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UC SAN DIEGO THURSDAY, APRIL 3, 2003 VOLUME 109, ISSUE 2 A.S. approves 2003 A.S. ELEOIONS WATCH instant runoff Switching signs on Sunday New voting system to be implemented in 2004 By CLAYTON WOIFOLK January, chose IRV over nine Senior Staff Writer other potential voting systems, including approval, Condorcet The A.S. Council overwhelm­ and the current system of plurali­ ingly approved the implementa­ ty voting. tion of instant runoff voti ng in The council's decision will A. . elections at its March 12 take effect fifth week of spring meeting. The open role call vote, quarter and will first be applicable which was tallied at 17 -3-2 on to the 2004 A.S. elections. March 14, ca me after a special Under lRV; voters have the presentation by the Voting option of ranlcing candidates by Systems Task Force, which unan­ preference, and if a candidate imou Iy recommended adopting receives over 50 percent of fITst- lRY. The task force, which was Tyler HuIf/GuorcJion chartered by the A.S. Council in See IIV. Page 3 Poster IMp: Posters aOmtising b 703 Productions, ~ich cispIayed AS. presidential cancftdate Jeremy Gallaghet's e-maIl address, and posters aMth Unity and Students FtrSt! posters. Spring shopping Two Jfievances Numerous filed In elections candidates guaranteed Grievances accuse of • threats, falsified info vIctory By CiAELLE FAURE Though Palisoul tOok the Over half of Associate News Editor issue to the UC 0 campus police, he said he was tOld he Within the first two days of would have to take It to the San candidates the opening of the 2003 A. . elec­ Diego police and felt it was tions ca mpaigning season, two unnecessary to do o. However, unopposed grievances have been filed with he aid that he nonetheless took the elections committee; one the issue seriou Iy . By MARNmE FEDERIS against the majority of the mem­ "Being my first death threat, I Senior Staff Writer bers of the tudents First! slate think you have to take it eriou ­ for allegedly making a threaten­ Iy. 1 don't know what the caller's As the 2003 A. . election cam­ ing phone call to the ommittee intentions were," Palisoul said. paign eason tart, more than half to Elect Kevin H u's chairman Elections Manager Robin of the ca ndidates will run unop­ Phil Palisoul, the other against Shelton informed Palisoul that posed. even out of 12 positions independent presidential candi­ nowhere in for ., Council will present only date Kevin Hsu for allegedly "fal­ the election one choice for students voung on sifying information on election bylaws are the week of Apnl 7 through Apnl ca ndid acy forms or campaign there any rules II . The seven unopposed offices materials." to deal With include six of the comllli ioner The fir t was filed by Palisoul thi incident, positions and the office of Vice on March 31 against every run­ and recom­ President External. ning member of the Students mended to ome of the candidates Jessica Horton/Cuordion First! late, with the exception of Palisoul that expres ed their dl appointment vice pre idem of finance ca ndi ­ about not having anyone to run Check me out: The quarterly vendor fair, held thiS spring from March 31 Phil Pllisoul he contact the date Harish Nandagopal. an Diego again t. Chairman of the through Apnl 4, allows students to pick up some tnnkets and treasures. The second grievance was police. "I wi h omeone wa running filed on April 1 by Nandagopal. Committee to " I t ' s against me," said Vice PreSident According to Pali oul, he Elect KeVin Hsu incredibly di _ External candidate Rigo Marquez. received a phone call at his pri­ appointing, "I think that haVIng more candi ­ WEATHER SPOKEN SURF vate re idence on the evening of and nothing of that nature is ever date would put more pre ure on March 18 from an unidentified acceptable in a campus election," II person to do the be t job pos 1- j ...l , " .l~ REPORT caller who, according to the helton aid, adding that the i ue ble." j..:...J ~ "... Nothing of grievance report, aid," ive u wa "above and beyond" the '-'ff .1, , The wide pread lack of opposi­ that nature is ever April] back our club name or we will scope of any A. . elections tion for A.. ouncil po itions April] April. '.\Ind. 1m 101020 kl fucking kill you." bylaw . contrasts last year' elections, m H 61 L52 H62L5J '.\Ind waves' I 10 J h acceptable in a SweM ' W II to 14 h. "I'm really hocked because 1 In addition to being chairman which multiple candidates compet­ , know that no one on m slate of the Committee to Elect Kevin ed for mo t office . cordmg to y ~ ~ campus election. " April. would do anything like this," aid (Isu, Pali oul i al 0 president of A. . Council dVI er Paul De , '.\Ind 1m 15 10 25 kl Kevin hawn (!su, who i run­ the tudents Fir t! club and par- Wine, there were a "record num- ~J v.Ind waves 2 10 4 h ApII , - Robin Shelton, AS. Swell W910 12h. ning as presidential ca ndidate on elections IRIINtpf the tudents Fir t! slate. See CiIIEVANCES. Pagt' 6 ee UNOPPOSED. Pagt' 6 H6J"5 L52 H66L5J ZNEW THE UCSD GUARDIAN THURSDAY, APRIL 3,2003 MONDAY, APRIL 3,2003 THE UCSD GUARDIAN NEWS 3 BRIEFLY ETCETERA ••• Supreme Court hears IRV: Task force says instant runoff voting is more efficient A.S. Presidential be at UCSD in ll-A in the University Complex. affirmative action cases continued from page I tem) different would discourage candidates to debate U~E'~ place votes, he or she wins the elec­ voting" Muir students present ,",~L.L- By PAUL THORNTON plaintiffs Barbara Gruner and banned under the Bakke decision. tion, just as he or she would under In its presentation to the A.S. The five candidates for A.S. Council mUSical ,...,~w~,,~M"~A&~~'sIO)~=~~~o»G~~ ------...., ------....,~ Doily Californian (U. (alifomia­ Jennifer Gratz, argued the Michigan tries to enroll a "crit­ the plurality voting system. Council, members of the task force President will square off in a debate on April 'TO "~SM a~ . Berkeley) University of Michigan and its law ical mass" of minority students However, if no candidate receives contended that IRV would increase 3, from noon to 1: 30 p.m. in Price Center The Muir College Musical ensemble will ~~~~~ I school violated his clients' "i ndi ­ that improves the education of all more than 50 percent of the first­ voter turnout because it better rep­ Plaza. present the musical comedy "Hoo to Succeed ~~~? I (V-WIRE) WASHlNGTON, vidual right nor to be discriminat­ students, said university attorney place votes, the candidate who resents students. It would also lead Bryan Barton, Jeremy Gallagher, Kevin in Business Without Real~ Trying" at Mandeville O.c. - The U.S. Supreme Court ed against." Maureen Mahoney. received the least number of first­ to campaigns with more debate Shawn Hsu, Kevin Hsu and Brian Uiga are the Auditorium on April 10, April 11 and April 12 at heard oral arguments April 1 in two Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, Determining what percentage place votes is eliminated, and each because more powerful candidates five presidential candidates running for the 7:30 p.m. I cases that could settle once and for the likely swing vote on the nine­ minority enrollment the school vote belonging to that candidate is and slates will be more apt to 2003-04 term. . The comedy, which opened on Broadway I all the extent to which colleges can member court, firmly asserted needs to create a critical mass transferred to his or her voters' sec­ address issues raised by smaller in 1961, is set In the 19505 and tells the tale consider race in their admissions. that making deci~ions in which to could be tantamount to setting a ond choices. This process contin­ candidates and slates due to their C.A.M.P. program of J. Pierrepont Finch's ascension from a win­ J-T----IJ Outside the court, thousands admit students is inherent in the quota, argued justices Scalia and ues until a candidate has received increased prospect of winning elec­ dow-washer to a high-pooered executive, by demonstrated in support of affir­ co llege admissions system, espe­ Anthony Kennedy. over 50 percent of the votes. tions. coordinator named the process of satirizing the world of business mative action. cially when a university receive "Is it 8 percent? 