Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO
Sun Sep 4, 2011
06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G
Lord Parker's Holiday Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Alfred Brickrock Presents
Fred and Barney suspect the worst when a neighbour's wife disappears.
07:30 SMURFS G
Nobody Smurf/Vanity's Closest Friend
All the other Smurfs recognize Nobody as a somebody.
08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
No Beads, No Business!/ Miss Fru Fru
Raj's dream of turning the camp store into something special is tested when he hires his best friend, Lazlo.
09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
I Am Octus When a gaseous Mutraddi creature infects everyone except for Octus, he must find the monster that is causing others to be very sick.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG
The Color Of Revenge! Batman and Robin team up again, but it's not all like it always was, there was a reason Robin left to go work on his own.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG
Outpost
Rex is sent to South America to stop "The Green Fist", a group who have been stealing EVOs from Providence.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Ben 10 Returns: Part 2
Ben, Gwen and Kevin encounter a strange ship in the middle of the desert.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG
Forest For the Trees
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:30 WACKY RACES Repeat G
Ballpoint, Penn., or Bust / Fast Track to Hackensack
Dick Dastardly causes flat tires with a box of tacks on a jaunt to Ballpoint, Pennsylvania. 12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
The L Word
When Erin's new boyfriend comes to visit, Whitney decides it's time to find her own apartment. Although Jay helps her find an apartment, Whitney feels like she's getting mixed signals and decides to ask him directly where she stands.
12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG
Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.
13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Peggy And The Pirates
While reading a romance novel, Peg fantasizes that she is a lady in distress and Al is the pirate who saves her.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Go For The Old
Al becomes obsessed with his age after a theatre cashier gives him a senior citizen's discount.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Viv Visit Tijuana
Lucy, Viv and Harry are quarantined for 24 hours at customs when they attempt to drive to Tijuana.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Ann-Margret
Craig has written a song, "Country Magic," and hopes to get it published. But Lucy has hopes of her own, that Craig will become a doctor instead. While in an elevator he meets Ann-Margaret, who takes a look at his composition and invites Craig to perform it as a duo on her TV special.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
15:00 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG
Ashley and 12 guys visit Phuket, Thailand, where she and 10 of them visit an orphanage for children who lost their families in the 2004 tsunami. There are also kayaking and shopping expeditions before Ashley reduces the field to 11. Next stop: Chiang Mai, Thailand.
16:30 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG
The Battle
17:30 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG
The Battle In the fourth and final battle round, the coaches match their two last team members to compete. Based on their individual performances in a duet, the judges pick the team member that will go on to the live battle rounds.
18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG James races the Alfa Romeo 159 around the Humber estuary - and is beaten by the man in a rubber suit. Jeremy hurtles around in estate cars on Manchester Airport's main runway.
19:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG
Hamish and Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's New York's turn. Hamish & Andy's Gap Year will broadcast back to Australia from a makeshift studio in a Brooklyn factory in front a live audience of Australian ex-pats and holidaymakers. The show will continue Hamish & Andy's strong commitment to very silly ideas, from competing in catfish noodling competitions in Oklahoma to hidden camera antics with unsuspecting New Yorkers.
20:30 ALMOST FAMOUS 2000 Repeat WS M
Almost Famous
In this enchanting coming-of-age story based on director Cameron Crowe's own experiences, teenage writer William Miller cajoles a Rolling Stone editor into handing him a plum assignment to cover the band Stillwater on a cross-country tour.
Starring: Billy Crudup, Frank McDonald, Kate Hudson, Jason Lee, Eric Stonestreet
Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Some Coarse Language 23:00 NIKITA WS AV
Girl's Best Friend Nikita fears for Alex's safety and concocts a plan for her to leave Division. But before the pair can act, Alex is sent on a mission to prevent a foreign president's son from distributing a new nerve toxin. Starring: Maggie Q, Lyndsy Fonseca, Aaron Stanford, Shane West, Tiffany Hines, Melinda Clarke, Xander Berkeley
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M
Here Comes The Neighbourhood A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language
00:30 TOOL ACADEMY Repeat WS M
World's Worst Boyfriend
Nine of the world's worst boyfriends think they're competing for the title of "Mr. Awesome" - the search for America's biggest Alpha Male. In fact, they've been secretly enrolled by their girlfriends in "The Tool Academy", an institution dedicated to reforming difficult and obnoxious men and turning them into loving, caring boyfriends.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Wiegel's New Boyfriend The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Hostess To Murder Maya's plan for a murder mystery theme party backfires when a grouchy neighbour dies on her doorstep. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
You Can't Miss Bud's television appearance on "You Can't Miss", a game show, where you can win a date with a beautiful girl, is successful to everyone's surprise when Candy chooses Bud for her date.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Missing Bus
After leaving his job at the quarry, Fred becomes the nervous driver of a school bus. Mon Sep 5, 2011
06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G
The Emperor's Old Clothes Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.
