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thumbs or twiddle yourself, There's too much smog, too many people, and way too many egos. Now I know a lot of people think I I that if you're bored in California, ~OIJ Dear Dickheds, people Imatter to arethe people who can always go the beach. Well, Holy sextant, my Cap'n Crunch know me. You don't know me, so it that's true, I guess, but Ute beach Punk-0-Meter's confused. Anyway, doesn't matter), but what I'm talking sucks, too. Sunbathingontheshores PUBLISHER every time I hear Doghouse, the about does matter, or should matter, of a toxic sewer, surrounded by so meter chums like a gyroscope - it to a lot of people who are living under many tourists that you can't even JR Ruppel sure as hell likes the band even if it the misconceptionthat once they get move enough to shift your ass to EDITOR doesn't quiteknow how to rate them. out of boring oki Utah, they are going discreetly pass gas IS not my idea of Maybe it is too old and its petro- to have the time of their lives. fun. And don't think of Disneyland, Jo Yaffe chemical polymers are coming un- I've met a lot of these people, either, because the rides are all for PHOTO EDITOR raveled. Or maybe it doesn't like they all fit the same general profile two year olds, and there's mqe being cooped up in my pocket at (oops, stereotyping! How politically people than at the beach. Robert DeBerry sWs(that's where I carry it). Then incorrect of me), I mean, they mostly Well, that's really all I have to WRITERS again, maybe it is just h&ng a fuck- fit the same general profile. These say, but since I've probably man- Scott Vice, Clark Stacey Ing great menage-a-trois with my are the anti-religion, sort-of- aged to crush someone's hopes (al- Matt Taylor, John Zeile keys and Swiss Army knife. straightedge, 'Seattle grunge scene" though, with the mood I'm in now, Listen neophytes (no, that's not looking, coffee house going to, mo- knowing I crushed someone's hopes Chopper, Stim Boy some Mormon term), there is more torcycle riding, parental defying, certainly makes me feel happy), so CONTRIBUTING to non-mainstream musk than the cigarette smoking, goatee having, here it is: Don't go believing that WRITERS usual "hard genres. In fact, what vegetarian, 'I'm gonna move to L.A." another place holds all the fun for makes Doghlxrse truly alternative thinking, pseudo-rebels that you see you, make the most of where you're WilIim Athey dotting the college campusas, And bra Bringard (besides playinggreat music) is they at and try to be more open minded in defy categorization - chaos theory my message goes out to them. your experiences, to quote Suicidal F-DUDE in action, and it works. You ought to When you think ol excitement, Tendencies,'you say your life sucks? Ryan Wayment open up your minds, ears, and piggy Utah isn't the first place that comes Well, 99% is what you make of it, so banks and go see them at their next to mind (unless you happen to be if your life sucks, you suck". heavily into eking), so I'll give them Special Thanks To: show. Now, why I wrote this to you, Yours truly, that. So take a moment now, and try and what any of this has to do with Kris Johnson, Margie Alban, G. La Tuque to think of exciting places. Now what Salt Lake UndergroundMusic, Idon't , Dan Keough, Private Eye probably corns to mind is L.A., New know. But it's 3:00 in the morning HELLO! York, maybe wen some place exotic and I'm bored and your rn ' 4LUG 1s: A monthly publication and foreign like Paris, big city type and is put together by the efforts of I have taken your address from and the few good shows I've many people. It is published by the the "BOOK YOUR OWN FUCKIN' places in a more normal state. Well, up here are the only sources of fifth of each month. People inter- LIFE" magazine. sorryntorain orr your parade (sorry entertainment I've hadsince I moved ested in conhibutin to the publica- I would be very interested to I'm even sorrierfor using acliche like here, so Iguess you should be sort of tion must send sdm the poet of- hear punk 8 H.C. bands from Salt 'rain on your parade", but you're flattered. fice box by the 25th of each month. wrong, these places are no better. The opinio6s in this publication are Lake City, so please tell me how Your ever-faithful sex slave, those of the writers and are not much these 2 S.L.C. -band compila- I've been to New