12 ?" Scalia Supporters of IRV claim that During its presentation, the through numerous suDplots. =====~ :::======!======~! Both cases involved the many more applications than it asked . the voting system is more democ­ task force reported findings from Jacqueline Aziz-Brewer has been named The ensemble's yearly productions are ! University of Michigan - Gratz has spots. John Payton, the lawyer repre­ ratic than the current system its Jan. 28 and Feb. 21 mock elec­ coordinator of UCSO's Califomia Alliance for UCSO's only complete~ student-produced v. Bollinger in the university's senting Michigan in Gratz v. because it means that a candidate tions on Library Walk. The task Minority Participation in Science, Engineering theater event Revelle College senior Sheida undergraduate admissions system, Bolling", argued the universi ty's must garner a true majority of the force reported that out of over and Mathematics Program. Falahatpisheh directs this year's production, and Gmlt" v. Bollinger in the uni ­ a ffirmarive action system serves votes to win the election. 100 students polled, 81 percent The C.A.M.P. program is one of several working with a production team of 20, a cast versity's law school. the compelling interest of the "The biggest outcome [of felt that IRV represented them, under the university's Academic of 30 and an orchestra of 31 , all students. Although the case were pro­ state. implementing IRV] will be ensur­ and most people polled felt it was Tickets are available at the UCSD Box This is of" enormous ing that the candidate elected has the best voting system out of Enrichment Program unit in Student Affairs voked by college admissions sys­ "This is of enormous impor­ designed to offer research experiences to Office, the Muir College Center and at the tems, the court's decision could importance not just to tance not just to higher education, the broadest base of support," said approval, Condorcet and plurality undergraduates and help motivate them to door, priced at $6 for students, $7 for staff indirectly affect hiring and gov­ but to the country as a whole," Eleanor Roosevelt College voti ng. attend graduate school. The CAM.P. pro­ and $8 for general admission. ernment contracting programs higher education but to Payton said. Freshman Senator Max However, Hart questioned the gram Itself works to provide support and that consider race. U.S. Solicitor Ceneral Ted Harrington, who chaired the Task actual representation provided in advancement opportunities to underrepre­ Researchers link crystal The court is being asked to the country as a whole. " Olson argued on behalf of the Force. the task force 's poll. sented undergraduate students majoring in decide whether affirmative action United States that Michigan's IRV also better represents vot­ "The survey used was [of] less the sciences. meth to cardiac damage serves a "compelling state inter­ - John Payton. Univ. of Michipn affirmative action system failed ers' sentiments by eliminating than I percent of the student Aziz-Brewer transferred to UCSO as an est" or violates the U.S . attorney every test of legality. vote-splitting and third party body," Hart said. "That was not undergraduate from Glendale Community UCSO researchers have found that hospi­ Constitution's 14th Amendment, Michigan'S admissions system "spoilers," allowing voters to vote enough evidence for me to change College and went on to obtain a doctorate In talized methamphetamine users shoo a sig­ which provides equal protection O'Connor said that Kolbo's creates a "separate path and sepa­ their conscience, according to IRV the entire voting sys tem at neurosCIences at UCSO after haVing worked nificantly higher rate of cardiac dysfunction under the law. argument amounted to the fact rate door for preferred minori­ advocates. VCSD." closely with faculty in completing research than non-users, according to Ori Ben-Yuhada, Much of the legal confusion that race cannot be used as one of ties," Olson said. "We wanted a system where The Voting Systems Task under AEP programs. assistant professor of medione and director surrounding affirmative action "many factors" in admissions. Olson said Michigan admits all voters can vote sincerely and not Force was composed of an A.S. of UCSO's Coronary Care Unit at the UCSD stems from the court's 1978 deci­ "You've got some precedents "preferred minorities" who meet Strategically," Harrington said. senator from each UCSD college Board of Regents to Medical Center. sion of Univmity of California you've got to come to grips with its minimum criteria but denies However, several members of and four at-large members from Ben-Yuhada and colleagues Nader Banki .. Board of Rtgtflts v. BaHt, in out there," O'Connor said to admission to many white students council raised concerns regarding the student body and was dis­ teleconference on April 3 Neil Siecke, and Thomas Walbman decided to which the court ruled that col­ Kolbo, referring to the court's who exceed the qualifications. IRV implementation. solved upon completion of its rec­ examine the effects of crystal ·methampheta­ leges could not use admis ions Baltkt decision. Many who supported affirma­ "My main concern was that ommendations. However, mem­ The University of Califomia Board of mine due to the pervasive use of the drug in A.S. COUNCIL AT A GLANCE quotas. Chief Justice William tive action har hly criticized the [TRY) was going to be'too confus­ bers of the task force are currently Regents will be meeting VIa teleconference San Oiego County. They reviewed the records Colleges could still use minor­ Rehnquist and Ju tice Antonio Bush administration for involving ing a system," said John Muir advocating the implementation of on April 3 from 9 a.m. to noon. of 76 patients and found that 64 percent ity status as a "plus factor," howev­ Scalia, both considered conserva­ the solicitor general. College Senior Senator and IRV in college councils and meet­ Concerns about traveling induced by showed normal heart function, compared with AS. Council Meeting .26 response to the elimination of 1,103 IS' park­ er, so long as diversity i in the tive, pressed the University of "I am so ashamed of my gov­ Senate Chair Corinne Hart, who ing with tudentLinlc representa­ the outbreak of wa r with Iraq led the meet­ 85 percent in an age-matched control group. April 2 ing spaces made in the UCSD transportation compelling interest of the state, Michigan lawyers about how close ernment .. . to have the solicitor voted against adopting IRV. "We tives to discuss the logistics of ing to be scheduled instead of the regular Twenty-eight percent of the users exhibited and parking committee's report in February according to the decision. the university'S affirmative action have such a low voter turnout, online IRV voting, according to business meeting which was to be held on moderate to severe left ventricular dysfunction, 2003" until next week. Kirk Kolbo, the attorney for ystem came to racial quotas, See CASE. Page 7 anyways. Making lthe voting sys- Harrington. March 19 and March 20. compared to 7 percent in the control group. Old Business The regular Board of Regents meeting will The study was comprised of patients from be held at the UC San Franosco-laurel the teens to 50 years old, but WIth an average ItemH Reports Heights campus Instead of the onglnally age of 41 to 43 years old. According to Ben­ The A.S . Council