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VOLUME XXII HOUGHTON COLLEGE, HOUGHTON, N. Y., OCTOBER 11, 1929 NUMBER 4

W. H. & F. M. CONVENES AT HOUGHTON Lecture Cours, - 1929-'30 PURPLE WINS IN FIRST TWO GAMES

WIn Jarosch Oct. 23 Rousing Speecbes Inspire SUNDAY SCHOOL Garly Sisters Nov. 22 MilS. LEE GIVES "Leffy" Pitches Purple Delegates Judge Aldai Dec. 17 To Victory No Yong Park Feb. 5 INTERESTING Tuesday evening the Eastern Dis- INVIIES NEW Mrs. Butler , Mar. 14 Old Man Weather made the first trict Missionary Convention of the CoL Philip Moore Apr. 16 game of Houghton's Series an unin- reresting spectacle, last Monday. Women's Home and Foreip Mis MEMBERS May Concert May 2 CHAPEL TALK sionary Society convened in tAd Col- LeiRng,vell silenced the Gold's *big guns" allowing but three hits and Attendance Goal Set McCarrylege Chapel presided for its and first Mrs. service. AUX ARMS Of W. C. T. U, Convention fanning eight men Warden and Leister gave the address of the even- Flinr featured at bar. "Andy" came ing - through with two hits and two runs The Houghton College Sunday In chapel, Friday, Mrs. Lte gave in After a brief song service, Rev. J. Alas, the sub-zero blasts warn us three times up. Flint drove out a morning Bible School has set a new R. Pirt led the devorionals, reading of the approarhing winter. Tile an interesting report of the 55th an- E long double in twice up. Five walks attendance goal for imlf,-two huB from the third chapter of Colossiani lazy summer breezes and peaceful nual convention of the National W. I were costly to the Gold, dred. Up to the present time the sunshine are gone for another sea. C. T. U. which was held at Indian- i The game starred with a walk for A violin solo was then played by average has been about one hundred "Pete" Albro. AIbro srole second. Miss Morgan whose ability was not son. No more are we a carefree peo. apolls, Indiana fifty. It is believed that from the The convention marked a lugh ' Doty flied to short. VanS[yke walk- unappreciated. ple, able to come and go at will. The three hundred fifty or four hundred time for galoshes and rubbers, over- point in the history of remperance ed and AIbro scored on bad throw- President Luckey's cordial wal· children, students, and citizens of coats and mufflers is here. Winter and prohibition. The most spectacu-'ing. The next two batters flied out come was responded to by the fol- Houghton at least fifty more can be has approached under the ambush of tar feature proved to be the unveil- I retiring the side . Bates reached 8rst lowing conference presidents: found to whom the Bible study ap- Indian summer's balmy air. It has ing of a memorial tablet to the mem- lon an error, stole second. Frank Rochester, Mrs. Edith Lee peal can be made. The time given taken us unawares. The great bat- ory of Frances E. Willard in the ro- r struck out, Scraum walked and Bates Michigan, Mrs. Mabel Perrine for the recruiting of this tWO hun- tle is about to begin. We must rouse tunda of the state capitol of Indiana,, went to secon4 Taylor Bied to deep Ohio, Mrs. Hazel Smothers dred is the remainder of the month center and Flint struck out retiring Lockport, Mrs. Ethel Bullock. of October. In other words ir is from our dorm#„y, Students. We for it was the 50th anniversary of thar the first of November must prepare for the horrible ordeal. her election to the presidency of the the side. Representatives were present from Tho' it tries the courage and worrys National W. C. T. U. which rook The Purple scored three times in Champlain, North Michigan, Cana. two hundred people in regu- the spirit of every man among 4 we Place in Indianapolis in 1879. The the second inning on singles by A'bro da, Middle Atlantic and Alleghany * attendance upon the Bible must learn w close the lower front tablet was designed by Lorado Taft, and Warden and an error. The Conferences. 