson's speech will focus peacekeeping force have in~ Soldiers have not been tions, which promise to be the ty-seven domestic and in­ creasingly had to separate an­ trained in crowd control, and most complex in modern his­ ternational Alumni clubs. The on his experiences in the busi­ ness world. At the ceremony, gry crowds. In two incidents do not carry riot shields or tory. Senate will have workshops tear gas, he said. and meetings from Thursday to five students majoring in over the weekend. soldiers Robert Frowick, head of the Saturday, with an awards ban­ finance, four in accountancy, nred into the air and U.S. heli­ Near Doboj, Danish and Pol­ Organization for Security and quet during which the four in marketing and two in copters buzzed crowds to dis­ ish troops fired over rival Mus­ Cooperation in Europe mission outstanding clubs will be management will be honored. perse them. Several people lim and Bosnian Serb crowds in Bosnia, said citizens unable rewarded. In addition, EDS tuition were injured. Sunday after they were pelted to return to their former The Alumni Association spon­ scholarship will given to a stu­ Serbs are organizing people, with "dangerous objects,'' the homes can cast absentee bal­ sors activities throughout the dent to cover that student's tu­ mostly young men, to prevent peace force said Monday. lots in their old neighborhoods, year, such as Habitat for Hu­ ition costs for the junior and Muslim refugees from return­ Bosnian Serb Radio in Doboj or vote in person where they manity and other community senior years. Three awards in ing home. Bosnian government said 20 people were injured. currently live or want to Jive in service projects. Alumni also the area of diversity will also officials, meanwhile. are urg~ On Friday, Czech soldiers in the future. support and serve as advisors be presented. ing Muslims to try to visit their northwest Bosnia opened fire Under the Dayton peace for groups like Shenanigans, former residences to show that over a crowd when residents agreement. elections are to be NAACP, and the Porn Pon Serbs are blocking refugees' of a Serb·held town blocked held by mid-September, squad. right to return. some 200 Muslim refugees try­ assuming other conditions of The picnic will be an opportu­ Election The latest incidents proved ing to return to their homes. the accord have been met. nity for alumni to experience that freedom of movement, Fighting and ethnic purges In other developments: campus again and hear what continued from page 1 one of the pillars·of the Dayton during the 3 1/2 years of war • In Brussels, NATO Secre­ the students are saying, and peace agreement, is still far in Bosnia forced more than 2.5 tary-General Javier Solana and both the students and the alum­ Association President-Elect from guaranteed. million people to leave their General George Joulwan, the ni will get the chance to make Nikki Milos. "If all the Holy connections that will be benefi­ NATO spokesman Major Si­ homes. Half left the country supreme allied commander in Cross residents vote, I am con­ mon Haselock said NATO was and settled abroad. Europe, said while Bosnia's cial in the future. There will be fident the best ballot will win." no charge for attendees without "concerned by what seems to Haselock said the NATO-led factions had not complied fully Elections will take place to­ be .a cynical attempt to force will observe more closely with the peace accord meal cards as long as they sign day in the dining hall from in at the registration table, and manipulate concerns of people future attempts by refugees to timetable, NATO was still 7:15 to 10 a.m., 11 a.m. to 1:30 about their property and return home in order to be pleased with the pace. seniors will receive an alumni p.m., and 4:30 to 7 p.m. starter pack as a free gift. awards and the chance for the attitude that design should Award winning group leaders to embody a communal approach Chinese ~ American attend the January 1997 to cities and buildings within ~ -~ CR£AT Restaurant and continued from page 1 ASHRAE meeting in it, rather than the individualis­ J; ·~- ~UALL Cocktail Lounge Philadelphia. tic one which dominates .,'I ... AuthentiC Szechuan, category, which concentrates The goal of the contest is to today," said Peschel. Manderm & Hunan Cu1sme on the building envelope and improve the quality of life The two group leaders will Bar and Restauraunt open 7 days a week interior. The other winning through the advancement of present their projects at a con­ group, led by Charlie Eatinger, the arts and sciences of heat­ ference entitled "Changing Lunches starting at__ $4.25 took the first place trophy in ing, refrigeration, air­ Face of Purchasing and Dinners starting at __ $5.95 \'otl'd Bl' ... t the mechanical design catego­ conditioning, and ventilation, Managing Engineering, which Oril'nt.d RL· ... t.lllr.lnt ry, which focuses more on the allied arts and sciences, will be held at the Center for Banquet rooms available for up yo 200 in ~lid1i.tn.1 11\ HV AC systems. and related human factors, as Continuing Education on April 130 Dixie Way N.,South Bend ;\lichiww 1\'oll' After winning at the midwest well as to provide a comfort­ 30. (next to Randall's Inn) regional level. the students' able and healthy living envi­ projects will be automatically ronment. entered into the international This is the first time Notre competition this summer in At­ Dame students have won this lanta, creating the opportunity competition. for additional monetary "We brought back to light

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Box 308 • Notre Dame, IN 46556 Session I- May 20 to june 2 7 * (219)239-8400, ext. 22 • Fax (219)233-7427 ~~~~ Tickets: $5 general admission, $3 students and seniors~~~& Session II -july I to August 9 e-mail: [email protected] ~~••••••••••••v••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••OeOoioio•e•o••~~ Tuesday, April 23, 1996 The Observer • NEWS page 5 • RUSSIA Naval cadets hit with charges Military officials dub on the Severn River with orders are going to change the behav­ Academy faces to restore its image, said he ior of the midshipmen and the believes the recent events are officers. you are going to have peace plan 'premature' criticism due to unrelated and don't indicate to change the system." some~~ing "systemically wrong Even though Larson insists By JULIA RUBIN tinuing Monday in the south­ here. the academy is on the right As"u:iated Press east Vedeno region. The Inter­ alleged felonies course, he ordered a one-week fax news agency said rebels By TOM STUCKEY stand-down that began last there were retreating into the MOSCOW Associated Press Tuesday. Midshipmen who nor­ southern mountains, while oth­ 'The Navy system is Boris Yeltsin's own national ethically corrupt­ mally may leave campus in the SIH: uri ty adviser called the ers were gathering in eastern ANNAPOLIS, Md. evenings were directed to stay prnsident's order for a cease­ Chechnya, around the city of Whatever happened to the ing. To change behav­ to discuss the problems and fin• in Cheehnya premature Gudermes. honor concept at the U.S. Naval ior... you have to possible responses. Monday, In Shali, 16 miles southeast Academy? A string of scandals Academy midshipmen take a lweoming the of the Chechen capital of suggests it has gone the way of change the system.' pledge never to lie, cheat, steal latnst of Grozny, Hussian troops had the four-masted schooner and or tolerate such behavior by Ynltsin's sealed off the town, setting up the daily ration of grog. Navy Professor James Barry other midshipmen. It's called sneurity road checkpoints and placing This month alone, five mid­ the honor concept. chids to crit­ barriers on the outskirts, !TAR­ shipmen and four former stu­ Others are not so sure. Why, But that ideal has taken a idw his pre­ Tass reported. dents have been accused of for example, have these things beating in a decade that ~~ I ~~ e t i o n Military officials said Shali crimes ranging from car theft happened at the Naval opened with the 1991 Tailhook pmten plan. holds about 300 rebel fighters. to molesting a child. Last fall, Academy and not West Point or convention, at which dozens of y u r Veltsin Thousands of residents and five midshipmen were charged the Air Force Academy? Navy and civilian women were Baturin said refugees crowded the town, the with selling LSD, and 19 more James Barry, a Naval sexually assaulted by drunken aftnr rnturning from the break­ report said, and supplies tlf wa­ were accused of using it. Academy professor of ethics aviators. Just this month: away southern mpublie that it ter and medicines were run­ Nevertheless, the man as­ and leadership, maintains • A midshipman and four for­ is too soon to stop using foree ning low. signed to swab the academy's there is a culture of hypocrisy mer students were charged against rt~bels there, and that Yeltsin, in a tough race for decks after a cheating scandal at the academy and throughout with creating a car theft ring. to do so just for Yeltsin's re­ re-election in June, needs to be nearly two years ago says the the Navy that tolerates misbe­ • A top-ranked midshipman eh~etion "would eost very dear­ able to point to progress in academy is improving. havior and encourages cover­ officer was thrown in the brig ly," the ITAH-Tass news Chechnya. The 16-month war "I think we've made enor­ ing up problems. in Quantico, accused of sexual­ agnney said. has dragged down his popular­ mous progress in the last 20 "The Navy system is ethically ly harassing four women and It has heeonw dear that Hus­ ity ratings, and is cited by months. I think the institution corrupting," said Barry, who threatening one. sia's military brass opposes - many leading reformist factions is turning; the rudder is taking angered his superiors by writ­ • A midshipman was arrested and oftnn simply ignores - the as the chief obstacle to their hold," Adm. Charles Larson ing an article for The for allegedly fondling a toddler pnaen plan Yeltsin announced supporting Yeltsin. said in an interview last week. Washington Post last month while visiting an Annapolis March 31. His peace plan is criticized by Larson, sent to the academy critical of the academy. "If you home on leave. Thn plan ealls for stopping many military officials, among governnwnt eombat opnrations them Defense Minister Pavel nxc1~pt in self-di~rense. It also Grachev. He said he didn't tell indudns a gradual troop with­ troops about the cease-fire Judge favors office smoking ban drawal and mediated talks with order until five days after it rlllwl lnader Dzhokhar Du­ was to have taken effect, as to By DAVID AMMONS Department of Labor and ban. daynv. do so earlier would have left Associated Press Industries. In his ruling, Superior Court Fighting was reportt~dly con- them exposnd to attack. Tobacco industry officials Judge Richard Strophy said the OLYMPIA. Wash. said they would appeal. state had plenty of scientific A judge upheld Washington's The regulation, enacted in evidence that secondhand ban on smoking in private of­ 1994, bans smoking in all pri­ smoke poses a risk to workers, fice buildings Monday, ruling vate office buildings except in including studies by the U.S. Now Open that state officials had plenty designated smoking rooms. Surgeon General's office and of scientific evidence that Other state regulations ban the Environmental Protection secondhand smoke poses a risk smoking in public areas such Agency. CHESAPFAKE to workers. as stores and in state office The judge conceded the in­ "It's a big win for the work­ buildings. dustry's argument that many BAGEl-~l ers and I hope it is another The regulation was chal­ of the studies focus on the nail in the coffin of Joe lenged by the tobacco industry effects of smoking on a non­ Camel," said Mark Brown, and three businesses that were smoker living with a smoker. director of the state required to comply with the But he said the workplace probably involves a heavier concentration of smoke, from more smokers, than a private home. People spend as many of their waking hours at work as morrow's the D at home, and might find it harder to get away from smoke in the workplace, Strophy said. • Fresh Baked Bagels Michael York. an attorney for Phillip Morris tobacco com­ • Homemade Soups & Salads pany, called the ruling "a political decision" and said he • Hot & Cold Deli Sandwiches would appeal. •Seating On Premises "Neither science nor law support this decision," he said. •Open Early Seven Days A Week Call Marty Ogren Forty-six states already re­ quire smoke-free indoor air to • Gourmet Coffees & wish him a happy some degree, mostly in state • Cappuccino & Espresso government work sites. And the federal Occupational Safety ~ Grape Road "45th'' Birthday. and Health Administration is considering banning on-the-job smoking nationwide.