initiated an open role call scheduled locabon in los Angeles. Yuhada, It is unusual for people to show such vote on the wording of a University Centers Commissioner of Services and Enterprises SPRinG 2003 After a public comment section at 9 a.m., levels of ventncular dysfunction at this age. Expansion and Renovation Fee Referendum Jeremy Gallagher the April 3 meeting will continue WIth a The study was conducted because there that would, if passed, introduce a S39-per-stu­ Gallagher announced that a managerial closed session on lega l, personnel and had preV1ous~ been on~ anecdotal evidence dent, per-quarter fee to fund expansion in the merging of A.S. oft Reserves and A. . Investment matters, followed by open ses­ for a lin between crystal methamphetamine Price Center and Student Center. Lecture ote ha begun. Sions, including updates on Los Alamos use and cardiac damage, and because Iarger­ Senator have until 4 p.m. on April 4 to cast National Laboratory management and mid­ scale studies needed to be done to further their vote on the referendum question word­ Elections Manager Robin Shelton year university budge cuts. understand the public health Implications, ing, whIch was submitted by University Shelton reported that the Elections One of the teleconference locations will according to Ben-Yuhada. Center Expansion Task Force Chair Garo Committee has started "to receive complaints Western State University Bournoutian and endorsed by the UCETF. [and) grievances about other slates and candi­ A.S . PresidentJenn Brown and other council dates." College of Law offers you a members wished to amend the referendum to Shelton also reported that a debate featur­ Mib MriIez .....--All ...... guarantee student autonomy over supervision ing the presidential candidates will be held legal experience aimed ar both ...... ;'Irld_ of the expansion's construction and design, April 3 at noon in Price Center Piau. teaching you law and helping fmIee~ SliaStlMln but a motion was made to approve the refer­ endum as written before amendments could Vice President Internal Kevin Shawn Hsu you to become a better legal JaIh Clouse .... III QIIf M •• ' ...... be proposed. Hsu, along with several other council professional. Our unique I.II.Rn Leo.tner M.I PI EAIII Kim6IiIr 1111 ,If IJI' Council members also discussed the objec­ members, announced that the National Day 0IaIie 1'rIn .w ...... tiveness of the referendum wording, some of Silence, a "reminder of the way in which so teaching approach combines MIIIwr MIdiI c." EIIIoIs MIIdin .... 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When fnends ask Bertrand's THURSDAY thoughts on war, his answers are predictably unpredictable and APRIL 3, 2003 Thoughts on war unconventional LEIIER TO THE EDITOR unusual as always. refer to as a thumb war. in wars, no matter wbat si de you're I remember my first thumb war on. Take the war on cavities I've page 5 4 Article fails to find a the Republican Guard), and she OPINION stop with my girlfriend. We were sitting been fighting most of my life. solution seems to fear that the "embedded" on her couch, discussing whether Sometimes, when it's really late and reporters are getting just too close that! or not you can smell sneezes. My I want to pass Out, whether or not Editor: to the soldiers that they have been position was that sneezes have to brush my teeth is a difficult deci­ I was rather confused by the covering. EDITORIAL Bertrand Fan smells, and that everybody'S si on. The amount of wrist effort is recent opinion article by Jessica I completed the article still won­ sneezes smelled the same, while she considerable, and no matter how Lingel in the March 31 issue of dering exactly how I am being mis­ ar has always been a claimed that you couldn't smell much masturbation I conduct the Guardian, H er headline told informed. She kindly suggested Josh Crouse, touchy subject with my sneezes. She is clearly wrong purely to strengthen my wrist, the me that the media was mindlessly that we search for "unbiased, Editor In Chief · 1' ,: W family. because I've smelled many a fact remains that I'm one lazy s.o.b. promoting war and that the biased uncompromised information from -. One of my earliest memories is sneeze, and I've even gone as far as I even have an electric tooth­ coverage of the Iraqi conflict was accurate and reliable sources. " Lauren I. Coartney, Evan Mclaughlin, an unfortunate incident with my to smell other people's s nec~es, brush; aliI would really have to do mi si nforming the First I want to Managing Editor News Editor sister. I had shuffled the deck, eyed which, though disgusting as hell , is stand there and hold the damn public. know what I am about half of it and given it to her, Charlie Tran, Claire J. Vannette, smell the same 3S my sneezes. thing for two minutes, but I'm "Wow!" being misinformed when she refused to take her ha lf. Managing Editor Opinion Editor Trying to be 3 good sport about sure we 've all been there. thought; I am part about! Is the war "Bullshit," she said, "your half's her being so obviously wrong, I Sometimes standing is just too dif­ of the public, per- I want to know what not even happen­ bigger." suggested a thumb war. She ficult. A little while back, one of haps I am being II1g? (" Wag the The UCSD GuardIan is pu blished twice a week at the University of I explained to her that it didn't Califalm a at San Diego Contents (c) 2003 Views expressed herein ab'Teed, and assumed the thumbs­ my friends had to have su rgery on misinformed. I read am " Dog" style) I being misin; represent the maJority vote of the ed,tonal board and are not necessar· matter, that war itself was unfair, up position with her right hand. I his ass because he supported this on only to discover Perhaps it is really Ily those of the UC Board of Regents. the ASUCSD or the members of and after a few minutes one of us wrapped my fingers around hers, idea too much, that "the American takll1g place In the CuardlOn staff formed about! Is the would have a bigger half anyways. said the customary, "One, two, I remember once I was taking people have been France, and maybe "But, at least that person would three, four, I declare a thumb war," this survey in high school that misled and misin­ war not even hap; all our oldlers are have ea rned that half," while moving my thumb opposite helped you calculate when you formed, and it's all . 7 Phap ' actually cyborgs "Earned?!" I asked. hers, and then the minute the were going to di e. I think the pri­ the media's fault." perung. ... e:r: s It cleverly pro- You don't earn your bigger half word "war" had left my mouth, she mary purpose was to discourage Uncontested Eager to correct is really taking place gra mmed 111 the art in war; you just draw it. There's no started twisting her arm like 3 Thai smoking, but the part that really this misinformation of eN interview. slapping involved, no quick draw­ hooker on speed. I quickJy lost the stuck in my mind was the one that in my he.ad, I fin ­ m' Fr ance ." Please, Ms. ing necessary, it's just a matter of first game o ut of pure shock. asked if you sat in a chair more ished the rest of the Lingel, let us in on positions make havi ng high cards at the time, and "What, in the fuck, was that?" I than eight hours a day. At fi rst I article. your accurate in the event of a war, havi ng high demanded. marked "no," but then I really This is where the confusion set sources, tell us where we have .. -- -- cards in the future. But this logic "It's not against the rules," she thought about it and I can't recall in. It seems that Lingel dislikes the been led astray, and for God's sake for dull races did not carry over to her, and she retorted. the last day where I didn't sit in a coverage that has been on the news don't let us wallow in our misin­ forced me to