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VOL. IV, NO. 1 CARTERET PRESS CARTKKET, N. ,1 , Kk'lhAY, KEPTEMBKR 4, i():>r, PRICE THREE Fractures Skull In Twilight League Won By Belmonts HighSchoolI To Boost jSchool Opens Here On Wednesday Bruskie, Carteret FaDjJjit By Auto Macks Lose Last Game-New Players Interest In Football Spaniard, On Bicycle, Turn* Primary Pupils To Register Tuesday Stars As Deciding Game Draws Record Crowd To Brady'. Field; Friend, With Complotr School Here Into Path of Machine At Little Folks Will Be Booked At Cleveland and Nathan Hale Local Lad Figures Pr of Macks Lead Protest On "Padded" Lineup Strong Representative Team Danf»rous Corner; Taken Schools On Tuesday From 9 A. M. to Noon; Parents In Races In Rhode 1 In what was practically th Leagua Standing Promked; Prospect of To Hospital I game of the Twilight League serins Requested To Bring Birth Certificates Will Ride In Won. Lost. Ave. Schvol Athletic Field | last night, the Belmonts, with a line Belmonts 13 This* Month up that included several new faces, 4 .765 Offsets Chance of De- The local school^ will open for the Fall term Wednend»y. Emanuel Purdo. a Spanish laborer, Markn -.12 6 .666 of 84 Ettex street, had his skull won from the Mackn 4 to 0 and adlllacs •truction of Brady September 9. High School classes will meet in Columbus School cinched the championship of the 5 12 .294 According to Theodors fractured Wednesday of last week Tigers 5 13 ,277 whan he was knocked from his bi-league on Brady's Field. A crowd Fielde until the new building is ready for occupancy. ban kept in touch .with that filled every bit of available space cycle by an auto. The accident hap- Remits of the Week All primary pupils entering school for the first time are re- Broskie since the latter left I . and wan probably the biggest assem- 1 pened at Hudson and Union Btreeta. Cadillacs, 4; Tigers, 3. Considerable interest is alreadp in quested to register in Cleveland and Nathan Hale Schools, Bruskkie has been making* Purdo had been rridinfr just ahead of bled there this season, witnesged.JJie for himself in Provideriw, final contest and the cheering coh, Belmonts, 4; Macks, 0. evidence over the proRpect of a foot- respectively, on Tuesday, September 8, between 9 and 12 the auto and just an it was about | ball team here to represent the local to overtake him he turned from Hud-tinued to the end of the fl/al frame. Bruskie is known as a Fin.l Came Tonight high school. This year, for the first o'clock. Parents will do well to bring, birth certificates at the son street into Union street, making At the start of the game there was bicycle rider of more a left hand turn directly in the path Cadillac, VH. Belmonts. time in the hictory of the borough, time of registration. ability. Recently a dispute as to who should be umpire. there will be a senior class in tne of the auto. Ed. Mack named Monteleone, while On the opening day of school claflRea will meet as follows: in'contestii s with some of the I Elko demanded that Scally be picked. local school which means a complete in the bike game and has : J, M. Connor, of 61 Milford street, high school for Cnrtrret, with all that Columbus School—High School, Continuation Class pupils Newark, who was driving; the auto, The matter was settled by a com- Paramount Program He grabbed a five-mile stopped and went to the assistance of promise by which the two inter- means to any town in sporting ] and Grades 5, 6, 7 and 8. August 22 in the Rhode Is circUs. Purdo. The auto had merely bruised changed from plate to bases. Washington School—Grades 5, 6, 7 and 8. This event was on a SatL. his left lee but the fall tn the con- Fans, especially supporters of the At New Empire In othw yennt Cartcrst has had following Monday he cams I crete pavement caused the fracture | Macks, raised a "protest over what some notable football teams and Cleveland School—Grades 1, 4, and all new beginners inin a match in which there many great gridiron victories have which extends along the base of the!'hey termed "padding" of the Bel- Hie morning. Grades 2 and 3 in the afternoon. other entrim, all crack skull. When Purdo was picked up mont lineup, for the new batteries Big Pictures arid Bright Star* been won here. This year a regular came in second also on he was bleeding from the right ear, and other players on that team wer On Special Bill For Next high Bchool football team, with all the Nathan Hale School—Grades 1, 4, and all new beginner* night, in a thrilling three-fl Dr. Joseph Wantoch took him to chiefly responsible, for the victory community interest it will arouse, is in the morning, and Grades 2 and 3 in the afternoon. In the latter event it waa his office where an X-ray revealed that gave the title to the BelmontB. Week At Rahway a strong probability— almost a cer- decision between Johnny the fracture. The injured man was There were demands that the game Theatre tainty. Adjustment and formation of classes' in each school will winner. rushed to the Alexian Brothers hos-jbe, played over some time with the While there is n possibility that the be made RR early as enrollment permit*. Rruskic, who expects to _. pita!. Officer Gus Freeman invest!- regular lineup of the Belmonts per- field where so many Carteret field for a few dayn this month, *fi. Following the sensation caused by games have been played—Brady's The County Vocational Schools will open Wednesday, Sep gated the case for the police depart- forming at their accustomed posts, the extraordinary bill that the man- a six-day race in Canada in t rnent. j Hanzo, of Elizabeth, hurler for the e acquired by I tember 9. All new and old pupils are expected to register in ter pnrt of September, agement of the Empire Theatre, Rah- up into buildi j occasion for the winners, pitched way, put on this week, another treat I jjj^ f^ g makes good in that event s B tne Vocational Schools before the opening day. enter a six-day race in «I marvelous ball, allowing but two hita for patrons of the Empire is an- , oard\as"ann^unceTaare |,ol worryi n ThelVce- land fanning thirteen men in the Schoo B company next April in Chief nounced for the week beginning to-1 tj t purchasd he » large plotd o f morl e I seven innings of play. At one point K P Plans Advanced night in that nearly all of that pro-lthan log lots to bf. l,0 nve rted *n™ an he benched aeven in a row. Martin, gram will be Paramount pictures of | \ | „ of Staten Island, who refused to play athletic Rt d for pllb ir % f b Board of Health Carteret Soccer Club the highest order Next week, be-|football and oth(Jr spo, tinR: Wvents. at) other games, was on the receiving For Washington Ave. ginning with the bill for Monday, will | Football fans are considerably in- Blames Wife And end, Trosko being shoved to right be "Paramount Week" at the Empire teregted , Mwra, f t * . garden. _, Makes War On Dogs Organized For Season In the picture world Paramount football rules for the ruming season. Council Completes Plant For Joe Trosko got the only homer of means the best pictures and Widening Street and Laying I the game with a hard drive over . . , . , . These' changes in the form of altera- i i * ? • i &* i Strong Local Team Gets Into 'short. He came in when Mack fum- brightest stars ;ti . thf, f • ««™ , Lack of License and Muzzle Walks and Curbs d ay a nd Tue l y f the Costs Owner $5 Fine; In- Shape For 1925-26 Husband Says Pair Plshu i bled at the plat*. Dzurilla was ^ i .: . . f ?u °r ? ! announced in Julv by the secrecy the United States Football Asso- Season Abduct His Children j robbed of a home run when Karacew- screened will be presented in "Code ciation, of 13fi Liberty street, New spector Says Dog Situa- The Borough Council, at an ad- j ski pulled it out ot the sky. The win-of the est." This remarkable film [.York. These alterations should be tion Will Be Cleaned Sell Hi* Furniturej journed meeting Monday night, took ners put one man over in the first, was made from one of the greatest clipped and filed with copies of the The Carteret Soccer Club has been .farther steps in regard to widening" j another in the fifth and two in the Up Police Notes p g g of the Zane Grey novels. Owen rules. Thoalterationa are as follows: reorganized for the seaso nof 1925- <1 Battle Ends In Tienight included the following: ... feet. 0 0 E TI0N Substltute Hasbrouck, ss 3 stars. He is always good, but excep-1 f ^T, X -' and before 'after.' ' Several other property owners j Kaiacewski, cf 3 0 0 Barria and Santiago Milo wen tionally so in "Old Home Week,"i »LAW 6- -When the boll is in fined $15 for disturbing the pi havq not signeg d but it waass ne intimatedd ] Biesel, lb 3 0 1 which comes to the New Empire touch, a player of the opposite side to In a snappy twilight game at thePatrick McHugh was fined $10t... that all of them are agreeable to theOverholt, 3b., rf 3 0 1 Theatre on Thursdayy and Fridayy. that which plnyed it out shall throw Creosote diamond, Wednesday night, disorderly conduct; Hugh Boyk ^ plan. Lovi, rf., c 1 (1 0 The scene is laid in a Middle Western it in from the point on the touch- All-Leaguers' Jinx the Rovers, winners of the Borough reprimanded for being drunk and Councilman Phillips said that the F. Mack, D 2 0 0 town, home town of the hero, Tom line where it left the field of play. Junior Twilight League, und tneorderly; and John Henderson /• purchase ofthe necessary land will Ralericln c, 8b. 0 0 Clark (Meighan). He goes to NewThe player throwing the ball must Younit Yanks, who made such' a nice fined |10 for disorderly conduct, cost about $3,000 but that it was a Szelag, 2b. 0 0 York to make hia fortune, gets U> bestand on the touch-line facing the Gone; Win No. 14 record for themselves this year, play- good investment, especially for the part owner of a gas-filling station and field of play, and shall throw the ball ed an 8 to )}'tie'after seven innings. "Yosky" Trosko was batted from benefit of, the pupils now that the 22 0 2 1 returns to his home town in time to|irt over Whead with both hands Break In Winning Streak Did James Murphy new high school will open soon. Score by innings: discover that a couple of sharpers |a n dlrectioni and it ahann the mound in favor of Dapolito, while Belmonts 100 010 2— been aelU ol1 J in p]ay Not Last; Home Team In Miglecz stood the slamming of the „ . Several ordinances relative to "K •tocks to the,wh enthrownin A g ! be JaT es MurDn 6 Macks -- : 000 000 0—0 ! townspeople, are crooks. How he Rovers all by himself. Bothteams L, /" ,Y' ° old. street work; were introduced. * . Best yorm of Season er8hiner8 hin AA Two base hit—Hanzo. Three base outwits them, gete their money and gcorethrowed r froshalm l noa tthr agaiwn inplai yan untidth l thee ffoughh t harh d bbu t neitheih r coulld wjn P.P , 8r vf--dievfdied TTuesday ni| hit—Martin. Home run—Trosko. ut | his home after a long illness. . Base on balls—Off Mack, 0; ofpleasinf g pictures he has made. All-Leaguers in Ireland, he came to this con Hanzo, 0. Struck out—By Mack, 2; Conwny Tearle and Alice Terry aie number 13, Sun- when a youth and lived for player has any part or both feet on day afternoon, by swamping the St, years in Carteret. He wan mp. Port Reading Girl by Hanzo, 13. Left on bases—Bel- the handsome stars in tonight's at- the line when he throws the ball in. Young Yanks Win; monts, 3; Macks, 2. Umpires—Mon- traction, "The Great Divide." The Mary's of Bound Brook, 15 to 3, at aa an engineer^ by the Wheeler , ; , p "ALTERATION.—For the second Brady's Oval. Come Out From Behind denBor an(] EngineDrinK Comf teleonl e andd ScallySll. SScorer—ZUSBZ - story has a sordid beginning that sentence substitute the following: Weds Carteret Youth moves quickly to a most intensely Ernie Sabo's two long home runs, He was a member of St. Josep mun. 'The player throwing the ball must a triple and a Bingle, in four tries, interesting situation. As one of a on the ground By means of a rally in the late Church, Court Carteret, No. 48, A pretty wedding took place in the a fafactoctorr inn th thee innings, the Young Yangs beat the esters of America; Quinpiac group of three drunken men who en- thlnLe tauch-Une facing tnTfie "*!. ^"J , . ! "^1 First Presbyterian Church, of Wood- Throws Rock Through Window ter the girl's cabin in the dead of , ^ „ "v. ^f . „ In the second, whe1 n 1the snappy third Liberty A. C. 6 to 5. "Bud" Mullen, Improved Order of Red Men," bridge, on Saturday, August 21), 1U25, £ failed," to find who pitched for the winners, allowed Exempt Firemen's Association night, the hero buys out the claims of ^ S ^han'd^'s in any ^ ^ fild t fid when Miss Murie Thompson, daugh- Injures Child; Police Notes one and shoots it fut with the* other. ° sliding to eom-four hits, while his mates got eight. the ex-ChiefB' Association, of ter of Mrs. Anna Thompson, of Port He 18 then in possession o fthe girl I thrown in in pS,' whoM | X ,'he was called out byStev„.»„e Trosk.,„. o wa,,„s„ „.„..„ ,,.„..„,.. way. He IB survived by hia wj<| Reading, became the bride of Hurvey (Omitted from last issue for lack who has agreed to the arrangement ! Montelenpiete fl. e and was done out of u A triple and home run by Miglecz[Mrs. Margaret Murphy. V. O. Young,- aon of Mr. and Mrs. of space). as the best of a bad bargain. He Delete the last sentence. ! circuit clout, Mickey Dzurilla also helped the Yanks a lot. LAW b. Joseph Young, of Carteret, Joseph Mitchell, a negro, also loves her but, she feels that she has got a four baser to left center in Score by innings: The bridal party entered to theknown as "One-eyed Joe,'1 living at the ball.any player of the same si< the fifth, with the sacks empty. —The Junio rSIovak Club will i been bought for a price. who at such moment of playing is •' Youiffe Yanks 000 118 1—6.. „.