64(01, and that that number plui famous American sculptor and per- Gold returned to thdr half of 6 w¢[1 continue coming all through tbe The College Male Quarter ren- -HC- sonal friend of Miss Willard during second and zored one nm ona sing- dered the selection, "When You bool year. Know Him." y Profes,or P. E. Woolsey, the efE- NEW BRITTANIA t tem ittt wwifYbfL;3t lk Bates and an error by IAng- Mrs. Clara McLeister, the General IN,t and enthusiastic superinten- Hall of Fame, New York City. The dird frame was short for the Conference President of the Society 94 ccystallized into a working or- PURCHASED BY Mrs. Lee cscribed the cint cere- Purple. A double play and ck spoke oc, "The Holy Spirit in Mp ia sugiestians made by the Board mony that marked the presenta-__'- throw ro Flinr caught vanSIyke 01 which ma on Monday, September .LIBRARY pf th® +4.0 6 *e by IM. -irsz to recirt the sid= ------follows: 30. He' has planned services of wor- Ella A. 80014 president of the Na- The Gold were unable tO Solve dip (opening exercises) which will tional W. C T. U. Governor Har- The anointing of the Holy Spirit Edition fourteen of the Encyclo- in their half of the at Pentecost marked tbe Inaugura- prove ftimulating and instructive. ry G Lalic received the tablet on Itly's curves Ie teachers are expecting to do pedia Brittanica, which has just re- behalf of the stage. Fwe thousand third. He struck two out and Taylor tien Day of the Christian Church. cently been released from the press was caught at second on an attemp- Then followed the commission of the evfrything pos=ble to promote the school children, escorted by motor po- 1*:crested study of the "world's best has been pi•,-1 on the slwlves of the lice and led by torchbearers, marched ud Holy Spirit unto Barnabas and Paul Willard 1. Houghton Memorial Li- The Purple scored three more runs who brought the gospel into Asia seller". The group of Bible School in a "Youth's Crusade" through the workers are "sold" on the idea that brary. nis marvel of the ages, as streets to the state houle. Some, too in the foud on another mngle by Minor. In response to a second call ithas Ettihgly been called bymany Paul pressed westward into Europe no one is educated who is ignorant young to walk the disence, were car- Warden. a walk and two erron and as far as Rome. of the Bible. They believe, further, authorities, contains twenty-four vol- Iried in their father's arms. These another walk. "Arrow head" Flint that the Sunday morning Bible umes wrftten in plain, everyday lan- The persecution of these first children represented the 4,1,1,en of started the fourd for the Gold with School is one good place in which to guage. Christians tended to scatter them get acquainted with the BooK. When the encyclopedia was first , AmericaAmendment bom sincewho ve th, neverEighteenth seen aa smashingting for Cummings double, WiJmoc struck pinch out, Vo-hit- everywhere, thus spreang the gospel edited, it contained three volumes 1 far and wide. Gradually the Roman saloon. Several accompanying 6-A, gan reached Erst on an error. Flint hierardiy suppressed preaching; but Prof. Lawless Spends cov ZLtCorS;2; ' played, while 'from dropped ove:6 red® andad airplanes.white roses wasupon caught f out "Lily" stealing to Grst Eird. retiring Fisk the went side. monks carried the message of Sab have been primed, until the most re- 1 the scene. It is estimated that the Both colors made a run in the tien far into Europe and England Summer at Syracuse cent edition cnntnins thirty million florists of Indiana contributed 010, A last frame. The game was ratcr 1000 - 1500 A. D. is the period of words of new material 1000 worth of Bowers to the occasion. listiess because of the cold. If the Dark Centuries which witnessed thi 1%e last complete edition was re- Another 46 point of the con- L 'Indian Summer" continues the Cru,ades. Following & in thi Prof. Lawfess