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By GREG MYRE tion over efforts to pin down lOmiles to Damascus, Syria. could come out of bomb shel­ Associated Press the elusive Hezbollah guerril- C::S "These negotiations will def- ters, and educators planned to las, who are largely invisible in 10km •. initely go on tomorrow and reopen schools there Tuesday. BEIRUT the valleys of south Lebanon. ,([0 probably the next day," State But the fighting continued. Israeli warplanes turned to a The raid was the first in or Department spokesman Amid rain and gray skies, Is­ new target in Lebanon on Mon­ near Beirut since Israeli war- Nicholas Burns said after raeli warplanes mounted eight day, attacking the heavily forti­ planes rocketed Hezbollah Christopher met with Assad in air raids on suspected guerrilla fied base of a Palestinian group strongholds in the southern Damascus. strongholds in eight villages in hills outside Beirut after 11 suburbs last Tuesday. The plan Christopher pre- near the market town of days of focusing on Hezbollah Fighter-bombers fired at least sented to Assad does not call Nabatiyeh and 12 others close guerrillas. eight rockets into the well-forti- for Israel's withdrawal from the to the port of Tyre. U.S. Secretary of State War­ fled Popular Front base in the Israeli-occupied zone in south- And Israeli artillery shelled ren Christopher, meanwhile, coastal hills of Naameh, just ern Lebanon, Burns said. That areas just north of an Israeli­ pressed ahead with efforts to south of the capital, sending topic, he said, is reserved for occupied border enclave, from broker a cease-fire, meeting pillars of smoke into the sky. peace discussions between Is- which guerrillas have been try­ again with Syrian President There was no immediate word \\ rae!, Syria and Lebanon. ing to drive Israeli troops for Hafez Assad to present a peace on casualties. i= {Golan Following his talks with As- more than a decade. proposaL The Palestinian radicals are \_ .. -- ;~~EL,: :Heights sad, Christopher was to fly to Shortly after midday, Hezbol­ But, as Lebanon's Muslims well-protected in Naameh by a 1 1 Israel to meet with Prime Min- lah responded with rocket fire memorialized victims of last concrete tunnel network that 0 Israeli artillery shelled areas just ister Shimon Peres. that the Israeli army said in­ week's Israeli bombing raid on periodic Israeli airstrikes over north of an Israel-controlled Since the fighting began be- jured two people. a U.N. base in south Lebanon the years have failed to destroy. border enclave. tween Jsrael and Hezbollah At the U.N. base in the south that killed scores of refugees, Hezbollah said it fired 30 Q·lsraeli gunboats fire on guerrillas, at least 137 people Lebanese village of Qana, the peace remained elusive. Katyusha rockets - five rounds coastal highway. have been killed, most of them whoosh of outgoing Katyusha On the 12th day of fighting, - into northern Israel on Mon- 0 Israeli warplanes struck suspected Lebanese civilians. Although no rockets could be heard, fol­ Israeli air force jets hit a fresh day, and the group threatened guerrilla strongholds in eight Israelis have been killed, more lowed shortly afterward by the target - a command base for to introduce new weaponry into villages near Nabatiyeh. than 300 have been wounded thud of incoming Israeli shells. the Popular Front for the Liber­ the conflict. 0 Israeli warplanes struck suspected on both sides. The attacks have "It's not a secure position," ation of Palestine. Like Hezbol­ "Hezbollah possesses guerrilla strongholds in 12 forced 400,000 Lebanese and said the commander of the U.N. lah, the Popular Front opposes weapons which it has not used villages nearTyre. 20,000 Israelis from their base, Lt. Col. Warne Waqani­ the Middle East peace process. yet," said Sheik Nabil Kaouk, 0 Guerrillas unleashed Katyusha homes. vavalagi. "One is nervous about The Syria-based group has fre­ the group's southern comman- rockets in Northern Israel. Fighting in the main battle it, but there's nothing we can quently attacked Israel over the der. He did not elaborate. AP/CariFox zone in south Lebanon has do. "At the Qana camp, earth­ years but has not been directly On the diplomatic front, '------' abated in the last couple of movers cleared the charred involved in the recent fighting. Lebanese President Elias Hrawi U.N. General Assembly on days. The Israeli army told resi­ debris from the site of Thurs­ The choice of targets sug­ was en route to New York to Tuesday, while Lebanese Prime dents of two towns near the day's attack in the compound gested growing Israeli frustra- address a special session of the Minister Rafik Hariri traveled Lebanese border that they housing refugees. • SOUTH AFR!CA Assembly completes charter Lisa--

health care - all of which were pregnancy (If marital status. Post-apartheid denied the majority of black One clause even guarantees We tol~ you we~~ ~et you! South Africans under white­ South Africans the right to a constitution minority rule. safe and clean environment. "We the people of South Though the outlines were set, Africa recognize the injustices d()bate this week was expected Hee Hee Heel faces scrutiny of our past; honor those who to focus on divisive issues that By ALEXANDRA ZA VIS suffered for justice and free­ include the death penalty, Associated Press dom in our land; and believe abortion and labor rights. (you sexy thing) that South Africa belongs to all The country's largest federa­ CAPE TOWN who live in it, united in our tion of trade unions has threat­ Legislators presented a new diversity," the preamble pro­ ened a one-day national strike '\\ constitution for post-apartheid claims. to protest a clause that allows '- Love, South Africa on Monday, It took the constitutional as­ employers te lock out striking declaring that "we the people sembly, made up of the 490 employees. 2N :) of South Africa recognize the members of the National As­ injustices of our past." sembly and Senate, two years The 121-page documental­ to complete the constitution, ready has been approved by which was to replace an inter­ party leaders, and is expected im constitution that opened the to be adopted May 8 following way to South Africa's first all­ parliamentary debate Tuesday race election in 1994. Comment and Wednesday and refinement from South Africans was sought by the constitution-writing in the form of letters, telephone assembly. calls and public forums. The charter enshrines the The result is a constitution rights to adequate housing, that bans discrimination on the food, water, education and basis of sexual orientation, age, orurn ish vou had a chance ~otz voutz voice t 6e heatzd 61( Student Ljovetznment? KING FOR Here's your chance! LE TO DISTRIBUTE ERS NEXT YEAR Questions? Comments? !Jdea.s? Concetzns? :EARN $20-$30 Seth and ;lte~a.n J1Jelcome voutz lnput on A WEEK WedJtesdal(, April 24 7:00 p.m. ,,,,,:y,:,,~~RKI NG 3-4 S PER WEEK l1t ~oom 102 7:le75artolo ADWORKS rtune Center cO~~fGING brought to you by t-6717 YOU Student Government Tuesday, April 23, 1996 The Observer • NEWS page 7 • MEXICO Advocacy groups call Gangs fight for drug monopoly for review of Inerger "The Mexicans are like the lieved to earn $7-8 billion. Colombia fears Colombians five years ago," The Mexicans once merely By EVAN RAMSTAD deregulation law, was opti­ Thomas Constantine, head of transported cocaine for the Associated Press mistic the proposed union loss of cocaine the U.S. Drug Enforcement Colombian producers in ex­ would not discourage new local Administration, told a news change for cash. But in recent NEW YORK phone competitors. "I think export revenue conference. "They are becom­ years, the Mexicans have begun Executives of Bell Atlantic that it will be good in the long ing major crime syndicates." taking their pay in cocaine, giv­ and Nynex said Monday that run," Pressler said yesterday. By ANITA SNOW Constantine is in Mexico City ing them more control over their $23 billion merger will "I think it may well prove to A"ntiJirJ Press for an annual regional drug sales north of the border. benefit both customers and benefit customers." conference organized by the "This has made them almost employees by creating more The new Bell Atlantic, serv- MEXICO CITY DEA. which this year will focus as powerful as the organized jobs than layoffs and providing Tlw Mexican gangs that de­ on emerging drug cartels in the crime syndicates from Colom­ better, simpler service. livnr· most of the Unitnd States' Caribbean and Latin America. bia" and at least five times But opponents fear the indus­ 'We have to take a eoeairw have grown more pow­ U.S. law enforcement agen­ more powerful than U.S. crime try is undoing the 1984 nrful than thn Amnriean Mafia cies estimate that Mexiean traf­ syndicates, Constantine said. breakup of the old Bell System, very careful and and could bneome rivals of the fickers earn $2-3 billion in It's still unclear whether which was meant to encourage close look at [the merg­ Colombian r.artPis, the top U.S. wholesale cocaine sales annu­ Colombian cartels will fight competition. er1 to make sure it's not drug nnforeer said Monday. ally. Colombian groups are be- their Mexican counterparts for Some consumer advocacy control of the U.S. cocaine mar­ groups objected on the grounds going to diminish com­ ket, Constantine said. "We are that the deal violated the spirit petitiveness, especially watching that very carefully," of the telecommunications he said. deregulation law passed two for telephone rates." Mexico and the Caribbean months ago. Graduating soon? No job yet? also have increasingly come "The public was told the new Atty. General Dennis Vacca into play as havens for drug law would lead to new entrants tr·affickers' cash, because of in every market and instead we Ever considered working in sports? comparatively lax laws on are seeing the same old mo­ ing 13 states and the District of money laundering, he said. nopolies banding together to Columbia, will have revenue of For 8 years Sports Careers has provided products About 70 percent of all co­ prevent competition from de­ $27.8 billion, 37 million lines veloping," said Bradley Still­ and 133,000 employees. and services for sports industry joh seekers, including caine entering the United States crosses through Mexico. The man, telecommunications pol­ Before its breakup, AT&T The Insider newsletter (published twice a month with 60-75 country also produces much of icy director at the Consumer Corp. had annual revenue of currently available internships and jobs in sales, marketing, the heroin, marijuana and Federation of America. about $60 billion, 110 million public relations, journalism and management each issue), methamphetamines consumed New York State Attorney phone lines and 1 million em­ General Dennis Vacco said ployees. It's making even more an automated resume bank and more. in the United States. Clinton last month certified Monday his office already had money today, with annual rev­ that Mexico was cooperating begun to review the deal. enue of $80 billion, 80 million For .w!Jscription injinmation call ... fully in U.S. anti-narcotics ef­ "I find it somewhat ironic long distance customers and forts, drawing criticism from that several years ago there 300,000 employees. some U.S. lawmakers who con­ was a breakup of AT&T, Ma But AT&T is shrinking with tend that Mexico has been lax Bell as it was called, and now the spinoff of its communica­ SPORTS and its police corrupt. the Baby Bells are coming back tions equipment and computer Constantine talked Monday together," Vacco said. "We manufacturing businesses. By CAREERS with Francisco Molina Ruiz, have to take a very careful and the end of the year, it will em­ who was the top federal prose­ close look at it to make sure it's ploy 200,000 and have revenue 1-800-SPORT-77 cutor in the northern state of not going to diminish of around $55 billion. Chihuahua before being ap­ competitiveness, especially for It had been clear well before pointed last month to head the telephone rates." passage of the teleeommunica­ NSGA World Sports Erpo/.\{10rts Careers Seminar coming to Chicago. National Institute for the Com­ However, Sen. Larry Pressler, tions reform that Bell Atlantic bat of Drugs. R-S.D., a primary author of the and Nynex would merge.