06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG
Ex-Ben
Betti disguises herself as Veronica and goes to Ben's world, determined to find the mystery Guardian.
07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG
Forest For the Trees
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
Pavlov's Mice/Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov/Nothing But The Tooth
08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
Game Over
It's a rainy day, Ben challenges Gwen to a game of Sumo Samurai Slamdown.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Nobody Smurf/Vanity's Closest Friend
All the other Smurfs recognize Nobody as a somebody.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Alfred Brickrock Presents
Fred and Barney suspect the worst when a neighbour's wife disappears.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Get Me To Mecca On Time On the day of Ramdah masters must journey to Mecca to recite the ancient words or their genie will lose her powers and disappear. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Paul Revere Rides Again Through another goof by Esmerelda in trying to return a Paul Revere teapot, she zaps up the real Paul Revere and his horse. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Peggy And The Pirates
While reading a romance novel, Peg fantasizes that she is a lady in distress and Al is the pirate who saves her.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Lawrence Welk Lucy's friend Viv takes up her offer of getting her a date with Lawrence Welk if she ever came to town for a visit. Problem is, Lucy doesn't even know Mr. Welk, and schemes with Mary Jane to replace him with a wax figure.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Yet Another Stakeout
The mayor's campaign for re-election is blind-sided when his opponent resorts to dirty politics.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Wait Out
Told that the marriage is on the rocks, both Jerry and Elaine admit to being interested in dating Beth and David Lookner. Following George's offhand remark chiding them about their marriage, Beth and David suddenly decide to separate. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Invitations
Even after he and Susan purchase the invitations, George desperately searches for some way to keep their wedding from happening. And as Elaine lobbies to be an usher, Jerry realizes that George's marriage will leave him alone with Kramer. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G
Uncle Boss
Frustrated at every turn to overcome the Dukes, Boss Hogg calls in his "secret weapon" -- his nephew, Hughie, a younger, more svelte -- and meaner version of himself. Hughie promises to have Luke and Bo Duke in jail, permanently, in one week.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Toy Story As a practical joke, Finch switches Elliott's birthday presents from Maya a co-worker. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
Meatballs Or Consequences/A Moving Experience
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
Super Alien Hero Buddy Adventures Visiting a Hollywood studio theme park, Ben discovers his alien heroes have been ripped off and are starring in a lame network cartoon.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Viv Visit Tijuana
Lucy, Viv and Harry are quarantined for 24 hours at customs when they attempt to drive to Tijuana.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Richest Astronaut In The World
Roger finally discovers that Jeannie is a genie and steals her bottle. After making him extremely wealthy, NASA has him arrested on suspicious of selling government secrets to foreign countries. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Bad Day In Salem Waldo, an old flame of Samantha's, conjures a fake adoring Samantha who is seen by the Tates. When Darrin confronts Waldo he gets turned into a crow. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Wait Out
Told that the marriage is on the rocks, both Jerry and Elaine admit to being interested in dating Beth and David Lookner. Following George's offhand remark chiding them about their marriage, Beth and David suddenly decide to separate. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Santa's Village Of The Damned
Alan starts dating a Martha Stewart-like perfectionist who takes command of the house during the holidays.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.
19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG Jeremy, Richard and James look back at the heyday of British car-making in the 1970s, and check out three British Leyland cars from the era. Guest stars Jennifer Saunders.