„ ...... strains of Lohengrin's Wedding 40 Mercer street, wae given 90 days Felix Mack held nine hits scattered Liberty A. A 040 000 0— 5jto rhUadelphia^for two day* Roman Navarro and Enid Bennett j to his opponents' goal-line is'. —Mr. and Mrs. Sam Klein March by Wagner, played by Mra. W.in the county jail in police court on are the topliners in "The Red Lily," i out but three runs. The Lockwood. The ceremony was per-a charge of disorderly conduct. play and may not touch the \ 0Unutt nf f ibaby, of Brooklyn^ we,re the a French love story that is one ofball himself nor in any way whatever , ° —Mr. and Mrs. R. Rochman and of School Commissionsr und formed before a floral arch, by theMitchell was charged with hurling a the features tomorrow. The other interfere with an opponentpp , or with Next the same ljne.up family are spending a three weeks' Frank Brown on Sunday. ' Rev. E. R. Brown, of Dunelkn. The atone thfough a window in the home feature for .tomorrow is "Garrison's N y p bride was daintily uttired in a gown of Mrs. Helen Prosley, also of Mer- P'>j y' be neeilfd to beabt t ththe CCloversl , of vacation! at Ellenville, N, Yt —Miss Alice • O'Brien retur Finish, a picture of race tracks races j pfe/ed, unless there are at "such "mo- —Miaa Ida Nadel returned Mon- Tuesday from South Amboy, wfc of white canton crepe with hat to | oer street. The woman's eight-yearih - and love, with Jack Pickford in thel \ ' , | maU-h and carried a shower bouquet'old daughter, Margaret, wan in- the men o f plllyillg at eMt three ot his day after a five weeks' stay in' Bos- she spent two weeks aa the ro e' opponents ncure their own goal line. I Cro.tword,. AB. K. H.ton. relatives. of white roses. She was given in jrO om and was either struck by the marriage by her brother, Chris stone or by Hying glass from the A player is not out of play when the j{eHy |{ 4 11 baHi a Thompson. The matron of honor, broken window. She was injured Civil Service Exams k.icke.I off from goal, when a Trosk0| J_ 'Z.^"Z'Z~Z 3 3/2 Mrs. Chris Thompson, wore pale green about the eyes and forehead, corner-kick or a throw in is taken, gjeBe| 2b. _ 10 0 georgette and carried a bouquet of j Mitchell, it is said, wfi3 under the in- Here September 19 when the ball has been last pla;edijj Da'urilia 3b! 2 ~ Crosswords Record In County Loop pale pink roses. Joseph Young, a fluence of liquor at the time the rock h an |l !lt or when Postmaster T. J. Nevill announces i ? oPI ""' . he himself; Sabl)| rf _ 2'D. '__~~"^ZZ 2 brother or the bridegroom, was best was thrown. is within hls own nalf of the neld of througexaminatioh the PRESn foS rtha clerkt as civianl dserv car-|p- j lav at tht' """"e^ the ball is played JMasculin skurrat,, cssf . ,. 34 man. The ushers were Arthur j On compiaint of Michael Polly, of 1 1 1 of tne 8ame side Shows Excellent Work With Sticl Thompson and Clayton Young. --._... riers. will be held in the postoffice P "*' ' - iJacobowitz, lb. 4 15 Charlesstreet, Martin Tefehtel, of 1 EKATIONF th During the half hour preceding the 12 John street, waa fined $5 for using hher e on SeptembeSb r 19. TTherh e are no "ALTERATION.—From the first Harrigan, p. 2 1 - M. Dzurilla Head* List of Swat Artists; Others With ceremony, Mcs. Lockwood played the obscene language. Tefehtel was rep-vacancies in the local office at pres- • sentence delete the word "three" and Qarber, rf, Ill following selections: "Festal March" resented by Attorney Elmer Brown. ent but, it is expected that those who substitute the word "two." Lee, rf. _. 1 0 1 Showing; Champioiuhip Deadlocked (Calken); "A Perfect Day" (Jacobs- As a result of a neighborhood row pass the examination successfully will', "LAW 7. When the ball is played Bond) ; "Midsummer Caprice" (John- over children, Martin Bomborak and be in tin efor future positions hete ' ebhind the goal lino by a player of 27 14 13 Below ii isted tin) batting aver- who started with the opening of 1 n ston) ; ''AiidantiiK- in I "' (Lerqaigre); Mrs. Kate Moluiak, both of Somerset Citizens of the State ' answering * « opposite side, it nhall be kicked off ' AllendaU F. C. AB. R. H.ages of the 'ro.swi'ids ball team in league but could not continue Su "Concert Overture" (Brown; "Can- requirements o> the department are by a"J' om< °* 'be' players behind Bregovich, 3b. 3 0 0 ball, won two and lost one. Han . • „ 'street, landed in, police court. Bom- p the County L> . goal nearest the sutch, If. of that and the 1T teams In thewinski lost his only game. indecent anguagt MrH 1 the vocal Selections "At Dawning' by has several children and the trouble Postmaster by September 9. To be, ., but, if played behind by any Sabo,'2b. 4 loop. Mickey li/.unlla, a newly C«Di«l Won Cadman, und "O Promise Me," byarose over one of them. The court eligible applicants must have attained point where the ball left the field uf' Schaltss, ss. „. 4 acquired player on the local team, Scally —Sacred Hearts De Koven. advised the two to try to liv* in peace the age of eighteen years and be un-one of the-side whose goal-tine it is, j B. Schaltz, cf 3 heads the list in stick work with the Scally —Mohicans . The ceremony was followed by a,j th f t Th w • dj s der forty-five. player uf the opposite* side, shall! Hallo, lb. _. 3 enviable average, of .781. He took Hose —Orioles J kick it) from within 'one yard of the reception in the Sunday school rooms. 1 • i.ouaes Men and wamen may take the teat Polko, x. - 3 part in but five (fames, Harrigan —Levines . ln nearest corner flagstaff. In either THThe« parthurt,y, latei-tor met t Aa't *!.the„ i,...... hume. o,.fr I KA nouses simila. r case was that of Mrsbu. t only men will be appointed as ISresgone, p., cf 2 Joe Tronko, who played m each of Rose —P. Reading A. C. carriers. Applicants will bet allowed, case an opponent shall not b« allowed the thirteen contests, missed the 400Rose —Mohicans -• • within 10 yards of* the ball until it is was spent in dancing, singing, etc. Mrs. Kalinewski, of 98 Edgar street. three hours in which to take the 30 2 3 mark by four points, coming up with Harrigan —Mohicans The bride was the recipient of many examination. kicked off. Crosswords 022 081 42x—\4 Rose -Orioles (tied) They wewerre advisedd to each mind their an aveiagr of .111)0. As a whole, tho beautifubtifl l undd useful gifts ALTEHAT1ON.—AdALTEHATONAdd and tjie Allendule F. C 010 010 000— 2 Crosswords plums batted w«U andRose - Sacred Hearts ..... own1 busines1 i s in ththe futureft , andd re- The invited guests were: Rev. E. R. I"* '" kicker shall not ajpin plal y thth « balball Two baae hits—M. Diurilla, Skur- have worked theniHelves up to theRose — Blues & brays. — Brown, Mrs. Anna Thompson, Miss' Wife Beating Draws until it has been played by another rat, JacobowiU, Polko. Three base deadlock with the Sacred One Came Forfeited Anna Thompson, Mr. and Mrs. Chris Six Months' Sentence from l.evinu's All Stars. Thompson, Arthur Thompson Mr Dump Oh Fire "Yours very truly, Hit Gun** L4Mt and Mrs. Otto Nielsun, Miss Margaret Fire in the dump Saturday night 'ANUKISW W. BBOWN, Tro»ko, Uxunlla Struck o.t-By,kX; who came to the Prater Scully — Levine's All Stars.. % Yunker, " In McKinley avenue, where recent- "Honorary Secretary." HarrigaHarrigann , 8; by BresgonBresgonee , 55. V**»> | oll ttd l Harrigan —Blues & Grays and Mra.Joseph Jfoung, ] cuused an alarm and brought out the , Mr. and Mrs. Chester Young, Clayto*n two local ,:u in pun it-s. The blaze did ly a woman was arrested while beat- on balls—Off Harridan, 2; off Bre- t e was well atarted, play- MakwTnski—Orioles ing her husband, another arrest took without a loss. Scally, Young, Joseph Young, Ji.r Mrs. Wal-no damage tu adjoining property but gone, 2. Double play_D*urilta to place a week ago with the conditions NOTICE TO BIDDERS I ter King, Joseiih Nederberg, Paul it was spreading rapidly and took Jaiubowitz. (J. Ave. H. R. IB. 2B. 3B.: reversed. Frank Pap was locked up j 2 1 Nederberg, Mr. und Mrs. Joseph considerable work and water to check S«*led propo*al> wilt b« re- DzurUla, s«i. 5 .781 11 9 7 Childrtt, Joseph Cliilda, Jr., Miss Mar- on charges of beating hia wife. ceived by th* Carters! (Ward Maai'ulin, cf 8 .486 18 14 ia 0 0 it. 1 garet Childs, William Childs, Mr. and From the testimony of his wife and of Education »l Wuhington Card of Thank* ( omba, f 8 .444 9 11 Mrs. H. Stork, Mrs. N. Williams, Mr. Iman Mr and Mrs. Sunnier Moore, (heir ten-year-old child, it appeared j School, Tu»»d«]r CTCninf, Sept. Heisel, 2b H 12 8 (mid 1 Mrs. Harry l'rico, Miss Vera Miss Viola Lombroke, Mr. and Mrs.that Pap made a practice of attacking | 0, 1*26, for TruuporUtion of f undersigned desire tu thank by Skurrut, 8|». . it. ii .m 14 11 PricePH , MMra . AlAlicie l Witt Disbrow, C. Cole, Mr. and Mrs. Howard Marcy, hitj wife and that her portion of pun-1 Pupili on rout** d**ifMte4 by this method, Rev. Father John H. Trusko, c. 13 .414 a 16 19 IMrs. W. Uckwood, Mr. and MrsMr. . and Mrs. Charles, Duyle, Mr. andishm.ent was especially large on Sun- the Beard. Propouti will be O'Connor, all our friends and rela- (iurber, 2b 10 .396 12 14 Starry TappeM, Miss Irene Liebler, Mrs. Thos. Mucom, Mr. and Mrs. Les days. He was sentenced to six publicly op«B*d at tb»t timi. tives; thuse who, sent flowers and allHelly, If 12 .381 17 13 13 iw Madeline, Harrison, Mien Ida ter Mullan, John Cooper, Walter Saf- months in the county jail. He said SpecificntioD* cu b« abtaiaaJ oth#rn who through their sympathy Lee, rf, 7 344 4 4 iller, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. (Jeis, Mr.fron, Mrs. A. Peterson, P. Berndsen, he would appeal. from Di.trict Clark, 39 Caatral and help aided us in our late be- Jucobowiti, lb. IS .31C 8 10 » • Mra. Charles Shaffer, Miss Eliztt- Mr. and Mrs. N. Nelson, Miss Carna Michael Sharkey was given thirty Av«. I reavement in the death of our bus-Uuter, rf .'ill . 4 CJifford, Miss Mubel Schlenker, Nelsoji, Mr. und Mia. Chris Miller, days in' order to get over the effect* band and father, Dominiek DeAn*«lo. P. Dark, 1 Land Mrs. N. Sullivan, Eileen SuU Miss Els|<* Miller, Mr. and Mrs. J.uf liquor. E. j. HEIL, mi Bit tot 4 Where China Led / Making Mucilage Priming nn

loiiT AN ENVIABLE f I In. li('jliii|ILlii One f winter Hobby's A Big Help [JMIIM thp coiiV"K Sc will be KTION OUT OP Hollywood, Fin.. IT mili-s north of PRICCS Miami nn<| .10 ivulr smith of Palm It often 1 ;ik<• - HIMIIII h:ilf ii century LUMBER WE to test <>uti mi idi'ii. :i ^yitcm, an in-; Hi'iich, acoorjiinr '" .loc Kelly, nportg iin SELL. diri'ilnr of llnil city, who has been stitution, "i « I)'"". 'l determine, UP in Now York workinjr out plans for the value, says Hi. T. K. Wright, j ee4shm the next sport season. Mont men must reach the age of fifty] Mr. Kcllv rcprenenU .1. W. Young, before greiil honor or trust is theirs, liuildcr of llollywood-by-the-Sea, an hut when you have stood the acid mtrertr thin, sports promotion. He is in thetest fur five deradeR, then you have cast In (TIK»KT two golf professionals a right to he counted ns a representa- of iriternntionnl reputation to repre- tive institution of your country. sent Hollywood in the Florida Golf Time and experience have ripened loaRiic next winter. Last winter, wisdom and judgment. The real man t One Sarazcn and Leo Diejel repre- of fifty had learned to think and he sented Ilollywood-by-the-Sea and won usually thinks straight. J first honors in that organization. In He is near to or has reached at We have told you before to the league were such stars as Walter leant some of his goals and the mo- Hngen. Joe Kirkwood, Jirn Barnes, mentum of his dash may carry him buy Coal early, and we re- Freddie McLeod, Johnny Farrell, far beyond, but here lies the danger. BTOTban authority on back-door gossip. And his Bobby Cruickshank, Mike Brady, It is hard to slow up. Happy is he profession gives him a good line on the kind of peat again, buy Coal now while delivery Tommy Armour, Cyril Walker, Jimmy who, through these decades has kept heater* folks use. "It's a funny thing," opined Andy Maiden, Dow George and George in his heart the spirit of play; fortu- is assured and prices are Ie99 than they Kerrigan. nate is he who has kept alive and solemnly, "what different amounts o' fuel people bum The Florida Golf League, accord- active all the faculties of soul add winter*. The Gigleys used three tons morc'n the Lanes will be later. ing to Mr. Kelly, should be a bigger body. ttpA their houses is twins. The only way I kin figger it and better organization next winter With profound regret Darwin, in out ii that the Lanes has a Thatcher Boiler. I hear later years had to confess that, in his than last, for it did have some de- coal'* grin1 up considerable, this Fall." fects in its first year of life. eagerness for more scientific facts, he Mr. Kelly, too, had b*en looking had lost> his love for music and art. T»HB •P*d»l "Staggered Fire Travel" of the Thatcher Round toward arranging some national These happy vacation interests often 1 Boiler puts the smoke and cam to work heating tbe house in- swimming events for th* casino at become veritable life savers when a ttaadof Blowing them to go to waste up the chimney,. This method Hollywood. He Bays several meet- man is fifty. causes the direct heat to pott between and Wln-n iihsiiiute .satisfaction ings will he held at Hollywood during Even in our own city, right here over every part of the section. THEO. A LEBER, Inc. prevailB on the part of the cus- the winter season—that both men at home, there are any number of and women cracks will be in a pro-business men, fnany of them high Stnd lor illuilrmttd Boil»r booklet tomer, it is apt to mean service gram. He is lining up all the swim- executives or heads of big concerns, R. W. MONTGOMERY, Up. rendercl on the part of th» ming stars foij next winter's compe- who are devoting