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• STEERING BY THE STARS Collegiate experiences build base for adulthood life Don't stop me if you've heard this one. day I stood outside St. Peter in Chains In the fall of 1994 Lou Holtz visited Cathedral in downtown Cincinnati wear­ Dan Henning, head coach for Boston ing a ridiculous hat and a calf-length College. Henning showed Lou a white white gown that did absolutely nothing phone on a pedestal in his office. "It's a for my figure. Just before Mass began '\ line to Heaven," he explained. "If you the bells in the cathedral tower swung like, you can call God and then pay me into song, prompting a friend to grab me for the phone bill." in a hug and say, "It's the bells of Saint Lou called the Lord and had a forty­ Mary's, Mary Beth!" five minute conversation. "That'll cost No rendition of the senior song or you two hundred dollars," Henning told prettily worded good-bye made me cry him. Lou wrote a check and went back as hard as that moment did, when past, to South Bend. present, and future fused. I walked down the aisle of that cathedral having no idea what life would bring at this proud college and famous university where tradition grew like the ivy on the classroom buildings. Mary Beth I barely know that graduate now. She was painfully guy-shy and untouched by the scourge of DART-ing- someone Ellis who thought that "Parietals" was the name of an infamously bad campus band. Who were you before you became a A few weeks later Henning visited ND. Bookstore Basketball junkie or a woman Upon entering Lou's office, he saw a with a shuttle schedule shoved into the gold phone on a pedestal. "Don't tell me pocket of every jacket she ·owns? Your Elysees.) mirror to get ready for my very first you have a phone line to Heaven too!" answer reflects the quality of Saint The myself I've met here subsists on dance ... out this window, I watched Henning exclaimed. "I have to make an Mary's and Notre Dame both as schools squirt cheese, has become a procrasti­ dawn break over the tennis courts as I emergency call to God. Mind if I use it?" and as communities- the way they have nator. developed an embarrassingly stayed up writing Observer articles ... "Be my guest," said Lou. shaped you, and the way you may have large en masse crush on the Glee Club, here's the mark on the wall from the So Henning called God and talked for helped to shape them. Are they better or and has yet to pronounce "AnTostal" night I kicked it in a fit of midterms frus­ over an hour. "What do I owe?" he worse for your presence here? correctly, but she'll be all right. She's tration. asked. And how has SMC/ND affected you? been having the time of her life. Next semester a member of the class "A quarter," said Lou. Have you let it? Will you take more Here I have buried my hands in the of 2000 will move into this cell- if she's "That's impossible. How could a phone from this place than the shot glass carpet grass of Notre Dame Stadium. I normal, with too many blankets and not call to God cost so much from Boston collection various SYR dates built for have shared oxygen with Apollo 13 com­ enough quarters. And I will take over and so little from Notre Dame?" you? These two schools are hardly per­ mander Jim Lovell and political satire the memory-faced room of some young "Because," Lou said, "from here it's a fect. We're going to be frustrated during god P.J. O'Rourke. I have wrestled with woman going on to bigger and better local call." our four-year ride through here. But Socrates (and lost) and have learned to adventures herself. That is the way of I love this joke. I love it even though kids- that ride is a thrill ride. No won­ order a beer in very bad Spanish. things. the general reaction to it is, "Would you der the tickets for it are so hard to come And that was just during orientation It's a nice way, I think. like a little wine with that cheese?" It by. weekend. appeals to me because it illustrates the There is a line in the movie "Sabrina" College will either bake you into what Mary Beth Ellis. a freshman at Saint fact that this place not only gets into that made me shiver with recognition you already were when you first came Mary's College who was last seen in one your blood, but your soul. Plus it gives when I heard it: "I met myself if Paris." here or radically change the recipe. And of them cool new "Belles" hats. cries me a chance to knock BC, which is Sabrina met herself in France; I met if you're adding the new ingredients of whenever she hears the Alma Mater or always a good thing. myself in South Bend. (Paris ... Northern experience, nothing illuminates the even when someone sets off those obnox­ We were all here once: In a few Indiana ... vive Ia difference. I defy you difference between August and April ious pins in the bookstore that beeps the weeks I will mark the first anniversary to find an establishment entitled "Greg's like a dorm room on the verge of being Victory March. Her friends have agreed of my high school Baccalaureate, the Garage and Bait" on th~ Champs- dismantled for the summer. I used that that she needs professional help.