20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Vegas Renormalization Leonard and Koothrappali take a heartbroken Wolowitz to Las Vegas, leaving Sheldon locked out of his apartment and forced to bunk with Penny.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Classified Materials Turbulence Penny makes a surprising revelation about Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123 2009 Captioned Repeat WS AV
The Taking of Pelham 123 Armed men hijack a New York City subway train, holding the passengers hostage in return for a ransom and turn an ordinary day's work for dispatcher Walter Garber into a face-off with the mastermind behind the crime.
Starring: Denzel Washington, John Travolta, Luis Guzman, John Turturro
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Very Coarse Language
23:50 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG
Land of 1,000 Dances Lewis enters a dance contest with Kathy, but it gets complicated when Alice enters too; Savannah comes to her family's rescue during a crisis; and Emily continues her efforts to cause problems for Red and Vanessa.
Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr
00:50 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG
I'm Sick Y'all In the finale episode, a strep-throat epidemic hits the university and could hurt the Hellcats as they head to Nationals; and Marti and Deidre still have a lot to process after their big discovery.
Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
01:40 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
British Law A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own with Garcia. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Toy Story As a practical joke, Finch switches Elliott's birthday presents from Maya a co-worker. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade. 04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Peggy And The Pirates
While reading a romance novel, Peg fantasizes that she is a lady in distress and Al is the pirate who saves her.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Alfred Brickrock Presents
Fred and Barney suspect the worst when a neighbour's wife disappears. Tue Sep 6, 2011
06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G
The Good, The Bad And The Bread Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.
06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG
Dad Meets Dad Ben recruits Jeremy and Stefan to help fight Betti, but the two dads immediately lock horns the moment they meet each other.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
The Pink Candidate
Loved by the citizens of the country, Pinky runs for president with The Brain running as his vice president.
07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
Meatballs Or Consequences/A Moving Experience
08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
Super Alien Hero Buddy Adventures Visiting a Hollywood studio theme park, Ben discovers his alien heroes have been ripped off and are starring in a lame network cartoon.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS G
Smurfing Out Of Time/Bouncing Smurfs
The Smurfs must plug up the River of Time before all time runs out.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Fred Flintstone Woos Again
Fred and Wilma go on a second honeymoon.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Richest Astronaut In The World
Roger finally discovers that Jeannie is a genie and steals her bottle. After making him extremely wealthy, NASA has him arrested on suspicious of selling government secrets to foreign countries. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Bad Day In Salem Waldo, an old flame of Samantha's, conjures a fake adoring Samantha who is seen by the Tates. When Darrin confronts Waldo he gets turned into a crow. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Go For The Old
Al becomes obsessed with his age after a theatre cashier gives him a senior citizen's discount.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Viv Visit Tijuana
Lucy, Viv and Harry are quarantined for 24 hours at customs when they attempt to drive to Tijuana.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG
Ashley and 12 guys visit Phuket, Thailand, where she and 10 of them visit an orphanage for children who lost their families in the 2004 tsunami. There are also kayaking and shopping expeditions before Ashley reduces the field to 11. Next stop: Chiang Mai, Thailand.
14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G
The Rustlers Country music star Mel Tillis plays a down-on-his-luck horse rancher whose one promising racing colt is stolen first by Boss and Rosco and then by two real horse thieves.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Miss Pretty Finch tries to keep from being identified as the magazine's new advice columnist; Elliott accidentally offends a big advertiser. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
4 Score & 7 Migrains Ago/Wakko's America/Davy's Omelette
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
Under Wraps
Feeling his grandkids need to know the value of "hard work," Max takes them to a farm that puts city kids to work.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Ann-Margret
Craig has written a song, "Country Magic," and hopes to get it published. But Lucy has hopes of her own, that Craig will become a doctor instead. While in an elevator he meets Ann-Margaret, who takes a look at his composition and invites Craig to perform it as a duo on her TV special.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Is There An Extra Jeannie In The House
Roger thinks that two stage magicians are his own two genies. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Old Salem Trip When Sam and Darrin abruptly return home Sam is summoned back by the Witches Council. Esmerelda hastily sends Sam back to Salem - seventeenth century Salem. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Invitations
Even after he and Susan purchase the invitations, George desperately searches for some way to keep their wedding from happening. And as Elaine lobbies to be an usher, Jerry realizes that George's marriage will leave him alone with Kramer. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
That Special Tug
Charlie goes to a psychiatrist to try and learn how to deal with Alan's emotional problems.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.
