.•«*tr:..'i aiDegcbolastic DISCE- QUASI- SEMPER- VICTURVS- VIVE - QUASI- CRAS- MORITVRVS Entered as Second Class Mail Matter Published Every Saturday During the School Year. Vol. LV. FOOTBALL NUMBER, 1921 No. 13 They live right, they have a good coach TURNING IN THE SUITS—A BRIEF and they like each other. They are big kids REVIEW OF THE SEASON. who like to play football and Rockne teaches FRANK WALLACE. them how to play it correctly. They pass because it is easier than to buck a line. They NOTHER football season has passed have beef—speed—^brains—^and intellect. —another year has gone^a year And while others look upon the game as a in which the boys of the land and highly complicated affair that requires men the coaches of the land and the and coaches—^Rockne and his gang go out on educators of the land have enjoyed their .Cartier field for a little fun every night and yearly virtuous spree of sport. It is over then go out and upset the world. now—and who sits upon yonder throne se­ rene and proud? Gosh—'tis our own Notre SEPT. 24—NOTRE DAME 56; KALAMAZOO 0. Dame. Chet Wynne lost no time in disclosing his Can you beat it? intentions toward the season by returning Each fall we watch them drop in from the first ball pitched by the Kazooks through Norton, Kas., and here and there in Iowa— the entire opposing team for 80 yards and a just ordinary looking chaps who have picked touchdown. Buck Shaw made the occasion Notre Dame in preference to bigger schools truly historic by chalking up' the first goal —even as you and I. They go out on Cartier of his season's mark of forty. Danny field where an ordinary-looking person Coughiin turned in a 35 yard run which was named Rockne takes them in charge and con­ converted intb a touchdown by Thomas. Mo- vinces the surrounding blades of grass that hardt, Lieb and Coughiin circled the ends this gang is terrible. They go out and for long gains and Wynne made tJie next smash and bang and slice and crash and run score. De;§ch and Wynne ploughed through and pass for a few months—^when lo, and for big gains and Thomas sneaked through behold—once more we find them sitting on once more. Gus Desch came back strong the world—^the toast of Broadway—and of and scored, on a straight dash of 15 yards. Hughie Fullerton. The second team went in and Rease chalked Just a scrubby-looking crowd who move up another marker. around the campus and come late for class— In the second half the first string went in even as you and I; just an ornery-looking orce more and Johnny Mohardt scored two gang that can yell and bellow in the trees touchdowns after runs of 30 and 40 yards. or loll in their subway beds—even as you or Mohardt shot the first of t^e Notre Dame whoever else's prefect will permit: Just an passes which were to become famous and inquisitive crowd that are always snooping Capt. Eddie made a pretty catch for a 35 around the telegraph offices with a "what's yard gain. The third team went in and the the dope on the game"—even as you and I. game slowed up considerable after which a This, my friends; the country has conie to rain began to fall and everybody was g^ad . this. How do they do it—these Lochinvars when the session was over. Every man oh who annually^ steal the Soldiers' bride—these the team starred witii Mohardt, Desch and Cinderellas who win the favor of the public Wynne dividing honors. It was a wonderful from their conference step-sisters who are start and everybody was pepped up for a all bedecked with pretty press notices? bigsieason. ^ 206 '^& Hocre dome dchdascic

E. ANDERSON—KANE—SEYFRIT—DEGREE—REASE OCT. 1—NOTRE DAME 56; DEPAUW 10. Kansas cyclone for a run of 60 yards through Depauw came entirely surrounded by mys­ the mystery team. A pass from Mohardt tery—and Rockne's men took the mist from to Kiley, a run by Johnny and Chet went ovei* the mystery in a big hurry. Mohardt was again. A bit later Gus Desch dashed madly the big star of the game with Wynne and for 65 yards and another score and Johnny Desch continuing to figure very strongly in Mohardt added another touchdown on a 35 the scoring. Danny Coughlin took a shoe yard run. in the head on the third play and was carried At the beginning of the second half Johnny from the field. Mohardt intercepted a pass and did a Paul Depauw had a game team and later de­ Revere for 70 yards and a touchdown. Later veloped into a powerful secondary outfit but Johnny passed 35 to Rodge and the long end except for a few moments in the early part completed the first Mohardt to Kiley play of the game and in the final quarter when which was to make the Army look sick a few Rockne's third string was performing, the weeks later. Rock sent the second and then Tigers were not so good. Clark took a the third team into the game and we made blocked kick and ran 70 yards through a one more touchdown when Lieb passed to clear field for a touchdown and Bloodgood Seyfrit. kicked a field goal for the enemy's 10 points, all of which came in the final quarter. OCT. 8—IOWA 10; NOTRE DAME 7. Johnny Mohardt started the fireworks for Full of pep and confidence Rockne took his Notre Dame hy tearing off 25. Thomas made gridders to Iowa City the following week and the touchdown. Chet Wynne came to vi­ encountered a spirit of depression in the brant life a moment later and tore like a Hawkeye City. The western team's support-

