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Briefly !Hostage's family waits in Ohio W LORAIN,I/1RATM OhioOhin (AP)f&Pl — Mem-M«m. 6^yearsfiV?vpars inin capUvity.rnntivitv. ButRut Ander-Anrlpr- -■■ ... ■ , '. .... hlueblue ribbonsHhhnnc aroundamunrl evervevery Llamp bers of Terry Anderson's extend- son's Ohio relatives said they "He needs some time together with his and signpost after his release, Local ed family said Thursday they are don't expect to be there. alongside the yellow ribbons that biding their time while the form- "As far as going to Washington, family and Peggy." were put there during his 6V4 er hostage meets with his sister or something like that, we toyed years of captivity. Oldie but goodie: and gets to know the daughter with that, but right now ... in a "This is our sign of freedom," The Toledo Repertoire he'd never met. way, there's two feelings," said —Leila Arden, cousin of released hostage Terry said Pat Akromas, who with Theatre will present Early Thursday, Anderson fi- LeUa Arden, one of Anderson's other residents waited more than Charles Dickens' A Christ- nally met his daughter Sulome, cousins. Anderson 12 hours Wednesday for confir- mas Carol, and it will be an born three months after his ab- "One, we're still just kind of mation that Anderson, the long- old-fashioned ghost story. duction in 1985. Sulome and her getting over this thing," she said. Eileen Perusek, another ward Jones, who also live in est-held Middle East hostage and Three performances are mother, Madeleine Bassil, ac- "And the other thing is, as much cousin, said she understood that northeast Ohio. the last American captive, had scheduled in the Toledo Mu- companied Anderson on a flight as we love Terry, we're a second Anderson "has a lot to take care "We're just looking forward to been freed. seum of Art Peristyle Win- to Wiesbaden, Germany, where family in a sense. He needs some of" before coming to Lorain. But seeing him face to face," Arden When Anderson appeared on kle Stage. Curtain times are he is recuperating at a military time together with his family and family members hope Anderson said. "Peggy knows how much television from Damascus, Syria, 8 p.m. Dec. 20 and 21, and 2 hospital. Peggy." will come to the city in June, Lorain has been interested and on Wednesday afternoon, the p.m. Dec. 22. Anderson was also accompan- Lorain. where Anderson was when Lorain holds its annual In- concerned about Terry. I'm sure waiting ended. For tickets caU 243-7000, ied by his sister, Peggy Say, who born ana lived until age 7, cele- ternational Festival. she will relay the information and "God, he looks great!" ex- or purchase discount tickets fought tirelessly for her brother's brated his release Wednesday "We do expect to see him in the invitation. claimed Candee McConnell, an at Food Town. release. with a rally on the City Hall steps. June, but it's hard to say if we "We'll be talking to Peggy. But organizer of Batavia's celebra- From Germany, the chief Arden and other family members will before that," Perusek said. we're not demanding of their tions. "He looks absolutely fan- State Middle East correspondent for tore down a yellow ribbon that "It depends on Terry, what his time right now." tastic." The Associated Press will fly to had adorned the flagpole since plans are." Meanwhile, in Batavia, N.Y., About 70 people gathered at Ba- Live show auditions: Andrews Air Force Base near shortly after Anderson' abduction Anderson has another cousin, residents of Terry Anderson's tavia's Salvation Army hall Kings Island will have Washington, finally home after March 16,1985. Jim Anderson, and an uncle, Ed- hometown tied red, white and Wednesday night. auditions for its 1992 line-up of live shows beginning Jan. 25 at Kings Island and con- tinuing through Feb. 9 in Campus eight mid western cities. Approximately 200 per- former, instrumentalist, technician and specialty act security- positions will be tilled dur- ing these auditions. For more information call (513) 398-5600. votes to Nation Mass murderer dies: unionize JOLIET.Ill. — Mass by Jackie Rosepal murderer Richard Speck, and JJ, Thompson who shocked the nation In 1966 by stabbing and stran- gling eight student nurses, University police voted 15 to diedThursday. Friends and one in favor of unionization Tues- relatives of his victims ex- day, making Bowling Green the pressed relief and bitter- last Ohio university to unionize. ness. Mark Ankney, interim presi- "I think that it's a shame dent for the officers to unionize, that it's taken this long for said campus police decided to him to leave this earth." unionize with the International said Betty Jo Pervis, sister Union of Police Associations be- of victim Patricia Ann Ma- cause of frustrations with current tusek. health care issues and the Uni- "Judgment Day has final- versity's budget situation. ly arrived for that sucker," "We were fed up with every- said retired police officer thing that was going on and de- Jack Wallenda, one of the cided to take action," Ankney first on the murder scene. said. "And he died an easy death Ankney said the officers be- ... he should have suffered a lieve the union would allow them lot more than he did." more input on career matters. Speck was pronounced "With the union we are under a dead, one day shy of his 50th contract and the administration birthday, at Silver Cross can't say 'this is what is best for Hospital, near the StateviUe you and this is the way it is going Correctional Center, where to be,'" Ankney said. "The union he had been held for nearly allows us to be more aware of 24 years, Corrections De- what is going on and gives us partment spokesperson Nic more input into our futures." Officers have contemplated the Howell said. move since June, when they first Pot deposit: met with a union organizer. KANKAKEE, HI. — Group efforts to unionize in the What's green and goes in past have failed, but Ankney said the bank? the University's budget situation A customer at First of helped the proposal pass this A Winter Wonderland Street near Eppler North on her way back to her dorm room to America Bank came up time. Braving the snow and wind, sophomore elementary education warm up before going to her next class. Today will be cool with a with an alternative answer high near 33. to that question Tuesday. D See Union, page 7. major Michelle Fleming walks Monday morning along Ridge And now he's facing a mis- demeanor charge of mari- juana possession. Kankakee Police said James R. Bridgewater, 32, Candlelight ceremony was carrying two white Burdened 911 bags from another bank when he stopped at First of America's drive-through facility. One bag contained lines put rape to honor slain women money, the other contained by Kimberly Larson rolling papers, three mari- human diversity reporter "It's to specifically remember the fourteen juana cigarettes and a small amount of marijuana women and to mourn them, and to mourn in a plastic bag. victim on hold Women for Women will sponsor any women who have been victimized in this a candlelight vigil tonight com- Lottery TOLEDO (AP) — The director of Lucas County's 911 emer- memorating the second anniver- way, or any other way." gency system said Thursday he doesn't plan to investigate why a sary of the murder of 14 women at woman couldn't reach an operator when she called about a man the University of Montreal. Lottery picks: breaking into her house. She later was raped. — Vilvi Vannak, Women for Women member CLEVELAND — Here are Thomas Bodi said there was little the 911 service could do be- According to Vilvi Vannak, a Thursday night's Ohio Lot- cause the woman hung up the telephone after she was put on member of the student group, the tery selections: hold. program will begin at 7 p.m. with said. floor cafeteria where he fired at Pick 3 Numbers: 3-5-1 "If she just wouldn't have hung^ up, we could've listened and an open discussion about wom- On Dec. 6, 1989, Marc Lepine students, causing three more Pick 4 Numbers: 5-7-6-6 given police her address," Bodi said. en's safety in general and on col- entered the engineering building women to be murdered. Cards: Seven of Hearts Police gave the following account of what happened: lege campuses. The forum will be of the University of Montreal car- "From the cafeteria, he went to Seven of Clubs A 23-year-old woman was alone in her bedroom Saturday be- in the Ohio Suite of the University rying two magazine gun clips, a third floor classroom," she Ace of Diamonds tween 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. when she heard someone trying to break Union and is open to the public. Vannak said. Lepine shot his first said. "He opened fire, jumped on of Spades into her house through a back door. victim, a university employee, in a desk and fired at all of the The Super Lotto jackpot is Fearing it was a burglar, the woman dialed 911. It rang three The outdoor candlelight vigil the first floor hallway with a se- women hiding beneath the desks. $8 million. times before she heard a recorded voice say: "You have reached will then begin at about 7:30 p.m. mi-automatic rifle, she said. Four more women were mur- 911. All of our operators are busy. Please stay on the line." dered there." The woman couldn't stay on the line because a man holding a in the University Oval, Vannak Weather gun walked into her bedroom. He pointed the gun at her and de- said. Lepine then proceeded to walk Vannak said that at this point, manded money. The woman gave the man a gold necklace. The into a classroom where he the man turned the gun on him- burglar then raped her. "The vigil actually has a dual ordered all of the men to leave. A self, pulled the trigger and shot Sunny and warmer: After the man left, the woman called 911 again. This time an function," Vannak said. "It's to woman tried to speak to Lepine. himself in the head. The entire Today, partly sunny and operator answered. specifically remember the 14 which upset him and prompted ordeal lasted no longer than 20 not as cold. High in the Bodi said no one answered the telephone when she called the women and to mourn them, and him to snoot and kill six women, minutes, she said. lower 30s. Winds becoming she said. south around 10 mph. To- first time because the five operators on duty were busy with to mourn any women who have night, partly cloudy with the other calls. He said 61 calls were made to 911 between 4 a.m. and been victimized in this way, or Vannak said the group decided 5 a.m. that day, and 11 of those callers also heard the recording any other way." at a Women For Women meeting low near 30. before talking to an operator. "He yelled to the women, "That's pretty busy for that period of time. We usually get 'You're all a bunch of ferninists, to hold the vigil in remembrance compiled from local and The murders occurred while and I hate feminists,'" Vannak of those 14 women, instead of wire reports maybe 25 to 30 calls then," he said. class was in session, and the only said. running the ads which they did people shot were women, Vannak She said Lepine went to the first last year. Opinion MATTHEW A. DANEMAN,EDITORIAI IDIIOK. 372-6966.

PACE TWO The BG News Friday, December 6, 1991 The BG News AN INDBPBNDBNT STUDIiNT VOICE FOUNDED IN JILI NOVAK 1920. EDITOR ).C. KOIILSTKANI) MlCHM.il li.VNKS PUBLISHED DAILY DURING run ACADEMIC YLAK AND MANAC.INt. IDIIOK CITY MIIIOK WEDNESDAYS DURING HIE SUMMER SESSION. JIHLMY STONI WLBIK LYNN M. CACIL 214 Weil HALL NRW4 BOTTOM ASSISI. MANAGING I.IV.IOK ROWLING ORBBN STATH UNIVERSITY IIOWLIKO OHHIIN, OHIO 434W-027O MATI SCHRODER MATTHEW A. OANKMAN SPORTS IDIIOK EDITORIAI. IDIIOK LOPYisioin 1991, The Bfl New* Ear to the ground... \KJe here at at E.A.R. Central have timized in any way. Starting at 7 p.m. V"devised (in coordination with in the Ohio Suite of the Union with a noted Swedish scientists) a way for discussion about women's safety, the you, the students, to enjoy a great, free candlelight vigil will follow in the vacation to some exotic land while suc- Union Oval. cessfully shirking all your responsibili- ties and duties here at home. With our Raise your consciousness a little specially-developed "Become the about half of the population. Attend. President of a Noted Institution Plan," $$$ you too can reap the benefits of being a bigwig in a high institution and getting Oh woe, where have all our childhood swell opportunities to slack, avoiding dreams gone? Thomas M. Machlay, a those tough decisions. Just look at the referee for results of our research: bouts, is suing wrestler "Wildfire" • President George Bush, United Tommy Rich and and Center Stage States of America — trips to South Theater in Atlanta. According to Mach- KVWiclg. America, Europe, the Far East, the lay, Rich wasn't "following the script" Middle East ana the Soviet Union. Dur- of the bout when he tripped Machlay ing the War with Iraq, made a point of and broke his neck. taking prolonged golf-and-boating va- cations in Kennebunkport, Maine. Script — for professional wrestling?! Ernest's Excellent Adventure • President Paul Olscamp, Bowling What the heck?! Next thing you know, Check those hellacious holiday films, cinema beats! Green State University — trips to they'll be saying the Hulkster takes Japan and Chile. During the state bud- steroids. Lies, all of them! pitiful child's appearance for the a Nietzchian Superman-like rest of his sad, pointless life, murderer who, in preparation for get crunch, made a point of taking a m CONNELL making it impossible for him to this stunning performance, four-month paid sabbatical. get a real job, until he's forced to gained 233 pounds and killed nine This package is available for a lim- Man, you want proof times are tough find work m a traveling carnival innocent people. This film has it ited time only. Order now, in time for in these recession-plagued era? Evan- BARRETT as " Leatherface" and "The Kid all: violence, death, and shocks our special Spring Break package (be- gelist Oral Roberts has appealed to Who Got His Face Burnt Off By that may very well affect your Hot Eggnog," heaving him into mental health for YEARS to come a minor vice president and go to each of the 1 million members of his such a vortex of depression and come. Take the kids on Christmas South Padre Island). "special mailing list," saying he needs despondency that he decides to Eve! Grade: A (sex,people driv- $$$ $500 million to keep him, presumably, end his cruel existence by thrust- ing without seatbelts, several from being called home by the Lord ing his repulsive, disfigured, de- uses of the word "breast" in Another senseless act of violence once again. mented dome into that same mixed company). against women. The act polarizes pub- Thing is, in 1987, Roberts only needed Yes, the Christmas Season has wood-burning stove. • Star Trek VI: The Un- lic opinion and for days, talk is full of $8 million of protection from the Grim fallen upon us with all the subt- discovered Country (General lety of a drunken senator. And the What better time to see a Motors): Kirk is back, along with how the rules of society hold a double Reaper's icy clutches. Don't you see, various signs of Yule (whatever Christmas movie? Bones, Spock, Sulu, Scottie, standard over women. Then everyone God has upped the ante. Must be short the helltnaf is) are all around us, So, without further adieu Cubby, Annette, and of course, ; forgets. of cash after the spending excesses of whether we like it or not. Just (French for "adios"), let's take a Jerry Mathers as "The Beaver." • Women for Women want to remind, the 1980s. Wonder if God'll sell off the look around. look at this year's crop of holiday The gang sets out on a mission in !j instead. Tonight, the organization is Vatican, like Trump and all his stuff. flicks, all of which were filmed in which they have to accomplish Soft, white flakes of holiday joy glorious technicolor! something, meet certain obsta- i sponsoring a candlelight vigil in com- About Oral Roberts, if God needs that fall gently atop a log cabin. • Highlander 2 (20th Century cles along the way, overcome ! memoration of not only the 14 women much cash to keep Roberts going, Sweet, tangy eggnog brims Fox): Sean Connery is back as those obstacles, and eventually killed at the University of Montreal in hopefully the Holy Accountants can anxiously on an old fashioned secret agent 007, James Bond, in win out without anyone in the 1989, but all women who have been vic- write Roberts off, if they can't sell him. wood-burning stove, waiting for this slam-bam, non-stop action main cast biting the dust. Word is warm-hearted, precocious tod- sequel to Goldfinger. Here's the that this will be absolutely the dlers to share in its milky taste. chance for all you who didn't see final Star Trek, once and for all, the first film to not see the sec- no kidding, until they make an- Those soft, white flakes of holi- ond. Grade: D (profanity, vio- other one. Look for a special day joy amass into several tons of lence, highlanding). cameo appearance by Gary Food Op does cost v. cod boogie overpowering weight, forcing the Coleman as a danish. Grade: AB "It's just cheaper to go to the verware and cleans uniforms and shoddy, termite-infested wooden • An American Tall: Flevel NegaUve (sex, lies, and video- supermarket," said Anthony Pol- towels. A nickel pays for general roof to come tumbling violenUy to Goes West (Universal Studios): tape) ing, a music major. supplies such as soap, cleaning the earth, causing hundreds of Fievel, a small Russian immi- • For the Boys (National Re- "'It's my money, and it's kind of agents and paper products. Six thousands of dollars in property grant mouse who (get this!) cord Mart): Bette Midler and STEVE a waste, said freshman Jeff cents makes its trip to the bursar , not to mention the un- TALKS, takes part on yet more James Caan star in this comedy- BARCDILL Botos. and business offices to cover necessary death of dozens. adventure, this time a rousing musical-futuristic western-World "It's hard to find a meal under other adminsitrative charges. journey across the Old West; but War I documentary-sports bio- four bucks. I iust went to Taco Then the three cents left over That sweet, tangy eggnog the film is cut disappointingly graphy-surrealistic black Bell and bought eight tacos for takes care of the National Merit brimming anxiously is left on the drama; it's supposed to be a pret- g Scholarship Assessment. short when our protagonist is under four dollars. That's about wood-burning stove, unattended swooped up and devoured by a ty big runaway, blockbuster two meals," said David Ross, a If you want cheaper prices, by a negligent, alcoholic, com- giant singing owl (the voice of smash, but I havn't seen it, and it freshman. "People don't have you've got to "make the food of pletely dysfunctional deadbeat Mike Tyson). Look for the sequel: probably blows. Grade: F- (Bette much money, so they have no- lesser quality, cut wages or fire uncle who's too busy watching An American Tail: Fievel Dies naked in shower with several Ma- One day, my friends and I hap- where else to go except the cam- someone," said Kathy Kelly, a "The Andy Williams 1991 Christ- and Burns in Hell. Overall, a rines). Sned to be sitting around one of pus food places. It's like a trap." senior economics major. "That'd mas Special Featuring Flip Wil- beautiful story. Grade: C Well, that does it for this week. e many tables in one of the "I think they [the food prices] be bad for everyone." son and Santa's Ail-Star Nude (graphic sex, full-frontal lem- Any questions or comments? many cafeterias on campus. We are too high," said Jane Schimpf, Kelly's right. If you made the Rockettes" to keep an eye on the ming nudity, profanity). Keep them to yourself. were all in a generally good mood director of University Food food any worse, more students boiling beverage, not even realiz- until we'd bought our food. We Operations. "Certainly, we would would start complaining about ing this fiery death juice has • Cape Fear (Shoebox Enter- had some nasty complaints about like to see them lower than they the quality. If you cut wages, em- boiled to a temperature well into tainment-A Tiny Little Division Connell Barrett writes a weekly the cost, and we ail agreed that are, but. based on our budget, ployees would complain that they five figures, oozing out of the pot, of Hallmark): Martin Scorsese column for The BG News, good-' something must be done. They that's what we have to charge. aren't getting paid enough. The falling directly upon the head of ness knows exactly why, but he looked to me and said, "Write a Basically, the dining halls are a problem with firing people needs little Timmy, a year-old infant, no explanation. (Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Cin- does. He also has nothing against column on it." Thus, this is the break-even operation." scalding the poor lad's cherubic derella ) tackles an entirely new Bette Midler, accept that, in cer- ■ result of our conversation. It's not For every dollar a student face and causing severe scars Senre (pronounced, "ien-ree"): tain light, she looks like a big fat about the quantity of food. It's not spends only 33 cents goes to the What's the answer to lowering that will permanently dement the le thriller. Robert DeNiro plays duck. about the quality of food. Though actual cost of the food item. the food prices, then? Right at those do factor into the equation, Where does the rest of the dollar this moment in the debate, we've Jim's Journal the main priority is to address the go, then? got to live with the prices. Food -by Jim issue of food prices. I shall exam- Twenty cents enters the pock- Op is doing the best they can. I ine the students' point of view ets of the full-time labor staff. like what a good friend of mine, A **f•** •* tb« fc*tk s*ioVWMWJ£ along with the current budget Fifteen cents is destined for the Mike McDowell, had to say. He TTf ,*) +• b«rr«w demands placed upon Food hands of the student employees. told me at first glance: "They rip T1 n«v*$ -for » into *»•*»»» ««* 4* be sv>*+ hie* Operations. Nine cents covers insurance, you off here. But for next semes- While +««io.f- co«t,«ifctckwi*t "They [the food prices] are too workers' compensation, hospita- ter, I'm planning on getting the high. That's not a real flashy an- Lization and other such necessi- minimum food plan and buying Ml** %»$•*«*• swer, but that's how I feel," said ties. Three cents rents out the groceries as well. I'll be balanc- Ryan Greene, a worker at the kitchen and dining room space. ing it out and spending a little less Galley. Another three cents pays for utili- money." "I think they're rather out- ties. Only one penny of that dollar rageous. The prices don't reflect Soes toward the maintenance of Steve Bargdill is a freshman the actual price of food," said le facilities. An additional two from New Knoxville, Ohio, and a journalism major Mark DeChant. cents purchases china and sil- columnist for The News. THE BG NEWS STAFF