19:30 THE VOICE WS PG
Live Show - Quarter-Finals 1
After four weeks of brutal battle rounds, it's the first live episode of The Voice. Will Team Blake reign supreme or does Team Christina come out on top? And what songs will the two coaches choose to perform on stage with their singers? 21:30 THE BACHELORETTE WS PG
Ashley and 11 suitors visit Chiang Mai, Thailand, where three are eliminated. But first, one accompanies her to an ancient temple and eight others engage in Muay Thai boxing (and must fight each other). There's also a two-on-one river-rafting expedition, in which the elephants are playful and the guys nervous. Next stop: Hong Kong.
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language
23:00 NIKITA WS AV
Glass Houses A black-box guardian's life is in danger after Michael discovers she has neglected her duty in favor of having a family. Elsewhere, Nathan is stuck in the middle of an argument between Alex and Jaden. Starring: Maggie Q, Lyndsy Fonseca, Aaron Stanford, Shane West, Tiffany Hines, Melinda Clarke, Xander Berkeley
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG
Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.
00:30 TOOL ACADEMY Repeat WS M
Fidelity Challenge A hidden camera in the "fidelity challenge", and the revelation of one the Tool's secret "second girlfriend", conspire to shake Tool Academy to its very core.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Craig The Killer Wiegel has a new boyfriend. The only problem is that the other deputies think he might be the Truckee River Killer. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Miss Pretty Finch tries to keep from being identified as the magazine's new advice columnist; Elliott accidentally offends a big advertiser. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Go For The Old
Al becomes obsessed with his age after a theatre cashier gives him a senior citizen's discount.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Fred Flintstone Woos Again
Fred and Wilma go on a second honeymoon. Wed Sep 7, 2011
06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G
A Feast Fit For A King Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.
06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG
The Krellick War
Betti lures the gang to Techno World where they battle the Krellicks.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
Brain's Song In their latest attempt to take over the world, The Brain plots to become a football hero and make the world fall in love with him.
07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
4 Score & 7 Migrains Ago/Wakko's America/Davy's Omelette
08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
Under Wraps
Feeling his grandkids need to know the value of "hard work," Max takes them to a farm that puts city kids to work.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS G
Prince Smurf
After rescuing a princess Hefty is forced to marry her.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Rock Quarry Story
Fred tries to impress Wilma by bringing movie star Rock Quarry to dinner, but Wilma doesn't recognize him.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Is There An Extra Jeannie In The House
Roger thinks that two stage magicians are his own two genies. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Old Salem Trip When Sam and Darrin abruptly return home Sam is summoned back by the Witches Council. Esmerelda hastily sends Sam back to Salem - seventeenth century Salem. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Unalful Entry
Al becomes a local hero when he stands up to a burglar he encounters in their kitchen. Unsuccessful at getting Buck to attack the intruder, Al takes matters into his own hands and renders the burglar unconscious. Now the local hero, Al quickly moves to capitalize on his fame.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Ann-Margret
Craig has written a song, "Country Magic," and hopes to get it published. But Lucy has hopes of her own, that Craig will become a doctor instead. While in an elevator he meets Ann-Margaret, who takes a look at his composition and invites Craig to perform it as a duo on her TV special.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Yeah Baby!
The Mayor brings in a campaign consultant who also has some psychic abilities.
Starring: Queen Latifah, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Foundation As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Soulmate George is suspected of killing his fiance, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G
The Meeting
The Syndicate holds a closed-door session in Hazzard until the Dukes decide to stop them.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Maya's Nude Photos Maya's photography teacher asks her to do a nude self-portrait. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
Hearts Of Twilight/The Bolds
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
The Unnaturals When Ben attends the Little League World Series because his home team happens to be playing, he discovers that their opponents in the final are actually robots posing as kids.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Wally Cox Lucy stages a phony robbery of a warehouse to help Wally, the wimpish son of Harry's high school friend, Moose Manley, gain confidence.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Never Try To Outsmart A Jeannie Tony says that Jeannie can come to Europe with him if she travels as a normal woman and can get a passport. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Pet Warlock A warlock who has come to 'save' Sam from her mortal marriage turns himself into an unusual dog that helps Darrin with an account. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Foundation As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Charlie and Mia decide to become "intimate", but after the long wait, he's worried that he won't live up to her expectations.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Monopolar Expedition Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for one another. When Leonard and his friends decide to spend the summer working, at the North Pole.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation Sheldon flees back to Texas in disgrace when he learns that the guys tampered with his arctic expedition data, threatening Leonard's hopes for a romantic encounter with Penny.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:30 PRIMEVAL WS M
Concrete Menagerie
The team pitted against a predator from the future, along with other species.