spent six weeks in leased in 1910, the eleventh and I year 1517, Martin Luther brought od summer school at Syracuse Univer- twelfrb being merely supplements. t'ention was the receipt of a letter ' series wili be PIayed of in the next the Reformation which led to tb* trom President Hoover, stressing the few weeks. sity getting several hours toward a These vokmes ;re absolutely new value of educational work in tem- 1 - throwing of of the Catholic yoke. Master of Music degree. There came the great Wesleyan Afrer the scrain of hard work, he r=:tr:i:r=rnzi (Ce.Mud 1/4. Th,u) i ·rhe 35'15;Z purple- movement of the i8th century rev*- "got a feeling" that be needed a survey of universal knowledge." As, Gold xria was won by the Purple ing all churches and kindling mb real vacation, and be W one in Can- the New York Tmes 52,4 "the long sionary zeal throughout England. ada seventy-five mifcs north of To- heavy article, full of professional jar. Christian l'OrkerS on Wedn=day afternoon by the As a resuk of this movement Wit ronto, at his sister's home- Tennis gon *hich no one out of a limited Holds Service $ MU®Sthr et:Purprt:f Y: ham Cary, David Brainard, Adoni- Acic can compMhend, is a thing of J high lights of the game. The Gold. ram Judse, and David Livingstgme things tbat mle a vacation, helped the pat." received the great missionary mo* a ggR* pitchin0 "Bev" Taylo„ started the 62 time to paSS all too swiftlv. Twenty-titree volumes are devo- ' game of = k sbap®, =* = ted to informidm, and the twenty- me*t among the heatheIi When be headed for home he *op- Fun in die Gric and four in the sec- In coxiclusior: the challenge of *e fourth consists'entirely of 16- and Last Sunday ev,nims tbe Christian unAAished task was presented, ad the Caaac*an National Exhibition indice. are collections Workersof paint held the a Weaal Snt meeting 6ur waeat unabbe m o.enake the privilege stated of sharing li From Toren** * took a boat across the Higgins Wesl®yaa cburcb. Ly6 the Gold Wd unal rbe kast 615 of God's gruit plah of evangelizing Donn¢Hy acted bod u leader of the , the liff when "Pete" Albm triplcd, every nation oh the earth. ready for tbe y¢ar' d grind. to Be founct ev*where in the books. meeting and of :be song service. A Warden reached 69 om an error, erence was a Thirty-two pagb are devoted to the most convincing mesaage of salvation Dory singled andailthree *ored be- source of inspiration for all who at- mbject of Flam tefEng of its history, was brought from tbe book of Dan- fore the side could be retired The CORRECTIONS teh# from the quiet hour in the manuficmed *id uses- Although iel by La wrence Strong and Adelben Gold made a valiant effort m both morning, to the close of the speech this has 2!ways been the most scho6r- Edwarcis. 6#h and seventh bming, m tic the which Revuend T. P. Baker deli- A and autrivative encyclopedia in Hulbert Marvin is not at Marion During the song service two spe- score, gettnig men as far U third vered in the evening. College. He i, attending Indiana the English 6pguage. the new edi- cia! numbers were given by a mixed base in each bning coly to have The Scriptgre Reading for the State Teacher's College, Indiana, tion surr•.se. by far any other book them cut down at t6® platz on bits of its kind. quartette consisting of Aura Matect, morning was tal:en from Hebrews Pen*1*ani:,' *nd has a charge at Miss Parks, Homer Fero and Jolm to Short· f 0:4.Yf A spdcial seledion, *The Penn Run, Pennsylvania. Kluzitt. A testimony meeting fol- The Gold displayed a much better SuAess of the Ei,g" was sung 69 Viola Ro,h attinded Summer Russia, Chin, and South America towed giving others af the group an brand of bastball than in the hrst Mrs. EstNer Depdw. Interesting and School at Missionary Trammg Insti- are insist¢ntly asking for Bibles opportunity to praise tbe Locd fe® game and the Purple will doubtled he*ful pipe rs and scussions in