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Faces In The Crowd TIPS FOR CONSUMERS By Richard T. Eppstein, President Has Magic Johnson's AIDS relevation changed your sexual attitudes and actions? The Better Business Bureau* Hlll,»»h-.h»a,» ■lirt«il.WM«»mi Thv BG Mem/Karen Bender Giving to Charities Holiday time is a time for giving to friends, family and — for many of us — to charities. We all want to help those less fortunate than our- selves. But you need to be careful; some mail-order charity appeals are not what they appear to be. One of the biggest tasks that we at the Better Business Bureau have is to "rate" charities. This means that Bowling Green folks can call our office at 1-800-4724130 and ask for details on the charities that have written or phoned to ask for contributions. In addition, we put out lists of both local and national charities which are free upon request. Did you know, for example, that there are scores of charitieswhich all claim to help "fight cancer?" Or that tell you they "help the home- less?" Or the "orphans" or "veterans?" Are they all legitimate? Sadly, the answer is "no." Although the appeals we get in the mail may sound wonderful, you should know that many of these outfits Jen Morse, junior social work Tammy Zlno, sophomore Lisa Everhart, senior devel- Todd Erickson, junior business spend far more on soliciting and their own salaries than they ever major from East Liverpool, Ohio. French secondary education opmental handicapped elementa- major from North Olmstead, spend on the victims of cancer or the homeless. This means that, for I feel that Magic Johnson's di- major from East Canton, Ohio. ry education major from Patas- Ohio. every dollar you donate, less than 50 cents ever goes to help anyone. agnosis of HIV positive has Yes. Seeing someone so popu- kala.Ohio. Yes. It made me rethink the Some so-called "charities" even refuse our requests to provide finan- caused much more awareness in lar and in touch with society Although it hasn't affected me fact that it can happen to anyone. cial information so donors can make an informed decision. our society. Seeing someone who made me realize that it does not personally in my sexual life, it It made me realize that AIDS is a What about those telephone calls to help "the children" by buying is as well known as Johnson has only happen to an elite group but has brought to my attention the factor in our society. tickets to a local show? We need to make sure that you understand increased my awareness and it can happen to anyone. great importance of practicing many of these callers are paid, professional fund raisers. They are hopefully the population's know- safe sex, using condoms and edu- working for a promotion company and receive a commission from ledge. You can never be too care- cating our young. Only through your donation. Often the local club or charity that you thought you ful. Magic Johnson's misfortune has were helping may end up with less than 20 percent of the this become so publicized. I think proceeds...and the "show" can sometimes be a big disappointment. this has been an issue way before They may often mislead you by claiming your ticket purchase is "de- this! ductable," when this may not be true. We suggest you ask the caller two questions: 1) Are you a paid fund raiser? 2) What percentage of my money will go the local club/charity? Catching up with society's alarm clock I'm not knocking charities; we are firm believers in giving dona- tions to worthy groups. But you can also help in other ways. One Wes- other jobs. No greeks = no Greek I've never even met you who will only be here for four or ton lady helps by calling local charities to see what they need. She five years. GUEST COLUMN Life! So what could I have done then calls friends to find household goods, clothing, appliances and • I'm not going out on a limb on • To our wonderful police force toys which can help. You can also volunteer to pool contributions with this one. Yes, racism does exist Chorus: here in Bowling Green and on friends and neighbors. Many charities seek donated food items like on this campus and it is a prob- I don't understand what campus, I must give a deserving canned goods, so you can help organize a food drive in your neighbor- lem. But does it help to search for Makes a man hate another man round of "Ha Ha s." Let's look at hood or church. Chad Luckner it or twist many situations into Help me understand arresting students for not having With resources so limited, every donor needs to be sure that he gives Junior racist battles? There are many a light on their bicycles, and by wisely. If you have questions, call the Northwestern Ohio Better Busi- IPCO changes that need to be made and People are people an off-duty officer at that. Get ness Bureau, or write us at: 425 Jefferson Ave., #909, Toledo, Ohio those changes have to come from So why should it be real and get a life! Why aren't 43604. Our office serves Bowling Green and all of Wood County. • All right, everybody, I think both sides. President of Black That you and I there any minority officers? I'm it's time we take a look at our- Greek Council Tonia Simmons Should get along so awfully sure there has to be a minority selves and our society. Every- wanted to know why people didn't somewhere willing to come to shut! or students, then quit. where we go, especially here at go to the Board of Black Cultural Now you're punching Bowling Green to De an officer, • Faculty, you should be happy the University, there are rules for Affairs office. My question is, And you're kicking but I could be wrong. It was also a that the University is renovating I know this hasn't been wonder- rules. Maybe this is because why did you constantly walk out And you're shouting at me good thing that the University two buildings (soon a third), a fully positive, but the majority everyone is so damn "sue- on other meetings? Specifically, I'm relying on your common spent the money to have officers whole new intramural complex is need to be slapped in the face. happy." Everyone wants to sue President Olscamp's forum. And decency from Dayton come up and teach getting built, the police force Let's all just try to understand the next person or organization why, when other people — no, our cops how to ride bikes, espe- received electronic ticket and repsect each other a little for some insignifigant reason, so better yet — when student So far it hasn't surfaced cially down those steps. We know writers, Olscamp gets four more. Communication is the key, rules and regulations have to be leaders like Mike Sears try to talk But I'm sure it exists there are so many places that months' paid leave and you're not people. JFK is dead, the Vietnam made to protect ourselves. Stu- to you, do you keep that "you It just takes a while to travel could happen. Speaking of the Bi- getting raises. War is over and slavery has been dents, we can thank our parents' don't understand" attitude and from your head to your fist cycle-Peddling Patrol, where are It's good to know that with the abolished for a long time —let generation for that. refuse to listen to reason? they? I've never seen one. Oh, but budget cuts the money is going to them go. Live in the present. • Greek Life needs to lighten up I would like to everyone to re- • Student organizations like that could be because I. like the good causes. Oh. and about those a little bit. but I could be call the words to "People Are USG, IFC and Panhel are merely rest of the students, walk across evaluation booklets, if you don't Everyone has a clean slate and a wrong...NOT! It's great and People" by Depeche Mode: toys of the administration. They - campus the way the administra- like the results, then learn to fresh start. My goal is just to wonderful that our Greek Life is So we're different colors re there to make students feel as tion wants us to — with our eyes teach. If you don't like teaching make people think a bit. being modeled across the nation, And we're different breeds if they have a say in what goes on and if your goal is to end the And different people in the University. 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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6 & SATURDAY. DECEMBER 7 "4 $1.50 admission Eva Marie Saint Theatre 7:30, 9:45 & Midnight iiiHHMtiimiimiiihiii' Bl ■■■■■■ ■■ ■■■■■■™ X National PAGE FOUR Hie BG News Friday, December 6, 1991 Smith's accuser grilled by defense A lleged victim breaks down on stand after asked about details of encounter WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) did call the charges "damnable chokingly. But in a statement on April 1, — William Kennedy Smith's ac- lies." Black asked if she wanted to "I was yelling, 'No!' and 'Stop!' and he the woman said she may have cuser shook her finger at him in "Didn't he say the charge of take a break and she replied: taken them off inside the Ken- court Thursday and said she told rape was a damnable lie?" Black "This has been a nightmare for slammed me back in the ground and then, nedy house before going for a police he raped her because, "I asked. me.... I want to get this over." walk on the beach and at another don't want to be responsible for "I'm the person he raped," the Black then asked Judge I.upo and then he pushed my dress up and he raped point she was heard saying she him doing it to someone else." woman snapped. for a recess, and the judge me. And I thought he was going to kill me." might have taken them off in car. The remark, which came in re- "Isn't it a fact he said that be- ordered that the regular 20-min- Black used her answers today sponse to a prosecutor's question, cause it wasn't true?" asked ute midmorning break start and in earlier statements to say drew an objection from the de- Black. early. —woman accusing William Smith of rape that the woman didn't know she fense and Circuit Judge Mary The woman glared at Black and The woman says Smith, a was going to walk on the beach I.upo then ordered jurors to dis- said hotly: "Your client raped 31-year-old nephew of Sen. Ed- when she left her car. regard it. me!" ward Kennedy, tackled and raped testified Wednesday. "He was an fingers. "So it had to be for some other The dramatic statement came As he left the courthouse, Smith her on the lawn of the Kennedy intelligent man. He had done Under cross-examination, the reason that you took the panty- near the end of a grueling day in was asked if he thought the wom- family's Palm Beach estate nothing suggestive. I had no fear woman admitted having prob- hose off," Black said. which the woman wept uncontrol- an had convinced the jury. March 30. He acknowledges a of him. It was a nice night." lems remembering details of the He also asked her about kissing lably at times during nearly five "We'll find out," he said. sexual encounter but says it was Later, after she declined an in- night, saying: "I have memory Smith on the beach and about a hours of cross-examination that Black questioned the 30-year- consensual. The charges against vitation to go swimming and was lapses... because I was raped.'' statement she made to police that featured questions about intimate old woman with a series of ques- him could bring 44 years in climbing stairs that led from the At today's session, Black she hoped when she went inside sexual details. tions about her pantyhose, which prison. beach, he grabbed her leg, she played audiotapes of the woman's the Kennedy mansion that Smith "Everybody in the world knows were found in her car after the al- The woman took the stand testified, breaking into tears. swom statements to Palm Beach was going to ask her for her tele- what happened to me," she cried. leged rape. Wednesday afternoon, telling She said she screamed and police in the first days after she phone number. "How am I going to let my In his questioning, he both high- Srosecutor Moira Lasch that tried to fight him off, but he accused Smith, where she dis- She had testified that when she daughter grow up? lighted apparent memory lapses mith made a shocking trans- slammed his body on top of hers cussed the pantyhose. At one told Smith afterward she was go- "What he did to me was and suggested she removed the formation from a nice medical and said, "Stop it, bitch!" point, she said, "I don't re- ing to call police, Smith respond- wrong," she said. "I don't want to black Givenchy pantyhose seduc- student into a brute. "I was yelling, 'No!' and member taking them off." • ed, "Nobody's going to believe live the rest of my life in fear of tively as Smith watched. And at She said she gave Smith a ride 'Stop!'" she said, "and he "Isn't it true that you took your i you." that man and I don't want to be one point, she broke down when home from the trendy disco slammed me back in the ground pantyhose off in the car?" Black To protect the woman's iden- responsible for him doing it to he asked her if Smith was "able where they met and accepted his and then, and then he pushed my asked, and the woman replied she . tity, her face was blotted out on someone else." to maintain an erection." offer to go inside to see the man- dress up and he raped me. And I didn't remember, adding later: TV broadcasts. Today, the blot Defense lawyer Roy Black said "Why do you have to ask me sion. thought he was going to kill me," "It would be practically impossi- was larger, obscuring her hair as Smith hadn't called her a liar but questions like that?" she said, "I enjoyed his company," she she said, wiping Tier eyes with her ble to do in my car." well as her face. Bush aims to bolster economy Skinner named to replace by Tom Raum The Associated Press preserving the spirit and the integrity of the fund- ing process," he said. Bush said the faltering economy "presents a Sununu as chief of staff WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush, saying very difficult challenge." he wants to help "get this country back on its "People are out of work and we need to get this feet," said Thursday he's speeding up some $9.7 country back on its feet, people back on the job," by Terence Hunt eral chairperson, pollster Robert time when the nation's economy The Associated Press Teeter as campaign chairperson, represents a difficult challenge." billion in various government payments and bene- Bush said. charged with plotting strategy, He said the economy is "slug- fits to help spur the economy. and businessperson Fred Malek gish at best. Yes, people are out The president has been under increasing criti- WASHINGTON (AP) - Presi- as campaign manager, responsi- of work and we need to get this He indicated that his actions, which do not re- cism for inaction on the economy, and Thursday's dent Bush Thursday named ble for the nuts-and-bolts opera- country back on its feet." quire legislation, would make money available move appeared to be an effort to show that he was Transportation Secretary Sam tion of the re-election drive. Bush said Skinner also would earlier than originally planned. giving the matter his attention. Skinner to replace John Sununu Bush's poll ratings have fallen coordinate activities between the "This shot in the arm includes government pro- "There is no question that this economy is slug- as White House chief of staff and sharply in recent months as the White House and re-election grams in agriculture, in housing, defense, trans- gish at best. And we want to see it turned around. I unveiled the r economy has weakened — includ- campaign, and would do an "out- portation, commerce and general services," Bush nope these steps Thursday will have some effect on high command ing Thursday's report of a sharp standing job for me and the coun- said at a news conference. it." for a re-election rise in jobless claims —and he try." "These are programs for which funds have The president reiterated that he would make campaign that has been buffeted by criticism Also tapped for key campaign already been appropriated and where we can major new economic proposals in his State of the looks tougher from Republicans as well as roles were Mary Matalin, chief of spend the money now instead of later, while Union address in late January. than it did a few Democrats for appearing inde- staff of the Republican National months ago. cisive on domestic issues. Committee, who will join the In Skinner, In addition, former Ku Klux campaign full-time as a senior Bush picked a Klan official David Duke an- official, and GOP consultant long-time polit- nounced plans on Wednesday to Charles Black as a senior ad- ical supporter run in Republican primaries viser. and a former Bush against Bush, and conservative Bush said he expected his aides federal prosecutor to replace the commentator Patrick Buchanan to draft a plan for him over the abrasive Sununu, who resigned also is expected to announce next several weeks, and he would on Tuesday after months of con- plans for a campaign to deny the be making a formal re-election troversy. president nomination to a second announcement in January. For his re-election campaign, term. Bush did not name Cabinet re- Bush named Commerce Secre- Bush said, "Sam Skinner takes Elacements for Skinner or Mos- tary Robert Mosbacher as gen- over as a firm right hand at a acher. Do Your ParL.RECYCLE! Alpha Phi Tangled in the Tinsel' Stephanie Reichert & Mike t.udman Jodi Rogers A Richard Brandenburg Lori Case and Keith Goodrich Heather Cain and Scott Lanlz December 7, 1991 Tracy Musocky and Jim Michelle Jacob and Michael Kwiatkowski Holly Sims and Jon Hess Colleen Johnson and Eddie Szabo Shannon Anderson and John Drosos Heather Auble and Brian Levine Kendra & Chris Heidi & Rob Jenny ft Jay Kristi Heck and Jason Hyde Amy Hoy and Eric Giesecke Denise & Matt Francey & Drew Mindy ft Brooks Laurie Mc Murray and Mike May Sandi Bielanski and Rick McGonigal Stephanie & Dave Neela & Jody Amy ft Steve Julie VanMeter and Steve C/ine Maggie Wickert and Matt Kirbabas Jen Peters and Bryan Moore Amy O'Neal and Marc McCormick Aun & Matt Tracl & who knew Devry ft Bill Amy Slatt and Pete Reilly Amy Hole and Malt Caldwell Mikie & Aaron Marcia & Steve Kim ft Jetf Suzanne Merrick and Jonathan Eilen Natalie Davis and Ryan Williams Melissa Chester and Chris Goodwin Jennifer Purdy and Tony Mundo Kristi & Demon Drop Jenny ft Kit Heather ft Brian Amy Eden and Jim Duxbury Jenny Sheaffer and Jevon Smalley Elizabeth & Dan Jodi & John John ft Jodi Mindy Wickert and Kevin Todd Wendy Blank and Mike Poitinger Jill & Phill Lisa & Bret Wendy ft Jeff Anne Sims and Carlton Hasseiback Amy Martz and Matthew Burns Kimberly Cow/er and Mike Moraw Amy Ebel and Buddy Peet Brina & Bob Maureen & Mike Chris ft Ray Julie White and Chris Cartmell Ursula Kamath and Nico Cottone Karen & Nathan Souter ft Tonto Sarah ft God again! Rachel Costanzo and Denny Petty Holly Johnson and Brian Berning Gretchen Hedda and Kevin Telepo Jen Spencer and Aaron Buerk Molly & Danny Lori ft Brett Jenny ft Greg Jenn Berry and Jill Adleta NancyAerni and Marc Slrabic Julie & Jon Jodie ft Scott Jen ft Dave Hope Goodwind and David Goebelbecker Angie Hoover and Matt Chesher Cher ft Brian Bushy Box ft Boxy Bush Jessica Bickley and Brett Helf Jennifer Beroy and Dale Pratt Maria & Tom Shannon Griffin and Grey Secord Dawn Harlman and Reed Parks Heather & Sebastian Lisa ft Mike Lara ft Joe Molly Gray and Eric Watson Heather and Eric Hovanic Jill ft Matt Donnle ft Marie Kim ft Hilljack from Hell *•: Ellen and Sid Angie Habegger and Joe Nunner Alice AandSleve Penny and Bender Stephanie & David Cherlta ft Mike Tlffnay ft John Carla and JC Nicky A John Elizabeth & John Andrea ft Roger Mindy ft Todd Emily Bohardt and Brian Acklin Chris Schulte and Glenn Evans Stacey ft Steve Betsey ft Andy Lora Bauler and Jamie Loehrke Stacy Loehrke and Joe Krill Kathleen & Pete Jen Belfer and Malt Havens Jenii and Dale Megan & Chad Shannon ft Mike Michelle ft Tim Katie Schultz and Jay Rottinghaus Lynn Rozzo and Mike Teknipp Sue ft Andy Lauren ft Mistletoe Matt Kim Root and Jeff Easterday Kelly & Lance Vicki Franch and John Thurow Jolly Julie ft Peppermint Jenica Dickinson and Tom Mignogna Diane Prohaska and Steve Rank Annie & Doug Pizza ft Shl-As Victoria Clark and Dave Slubblebine Lara Schneider and Jarrod Tudor Carrie ft Qino Julz ft Jim from 'the Rock' Renee Weis and James Allen Cyndi Rengerl and Max Myers Karri ft Brian Kristi ft The guy with a Jennifer ft Scott-my huge wallet 'average' date Libby ft Jim Kim ft Chris 5i#:*i#i#:*i*:*i*i Local ig Our Our £ PAGE FIVE The BG News Friday, December 6, 1991 |20th 20tlf jjg Anniversary Anniversary^ I* Reporter rides narcotics beat S(T O* « N.W. OHIO'S LARGEST SELECTION * Friday nights described as '90 percent boredom and 10percent hell' OF COMPACT DISCS! S by Jackie Rosepal s D.SIIIIUIIB «T IIIIIIIIMIIII ■>I","U"° police reporter clerks who sold the alcohoT to see "Basically we just drive around and wait for • if they checked identification. . Stops were made at such places the unexpected to happen." i I've been beaten, kicked, lied as JT's Carry-Out, 531 Ridge St.; to, cussed at, swindled, taken ad- Dairy Mart, 425 E. Wooster St.; "Yesteryear's Hits at Yesterdays Prices" «kv vantage of, and laughed at, but BG Drive-Thru, 780 S. College 'Bob, ' an undercover police officer |g the only reason I hang around this Dr.; and M.T. Mugs Carry-Out, SOUNDSAVERS place is to see what happens next. 1414 E. Wooster St. At JT's, one student was seen m a file book used for training bar quickly refrained. This is a quote that not only walking into the store while his employees on how to recognize a The subject apprehended was hangs in the office of Bowling friend remained outside. Bob false identification card. read his rights and transported $SAVE $$$ Green's undercover narcotics recognized this as a suspicious State identification cards now downtown for questioning. officer, (who, due to the nature of situation and checked the stu- contain a hologram on the birth He was charged with underage > his job, will be refered to as Bob dents' identification to find out if date inside of the card that turns drinking and released with the throughout this story) but also they were both of age. black if the card is tampered understanding that he would be WITH COUPONS sits in his mind as he rides the with, he said. visited again by the "friendly E streets of BG. Often times a person who is Although the majority of the police" with questions regarding underage will wait outside while night was quiet, there was a little the other subjects involved and DO Bob handles all drug, felony the of-age person goes into the excitement. connections to where the drugs and general cases involving long store to buy the alcohol for the Upon entering the back door of had been purchased. term investigations, but in the life person waiting outside, Bob said. Goodtymes Pub, a tall male sub- Bob and I took one more ride to of a undercover officer he claims All of the stores observed did ject was observed standing in be- the site of the incident to search there is no such thing as a typical check customers for identifica- tween two buildings that lead to for evidence with no luck. We also night on the job. tion before alcohol sales were an alley. took a quick walk through Good- Something different happens made. Bob and I approached the sub- tymes bar. The result — nothing. every day," Bob said. "Ninety City bars such as Easy street, ject, who at that time appeared to Bob said alcohol is not the only percent of the night is boredom Photographs, Downtown, and become very nervous. drug he comes up against in his while 10 percent is pure hell. Goodtymes Pub were also ob- Behind him were four or five job. "Basically, we just drive served for underage drinkers. other males who appeared to be around and wait for the unex- smoking something out of a pipe. Although it may appear to be a pected to happen." The majority of the bars are Bob grabbed as many of the controlled college town, Bowling conscious in dealing with the males as he could, but four of the Green is known as the courier The BG News recently experi- police to keep underage drinking males escaped while Bob held on connection line for transporting enced a Friday night from the controlled. Bob said. This year, to the subject who was holding drugs, specifically crack between police's point of view to see what many of the false identification thepipe. Detriot, Dayton and Toledo to Bob was talking about. cards were apprehended from The four subjects who escaped Lima. The 90 percent boredom rule patrons of Howards Club H, 210 did stop when they aproacned "Although the highway patrol held true tor the first half of the N. Main St. me, [they must have thought I makes most of the arrests on the night. Bob said he has more than 70 was also an undercover officer] courier line, we get the less mo- The majority of the night was false identification cards that unsure as to how I should have bile group selling drugs from focused on maintaining the drink- were used as recently as this se- reacted. I considered stopping their houses or apartments," Bob ing age law by checking identifi- mester. the subjects bv tripping them, but said. cation of suspicious-looking sub- All of the false identification jects, as well as watching sales cards that Bob collects remain in Police blotter Give ■A student reported she was textbook was stolen Wednesday struck by another person Thurs- night. The student left his book- day morning. The student report- bag unattended for a few minutes edly took a parking space that and the book was missing when apparently the other person had he returned, police said. The book another Christmas. to park in, police was valued at $46, police said. said. The student reported being struck in the back by the other ■The theft of a 1982 Chevrolet person when she was putting Camaro from University Lot 12 money in the parking meter. No was reported Wednesday after- Give blood. charges had been filed, police noon, police said. said. ■University police recovered a ■ A textbook was stolen vehicle reported stolen from Wednesday night when the owner Michigan Wednesday afternoon. CONGRATULATIONS left it unattended for a short time, Several items inside the vehicle TO THE NEW police said. had been stolen from other areas ■Another student reported his of the state, police said. INITIATES OF NATIONAL After a brisk morning jog, enjoy a copy of The BG News RESIDENCE HALL HONORARY:

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Friday, December 6, 1991 The BG News PAGE SIX Bentz boys share room, life being identical twins by Doug Baker boring," Bob said. "Even as a some say Bob is the forward general assignment reporter senior, being isolated has never one." seemed fun. The Bentzes said they used to The Bentz brothers are alike in beat on each other in their In 1969, John and Bob Bentz more ways than appearance. younger years just like ordinary lived the first of 22 years together "We are both going out with siblings. in the same room. girls named Amy, said Bob, who "Boo slammed a door once They were just newborns at the is eight minutes older than John. when I was chasing him and the time, but the experience set a "It can get kind of confusing at door bounced back and split my Eattorn which has followed the times." lip and I had to get stitches." rothers their entire lives. "We listen to a lot of the same John said. "That's one of the only The Bentzes are identical twins type of music, that type of thing," times he drew blood." from Tiffin, Ohio, who have lived John said. "We did everything together in Darrow Hall's room together in high school. We were John equates most of the fights 435 for the past nine semesters. both in choir and the Boy Scouts, between the two brothers to fights "We are 22 now, so we've lived for example." between a married couple. together 22 years," Bob said. It's not a new situation for the "We usually fight about little One of the first questions that Bentz brothers, who have been things like decorating," he said. the Bentzes get asked is why mistaken for each other all their "It's never anything major." would they want to live together lives. for their entire college lives. "Our mom dressed us in the Bob will graduate in December According to John, it was a same clothes until the third with a degree in elementary edu- marriage of convenience and e- grade," John said. cation, but John must stay at the conomics at first. "They separated pictures of us University to work toward his de- "It was easier and we knew in the yearbook so that people gree in outdoor recreation. what we were getting into," John wouldn't think they just dupli- said. "We've got a lot of the same cated the picture," Bob said. "This will be the most we have stuff." But not all aspects of the Bent- ever been apart," Bob said. The Bentzes soon became ad- zes' lives are identical. The Bentzes said they have no dicted to the friendships they had "I can't stand tomatoes, he eats plans to live together in the fu- made in the dorms. tomatoes," John said. "Every- ture, but, Bob said, at this time, "Apartments to us sounded body says I'm so mellow and nothing can be ruled out. f I'M :::::::::x:::x:::::x::::::::>::S::::x::S:S:S:!:S:::::::::::::^x:::::x;:i:i:i:!:i: WttW::;::::::^^ 1

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R | University Lutheran Chapel | To participate in the next SPet's Qet (Acquainted 1124 East Wooster 352-5101 Sunday Worship 10:30am | | Church Directory page, 749 Wintergarden Road Bowling Green, OH 43402 § A STUDENT CONGREGATION You are warmly invited to (419) 352-0417 Sponsored by Lutherans our Christ mas cantata and contact: Shari Riffle Rev. Ken Young I OPEN TO EVERYONE hymns foHowtdS refresh- Pastor >:J ments this Sunday, Dec. 8. CZttd f::*:::™:::^^^ 372-2605 Church of the Nazarene Are you interested in your spirituality? Janice & Alan Duce, Pastors Maranatha! Community Church* St. Aloysius Catholic Church 1015 Revere Drive 353-8781 | Sunday School 10:00 a.m. Corner of South Summit & Clough 85 Worship 11:00 a.m. Sundays: 9:15 a.m. Fellowship/Study I 352-4195 10:30 a.m Worship. 6:00 p.m. Family Fellowship Sunday Evening 6:00 p.m. Wednesday: 7:00 p.m. Indepth Bible Study 8 Cadet Club S Saturday Worship - 5:30 p.m. 1 (age 4 - 6th grade) Wednesday Bible Study 7:00p.m. j:i: Saturday Sacrament Penance - 4:00 p.m. * A Missionary Church seeking to serve and I Sunday Morning Worship - 8:00 a.m., 10:00 a.m., 12 noonp 'Rides Available call 352-2289 giving you a place to serve. BBBS8BBiBBBaB8880000QOOOOOOQflOOOOO.IVlJllVl4Vinfl^^ 1 St. Mark's Lutheran Church Seventh - Day Adventist Church Catholic? 331 South Enterprise, Bowling Green Join us at St. Thomas More, 315 S. College Saturday 9:15 a.m. - 12 noon your University Parish. Worship: 8:30am, 11:00am I Sunday School: 9:45am "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge."?: 1991 . 1993 1 Hosea 4:6 -4 Saturday 5:00 p.m. Senior Pastor Edward G. Walden "Come worship as Jesus did; in spirit and truth." i Sunday 10:00 a.m. Bart R. Muller John 4:23 11:30 p.m. 7:00 p.m. li/e want to matt you feet wttcomt in CJOJs fantilu. Join us on the Lord's true Sabbath day. St. Thorn.. Mora University Pariah 425 Thuishn. PO Box 677 Bowling Green. OH 43402 - Phone (419) 352-75S5 : Sunday School Village View Church of Christ Worship -10 30 am 801 W. Poe Rd., Bowling Green 352-0371 /Minister Gary B. Double 1 Pastor, Dr. Jim Stewart Sunday School - 9:30 a.m. / text (church 2Jjitrector Sunday Morning Worship - 10:30 a.m. Trinity United Methodist Church Sunday Evening Worship - 6:30 p.m. rner Court & Summit Bowling Green, Ohio $ Midweek Bible Study - Wednesday 7:00 p.m. January 24,1992 Phone 353-9031 Youth Meeting (all ages) - Wednesday 6:45 p.m. "Restoring the Church of the New Testament EVERYONE WELCOME „ the New Testament way." *y-x:::*:#:¥ff##ftlft%^^ '®mxmmtmm £:•:•:?:% Friday, December 6, 1991 The BG News PAGE SEVEN Organizations deliver hope to less-fortunate by Christina Wise students will also costume themselves as Santa's social services reporter elves and Polaroid pictures will be taken of the children on Santa's lap. There will also be a Christmas tree with presents Not everyone in Wood County is experiencing a under it for the children. joyful holiday season. Beth Hartel, a social work major in the class, But some Universitygroups are doing their part said the event has been made possible through do- to help restore a little Christmas spirit for families nations from several University organizations with financial need. such as the Honor Student Association. One of the organizations is Mortar Board, the national honorary for seniors based on schol- Sponsored by the Salvation Army and coordinat- arship, leadership and service. ed By University YMCA is the Angel Tree which In conjunction with the University of Toledo's will continue through Dec. 20. chapter, Mortar Board is coordinating a Christ- David Thompson, University YMCA president, mas party on the UT campus Dec. 8 for the chil- said this is the first year the organization has par- dren of Easter Seals. ticipated in the project. Mortar Board President Beth Hutchins said all 34 members of the organization will attend. "Needy children will be able to give their names "It gives us a chance to not only have fun within to the Salvation Army and we put them on cards on the group, but lets parents and children of families a Christinas tree in the mall," Thompson said of that don't always have the most joyful holidays re- the event. "Shoppers can take down a name and lax and enjoy themselves for a few hours," she buy a gift for the child." said. The Harshman Quadrangle custodial group is A University social work class is sponsoring a sponsoring a family through United Way's food Christmas party tonight at Martha's Kitchen, basket program for the second consecutive year. Bowling Green's Friday night soup kitchen coor- Through forfeiting their annual gift exchange, the dinatedby Reachout. group has funding to do this. In addition to cooking the meal and serving it, all coordinated by the class, there will be several ac- Carol Bowser, crew supervisor, said the group is tivities for the children. Burchasing toys and gifts for the two children in The main attraction will be Santa Claus, or at le family in addition to supplying food for their least student Rick Lindeman portraying him. Two Christmas dinner. Union Q Continued from page 1. sentation. zation because they don't want a "We were the only university in third party sticking their nose in "After we got the ball rolling Ohio until two days ago that did it," he said. with the union organizer, we not have any bargaining units," Classified Staff Council Chair- voted on joining the union twice; he said. "We were kind of an person Roger Swope said he did both times it was voted down," he oasis in the desert." not want to comment on the issue said. "As things got worse the because he is employed in the third voting session was almost The University has had strong police department. unanimous/' relations with employees, Martin Faculty Senate Chairperson The police union consists of the said, and he hopes other groups Leigh Chiarelott said he does not campus police patrollers, cor- will not seek unionization. know if the police department's porals, dispatchers and a record "I hope we have strong enough decison will encourage faculty to officer and is currently in the employee relations that it won't seek unionization, but if faculty process of contract negotiations. come to that," he said. did, the voting outcome would be Vice President of Operations University Trustee Richard close. Robert Martin — the administra- Newlove agreed with Martin, and tor who oversees classified staff said he did not think the police "I think there are a lot of facul- The BG \e»s/Rob Wflller members — said groups have the decision to unionize would create ty on campus who have serious Inside the Woodland Mall, Nancy Arendts of the BGSU YMCA, waits next to the Angel Tree for people to right to unionize 2 they believe it any problems between adminis- misgivings about unionizing," he sponsor a child. The Salvation Army sponsors the program in which people are asked to help out an under- is test. tration and the employees. said. "It would be a very close privileged area child with a Christmas present of clothes or toys. "I think that's a judgment indi- vote, not unlike the one at Toledo vidual empolyees have a right to "I would certainly hope that it [earlier this year]." If there is a and have made," he said. "That's could have no negative impact; I groundswell of faculty senators fine — I've worked with unions see no reason why it should," he who are in favor of unionization, every place I've worked except said. Chiarelott said, the possibility here." However, Ankney believed the exists of inviting union repre- Martin added that the Universi- administration would not wel- sentatives to speak to senate ty was unique within the state be- come the idea as much. members and investigate the cause it did not have union repre- "They wouldn't like the unioni- pros and cons of unionization. 2 *■* * re * L;r *- *Marw,m ^ Jenroae * *•**« *'c„ae/ Amy Bucky&John ..fctf**0 2d wfrJoVlt> Tonya & Brian De«we ,&Chrtt

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Friday, December 6, 1991 The BG News PACli NINE Howard, Faulk lead AP A11-A mericans (AP) — Dunbar, the nation's No. 2 rusher favorite of with a 154-yard average. Al- Michigan, freshman phenom though he only played two years of San Diego for the Hoosiers, Dunbar finished State and all-time passing leader his career as the school's third- of Brigham Young leading rusher and TD scorer. were named to the 1991 Associ- Ryan Benjamin of Pacific, who ated Press All-America college led the NCAA in all-purpose football team on Thursday. yardage with 2,996, is the squad's Howard was a triple-threat all-purpose back. His total yard- wide receiver who averaged 159 age for rushing, receiving and yards per game and was the na- kick returning was the second tion's second-leading scorer with highest ever behind Barry San- 23 touchdowns. Two of his TDs ders' 3,250 in 1988. Benjamin is came on a 93-yard kickoff return the first Pacific player to make and a 93-yard punt return. the AP's first team. Faulk led the country in rush- of Washington is ing and scoring, the first fresh- the other wide receiver and Kelly man to finish on top in either cat- Blackwell of Texas Christian is egory. He is only the third fresh- the tight end. man to make the AP first team Rounding out the offense are since they became eligible for center of varsity competition in 1972. The Colorado; guards others were 's Herschel of Tulsa and of Clem- Walker in 1980 and Pittsburgh's son; tackles of Tony Dorsett in 1973. Michigan and of Despite missing three games Stanford; and placekicker Carlos with an injury, Faulk rushed for Huerta of Miami. 1,429 yards and scored 140 points. The defense is led by a pair of He gained 386 yards against Paci- finalists, linemen fic, setting an NCAA single-game of Washington mark that was later broken by and of Baylor. Kansas' Tony Sands. They are joined by linemen Detmer, last year's Heisman of Florida and Trophy winner, is the only re- Leroy Smith of Iowa; linebackers peater from the 1990 team. He is Robert Jones of East Carolina, the first to make the Marvin Jones of Florida State first unit in consecutive years and Joe Bowden of Oklahoma; since Notre Dame's Johnny Lu- and backs of Texas jack in 1946-47. A&M, of Florida Detmer was the nation's No. 2 State, Darryl Williams of Miami passer this season, completing and of Tennessee. 249 of 403 throws for 4,031 yards and 35 touchdowns. He finished The punter is of GetOuttaMyWay his career with more passing Texas Tech. Defeoseman Greg de Vrics skates past University of Illinois- Central Collegiate Hockey Association, holding down the eighth yards (15,031) and TD passes The team includes eight under- 's Eric Schneider during BG's 9-4 victory earlier in the spot in the conference, while the Broncos are third in the confer- (121) than anyone in NCAA histo- classmen — Faulk, sophomore season. The hockey team takes on Western Michigan in a home- ence at 6-3-1. BG is coming off a loss and a tie last weekend to ry, two of his 68 passing and total Marvin Jones and six juniors. and-bome series starting tonight at Western and will return Miami. A sweep this weekend would give Jerry York offense records. The juniors are Howard, Whit- home tomorrow for a 7:30 p.m. face-off. The icers are 2-7 in the his 300th career victory as Falcon coach. Joining Detmer and Faulk in field, Benjamin, Emtman, Buck- the backtield is Indiana's Vaughn ley and Williams.