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN 21:30 OF MYSTERY 1997 Captioned Repeat WS M
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960's emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.
Starring: Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Mimi Rogers, Robert Wagner, Will Ferrell, Charles Napier
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA
Cripple Fight The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Some Violence
00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA
Red Hot Catholic Love Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
00:30 SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA Repeat AV
Reckoning Batiatus' father organizes a tournament to prove the worthiness of his gladiators, while Crixus becomes involved in a power play within the House of Batiatus.
Starring: Dustin Clare, Lucy Lawless, John Hannah, Peter Mensah
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Sex Scenes
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Book Signing Garcia takes over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing in a Reno mall. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Maya's Nude Photos Maya's photography teacher asks her to do a nude self-portrait. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade. 04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Unalful Entry
Al becomes a local hero when he stands up to a burglar he encounters in their kitchen. Unsuccessful at getting Buck to attack the intruder, Al takes matters into his own hands and renders the burglar unconscious. Now the local hero, Al quickly moves to capitalize on his fame.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Rock Quarry Story
Fred tries to impress Wilma by bringing movie star Rock Quarry to dinner, but Wilma doesn't recognize him. Thu Sep 8, 2011
06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G
Get Ready To Rumble Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.
06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG
The Reluctant Guardian Ben and Katherine find the lost guardian of Forest World and discover that Veronica's pots are a map to the Reading Room of the Parallax.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
Welcome To The Jungle Pinky and The Brain are "saved" by animal rights activists and released in the jungle, where they discover that The Brain's nemesis, Snowball, is worshipped as a king.
07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
Hearts Of Twilight/The Bolds
08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
The Unnaturals When Ben attends the Little League World Series because his home team happens to be playing, he discovers that their opponents in the final are actually robots posing as kids.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS G
The Smurf Who Could Do No Wrong/Foul Feather Fiend
After receiving a Do No Harm charm from Homnibus, Clumsy becomes a target of envy.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Soft Touchables
Part-time sleuths Fred and Barney are tricked by a charming female thief and inadvertently help her rob a bank.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Never Try To Outsmart A Jeannie Tony says that Jeannie can come to Europe with him if she travels as a normal woman and can get a passport. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Pet Warlock A warlock who has come to 'save' Sam from her mortal marriage turns himself into an unusual dog that helps Darrin with an account. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Movie Show Kelly gets an upleasant surprise when the family offer to take her to the movies for her birthday and cancels her date to join them.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Wally Cox Lucy stages a phony robbery of a warehouse to help Wally, the wimpish son of Harry's high school friend, Moose Manley, gain confidence.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Sleeping With The Enemy Charlie reunites with Jennifer, the opposition's campaign manager, and they resume their steamy affair, which in turn heats up the election. Starring: Queen Latifah, Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Bizarro Jerry Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George & Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Little Kicks
Elaine's strange dancing technique loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a bad boy image, Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G
Road Pirates A rash of hijackings catches Boss buying his own stolen property and accusing his nephew and the Dukes of the dirty deeds.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
And The Femmy Goes To ... Maya, Nina and Elliott are all nominated for a prestigious fashion magazine award. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
Guarding In The Garden/Plane Pals
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
Monster Weather Max takes the kids to a drought-stricken Chicago to see his favourite golden-oldie band perform at a huge music festival.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Wayne Newton
The Carter's spend a day on Wayne Newton's ranch after retrieving his lost Shetland pony.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, The Doctor When Tony mentions that he always dreamed of being a surgeon Jeannie blinks him into the operating room where Tony gets accused of impersonating a doctor. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Old Man
During another argument with her mother, Endora turns Darrin into an old man prompting him to pose as his grandfather Grover Stevens when he has to attend a meeting with a client. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Soulmate George is suspected of killing his fiance, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
My Tongue Is Meat Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.