many hours and dealer. We tiikc justifiable tition. days duriner the month to some line THE THATCHER COMPANY Fonwlr Thttclm FaffMCf Co. COAL and ICE pride in our lone li«t of satisfied Southern Florida, he says, is to of work altgether foreign to their business. A business men's art cluh Since 1B50 CustomriK. It will be counted a make an effort to get some of the Tel. Woodbridge 728. PORT READING, N. J. major league teams to train in that has been organised in Chicago for 39-41 St. I rands Stn«t privilege to add your name. section, instead of the Florida west years and many a man has taken Chlc««o, 111. NEWARK, N. J. N.w York time to develop his taste and interest I'm Interested in: in pictures that early cried for ex- Mr.. R. Y. Forreiter pression. Recent exhibits have shown ( ) New Roofs noteworthy work by many of these ( ) Barn Plant busy business men. This is only an ( ) Enclosing the Porch THATCHER example of what many man are doing OAVIO ( ) How to Finiih Off an when they reach fifty. Nature study, Attic music, Boy Scout work, directing a BOILERS-FURNACES-RANGES clinic, or even taking a special course ^ __«. . li£ Nkme in college, are all among the varied lines that attract. mime* coast and central portions, where now a majority of the big league Paasa clubs train. The weather, Mr. Kellv BE SURE TO SAY 12S says, is much more suitable for base- ball training in southern Florida, even though up to_this time, little ef- fort has been made to get the big league team there. Hollywood, he says, i s inviting some major league clubs to train in W00DBR1DGE that city. Miami, likewise will try to get a big league club as will Miami I LUMBER COMPANY Beach, Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach. If three or four clubs to your dealer when asking BUILDDIC MATERIAL STORE could'be brought to Southern Florida VOODBMDCI NIW JERSEY during March, when the South Flor- The Newest Sensation in Radio! ida social season is at its height, nuch money could be made from for a bottle of soda water. xhibitjon games. There would be a Self-Contained Batteries! Dry Cell Operated! Fall Styles Becoming sufficient number of teams there for practice and games could be arranged Then you are sure of getting the \ • • • Jo Mature Figure* between the teams in the south with Four tubes do the work of six those in the west and central section. best. It is made with spring water. Solid Walnut Cabinet—Empire Model! Improved Fire Alarm Range 165-600 Meteri A new Ore alarm in Kngland sounds Thirteen different delicious flavors. President Coolldje Is . reported t» a warning as soon as nmoke comes in hare decided on the appointment of a contact witli It wtifrenn other types Cash or Installments.—Free Demonstration at your home. woman to succeed Mm. Helen Ham or* actunifil mi''- '" (>piit. tlton ilardner as a member of the DOLLARS DOLLARS civil service commission, and Mrs. DOLLARS Rain BeneRtt Linen *Tbe WhoU World U Crying For U. S. DolUrt. We will p*y out Rose Yatei Forrester la prominently Actual United States Dollars Currency and guarantee safe and mentioned for tbe post. Mrs. For- Relfast, Ireland, has a climate wliM prompt delivery, in tie following countries:- AUSTRIA, GERMANY, WOODBRIDCE RADIO ELECTRIC CO. rester was ID charge of women's work Ig ideally fitted for the growth of flax HUNGARY, CZECHOSLOVAKIA, ROUMANIA, POLAND, LITH- In the labor bureau of the Democratic and Its manufacture. As a conse UANIA, LATVIA, SOVIET RUSSIA AND ALL OTHER COUN national committee during tbe lait quence It has become the world's cen TRIES. FRED W. HUFF, Prop. campaign. She was formerly presi- ter of the linen trade. Out of the JACOB GOLDBERGER, Banker dent of the Washington Women1! year there are about 230 rainy (lay 432 State Street, corner Wa»hington Street, Perth Amboy, N. J. Trade Union league. In that section. Phone 627 34 Main St., Woodbridge THE GREATER MOVI? ess When stile itlk'U far fall were aft- Jaouaced and the simple, stralgbt-llne frock demoted to Lhv rear ranks of Tuition, thtve wa.s much misgiving 1B tfee minds of many matrons. What would plaited or llaring skirts do to the MX Ugnre—how could the new- be managed to Blonderlu UM womtn? These were tbe Impor- tant qacstlons tit at occupied Uw of RtjILsLs and fashluoables. at the picture of the new {all ibonm here, and see bow uthv jbwtaclly the queatlonj have been an- swered. "Hiis is i French gown and Mrcala once more the Ingenuity with Which the Wench solve style prob- Mote the long bodice, tbe iklrt brought to the front, the long ^ straight-bunging tie and un- ji)hrjken ll>,e of Hie scarf that hanga Deck to licm Nothing could bt becuinlnt; '» a full figure.

The movies move! Better pictures than you ever saw Merchants who advertise in before are here! this paper will give Paramount Week celebrates one glorious round of Paramount yon best values for Pictures—a review of the ones you missed—a pre-vtew of the new! jour money. "If tfs a Paramount Picture ifs the best show in townV WOODBR1DGE Woodbridge joins in the Paramount Week Celebration! TAXI SEVICE! Phone 859 ^Special trips for the WOODBRIDGE THEATRE er Months at the low i of 15c per mile to the SEPT. 7— SEPT. SEPT. 11— retorts: Lois Wilson—Raymond Hatton Richard Dix—Neil Hamilton Florence Vidoiv-Adolphe Mcnjou jHiry Park, or any- jg down the shore. i Noah Beery in Claire Adam* in Betty Br

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STANDARD OIL COMPANY (New Jersey) SEAMAN MOTORS, Inc. STAN DARD' BALES--290 LAUBH 8T. SXBTIOB-528 WAT* 8T. TUJSPHON? 1872 • 4 MOTOR OIL "afcu&i JUST KIDS Strangling the Monster Lesson in IARTERET PRESS ,„ • By W.-L. Gordon WORDS OFTEN MISUSED- Suhirri|>tion, $1.50 P«r Year NO HOT WATER. 'Dozen" and "dozens." Use "dozen" WONT H«iVft TO when preceded by a numeral, other- Published every Friday by TAKF A wide use "dozer." "Five dozen apples, were consumed by the dozens of peo- ' BYRNE, 44 Chrorrte Ave., CARTERET, N. J. ple present," Telephone, Carteret 813 OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED: Mer- cantile. Pronounce the "i" as in "ill" 11B-YRNE Editor and Manager or as in "file," not as in "police." OFTEN MISSPELLED: Bicycle as second class matter June 6, 1924, at Carteret, N. J., Study the positions of the "i" and B, under the net of March 3, 1879. the "y." SYNONYMS: Obnoxiom, odious abominable, repulsive, offensive, dis- i Advertising Repmentatlves Ku sting, hateful. ey Neighborhood Newspapers, Inc. WORD STUDY: "Use a word three .American Press Association times and it is youra." Let us in- crease our vocabulary by mastering one word each day. Today's word' IMPERATIVE; not to be avoided or evaded. "It was an imperative com- THE ATHLETIC FIELD. mand and she obeyed." siderahl*1 interest is being manifested over the plan of al Board to provide an athletic field for the bwough. Th* RO the Hoard is guarding iagainst an error that many k writer Aeclnred recently that * , moslclan should understand botiiny, '^ »||unicipalities have made in neglecting to secure property geology and astronomy. It would h« VjHiypoHes until prices have become prohibitive or, at hard on some musicians, however, If {figh, thnt the purchase becomes a hardship. In the \udlpn<'f»i imilerstnnrt -nineihltiK nlmut l^ere'the large tract/is to be purchased at approximately iiuslc— Lniiluvlllt' i 'otirlor-Juurnal. per square foot. In the open real estate market the |erty would command a much higher price at present if cut 'lots, and in a few years, with the present trend of real POINTED PARAGRAPHS MICKIE SAYS— fcte values, the same tract will be at least ten times the price 6d. Some men sow selfishness and reap / Okie TWWS CEKTWVJ, Carteret has always been noted for the activity of its young IUCCP3S. TU' WWJ VMO SPEMM RFIM CEWfS CW AM N> VUIU. QCT pie in athletics. With a complete high school in operation Even the Wall Street graduate has that activity will be doubled. At the same time there is his sheepskin. HIS Mouete womw.&UT v« Ml to believe that the only available field in the borough, JAYWALKING. A great deal has been said and written on the subject of Truth Is mighty; but fortunately a TO IOOA UP UKE TM' BWar iy's field, will sooner or later cease to be available for ball lot of it can be suppressed. 'ties'and other athletic events. jaywalking, but it appears.that efforts to combat this dangerous QUARTER wee TMW WZ evil are making headway slowly, if at all. Some faces have a very striking ap- USES I The tract selected by the Board although a little closer to pearance—clock faces, for Instance. : Chrome section than Carteret, yet is so nearly the exact The motorist usually is blamed when there is a mixup re of the borough and, at the same time, so far removed between his car and a pedestrian. The theory isthat feet came Cupid is a little fellow, but one can't when you want i the odors, fumes and smoke of the factories that it is ideal. before cars and, as a consequence, have the right-of-way over always Judge by the sighs of love. that next job of a vehicle. An encouraging sign is that this assumption is slowly |f|4 The question of purchasing the property will be decided at The problem of life seems to be liow election on September 15. but surely giving way to a more reasonable one that admits to make one dollar do the work of two. the rights of both pedestrians and motorists and fixes the blame Printing for an accident strictly according to the conditions under which People with plain faces have plenty it occurred. of time to cultivate the beauties of You will get first-daM §) THE CRIME WAVE the mind. When a pedestrian walks deliberately off the curb and work, and you will get |if In the day's news, any day, there is at least one story of into the path of an approaching car it is certainly no fault of The man who Is usually wrong never it when promised, (or $uU.ts and a holdup; often there i^ a murder involved in the the driver ifthe jaywalker is hit. That is to say, it is not his stops talking about it when he happens having work done Jflup. Payrolls, banks, the U. S. mails, jewelry stores, they to be right. when promised is one fault unless he was traveling at en excessive rate of speed. i all in the day's work to the bandit. Beside these big opera- Introspection, of the habit we all have of doing our think- A great many of the men wbo claim of the rules of this office. of today, Jesse James and the other romantic bandits of the ing while walking, is probably the cause of many an accident. to be self-made were Interrupted be- fore the Job was finished. If you prefer, tend die $$. West were pikers insofar as the volume of plunder is con- The art of locomotion, that comes to us when but a few months order by mail or bring led, and they were saints as regards fair play and common old and remains with us under noimal conditions until we pass It happens frequently that when a it to the office in person. out, gets to be strictly an automatic thing. It takes no mental man arrives home at abopt 2 a. m. and sency. The old time highwaymen gave their victims a fight- Ills wife tells him to go straight up- effort to accomplish and as a consequence our minds are free tu chance. They rarely took life, and then only in a running stairs to bed she is asking the impos- L*t Ut Sh*w You delve into other thingB. When the mind is engaged elsewhere sible. What W* Can Do it were their own chances of being* killed as great as those it is really easy to walk right into the path of « car and at Cyclet Climb Mountain* jting them. The modern bandit thinks nothing of life; -often Because of the many mountainous the same time look at—but not see—the car approaching. BRE'R WILLIAMS i'oad* In Switzerland motor cyclists use ("kills before he attempts to rob, as in the case of the Perth the most expensive high -powered ma- The only cure for jaywalking on the part of pedestrians— De sayin' Is, you can't take yo' CARTERET PRESS chines made In America iboy bang messenger. all of us—is to "snap out of it" as they used to say in the army. money ter de hereafter, but it'll give 44 Chrome Ave., Carteret addition to the big operators who take big chances if With the highways as crowded as they are nowadays it is an you easy rtdin' on a paved road till you git dar. iry but always seek big gains, there is another class of unprofitable business to do our thinking on the streets. Better itora just as dangerous but satisfied with a small reward, let the matter wait and devote attention to the business of Folks that say dls ol' world Is no lesser tliugs will kill for a few dollars. A week or so navigating. fr'en' ter grace wouldn't know Grace a man in this borough was shot by one of two thugs who ef dey met her In a Sunday hat, on the tangled planks. de road ter preach in'. to hold him up for his pay envelope containing $30. Ear- "His bead's above water, sir," be in the same week a man in the borough was knocked down Patrick Flynn, told me, quietly. Ttien he cried to the Some folks Bays dar's a heaven fer It Is Just th a brick and robbed of $15. These robberies and attempted Mechanic foreman of the barge crew outside the de anlmiles, tut It wouldn't help my pit: "Get your big suction pump ol' mule's feelings ef he knowed It, !>bberies for trilling amounts are being reported in every good workln' quick and turn this sand-flow for he'd think right off dat he'd have Good Business town in the country. For the most part the big jobs are Br FRANK M. SAVAGE uway from here!" ter plow de golden streets. He grabbed his shovel, and, turning confined to the larger cities. The point is that there is a crime De wise man said dar'a nothln' new Sense wave all over the country and the condition is getting worse. ($, X'iVt, Wemera N«WBpai>6r Union.) to the men who had started digging for the Imprisoned foreman, ordered: under de sun, but de wort' looks ao IP HE day was 8leety, cold; dismal new ever' mornln' dat you has ter One big American city such as Chicago or New York at the pres- •*• November. "Quit that! You'll murder the man with your bunglin' work!" , HI yestidday wbar you Is today.