LAST HOME HOCKEY OF THE SEMESTER TOMORROW NIGHT! KAPPA S PI PHIS LORl 6k GARRETT KRISTEN 6k KIT KAROL & COLIN KRISTIN 6k CHRIS KRISTI 6k GAGS MO 6k GREG ANGIE& HER LOVE SHACK KATHLEEN 6k J.T. BETH & JON KARIN & TODD MEG 6k OX DEB & TOM MARY 6k HARRY GINGER & FRANK DANA 6k DAN ERICA & JAMES STACY & DARRIN KELLY & CHAKKA LAURIE 6k GLENN DAWN & GOOCH TRISHA 6k BRANDON KRISTIN & BRETT ROSS 6k A BETA MCHELE & KEITH CINDY 6k BRIAN ANNE 8c KEVIN JENNY 6k SEAN LAURIE & CLIFFY JENNY 6k DAVE LISA & DON KELLY 6k JOHN JILL & MARK SKIPPER BOO 6k ME MARMAR 6k JON PAM 6k BOB DEB & BRAD MONMOUTH LESLIE & JOHN MCHELLE 6k DAVE KRISTINA & RANDY RITA 6k MIKE KRISTINA & POKEY PENNY 6k MIKE STACI & ERIK DUO MOLLV 6k MIIKE KATHY & MARK KELLY 6k CHRIS MOLLY 6k GROGAN JEN 6k JASON TAMARA & BRYE SARAH 6k PAUL ANGIE & LANCE TRACY 6k DOUG LORI & TODDIE D. MINDY 6k PAUL MANDI 6k SCOTT CHRISTY 6k JORDON ANNE & DAVE BGSU'19 91' MUGUET 6k JIM ELYSE & BRIAN JEN 6k MITCH OJ & SAUL TRCIA ck JOHN SPAG 6k FiSH SHANNON 6k LEE ANDREA 6k CHRIS KARBO 6k COACH TRICIA 6k BRIAN MARY & TONY "COUNTRY NICOLE 6k PATRICK KAREN 6k KEN DIDI & BOB DUDETTE 6k DUDE STACEY 6k JOHN CLUB" ENGIE LARA & JEFF KJ 6k WANAMAKER SHEILAH 6k PATRICK DANIA 6k TIM KATHY 6k SCOn STEPHANIE 6k DOUG KRIS 6k JASON JUSTINE & MIKE JENNY 6k CRAIG KANDI 6k VIRLEN KAREN 6k C. LOVE AMY & JEFF JENNY 6k CHRISTOPHER COLLEEN 6k TOM SUE 6k JESSE ANN 6k ERIC JENNA & BJ PENNY & MIKE MARYCATHERlNE & JOSH KATHY & BRIAN BETH 6k JEFF PAM 6k GRAG SHEILA 6k POM SUSAN 6k CHRIS MELISSA & SCOTT KELLIE & BRIAN MCHELLE & CILLO CYNTHiA 6k JUDD GENNY 6k MARK CHRIS 6k JOE MISSY & JASON JEN 6k SEEPERS AMY 6k KENT SUZANNE 6k SCOTT JENNIFER 6k JIM RENEE 6k BRAD LAURA 6k GREG BARB & ROB JULIE & BEN REBECCA 6k ERIC ANDREA 6k JEFF JOHNNA & B.M.O.C. 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(AP) — Lou Holtz To get a spot in either place, Rose needs to signed a five-year contract extension Thurs- be reinstated to baseball. He's hoping that day, abruptly ending speculation that the Sports Shorts could come soon, possibly next year. Notre Dame coach might leave for the Min- "You and I know I'll apply for reinstate- nesota Vikings. Pinkel announced. Perles, the son of Michi- ment, and I'd say there's probably a good Holtz feared the continuous speculation 8an State coach George Perles, came t9 chance it will be in '92 sometime," Rose would hurt recruiting, but he proved unable >ledo in June of 1989 after serving as a said. to squelch rumors that he might take the graduate assistant under his father at MSU. Rose, baseball's all-time hit leader with NFL job. Ron Curtis, who coached wide receivers 4,256, agreed to a lifetime ban on Aug. 23, "We determined that the best way to do the past two seasons, resigned to seek other 1989, after an investigation into gambling al- that was with this contract," said the Rev. professional opportunities, the university legations. He was managing the Cincinnati E. William Beauchamp, university vice said in a release. Curtis had previously Reds when the ban occurred. president for athletics. served as Toledo's defensive coordinator. Rose's business manager, Cal Levy, con- Holtz said repeatedly he intended to stay Prior to that he had been the defensive coor- firmed Wednesday that baseball's career at Notre Dame, but talk flared anew when dinator at the University of Akron from hits leader is planning to apply for rein- the Vikings announced Wednesday that 1979-81. statement. No one declared permanently in- Jerry Burns would retire and team presi- ODD eligible has ever been reinstated. dent Roger Headrick said he would ap- NFL PLAYERS OF WEEK — Steve Bono He probably will apply sometime next i >roach Holtz about the job. of San Francisco, until a month ago a year," Levy said. "But there's been nothing "I've indicated at every opportunity my third-string quarterback with little to show definite." intention to remain at Notre Dame as long as for a seven-year NFL career, was named □ a a the university wishes me to serve as football NFC offensive player of the week. BASEBALL SALARIES INCREASE - coach," Holtz said when the contract was Bono, who took over when Steve Young in- The final figures are in. Baseball had the announced. "I have no intention of coaching jured a knee a month ago, had his second highest salary increase in history and the anywhere else." straight 300-yard game In the 49ers' 38-24 second-highest by percentage. Terms of the contract were not disclosed. victory over New Orleans. He completed 27 The average salary in 1991 was $851,492, a Holtz coached one year in the NFL, pro- of 41 passes for 347 yards in the 49ers' third 42.5 percent rise from 1990's average of ducing a 3-10 record with the New York Jets straight victory with him at quarterback. $597,537. in 1976 and resigning the week before the Philadelphia linebacker Seth Joyner was The $253,955 increase more than doubled final regular season game In 1985 at his first named NFC defensive player of the week the previous record of $100,283, which was .. itre Dame press conference, he said, "I and Miami quarterback Dan Marino and set last season. In 1977, the dollar increase just think Goa never intended Lou Holtz to Kansas City linebacker Tracy Simien were was from $51,501 to $76,066. The only higher coach in the NFL." named AFC players of the week. percentage was the 47.7 percent rise in 1977, D D □ Joyner had two sacks, forced two the first season after free agency began. COOPER'S CONTRACT DELAYED — and recovered two more in the Eagles' 13-6 The Oakland Athletics, who tell to fourth xx • • t ran. T Tb«BGNew«/R»bWeUltr The Ohio State board of trustees is not ex- victory over Houston. Marino completed 20 !ilace after winning three consecutive Amer- Dnvin' The Lane pected to consider football coach John Coop- of 32 passes for 307 yards in the Dolphins' can League pennants, had the highest aver- er's contract extension at Friday's meeting, 33-14 victory over Tampa Bay. Simien had age at $1,394,119. The A's also led the payroll Bowling Green guard Ray lynch drives to the basket In the Fal- a university spokesman said. two sacks, forced a and recovered list in 1990 at $804,643. cons' game versus Findlay three weeks ago. The men's squad Steve Sterrett said Thursday that Cooper's another in the Chiefs' 19-6 victory over Seat- Houston, which was ninth in 1990 at continue Its search for its first victory of the season tonight contract was never intended to be on the tle. $681,664, dropped to last at $395,444 after against Louisiana Tech at the Hawkeye Classic in Iowa City. The lioard's December agenda. □ an shedding many high-salaried veterans. The undefeated women's team, meanwhile, resumes action There were reports after the university LONG ADMITS TO STEROIDS - Pitts- only other team whose average declined was tomorrow against Harvard at the Clearly Canadian Classic In announced the three-year contract extension burgh Steelers guard Terry Long, the only Cleveland. The Indians went from 19th in Providence. The Lady Falcons are 441 after a 100-82 beating of Nov. 24 that the board would consider it in NFL player suspended this season for flunk- 1990 at $508,756 to 25th at $446,250. Dayton last Wednesday. December. The announcement was made in ing his steroids test, has admitted using ODD Ann Arbor, Mich., minutes before Ohio steroids last winter to accelerate his re- WHITE SOX SIGN PASQUA — Two days State's game with Michigan. covery from knee surgery. after losing out on Bobby Bonilla, the Chi- Sterrett said the contract extension prob- Long, who attempted suicide last July cago White Sox re-signed Dan Pasqua on for BG weekend sports calendar WMW8M$Mi^M8£ ably would be considered at the board's after failing the test, previously denied using $6 million over three years. Today — Men's and women's en's swimming at Pittsburgh In- February meeting. The board is not sched- steroids and claimed in his appeal to the Pasqua, 30, became a free agent after the swimming at Pittsburgh Invita- vit. uled to meet in January. NFL that he has an unusually high testoster- World Series. The outfielder-first baseman tional. Women's basketball vs. Har- D □ □ one level. hit .259 with 18 homers and 66 RBIs last Men's basketball at Hawkeye vard at Clearly Canadian Classic TOLEDO FIRES ASSISTANT — Two He's in the final week of a four-week sus- season. Classic Men's basketball at Hawkeye weeks after completing a 5-5-1 season, the pension and is eligible to return next week. □ □ □ Classic University of Toledo fired one assistant □ c c FLYERS FIRE COACH — The last-place Hockey at Western Michigan Hockey hosts Western Michi- football coach and accepted the resignation ROSE WANTS COACHING SPOT — Pete Philadelphia Flyers, who missed the Stanley Volleyball vs. Wisconsin at gan of another. Rose would like to work for the expansion Cup playoffs the past two seasons, fired NCAA Tournament The contract of defensive line coach Pat Florida Marlins. He'd like a spot in the Hall coach Paul Holmgren and hired scout Bill Sunday — Women's basketball l'erles will not be renewed, head coach Gary of Fame even more. Dineen to replace turn. Tomorrow — Men's and wom- at Clearly Canadian Classic Gymnastics open season cdjelta 4--eta with record high hopes by Mark DeChant spring, but the squad is far from said. "But it will be hard for sports writer inexperienced. anyone to reach those scores (re- ^emi- ^J-or mat "We return our two strongest cords), because all of the codes team members from last year - have been altered. So, even As a new gymnastics season p Mary Beth Friel, and Julie though our scores might not be as approaches, the Lady Falcons Zickes - who were probably our good as last year, the whole con- "2U tL MatL udtk a Sbe&a Zeta" are once again looking forward to 1-2 punch last season," said head ference will be affected in the an exciting, successful, and re- coach Greg Simpson. same way. We should still be iust cord-breaking year. Friel set school records in the a succsessful as we were against ll'laumee IJaclit C^lUO Optimism is the key phrase for balance beam, floor exercise, arlfl the teams last year." the team as they look to repeat all-around events last year. Other Teammate Julie Zickes also and possibly improve upon uieir accomplishments include a MAC has some impressive displays in ^rridau, ^December otn fourth place finish at the North- championship in the balance her trophy case. At the MAC meet east Regional Championship last beams and a fourth place in the last year, she earned top ten hon- 8-11 p.m. season. When the team opens up same event at the regional meet ors in four separate events. Her with an intrasquad meet in New Hampshire. Even with second place finishes in the bal- tomorrow, there seems to be those credits, Friel says she has ance beam and all-around com- some uncertainty about the pros- plenty of things to shoot for. petition were team highlights at pects of a good season. The team "Well, doing better than last the conference championships. graduated five top gymnasts last year is definitely a goal," Friel The team's game plan this season is simple: keep improving and stay injury-free. The loss of the five contributing seniors created some definite gaps on the BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY depth charts. The underclassmen f-^hi lillu ZJ-ormal on the squad will now be called GOSPEL CHOIR upon to take up the slack. "We're hying to take this December 7, 1991 presents year's freshman, sophomore, and junior classes, and get them to Toledo, Ohio. The Annual Fall Concert work harder this year to fill in J4~u~J&}J'Xu, n those gaps," commented Dr. Simpson, "And they're doing a CM. S. I-..L. & 2>~J B-l 2>A~l X 4U~tu &■ nuu c. PM. "5J7 V*V Saturday, December 7, 1991 *•# W Ji*uX. Z~L & \:rL. J 3~, J^L P-~>' &■ B.ltS„i.~ 4:o m great job this year to do that." ).~J.. X S~~~ & /•'.,„ X &UU J-, SJL~ 6- 2u. DU, L'jaj ° p- - w tea The coach cited Jennifer Nacca )-«. nu. f-/'um,,,..i.. )J.D~U&CU V~. and Stacy Davis as two rapidly- jm, Su-t & cu nu-. -K-. (?Jl~A & J^. W. Sl~ mSf^W First United Methodist Church ^('^•' improving competitors. How they JC<~t„ £_« & JUt^U JC. JUU S~. 1lL & &u. S^L. 1506 E. Wooster St. perform will be a key to the ni,Si.&~~jer34Cu. SufUu. Jit.. & A?J C-f.-i" squad's chances for success as itkui.Su.&j^.lj. fur S-J. x-~ & SurL. /— Donations accepted at the door. anything. Elisa Martinelli, Beth- K.... K„/,„ i-., & j «. \ inJral, Ufa*, w. e—M&s~. D mc~. any Benyo, and Heather Wittes D~. P~~H &S~HK,~ SL~. Q~U & £ti~. Bl, will be the freshman representa- JJUX y.^..&nup VJI CUt, CV— & M~. PJLu. tives for the Falcons. »U... 2W. & *.'.- S/.,~ j./.. (X.~U. & U\.., /•'..*.. JiM £~u, & SuJ.. J*l Amt:i iiaui Re^U 2>. &~±u~ nu, nu,. & B*~ B.J.1 .KM. B-~L.l *•/» ttln r.r J4~lL.GJt(r}~ v*~ ^^^ A Santa Special su. SL«U & JC~< nut. JdmUt. XJl- &P~JD~J . *-.. 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SIGEPPMIMUGDt SPRING BREAK PIKE * SPORTS ■ PIKE ■ SPORTS ■ PIKE • BUTZEN * BUTZEN ■ Alpha Gams- CAMPUS & CITY EVENTS Scott and Matt, Daytona Beach Florida Gel away to the moat Pi Kappa Alpha Athlete of the Week Friday Dec 6th Santa won'l be driving his sleigh, ft afl began m a little town. luxurious camping resort minutes Irom beach Jeff Feeny At Easystreet Cafe but a sleek, black hmo The club, the bar. the fun we found with pool, gameroom. basketball and more We Intramural Wrestling Champion Winter Semi Formal 1991' Advertising Club Now that formal has come around. supply a 2 room party lent. 6 days for only PIKE ■ SPORTS * PIKE ■ SPORTS * PIKE Fresh Homimidi Cook lei and Candles " BLITZEN ■ BUTZEN ' Together we'll all be Toledo bound S69 00 per person Limited space so call now Friday. Dec 6th Alpha Gams- Thursday. Dec 5th-Thursday. Dec 12th The night is certain to be a bleat. tor reservations at 1 800 344-8914 10-3. BA Building. 1 si Floor Similar to that ol the past. SAP ' MONMOUTH DUO ■ SAE At Easystreet Cafe Winter Semi-Formal is here' The smos wtl be We are hoping to give you a taste ol our class STARTING NEXT SEMESTER' LOST waiting Saturday night lo lake you and your date WOMCNS SELF-ESTEEM GROUP under the Mistletoe' ADVISORY COMMITTEE So get ready to make a memory that will forever Three SAE Monmouth Duo dates Last seen at • PHI MU ' PHI MU * PHI MU " CALL SHEILA ■ 372-2130 • FOR DETAILS Photographs during happy hours They answer ON GENERAL FEE ALLOCATIONS last S>ster of The Week Alpha Sigma Ph. Alpha Sigma Ph. DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR YOURSELF to the names "Buddha " "Country Club." and The Advisory Commrttee on Oeneral Fee Aao- Your dates • Sharon Grohar Forget Josh' Go see Santa and the elves at a 'Miser " We rmss them very much' If found, cations it now distributing the Budget Request Tara ft Julia Officer of The Week bar near you' please return to the SAE House on Friday by 6 Forms to those student organizations seeking SIG EP PHI MUGDI STRESSED ABOUT GOING HOME? Michelle Sou o'clock General Fee funds for 1902-93 That form is JOIN US FOR • PHI MU ' PHI MU ' PHI MU « Ho-Ho-Ho Santa's gonna blow available in Room 305 Student Services Build- HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS - Their KAPPAdates Wink Wink Wink Santa needs a dnnk ing The forms must be completed and returned ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS Kelly. Mary. Eryse SIQ EP SAM SEZ: SAE ' ERIC * TONY * BRIAN * SAE • PHI MU * SIGMA PHI EPSILON ■ lo Room 305 Student Services Building by 5 WORKSHOP Santa Bnan Muldoon - Mrs Ciaus Scott Ptick- Let's wm one Falcon The Sisters ol Phi Mu are proud to announce p m .Monday,February3 1991 FRI DEC 13TH3 00T0 5 00 art Men's Basketball the engagement of Jennifer Simmons and Sig CALL 372-2130 TO REGISTER SANTA ANO THE ELVES APE COMING Chief Administrator ol the Elves Mark Stnjhar FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT ASSOCIATION Ep Bryan Schenker We wish you everlasting SANTA AND THE ELVES ARE COMING Good Luck Gentleman - - • PUCK ANNUAL CHRISTMAS BASH love and hapless Congratulations1 SIG KAP SAE SIG KAP SANTA ANO THE ELVES ARE COMING Alpha Sigma Phi Alpha Sigma Pin at the Village Gree Clubhouse THE PLAIN DEALER IS BACK! * PHI MU ' SIGMA PHI EPSILON * On the way to the Sigma Kappa Date Party -- SANTA ANO THE ELVES ARE COMING 480 Lehman AVAILABLE AT LOCAL BUSINESSES SANTA ANO THE ELVES ARE COMING Saturday. Oec 7 from 7 30-7 i OPIE was riding in a LARGE CAR with a HOLY TELL A FRIEND Alpha Xi' Phi Delt * Alpha Xi Look for Santa and the Elves at your favorite BG •'' VASIR ft DYLAN " ■ ■ Members gel m FREE MAN They saw BEETLE and stopped with a The sisters of Alpha Xi Delta would kke to con- SKID Guess who these SAEs are?? Get pre- bars TONIGHT On Sat Night we 3 are gonna have fun and $2 lor afl non-members gratulate Usa Roman (or her recent pinning to pared to get Caught Under The Mistletoe" and THE TALE OF SANTA ANO THE ELVES Don't be afraid lo buy Santa and the Elves a Lei's just say my dry spell Is done' All are .velcome1 Phi Delta Theta Daman Bleak' to have a great time tonight' It was a week betore exams drink I'm glad lo have 2 dates who are cool. Reminder' And all through the bars By the end ol the night, AZD ' FOOTBALL TEAM ■ AZD Love your Sig Kap Dates- Scooter GOLDEN KEY X-MAS CAROLING Santo was acting naughty the party we will RULE' Congratulations on a super season" Let's do it Caroline. Amy. Lisa. Lisa, and Dawn Stan and violet are going to be one HOT couple Thurs , Dec 12 • Meet m Union Lobby And all the elves were hard YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME'Jen again next year - Thanks for making my job tun'l Saturday night' Pizza and Drinks afterwards' " Omega Phi Alpha * Lowry ' Xi Love.Jen Sig Kaps Sig Kaps S>g Kaps As the empty pitchers begin to pile on the ta- Love always. Jenni. bles with care. Wjggs Big Amy Dunn SIGN UP NOW! 1 Thanks 'or everything Everyone knew that the elves were already Congratulations on you new (Ob* I knew you UAO is gang to theNUTCRACKER 1 INTRAMURAL OFFICIALS NEEDED You're the greatest big Have tun tonight' mere FLOOR HOCKEY "FALCONETTES*' could do it' Saturday.Dec 7 3 00pm 800pm Love. Kim DON'T MISS YOUR Love. On MeMn. on Droopy, on Flyer, on Struh- APPLY IN 108 SRC BY FEB 3 $20 00 lor ticket ft transportation to the next bar - our Journey is not through''' CHANCE TO SEE THE LT Danica Sign up NOW is UAO office. "UNBELIEVABLE" 3rd Floor Union Call 372-2343 lor mlo Sigma Chi Pi Phi Sigma Chi Pi Phi FALCONETTES Through the door of another watering hole the Come Deck the Hafts" with Charlie. SKATE BEFORE THE Women For Women wil be holding a elves walked. M Won'l Be The Same Without You' Resident Student Association Monmouth Duo is finally here On January 18.19.20 Make sure GAME THIS SATURDAY CanoteSght Vigil AI of them Bstened as the white bearded pro- Friday. Oec 6. 6pm • ? It's the best dale party ol the year You are with UAO In CHICAGO m memory ol the 14 women kiled m Montreal ai phet talked- ••FALCONETTES" Oftenhauer Lounge We win party and rock all thru the night $79 lor the round trip. 1989 It will start at 7pm in the Ohio Suite in the "Upper. MJ. Gunny. Chus and al those Tickets S3 pre-safe S3 SO at door Pi Phi's and Sigma Chi's are out of sight lodging m the Richmont Hotel Union with an informal talk on women's safety around" A long time ago on the campus of Monmouth See ya tonight' and 2 continental breakfasts' Featuring Systematic Chaos onFn.Dec 6 All are invited' Love Jemne Santa's throat is parched and needs another College st Monmouth. lames, two awesome Semi-formal dress round." Sign Up by Dec. 1 Stf) UAO Office sororlt.es were founded. Kappa Kappa Gamma. For tickets or more into 3rd Floor Union Call 372-2343 lor info' and Pi Beta Ph. Thus began the 'Monmouth KnstiPayton (2-3640) SERVICES OFFERED Someone's drinking got you down? As quick as a wink Duo " Since those two chapters arrived at BG m CONCERNED PERSONS GROUP Al the elves react Jan.* Kllgore the 1980 s - things ttv9 never been the same Forming next semester Each and everyone-including "Big Tack'" gets locked In closets «the history of date parties Delta Gamma Martina Kossman Delta Gamma AVEBURY BOOKS Call Sheila - 372-2130 • for details and eats bugst MONMOUTH DUO -12/6/91 The Sisters of Delta Gamma send a Merry Old. used, rare out-of-print Sawyer sprints to the keg Christmas and congrats on your lavallerlng to Marline Kossman and Jan Loader a member ot 10-8. Monday - Saturday with Ian close behind JennyB. AGD " AGO * AGO " AGD ' AGO * AGO Kappa Sigma trom Ohio State University. 143 CE WoosierSt As Corpse and Happy continue to thank Santa KKG " Ph. Dell " KKG * Ph. Dett Remember, you have to be Docile. Go easy on Congrats to Jennifer Morion on her pearling to for being alive' DO YOU HAVE A 3 5GPA? During a time when the economy is unsteady, Bucher. Seepers. Grogan. Goeke me Salurday night because we both want me to RobChrlstman We're very happy lor you' M T 'a, Mark's Downtown and the rest IF SO. YOU CAN TAKE HONORS CLASSES it's good to know there's someone who's willing Tonight is the night. survive the events of me night AGD * AGD ' AGD * AGD * AGO * AGD Santa and the elves put them all to the test PHONE 372-8504 FOR DETAILS to help Don'1 gel taken when honesl help is Monmouth Duo 91 PUCK around Call tor a no-hassle consultation with And as the night wound to the hour of midnight Be ready to party AGD MARK SCHUMM DAN WHITT AGD one of our representatives at International Fi- You could hear Ptick order Santa another "Me"' II will be a wild night ollun Here's a story, of two AGD ladies Does math scare you? nancial Group. 1-800-783-9975 One stan- Kappas ft Phi Dolts Are your math skills rusty? "No bar is too far " JOSH IS COMING Who were searching tor two very studfy men dard • excellence You should accept nothing Oh whal a pair BUSE 101 • BUSINESS MATHEMATICS less A loan brokerage firm SANTA AND THE ELVES - 1991 JOSH IS COMING The girls were real excited (or the weekend. See you at seven JOSH IS COMING Yet they were al alone Applications of basic math skfls to accounting, finance, merchandising. E xperienced BGSU student home builders look- If you dare JOSH IS COMING Till one day when the ladies met 2 f eftows Your Kappa Dates Cindy. Jen. Moty. Jeanie and consumer issues ing tor work in the community to tund our chap- Lambda Chi Gamma Phi JOSH IS COMING They knew it was munch than a hunch KKG • Phi Delt • KKG ■ Ph. Oeft Section 20550. 11.30-1.00 TR ter Call lor a tree estimate Contact Dave at GiGi JOSH IS COMING Now we're al looking forward to a good time 3528622 We ain't gom to the golf course and floggm JOSH IS COMING Headed out to meet the ALPHA GAMMA BUNCHI Horseback Riding and Hayrides Lambda Chi Alpha We ain't goin to the mountains and doggm JOSH IS COMING DU * GDI * DU * GDI ' DU * GDi • DU • GDI The AGD Bunch Amy A Dan 313-856-3973 Tracy and Sue We ain't gom to the river and loggm To Will and Matt Dashing through the snow So the only stupid thing that rhymes with this The AGD Bunch Angle ft Mark On Salurday nite guess were you II be at Can't Wait tfl SATURDAY On a toboggan we will go is we must be scroggln on a toboggan JOSH IS COMING Standing under the mistle LSAT ■ GRE • GMAT Amy and Ang Over the hills, through the trees It II be a hoot JOSH IS COMING Tangled in the tinsel' Before you take the test, call the expert Local AGD MARK SCHUMM DAN WHITT AGO Just wart and see Jimbo JOSH IS COMING Love. Sara ft Neice classes forming now Kaplan Educational How much fun this weekend wai be JOSH IS COMING A-Ph. * A-Phi * A-Phi • A-Phi ■ A-Phi Center Call lor details 536 3701 Jett and Rob JOSH IS COMING Al sweaters, jeans, pants, lops, shins Lambda Chi * Kay-Dee MONEY FOR COLLEGE Lee. JOSH IS COMING 20-70 percent off Jeans-N-Thmgs FRIENDS OF THE DEAF Scholarships and Grants Thanks for the tip about Le Club 8 " I called JOSH IS COMING 531 Ridge St Open Monday thru Thursday CHRISTMAS PARTY 1 800USA-1221 ext 2033 the Rec Center (2-2711j and found out it JOSH IS COMING 108pm Friday and Saturday 10-5 30 p m Come munch, mingle ft mime with us1 Sunday 12-5 00 p m Across from Mac West PREGNANT? meets weekly Irom Jan 2 7 to Spring Break and Monday. December 9 Sorry guys no breakfast today - I have the choice of several meeting times A KAPPA SIG ' KKG * KAPPA SIG * KKG 9pm 406 Education We can help FREE pregnancy tests and sup- CHEF BURNT OUR BACON portive services Confidential BG Pregnancy trained graduate student leads the hour long To the Most Wanted Men Alpha Gam Plages BOXERS ARE ON SALE"' I thawed my phone ft tried to call meetings to help me set responsOle self BJ * Crackers You are ff1 III Cr-nt.-r (.:.i.l.^4 HOPE HERBIE (AKA ROOM RAT) ft BUDDY improvement goals ill also get to learn about Gags • Pampers Get excited for Semi-Formaif Research^editing assistance available for stu- But SNOOKUMS said you were BONDING Greek Sweatshirts nutrition, fitness, stress and time management, Chakka * Pokey Initials A Names dents' term papers Also provide resume and SoCHUNG ran to show her muscles and other welness topics If you haven t signed Gooch * Chubby Love 1 5333 Monroe Si word-processmg services Call Henan. AI joined the water control agency up yet. It's not too (ate Good luck with the se- B ' Brian 4230259 422-4960 Toledo. Ohio 43623 mester and thanks lor the tip' Chalk ' Tom Nerd Herd * Kathleen * Nerd Herd 419-885-3039 TYPING SERVICES ■Chris Ciffy ' Saul Twas the rwght after Brathaus ft all through the Lambda Chi Alpha Reasonable Rates with Accuracy Corky hal. our dear friend Kathleen could not find the Congratulations to Brian Kimmel for being Lam- CaH 352-3987 from 8 a m to 9 p m MARK ROSS 164 Monmouth Duo is finally here stal We arose from the bed to find a wide open HEY REFt bda Chi Alpha's International Brother of the The tradition continues never (ear door, and the next thing we saw was pee on the TAU BETA SIGMA Minute • Way to go Itchy' Congratulations on a great season and for mak- ing ALL-MAC" Good Luck .n the California It's the best, we're sure you know floor But now Kathleen, we have only one HEY REF' EYE CHART T-SHIRT SALE At DC Ranch well do-si-do Bowl' gnpe. what in earth did you use to wipe' OEC 4-5 9AM -5PM PERSONALS Love ya' Kappas know how to do it up right. DEC 6.9AM 3PM So get ready for an incredible night' PHI MU'EXEC CANDIDATES ■ PHI MU / MAIN HALL OF THE EDUCATION BLDG PI BETA PHI Kristen We wanted to wish you the best ol luck with Love, your Kappa Dates HEY REF1 KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA elections Love Exec PI BETA PHI Jenna * Laura Mary Lee Slater Krtsti * Ginger PHI MU * PHI MU " PHI MU ' PHI MU KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA HURRY HURRY HURRY Mary Lee Slater Keny ■ Krishna PI BETA PHI If you've been thinking about exchanging to an- Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder Mary Lee Slater Dawn ' Karen MONMOUTH DUO 'fit PHI MU * PHI MU " PHI MU • PHI MU other school lor the 92-93 academic year - the Edward Scissorhands Val * Kefte Good Luck to those on CABINET running tor deadline for applications is coming soon It's 7 30. 9 45 and Midnight Tncla " Jen exec Love Sandy Feb. 14th. so start preparing yourself NOW" Eva Mane Saint Theatre Pi Phis Betas Monmouth Duo Betas Pi Phis Deb - O J $ 1 50 Admission Once again Monmouth Duo Day is upon us, For more details, attend the National Student Monmouth Ouo Laurie but don't worry, there Is no need to make a Exchange Info Session on Fn . Dec 6 2 30 Pi Phi • • Deils • ' Pi Phi Phi Tau ' *" Brian Harrtgal "" Phi Tau Business Admin Bldg fuss Monmouth Duo is Imaly here Donger. Cutter. Howie. Kit. Ox KKG • KAPPA SIG * KKG * KAPPA SIG The PI Phi's have taken care ot everything. interested In becoming a houseboy??? Contact #4JoeBa»r Get peyched lor the best duo date party ol the Brian. It is the date party ol the year and you. yourself Is all you need to bring Jennifer at372-1307 I've had my eye on you since that first night we year'* Your PI Phi dates guarantee an awesome Your late has changed. A Phi Tau ft a Pi Phi-what a pair Follow the instructions as directed in this We'll have the best time of anyone there met night" for you said yes INTRAMURAL ENTRIES DUE MEN'S BAS- rhyme. Well celebrate ft party through the night We realty got along • it's a night I'H never forget. Love. Andrea. Michelle. Rita. Kristen. Meg So gel ready tor. . KETBALL - JAN 21. WOMEN'S AND COED the place is the White House. 7 o'clock is the Monmouth Duo '91 wil be out of sight' I read about you m the paper Clueless? I hope so BASKETBALL JAN 22 MEN'S BOWLING I hear about you m the news But me not being time HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Love. Cindy So Mike. Rick. Mark. John. Tom. Jason. Dave. Cause suprrses at Monmouth swart! K JAN 28; INDEPENDENT MEN'S ICE with you Is giving me the blues Mr and Mrs Claus. Pi Phi * * * Pi Phi "•" Pi Phi Paul, ft Mike Looking forward to an unforgetabie Friday HOCKEY • JAN 18 (3 days after Christmas Good Luck in California' Break) 1 you surety know we cannot be outdone night W* Santa puke? Be al the bars and see Hope we can talk real soon TONIGHT) TONIGHT! Pi Beta Ph. Pi Beta Ph. The Pi Phi girls are ready to party and have for yourself INTRAMURAL OFFICIALS NEEDED Men's. Love, G.Y DRY DOCK • lower level ol Harshman Quad To my Big Jill and Grand Big Tammy some fun* Thanks. Women's and Coed Basketball Apply «i 108 Music from TOM GORMAN You guys are the besl Bigs anyone could ask SIGEP Cheers. Geotieid the Elf 10:00 pm lo midnight Student Rec Center by January 20.1992 Your Pi Phi Dotes P S What is this, the Madison Walk. B G for Thanks for ahvays being there' Athlete ot the Week UAO wants YOU lo be there'* Style?!' Love ya always' Pick Pitrngolo Jemne Cont. on page 12

