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Contact us: Box 2700, Corvallis, OR 97339 541.766.3675 | corvallisadvocate.com editor calendar @corvallisadvocate.com story ideas ads } The Corvallis Advocate is a free newsweekly with a very diverse staff that accepts materials from a number of sources, therefore it should be assumed that not all staff or even the majority of staff endorse all of our published materials. Corvallis Advocate | 3 By Kiki Genoa Gun Showdown Leads to Background Check Changes Assembly Republicans Notice Criminals Break Laws regon’s Firearms Safety Act House, weighing the ideals of gun safety Democrats and Republicans were thus Owas passed in the House of against the right to bear arms. In an era divided on SB 941, and it took a party- Representatives. Otherwise known as where violence has become line vote of 32-28 to Senate Bill 941, this piece of legislature standard and many citizens push the bill through aims to prevent all Oregon gun sales yearn to defend themselves, the House. Those in without full background checks. Gun it is not difficult to imagine opposition stated that the buyers will be required to ante up the concern some have over new law was profoundly credentials and personal information further regulations on firearm misinformed. Some House By Johnny Beaver when purchasing firearms, whether they sales. Nonetheless, studies Republicans argued that are buying from a store, private seller, or have shown that background SB 941 presented errant Linn-Benton over the Internet. checks do prevent violence—in particular, loopholes, such as the fact that the bill aggression against police officers and would not prevent criminals from buying Backwash The typical debate took place in the domestic bloodshed. guns illegally. Time to Get Judgy fire last weekend at Philomath’s By Nathan Hermanson AMary’s River Lumber Co. was kicked in the fork by almost two Scott Helmer Concert Benefits dozen firefighters. While the cause remains unknown, several affluent Seven Local Arts Organizations Corvallisites grumbled under their Event Slated for June 12 at the Whiteside breath about “goddamn reefer smokin’ teenagers.” ountry music is usually about the Community Foundation, Chintimini Cwoes of life. My woman left me, even Chamber Music Festival, Oregon State Two dipthongs that kind of look like my dog left me, but at least I’ve got my University’s Liberal Arts College, extras in a D-rate Hobbit ripoff were pickup truck… oh no. It just left me, too. Corvallis Repertory Singers, Corvallis busted for running a bicycle theft Knights, and the Whiteside Theatre. You know. The classics. “operation” in Corvallis. Mediocre- McWeenies, Sky High Brewing, and ly named William Robert Johnson Feisty Fudge will all offer their wares at and Steven James Johnston, they Scott Helmer, a touring country musician, the event. were charged with a bunch of fun is looking to turn those woes into charity. stuff, taken to jail, etc. They were Since May of last year, Helmer has been touring the country with the goal of If you want to help Helmer help Corvallis, stealing bikes and parts from bike all while enjoying a night of music and racks... hardly a criminal operation, raising one million dollars for charities foods, this concert is for you. but I hope someone popped a and historic theaters across the nation. throughout the entire past year. As of His latest stop on the generosity tour is boner taking them down. May 11, Helmer and company have raised Scott Helmer performs at the Whiteside on our very own Whiteside Theatre. Ex-Corvallis Advocate writer Patrick over $300,000 for the tour’s numerous Friday, June 12 at 6:30 p.m. Doors open Fancher takes up shop at the Helmer’s work is unprecedented as beneficiaries. at 6 p.m. Tickets can be purchased early Gazette-Times, penning for The E, benefit concerts are usually one-off through www.brownpapertickets.com for immediately proceeding to write events or limited run tours. Helmer Recipients of Helmer’s benefit money this $7, or at the door for $10. A special meet- a piece about himself. Very classy, has extended the usual benefit timeline time out include the Arts Center, Benton and-greet tier will be available for $25. my man. There has been some squabbling By Sidney Reilly between the cities of Lebanon and eah uoy Albany about pumping water from Y B !OSU’s Final OOI Deployment Cheadle Lake. Or the lack thereof. Nobody really knows, let alone he National Science Foundation Jack Barth is an OSU oceanographer who in one of the great coastal upwelling cares, right? T(NSF) launched the Ocean has worked on OOI since the beginning. systems on our planet,” said Dever in the Observatories Initiative (OOI) in 2009 to same press release. “In the long term, the The Lebanon Log: At a bar in better monitor “For the first time, the science community information it collects will allow us, our Lebanon named Merlin’s, one man the impacts of will be able to monitor and assess all children, and our grandchildren to better components of the ocean simultaneously, punched another man in the face climate change understand the impacts of global climate from the physics to the biology to the at 12:45 a.m. on May 29. On May on the world’s change on the coastal ocean off Oregon 30, someone hung a dead cat from oceans. Now chemistry,” said Barth in a recent press and Washington.” a window on Oak Street, while on OSU researchers release. May 31 a man was trespassing at have launched The Endurance Array, which Dever Bi-Mart trying to peddle his rap CD a research Ed Dever, a professor in the OSU College is the project manager for, lies off the (probably the same dude from a buoy and two of Earth, Ocean, and Atmospheric Pacific Northwest coast and has become few weeks back, if you’re a weekly undersea gliders, Sciences (CEOAS), also commented on reader) and a sheep was found which are all decked out with high-tech the promise of the project. a hotbed of