— ent rate will total a bigger record of murder and robbery for a I was checking a coffer-dam plan for Atlanta Constitution. year than half a dozen European countries. America has more t river pier of the railroad bridge I Patrick crawled under the wreck. was building across Blacjc river. It He was clad only in' his overalls, and rime to a given period than all the rest ipf the ciyilized world. was emergency work. the muscles of his withered arms stood SAYINGS OF SAGES What is the cause and what the remedy? The door of the Bhauty which served out like knoU as he worked rapidly, Starting a Savings Account and adding to it regularly 3o far as cause is concerned, prohibition and the fizzle that as office and commissary for my con- und, with a touch that was almost All things are In fact, yet all thlnga until you build up a balance that will carry you over a struction camp was opened and quiet- delicate, turned the devilish quicksand are not decreed by fate.—Plato. Us been made of enforcement is perhaps the biggest single ele- ly closed, but I did not look up tilt I into the flow toward the suction of rainy day when your earnings may cease, is only good jnent. Other foolish laws contribute. We in America have a heard a. scrape of a tool laid on the the powerful pump. Me that is much flattered soon business sense. We have plenty of facts and figures to jia for legislation. We send men to our law making bodies door. "Get a rope!" he called to me In a learns to flatter himself.—Johnson. prove our point, and Ve will be glad to go into this sub- There stood an old man, unmistak- voice hardly above a whisper. load the statute books with all manner of impractical meas- ably Irish. "Where can I find the boss, Patrick tied the rope around the ject with you in detail at your convenience. tes. S6 far as enforcement is concerned we fall flat. sir?" he inquired. foreman and called for a steady pull, Protect Your Valuable Papers "Stand by the stove and warm your- meanwhile, crawling farther beneath However strict a htnd is to b« kept - Unconsciously the public is coming tp regard all law as a the wreck. He reached deeply Into the self I" I ordered tersely. "You may upon all the desires of (IOC/, yet (t Recently the safe of a big local plant was blown it, It is related that not long since enforcement agents cap- talk to me." water and worked with his shovel to recreation fancy must be permitted t* a group of bootleggers, crew of a small rum runner, and "Do you want to hire a mechanic 7" loosen only the sand which now held jpeak— Locke, open and money and other valuables taken. Our safe he asked simply. the- man'k legs. deposit boxes are burglar proof and your valuables are Ijed th^ti around various towns an entire night trying to My eyes turned to what he bad laid After the foreman waa dragged to :a jail where they would be accepted and locked up. They on the floor when he entered. It was safety, I ordered Patrick to crawl out, GEMS OF THOUGHT absolutely safe in them. Let us explain how very reason- ably were green agents, veterans would have shaken them a bundle of shovels, the bladea bat he seemed unable to extricate him- able our rates are. wrapped In a Bag. self. I slowly drew him by the heels We are fast learning that it la a dis- for a few hundred dollars and let them go just as the "A mechanic!—with a shovel!" I till he KM back In tin; pit tram under grace to be rich and not to b* a ians do. _ " '- queried, half aloud. the planks. He was completely ex- lervant.—Lyman Abbott. ftyhile law enforcement has been a dismal failure fco far "Yea, sir, a mechanic. I'm a shovel- I la mted, and 1 ordered him carried er." to bit bunk, Self-respect Is necessary for one's The First National Bank jcking the criminals for attempting crimes, carrying out "What Is your namer' Aa the lut shovelful of mucky clay ciwn character, Influences and happt- Itice is just as lame when the criminals are captured. In- "Patrick Flynn, mechanic.'* wa« being loaded Into buckets which nest—Henry Churchill King. CARTERET, N. J. unate sentences, paroles, pardon boards, wire pulling by "Why do you call yourself a me- raised It, machinery was loading cars chanic?" with concrete which run. doable-head A fool always wants to shorten space persons, usually politicians in behalf of criminals— "Because, sir, a man that handles ed, and dumped tliclr charges Into (he and time; a wise man wants t« je influences have contributed heavily toward the increase the tools of his trade In the be«t kind pit. The anilely or the situation bad lengthen both—John Husktn. le by removing practically all fear of consequences. of way Is a mechanic." caused me to forget my "mechanic" "dive me a demonstration," I sug- till the concrete twfelv protected the !||Ve have capital punishment and as a result jurymen hesi- gested. foundation against any flood. Then 1 Hij convict a man where there is the slightest doubt as to his He unwrapped the bag and carefully asked for Patrick. In lands where there is no capital punishment but life wiped the blades of his shovels. They "Sick I" I was Informed. "Been tak- shone like polished steel, and the ing quinine—in bad xliupe!" Jest Imagine: a )nm«nt ami hard labor or solitary confinement with few wooden handle of each shovel was I went to the bunk house where he l«iet wrote "Th' mel- i, crime of the more serious kind has nearly disappeared. smooth and oiled. slept and found him In his bunk. ancholy ilsys have )ne of the factors in our crime problem ,is the fact that "You see, sir, "tij like this." When I removed the buudtina hand- come" long before tV kerchief which covered his face he politicians instead of statesmen, especially in State, With imaginary ground at bis fee/ income tux Wttb he gave me au eihlblUon that was a asked in a weak voice: Kt;iriml. BOYNTON BROTHERS municipal government. In municipalities, excepting revelation to me. He ceased work tnd ''Did the foreman live, bogsT stood with tils foot on the shank of v —Please mention t'ns naner wnen ftder commission government, the average office holder "Yes—yes I" 1 assured him. You purchasing: from our advertisers.— a shovel, both bands resting on Its uttved his life." oi with building up his own political fences rather handle. He looked Inquiringly at me. The man wait HI, and I hastened to i;;biulding up protection for the public. Every police My timekeeper entered. the telephone to summon a doctor Phone Johony-on-tbc-ipot |j)d recorder is hindered in carrying out justice by the "Fit tills man with warm clothes, Then I returned to Patrick- Be wan for Coal—Woodbridge -"24 rubber boots, und a slicker; take him breathing quietly, and 1 seized his cold. COMPANY pioliticianH for certain favored offenders/ Every poltee- to foundation three; tell tlie superin- calloused hands between mine aud AVOID Vs that it is scarcely worth while" to arrest certain tendent lie's to leach tltuse Dagoes chafed them, lie opened his eyef—u breakers who laugh at the officers, safe in the 'how to use their shuvels." faint smile quivered ou Iiis llp#. Foundation three was the "key-' "I saved the foundation-didn't I thut powerful political friends and healers—graft- »toue" of the structure I was Imlldlng; boast" he asked. "I'm a mechanic— than the criminals themselves—will intercede the excavation must be completed and ain't IT1 le justice. the concrete poured before a flood. 1 feared a (Miinook wind. One would Six-Per-Cent in can predict with certainty where the present crime melt the eurly (nil suuw on the moun- tains, and floods would follow, wuBh id or how soon it will be checked. Nor Is it easy Ipi out the cofferdam. off hand an arbitrary remedy. A swing of public Mortgage Investments^ One night as the excavators neared VOU sliuuld avoid the fuel-rush. jnd to a new viewpoint, repeal of foolish lawe* the bottom of the pit they cut through TF you want the clay Into a pocket of quicksand. You can do BO by ordering your enforced, strict tab on the movements of those J- what you coal now. You yet immediate The night foreman's effort* to repair I I : . 1 /I,I t .11 %, are atnong the remedies being advocated- Che damage were futile. Suddenly a (It livery ut u uricqtha^B bounty to i • •" lent developing for some form of inveatiga- section of the uudenulned plank side want when you save you money, .And it's quality of the cofferduui caved Into the pit, h»

School Teacher Wed Tigers In Tenth As The t'.artrret F. <', played two nines this week but registered no After Soday's Mi*» Gertrude Zi|r. and Mrs. Harry Zier, of 37 Marked By Pitching Of that city. Washington avenue, became the The fans were well pleated, though, l.ride of I,OUIB Ruderman, well-known Extraordinary Calibre since they raw a corking good ball Takin, cue from the r«-cent merchant, of Roosevelt avenue Sun- ««» of 'MillMille* r Huggins in gamtunic e iicincvibetweei nw^i iwel •»••••l v^aiv^ matche4 w-^ «»•*«d' • teams. ,i;iy, at Senary Manor, Newark. Port Reading A. C. battled through The Reid Club got Ita run In the'*»•>• for not "produdn The bride was accompanied by Mrs. ten hard innings with the representa- first inning and the Birds balanced Manager Hugo Gel* throw a bm Robert Brown as matron of honor. tive team of the Tiger \. 0., of the account in the sixth. - shell into the ranks of the Wo Thebridegmaids were the Misses Perth Amboy, Sunday, and succeeded i In the Jamesburg game the Car- bridge A. C. last Sunday after Helena Rosenleth, ROB« Glass and in handing up its twentieth victory j teret battery got into trouble and by firing five of the player*, Mnrion Saks, the latter of Trentoa. lof the season. It was one of the best Jamenburg batters connected for ten bomb wast fired immediately after i game against the Landings in The best man wag Robert Brown, games played in Port Reading this hits, converting nine of them into Bruniwick in whkh the locals and the ushers were Edward Zier, A. year and provided a wealth of good runs. | and Louis Lebowlt*. (baseball for the fans. The township ia miserable exhibition and aten bein Following the ceremony, Mr. and team won out by hammering a run Fitld Club. AB R R E lb* "•°- K held to a Mrs. Ruderman left on a weddinfc across in the final frame, making thn Lied, If 4 1 S o'nlVl trip through the New England States, score 4-3. Leshick, sn, ... 3 0 0 0 According to Geis his team milking the trip by auto. They kept Danolito never pitched a better Frey, cf. 4 0 0 0 never shown to poorer advantage their destination a secret. They will game in his life. Hifl curves held the W. Dzurilla, rf. 2 0 0 0(in Sunday's contest. He atf reside in Washington avenue. Tigers in check throughout, tic Bruggy, c 3 0 1 Oithe downfall to the fact of The bride was formerly t! teacher i missed a shutout game o"nly by wa- Cutter, lb 3 •) 0 2 Walsh having pitched the day in the local public schools, Th*'Son of a fe" w miscues b. y hiJ.s 'mates. Saho, 3h , 3 0 0 1' and to dissatisfaction on the i bridegroom is the proprietor of Ru- Dave "Red" Gerity, former high Elko, 21). ...:.. 2 0 10 Ballo and Crowley mcr a si (It-rmiiM s economic grocery. He ia school captain, starred in the Port Cavanaugh, p. 3 o 0 0 the lineup that GCIH deemed nee an Elk. team's infield. Carmen did real dam- . to strengthen the team age with the bat, for it was his double 37 1 5 3 It was not known until nfter Peruvian in the tenth that sent Zullo across Birds. AB. R. H. E.'iKame that Walsh performed in n ne run na won A project In I'cni w i •>uvv 120 000 *"' ' * * - Dapolito and Harkins, 3h _. „ 3 0 0 0'box the day before. It wag eaf swvi-nil Kuritg h hit two safeties. II waa a Ayres, 2b. __ 3 0 0 0'one Informed Gele that the pltcl rivers, some imsHinn t iroiiKh u nine pitchers' battle all the Haberman, p. 2 0 1 0 n«d used had worked the day ' mile tunnel const nnu'il for the pur- way. Dapolito and Wybratiik had the Coughlin, if. 3 0 0 0 and, as a consequence, was not. pose. batters helpless at times. The for- Fine, ss. _. 2 0 10 shape to oppose a team of the mer struck out 14, while twelve Jell Sauer, rf. '...., '! 0 0 1 ing*' calibre. Walsh, when con Fool 1$ Fool Alwayt prey to the offerings of the latter. 0 o o ed with thin charge, denied ha1 Fanbles homer was the longest drive Judhas, cf 3 A font will be ii foul with the best Clarkj c. 2 0 0 0 pitched on Saturday, claiming to book, yea, or wit limit bonk.—John of the game. The Port team played __ played first base, with Fee and Samons, two of the Milton. 24 1 3 2 The defection that involved regulars, absent from the lineup. Field Club ,.100 000 0—1 ?"d Crowley resulted from the Manager Patsy LaRusso wants Birds 000 001 0 1 inK of two new players. One of games with the Sacred Heart Juniors, Crack Pirate Twirler Two base hit—Bruggy. Bases on j'neweomers was used en first of South Amboy; Levin Stars, Orioles balls— Off Cavanaugh, 2; offHaber- »»d Ballo was shifted to the ou CLASSIFIED ADS and Crosswords, of Carteret, IN LINE WITH THE SPORTSMEN man, 2. Struck out—By Cavanaugh, |The other new P1"?" WHS sent ** The box score: 5; by Haberman, 5. Double play— 'outfield to divide the (rame u > u jr *i« v«k limn 5. Double play g Classified advertisements only on* Port Reading AB. R. H. E. Billy Urbanski, the Maurer ball player who is at present tent a word: minimum charge 26c. Elko to Cutter, Sacrifice hits— Us- Crowley, who has been in a bati Zullo, If 6 1 1 hick, I.arkins. slump for several weeks. Exj Gerity, ss 4 holding down the job of phortstopping for the Jersey City In- MALE HELP WANTED lions of disapproval greeted this i Mesick, 3b 5 ternational League team, seemed to have a case of stage-fright FUM Club. AB. R, H. E. ftnd G*'a now makes no bones of I WAN, active, wanted to book orders Cajnien, 2b 4 Sunday when his team entertained the Pittsburgh Natinonals Leshick, as 3 1 2 4 ! fmc' tnat ne believes his team f for fruit trees, roses, flowering Kuritz, c. J. Diurilla, ss. _. 