19:30 ARE YOU FITTER THAN A PENSIONER WS PG
Oakmont California
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language
20:30 BIG TROUBLE IN THAILAND WS M
Back on the streets of Pattaya with tourist cop Howard a man having a little rest and relaxation in the city gets robbed and drugged by a prostitute; while another tourist runs into the sea to avoid paying for his restaurant and bar bill.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 OCEAN'S ELEVEN 2001 Captioned Repeat WS M
Ocean's Eleven Danny Ocean and his hand-picked crew of specialists gather in Las Vegas to attempt the most extravagant casino heist ever: they plan to rob the Bellagio, The Mirage, and the MGM Grand simultaneously. Starring: Steven Soderbergh, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Ralph Fiennes, Casey Affleck, Andy Garcia, Bernie Mac, Sydney Pollack
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language
00:00 UP LATE WS M
Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what we re watching, wearing and listening to, where we re going and who we re going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.
00:30 V Captioned Repeat WS M
Devil in a Blue Dress Anna is poised to activate the planet's first Blue Energy reactor, but Sid deduces that something else is afoot; Diana advises Lisa to strike against Anna now to save the humans from annihilation.
Starring: Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Fire Fighters are Jerks Dangle s ex-wife visits just as the deputies are trying to get rid of the Ten Commandments monument on their front lawn. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
And The Femmy Goes To ... Maya, Nina and Elliott are all nominated for a prestigious fashion magazine award. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Movie Show Kelly gets an upleasant surprise when the family offer to take her to the movies for her birthday and cancels her date to join them.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Soft Touchables
Part-time sleuths Fred and Barney are tricked by a charming female thief and inadvertently help her rob a bank. Fri Sep 9, 2011
06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G
Leech A Cold, Bleed A Fever Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.
06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG
Seek And You Shall Find Ben finds Otto in Techno World, but they are tracked by Spy Boy. Elsewhere, Otto tells Ben the purpose of the Reading Room.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
A Little Off The Top/Megalomaniacs Anonymous
The Brain tries to gain control of Samson's strength, but he can't figure out the source.
07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
Guarding In The Garden/Plane Pals
08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
Monster Weather Max takes the kids to a drought-stricken Chicago to see his favourite golden-oldie band perform at a huge music festival.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS G
Gargamel's Quest/Papa For A Day A magic spell that protects the Smurf village wears off allowing it to be found by non-Smurfs and Gargamel intends on finding it.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Flintstone Of Prinstone
Fred attends night classes and is drafted to be a quarterback on the school football team.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, The Doctor When Tony mentions that he always dreamed of being a surgeon Jeannie blinks him into the operating room where Tony gets accused of impersonating a doctor. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Old Man
During another argument with her mother, Endora turns Darrin into an old man prompting him to pose as his grandfather Grover Stevens when he has to attend a meeting with a client. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Till Death Do Us Part When Peg complains about Al's lovemaking to the girls at the beauty parlour, he becomes the laughing-stock of the town.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Wayne Newton
The Carter's spend a day on Wayne Newton's ranch after retrieving his lost Shetland pony.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
She's Gotta Habit Charlie and Jennifer are celebrating their one-month anniversary when she reveals to him that her former relationship was with a woman.
Starring: Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
Keep Your Enemies Closer
Stephanie messes up during work, putting Lauren in a difficult position. Heidi talks to Stacie, again.
13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
Father Of The Bride
Lauren has to fire Stephanie. Spencer has to deal with Heidi's father.