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-Erma Bombeck Tuesday, April 23, 1996 VIEWPOINT page 9 • lEITERS TO THE EDITOR AnTostal: Join the festivities Experience confirms Dear Editor: weather, no matter how much The official daily starting time work you have. no matter what for AnTostal music is 4 pm, but This week is AnTostal, mark­ the circumstance: AnTostal. It's we are counting on your own family planning ing its 2Xth eel11bration here at a week in spring when South windows and speakers to fill Notre Danw. This year, over Bend isn't such a boring place the air throughout the earlier Dear Editor: lifty committed students have to be. The sky is sunny, the parts of the day Material Issue Peter Walshe's letter of Mar. 7 and Neve Gordon and joined the ranks of thousands temperature high, and there is will be playing at Catherine Rottenberg's of Mar. 26 criticize Feminist for Life past to recreate this annual much to do. Basketballs are Alumni-Senior Club on officers' opposition to hormonal contraception in our Feb. 28 spring festival. shot, tires rolled, pizza eaten Thursday night, for those of you Observer letter. those members of the Common Sense board So, what is this "AnTostal mud wrestled in, music heard, able to attend, and, on Friday, also rejected an article with similar themes because I did not thing" anyway'! The word kegs kicked and ' parties cele­ De La Soul will be at Stepan advocate condoms. They suggest that our women's·health­ AnTostal is derived from the brated all over campus. Center with special guest NAZZ ba.sed critique is invalidated by our own personal preference Gaelie word meaning "muster" But it's not the mud, and it's winner, Reverend Funk. for natural family planning over barrier methods as an alter­ or "array," but can be more not the kegs (OK, so maybe it is Student Senate has put native. My article's discussion of birth control and reproduc· aeeurately translated to "Party the kegs) that make AnTostal, to'gether some extra money to tive technology drew heavily on Catholics for a Free Choice the Irish way." it's you. provide cheap De La Soul tick­ co-founder Jan Raymond, who would be amused to be Although it has been a tradi­ ets so everyone can attend the accused of a "far-from-feminist. hard-core Vatican line." tion here at Notre Dame for How you want to continue concert. I happen to be a committed Catholic who agrees with twenty eight years, AnTostal this tradition of pure revelry Go watch Friday afternoon's Church teaching on sex. My views changed not due to papal did not originate on our earn­ and sheer fun is under your Bookstore games, eat at the authority, but personal and professional experience. I have pus but began in Ireland. In own jurisdiction, but over fifty picnic while listening to some of been married seven years; birthed, nursed and buried a 1953, the Irishmen were in dedicated students have been the best campus bands, and hit (planned) daughter; extensively researched women's health seareh of a way to save Ireland working since September to the concert afterward. while teaching in the Gender Studies program; and counseled from its dismal attitude, sag­ provide some events to guaran­ hundreds of women in possible crisis pregnancies. I have ging eeonomy and weakening tee a good time. Wednesday's paper will have seen women and girls harmed by abortion and hormonal con­ sense of patriotism. The kick off for AnTostal a full page schedule of the all traceptives chosen without informed consent, and performed begins tonight with a party in AnTostal events. Cut it out and positive pregnancy tests for many whose partners wore the To the people of Ireland, the HUDDLE to watch two make it your "TO DO" list for safer but less effective condom. AnTostal was more than a time Notre Dame students as special the week. After AnTostal is One of those positive tests was today, for a heartbroken fif· for mere festivities, but it was a audience guests on the Late over, don't deny it, you'll be teen year old who had had sex once in her life, "protected" by tinw for to tlmphasize the bond Show with David Letterman. trapped in that dungeon called a condom. She rightfully looked at me with betrayed eyes. and thtl unity of the Irish peo­ Join us in watching the show Hesburgh Library that promises Instead of the truth •• that sex is safe only for adults in a truly ple. In essence, it was a time to while eating bagels, drinking to steal your soul during Finals. committed relationship •• she was told by our sodety thnt all "reawaken" the Irish eulture. coffee, and listening to a little So celebrate now. Your work she needed was a piece of rubber. She was brave and gener­ For the last few years, music courtesy of Tweak. will get done. It always does. ous enough to choose life for her ehild. But she faces a diffi· AnTostal has been ... asleep, cult road and the consequences for her will be far greater and now it's time to "reawak­ Celebrate all week long. Play AnTostal is only here for a than for her boyfriend, just as they would be had she chosen en" this festival and celebrate some Bouncy Basketball, gorge short while so enjoy it anyway abortion. His "responsible" condom use clearly gave her little like our Irish ancestors and NO yourself on free ice-cream, tie you like. Rage, party, and, most real protection. studtmts of the past. dye an AnTostal t-shirt, and importantly, celebrate you and NFP is an empowering, countercultural alternative' which wateh Ferris on the big screen. c~lebrate your friends, the true my Protestant husband and many of our friends appreciate. We are in the proeess of sav­ Hey, why not be like Ferris and reason for AnTostal. It Is 99 percent method effective, safe, inexpensive, and builds ing this festival and need your just take the day off Whatever communication. It helps achieve pregnancy when desired, help. Your job is easy. All you you decide to do, you will be confirms it without a test, and gives a more accurate due date have to do is relax a bit and surrounded by music. Music on than doctors' estimates, which recently saved my best friend have a little fun. the quads, music at from an unnecessary C-section. This quote is taken from a Stonehenge, music at Stepan, past AnTostal guide and is and, hopefully, music con­ THE 1996 ANTOSTAL l.AURAGRIMFS exemplary to what AnTostal stantly coming out of your COMMIITEE Graduate student in Titeology netlds to be, no matter what the rooms. Work brings Earth Day presents opportunities heightened Dear Editor: Earth Day presents America with an opportunity. We need a national dialogue awareness on new ways of updating safeguards to assurn dean air, water, and protect species Dear Editor: and their habitat. At the same time we I doubt there is a person ntHld to explore better stewardship of pub­ today who has not heard of the lie lands and validate quality management deadly disease, AIDS. This of th11 hazardous byproducts of our econo­ spring break, I had the oppor­ my.ln reeent years, the political leadership tunity to work at the South has attempted to do this by building on Bend AIDS ministry, a service existing federal and state regulatory pro­ that provides counseling for grams with more stringent controls, those infected with the disease. tougher standards of performance, and There is a stereotype to AIDS nnw lines and penalties - even when com­ often pointing to high risk plianee is high. behaviors such as promiscuity This approach is combative and eostly to and drug abuse. I was shocked those who am mgulated, not only in busi­ to see the diversity of those ness and industry. but also farmers and infected with this disease. ranehers, homeowners. munieipal govern­ People who had never partici­ mnnts and many others.But there is anoth­ pated in any behaviors associ­ er way to get a deannr. safer environment, ated with high risk were diag­ and this nnw approach is steadily gaining nosed with AIDS.People who support among scientists, engineers and are infected may look perfectly othnrs in tlw front trenches of tlw war healthy and not even realize against pollution. they themselves carry this dis­ Tlw rww modf.\1 is based on four broad ease. Unknowingly, they trans­ prineiplns: utilization of up-to-date seience mit the disease to others and so and ttldmology; focusing scaree dollars on on. I feel the notre Dame com­ most urgent environmnntal problems; an programs, w brought us a statutes set priorities based on the prob­ munity must be reminded of attacking pollution on a site and situation lems perceived at the time of enaetment. long way from the days of belching smoke­ spndlie basis and making state and local the hidden nature of this dis­ Another barrier to progress is the confus­ stacks, burning rivers and denuded forests. ease. Compared to other cam­ govnrnnwnts and tlw private sm:tor allies ing hodgepodge of overlapping, inflexible - But there is a growing recognition that cur­ instead of adversaritls.This may sound like puses, we see little of the risk and sometimes contradictory - rules, guide­ rent programs need reorientation. behaviors assoeiated with the eomrnon sense, hut nxisting regulatory pro­ lines and mandates emanating from differ­ There is too much Washington-knows­ grams unintnntionally frustrate and inhibit disease. Yet we know anyone ent federal laws and agencies. One size best, too many lawsuits, too much pa­ can have AIDS, ineluding ND thnsn prineiples. does not fit all. Pollution controls work perwork, too much money squandered on For exarnpln, almost everyone agrees students. The greatest danger best when designed for· specific sites and trivial risks, and too little flexibility. New is to assume that you are invin­ that science and technology is the key to situations. Businesses, farmers and ranch­ thinking and new m.ethods are needed to grmmer futum. But inflexible language in cible to such a disease. The ers, homeowners, state and local govern­ achieve additional increments of health, truth of the matter is that any­ the environmental statutes often prohibits environmental remediation, and natural ments, should be enlisted in the effort as one can become infected. It agencies and the regulated community partners, because those closest to a resource protection as we enter the 21st from taking full advantage of the bast only,y takes one time of having resource are best able to manage it. Century. unprotected sex. availabln sdtmce and tnchnology. They should be encouraged with incen­ Let the dialogue begin! Similarly, agencies often lack the discre­ tives, rather than browbeaten with threats DAVID BOUCHER tion to deploy scarce dollars against the STUART HARDY of penalties. This is not a prescription for Keenan Hall biggnst risks, bneause 30 and 40 year old gutting or weakening environmental laws Manager for Resource Policy ACCENT page 10 Tuesday, April 23, 1996 • • l n1g By MELANIE WATERS Let's not forget that Steak 'n Shake also Boo, hiss. We're poor. Give us a break. Assistant Accent Editor serves breakfast food, supposedly during Denny's true late-night specialties breakfast hours. I ordered scrambled eggs at are probably the breakfast selec­ Greetings, fellow night owls and late-night 2:30 a.m., so I'm not real sure what "breakfast tions, featuring their signa­ scramble studiers. Your mission, should you choose to hours" entail. Again, we're talking cheap ture "Grand Slam" spe­ Nick's offers a I accept it, is to venture forth on an in-depth chowing here, with prices on breakfast dishes cials. Choices range choices that are avai investigation of South Bend's prime hot spots ranging from $2.75 for biscuits and gravy to from the Original ual sides. They have i for midnight munchies. I will warn you, troops, $4.15 for a Frisco omelet. The one scrambled Grand Slam of of omelets from plain at ~ that this is not an assignment for the faint of egg I ordered was 70 cents, which should have two pancakes, and feta cheese for $5.95 heart (or digestive system). The stakes are probably clued me in that were weren't dealing two eggs, and anything like the scrambl1 high, the battleground dangerous, and the with gourmet food. Gooey, mushy eggs are bad bacon or wary. I think the chicken threat of acute indigestion almost inevitable. All enough by themselves, but don't ever, EVER eat sausage, to vat of butter, because tl you granola bar faithful and bottled-water con­ one on top of an onion burger and chili. greasy and buttery that noisseurs, go home. This is no place for you. Bleeeggch. t"Scram h e e/ swam on the plate. If you Actually, reviewing these establishments As far as overall atmosphere, we gave Steak SIam" help, EggBeaters are available requires the talents of someone with very little 'n Shake a big thumbs-up. You'll lind a lot of which for 25 cents extra. sanity and even less of a social life, as well as college students there almost every night, but features I was excessively ~ the total lack of common sense that would ac­ Friday and Saturday nights are an especially t h r e e sandwich came wit company the decision to do them all in one amusing time to watch drunken post-dance e g g s even though I told week. Lucky for all of you, I more than ade­ groups make spectacles of themselves. Not that w i t h times to make sure mJ quately encompass all of these traits, so your I'm usually hanging around there on the week­ cheddar By the way, beware o(l tummies can be pre-warned thanks to my din­ end .. .! mean ... Oh, nevermind. We felt perfectly cheese, "It's alllllll good!" more t ing experiences. safe there by ourselves, and I think we pro­ mush­ five minutes. Obviously, I couldn't go running around South vided entertainment for the waitress and man­ rooms, Despite all this, stude1 Bend in the middle of the night by myself, what ager. As for the famous shakes, they're usually g r e e n Nick's even though they ~ with that nagging threat very good and very peppers, less than stellar and the p of being kidnapped, or, caloric, as are most and onion great. We were marginall: even worse, being too of the homemade with hash being there alone at 2 a.m., bu mathematically chal­ desserts and floats. brown, more bizarre than the rest of lenged to figure out the You're crazy if you sausage or We give them a 5 for safety an tip. So, I enlisted the help think I was going to bacon, and 6 for food quality (that's being of my best friend and fel­ drink a shake on toast. After the erous), a 6 for prices, and a b low social peon, whom top of chili, fries, previous night's gestion probabil~ty. we'll just call Erin (that onion rings, and stomachache, I DAY 4: Papa Jo being her name and all). scrambled eggs, but couldn't bring By the fourth day, we had Not much in the way of a Erin assured me myself to try the from grease, as we found th bodyguard, but she is an that her chocolate eggs, especially things in life can be overdo accounting major who chip shake was line. after I read this warning in with the usual - two orde gets publicly embarrassed when I have to fig­ Overall, Steak 'n Shake is definitely our per­ the bottom corner of the menu: cheese and garlic sauce ure out fifteen percent on my lingers. sonal favorite. On a scale of 1-10, we give it a 9 "Eggs that are soft boiled, sunny hope that Papa's ha We figured we were perfect for this job, since for safety and atmosphere, an 8 for food quality side up, or soft poached may be under­ cause the last ti about 80 percent of our daily food intake in­ (provided you revel in grease), a 10 for bargain cooked, and are served only on request." I asked, "Oh! Is t volves grease in some way. Let me just reiter­ prices, and a 7 for indigestion probability. thought it was very considerate of them to Lyons?" within ate, DO NOT try this if you are a health food ad­ DAY 2: Denny's warn me that I would be poisoned ahead of onds of answering the phone. dict. Late-night dining and grotesque amounts The next night, we headed up 31 to good ol' time, but in spite of their politeness, I opted to had hit the depths of patheticis of heart-attack inducing cholesterol are insepa­ stuck-in-the-seventies Denny's. They obviously steer clear of any kind of chicken by-product. employees probably thought I rable. The healthiest thing I ate during my cater to their late night friends, as they have a One thing that really made us nauseous, hermit whose only purpose in intense research period were Papa's bread­ separate '"Til Dawn" menu. I'm not sure why besides the starving artist masterpieces on the breadsticks, I placed my order sticks, mucho heavy on the garlic dipping they qualify steak, chicken, burgers, sandwich­ walls, was the very couple-y atmosphere. Even least call from a different phon sauce. If you do not feel ill at the thought of es, and breakfast as good middle of the night at one in the morning, the booths were populat­ next time. this, you may read on. foods. I don't think many people get an uncon­ ed with gooey, gazing couples. Not that I would As far as Papa's goes for no1 DAY 1: Steak 'n Shake trollable sirloin urge while studying late at know, but this seems like a great place to have the fact that Notre Dame ha! Or should I say night one? Whatever; it was night, but maybe you do. Better bring the a long relationship-defining talk. Oh yeah, and devoted to delivering just for us 1:52 a.m. and we settled into a cushiony black MasterCard, because even the breakfast steak there were also two guys in leather pants, one indication of their popularity. booth. Being Steak 'n Shake regulars who reli­ and eggs is $8.19. We were not very en­ of whom had a full mohawk. At this point, we campus when the Huddle serve giously order the exact same things every time, thusiastic about some of the steep prices. A tried to look very studious with our books and well? For $5.25, Papa's pr01 Erin and I decided to expand our menu choices BLT here will cost you $4.05, a sourdough melt hoped that the check would come reeeeeally sticks and four containers of s< to give you a more well-rounded review. Since $3.05, and a deli co,mbo $5.45. soon. die's $1.79 breadsticks only c