problems needing good data, disrupting traffic near Walker Road. oceanographic measurement tools, the such as hypoxic areas (“dead zones”) and Also, I can’t remember what day it last pieces of a very expensive puzzle. “This observatory opens up a new type of subduction zone earthquakes. was, but I peed in the front yard of window to the sea, with environmental my grandmother’s house at about It’s the most expensive single investment data available in ‘real time’ to The buoy was deployed just a mile away 9 p.m. It was dark and nobody in oceanic monitoring in US history, so researchers, educators, policy makers, from Nye Beach in Newport and is ready could have seen my wiener. expectations are high for the data it will and ocean users. In the short term, it will to take punishment from waves. How return. be a laboratory for the study of processes ready we are remains to be seen. 4 | Corvallis Advocate By John M. Burt Homegrown Summer Reading List From Local Writers and Bookstore Owners to a Mayor and a Top Cop hat are you going to be reading this Blixt. She will also read Walk to Paradise books by McMinnville writers Wsummer? If you’re not sure, maybe Garden by John Campbell. Barb and JC Hendee: The Mist- you could take a cue from some local Torn Witches and The Noble writers, academics, and leaders. Alison Clement, author of Pretty Is as Pretty Dead. She’s also planning to read Does, will be reading Scream Queens of the Ronda Rousey’s memoir My Fight, Mayor Biff Traber intends to read Enough Dead Sea by Gilad Elbom, Ex-Boyfriend Your Fight and other memoirs as Is Enough by Rob Dietz and Dan O’Neill on Aisle 6 by Susan Rodgers, The Uncanny she finds them as she prepares to (concerning sustainable development), and Reader, Stories from the Shadows by write her own. when he’s had enough of that, whatever the Marjorie Sandor, and The Jaguar Tree library has on hand by David Baldacci or Jo by John Adiego, each of whom are also Scott Givens, manager of Browsers’ Nesbo. Corvallis authors. She also hopes to get to Bookstore, will be finishing The The Glamour of Grammar by Roy Peter Goldfinch by Donna Tartt, reading Corvallis Police Chief John Sassaman hopes Clark, The World of Mystery Fiction by about a dozen books on Oregon history, to get to The Tipping Point by Malcolm Elliot L. Gilbert, Paris, the Biography of and the third series of Warriors by Gladwell. a City by Colin Jones, An Introduction to Erin Hunter. Fiction by X. J. Kennedy and Dana Gioia, OSU President Ed Ray says he intends to How to Write a Sentence by Stanley Fish (a Matt Ashland, owner of Matt’s read In Pharaoh’s Army and Old School, friend gave it to her and her husband and Cavalcade of Comics, Cards both by Tobias Wolf, Washington by Ron he asked if she shouldn’t be insulted by that, & Collectibles, says he will be Chernow, and When Lions Roar: The but Clement doesn’t think so) and Burning reading this summer because Churchills and the Kennedys by Thomas Down the House, Essays on Fiction by he reads every day: comic books Maier. Charles Baxter. She’s also halfway through (The Simpsons, Futurama, Local writer Tom Birdseye (author of Attack The Free by Portlander Willy Vlautin. Chew), novels (Monster Hunters of the Mutant Underwear and other young International, Camel Club, Reacher), Poet Jennifer Richter will read or reread adult titles) says he has “a pile — no piles and on the road he likes audio books Bluets and the Argonauts by Maggie Nelson, of ‘to read’ books,” including All the Light of the Deathlands series. Ongoingness: The End of a Diary by Sarah We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr (Pulitzer Manguso, Red Doc by Anne Carson, and Prize winner), The Sky Is Everywhere by Some People Didn’t Return My Dandarians by Lee Ann Roripaugh. Jandy Nelson (young adult novel), and Emails or Calls Counting by 7s by Holly Sloan (middle Jose-Antonio Orosco, author of Cesar Chaves I’m just going to guess, but it’s grade novel). He’s also going to read the and the Common Sense of Nonviolence, all in good fun. Jeff Merkley script of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet as will be reading The Politics of Liberation will be reading Lord of the Flies research for his next book, as well as From by Enrique Dussel and Octavia¹s Brood: and Maus. Sarah Gelser is probably Where You Dream: The Process of Writing Science Fiction Stories from Social Justice reading Ann Coulter’s Invasion USA as Fiction by Robert Olen Butler because Movements, edited by Walidah Imarisha and she is secretly pining for Coulter’s long, “writers should always be studying the Adrienne Brown. sexy neck. craft.” Marjorie Sandor, editor of The Uncanny I’m not sure if Ron Wyden actually Wendy Madar, associate director of OSU’s Reader, will be reading a lot of biographies: reads, but he might be watching Center for the Humanities (also the author Penelope Fitzgerald by Hermione Lee, Mall Cop 2 and Super Troopers. of Burying Betty Lee Berto under her Planck: Driven by Vision, Broken by War own name and Death Pans Out as Ashna by Brandon Brown, and The Last Love Finally, the Corvallis Advocate’s Graves), hopes to read The Story of a New Song (a biography of Joan Didion) by Tracy publisher Steve Schultz, when asked Name by Elena Ferrante,The Reivers by Daugherty. She’ll also be reading Zuleika what he will be reading this summer, William Faulkner, and A God in Ruins by Dobson by Max Beerbohm, Behind the breathed out a hauntingly sad, Kate Atkinson. Scenes at the Museum by Kate Atkinson, faint “intern submissions,” and Battleborn by Claire Vaye Watkins, and The Debra Brown, author of historical fiction then trailed off into almost People of the Sea by David Thomson. such as The Companion of Lady Holmeshire, imperceptible gargles of words about buried leads, always the plans to honor the memory of the late M.M. Keith Scribner will be reading Son of a same mistakes, and something Bennetts by reading not only Bennetts’ own Gun by Justin St. Germaine, The Uncanny about prepositions, but it was May 1812 and Of Honest Fame, but also the Reader: Stories from the Shadows, edited by hard to make out with him all finalists for the 2015 M.M. 