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STARS Citation Rollins College, "Sandspur, Vol 102 No 02, August 31, 1995" (1995). The Rollins Sandspur. 48. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/cfm-sandspur/48 rollins college •august 31,1995 •volume 102 • issue 1 andspur WEEKEND'S FORECAST High in the 90s, chance of afternoon thunderstorms Head to Wet n Wild Labor Day! Convocation Kicks Off New Year

Waiting to enter Knowles Memorial Chapel on Monday for Convocation are members of the class of '99. Flag and banner bearers are Jeffrey Breunig, David Hardrich, April Hendrikson, Margriet Johansen, Zofia Nowicki.

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ENDOWED CLASSICS THE WONG SIDE ROLLINS REVIEWS MEET MARKET CHAIR REMAINS OF THE ROAD BASKETBALL DIARIES EMPTY SOUNDTRACK PAGE 3 PAGE 5 PAGE 8 PAGE15 sandspur El^ITOR/S ISTOTES INTRODUCTION TO THE NEW SPUR by Teresa R. Greenlees

EDITOR IN CHIEF It is only appropriate I felt the full weight of tie the various parts of the pa­ our "meet market." In this sec­ TERESR R. GREENIEES that sweeping changes, like the my responsibility as the editor per together, like the golden tion is so much opportunity for ones that have been effected in of Rollins' most widely-read thread that ran throughout the experimentation. Will Rollins NEWS EUITOR the Sandspur format, be accom­ publication. Suddenly, I was Ptolemaic Universe. Perhaps students buy into personal ads? UfiNESSR DfSlMFJNF. panied by some sort of expla­ accountable to the entire cam­ our oval is not quite as impor­ Will they even read them? nation. pus. OPINIONS EDITOH tant as the golden thread that I am excited with the SflRR FELDMAN We have not only It is my duty to uphold unites heaven and earth, but it prospect of 29 more issues. We

changed the size and nature of the highest ethical standards does lend a sense of continuity have time to perfect, and learn FERTURES EDITOR our paper, but the size and na­ while producing a paper that is that had been lacking. and grow with the college and ture of our staff. We have factual, enjoyable, timely, and Kim Hanisak, our fea­ its response to our work. We adopted new stylistic features, well-written. And, unlike tures editor, and Sara Feldman, encourage you, the reader, to and decided upon a new for­ many other campus leadership our opinions editor, have been write and respond to our feeble mat, one that is, hopefully, positions, mine is a job that can­ very conscientious in their ef­ attempts at perfection. We ap- * more accessible and eye-catch­ not be done alone. Without a fort to include only relevant, lit­ preciate all of your input. It is ing. staff like the one I have envi­ erate pieces in the 'Spur. We all appropriate. I feel like a proud par­ sioned, I would be lucky to have a pretty solid staff of writ­ I feel the weight of my ent when I behold my newly publish once a month. ers on whom we can depend to obligations to my successors. formed staff hard at work. I pored over the Sand­ bring us fresh reviews, heated For over a century, the Sandspur It is two o'clock a.m., spur archives this summer, in debate, or balanced news re­ has been wholly student-pro­ but they are still smiling, they search of style ideas. With the ports. duced. And though the format work with amazing efficiency, help of my advisor, Drew Will- It is a personal mission has changed more times than an uncanny ability to cooper­ iams, I finally settled on a of mine to make clear distinc­ it is worth recounting, there has ate. It is easy to feel confident magazine-like style. You might tions between our sections. always been a strong sense of about the year, when I am with notice that the paper includes Feature articles do not belong duty in its content. The Sand­ them. more photographs and graph­ in the news section any more spur is here to bring you the It is funny how com­ ics. The copy is spaced loosely, than an opinion piece. It is our best that Rollins has to offer, to pany can relieve hysteria. This "with room to breathe," as my business to be precise and ac­ keep its readers informed, and summer, while I sat in my layout editor, Kelly Rhodes, curate, otherwise, we are lead them away from igno­ lonely office, making plans that would say. clearly not serving our purpose rance. were sure to change as we be­ Together, Kelly and I on this campus. Happy convocation, gan producing an actual prod­ decided upon the oval as a the­ One addition that I am and, please keep reading! uct. matic tool, an object that would particularly excited about is