burgers are the house specialty, we both went In order to compare, we ordered the sampler For atmosphere and safety, we give them a order, with only one container 1 with singles; hers with cheese and pickles, mine basket which in­ measly 6. Forget bargain prices - we only I firmly believe that I could spm with onions. Steak 'n Shake offers a platter cludes chicken give them a 6 on that too. Food quality is an 8, life on a desert island with on! special with all of its meals, which allows you to strips, mozzarella largely because we liked the sampler so much. sticks, garlic sauce, and Ch select two sides for an extra $1.89. Since a sin­ sticks, onion rings, Indigestion probability is only a 5, so your Harrison Ford would be a nice gle only costs $1.50, we thought we could prob­ and tomato and bar­ stomach need not fear. does not share my passion, • ably splurge on chili and fries. becue sauce for DAY 3: Nick's Patio Papa's breadsticks, and would The chili is pretty darn good, even at two in $5.05. We thought By the third night in a row, my stomach was the Huddle variety. Of course the morning. You can also pick from salads this was a little getting a little peeved at me, and I knew from Papa's pizza for those late ni (beware the white lettuce and even whiter pricey, but it actually past experience that Nick's does not exactly and/or procrastination perio tomatoes), baked beans, cottage cheese, soup, turned out to be cure digestive ailments. I promised myself I give Papa's an 8 for food quali onion rings, and coleslaw, which I would stay really good. The would take it easy on grease. Yeah, right, as if ery speed, an 8 for bargain pr far away from unless you like 97 percent runny chicken strips are that were humanly possible here. indigestion probability, depen mayonnaise and 3 percent limp coleslaw. We kind of spicy, and go Chalk one up for Nick's on their sense of you share or eat all 16 by _your decided to try an order of onion rings as well, really well with the humor as far as seating preferences go. We DAY 5: Burger King which were surprisingly ungreasy but too BBQ sauce. The asked for non-smoking, which only actually A popular choice of many squishy and soft. onion rings were exists outdoors. We were separated from a and weeknight post-bar hoppe The sandwich and burger choices are a real steaming hot and table of chain smokers by six inches of air and grease known as Burger Kin bargain, making this our number one choice as very crispy, and even a gold railing, so unless you bring your own walk, drive, or stumble fro far as sit-down restaurants go. Another one of though the cheese sticks were kind of bland, oxygen mask, forget it. Linebacker, Coach's, and oth my favorites, the BLT, is only $2.60, while I'm the whole sampler was hot, fresh, and had just One reason that I'm sure Nick's is even toler­ tablishments, BK lets you "h told the Frisco Melt, which runs at $3.60, is the right touch of grease. In light of our recent ated by students is that they offer beer, wine, for pretty much pocket change. delicious if you can accept the neon-orange wings review, I checked out the menu and and wine coolers, with prices ranging from I have male friends who e special sauce. Hey, don't ask, just eat: that's found that you can get wings for $4.49 here. $1.95 to $2.95. If you would go to Nick's to every single day of the week, a our motto. Of course, no trip to Steak 'n Shake Yipe -how good can they be at Denny's?? drink wine, you'd probably just love the food, termined to share their favori is complete without the fries, which are avail­ Erin offered her expert salad critique, giving too. For the discriminating connoisseur, Nick's ence with me on the eve of able as part of the platter or as separate orders a good rating to the tomatoes, which were ac­ offers a Porterhouse steak for Maybe their syst of regular and small sizes. They are also avail­ tually red instead of deathly white. The lettuce $15.95, fried shrimp for immune to it, b able as cheddar fries, but they look like sad lit­ was pretty much dining hall quality, otherwise $10.95, and a slab of ribs for concerned abo tle fried bones stuck in orange tar pits. Stick to known as limp and wet. She didn't appreciate $13.95. I spend much of my and a Whopper the regular ones. The fries are as s!dnny as the multitudinous amount of dressing, so you've life paying for things in quar­ that point. How potato sticks, which means you get a zillion on been warned: get it on the side. ters and dimes, so I decided to much of a positi your plate, but we've decided it's just an evil For the "main course," I went with a club just go with a BLT for $3.95. logical argume ploy to make you order more because they're sandwich while Erin stayed burger-loyal with a Erin went with a French dip, stopped babbli really tiny and you think you're eating more Dennyburger combo. For a soggy burger with and both came with compli­ fled with an ord than you really are. Oh, and one more sugges­ fries and a salad, she paid $5.19. This is a far mentary soup. We were excit­ as I can gather tion: eat the fries hot or don't eat them at all cry from the Steak 'n Shake price, and the food ed about the plethora of crack­ opinions, BK is because the greasier they are, the worse they isn't as good. A Dennyburger alone costs ers, which I thought were a lot gain and is one are when they're cold. $4.19, compared to Steak 'n Shake's $1.50. better .than the soup itself. fixes you can g Tuesday, April 23, 1996 ACCENT page 11

• MEDICAL MINUTE • Not Good Enough By JOHN GALVIN nc tes Accent Health Correspondent Do you constantly procrastinate? Do you have I thought I'd Thny more or less see BK as the food of the extra for cheese. A grilled cheese sandwich high·standards that you never meet'? Do you equate try my luck gods, and while I don't think I would go that goes for only $1.35, and more fries than you your self-worth with your G.P.A. and test scores? If again with tlw far. I will say that even aftnr BK, I didn't get can eat are available for $1.33. Fat Shirley's so, you suffer from a common emotional condition 1~ggs, sine1~ sick. I guess that qualifies me to give BK about also serves breakfast food, with a cheese called perfectionism. t of hn~akl'ast a 7 on food quality, an R on indigestion proba­ omelet for $2.25 and two pancakes for $1.35. Perfectionism occurs in a number of' forms: IP as individ­ bility unlt~ss you build up a tolerance to it, and No scrambled eggs for me this time - I learned • At the more benign ·end, many who are serious i!IP snleetion an H for prie1~s. my lesson on that. about performing well entertain perfectionistic !i!i to spinach DAY 6: Fat Shirley's Erin's consensus· on the burger was "better thoughts on occasion and lind themselves worrying , hut if tlwy'n~ I had no idea before I went that the actual than Denny's," while I particularly liked the unnecessarily, procrastinating, or second guessing ~d Pggs, I'd be name of this dining establishment was some­ BLT even though I took off the L and the T their actions after finalizing an initiative; however, was raist!d in a thing likn "24 II our CofTne Shop," which is mal­ because they looked like death. The atmo­ they are able to put these worries aside and attend is egg was so ty amusing eonsidering that they serve exactly sphere alone is worth the visit, and I guarantee to their tasks in a relatively effective manner. it prdty 111 ueh onn sizn of coffee and two kinds of donuts. I you'll be entertained. Fat Shirley's undoubt­ • At the other end of the eontinuum are those who think it would will admit that I was more than slightly edly wins our Supreme Grease award. We give are continually handicapped by a strongly ingrained a substitution appmhensivll upon entering, and I'm not sure it a 9 on prices, an 8 on food quality (like I said, perfectionistic trait and sutTer considerably in their that any description I can offer would do justice beware the produce), a 9 for atmosphere, but self-esteem, emotional health and productivity. to tlw unique atmosphem. definitely a 5 or less for safety. A single female • Midway on the spectrum are individuals who 1 mayonnaisn. Ilowever. we sat down at the counter and gathering spot this is not, so it you are of the SF waver in the degree to which they can manage their thP waitnr six were gre!ltnd by a genuinely friendly waitress persuasion, bring your own man. Please. perfectionistie demands. For instance, It is common BI.T was plain. who didn't snem surprised that we were stop­ DAY7: for college students to go through a phase of perfec· aitPrs who say ping into a coffne shop for burgers at 1 a.m. Didn't God even get a day off? I couldn't tionism as they make the transition from high school n ttm times in Most of thn selections are posted on the over­ stand the self-inflicted digestive upheaval any­ to college-level demands. Likewise, a student that is lwad sign above the grill, but ask for a menu more, so to offer you a quick look at the Taco entering the workplace will face new standards and ts still flock to too bncaust~ the commentaries on it are won­ Bell drive-thru, I turned to a panel of experts. have to adjust to new levels of ability. . IW thn food is dnrfully obnoxious. For example, you can Taco Bell addicts Leanne Hobinson and What are the indicators of perfectionism'? arPn 't that ordnr the pie - "good for your figure" - or the Christine Haley told me that the threat of pend­ Perfectionist thinking is relatively common, particu­ rwrvous about sloppy joe - "bad for your shirt." i\bsolutely ing indigestion is no problem after midnight. larly in competitive university environments like tlw waill~r was nothing tlwy snrve is good for your arteries, so "You eat it so late at night that you just come Notre Dame and Saint Mary's. With most people, tlw rustomPrs. wn fdt right at homn and ordnred a slew of the home and go to bed," Haley noted. "It's nice, perfectionistic struggles are manageable, but more atmosplwrn, a drippiest, l'riml-est stuff we could find. it's cheap, and you never get tired of it." pronounced difficulties can show up in a number of ly really gt~n­ I went with a BLT again, and to my delight. Hobinson recommends the Lite 7-Layer forms: ' g ol' IJ for indi- tlw bacon was grillnd right in front of my nose Burrito and the Bean Burrito with lite sour • extensive procrastination, in whieh the person along with our burgtw cream. The 7-Layer cannot free her/himself from porfectionistic nn's and Fat Shirlny's spn- ~-- costs only 99 cents, with demands long enough to begin writing. studying. to take a brPak cial "i\nwril:an Fries." 10 cents extra to substi­ etc. Ll PVnn tlw lwst !hw hugn bonus is that tute lite sour cream. The • heightened anxiety caused by perfoctionistic ll'. So, we Wl'llt thny grill tlw bread bean burrito is a steal at "what if-ing" about upcoming events (tests, speech· Is of hrPadsticks, and buns as wtdl. Thn '"JIIIJII!I•• I only 69 cents, and for es, dates, etc.), which can lead to concentration 'only. I horwstly lnttucn was the scarinst • dessert. don't pass up lapses. s raiiPr ID. lw­ l'vp sn1~n y1~t. and the cinnamon twists. I • high stress levels and fatigue caused by worrying w I raiiPd, tlwy looknd likn a vngetari­ can tell you from person­ incessanlly about performance and personal prob­ 1is MPianiP from an vampirn had sucked al experience to stay far. lems. I about two SPt:- tlw grnnn right out of far away from the BLT • lack of enjoyment in life. because perfectionism l!nalizing that I it. Still, you can't collection. and Hobinson prevents one from enjoying rewards and lHisure 11, and thattlwir exp1~et mueh from lettuce hnre, so I deeided to warns against the Double Decker taco which when there are any obstacles to contemplate as a 300 pound just overlook it and movf~ on to my fries. Their seemingly pastes a soft and a hard taco togeth­ · What can be done to overcome perfectionism? The lifo was to nat rngular frins are thick but crispy, and were by er with congealed beans. first step in addressing your perfectionistic tenden· and vowt~d to at far the bnst fries we had eaten all week. I was i\nd so, fellow midnight snackers, I leave you cies is to assess the level of your difilculty: n using an alias also pleasantly surprised by the burger, whieh with these words of adviee. Be safe, beware • Do you think in black and white? - things are givns Sttmk 'n Shake a run for its money. "the iettuce, and never ever eat at all these either right or WJ'ong, your-way or no-way, cool or ·turnal nibbling, Speaking of money. Fat Shirley's got a big places in one week. We'll see you where the stupid. a whole store "thank you" from us for its wonderful prices. grease is ... • Do you construe your life with expectations? should lw sonw Tlw burger costs only $1.60, with 20 cents -you need that good grade, that dream job, or that Why ordnr ofT­ perfect body. s hn•adstirks as • . '.'ORLD WIOf WEB SITE OF THE WEEK • Do you tend to worry about the future without idns I(, hrnad­ enjoying what you have completed? Do you con­ uen. Tlw llud­ stantly consult your daily planner to check for dead· onw four to an lines and major events? 11' tomato salll:ll. lookins for MuPPets in All • Do you selectively attend to your problems, while d the n~st of my overlooking everything else? y Papa's lm~ad­ • Do your feelings of self-worth go up and down ~rry Coke, but the Wrona Places with your judgment of how well you have handled a touch, too. Erin By JASON HUGGINS I ordered it by typing in my credit card num­ situation? 1 t least not for ber. For secure transactions. CDnow supports If you answered "yes" to several of these ques­ rather go with WorlChicago Bulls. you handle the tough situa­ Tomjanovich yelled to the being injured. He was a major The regular season's over tions? The first year we didn't crowd after his team swept the INGLEWOOD, Calif. factor as the Lakers finished and the Bulls were great, but it have an explosive offense. We upstart Orlando Magic. Anthony Peeler, a reserve the regular season with wins in doesn't mean much in the NBA have more options now than we The speech came nearly a for the Los Angeles Lakers, is 12 of their final 16 games. He for the next two months. had on the first championship month after Jordan, the rust doubtful for Thursday night's made 25 of his 53 attempts The Houston Rockets are still team. Right now, we have to showing after a 21-month re­ opener of their first-round from three-point range in the two-time defending champions get back to the team that does tirement, botched his way playoff series against the two­ last nine games. and the team to beat. And the what it takes to win." through Games 1, 3 and 6 time defending NBA champion Peeler was listed on the Bulls still have to overcome Other first-round matchups against the Orlando Magic and Houston Rockets. Lakers' playoff roster Monday their failures of the past two are Chicago-Miami, Orlando­ the Bulls were eliminated in six Peeler, who averaged 9.7 along with Elden Campbell, seasons. Detroit, Indiana-Atlanta and games in the Eastern points per game, strained his Cedric Ceballos, Vlade Divac, "We're not going to give it up, Cleveland-New York in the East Conference semifinals. right calf during Sunday night's Nick Van Exel, Eddie Jones, not without a fight," Rockets and Seattle-Sacramento, San "He's probably still the great­ 92-88 victory at Portland. Magic Johnson, George Lynch, coach Rudy Tomjanovich said Antonio-Phoenix and Utah­ est player, but he wasn't quite The 26-year-old guard was Sedale Threatt, Corie Blount, Sunday. Portland in the West. his old self and the people examined by team physician Fred Roberts and Derek The Rockets, finally healthy The Bulls are coming off the around him weren't the same," Dr. Stephen J. Lombardo on Strong. after injuries hit them hard the best regular season in NBA his­ Scottie Pippen said after Jordan Monday. Left off were Anthony Miller, past 2 1/2 months, are the fifth tory (72-10). which assured had his earliest playoff exit "He's going to be listed as who was placed on the injured seed in the West and play the them of the home-court advan­ since 1988. day-to-day, but he's doubtful to list April 16 because of tendini­ Los Angeles Lakers in a best-of- tage through the finals. First, Jordan looked much better play Thursday night," team tis in his right knee, and rookie 5 playoff series beginning though, they have to get there. this season as he won his spokesman John Black said. Frankie King, who has been on Thursday night. Houston won There are two images to re­ eighth scoring title and is prob­ Peeler was running down­ the injured list since Nov. 24 the title as a sixth seed last member from last year's play­ ably headed for his fourth MVP court when he stopped near because of back spasms. year after going all the way as offs before penciling in the award. The Bulls reveled in midcourt, clutching the back of Van Exel. the team's starting a No. 2 seed in 1993-94. Bulls as the automatic champi­ their unprecedented success, his right leg. Within seconds, point guard, didn't play in the "If we're healthy, I'd say on on: Rudy T.'s mouth and but they repeatedly said 72 and before play could be last seven regular-season paper, you have added a Mark Michael's mistakes. wins won't mean a thing unless stopped, he sat down on the games because he was sus­ Bryant, added an Eldridge Tomjanovich stood at center a -championship follows. court. pended and fined an NBA Recasner to a championship court in the Summit last June, "The most important thing is "I've never felt anything like record $25,000 for bumping team, you have to feel you're confetti falling all around him for us to win the title," Pippen that before," Peeler said. referee Ron Garretson on April better," Tomjanovich said. as the Houston Rockets cele- said. Peeler scored 20 points 9 during a game at Denver.