redeal, painstakingly "Of cour e it's not in the rules! chair less than eight hours. In networks oflate. She disapproves of formed ignorance. For the fir t time In Cc. D electoral hi - dealing out 26 cards each. It took Why the hell would your arm and between moving furniture and dis­ the interviews with the U.S. mili­ - Nathan O sborne tory, a maJoriC} of campu-wide tudent away some precious moments of elbow be in the rules in a thumb assembling IKEA lamps with allen taty (maybe we could get some with Eleanor Roorroe/t College junior my life that I will never get back, war?! Everybody knows that you wrenches, I would sit in th e U­ gO \'t!rnment po lt1on~ arc uncontested. moments that I could have spent don't move your god damn wrist Haul on my leather chair and think T hi yea r' uncontested position include thinking about other moments of in a thumb war." about what it would be like to sit in \'lce preS Ident externa l, commi sloner of my life that I will never get back, "Look, it's not against the my new home. The GUclfdian welcomes letters from its readers. All Iertets must be longer than 500 I\(jfds, ~ aC3demic affai r , commi sioner of athleocs, like when I rented "Maid in rules, all right?" I have really been fighting a no cJoci»e..spoced and signed with nome and title. ~ comml sioner of communication , comml - Manhattan" after a night of bloody "All right." I conceded and put war against standing, and it is sort reserve the right to edir for length and clarity. sioner of programming, commi ioner of marys on the premise that I'd find out my hand. We started the count of a joint conflict with the war Letters may be dropped off at the Guardian office diver irv affair, commi ioner of tudent "the worst movie in Long's Drugs." and right when it was over I against the sun, in which I'm cur­ on the second floor of the Student Center or e­ I've told this story in response punched her in the boob with my rently being supported by my mciW!d, Send aI/letters to: se r.~ ce ., commi ioner of enterpn e opera­ to friends' inquiries about my fe el­ left hand, and a she screamed some good buddy, shade. He really kicks tlon ' and commis ioner of tudent advoca­ ings on war, but they insisted that things ( can', print here, I covered the sun's ass when they duke it out. The UCSD Guardian Opinion Editor c\'. ThIS i nine of 12 A. . Council positions this isn't what they meant, After her thumb with mine and won the ~nnck LetJng/Cuoldion 9500 Gilman Dr. 0316 ~ in other word, two-third of next year's careful consideration, I realized second battle. Me getting punched La Jolla. CA 92093-0316 A. . Council has already been cho en, pro­ they were talking about another in the balls was the tiebreaker. Want to tell Bertrand to stop that? e-maIl' Ietrers@ucsdguard;an.org vided that none of the e candidates gets dis­ war altogether, which I like to Let's face it, people do get hurt E-mail [email protected]. quali ned or withdraw from the race. This is not intended to pass judgment on the quality of the candidates running unop­ War's economic impact a pressing issue posed for A.S. office; undoubtedly, many of them will do fine job next year in their guaranteed positions and it's entirely possi­ Increased military spending spells financial fiasco ble that all of them will be the greatest A.S. Council members ever. But that this By JESSICA LlNGEL Leone sent 20 (unarmed) police offi ­ AsSOCIate Opinion Editor , cers to join the cause. Even Syria was unprecedented electoral situation is bad for on the side of the United States, students should go without saying. It's easy to oppose Operation Iraqi This time around, the United States ALEX AVERBUKH, Democracy without choice amonp candi­ Freedom because of 3 hatred for will have to bear mo t of the burden. date is not democracy at all - its a joke. PreSIdent George Bush andlor any of -- .. Unless new taxes arc instated, it would ATHLETE, TEL-AVIV Furthermore, this situation could very well the members of his cabinet. It's easy to - take $200 billion annually for the lead to voters staying away from the polls, oppose the war because of the 10 of United State imply to finance the human life, or a belief in pacifism or foreign debt. Dreary statisti cs, and they which would be a disappoll1tment after last even becau e of the looming diplomat­ could perhaps become a great deal year's relati ve ly impressive 27 percent ic di asters that have resulted from the drearier. turnout. bungling of the UN resolutions. The Bush admini stration has gener­ Irony is also apparent here. In a year But there are other, more disturb­ ated enough international oppoSItIOn when the council's most heated debate was Ing consequences lurlang behind pro­ to effectively limit the amount of finan ­ on the i ue of whether commissioners testers' sIgn and between the lines of cial support that can be expected. And angry s p eec he~ of worned !tberal . the fewer allies, bases and air Tlght ~ hould be elected by students or appointed that the United States ha" the higher A . . Perhaps one of the mmt pr c~c lent and by the pre idem, even commi ioners fn ghtemng reasom for belllg against the CO\ts will be 1/1 Amencan Ii\'es and have e sentially appoInted them elves. In a the " ar with Iraq IS nel ther per onal the higher the pnce WIll be. The coun­ year when one of the council's most ambi­ nor moral, but fin ancial. NATIONAL try will not only pay for the war, hut tious projects was the exploration and Des pIte the fact that no one In the the postwar recon,tructlon as well. installation of a new votin~ system for cam­ government wa s able to gwc even a Within the first week of war, every pus elections, the vote is Irrelevant in nine rough e tJmate of the EOSt of the war major airfield In Iraq ha\ been bombed of the 12 races. before Imlltary action W;lS taken, after to destruction. Th.H WJ\ one week . the fir t bomb fell , Bush was able to Despite the fact" that no one The longer thIS war drag' on, the high­ The Guardian encourages student to come up WIth a $75 bIllion pnce tag. in the government was able er the cOSts will be, And there wdl be pay attention to ti,'! competitive races for That )pells bad news not only for the few partiC3 willmg to foot thc 0111. president, vice president internal, vice pres­ IraqI people who WIll see theIr land to give even a rough estimate Perhaps the blgge,t ca;,ualty of Ident finance, and the many college enator pulverized, but also for the U.S. CIti­ peraoon Iraqi Freedom will be the and college council positions across cam­ zens who WIll be left payIng for a of the cost of the war before economy. If Bush's $75 bdlton request pus. And to everyone who may be consider­ reconstructed Iraq. IS granted, the dramatic II1crease 111 military action was taken, debt could result 10 a fall of dIe dollar mg running fo r office next year - please Although the UnHed States IS inar­ guably the greatest urulateral power m that would both reduce U.S. e onomlc do. the history of the world, it IS also WIth­ after the first bombs feU, standard and Signifi cantly II1 crcase the out a doubt the greatest debtor. As a Bush was able to come up COSt of projecting U.S. power abroad. country, it is living beyond its means, And plausible solutions to the impend­ heavJly dependent on foreign debtOrs with a $75 billion price tag." ing cri is are Just a gloomy as the and Importing more than it exports. problem itself. PROPS FLOPS The debt Amenca owe abroad ha mates have run as high as $3 trillion, Really, the only way to avoid this &' scenario is to raise taxes, which will now reached $2 trllhon. That's 20 per­ and those are before economists have cent of the GOP. It's entirely possIble. even had a month to gauge just what also to some extent reduce living stan ­ ~--= PIqI5"~ that foreign debt could tOP 65 percent kind of