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Not exactly an Emmy Award winner, still struggling, but managed to win Grace Watson Hall has $700 worth of but Extreme Prejudice is good clean another game. vandalism damage in the past week. American fun. Men's track post solid performances in Phi Sig throws it's Farewell to RIT party. The newest Cult release Electric, com- Colgate Open, prepare to defend Stanton Cook of the Chicago Tribune bines the metal of AC/DC and the pow- UNYS crown. accepted RIT's Isaiah Thomas Award. er of Led Zeppelin with the brashness Departments of new wave. Letters 4 Feature 11 Spreading a message of understanding Zodiac II A photo essav on Rochester punks. and peace. Up With People inspires one Tab Ads 28 and all. Bloom County 29 Cover Story 16 The crowned musical Cats packs in the What's Happening 30 The RfJ^ORTKR staff partakes in bowl crowds at the Auditorium Theater. Coven ing with the Monroe Development Steve and Paul congratulate each other Center as a community project. Scoreboard 26 after a tough game of bowling. E.yeing on E.CAC birth, baseball wins Photo By: only one among four games. Steve Freeman REPROHLE It all started, for most of us, as a child and would find it sickening to even person finds that acting the way they do when a person from our family think of drinking it warm, yet Germans brings them enjoyment and they are shouted, "Stop doing that, it's not drink their beer warm and consider it not causing a problem, then who are normal."\\ continued for some of us at the normal thing to do. you to give them shit? Prejudices and one time or another during school and The aim of this file, then, is to rid other bogus, hostile human reactions college when we did what others our thinking of the premise that could be eliminated if we would simply considered abnormal, aberrational anything is universally normal. What is "live and let live," as a famous and basically a travesty against their strange to one can and should be somebody once stated. The next time code of ethics or behavior. Just what perfectly natural to another. This is why you are going to criticize somebody, go does normal, mean we then asked we were all created differently and take a look in the mirror and think ourselves? Webster's defines normal as individually. Some people find it very twice about it. If someone starts to pick "according to, constituting, or not normal to dress up like a character on you, give them a cone back like this deviating from an established principle from Zippy the Pinhead comic strip and one: an Indian friend of mine was or standard; that which occurs follow the Grateful Dead across the dining at Gracies using his fingers as he naturally." This does not really help in continental L'..S. surviving on dried figs had since the day he first learned how cluing in to why the action we just did and artificial stimulants. Others think to eat. A girl sitting at the next table was not normal, natural or standard. it is sane to dress up like a pimp, rent said to him, with a disgusted look on The way we are conditioned or brought a limousine and go try to pick up her face, "Why don't you use a knife up as children and the behavioral women who spend more time fixing and fork, you dumb slob!" My Indian mannerisms we become accustomed to their makeup in the "little girls' room" friend turned to her and said, "I will if both serve in formulating our than anywhere else. A third group you stop using perfume that smells like individual concept of normality. sneers at both on public television and Lysol, you ugly pig!" After nearly I propose then that normality is declares them sinners and hellions gagging on my food from laughing so merely a state of mind; a changeable against God until they are caught being hard, I had a thought. Both of these attitude What is normal to one person blackmailed for being naughty. The harsh comments and the bad feelings is based on preconceived notions and question to resolve then is who that ensued could have been avoided. might seem absurdly bizarre to amongst these three groups is People merely have to stop forcing another. RIT's trimester-based "normal." The answer, simply enough, others to act as they see fit and mind academic program seems ridiculous to is all of them, in their own way. their own business. those who had other high school or Thomas Jefferson wrote that all collegiate experience that used a persons are created equal. If this is true, semester grading process, but to those then why are some persecuted or who have had three (or more) marking ridiculed for their thoughts? It is ^^^^^^^^ periods every academic year, RIT's because the damnable concept of method seems perfectly normal. Most normality as being a fixed, structural Americans have always drank beer cold concept at any point in time. If a