York, the place BilJ necessaMy those of the people who tionS -tapes cost (+ airmail-postage), is a shithole. It has an atmosphere put this together. Last summer, whilw traveling in like the bottom of Utah lake, the P.S. I have a question for the Stim the U.S.A., I spent 2 days in Salt people are assholes, and the culture Boy and his comments in the Feb- Sorry NO Subscriptions Lake City. It was very interesting for that New Yorkis so proudof is nothing ruary issue4 you're so set on not I me, but Inever was in a place where more than a bunch of snobs who having anything to do with major : it was so hot before. I didn't findout, majored in Humanities and who sit labels or bands that have anything to but how hot does it get in your town around talking about how privileged do with major labels or anything that during summer? they are to live in such a cultural has any relation to anything having Sadly enough, I couldn't learn 'mecca". They don't realize that they to do with major labels, then why are anything about the punklhard care- aretheonly so calledculture and that you writing for SLUG? SLUG takes sceneon yourtownduring my2days they are the talking about absolutely sponsorshipfrom places like Raunch, stay. fucking nothing! which sells such records, and is Well, that's all for now. I enclose Paris is nobetter. Sure you can distributedin places like Club Starrz, my I.R.C. for postage. go sightseeing, but who's ideaof fun, whichfeaturessuch bands. Sothere. I hope to hear from you soon, besidesyourparents', Es sightseeing? All the best Besides, everyone speaks French Harald, Austria Europe and the people are bigger asshalea than in New York. SLUG, And as for L.A., well, up until last I have come to the realization August, I lived in L.A. for thirteen that everywhere is boring. Now I years, and I can tell you, any dreams know the question that immediately of "the exciting life in L.A." that have pops into your mind at this point is, been implanted in your minds by the 'who the fuck are you, and what are movies and T.V. and what-not are you talking about?" Well, who I am total bullshit. L.A. is not fun! Sure,it doesn't matter (I'm not trying to be has its moments, such as going to FIRST WEWEND OF EVERY modest or mysterious, it's just an- shows, but after one show $6 just MONTH - LATE NIGHT other realization I came to a while limbo time until the next on8 with back that, as an individual, the only nothing to do except twiddle your TOIVER TIIE.4TRE: SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY ' ' SATURDAY lrn8LwlB T--g--70R ANIMATION 17 CLOSED 1 8 ALL kuce ALL THE TlME ALLAL-S mm ALL THE TIME I I....... 1n iI 1' l l ll JAWBOX CONSUMED LON CONW""' ' ALL THE ALL TI and TAR MAKESHIFT YOUTH QUAKE 111-1 TlME MECHANIZED mmrn Bmy 1 28 1 29 I30 1 31 11 TBA 12 13 1 IWSOM THREE and ALL AGES NUCwR NHIRlmw MILE I JETSOME BLUEmvALL THE ASSAULT BRUllE JUQ NUDE SWIM PILOT MECHANIZED I TlME 1 BRUTE JUICE Page . March 1993 SLUG , untll bralns sew in..." Sex. with the Epidemic. The show will be far more dead, cannibalism, mutilation of fe- exciting than the more mainstream male genitalia and bloody orgasms ausscheduledtoappearin Salt Lake are other song to pi^^. The majority of City during March. Don't miss this songs deal with violent. perverted, show! ciailythefeedba&.laden sexual deviance. There ISa good by wa Black Sabbath-meets. reason all the lyrics are printed. I spe-remAntonio B* can't understand one single word improve with the lead vocalist, Chris Barnes sings: POND new bone-crushing Barnes has the most guttural pad sound. N~~ songs like vocal style I think I've ever heard. m~~tthe wown and the Yes, even worse than En Esch or mmIP1W instrumental m~ilk~war Ogre. The vocals are a combination Oneof thelatestfashionsseems sound like great lost of awildboar'sgrunts andthedemon tobe Seattle and SUB POP bashing. ti^^ and D~~~~,=ddy from the Exorcist. The vodal style SUB POP finds the talent while the B-sides. adds to the music, Barnes voi& major labels scramble to slgn every The point is, becomes another instrument. grunge band in sight. Shonen Knife have been Cannibal Corpse include all the Pond is from Portland by way of writing songs speed metal dich6s; heavy metal Alaska.ThisdebutreleasefromPond since their 1986 debut bass, speed runs on the guitar and is hot, I'm surethe majors are already and havebeen criminally, thrash drumming.