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THE twins EHPBESSEB IN THE Sm HRF. NOT NBECCESSRfKf.* THOSE CNB BY ITS EDITORS. august 31, 1995 news QUICK BITS compiled from BP releases CLASSICS CHAIR REMAINS EMPTY • Monica Seles picks up by Gregory R- Mullins where she left off, two and a half years after being In 1984, after a 30 year stitution of higher learning. language classes with other Club, expresses concern over stabbed on the court, she hiatus, the classics department Since that time the history of professors from Rollins taking the lack of interest in the Clas­ returned to the tennis was reinstated with the estab- the Classics Department has over general classics courses. sics which she says is the "cor­ scene, wining (so far) six ' lishment of the George D. and been a turbulent one. Concern over the state of nerstone of any respectable lib­ consecetive matches. Next Harriet W. Cornell, Chair in Only one professor, Dr. the Classics Program has be­ eral arts college." She adds that up, the U.S. Open which Classics. John Heath, has held the come greater over the past sev­ a "liberal arts college is not a began this week. 1 When Rollins was cre­ Cornell Chair. His resignation eral years. Part of the dilemma liberal arts college without clas­ • Three Tiny Towns are ated in 1885, knowledge of in spring of 1992 has left the over this concern is how should sical studies." Speed Traps. AAA desig­ Greek and Latin was a require­ chair vacant with no indication the Classics curriculum be de­ This lack of interest nated the Florida commu­ ment for admission into the that it will be filled in the near fined, how to balance the pro­ could be due, in part, to the lack nities of Lawter, Hampton, small liberal arts college. Today, future. gram while being financially of stability and permanence of and Waldo as "traffic R students begin to wonder what Three other professors responsible, and how this pro­ the Classics Program, a concern traps," The communities, has happened to the Classics have been hired to work in the gram can best serve the stu­ voiced by Nancy Decker. Re­ investigations showed, department here at Rollins Col- Classics Department. With the dents. cently, in a telephone conversa- were using traffic law en­ if» lege. resignation of Professor Pat The Classics Program is tion with the Provost, she forcement to generate rev­ The Cornell Chair was Marshall at the end of spring not only embattled with con­ stated that the Foreign Lan­ enue rather than ensure established in part by a 1992, after having been denied cern, but also with mystery. guage department needed a " safety. The three commu­ $450,000 challenge grant the chair, left the Classics pro­ A search of the college sense of direction" concerning nities are located on U.S. G awarded by the National En­ gram in the hands of visiting archives reveal very little about the Classics Program. Highway 301. dowment for the Humanities professor Jay Francis; he him­ the history of the Classics de­ If a nationwide search for • Whitewater—Arkansas with an addition $256,000 pro­ self has left after being denied partment aside from reports of a permanent professor is not Governor, Jim Guy Tucker, gram grant to help with the hir­ a tenure-track position. the NEH grant, appointment of held by September, the future as well as James B. and Su- ing of a fulltime classicist as Classics classes are now Cornell Chair, and several con­ of the Classics Prog/am be­ san McDougal, were ar­ well as establish a writing pro­ being taught by interim profes­ fidential memos stating faculty comes further in jeopardy. raigned on fraud and con­ gram. sor Daniel Carpenter. One of members' concern for the Clas­ With all that has hap­ spiracy charges related to This was the first time in the alternatives, states chair for sics Program. pened recently with the Clas­ Whitewater. The the history of the NEH that Foreign Languages Nancy Leigh Carter, sics Program, the most thought McDougals were the both a program and challenge Decker, was that a temporary ex-President of the now de­ of question is what do the Clinton's business partners grant had been given to an in­ professor be hired to teach the funct Pandora's Box Classics Cornells have to say? in the {ailed real-estate ven­ ture. • C^vin Klein withdraws jean ads. The current ad • GLORY DAYS: PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE campaign features teen models posing in what cri t- by Sara Feldman ics call tasteless and sug­ gestive. These ads have As central Florida was hit The next day. Orientation Beans) dinner, a Reggae band, McKean, barbecue-style. been called, by some, child by a tropical storm on Thurs­ '95, "Glory Days—Past, Present, and lots of dancing. The party On Monday, the second pornography. Calvin Klein day, August 24th, Rollins Col­ Future", went into full gear. was a big success, and ended Rollins Conference class was "will cease nmning the re­ lege was stormed by the incom- The freshmen had breakfast an eventful day on a good note. held, and students got to know mainder of this campaign freshmen for the 1995-96 with their conference classes. Saturday and Sunday were what a true college class is A.S.A.P." Straight from there, confer­ less intense—athletic activities like—very different from high Despite the constant rain, ence classes all went to their had been planned for Saturday, school! to be held on Mills Lawn, but new students kept their first class together, which Directly after the class, all At 7 p.m., freshmen went rain prevented them from tak­ •irits relatively dry and went mostly consisted of mandatory the new students gathered in to the long awaited show, calmly through the processes of testing. After class, the new stu­ ing off. their conference classes on "Bits-n-Pieces," which showed, arrival, such as registration and dents had time to work out Freshmen used this time to Mills Lawn to walk in the pro­ through many acting talents, a fitting possessions into rooms schedules with their advisors relax, buy books, and get to cessional into Knowles Memo­ humorous and accurate por­ now shared with a total and to buy books. know one another better. That rial Chapel for the official ma­ trait of Rollins life. The audi­ inger. When the free time ended, evening, a talent show was triculation into Rollins College. ence enjoyed it, and especially The parents, who seemed the students rejoined with their held in the Down Under, and President Bornstein, Rever­ got a kick out of the ending, ieed more comforting than conference classes and went, in voice talent, dancing, even end Powers, Creighton Knight when a faux Rita Bornstein r children, were reassured succession, to five different ac­ matches extinguished on a (student body president), and (played by Megan Morrison) of their childrens' well-being tivities, a mystery game in the tongue were viewed with plea­ David Erdmann all spoke in sang a very different version of by peer mentors, conference library to introduce the re­ sure. formal welcome to the class of the Alma Mater than that sung course professors, and all the sources there, an up-front dem­ Sunday, a trip to Disney 1999, and the students sang at matriculation! staff. onstration of the campus justice World had been planned, so their Alma Mater for the first Finally, a freshman class President Bornstein, Jen system, mandatory personality many new students enjoyed a time. All students were then picture was taken, and Orien­ Lassoff, and Allyson Solomon testing, a lecture on the history day at one of the three Disney invited to a picnic in down­ tation ended on a serene note (orientation coordinators) of Rollins done every year by parks of their choice. Others town Winter Park to celebrate with the traditional candle- spoke to the new class in wel­ Thaddeus Seymour, and "Ris­ stayed home to organize, the new class's entrance to the lighting ceremony. come, and the freshmen re­ que Business." "shmooze", and relax again Rollins family. The storm which had turned to their rooms, to let the Later that evening, many before their hectic schedules of Monday afternoon was blown the new students in has events of the day sink in. An new and old students went to the week began. more relaxing, and optional calmed, and the class of 1999 optional movie had been an "island party" at Beans, Dinner that evening was meetings on financial aid and have settled into place, like n the Dow^ Under. which included an exotic (for held on the lawn behind work study were held. leaves after a gust of wind. sandspur ROLLINS BIDS FAREWELL TO STACI-ANN PATRICK by Vanessa J. DiSimone people are always coming to who ran the campus in hero\i that she feels it's time to give Whether it's chatting about time and efforts in helping stu­ see me about." It's evident that special way and lifted something back to her native the weather, classes, or even the dents adjust to the transition of the staff and students will be everyone's spirit," said senii college. "Staci-Ann is a very country after all it has given to morning after, nearly every stu­ missing her as well. "When I Joanna Boylan. Even membc sweet and caring individual her. dent has walked the halls with found out Staci-Ann was leav­ of the Beans staff bid her fai who was always there for me Patrick's decision to leave Staci-Ann Patrick as she hurries ing, I was so upset. She was al­ well by making her a huge! last year to go to for advice and the Rollins community, how­ from place to place, keeping up ways encouraging upper gel cake. Staci-Ann Patiii to make me feel at home at ever, was not an easy one. with her hectic schedule. By the classmen to mingle with the would just like to tell studei( Rollins," said sophomore When asked what she'll miss time this issue of the Sandspur freshmen so they can better ad­ one final thing: "I want peorj Tracie New. most about Rollins, she said the hits the mailboxes, she will be just to college. And she would to not give up on their drean August 31 is officially following: "In addition to miss­ walking the hallowed halls of help me with everything: ad­ and to really be themselves. I Patrick's last day as Freshman ing the staff and students, I'll Rollins' campus for the last vice about school, friends, and D Coordinator. She is returning to miss baseball games, Beans ba­ time. family. Staci-Ann is someone C Trinidad (her home which she gels, and the tiny crises that Patrick joined the Rollins LJ left for America nine years ago) staff three years ago, after ft graduating from Barry Univer­ to work for Nova Scotia Bank sity i Miami. It did not take where she will be recruiting long I "re she became a famil­ and training people. Her job iar face to many students on will entail traveling the coast of campus as Area Coordinator South America since Trinidad for Residential Life. In fact, not is a testing site for the bank. only did she work on-campus "I'm excited about the work I'll LCtfSCK AS r^ANV AS APPL-V) but she also lived in Elizabeth be doing because I love dealing Hall for two years. Last year, with people," said Patrick. She she was appointed to Coordi­ says the main reason for her nator of Freshman Programs going back to Trinidad (in ad­ 9 dition to missing her family) is rj iMplE~£ocki DA£.LIN6 •'. and focused a great deal of her r /

