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by Laura Popoff elude one stocked with !rOut, one News Reporter which will be used for swim­ ming, and one which will be used for canoeing and other water The University ha<: purchased sports. In addition, the AJpine 30 acres of wooded land ,located Valley ski area, four golfcourses, in East Claridon, Ohio, for a pnce and a baseball field are all within !!lrt~"' of 5190,000, JCU officials said a three-mile radius. last week. According tO Dr. James Lavin, The land, known as Thorn vice president for student affairs, Acres, is situated approxtmately Thorn Acres will be used for 27 miles from campus. It includes various student activities and two wooden couages, four lakes, faculty meetings. and a tennis court. "We look foward to enhanc­ Together the cottages can tng student opponunities," said house 18 people and are fully Lavtn. "Thorn Acres will pro­ furnished with kitchen appliances, vtde students that opponunity as living room furniture, bedroom well as a place tO go in an organ­ sets, and linens. All furnishings i!..cd fashion." were included in !.he purchase Unlike Carrollodge, which ts price. The cottages also include used mostly for retreats and single decks, deck furniture and wood ­ group gathenngs. fhorn Acres [l:L_:_:..:._rn~:...:;_.,j~~~~~~:L~L~~ burning fireplitces. They lack, wiltbeableiOaccommodaremore however. usable restroom facili ­ than one function at a time. ties and heating. According 10 "Thom Acres will be a lot John Real1, vtceprestdentforserv­ more usable than Carrollodge," Nominations sought ices, !.he first thing on the agenda said Reali. "There IS a whole new is LO "wintenze" the cottages. perspective to it as it offers so.. for faculty a~ard Nominaoons are currently nies, and prominent display of the supponing documents must be beingacceptcdforthisycar'sDis- winner's photograph m a special signed and submitted no later than tinguished Faculty Award. The casein theAdminislration Build­ Friday, March 17, 1989 at4:30 award is presented annually to a ing during lhe school year. p.m. Any material rece1ved after memberoflhe faculty selected by Anystudentorfaculty member the deadline will be disregarded. the University community for can submit a nomination,as long All material should be ad- excellencemclassroom teaching, as it is in writing, citing the meritS dressed to the Committee on Dis­ scholarship, advisement and lead- of the nominee as a classroom tingutshed Faculty Award, care crship of students, and commu- teacher, scholar, adviser and of the Office of the Academic nity concern. leader of students, participant in Vice President. The presentation It consists of a cash award of civic affairs, and as a participant will be made at the commence­ $1,500 and presentation of a in University affairs. ment exercises, Sunday, May 28, plaqueduringgraduationceremo- The nominating letter and any 1989. -Cotter Memorial Award for [ Poetry being o~ered. Mellen Series presents The English Departmentand TberewJll beonewmnerwho ItbtAmtrica~Academyof'Poets willreceivea$l~prizeanda are sponsorang tbe Joseph T. letter of recognitiOn from the Chai·rman and CEO of NCR ' Cotter Memorial Prize for Po- Academy of American Poets. !ep-y for all currently, ent·olkd TberewiUalsobeanhonorable Dr. Raj Aggarwal, chairman of the company. The Mellen Series on publicly .students atJCU. mention wbowiJI receive a cer- finance department. "Mr. Exley The Mellen Series was estab­ held Ohio corporations has ar­ EaCb contestant may enter tifacatefi'Olll tbeAcademy. The really turned it around." lished by the Edward J. and Louise ranged for Charles E. Exley, Jr., ttirfe original, unpublished winning poem will be eligible to NCR Corporation, headquar­ E. Mellen Foundation, which also chairman of the board and chief poems. The page on wbicb the be included ill •be Academy's tered in Dayton, Ohio, develops, funded the Mellen Chair in Fi­ executive officer of NCR Corpo­ potin is typed sbould not have anthology "Of pJ:ne--winn.ing manufactures, markets, and serv­ ration, to speak tonight at5 p.m. in nance at JCU. The presentations 1heautb0r'snameoait. Asepa· poems published every five ices business infonnation process­ in the series offer a rare chance the Jardine Room. T*teshttttiJUStbt inthuled bear· ytal'$. , ~= ing systems for worldwide mar­ for directing questions at corpo­ "NCR Corporation was almost ingtheautbor'$Jl3meandtitles .All poems =.S'bould be folded kets. Exley willdiscuss strategies dead a couple of years ago and rate decision- makers concerning of the entries. All manuseript$ int~ an t,nv~tope anct,addressed for future grow th regarding the $6 their business and managerial now il is the second largest com­ shook! bt submitted no later to tbe Poetry,Contt:St, care or billion annual sales computer puter company in the world," said strategies. than Feb. 21_,19~ . . the Engli$b Departm~nt. Page2 EDITORIAL The Carroll News, December 8, 1988 Letters to the Editor

Tenure policy clarified Tenure at a university or col­ bcdismissed for "moral turpitude," lege does not mean a"permanent a serious breach of what the faculty posiiton,"as stated in your community defines as morality. Dec. I issue ("Securing tenure The purposeof tenure is to tough, rewards great"). protect the faculty member's free­ Like employees in other dom to express in the classroom workplaces, tenured university his/her ideas, no matter how un­ faculty can be ftrcd if they are popular, against reprisal by ad­ proved professionally incompe­ ministration or students. Without tent, or if their employer experie­ such freedom ofexpre ssion, there inces economic difficulty. This is can be no university. called "financial exigency" in Tenure exists, therefore, not universities and Chapter Eleven to ensure jobs for the faculty but backruptcy elsewhere. to ensure life for the university. ln addition, unlike other pro­ Marian J. Morton fessionals-- for example, doctors Department of History or lawyers-- tenured faculty can Deep Ecology offers Thank you tour guides

Visiting a college cam pus is one feel about the school, the advan­ ofthe best ways to get a real" feel" tagesanddisadvamagesofthe Uni­ more than empty rhetoric for the University. For this rea­ versity's size, the athletics, social, ing the non-material quality ofl ife ecology relates to the issue of son, theAdmissionsOfficeatJohn by Shannon Place and extracurricular life, and what rather than material growth and population size. The charge is Carroll offers interviews and tours other students are I ike. The tour higher standards of living. that suggesting reduced human to prospective students. guide acts as a liaison for the Building on these three main population is Malthusian, cruel, The students impression ofJohn University. principles are a number of other suggestive of genocide. This Carroll wiU depend heavily on The fall 1988-semester tour key concepts which are generally charge is likewise unfounded. what they see and what their tour guides have been a great help to accepted within the movement Regarding the label "Malthu­ guide says. me. One concept is that the wilderness sian," deep ecologists do not sug­ The tour will further assist the They have aided in not only has an inherent special value and gest population reduction because IIIUdeDl. in de1amining if lhe life­ tours but also classes. appoint­ style on the campus addresses his ments, overnights, and the FaU or hec needs. Open House. They have