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• GOLF • TRACK Linksters save best Irish prepare for Big East Tourney BY BRIAN REINTHALER 14:23.00, followed by Matt winning the long jump with a Sports Writer Althoff who finished in solid leap of 18'10". 14:32.00. Sophomore Errol Justice also competed well in performance for last As the outdoor track and field Williams stayed consistent by multiple events. The senior By DEREK BETCHER Notre Dame's linksters season approaches its final placing fourth in the 110-meter won both the long jump and Sports Writer shaved forty strokes off of weeks, the Irish track and field hurdles with a time of 14.32. the triple jump on Saturday. their first round score to team has begun to prepare Only two women made the Chris Smith, Mike Conway The women's golf team surge into second place past a themselves for the Big East trip to Mount Sac for the meet and Mike Smedley also con­ ended its season with their rield comprised primarily of Championships to be held at that lasted from Friday to tributed strong efforts. All best performance of the year. Big 10 schools. Minnesota Villanova over the first week­ Sunday. One of the runners, three were victorious in their Wef~kend action saw the Irish won the event with a 651, end of May. Erica Peterson, unfortunately events. Smith threw the javelin shoot a 656 at the Illini Spring while Northwestern finished a Last Friday, the team split had to contend with an injury 191'11" to take that event, Classic en route to finishing stroke behind the Irish in into two and traveled to meets in her event, but teammate. while Conway captured the second. Their second-round third place. that the coaches felt would best freshman Nadia Schmiedt was 1500 and Smedley won the 308 tied the lowest single Senior captain Julie Melby's suit their preparation, the able to run free of pain in the steeplechase. round score in the eight year strong finish epitomized her Mount Sac Relays and the 400-meter hurdles. "We're getting there," said history of Notre Dame team's late season perfor­ Michigan State Invitational. Schmiedt. after a stellar per­ Piane, discussing his team's women's golf. mance. In the last round of "There are a lot of great long formance at the Miami (OH) preparedness for the Big East Despite shooting a 348 the her collegiate career, Melby distance races at Mount Sac," Invitational a week earlier, ran Championship meet. "We've first day of competition, the shot her season's best, a 75. commented head coach Joe a decent time of 60.5 in finish­ got one more week to get ready Irish found their competition Her second round score Piane, "and I wanted our best ing seventh. and get some guys healthy." equally frustrated by the proved to be the weekend's guys to compete there." At the Michigan State The Irish will complete the weather and found them­ second lowest, and it helped Senior middle distance run­ Invitational, Alison Howard and regular season this weekend selves in fourth place. her to earn eleventh place for ner Jeff Hojnacki ran a blister­ Lamarr Justice starred for the with part of the squad heading Saturday, Champaign's Illinois the tournament. ing time of 1 :46.90 to capture Irish. Howard once again to Des Moines for the Drake Hlue Course foatured blustery "The talent's been there this the 800 for the Irish. In addi­ proved that she is the most ver­ Relays and the rest of the team winds that gusted up to 50 season, we've just never put it tion to the performance by satile athlete that Notre Dame traveling north to compete at mph. together for one round. This Hojnacki, Jason Rexing took has by placing third in both the the Hillsdale Relays in The wind apparently did not wasn't a fluke," King assert­ fifth in the 5000 with a run of 200 and 400 meter races and Michigan. trouble Katie King, who was ed. Giving relevance to their among Saturday's best with 308, King cited 320 as a team that used to play here." Grasmanis joins former Notre llll 84. She linished the week· benchmark and sub-310 as Draft Mayes was just glad to be fi­ Dame defensive stars Chris ond with a 163, good for a the kind of seoring consistent­ nally drafted. Zorich and Jim Flanigan who seventh place tie with team­ ly needed to qualify for the continued from page 20 "I'm glad it's over," he ex­ were both selected by the mate Traey Melby. NCAA's golf tournament. plained. "This was probably Bears. Penn State's Bobby Engram the longest day of my life. I Both cornerback Shawn who was selected four picks was sweating. I started to Wooden and center/guard ahead of Mayes by the Chicago question myself. Dusty Zeigler were the final Bears, who thought Engram "I guess it's based on need. two Irish to be drafted and was a better punt returner. Some people need the blaze of went in the sixth round. The Packer's, who were eyeing speed. I'll get down the field. Wooden's being drafted by Mayes since the first round, Only difference is I'll catch the Jimmy Johnson and the Miami were surprised to see him still ball. I don't know if some of Dolphins at the a pick was a available. the others will." pleasant surprise. Many felt "That was like a no brainer," Mayes even went as far as to that the injured defensive back Green Bay general manager reference the Packer's new tra­ didn't have a chance at being Ron Wolf said of his selection of dition of jumping into the drafted after back and knee It's my birthday! Mayes. "He has made some stands after touchdowns. surgeries in college. Yet after a phenomenal catches. Some of "I can jump into the stands much improved and gutsy sea­ the stuff he did was just amaz­ real well," he commented. son the Dolphins felt that ing. We also had him timed Defensive tackle Paul Wooden could answer some Happy 20th Birthday, faster than anything that was Grasmanis benefited from a concerns In the defensive back­ Maura. published" strong showing during the off­ field. Wolf even went on to com­ season workouts to move into Yet, Zeigler had to be the pare Mayes to the former the fourth round to the Chicago most disappointed. ·considered Packer All-Pro Sterling Sharpe. Bears at the 21st pick, 116th to be the star on the Irish's One more year and you're legal "He'll be very similar athletical­ overall. offensive line, Zeigler decided ly and physically to a player "I'm very happy right now," against a fifth year and jumped the Grasmanis said after being into the draft. Many believed selected. "They called me two he would go near the third picks before they selected and round, but no one expected him asked me how I'd like to be a to drop so far. l-Ie was eventu­ Bear. I told them I already feel ally drafted by the Buffalo Bills like one." at pick 35 of round six . I• The Rites of Spring For < THOSE INTERESTED IN BEING READERS AT THE BACCALAUREATE MASS Juniors OR SENIOR LAST VISIT TO GROTIO