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ArtWorks is another new venue Pegasus Studio & Gallery Lunch for the walk. Continuous Chronicle 341 SW 2nd Street, 4 to 9 p.m. 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Tuesday-Friday is a showcase of artwork by two of Dinner three triplet brothers, Perry and A collection of fresh en plein air 5:30 to 9 p.m. Thursday-Saturday works done in conjunction with OSU’s Terry Johnson. The primary focus Saturday Brunch of Perry’s artwork includes past skateboards. Also this month, view Every Day Taste of Plein Air exhibit. work from surrealist Cyrus Peery 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. and future birthdays for himself Azure Fine Art Gallery and some pieces from the Temporary and his brothers, the house he grew 341 SW 2nd Street, 4 to 8 p.m. Farm Stand Hours: up in, his job of 40 years at Buick Artists Guild. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Tuesday-Saturday In a land recently rocked by war and Automotive, and his layoff. His The Arts Center www.gatheringtogetherfarm.com genocide, Larry Jovorsky sought to work is characterized by text, dates, 700 SW Madison Avenue, 4 to 7 p.m. and life-like portraiture. Terry is find images in Croatia of hope and mainly drawn to cars, specifically the Exhibiting photographers from the simplicity and quiet—primarily Around Oregon annual exhibit will from the countryside where the ffee Cadillac. For many years, Terry drew Co ... H his cars very simplistically and in be available for portfolio critiques. majority of the war occurred. From al a Medieval times this land has been c n repetition. Bring your work in print or on a o d prized and fought over repeatedly, L c thumb drive or on a pad, and receive r The Corvallis Advocate Loft , feedback from artists who approach including as recently as the 1990s. a h 425 SW Madison Avenue (upstairs), Yet the people and the landscape f s

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r Studio262 tried to capture with a camera and F Newly featured this month at the 425 SW Madison Avenue, Suite H-1, emulate through hand-printing the loft is work from Samm Newton. 4 to 8 p.m. photographs with resilient materials Hollie Murphy describes her art like platinum and palladium. as teetering on the edge of being It’s opening night for the Plein Air borderline psychedelic, like a mash Art Show. View an open community Check out the Arts Walk website up of Bob Ross and Peter Max’s work show of art created in the outdoors, for more, including Fairbanks, yet strongly infused with something or en plein air. See tools and tricks of Old World Deli, Kaleidoscope, uniquely her own. Fun fact: Newton the lifestyle and find out more about Corvidopolis, and Cyrano’s, at www. paints much of her work on donated other events far and wide. corvallisartswalk.com. www.coffeecultureroasters.com Corvallis Advocate | 7 By Hollie Murphy Samm Newton: Art, Nature, and Healing Exhibit Set for June 18 Arts Walk

amm Newton, an artist and within. At the time she was sick, Sself-proclaimed science nerd, she was living with her parents is fairly new to our local art scene. in Texas and was unable to work She landed in Corvallis a few or even leave the house because years back and now works for the of extreme temperatures. It Corvallis Environmental Center, was during that time that she taking on their marketing and rediscovered her love of art and graphic design. She describes her a latent talent emerged—this led work as a blend of science and her down a path both artful and art, but it’s the landscape and healing. Newton expressed that terrain of Oregon that are the “It was always there... tucked main inspiration for what she away... I just needed to make an creates. She finds the process effort to open up and let it out.” to be incredibly healing, both emotionally and physically. Newton’s style teeters on the edge of being border-line psychedelic, In 2010, at the age of 25, Newton like a mash up of Bob Ross was diagnosed with cancer. She and Peter Max’s work yet explained that her illness is strongly infused with something something that she has to share uniquely her own. The bark of because it’s such a huge part of her ponderosa pines and the her journey to finding the artist wrinkling curve of a chanterelle

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8 | Corvallis Advocate seem to come alive with intensity, Currently, Newton is working on “There might be young people out giving the viewer the feeling what she calls a “Periodic Table of there, going through what I did, of falling down the rabbit hole. Birdaments,” a series of small bird that know nothing about AFC,” Newton paints the majority of her paintings that are linked together she said. “I’m doing what I can to work on donated skateboards. in a similar way to the elemental change that through my art.” chart. Meanwhile, she continues “I’m not a skater... I’m not that to accept used boards, recycling Newton exhibits during the Arts cool, but I love the way the them into new works of art to be Walk on Thursday, June 18 at paint soaks in and the process of donated for auction to a charity the Corvallis Advocate Loft, 425 sanding and filling in the broken that she holds close to her heart. spaces. It’s therapeutic,” she said. One hundred percent of the profits SW Madison Avenue; enter just Aside from her new home, another from the sale of Newton’s artwork west of Einstein’s Bagels and inspiration for Newton’s work is is donated to Athletes for Cancer head upstairs. You can see more of her grandmother, who is also a (AFC), a foundation that took Newton’s artwork and contact her wildlife painter. her skiing for the first time ever. at www.sammnewton.com.