made my A campus tour involves consid­ job of Campus Visit Coordinator erably more than just sight-see­ much simpler while they have also ing. helped to promote the school. The attitudes and outlooks the lam very grateful tO them for aU tour szuide convevs wiU make a thPir hPln ~nl'i ~(' Ol"\\1 il'i"'~" ~r" n111 lasting impression in the visitor's into motion, 1 hope they will cal movement among enviwn­ that its preservation is of utmost ofa food shortage, but because the mind. maintain their enthusiasm into the menlalists and professional ecolo­ priority. A second concept directs present level of human popula­ Parents and students want to spring semester. gists, views humans as equal par­ opposition to industrialized soci­ tion puts too great a strain on the know how John Carroll students Christine DeBalso '91 ticipants in the biosphere. Such a ety, charging it with the exploita­ ecosystem, a strain which has le­ philosophy challenges the more tion of the natural world. thal repercussions. traditional ecology in which These ideas and basic princi pies Furthermore, although sugges­ humans are the sole reapers of the of deep ecology have sparked a tions have been offered for ideal THE CARROLL NEWS earthly wealth by right of species' great deal of controversy among population size, suggestions of Editor in Chief - Bridget Brett seniority. traditional ecologists, resulting in genocide or fascist measures to Business Manager - Russell Mackiewicz In general, Deep Ecology holds vicious and unwarranted charges. reach the ideal population size Managi1rg Editor- Cheryl Brady to three basic principles. First, all The most fundamenlal charge is have not surfaced-probably be­ Loyo11t Editor -Jamie P. Chandler life is valuable in and of itself, that deep ecology lacks social causetheydonotexist,even in the Copy £4itor- Paul Kantz Ill whether human or non-human. analysis, ignoring mauers such as minds of the most radical deep N~WI -1lm Forrestal Humans, therefore, do not hold class, race and capitalism. ecologists. Forvm - Alex Ferrls carte blanche where use of the Deep ecologists do tend to see Deep Ecology mayofferarather NotioNWorW- Scott Tennant earth's resources are concerned. Feotllrvts - Coll~n Dci.Jong humansasaspecies,alabel which non-traditional, even radical phi­ E"urlJii"mmt - Second, the human population is groups all humans together with- losophy, but it is a fresh approach JuUe ClgaliJo. ChrtsUne Mahoney-McDonald Sports - Chrts Wenzler Photognrplty - John Varga. Marc Lafayette Graphics - Chrts Ryan B•sittns St•ff Tnr.,•rv - Ann Helntel Proathrr-r• M111111gtr - Diane Furey Sllhc:riptio" - Bridget Corrigan A«OIIIIU Rec. -Cathy Orttz far too numerous and intrusive for Mary Beth Natale out consideration of individual­ to a problem of crisis proportion. Ciradatio*- Mike Schilling the well-being of the earth and all ity. But to say they lack social Radical action must be taken to Clu•ifie.U - 0e11~n Ffmck her life forms. The population analysis is incorrect. Deep ecolo­ salvageourwitheringplanet. The Faadty Abisor must therefore be decreased to a gists have analyzed human soci­ abuse of the earth cannot continue Rev. Carl E. Zablotny. S.J. stabilizing level (usually suggested ety and have simply come to the much longer, and excuses will be n.. -«)oiiD c.....u u.-.lly between 100 million and one bil­ o-.-.r.-c-..-.,..._.....,...... _.,,__.._,,...,....,...... -"' __.. «.., .. a.- n.c;.,.,sN,.., conclusion that changes in human of no consolation when the dam­ _,..,._.. ..,_ ...... _.,.._.~ · '--t.,I)?Od.... blo ..,..,4 • ..,._. lion). treatment and participation in the .....w.,..~ age to the ecosystem becomes __ ...... _.._...... ,_ ...... ,.._.._ .. Finally, in order to achieve this op.-~ia_,._._ ...... «n.C....N... ,"'-ioo-d.md

Numberofftmalts vs. malts/or Numbtrofftmaksvs. maks limiling rights ptrsonaUy for or against poll .ttaff Mova Doughury, ChriSt tnt abortion Dt'l&lfo, Trrtsa Boltmd, Jul1t Malley. Jim K~nny,John Raunondi, Roy Graphic byJam•t Chandler Number ofuudtnls personally for or against abortion Numbu of studenJs infa~·or of limiting righu Jorden, Pat Fogarry. Coru AnJomch, D,mi~t Swartz Until better child care, In no situation can won1en deserve choice abortion be justified clothes are but a dent in the cost of raising uonatcly labeled by pro-choice activist a child. by David Averill, Rosalind Pollack Petchesky. by Tracy Moavero The pro-life motto "respect life" docs not Patrick Palleschi, and Pro-chorcers clrum that a mother has the extend to creating better lives for unwanted Kristen Landreth right to have an abortion because a fetus is children. still partofhcrbody. Therefore, legislauon As in years past, John Carroll pro-lifers Conservative pro-life leaders, such Abortion is a destructive, self-centered prohibiting her from having an abonion is are organizing a trip to the anti-abortion as President Ronald Reagan, have cut funds act that fa1ls to hold people responsible for apcriional in1nngcmcm of her righu.. Thil> march in Washington. Their goal? To end to family planning clinics, defeatins lheit their actions. iJJUSiraiOS lhc condusion - pro..clloicetJ abortion through legislation or the reversal own goals. They oppose sex education and There is an ongoing debate between the arc basically pro-abortion. of the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade deci­ birth control availabilty in school. pro-hfe and pro-choice sides concemmg One must not base the value of life on sion. Despite the political strength of the They have also voted against day care when life actually begins. one' ii depcndcnc yon others. This depend­ pro-life movement, perhaps their work is and parental leave programs which could Many pro-choicers argue that an embryo ence IS an fact what makes us human. not as effective as they think. make motherhood econom•call y less di ffi. IS not a life untiltLIS self-sus\aimng. This ------­ Contrary to what many pro-lifers be­ cult. argument overlooks the fact that btologi­ lieve, pro-choice people do not like abor­ A true pro-Life agenda must include af. cally a life existS from conception, w1th the "How can we justify the tion. fordable health care, available birth control potenual for life. killing of 1,575,000 They do not approve of it as a means of information and contraception, and research Basing the definition of life on when an birth control, and they do not see it as an for beucr birth control. embryo can survive on itS own IS absurd. babies in 1983, when easy way out of a difficult situation. It is Creating a national famtly care pohcy From mfancy to adulthood. a person •s de­ only a small fraction of on I y one of several altemau ves for women. including day care and parental leave, as pendant on others for survival. The greatest difference bet ween the pro­ well as increased financial stability for Many pro-choiccrs argue that abort1on abortions are per­ choice and the pro-life positions is that women, will also lessen the need for abor­ should be legal because of pregnancies fonned as a result of abortion is seen as a personal and some­ tion. resulting from rape and incesL rape and incest?" rimes necessary decision (or dcalipg with Pro-lifers do not belong on health clinic How can we justify the killing of J~ long as women steps harassing women during "rescue 1,575,000 babies in 1983, when only a operations" they belong inside the clinics, small frdction of abortionsareperfonned as ------­ have babies, abortions exerting