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Al letters received are the property of REPORTER Magatirse • REPORTER takes pride in its membership in the Associated CoNegiale Press and the American Civil Liberties Union. • © 1987 REPORTER MAGAZINE. Al rights reserved No portion of this magazine may be reproduced without prior written permission from REPORTER. 3 REPORTER LETTERS Magazine you've made is so absolutely Editor-in-Chief Take Another Look ludicrious that I simply cannot believe that you really think it to he true. I will Kevin J. Minnick I bis is in response to David Froy and not even give you the reasons for my Managing Editor Robert Davis, who authored disbelief because I think you guys Steve Waterloo "Overboard With Stats." (RKPORI KR: I should get together and think this one May 1987). out yourselves. Your comment on Executive Editor Gentlemen, I do not mean to be political apathy, "Political apathy is Bill Amstutz petty, but I must question your ability the stronghold of totalitarian states," News Editor to read, write, and think. In your made me look for a footnote. I don't know if you guys got this crap from a James Ferme recent letter you imply that I was against the appearance of Robert thick hook on political theory, or if Copy Editor McFarlane, David Stockman, and your professor told you this, hut let me Marco Abundo I heodore Lowi. If you would take 30 remind you of something. When you are openly criticizing someone, the News Writers seconds to re read the article in question, (REPORFER: 23 April 1987), rules of the game are that you cannot Maxine Isaacson you will see that I did not even simply regurgitate some horseshit Mark Tiffeny from one of your lectures or Brian Dempsey mention Stockman or Lowi in my Adrian Derti criticisms. In addition, I offended textbooks. I'm sorry, hut you'll have to absolutely no cotnplaints about the come up with ideas on your own. Of Entertainment Editor fact that Mr. McFarlane delivered course I am willing to to provide you Jim Winiarskl three lectures at RIT during the with mine, which is: Political apathy is not the stronghold of totalitarianism. Entertainment Writers academic year. What I am disturbed about is the possibility that Dr. Rose The unwillingness to scrutinize and Kris Argento Craig Veconi may have blatantly violated standard question the legitimacy of every John White Tom Mineo person who claims to hold any sort of Doug Jerum Suzanne Shade academic selection procedures by promoting his g(K)d friend McFarlane power over you is the foundation Sports Editor to the Kern Professorship in which ultimately ensures that you will Robert A. Salzer Communication. If this is in fact the subject yourself to totalitarian domination. This notion, 1 think, you Sports Writers case, as many faculty and some students seem to think, then I will find more historically accurate. Chris Martin certainly have a legitimate complaint. Greg House Also, because you seem to take Marnie Salisbury In light of this I have no problems offense with my characterization of a John Lxiiars whatsoever with Robert McFarlane certain group of demonstrators as speaking at RIT, hut I seriously doubt "confrontational, intellectually Photo Editor whether he deserves the distinction of aimless, and sickening" 1 offer you the Steven D. Freeman being RIT's Kern Professor of following account which 1 use to Communications. If Dr. Rose wanted justify these accusations: Cartoonist McFarlane on campus, why didn't he Mike Kerwin When the demonstration started just hire him as a guest lecturer? at McFarlane's second lecture in Production Manager McFarlane didn't need a title. So, to he February, there were two groups of Anna marie Daane honest with you, I really don't mind demonstrators. One group, which 1 being attacked or called ignorant for will call the "conservative" group, was Production Staff positions which are my own, hut I welcoming McFarlane and protesting Ellis J. Canal Beth Ploeger simply cannot take the blame for your for his right to free speech. The other Delrdre Campbell Karen Zagorski misconceptions. group, which 1 will call "liberals," were Jill Clause Jeff Reichert Scott Traylor Jordan Neuringer With respect to your ability to protesting U.S. foreign policy, George Daniels write, I'll he damned ifl didn't have to particularly in South Africa and South America. They were claiming Advertisinfl Manager flip a coin to decide what you meant in that sentence where you used the that U.S. foreign policies were Victoria Vavrinec word "pundit." (Which, by the way, responsible for murder, or at least sent everyone I knew scrambling for sanctioned it, and to the extent that Advertising Representative Mr. McFarlane was involved, they Robert Williams a dictionary). I passed this article around in several classes to get a clear accused him of being a murderer. In Business Manager exposition, and I swear I must have light of this, the "liberals" were Brad Pietras gotten six or seven different protesting, among other things, McFarlane's visit to RIT. Collections interpretations. You should really try to write more clearly if you expect to By the way, 1 was not involved with Kathy Salemo he understood. either group, 1 was merely watching Distribution Staff Now, on your ability to think, I the demonstration. Andy Minnick have several concerns. First, I can only After a short period of time the AAark Contino hope that you do not sincerely believe demonstration began to degenerate. The "conservative" protesters started Advisor that Mr. McFarlane and Mr. Stockman are, as you say, "Pillars of current jeering and shouting down the Elaine Spaull political thinking." This comment that "liberal" protesters. The shouts May 8, 1987 coming from the "conservative" Upset About Ridicule Another Parking Problem demonstrators were very well considered and pertinent claims such I have three gripes that I'd like to share On Wednesday, April 29, because of as "communist," "liberal," "pinko," with RKPORI KR. The first deals with an upcoming lacrosse game with "fag" etc (After all, isn't it a high crime the "survey" on April 26, the second nationally ranked Hobart, RIT in America to be such a person?) In with how REPORTER handled a decided to reserve 200 parking spaces addition, students were coming in off response, and thirdly what is going for Hobart fans. This all sounds like of the buses and randomly joining the wrong in this institute. a fine deed on RIT's part, so far. "conservative" demonstrators in this First off. that survey you did in the However, the 200 spaces that were effort. In short, as the protest April 26 issue was really reserved were in the already- degenerated, the "conservatives" were representative of the RIT community. overcrowded, student parking lot, no longer demonstrating for their Let's see. . . nine colleges at RIT, and thus taking away 200 legal parking own ideals, but were demonstrating 10 people surveyed, but only five spaces from 200 commuting RIT against the "liberal" protesters. By colleges represented??? Ahhh, I students that depend on this parking then it was obvious that the see. . the Colleges of Fngineering area. "conservative" demonstrators were Science, NTID, and CCE do not First, I suppose 1 should point out acting in a completely irrational and graduate students who are that the reason these spaces were inconsistent manner. For if their represenative enough of the RIT reserved in the first place, according original intention was to support Mr. experience to be included in this so to Campus Safety, was to alleviate the McFarlane's right to free speech and called "survey." problem of cars parked along the opinion, by verbally attacking the Obviously this article angered a shoulders of Andrews Memorial Drive "liberal" demonstrators, they were few people. Actually, a whole bunch of (Hobart and RIT fans). This is the clearly undermining their own people. Some of them took the time to practice for most all sporting events at position. I do not know what you guys write a letter to you. Two people, ilT anyway. According to sources at call this. I called it "intellectual Robert Davis and David Foy, wrote an Campus Safety this has always been aimlessness." angry letter to the REPORI ER and the illegal. However, they have tolerated it When the demonstrators staff was nice enough to print it in the as a courtesy extended to the countercircle other demonstrators, ensuing issue on May I. However, 1 was spectators, their intention being to resort to an intellectually aimless quite dismayed when 1 read the title solve this problem. agenda of name-calling and are of their letter. The person in charge of Well, you may be asking youself, reinforced by students who randomly picking titles had chosen 'Where are the other 200 RIT join them from incoming buses, "OVERBOARD WITH STATS." This commuters parking, to sacrifice these which is exactly what the seemed to me to be a slap in the face. spaces?" I'll tell you where: they were "conservative" group of What was the purpose of this authorized by Campus Safety to park demonstrators were doing, I call this title?. . . ridicule. on the grassy median in thej parking confrontational behavior. What do RIT is a large evolving community, lot; ticketing of these normally, you guys call it? and sometimes we forget how big it illegally parked vehicles was Putting this together, 1 called the really is. This community is comj>osed suspended for the day. The decision group of "conservative" of people that have very diverse tastes, to allow this was not made until nearly demonstrators "intellectually aimless backgrounds, interests^ opinions, and 11:00 a.m. You need not ask, 1 shall: and confrontational." I consider this methods of analyzing issues. It seems "What did the students that arrived sort of behavior sickening because it to me that the media at RIT, both between 8:00 and 11:00 do about this in no way advances scholarly printed and broadcasted, are lack of space?" They were understanding of the problems controlled by people who desire to unnecessarily late to their classes, addressed by either group, and it promote a schism between the that's what happened. increases the probability of violent technical and non-technical factions I am not debating that the lacrosse interaction between students (who of the community. They encourage game was an important event to RIT. are, I think, also human beings). Once this dichotomy by treating the 1 like lacrosse, and was at the game again I called this behavior sickening. opinions of the technical and myself. Which brings me to my next What do you guys call it? scientific portion of the community point. For those of you who did not As I said, it sickens me to know as a target of ridicule or simply notice, cars were still parked along that I am in the same school with denying that individuals in tnat Andrews Memorial Drive on both these students. This is not the type of faction have educated or worldly sides for approximately 250 yards. In "intellectualism" that any school can enough opinion. addition to that, 1 don't recall seeing be proud of. The media here have a the 200 reserved spaces in question In lijght of these comments, I ask responsibility to remember that bein^ used bv the spectators. you, what are your "educational everyone in the community has an To try to bring tnis together: the desires" that I am so ignorant of? And opinion and must show some respect reserving of the 200 parking spaces how did this nonsense in any way for those opinions. If things keep was intended to alleviate a parking serve to further them? going on as they are the apathy and situation, which it failed to do. In general bad feelings in this place will addition, it created a secondary Mark Mancinelli continue, and no physical parking problem for the Rl 1 students, Fourth-year Economics improvements, not even rec- unnecessarily. complexes or RlTreats, will help. 1 do not blame Campus Safety, Armen Chakmakjian because they were simply doing what Computer Fngineering (continued to page 30) Compiled by: James Ferme Beth Ploeger REPORTAGE Adrian Derti Spring Weekend 1987 Starts Today Friday, May 8, kicks-off of Spring Weekend and rock band Inside Out. The band will Arts display will continue From lOKK) a.m. '87, a celebration of pleasant weather, entertain outside the College-Alumni to 5:00 pm., the RIT International Student permanent placement, and graduation. Union in the Backyard.' Association will host an International This year's Spring Weekend has been Various events will occur behind Grace Festival in the Fireside Lounge. From organized by the Spring Weekend Watson Dining Hall, beginning at 6:00 noon to 5:00 pm. the Baker/Colby/Cleason Committee in collaboration with many pm. with Earthball Madness, sponsored by quad will conduct its third annual Spring student organizations including Student Off-Campus and Apartment Life (a Fling. The band Fugitive, winner of Directorate (SD) and the College Activities department of Residence Life). Other Cabaret Night, will be playing outside, Board (CAB). The chairpersons of the events are Novelty Acts, consisting of while floors will set up various booths, Spring Weekend Committee are Helene elephant and camel rides, mimes, jugglers, offering food and selling t-shirts. At 1:00 Manglaris, director of Student Activities, magicians and others. At 7:00 p.m., the pm., the RIT baseball team will compete and Dorothy Brown, coordinator of Greek bands Innovations as well asjohn Cafferty in a double header game against Oswego, Affairs. And The Beaver Brown Band will play while the track team will host the New Friday's events begin with the under the festival tents. Refreshments will York State Men's Championship Track Gelebration of the Arts, where studedts, be available. From 8:00 p.m. to 9:00 pm., meet. To end Spring Weekend, Triangle faculty members, and alumni will display an elephant will be accepting challenges Fraternity will hold its "The tradition their art work for show and sale. This will to a tug-o-war. This event is sponsored by continues. . Swamp Party," while TheU occur in the College-Alumni Union from the Life Science Croup. From 9:00 pm. to Xi Fraternity will have a "Thank Cod It's 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. From 11:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m., the NTID Student Congress will Spring" party. Rich Rahman, social 5:00 p.m., the Technical Photography hold its farewell party in the C.U. From chairman for Theta Xi, said, "The house Student Association will display 9:00 pm. to 2:00 pm.. Phi Sigma Kappa is very enthused for Spring Weekend 1987. 360-degree portaits on the lower level of will have its Hawaiian Tropic Party, and Hopefully, our party will add to the the College Union, near the Ritz. The Phi Delta Theta will sponsor an inner-tube festivities." The alcohol policy will be Fourth Annual United Way Fund Run will water polo tournament to raise funds for strictly enforced during this weekend. start at noon in front of the C.U. From 3:00 research on Lou Cerhig's disease. Those of legal age will need an RIT I. D. pm. to 6:00 p.m., CAB will host the jazz On Saturday, the Celebration of the to drink. •

out of hand or caused any trouble. One Apartment Party Shut Down student noted, "This could have been the reason Campus Safety intervened." The On Saturday night, 300 people played parking tickets to vehicles parked illegally Campus Safety officers talked to the hosts frisbee and volleyball, drank beer, on the grass. There was one small and hostesses of the party and asked if barbecued, and generally had a great time argument over the towing of one of the everyone would go inside so there would A row of six townhouses in Colony Manor vehicles. The owner moved the car just as not be any problems. Five Monroe County "sponsored" this outdoor party and Murray's Tow truck showed up There was sheriff cars showed up to help the Campus dubbed it a block party. Unfortunately, also an incident involving a stray water Safety officers get everyone inside and this unregistered party look place only two balloon and a broken window, but make sure there were no problems. days after residents in all of the RlT-owned according to the attendees those were the Campus Safety and the sheriffs were apartments received letters warning them only two mishaps of the day. One resident enforcing a town ordinance which against just such actions. of Colony Manor thought that Campus prohibits the public consumption of Residents started gathering around Safety was being great about the whole alcohol outdoors. The Campus Safety noon and the partying continued until thing. Nick DeCilio, resident of a Colony officers explained they were also Campus Safety and five Monroe County Manor townhouse who attended the block enforcing an RIT policy prohibiting sheriffs came and broke it up late Saturday party, said, "It was the first time RIT outdoor parties. O night. The disappointed partiers said they showed some school spirit. It was an were only trying to "blow off steam" and excellent time and it should happen more "forget the pressure" they are under. often." Campus Safety had patrolled the According to DeCilio, there were some complex all day, stopping only to give out intoxicated people present but none got Farewell To RIT