1 0 0 0 down." His action followed a shrub?, also superintend territory. Dapolito, p 4 before a crowd of 8,000 fans. Billy ia credited by the New Boutot, If 4 0 0 0 ference with Captain Bill Donoy Experience unnecessary. Pay week- Vernillo, rf 4 York papers withihaving given Pittsburgh the bacon. He mis- W. Dzurilla, rf. . 4 1 1 0 the team's field general. ly. Outfit free. Free replacement. Barna, cf 3 Worth, lb 3 0 0 2 Immediate steps were taken Work pleasant, profitable. No invest- Pellegrino, lb 2 <:ued three times and two of these resulted in runs. The Pirates Sabo, 3b 3 0 0 ojGeis to fill in the gaps caused byl ment. Apply KNIGHT & BOST- won by e score of 4-1—but they have beaten the Giants by a Elko, 2b. 2 0 1 0 retirement of Walsh, Ballo, Mazut 0 Crowley and Kudrick. This Sun4 [•WICK, NEWARK, NEW YORK 36 4 10 3 more lop-sided score thanthat. Urbanski and his teammates Lorenzo, c. ... 1 1 0 STATE. Tifer A. C. AB. R. H. E. Sullivan, p 1 0 0 g'the team will play the second Peterson, cf 5 0 11 needn't be discouraged, for the Pirates are just about capable Cavanaugh, p. 1 0 0 n'of a series with its chief rival/ _ Carteret Field Club, and first eh FEMALE HELP WANTED Fanble, us 5 111 of cleaning up in all leagues. The Giants and Herr Jawn IpRESSEKS wanted, experienced; also Russell, 3b 5 2 2 1 27 3 g (; [j.layers from Union County have I secur learneds. Apply Broome & Neu- Kopko, lb 3 0 10 McGraw do not seem able to stop them. Jimeiburf. AB R H E f. *d to perform in Geis'organll nan, Washington avenue and High Baker, 2b 4 0 0 1 Perrine, 3b 4 tion. «treet, Carteret. Augustion, rf 4 0 10 Brcckwedel) rf. _ 4 Q| Jimmy., Dooley, who pitched Letner, If 6 0 10 It looks as though Babe Rues is riding the skids that will Deboskey, lb. 4 0 year for the great Elizabeth Ca LOTS FOR SALE. Flowers,c 2 0 10 n a short time place him fn the same passe class as Dempsey. Barlow, c. .., 4 q < will in all probability do the twi Wybranik, p 4 0 0 0 0|for Woodbridge. It is planned. POUR LOTS in Avenel Park, on But- Williams, If. 4 Ruth has,been a great ball player and a tremendous factor in Parsler, SB 4 , | have a fellow by the name of Hi ler street, very cheap. Mrs. Chris- Q i receive him. Those two are old 37 3 8 irousing interest in the game butjhe can't seem to get it into O'Gurk, p 4 : ne Olaen, c-o Lawson, 412 Main Score by innings: ,-, tery mates and are highly regarded! eet, Ridgefield Park, N. J. Holtz, 2b. ,.,. 4 ort Reading 010 010 010 1—4 his head that there is such a thing as discipline. He won't sub: Smalley, cf 3 the Elizabeth district. Stewart 9-4, 11, 18, pd. 'iger A. C 000 100 020 0—3 lie won't.submit to his manager's discipine and he won't apply pl»y first base, Hasbrouck will short, Henderson third base, Dono FOR SALE 35 9 10 1 Photo shows Kmil Yile, pitcher of personal discipline insofar as his habits are concerned. Babe Score by innings: left field and Pete Peterson ce tbe Pittsburgh Pirates, In action. He had better snap out of it before it is too late and the procession Field Club 002 001 00—9 field. FOR SALE Personals la one ot the most dependable of the passes him by. He has several good years of service left in him Jamesburg 014 130 Ox—9 Pirate hurlers, and U one of the rea- Two base hits—Frey, O'Gurk, De- FOUR LOTS —Miss Rose Schimkwurtz, of «oos that the McKechnle crew hav» a but he is dallying them away. boakey. Three base hit—Barlow. HOUSE llizabeth, former resident of this great chance to cop the pennant. Home run—O'Gurk. Double play— AND lorough, spent Sunday here visiting Sullivan, Lorenzo and Worth. ' Left Our Job Work Suffered Long Unjuttly GARAGE xiends. -— Ray Luebbe, star catcher .of the Manager Harris of the Senators did' on bases—Carteret, 4; Jamesburg, 6. Accused In 1814 of complicity lu cir- Struck out^By Sullivan, 8; by Cav- Boulevard Section —Miat Ve^a Skefflngton is spend- Omaha club and one of the leading not like the attitude of Pitcher Allen Advertises Itself ng two weeks at) Asbury Park. culating the report of Napoleon's death anaugh, 3; by O'Gurk. 4. Bases on Carteret. hitters In the Western league, has Russell when he sent him In as relief —John Mazola and Stephen Pall for speculative reasons, Brit lull Ad- balls—Off Sullivan, 2; off O'Gurk, 4. been purchased by the Yankees. hurler during the final game ID St. , Apply ittended a theatre in Newark, T,ues- miral ThomaB Cochrane WHS Impris- • * • Loulg and gave him a three-day lay-off. MRS. 0. H. DICK, lay. oned and expelled from the nary.- In The Yankees do not get Third Baae- • * • P. Reading Boy Hurt —Mr.and Mrs. A. Soares spent 1822 he was exonerated Jndlctons Advertising 160 Tyler Avenue, iunday in Brooklyn, visiting friends. man Ussat of Sagtnaw, after all. Cleve- With the arrival of Outfielder How- Cre«tet mtny a new lipisin Carteret. land la tbe team that he will go to ard Camp, obtained from Reading of Good for Burnt Joseph Pirch, aged nine, of Wood- after the close of the Michigan-On- the International league, Nashville, A pnsle of baking soda and watei bridge avenue, Port Reading, was in- Enlarge* many an old boiinen. Birthday Party tario league season. 3RD TRUCK, nearly new; bargain. turned Outfielder Ahman back to Kan- applied to a burn will take out tin- jured about the head Tuesday eve- Pretervei many a large butinen. Ipply to John Mudrak, 139 Randolph BBB City of the American association. ning when struck by a car driven by A delightful birthday party was are. William Donovan, 314 ftilton street, Revive* many a dull buiinen. street, Carteret. given Sunday in honor of Jacob Woodbridge. The boy w»s taken im- Rescues many a lost butineM. Chodosh, of Railroad avenue. Among mediately to the office of Dr. B. W, 3R SALE—A solid Oak Table and Savei many a failing businett. Chairs for dining-room, very cheap. the guests were: the Misses Edna Hoagland, where he was treated. frite to Box L, care of Woodbridge Brown, Marian Jacobowitz, Fannie The doctor stated that it would be Secure* tucceu in any butineu. ndependent, Woodbridge, N. J. Mausner, Ethel Leshkowitz, Eat her impossible to immediately give the Venpok, Dorothy Brown, Gussie Zier, extent of the injuries to the young- DOGS FOR SALE Annie Ashen, Harry and George ster's head. "Police Dogs, Dobermans, Chows Glass, Leon F. Greenwald, Emil WHAT WILL THEY WEAR TO SCHOOL? (oetons, Airedales, Fox Terriers, Set- Blaukopf, Morris Chodosh, Harry We Are at Your Service f» and Great Danes. Noted dogs at Ashen, Sol Flick, Saul ChinChin, Cottly Doll'* Hoate Call M Ui or Call tlf Up ud. Dogs boarded and conditioned. inkow Chodosh. The late evKmprpsx Kucenle of few exceptional puppies given to •ad We WU Call on Ton able people on breeding basis. Prance om« L'UVI> her coiU-hllil, tlie present quern >if Spain, up exact mod- ce Dogs, Dobermans, Airedale Mothers!! You will be pleased if you |KS»*:¥:W: Setters trained by noted German al of the famous Tuilerft's. In I'arlt, ners at reasonable fees. Strong Church Notes for a (lull's hiMMc It cum $7.f>4HI tu CARTERET PRESS ii 11 d It. Kennels, Easton jVvenue, New Firit Pratbyterian. come here to buy the goods we offer to 44 Chrome Ave., Carteret rick, N. J., Tel. 1443 W 1." Rev. Charles Benezet Mitchell, PROFESSIONAL SERVICES minister. Sunday, September 6. )R. T. R. WRIGHT, Osteopathic 9:45 a. m.—Bible school, help the young folks get ready for school. Physician, Post Office Building lla. m.—Divine worship; subject, street, Woodbridge. Hours A Whole Life for Christ." Tuesdays and Fridays. No evening service. The choir will meet on Friday of Goods for the school season at "REMOVAL ANNOUNCEMENT SERVICES RENDERED this week at 8 p. m. in the church. fILDREN taken cure of during day All members requested to be present. ndergarten play and toys pro SALE" prices that will make you glad. a good lunch served. Phom Local Paint Shop Being abridge 711. On Saturday, September 5, Praitod For Duco Work BOYS' PANTS. Reg. $1.19. ALL SOLID LEATHER POUNTANT — B o o k » opened, BOYS' RUSSIAN CALF SHOES income tux. Will also take Removal Sale Price 88c of bookkeeping for small con- Cars repainted and ducoed at the on weekly or monthly basis. shop of Wallace De R. Christie in BOYS' PANTS. Well made and lined. Sizes 9M> to W/t- Value $2.75. 45 We Will Open A First Class Agreen, 154 Freeman St., Wood- Sewaren are beginning to make their appearance throughout the $1.50 value. 2S Removal Sale Price $2 township and are eliciting a great $1 MONEY TO LOAN deal of favorable comment. Removal Sale Price Sizes 1 to 3. .75 JEWELRY STORE _ADY CASH on Small or Larg< Duco, which is -put on in several _ Mortgages, bring deed, etc. So coats by the spray method, aug- BOYS' BLOUSES. The Famous Bell Brand. •Remdval Sale Price $2 IKantor, 217 Smith St., Perth Ambo mented by sanding and polishing, is With a full line of Jewelry, Watchet and Clocks, etc. J. Tel. 2709 or 228-M. claimed to be unbeatable in dura- All colors. Regular |1.00 8-21, 4t. bility and beauty. It is used, by 25 article. Removal Sale Price..... GIRLS' OXFORDS of the leading car manufacturers and Christie's success in applying it to cars that are given to him for re- All our $1.00 CAPS All Solid Leather—Brown painting seems to open up a new field ...for Boys 85c for the product. Sizes 91/2 BOYS' to 11... $1 Bill Tilden Is Winner BLOUSES. 43c Sizes BOYS' SCHOOL SHOES to 2 $2 With roomy toe and common sense last. Well made; Gun Metal. GIRLS' GINGHAM DRESSES Sizes i) i/jj s tu 131/2 $l' Sizes 8 to 14 Sizes* 1 Regular $1.25 grade. .00 to 6 $1* FORE! At this Removal Sale. $1 -Brown Whatever your outdoor g 89 may be, your new sports equip- Sizes 9Vi to 1SV4- EXPERT WATCH REPAIRING OUR SPECIALTY^ ment is awaiting you here. All $1 BOYS' AND GIRLS' WOOL SOCKS outduurn ia bUrring iUetf and Keg. $2.25 values calling you to the upon. All Sizes 1 to 6. Reg. value $2.75. 25 Tan,'Buck and Grey. Give U. A Trial You'll Be Satisfied things you will need for link*, Beat valfeea in town; pair ,.. Camp oi' field sports are culling Removal Sale Price $2 50c ou to our displayed atui-ka. itop in «hd look around today. The New York Bargain Store Morris Gerol "The Store For Everybody" GJWJTY 11HUHNG Tlid«u. ibts wurlu'o cuDlUwe* tfl Mi I*1*, «tr«****t** **«**«*• EYES EXAMINED Charley Mint'* Buys Complete Home Vacation Headaches Relieved by New*Jersey The Paulus Dairy Properly Fitted Glass** State Briefs By MARGUERITE ALLAN JOHN PAULUS, PROP. ESTABLISHED 1890 Main Office: 189-195 New Street, New Brunswick, N. J. Lcntet Gravid ((55), 1*26. WMl*rn Niwupupwr Union.) Phone 2400 on the Premises I Thfi largest mrnmher Mint KuRrne : MINT was n little mnn n Knitz of Prospectvllle nan picket Hi!" whose heart, metaphorically speak- I. MANN yrnr measures 18 Inches and WIRIIS ng, was Ion times too large for his two and a halt pounds. 3<>dy; one of those little, men handl OPTICAL SPECIALIST WMtvllIe borough Council at ltd copped by sn Insignificant nnd nnnt- Kn to my standing, ask your next meeting will receive tililH for ractlve oppenrance combined with s doctor. laying concrete sidewalk* mid ^UTTIB hy reticent manner which made It Protect on n part of gome street n. llffleult for him tn make friends. 87 % SMITH STREET Two football teams will rnpi-went By dint of assiduous Application tn The PERTH AIIBOY Doylnstown this year, nne n\ high work and much self-denial he had school, while a meeting will lie called laved during the post ten years some- Babies Opposite Wootoorth'i 5c and In a few days to select mntprlnl for thing over a thousand dollars, and nf ness 10c Store an independent team. late there had been forming In his Patrick Toman poweri, 'ormer mind a most magnificent resolve. He Trentonlan and for many yeari the etermlned to withdraw this money mogul of eastern sporti, whn died at from the bank and spend It on one Belmar, N, J.. was burled In SI. John's llorlous holiday—the sort of holiday Cemetery, In Trenton. ie had always longed for—to spend HE'S AFTER THE BOTTLE room* and bntfi, with full cellar, gas, electricityj run- WOOD BRIDGE TAXI Robert K. Williams of I^anstord, month In New York. Even the infant instinct unerringly seekfi the best foods obtain Pa., has been appointed prlorlpal of Alone, such an adventure would lack able, and no wonder the child yearim for and reaches after the pun- $ water; plot C SERVICE the Lambertvllle high nehool. He relish, and he was far too timid to dairy milk in its bottle! Mothers who feed their babies on our (!'40sl00. Price mil formerly assistant principal of ontemplate such a proceeding. The guaranteed pure and wholesome milk, have little trouble in rearing •nly friend (and h« hesitated to call them as healthy and strong children. On Lincoln Highway the KaBton (Pa.) high school. Phone 859 Iiouls Klein, a fanner raiding near lira such vet) that he could think of Placed in thoroughly cleaned and sterile bottles, un- AtIselin,N,J. At the Pennsylvania R. R. Station was a young actor, Fred Dnnn, who CroMwlcks, after delWerlng milk re- touched by human hands. ESTABLISHED TOWN of over three hundred happy families; Cars for All Occasions turned to his horns, wu taken sud- occupied the room next to his In the school*, churches, stores of every description. boarding house and who was obviously WALKER GORDON CERTIFIED MILK by the hour, trip or mile. denly 111 and died. He leaves a wid- THE ISELIN BUILDING ft LOAN ASSOCIATION ow, two daughters and one son. down on his luck. Although Fred was Suydam's and Rutger's Special enables its members to obtain loans payable in small installments. National Park borongh council PBBS- a surly and rather embittered ynnnj Raw Tuberculin Tested Milk MONTHLY PAYMENTS less than city rents, buys your home while Low Rates pd an ordinance for laying sidewalks man, Charlie Hint had taken a liking enjoying home ownership. GOME SEE FOR YOURSELF— and curbs on a number of stTeets and ;o him, and he thought that Fr«i Dunn Branch: r RADIO ASSOCIATES, Oak Tree Road, Itelin, N. J. an ordinance for the appointment of onld be the Ideal companion. Neumann's Delicatessen, 75 Smith St., Perth Amboy Telephone Metuchen 184-M2 When Charlie Mint's boss offered an ennlnfler for the new water works. N. J. Phone 1736 Call ui up and w«'ll »«nd repr«l«ntatJT«, 1'ormlnslon w«B granted by the Pub htm a month's holiday beginning the lie Utility Commission for construc- 'ollowlng Monday, his heart best fast DISTRIBUTION COVERS tion by the Public Service Electric with anticipatory pleasure and excite- New Brunswick, Highland Park, South River, Sayreville, Parlin. ment. He hurried to the hank during Credit to Paul Revere Virtue Alone Counts nod Oas Company of a 1,000.000 cubic South Amboy, Perth Amboy, WoodbriclKo, Fords and Metuchen, N. J. foot gas tank In the borough of Du- he lunch hour and drew his saving*. IfV, It will nlwnys I>P l» ilie credit of They only hate lived lonK who have mont. That evening sitting alone In his \\t- !