their energy in a practical way to a result of rape and incest? Contrary to the charges of many pro- will probably existn prevent unwanted pregnancies. Furthennore, abortion is not the simple choicers, abortion is not a religious issue. an unwanted pregnancy. These suggestions are not a cure-all; answer to the complex problem of an True, the Catholic Church is opposed to unwanted child. abortion but this docs not mean that all pro- As long as women have babies, abortions abortion must remain legal, safe, and avail­ People must beheld responsible for their lifers are affiliated w1th Catholicism. will probably exist. able. Those who object, however, can A major failing ofthe pro-life movement make a positive difference. actions. The present "act now, think later" By connecting the pro-life stance with is an appalling lack of interest in preventing Tracy Moavero, senior, is an English society has brought the natural dilemma of religion, pro-lifers gain the support ofpeople major. an unwanted, "biological parasite," affec- against the mixture of church and state. unwanted pregnancies due 10 economic dif­ Whileaboruon is moral and ethical issue, ficulties, lack ofaffordable health care, and a one need not be religious to have moral and lack of family planning infonnation. ethical values. Pro-lifers have centered their attack "The NCR Success Story" Pro-lifers must stand up for a life that around abortion alternatives. cannot stand up for itself. Thosewhobelieve "Adoption not abortion" is completely in the protection of human life must back unrealistic, most adoptive couples seek Charles Exley, Jr., CEO of NCR Corporation their beliefs with action. healthy, white babies. In a nation where will speak about the company's new success 'The Right 10 Life March," lObe held Jan. unwanted pregnancy rates are high among strategies. He will give his presentation in 23,1989 in Washington,D.C.,offersallJohn minorities and teens, adoption often fails. Carroll studentS the opportunity to actively Another alternative includes charitable the Jardine Room of the Student Activities support human life. institutions which offer care during preg­ Center at 5:00p.m. tonight. RSVP 397-4391. David Averill and PatrickPalleschi,sopho­ nancy; however, these services could never mores, and Kristen Landrelh,freshman, are help all who need financial help - free .~II parti~ip!Jting fn the RT_L '!f~rc_~. __ . . . ~------~~~~~~ Page 4 FORUM The Carroll News, December 8, 1988 B-2 bomber: high-tech or high-cost? B-2 Bomber will Bomber will not "fly" evade high costs Ifmoney mustbespenton defense, which by Daniel Swartz should be more appropriately tenned "of­ fense," it would be best spent more equally Years away from its first operational on a number of projects. For example, mission, the B-2 Stealth bomber has more money could be appropriated for already started a swirl of controversy. submarines, the Strategic Defense Initia­ Critics of the radar-absorbing bomber tive, and conventional weaponry. cite that the plane is nottotaJly invisible, is economy is at a most critical point. by Dominic Conti The Stealth Bomber is an example of our unable to fly at supersonic~ and is too Second, the radar absorbing materials government's desire to stay "no. I" as a expensive to be cost effective. While there (RAM) that coat the plane, while not pro- The Reagan Administration has grown world power, as well as to remain techno­ viding the bomber with tOtal invisibility, increasingly careless with defense appro­ is some truth in all of these claims, a closer logically superior 10 the Soviet Union. look at the bomber's use and effectiveness will allow it 10 be deteCted only when it is prialions; the B-2 Stealth Bomber is a per­ American defense expens evidently feel within 30 miles of the Soviet border as feet example. opposed tO 100 without the RAM coating. Possessing sophisticated radar-evading The bomber will have Soviet fighters will not have the Lime to equipment and with efficient flying quali­ Th_p~.Stealth B,ombet 'is scramble against the plane. ties, the B-2 does have certain advantages. a profound effect on Once in Soviet territory, B-2radar-evad- However, upon closer examination of the an· eyqmple or our Soviet expenditures ing qualities will allow it tO hover, search- bomber, the overwhelming number of dis­ ing for mobile targets while receiving up- advantages outweighs the potential good. desire to stay''-no-~ [[:'"- clearly demonstrates its strategic impor- dated infonnation from u.s. spy . First and foremost, the cost for the plane tance. Finally, despite the Stealth •s inabl i Ji t y to is astronomical. A recent New York Times that the United States, when compared with TheB-2 is exorbitant tO say the least The fly atsupersonicspeed, its honeycomb body article stated that a single Stealth bomber the SovietS, is ahead in every military cate­ total cost of the 132 plane project is esti- structure and its radar deflecting design would cost a little more than $500 milli0n. gory. whether in overall nuclear tOnnage, mated 10 top the $70 biUion mark, and is al- will allow it tO escape from Sovietterritory. ll seems necessary to spend billions of fighter capability, or ability to buy the most ready 16 percent over original Pentagon es- Despite the B-2' s hefty price tag, the new dollars on one particular area of defense, innovative and expensive screwdrivers. timates. bomber will put America at the forefront of especially when the United States, a super- Clearly, the defense budget must be cut However, the bomber will also have a a new surprise and attack military age. power, already has the nuclear weaponry And the Stealth Bomber, due to its exorbi­ profoundeffecton Sovietmilitaryexpendi- After all, surprise and deception have al- capable of destroying the world dozens of tant costs, would be a good program 10 get tmes. First, Stealth will render obsolete So- ways been regarded as key factors in war- times over. the ax. Yid ilweiUMiltl iD their cunent air de- timevictories. l1isdoubtfultbatweneedtbisparticular Dominic Conti,freshman. has interned fenses, forcing them 10 spend billions of Daniel Swartz is a senior political sci- wartoy,or,forthatmatter halftheweapon with WSEE 1V, an affiliate of the CBS dollars more in an attempt 10 cope with the ence major. systems that the government buys anyway? Network in Eire, Pa. new bomber's superior technology. All of Amnesty International fights injustice ernments, and religions. by Denina Bautti The half a million members of Amnesty International are strong in their beliefs that individuals "Injustice anywhere is a threat must protect human rights when to justice everywhere." governments fail to do so. . Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., AI'S primary goal is to evoke a spoke these words 30 years ago, The threat of injustice exists of their beliefs. tO appreciate that which we so fre­ response from governments all protesting the injustice done to today all over the world and Injustice today is potentially quently take for granted. over the world in regard to three black Americans. Yet, these words touches all races. People are de­ pervasive and must be immedi­ Prisoners ofconscience exist in important human rights issues. do not restrict themselves to ra­ tained, tortured, and executed, not ately eliminated. It is time to take half the world's countries. These First, AI asks for the release of all cism only. because of their race, but because heed of human rights abuses and people are detained because of prisoners of conscience. Second, their color, sex, ethnic origin, it appeals for fair and prompt trials language,orreligion;noneofthese for all political prisoners. Third, it prisoners have used or advocated calls for an end to the torture and violence. execution of prisoners. Amnesty International (AI) is a But how can the average col­ worldwide organization that at­ lege student contribute in the ef­ tempts 10 end such human rights fonto violations. AI is characterized by achieve these goals? Campus Hiroshi's its impartiality and is independ­ groups exist all over the world, ent of all political factions, ide­ with one here at John Carroll. ologies, economic interests, gov- Members of AI write letters on behalf of individual prisoners of HELP US conscience to prominent govern­ . Pub ment officials. Once thousands of HELP KIDS! letters start to pour in, the oppres­ A relaxing place to take a break from Non· profit agency In the Ouyahop Becreational Aru oe<>ldng volunteers to sive government feels pressured br.pericnce at ho111e. to take a few minutes to reflect Moeta the lint Sunday ofenry month upon the importance of human (th• ne.xt meeting ia ll/6) at6:00 P.M. in the Natlonal R«reation An:a. For more rights and maybe even write a lnfo.• call Randy Davia 0 7llJ.:JHI:m alter 9 P.M. ot Natuha Galven: 0 !d7:ll11l letter on behalf of a political pris­ oner. The Carroll News, December 8, 1988 CLASSIFIEDS Page 5 WORD PROCESSING­ MONA. good luck on your graduate from high school! Pate. MERRY X-MAS!! -'---- Mike Zecchino, Mike Adamss, Papers, Resumes, Letters, & finals-but don't let it go to your Kevin Tom Dale, Kenney Nauman, much more. Reasonable Rates. head!! HEY VARGA- NICE PHOTOS Pat Rahill, Mike Beraldo, Quick turnaround. Barbara For Sale! 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•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••ACTION! ARMY ROTC LOEWS CEDAR CENTER THEATRE THE SMARTEST COWGE COURSE YOU CAN TAKE. HOLIDAY HELP NEEDED Enjoy a free movie and do your homeworkl * Find out more. Contact Military ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Science Department above the CASHIERS AND CONCESSION PERSONS Bookstore, or call 397-4421. Apply in person Tues &Thurs evenings 7-10 . . The Carroll News, December 8,1988 WORLD Page 9 Whites protesting apartheid in South Africa A resegregal)on program by The council vOted Nov. 24 to Yet Both a's party, in power for ponantrcforms there, say opposi­ sively by anti-apartheid activists. right-wing councils in South Af­ resegregate public faciliLJes - 40 years, has made no moves to tion politicians, came in 1973 Business executives have rica has moved many whites, in­ including the town hall, recrea­ repeal such laws. Blacks are still when parks and libraries were in­ threatened to cancel planned de­ cluding government leaders, to tion areas and a large lakeside barred in some towns from public tegrated. velopments in Boksburg and other denounce racist practices that are park-that had been opened to all facilities, schools and hospit.als. Pal Rogers, a spokesman for resegregated towns. National legal and a few years ago were races in recent years. The mayor of Durban was the anti-apanheid Progressive sports federations say will pro­ commonplace. In the next few days, several ousted by nationalisl leaders re­ Federal Party. called the National hibit tournaments in those towns The revival of apartheid prac­ other Conservative-controlled cently because he favored the in­ Party'sauiwde toward theresegre­ unless the apartheid laws are re­ tices launched in towns like councils acted similarly - one tegration of all-white beaches. gation campaign "nonsensical scinded. Bokburg in the past week has given said it might impose a curfew In response to this, Botha had hypocrisy." Many governments and inter­ whites a glimpse of how badly barring blacks from the town of only to say that he realizes that the Rogers said LhaL if the Conser­ national organizations have pro­ blacks have been treated there for Carleton ville at nighL white-only signs still exist, but vatives didn't like the resegrega­ tested the apartheid policy in South decades. Foreign Minister Pik Botha that his government needed time tion,they should abolish the Sepa­ Africa in this way. Recently, nine One Boksburg housewife said accused the Conservative Party of becausetheywerestill intheproc­ rate Amenities Act and legislate track. and field athletes were that she felt embarrassed to admit an "unnecessary emotional out­ ess of removing them. against racial discrimination on banned from tnternalional com­ where she lived at meeting last burst of racism" and said its ac­ In Botha's home city, Johan­ all levels of society. petition by the TnternaLional Ath­ Thursday ofreside nts who are op­ tions could intensify the sanctions nesburg, the Nation Party-con­ Many whiles concerned by the letics Federation for competing in posed to the Conservative Party campaign against South Africa. trolled council has refused to inte­ Boksburg controversy have, for meets in Johannesburg. Further majority that lOOk over lbe town He said discrimination based on grate buses, swimming pools and the ftrSL time, taken up confronta­ action is planned by many sports council in elections Oct 26. the color of slcin was wrong. recreation centers. The last im- tional pressure tactics that in the organizations in protest of apart­ past wereemployedalmostexclu- heid. Israel returns hijackers \lf'ales,a to visit}l:anc.e. to custody of Soviets ·~·-==· ' ~=; Ql,. v ~ A Soviet delegation arrived in Israel last week 10 bring home five ,..a. ;:>-c;y,clo:ne,~ftbat. *@ l ~JidaHtr ' iea~der1Ltch Walesa_, who has Soviet hijackers who took over a flight in southern Russia and flew to · · . pJis~_~gt«f~nl)t~~~J~i(qtvel ro France Tel Aviv with a hostage air crew. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-· ~~,. d.ot;Oebiter thiseni.tl montll&wea:d'3.:tolea y~· Poland,, 'since-1981, The 19-member delegation will remain in Israel until the five . f. "~~4fil~~'hi;ig~~!:''"PbJ icy<.~~iU ~~now .:!!;"'" : ~)' .., ..• J»~J-J0;'$i t,~e -~Pt'} a1Uljve~~l;Y9fti}e l.l_niv~r- whether or not it go lhrough with extradition, but has i.ndi.cated lhat i.t ~ltiatli[iiJ'ijbt~r <'fh.;;; ""w -~ sam,~ra.raqpp ol}llOJlaD.Rigbts. -~ ~- · / ~"" will comply with the Soviel request. The hijackers were held in a prison near Tel Aviv pending a final L~,~~~M~~@~~~~~:l, m- J:ne:;nu:~utJn SJ.ate M:>.!ftJ/';t}!~l~~~~~!~~~~~by~~~b Pr;:esi- ~ h ,"-' ·. ~e)tt~ancoJS M•tter:l';llndl appl~dfor a J>3SS" decision on extradition. A spokesman a l Ben-Gurion Airport near the ! 4\.:,~•u•u u"<.' J$> e:i(i)e(:ted tO' )iJ'I Clr~aSt.~itt aiU· ~~;~; :~:< Ps>r1JastW ~kan.~Was t()td he (.9Ufd pick itup coastal city said the captu red eight-member crew left for the Soviet >· :at any;.time;'biS'mJ.e,to'd ·r~eporter.s : <: ' <· Union Sunday . .· •Sbe·aiSOJa~.d ~~J J~e}V.o.llld be.hapll)i to.go . State-run Israeli radio SJ\id the Soviet delegation includes police in­ .to F,rance -~~d ·",,brea~~e soUJe dirfer~nt air." '" vestigators and doctors who will examine the hijackers and crew. Mrs. Walesa said she wilLremain in Poland Israel has no extradition treaty with the Soviet Union, but both •· .,.. ,···:...-.·· ~ . ···r- . ·;,. and loo~ after''tbe coop~'s eigbt cb~ldren, nations have signed international agreements on punishing and extra­ ~,, ?XA Wal~ aide,PlQt:rKonopka,saidWale.sa diting hijackers. ~wouJd, )VOrlc hiS trav~l plans out soon and In Moscow, SovicL Deputy Foreign Minister Boris N. Chap!in said de~i~e whether to take along:otber.members. his country was grateful to Israel "for their understanding on this bfJbe banneCI Solidarity union. matter." Experts believe cooperation on the hijacking could accelerate ·'\., .Ask ~d abouf)Vales~gs passpor,hipplidt­ the process of reconcilliation between the two countries . .A 9At .,For~ign .Ministef Tade.tJ.sl- Olt;cliow .. The hijackers, four men and women, surrendered to Israeli police .,_ski~aii:l · ~at he wa8 noi-siJrpr.ised· that it -w~ and freed the crew Friday evening after landing at Ben-Gurion. granwd. M ~ ' Polisb ciilie~ must apply fQr a passPQrt ,owbenever tliey wwl to tJ:aveJ to a)u{n-soeial~ CRAMMING AA ·<·. ist·countr)t..,. : '<·