damage is to be done to U.S. dards. Such an alternative is all but J seeson-,~","'h of the GOP by 2010. uoops - and the economy. doomed to failure against a Republican w:rinnq. The SItu2DOn was grim before the In the 1991 Gulf war, most of the congress, Senate and White House. !I war In Iraq, and now it's looking wor c. cost was paid by other coulluies - h would be a humor of the darkest kind If the war that wa undertaken No 'a .... pk~ PJop5 &0 Conservanves estimate the cost of the many nations ubstituted money for candidates for being honest war and of rebuilding Iraq, over a 10- troops in the Internanonal coahtion under the preten e of a police state' year penod, at anywhere from $156 agamst Saddam. But that was in a ltu­ re~ponslbdlty [() keep world order were about space for saWtg posters. bIllion to $755 bdllon. The key word In ation where do~en of nauons were ultimately the came of that ~al1lC police that phrase IS 'conservative;' other esu- wlllmg to lend theIr upport. Sierra Sla te' declt ne. 6NEW THE UCSD GUARDIAN MONDAY, APRIL ) , 200) MONDAY, APRIL ), 2003 THE UCS D GUARDIAN NEWS 7 2003 A.S. ELEalONS WATCH The University of Eledion: Montana Grievances: All Kevin Hsu Unopposed: Senators complete individual projects Candidates SLM1'U11eY S~ 2003 positions created in one day Candidates I~ .. Projects include senior class reunions, council exchanges find time to Reading your favorite literature as you watch the sun rise over the beautiful continued from page I group of students at any time, Rocky Mountains took in elections last year, mn­ according to S.O.L.O. program plan to help By LAUREN RAU "These people aren't senators, just college they visited and wrote a week," Kepford said. "We gave ning as presidential candidate coordinator Ellen Erenea. Staff Writer seniors who decided they have an hort, follow-up report. Cogan people free appetizers and about help slates Hearing the unique song of the Western Meadowlar1< as you study its body under the Together Our Goals The purpose of the club, as hour to spare in their week. encouraged people not just to 150 people showed up each time." structure and flight pattems their slates concll11U!d from page 6 Are Achievable slate, before back­ outlined in 1998, wa "for stu­ Unbeknownst to many UCSD Starting this quarter, we are trying praise, but to offer constructive Acco~JlOg to Kepford , a free Inhaling the sweet fragrance of mountain wildflowers as you create prose ing out and supporting the New dents to get together and deal continued from page I srudents, each of the six colleges to recruit more volunteers to help criticism as well. commuter breakfast was also dis­ campaign and suppOrt everyone Wave slate's candidate. with issues related to students ber of candidates" participating last requires their senators on A.S. organize the upcoming events." "I received a lot of comments tributed on Library Walk. The else in my slate," sai d unopposed I~ .. According to Palisoul, the and politics." Currently, the out­ year. Council to complete a project for John Muir College Sophomore to the effect of, 'this was terrific,' event was successful, with about candidate for Commissioner of Experiendng the beauty of Montana as you form new friendships in tudents First! club had also been line states that its purpose is: "to "People hould feel more com­ each year they serve in office. The Senator Jeremy Cogan developed and 'thanks for setting thi up ,''' 250 participants. H owever, Academic Affairs and member of l student-centered dasses expecting a grievance filed prevent extremists from abusing fortable running for positions in parameters are not very specific; it a project within the college coun­ Cogan said. "It was a big success." Kepford speculated that everyone the Students First sla te Perse against Kevin Hsu by the the A.S. Council; preserve A.S ., but many are feeling discour­ only needs to be a project intended cil systems, the Senator Exchange A concrete example of the pro­ who took a breakfast burrito was Hooper. "I believe in my slate and Enjoying the mountainous views as you study the history of rock and roll Students First! slate for using the integrity of democracy at UCSD; aged to run and that should be for the betterment of the university. Program. gram's impact is the fact that the potentially not from Warren. I'll do what I can to su pport th em." title "Students First!" in his cam- and to advocate for student changed," said unopposed candi ­ As Eleanor Roosevelt College'S "This was something 1 kind of Thurgood Marshall College Kepford also leamed up with Even for independent ca ndidate I~ .. paigning. issues, through publicity, satire, date for the Commissioner of senior senator, Wendy Ho partici­ invented because I Student Council Warren Senior Senator Lauren Lee Jordan Cross, who is running Spending your SUmmer in a Ieamlng environment as you enjoy the benefits The grievance filed by and public awareness campaigns." Enterprise Operations Jeremy pates in many projects. Among her saw so much rivalry has since adopted to rewrite the Warren College elec­ unopposed for commissioner of of a community large enough to support a diverse culture, yet small andagopal accuses Kevin Hsu "Demonstrating the absurd by Cogan. "I was comfortable in get­ favorites is a program she starred between the di ffer­ a positive way of tion bylaws. The effort was part of athletics, having the prearranged enough to provide a friendly atmosphere of violating an elections bylaws being absurd: That's to summa­ ting involved because of the cli­ this fall to bring together the ERC em colleges last fall closing their a larger effort last quarter to change assurance still means that cam­ Immersing yourself in Big Sky Country as you leam about Montana culture article, saying that ca ndidates rize our club," Palisoul said . mate, but some people might not seniors living off-campus. quarter," Cogan meetings that they Warren College Student Council. paigning goes as planned. cannot "falsify information on "Basically part of demonstrating "You know once you move off said. "The college The college" councils learned from a vis­ "We put together a "My approach to the ca mpaign feel the same way." Escape to The University of Montana where you Election Candidacy forms or the absurd by being absurd is Many of the unopposed candi­ campus, you just don't see a lot of councils shouldn't shouldn't compete itor from Earl Constitutional Redraft will be just as serious as it were a can balance academics with recreation and relaxation. campaign materials." you've got to do things that are dates are still prepared to let stu­ the people anymore," Ho said. "I compete with each Warren College Committee," Kepford said. "The contested election," Cross said. While independent candidate going to get attention, and for the wanted to reconnect people, and other; they should Student Council. constirution and bylaws have been Candidates have also expressed Register today and enJOY UM 's relaxed campus atmosphere, dents mow about their plans for with each other; they last couple of just enjoy ourselves and have a In addition, completely restructured." concern about the widespread lack innovative course offerings and exciting outdoor activities. Kevin Hsu has next year and to earn some votes. help each other as received no simi­ years people have "I still want people to vote for good time." the leaders of each should help each according to According to Kepford, this was of opposition and what it means to For more information, visit lar threats, known the name According to Ho, the happy college." ~l_ " Cogan, Warren not a senator project, but was a the campus community. me," Marquez said. "If anything, I OUIeT ... montanasummer.rom or call 406-243-4470 Palisoul has also Students First!." feel like I have to prove