re- tuu * Ny*¢14 New York, instud What 4 fainly request, you have his goodness and mercy to them. meet sorne real opposition in the of M. 1. T. as state;1 befo. gard to methods folfowed-"Give the privilege o studying in the Sun The sermon might well be summed next gaines Attention to Reading," Mrs. Edna day $¢4004 up in two verses bom Romana 3. Wood; "Worker; Together," Mrs. You can get a A. 8. and B. S. 9/, thi way you show up at the "For ali have sinned, and come short GoW ¢i'chu, from the line-up. Mae Schaffer; "Diligent in Busi- dur lig your ·fouy- years at Hbughton of the glory of God; being jusded ]0 salre of te ,®cond game ia u ness, Ma Nettie Readett. -88* St,1* at' 9: 56 Sunday morn- 110 ,ure Uy to get somewhere freely by his grace through the re- (Cni,iwed H Pig, Th„t) inga. is to know where you are going." demption that is in Christ Jesus." (Continued on P=:c ThT.1 Page Two THE HOUGHTON STAR

THE HOUGHTON STAR ALUMNLNEWS LOCALS High School Notes

Publisbed Weekly by the Union Literary Association 15 Arthur Clegg of Lockport, N. Y., One of the innovations in the again this weekind. visited his sister, Lydia, one day last high school this year, is the hold- Saw Pete Steese over 3 week. ing of chapel exercises in the study Editorial Staff . hall every Monday. The purpose of courts courts Saturday. Clayton ("Doc") Frank has re ELLSWORTH -L-BROWN -'30 --- 5 turned to school. this is mainly to provide a time for f 'Alint" the various high school classes to H. HUGH THOMAS '30 r -"porato-digging vacation" - Olive Wetherill, ex-'32 Olean, N hold their business meetings after WARREN THURBER '32 ton. t Y. was a visitor in town Tuesday. the brief chapel program. HARRIET A. STORMS '30 S Laurel Davies of Pike, N. Y. visi On Monday of this week the ser- RUTH BURGES '%2 r Joe Kemp and M ; ted her sister Evelyn, Tuesday. vice was opened with a song, directed WILLET W. ALBRO '30 r Sunday morning. by Harriet Storms, in the absence of 0 - - r they can sit together at the Mrs. Effie Thayer and daughter' Miss Zimmerman. The devotionals Business Staff ing service. Association rules don'r flizabeth, of Hornell, N. Y., visited were in charge of Mrs. Stark who m town Sunday. THEOS E. CRONK '32 now. told a few phases of David's boy. , hood life. BEULAH L. BROWN '30 ,Ralph B. Long ex* grad f Gladys Perkins, Geneseo, N. Y. , and Lester Russell, Mt. Morris, N PAULINE E. BEATTIE '30 ' William and Mary College, is n wor 1 - Y. visited Genevieve Matthews, Sun . day. Reporters EMBARRASSING go. : , Elva Lucas, who is training at the ALVIN DENSMORE '30 ALEDA AYERS '31 ERA BARKER '32 s Geneste Hospital in Rochester, N CYRIL LrmE '32 to MOMENTS VELMA HARBECK '32 ROMA LAPHAM '31 Sem. is 5531 Maryland Avenue, Y., was home for the week-end. BEATRICE NEAL '32 Illinois. Howard Dietrick took Margaut From Real Life The following item 1 Carnahan to her home in Newfane Entered as second class matter at the Post Oke, Houghton, N. Y. in t · N. Y., Saturday, where she spent under act of October 3, 1917, authorized October 10, 1923. the week-end. rate 41.50 per year. Advertising rates furnished by request. SUSPENSE who received a Master s f 1 Willard Dekker spent the week- He was one of those fiery preach- Northwestern University, will ta : end in Endicott, N. Y. as guest of FRIDAY, OCTOBER Il, 1929 .ers with arm motions like a windmill, Miss Crane's place during her ab Olive Gardner, a former student in and foot acrion, with the energy of a sence. He has a forceful person- Houghton Colleg,k pugilist. One Sunday, while preach- ' Edith Stearns, Walter Alexis and , good things this yeak" M ing in a borrowed and rather tight Ellsworth Brown spent the week-end was of the Class of 75. suit, he leaned too far over the pul- f at their respective homes. . pit, delivered an astounding thought The Eastern District Missionary , when, snap, his suspenders parted I Collegiate Sam Says: f Convention is being held·at the company with that which was sus- , John E. Hester, a fonner student. College this week. Representatives pended. His thoughts broke for a T After leaving Houghton and gradu- Boxing is good for the reach. from the various conferences are pr£,, moment-that awful heart breakingj