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1 1 1 f f ' • ' I .. . 9 .. e'. t. • I\' ' ',' f,'•"-'•'•'•'•'•'• ,.•,•, • • ,•.•,•, e 1 1 • t .•. •. 1 I.·, 1 1 , •,•,•, I e e e't 1 .. e I I. I 6 I •• • ..' ...... I'. f. • 4 1 1 The Carroll News, December 8,1988 FEATURES Page 11 How are you going to prepare for Job expo aids in job search finals? though the event is co-sponsored stressful than a fonnalantervaew by Colleen DeJong by the Cuyhoga Community Col- s1tuauon. The employers also Features Editor lege, it is open to students from have the chance 10 fillammcduuc any of the surroundmg colleges personnel needs. "I don't, I don't Looking for a job upon gradu­ and universities. Students wishing to participate study." ation from college IS something Students can bring resumes and 10 the event do not need 10 regiS­ that takes a lot of time and effort. present them to different compa· tcr. Instead, they give a resume 10 Robb Rigsby It can also cause swdents stress if nics within their desired field, as thccoordina10rs, whogivcthepar· Sophomore they are having trouble finding a welJ as set up interviews with ticipants a catalog of the compa­ job "in the real world." There arc, various companies. nics attending the expo. It is then however, several opportunities to The expois highly anticipated up to the student to find the com­ get ahead in the job search game. by CleveLand area companies. panics best suited to the career One of these opportunities is Thcirenthusiasmovcrtheeventis they want. the 1989 college Graduates' especially evident in the fact that The Job Expo will be held on GrcaterClevelandJobExpo. This theyhave10paya$295participa· Tuesday, Dec. 20 from 9a.m.· event, in its twentieth year, is lion fee. 4p.m. at the U nificd Technologies "By watching the designed by the Growth Associa­ The reason for the excitement Center on Cuyahoga Community soaps." tion in conjunction with Cuya­ of the the companies involved is College's Metro Campus. hoga Community College to help that it gives them the occasion to Gino college graduates get in contact scope perspective employees in a with potential employers. Al- Di Giannantonio relaxed atmosphere that is less Junior II WOODWIND I 7 Rt.,PEC'TED IS ACADEMIA lt PHYSICAL PERSON IKIAK ...... ~-1---11-..f 11 TO !111SR£PR£SE...-r t PI.ATO l3£XAMPIL I 0 I'1':TIT£ -~4-1-..f 15 PARADISE n_M.Asour U PIECE Of' Cl.A Y t7'i0RWPOET 17 GE.I'D£11 It GRAIN JtP.ASI' 11 DROP 31 liUtELIGIOlJS 12MAIGIN 3HRON l3C\18AN 33 SCOur GROUP 14JIJSt'.AU 34LACKADAY UFALS£1100D " Contemplating my 3S P1M1'LK l7ANNATATE '%"%"~-+--t 36 VENISON liCA,..AL studies over a large 31 £STIMA1ES lt DRI VE-IN(" AM &RICAN ~-+--4---1 31GK.GOODESSOI'TII£ GRAf11TTI") Dominoe's pizza." EARTII 3tii'YMN 48DES£R V£ 3H'ORIID 1-4-.....J.-~-l 41 DECLL'IED l93t NOBEL 36PRAT PRIZE (GER.) 37VACIIT 440RRA 33 TIIACIIER 47DRV 39CilAVAT 48XEG ..I CELANDIC Ln'IRAIY *TOY woaK stOWNIHGI 41 IA.-'1 -+--4-~ 51 SCOICH 4l RIJ'£cr 51 GK. NO. SEVEN 43A BOOK Of.' Tilt I IIU! 4SPERIOO ~ "'ALUMM Dt:eR•:t: ...... I OPERATIONAL Di':CRU: 2FORMICJOE I A FOR AU. 14 CORROSIVE 1 FIIESU-WATER t,SII JPARTV •uc ~~ ..~• buying my I "TIIlt YOUNGER" lS MOTOR OIL BRAND 4IIYMNTOTR£ ll FOUND IN THE NUCLEUS OF' "FLOWER SM£U..ING " PILLORY" ltea cJh.eJrs presen ts." CEU.S lULL STOONESIDE U ALTAI OP All GOD 'PULL.'MN Brian Sheridan Senior

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Deann Hookway Sophomore The only women's health spa that serves ALL your health and fitness needs for one low price! We offer you: Hourly Classes Available • Sprint Circuit • Whirlpool Non-Im pact : Lifecycles : Invidual Showers "Start going to Low-Impact • R ecumbent Bicycles • Indivdual Instructions class." Active-Impact • Computer Rowing • Free Weights T anning Beds • Hi-Tech Equipment • AND MORE!! 'Bridget Sexton Childca.re Sauna • • Junior Page 12 FEATURES The Carroll News, December 8,1988 Dig to Israel offers students many opportunities Archaeological dig gives students valuable learning experience Toward the end of the trip, stu­ ------and spending money. There is by Colleen DeJong dents are given the chance ro visit " ... the military and police forces are quite some financial aid available. For those interested, there will Features Editor several important archaeological visible. They are quite effective in con!io.l; siteS in Egypt. Among these sites be an informational meeting re­ are the pyramids of Cairo, the ling the environment." · , garding the dig on Thursday, Dec. Many students can only wonder templesofKarnak,and the Valley .. Dr. fohn Spencer, associate professor of 8 from 7:30-8:30 p.m. Tbe meet­ what it would be like to go on an ing will be held in Room 233 of ofKings, which includes the tomb us studies archaeological dig and discover of the empress HaLc;hepsut. ancientartJ.facts that are thousands The students and volunteers of years old. This summer,John who go on the trip are subject to Carroll srudents will have the op­ rigorous days that begin at4:30 in portunity to stop wondering and the morning and end all :30 in the start doing. afternoon. The day begins early An archaeological dig in in order to avoid the intense after- "It was one o;f the happiest times 'I've ever had. It i,s SO"!Jething I'll always remember.. , -Marc Lafdyette

Ashkelon, Israel is currently being noon heat characteristic of the organized by Dr. John Spencer, an region. associate professor of religious Weekends are left open, and studies. The dig, sponsored by students may spend this Lime Harvard University, occurs every however they wish. Some opt to two years. rest, wh1le others take tours of the Eleven students went on the trip surrounding area. in 1987, and witnessed the dis­ "The dig is alot of very hard coveryof a dog cemetary that dates work, " said senior Marc Lafay­ backtoabout300B.C. Thegroup eue. who participated in the 1987 also aided in uncovering a Roman dig. "But it was one of the happi­ bathhouse that contained several es t times J' vceverhad. I tis some­ pools and saunas. thing I'll always remember." · Students also have the chance In spite of the political and social to experience the culture or mod­ unrest in Israel, Spencer Stated em Israel. There are several ex­ that the group experiences no real cursions to Jerusalem and other threat from terrorist factions. parts of the country. "You have 10 be a bit more careful than in years past, but the military and policeforcesarequite .