myself hour social held at TGI Friday's in The exchange council members good example of the overlap that "I think that it says a lot about alleged that I'm really" shocked According to even more and that I am qualified February was extremely well­ program took place learned how other frequently occurs between their campus and a lack of community," members of the PaJi ow, the club for the po ition ofVP External." attended. About 60 or 70 ERC during the second colleges such as duties as council members and Hooper said. "Srudents should be Students First! because I know that is endeavoring to Like Cogan, others feci that se niors attended the evening and third weeks of Muir handled their individual projects. involved and know that they do slate have been get new people running without opponents gives event. winter quarter. their budget that Lee's favorite senator project have power." contacting Kevin no one on my slate and ideas into the him more time to work on plans "Everyone who attended really Cogan coordinated in turn gave them was a last-minute affair that she Similar to A.S. Council POSI­ Hsu, asking him A. Council, say­ for next year. loved it," Ho said. "So many people with each of the councils to have fresh ideas for their recen t arranged in September 200 I. With tions, some college council offices to drop out of the would do anything ing that insiders "It enables me to put 100 per­ came up to me and said it was like a twO members excused 10 exchange restructuring. the help of the A.S. Council sup­ are also uncontested. "I would have liked to see com­ race, saying that like this." have a "ridicu­ cent of my efforts on what to do reunion of our freshman year." for two visitors during both of the In a similar effort to Ho's senior port staff, Lee organized a candle­ the only member lous" advantage next year and not just on getting Ho also organized a finals meetings. program, Warren Junior Senator light vigil during the first week of petition as it aids in ensuring the that identified _ Kevin Shawn Hsu. over candidates elected and ca mpaigning," Cogan break at EI Cerrito in March that "The goal was for all panici­ Jessica Kepford initiated a school to commemorate the vic­ right candidate is in office," said himself was A.S. presidential candidate who come from said. was also successful, if not as well­ pants to experience aspects of a Commuter Outreach Program for tims of 9/11 . John Muir College Commissioner Nandagopal. the outside. Many of the unchallenged ca n­ attended. Potential future plans different college," Cogan said. Warren College. Kepford saw a lack "It was an awkward time for a of Records candidate Amanda However, no "We with aUf didates have also maintained that include a trip to a Padres game and "We all have the same basic inter­ of progranuning focused on the lot of us," Lee said. "I felt like peo­ Hulsizer. "As far as how my cam­ LONDON Por $438 official grievances have been filed firm belief are trying to do what­ they will continue to campaign. a night at Dave and Buster's. ests, which are parking, student Warren commuters, as this is her pl e were in this bind of t1ealing paign is going to be run, it will be on this ma tter. ever is possible to get new ideas According to candidate for "The program is run by a com­ organizations and just general stu­ second year commuting to school. with the tragedy and starting the run as close as POSSI ble to a cam­ EUAAIL PASSES Prom $249 Neither Kevin Hsu nor into A.S., and the best way to do CommiSSIoner of Student Services mittee of five random seniors, dent interests." "We've held two study breaks school year, especially the incom­ paign in which I would be runrung Nandogopal were available for tha t was to take a name every­ Kelly Vasant, he will still cam­ including myself," Ho said . Each partici pant analyzed the at TGI Friday's during finals ing freshmen ." opposed." HIP HOTELS Prom $18 comment by press time. body knew and use it as an orga­ paign and focus on "letting people (domestic and international) According to Palisoul, the nization and cause a commotion," know my name and helplOg with tudents First! club is currently Palisoul said. my slate." * eKplore north america considering filing an additional Palisoul is listed as a principle ome al 0 ay that running USA • CANADA. HAWAII grievance against the Students member of the rudcnts First! club unopposed enables ca ndidates to Students First: Slate, club at odds over 'Hsu' Case: Decision could affect backpacking, cruises, cours and more First! sla te for using the ame alongside Ryan Darby, Everly focus on helpi ng members in their say, 'I want to be rudents First! name for the late as that of their Mariano and Bryan Barton. The slate who are runnlOg agai nst other conunued from page 6 Kevin Shawn Hsu, who current­ ly erves a vice president mternal A. . Commissioner of Aviary future of affirmative action organization. latter is also running as an inde­ people. According to senior ena­ on the 'NO on CRENO' cam­ The u e of the name Students pendent presidential candidate in tor ca ndidate for Earl Warren paign," "Chairma n of the [I.EAR. on the A.S. ouncil, pent two Concerns on Campu .' \Ve put It to conunued from page 3 Gratz aid using discrim1l1a­ years serving as Earl \,yarren a vote, and it usually pa se unani­ general argue that the tJon 111 college atilmsslOn IS blJ­ First! has been in u e over past thiS year's elections. Kevin Hsu College Jen nifer KJage 'running Campaign," "A.S. VP Internal" and College freshman and sophomore mously." Universiry of lichigan uses a tandy wrong. year by late on college ca mpus­ falls under general membership, unopposed will allow her to throw "Director of Minority Outreach." quota," said Rep. MaXine es acro the nation, and was used which, according to Palisoul, her energy and support into help­ According to the minutes for a enator to the A.S. Council, among Other positions created on t>larch "Diver ity does benefit all stu­ include a second po ition for 'vaters, D-Los ngeles. "To dents," Gratz Said. "But it's more at UC D in last year's elections includes about 30 other members. ing out her team members from Students First! club meeting held other positions similar to the posi­ 5 7S3 Fourth Ave.. FIrst Floor, Downtown tions created by the tudents First! "Director of linority Outreach" have this government argue that than just racial." by current A.S. president Jenn Kevin Hsu's candidate slate­ the Unity slate. on March 5, each of these positions and a position for "Muir Freslurulll it's a level playing field ... I Lee Bollinger, /\llchlgan's 4415 Mission Blvd.. Suite F Brown. ment, which has been issued in this Other candidates feel that it is was crea ted on that same day, after club. Palisoul said that while Kevin enator," both accepted by club totally di honest." pre ident when the cases were 953 Garnet Ave. The club named tudents year's sample ballots, states that he necessary to advocate uleir own Kevin Hsu publicly announced to l Ilsu is a Revelle student, they member John A1tic,," who is rwming Rev. Jesse Jackson, pre ent at Originally filed , malllt3111ed aftir­ Flrst wa fir t registered with has "held the following posltiClns positions while also directing the club his intention to run for nominated him as the club's as independent candidate for Muir Tue day's oral arguments, said mauve action i crucial to higher ludent Organizations & in Srudents First!," going on to list attention to their respective slates A.S . presidency. Following Kevin pick up your complimentary, premiere issue oP "Warren Freshman & ophomore sophomore senator and who includ­ affirmative action is necessary to ed ucation. BREAK LeadershIp Opportunrties In the positions of "Warren on campus. Hsu' announcement, Palisoul est' 101766O-o&O magazine at; your local st;a t;ravel bronch. Senator" for lack of Warren Stu­ ed the position in his candidate state­ fix a deep-seated problem. "There is sti ll a great deal to 1998, but was not re-registered Freshman & Sophomore Senalor," "I'm going to both focus on my announced that each of tI,ese posi­ until January 2003. S.O.L.O. "[nternal Committee," "Chairman tions needed to be created, and dents in the club. menL A 1m po ition, "Sixth College "There are 900,000 black men do to reali ze the goal of hi gher www.statravel.com clubs must be re-registered every they were sub equently voted on "We come up with positions Freshman enator," was accepted by in jail today and 6,000 in college," education," Bollinger aid. 