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Thursday, June 11 Grateful Dead tribute band stopping in for all you this month’s Little Sprouts, young gardeners are cloudandkellys.com. Bryson Skaar. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Deadheads. For info, visit www.bombsawaycafe. learning all about carnivorous plants, what they Benton County BBQ Cook-Off. Philomath Blvd. 7:30 p.m. Every Monday. Free. For Albany Walk with the Doc. The com. eat, and how to care for them. Each child will take info, visit http://imaginecoffee.net. Corvallis Clinic, 1705 Waverly Dr. 7:30 – 8:15 a.m. 2740 SW 3rd St. 8 p.m. – 12 a.m. The fourth Downtown Dance Spring home a carnivorous plant of their own. For info, annual Benton BBQ Cook-Off is a good-natured Tuesdays and Thursdays through Aug. 27. The call 541-753-6601. 30-minute walks are led by Jenny Olsen, M.D. They Showcase. Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd competition for chefs to earn the title of best Tuesday, June 16 are designed to help people be active and provide St. 7 p.m. Cost: $10 ($5 with Oregon Trail Card). Downtown Dance Spring BBQ’er in the Valley! Sample till you’re stuffed, Albany Walk with the Doc. The an opportunity to talk with health care specialists. Downtown Dance presents its fourth annual Spring Showcase. Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd then cast votes for best chicken, ribs, and tri-tip. Corvallis Clinic, 1705 Waverly Dr. 7:30 – 8:15 a.m. All family members, including pets on leashes, are Showcase with a wide range of dance offerings. St. 7 p.m. Cost: $10 ($5 with Oregon Trail Card). Enjoy drink specials and a raffle while you watch Tuesdays and Thursdays through Aug. 27. The welcome. For info, call 541-758-2747 or visit www. The showcase is under the artistic direction of Downtown Dance presents its fourth annual Spring the master chefs and taste their special recipes. 30-minute walks are led by Jenny Olsen, M.D. They corvallisclinic.com. Katherine Sanders, Downtown Dance’s founder Showcase with a wide range of dance offerings. Still accepting entries for BBQ chefs or teams. are designed to help people be active and provide and director. The dance forms include hip-hop, The showcase is under the artistic direction of Proceeds benefit the Philomath Youth Activities an opportunity to talk with health care specialists. Community Conversation: The contemporary, jazz, and creative dances. Over 100 Katherine Sanders, Downtown Dance’s founder Club, a local nonprofit organization that provides All family members, including pets on leashes, are Future of the Benton County Jail. performers from age 3 to adult will perform in the and director. The dance forms include hip-hop, positive athletic and educational activities for welcome. For info, call 541-758-2747 or visit www. Corvallis Public Library, Main Meeting Room, 645 show, highlighting Sanders’ belief that everybody contemporary, jazz, and creative dances. Over 100 area youth. For info, visit www.facebook.com/ corvallisclinic.com. NW Monroe Ave. 6 – 8 p.m. Join Benton County can dance. For info, visit www.majestic.org. performers from age 3 to adult will perform in the bentonbco. Sheriff Scott Jackson and the Benton County 16th Annual JALBTCX Airborne Mayhem Fridays. Riley’s Billiards Bar show, highlighting Sanders’ belief that everybody Board of Commissioners for drop-in conversations can dance. For info, visit www.majestic.org. Monday, June 15 Coastal Mapping and Charting about the current state of the jail and options for & Grill, 124 SW Broadalbin St., Albany. 9 p.m. Workshop. Oregon State University, 875 moving forward. Feedback from the community is Features DJ Clint. For info, call 541-926-2838 or Laura Meyer. Calapooia Brewing, 140 Bricks 4 Kidz Summer Camp: SW 26th St. 3 p.m. – 12 a.m. Cost: $100. The encouraged. For info, contact Rick Osborn at 541- visit www.facebook.com/pages/Rileys-Billiards- NW Hill St., Albany. 8 p.m. Bluesy guitarist Mining and Crafting Part 1. The Joint Airborne Lidar Bathymetry Technical Center 766-6082 or [email protected]. Bar-Grill/420896604690340. and vocalist Laura Meyer. For info, visit http:// Toy Factory, 422 SW 2nd St. 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. Cost: of Expertise (JALBTCX) mission is to perform calapooiabrewing.com/blog/live-music-and-events. $165. Minecraft is a game about placing blocks to Michelle Hazelton. Peacock Bar & Grill, Lowdown. Cloud & Kelly’s Public House, operations, research, and development in 126 SW 1st St. 10 p.m. Fridays. No cover. A festive Planet Boogie. Downtown Dance, 223 build anything you can imagine. At night monsters airborne lidar bathymetry and complementary 125 SW 2nd St. 7 – 8 p.m. No cover; tip jar show. come out so make sure to build a shelter before Minors welcome till 8 p.m. Enjoy a late dinner dance party showcasing local DJs. For info, visit NW 2nd St. 8 – 9:30 p.m. Suggested donation: $5 technologies to support the coastal mapping and http://cloudandkellys.com/music_and_nightlife. to $10. A freestyle dance event featuring eclectic that happens. Our campers experience the world charting requirements of the US Army Corps of or a few drinks with friends while listening to of Minecraft with LEGO bricks in this fun summer Hazelton’s acoustic styles. and world beat music. For info, call 541-752-1997 Engineers (USACE), the US Naval Meteorology Saturday, June 13 or visit https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/ camp. Campers will start by crafting their shelters and Oceanography Command, and the National Wild Hogs in the Woods. Calapooia groups/planetboogie. and some of the mobs, critters, and tools using Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). Brewing, 140 NW Hill St., Albany. 