·~ visible." satd Spencer, "They are lfou"QtiAITFVTuiii quite effective in keeping the en­ Dig it! 1 INSTANT CREDITI I vironment safe." The JCU students who went on the dig in 1987 on location in Ashkelon. I Start making credit pur-l The total estimated cost for the Top row: (left to right) Dr. Spencer, Mike Coleman, Audrey Fonseca, Marc Larayette, Tom Disal­ chases lHMEDIATELY I IJe I dig is around $ 3,000. This fee vatore, and Bonnie McCulley I will send you a Members covers airfare, room and board, Bouom Row: (left to right) Pat Sutman, Mike Murphy, Michael S~hilling, Frank Lozado, Giovanna I Credit Card at once withl field trips, lectures, workshops, Coccia. and Norma Geller I NO CREDIT CHECK. 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Chal{nn Falls 24i·4900 The Carroll News, December 8, 1988 ENTERTAINMENT Page 13 SlaJ>stick humor returns in 'The Naked Gun' starred also in "Airplane." The old partner, played by O.J. by Larry Daher supporting cast includes Ricardo Simpson, is shot in a drug-smug­ Montalban,PrisciUa Presley, and ghng ra1d and Drebin is out to get . revenge. The leader of the drug Charlie Chaphn made it fa­ Montalban plays Vincent smuggling is Ludwag. While in­ mous. The Three Stooges and Ludwig, the villain who matches vestigating Ludwig, Drebin dis­ Abbott and Costello brought it WllS with Drebin. Presley plays covers another service that Ludwig into the American home with Ludwig's personal assistant Jane provides: assassanation. He has regularity. Whatisil? ltistheart Spcncer,and Kennedy plays Capt. been hired to kill Queen Eh7..a­ of slap-stick comedy. Ed Hocken, Drebin's loyal friend bcth, who is visiting the United Today the art lives, mainly and superior. These four actors States. Through a hilarious se­ because of the efforts of Jim Abra­ along with others (O.J. Simpson, quence of events Drcbin is able to hams, , and Jerry . et al.), mesh this stop this anempt and everyone Zucker. They arc the people who seemingly plotless movie into one lives happily ever after. broughtyouthesmashmovie"Air­ of this year's funniest. "The Naked Gun: From the plane," and they are at it again The story begins with Nielson Files of Police Squad" is one of with their holiday release, "The doing his James Bond imitation. thefunniestmovicsthisycar. Even stars as Lt. in 'Naked Gun' Naked Gun: From the Files of He beats up the likes of ldi Amin, though the plot is almost non-ex­ Police Squad." Mikhail Gorbachev. and Muham­ IStent, Lhe silly gags and physical lem with this movie is alS particu­ those that do enjoy it, however, The film centers around a Los marKhadafi. From here the movie jokes more than make up for this lar type of humor. For those who this movie provades an excellent Angles cop, Lt. Frank Drebin, moves into the real plot. Drebin 's deficu. The only possible prob- don't like it, seeing this mov1e way to take a study break while played by Leslie Nielson, who would be a waste of money. For cramming for finals. Rod :forever young ALTERNATIVES: DECEMBER S-14 Homeless Project. HecredJted the TODAY (8): Peabody's Down Under: "Bang Bang." Peabody's by Karen Teeter and Sue city of Cleveland with being the Cafe: "Natural Facts." Student Union Film Series: "Burgular," Zurkovski first to play the flip side of his Jardine Room. Turkey Ridge Tavern: "Aces and 8's." British rocker Rod Stewart "Reason to Believe" single in wasn't "Out of Order" last Satur­ 1971. Recorded on that Oip side FRIDAY (9): Peabody's DownUnder: "I-TAL." Peabody's day night, unlike six weeks ago was the song "Maggie May," Cafe: "Red Line." Turkey Ridge Tavern; "Rebels Without when he was forced to cancel his which went to number one in six Applause." Case Western Film Series: "The Satisfiers of Alpha Oct. 15 Cleveland perfonnance weeks and sent his career soaring. Blue." due to illness. In addition, Stewart mentioned Appearing before a sell-out that all proceeds from "Forever SATUROAY (10): Peabody's DownUnder: "Pat Dailey crowd at Richfield Coliseum, Young" will be donated toorgani­ Holiday Concert.'' Peabody's Cafe: ".forecasL" Case Wesccm Stewart continued his "Out of zations providing care for the Film Series: ..The Grand Highway.'' Turkey Ridge Tavern: Order" tour by captivating a di­ homeless in America. "French Lconards." Cleveland Ballet: "The Gift." verse group of Cleveland fans Mixing the old with the new, PIZZA IN ranging in age from 15-50. Stewart pleased the energetic SUNDAY (11): Peabody's Down Under: "Georgia Satellites." TOWN Stewart opened his show sing­ crowd as he danced on platfonns Turkey Ridge Tavern: "The Basics." Cleveland Ballet "The ing his 1977 hit "Hot Legs" amid placed on both sides of the stage Gift" NOWAHAS adazzlingdisplayofmullicolored while belting out his tunes to the lightS. He continued to play such audience. MONDAY (12): Turkey Ridge Tavern: "Company." favontes such as "Maggie May," Stewart returned to the stage HOT NEW "You're in my Heart," "Young for his encore kicking soccer balls TUESDAY (13): Peabody's Down Under: "Testament." Pea­ DEAL. Turks," and "Do Ya Think I'm to his fans. body's Cafe: "Horns 'n' Things." Turkey Ridge Tavern: "Fine Sexy?" At the beginning of his per­ Young Minds." S.U. Film Series: 'The Money Pit." TWO 12" PIZZAS Before perfonning his current formance, Stewart promised to hit single, "Forever Young," Ste­ make up for his cancelled concert WEDNESDAY (14): Peabody's DownUnder: "Bob Ferrazza JUST wart presented a $5000 check to in October; with his elaborate light Jazz Oclet" Peabody's Cafe: "Steal 'n' Bread." Turkey Ridge the Cleveland Health Care for the show, powerful voice, and bound· Tavern: "Ohio." $9.95 l~s energy, Stewartcertainly did. Addltionitif att azza: President Mon 1·2, 4: 15 5:30 RIDGEi!:~& 3 S TURKEY TUee/'Thurw PIL.L.,.,~ Wed 1·3, 4: 11> S:30 NEVER A COVER CHARGE!! TWO 16" Brian Donovan: JUST VIce Prealdent Mon I 1::10, 3:3()-4:30 Thursday Monday 1\lca/'Thura 3:30 4:30 Wed 3:00 4:00 BROWNS& Fr1 I I ::10 ACES & EIGHTS $12.95 Amy Finke: tonal toppings $1 Secretary Friday DOLPHINS! Mon 13 r BIG SCREEN TV TUce 13:30·1 45. 3::10·5 REBELS WITHOUT Wed 12 I Tuesday 381-5555 "l1nln 1 3 1982 Warrensville Ctr. Pete Smayda: APPLAUSE FINE Treasurer Saturday Expires Dec.21 , 1988 Mon/Wed II I One offer per pizza. TUCII/'Thura 2;30 4:30 YOUNG MINDS Our drivers carry less than MlcheDe McNulty: Chief Jus tice FRENCH LENARDS $20.00. Mon/Wcd/f'r1 1·3 Wednesday Limited delivery area. TUcafT' ura 3:30 4:30 Sunday THE BASICS OHIO · ~A/~ 1852 Covent Road, Cleveland Hei hts Ph.321-7070 ~~ Page 14 ENTERTAINMENT The Carroll News, December 8, 1988 Food court offers variety for X-n1as shoppers purchase either a whole or a half sandwich. Also. Great toppings for the yogurt, such as M&M's or Oreo cookies. by Larry Daher Steak & Fry serves freshly cut french fnes. Th1s makes a The Yogurt Culture is an excellent chOice for dessert. delicious lunch Right next door IS Hough Bakeries. It sells cookies. There arc only 17 shoppmg days left 'til Santa comes Davis' Bakery & Delicatessen offers a wide selection cakes, pies, and other assorted treatS. Anyone who has a rumbling down the ch1mney. It is approachmg "crunch of d1fferent type dch sandwtches. Besides the sandwiches sweet tooth should stop and visit Hough's Bakery. time," when one must go out and get all those gifts not yet Davis' also has many lip-smacking pastry treatS. Those looking for just a little sweet snack may fmd The bought. Many people will likely trek to Beachwood MaJI, Tbe Beverly Hills Cafe is the one resr.auramthatoffers Original Cookie just the place. It sells a large assortment where shoppers can find something for even the most itS own scaung area. It is unlike all the other fast-food of