On Friday, May 15, Phi Sigma Kappa to one brother, "We think Dr. Rose's Fraternity will hold its tenth annual seflessness will enable us raise many Farewell to RIT Carnival to benefit Strong hundreds [dollars] more than last year." Memorial Hospital. In response to a The event will be held near the southern challenge by the director of the hospital. entrance of Grace Watson Dining Hall Dr. Rose has consented to receive a pie in from 2:00 pm. until 7:00 pm. Dr. Rose will the face from the person who pledges the be 'pied' around 4:30 pm. according to a most money during the event. According fraternity spokesman. •

6 Vandalism Outbreaks In Past Week In the past week, there has been an criminal mischief and reckless the doors of the north entrance to Grace outburst of vandalism on campus. It endangerment. Watson Hall were shattered. One window ranged from incidents in parking lot K to May 2—A vehicle's tires were cut in in the east entrance was also kicked in. one of the lounges in Carieton Gibson parking lot K. Scoville commented, Paul Drozdziel, superintendant of Hall. Leslie Scoville, director of Campus "Solving a criminal mischief act, like car maintenence, estimated that replacing the Safety, said there was a lot of criminal vandalism, is a very difficult case to solve. glass would cost about $700. mischief from April 29 through May 3. There is almost never a witness to the Campus Safety has not apprehended April 30—A sliding glass door in TKE incident, making it almost impossible to anyone in connection with these Fraternity's lounge was shattered. On the determine the identity of the incidents. According to Campus Safety, same day, in the basement level of Grace perpetrator(s)." students should be aware of their Watson Dining ball, there were 15 ceiling May 3—Thirteen glass sections of enviromenl. Ward commented, "The cost tiles and brackets destroyed. According to doors in Grace Watson Dining Hall were of vandalism will affect the students. The Scoville, the vandals "jumped up and apparently "kicked in." According to administrators don't have to pay for the punched boles in the ceiling." Howard Ward, assistant director for cost of vandalism, students do." Stan Perry, May 1—A ceiling lamp shade was Administrative and Building Services, investigator for Campus Safety, expressed, thrown out of Mark Fllingson Hall into the said, "One of the doors bad a sneaker "Campus Safety would appreciate any quad area. According to the campus safety impression on it." The vandals got away information on any of the incidents. The report, the ceiling lamp shade almost bit with breaking the glass because the call would remain confidental." Perry can a student walking through the area. windows do not make a lot of noise when be reached at x6675. • Campus safety labeled the incident as they shatter. Twelve of the glass sections in

Newspaper Industry Leader Accepts Award Greg Rivers

RIT's 9tb Annual Isaiah Thomas Day was America, which is still in print today. Rockwell International's Graphic Systems held last Thursday. The events of the day The day's events began with an Division, received the first Isaiah Thomas were highlighted by the presentation of opportunity for students to meet and Award in 1979. The ceremony included a the Isiab Thomas Award. This year's speak with Cook. Many students from the welcome from Dr. Rose, a slide show, and recipient was Stanton R. Cook, President School of Printing Management and a lecture by Cook. Finally the award was and Chief Executive Officer of the Sciences and other colleges spoke with ^resented to Cook by Dr. Rose, Dr. Lotbar Tribune Company, and publisher of the Cook and beard him repeatedly stress the '.ngelmann. Acting Dean of The School of Chicago Tribune. importance of higher education. At the Printing Management and Sciences The Isaiah Thomas Award is presented conclusion of this session, a press (SOPMS), and Professor Miles each year through the Newspaper conference was held. Many local Soutbwortb, Director of SOPMS. Production Management Program. It is newspapers provided for local media Cook joined the Chicago Tribune in given to the individual who best coverage. 1951. He worked bis way up through the symbolizes the highest quality and Next on the schedule was an ranks and became Vice President by 1967. professionalism in the newspaper educational session held from 2:00 - 3:30 In 1972, be was elected president of the industry. p.m. in Webb Auditorium. The session, Chicago Tribune Company, and also The award is named after one of Challenge and Opportunities: The Manpower director of the Tribune Company, the America's greatest patriot-printers. Isaiah Needs and Skills jor the Newspaper Industry in parent company of the Chicago Tribune Thomas became a printer's apprentice at the Next Decade, attracted approximately In 1974, be was elected Chief Executive the age of six, and was involved with 100 people Featured were three recent Officer of both the Chicago Tribune printing and publishing throughout the RIT graduates holding advanced positions Company and the Tribune Company. remainder of his life. Besides bis interest in the newspaper industry. Each of the Past award winners include: Alvab H. in printing, Thomas was also a guests discussed bow they got to where Chapman Jr., Chairman and Chief revolutionary. Thomas continued bis they are now, and where they see the Executive Officer of Knigbt-Ridder Inc; printing, as well as political, activities industry beading. Otis Chandler, Chairman and Editor-In during the Revolution and well into the The award ceremony followed a Chief of the Times-Mirror Co.; Arthur 19tb century. It was Thomas who reception held in the College-Alumni Ocbs Sulzberger, Chairman and Publisher established The Massachusetts Sfry in 1779, Union cafeteria. Master of Ceremonies of The New York Times, and Allen H. and later wrote The History of Printing in was Ronald White. White, President of Neubartb, Chairman, Gannett Co. •

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Browning, says the tax on the girth is Strange Songs imposed because of the extra labor Disappearing Debtor needed to dig the wider graves. But (WF) Would you consider blowing into members of the local funeral directors (WF) Stage magician, Manfred Linger, your vacuum cleaner as if it were a tuba^ guild say the penalty for plumpness puts disappeared in front of 150 people and You would if you happ>ened to be at Carver them in an emharassing position. Guild hasn't been seen since New Year's Eve. Caves State Park in Olive Hill, Kentucky, spokesman Bruce Gascoigne says it's Witnesses say Linger slowly faded, became the weekend of May 8 and 9. That's where tough trying to explain to bereaved transparent, and vanished during his and when the 8th annual International relatives that an adaitional fee will he nightclub performance in Austria. Police Strange Music Weekend occurs. The added because their loved ones were too noted Linger owed a lot of people a lot of brainchild of park ranger John Tierney, fat. money and may he living under another the weekend is devoted to playing novelty name. music a la Spike Jones and Dr. Demento. Professional musicians have been practicing for the last two weeks in preparation of the event. But, they've been practicing with bottles, chairs, old instruments like a "ukalin"—a cross between a ukeiele and a violin—and more There's also a contest for participants to design the strangest instrument of 1987. Should he a cacophanous affair. Collie Cologne (WF) Now your p>ooch can smell like Pepe le Phew, the stinky skunk. The celebrity f>et salon known as Le Chien has put two years of research and development into a line of designer perfume for dogs. MARTINE is a perfume female dogs, and it's described as an intoxicating blend of jasmine and tuberose—light and delicate. Meanwhile, CHRISTOPHE is a cologne for male Fidos, and is made out of a blend of wildflowers, sandalwood and hergamont. Lisa Guilford, who runs Le Chien and designed the j>erfumes, says f>eople report that their dogs are going gaga over the essences. In fact, she says many of her human customers are splashing the cologne and perfume on themselves.

Canine Court (WF) A witch doctor in New Guinea is reportly serving up justice by turning guilty men into dogs. Swedish researcher, Rolf Bengston, swears he watched a four hour ceremony in which a murderer was changed into a mangy dog by the village witch doctor. The witch doctor is known as Ucatawa in his native New Guinea. It is NOTT true the murderer's name was Fluffy. Dead Weight (WF) Dead weight can cost you plenty, especially if you die in Birmingham, England. That's because the city council slaps a fat tax on overweight bodies that can't be squeezed into a 23 inch coffin. Families of these obese deceased are charged 12 dollars for every inch over the limit. The city's cemetary officer, David 11 Rochester Punk'85 - '87

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have spent the past two all aspects of their lives, but I years photographing the am showing this part of their punks of Rochester. In that lives for it is what makes them time I was able to gain insight visually different. Their lives into the similarities and are overshadowed by drugs, differences between these violence, and self-destruction. people and the rest of No matter what name one society. Many of the punks are gives these people or where just kids rebelling or having a one draws the line between good time. I was affected punk and non-punk, this is the most by the actions of the life that a portion of society hardcore punks whom I got to chooses to live. This is what know. I have photographed sets them apart. This is punk.