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Cont. from page 11 - Subtoaser needed for Spring semester Very For sublease 3 BR apt. heat included in rent close to csmpus. own room, no utilities Last Available now through June 1. $450 month free Cel Kris 352-8312 352-2579 Subtosser: Now or next semester Houses * Apartments WANTED Big house • ctoee to csmpus Close to Campus North Pole ... Renttaverynegot 3520294 For Summer 1992 a 1992-93 school year 1-267-3341 1 tomato roommate needed lor Spring semes- Subtoeeere needed! 2 Bfl/2 bam Pnuee sot ter Close to campus. Only $150 per month close to csmpus! $150 month Give us a call 3 bdrm apt available now snd in August. 443 Cefl 352 6458 Amy Andrea. Cnrtatlne or Lea 3620579 N Enterprise. Apt B New carpeting! Cal 1-433-4474 lie THE PERFECT HOUSE' 1 mato roommate needed for Spring semester Subtoaser needed for Spring semester Within Close to campus. $130 per month Cal first btock on South Coftoge. washer snd dryer 352-3446 3622119 included, mostly furnished. $126/mo.. spa- 1 a 2 bedroom apartments cious and comfortable Cal Anne or Cindy at 601 Third St 1 mato aubleaaar needed tor Spring 02 Own 354-5044 704 Frith St bedroom Washer and dryer included In unit 710 Seventh SI First months rent tree Cal 363-1610. Wanted Roommate Sp Sem 92 Grsd Stu- Call for reasonable rates dent preferred to share partially lum house 1 or 2 female subtoaser(s) needed desperately snd more inlo $200. mo 4 Share uH Rent paM unM March No Secunty Deposit Cad Cal Brad 352-6636 or 352-3450 3522334 We need 1 mato roommate for Spring semes- 1 or 2 female roommates lor Spring semester 5 bdrm unfum house Avsiisbto May to May ter. Cable S utilities paM. Spacious apt. Mon-smoksrs Cheap rent 354-6082 Ask lor Cal Nadirw. Titus Realty 352-0606. Close to csmpus. Call 352-7590, leeve mee- Ktfr. Csrty Rentals 1 OR 2 FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED! Listing available for school year 1992-93. NICE PLACEI FREE CABLE! CLOSE TO (Houses - Apta - Rooms) CAMPUS! DESPERATE! REDUCED RENT. HELP WANTED Office located at 316 E Merry * 3 or phone 352-7365 Santa says " In Appreciation of CALL LORI 364-6884. ASAP Sublease 1 bdrm apartment-Dec 22 or Jan 1. ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT fisheries Two weeks rent FREE1 $365 plus electric, very 1 or 2 mato or (•male roommates for Spring Earn $5.000'month Frse transportation! Semester Close to campus in Campus Manor large rooms Cal 363-1006 Room A Board1 Over 8.000 openings all our customers, we will •! 352-8853. as* for Mike. No experience necessary Male or Female Subtoaser needed lor Spring Winthrop Tor- race $135■month 352-3275 Female subtoaser needed for Spring, rent la For employment program cal Student Employ- $115 mo Available ASAP1 Call Maureen ment Services at 1-206-545-4155 ext 180 Subtosser wanted Close to csmpus 1 roomie 372-5907 or 372-5606 CASEY'S IS HIRING Own room $200'month a etocmc Free heat. be having a ..." Female wants own room lor Spring semester All shifts - • flexible schedules Furnished Non-smoking Jsn-Aug lease. Cal Deborah site* 7 at 353-84 70.1 interested Prefer clean, cheap and near campus Cal 1025N MamSt.BG 301-640-2052 today between 9 and 4 DiBenedetto s is hiring delivery personnel Ap- Two bedroom apt. Very close to csmpus Femato wants own room for Spring semester ply 2-4. Mon-Fn For Spring semester Available for Spring '92. Excellent condition. Terms negotiable. Call 354-3295. Prefer clean, cheap & near campus Cal Students 301-640-2052. today between 9 a 4. Need lo mske money In your spare time? VILLAGE GREEN APARTMENTS Graduating Senor Desperate Now leasing. Summer a Fal '92 '93 tosses Need 1 femato to sublease lor Spring '92 Own You can work from your Dorm, Fraternity, So- Spring leases lor 1 a 2 bedroom lumished a un- rority, apartment or home Sued your own busi- furnished Resident manager a maintenance CUSTOMER room and 1 month FREE'i' 1 Cel Mtcheea 352-5369 ness part-time Cal 1 -800-821-6372 Call He-im. Graduating Senior needs 1 or 2 subtossers for Wanted One lemsle roommate to sublease lor Spring '92. AVAILABLE DEC. 22nd FOR SALE Spnng'92 526 E Merry Cal 352-5205 $300/mo. plus electric and phone Very close Need 1 female subtosser Big house, own bed- to campus. 326 East Leroy (upstairs.) Fuly fur- room $144autiHleS Can 352-4536 APPRECIATION nished Cel Scott at 353-9761 Leave mea- For Sato One-way airline ticket from Cleveland BE. MANAGEMENT "Q* to Miami on Dec 15. $75 Cal 352-5360 1 HELP IBM COMPATIBLE 286-AT COMPUTER WHEN YOU "LEASE" ShH looking for a male roommate for Spring '92. SYSTEM EXPECT ITI Own room, close to campus Cal Mark or Tony AMI BIOS. 1MB RAM. 5 BAY CASE. 200 ■Friendfy Mgmt Office at 354-4757 or leave message DAY WATT POWER, 43MB HARD DRIVE, 1 2 AND Full-time majnt staff HATE YOUR ROOMMATES?? 1 44 FLOPPIES. 4 PORTS •Eft . 1.2. 3 Bedrooms Subtoaser needed for Srpng 92 OWN ROOM. 2SER/1-PAR/1-GAME, INTEL 80287 MATH ■9 snd 12 mo leases Complete appl $162.50mx> sod utilities. Cal COPROCESSOR. 101 KEY ENHANCED KEY- -14 locations Chrta 354 3257 leave message BOARD. SUPER VGA (1024x788) COLOR $100 00 holds apt MONITOR. PARADIZE 512K VGA ADAPTER, Starling at $225.00 Hasp us! 2 subtossers needed for Spring se- 3-BUTTON MOUSE...ALL FOR $950.001 113 Railroad St. mester Own wssher and dryer Cal 353-8265 CALL BILL AT 372 7204 OR 352-5501 Call 352-9302 for more mfo IBM-COMPATIBLE COMPUTER Incl CD-ROM Houses snd apartments for 1992-93 school Wednesday, December 11 HELPINeed subtosser lor spring! Downtown drive and CD's. 3 1/2" disk drive, VGA moni- year. 12 month tosses only, starting in May one bedroom-share with one other tor, mouse 40 MB hard drive.Iota of softwsre Steve Smith 352-8917 $132 50-mo A utilities No deposit needed1 353-0506 (leave message) Cel 3526208 Ask for Mlchsto or Wendy Large efftency available now a in August 443 CALL NOW! Red Ovation etoc guitar Lea Paul styto. New N Enterprise. Apt C New carpeting' Cal 8am - 6pm 1 433-4474 HELP! We need people to sublease for with hard case, strop snd strap locks $325 or Spring 82. Close to campus, unique place, peat Oiler 352-5934 Mato lubliaai needed ASAP Own room Cal cool roomrnalaa. Rent Is VERY negotiable. University approved auspeneded loft, fire- Ed at 353-6204 Leeve message Call 352-7500 or 354-8474 ASAP. proofed $100 Stereo • dual tape deck, MECCA MANAGEMENT INC Everyone Invited! Help" receiver and turntable $45 Cal Lewis EN rrom 190.00 1 or 2 female subtossers lor Spring 372-4535 1 bdrm rrom 270 00 $15CVmo electric Close to campus' Waterbed - King size, very good condition. 2 bdrm from 390.00 Cal 352-1768. ask lor Almee or Km $350 00negotiable CaU352 6133 Starting Jan. 1st. 1992 353-5800between9 00am-1 00pm ft you have a knowledge and enthusiasm for '85 Honda Accord LX Power locks/doors, 'The Power to be Your Best' you may be the cruise. AC. cassette $3000 or best offer 2 bdrm apt to sublease ASAP Unlv VHage. person we are looking tor For more informa- Gas pd Laundry In bkJg Wi pay Jan rent • Cal 20% OFF ALL 669-3623 tion, contact Kristie Smith at 353-9732 alter 353983.6. 7:00pm on Mon A Wed or send resume and cover totter to On Campus Mad Bo* # 5823. no FOR RENT later than Dec 10 Mato roommate needed '92 Spring semester PURCHASES* Free nest snd HBO Cal Andy at 352-4303 "fsowLeeelng" Male Spring semester 147 S College $130 Summer A Fal 1992-93 Leases a month 4 houses Irom campus Conor: Large sssortment to choose from 352 6186 Stop by 319 E. Wooeter (across from Tsco Bel) Need one tomato to aubtoaas apt. In Haven for listing brochure a speak with our House lor Spring. $1S0/mo . lumished. close friendly staff or call 354-2260 to campus 353-1615 ask for Kelly John Newfove Real Estsia Needed Sublease* for Spring semester Great apt close to campus Great roommates Cal 1 bedroom graduate apartment Close to csm- 352-4594 anytime pus 352-4384 One tomato subtoaser needed lor Spring 92 1. 2. a 3 bdrm furnished sots 9 month, sum- Own bedroom and bath $175 per month plus mer and year leases 352-7464 stoctric Cal Kety or Barbers at 354-8754 One mato wsnted to sublease tor Spring First month rent free. Close to campus Cal Bryan si BREAKSRESERVATIONS AVAILABLE NOW! 352 6865 People needed to sublease for Spring. Nice DAYTONA BEACH 5 ana 7 NICHTS place, cool roommates, rent Is cheap. Call 352-7500 or 354-8474 ASAP, for more de- SOUTH PADRE ISLAND talls. 5 AND 7 NICHTS STEAMBOAT Roommate needed tor Spring semester Cheap Z 5 AND 7 NICHTS rent. Own room Cal John at 353-4404 PANAMA CITY BEACH Roommate needed to sublease (or Spring Own 7 NICHTS room. Rent is $175 s month Cal Mike at FORT LAUDERDALE 352 9418 7 NICHTS Roommate needed bedty for Sprtog 1902 HILTON HEAD ISLAND House- 1 btock from campus 5 AND 7 NICHTS $1 46 00 month Free Caoto MUSTANG ISLAND/ Contact Jim or Mike 353-5874 PORTARANSAS 5 AND 7 NICHTS nth Annual Roommmsle needed to sublease house tor Celebration) Spring Semester. No deposit Close lo csmpus $160sndutumo8 Cal 354 6460 TOU FREE INFORMATION t RESERVATIONS L^ardt Subtosser needed tor Spring 1992 Own room Futy turn, house on E Wooeter. $100/mo. 1-800-321-5911 Cal MUka 353-3203

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Student Services Building WE SWING THAT BEAT... A look at the evolution ATTHE PIAYGROUND! of the common playground 2 Friday. December 8.1991 TMinBEH

Catholic comics, Leo Sayer and Xmas

I FLAP MY ARMS IN AN school (he played halfback for Rita, an over-achieving nun who stuff wouldn't even fly In Dayton. UNYIELDING SKY the football team) and later had started a rocket club at that Or Cincinnati. THANK GOD FOR ANGELS moved on to a lucrative career as same Catholic high school. M ; 11 BEARING SOUP a reporter with the local news- At one point In this gripping RECOMMENDED READING i THE LOVE SONG OF EUGENIO paper. narrative, the shady hood ap- The Fall 1991 edition of Prairie CHIMOROSTE AND OTHER I recently picked up a few dog- proaches a carrot-topped young Margins, the University's under- SUPER-HUGE BOFFO HITS FROM eared copies of TC In the bargain man (who bears a curious resem- graduate literary magazine. The PAUL OLSCAMP'S MAILING AD- boxes at Young's Newsstand In blance to degeneraleBG News wit of Brian Sheaffer. The word- Wok DRESS downtown BG. Including one In columnist Connell Barrett). In an play of Arils Moore. The obsceni- 11111 which Chuck exposed a greedy effort to sell the youth life-threa- ties of Mark Kremser. It's a steal Jodie Foster Is to white trash tening rocket fuel, the hood says at two bucks. Pick one up on the what Art Carney was to sewage. "Psst! Young feller! Got a minute second floor of University Hall. Both thesplans took what could to spare?," to which the obser- have been detestable characters - vant youth responds. "Who me?" Grabbed some dandy tunes at ^J\ nowlie Foster's under-achieving mom A familiar scene, no doubt. The the Music Library's annual sale Dede Tate In her new flick Little corruption of youth, the death of this past Wednesday at the li- Man Tate.Camey as bumbling Innocence, why good nuns teach brary. Sly 8i The Family Stone. My parents had an "easy sewer worker Ed Norton on the bad kids, the downfall of civiliza- Ready For The World, Sinatra, listening" station on the classic sitcom The Honey- tion, and all that jazz. But Imag- Sammy. AND THE LEO SAYER radio and this really annoy- mooners - and found ways to ine the same scene In Treasure ALBUM WITH BOTH "WHEN I ing song came on. It was so make them appealing. It's really a Chest 1991. NEED YOU" AND "YOU MAKE bad they shut off the radio. quite fascinating analogy If you The hood approaches, wearing ME FEEL LIKE DANCING" ON IT! It didn't bother me. though. think about It long enough. a Chicago Bulls Starter Jacket. Karaoke will never be the same. I listen to rock and roll. Mill "Psst! Homeboy! Wanna dance !!!!! Treasure Cheat was a comic with the devil?," he says. "No I love Christmas. IJust love book aimed at Catholic teens In crook who was selling dangerous way G!" the youth, now sporting Christmas. the 50s and 60s. Published In rocket fuel (apparently model a flaming orange Vanilla Ice II (11 Dayton (AKA "Little Cincinna- rocketing was a teen fad at the pompadour, responds. "I'm Frank Esposito, a senior Eng- ti"). TC offered social and hygiene time, much like breakdandng clockln' much dollars and Uvln' lish major from Warren, Ohio, Is tips, history lessons, and decide- and shoplifting were to the youth large on my own! I can't get no editor o/The Insider. He sees the dly Catholic adventures featuring of the 80s) to the town's teens. drug habit and still fence stolen recent criticism of his holiday the likes of Chuck White. White This fuel explodes and hurts a Jewelry like I been doln'! That's decorating skills by BG News edi- began his comic career In the few kids (altar boys, no doubt) out the door!" torial editor Matt Daneman and early 50s as an all-American stu- and the local fuzz outlaws rock- Yeah, I guess I see why Treas- news editor Jeremy Stone Weber dent at the local Catholic high ets, much to the dismay of Sister ure Chest went under. This klnda as Jealousy, plain and simple. =