cookies in many SI7.CS. Onginal Cook1e will even deco­ particular person. It is likely ,too, that most shoppers will restaurants. Th1s sit-down restaurant offers a w1de variety rate a 12-inch dtametercookic for customers. This creation want to grab a bite to cat; at cemer court there is a large va­ ofdomestic and ethnicmcaJs. Theone drawback is that one could even make a wonderful g1ft riety of restaurantS from which to choose. The restaurants must pay for the service. You may want to avoid this es­ The final shop is The French Oven. This Jittle restau­ range from McDonaJd's to The Mad Greek. Here is a little tablishmem if you are on a tight Christmas budget. rant offers some of the tastiest and best looking desserts this outline of what each restaurant has to offer: The sister restaurant to The Beverly Hills Cafe is side of Paris. It also sells freshly baked bread and crois­ McDonald's ISjustlikeanyotherofthe franchised res­ Beverly Hills Express. It offers a wide range of foods sanLs. taurantS. It will give any McShoppcr a McGood meal. from hamburgers to tacos. Ills less expensive than the cafe Beachwood Mall obviously has much to offer the The Mad Greek tsoneofmypersonal favorites. Along and is fast food. Christmas shopper and his appetite. There are nice stores w1th the gyro it aJso offers shish-kebabs and Greek saJads. Now,afterhavingcatena main mcalatoneofthese fine for shoppmg and some great little restaurants at which to Chick-fil-a is another franch1sed restaurant that offers establishments, shoppers will most hkely want a little dine. Shoppers out buying those last-minute giftS may a vanety of chicken sandwtches and french fries. desert to wa.sh everything down. There is aJso quhe an wish to stop in at center court and give one of these fine es­ Antonio's Pizzeria sells piua. whole and by the slice. array of sweeHooth shops from which to choose. tablishments a try. The slices are large and wtll fill any hungry shopper. The Yogurt Culture has the weight-consciOus person Of course one must be warned: If one cats too much The Great Steak & Fry Co. speciaJizes in what itS in mind. It specializes in yogurt that tastes so close to ice while shopping, one might not fit into aJl of the new clothes name suggests: steak sandwJchesand french fries. You can cream that you would swear it was. They offer different for christmas! Hon1estyle bre'\Vs make Cleveland con1eback land market are now showing up Erin is an amber aJe, with a smoother ale. Atlantic. Also. itsbottlesareproba­ by Wells Werden in restaurants and stores around taste similar to Coors' Killian's Centuries of European brew­ bly the mostauractiveof all in the Recently Cleveland beer drink­ the city. Red. While not an outstanding ing traditon are alive at the Brew­ bar cooler, with the solemn in­ ers have been enjoying a renais­ Erin Brew, the only beer made beer, itdocsofferan alternative to ing Company, which follows Ger­ scription "Samual Adams" beer sance of sorts in the locaJ brewing exclusively for Cleveland, is es­ the national brands, not to men­ many's RheinheitSkabot beer law brewer, patriot" gracing the !able. industry. Our town, once known tablishing a reputation for its dis­ tion a bit of local pride. that dictates only natural ingredi­ After one sip of Adams you will for its variety of locally produced tinctive flavor. This beer is the For those who have never had ents may be used in the brewing never drink a Lite Beer again. beer, is following the national trend brainchild of several young entre­ a chance to ta'it.e freshly brewed process. Judging from the taste of These independent beer mak­ ofre-discoven ng "house brands." preneurs who fell that the north­ beer, Cleveland now has the Great the finished product, and the ca­ ers promise to give the national Several small breweries have coast had lost itS brewing heri­ Lakes Brewing Company. This pacity-level crowds that pack the brands a run for their money. SaJes opened in the area, and some inde­ tage. They fonnulated their own bar/restaurant opened recently on pub, the Great Lakes brewers have of the independents have been pendently produced lagers previ­ recipe foralager,anddeveloped it the near West Side, across from mastered the old ways. brisk and they are receiveing bet­ .. ously unavailable to the Cleve- under the Erin name. the West Side Market. The "brew A long awaited beer that has ter name recognition. Although a pub" features two house lagers justarrived on the Cleveland scene bit more expensive that a typicaJ made right on the premises. isBoston'sSamuaiAdams, which domestic beer, the locals arc worth Named for figures of locaJ lore, has won awcrds for the best inde­ the extra few cents. Their unique RECENT the Hc1sman (after Joe Heisman) pentently made beer in the United navors g1ve beer aficionados 1sadark,hearty lager, while Eliot's States. It has the nchest, smooth­ something to toast to. CRAm! ambcr(for Eliot Ness) is a lighter, est taste of any beer this side of the We're a recognized leader in the exciting field of transponation with entry-level COMING IN DECEMBER Biomedical Sciences positions available in the Cleveland area. Integrated graduate We are looking for self-starring individuals training opportunities to groom for entry-level Fun 'n' Stuff • Biochemistry/Metabolism /Nutrition MANAGEMENT and SALES. AMUSEMENTS. 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The PAC won't Junior Kim MacDougall placed because there arc a lot of swim­ sity of San Diego, which com­ The John Carroll University allow us to start practice until Oct. 21st in the 1650-meter medley. mers who are gunning for early­ peted at the meet men's swim team placed ninth 15, whilemostoftheseDivision I The relay teams fared well also. season national rankings. But the "San Diego has a bonafide top and lhe women's team placed lOth schools have been in the water The women's 200-,400-, and 800- team did well against primarily 10 team. and they on I y beat us by at the National Catholic Invita­ since early September." meter freestyle relay teams all scholarship athletes. Christy 13 points,"Lenhartsaid. ''I'm very tional Tournament at Villanova The Carroll teams had some placed lOth, while themen's200- (Palumbo) turned a lm of heads pleased with that San Diego al­ Univeristy last weekend. individual highlights. Freshman and 400-meter freestyle and 200- with how well she did in the div­ ways has a good team,and to be up ''I was pretty happy on the divcrCtiristy Palumbo placed fiflh meter medley relay teams all ing competition. She was beating there with them bodes well for whole regarding the perform- in the one-meter and eighth in the placed ninlh. some solid scholarship athletes. us." Tom Doyle beat some scholarship ThcJCU teams will compete at athletes as well." home Saturday against Oberlin at Wenzler's WaveJength: Lenhart also had reason to be 7p.m. A Very Special Christmas Men and women Is there nothing sacred? Mom gets suspicious, goes to look for him. Finds Here's the picture: It's Christmas Day. A time to him in the family room catching the waning mo­ rejoice. A time for a family to be together. Presents ments of the Minnesota-Detroit thriller. Big fight both struggling are given and presents are received. Everyone is in a Divorce city. Thank you, NBC. holiday cheer. And Houston is leading Washington Maybe Thanksgiving doesn't have the same re­ State by seven. ligious reverence as does Christmas, so it may be in in hoop action Is something wrong