sent. brain-searing moment. Then he drop- < So isa boarding houser in North Carolina, took a Gordon Allen of Gainesville ha;b ped to his knees. It was absolutely boat trip.to Europe r the only thing to do under the cir- been out o f school for several days' oM years at Chicago Seminary, cumstances. account of illness. graduated and ordained in June '27, He delivered the rest of his ser- taught social science the· palt tw Miss Zimmerman, who has been 4 mon from that position. (When he years in Talladega College (for Ne- the hospital for a few days, is *re told the story, he said that his pew groes) in Alabam*. He i,ap married to be out again. ple were used to his doing queer -''' COLUMBUS August, 27, 1929 to .Min Helen things.) He had to do. something Miss Lucile Wilson was en to ---- ' BEN WOOD [LVIS Pelps, · director ¢ R41giou* Edu-- to gain enough time to do some re--- the.J amestown hospal fsday. tion in a Congrational (hurch in pair work, so he gave the altar call Raise thy majestic voig thou grand old singer, Atlantic! She has been suffering fror* an at· Alhambra, California, his home with the special injunction that Shmit to the heavens with glee, as when, at tlie birth of a tempest, tack of appendicitis. Thunder to thunder responds, and the darkness is cracked by the town. everybody bow their heads and keep lightning; their eles closed. Just received a letter, in answer Heave thy mmultuous bosom that almost bursts with its rapture; REMINISCENCES A few deft movements and the to the frantic 4 for alumni news, He finished the rest Clap thy thundering, azure hands with their foam-tipped fingers; crisis was over. from Fred Bedford 75 He is teach - of the service in the regular manner. Sing in dip· matchless music, thou marvelous ocean poet; Ten Years Ago Thine is the only song that can worthily honor thy hero, ing at Huntington, Inng Island and says that he enjoys his work very Linked forever with thee are all his glories immortal! ! ALL IN A DAYS WORK much and feels the most interesting Under Current News appeared }learnt thou not, Columbus, the many million hosannis? experience he has 1;ad to be just tiv- this item-«On Sept. 27 a fine baby The stenog answered the phone. Nation with nation vies in thine honor; the blaze of thy glory ing and doing well the job at hand. boy, Charla LeRoy, was born to Pro- Somebody wanted the Boss immedi- L

Earth is an infant that still o'er irs alphabet puzzles and struggles. "Math" topic in the near future. -HC- Science shall cross the ocean that hides all mysterious secrets; He: The Star Staff are going to Izt's all hope he is ambitious. get keys. 04 the wonderful sights that shall dazzle the eye of the future Alumni! let's hear from the rest Puplic School Music Seniors Sweet Young Thing: Really. How Each undiscovered America only awaits its Columbus! of you, anything that has interested Elect Officers lovely, now they can all get in the you will interest us. office whenever they want to.

-0- * ®irtlihog ®rretings * The Public School Music Senior HOOSIN HOUGHTON HOO It's no wonder that some women Come to Sunday School and learn class met Tuesday and organized. look faded--they are always casting He is a Prof. with a very lovable Wesley Gleason was e lected pre,i- withering glances at the men- dent; Katherine Main, Vice-Presi- Oct. 13-Catherine McCarthy more a bout the world's best seller -0- He has been described as having dent, and Mildred Stevenson, Secre- People who throw kisses are inex- " anAndrew Jackson face and a Oct. 14-Lavina Mullen tary·treasurer. The Class of '30 will cusably lazy.