the same Inner content) for single million for this single Issue. by Tim Funk comic Issues, compelling hard- Marvel hype exploded last staf writer core collectors to buy more. This summer with five editions scheme has been accompanied ofX-Force number one, each In by the highest printings of comic plastic bags containing an Old wives' tales argue against books in history. X-Force trading card. The advent to much of a good thing. Lately, Beginning with artist Todd of their new X-Men series — fea- comic book companies have tak- McFarlane's 1990 Spider- turing five different covers for en this adage a step further by Manserles, Marvel experimented the first Issue — totaled seven offering collectors and dealers with printing the first Issue of the million copies, the highest print- too much of the same thing. series in two covers. These Issues ing In comic history. Keen mar- The latest frustration to collec- were accompanied by two plastic keting baited the readers, who tors Is a result of the multiple covered editions which the col- broke sales records but still left cover scam. Both Marvel Comics lector could not read without Jeo- some dealers with unsold stacks and DC Comics (the two com- pardizing their future market ofX-Men. panies that dominate the Ameri- value. That adds up to four DC Comics has called Marvel's can comics market) have pro- different editions of the first Is- bluffs with the Robin THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME: Two of the four coven for Marvel Comics' X-Men number one. duced multiple covers (different sue. Marvel Increased their stan- covers by different artists with dard printing of 800.000 to two ■ See Comics, page 8. PLASTIC POWER.Credit cards offer temptation to students professor Brian Winters said. to that the S55 annual member- by J. David Smith "I don't think it's a good Idea ship fee, and you're better off credit card onolyst for anyone to have credit cards," leaving home without It. he said. "We develop a tendency The best card Is CltlBank. Stu- to use them too much." dents can get S2S off airfare, 24 Students, beware! Winters said students are a big percent off all long-distance calls, Ever since credit card com- market for credit card com- instant cash at Automatic Teller panies began to direct their atten- panies. Machines and buyer protection tion to students by offering spe- "(Credit card companies) want (which Insures your purchase for cial student programs - such as students' business." Winters 90 days) with relatively few YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD Eld Credit cards can trap students In not requiring annual fees or co- said. "They want to charge stu- snags. Carefully pocket this plas- the money pit signers - students have haphaz- dents high interest rates." tic PUPPY ardly applied for countless credit Some companies use benefits Some companies' requirements a Junior," the student said. "I got quirements and students can cards. These companies stress to appeal to students, such as free for student benefits are more It two weeks later." often acquire credit cards the fact that students need to start long-distance calling, savings on strict than others, but there are Student access to credit cards through the mall. building credit for the future. But airfare and buyer's security. The ways to get around them. The has become easier as companies If students give in to the temp- worst card I found Is American Discover card, for example, li- search for prospective cardhol- Dan Zehrlnger. a sophomore tation of getting something for Express. Although they give you mits their applicants to Junior, ders. Companies flood college music major, found It even easier nothing (which Is how many stu- up to 30 minutes of free long- senior or graduate students. But a campuses with advertisements In to get plastic. dents view the use of credit distance calling and discounts on University sophomore who an attempt to lure students into cards), they can run the risk of air fare, the free long distance wished to remain nameless, ad- the money pit. A quick check of "I never sent In an applica- destroying their credit rating. savings Is only S3.70 a month. mitted that he has a Discover University bulletin boards pro- tion," he said. "They called me Students need to be careful And the airfare goes up if you card. duced six different applications. and I applied over the phone." with credit cards, economics cross the Mississippi River. Add "I applied for It and said 1 was Most companies have lenient re- ■ See Credit, page 4. Greenbriar Inc. 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To Join In the festivities this week, send your entry with your name, address, phone number, and holiday vacation locale to "Dr. Dave's Quiz." c/o 214 West Dr. DAVE'S Hall or kerplunk It Into the most beautiful wooden box on campus In 210 West Hall before 8 p.m.. Tues.. Dec 10. 1991. REVIEW Since this Is the last quiz of MUSIC QUIZ 1991. Dr. Dave thought we should rock out the year by re- membering some of the grea t by David Huffman 'rock'songs of the past 10 years. him ctiltc Enjoy: Freshman level-One point by Dave Basklnd each. Martin Scorsese Is arguably the incredible College ol Musical Knowledge 1 .What band's only Top 10 hit best American director working was 1983's "Rock the Casbah?" today and certainly the most 2.Name the Austrian who hit praised by critics. He has been Thli semester Is running out of Number One In 1986 with "Rock making superior movies since the lime quicker than Vanilla Ice's Me Amadeus?" 1970 s when films such as Mean movie died. Here at "Dr. Dave's Sophomore level-Two points Streets and Taxi Driver put htm Incredible College of Musical each. on the cinema map. However, all Knowledge," we know that the 3.What band's first Top 40 hit of the critics' love has not stress and turmoil and fun of the was 1982 's "Rock This Town?" brought him tremendous box of- Robert De Nlro stars as psychotic ex-con Max Cady In "Cape Fear." semester's end can mess with 4 .What band has hit the charts fice success. Until, that Is. the your nerves and senses. Re- with "Rock of Ages" and release of Cape Fear. Scorsese stresses and which De Nlro has once again thrown member though, when It gets to "Rocket?" Cape Fear stars Nick Nolte as makes right and wrong more am- himself completely Into his role. be too much: If you don't get help Junior level-Three points each. Sam Bowden, a defense attorney biguous. from this column, please, get help 5 Who hit Number One In who Is being harrassed by a While Cady Is more physically His weight gain for Raging Bull somewhere. Thought of the 1989 with a remake of Da vld Es- former client, Max Cady (Robert dangerous, Scorsese seems to be seems to be matched In Cape Fear week: Check your zipper. sex's "Rock On?" De Ntro), who has Just been telling the audience that Bowden by his weight lifting and body It's the truth I We had only one 6 What man last hit the Top 20 released from prison. Cady Is the Is more on the edge and theaten- building. His acting skill helps the perfect entry to last week's "truth In 1985 with "Rock And Roll more psychotic of the two, but tng because of how he twists the end of the film Immensely when and lies" quiz. That perfect entry Girls?" Scorsese does not take the easy system around. He Is sworn to he delivers several lengthy belonged to Troy Van Aken. Boy, Senior level-Four points each. way out and make him the clear- practice law to the best of his speeches. Few actors could have oh boy, the winner was Troy. He 7. What man, who performed cut villain abilities, yet he surpressed evi- been as convincing In these knew the right answers were: at Toledo's Rally By the River In Scorsese and screenwriter dence that would have gotten his scenes. 1 .Madonna 2.Eurythmlcs 1991. had his biggest hit In 1984 James R. Webb look beyond the client off. When Bowden finds De Nlro's Is not the only great 3 Cvndl Lauper 4 Joan Jett ft the with the Top 20 song "Rock Me surface of Bowden's life to reveal himself betrayed by the system performance, however. Jessica Blackhearts 5. Lionel Richie Tonlte?" a man who Is almost as evil as he so well manipulates, he re- Lange, as the matriarch of the 6.Fleetwood Mac 7.Spandau Bal- 8. What one-EP band hit the Cady, Just a little more socially sorts to vigilante tactics. These dysfunctional family, Is also very let 8.Breathe 9 New Order ■ See Dave, page 6. acceptable. De Nlro, covered with factors, coupled with Bowden's strong In several difficult scenes. 1 O.David Cassldy tattoos and wearing cheap po- violent outbreaks, at times make Jessica Lewis, as Bowden's lyester suits, looks far more men- him a difficult character to sym- daughter Danielle. Is practically a acing than the fashionably- pathize with. It Is only because of given for a Best Supporting Ac- attired Nolte. But these outward Cady's extreme nature and the tress nomination for holding her appearances mean little in a amazing performance by De Nlro own against De Nlro In the chill- psychological thriller. It Is the that the audience stays on Bow- ing, but over-long, drama se- thinking of the characters that den's side. quence. Let the Woodland Mall be your ■ From Credit, page 3. Christmas Shopping Headquarters! According to a representative not even require that the student history." the representative said. of Chase Manhattan Bank, which have an Income. "Since most students do not have Lujoodond moll /BtS$lj1 offers Visa and MasterCards, stu- "We only require (that) the much of an Income, we're doing 4* dent cards are easy to get and do student have a six month credit Shopping Day It to benefit students." Saturday, December 7 ( INtMARK THEAiKiS 10:00 am to 6:00 pm CALL FOR APPUCAHTS FOR WOMEH FOR WOMEH- CINEMA 5 SP0HS0RED P0SITI0H OH ADVISORY COMMITTEE OH 1234 H. Hoi. % 354-055> Sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon and the BEHERAL FEE ALL0CATI0H IACBFAI' Dec 7 "The Pmce ol Tides" R 7.05 Woodland Mall Merchants Association. IcJIowed by a FREE showing ol "My &rt" We encourage students who are sympathetic to the concerns of women and have (amilanty with and understanding ol women's issues to apply (or the Women tor HITMAN R 1:10,3:10, 5:10, 7:10, Women •sponsored position on ACGFA. 0:10 ChucK Noms Return the application by Monday, December 9, 1991 to: AD0AMS FAMILY PG-13 1:00.3:00.5:05. The Woman's Center 7:15, 8:20 Raul Juba & Angelica Huston * * In Store • Free Transportation: 315D Student Services Building WSTriPu 1:00,3:80, 5:007:05.9:1 S Specials Shuttle Bus leaves from Dan Ackroyd. Jamie Lee Curtis.Macaulay 372-2281 Culkin. AnnaChlumsky * * Raffles & Univ. Union every \mmnm*wmmi*U9mm«9mmwkwrMmHesamMm CURLY SUE P0 1:05,3:05,5:15,7:20, Prizes 30 minutes starting Name 9:25 James Bekahi • * at 10:00 am Address. Cllt FEAR R 1:20. <:00,7:00. >:M RoMrt Omro Mel Nolte Jeuci Lmge i Mr «i Scorsese Fft • Watch for Woody the Woodland Mall Bear at Phone Hook I'uhlir Advance Tues Dei ' ACGFA is the committee responsible lor recommending allocations ol General K> .ii 7 HI inn opens i*-( ii Univ. Union Oval all this week for specials Fee money to student organizations 1 ■■•■ ■' ■■•**• ■:■'■ ■•■:■■■ ..■■<..■■■ .-.,,,, ,-., —e—^———— i .» i, TMMSmEH Friday. December a. 1991 9

MONKEY BAR MADNESS

There's More To BG's Playgrounds Than Meets The Eye

Playgrounds have come a long way since the days thai we Eldridge said that the children's abilities also affect what by Jam!* SmHh and Scott Da-Men were falling from the monkeybars or being unsuspectingly equipment Is purchased. pkOyg'oitnd critks whacked on the head by a hell-bound teeter-totter. Safety seems to be the most Important aspect on playgrounds these "The equipment we have stresses strength building and "And the times they are-a changln" -Bob Dy- days, and for being safe, they seem to be fun. too. skill building," he said. lan Ted Eldridge, principal of Kenwood Elementary In Bowl- ing Green, said that safety Is the biggest concern In choosing Playgrounds sure are different than they Jamie Smith, a sophomore Journalism major front Fort Re- were when we were youngsters. The 20-foot what equipment will be on the playground. covery. Ohio, Is a copy editor for The BG News. Scott De- tall monolithic slides and see-saws that once "We're pretty conservative on what equipment we Katch, a sophomore Creative Writing major from Youngs- adorned playgrounds have now bean upland choose," he said. " We try to stay away from anything made town, Ohio, Is a staff writer and columnist for The Insider. by wooden fortresses (complete with iHachad of wood, and also slides, since most Injuries occur from falls DeKatch crawled from his sickbed and (ought a brain-frying slides) and wooden poles built strictly for from high places." Eldridge said that things made of wood fever to research this story, while Smith valiantly and skill- building strength and coordination. tend to deteriorate, even If the wood Is treated. fully assembled the final product. Get well cards can be sent We visited Conneaut Elementary. 542 Has- According to Bob Callecod, director of parks and recrea- to DeKatch at 335 Compton, while Smith Is accepting cash klns Road In Bowling Green, looking forward tion In Bowling Green, some of the traditional playground donations at 306 Compton. Thank you. to reliving old childhood memories. Bat our pieces, such as monkeybars and teeter-totters, aren't con- nostalgia was soon replaced by nausea. There sidered anymore for saftey reasons. were no sec-saws! And where was the merry- "There are a few pieces of equipment that used to be go-round that we rode antll we were green? common that are not purchased anymore," he said. And the slide that was there wasn't even high Callecod said that the playgrounds are very well main- enough to get a thrill out of riding It down. tained. But In their place was an awesome fort con- "The maintenance time Is about one hour every few sisting of a slide that was made up of rollers in- days," he said. "But they are officially Inspected once every stead of that sizzling hot metal that we burnt week." our legs and other Important body parts on Choosing what equipment will go on the playgrounds when we were young. We wondered why oar exact science. The equipment Is chosen by administrator: elders never came up with the idea of a fort. with some Input by the kids. * You can keep kids busy for hoars on something "Playground equipment Is chosen on the basis durability,' said Callecod. "We also have to like that. accomplish our main objective, which Is The equipment that they had there were to provide fun to the kids who use the park.' pretty cool, like the labyrinth of gargantuan Callecod added that equipment concrete pipes that you could get lost m for is chosen based on the age group of the weeks, but It wasn't the same as the play- grounds where we broke countless arms and children that will be using me equipment. "If young children are going to be using the legs. Klnda makes you feel old. equipment, It has to associate with the proper We What do we have to look forward to when motor skills of the youngsters, and It has to provide wondered we are married and have kids? Are there going fun and exilement for the older children." to be domed playgrounds with climate control and gravity swings? We can only hope mat the Bill Ott. business manager for Bowling Green City why our Schools, said the schools like to Involve Parent Teacher technology of the future will bypass the sacred Organizations and the teaching staff when choosing elders never land of playgrounds. Every child should Save playground equipment. the opportunity to experience a good old- "We also take surveys of the kids to find out what equip- came up with fashioned playground that has see-saws and ment they would like to have," he said. "But the final de- merry-go-rounds and skyscraper slides and... cision Is up to the PTOs." the idea of a fort.

ted, but the band still hopes to release their CD by February. SENSIBILITY: Mr. Sensible, a ROCK GOSSIP FROM Cleveland combo who have been making waves with their debut release Wild Atmosphere, will THE BLACK SWAMP bring their Latln-tlnged dancer- ock to Easystreet on December 13. Wild Atmosphere Is full of HELPIN THE HOMELESS: said. He added that organizers such upbeat gems as "Come More than 400 people attended plan to continue the event. "We'- Clean'' and "Senorita." If the the second annual Home-Aid re trying to make It a yearly band sounds half this good live, concert last Saturday In the thing," he said. they'll rock the house. Northeast Commons. The event BAD TURH FOR THE PIKE: Jer- UBTDESCKIBABLY SATAN: earned S825 (S75 more than last icho Turnpike has put recording Madhatter music guru Billy Han- year's event) for the Link. The and performances on hold In- way's alternative pick of the earnings will be used for food, definitely due to recent vocal week Is the four-song self-titled transportation aid and temporary problems suffered by lead singer 45 by BG hate mongers Satan shelter. The event, sponsored by Jim Morrison. Guitarist Nik Sor- Tortilla. He describes Tortilla's WBGU-FM and the Toledo Home- maz said Morrison Is having his sound as "a wall of hate and less Awareness Project, featured throat checked and he could pos- humor." But with songs like 13 local bands. WBGU Produc- sibly have nodes on his vocal "Jerry Garcla's Dead" and "Man- tion Director Fred Wright said a cords. "We think It's something lacs with Guns," the band Is Just variety of musical styles were serious," Sormaz said. Morrison "undescrlbable," according to Hanway. "It's not for the weak Insldor/Aprii Clork showcased at the concert. developed the vocal problems CLOSED FOR REPAIRS: Jericho Turnpike vocalist Jim Morrison Is "It was a good representation during a recent recording session out of action with a throat aliment. of BG's (music) scene," Wright In Detroit. The sessions were hal- ■ See Rock Gossip, page 8 I Friday. Dactmbar 1.1111 Tllfl INSIDER DEAD END STREET Mock interviews are Take a walk down Ridge St. and you'll meet BG's oldest residents secrets for success

by David T. Ring by Karon Koiter contributing writer Austermlller of the city's finance contributing writer department, there Is an average of fifty to sixty new burials every year. They're not too noisy. They "Not all of the burials are In With the upcoming holidays many of us are thinking about decorat- ing, shopping and traveling. But for others, graduation Is Just around probably don't eat In your dining new plots," Austermlller said. the corner and Job hunting Is on their minds. hall. Chances are, you haven't "There are many prominent seen them at any hockey games. Bowling Green families with fam- Luckily, the University offers a unique service that helps upper- You may not have ever noticed classmen, grad students and alumni with the fearful task of interview- ily plots out there." ing. them at all. These families haven't always The process of "mock Interviewing" Is done through the University rested In peace, however. Placement Service office, located In 360 Student Services. But some of you walk by them According to Cemetery Sexton Students can make appointments with the Director or one of the every day. They're some of our Dennis Slaughterbeck, the three Assistant Directors In the office and set up a mock Interview. cemetery has seen Its share of oldest on-campus residents, and The process involves dressing appropriately, presenting oneself cor- vandalism. their residence hall Is called the rectly and going through the actual steps of a "real Job" Interview. Oak Grove Cemetery. "About four or five years ago, And you thought Founders was somebody went around one night "The Interviews are conducted as If they were real and we give the a hole. upsetting a whole bunch of students feedback on their performance. We also look over their re- stones In the cemetery," Slaugh- The Oak Grove Cemetery sume and offer any needed comments," Pam Allen, Assistant Director terbeck said. "One of the stones (which actually belongs to the of University Placement Services, said. city, although the campus sur- was so big that we couldn't get It She explained that questions are asked pertaining to the students' back up." rounds it on all sides) was estab- major and their career choice. On a more positive note. lished by city council In 1873. Intldor/Heoiher Du "It Is open for all majors and all students are encouraged (to set up The first cemetery was actually Slaughterbeck said that vandal- an Interview)," she said. started In 1840, on Ridge Street One of Oak Grove Cemetery's many Ism had decreased In the last few Allen calls the mock Interviews "extremely helpful" and said that tombstones. years. about one and one-half miles the main purpose of the program Is to offer feedback on the student's "We used to be able to count on from Its present location. The performance. ground made some of the bodies first people to be buried there a major problem every year," he "Many times Interviewers will ask potential employees to tell me were Mr. and Mrs. Robert Barr, hard to find, and bodies were said. "But things have been pret- about yourself and students are not sure how to answer." Allen said. turning up near the Ridge Street ty decent for the last couple of who were. Ironically, the people She explained that she asks that same question when conducting a who donated the land for the School for years afterwards. years." mock Interview and then helps the students with their answers. In 1913, the University was So the next time you pass by cemetery. The third to be burled "I tell them to answer the question why am I here' (Interviewing was one Mrs. Margaret Arbuckle. established as Bowling Green Oak Grove Cemetery, take a with this company) rather than going Into their life history." she said. In 1891. In order to make room State Normal School. Years of ex- minute to visit with our oldest on Allen added that the mock Interviewing process "helps students re- pansion has led to the surround- campus residents. They won't for the Ridge Street School, the alize their strengths" and gives them confidence. bodies from the old cemetery had ing of the cemetery by the Uni- keep you up at night, they won't "(The mock Interview) helps students to feel at ease so that the ac- to be exhumed and moved to the versity. play their music loud (no electri- tual interview isn't so overwhelming." Allen explained. present location. However, not Contrary to popular student be- cal outlets, and batteries are hard all of the bodies were moved. lief, the cemetery is still being to come by underground), and Erin Crowe, a senior International Business major, found that the Mudslides and the shifting used. According to Karen they won't dls on your clothes. mock Interview does help In these areas. She participated In the an- nual "Mock Interview Day," on which actual companies come to ■ From Dave, page 4. campus and conduct interviews with students. Top 40 In 1985 with "Rockln' At Rock?" tional cassette from Finders Re- Crowe had one such Interview with Marathon Oil Company. Midnight?" 10. What man's last Top 20 hit cords And Tapes at 128 N. Main "I hadn't Interviewed with a real' company yet and when I went to Graduate level-Five points was 1983s "I've Got a Rock N' as well as an OFFICIAL Dr. Dave this Interview (the Marathon representative) pointed out areas where each. Ron Heart?" diploma. YOU could be the win- I needed work," she said. "He gave me feedback on what he would be 9. What man hit the Top 40 In If you're this week's winner, ner, the qulzmelster, the qulzor- looking for in an official Interview." 1982 with "Love Is Like A you'll get yourself a FREE promo- ama, the qulzo... The mock Interviews are conducted by appointment through Uni- versity Placement Services and last for about 1 hour. Bulletins and a career placement newspaper, which list current Job openings, are available at the University Placement Office.