7:30 p.m. Free Yoga at the Saturday LEGO bricks. They will face new challenges each JALBTCX staff includes engineers, scientists, Kickin’ stringband music! For info, visit http:// Farmers’ Market. NW Jackson Ave. and Black Market Bargain and 5 day, building motorized models and crafting key hydrographers, and technicians from the USACE calapooiabrewing.com/blog/live-music-and-events. NW 1st St. 10 a.m. Live Well Studio offers free on the Hour. Bombs Away Café. 2527 NW elements from the popular Minecraft game. At the Mobile District, the Naval Oceanographic Office yoga at the farmers’ market. All levels welcome. Monroe Ave. 9 p.m. Cover: $3. Black Market end of the week, all participants will take home (NAVOCEANO), the USACE Engineer Research and Corvallis High School Acapella. Bring a mat, if possible. Meet on the lawn by the a custom-built mini-figure and a camp T-shirt. For Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath Blvd. 7:30 Bargain is a blues/rock band heralding from Development Center (ERDC), and NOAA National market booth. For info, visit www.livewellstudio. info or to register, call 541-760-9361 or visit www. p.m. For info, visit www.imaginecoffee.net. Portland, born on the Oregon State University Geodetic Survey. com. bricks4kidz.com/363. campus in 2013. After a few personnel changes, Meet the Author: Margaret Tribal Style Bellydance. Odd Fellows The Economic Value of Raptors. BMB is currently composed of five members: Five Stones Sangha: Mindful Hall, 223 SW 2nd St. 7:30 – 8:30 p.m. Cost: $10 Nathan Mayers (guitar), Michael Callaway (guitar), Grundstein. Grass Roots Books & Music, Chintimini Wildlife Rehabilitation Center, 311 NW Friends Meeting House, 3311 per class for series; $12 for drop-ins. The class is Oliver Crider (drums), Braden McDannell (vocals), Meditation. 227 SW 2nd St. 7 p.m. In 1970, Margaret Lewisburg Ave. 10:30 a.m. Learn how raptors NW Polk Ave. 5:30 – 7 p.m. Five Stones Sangha open to all ages and levels (teens dance for free). and Ian Stidham (bass). Coalescing around a love Grundstein abandoned her graduate degree at can be of economic value to humans. From pest meets regularly every week to practice meditations of music ranging from jazz to rock, the group Yale and followed her husband, an Indonesian Free Range Open Mic. Bombs Away control to protecting crops or airports, raptors and strengthen mindfulness. For info, call 541-760- draws inspiration from a vast array of musical prince and community activist, to a commune Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 8 p.m. No cover. A affect humans in more ways than most realize. 9760 or visit www.fivestonessangha.org. Learn what you can do to promote healthy raptor sources—however, their biggest influences include in the backwoods of Oregon. Together with 10 new, free-roving open mic night. For info, visit friends and an ever-changing mix of strangers, www.bombsawaycafe.com. neighbors. See free-flying raptors up close in a Led Zeppelin, The Black Crowes, The Allman Heroclix: Age of Ultron Month I. flight demonstration at 10:30 am. Perfect for the Brothers Band, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Rolling Matt’s Cavalcade of Comics, NW Buchanan Ave. they began to build their vision of utopia. Naked Extra Action Marching Band. whole family. Donations greatly appreciated. Stones, and Jimi Hendrix. Black Market Bargain’s 5:30 – 8 p.m. Every Monday. Striving to provide in the Woods chronicles Grundstein’s shift Cloud & Kelly’s Public House, 126 SW 1st St. 9 raw and vivacious energy adds a new dimension a level playing field, the venue will provide each from reluctant hippie to committed utopian— p.m. No cover. Marching band group from San ¡los CUENTOS! Corvallis-Benton County to their performance both on the stage and in the player with one booster of Age of Ultron Wave I sacrificing phones, electricity, and running water to Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 11 – 11:30 Francisco. For info, visit www.cloudandkellys.com. studio. 5 on the Hour is a group of locals busting and one booster of Avengers Assemble for $28, live on 160 acres of remote forest with nothing but a.m. Free. Bilingual family storytime in Spanish and out bluesy rock originals and covers with punk subject to product availability. For info, visit www. a drafty cabin and each other. For info, visit www. Buckin’ Thursday Western Night. English for all ages. A lively selection of stories, influences. For info, visit www.bombsawaycafe. ilovespidey.com. grassrootsbookstore.com. Jack Okole’s Bar & Grill, 140 NW 3rd St. 10 p.m. songs, and rhymes will be presented each month. com. Cover: $2. For ages 21 and older. The premier For info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net. Willamette Writers on the River 2 Step Tuesdays. Riley’s Billiards Bar & Western night. For info, visit www.facebook.com/ Grill, 124 SW Broadalbin St., Albany. 