'lie; "t4TRAVEL I year, but can be revived by any See STUDENTS FIRST. Page 7 See ELECTION. Page 7 and passed by the club's member every day, " Palisoul said. "Someone Ben Yang, who is mrming as inde­ Jackson said. "Our numbers in T he decisions from the onllnl on T"I ~"onl on T"I /Tllln in attendance, and accepted by says, 'Phil, I've got th is great posi­ pendent for Sixth College sopho­ the prisons represent a ystemic upreme Court are expected to Kevin Ilsu. tion idea.' I say, 'What is it?' They more senator. problem." be announced in June or July. In the GUARDIAN ADS

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Through the neath the hood of these expen­ Community Center that brought Barlow and John Davis, makes ences between American and likely to . ncite fre nzy is Memory give San Diego some of their tion I making all attempts to pre­ epic songs, "Two Ladies," "Money" sive autos. The exhibit runs The pains of middle age that you the Jewish Film Festival earlier lovely urban pop with computer­ Arab coverage of the war; the H o I e , good old-fasnioned jazz. The sent the happenings on both sides and "I Don't Care Much," the emcee th rough May 26. Admission is now face the Vietnam era is the this year is now delivering the ized and live drums. Experience article states that Americans see http://www.thtmrmoryholr.orglindt group's ImproVIsatIOnal funk has of an argument. But few, if any, evolves to represent the struggle and $7. For more information call theme of the play, "Loves and fourth annual "Celebrating them for yourself. 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Subscribe at www.ucsdguardian.org THURSDAY, APRIL 3, Z003 THE UCSD GUARDIAN SPORTS 15 14 .PORTS THE U 0 GUARDIAN THURSDAY, APRIL), 2(0) ... Baseball: Tritons take three Triton track speeds by competition Tritons swim in Division II nationals Tennis: UCSD trails Cal Poly of four from Sonoma State 20 UCSD athletes represent team at meet Pomona for first in CCAA Both Triton teams take first in regional meet continued from page 16 peted in the annual Xenia coruinued from page ,6 In the four-game series, the By EVA HOFFMAN Salisbury, whose time of 1:08.34 McGihon termed "the most straight title, with Claremonr­ Anastasiadou Memorial Tournament they put up three runs on four TritOn scored 22 total runs and earned her a 16th-place finish . exciting relay I've ever gotten to Mudd-Scripps. at Pomona, Calif., in April; however, By MICHAEL SCHOECK An All -American, Sung's time in Staff Writer hits. stole 20 bases. all-time posItion with her triple Senior Jennifer Watanabe witness." Going into the race, UCSD is ranked second in the the team traveled to Pensacola, Fla., the 1,5OO-meter nee, a red-hot Burton went 2-for-3 in the "We were successful because Staff Writer jump of 36'9.75". The UCSD swimming teams attained All-American standing UCSD had fewer points than California Collegiate Athletic for the University of West Florida game with three stolen bases. we excelled in the four aspects of 4:33 .50, wowed spectators; her Consistently strong perfor­ sent 20 men and women to the in four individual events and two Association and 13th nationally. Tournament, which began on April 3 By the time the dust cleared off West Chester, but the team of Hernandez and Miller also con­ the game that we emphasize: We time was not only NCAA provi­ mances were also made by thrower National Collegiate Athletic relays. She came in second in the Their official record is 13 -2 overall and will continue through April 5. the field, the UCSD men's and Delurgio, Miller, Wong and tributed two hit apiece in the pitched, played defense, swung sional qualifying, but also the No. 2 Sagrario Hernandez and jumper Association Division National 200 backstroke (2:01.84), third in and 7-1 against other CCAA teams. CCAA Rivals Cal Poly and CCAA women's track and field teams had n Watanabe (3 :29.19) came in nightcap. the bat an d ran the bases very all-time performance at UCSD. Kendra Canape, among others. Championships at the University Rival Cal Poly Pomona holds the top fifth-ranked CSU Los Angeles will come to recognize their growth, both the 100 baclc.stroke (57.03) third, two places ahead of West UCSD dropped the fourth well," O'Brien said. "We want to Sung surged ahead of Division I The men's team also made of North Dakota in Grand spot with an overall record of 13-1 participate in the Xenia with victories against several tough and the 400 individual medley Chester's team, pulling the game of the series to onoma 2-\' be better than the other team in runners from SDSU and USD, progress, particularly in the sprints, Forks, on March 12 through and 7-0 in the CCM conference. Tournament. The Tritons will fini sh competitors in the San Diego State (4:28.08), and ninth in the 200 UCSD team into a tie for third Triton freshman pitcher Justin tho e four areas and if we are, we among others, and finished only long distance races and throws. March The UCSD women They lost their first game on March the regular season in the following Aztec Invitational and the UCSD IS. individual medley (2 :06.74). place for the championship. Suarez got his first collegiate start are ucces ful." behind Genevieve Ermeling This was despite the fact that the earned 365.5 points to tie for 26 against Hawaii-Hilo. There is not home game, a second against Point Spring Break Challenge. Sophie Levy had a surpris­ Although the UCSD men in game four and gave up ju t two With the three victories (4:33.44) of Puro Pro, a club team. "team was a little tired from finals, third place with West Chester, a lot of pressure from Grand Loma Nazarene, which will take The San Diego State Aztec ingly strong showing for a only sent six swimmers to the hits in six innings pitched. against Sonoma, UCSD improves Following her lead was Sung's and only three-fourths of the team bettering last year's fourth-place Canyon, who holds the third spot place April 14. UCSD will begin to Invitational was highlighted by sev­ freshman. Beating older, more meet, the qualifiers showed O'Brien was extremely pleased to 16- in the CCAA and 22-14 sophomore teammate Lindsay was entered," Salerno said. finish. The UCSD men dropped with a CCM record of 4-2 . compete in the CCM eral school record-breaking and experienced swimmers, she strong team effort as all six with the performances of his overall, due to a win over Stalker, who took sixth (4:47.88). Freshmen sprinting teammates one place from last year's perfor­ Traditionally, UCSD has com- Championship in Davis on April 18. NCAA provisional qualifying per­ placed fourth in the 1,650 scored points for their team. young pitchers. Concordia 8-1 on March 26 and a "Solid performances were made C). Lawrence and Jon Patton ran mance, finishing in 14th place formances for the Tritons, who freestyle (17 .24.59), 5th in the Sophomore Michael Baier "It is great when you are suc­ loss to Vanguard 7-6 on April \. in the distance events, especially in side-by-side, securing the ninth with 96 points. 