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REPORTER staff had not practiced in dance for 300. Reflecting on the awhile. While we were busy trying to fraternity experience of many of us, imitate styles from the ProBowlers we decided that bowling with a Tour, we watched in awe as the team group of smaller numbers would be from MDDSO knocked over pin after safer and have better interaction. In pin, racking up strike after strike. retrospect, we should have had the They demonstrated a variety of dance. The people we bowled with bowling styles, few as graceful as were more controlled, and in some Earl Anthony, but most at least as cases more interesting, than our effective as REPORTER'S lame raucous Friday night friends. After attempt. But REPORTER doesn't really this humiliating experience we have a team, and we were playing actually treated these people to professionals, mentally handicapped snacks and bevies. While discussing professionals, but pros nonetheless. our experience with a few We played a group of bowlers from counselors from MDDSO, we were iVIonroe Developmentally Disabled embarassed about our previous Service Organization—adults who expectations (almost as much as our Humanitarians we are not. In fact, live in several of the roughly 23 bowling). Although we had received bowling on a Friday night does not group homes in Monroe County. a brief orientation of what to expect, play into the REPORTER staff's normal Totally functional adults, most of we later found that our anxieties weekend routine. 18 members of this whom are employed on a full-time before the night were unfounded. staff lost fairly significantly to a rival basis in Rochester. Real decent folks, Common sentiment among the staff group from l\^DDSO (acronym with a sense of humor, relationships, concerned the ease with which the explained later). We had planned feelings, and a knack for bowling. two groups meshed. The MDDSO this Friday evening for some time, Joanne Humbert of Community representatives hope this experience and with a great deal of unease and Services had originally suggested will pave the way toward more some coaching from the we sponsor a dance. It sounded REPORTER/RIT involvement with the professionals, we lost gracefully. The good, we thought, but she meant a developmentally disabled. May 8, 1987 16 DEFENSE INTELUGENCE AGENCY

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or ten consecutive years Greg Moss is their leader. the juggling world has He organized them all and congregated at RIT for pulled-off the best Juggle-In onFe weekend in the spring. ever. It reached a peak with a Last weekend was the big variety show on Saturday night weekend. It was the 10th which he also coordinated. annual RIT Spring Juggle-In. When he isn't organizing The juggling world is more existing jugglers, he is than clowns at the circus, or recruiting new ones. Greg is crazy people on campus who the juggling instructor for the hurdle miniature bowling pins Physical Education at each other at the speed of Department. His juggling gym light. f class is one of the most The population of the popular on campus because of juggling world comes from the his everlasting good-spirits, corners of the globe, and is enthusiasm, and psyche. made up of unicyclers, hat This years Juggle-In balancers, cigar box included workshops on manipulators, comedians, unicycling, devil sticks, cigar magicians, and various other 'I. boxes, and beginning juggling. vagabond entertainers. These After the open juggling in the performers dance to a different gym came the variety show. band, and march to a different This special show featured drummer simultaneously— RIT's own Munchkin Jugglers, while juggling three clubs at world class jugglers Allan the same time. They are Jacobs, and Barrett Felker. In addicted to the perpetual addition there was ventriloquist challenge of performance. comedian, Johnny Main, and a Continously learning new dog show. The event was a tricks, and perfecting old ones. great combination of comedy, They are a strange and thrills, and dazzling juggling. wonderful breed. 19 IN VIETNAM THE WIND DOESNT BLOW IT SUCKS

Stanley Kubrick's FUU NETAL JACKET PRESfNTS STARRING lUO SIANlCy KUBRICK'S MFFAFJACKFI MAnHfWMODINf AOAM VINCFNIO'ONOFRIO FFFFRMFy OOBIAN ARFISSFIOWARO KFVyN BASED ON THE NOVEL ^^"""^FSIANify KUBRICK THE SHORT TIMERS BY GUSFAV BASFORO co PRODUCER PHIFIP HOBBS JAN HARFAN ^"KoTSIANFFyKUBBICK REPROVIEW Amateur Film Festival At The Dryden FILM Albert Einstein once stated, receives a distinctive shoestring night is not without its perils. As the "Imagination is more impiortant than trophy. However, the greatest reward wind begins blowing harder the wing knowledge." In the world of film- is having one's film shown to the begins to fall off. Armed with a trusty making creativity is fueled by one's public. staple gun and a very important piece imagination and refined through the All of the films selected for the of sticky-gooey gum, our "hero" saves latest technology. How does one get Rochester Amateur Film Festival are the day. In a brief seventeen minutes a start in the film industry let alone distinctive and well-made. One film the elements, effects, actors, and crew create a monumental motion picture? demands particular attention. fuse as one, creating an entertaining The 29th International Amateur Imagination Airlines, by Francisco feel-good film. Film Festival, Movies On A Aliwalas, is a young hoy's dream of On video, Stanley Fisher and Eric Shoestring{MO\S), provides amateur flying come true. An action-packed Klein, also from RIT, are collahoraters film makers pubilic exposure. This fantasy, this film is evidence tnat you on See What I'm Sayin': a portrait of Mr. year's festival was held Friday May 1 can do anything if you only believe In Melrose Stowe. A very real and sensitive and Saturday May 2 at the George addition, Francisco, a senior Film documentary on Mr. Stowe, a cooV. in Eastman Dryden Theater. Started in /Video student has won Honorary Washington, D.C. He is a most 1959, MOAS has become a charter Mention on a documentary in memorable character at work, at home, member of the International SMPTF, had Tiny But Mighty shown to and in his beliefs. This video takes a Association of Amateur Film the public in MOAS '86 and had a Journalistic approach and succeeds in Festivals, a world-wide organization video to Madonna's MTV contest air bringing the viewer closer to Mr. Stowe dedicated to establishing standards on MTV. Motion picture is the most and consistency among tnis type. In Imagination Airlines our shy and fiowerful art form because it is able to A panel of judges critically reviews introverted "hero" builds a cardboard stir emotions unlike any other each film in light of the idea or theme airplane in his backyard. Fueled by medium. RITs Film/Video department being conveyed, artistry, ingenuity imagination he launches his home- has steadily grown over the years and and cleverness of presentation, and made contraption much to the wide- helps to produce HollywcMxi quality skill and mastery of the medium. eyed disbelief of his young film makers. — KRIS ARCENTO Every film selected for the festival passengers. Flying into the starry Heavy New Metal Wave AC/DC is hack and Led Zeppielin lives. Led Zeppelin, more of the former hut "hahy, baby's" in it. "Aphrodisiac The current manifestations of these still healthy amounts of the latter. The Jacket" has the best line on the whole two hands have surfaced full force in drums all through the entire album album, "Plastic Fantastic Lobster the latest work by The Cult. Their are immediatley recognizable as current effort, entitled Electric, is those of AC/DC (especially from the quite a change for these gentlemen, Highway to Hell to the Bcuk in Black hut really is a move towards the era). They are exactly alike—it is mainstream (read commercial radio). direct theft. From the first heat of the Electric can he taken in two ways: first track, it is painfully obvious that as an old Cult fan or as a new Cult fan. there ares also a lot of AC/DC guitar For an old Cult fan, this album is a riffs through the vinyl as well. piece of trash for the most part and Nothing is wrong with AC/DC. They an extreme disappointment at the made some of the best hard rock of very least. Anyone who was expecting the late 70s, hut this is not an AC/DC growth and development after their or Led Zeppelin record review and last album. Love, will not find it here. this DFFINITFTLY is not the Gone are the drawn out, screaming seventies. We find some distinctly guitars and the drum heat infected Jimmy Page guitar riffs, and let's not heavily with crashing symbols. The forget the fifteen, yes, fifteen "hahy, vocals, those wailing upper register baby's" on the extended remix of crescendos of Ian Asthury, have also "Love Removal Machine." Seeing as diminished and conformed. how imitation is the sincerest form of As for a new Cult fan, you should flattery, one would he led to believe he told that The Cult are: Ian that Robert Plant is Cod. Asthury—vocals and tamhourene, "Wildflower," a noteworthy cut, is Billy Duffy—lead and rhythm guitar, somewhat reminiscent of the old Cult Jamie Stewart—bass guitar, and Les sound. "Peace Day" has that AC/DC Telephone" Do not worry, in or out of Warner—drums. You were probably heat and some Zep vocals mixed in to context, it really does not make any drawn to the new sound of The Cult create a cynical song about the sense hut the concept is great. for the two reasons stated at the military situation facing the world Unfortunatley for the track beginning of the article: AC/DC and today. This one also has the infamous "Electric Ocean," it has a drum sound 21 that is almost like Ratt's and Motley disturbing fad in the music industry good for what they are trying to he: Crue's noise. The lyrics are a rather these days. The Cult has included old seventies-style hard rock. Those nice tribute to one of the greatest and their own uniquely styled cover tune, that are familiar with The Cult of old most fascinating mysteries on the "Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf. will readily testify that this is not what planet: our oceans. "Love Removal This is really a good cover with a The Cult is all about and therefore Machine", the appropriately chosen harder edge than the original; it is just they will lose much of their loyal single, exemplifies the whole style of the overall trend towards using cover followers. They will be trading them the album. In all seriousness, it is a songs that can he disturbing. It is hard for fickle, fad-following teens which, great heart-bursting dance song in to believe that in this day and age with supposedly, is all right. They will extended remix form (one of the best, all the things happening, no one can make loads of money and there is second only to Iggy Pop's dance remix think of any original music to write. nothing wrong with money. Who of his hit "Real Wild Child", which is Now this is not to say that these needs respect anyway? the quintessential remix of all time). twelve tracks laid down by The Cult — DOUGjERUM As it seems to he the somewhat are not good. In fact, they are quite FILM Long On Violence—Short On Plot