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the soundtrack to a thousand by Frank Etpoflto failed relationships. \ The Bounty 7f Walk With The Giants (Independent Release) Matthew Sweet Since Ohio State Just gave John Girlfriend (I Am The Wolverine) Cooper a Zoo three-year extension as football Looking for the perfect bit- coach (after which he promptly tersweet power-bubblegum love lost to - you guessed It - Michigan, song stocking stuffer for the holi- 31-3), It's a good thing that day season? Search no further • Columbus Is at least producing Matthew Sweet has saved the quality tunes. Witness the day. Girlfriend Is chock fulla Just Bounty, a Colombus quartet those klnda tunes, from the glm- whose sound is equal parts me-gimme-glmme undertone of Smithereens & R.E.M. with a "I've Been Waiting" to the hateful Bono-esque vocal approach. "Sa- lamentation of "Thought I Knew gamore" and "Buffaloes" both You" to the guitar-strong title have the potential to bring col- track, which sounds like a nice lege DJs nationwide to their enough little ditty "You need to knees. Go Bucks! be back In the arms of a good friend") until Sweet raises his (Walk With The Giants Is avail- voice to wall "And I'm never able from H.M.S.. 2147 1/2 W. gonna set you free" at the song's Broad St.. Columbus, OH. 43223) conclusion. YEE-OW! Hey Santa, grab a bunch. P.M. Dawn Snapdragon* "Set A drift On Memory Bliss " Snapdragons (single) Atlantic Gee Street/Island A hellzarockln' debut featuring Expanding the realm of sam- country, punk, and funk on a pling by Incorporating a massive separate and equal basis. They chunk of Spandau Ballet's wlm- rarely merge, they're just all prock clastic "True," "Set Adrift there In each song at different On Memory Bliss It one of the times. "Trail of Love" and "The mott unlikely of rap hits and alto Shindig Song" are the winners one of Its most successful ever. here. On this album, Athens, P.M. Dawn's Prince Be and DJ Ohio (The Snaps' hometown) Is Mlnutemlx crank up some stellar easily the equal of Athens, Geor- vocal harmonies and lyrics Morr- gia, that other famous pseudo- tssey would be proud of ("That's Greek college haven. the way It goes, I guess." "I can't LOOK TEENBEATSI ROCK-rlROLL STARS!: Lucas (top left). Matthew Sweet (top center). Nell Young (top right), and remember a damn thing," and a Toad The Wet Sprocket P.M. Dawni (bottom).(bottom). Hear leading cadndldat for lyric of the Columbia Poster Children grooves ("Show Me Your Moves," overplayed artists (Steve Miller. year • "Reality used to be a friend Toad hat been responsible for Flowerplower "Sitting In a Breeze With Jazz") ) who the cultural of mine"). Maudlin, sentimental, some of the most emotional Frontier and funk-splattered dioramas orphan* of the 80s embraced as and powered by that unforgetta- guitar anthems to hit college air- Album* like this aren't tup- ("Child of the Night." "The Ice our own. Someday, our genera- ble Eric B & Raklm "Paid In Full" waves In recent years. Fear con- posed to exist anymore. Straight- Age"). Along with Third Bass, tion's gonna have a lot to answer beat, "Set Adrift On Memory tinues this tradition while ad- ahead, noise-packed melodic Lucas 1* helping white rap re- for. Bliss" makes Its own rules This vancing the band technologically. albums by frustrated, twenty- cover after Vanilla Ice conquered Prince thould screw up the charts for a Walk On The Ocean" and "Be- something musicians were sup- the world. Diamonds and Pearls long time to come. Thank God. fore You Were Born" are Instant posed to have gone the way of Various Artists Paisley Park/Warner Bros slng-a-longs. "Butterflies" could the 45. Yet Ffowerpfowerboasta Grandson of Fret Rock Pop's purple paladin Is back Red Hot Chill Pepper* be the biggest dance smash about no sampling, drum machines, or Rhino with an album of dandy grooves Blood Sugar Sam Maglk winged Insects ever while "Hold dance beat* and It still rocks. Thl* collection of "party tune*" ("Daddy Pop"), dance smashes Warner Bros Her Down" Is a slamming Indict- 1991.. .what the hell 1* going on? gets the Job done by Including ("Jughead"). pocket masterpieces Superproducer Rick Rubin ment of date rape. Be afraid. Ex-/Rapeman maestro some overlooked gems such as ("Diamond* and Pearl*"), and of links up with the Red Hols on ■all Youn| ft Crazy Horse Steve Alblnl produce* the first the Guest Who's chaotic "Shakln' course, hot sex ("Gett Off"). No their latest, butBSSM Isn't the Wild four tracks here, Including the All Over" and the StandeU*' eter- Big Messages or politico-sexual rap/metal monster you'd expect Reprise spine-crushing Dangerous Life," nal proto-punkout "Dirty Water" agendas this time 'round, but an- It to be. Rubin'* touch has electri- It'* gotta be embarasslng to and other non-Alblnl track* such along with the tune* you'd expect other four or five Top 40 hit* fied such album* a* the Beastle young musicians and confusing a* "Jeremy Straight" fairly ex- to find here ("Hang On Sloopy." won't hurt him at all. Boys' Licensed To HI. and Public to music Industry executives that plode also. 1991.. .the Poster "Tequila." etc.). Other* haven't Enemy'* Yol Bum Rush The Nell Young constantly outrock* Children are going on. aged a* well - Del Shannon's "Do Free Thirty Show, but here he somehow gets rebel* half hi* age. This double- Laca* You Want To Dance" sound* Bed the Peppers to Improve their length sonic chronicle of Young's To Rap My World Around Yon hopelessly out of touch In an age Atco songcraft. "Under The Bridge" t* Ragged Glory tour with the Horse MCA when date rape Is such a problem These Brits found snotty They a narrative gem Paul Simon could rage* non-stop for nearly two He's white. He's Danish He on campuses and the Newbeats' alto beat their guitars like they're be proud of and "The Power of hours, peaking on "Love To rap*. And with God a* my wit- "Bread and Butter" sounds like a rlngln' a bell. "Supernova" and Equality" would be right at home Burn," "F!?Btfn' Up," "Love And ness, Lucas Is more legit than Sesame Street (kit about good nu- " 13th Disciple are prlmo dan- on a Greenpeace compilation. But Only Love." and a feedback- Hammer will ever be. The pro- trition. The bigger question at cerock while "Strange Kind of they can still wing a funkpunk drenched tribute to Bob Dylan'* duction team of and hand It i It this frat rock? You'd Urgency" Is the beet cough syrup groove Into the stratosphere as "Biowln' In The Wind." Nell* a steer this great Dane In think these days a true frat rock overdose ballad I've heard In a they do on the title track and "Sir little bit older, and he's still a hell all the right directions with laid- album would be a comprehensive long time. And I'll cough up a Ptycho Sexy." Evolution, my of alot louder. back (dare I say New Age).. , anthology of any of a number of lung If "You" Isn't worthy to be > , . friend*, «VOlMtlon • Friday. December 6. 19*1 TlMHB»ER Duck & cover run Celebs choke, hack on 'Golden Throats 2' Various Artists on "Hey Jude" calls to mind vi- Golden Throat* 2 sions of drunken grandfathers Rhino trying to be "hip with the kids" at Christmas. Thankfully, Casslus REVIEW This collection of celebrity Gay's take on "Stand By He" covers of songs that deserve bet- reveals nothing of the speech-s- Dtnouarjr. ter further proves the theory that lurring brain damage he would Whatever a Cool With Mt stars are meant to shine, not sing. later suffer as Muhammad All. Sire Record* Rhino wasn't content with a And Bob Dylan dies a thousand This second major label single volume of these sometimes deaths every time his "All I Real- release for Dinosaur Jr. Is hilarious butcherlngs, ergo vol- ly Want To Do" Is mutilated by dubbed " 1 single and 7 ume 2. This time around Sammy overexcited thesplan Sebastian B-sldes." but It Includes var- Davis. Jr. takes center stage with Cabot. iations of previously a pair of boffo cuts — a vegas- released grlndy grangers, funk version of "Shaft" and a Rounding out this all-star col- such as a live version of the mind-bending, socially- lection Is Hitch Miller & The Sub Pop single "Keep the conscious, spoken-word romp Gang's balls-to-the-wall male THE WHAM OF SAM: Sammy Davis. Jr. (shown here with Sonla Braga In the Glove." The hard-to-flnd through "In The Ghetto" ("If choir riot on "Give Peace A 1985 bomb Moon Over Parador") rocks the funky beat on "Golden Throats "Quicksand" single, also In- you're gonna survive, dig, In the Chance." This version probably 2." ghetto"). kept Vietnam going for a good cluded here. Is a special me- ■ From Comics, page 3. lodic treat that might be the five years on Its own. closest thing to a ballad J Other star-dudded numbers In- //mini-series, a reply to last of what customers wanted." Hascls Is capable clude Leonard Nlmoy's mauling There's nothing like good year's Robin mini-series — DC's Brian Young, owner of Young's of. Whatever a Cool With Me of "Put A Little Love In Your covers. The songs on Golden greatest success In history. For Newsstand, 178 S. Main, took a Is a must have, but ya Heart." Spock desperately needs Throats 2 are nothing like good this four-Issue series, a total of 14 different perspective on multi- know. Dinosaur's always a transfer of human soul-blood covers, but they're worth their covers (S for number one. 4 for cover gimmicks. Young Is fight- cool with me. here, but he doesn't get It and Is weight In schlocky pop culture number two. 3 for number three, ing an overstock onXMen and - Morre'la Raleigh perpetually a good two to three belly laughs. and 2 for number four) are flood- Robin alike seconds behind his background - Matthew A. Daneman and ing shops, as well as collector sets singers. Blng Crosby's warbling Frank Esposlto of each Issue and a full-series col- "This Robin thing is totally a lector set — each with trading Joke," Young said. "So many ■ From Rock Gossip, page 5. - cards. Most covers sport flashy people are turned off by (multiple holograms. covers)." minded or for the brainwashed Saturday: Myrle Perkins and the Good Tymes will shine with Gone Some collectors can stretch "(The companies) are not ask- moral majority," he added.Satan Percolators, an awesome blues Daddy Finch on Friday and their comic budgets to accomo- ing comic shops their opinion, Tortilla Is available at Madhatter band hailing from Chicago, will Splderfoot on Saturday. Toledo date such gimmicks, but loads of Music Company, 143 E. Wooster blow Howard's Club H away both rocks this weekend with The New and that's 60 to 70 percent of series overstock on dealers' shel- their business," he added. In downtown BG. nights. Easystreet will get blasted Duncan Imperials at Frankle's, ves gather more dust than profit. ROCK THIS TOWH: Friday and both nights with BUtzen, and 308 Main St., Toledo, on Friday. The new multi-cover trend tests Russell explained that high the traditional romance with one print ratios bait readers Into buy- of the 20th century's most defini- ing multiple copies of comics tive hobbles. under the Impression that these "You don't do multi-cover cas- Issues will Increase In value to by LT. Morten ually," DC publicity manager collectors, when In reality a PLEBES Martha Thomases said in a recent flooded market will cancel their phone Interview. "You do what future value. the (comic) book demands." "I know distributors and re- "It could seriously affect the tailers had asked for them," Industry." Russell said. "It could Thomases said, pointing to suc- actually drive people away from cessful sales and an "Indication collecting comics."