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TUESDAY,APRIL23 4:00P.M. • Christmas In April OR • Blue-Gold Game WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24 4:00P.M. AT THE BASILICA OF THE SACRED HEART • Resume Submitted To Career and QUESTIONS? Placement Office CALL 631-7800 /5056 For Database and 0MPUS Resume Books MINISTRY The Observer • SPORTS Tuesday, April23, 1996 defeated Mitra 6-2, 6-3. And, O'Brien dominated his oppo­ Participating in the BIG EAST at No. 4 singles O'Brien domi­ nent again as he defeated will provide the Irish with more nated Paul Campo 6-2, 6-0. Roman Hudec, 6-1, 6-1. than just decorations in their Pun picked up another point for Pun won his third match in as trophy case. Bayliss discussed the team as Joe Howard could many days, struggling in the some of the other advantages. only muster one game, 6-1, 6-0. first but then overcoming Vinod "It will be healthy exposure, I Pietrowski, Patterson and Yesudas 7-5, 6-0. The top see all positives for us," Bayliss Harris played in matches that three players, Sprouse, Simme said. were not completed. and Pietrowski did not finish "We will get opportunity to Although the Irish cruised their matches. compete with Miami who I throughout the field, they did The Irish now have a three think will win a NCAA champi­ face formidable foes. match winning streak with re­ onship in .the next three years. "It was great for us to be able gionals three weeks away. It will also be a great tune up to go to a strong conference According to Sprouse, winning for regionals." tournament, it was much more the Big East12 The team will now prepare competitive that the MCC," was a terrific way to end the and focus on the NCAA Sprouse said. "I think the Big regular season. Regionals which will be held at East Conference will get a lot Bayliss agreed. the Courtney Tennis Center stronger which will help us "Going down to Miami and May 10-12. with playing a tougher sched­ playing in pretty hot weather They have earned the second ule." was a big plus in case we get seed as they finished 10-1 in Pietrowski agreed. some hot weather in the region­ the region with their only loss "The competition was really als. Playing and beating Miami to the top seed Michigan good, we had to come out and at Miami was a big win." Wolverines. The Observer/Brent Tadsen play every match." Freshman Brian Patterson secured an Irish victory by defeating The final would match the Miami's Chris Quinn, 6-2, 6-0. Irish against the Hurricanes. Earlier this season the Irish The fifth seeded squad from dominated Miami 7-0 at home. Rutgers met the Irish in the But now, the hosts had also Men semi-finals. Rutgers reached swept through the competition , continued from page 20 the semi-finals by upsetting the beating No. 10 Seton Hall and St. John's Redmen in convinc­ No. 3 Providence without In doubles play, Sprouse and ing 4-0 style. surrendering a point. Pun shutout BC's top squad of Bayliss again received solid Though the Hurricanes had Jonathan Wright and Rominder doubles play as the regular an enthusiastic crowd cheering Varma, 8-0. Nos. 1 and 3 teams picked up on their nationally-ranked top Sophomore Danny Rothschild hard fought victories. Sprouse player Gil Kovalski, the Irish got the nod as he teamed up and Pun doubled up on had different ideas as they won with Brian Patterson for an 8-2 DeVarshi Mitra and Scott in convincing style, 4-0. win at No. 2 doubles. Seniors McGrath, 8-4. In doubles, the Irish lost Brian Harris and J.J. O'Brien Ryan Simme and J. J. O'Brien their first match of the tour­ also won by a score of 8-2 over clinched the point as they nament as Arturo Zizold and Dave Huck and Tim Smith. turned back the challenge by Ray Schot topped Sprouse and On the singles side of the David Birnbaum and Nick Pun 8-3. action, Patterson saw his first Caradonna, 8-6. Rothschild However, the teams of action at No. 2 singles, dismiss­ and Patterson did not finish Pietrowski-Patterson and ing Jonathan Wright 6-3, 6-0. their match with Paul Campo Simme-O'Brien earned the Pun, Harris, and Rothschild and Joe Howard. point for the Irish with 8-1 and also scored straight set victo­ The Irish proved their depth 8-3 victories. ries at Nos. 4, 5, and 6 singles, as they picked up points from The bottom of the Irish lineup respectively. Sprouse and different players on Saturday helped them to the champi­ O'Brien did not finish their than they did on Sunday onship. Patterson scored a The Observer/Brent Tadsen matches with Steve Murray and against BC. point with a 6-2, 6-0 win over Seniors Jason Pun and Mike Sprouse were defeated, but the Irish still Dave Huck. In the top position, Sprouse Chris Quinn at No.4. prevailed over Miami, 4-0.

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Tuesday, April 23, 1996 The Observer· SPORTS page 15 I I • SAINT MARY'S SOFTBALL Belles sweep weekend at home the Belles saw only 10 batters inning with 3 runs to tie the Team survives in 3 innings. game, 9-9. . Saint Mary's bats fell mostly The bottom of the seventh be­ three double silent after the fourth inning gan with a single by Misch. when they scored 3 runs. Freshman Liz Kopp sacrificed headers in Kalamazoo scored 2 more runs to move Misch to second. Then in the 7th. Only 4 of the 9 a past ball allowed Misch to Kalamazoo runs were earned. move to third. Freshman Kelly weekend play "We let them (Kalamazoo) Coughlin stepped up for the BY LORI GADDIS have one big inning," said se­ Belles at that crucial moment Sports Writer nior Amy Misch. "We let them and singled up the middle to take us out of our game and we score Misch and tie the game. The random South Bend just couldn't get back. We re­ This finalized the hectic week­ weather has been a major fac­ ally kept up our intensity for end for the Bellns, lnaving their tor in the Saint Mary's softball the rest of the game but could record at 16-12. schedule this season. Between not get back what they took The weekend was a huge suc­ hailstorms and snowstorms, the from us." cess for the Belles, as each Belles have been unable to play Sunday was the highlight of game was a total team effort. many games and have been the weekend, as the Belles Much of the success this week­ forced to reschedule. This faced Olivet College. The Belles end was due to the efforts of weekend, however, the Belles won the first game 7-2. Six of the freshmen players for the played with the sun shining and those 7 runs were earned with Belles. ended up 5-1 for the weekend. help from Arena, who went 3-4, "The freshmen have been a . . . . . T~e Observer/Rachel Sederburg .On Friday the Belles faced the freshman Diane Andrews, who really important part of the In preparation for the Midwest lnv1tat1onal 1n Madison, WI, junior Kate University of Chicago. Saint went 2 for three and Richter team all year," said Coach Jan Kozac1k reaches for a serve. Mary's took two from U of C, 7- who drove in 3 runs for th~ Travis. "But this weekend they 2 and 12-1. These scores were Belles. Vogel helped her own really stepped up and came • SMC TENNIS a result of their tough defense cause by smashing 3 doubles through in the clutch." and aggressiveness at the plate. for her 2 at bats and driving in Travis went on to explain that Sophomore Andrea Arena 1 run. she looks to see continued im­ Saint Mary's netters went 6 for 8 in the Chicago The second game looked provement and is hopeful about double header, scoring three bleak early for the Belles. future years with these players runs. Senior Shannon Heise Olivet took a big lead in the 4th as a result of the fine perfor­ fall short at tourney was 5 for 7, scoring 2 runs and inning, 6-0. mances this weekend. She also Misch drove Richter home in felt that the Belles' mental By KATI ILEEN POLICY bracket. adding 3 RBis for the Belles. In the second game, senior the bottom of the 4th to attempt game was challenged this Spnm Writor "We had expected to do bet­ to even the score. The Belles weekend but the Belles stood ter, but we knew that we were pitcher Laura Hichter helped her own cause by going 2 for 3 scored two more runs in the up to the test. Tlw Saint Mary's Bdlns faced going up against the best," said 5th on an Olivet error and a "We really got in a hole in the stilT competition at last week­ junior Kate Kozacik. and driving home 4 RBis. The Belles clinched the game in the blast by Heise. Then in the 6th second game against Olivet," IHHI' s Mid wns t Invitational The Belles had more difficul­ 4th inning when they drove in 8 inning, the Belles' bats came Travis stated. "We were able Tournanwnt. They knew that ty than usual with doubles. alive. to step forward this time, bring eoming in, but they had hoped They realized how important runs from 8 hits, capitalizing on two crucial Chicago errors. With two more runs under our mental game up several for a betler showing. the doubles is to their matches. their belts in the sixth and levels and we have been strug­ All thrrw matches the Belles "Our goal is to come out of The Belles' defense was error­ free in both games against bases loaded with no one out gling with coming back like that played werrl dose. The team the doubles with at least two Limb stepped up and drov~ for much of the season." won llwir first match against points in order to take the pres­ Chicago. On Saturday, Saint Mary's home two runs on a double to The Belles look to another Brltlwl IMNI 5-4. and lost each sure oiT of the singles players," right. Freshman Sarah Martin hectic weekend as they host of tlwir next matches against Kozacik said. faced Kalamazoo College and split the results 7-6 and 4-9. In scored on the throw made by their own tournament. Before Wiseonsin-htu Claire and Saint In addition to the high level of Olivet right fielder. Limb then that, they face Anderson Bmwdict's 5-4. play, the Belles also faced the the first game, senior Michelle Limb went 2 for 3 and Heise scored at home on a past ball. College on Wednesday at "The lrwrll of play was so high problem of playing from 10 Olivet then answered in the 7th Anderson at 3 p.m. at the matches, so I lUll happy a.m. to 10 p.m. on Friday. again came through for the tlw matdws were close," said They felt this day was long, but Belles when she drove in 2 junior Nancy Sorota, No. 2 sin­ everyone else had the same runs. Senior pitcher Maria • SPORTS BRIEFS Vogel hurled 4 strikeouts gles. problem. During this long day, DROP-IN VOLLEYBALL­ will be provided. Register and The Invitational featured the Kozaeik said that the Belles ex­ against Kalamazoo. The second game was a RecSports will be offering pay $6 fee in advance at top 16 trlams in the region, and perienced a big win. Drop-In Volleyball on RecSports. Saint Mary's was ranked The team felt good about struggle for the Belles as they allowed Kalamazoo to score 7 Tuesday, April 23 and 30, niPVtlnth. The teams were bro­ their efforts. They realized from 8-11 p.m. in the Joyce BLOOD PRESSUHE AND COM­ ken into two brackets, with that their matches would be runs in the third on only 4 hits. After a restructuring, however, Center. No established teams POSITION TESTING- will be Saint Mary's in the bottom competitive. or advanced sign-ups neces­ offered free to all faculty, sary. staff, and students on April 22, from 11:30-1 p.m. in the IN-LINE SKATING CLINIC· Foster room on the third floor RecSports will be sponsoring of LaFortune. 'Ifie C[ass of '96 an In-Line Skating Clinic on Thursday, April25, from 5:15- ROWING CLUB MEMBEHS· 6:30. The clinic will be held in There will be a Crew meeting and the parking lot south of the Today at 8:00 p.m. in 123 rrfie Center for Socia[ Concerns Joyce Center. All equipment Nieuwland. Follow the Fighting Irish to wis/i to say THANKS to tfie jo[[owing facu[ty, staff andfriends of9{fJ Ireland Visit the Cork Jazz Festival for their support of tfie Senior 1(ap-1lp groups

