Melbourne Program Guide

Page 1 of 34 Melbourne Program Guide

Sun Aug 19, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

06:30 THE MAN WHO FINALLY DIED 1962 Repeat PG

The Man Who Finally Died After living in England since the outbreak of World War II, Joe Newman returns to the small Bavarian town of his birth to seek news of his father. There he is told that his father, now dead, had escaped from behind the Iron Curtain, taken refuge in the home of a Dr. von Brecht, and later married a woman named Lisa. Starring: Stanley Baker, Peter Cushing, Mai Zetterling, Eric Portman, Niall MacGinnis, Barbara Everest

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Nicer Dicer

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:00 GEM PRESENTS Repeat WS G

John Farnham - The Acoustic Chapel Sessions

Music Special.

10:15 F TROOP Repeat G

Survival Of The Fittest Forrest Tucker and Larry Storch star in this rollicking comedy about the F Troop, the most unheroic troop the old west ever saw. Starring: Forrest Tucker, Larry Storch

10:45 THE WOMEN 1939 Repeat PG

The Women An array of husband-snatchers, snitches and lovelorn ladies argue and gossip about each other at astonishing breakneck speed. Starring: Joan Crawford, Norma Shearer, Rosalind Russell

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

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Sun Aug 19, 2012

13:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG Catriona sets sail on a beautiful river cruise through the south of France while Natalie takes her first trip to the romantic Cook Islands. Meanwhile, Jason is swimming with the seals at Underwater World on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast and Kelly explores WA’s spectacular Cape Range National Park. 14:00 SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW HD WS G Join Peter Sterling along with Andrew Johns and Brad Fittler as they review and preview all the NRL action from the weekend as well as the boys for The Roast. 16:00 NINE'S SUNDAY FOOTBALL HD WS NA

Manly Sea Eagles v Newcastle Knights Wide World Of Sports presents Manly Sea Eagles v Newcastle Knights from Brookvale Oval. Join your expert commentary for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.

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Sun Aug 19, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Massapequa Monica finds herself lost for words at her parent's 35th wedding anniversary. Meanwhile, Phoebe's latest boyfriend drives everybody crazy with his optimism and enthusiasm. Guest stars Alec Baldwin. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW HD WS G

Hutton In The Forest Fiona Bruce and the team of experts head to Cumbria for another busy day handing out valuations and discovering objects with remarkable stories. 19:30 CUSTOMS Captioned Repeat WS PG The UK's boarders are large and its Customs job to sift out the drug traffickers, people smugglers and international terrorists before they hit the streets. 20:00 CUSTOMS Captioned Repeat WS PG The UK's boarders are large and its Customs job to sift out the drug traffickers, people smugglers and international terrorists before they hit the streets. 20:30 JULIE & JULIA 2009 Repeat HD WS PG

Julie & Julia Julia Child and Julie Powell - both of whom wrote memoirs - find their lives intertwined. Though separated by time and space, both women are at loose ends... until they discover that with the right combination of passion, fearlessness and butter, anything is possible. Starring: Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci, Chris Messina, Jane Lynch

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

23:10 SENSING MURDER Repeat WS M Gifted psychic mediums from New Zealand and Australia are challenged to uncover new leads in some of the most chilling unsolved murder cases. 00:05 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:35 F TROOP Repeat G

How To Be F Troop Without Really Trying Forrest Tucker and Larry Storch star in this rollicking comedy about the F Troop, the most unheroic troop the old west ever saw. Starring: Forrest Tucker, Larry Storch

01:05 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Fall High, Fall Hard Gideon investigates two businessmen whom he suspects of hiring a thug to force a client to give false testimony in an important trial.