7 – 11 p.m. Rainwater Harvesting Workshop. Quarterly Reading – Open Mic. jackokoles. Sunday, June 14 First Presbyterian Church, 114 SW 8th St. This is Free. A night of down-home fun. For info, call SAGE Garden, 4485 SW Country Club Dr. 5 p.m. 541-926-2838. EDM Thursdays. Riley’s Billiards Bar Sliding scale fee between $10 and $15. In part two Yoga for Recovery. Live Well Studio, 971 an opportunity for writers to read their written & Grill, 124 SW Broadalbin St., Albany. 9 p.m. of the two-part Bountiful Backyard series, learn Spruce Ave. 12:30 – 1:45 p.m. For recovery from work. It is not meant to be an interactive forum or Celtic Jam. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW No cover. For ages 21 and older. Featuring DJ how to build an inexpensive rainwater harvesting substance abuse, eating disorders, codependency. teaching session. Each person gets seven minutes. Philomath Blvd. 7:30 – 9 p.m. Every Tuesday. Free. Eps. For info, call 541-926-2838 or visit www. system at home. This hands-on demonstration By donation. For info, visit www.livewellstudio. No graphic violence, sex, or hate speech. For info, For info, visit http://imaginecoffee.net. visit http://willamettewriters.com/wwotr. facebook.com/pages/Rileys-Billiards-Bar- workshop will cover rain barrel selection, required com. Teen Day. Corvallis-Benton County Public Grill/420896604690340. tools, construction tips, and available resources. Blues Jam. Calapooia Brewing, 140 NW Hoolyeh International Folk Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 8 – 10 p.m. Teens All participants will receive an instruction packet Hill St., Albany. 4 p.m. Every Sunday. Get out, Dance. 1180 SW 25th Ave., Albany. 7 p.m. in 6th grade and up, join us for games and crafts. Friday, June 12 and the rain barrel constructed during class will get in, and get some on ya! For info, visit http:// Every Monday. Cost: $4. For info, contact 541-967- Snacks, games, game systems (Wii U and Xbox Ida Jane. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath be raffled off at the end of the workshop. For info, calapooiabrewing.com/blog/live-music-and-events. 8017 or [email protected]. One), and craft supplies provided. For info, visit visit www.corvallisenvironmenntalcenter.org. www.cbcpubliclibrary.net. Blvd. 7:30 p.m. Acoustic guitar and vocal stylings OSU MFA Reading Event. Cloud Prenatal Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971 Spruce of Ida Jane. For info, visit www.imaginecoffee.net. Little Sprouts – Carnivorous & Kelly’s Public House, 126 SW 1st St. 2 p.m. Ave. 7 – 8:15 p.m. Every Monday. Drop-in. Cost: Ship of Fools. Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Plants. 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Don’t worry if you don’t of working with their hands and exploring the projects. In the carving studio, see and touch Women. Albany Public Main Library, 2450 The Majestic Reader’s have a team. Solo ultra runners are welcome, depths of their creativity. The group will be over two dozen carvings in progress. For info, SE 14th Ave. Monday through Wednesday: 10 Theater. The Majestic Theatre, 115 SW too. Proceeds from the race benefit Community displaying recent works in paint and clay. visit www.albanycarousel.com. a.m. – 8 p.m.; Thursday and Friday: 10 a.m. – 6 2nd Ave. 3 – 5 p.m. and 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $10 Services Consortium. For info, visit www. p.m.; Saturday and Sunday: 1 – 5 p.m. Eighteen ($8 for students and seniors). Last Sundays. communityservices.us/barrel-to-keg. Albany Farmers’ Market. SW Shared Landscape Exhibit. young women exhibit artwork created during The company will offer a production in the The Ellsworth St. and SW 4th Ave. 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Benton County Historical Museum, 1101 Main an “art+poetry” program at Oak Creek. During “reader’s theater” style: trained actors, with Albany Walk with the Doc. Runs through Nov. 21. Features fresh, locally St., Philomath. 10 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Tuesday this three-week program, Barry Shapiro, a scripts in hand, make the play come alive Corvallis Clinic, 1705 Waverly Dr. 7:30 – 8:15 a.m. grown, locally produced dairy, meat, and farm through Saturday. The exhibit features three photographer and graphic designer, and through vocal talent, facial expressions, Tuesdays and Thursdays through Aug. 27. The goods. For info, visit http://locallygrown.org/ artists, Tom Allen, Carolee Clark, and Sue Marilyn Johnston, a poet, worked with these and minimal staging. Reader’s theater plays 30-minute walks are led by Jenny Olsen, M.D. They home. Harrell. Their paintings will be shown and young women incarcerated at Oak Creek. are a fun, accessible way to experience are designed to help people be active and provide offered for sale through June 27. For info, call They wrote poems and took photographs that contemporary works by famous modern an opportunity to talk with health care specialists. Corvallis Farmers’ Market. Mark Tolonen at 541-929-6230. playwrights that might not otherwise be All family members, including pets on leashes, are NW Jackson Ave. and NW 1st St. 9 a.m. – 1 they incorporated into the photo montages performed here. For info or tickets, visit https:// welcome. For info, call 541-758-2747 or visit www. p.m. Saturdays and Wednesdays. Runs through Something Old, Something on display at the library. The young women’s photographs and poetry have also been majesticreaderstheater.wordpress.com. corvallisclinic.com. Nov. 25. Features fresh, locally grown, locally Blue Exhibit. Benton County Historical produced dairy, meat, and farm goods. For info, incorporated into a book which will be on sale Corvallis Community Drum Corvallis Arts Walk. The Arts Center, Museum, 1101 Main St., Philomath. Tuesday at the reception on June 19. For info, contact visit http://locallygrown.org/home. through Saturday: 10 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Runs Circle. 