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THE WONG SIDE OF THE ROAD, CUZ I-4*S A MESS by Steven Arthur-Wong

Hi do you know me, no student gets taken advan­ Lou Coons and Sal "The pipe and smoke it. (but outside, 14. Not getting involved: Pen­ you might have seen me Au­ tage of or caught unawares, I Marshmallow" Stoner.(I utside, O.K.!?!) alty, four years of boredom and gust 17th on TV in my 3rd an­ have compiled a list of some of wouldn't worry about Sal, but 10. Killing your ex-girlfriend frustration.(yeah, I know I keep nual Toilet Vigil for the 15th the more obscure offenses and that "Sweet" Lou's a killer) and her freeloading room­ saying it) anniversary of Elvis's alleged their sanctions. 6. Taking someone's clothes mate/guy friend/gay friend/ 15. Propping any door in a resi­ death ... or you might have 1. Holding nude poetry read­ out of a running dryer and re­ ladiesman/father of her dence hall: Penalty, Ward Hall heard my hit song, "Don't Go ings in the Virginia S. Nelson placing them with yours': Pen­ illegitimateson/ whatever the Director, Mother Ahab, keys Down To The Beach Mum Rose Garden: Penalty, nothing, alty, you are not allowed to date hell Ron Goldman was: Pen­ your door and replaces all your 'Cause Dad's Already Bringing unless you count the manda­ outside of Rollins for the rest of alty, you become a media god. furniture with Good Stuff Up The Crabs", it's the new tory inclusion of "Paradise your life.(AHliHFIFfflDfflH) (did I mention you also become boxes. (Female) Windows 95 jingle ... or you Lost", read by an in-the-buff 7. Desiring a first rate educa­ bankrupt?) 16. Posing as an outdoorsy- might have seen me frothing Tom Arnold. tion: Penalty, four years of 11. Streaking Mills Lawn: Pen­ type to get that hottie from like a rabid squirrel in the 2. Parking illegally: Penalty, as overpriced food with sky-high alty, you must perform a lewTd R.O.C. to notice you: Penalty, Annie Russell Theater .'. . per the Bits and Pieces/ fat content, and Lilliputian sex act with Hugh Grant.(Not you must Hack with X- Bv now you have all Datillo/Bean Amendment, taste. so much of a punishment if you Gubbers.(Get some skill puny probably heard how the Rollins Campus Safety now has the 8. Picking a rose from the Vir­ consider that instantaneous mortal) College Code of Students ight to "get medieval on your ginia S. Nelson Rose Garden. tabloid shall be thine) Well, that's all for now, Rights and Responsibilities has 3.SS * Penalty: You must rename 12. "Borrowing" the 'good' remember, read your R-Times been shaken up by some major 3. Stealing someone's dry erase your dorm room "The Mitchel dinnerware from Beans: Pen­ to keep abreast of all the policy changes. For instance, marker: Penalty, death, no trial, Green Room". alty, you have to order a pizza. changes. I have to go now, I the Residence Hall Judiciary just death. 9. Smoking in your room: Pen­ Again, this does not sound like have to make my weekly meet­ Committee is now under the 4. Defacing a residence hall alty, forget four times and a punishment. But wait until ing of the grassroots organiza­ control of Res. Life, anyone with graffiti: Penalty, baby-sit you're out of the Residence fifteen of your parasitic friends tion to save funding for the arts, caught with drugs will be put Ken Posner's kids for a month. Hall, for the remainder of your show up for "just a slice." * Friends of Sesame Street. (Con­ on probation for the rest of his / 5. Stealing Steve the Fish from stay at Rollins you will be 13. Breaking quiet hours. Pen­ tract With America my hairy her academic career at Rollins, Area Coordinator Scott Stone's forced to breathe air combined alty, you have to listen to the arse, philistines you're all phi- and this is just the tip of the ice­ mansion in Elizabeth: Penalty from Ward's and Elizabeth's lead singer from "Drivers of the listines). berg. Therefore, to ensure that go ten rounds with "Sweet" A.C vents. So put that in your Winnebago" sing four sets. LETTER TO THE EDITOR: WHAT COLLEGE IS FOR

Dear Editor, saying people shouldn't be image, popularity and confor­ cases of people forcing me to do thing you're against doing in In your first edition, themselves, but I changed into mity were very important; I something, but rather people exchange for their friendship. geared toward the freshman, I a whole new self during my thought I had to look and act a introducing an opportunity or Not to mention the academic enjoyed the wise quotes given first year at Rollins and I be­ certain way to get friends. Since activity to me which I chose to pressures of Rollins which are by Dario Moore, Evelyn lieve, as my loved ones do, that being here, I've learned to re­ participate in. I learned that as extremely important to suc­ Nicolosi and Dr. Seymour. it was a good transformation to lax, try new things and be open long as you're honest about cumb to and tackle as best you However, I felt a strong urge to undergo. College, friends, to different experiences and who you are and try to find out can. So, what I'm saying is, let question Andrea We is man's teachers, classes, and experi­ people, which makes for a non-judgementally what others Rollins (and all that's here) stern advise, "Be yourself and ences should influence and more interesting life and a are like you will find friends. mold you, rock you, enlighten stay yourself. Don't succumb te shape you. When I first arrived much more comfortable accep­ And as far as peer pressure you, succumb you, uplift you, the pressures of Rollins." I here, I was insecure, frightened, tance of who I am. I've encoun­ goes (as you may have learned and all that good stuff . Good wholeheartedly disagree. Don't strung out, and naive, with my tered pressures, as everyone from those nifty After School luck and have fun! get me wrong, I am by no priorities a bit out of whack. I does some which I've suc­ Specials) good, true friends -Shannon Barry means advocating cloning or thought physical appearance, cumbed to, but they were never never demand that you do any­

NEXT WEEK'S QUESTION OF THE WEEK QUESTION: "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ORIENTATION7

"It's been :un dragc Do vou approve of but I'd like a ") to all the events. n the new landscap­ time to get stu: ye getting -Heather Woo ing of Mills Lawn? Student sandspur opinion! COMING TO TERMS: MY MILLENNIUM WISH LIS!