Charlie Chaplin haircomb." be the fint one to graduate from this -0- Oct. 15-Theodore Wm. Brink The editor sat op a wasp the other day and was stung but did not cry course in Houghton. Answer to last week's .Hoo".- "Dad, what part of speech is wo- manT' Oct. 16-Eleanor Tappin out. The Public School Music depart- Lovina Mullen '31, Editor of 1930 He felt it beneath him, of course. ment *as accrdited by the State Ed- Boulder .- "Woman ain't a part of speech Oct 18--Emily Ross ucational Bureau last year. THE HOUGHTON·STAR Page Three /ff

W. C T. U. into the yard. He drove his carriage (Conhued from P/ge One) Pur* COW-LAW AB R H Albro A. -4 2 1 By WARREN THURBER '32 perance. A telegram of appreciation and waddled up the steps. Mrs. HAMILTON'S 421 Ward met him at the door. pledging support to the government Warden 311 and mentioning the educational plans Doty A' cow is never a thorobred unti1 'Good mornin', Colone!," she 300 Wellsville, : - New York for the coming year was sent in an Leffingwell she is killed by a train. Nahum greeted. swer. Mrs. Ella. A. Boole, president Albro W. 3 1 1 Ward's cows were n* exception "Mornin'," was the abrupr ans- Wolfe 301 of the Natiofal W. C. T. U., in the The whole trouble started when wer, "Nate here?" Cook 300 annual address gave a forward look Nahum refused to 6411 the railroad "Yes," she said graciously, "come Lester J. Ward Mein 301 right in." tO the work of the organization and company the right of.way through Pharmacist Fitimre. R. V 30O its possibilities of achievement. She Corsette the big pasture lot south of his "Hello, Colonel," said Nahum as Totals 29 6 6 the Colonel entered. Candy and Stationary-A Specialty anno,•-A the,slogan for the coming house. Well, the raiboad company 'Lo, Nate," was the mechanical year to be "Eternal Vigilance is the Gold didn't give Nahum,a titket to Flori da -f# his refusal even though the rer'v Price of Prohibition". Upon her re ABRH "Have a chair?" commendation the W. C. T. U. has division manager did tell Nahurn to Bates 412 i Yep. I came down to offer set- adopted a new departmenr of work Frank 4 1 1 go where it was warm. No, indeed. to promote the use of unfermented tlement for the cow the flyer hit las' BATTERY SERVICE Vogan 4 0 0 They went into conference with the Interstate ·Comineite dmmission night," said the Colonel and non-alcoholic fruit juices =be- Taylor 401 carne right back, ind condemned the' - 'The cow?" inquired Nahum. Auro and Raaio. Chargig 0.75 cause they appeal to the spirit, and Dolan 402 hind and took it foK about half o f *The cow?" have only good dects the morning Flint 401 Harvey Jennings after. . r'Yep." Howlert 411 what might have been considered only an offer. Then it was Nahum's "But Colonel, it wasn't one cow it Leave Battery at S. Wilcox's. The proceeding of rhe convention Cummings 210 move But what could he do? Just was my whole heard," protested brought to Ught tile fact that Miss Fiske 312 exactly what he did do. sit by the Nahum, "nor one but five." Louisa M. Gross, organizer of th e *Armstrong 10 0 south window and mutter to himself "Five." said the Colonel surprised. First National Bank Women's Moderation Union, one o f Totals 34 5 10 dlings that weren't anyone's business "Five," repeated Nahum, holding the wet groups claims a total mem BELFAST, N. Y. - *Satted for Cumming in seventh. Bur all that blew over and every- up his hand with his fingers extended. bership over the whole United States Three-base hit-"Pete thing went along all right for a num. "The engineer reported one," said Member of the Federal Re. of only three hundred women. This Two-base hit-Dolan. ber of years. Nahum worried his the Colonel serve System. Special atten- was a striking contrast to the re- "I don't care if he did," answered -HC- hair white. fearing his COWS would porr of the National Corresponding W.H. and F. M CONVENTION get on the track. But the railroad Nahum. "It was five an' you can go tion given to banking by rnail. Secretary, Mrs. Anna Marden De -4 (Continued from Page One) company kept the fence in perfect our there and see for yourself." 