101 NW 23rd St. 7 – 8 p.m. First 700 SW Madison Ave. 4 – 8 p.m. Free. Third Cheryl French at 541-754-1551 or cheryl@ Thursdays. A monthly art crawl that tours Corvallis’ Low Tide Landscapes Exhibit. through Oct. 24. The exhibition showcases theartscenter.net. Saturdays. All ages and skill levels welcome. artifacts from the combined Horner Museum Instruments provided or bring own. Hosted fine art galleries (as well as non-gallery artistic Universal Unitarian Fellowship, 2945 NW Circle events) and utilizes a rotating group of fine Blvd. 9:30 a.m. – 1:30 p.m. Open weekdays and Benton County Historical Society artifact 13th Around Oregon Annual by Michelle Lovrich of the Drum Circle dining businesses for final destinations. The Arts through June. This exhibit of photographs collections, with an emphasis on the color Exhibition. The Arts Center, 700 SW Connection. For info, contact Michelle at Center is a great place for a first art-viewing stop, by eight members of the Willamette Valley blue. Sub-themes include blue in nature, art, Madison Ave. Tuesday through Saturday: 12 – 5 [email protected]. fashion, school colors, uniforms, decorative p.m. Runs through July 11. This is a state-wide utilizing their off-street parking. For info, visit PhotoArts Guild reveals the magical landscapes First Alternative arts, and more. The museum has also borrowed exhibition that strives to show artists and Ukulele Cabaret. www.theartscenter.net or www.facebook.com/ that emerge between sea and land at low tides, South Store, 1007 SE 3rd St. 7 – 9 p.m. First something new: man-made blue pigment from viewers the quality and diversity of fine art CorvallisArtsWalk. especially during the extreme minus tides that Fridays. Free. This is an open mic and sing-along the Oregon State University Department of and craft produced in Oregon. Johanna G. occur in the spring along the exposed beaches for ukulele players of all ages and skill levels. Truckstop Honeymoon with Wild Chemistry. Seasonwein, senior curator for Western art at and headlands of the central and south central Songbooks and instruction are provided. Bring Majestic Theatre, the Jordan Schnitzer Museum of Art in Eugene, Hog in the Woods. Oregon Coast. Exhibitors include Corvallis Celebrate. Corvallis snacks to share. Hosted by Suz Doyle and Read. Create. was the juror for the exhibit. For info, visit 115 SW 2nd St. 7 p.m. Truckstop Honeymoon is a photographers Jack Larson, Rich Bergeman, Jeanne Holmes of the Wallop Sisters. For info, Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. Monday http://theartscenter.net/exhibit/13th-around- high-energy, two-piece band with banjo, guitar, John Ritchie, Bill Laing, Craig Hanson, and Kat call 541-753-8530. through Thursday: 10 a.m. – 8 p.m.; Friday oregon-annual-exhibit. upright bass, and a truckful of songs. Hollering Sloma, as well as Phil Coleman of Philomath and Saturday: 10 a.m. – 6 p.m.; Sunday: 1 – 5 8285 with all their hearts over a five-string banjo and a and Kurt Norlin of Albany. p.m. Runs through August. For every eligible Reiki Healing Circle. There Is a Story Behind It NW Wynoochee Dr. 7:30 – 9:30 p.m. First doghouse bass, Trucktop Honeymoon live the life activity adults 18 and over complete this Fun-with-the-Animals Work All: John Ritchie and Alexis Thursdays. Donation: $5 to $10. All students they sing about. Touring across three continents summer, they can fill out an entry form to get Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary, 36831 Spakoski. The Arts Center, Corinne and interested parties welcome. For info, call with four kids and a truck load of songs, Katie and Party. entered into the library’s end of summer grand Richardson Gap Rd., Scio. Wednesdays: 10 a.m. Woodman Gallery, 700 SW Madison Ave. 12 – 5 541-754-3595. Mike West tell stories about the strangeness of – 12 p.m.; Saturdays: 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Free. For prize package giveaways. Eligible activities p.m. Open Tuesday through Saturday. Runs everyday life. Wild Hog in the Woods have been all ages and abilities. Work parties provide the include reading or listening to a book, reading through June 27. Ritchie (photographer) and Concert in the Park. Central Park, together for over 15 years, havin’ fun every minute sanctuary’s abused, abandoned, or neglected to a child, using a library resource to create Spakoski (ceramicist) are both interested in 650 NW Monroe Ave. 8 p.m. Join the Corvallis of the way... and it’s contagious. So watch out! farm animals with clean water, bedding, something, or visiting a park. Prize packages storytelling. Their choices of color, composition, Community Band for an evening of free music They play “kickin’ stringband music” from now and living conditions. No RSVP required; just include a Kobo, an iPod, dinner and a movie, shapes, and patterns all reveal a story behind at the gazebo in Central Park. Every Tuesday and then, including traditional and original tunes. show up wearing farm apparel and boots. For arts and craft supplies, annual passes to nearby the obvious one in the image itself. evening from June 16 through August 25, the For info, visit www.majestic.org. parks, and more. Book and activity suggestions band plays an hour-long concert in Central info, contact 503-394-4486 or volunteer@ Teen Movie Day: Avengers Rough Jazz. Calapooia Brewing, 140 NW lighthousefarmsanctuary.org. and community picks will be shared all Park. Dress for the weather, and bring a blanket summer long on the Summer-at-Your-Library Series. Corvallis-Benton County Public or low lawn chair to sit on. For info, visit Hill St., Albany. 