*JPsul Revere Hint lie didn't 8lnp to lived virtuously. — ftlrhHrd Brlnsley Lambertvllle city commissioners le room, he amused himself by count- • Bjake a speech.- Toledn Blnde. Shprldin have served notice ifpon a number of ng over the money and formulating _ii. ~ - - property owners to improve their his plans. He contemplated with de- sidewalks and curbs, anil failure to light the pleasure he was going to - • FRANK P. WOGLOM comply will result In the city doing share with another. Only the day be- fore the young actor had remarked Stationer the work and collecting the hill. Housewives should take advantage that he'd "sell his shoes to get to New OFFICS SUPrLIES j THE PERTH AMBOY j LENART BROTHERS of the co*I weather and can fruits York." Well, well, he wouldn't have A*Mm J Tel. Carteret 989. 71-73 Perihing Ave. and vegetables while they are plentl to do that— ful and cheap. The present over m SMITH ST. DEALERS IN abundance of produce is not likely to There was a knock at the door and f MTJfi AMM>Y Fred Dunn burst In. j GAS LIGHT COMPANY j continue late in the fall this year. William L. Fields, son of Mr. and "Say, have you got a cigarette on Clean, Honest COAL - Honest Weight you?" he demanded and stood open- Mrs. Judeon L. Fields and manager 206 SMITH STREET I ICE and WOOD of the PieldB ft Co., coal and ice deal mouthed, his loose lips twitching as ers, bambertvilla, died recently from he caught sight of the roll of bills. We deliver on the day order is recorded, and guaran- paralysis at the age of fifty-two years. ''Sweet Mama! Has your rich uncle In He was the treasurer of lambertvllle Australia dledT" he exclaimed. I tee courtesy and satisfaction. Lehigh Valley coal exclu- . Heating and Cooking AppIUnc— I Lodge of Elks. Oharlle Mint flushed to the roots of sively. The Certain-taod Products Corpora- his thin hair. "This Is money I have I tion, which has a plant In Trenton saved up—for a purpose," he replied, GIVE US A TRIAL! S. B. BREWSTER announced that the remainder of the and slipped the roll under his pillow. Rand Automatic and Staff Water H—tort Dealer in Issue of Ite t% per cent first mort "You fellows In business seem able I FLOUR, MEAL, FEED, BRAN, gage serial gold bonds, amounting to to salt away a lot With us artists It's I GRAIN, BALED HAY $7,760,000, will be called for redemp- nothing but starvation and trouble—" N«w Proem CM fanga tion as of November 1. "Oh, well," said Oharlle Mint slowly, • I AND STRAW Candidates for licenses as real es- robbing his knew, "perhaps things will KELLY & COMPANY tate brokers in New Jersey will have change, eh? You never can tell." MAIN STREET ample opportunity to undergo exami- "They've got to change," snapped the Manufacturer* of nation, according to a schedule mad< actor, helping himself freely to the I I WOODBRIDGE, N. J. Coo-Den-RH Radiant Log* public by the State Real Estate Com cigarettes on the table. I Adjoining P. R. R. Tel. 56 mission, listing 36 tests to be conduct Sit down, Fred, and talk awhile," OdorleM—Efficient—Inexpenshr* • AWNINGS ed from September 5 to October 31. said Oharlle Mint. MoCormick Hall, Princeton cam- "No—not Inclined," returned the — for — pus, is now open and will remain si other. "I'm off to bed." I STORE, OFFICE OR BUILDING during the rest of August and Sep- That night Charlie Mint's dreams I tember. The hall is the headquarters were troubled, for tbe excitement he I Telephone 1861 of the Summer Art Institute, and th labored under gripped his subconscious Telephone 143 Perth Amboy I 425 Division St. Perth Amboy Halt of Casts is now the scene of ex- mind. Once he woke with a start thlnk- hibitions of Interest of the University Lng he heard a noise In the room. Art Department. I The second time he woke for s real I A new variety of apple has bee and terrifying reason. His room was discovered in the orchard of William full of smoke, and when be flung open LARSON Wood, near Mullica Hill and has ai the door black heavy clouds eovel IMJrlUMPHRBYS* Robust Mother ofRve Healthy, tracted so much attention among ap oped him, making him choke. His flrst Happy Children Keeps Fit RAB1NOWITZ HARDWARE pie growers that a western Arm i: thought was for his friend In the next "If it's Hardware, We Have It! &FOX said to have paid $6,000 for on< room and shouting "fire I" at the top ((A J*t9 with Beecham's Pflli branch of the tree to be used 1 1 Full Line of • I of his lungs he dashed in. He foum "When I fctl • dint hcadtdM oonlai OS. transplanting and grafting operations Fred Dunn, clad In his overcoat half 1 ukc ooc oc two Beecbftm'l Ml*. CIVIL Work has started on resurtacln "I im M—t bnldiT. TobM mother wtdi it* HARDWARE, PAINTS, OILS, VAR- lying over a chair overcome by the happychlldiTn.lhmnkstoBsachjm'L IcWdi PaTlllon avenue, Riverside, which wi: mr own houicwoit. bcikl« nki. mtblM. fumes. trcaiaf. tnd caring rot liw chUitan." NISHES, HOUSE FURNISHINGS. ENGINEERS be completed in 60 days. Business men of Blackwood hav With his arm about him Charlie Mint Un. Albert Omxrod. Fill Rirft. Um. 655 ROOSEVELT AVE., CARTERET, N. J. struggled to the door, but the roaring For FREE SAMPLE -WriU formed a Booster Club to boom th B. F. ADeii Co., 41» CuuT9crMt, N«w Tnfc town and Improve conditions. flames tn the lower hall cut off their TONIC Tel. Carteret 312 escape and he half dragged, half car Bsy from your dn«gfa« in Sf wdfSabaaM About 20 members of Qlouceste Fof axudtatkm, MUnuiuat, lick lumdedm, mi post, American Legion, motored to rled, tils friend back Into the room. oiht lac«H in liurlington and Ha When his head cleared he looked at Fred Dunn. "You're all right?" he Main St., Woodbridgt, N. J. §69 State St. Tel. 1313 P. A. MAURER, N. J. outskirts the committee in charge has Plumbing Fixtunaa FORDS NATIONAL BANK engaged Edmund trappier, • govern- asked. We also carry a large stock of Locust and Cedar The other nodded. "You saved- my Summer Hardware - Garden Tool* ment expert, to supervise the work Chicken Supplies, Fencing FORDS. N. J. F«nca Poats. temporarily. life, Charlie," he said In a low voice, R. A. fflRNER Just out of tb« navy, where he fin- "(Wouldn't l*Hve you In that furtiace," said iniurlte Mint almost gruffly, and Funeral Director and ished his enllBtmt'iit, Oran W. Lloyd MAIN ELECTRIC Tel. 1510-M, 2646. will try out hlu uea legs on a police- then suddenly he remembered. My Expart Embalmar i I man's beat at I'itmaii. He was sworn Uod i" lit moat>«kcn to the "It's not that—my—my money, I for- 628 Pacific AT.., PERTH AMBOY Plainfield Nursery Office Phone-^264. Gloucester Immigrant Station. They got it left It under my pillow—" FLOOR SURFACING Scotch Plain*, N. J. E«*idence Phone—289. arrived on the nittumship Berkshire "You don't need to worry about Old Floors Made Like New! from Miami, *'!».. and will b« do that," said Fred Dunn. Hesitatingly New Floors Made Perfect! WOODBRIDGE most complete line of Nursery Stock for all purposes ported. he thru*! Ills baud into the pocket Of EUGENK SCHKK1NEK RHODODENDRONS, BLUE SPRUCES, JAPAN The Hallmawr lire company con bis overcoat und drew out a roll of Practical House Painter and tracted for an alarm siren with an au- bills, "Here you are I" 65 Fulton St., Woodbridge MAPLES, PEONIES, ROSES, Etc tomatic control, („ ,uHt $425. "But—how " OliVlle Mint's aye* Telephune Wuudbridg;6 61 Paper Hanger for catalogue anil otimate 'Phone 143SJ Fan wood Complete injltself Virtually ull tliu work has been were large with wonder, Orders Keceived By completed on West Jersey avenue in "And I was a skunk. Charlie. . SEE OUR STOCK. 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James You've Never Seen ennie is in usual form, hoarse voice thin* "«•<""« ln that dreadfully slow 8,000 Theatres Join In Movement For 'Oh, Doctor!" Is ttd everything. Kennie can swing a "Juno Days. All I Want Is I.ove olf rluli. Wonder how long they i is the captivating tune, written by The Charleston Done ractieed swinging that club. Rennie Pyson and Kendis. If those two row- 'Mark Kelly," Kilgour's clerk. Kil-Ulcn^ of Tin Pan Alley can write Better Films Week of September 6-13 Denny s Newest gttur takes n liking to him because j such successes, why don t they have the way they do it in of his golf proficiency and gives him j a »ho\v nil of their own? Confident thtit the public will slip- Paramount week has come to have port the best in screen entertainment, considerable Importance to the mo- Screen Vehicle a guest'H curd to an exclusive Coun-i ~~ tion picture industry as well as pub try Club, Lord knows where.I "The Green Hat,' much discussed the more progressive theiitri' owners lishers of the country. The latter Ha»ry Leon Wilson's Novel Has "They're snobs" says Kilgour. "I ibook is coming, in its play form to in this territory have joined the na- 1 gain not only the special advertising [ONTA BELT'S getohn, I,O.HS," nnswers Rennie. So the Broadhurst Theatre next week, tional movement to celebrate Para Humorous Situations far sn good! ! Al Woods is presenting it, very by the company, but increased lineage ODUC mount Week, Sept. IM3, when 8,0()0 by the exhibitors. The industry rec- 3 V theatres throughout the country will ognizes the week as the commence- Reginald Denny, motion picture ff/jA trims t§ CoaK- Jn tt Se*'She' loSsT «*» cenaorMo'goVthe dogs. unite in exhibiting Paramount Pic- ment Rugged Water," By the way, this "Nanette" show 'Oh, Doctorr Universal-Jewel film tvtth Jack Kelly, pride of thp club, has has been in every big town and in The past seven years have proved directed by Irvin Willnt; "Beggar On version of the famous story by the failed to nunlify for a tournament. mo8t amali onegp nere and jn England, Paramount Week not only a prosper- Horseback," by James Cruze. same name, written, by Wilson and ZAZU PITTS Opinion in he's yellow. He's told no exCept New York. Its music is allous one for 'exhibitors but it is now "The Street of Forgotten Men," published serially in The Saturday TOM MOORE LILY AN TASHMAN, and a rorking fist fight ensues. Presi- we|] known. Broadway prophets are recognized as a national movement directed by Herbert Brenon; "Wild, Evening Post. Harry Pollard, who dent of club interferes and repri- looking for a whale of a crash when giving prestige with those theatres Wild Susan," with Hebe Daniels; had directed Denny in successful A(ld«d Attraction mands Kelly, later deciding to askthe show opens on Broadway—a identifying themselves with the move- "Not So Long Ago," directed by Sid-Universal-Jewels as "Sporting ANN PENNINGTON him to lenve at once and suspend crash one way or the other. ment. ney' Olcoft, starring Betty Bronson; Youth," "The Reckless Age" and frim Ikt tlnry "Hrtrll" S» Kilgour (character's name is really To send the week off to a flying "Wiild Horse Mesa," the Zane Grey the first "Leather Pushers" series, A1)KI.\ HOCiERS ST. JOHNS "Water"). start the Famous Players-I.asky Cor- story, directed by George B. Seitz; m Ait>lti by Alice D. G Miller SLOGANS. r directed "Oh, Doctor!" and sur- Kelly, meanwhile confesses his love poration is advertising in 3,. >00 news- "The Cost of Folly," with Gloria rounded the star with a notable sup- Al Woods: "Tailored at Passion paper* throughout the country. These Swansori;' "A Son of His Father,' PICTURf EY'J HEY! More dauling beauties thanyou'w to Allie Monte (Marion Coakley) and Park." porting cast. she laughs at him, whereupon he flips include both daily and weekly, and from the Harold Bell Wright story; H tver seen be/ore on the jcrem, doing the faicina. her in the nose with his watch Job John Goldon: "99 44/100 % Pure." the sum spent is one of the largest "TroubU with Wives," with Florence Mary Astor, who won high praise ting new dance that has the whole world by the The Shuberts: "Made by the mile, by her work in "The Fighting heed I You'll be thrilled by this colorful picture and waxes profanely sarcastic. ever by any one corporation in Amer- Vidcrr, TNorth of 36," "Peter Pan" cott; "The King On Main Street," posed invalid money after they have LON CHANEY the Metropolis. South Sea islands and many others of equal note. with Adolphe Menjou and a star cast. been told by specialists he will live ACT III: Why, of course, knowing have been a prolific source of mate- In his Greatest Characterization— Al Woods, it wasn't hard to guess it And the company has in store for "The Ancient Highway," directed the three years that nrtist elapse be- rial for motion pictures and drama, early release such pictures as are cer- by Irvin Willat and featuring Jack fore he comes into his fortune. "THE UNHOLY THREE" would go straight into a bedroom. and the best entertainment with set- Allie Monte and Jack Kelly are mar- tain to keep Paramount out in front Holt, Noah Beery, Billie Dove and Lucille Ward as the energetic 1 ried. Some pretty suggestive stuff tings in these distant shores that has.