500 freestyle (5 :02.78), sixth in placed eighth in the 400 individ­ dominated a number of Division I cessful and three out of your four The conference victorie pro­ the 1,5005," Salerno said. and lOth positions in their 200- For the third year in a row, ual medley (4:05.56), and 12th schools along the way. the 1,000 freestyle (10.25 .25) starters are freshman," he said. pel the Tritons into first place in Vu is another athlete whose meter dash heat, clocking in at the Truman State women were and 16th in the 200 freestyle in both the 200 individual med ­ "There was a pretty broad range "Having young pitchers who the CCAA. The 24th-ranked exhibition, though ranked seventh 22 .64 and 22 .67, respectively. national champions and the (1 :56.51). ley (I :54.07) and the 200 breast­ of competition, with over 1,000 throw well is important for this Tritons are now a game ahead of at the meet, captured the No. 2 all­ Freshman Matt Horner finished Drury women were runners-up. Sophomore Frances Tran stroke (2 :07 .91). Another entries," said UCSD head coach club right now and also for the the Seawolves in the league. time performance at UCSD, and ninth with a time of 50.62 in the On the men's side, the Drury sophomore, Brett Going, came Tony Salerno. swam the 200 butterfly in future of the program." "The wins were very impor­ whose jump in the women's pole 4OO-meter race. swimmers were the champions. 2 :06.89, earning her fifth place. in 9th in the 100 breaststroke This meet was underscored Tyler Smith (1-2) pitched 2.1 tant," O'Brien aid. "But what vault of II '5" was a NCAA qualify­ Long distance races were tud­ Sophomore Rosanna (57.55) and 13 th in the 200 with potent performances by She also competed in the 100 innings, picking up the loss for was more important though was ing performance as well. ded with strong Triton perfor­ Delurgio shone among the seniors Jackie Vu in the pole vault backstroke (59.77) and the 200 breaststroke. UCSD. that our guys went up and played The jumpers were also stand­ mances. The 1,5OO-meter race saw UCSD women, winning both and Audrey Sung in the 1,500- backstroke (2 : 11.04), getting a Senior Dagart Allison UCSD scored its first and very well. They didn't focus on outs, with high jumper Briana junior John Morrison and senior the 100- and 2oo-yard breast­ meter race, both of whom strove to 17th place and a 16th place, earned 13th place in both the only run of the game in the top of who they were playing. They just Hinga's 5'2" jump talcing UCSD's Dave Dunbar nab the sixth and stroke. Her times of I :02 .38 and respectively. Fellow sophomore make a lasting impact at UCSD, 200 freestyle (1 :41.47) and the the fifth . played solid baseball." No. 10 all-time ranking, and 2:15 .84, respectively, broke her and delivered. Christine Hyjek had a ninth­ 1000 freestyle (16:17.91). He Without a run through eight UCSD squares off against San Kaylin Siever capturing the No. 8 See TRACK. Page 13 own NCAA records set at the place finish in the 400 individual also came in 16th in the 1,650 and a half innings, Sonoma State Francisco State at Triton Baseball Pacific Collegiate Swim medley (4:33.47), as well as a fteestyle (16.17.91) and 19th in was able to score two runs in the Field in a four-game series begin­ Conference Championships in 13th place in the 200 individual the 500 freestyle (4:38.00). 1n final inning of the game to clinch ning at 2:30 pm on April 4 and February. She also earned lOth medley (2 :08 .76) and a 17th the 1,650 freestyle, sophomore their first victory of the series. concluding on April 6. place in the 50 freestyle with a place in the 1,650 free Matt Rogers trailed Allison, Water polo: Tritons look ahead to Davis time of 24.09 seconds. (17.56.85). coming in 20th in a time of Junior Denise Bogard The relay events contributed 16:34.44. continued from page r 6 recover from four Aussie goals in the second period, strengthened UCSD's showing greatly to the UCSD women's Rob Small, a sophomore, fin­ Tritons With four goals, including the game-winner and dropped a 7-4 decision. in the breaststroke events by point total. The 400 medley ished 14th in the 100 breast­ Fencing: UCSD's Runyan late in the third quarter. UCSD survived a last­ With big games against UC Davis and CSU earning fourth place in the 100 relay team, consisting of stroke with a time of 58.53 and minute scare from the Lancers before the buzzer Bakersfield on April 5, the Tritons hope to patch up breaststroke (I :04.76) and Watanabe, Delurgio, freshman 19th in the 200 breaststroke went off to seal the deal. some of the leaky quarters that have been plaguing eighth in the 200 breaststroke Sarah Grant and senior with a time of 2: I 0.26. Rogers, takes 18th place at nationals Against Long Beach State, the Tritons outplayed some of their games. (2 :22.81). In the 100 breast­ Samantha Wong, won a silver sophomore Brady Gosling, the 4gers during quarters one, two and four; but the "These [conference] games are important," said stroke, Bogard was followed by medal in a time of 3:49.72 . The Baier and Allison swam the Rebecca Drexle,/Cuordian file conunued from page 16 and scored on everyone she faced . four goals given up by UCSD in the third proved to UCSD head coach Larry Sanders. "It's time to fine­ sophomore Katie Miller, who last event of the four-day meet men's 500 freestyle relay and to defeat the fencer who eventu­ I think the experience was a very be decisive in the 8-6 loss. The Tritons remained a rune our game and play up to the level we need to be swam to 15th place with a time was the 400 freestyle relay, A SIII.shine success: The UCSD women's tennis team IS ranked second In the ally finished in second place. positive one for her," Lee said. goal behind in the fourth, but could not find the 3r." of 1:07.86, and freshman Louisa which head coach Scott See SWIMMING. Page '4 (eM conference with a record of 7-1. The (eM championship IS April t81n DaVIS. "J eremy IS very gifted and very The Tritons are a young team equalizer before LBSU put the game away with 32 fast, there is a strong chance of with II of their I starters being seconds lefr. Tucker led the UCSD coring drive with him bemg an AlJ-Amencan next fre hman. Regardless, they till two goals. vea r," Lee said. managed to place second in con­ Before the day was up, the Tnton would have to . MUIr didn't fare as well, firush- ference. Lee views thIS as a play catch-up again; this time falling behind to 109 last among the women at rebUIlding year and IS loolung Hawaii 5- 1 at halftime and fini shing with a heart­ nationals, but she still managed to forward to more expenence next breaki ng 8-6 loss. De pite coming up with three goals fimsh "'Ith multiple Vlctone~. year, a well as some prOlnising to cut the Rainbow Wahine lead to one, the Tmons "Lauren fenced above her level, recrUIts. had deja vu when they were aga in unable to come up with the tying goal before the game was sealed by a late Hawaii goal. UCS D's high-octane ga me sprung back to life for Read stories on the Triton golf team in the the March 29 match against Santa Cruz. Aher the Banana Slugs took their only lead of the sea. on UC SAN DIEGO Coyote Classic and Aggie Invitational and against the Tritons early in the second period, UCSD softball against Hawaii-Hilo at pm up eIght unanswered goals to take a big victory FRIDAY, APRIL 4 • 7:00pm • RIMAe Arena over UC C, 10-2 . The Tritons finished out the tournament with two www.ucsdguardian.org ga mes agalllS t Canada and Australia; neither count mgroward UC D's record, but prOVIding good com­ petition. UCSD ca me back from two goals down and Tyler Huff/GuordlOn MEN'S VOLLEYBALL held on until the final possessIOn to defeat Canada 9- A lob pass: The Tntons trekked to the ISland of Oahu over . Agalllst Australia, however, the Tritons failed to spong break 10 get tuned up for ronference games on Apnl 5.

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