by Alan Nordstrom

I wish that the third up and take responsible control manifesto, and I put my faith social justice, sustainable may still hope for it, prat millennium might bring a New of our mental, emotional, and in the prospect that our tech­ economies, international law it, work for it, and keep] Age of human evolution to our spiritual states and of the be­ niques of wisdom are growing and order, and a thriving bio­ with the dream Df it, a deep planet, one that demonstrates havior that follows from those ever more powerful, and that sphere? Billions of people long enduring dream that occas a greater collective maturity in states. our various social experiments for such conditions, and mil­ ally comes true in the live our species than we have mani­ While countless individu­ will discover more enlightened lions already live in a con­ magnificent individuals fested so far. I would be foolish als throughout human history systems of economy, ecology, sciousness capable of support­ blessed communities. I < to hope for wisdom to prevail have attained high states of and governance, as well as bet­ ing such conditions. Or so I good in denying this heavi worldwide when history seems consciousness, such wisdom of ter methods of education and suppose. Millions of us are no­ dream and squelching only to have magnified our ca­ self-mastery remains rare human development. I believe tably sane, civil, and altruistic hopeful energies that proi pacity for atrocity, not pacified throughout the general popu­ in progress. I think that evolu­ as a matter of habitual behav­ from subscribing to then us. But perhaps advancements lation. I hope that both neces­ tion, though stumbling and er­ ior. We promote social justice, that evolution harbors thei in knowledge, particularly in sity and opportunity will soon ratic, nonetheless presses us seek frugal ways to live, abhor of elevating us to a gran science and technology, may provoke a general elevation of toward the refinement of our war and brutality, and revere humanity. I see no harm ins teach us how to regulate our our collective consciousness, species, particularly as our the sanctity of life on earth in posing that the coming mill malignant behaviors and fun­ such that we may outgrow our technologies grow more inge­ its marvelous diversity, com­ nium will make current a i nel our potent psychic energies presen proclivity toward vio­ nious and resourceful. Cou­ plexity, and inter-dependency. version of our species-l into creative, negentropic pur­ lence, injustice, and selfishness. pling our natural intellects with We are custodians of life, man Being, version 3.1 suits. However, conventional wis­ our artificial intelligences will health, and wellbeing and we Homo sapiens sapiens sapii I believe that we must dom discounts individual wis­ take us, I believe, to new fron­ yearn to see our planet thrive. This is a dream vvi focus on the phenomenon of dom, asserting what seems tiers ,of capability and con­ I am willing to grant believing in, and I wo human consciousness. We self-evident: that human beings sciousness. The prospect is the New Age vision of an rather dedicate my life tor must learn the ways and possi­ are fundamentally flawed, awesome, both frightening and evolved humanity and of a izing such a dream than to bilities of consciousness. We bent, and depraved. "Original exhilarating, fraught with risk happier, more humane world by the nightmarish visioi must learn how to control and sin".precludes our perfectibil­ and charged with bliss. the status of a myth. In view of '** insuperable evil and cert develop our consciousness, in­ ity, "to err is human," and trag­ Let me imagine (as humanity's bleak history of catastrophe. Besides, "If; dividually and mutually. I be­ edy is our natural element, many have done from long evil and monstrosity, one can­ don't have a dream, how lieve that as a species our con­ since we are cursed from the ago) what we might hope for not blithely predict the perfect­ gonna have a dream co sciousness remains infantile, or first. here on Earth, before too long ibility of our perverse race or true?" at best, adolescent, but that in My hope and wish is oth­ from now. fondly expect the transforma­ the coming millennium, as erwise. "Our past is not our po­ Why should we not tion of our self-interested and soon as possible, we must grow tential," asserts the New Age expect sanity, civility, altruism, sinful consciousness. Yet one

by Teresa Greenlees

Beware, little Freshies. out a care, except about where I confess to being a a home, regular hot meals, free R-Card. Take advant Heed my words and avoid my I'm going to get my next facial? "shopaholic," but I no longer condoms (just ask your R.A. or these ammenities, and leti fate. A balanced checkbook is Let me shatter those illusions, confess to being an idiot. I fi­ Hall Director), and a store that experience be your lesson. your best friend. and tell you about how many nally got tired of being out of can charge toothpaste to your Shopping is my weak­ times my account at Barnett control and began to take a ness. I love the smell of new was overdrawn. more active role in my finance. -f things, and almost nothing My spending was I got a job, told Mom and Dad I , l\ makes me feel better than hav­ extravagent, luxurious, and to stop sending money, and 1C ing money to treat myself to a stupid. I would receive a check took a realistic look at what was THINGS TO DO WITH ALLTH(3S E CONDOMS trip to Victoria's Secret, or a from Mom and Dad at the be­ important to me and what I lengthy phone conversation ginning of every month, and by could really afford. Spending DURING ORIENTATION 1 with my favorite JCrew repre­ the 5th, I would be complain­ money is a different experience 10. Decora! they arc there sentative: "My item number is ing about how poor I was. I when you are spending your mgs 1. PRACTICE SAFE SEX. 1234IMAidiot and I want those was budgetting my money own. 9. Wind Chi $170 sandals in green . . ." Re­ poorly, letting myself get lulled Ask me how I've 8. Earrings I *Madame D'Amou tail stores are not my only into false security and changed, and I'll tell you about 7. APendan warm, wet welcom weakness. Most of my *ahem* uninhibitted binging by the surviving this summer on $20 Someone succulent freshmai parents' hard earned money fullness of my bank account, a week, without the C-Store, 6. Pencil Wa i a caring shoulderti has gone to the Winter Park res­ 2 even when my credit card was Beans, the bookstore, or my 5. Open on o the female popul taurant owners. (Ask me how "maxed." I have bought things school-year calling code. Re­ how to use \e offers her service many times I ate at Beans last that "I couldn't live without," straint is difficult, especially in (convenient ng any romantic is year; I bet I could count them only to return them the next Winter Park, but I promise you Beans) ich mav be trouble on one hand.) day. Why? Because it felt good. it can be done. Watch your­ 4. Knit thei Sound like the life of With my first automatic teller selves, and know when to pull make a blani ly dilemmas abo" an Alicia Silverstone? Picture card came this new-found free­ back. Remember that you are, 3. Slide them CAV tA/t*itf> a iptter ft me touring about Winter Park dom. I had "fast cash," and essentially, provided for. If you door with a J in my Daddy's "beamer," with­ nothing can beat that high. are living on campus, you have 2. Keep then Brad Pitt sets outc your bed ai «i never august 31, 1995