From Walter Hill, the man who Nick Nolte, as Jack Benteen, is out hut Director Hill decides to throw in brought you Alim, Aliens, The Long to reform or bust his childhood a hand of soldiers who have all been Riders, 48 Hours and The Driver, now friend. Cash Bailey, who is now a drug officially listed as dead. They are there is Extreme Prejudice. This flick is kingpin living south of the border. planning, only Cod knows why, to rob a modern-day Western starring Nick Bailey, played by Powers Boothe, is a the hank in Ranger Jack Benteen's Nolte as a Texas Ranger and Powers poor hoy made rich by his smuggling town. Sounds pretty unlikely, doesn't Booihe as his coke-smuggling best empire. Bailey's private army is it? Well, if you are willing to cast away friend. Walter Hill obviously has beginning to terrorize Benteen's town the concept of reality then Extreme made his fair share of action pictures and as they say in the movies, "There Prejudice can he pretty entertaining. and so it comes as no surprise that just ain't room for the two of them. " Hill's past track record shows that Extreme Prejudice is long on violence That would probably he enough he is a master at making men (or evil and short on plot. plot for a good hour and a half of film alien creatures) look like they are getting blown away and Extreme Prejudice is no exception. All the drug runners have machine guns, the soldiers have Uzis, and the Texas Ranger has a pump-action Winchester hut is still able to lick 'em all in a fair fight. Of course there is also a girl. She is the ex-lover of Cash Bailey, the drug king. Now she lives with Jack Benteen, hut their thing is kind of on the rocks because he will not talk to her. Her name is Sarita and she is an immigrant who sings in a local nightclub. If all this seems a little farfetched just remember that there is still a renegade hand of soldiers out there. Of all the characters in Extreme Prejudice, Powers Boothe's Cash Bailey is the most intriguing. He crushes scorpions in his hare fist, drinks tequila and flies a helicopter. Thanks to some particularly poor editing and makeup, his heard grows and recedes as he walks from outside to inside to out again. One minute he has a five o'clock shadow, the next it is a full heard. Nick Nolte Extreme Prejudice is not destined to attempts to he remembered as a great movie. It protect the will fit in nicely on TV. as a Sunday women he afternoon movie, or eventually find loves in its way into the Talisman schedule. Extreme — CRAIG VECONI Prejudice

22 May 8. 1987 Not Exactly Tlie Cat's Meow STAGE There are prohahly two different wake up the drifters. After the hang, are unfairly influenced hy one kinds of people who go and see the the entire company goes into the best person's point of view. The listener or musical Cats: people who own a pet dance number of the show during reader begins seeing the images that cat and people who did not realize it "Thejellicle Ball." The second act is are provided instead of using their was a prerequisite. People who own much better than the first, with imagination. That is the problem cats seem to he the ones who highlights being performances of with the video music craze, and to a constantly rant and rave ahout Cats. "Macavity" and "Mr. Mistoffelees." certain extent with Cats. They are cat lovers. They relate dance The true problem is that there are few Cats is alright, not great. Because movements on stage to their lovahle songs that could really stand alone. of the elaborate make up and feline at home They are charmed and They rely too much upon make up, costumes, it is prohahly much better dazzled hy the costumes and the costumes, cat dancing, props and an if you are sitting up close. The cat exqusite treatment the species overly elaborate set design. The suits along with the set design are the receives throughout the show. It is production itself really was dazzling highlights of the show, hut they are easy to see why cat lovers love Cats. hut the music did not properly not worth the hefty price tags and It is equally easy to see how a non support it. excellent international reputation. If cat lover (or cat haters) are easily Cats is based upon poems hy T.S. you love cats, you will love Cxits. If not, hored hy the production. They are the Elliot contained in Old Possum's Book you may find yourself acting like a fat ones who are continiously fidgeting Of Practical CMIS. One of the greatest cat on a summer day—nodding in in their seats. They do not see the poets of our time, Elliot was also an and out of sleep. — BILL AMSTUTZ same things in the dance movements, expert on domestic cats. Andrew they laugh at the royal treatment, and Lloyd Webber set Elliot's work to they nod off when the music is soft music and thus Cats was horn. The and the stage dark. Who are those visual and musical interpretation of funny looking dancers anyways? existing verse is a task not easily The real problem with Cats is that conquered. With C'Mts, Webber comes the music isjust not that strong. This close hut misses the mark. Flirting is especially true in the first act, which with existing literature is like trying begins with a powerful number called to make an MTV music video of a "The Invitation To thejellicle Ball." classic Yes song like "And You And 1" After that early peak the energy performed in the early 1970's. It has seems to diminish. In fact at the survived so far—just let the work lowest point there is a enormous stand on its own. The personal images hang, which might he intended to produced hy musical or lyrical stimuli