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Team Armpit, 21-10 ting a foul is not an absolute Warm Busch Light del., Huh?l, 21-7 Vertical Pleasure del., Time to Fly VI: something game-saver anymore." mo nasty, 24-22 We're so nice ... def., Fruits of the loom, 21-14 Referees not only exist as a Vanilla Kemals del .• Mexican Yams, 21-17 Peter North and 4 mere mortals del., 5 guys means to control the use of Tabasco Cat del., Get your Dickens Cider Box who remain ... , 21-14 Again, 21-9 The Untouchables del .. Common Law Wives, fouling in order to stall a game, Stan and Jeanine's Illegitimate del., Would you 21-12 but also to maintain order on please stop ... , 21-15 Eliminator del., Morning Wood, 21-14 Dicken's Cider Still del., You mom can't wrestle ... , Hood River Bandits del., 294,21-7 the court. 21-18 Models Inc. del., ?, 21-4 In addition, referees become Dicken's Cider Still del., Pigeons on the roof, Arcola Broomcorn Co. del., Spongeworthy, 21- 21-10 9 the focus of crowd approval or Primetime del., Code Blue, 21-5 Absolut Curlies II del., Lex Orandi, 21-16 disapproval in what can Jumanji del .. Major Woody, Private Parts ... , 21- Peel Uprising del., We've got a hunch one of 15 our gaurds still ... , 21·13 become very intense and heat­ Orangeboom del., Serpico, 21-19 Desire del., Cool hand Schecter, 21-2 ed competition. CJ's Wooden Shoes del., Makin shots, doin Dickie and the Atomic Comet del., The Feelgood "As the rounds get further, shots, 21-8 Edition, 21-17 the crowds get larger," Dayton added. "Instead of focusing its anger on the teams, the crowd begins to focus on the referee's calls." GAMES "They're the ones who get all to watch ... the abuse in the late rounds." Still, some people, players es­ pecially, feel that the referees 4. Showtime vs. 17. Sexual Frustrations Rechanneled take away from the purity of the game. Stepan 7, 7:00p.m. "I don't think there should be The Observer Staff Photo 1. Models INC vs. JAU referees in Bookstore, I think it Jarious Jackson of Untouchables gets up in the face of an opponent in should be called by the teams," Sunday's action. The entrance of referees in the round of 64 may eli­ Stepan 2, 8:00 p.m. Brian Ziolkowski of fifth-ranked manate the sort of overly-heated match that Jackson let get to him. 2. NBT 3 vs. Dead Flying Elk CCE said. "I think the players toned down." like it physical and use that to Stepan 2, 7:00p.m. have the best perspective on Still, the question remains, their advantage," Head whether or not they are does the existence of referees, Commissioner Greg Bieg said. DOS KLOSKAS vs. Another Brady X-mas fouled." or lack there of in the early "It works the other way too, Stepan 3, 9:00p.m. Although Ziolkowski feels rounds, give teams an advan­ though, if you get a team that that the referees should not be tage in the run for the calls a foul every time down the Crazy Dave & the Zealots vs. 27. All the President's Men used directly in the game, he Bookstore title? court." Stepan 1, 6:00p.m. added that there presence at Many teams use physical play Ziolkowski agreed that foul­ 7. SWOOSH II vs . ... Bolivian Yaks the court is warranted. and intimidation to overcome ing can be used as an advan­ "I think a ref should be used many of their early opponents. tage. Stepan 6, 8:00 p.m. only if there is a disagreement In the early games, teams don't "It gives a quick, physical Jumanji vs. 26. Orangeboom and they need a neutral party call the fouls that a referee team the advantage, especially Stepan 2, 11:00 p.m. to decide." would call, therefore, giving an if they go for a lot of steals and La Ron Moore, of top-ranked advantage to those teams who rebound," he concurred. "But 11. Pass the Beernuts VI vs. Absolut Kurlies Models, Inc., agrees with hav­ are more physical and aggres­ it's all part of the game and Stepan 3, 10:00 p.m. ing referees in Bookstore. sive with the ball and off the should stay that way." Diaper Dandies vs. 60 Inches, 2nd Coming "I think they should be there boards. Players and commis­ Although controversial, the Stepan 7, 9:00p.m. because sometimes the games sioners alike agree on this question of referees will remain get out of control," Moore com­ point. that way, because from here on Vertical Pleasure II vs. Vanilla Kernels mented. "They keep things "Some teams like that play out their presence will be felt Stepan 5, 6:00p.m. and will be a factor in the fate 16. To basco Cat vs. Dickie Frappe ... of the silver anniversary of Stepan 6, 6:00p.m. Have something Bookstore Basketball. to say? Tired of same old late night 1izza binge? Use Observer 25 ~ hot dogs not cutting it? Classifeds

PIG·OUT ON ANTOSTAL AT THE MIDNIGHT WINGS EATING CONTEST TONIGHT AT THE NITE OAK Tuesday, April 23, 1996 The Observer· SPORTS BOOKSTORE BASKETBALL PAIRINGS FOR TUESDAY ------. Below are the game pairings for today, Tuesday, April 23. Note: This is not a bracket

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After losing a tough match to the Texas It was an impressive debut for the Irish. Longhorns and suffering their worst loss of The women's tennis team claimed their the season to the Michigan Wolverines, the first Big East championship this past Notre Dame men's tennis team seemed to weekend, and did so in an impressive fash­ be ailing. ion. The Irish achieved their goal, by .. The Big East Conference tournament defeating the Miami Hurricanes in front of proved to be just what the doctor ordered their home crowd, 4-0. as the Irish swept through the field to come "It was a good weekend for us," stated home with the crown. head coach Jay Louderback, "Sunday went "It was a good experience and fun to very well for us." compete against different schools," junior The Irish were seeded first for the tour­ Ryan Simme said. "They ran it very well nament, and therefore got the bye in the and the tournament was a much bigger first round. The team coasted past their production than playing in the MCC." second round opponent, the eighth-ranked "I was very impressed with the St. John's. The netters received their first Conference and the way everything was challenge from fourth-ranked Boston handled from the banquet to the adminis­ College, but they still secured a victory. trator's meetings," Head Coach Bobby The true test came in the finals against Bayliss praised. "I think it made a great the Miami Hurricanes. "The finals was the impression on our guys. The Big East is tough match for us," stated Louderback. definitely a first class conference." According to Louderback, a large num­ The Irish earned the No. 1 seed with a ber of fans turned out for the match, and solid regular season and a top thirty they were loud. The Irish came out quick­ national ranking. The host University of ly, and claimed the doubles point. Miami Hurricanes proved to be the most Seniors Holyn Lord and Wendy Crabtree formidable foe at the second seed. The cruised to a 8-3 win over the Hurricanes' newcomers appeared to have little trouble Leanne Gutkin and Victoria Ilunt, at No. 1 sweeping through the tournament without doubles. The second-seeded pair of junior surrendering a point. Erin Gowen and freshman Jennifer Hall Eighth-seede Boston College was the first were victorious over their Hurricanes' test for the Irish. BC edged Villarfova in opponent, 8-6. The No. 3 doubles team their preliminary match 4-3 for the right to consisting of a new pair, sophomores face the No. 1 seed, but could not manage a Top: Senior Wendy Crabtree led the Irish to their first Big East title, winning at Kelley Olson and Molly Gavin also chalked doubles point or even a set. No. 3 singles, 7-6, 6-1 . up a win over Miami, 8-2. Bottom: Senior Jason Pun chalked up a singles win for the Irish, and guided "The win was a whole team effort," stat- them to victory in their first Big East tournament. see MEN/ page 15 see WOMEN/ page 18

• BOOKSTORE BASKETBAll • NFL DRAfT Refs add to Irish presence the challenge missing in first By BETSY BAKER Sports Writer round of Draft At the heart of Bookstore Basketball lies an By THOMAS SCHLIDT element that surpasses the norms of five-on-five Associate Sports Editor pick-up basketball. In its purest form, Bookstore Basketball includes big plays and Hundreds of fans, scouts and prognosticators even bigger words. try to predict the NFL Draft, and never with any Up until today, teams have monopolized on success. This year was no different. this element. But as the field is now narrowed Nebraska running back Lawrence Phillips was down to sixty-four teams, a new force is intro­ considered the best player in the draft, yet he fell duced into Bookstore XXV- that of the referee. to the sixth pick because of domestic problems. The question of the presence of referees in Texas A&M's exciting tailback/kick returner Bookstore is a controversial one that includes Leeland McElroy and Texas' young dominating opinions on both sides of the coin. defensive end Tony Brackens all were consid­ "It is pretty clear that as you get into the later ered among the top 15 players entering the rounds, the strategy of some teams is to foul all draft. Yet they lasted until the second round, the the time in order to keep their team alive," 32 and 33 picks respectively. Bookstore commissioner Kevin Klau comment­ The Draft didn't fare any differently for the few ed. "Having refs eliminates this." Irish involved this year. Wide receiver Derrick "As it is, it's pretty physical," he added. "But Mayes had arguably the best hands in the draft, with referees, a team has to have smarts as op­ yet many teams questioned his speed. Once posed to just fouling their way through the thought a mid first round pick, Mayes fell until game." the end of the second round to the Green Bay Commissioner Matt Dayton also cited the fac­ Packers, the 56th pick overall. tor of free throws that comes with the use of ref- The Observer/Mike Ruma Ten other receivers were selected before Drafted by the Chicago Bears in the fourth round of the NFL Draft, Mayes, all were considered speedsters except for Defensive tackle Paul Grasmanis was one of four Irish players select­ see REFEREES/ page 16 ed. see DRAFT/ page 13

Women's Tennis Lacrosse • Full Bookstore coverage vs. Western Michigan, April23, vs. Michigan State, April 26, 7 p.m. 3:30p.m. see pages 16, 17 Track and Field Softball at Drake and Hillsdale Rt·lays, • Women's golf team wraps up season vs. Norrhern Illinois, April 23, 4 p.m. April 26 and 27 see page 13 Baseball SMC Sports vs. St. Norbert, April 24, 4 p.m. Softball at Anderson, April 24, 3 p.m. • Saint Mary's softball weekend results Tennis at Kalamazoo, April25, 3 p.m. see page 15