THE ENTERTAINMENT PULL-OUT NIGHT OF JOY APPROACHING

Multi-Gramrny pel to country to pop. uses in-your-face, bold and /ard-winner Steven Curtis • Steven Curtis challenging tunes to speak out lapman and twice-named Chapman expresses the impor­ about censorship of Christian Dntemporary Christian Artist tance of faith and an overrid­ art and music. Their powerful the Year Carman top the ing message of hope. He has lyrics are a successful mix of -act musical lineup for the been compared to country su­ humor and satire. 3th annual Night of Joy, Sept. perstar Garth Brooks, and his • Point of Grace , 9 and 15 in the Walt Disney music is an infectious blend of spreads the word of God Drld Magic Kingdom. The pop, rock, folk and country. through songs filled with Christian artist Steven Curtis Chapman will be a featured two will share the Cinderella • Carman is known hope and encouragement. performer at the 13th annual Night of Joy. Castle Forecourt stage for per­ worldwide for his story-telling Their voices blend in cre­ formances during the Christian mastery set to music and main­ ative and spirited harmo­ music spectacular which also tains his reputation as a bold, nies, and their live perfor­ Tomorrowland, including the Advance tickets for features Shirley Caesar, Point of outspoken music minister. He mances are upbeat, ener­ new ExtraTERRORestrial Night of Joy are available for Grace and Night of Joy new­ continues to draw sell-out getic and fun. Alien Encounter and Space $26 plus tax (per person per comers Audio Adrenaline and crowds in arenas where he per­ • East to West is a duo Mountain, as well as other night) at select Christian book­ East to West. forms throughout the world. with a sound that' s strictly popular Magic Kingdom at­ stores, Ticketmaster locations Shows during the • Shirley Caesar com­ state-of-the-art pop. They de­ tractions. in Florida, Georgia, North three-night event begin at 8:30 bines music, ministry and mes­ liver their strong Each Night of Joy Carolina and South Carolina p.m. and continue until 1 a.m. sage to produce powerful, ex­ Christ-centered messages ticket holder also may pur­ and at Walt Disney World at stage locations throughout citing, modern-day Gospel through strong ballads and chase one specially priced ticket locations. To order by the park. & 12:15 a.m. classics. Her songs range from uptempo grooves. one-day one-park admission phone, guests may call 407/ This year's perform­ joyous spirituals to Admission to Night ticket for the Magic Kingdom, 8277200. Special rates are ers represent a diverse range of heart-rending ballads. of Joy '95 gives guests the op­ Epcot or Disney-MGM Studios available for groups of 10 or musical styles, from rap to gos­ • Audio Adrenaline portunity to enjoy the new for $27 plus tax. more by calling 800 / 833-9806. ROCK N' ROLL HALL OF FAME OPENS

by Kim Hanisak for "Purple Haze," and Tina to house and visually honor each penny was well spent. The Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, Aretha Finally, after ten years Turner's dress from the film these greats of music. Each building itself encompasses the Franklin, Natalie Merchant, of planning and organizing, the Tommy. Museum director name is etched in backlit black essence of music. Envisioned James Brown, and Snoop Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is Dennis Barrie called the collec­ glass in a sort of sky chamber, and designed by the famed ar­ Doggy Dogg. The becoming a reality. The mu­ tion one of the greatest histori­ a darkened circular room lo­ chitect I.M. Pei, the museum is mega-concert, like the mu­ seum opens its doors for this cal collections of rock 'n' roll cated at the top of the museum locatec downtown on Lake seum, will try to walk through first time this weekend. Set in and music in general. "We Erie. Made from glass and the halls of music history and the heart of Cleveland, Ohio, have thousands of items — Cleveland was se­ steel, the building uses geomet­ recreate the five decades of rock the rock museum traces the his­ some worth $50, some worth lected as the host city over such ric shapes such as triangles, 'n' roll. "The line-up is miracu­ tory of rock and roll, from its $500,000. But how do you cal­ music giants as Nashville, cylinders, rectangles, and trap­ lous. I don't know when there roots in country, jazz, and culate the value of something Memphis, and New York City. ezoids to fully capture the spirit will be a rock concert like this blues, to its modem day coun­ irreplaceable?" Cleveland, is, after all, where of rock and roll. "The music ever again," said Barrie. terparts and beyond. The Rock and Roll Hall local deejay Alan Freed popu­ has youthful energy," says Pei. The museum expects The museum com­ of Fame was founded in 1983. larized the term rock 'n' roll. It "It has to come through in this an excess of one million visitors bines interactive exhibits, films, The first honorees, which in­ was chosen over the other cit­ building." And so it does. a year; 250,000 spectators are and music with an array of cluded Elvis Presley, Sam ies, for the most part, because Accompanying the expected for this weekend memorabilia. Some highlights Cooke, and Chuck Berry, how­ of its eager desire and support grand opening of the museum, alone. However, since not ev­ from the collection of over 4,000 ever, weren't inducted until of its residents. Together, the is a six hour mega-concert on eryone can be at the concert, the items include poetry that Bruce 1986. Since then, 123 other great people of Cleveland raised $65 Saturday at neighboring Cleve­ concert is coming to you. HBO will air the entire six hour Springsteen wrote in Junior musicians have joined them, million in public funds to help land Stadium. Some 70,000 mega-concert on Saturday. College, George Clinton's "Dr. leaving their mark on music build the museum. fans will pack the stadium and Don't miss it! Funkenstein fur coat, Jimi history. It is not until now, that The entire project cost see performances by such art­ Hendrix's handwritten lyrics there has actually been a place an estimated $92 million, but ists as Soul Asylum, Chuck