7:30 p.m. Jazz band drawing from Albany Historic Carousel and webpage at http://cbcpubliclibrary.net/ Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. A summer movie www.c-cband.org. Miles Coltrane, Herbie Hancock, Horace Silver, John Scofield, Wayne Shorter, Wes Montgomery, Charles Mingus, Eddie Harris, and more. For info, visit www.calapooiabrewing.com. Hill Path, Oak Creek Dr. entrance. 7:30 – 8:15 First United www.imaginecoffee.net. Amore Music Series. 100 Watt Mind and Patrimony. Cloud & Kelly’s a.m. Wednesdays through Aug. 26. The 45-minute Methodist Church, 1165 NW Monroe Ave. 12:15 Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 9 p.m. Free Range Open Mic. Mr. Bill’s Trivia Night. Murphy’s Public House, 126 SW 1st St. 8 p.m. No cover. A walks are led by Amy Card, M.D., Michelle Curtis, p.m. Craig Hanson, organist, performs music of Cost: $3. From Ashland, 100 Watt Mind is an Restaurant & Lounge, 2740 SW 3rd St. 7 – 10 p.m. new, free-roving open mic night. For info, visit M.D., Amey Lee, M.D., Carol Morcos, M.D., and explosive rock group who combines thoroughly Johann Krieger. Free; donations appreciated. The fun begins with a tuxedo-clad Mr. Bill inviting www.cloudandkellys.com. Emily Rangel, M.D., of the Corvallis Clinic’s OB/ everyone to form a team and play trivia “Mr. Bill’s” structured songs with improvisational jams Summer Local Heroes Kick-Off to create an ever changing rock ‘n’ roll giant. GYN Department. They are designed to help people style. For info, visit www.mrbillstrivia.com/index. Curtis Monette. Bombs Away Café, Party. Corvallis-Benton County Public Library, Patrimony in definition means “inheritance from be active and provide an opportunity to talk html. 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 8:30 p.m. No cover. For with health care specialists. All family members, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 1:30 – 3:30 p.m. Free. ancestry.” The band consists of three musicians, over 10 years, this local guitar legend has been including pets on leashes, are welcome. For info, Celebrate the official start of Summer Reading Cheap Night at the Darkside which forms an equilateral triangle of writing, looping, singing, and shredding with friends from call 541-758-2747 or visit www.corvallisclinic.com. and meet local community heroes from police, fire, Cinema. Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th performing, and friendship. Inspired heavily by audiophilia at Bombs Away Cafe. Make tonight the military, and search & rescue – vehicles included! everything from Beethoven to Led Zeppelin, the night you hear this very talented axman. For info, Yoga in the Gallery. The Arts Center, St. Cost: $7 for all shows on Wednesday (and For info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net. every day before 6 p.m.). Bring a container for withering sounds of Patrimony reach to the sky visit www.bombsawaycafe.com. 700 SW Madison Ave. 10 a.m. Explore the world while maintaining a grounding with the roots. For of yoga and enjoy a sense of community in the Matt Neely Jazz Showcase. Imagine discounted prices on popcorn. For info, visit http:// EDM Thursdays. Riley’s Billiards Bar darksidecinema.com/index.html. info, visit www.facebook.com/100wattmind or setting of the main gallery. The hour-long session Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath Blvd. 7 p.m. Matt www.facebook.com/Patrimony333. & Grill, 124 SW Broadalbin St., Albany. 9 p.m. will be led by certified yoga instructor Marcy started his music career as a vocalist in children’s Housed Wednesdays. Impulse Bar No cover. For ages 21 and older. Featuring DJ Keuter. Beginners are welcome. 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The NWIGs are like the biggest award the German legend Conrad Veidt. Spy in Black in alt music. But seriously, this is going to be Damn, Wildhog, getting in on the “8 Days” love it was a Price Is Right taping. Skaar’s fingers is a brilliant WWII era mystery with great acting, a hard rocking show from a bunch of hard twice in one eight-day stretch? Unprecedented. tap out the hot jazz standards at a frenetic pace plus the show is preceded by newsreels, cartoons, rockers, and I love it. Three dollars is just a This show should be pretty nuts, despite all the that will have your soy latte coming out of your and other madness, and it’s all free. You could go preposterous bargain. You can get into this Americana that’s gonna be blazing. Truckstop nose, as well as other orifices. Don’t miss the to this, or I guess you could go see Pitch Perfect 2 show for the price of a couple Snickers bars, or Honeymoon is terrific and they really seem in party. at the Carmike. 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