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Sun Aug 19, 2012

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

02:30 MCD WS G

Baby Bullet

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Metamorphosis

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev 3 - Tri Vita

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

The Sparrows

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

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Mon Aug 20, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test

Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

Happy Fat The ladies treat their neighbours to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your child’s brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Great Mayoralty Campaign Lisa decides that she will take over the male chorus line on the farm after she discovers the Women's Liberation Movement. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Old Salem Trip When Sam and Darrin abruptly return home Sam is summoned back by the Witches Council. Esmerelda hastily sends Sam back to Salem - seventeenth century Salem. 09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Nicer Dicer

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

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Mon Aug 20, 2012

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross and Joey clash over palaeontologist Charlie, when Ross brings her to Joey's 'Days Of Our Lives' party. Meanwhile, Chandler faces the wrath of a man-hating actress. 11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test

Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

12:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat HD WS PG

Angel On The Run A truck driver is kidnapped at gunpoint after two men throw a mysterious package into his vehicle. His wife then enlists the Angels to get her husband back. Starring: Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson, Cheryl Ladd

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

13:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

A Day In The Life Of Dean Gallagher A jet-skier causes an explosion at a marina fuel depot, with deadly results for Dean. Passions ignite during a turf war between Rescue and a glamorous fire fighter and Chase's love life takes an unexpected turn. Starring: Les Hill, Gigi Edgley, Peter Phelps, Alex Dimitriades, Libby Tanner

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Charlie, Homer, And Natasha After Oliver refuses to take her to an anniversary party in the city, Lisa leads Oliver to believe that he is in a world full of little people. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Pet Warlock A warlock who has come to 'save' Sam from her mortal marriage turns himself into an unusual dog that helps Darrin with an account. 15:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Repeat HD WS G

Hutton In The Forest Fiona Bruce and the team of experts head to Cumbria for another busy day handing out valuations and discovering objects with remarkable stories. 16:00 CUSTOMS Captioned Repeat WS PG The UK's boarders are large and its Customs job to sift out the drug traffickers, people smugglers and international terrorists before they hit the streets.

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Mon Aug 20, 2012

16:30 CUSTOMS Captioned Repeat WS PG The UK's boarders are large and its Customs job to sift out the drug traffickers, people smugglers and international terrorists before they hit the streets. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

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Mon Aug 20, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Donor Monica and Chandler try to find a sperm donor; Rachel is preoccupied by Charlie's interest in Joey; Phoebe's ex David is back in New York, and Ross is asked to deliver a speech at a palaeontology convention in Barbados. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 1 The Friends go to Barbados with Ross who is taking part in a palaeontology seminar. Meanwhile, Charlie rethinks her romance with Joey, while Rachel reveals her feelings to Joey. 19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

One Thing Or A Mother The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh. Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 SEA PATROL HD WS PG Action-packed series following the unsung heroics of the maritime rescue crews, who risk their lives to keep the UK's shipping channels safe. ANTHONY BOURDAIN: NO 20:30 HD WS PG RESERVATIONS Cambodia

Tony visits Cambodia for the second time to reconnect with this historical country.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Thorpe Park Where do we make an average of 2500 visits to every year? That’s right, the toilet. But for 38 year old Dean, toilet trips are necessary up to 12 times a day. For over 10 years, Dean has suffered from frequent bowel movements, making his life a misery. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Jill and Tra Tra is a 40 year-old firefighter living two separate lives. At his firehouse, he is expected to live in a clean and structured world. But in his home, he lives in chaos, surrounded wall-to-wall by hoarded possessions. Jill's 13-year- old son Tyler struggles with severe asthma on a daily basis--much of it triggered by a house filled with piles of dusty boxes and a basement that has black mould from a flood. Her 17-year-old son Spencer is fed-up with the condition of the house and resents his mother for her hoarding. 23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

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Mon Aug 20, 2012

00:00 THE GUARDIAN Repeat HD WS M

The Men From The Boys Nick encounters problems with his 16-year-old client, who had been arrested for solicitation, when he tries to place the boy with a gay couple rather than in a shelter. Starring: Simon Baker, Rosenberg. Alan, Dabney Coleman, Wendy Moniz

01:00 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned Repeat WS M Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. 02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

02:30 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro V2

Home shopping programme.