|~-pubiic"intere.t They include Raymond Hatton; "Stage Struck," aunt; Mike Donlin as chauffeur who here. Real old A. H. Woods' bedroom offered in New York, is ,^ R ,e Gjr, „ and other produc. starring1 Gloria Swanson; "The Van- leads the hero into dangers; Clar- ishing American," a Zane Grey pic- ence Geldet as the doctor; Blanche scene. Jack Kelly owns up he's only a wealth o/tetfdramatic inter" "°n£/^^ with E&nJoS Richifu in Content Symbolt of Ble$Monu making $200 a week. Kisses his ture, with Richard Dix and Lois Wil- Payson as the terrifying osteopath; He Is the richest who is content Acacia blossoms symbolise frlen I-1 bride-—once—twice—then she kisses Which insures its popularity and sue- ggj| ^J« J* Eg^jgJ son, directed by George B. Seitz; Martha Mattox as the nurse known with the least; for content Is the cess for a long/time to come. It is ,"?';'„, «A B»™ On Hnr«e "Cobra," with Rudolph Valentino; as "Death Watch"; Mary because *hlp or Plutonic love. Rose or wli '» | him and he continues his preparations P wealth of nature.-—Socrate*. ^ for departure by taking off his coat! splete with the colorful atmosphere }%».P™*^ *%£ prSuc?™; That Boyle Girl," directed by D. of her lugubrious manner; George aoaoU blossoms symbolize elegan. LATER: This show doesn't prove W. Griffith; "Lord Jim," from the Kuwa as the Chinese servant and » vhlle the i«lli>w syiiilmllie secret lo\ very much, except that A. H. Woods Joseph Conrad story featuring Percy Helen Lynch as the snappy little Kulh*r can stil! frame the stuff that packs picture that ice Marmont. , maid are the others in the cast. in the small-town school teachers 'wtoA'^niJf^^"^^ became s0 enthusi Y - "A Kiss for Cinderella," with It is said for the picture that not "Spring-Fever" is an attractive title me aoutn aeas, AS love ana aaven- p -,,„„, n,,-,.. huptmo an enthusi Betty Bronson, directed by Herbert only does it afford fine opportunity and the show will probably last quite Brenon; "Crosswords of the World," for Denny to demonstrate his capa- a while. Should you see it?—well it with Pola Negri; "Womanhandled," bilities as an interpreter of humor all depends, don't you know. with Richard DW "Polly of the Bal- of the subtle type, but also affords mmmw^^introduced—one native girl and a Gloria Swanson will be seen in let," a William de Mille production; him ample opportunity to engage in white girl being in love with a valiant FLOTSAM AND JETSAM. 'The Cost of Folly" andd "StagS e "Stage Door Johnny," with Raymond many of the reckless activities in "Sky High" has a'song hit called ." Thomas Meighan in a pic- Griffith; "The Enchanted Hill," di- the way of automobile driving and intimate view of the handsome Sing prison, "The Man CRESCENT rected by Irvin Willat; "Conquered," other hazards. "Let It Rain." It is written by two brown-skinned natives who go boys who have no other song in the " also' one with Gloria Swanson. PERTH AMBOY—Tel. 255 show—James Kendis and Hal Dyson. Besides these there will be a "A Kilt In the Dark" Yet their solitary opus is the bie Thomas Meighan picture now being made in Ireland from the Saturday Adophe Menjou, Lillian Rich and TODAY and SATURDAY- Evening Post story, "The Imperfect Aileen Pringle are featured at the i "Peter Impostor." There also will be a pic- Woodbridge Theatre today in the DOUBLE FEATURE young girls have been taught the art,!?" 0I '•" y^rwith a new Barrie ture made from the story winning a Paramount picture, "A Kiss in the • Theatre Store U for Cinderella,' $50,000 Liberty Magazine prize of- Dark," adapted for the screen by EVELYN BRENT of South _Sea terpsichore since child- E£taken™ 1fro m* thf£"e stag. e play of that fered some weeks ago. This will be Townsend Martin from the immensely Cigars, Ice Cream, Soft Drinks, hood, and their dancing is the talk — IN — name. directed by James Cjruze and will popular Broadway stage play, "Aren't of New York. Weird and enchant- have an all star cast. Another pic- We All," by Frederick Lonsdale. Candy, School Supplies, Toys, ing music is furnished by a group of —Joseph Conrad's masterpiece ' will be filmed with Percy ture will be that featuring the winner Frank Tuttle, who made "Miss Blue- Hot Dogs, native singers and musicians. , A not- of the forthcoming .Atlantic City beard," directed- able cast of New York players inter- Marraont in the title role, "SMOOTHE AS SATIN' Fresh Roasted Butterkist Those are a few of the coming Beauty Pageant, to be directed by "A Ki»« in the Dark," a light ro- pret the play. Among tjie artists are Allan Dwan. Peanuts.. Mary Ann Dentler, Walter Gilbert, pictures. mantic comedy, opens in Havana From the famous play "The Chatterbox" Frank Thomas, Ben Johnson, Pris- where Menjou, playing Walter Gren- hara, manages a large sugar planta- WOODBRIDGE THEATRE cilla Knowles, Charlott^ Wynters, Marion Barney, Al Roberts and a tion. Grenham is a 'ladies man for BUILDING, yiur life, but wants to marry the one HARRY CAREY 108 Main St., Woodbridg score of others. Matinees are given, At the Crescent At Woodbridge Theatre every Wednesday and Saturday. woman, of his heart %and settle down. — IN — Aileen Pringle plays Janet Living- "Smooth A> Sktin" "Men ««d Women" 11 A girl who comes honestly by be- "Men and "Women," a William de stone, the object of Grenham'g. devo- 1 tion. She is always chiding him K ,ing a crook, a young safe breaker Mille production for Paramount, . who saves her and whom she saves, plays at the Woodbridge Theatre on about the attention other women pay "THE BAD LANDS" ...J I and the married life between the two Wednesday. him and grows right indignant when she witnesses a little scene between NEW EMPIRE THEATRE form the basis of one of the most Richard Dix, Neil Hamilton, Claire exciting and thrilling crook melo- Graham and Betty King. Janet re- Action — Thrills — Melodrama IRVING STREET, RAHWAY, N. J. Adams and Robert Edeson head the fuses to take Grenham seriously. dramas that was ever screened, the cast of the picture in featured roles. The Newest, Niftie»t Theatre in the State adaptation of "The Chatterbox," The story is laid in New YorK City Betty (Lillian Rich) is married 1Bayard Veiller's sensational stage and tells of a young bank cashier, and, strange to say, deeply in love with her husband. Kenneth Mac- SUNDAY and MONDAY— |' success entitled "Smooth As Satin," who steals to make his wife happy v TODAY u»s out for the States. Speaking | An all-star cast, including severul riences of a pretty little manicure of embarrassing situations! "THE RED LILY" of the most famous artists of the girl in New York City. Edmund That night at Grenham's, a Cuban Bl scre,en, will be seen in Monta Bell's "™ '» leading man in the picturep, moon, soft music and the beautiful A lov« story written and directed by Fred Njblo that is very Betty play havoc with Menjou, and much out of the ordinary. The French boy and girl and their near- I "Pt"Prettt y LdiLadies,"" tthh e MtGlMetro-Goldwyd n "d Hale Hamilton has B more or leas he tragiu romance will win all hearts. Majcer production," which cornea to1 heavy role. The cast includes other •h indulgeidl s in a kiski s in thh e ddarkk. the silver sheet of the Strand The- equally prominent names. Betty comes to her senses and hur- ries bacK to her husband. Grenham DITMAS atre today and tomorrow, and which JACK PICKFORD in was adapted by Alice D, G. Miller ffollows. There's some tall explain- PERTH AMBOY—Tel. 2796 them a brontosaurus which escapes. ing to be done. Menjou confesses "GARRISON'S FINISH" from an original story written by Running amuck in the heart of Lon- Adela Rogers St. Johns. everything — even the kiss in the The Kentucky Derby and the Metropolitan Handicap as the don's shopping district, the monster dark. His frankness completely wins background for a wonderful love story with action and thrills, plots The leading roles are taken by proceeds to wreck the metropolis and over Janet, and he succeeds in patch- SEVEN DAYS and vouiilurplotti, woman's jealousy and a girl's heart. ZaSu Pitts and Tom Moore. As anfinally crashes into the Thames, when ing thing* up with the Kings. extra feature, Ann Pennington, well- ,the famous London bridge collapses Menjou'j u every movie rolo e Beseeme s Beginning Saturday, Sept. 5, to Friday, Sept. 11 under his weight. "Look Out"—Comedy known musical comedy star, is Been to be just about the last word n doing the Charleston in "Pretty Earl Hudson supervised the proscree- n philandering, so when we say MONDAY and TUESDAY, September 7th and 8th—Two D*yi Lapses." There is also a chorus duction fur Hothacker and First that he never had a part better suited made up of Hollywood's fairest National, the directorial staff includ- The Strangest Story of OWEN MOORE and CONSTANCE BENNETT in to him than the character of Walte mujdens. who have been taught intri- ing O'Brien and Harry Hoyt, Grenham in "A Kiss in the Dark," Romance and Adventure "CODE OF THE WEST" cate dance steps by F-anchon, who IB you know what we mean, a co-member of the team of Fnnchon Zune Grey's story of a Broadway belle who came out to spread Miss Rich, the Cecil B. DeMiUe ever screened. and Marco, well-known dance deline- "find," seen recently in "The Golden !a little love Hmong the luwboyj, Packed with action, guy with ators, f If you don't belong to any bloc, you ,• romance. Bed,'! and Miss Pringle, of "Three doubtless are one of that nuinl er Weeks," are both ideally cast. SEE called the common people. Ann Pennington, of the "Follies," Fables—"Bugville Field Day" Latest KinoffraniB. h Kitty Kelly, Herbert Marx, of h^ The Mighty Prehistoric Four Marx Brothers, and other Broad- WEDNESDAY, S«pten)b»r 9th--Duuble feature the Dibnas The great need of the country Is a fragile winil»!ilel when he wrote the story he hadn't ~? ™ »»<> day (Labor Day). r the tilightest conception of its film j , The picture is an adaptation of the THOMAS MEIGHAN possibilities. He pttintud a ' vivid novel of the name name by Clarence word picture of a lost world in the Correct this sentence: "H», ha,"Budington Ktlland. It also ran stm- in "OLD HOME WEEK" vast, unexplored regions of the upper laughed the m«n, as he removed a |,»lly in the Saturday Evening Post. Anmioii river which time had forgot. wilted collar; "ala't women's clothe* I Jack Cunningham, whu wrote the oiulitjr of • tUr BegHie Love, Lewis Stone, Wallace g, ffunn y II "—Detroi"Dti t frf w t ttm% screen playl , "Th"The CCovered Wagon," I T ^ Beery and Lloyd Hughes heM the 9J.L0STTORID if* fcfrt W*rything. human cunt, thai-in* ho now with the adapted it for the screen. prehistoric raqnsters. Supporting* '!('•» "mall town itory of a ]*Mfi$t& LOYE. LEH& CTOtMl ' • •-'*' LIKING g-^ S- THOMAS ARKLE CLARK D»an of Mm, Univcnity of Ullnoi.. t JG The FLANDERS ••yfY NKIisilltnii WHrner down (ho •"•*• strwi is alWRys husy. During OCEAN CITY, NEW JERSEY th* Rprlnf; nnd summer I ran «ee him •t almost nny hour of the day potter- n* shout the yard Ilia Uwn la «1- waji rarpfully mown). HU borders are In order. Th« little garden bark •f his house Is carefully cared for. When mow falls during the lite ao- tninn or winter he li the first man o« he street to hare his walk cleaned. In Is not satisfied with Just pushing i reluctant shoTel down the middle of the pith to the street. He cleans the 51 whole eipaMe neatly and painstak- ingly, and extends his labor* to til* walk along the front of his lot Why do you work so constantly T I asked him one day when he seemed more than ordinarily aggressive. "I don't know any better," he an- PUBLIC SERVICE swered. "But, anyway, I'd rather £5 work than eat." There are not many like him. Few Men and Women people, whom I have known, would E work If they did not have to, or If through early necessity they had not Horizontal. VcrlleaU A new fireproof structure of 232 rooms, each cultivated the habit with such persist lfc>U *—Qr««k Uttit I—Wkk*d mt* that It Is easier for them to con- t—Fut «( "t* b»" t—Shochoncan Indlaa The Track Qreaser tlnne the practice than to give It up. I—Bvtrrthlac 11—Consumed t—BlnTi horn* 4—Mtatfctl with lavatory, toilet and bath facilities. Thor- LS—Lowtr Uf ton* 14—4.1M I—EwaMth I—VTlia MVak* Every autumn 1 am besieged by * Lj—WrlUni Ublt 7—Ftnoul pronoun Th« PUBUC SERVICE Railway Track Greaser oughly modern, beautifully appointed and has crowd of young fellows who want a 11—Te oolor II—drtiM I—Small particle it usually one of that always growing band of job, who are without adequate re- [t Bftekstytd 11— Dominion 10—Pte«« of iroand PUBLIC SERVICE people of whom the organisa- sources and who need to earn money. II—CorrriatlT* at «lth«r an ideal location directly on the boardwalk at U—Initial* of a pretldont II—Son them itata (abbr.| tion is rightfully proud—the veterans. They go to their tasks like a boy to H—In an that It—Bc-ndln*Tliin kron* Eleventh Street. American plan. All outside a licking. They hove no enthusiasm 11_Pf«flx meaning "nnr" IS—Ralnllkt mow Of men and women who have had twenty4r?« for what they arc doing- When an t-~flmplor II— TO—Note of soeOe Tl—ThM 17— Ntgatlvt For MT«n ymn Manager <

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If you are looking for a job look first in the want columns of this paper. Without doubt.you will find just what you are look- If not, place a small ad telling about yourself and^the job will find you.