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1986 Miller Brewirw Co Milwaukee Wl SCOREBOARD Lax Heads For Post-Season Play Losing two big games was not the way to tie the score at 9-9. Even the clock could halftime. Coach Bill Glennon wanted to head into not help the Red Dragons now. With two The Tigers turned the tide slightly in the NCAA tournament this week, but minutes left in the game, Stehn and Kraft the third quarter, allowing only two that's the way things looked as RIT trailed pressured Cortland's goalie, forcing him Hohart goals, hut RIT failed to capitalize Cortland, 94, with two and a half minutes to cough up the hall. Stehn scooped up the on the situation, as the Statesmen defense left in the third quarter last Saturday. groundball and dumped in the winning held the Tigers scoreless. The fourth Atuckman Ted Diehl started a Tiger rally goal. quarter opened with a goal hy "Tiny" with less than 30 seconds left in the Diehl led the Tiger offense with three Crawford directly from the faceoff. Tom quarter, scoring a man up goal with an goals and three assists. Kraft and Turner Kraft answered quickly for the Tigers, assist from Dan Stehn. RIT carried the added two goals apiece. Goalie Dave scoring unassisted on a drive into the momentum into the fourth quarter, Doughty turned in another outstanding crease. Middies Jim Connell and Chris scoring five more goals to defeat Cortland, game in goal, facing 23 shots and making (iuild picked up goals to put the final 10-9. 14 saves. He was particularly successful score at 16-8. The Tiger offense was back in its old against the Cortland fast break. At press time, the pairings for the form for the final 15 minutes of the game, The Tiger effort against Hobart was NCAA Division III Tournament have been working the ball around the cage with less spectacular last Wednesday. The announced. RIT will host St. Lawrence on clean passes. Early in the quarter, Diehl Statesmen dominated the first quarter, Wednesday in the first round. Other first kept the drive alive hy assisting middie building a comfortable 6-2 lead. The round action includes Cortland at Hohart, Tim Turner. A minute and a half later, he aggressive Hohart defense forced many Washington College at Ohio Wesleyan, scored unassisted to cut the margin to 9-7. RIT errors and prevented the Tigers from and Roanoke at Washington and Lee. The The tide had definitely turned in RIT's executing anything offensively. RIT's only winner of Wednesday's game will play the favor, as the Red Dragon offense faltered. goals in the quarter came off breakaways winner of the Cortland Hohart game on Tom Kraft slipped into the crease to score hy Jim Connell and Tim Turner. Hohart Saturday, May 9. — MARNIE SAUSBLKY off a pass from Stehn, then Diehl went maintained control of the game one on one with a Cortland defenseman throughout the half, leading 12 5 at Winding Down The RIT baseball team was confident that two hits, which came off the bats of Tom Reed was 2 for 3 with a double and they would sweep cross town rival sophomores Dave Rogers and Paul Vinges. a RBI. Niagara had 14 hits off RIT University of Rochester and Niagara UR took advantage of seven errors and pitching. University last weekend, but they came out added two home runs to score their eleven In the second game, the score was tied on the short end, winning only one game. runs. The home and home series between five different times during the game, but On Friday, RIT hosted the the two teams ended up even, as both RIT eventually came out on the losing end, Yellowjackets of UR. RIT won, 12 7, in the teams won two games apiece. as Niagara ripped 17 hits off of Tiger first game and lost, 112, in the second. In On Saturday, RIT traveled to Niagara pitching. Catcher Paul Vinges led RIT's the first game, RIT was down, 5-2, before Falls to take on the Purple Eagles of offense by going 3 for 4. Senior Adam they erupted for 10 runs and a 12-5 lead Niagara University. The game was played Dworkin added a single and a double, and in the fifth inning. Bill Spath, RIT's ace under terrible field conditions, and it slick fielding Brian Marek ripped a single hurler, improved his record to 5-1 by played a major role in the game as routine to drive in two runs. gaining the win on the mound. Leading ground halls turned into base hits because Seeking an FCAC hid, RIT's most the offensive was Rob Grow, who went 4 of had hops. The infield was like concrete important games are coming up for 4 with a triple and five runs batted in. with ruts. The outfield was not much beginning tomorrow with a doubleheader Junior second baseman Gary Jerris had better. Needless to say, the field conditions against Oswego at home, Tuesday at RPI, two hits and an RBI, as well as John Loiars. affected RIT, as they lost both games hy and ending the regular season at home In the second game, the Tigers' hats scores of II 2 and 13-9. against Ithaca on Thursday. took a cat-nap, as UR pitching allowed only In the first game, senior first baseman — JOHN LOIARS Solid Running At last Saturday's Colgate Open, the RIT which consisted of Scott Edmonds, Rob (3,000-meter steeplechase), Dave Korb men's track and field team posted an Dietrick, Bill Fnderle, and Mills, as they (10,000 meter run), and Tom Tvaroha afternoon of solid performances. No team sprinted to a third place finish with a time (10,000-meter run). The relay squad of scoring was involved. of 0:47.6. Fourth-year mechanical Foster, Fnderle, Tim Healy. and Eric Sophomore Rob Mills finished among engineering student John Wagner Seymour placed fourth with a time of the top five competitors in three different displayed his middle distance abilities. He 3:39.6. events. With a time of 0:513 in the ran for 4:01.9 to finish third in the Tomorrow the RIT men's track and 400 meter dash. Mills placed fourth. He 1300-meter run, while placing second in field team put the Upper New York State leaped to a height of 138 meters (6' 2 ") for the 800-meter run with a time of 1:54.9. title on the line. First event begins at 1:00 fifth place in the high jump, along with a Also placing for the Tigers were Jim p. m., with RIT serving as host. third place finish in the 200-meter dash. Brunswick (10,000-meter run). Jeff — ROBERT SALZER The time was 0:223. Mills also ran the Burroughs (triple jump). Dale Foster anchor leg of the 4 x 100-meter relay team. (3,000-meter steeplechase), Greg House

26 May 8. 1987 Another Victory The RIT women's softball team (2 18) faced Leach (2 for 4) led their late rally. They NCAA Division UI LACROSSE POLL Oswego State and Elmira College for were able to come up with three runs, hut doubleheaders during their last week of again fell short, losing, 7-5. play. It has been a season of At Elmira, RIT outslugged their host l^am Record Points disappointment for the Lady Tigers, as right away. Casaletto (I for 4) hit her 7 A 144 they recorded their only wins this year second homerun of the year to lead the 1. Hohart over Buffalo Slate and recently Elmira team with homers for the season (two). 1. Willi./ TTX73ix;yaii 12-2 144 College. It has been considered a C(M)n (3 for 5), Leach (3 for 4), and Sarstedt Q Washington 10-6 121 rebuilding year for RIT because their (2 for 5) again were RIT's outstanding 3. squad consisted of only two seniors, co- hitters, as they helped their club win their 4. Roanoke 9-5 117 captains Annette Kiefer and Johanne second game of the season. RIT's Martin, D. RIT 112 113 Korrie Also because of injuries and other the winning pitcher, who has both wins committments, the squad at times only this season for RIT, held Elmira to eight tj. TT a9l 111 IK ll#l 1 CK i.V.X. 10-3 107 had 10 players. runs as the I^dy Tigers won the first game, 1. Ct 1 ^\AH^Tf^T\C 13-3 85 In their final home games, RIT and 15-8. a O. r ranKiin oc Oswego went head-to-head for two very In the second contest, RIT continued competetive ball games. In the first to hit the hall well, hut were unable to Marshall 10-4 68 contest, the Lady Tigers went out to an protect their lead from Elmira in the final 9. Cortland 8-6 66 early lead with a six-run first inning, led inning. Denise Balchak (3 for 5, with a by Elaine Casaletto's home run shot and double), Kuryak (3 for 4), and Sarstedt (I 10. Amherst 9-1 54 Mary Beth Kuyak's triple. Later in the for4, with a homerun) were RIT's 11. Middlehury 8-3 51 game, Oswego came hack to tie it up 1212, contributors at the plate Elmira's two runs Hampden-Sydney 9-5 39 to send the game into extra innings. After in the bottom of the ninth stopped RIT 12. a scoreless eighth inning, a runner is from sweeping the double header, 10-9. 13. Ml. St. Mary's 8-2 31 automatically placed on second base for Hamilton College will he the host for RIT's 14. Denison 8-3 27 the team at hat in an attempt to speed up season finale which w ill hopefully end the the game. It did not seem to matter much, Lady Tiger's season on an up note. 15. Guilford 10-4 19 as Oswego unloaded eight runs in the top — GREGORY HOUSE of the ninth inning to take over the lead. RIT brought in two runs in the bottom half of the ninth, hut let Oswego slip away hy a score of 20-14. Kris Coon (2 for 4 with a double), Hollie Kanagawa (3 for 6), and Karen Leach (2 for 4) led the Lady Tigers at the plate. RIT's Becky Martin recorded Athletes of the Week the loss as pitcher. In the second game, Oswego kept their momentum rolling and held RIT to just two runs going into the final inning as they led, 7 2. After a scoreless top half of the inning by Oswego, it was RIT's turn to get their offense going. Pitcher Gretchen Sarstedt (2 for 3), Kanagawa (1 for 2), and

Support Mary Beth Kuryak Ted Diehl With the softball season recently completed, For the second straight week, Ted Diehl is Mary Beth Kuryak is boasting a .288 batting Male Athlete of the Week. The senior average Last week the sophomore from attackman from jamesville NY, played a North Tonawanda turned in a solid effort monumental role in RTT's lacrosse victory. against Elmira as RIT split in a double- Trailing 9-4, RIT scored six goals to nail down header with the Soaring Eagles. In the first the Cortland win. Diehl tallied an assist on game (won by RIT, 15-8), Kuryak recorded RIT's sixth goal, then responded with two two hits and two runs batted in (RBI). RI T unassisted goals, the latter to knot the contest lost the second game by a 10-9 margin. at 9-9. Teammate Dan Stehn scored the Kuryak led the offense with three hits in four winning goal with 1:59 remaining in trips to the plate She also added two RBIs. regulation. Diehl scored one gtral and added Earlier in the week she tripled against two assists as RIT fell to Hohart, 16-& Oswego The Packaging major ranked third Entering the NCAA playoffs this week, Diehl RIT this year in batting average (.288) and paced RIT in scoring with 17 goals and 29 boasted a team-leading .929 fielding average, assists for 46 points. The mechanical Sports successfully handling 52 of 56 chances. engineering major maintains a 398 GP.A. TAB ADS

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28 May 8. 1987 BLOOM COUNTY by Berice Breathed