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THE WORM HOLE: CANDELNIGHT REVIEWED by Jorge Melendez Hello out there. I know ugly death hag (the epitome of have inherited more than a nice amorbid mood in the begin­ mend this book for all hoi that with a new semester just all mother-in-laws) to the float­ cabin in the woods. Ignorant of ning chapters. This mood is fans. Even if you usually do beginning, books will be the ing corpse candle that follows the history of the town, they constant throughout the novel like horror, this one will ch, last thing on your mind. But, people who are about move in, despite and gives it the creepy atmo­ your mind. It changed minmj for those of you who like to to die. Those traditions warnings from sphere that makes the novel. Rating: 3 stars read, I will be here for you book are threatened when Each chapter ends in a Next week: John reviewing pleasure. After all, any "non-believer" their friend Berry. Pretty soon the cliffhanger. It may have been a Grisham's The with such little free time, you'll comes to town. So, of Rainmaker. want to spend it reading a course, they have to get small town turns strategy to worthwhile book. Candlenight taken care of. against them and keep you glued by Phil Rickman, is that book. At the center of the takes on a life of its own. Dead to the book and '•\'v--'^'--..-^':; Candlenight is a thriller plot are Berry and Bethan who bodies are found and people it obviously that will make you think twice try to help a couple who has begin to change. Berry and does that. You about visiting Wales. The story RATING S C. A L E just moved into Y Groes. Both Bethan are then entangled in a want to know takes place in the mysterious what happens town of Y Groes. It seems in­ Berry and Bethan have per­ mystery that could cost them * Nothing to write home aboi nocent enough at first, but once sonal reasons for getting in­ their lives. They are led through next. When you ** OK only if Mom and Dad an Englishman sets foot inside, volved in the mystery. Berry is a series of events which ulti­ find out what the hostile nature of the town a friend of the couple and mately leads them to the truth. happens, he takes over. Bethan's husband mysteriously In the end it just goes to show leaves you with *** Better than the Beans Wol The story revolves died in that same town. that old traditions never die. another cliff- around the ancient traditions hanger. I defi- and superstitions that the vil­ Giles and Claire Free­ Candlenight is a great nately recom­ . JT JfT. Jr.-- •. •'• •-..-.".'• •* J» lagers still embrace, such as the man are the new couple who thriller. The author sets ._ "THE BASKETBALL DIARIES:" A SLAM DUN MOVIE SOUNDTRACK SCORES WITH SHANNON^ by Shannon Barry The true story of the loud semi-sweet sive Internal Compli­ "Blind Dogs"is true to form - and classical fans are on death of innocence and the "Dream Massa­ cations have one a good, downtroden ballad. luck. If this sounds go birth of an artist" is the slogan cre" on the lovely, mellow tune This mix surely has for "The Basketball Diaries" definitely check it out. soundtrack, each on the album. something for almost every­ soon to be released on home Rating: 3 stars seamingly perfect Soundgarden's one. Sorry, die hard country video. The soundtrack to the underscoring for a scene de­ film hints at this idea. A wide picting herione abuse. The variety of tempos and feelings placid funk of P.J. Harvey's make this a worthwhile pur­ small-scale hit "Down by the chase, especially for fans of Water" is featured, along Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and with The Doors' classic "Rid­ P.J. Harvey. Based on Jim ers on the Storm". With Carroll's autobiographical enough exposure/'Dizzy" by novel, the film deals with his Green Apple Quick Step and drug abuse, writing, and the sexy, cool "What a Life" friendships. by Rockers HiFi could be­ The ecclectic mix of come fluffy pop hits for the popular and unknown artists mainstream crowds, but work well to underscore they're very audible. Carroll's life on screen. The In Red Hot Chili Pep­ author is featured singing per fashion, Flea's "I've Been two songs- "Catholic Boy" Down" depicts a strange, with Pearl Jam and "People drug-colored world; each Who Died" with his own line is seperated by raspy in­ The Jim Carroll Band.' He hales. "Star" by The Cult is also reads two passages un­ an upbeat rock tune with in­ der-scored by Graeme Revell. teresting techno / rave under­ Revell also has their short tones. The Posies and Mas­ ET. AL august 31, 1995 ORLANDO: OUT ON THE TOWN A LOOK AT CLUBS, RESTAURANTS, AND NIGHT SPOTS by Michelle Franklin All right, you are here. Pebbles. The Sapphire Supper Firestone has both gay and phy's. If you're looking for the everyone crossing Orange Ave, You've checked in. You've un­ Club (formerly Downtown Jazz straight nights. Don't get the aforementioned enjoyably dark and has much the same thing packed—kind of. You've and Blues) offers dinner, two confused. Jani Lane's Sun­ atmosphere, the Go Lounge has inside. It's extremely touristy, thrown two pillows on your drinks, and live music in an en- set Strip features all that slam that to offer. All the covers are so if you're not up for Mickey bed. You've hung up your joyably dark atmosphere. Yab rock you thought had died five different, and drink specials Mouse ears and cameras, skip Budweiser poster, your REM Yum also offers dinner and live years ago. If you're still listen­ vary from night to night, so, it. There are the aforemen­ poster, or whatever poster you music, along with a variety of ing to Marky Mark and C & C again, call ahead. Most bars are tioned Sapphire Supper Club, hang to give your dorm room everybody's "drink-of-the-mo- Music Factory, then you might 21 and up, especially on the the Go Lounge, and Yab Yum if some semblance of home. Ba­ ment," coffee. It's smaller than want to check out Zuma Beach. weekends. you want to check out the local sically, you've settled in. That the Supper Club, but the atmo­ All clubs play different music If you're more in the talent or national bands that being done, one question lin­ sphere is the same. depending on the night, so call mood for entertainment you aren't quite big enough for the gers in your mind: What am I Now maybe you feel ahead. All clubs are also 18 and have several choices. Sak The­ Edge. Most clubs feature na­ going to do for fun? Fear not, like dancing. The Edge, located up and have covers of about ater Comedy Lab features im- tional acts so call Ticketmaster for downtown Orlando lies on W. Livingston, seems to be five dollars. provisational comedy, which if or the individual clubs for the just a stone's throw away and the popular choice for a night If instead you feel like you have never experienced is lowdown on who s coming. offers a wide variety of options out. It's multi-tiered and has a drinking the night away, Or­ a must. Bonkerz has recently So there you have it, a that will keep you laughing, large backyard . This is a great lando has a host of bars to ac­ relocated downtown. It fea­ brief, but accurate list of what dancing, and drinking until place for you and your friends commodate you. BChillers, tures different stand-up come­ there is to do when you feel the next May. to congregate once your ears Sloppy Joe's, and Fat Tuesday's dians through-out the year. If urge to sprout wings and leave Let's assume you're start to bleed from the blaring are all located next to each you don't feel like laughing, Winter Park. Now that this hungry. There's fast food like music inside. All other clubs other on Church St. Not quite maybe you feel like screaming. most pressing question has Burger King and Subway. are located on Orange Ave. so central to the Exchange are Terror on Church St. has those been answered, go back to your There's also sit-down restau­ Barbarella is much like the Tan Query's Bar and Grill, Kate weird ghouls hanging out on room and finish unpacking. rants like Pizzeria Uno and Edge, only on a smaller scale. O'Brien's, and Scruffy Mur­ the street corner trying to scare ANNIE RUSSELL WELCOMES FRESHMEN "BITS AND PIECES" OFFERS HUMUROUS LOOK AT ROLLINS LIFE by Wendy Speaks

Hopefully every one of see you there many times. Our you made it to the Annie up-coming season is very excit­ Russell Theatre last Monday ing, filled with laughter, drama night to experience "Bits and and intrigue. The season be­ Pieces." While the skits and gins October 6-14 with the spoofs about campus life at World War II musical CABA­ Rollins were wacky and in jest, RET. As the years rolls on we'll we hope that you felt our sin­ bring you The Musical Com­ cere and enthusiastic welcome. edy Murders of 1940, Orpheus Close to fifty students returned Descending and The Lady to campus a week early to put From Maxim's. Your only ex­ [n "Kickin' Some Science", cuse for not sitting in the audi­ id we had a wonderful time, ence is if you are actually work­ lowever, our purpose went ing on the show itself. If you Jyond making fools of our- have any interest at all in tak­ Jlves. More important to ing part in the productions, s,than even giving you an stop by the theatre office. There )ur of rip roaring laughter, are classes to take, roles to play, fas the satisfaction of getting light boards to opperate, and Hi in the theatre, period! friends to make. It is incredibly impor- Class of 1999, we are t to us that you know how glad that you are here and an­ find the Annie, she's right ticipate seeing you around the re next to the chapel... you theatre. "I have one thing to s it everyday on your way say... you better work!" Theatre students Shannon Barry, Dario Moore, and Meredith Inglesby put on some 'Good Stuff for "Bits :lass. This year we hope to and Pieces." sandspur calendar-

Christian Valenzuela at the Sapphire Supper Club Campus Crusade for Christ at Sullivan House 7-8p.m. volleyball vs. Univ. of Cal. Davis at Jacksonville Cruz Control at the Mill

ACE Rave at the Fieldhoiise 9p.rn.-12:30a?m. Add/Drop week ends Nestor Tornes at Pinkie Lee's

soccer vs. Nova at home 7p.m. Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame concert on HBO Cut-a-Thon to benefit MDA f Citrus Bowl: FSU vs. Duke 3:30 p.m.