03:00 SELFCARE WS G

No No Hair

Home Shopping Programme

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your child’s brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

04:00 MCD WS G

Fix it Pro

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

Mutiny

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

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Tue Aug 21, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Dual Saw II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Pet Warlock A warlock who has come to 'save' Sam from her mortal marriage turns himself into an unusual dog that helps Darrin with an account. 09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Metamorphosis

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Derma Wand

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

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Tue Aug 21, 2012

Antique Angels

The Angels and Bosley masquerade as Keystone Kops in order to recover a highly radioactive gas that is stolen.

Starring: Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson, Cheryl Ladd

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

13:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Locked In The Rescue team is caught in a deadly child custody dispute, after rescuing a family from a car crash. Heidi's quest to become a chopper pilot takes a nosedive and Chase helps Bingo get justice after he is conned by an old school mate. Starring: Les Hill, Gigi Edgley, Peter Phelps, Alex Dimitriades, Libby Tanner

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Engagement Ring

So that Eb will be able to marry Darlene, Lisa gives him her engagement ring.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Old Man During another argument with her mother, Endora turns Darrin into an old man prompting him to pose as his grandfather Grover Stevens when he has to attend a meeting with a client. 15:00 SEA PATROL Repeat HD WS PG Action-packed series following the unsung heroics of the maritime rescue crews, who risk their lives to keep the UK's shipping channels safe. ANTHONY BOURDAIN: NO 16:00 Repeat HD WS PG RESERVATIONS Cambodia

Tony visits Cambodia for the second time to reconnect with this historical country.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

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Tue Aug 21, 2012

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

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Tue Aug 21, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 2 In the much anticipated season finale, the love triangle between Ross, Joey and Charlie reaches boiling point, while Phoebe thinks she's found Mr Right. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss Romantic hook-ups continue to go astray in Barbados as Monica, Phoebe and Chandler overhear Ross kissing Charlie while on the room's other wall, they can eavesdrop on Joey and Rachel. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

Two Girls And A Rhino Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

19:30 TO THE MANOR BORN WS G

The Spare Room The lodge has a leaking roof so when Audrey's old school friend Diana Hodge, asks to visit, Audrey gets Richard to put her up at the manor. Starring: Penelope Keith, Peter Bowles, Angela Thorne

20:00 TO THE MANOR BORN WS G

Never Be Alone With Marjory away on a theatrical residential course Audrey is at a loose end and is pleased when Richard asks her to help him catalogue his collection of valuable china. Starring: Penelope Keith, Peter Bowles, Angela Thorne

20:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M

Fool's Gold Provenza tries to help his ex-wife locate her wedding ring, but he stumbles into red-faced fumbles that include a robbery, an evidence-destroying canine and a frenetic appraiser. Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett

21:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M

Dirty Little Secret Tensions continue to mount between Jane and Maura, causing those close to them to be caught in the middle. But they must put aside their differences when they investigate the case of a college student who died in a tunnel. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

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Tue Aug 21, 2012

22:30 HARRY'S LAW Captioned HD WS M

Onward and Upward (*Series Final*) Harry's ex-husband is found dead with no one to claim the body, burdening her with planning the funeral which to her surprise stirs up more emotion than she anticipated. Meanwhile, with Tommy's help, Harry agrees to represent a man publicly named a person of interest in the murder of his ex-wife. Starring: Nathan Corddry, Kathy Bates, Christopher McDonald

23:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Killerz When a young boy is found murdered at a construction site, Detectives Briscoe and Green converge on an auto mechanic as their prime suspect. Starring: Jerry Orbach, Angie Harmon, Sam Waterston

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Two Birds With One Bullet

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your child’s brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

02:30 MCD WS G

Baby Bullet

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev 3 - Tri Vita

Home Shopping Programme.