4% interest paid on time deposies. Yo, which showed that in the past repair. Just as Nahum was begin. "No," said the Colonel, "Ill take ten months 50,000 new memberS ning to breathe 204 for the firsr your word for it. I seen there wan't SPRING STYLES have joined the W. C. T. U. :An open forum was conducted by time in cert years something hap- the chairman to bring out several any in the pasture when I drove in." In mens (3xfords, Hats N Ties Stanley High, editor of the Chris- e "It was a hard blow," sighed Na- Suits and Top.Coats methods of creating interest in mis- pened. One day a section of th tian Herald, was applauded by the guard fence blew down in a strong hum, "the milk and butter from them LADIES- convention for his speech in which sins among ladies of local societies. s cows kept me an' Marthie in grocer- Oxfords and Sandals, ,At 10:00 o'clock the Student Body wind. That very -night Nahum' he said that temperance forces muht aI{d the Convention united for the five cows, the pride of his life, found ies for a long time. Ail' it t'want on|Y at prices you c,rn dord to M. not be side-tracked from their main c that but they wuz the best an' most CHapel service. Reverend T. P. Ba- the gap and decided to have a froli Colburns General Store issue which is whether or not th with .the ekven forty.two flyer. For intelligent lot o' cows y' ever seen, : k* brought the address, entitled, Colonel." Hume. New York American people want to get rid o *hy Promote Missions?" at prhich some unknown reason the flyer "did liquor. Dr. James M. Doran de- ti41#be presented the word "mission" not choose" to frolit H The next "What'd they cost you?" asked livered a most interesting address in the Colonel slyly. as! Ian institution for the promotion morning the contented, bovines fail which he used offcial Egures to ed to respond to Nahum's "Gmc "Oh ewant the cost. It wa the SPECIAL SALE show a definite advance in law en. of religion and Christianity:_ He boss, come boss-"

Always drink coffee in the key of until he reached .*e,steps. There C sharp, never run die scale (rhat Martha' ca'ught Nihim md led him is for soup). All til be st restaur · back into the house. The Colonel led ants have orchestras. You must his horse into the road before he dar- BouIder Concert make up for the need here. ed to climb into his carriage. If your glass is empty and rhe That afternoon when Nahum had At waiter is not within shouting dis- recovered from the Colonel's visit, tance, merely throw it on the floor he had another caller. Roscoe Conk. Count de Coupons Never leave empty things around· lin Fess was Doville's latest advo- HOUGHTON COLLEGE CHAPEL Nothing can be spilled On the table cate. Colonel Sanders had had cloth from empty things. Dear Readers of this Column, everything his own way until Roscoe On Always mix your food up together burst onto the horizon fresh from The Count is physically indispose;4 in fact he is so weak that his doctor on your plate p|ace the molar' cav- law school Despite the Coloners ity as near as possible, use knife and threats, Roscoe hung and slowly his has placed him on an onion diet. Ht fork, and begin. The idea is to get Friday Evening, Cktober 18, 1929 expects to gain enough strength to practice increased. When the news rid of the stuff. answer any of the questions which of Nahum'$ cows reached him, Ros- Never take less than four slices of gain his 0Ece daily, so Ere ati the coe climbed into his car, one of a breaci Those left at the end of the questions you want to,hell be ready popular make, usually distinguished meal can be thrown at the waiters Admission 50 cents with a red hot answer. by its numerous