Passion 2 Rave at the Edge Real Radio Night at Visage

Labor Day ACE Wet n' Wild Day Bad Disco Night at Barbarella

Alize at Sloppy Joes I 11 ....•••'«: DJ Eric Dennison at the rViitl Phat and Jazzy at Barbarella

Healthy Success at the Wellness Center 5:45-7: J5p.m. open mike at Yab Yum Retro-progessive night at Visage -,! august 31, 1995

ROC INVITES ALL TO PARTICIPATE

Attention new students! I'd Throughout the year, ROC spon­ camping supplies, and moun­ like to take this opportunity to sors various outdoor excursions. tain bikes. Though use of the tell you a little bit about ROC. From canoeing and camping, to equipment is free with a deposit, As you probably already know, sky diving and snow skiing; the you must reserve it ahead of ROC is the one and only Rollins list goes on and on. Attend meet­ time and return it in good con­ Outdoor Club. Quite simply, ings to find out about upcoming dition. ROC is about - Yep, you guessed trips and be sure to get your And now, for the hard part it! - the great outdoors. Located name on the sign-up sheets - becoming a member of Roc. at Lyman Hall, ROC is full of early. If you would like to run a Just kidding! If you love the out­ educational information about trip, simply submit a proposal doors or want to learn to love the outdoor activities and even ca­ to the steering committee and outdoors, consider yourself wel­ reer opportunities. Just keep we'll be more than happy to get come. Just get involved. Attend your ears open for seminars and you started. meetings in Lyman Hall, go on special meetings. For trip or individual use, trips, run trips, and you'll be So much for formalities. ROC also houses a variety of calling yourself a "ROC-er." Let's get to fun stuff - the trips! equipment including tents, During orientation, Jen Lassoff, Orientation Coordinator, watches as a group of freshman play with the world ball on Mills Lawn. CUT-A-THON TO BENEFIT MDA A Finer Touch Salon & ceive a shampoo and a haircut. research, comprehensive ser­ Day Spa is giving residents of "On behalf of the vices, and far-reaching profes­ Winter Park an opportunity to people in our community who sional and public health educa­ show they care about people are served by MDA, I want to tion. The Association's pro­ with neuromuscular diseases. express our tremendous thanks grams are funded almost en­ SANDSPUR On Saturday, Septem­ to A Finer Touch Salon & Day tirely by individual private con­ ber 2,1995, from 9:00 a.m. to 8:00 Spa and their customers for their tributors. p.m., A Finer Touch Salon & Day support, " said Louise Merkle, The Jerry Lewis "Stars SCRAPBOOK Spa in the New York Arcade at president of the Central Florida Across America!" MDA Labor 601 New York Avenue in Win­ chapter of MDA. Day Telethon, airing September ter Park will hold a Cut-a-Thon MDA is a voluntary 3-4, will be seen locally on Chan­ to benefit the Muscular Dystro­ health agency working to defeat nel 2, WESH-TV. phy Association. For a $10 do­ 40 neuromuscular diseases nation to MDA patrons will re­ through programs of worldwide BAZAAR APPROACHING The 2nd annual and household items by Or­ additional $5 each. The event is Downtown Orlando Street lando residents and mer­ free to the general public. Bazaar will be held Saturday, chants and offered at The Orlando Humane September 23, from 8:00 a.m. bargain-basement prices. The Society will be on hand with to 1:00 p.m., in the parking lot City of Orlando will be on pets available for adoption as underneath 1-4 between Cen­ •hand to hold their well as to collect any unsold tral Boulevard and Washing­ semi-annual auction of stolen merchandise as a tax-deductible ton Street in downtown Or­ and unclaimed property, donation to their thrift shop. lando. WJRRFM (101.1) is the which includes hundreds of The Street Bazaar is or­ official media sponsor for the bicycles. ganized by the Downtown Or­ event. People interested in lando Partnership, a not-for- The Bazaar will fea­ selling goods at the Bazaar profit volunteer organization ture antiques, clothing, jew­ should contact the Downtown committed to improving the elry, alternative records and Orlando Partnership at quality of life in downtown Or­ compact discs, baseball cards 648-4010. Spaces are $10; six-foot lando. as well as other collectibles tables may be reserved for an

Drew Williams and Shelly Olszewskitake a break from check-in to enjoy a Fruitopia and look over the R-times.

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TARS HOPE THE NCAA DAM BREAKS IN 1995 The pressure has been should field one of their more The goalkeeper spot will big game for us. We came so will face the Tars. Rollins will building for several years. solid sides in several years. see a new face for the first time close and learned we can com­ host 13 home games this sea­ Enormous tension, power and Leading the flood will be some in four years as Kurt Wells and pete at that level. We've just got son, including 4 of 7 SSC energy have been piling up be­ serious speed up front, tenac­ Neil Cohen have graduated. to prove it." matches. Top home contests hind an earthen fortification ity in the back and a mostly Junior Charlie Hutcherson of The schedule is structured include Barry, North Florida, better known as the Rollins veteran club taking the field Winter Park had a strong to give the Tars some invalu­ Eckerd, Francis Marion, and a College soccer team. Now, that every night. spring and is the projected able experience prior to the ro­ huge one with the Tampa Spar­ dam is bulging - full to the The Tars front line could be starter. Newcomers Ian Mule bust Sunshine State Conference tans Wednesday, Oct. 25 at breaking point -- and is more one of the strongest in the na­ (FR-Clinton, CT) and Marcel schedule. Rollins hosts its own Sandspur. than ready to flood the nation tion. All-American candidate Schaefer (SO-Messtetten, Ger­ invitational tournament Sept. with its victories. John Smith (12g/5 asst), Kenny many) will certainly press him 8-9 and top 20 teams Lander Coach Keith Buckley and Bonnett (6 goals/4 asst) and for field time. (SC) and Davis & Elkins (WVA) the Tars certainly won't be put­ Sam Farmer (3 goals/z asst), Top newcomers include ting their talented feet in the have speed and are strong in Brad Lancaster (JR-TR Univ. of burgeoning cracks this season the air around the goal. Sopho­ Kentucky - Clearwater) who as they fully expect to burst the mores Brett Marlowe (2 goals/ could fill Bence's spot at NCAA-barrier that has barely 1 asst) and Adam Steinbauer (2 sweeper. Also, Jason Tisdell eluded them the last few sea­ goals/1 asst) will press that trio (FR-Longwood), Peter sons. The '95 booters will be for field time. Thornqvist (FR-Karlskoga, steadily chiseling away to ob­ Rollins' midfield will be Sweden), and John Baldwin tain the school's first NCAA the catalyst to a major explo­ (FR-East Greenwich, CT) are berth since 1982. sion that hopefully sets the expected to make major contri­ Rollins, a school record flood in motion. Steady vet butions. Other new faces are 15-3 last season, was beaten 4-2 Simon Wiseman, (SR-3g/5 asst) John Peter Hardie (FRFort in double overtime by national also in contention for a possible Worth, TX), Jeff Breunig champion Tampa" and 3-0 by Ail-American certificate, along (FR-Germantown, TN), and Florida Tech in front of a capac­ with AII-SSC selection Tony David Brackett (FR-RS, TR ity crowd at Sandspur last year. Lawlor (7 goals/10 asst), Mike from Syracuse, Wilrnette, IL). The only other blemish for the Nelson, and Alan O'Neil make "We're a year older, we're #16 ranked Tars was a Z-0 loss up a potent lineup. stronger and have a veteran to #1 ranked NAIA Lynn Uni­ Defense has been a major team," Buckley said of his '95 versity. key for the Tars during the last unit. "We've got to apply what A coach couldn't line up a two big seasons. First Team we've learned in previous sea­ more sturdy dam wrecking All-American Steve Bence has sons, take it to the practice field crew, either. Buckley returns exited, but three-year Iettermen and then turn it into more wins six seniors, five of whom have Ted Bolt, Guy Eldredge and this season. Then, and only Junior John Smith dribbles the ball down field earned three letters. Combined Mike Deaver, along with Tim then, will we be able to break­ to capture another Tar victory. with seven juniors, and eight Kehrig, return to solidify the through to the NCAA's. Last returning starters, the Tars back. year's game with Tampa was a BUCKLEY LEADS MEN'S SOCCER