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Tue Aug 21, 2012

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Hunting Party

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

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Wed Aug 22, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

Two Girls And A Rhino Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Engagement Ring

So that Eb will be able to marry Darlene, Lisa gives him her engagement ring.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Nicer Dicer

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

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Wed Aug 22, 2012

12:00 STARSKY & HUTCH Repeat WS M

Starsky & Hutch An execution style shooting in which two young lovers are brutally killed, indicates that the intended targets were actually Police Detectives Starsky and Hutchinson. Starring: Paul Michael Glaser, David Soul, Bernie Hamilton

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

13:30 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Jordan's Choice Returning from a surfing safari, Jordan attends a cliff-top bus crash and is forced to make a fateful choice over whose life to save. Vince uses all his romantic charm to catch a con-woman during a date and Lara has the last laugh after Dean supports her husband's decision to buy a motorbike. Starring: Les Hill, Gigi Edgley, Peter Phelps, Alex Dimitriades, Libby Tanner

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Corsican Cousins

Endora zaps Samantha so that she feels everything that Serena feels both physically and emotionally.

15:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Murder On Madison Avenue Jessica plays a real-life version of her own murder mystery board-game when the toy company she's working with becomes the scene of the crime. Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

16:00 TO THE MANOR BORN Repeat WS G

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Wed Aug 22, 2012

16:30 TO THE MANOR BORN Repeat WS G

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Wed Aug 22, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend an uncomfortable dinner party at Ross' apartment where he uncharacteristically overindulges in wine, song and laughter. Meanwhile, Chandler commits an unpardonable act when he and Monica visit a couple who have adopted a cute boy. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Tan Joey and Rachel nervously anticipate their first real date together. Meanwhile, Ross decides to get a spray-on-tan with disastrous consequences. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

God And Football

Melanie scores a date with the Browns' kicker when she takes Elka to the team's locker room on her 90th birthday.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

19:30 BORDER FORCE HD WS PG Documentary series taking viewers inside the UK Border Agency, revealing the work that takes place behind the scenes of the immigration process. Teams at Heathrow Terminal 3, Calais, Dover and across the North West and North East of England reveal the methods and technology used to allow legitimate visitors safe passage while catching those who try to gain illegal entry to the UK.

20:30 SILENT WITNESS M

Long Days, Short Nights - Part 1 When Mark James' decomposing body is found in an abandoned building, there is every indication that he was part of some occult ritual. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

21:35 SILENT WITNESS AV

Long Days, Short Nights - Part 2 Sam continues her investigation into Mark James' murder. When another of Sebastian Bird's one-time friends is killed the police are ever more convinced of his guilt and grow increasingly frustrated at Sam's inability to provide them the evidence that they are sure is there. Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Strong Adult Themes, Drug Use, Sex Scenes

22:40 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

DNR A fast-rising civil court judge is carjacked and gunned down in her garage, but as Detectives Briscoe and Green begin to connect the dots, they consider the crime to be a botched murder-for-hire scheme - and the primary suspect is her architect husband. Starring: Jerry Orbach, Angie Harmon, Sam Waterston

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Wed Aug 22, 2012

23:30 HARRY'S LAW Captioned Repeat HD WS M

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat M

The Nightlifter

Gideon is in pursuit of a violent gang that is terrorising the local community.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

02:30 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro V2

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Fix it Pro

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your child’s brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev 3 - Tri Vita

Home Shopping Programme.