TKE— Congratulations on your softball and socx:er games on the 26th So next time IT! make it Kod-Aid— You know who Ml mm nm LA you are Bud you did a great job as goalie, nice hair* Stay out of the furniture TWT HE'S QUICKLY moving txjsiness Love. Pammster KEACHNb mupm umi Of peKxm. Pace— It's too toad things are the way they are, because I miss you a lot Love A Hey Jackson: You drive me crazy* Only three months and already I'm head-over heels But like I said, 'Nothing's gonna stop us now* " I love you* XO ABE PS Vermont was truly wonderful* (and so are you) Sweet Princess— After only five weeks. I krxjw that I truly you I really care atxxjt yout Not tiemg able to be with you this ^ekend will drive me CRAZY* I can't wait til next week when you get AHomeR pisfmcH HAS 'P£ARF€iUM KOCKBKS: rm mc Bflwps CHiif LYRicisr back* Good Luck on your exams* Don t AmUfP FHOAWF AOiNOeR BILLY ANP meB0lN0€K5 XT Off TCPURSOf THIS STAK- let the tiedbugs brte* —Male Counterpart MIIHBCAT.IH LA WILL NOW ee A aonc- rUNb NeW/WSCAL PIKECTWN Julie— Thanks for being you As my ONLY 10 PfSCOVSe WHAT 6RIXPS\ POP BMP wim LA/mr LIKE VZ-ALREApyKNOW: favorite-person-in the-world's roommate, weKJOwes- oibwep, you've had to deal with me all month, YOUR and I'm greatful You re special* —J L£AP€R, Well, there's only two weeks left. I can t Bttl - believe we made it through another year Colleen— It's been real'* I can't believe neither of us killed the other It was an experience Have fun m Florida* (you bum) I'll be slaving away in The HAMPTONS Your half-time roomie* Donger- Babe. I'm really going to miss you Take care of yourself & always remember the good times Love you — Me XO XO XO SHG Staff— Thanks for a great year and Jul, Ali. Tinutz, Carol, Craig, Anne, To The Cavest Chizilers: Jimmy. Duff, JiU— Yxi're a sexy, vivatious vwman with all of the memories Good luck next year Jeanne and Brenna, Time brings us Ferg. Skull. Swy, Lee, Paul, and B — The all her parts m the right places— Great for all of you who must endure longer together Time takes us apart But. negle times are about to end. but the cover girl — I'll never (orget you Love. Your tiuddy. your pal. Marcus memories are forever, they are always in times at 48 and 47-sick will live in our You Know-Who HeV Sol 6— Thanks for a great year We the heart"* Thank you for everything** I will minds forever Later. Horuch It started with a "short circuit" and has definitely had the best floor Good luck miss all of you. I'll be ready in a minute* Chuck L.— Have a good trip across the continued through a surprise visit, an at R IT* ITK all the way* Marcus (your Love. Tern U S of A Almost 6 yrs — but you re out awesome watertied (*****). an automotsile R A) 'Pretzelman': Do your work* What's of here* Phil breakdown, and how could I forget Hot Sharon— Thank you for being the best with the hands'' Did you lust do what Yudkin— Happy belated birthday, and Tubbing** It's been the tiest year yet** I think you just dicf Watcn out for the Hope the next ones even tietter You're housekeeper* You put up with us all year, thanks for making these past six months wcmderful* Love you* — Bethie (your S S S) and we love you for it Love, all of us on bridges* Studying, walks, talks, runs, so special - XtjXO -"Rose" all your floors. Cdby-D. Colby-E. and and lifts, all great memories* Love, Trip' Wanted: Mathew H G — For the 4 To P. B.'s 1, 2, 4 of the 61st Pledge Colby F Tellenhead— Get psyched for St kidnapping of Donna D > Where is she? Class ol Alpha Phi Omega— There can't To the Master of the Star— Here is a Martin** Love ya lots, Scully XO XO Love, Sher XO t>e much longer The light at the end space in the universe of your very own Chris, Jen, Jill, Jofie— I ve got the of the tunnel musf be getting brighter Chariie, How are ya*'' Get psyched for — and since you've seen it. it is now part furniture. Jolie is buying the gun. and the Yxi don't need to be tdd to "Cafch The the beach* — 3 weeks* I Love You Sher. of your reality, too Now you can t say kegs are on you Let s load up and party Wave*". tiecause you three have caught Hey Maggie! Thanks for a happy SIX The "I've never had ' —Elspeth all year long — Stace It and clung to it like glue Don't fret. "I sundae party was great* Love and kisses, Anyone interested m Varsity shall return*" Tons of Luck* —Yxir Former P. B. D.— Well, this looks like the last Tab Yudkin (and always) P B * 3 Ad you and the cither Dec are gonna get Cheerleading for the '87 season, please call 475 3608 or leave a message at Dave R.— From that Country "Mass" Hey Gregg E.— See ya by the poolside this year Have a great summer, and whatever you do. HAVE FUN* 272 1407 before the end of the quarter Good luck after Graduation Say Hi to on those "hot" days this summer* If Gumby Lover— The school year is Janine Phil To My Favorite Alchemist— I still think you're there, it will tie sizzling* —Shelly about end. 4 all I can think atxmt are the Jeanine— Thanks for being there when Brothers of Sigma Pi— I'm psyched tug what you do is magical Sand to Jewel — like crystal is such a wonderful people who were part of my life this year you were I know that things are busy for time***** The Spring Pledge Class 1987 transformation Thanks lor letting me (you were one) Have a great summer* you. but you took time to care about me Col. Sanders— How s the rapids? Kinky, somewhat Have a great summer —J. watch I just wish nights weren't so late To the Girls moving into 490 Racquetclub: or haven't you found out yet. and wh/? (and so short) —Born Again Pagan Sharmdy Says. "BLAH. BLAH. BLAH Jordan— Want a zerbert where^ You bring the furniture I II buy the gun* Craig: You are the best birthday present Let's get psyched for an ADVENTUROUS — Mayonnaise Dave— Have any calls during the night I could ever want Love. Sue year* —Jdie Pauly: One more week to go, babe I'm latel/7 Do you know where your clothes Jungle Jim: Happy 21st Birthday* Hope Teddy Beering: Keep Smiling Someone really proud of you** All my love, Suzy. areT** you nave a great day Did you use your IS thinking atxxjt you (even if you do dnve To The Whaling Club: I caught a BIG Jan— We've made it four years now present yet? Good luck on your S T a FORD) Spunky PS Can't wait to see one today It took two shots N B This I think we can make it a life time I love interview next week** Luv, Me you again club does not associate with the killing you lots Jeff Rugby at R.I.T.? Come Camelchop with Kathy Baby. LMKB More, Yes I do of mammals that live IN THE SEA. Jeff- Is this a proposaP the Roaches Saturday May 9th Alumm 7 13 84 Love. Scott -LBW Rofk). Rosie, Ron, Kevin, 4 Paul— We game and Stutxim Fest after the game U— And maybe when you re older To Sam (Cofby-D second floor): Don't gonna miss ya lots* Love, The LiWe Look for signs or ask a Roach and thinking tiack AHH you might think your patience and understanding Sisters. Roaches Rugby Alumni Game recall —Long Island has gone unappreciated It's not easy humoring intoxcated blondes who want Jane— Saturday May 9th Remember FC DU Congrats, i wanted to tie the Sheila— Hey babe* Sandy Neck RIDES your roommate Remember— look up first— the south will never be the same Thumbs up with the 0 K again this summer — No more Zippy TFB and JRA are pleased to announce fun in the dictionary, my picture's right again Do they have jungles down there^ and Don and the Arrowhead Pmheads. there —Guess who (Or are you bringing your own'Ti) Luck. intentions to wed No date has tieen set just you and me and all that SAND* yet Kick It Live Blue Eyes: What was your name again? Laura Hmmmm I like da sound a dat' Love How bout a birthday kiss and some I D. Julia WinfieW— Two more weeks til To The Fresh Biologist: Good Shot, but ya always babe —Dave So Chris, do you write your name on all party time* Make sure you'll be there May try harder next time, you tug chocolate Yummytiead, Mom, Whitie, Henny, and drunk tilondes. or am I specia? Love, the 21st Thanks for a great tour years Pam candy. M 4 M eatin'. B 4 J Kod-Aid Marksie: THANKS for making this year funnel queen (with the nice blue eyes). drinkin' BITTY See. you finally got out of bearable 1 love you all Let's stay Jordan— Thanks lor all you've done for the house and don't know how to act together Hugs and kisses —Cissy Mr. Macho Navy Man D. J. loves Jean me I really mean it This year wouldn't (The DNA Machine) -D have tieen the same without you —Jill