Gussie Kopper, executrix of NOTICE TO CREDITORS man Kopper, deceased, by of the Surrogate of the Cou By Charles Sughroe Middlesex, hereby givea notice No Charge for the Idea creditors of the said Herman Ko MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVll to bring in their debts, demand! j claims against the estate of thai POOH*. "BU1CH >6A«OO0 \ue Puu-eo ow 6UTCH AUO 1HW4KS tO MI9 deceased, under oath or aflftr C0WCR.KT6 AWO TOOK. TO' "1MIS sue. WERE OUtf IU WOT A CAR within six months from this __ ecjuurtiM ROAO, *9UTCW CAME 9v WHILE WG ROkOfTEA AUD hey will be forever barred of ' MORH TWWJ I CAU SAM OUT A MO LAHYSRkl AMD TH-ftfi action therefor against the said "VUO HOURS AlOWQ OP- A *R0*O CLOSED cutrix. * 9CM 1 KUOV/t 8ESIOES «Br Dated August 17, 1925. \r so OF THCROAD. GUSSIE KOPPI ^ U09OOM fiAVJ 8-21, to 10-16. Ex«

I'D LIKE NOTICE TO CREDITORS bKUO HIM COLO James E. B«ny, uilministra^ Arthur E. Berry, deceased, by, tion of the Surrogate »f the r of Middlesex, hereby Rives na the creditors of the said Art Berry, to bring in their dehr many3 and claims against the of .the said deceased, under 0L affirmation, within six months! this date or they will be fo barred of any action therefor the said administrator. Dated August 3, 1925. KMI JAMES E. BERRY,*' #1 Adiittar^J BUDDY, WHAT P_'ANtiN6 HORACE GEE IM 30- LOMESOME AM' NO*/ I'LL ) /WE fQU a I SO HE'LL 6RCW I HAV/EM'T /HHYBOD'f 10 SUCH IS LIFE DOING J BIG EMUF FoR PLAY ME It) PLAY

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• ALL RIGHT N the eluctrii- lim- we are as expevLs, Folks an! told.t A Martyr Long Enough we madf a tlionniKh study THE FEATHERHEADS electiii-iil science and that we eiiutppeil to give proper se OH, 50-SO T- ^OU KltOW, MRS. H0B6LE" XOU I'D LIKE TO, BUT, MY DEAR / Our repair department ex ME1ER , I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT - VJE LIKE TO GO TO I WOULDN'T WRE. SUPPOSE tLOSSIE WEDD1MS ously and efficiently attendi ;» ARRAh&EMENTS SENPOUr ALL THE INVITATIONS T«D THE MOVIES SOMETHING SHOULD COME - APPRCWCHIMG DAY5 ASO AMD MOT A SINGLE PRESENT THIS AFTERNOON, STILL, I STAGED IM ALL BAT Miuic iioia to your wants. And we sell ata "WEDDIHG ou( 3 MRS.FEATHERHEW* HAS ARRIVED TCT .—. -^ WOULD fOU ? TBSTERDA1 branda of electric jt ' - HAS QEEM oi #15 or ou bmA THE SOLE TOPIC h i/n OTfiC noun,. : OF rf CQNVERSATtOM | IS (uutt (OK

DAYS SDLVMQBE u-r\\ RAD V darf*T*t, In tfi« otKlddlMax, by Joseph A. Her- marm, Catharine H Hermann and Rarbsrn V. II'•rmntin. nil unmarried; running M»™T (fi) For U. S. To Enter nlonjj the westerlv I'"' "f th" SCHOOL DAY NEEDS chool Week *«iil tract of Inml . Hiivnyed to the HAid Bonrd of Ivlurnlmn, Bring the children here and outfit them for the new school term. Our new Full League, Says Boehm north thirty-one rili degrees fifty-nine (5i>) minnlc; enst stocks are ready—thus assuring a satisfactory selection. Gainer) Opinion From Talks At one hundred forty fmn nul nine Specials tenths (144.9) fr.-t ir. > stone Cc-nrvK With Einstein and monument planted ni the north- Children's Socks, 49c to $1.49 Blouse* For School Day*, 98c to $1.59 Other World Notables west corner of -mid trm-i of Innd The new Fall shade for school wear. They come Sizen 6 to 16 years CHILDREN'S SUITS In Classroom conveyed to the «nid Hmird of CHII DRF.N S DRESSES Education; runnine tlienrp (f>) in novelty plaids and plain colors. SizPR 7 to 10. Well tailored of English Broadcloth, Oxford <•!. n 79c and up •long the northorly line of said and fancy stripe Madras. 79c and up TELLS OF SWISS CITY tract of land conveyed to the said Board of Edurntinn, south Children'* Cotton Stockings, 29c Pr. sixty (60) degree thirty-six(36) GIRLS' SCHOOL APPAREL Says It Offers Attractions Fine and Novelty Ribbed Cotton Stockings, in BOYS' and GIRLS' ml notes east thier hundred black, white, cordovan and champagne. Sizes 6 School Dresses for Miss, 7 to 14, 96c Each BOYS' BLOUSES Beyond Those of Paris But (300) feet to the point or place to 9tt. STOCKINGS—All siies of BEGINNING. Containing Simple girlish models of Gingham, Chambray an I With Not As Much 263,608 square fept. The cost Prints. Very practical for everyday wear. and SHIRTS 15c and up Hilarity ot said plot of irround shall not Boys' School Stockings, 49c exceed the sum of Twenty-Nine Middy Skirts, $2.25 to $5.98 48c and up ThotMMid Five Hundred ($29,- In fine, medium anandd heavy weight. Stack (Ck.rU. H. Boehm.) 500.00) DolUrs. cordovan. SSizei s 6 tto 11^4 Sizen € to 16 years A Urge assortment of Oft Monday, for the sixth time, the assembly of the League of Nations To authorize the Bonrd of Educa- All wool Navy Blue and two-tone —__ to r RUGS, Large Size ALUMINUM WARE gather st the quiet and ancient Hel- _?? . _* "»rfer »ny surplus, if any, Children'* Merceriied Lisle Stockings, 49c Pleated Skirts; detachable bodice top. which m«y exist in thp> funds, here- vetian city of Geneva. Preparation) Plain and Novelty Ribbed Stockings, in black, 69c, $1.29, $1.79 79c ffo r thithsi meetini g havh e beeb n Roinpi r on tofore, appropriated, for the erection Middy Blouses, $1.19 to $2.98 of the Carteret Hifrh School, to sat- white, cordovan, champagne, grey, buck. Sizes 6 throughout the .summer, and it is be- to 9%. All wool Navy Blue and two-tone Wreck V\VHu-<{ liaved that this session may prove to isfy any expense incurred in the Skirta; detachable bodice top. be one of the most important ever bonding of the District for the pur- pose of paying the purchase price of A full line of Stationery and Supplies held. oreMid Boys' All Wool School Suits, Serviceable Youthful Dresses Germany's possible rntraneo into ~ Ptot of ground. authorize the BoarTd of EducaaucH - with Two Pair Pant* for School Wear already displayed. the Leaitur has been diBcus»ed f nr the \ f^t""?!™'™ %? "™ ° ?* /• " past several months, althouKh it is |ten to JmS?'J?* """""J 5 "^ $10.96 and $12.98 $1.59 to $15.98 roost unlikely that she will be panted t u- J?^5 ? *« amount of money 0 urchM of the Wool mixtures favored for Fall. Styles are un- Sizes 7 to 14 all the conc^ions she demands. ' »uiL W '? S' P « -,.„»,„ . .,1ls ?u'nK bonds In the corporate name manish, the kind boys demand. All have one pair of We've a splendid assortment of practical School Wm. Dubrow's Dep't Store The Pact of Security, permanently I of the District in. such amounts and long pants and a pair of the usual knee length Dresses, in a wide variety of models, fashioned of assuring the western frontiers of | payable at such times as the legal pants. Sturdy, stylish and priced with economy. Ginghams, Chsmhray, Broadcloth, Cotton Prints. 224-6 Smith St., next to New Nat. Bank Bldf., fcurope. will draw the opposition of voters shall direct. Sizes 5 to 10 years. Balbriggan and French Flannel. Alt the new Fall the Central Powers who favor a gen- Dated Aug. 27, 1925. shades. eral Security forever guaranteeing W. V. COUGHLIN, All Wool J.er*ey Peter Pah Suit* Store open daily 8 to6. Saturday 8 to 10:30. the frontiers of all Europe. District Clerk. Flannel Middy Blouse*, $2.98 to $5.98 Delegates from al! corners of the 8-28; 9-4. $4.»8 and $5.98 GOODS DELIVERED world have for weeks been coming to Sizes 5 to 9 years ^ Sizes 8 to 22 the city, the shrine of John Calvin. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN For the smaller boys these little suite in Button Geneva has for many years been a Never before have we had such an assortment of Pursuant to the provisions of an and Middy Styles are very practical. They come Flannel Middies. They come in Red, Tan, Naw haven for the persecuted peoples of Act of Legislature of New Jersey, in plain colors and novelty print. Europe. entitled "An Act to authorize persons Blue and Powder Blue. Nestled at the foothills of the Alps to change their names," approved "A Bit of Broadway in a Country Club" and touching on the shores of LacFebruary 24th, One Thousand Eight Lamen (Lake Geneva) and it? outlet, Hundred and Seventy-Six, and Store Hours the Rhone River, the natural beauty amendment thereto, approved April 136-138 Smith St THE SHREWSBURY RIVER of the city is superb. The water- 27th, One Thousand Nine Hundred Saturday: front is particularly enchanting— and Eleven, or supplements thereof, Perth Amboy green parks and bridges that span the notice is hereby given that we shall 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. Rhone, adding greatly to the city's apply to the Court of Common Pleas, /"THE MERITfcSTORP' PERTH AMBOY, N. J.\ COUNTRY CLUB attractiveness. of Middlesex County, nt the Court * At night an array of thousand's of House, at New Brunswick, N. J., on RED BANK, N. J. lights are reflected in the waters of the fourth day of September, One We deliver to Carteret and Woodbridge every Monday and Thursday. the lake—s wonderful sight Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty- This Sunday and Monday (Sept. 6-7) On the west side of the lake is a Five, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, Deliveries close at 11.00 a. m., on the above days. or as soon thereafter as we can be The Season's Greatest Sensation street dedicated to Woodrow Wilson. s on thereaft On this street is located the ppalace heard, for an order to authoriie us of ththe LeaguL e of NationsNi , bettebt r to assume another name, to wit, known as the Secretaries This un- Samuel Carpenter and Abraham Car- TED LEWIS pretentious building of five stories penter. Peer of All America's Orchestra Leaders was for many years a hotel, before it Dated, July 20th, 1925. BITS ABOUT BIDDY Will Be Guest of Honor was converted to its present use. It SAMUEL STOLARCHIK. H0L0HAN BROS. now shelters the offices of about 300 ABRAHAM STOLARCHIK. Adam may hare hsd his tron- jj This Saturday, Sunday and Monday (Sept. !M5-7) officials. bits, bat he never hsd to shoo On* on Her, Sure Enough AUTO SUPPLIES A PROGRAM OF VERSATILE ENTERTAINERS Here, as an American, you are chicken* out of the Garden of $ shown the gifts of prominent Ameri- The first Joke on (he mrfVher-ln-lsw Eden. Appearing in a cans and are informed of the was when Noah went into the ark sod Cars Washed and Stored A SMASHING SENSATION—DARING REVUE names of many Americans who form eft her oat—Bostnn Trnnsijrtpt. The query "Why feet to mi Sizes from 18 Va-17 $1 iron monument; miming thence story—phone us and we will call at (3) south thirty four (34) de- Improved English Broadcloth Shirts Imported English Broadcloth grees twenty-eight (2H) minutes Khaki Pants. Reg. .3$ West five hundred seventeen and Special; sizes from 18Vi-17 $1 Union Suits. your convenience with • detailed plan fifty.eijjht one hundieilths (f>17.- |1.75; now. $1 58) feet to an iron monument Reg. $2,00; now... 95c for properly merchandising your planted in the northerly line uf Pure Splendor Silk Shirts .95 the Knu-.-ier Tract; running Keg. $6.00; sizes 13»/s.-17. $3 stock. thence (4) along the "aid north- Reg. $2.75 grade; Overalls—Special I erly line of the Kniealer Tract, .as south forty-live (46) decrees $1 French Flannel Skirts .39 White, Blue and * 1.29 & thirty (30) minutes east, three now. Khaki collars... V* Up hundred fifty-six and eighty-out: Sizes 18'/2-17 $1 oqe-hundredtha (356.81) feet to •T PRESS a alone umiiuiuenl planted at the We carry a full line of Men's Work Clothe* at Reduced Prices. southwest corner of ti» con**; Caearfully £xchaB| #m LO^T 60TH O^'Hl-S GARTERET PRESS

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