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Wed Aug 22, 2012

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

Two Birds With One Bullet

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

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Thu Aug 23, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

God And Football

Melanie scores a date with the Browns' kicker when she takes Elka to the team's locker room on her 90th birthday.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Metamorphosis

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Free Paint Job

Oliver and Lisa have their farmhouse painted for free as advertisement for a local painter.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Corsican Cousins

Endora zaps Samantha so that she feels everything that Serena feels both physically and emotionally.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

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Thu Aug 23, 2012

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 STARSKY & HUTCH Repeat WS PG

Savage Sunday An elderly couple, desperate to draw attention to the poor living conditions in their old folks home, rig the trunk of their car with dynamite. Starring: Paul Michael Glaser, David Soul, Bernie Hamilton

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

13:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Shock Jock A massive explosion rips through the A-list party of an infamous breakfast radio host. Michelle takes extreme action when the rivalry between Chase and Bingo starts to affect their work. Starring: Les Hill, Gigi Edgley, Peter Phelps, Alex Dimitriades, Libby Tanner

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Son of Drobny

The son of a war hero, Drobny, that Lisa has to entertain, turns out to be a wild man.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Magic Potion When a discouraged Darrin asks for a potion to burst his creativity and give him confidence, Samantha slips him a placebo.

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Thu Aug 23, 2012

15:00 SURFING THE MENU WS PG

Cockburn Sound Ben and Curtis are in Cockburn Sound, just 20 minutes south of the Port of Fremantle in Western Australia. Here, they cook on the tranquil shores of Garden Island where the Naval base is located and later surf the big waves on the back of the Island.

15:30 SURFING THE MENU WS PG

Esperance Esperance is on the south coast of Western Australia and overlooks almost 100 islands. A gentle-paced town, it's a port for agriculture and mining, and its pure crystal clear waters straight from the Antarctic are ideal breeding grounds for seafood, nature and surfers. 16:00 BORDER FORCE Repeat HD WS PG Documentary series taking viewers inside the UK Border Agency, revealing the work that takes place behind the scenes of the immigration process. Teams at Heathrow Terminal 3, Calais, Dover and across the North West and North East of England reveal the methods and technology used to allow legitimate visitors safe passage while catching those who try to gain illegal entry to the UK.

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Thu Aug 23, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces Monica and Chandler to delay their long anticipated trip to Vermont to stay for the party. But complications ensue when the infant falls asleep and a racy, adult birthday cake arrives. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits Rachel believes that her annoying and self-indulgent younger sister, Amy, is on the verge of becoming more responsible, so she convinces her to babysit infant Emma...and soon regrets it. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

Love Is Blind

Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

19:30 ANIMAL HOARDING WS PG

J.D. & Janice Delves into the hearts and minds of individuals afflicted with this disorder and provides a voice for the family and friends who are determined to prevent their loved ones from spinning further out of control.

20:30 EMBARRASSING FAT BODIES Repeat HD WS M The second programme meets a husband and wife couple with a combined weight of 52 stone, and a 21-year-old Mum whose life is maligned by her enormous J cup breasts. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

21:30 SUPER NANNY WS PG

Walker Family Jo visits the Walker family where Alice and Anthony need help with their 3 kids: 12-year-old Anthony Jr, 6-year-old Naleila "Leila," and 17-month-old Alyssa. 22:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG Thirty one year old Lori has been addicted to sleeping with her blow dryer since she was eight years old. Meanwhile, Kesha has admitted to eating half a roll of toilet paper everyday. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:00 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG Davecat treats his life-size doll like a human wife. He eats meals with her, shops for her, dresses her and is convinced she returns back the same type of affection. But is his addiction becoming a detriment to his ability to interact socially? Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

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Thu Aug 23, 2012

00:00 FLASHPOINT Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Element Of Surprise The team helps out some undercover agents who are involved in a major drug bust. However the operation goes haywire when an ex-junkie gets involved. Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Drug References

01:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

02:30 MCD WS G

Baby Bullet

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev 3 - Tri Vita

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Fall High, Fall Hard Gideon investigates two businessmen whom he suspects of hiring a thug to force a client to give false testimony in an important trial.