14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG
The Ghost Of General Lee When the General Lee crashes during a chase, Rosco thinks he has killed Bo and Luke, while Boss now blames them for a crime they never committed.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Softball Maya is persuaded to pitch in the office's annual softball game. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G
Be Careful What You Eat/Up The Crazy River/Ta Da Dump
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG
The Return - Part 1 Ben, Gwen and Max investigate the fact that the latest shuttle launch has been delayed by a freak purple lightning storm.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy Takes Over
When the family finds an old diary which belonged to Lucy's great grandmother, they discover that Harry's family once borrowed $10 with interest in which they never paid back. Because the total added up to $145,000, Harry turned the business over to Lucy.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Jeannie & the Kidnap Caper
Tired of Jeannie using her magic around the house he asks Jeannie to promise to not use her magic for him again. Next thing he knows is that he is captured by Red Chinese spies and all Jeannie can do is watch. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
The Corsican Cousins Endora zaps Samantha so that she feels everything that Serena feels both physically and emotionally. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
18:00 SCOOBY-DOO AND THE ALIEN INVADERS 2000 Repeat WS G
Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders A cosmic case of UFO's, intergalactic intrigue and out-of-this-world romance launches Scooby, Shaggy and the Mystery Inc. kids into their most unearthly adventure ever. 19:30 HITCH 2005 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Hitch
Alex Hitchens teaches men how to get the women of their dreams. His latest client is a nerdy financial consultant who has fallen in love with a wealthy and powerful woman who doesn't know he's alive until Hitch helps him to woo her. Despite helping other men with their love life problems Hitch struggles with his own when he meets the beautiful and headstrong Sara.
Starring: William Smith, Eva Mendes, Kevin James, Amber Valletta, Julie Ann Emery
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
21:50 LICENCE TO WED 2007 Captioned Repeat WS M
Licence To Wed
Newly engaged Ben and Sadie encounter a roadblock to their trip down the aisle when her unusual pastor, Father Frank, insists they go through a tough and quirky prenuptial course before he'll marry them. Since Sadie dreams of having a traditional wedding at her family church, the two agree to the marital boot camp.
Starring: Robin Williams, Mandy Moore, John Krasinski
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
23:45 SOUTH PARK Repeat M
Terrance & Philip: Behind the Blow The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
00:10 FRINGE Repeat WS M
Immortality
In the alternate universe, the Fringe team is forced to adjust to Col. Broyles' absence during an investigation of a bioterrorist who unleashes a flesh-eating insect. Meanwhile, Secretary Bishop finds his limitations tested; and Olivia reunites with her boyfriend.
Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
01:05 FRINGE Repeat WS M
6 B Mysterious events lead to a woman in mourning over the death of her husband; Peter and Olivia try to bridge the emotional chasm between them.
Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
02:00 UP LATE Repeat WS M
Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what we re watching, wearing and listening to, where we re going and who we re going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.
02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Wiegel's New Boyfriend The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
British Law A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own with Garcia. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Craig The Killer Wiegel has a new boyfriend. The only problem is that the other deputies think he might be the Truckee River Killer. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Book Signing Garcia takes over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing in a Reno mall. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Fire Fighters are Jerks Dangle s ex-wife visits just as the deputies are trying to get rid of the Ten Commandments monument on their front lawn. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
Keep Your Enemies Closer
Stephanie messes up during work, putting Lauren in a difficult position. Heidi talks to Stacie, again.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Let's Go! Visiting Tamax TV - Surprise! Live on TV
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Sep 10, 2011
06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G
Path Of Destruction Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Flintstone Of Prinstone
Fred attends night classes and is drafted to be a quarterback on the school football team.
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Gargamel's Quest/Papa For A Day A magic spell that protects the Smurf village wears off allowing it to be found by non-Smurfs and Gargamel intends on finding it.
08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Parents Day/ Club Kidney-ki
When the Jellies discover that Lumpus' parents did not come to visit him at Camp, they try to set things right.
09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
Disenfranchised As Ilana tries to run for Sherman High School president and Lance is trying to find a job, a dragon-like Mutraddi creature puts the hex on them.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG
Legends Of The Dark Mite!
Batman's biggest fan, Bat-Mite, is also his biggest nightmare when the 5th dimension pops up.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG
Haunted
A ghostly EVO interrupts Rex and Noah's double-date.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Everybody Talks About The Weather
Gwen discovers that Plumber badges have the ability to signal and pick up distress calls with other Plumbers.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, The Doctor When Tony mentions that he always dreamed of being a surgeon Jeannie blinks him into the operating room where Tony gets accused of impersonating a doctor. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Jeannie & the Kidnap Caper
Tired of Jeannie using her magic around the house he asks Jeannie to promise to not use her magic for him again. Next thing he knows is that he is captured by Red Chinese spies and all Jeannie can do is watch. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Samantha's Old Man
During another argument with her mother, Endora turns Darrin into an old man prompting him to pose as his grandfather Grover Stevens when he has to attend a meeting with a client. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent. 12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
The Corsican Cousins Endora zaps Samantha so that she feels everything that Serena feels both physically and emotionally. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.