The winning and national gram back into the national After graduation, Buckley his M.B.A. from the Rollins" prestige keeps pouring in for spotlight. He also maintains a began his professional career Crummer Graduate School of The Sandspur the Rollins soccer program All United States Soccer Federation with the Albany Capitals and Business in December, 1994. is looking for a a direct result of some solid (USSF) class 'A' license. later joined the Orlando Lions Buckley previously work by Head Coach Keith A former Rollins star from of the American Soccer League coached at Lyman and Trinity talented Buckley. Yet, Buckley, who laces 1984-88, Buckley joined the (ASL). Prep HighSchooIs in Orlando. individual to fill on the coaching boots for his Rollins staff full-time in 1991 af­ During the summer of t94, He and his wife Lauri have one fifth season at Rollins, has high ter serving as assistant coach in Buckley served as the compe­ daughter, Emily Carol, 4. the position of hopes of boosting the Tars to 1990. He is still regarded as one tition director for five World sports editor. All the NCAA's for the first time of the top forwards at Rollins, Cup games held at the Citrus those interested since 1982. and remains high in the record Bowl. He was responsible for Buckley, 29, led the Tars to book. He is second in games all phases of the teamsf stays in Next Game: should contact our a school record 15 wins last sea­ played (70) and fifth in goals Orlando and everything from offices: EXT 2969 son, and saw his squad reach a scored (33), assists (18) and to­ practice sites, transportation, #16 national ranking. Rollins tal points (84). He earned First equipment, field personnel, Saturday, ore-mail also tied a school record for Team All-Sunshine State Con­ field preparation and much [email protected] wins in '93 with 14 victories. ference in 1987 and was Second more was directed by the Sept. 2, A skilled technician, mas­ Team in 1985 and 1986. He also Buckley. ter Activator and organizer, was named First Team All-State A native of London, En­ 7:00 p.m. u<*ley has brought the in 1985 and 1986 and was First gland, Buckley graduated from once-prominent Tar soccer pro­ Team All-Region in 1987. Rollins in 1988 and completed sandspur sports SPIKERS HOPE TO BREAK SSC BALLOON

For many seasons, up the needle is a solid, tude that this is their last pected to take on a lead­ Laura Kerrigsn (5-10 01 Florida Southern, Tampa veteran team checking in and best season. If they ership role and may be Rockledge) and Cariss, and Barry have ruled the for classes this Fall. The work hard in practice and used on the outside more. Rent (5-3 S Tampa). midway of the Sunshine Tars return eight in the weight room, then Count on sophomore Carter describes thi State Conference volley­ letterwinners, including they'll have the chance to Jody Pelfrey to become a '95 schedule as "tough ball circus. Coach Sandy all six starters from the '94 be one step above." blocking/attacking force tough, tough." "We plaj Carter figures its time to club. "Our conference is a The senior class does outside. Cal-Davis and North Da stick a sharp pin in those big obstacle to reaching hold the big spike for the Newcomers abound kota and will face teami colorful balloons and the NCAA's," Carter said, Tars. Daniela Brenha and are expected to blend from the Northeast in thi make a big BANG with "but, if you analyze the (MB), Christine 8milari quickly this season. Ringa Long Island Univ. Tourn the Rollins College volley­ SSC teams, a lot of them (OH), Kendall Goodier Adamowicz, a powerful ment," she said. "Playing ball team. were very experienced (OH), Jamie Jennings 6-0 sophomore outside Peach Belt teams in thi The Tars, 21-15 in last season. Now, we're (OH) and Mimi Tran (DS) hitter, could displace one Elon (NC) Tournamen Carter's first campaign as like that. Four of our start­ have the opportunity to of the seniors in the will also help us regioim head coach, finished at 7-7 ers have three varsity let­ move the Tars up in the lineup this year. She is a ally. Then you throw ii for fourth place in the ters and the other two SSC standings. Junior set­ transfer from Huntingdon the SSC schedule, you'vi SSC. Carter's squad also have started two seasons. ter Jennifer Maloney College in Alabama. Top got a pretty tough se produced its 12th season I believe we've got a legiti­ should break the all-time freshmen include Angela son." Rollins will hostil of 20 or more wins in the mate shot at knocking off assists mark this season Cabach (6-0 MB own invitational tourn last 13 seasons. the top two or three teams and she will again propel Pensacola), LaToya ment Oct. 20-21 wit What makes Carter so in our league." the offense, (she needs 276 Campbell (5-4 OH Or­ North Dakota, Florid anxious to pull out the "Our seniors have got to snap the mark). Junior lando), Emily Geiler (5-8 Southern, Florida Tec whetstone and sharpen to come in with the atti­ MB Carrie Jetchick is ex­ S/OH St. Louis, MO), and Flagler.

SANDRA CARTER HEADS VOLLEYBALL This week presents Sandy Carter went to college last Fall. Rollins College to be more spe­ cific, and she received quite an education. She discovered the challenges and joys of being a college head coach for the first time. With winning di­ this friday Labor Day ploma in hand, she be­ gins her second season with the Tars and is ready sept. 1 Monday, Sept. 4 for "graduate school." Carter, 34, was the 10 a.m.-7 p.m. head coach at Bishop 9-12:30 Moore from 1978 to 1994 and was a highly success­ ful prep mentor. She led the volleyball squad to two conference titles, two district titles and one re­ gional championship. She also served as the tennis coach while at Bishop Moore. A former star set­ ter, Carter played at the Get your free ticket at University of Kentucky where she was a four-year the rave on Friday starter. She also played in three NCAA national tournaments, was All-SEC twice and was Limited number of tickets and transportation selected 1 ticket per Arts & Sciences student

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