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Fri Aug 24, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

Love Is Blind

Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your child’s brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Dual Saw II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Son of Drobny

The son of a war hero, Drobny, that Lisa has to entertain, turns out to be a wild man.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Magic Potion When a discouraged Darrin asks for a potion to burst his creativity and give him confidence, Samantha slips him a placebo. 09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Nicer Dicer

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

PLEASE NOTE: This document is confidential and is the copyright of Nine Network Australia Pty Ltd. Page 28 of 34 Melbourne Program Guide

Fri Aug 24, 2012

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 STARSKY & HUTCH Repeat WS PG

Texas Longhorn When the wife of a famous used car tycoon is slain by a pair of crazed drug addicts, Starsky and Hutch have to move fast to catch the killers before the agonized widower takes the law into his own hands. Starring: Paul Michael Glaser, David Soul, Bernie Hamilton

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

13:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Thicker Than Water After risking their lives to save a missing kayaker, the Rescue team is hunted down by a murderous drug addict in a deadly game of cat and mouse. Also, Jordan and Heidi discover a secret drug lab in a national park. Starring: Les Hill, Gigi Edgley, Peter Phelps, Alex Dimitriades, Libby Tanner

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Lisa, The Psychologist Lisa becomes a successful psychologist while she and Oliver take courses at a Pixley college. But it eventually becomes too much for Oliver to handle, and Lisa gives up her practice to just be Oliver's wife. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Sisters At Heart

When Tabitha wants to be sisters with her black friend Lisa, she casts a spell and they both end up polka-dotted.

15:00 ANIMAL HOARDING Repeat WS PG

PLEASE NOTE: This document is confidential and is the copyright of Nine Network Australia Pty Ltd. Page 29 of 34 Melbourne Program Guide

Fri Aug 24, 2012

16:00 SUPER NANNY Repeat WS PG

Walker Family Jo visits the Walker family where Alice and Anthony need help with their 3 kids: 12-year-old Anthony Jr, 6-year-old Naleila "Leila," and 17-month-old Alyssa. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

PLEASE NOTE: This document is confidential and is the copyright of Nine Network Australia Pty Ltd. Page 30 of 34 Melbourne Program Guide

Fri Aug 24, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Grant An excited Ross must interview with a brilliant Nobel Prize-winning scientist for a prized palaeontology grant, but the doctor also happens to be Charlie's obsessed ex-boyfriend. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Home Study Monica and Chandler have an unexpected surprise when the adoption worker who will decide the fate of their adoption hopes confesses that she was once romanced by a man named Joey in the same building who never returned her calls. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

Life With Lucci Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 NINE'S LIVE FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Captioned Live HD WS NA

Manly Sea Eagles v Brisbane Broncos Wide World Of Sports presents Manly Sea Eagles v Brisbane Broncos live from Brookvale Oval. Join us for all the action, post match interviews and analysis. 21:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Captioned HD WS NA

Canberra Raiders v Canterbury Bulldogs Wide World Of Sports presents Canberra Raiders v Canterbury Bulldogs from Canberra Stadium. Join us for all the action, post match interviews and analysis. 23:30 FLASHPOINT Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Asking For Flowers When a cop is held hostage by an enraged family member, the team has to set aside their own feelings to resolve the situation. However the tables turn when the hostage is not who the team thinks. 00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call! 02:00 THE SIEGE OF PINCHGUT 1960 Repeat PG

The Siege Of Pinchgut

A group of hardened thugs decide whether or not to set off a huge bomb that would destroy Sydney Harbour.

Starring: Aldo Ray, Heather Sears, Australian Movie

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

PLEASE NOTE: This document is confidential and is the copyright of Nine Network Australia Pty Ltd. Page 31 of 34 Melbourne Program Guide

Fri Aug 24, 2012

04:00 CROOKS ANONYMOUS 1962 Repeat G

Crooks Anonymous A compulsive jewel thief is persuaded by his girlfriend to join crooks anonymous and get on the straight and narrow. Working as a London department store Santa Claus, he weakens when he learns that a quarter of a million pounds will be left in the building over the weekend. Starring: Leslie Phillips, Julie Christie, Wilfred Hyde White, Stanley Baxter, J Robertson Justice

05:35 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

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Sat Aug 25, 2012

06:00 HALFWAY HOUSE 1943 Repeat PG

Halfway House Overnight guests at an inn find it was bombed a year before and they have all been given a supernatural chance to reconsider their lives. Starring: Mervyn Johns, Glynis Johns, Francoise Rosay

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Violence

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TWO WAY STRETCH 1960 Repeat G

Two Way Stretch

Three convicts break out of jail to rob a maharajah and break back in again, all in the same night.