with this picture? Yes, in­ slightly moderate taste to air a football game during by Chris Wenzler and Bob Pizarro deed. The geniuses at ABC television, figuring that turkey dinner. families have nothing better to do on Christmas Day, But Christmas? Come on. The game is being The John Carroll men's basketball team has had a rough start to the have come up with the enlhralling Houston-Wash­ played in, ofall places, Hawaii. Christmas in Hawaii month of December. ington State Aloha Bowl match-up in an effort to should be left to Perry Como or Don Ho. Despite trailing early, the defending Mid-American champions, snatch those lonesomesouls away from lheir Christ­ One day ,just one day out of the year, the networks Eastern Michigan, drilled the defending Presidents' Athletic Confer­ mas boredom. should just shut off. No more Pat Sajak hosted ence champions, John Carroll, by an 89-61 count last Saturday night in They've already ruined Thanksgiving. parades. No more Christmas theme newscasts. Ypsilanti, Michigan. Craig Huffman led the scoring with 30 points, Picture this: It's Thanksgiving Day. A time tore­ And, for all our sake's, no more ... what's that? with freshman Mike Toth and sophomore Mike Millard pacing the learn joice. A time to give thanks. Delicious food is served Washington State is on the one-yard line, down by with seven rebounds apiece. and delicious food is devoured. Dad gets up to get four with 20 seconds to play? "We had an early Jead 8L 17-J4," said Hutrriiiii, "&uldled'_,..-JC)t some more milk. Five minutes later, he's not back. Jf you will excuse me... for just a moment .. going. By the halfway poim of the second half, it was over. We were probably hurt by their experience as much as our inexperience, but give these guys a year or two. They'll be right up there." The Streaks then traveled to Allegheny to take on the Gat.ors last Tuesday night, but met with similar results. The Streaks fell to the highly-touted Gators, 81-67. The Blue Streaks take a couple of weeks off before resuming play at the Heidelberg Tournament.. beginning Dec. 20. TheJCU women's basketball team has begun its December much the same way. At Marietta Saturday afternoon, the Lady S trcaks bowed to the strong host team, 80-72. Boasting two potential All-American guards, Marietta tried several times to put Cmroll away, but the Lady Streaks fought back, only to fall short. "There was a time, when we were only down by six wil.h a couple of minutes left.. lhat I felt we should have made our run," head coach Kevin Nunley said. "We had the momentum going our way. but, like all year long, our problem has been finishing the job. We didn •tfinish it.. and the game got away from us." The women will play one final home game, against Kenyon, Saturday at 2 p.m., before taking a few weeks off for the Christmas break. Their ftrst game back will be at Allegheny Jan. 9.

NIGHTS Page 16 SPORTS The Carroll News, December 8,1988 --~------Huffman finds role reversal to his liking Blue Streak Bio John Carroll indicates. Going mto knew I should have been out there. In his final season as a Blue lhis season, be was ftflh on lhe all­ It was lhe first serious mjury I had Streak, Huffman will try to pack amt: Craig Huffman time career sconng list in mylife,sol'mjustlhankful I'm his fmest season in with his most lass: Senior (1,068),Lhird in career scoring back playing again." enjoyable. Pan of the fun will be irtbdatt: June s, 1967 average (20.2), eighth m career Last year, Huffman began as­ to increase hts prowess from the ometown: North. Canton, Obi field goals (414), and posted lhe cending lhe peaks again, even three-point range. igb Scbool: Hoover fiflh and 1Olh best scoring seasons lhough he admits he wasn't fully "1 didn't like the shot at fltSt," Jor: Biology (pre-dentistry) (516in 1987-88and467in 1985- recovered from lhe inJury. He Huffman said. "We used to set up 86) in Carroll history. returned close to his old form shotS from that range before they For some players, the game of Perhaps his greatest challenge again, leading lhe team in scoring put in the three-point line.! thought basketball is no longer a game. lhis year is not to break a school and to a 20-4 record. Unfortu­ it was too close and tOO easy to They find lhatlhe games are not as record, but to act as lhe leader to nately, as history will auest, the score from. A three-point play used fun as lhey used to be. Even the this young ballclub. team was not extended an invita­ to be a special thing, a shot made incomparable Michael Jordan "It'sdefinitely a different situ­ tion to lhe NCAA Division JII plus getting fouled. But I was made thatassenion about himself. ation for me," Huffman said. "In playoffs. proved wrong. It's actually made Craig Huffman hopes he never lhe past. lhere was always some­ Its " I really felt for the seniors be­ thcgarnemoreexciting.lcan'tsay goes through lhaL one like (Andy) Juhola or (Jim) placement success in pre-dentistry. cause I knew lhey wanted the bid I haven't taken advantage of it." "The fun part of basketball is to Berger to look to for leadership. Huffman has seen his share of badly," Huffman said."lthink 1f If Huffman has learned any­ just go out and play," Huffman Now, it's my tum, and it feels peaks and valleys as far as his we had won one game more, we thing during his three-plus years said. "When you get down to it, strange. I remember how it was career at John Carroll is concerned. could have made it" as a member of the John Carroll it's still only a game. The only when I was a freshman, and how I He was fltSt team AJJ-PAC m his AslheBlueStreaks' seniorco­ basketball team, it is that accom­ pressureyoushouldfccl is1fyou're listened to lhe older guys for what freshman year, and was on line for captain, along wilh center Joe plishmentSareachievedasa team, playing lousy, and lhe pressure is we should do. Now, J have to be a tremendous sophomore season Curry, Huffman will auempt to not as an individual. for you to play betLer, but lhat lheone talking. It's aU new to me, when he fell victim to lhe "injury lead lhe team to its fourth PAC "It's something that guys like should be self-motivated. The idea but I enjoy iL" bug"-- in his case a calcified lhigh title in a row. Allhough lhe team is Juhola, Berger, and (Steve) Ray! is to have fun, which is whatltry Huffman's athletic career was muscle-- that swept the team dur­ struggling early on, he believes were able to teach me," Huffman to do." in full swing during his years at ing the 1986-87 season. lhis is a realistic goal. said. "The team comes before As a senior, Huffman, one of Hoover High School in North "That was a terrible time," "I'd like to be able to say that I anything else, and that individual John Carroll's starting guards, Canton, Ohio. He was a lhree­ Huffman srud, wuh a reluctant played on four consecutive con­ honors wtll come as they may. 1 stands out among a team heavily spon letterwinner in soccer, base­ grin. "I had a tough lime getting ference championshap teams," have to concentrate on winning laden with underclassmen. Being ball, and, of course, basketball. through that. It was very difficult Huffman said. "There's not too games, and ifm winning the games a standout, though, was bound to He was recruited by schools such for me to stt on the bench watch­ many people who can say they did I achieve some record, fine." his as Air Force and Division li Ash- when I lhal." -Chris Wenzler-

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