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It will be pre- Findlay, as the narrator, Jeffrey M. sented tonight and tomorrow at B Leinen. a freshman music major p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. in the from Cincinnati, as Joseph; and Joe E. Brown Theatre. John A. Higgins, a freshman music "Joseph and the Amazing Tech- major from Perry, as Jacob. nicolor Dreamcoat" was the first Playing the jealous brothers are success for the team of Andrew Ward Ensign, a sophomore art ed- Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice. ucation major from Oregon; Dar- Webber went on to compose a ren Kuhn. a sophomore music string of blockbuster musicals, in- major from Celina: William Ault, a cluding the longrunning "Cats" sophomore mathematics and and "Phantom of the Opera." theatre major from Silver Lake; Thi3 play is pure music with no Robert Vandergalft, a freshman spoken parts and incorporates a music major from Cincinnati; wide variety of musical styles in- Heath Huber, a junior theatre cluding rock, country and calypso major from Perrysburg; Matt De- among others. lano, a sophomore theatre major It Is a light hearted interpretation from Ravenna; Brian E. Smith, a of the biblical story of Joseph and senior English major from his 11 brothers The brothers are McComb; and Mary K. Brucker. a jealous of Joseph because he is junior theatre major, Erich Offen- favored by their father. Because of burg. a freshman theatre major their jealousy they sell him Into and Kevin C. Shaw, a senior slavery. communication major, all of Sponsored by the theatre hon- Toledo. orary Theta Alpha Pi, the story is The musical also includes a interpreted by a diverse cast of 27-member chorus. over 30 students representing Reserved seat tickets can be \hsepn and trie Amtilng TectirilaikM DnenKoml'cms! rr^ The play fea- tures ■ aW variety ot musical styles Including country, calypso and rock. (Photo courteey Pubac Relations) many different majors. This play is purchased at the box office or by the only musical being performed calling 372-2719. Circle K to play games all night Concert tonight Water polo a success The University's own Collegiate Water Polo, while the first team coaches, money and had very Members of Circle K will stay "sweat equity," which means Chorale, which has toured the sport ever played in the Olympics, little equipment. Scott Levin, as- awake all tonight playing games the family must put in hours United States and Europe, is team- only recently began at the Univer- sistant director of Aquatics at the to raise money for Habitat for towards the construction of the ing up with A Capella Choir tonight sity. Similar to soccer, players use Student Recreation Center, pro- Humanity, an organization ded- house. at 8 p.m. in Kobacker Hall their hands instead of their feet, vided swimming caps, nets and icated to providing low cost The chorale is directed by Rich- and of course play It on a "field" of pool time twice a week for the housing. Last year the game-a-thon ard Mathey and the choir by Mark water, instead of grass. team. Game-a-thon will take place raised more than $ 100 and Munson. The BGSU Water Polo team As the weeks passed, the team at the Student Recreation seven of the participants lasted started In September, 1990 with started coming together and pre- Center and Off enhauer West through the entire night. Some Included in the program are six players. As word of the team pared for its first tournament In from 7 p.m. today to 7 a.m. of the games the students will sacred songs as well as traditional spread on campus, the team Findlay. The first tournament and a tomorrow. Members have soli- be taking part in include volley- favorites such as "Silent Night" grew. By March 1991 It consisted resulting 2-1 record proved to be cited pledges of approximately ball at the Student Recreation and "The Holly and the Ivy" will of 21 players and these 21 player the stepping stone for a truly suc- a dokar an hour. Center, and walleyball, uecker also be performed. team participated in their first cessful semester. They went on to Habitat for Humanity helps and Monopoly at Off enhauer The performance will conclude match. Playing against Findtay, defeat the 's low Income families build West. with "Amen." they were badly beaten. B Team, Ohio State University, houses. The Habitat offers help Both the Game-a-thon and More than 90 students will sing September 10, 1991 was the Purdue, Ohio University and Ken- In return for what they call Circle K are open to afl. on the program. Pianist Paul Thie- first day of practice for a new and yon College. ken will accompany the Collegiate improved team. The number of After beating schools of that cal- Chorale and pianist Cynthia players was five times greater than iber In the Midwest and earning an Founder's dance tomorrow Snyder will accompany the A the year before. With 30 people in overall record of 9-3-1, the team Cappella Choir. the water, team captains Ed earned a spot in the Midwestern Alpha Phi Alpha wil cap off this the inception of Alpha Phi Al- Tickets, which are $3 for stu- Maynard, Drew Layne and Dave Water Polo Championships where week's Founder's Day events with pha on December 4, 1906. Disc dents and senior citizens, and $5 Qagner had to decide how to or- they they placed seventh. the Founders Day Dance Jockey Walter Love will provide for others, can be purchased by ganize JO many participants. They New this year is a women's tomorrow at 10 p.m. In Eppler music for the dance, which is calling the music center box office were excited about the growth of water polo team. It's captains are Admission Is one can of food. open to al. at 372-8171. The box office is the team, says Maynard, but they Kate Lauer, Monique Lemon and All canned foods will be donated open noon-6 p.m. Monday knew that they had a great deaf of Maggie Williams. The women's The dance Is the finale for an en- to the homeless shelter in Bowling through Friday and beginning an work ahead of them. They lacked season begin* in the spring. tire week of activities commemor- Green. hour before performance time. I 9 i.m.-4:30 p.m. - Art Exhibit 8-10 p.m. and White 1-4 p.m. - Santa and Mrs. Claus 7 a.m.-Bible Breakfast I 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. - Art Exhibit I School of Art Faculty Exhibition Weekend Free and open to all Donations of I Open to al University Lutheran I School of Art Faculty Exhibition I Free and open to all Fine Arts Bowling Party Sponsored by Phi canned goods are requested. Chapel. 1124 E. Wooster I Free and open to all Fine Arts I Gallery Beta Sigma University Bowling Sponsored by Classified Staff I Galery Lanes, Union Council Lobby. University Union 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. - Art Exhibit I Noon - Graduate Student School of Art Faculty Exhibition 12:30-4 p.m. - Coffee Hours ILuncheon 10 p.m.-2 a.m. - Dance 2-5 p.m.-Art Exhibit I Free and open to all Fine Arts I French language and company. |$1 donation Open to all United Admission Si and can of food School of Art Faculty Exhibition Gallery | Open to all French House IChristian Fellowship Center, 313 Sponsored by Alpha Phi Alpha Free and open to all Fine Arts |Thurstin Fraternity Lenhart Grand Ballroom. Galery 111 a.m. -Bible Study 6 p.m. - Co-Dependents University Union I Free and open to all United Anonymous 4:30 p.m. - TV Program 3 p.m. - Concert I Christian Fellowship Center. 313 Free and open to all. First "Campus Connection ." Wood Bowkng Green Phlharrnonla Free I Thurstin. Presbyterian Church. 126 S and open to all Kobacker Hall. Church St. Cable Channel 24 I 6,10 a.m. - Church Services Moore Musical Arts Center 6-7:30 p.m.- BGSU Karate Club P?JJ St Johns Episcopal Church, 1509 Registration fee Open to al Gym. 6:16 p.m. - Church Service and 6 p.m. - Men's Basketball |E Wooster BGSUvs Loualana Technical 4:30 p.m.-Meeting Eppler Center Dinner Wortd Student Association Free Free and open to al Sponsored by University Iowa City. Iowa 16,10 a.m. Noon - Church t and open to all 11 th floor. 7:30 p.m. - Women's Basketball St Thomas More, 425 Thurstin I Services Offenhauer West BGSUvs. University of Michigan 7 p.m. - Candlelight Vigil I St. Aioysius Church, 150 S Anderson Arena. «>l 6-7:30 p.m. -BOSU Karate Club Open forum on women's safety. | Enterprise. Free and open to a* Sponsored by 6:30 p.m. - Church Service Registration fee Open to al Gym. Women for Women. Ohio Suite, Faith Temple, 175 State St 8 p.m. - Planetarium Christmas Eppler Center. 8:30,11 a.m. - Church Servicee Show University Union St. Mark's Lutheran Church. 315 7:30 p.m. - Planetarium "Secret of the Star " S1 donation 7:30 p.m. - Variety Show S Colege (Sunday school at 9:45 Christmas Show requested Planetarium. Physical Thursday Night Uve Free and open 7:30 p.m.-Hockey a.m.). BGSU at Western Michtgan "Secret of the Star "S1 donation Sciences Building to all Sponsored by BGSU Bible requested Planetarium. Physical University Kalamazoo 9,11 a.m. - Church Services Studies Ice Arena lounge Sciences Building 9:1 S-10:15 p.m. - Ice Skating First United Methodist Church, BGSU Skating Club Open to si 8:30 p.m. - Meeting 7:30,0:45 p.m., Midnight - UAO 1506 E. Wooster Movie 8 p.m. - Concert Ice Arena Lesbian and Gay Alliance. Free and Swingle Singers. Tickets S8, S14. "Edward Sclssorhands.'' SI .50 9:30 a.m. - Church Service open to al United Christian $20 S2 student discount Festival with BGSU ID Eva Marie Saint Grace Brethren Church, 121 S. Fellowship Series, sponsored by Onto Arts Theatre, University Hal. Enterprise 9-11:30 a.m. - Academic Council and Arts Midwest. I Advisement Kobacker Hal. Moore Musical Arts 8 p.m. - Concert 10 a.m. - Church Service I For hearing impaired majors 444 19 a m.-4:30 p.m. - Art Exhibit Center BGSU CoBegiate Chorale and A Prout Chapel Education Building, [ School of Art Faculty Exhibition Cappella Choir Tickets $5. $3 I Free and open to al. Fine Aria 8 p.m. - Theatre Production students and senior citizens 10 a.m. - Church Service 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. - Art Exhibit I Galery "Joseph and the Amazing Kobecker Hal, Moore Musical Arts First Presbyterian Church. 126 S. School of Art Faculty Exhibition Technicolor Dreamcoat.'' by Tim Center. Church. I Free and open to al Fine Arts I Noon - Graduate Student Rice and Andrew Uoyd Weber. Galery I Luncheon 8 p.m. - Planetarium Christmas 10, 11:30 i.m., 7 p.m. -Church Tickets $3 Joe E Brown Theatre. I Si donation Open to al. United University Hall 11:30 a.m. - TV Program Show Servicee I Christian Feaowanip Center, 313 "Secret ot the Star." $1 donation St Thomas More Parish. 425 "Campus Connection " Wood | Thurstin requested Planetarium, Physical Thurstin. 8:30 p.m. - Informstlon Night Cable Channel 24. Sciences Building. Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity All 12:30 p.m. - Concert interested non-greek men are 10 a.m., 6 p.m. - Church Services 3:30 p.m. - Biology Lecture "Holiday Sing." Free and open to 0 p.m. - Theatre Production Dsyspring Assembly ot God, welcome Canal Room. University Dr Robert Tabita. Department of all Sponsored by College of "Joseph and the Amazing 17360 N. Dixie Highway. Union Microbiology. Ohio State Musical Arts Kobacker Hal, Moore Technicolor Dreamcoat," by Tim University. Free and open to al. Musical Arts Center 10 p.m. - TV Program Rice and Andrew Uoyd Weber. 10:16 a.m. - Church Service Sponsored by Department of Tickets $3. Joe E. Brown Theatre. Christ Community Church. 123 "Campus Connection." Wood Biological Sciences Room 112, 3-6 p.m. - Workshop University Hal Court St Cable Channel 24. Life Sciences Building "Home for the Holidays.''for adult children ot alcoholics Free and 6:30 p. m.-Mldnlght - Comedy and 10:30 a.m. - Church Service 7 p.m. - Meeting (ffg) open to al Sponsored by The Music Progressive Student Organization Prevention Center State Room. Peace Lutheran Church, 1028 I 9 e.m.-4:30 p.m. - Art Exhibit Comedians Karl Ambrose and Allan West Pearl (Sunday school at 9:15 Free and open to al. University University Union Lesure. and musician Tom Gorman. School of Art Faculty Exhibition Christian Fellowship a.m.). Free and open to all Sponsored by I Free and open to al. Fine Arts 4 p.m.-Women's Swimming Gallery UAO Dry Dock, Harshman 10:30 a.m. - Church Service 7 p.m. - Multi-cultural Midweek BGSU VS. University of Notre Quadrangle. Movie Dame Cooper Pool, Student Agape Church of Prayer United I 4:30-8 p.m. - Meeting Christian Fellowship. 313 Thurstin "ZootSutt "S1.50 Sponsored by Recreation Center 0 p.m.-Mldnlght - Blue and White I Men's Issues Discussion Group (Bible study at 9:30 a.m.) Multicultural Activities and Weekend I Free and open to al. Faculty Programs Gish Film Theatre. 4:30 p.m. - TV Program | Lounge, University Union. Admission S3 Sponsored by Phi 10:30 a.m. - Church Service Hanna Hal. "Campus Connection." Wood Beta Sigma Fraternity Eppler Trinity United Methodiet Church. Cable Channel 24. 6-6:30 p.m. - Meeting South 200 N. Summit (Sunday school at 7:30 p.m. - Men's Basketball Women for Women General 9:15 a.m.). BGSUvs Western Kentucky 7 p.m. - Olde English Yulettde Meeting Free and open to al. University Anderson Arena Dinner Canal Room. University Union Tickets Si 5. S10 BGSU students, I 2 p.m. - Planetarium Christmas 10:30 a.m. - Church Service 8 p.m. - Meeting seniors. Sponsored by Mid-Am [Show University Lutheran Chapel. 1124 6-6 p.m. - Monday Musfclsns I "Secret of the Star " $1 donation E Wooster. International Relations Bank and University Union. Lenhart Bill Bousfiekl's Group Free and Organization Free and open to all Grand Ballroom. University Unton. I requested Planetarium, Physical open to al. Northeast Commons 10:30 a.m. - Church Service 114 Education Building I Sciences Budding Dining Hal University Christian Church, 1040 7 p.m. - Men's Swimming 8 p.m. - Meeting 14 p.m. - Concert Choral Rehearsal Hal, Moore BGSU vs University of Notre 8-6 p.m.-Meeting Students for Ufa Free and open to Dame Cooper Pool, Student I BGSU Gospel Choir concert. S1 Musical Arts Center BGSU Juggling Club. $1 semester all. Faculty Lounge. University Recreation Center. I donation First United Methodist fee Open to al Eppler South gym Union | Church 10:30 a.m., 6 p.m. - Church Services 8 p.m. - Planetarium Christmas 6:30 p.m. - Meeting 8:30 p.m.-Meeting Show 4 p.m. - Women's Basketball First Baptist Church 749 S Amnesty International. Free and BGSU vs. Harvard University Winter garden. Amnesty International Free and "Secret of the Star "S1 donation open to all 306 Hanna Hal open to al 309 University Hal. requested Planetarium. Physical Providence. R.I. 10:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m. - Church Sciences Butding 7 p.m. - Meeting 9 p.m.-Meeting 6-1 p.m. -Blue and White Servicee Christian Student Fellowship. Free Peace Coalition Free and open to Weekend Village View Church ot Christ. 801 and open to al Capital Room. all United Christian Fellowship Stepshow Sponsored by Phi Beta WestPoeRd. University Union Center, 313 Thurson. 1 p.m. - Football Sigma. Eppler South 10:45 a.m. - Church Service California Raisin Bowl BGSU vs. 7 p.m. -Meeting 9:16 pun.-Meeting Fresno State University. Buftdog 7:30 p.m.-Hockey First Christian Church. 875 Students tor Ethical Treatment of Resident Student Association Free Stadium. Fresno. Calf BGSU vs Western Michigan Haskms (Sunday school at 9:30 Animals Free and open to all University. Ice Arena. and open to on-campus students. United Christian Feeowshlp Center. Second floor, Student Services 2 p.m. -Planetarium Christmas 313 Thurstin Building 7:30,0:45 p.m.. Midnight - UAO 10:46 a.m. - Church Service Show "Secret ot the Star "S1 donation Movie Faith Temple, 176 State St 7:30-0 p.m.-Bible Study 9:36 p.m. - Meeting requested. Planetarium. Physical "Edward Scissorhanda." S1.50 (Sunday school at 10 a.m.). Free and open to al. Sponsored by Reach-Out social service Sciences Buiklmg with BGSU ID Eva Marie Selnt Chneean Outreach Ministry Taft organization Free and open to al. Theatre. University Ha* 10:48 a.m. - Church Service Room, University Union Deliverance Tabernacle Church of 106 South Hal | 2 p.m.-Women's Basketball BGSU at Unokt State University 8 p.m. - Opera God, 1 7202 N Mercer (Sunday 7:30-9 p.m. -Meeting "Dido and Aeneas," by Henry school at 9:30 a.m.) 9:30 p.m. - Rellectlons and "Time Out for Cathotoclam." Free Devotions 7 p.m. - Olde English Yuletlde Puree*, and "Geeentry." by and open to al Anttoch Library, St Douglas Moore Admission $1 11 a.m. - Church Service Free and open to al. University Dinner Thomas More. Bowling Green Opera Theatre. Maumee Valey Unitarian Lutheran Chapel. 1124E Tickets SI 5. $10 BGSU students. Wooster Bryan Recital HaH. Moore Musical Unrversakst Congregation Schaler seniors. Sponsored by Mid-Am 8-0 p.m. - Meeting Bank and University Union Lenhart Arts Center Hal. 130 W Indiana. Perrysourg Chrtettan Science Organization (Religious education at 10a.m.) Grand Balroom. University Union. Free and open to al. Canal Room, 0 p.m. - Theatre Production University Union. "Joseph and the Amazing 11 a.m. - Church Service 7:30 p.m. - Men's Basketball Technicolor Dreamcoat." by Tim Foursquare Gospel Church. 205 BGSU at Penn State University. 9-11 p.m.-Meeting Cottege Station Rice and Andrew Uoyd Weber. Sandridoe Kappa Mu Epsilon math honorary Tickets S3. Joe E Brown Theatre. society Admission S1. free for Unrver sity Hal. 11 a.m.. 7 p.m. - Church Services members Planetarium. New Horizon Pentecostal Church of God. 620 Second St. (Sunday school at 10 a.m.) 8,10 a.m.-Church Senricee [ 4:30-6 p.m. - Meeting 2:30-4 p.m. - Coffee Hours 8, 10a.m. -Church Services I St. John's Episcopal Church. 1509 Dec. 16 [ Men's Issues Discussion Group French language and company St John's Episcopal Church, 1 SOS E Woosler I Free and open to all Faculty Open to al. French House E. Wooater 9 e.m.-4:30 p.m. - Art Exhibit I Lounge, University Union School of Art Faculty Exhibition 8.10 a.m., Noon - Church 3-S p.m.-Flt-For-AII 8,10 a.m.. Noon-Church Free and open to all. Fine Arts Services 184:30 p.m. - Meeting Prescreenlng Services St. Aloysius Church. 150 S Gallery I Women for Women General Open to students Activity Center. St. Aloysius Church. 1 SO S I Enterprise. I Meeting Free and open to al. | Student Recreation Center I Enterprise | Canal Room. University Union. 8:30,11 s.m. - Church Services Dec. 17 8 p.m. - Co-Dependents 8:30,11 e.m. - Church Services St Mark's Lutheran Church. 316 $4 p.m. - Meeting Anonymous St Marks Lutheran Church. 31S S College (Sunday school at 9 45 B a.m .-4:30 p.m - Art Exhibit BGSU Juggling Club Si/semester Free and open to al First | S Coeege (Sunday school at 9:45 Presbyterian Church, 126 S. a.m.). a.m) School 0» Art Faculty Exhibition fee. Open to all. Eppler South gym. Church St Free and open to al. Fine Arts 8, 11 a.m. - Church Services 9.11 a.m. - Church Services Galery. 6:30 p.m. - Meeting First United Methodist Church. Amnesty International. Free and 8-7:30 p.m. - BGSU Karate Club First United Methodist Church, 1S06E Wooster 6 p.m - Planetarium Christmas Open to all 306 Hanna Hall Registration fee. Open to all Gym. 1506 E Wooster Eppler Center Show 7 p.m. - Meeting 8:30 a.m. - Church Service 9:30 a.m. - Church Service "Secret of the Star " $1 donation Grace Brethren Church. 121 S. requested Ptanetarturn. Physical Christian Student Fellowship. Free 7:30 p.m. - Variety Show Grace Brethren Church, 121 S. in Enterprise Sciences Building. and open to al. Capital Room. Thursday Night Live Free and open Enterprise. University Union loan Sponsored by BGSU Bible 10 a.m. - Church Service Studies. Ice Arena lounge 10 a. m. - Church Service First Presbyterian Church. 126 S. Dec. 18 7 p.m. - Meeting Prout Chapel Church Students for Ethical Treatment of 8:30 p.m.-Meeting 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. - Art Exhibit Animals Free and open to all Lesbian and Gay Alliance Free and 10 a.m. - Church Service 10,11:30 a.m., 7 p.m. - Church School ol Art Faculty Exhibition United Christian Feeowship Center, open to all United Christian First Presbyterian Church. 126 S. Church. Services i Free and open to all Fine Arts 313 Thurstin Feeowship St Thomas More Pansh, 425 Gallery Thurstln. 7:30-0 p.m. - Bible Study 8 p.m. - UAO Classic Movie 10. 11:30 a.m., 7 p.m. -Church 11:30a.m. -TV Program Free and open to al Sponsored by "Mr Blending Builds His Dream Servtcee 10 a.m., 8 p.m. - Church Services "Campus Connection ' Wood Christian Outreach Ministry Taft House." starring Myma Loy, Cary SI. Thomas More Pariah, 425 Dayspnng Assembly ot God. Cable Channel 24. Room, University Union Grant. Free and open to all Giah Thurstln. 17380 N OWe Highway. Film Theatre, Hanna Hall 7:30-8 p.m. -Meeting 10a.m.. 8 p.m. - Church Servtcee 10:15a.m.-Church Service 'Time Out for Catholocisnv'' Free Dayspnng Assembly of God, Chriat Community Church. 123 Dec. 20 and open to all Antioch Library. Si 17360 N. Dixie Highway CourtSt • p.m. - Planetarium Chrlitmaa Thomas More Church. 10:15 a.m.- Church Service 10:10 a.m. - Church Service "Secret of the Star'$1 donation 7:30 p.m. - Men's Basketball Chriat Community Church. 123 Noon - Graduata Sludent Peace Lutheran Church. 1028 requested. Planetarium, Physical BGSU vs Defiance University. Court St." West Pearl (Sunday school at 9:15 Sciences Building Anderson Arena. Luncheon a.m.). $1 donation. Open to aft. United 10:30 a.m. - Church Service Christian Fellowship Center. 313 Peace Lutheran Church. 1028 10:30 a.m. - Church Service Dec. 22 I Thurstln. West Pearl (Sunday school at 9:18 Agape Church of Prayer. United a.m.). 7 a.m.-Bible Breakfast 4:30 p.m. - Men's snd Women's Christian Fellowship. 313 Thurstln 8 p.m. - Women's Basketball Open to al. University Lutheran I Swimming 10:30a.m.- Church Service (Bible study at 930 a.m.). BGSU St Akron University Chapel. 1124E Wooater BGSU vs. Ohio University Cooper Agape Church of Prayer. United I Pod, Student Recreation Center 10:30 a.m. - Church Service 10 p.m. - TV Program 11 a m-Bible Study Christian Feeowship. 313 Thurstin Trinity United Methodist Church. "Campus Connection." Wood Free and open to al United (Bible study at 9:30 am.) 200 N Summit (Sunday school at 4:30 p.m. - TV Program Cable Channel 24. Christian Fellowship Center, 313 "Campus Connection." Wood 9:15 a.m.) Thurstin. 10:30a.m.- Church Service Cable Channel 24. Trinity United Methodist Church. 10:30 a.m. - Church Service 200 N Summit (Sunday school at 3-5p.m.-Flt-For-AII 4:48 p.m. - UAO Ski Weekend University Lutheran Chapel. 1124 Jan. 3 8:15 a.m.). Prescreenlng Leave lor Sugarioaf Resort, Mich E. Wooster Open to students. Activity Center, 7 p.m. - Hockey $100. includes Iransportation. Student Recreation Center. 10:30 a.m. - Church Service BGSU at University of lodging. 2-day lift tickets Sign up n University Lutheran Chapel. 1124 10:30 a.m., 8 p.m. - Church Illinois-Chicago UAO office E Wooater Services 6-7:30 p.m.- BGSU Karate Ctub Fvst Baptist Church 749 S Registration fee Open to al Gym. 7:30 p.m.-Hockey Eppler Center. 10:30a.m.- Church Service Wmtergarden Jan. 4 BGSU at Ferris State University. University Christian Church. 1040 Big Rapids, Mich 9:15-10:15 p.m.-Ice Skating Choral Rehearsal Has. Moore 10:30 a.m., 8:30 p.m. - Church 7 p.m. - Hockey BGSU Skating Ctub. Open to al. Musical Arts Canter. Services BGSU at University of 8 p.m. - UAO Weekend Movie Ice Arena. 10:30 a.m.. 6 p.m. - Church Village View Church ol Christ 801 Illinois Chicago "The Muppet Movie " Si .SO with Services WeetPoeRd BGSU ID 210 Math-Science First Baptlet Church 749 S BuMmg 10:46 a.m. - Church Service Jan. 5 wmtergarden Fist Christian Church, 876 10 p.m.-UAO Weekend Movie 10:30 a.m., 8:30 p.m. - Church Hasklns (Sunday school at 9:30 2 p.m.-Women's Basketball "The Great Muppet Caper S1 SO Services a.m.). BGSU at Valparaiso University with BGSU ID 210 Math-Science Village View Church ol Christ 801 Valparaiso. Ind. Buadmg. 10:45 a.m. - Church Service West Poe Rd. Faith Temple. 175 State St 0-11:30 a.m.-Academic Midnight - UAO Weekend Movie 10:45a.m.- Church Servlc e (Sunday school at 10 am) Jan. 8 Advisement "Labyrinth." $1 SO with BGSU 10 First Christian Church. 87S For hearing impaired majors. 444 210 Math-Science Building 10:45 e.m. - Church Service 5:45 p.m.- Women's Basketball Education Building. Haakms (Sunday school at 9 30 Deaverance Tabernacle Church of BGSU vs. Ohio University. a.m.). God, 17202 N. Mercer (Sunday Anderson Arena. 11:30 a.m. - TV Program 10:45 a.m. -Church Service school at 9:30 a.m.). "Campus Connection." Wood 8 a.m. - UAO Chicago Weekend Faith Temple. 175 State St. 8 p.m. -Men'a Basketball I Cable Channel 24 Leave for Rlchmont Hotel. S79, (Sunday school at 10 a.m.). 11 a.m.-Church Service BGSU vs Ohio University. includes Iransportation. hotel, Maumee Valley Unitarian Anderson Arens 3-5 p.m. - Flt-For-AII continental breakfast Sign up In 10:48 a.m. - Church Service Universal* Congregation Schaler Prescreenlng UAO office Hat. 130 W. Indiana, Perrysburg Open to students Activity Center. Deliverance Tabernacle Church ol God. 17202 N. Mercer (Sunday (Rekgious education at 10 a m ) Jan. 10 Student Recreation Center. 8 a.m. - Men's Swimming All Ohio Invitational Cooper Pool. school at 9 30 a m ) 11 a.m. - Church Service 7:30 p.m - Hockey 7 p.m. - Meeting Student Recreation Center Foursquare Gospel Church. 205 BGSU vs. Lake Superior State Progressive Student Organization II a.m. - Church Service Maumee Vaiey Unitarian Sandrtdge University. Ice Arena. Free and open to al. University 8:18 p.m. - Women'a Basketball Unrversakat Congregation Schaler Christian Fellowship BGSUvs Eastern Michigan Hal, 130 W Indiana. Perrysburg 11 a.m.. 7 p.m. - Church Services University. (Heigioue education et 10 a.m.). New Horizon Pentecostal Church Jan. 11 in 7:30 pan. - Men's Basketball ol God. 820 Second St. (Sunday BGSU at Youngatown State 8pjn.-Women's Swimming 11 a.m. - Church Service school at 10 a.m.) Noon - Gymnastics University All-Ohio Invitational Cooper Pool. Foursquare Gospel Church. 20S BGSU vs. nmois State University Student Recreation Center. Gymnasium. Eppler North. • p.m. - Meeting Sandndge 7:30 p.m. - Planetarium International Relations Christmas Show 7:30 p.m. - Gymnastics 12:48 p.m. - Women's Basketball Organization. Free and open to al. 11 a.m., 7 pjn. - Church I Secret of the Star $ 1 donation BGSU at Ohio State University. New Horizon Pentecostal Church requested Planetarium. Physical BGSU at Central Michigan 114 Education Budding Columbus. University Mount Pleasant. of God, 620 Second St. (Sunday Sciences Budding. school at 10 a m ) 8 p.m. - Meeting 7:30 p.m.-Hockey 7:30 p.m.-Hockey Students for Ufa. Free and open to 8 p.m. - Candlelight Mas* BGSU al Ferris State University. BGSU vs Lake Superior State as Faculty Lounge. University 4-8 p.m. - Meeting Free and open to al. Sponsored by Big Rapida, Mich. University. Ice Arena. Union African American Graduate Student St. Thomas More. Lenhart Grand Association Free 304 Moeaiy 7:30 p.m. - Men's Basketball Ballroom. University Union. Hal. 9 p.m -Meeting BGSU vs Eastern Michigan Peace CoefeHon. Free and open to 10 p.m.-TV Program University. Anderson Arena. all United Christian Fellowship 4:30 p.m. - Meeting "Campus Connection." Wood Center, 313 Thurstln World Student Association Free Cable Channel 24 and open to a), nthfloor. 2-8 p.m. - Art Exhibit 8:15 p.m. -Meeting OtfenhauerWeet. School ol Art Faculty Exhibition Resident Student Association. Free Free and open to al. Fine Arts and open toon-campus students 8:10 p.m. - Church Service Mary. Second floor. Student Services Faith Temple. t75StateSt Building I Olde English Yuletide Dinner tickets now on sale The murmur of 400 dinner center table will be 7 p.m. Dec. 13-14 in the should then take the receipt to the Brown. guests is cut short by the nourish The annual Bowling Green Olde Lenhart Grand Ballroom of the Union Information Desk, where it Seating will be limited to 400 for of trumpets. The doors swing English Yuletide Dinner, a two- Bowling Green State University can be exchanged for a Yuletide each dinner. open and pages, dressed in red, hour extravaganza of food and en- Union. Dinner ticket At the same time, Mid-American Bank has spon- march into the room carrying the tertainment, has begun. Tickets for the dinner are now the student can reserve a specific sored every Yultide Dinner, but traditional boar's head toward the This year's 24th annual dinners available at the Union Information table within the ballroom. this year, for the first time, the Desk. The cost Is $20 for stu- Thn menu will feature a tra- University Union will be a co- dents and senior citizens and $15 ditional English holiday feast, sponsor. for others. complete with wassail, roast beef, David Crooks, director of the Students may use their Quan- potatoes, Yorkshire pudding and Union, says he is delighted in be- tum 90 debit caads to purchase flaming plum pudding with hard ing able to co-sponsor the event. tickets. To do this, a student sauce. "It is my hope that this will become should present his or her card at Entertainment will be provided an annual event to bring the cam- any Union food service register to by the Bowling Green Singers, pus and community together, es- pay for the dinner. The student under the direction of James pecially during the holiday season. Opera theater presents tragedy Bowling Green Opera Theater gods, tells Aeneas he must leave Lola just before he begins to oper- will present Henry Purcell's "Dido _)ido and journey with his men to ate on Lola's lover, Donald. Lola and Aeneas" and Douglas found Rome. Dido is left behind to spurns Gregg's advances and as a Moore's "Gallantry" tomorrow at 8 lament the loss of her love. result of her rejection Donald's p.m. In Bryan Recital Hall. "Gallantry," a humorous spoof fate and the outcome of the opera- on grand opera and satire on pre- tion are jeopardized. Composed in 1689, "Dido and sent-day television, premiered in General admission is $ 1. paya- Aeneas" is a tragic opera of dra- New York in 1958. The one act ble at the door the evening of the matic intensity. The story is set in "soap opera" is set in a television performance. For additional infor- Carthage, after the fall of Troy. studio and a doctor's operating mation call the Moore Center box Dido, Queen of Carthage, falls in room. The eminent surgeon, Dr office at 372-8171, Monday love with Aeneas, a Trojan hero Gregg, declares his long- through Friday between noon and who has been cast upon the shore suppressed love for anesthetist 6 p.m. of Carthage. A sorcerer disguised as Mercury, messenger of the IOWIIHB emta STATI umtiasirr Candlelight vigil tonight GIII IN Women for Women will be hold- Green Sheet is published by the Bowling Green State University' ing a candlelight vigil tonight be- Office of Student Publications for students, (acuity and staff. ginning at 7 p.m. with an open The next Issue of Green Sheet will be published January 17. It will forum in the Ohio Suite of the cover events occuring January 17-February 2. The deadline to submit Union. Today is the two year an- Information for that Issue is noon Wednesday. January 15. niversary of the murder of 14 All events must be submitted in writing to the Green Sheet editor, women In Montreal, who fell victim 210 West HaH. There is no charge to have an item listed. Editor. Tom Rodda to a gunman. Calendar: Jason L. Hunt For more information call the Staff Writer: Mike Slaughter Women's Center at 372-2281 or Production: Jackie Erlon VilviVannak at 353-2685.

Falconguard Vada Burnett eyes the basket in recent action The Falcons play Lou- isiana Tech tonight at the AmanaHawkeye Classic In Iowa City. Iowa They are home next Wednesday to play Western Kentucky. On December 14 they play at Penn State University and are beck home to play Ohio University on January 8. IPhoto by Todd Swanson)

Thousands expected at Candlelight Mass

More than two thousand people, fore students left for Christmas mostly college students, are ex- vacation. Quickly the crowd grew pected to attend the annual so targe that a bigger site had to pre-Christmas Candlelight Mass be found. This year marks the on December 15, In the Lenhart ninth time that the Mass has been Grand Ballroom of the University held in the Ballroom. Union at 8 p.m. A large music group, "The attendance is overwhelm- which will use some original music ing," says Fr. Herb Weber, Pastor as well as some traditional advent of St. Thomas More Parish, which and Christmas songs, provides a sponsors the event. "There Is an vital part of the festivities. In addi- enthusiasm and warm spirit In the tion, the pageantry incorporates air that you can not resist," he the use of lights, processions and went on to say. drama. The mass originated in the late The celebration is a Catholic Falcon center Brett Harkma battles tor the puckm recent action. The Catena are at home tomorrow night against Western 1970s as a midnight Mass at the Mass, but people of all faiths at- Michigan. On January It the Falcon home game against Lake Superior Slate University wm appear on Pass cable network church on the Saturday night be- tend {Wood Cable Channel 40) (Photo by Todd Swanaon)