13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Movie Show Kelly gets an upleasant surprise when the family offer to take her to the movies for her birthday and cancels her date to join them.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG
Till Death Do Us Part When Peg complains about Al's lovemaking to the girls at the beauty parlour, he becomes the laughing-stock of the town.
Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Wayne Newton
The Carter's spend a day on Wayne Newton's ranch after retrieving his lost Shetland pony.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy Takes Over
When the family finds an old diary which belonged to Lucy's great grandmother, they discover that Harry's family once borrowed $10 with interest in which they never paid back. Because the total added up to $145,000, Harry turned the business over to Lucy.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Our Son, The Barber
Eb's latest career choice is that of a barber. He talks Oliver into paying his tuition to MIT, a mail-order barber college. Eb's sent a dummy head and hair to practice on and receives his grades by mailing the trimmed toupees back to the school.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
15:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Yet Another Stakeout
The mayor's campaign for re-election is blind-sided when his opponent resorts to dirty politics.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
16:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Yeah Baby!
The Mayor brings in a campaign consultant who also has some psychic abilities.
Starring: Queen Latifah, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
16:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG
The Ghost Of General Lee When the General Lee crashes during a chase, Rosco thinks he has killed Bo and Luke, while Boss now blames them for a crime they never committed.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG
World Cup 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
18:30 TOP GEAR Repeat WS PG
Which is faster a man or a car? Jeremy finds out by racing in a Fiat Panda against marathon runner (AC Muir) along the London Marathon course. Also in the show, the TVR Sagaris takes to the test track; Ford s Transit van has a landmark birthday and gets sent to the Nurburgring to celebrate. Guest stars Justin Hawkins. 19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mum, so he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
Starring: Marin Hinkle, Courtney Thorne-smith, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
A Bottle Of Wine And A Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes".
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
20:30 VANTAGE POINT 2008 Captioned Repeat WS M
Vantage Point
Moments after he arrives in Spain for a landmark antiterrorism summit, U.S. President Ashton is shot. The 15 minutes leading up to the shooting are rehashed from the perspective of various onlookers: two Secret Service agents, a TV reporter and a tourist. Starring: Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, Bruce McGill, Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Eduardo Noriega, Richard T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language
22:30 ROMEO MUST DIE 2000 Captioned Repeat WS MA
Romeo Must Die
Two families, bound by tradition, are locked in a brutal war. Asian and African American gangs are vying for control of Oakland's waterfront. But when the first casualty is the Asian warlord's son, the gang war becomes more dangerous than either side imagined.
Starring: Jet Li, Aaliyah, Isaiah Washington, Russell Wong, Henry O
Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence, Frequent Coarse Language
00:40 UP LATE Repeat WS M
Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what we re watching, wearing and listening to, where we re going and who we re going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.
01:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA
Kenny Dies The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
01:40 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M
Memory Lane
Katherine reveals to Stefan secrets about what really happened in 1864 when she turned him into a vampire. Meanwhile, Damon tries to resolve his conflict with Mason, and Tyler attempts to get Mason to tell him the truth about the Lockwoods' dark past.
Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen
Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes, Some Violence
02:30 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M
Kill or Be Killed Mason reveals to Tyler the details of the family curse and gives the sheriff some shocking information that sets off a night of violence in town.
Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes
03:20 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M
Plan B Katherine targets a new victim and Jeremy volunteers to help Damon and Alaric deal with her. Meanwhile, Bonnie accidentally learns some disturbing information about Mason and shares it with Stefan.
Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes 04:10 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M
Masquerade The Lockwoods throw a masquerade ball, and Stefan and Damon try to prevent Katherine from wrecking the party. Meanwhile, Matt and Tyler get into trouble when they start drinking shots with some friends.
Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes
05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
Father Of The Bride
Lauren has to fire Stephanie. Spencer has to deal with Heidi's father.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Are You Serious? The Fastest Rainbow Sleigh Ever! - Oh my! Lovelin's Concert!
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.