nttles, and journey- When finished, arise, kick your ed down tb'tlie Ward farm. Martha Most-of you have been allowed chair into the corner and run met him at the door. the honor of meeting the famous What's the use of staying longer, the noblem2n--right hand man of the When in Fillmore see our line of Gift Goods. place is only for the purpose of eat- Continued next week. good Queen kphthander of Switzer land. He is an admiral in Her ing We have numbers of new attractive items. Just what Highness' navy in comin.nd of the (Dorm etiquette for ladies win ap- you will want for anniversary, shower and birthday gifts. pear in the next issue.) "The greatest Book m the world" entire beet and haing as flagship Come in and look them over whether you purchase H. M. S. Ungentine. Get acquainted with it in the Sun or not. You may have noticed that he COWLAW day School. - , · · wears his silk hat well down over his (Con:inued from Page Three) ears. He is a very modest Little fel- Arthur R. Wiles low and really afraid to look himself "Well the company's willin' to pny in the eye because he thinks he you a fair amount for damages," said FILLMORE, NEW YORK Alice M. Lockwood might attack himself and be con- the Colonel gazing around the room. Oh, Colonel, them cows couldn't quered in the Eerce„- of the fray. 0-tal Hkenist Oral Prophylaid Wall Paper from 10c a Another reason is that he has ears be replaced for three hundred dollars Wellsville Laundry like palm-leaf fans, and the nor' a head," said Nahum seriously. Fillmore, N. Y. double-roll up. Toys and westers that blow out at sea think "Ferget it," was the reply, "Jim Dry Cleaning Company Gifts. Nevers sold a cow for twenty dollars that they're a pair of sails and might DRYCLEANING Alexander's Book Store start him locomodng. t'other day an' a good one too." MENDING He would appreciate imparting "But mine were good one,/' Na- M. C. Cronk, Agent 91 Main St., Wellsville. N. Y. his wi.,6.n to you who are bothered hum objected. PLAIN-SEWING "Oh yeah, probably. But they wid questiocs Plcase direct all of AT REASONABLE RATES, your queries to him in care of this want worth no three hundred dollars Ma. EDNA HuNT, paper. apiece. We'I! give ya seventy-five 44 4 Per Cent 4 Per Cent f HOUGHTON HALL Sincerely, dollars for the lot of 'em." Ivan Awfulitch, "What" screamed Nahum, "You Little Things won't do nothin' of the kind. That's Sec'y to Count de Coupons C AMOUNT 9 an insult, Colonel Sanders, an' you COMPLIMENTS OF S know it." To Big Things "Take it or leave it," remarked the Dorm Etiquette Colonel indiSerently The €olloge Inn Save a quarter & day and you have almost 0100 in a year. "Ill leave it an' you leave my 4 Then added to this is di interest which make more money. house," cried Nahum, his face red- For Men Only I have taken over the 4 LEARN tlic fascin'ation of watching your money grow. dening. TRY A DAILY Now that we are settled for anoth The Colonel looked at him and one Well Known er ,«ar, it wiR be well to repeat a look convinced him that Nallum "LITTLE SAVINGS PLAN" few mies of good behavior to be meant business. He seized his big Nash Clothes at $23.50 State Bank of Filimore observed at the dorm. A few are black hat and fled out of the door Samples at Robbins Hardwaro practicing these already. with Nahum close upon his heels FILLMORE, NEW YORK C. B. Haskins, Fillmore In seating the lady at your right AE Compounded Send-unnudlly on Time Deposits mrprise her by pulling dz chair out Houghton College 4 Per Cent * from under her--she will like it. It RICHMAN BROS ' 4 Per Cent is always well to start the meal with Book Store a good hugh anyway. CLOTHING Once suted, if die waiter does Mens' Clothing DIAMONDS WATCHES JEWELRY not come immediately, pound on the Athletic Goods J. H. Hurley Agt. table with your knife. This makes Friendship N. Y. 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