Starring: Peter Sellers, Wilfred Hyde White, Liz Fraser, David Lodge

11:15 DODGE CITY 1939 Repeat WS PG

Dodge City Wade Hatton arrives in dangerous Dodge City and promptly helps lawmen round up some cattle rustlers. But when he's invited to help a wagon train arrive safely in Dodge City, bad guys take over the town.

Starring: Errol Flynn, Olivia De Havilland, Bruce Cabot

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

13:30 THE GREAT RACE 1965 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

The Great Race

A classic comedy set in the early 20th Century about a trans-global auto race over land, ice, desert and sea.

Starring: Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood, Peter Falk, Keenan Wynn

16:35 RIO BRAVO 1959 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Rio Bravo John Wayne stars as the sheriff of a small western town who arrests a murderer and then must contend with the aggressive effort of the killer's brother to free him before the state marshal arrives. Starring: John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson, Angie Dickinson, Walter Brennan

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

PLEASE NOTE: This document is confidential and is the copyright of Nine Network Australia Pty Ltd. Page 33 of 34 Melbourne Program Guide

Sat Aug 25, 2012

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Repeat HD WS G

Tatton Park 1 Fiona Bruce and the team of experts welcome thousands of visitors to the gardens of Tatton Park in Cheshire. Henry Sandon has a memorable day when one of the rarest 18th century pieces of Royal Worcester turns up. Other finds include a box of the world's most valuable and beautiful diamonds, that aren't quite what they appear to be, and an old box of golf balls with a value that's definitely not below par. 20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Taxi When the body of a New Jersey cop is dumped from a cab outside the NYC police station, the CSIs suspect the "Cabbie Killer" has stepped up the game. However, Mac discovers that the cop was moonlighting as a taxi driver. Starring: Gary Sinise, Anna Belknap, Eddie Cahill

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS AV

Bone Voyage Horatio Caine calls Dr Ray Langston to come to Miami when a severed leg found in the Everglades is discovered to belong to a girl who went missing in Las Vegas a week earlier. Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, Eva La Rue

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Medical Procedures

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Lover's Lanes The CSI's investigate a murder at a bowling alley after a critical piece of evidence is revealed during a bowling tournament. Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 THE GUARDIAN Repeat HD WS M

Indian Summer

Nick is duped into representing a young woman who lied to him after they spent the night together.

Starring: Simon Baker, Rosenberg. Alan, Dabney Coleman, Wendy Moniz

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call! 01:50 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY 1968 Repeat HD WS G

2001: A Space Odyssey Stanley Kubrick's quiet masterpiece probes the mysteries of space and human destiny. While investigating the appearance of mysterious monoliths throughout the universe, astronauts David and Frank battle their ship's intelligent computer, HAL-9000, to survive. Starring: Stanley Kubrick, Gary Lockwood, Keir Dullea, William Sylvester

PLEASE NOTE: This document is confidential and is the copyright of Nine Network Australia Pty Ltd. Page 34 of 34 Melbourne Program Guide

Sat Aug 25, 2012

04:35 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Lady Killer Gideon and his team investigate Robert Carne, whom they believe to be responsible for the murder of a number of women. 05:30 DISCOVER DOWNUNDER Repeat HD WS G

Perth And Kalgoorlie The mining boom in the West isn’t a new thing, neither is the Caravanning boom. Join Brooke and Tim as they discover more gold - first in WA’s famous Perth Mint, then in the super pit of Kalgoorlie.

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