29 WHATS HAPPENING

W*d. The Placement Office sponsors a Interviewing Techniques for students, i t 50pm. Sign up with the C« - ^ ^K receptionist m the Racement Office Fil. Julio Iglesia live in concert at the War Memorial Thura. The Racement Office sponsors a Placement THE MOVIE CLOCK Get your tickets now by calling 546 5700 Call Today* Orientation Seminar for students, 11 50pm. sign up with Little Theetre tor show times call 232 4699 May 1 to May 30 The Pyramid Arts Center, Inc presents in the receptionist m the Racement Office Room with a View, CLAYMATION FESTIVAL. Is 4th Annual Pyramid Upstate Invitational, an Axhibrtion Mon. Lunch nLaarning series presents "Dealing with Swimming to Cambodia 0* significant works by 16 artists m Upstate New York m Test Anxiety " in CAU room M-2 at 12 pm. BYO L open Merfcetplece Mall for show times call 272 1470 Gallery A In Gallery B there is new works by Buster to all Frl.-Thurs. Creep Show 2. Project X, The All Nighter. Cleveland, one of the original members of the Bay Area IUM. Lunch n Learning series "Taking Exams " m The Aristocats. Extreme Prejudice. Lethal Weapon, Ms Dadists • Tues Sat , 12-4pm, 421 University Ave . For CAU Room M 2 12 pm open to all Interpreted Mary, Outrageous Fortune Policy Academy 4 (These are More info caH 461-2222 Thurs. Lunch n Learn serries presents "Taking the movies they think they are showing ) May 3 to May 31 there will be three shows opening at ttie Village Gate Arts Center 'The Appleseed Collection Exams' in CAU Room M 2 at t2pm Fri.- Sat. 98 PXY Midnight Movies at Marketplace. 1987," a traveling exhibit featuring the work of 25 From Beyond. Hearttxeak Ridge, Big Trouble in Little outstanding regional artists from Ontario. Wayne, and China Yates counties. Photograpihs by Brian Kirkey and also MEETINGS Thurs. The George Eastman House Call 271-3361 lor show time The Pirates Penzance (Universal. New Vbrk in Fiber tiy Jan Jackson" For more info call Mon. The Pre law Assoc will hold a meeting from of 1983) 271-6126 5-6pm in room 06-A230 All students are invited Fri. The Friday night Filet on WITR-Each week Mon. The Campus Crusade for Christ meets at 8 00 (continued from page 5) starting at 11 00pm WITR features music and interviews in the Alumni Room of the CU they were told: their job. However, I with a selected musical group or artist This includes Ibos-Gays. Lesbians, and Friends meet m room nearly all of a bands past and present work, interviews, M-2,7pm am outraged by the attitude of the hard to find an unreleased tracks, and album and poster Ibos. Rochester Wargamers meetin the CAU cafeteria institution that a nationally ranked giveaways from 711 intercollegiate team has more priority Fri. May 3-8th the Memorial Art Galery presents Neo Ibes. Student Directorate Meeting, room 1829 in the than paying academic students. I Green A Laser Light Sculpture by Rockne Krebs CU, 6-7pm Where'' in the vicinity of the gallery, outside, radiating don't like the idea that a sporting across the city of Rochester From 9 11 pm nightly Also Tbes. RIT Aviation Club. RITreat Conference event can compromise my, or anyone Artist Rocne Krebs will give an illstrated talk about his Room .6 7pm else's, ability to get to class on time. work May 6th at 7 30pm Free admission For more info Ibos. RIT Institute of Fellows Conference, Ingle call 473-7720 Auditorium. 5pm Incidentally, I was on time for my Sat. May 2-t 7. Paintings metalcraft and weaving are Wed. College of Engmeenng/IEEE Videoconference, class, so you see this editorial was not among ttie graduate thesis artwork to be shown at RIT's Ingle Auditorium, all day written out of anger because of a Bevier Gallery Open Daily from 9 4 30pm, Sat Thurs. College ^ivities Meeting. RITreat Conference 14 30pm. Sun 2 4 30pm A free, public reception will missed class, but rather out of be held on May 2nd m the gallery from 7 9pm Room 5-6pm empathy for those who did miss Thurs. RIT Community lor Nuclear Awareness. CAU Sat. May 9 to Aug 20 at the George Eastmen House. Room M 2. 2 3 30pm something. g^f^ g^^i Tvi«nty-Five Yaars of Space Photography " Tues- Sun . Thurs. tOam-4 30pm For more info call 271 3361 The RIT Toastmasters Club meets at 7-8 30pm Sat. Reggae Sounds from 4 9pm—WITR's Nationally in Room M-1 in the CU rerxxjnd and longast running specialty show, hosted by sister Denise. brings you to the best in Reggae from all over the world for a relaxing Saturday afterrxxin Sun. The CU display Cases features a photography show by student Stierman Rhodes entitled "Looking Within Images from BackstreetsTThe New Jim's," and another photography exhibit by student Marc Sulivan; on display through May 17 Sun. The CU display cases features a photography show by student Sherman Rhodes entitled "Looking Within Images from Backstreets/The New Jim's." and another photography exhibit by student Marc Sullivan, on display through May t7th Sun. The Boss Beat on WITR The best of the sixties music with outrageous boss beat guy Mike, Mck, and Del 4-6pm Sun. WITR's Jazz Sunday from 6-8pm The Heart of Jazz with Dennis, from 8-9pm Laser Alternatives, an entire compact disc show with Rob. from 9pm-t2 midnight Just Jazz (new releases) with Tony, and from 12 midnight to 3am First Mirxjte of the First Day with Jon IUM. Rochester Sessions on WITR from tO-ttpm— Rochesters own Alternative local music stxiw Hosts Melody. Bart, and Eric bring to you the latest music and news about the hot Rocheaer music scene In addition, each week they have guest hosts from local bands or sdo performers LECTURES/WORKSHOPS Hon. The School of Printing Management and Sciences presents a seminar featuring Mr John J Gell from Eastman Kodak Company Speaking on ' Printing vs Electronic Publishing Systems Is There a Future for Both?' in Webb Auditorium. 1-2pm, free and open to the public Call x2729 for more info Mon. The Placement Office sponsors a Job Hunting Strategies Seminar for students. 10-10 50am. sign up with the receptionist m the Placement Office. IbM. The Placement Office sponsors a Resume Writing Seminar for students, 1-1 50pm. sign up with the receptionist m the Placement Office

30 Spring Weekend 87 May 7-9, 1987 •' - Schedule of events T.6.1.5. "Thank God it s Spring!"

Thursday, flay 7

10am-6pm Celebration of the Arts, Artsale, College Alumni Union Lobby. Students, faculty and alumni will display their work for show and sale. Participants: School of American Craftsmen, College of Fine and Applied Arts, College of Graphic Arts and Photography.

430-7pm Picnic behind Gracies (get a jump on the weekends events).

9pm-1am Alpha Epsilon Pi presents "Transient Party". Refreshments available, bring ID.

Friday, May 8

10am-6pm Celebration of the Arts, Artsale continued. College Alumni Union Lobby.

11am-5pm IPSA Sponsors 360* portraits on the A-level of the College Alumni Union, in fr ont of theRITskeliar

12 noon Fourth Annual United Way Fund Run, in front of the College Alumni Union.

3pm-6pm Kick off Celebration with Inside Out,a jazz, rock, instrumental group, in the College Alumni Union Backyard (outdoors). In case of rain, it will be held in the RITskellar. Refreshments available, bring ID. Sponsored by College Activities Board.

6pm-du5k Novelty Acts (Mimes, jugglers, magicians, club/org. fund raising booths, caricature artist, psychic readings, elephant and camel rides. ) behind Gracies. Refreshment! available, bring ID.

6pm-dusk Earthball Madness- sponsored by the Department of Residence life and your Community Aides (behind Gracies).

Tpm-midnight The fun begins under the festival tent behind Gracies (rain or shine). Entertainment provided by: 'innovations' describe their music as an 'inovative pop", and 'John Caf ferty and the Beaver Brown Band' (from the movie "Eddie and the Cruisers" ) Refreshments available, bring I.D. Sponsored by College Activities Board.

8pm-9pm Tug 'o' war with the elephant- Sponsored by the Life Science Group (behind Gracies).

9pm-1am NSC Farewell party. College Alumni Union, Fireside lounge .Refreshments available- bring ID.

9pm-2am Phi Sigma Kappa presents Hawaiian Tropic Party, Refreshments available, bring ID.

10pm Traditional Fireworks Display.

Saturday,Hay 9

10am-6pm Celebration of the Arts, Artsale Final Dayl College Alumni Union Lobby.

10am-5pm International festival. College Alumni Union Fireside Lounge, Sponsored by the RIT International Student Association (RITISA).

12am-5pm 3rd Annual Spring Fling, Sponsored by Baker/Colby/Gleason area Government, in the BCG Quad Floor Carnival/Food Booths and Entertainment by the Band 'Fugitive', The winners of Cabaret Night. Refreshments available.

1pm Men s Track, New York State Men s Championship Track meet

1pm Men s Basebal 1, RIT vs Oswego Double Header. L/

9pm-2am 'The tradition continues...'. Swamp Party '87, D.J. and dancing, Triangle Fraternity, refreshments available, bring ID

9pm-2am Thank God its Spring (TGIS), Theta Xi Fraternity, refreshments available, bring ID.

Sunday, May 10

HAPPY MOM S DAY!! REST UP! BURNING TNE MIDNIGNT OIL?

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