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COUGHLIN—McDERMOTT—SMITH—DESCH—GILLIGAN—SHAUGHNESY ers expected a 14-0 defeat and told it out who ran it 40 yards to mid-field. The boys loud; Then when the game began Aubrey started all over again and Johnny passed 20 Devine and Locke plunged our line and ran to Rodge who ran it 30 yards for a touch­ the end for a touchdown. The line held bet­ down. That was all of the scoring. Just ter after the next kickoff and A. Devine before the second half ended Mohardt shot booted the field goal which meant everything three consecutive passes to Kiley, Grant and to Notre Dame and Iowa throughout the rest Kiley, which were good for 70 yards. Iowa of the season and we don't know how many was flustered but the whistle saved them. years to come. Iowa threatened again in the second half The backs came back strong. Mohardt following an intercepted pass by Devine, and circled right end for the longest run from ran to the local 6 yard line where the line running formation of the game—18 yards— held. We took the ball back* to our own 28 and 'Danny Cpughlin and Wynne added good yard line from where Paul Castner made his gains. • Everything was going lovely when first appearance of the season and'punted 70 the referee penalized us 15 and broke up the yards. Iowa was on the defensive through­ march. out the ]'emainder of the game. Grant and Steady gains by Mohardt, Chet and Panny Coughlir and Lieb ran the ball to the Iowa took the ball to the Iowa 25 yard line, as the 8 yard line as the quarter ended. Iowa took Quarter ended and Johnny passed to Eddie the ball on downs at the beginning of the who was downed on the-Iowa 5 yard line. fourth quarter but was completely stopped In three downs we didn't take it past the one- from gaining. Castner missed a 50 yard try yard line and the last attempt, a pass, was for a field goal by 5 yards. Iowa punted to intercepted back of the goal line by Locke midfield and passes by Mohardt to Kiley and ^':'r^mm^^m''w£-Am:s.

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WALSH—THOMAS—CAMERON—MIXON—MILI,ER—MURPHY Anderson returned the ball again to the frequently enough in the first half to hand Hawkeye 14 yard mark. Belding intercepted us 30 points and Paul Castner added his sec­ a pass and once more the ball' went to mid- ond field goal of the day in the~next period field from where Desch ran the ball back for the total of 33. Castner's long-distance and Belding intercepted another pass. Notre punting featured the game while Hunk An­ Dame threatened again when Kiley blocked derson tore through for two fumbles and a kick and ran with the ball to the 25 yard touchdowns. Buck Shaw began to be recog­ line where Devine caught him by one leg. nized as the real hum-dinger of the line, Ed­ Castner gained and Mohardt passed to Eddie die and Rodger recovered fumbles and John­ who took the ball once more to the 8 yard ny Mohardt continued his steady work. line. On the fourth down another pass was Frank Seyfrit blocked two kicks in succes­ intercepted. Notre Dame made another game sion. The local passing game was not try when Castner took a pass from the 50 brought into play at all—^much to the disap­ yard line to the 17 yard line as the game was pointment of Steve Henegan, sport writer over. Notre Dame gained more than two for the Indianapolis Star. Walter Eckersall yards to one of Iowa and had the better of refereed the game but Rockne was not put­ all the statistics except the score. Which ting out anything because of the fact that team looks like Western champs? Indiana was 'present with note-books. Hunk and Mohardt made two touchdown each and OCT. 15—NOTRE DAME 33; PURDUE 0. Castner kicked twp field goals. The second The boiling of the Boilermakers was half developed a Purdue spurt but the game rather a tame affair in comparison with the was one of the least interesting on the sensational battle at Iowa. Purdue erred schedule.

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HIGI—FLTNN—BYRiNE—DOOLEY—MAHER—MAGEVNEY afternoon. He backed both sides of the line OCT. 22—NOTRE DAME 7; NEBRASkA 0. and went down under punts with the speed Nebraska and Home-coming furnished of an end. He broke through and had the plenty of excitement for the hardest-fought Huskers stopped before they could thirk of game ever staged at Cartier field. The Notre starting. This heavy crew, which later Dame passing was stopped but the running shoved the Pitt Panthers all. over Forbes attack proved sufficient to win while the local field, was powerless before the speed and line—^with Buck Shaw playing like a man agility of the Notre Dame forwards. Eddie fi-om a football factory—held the heavier Anderson swung the current of the game at Comhuskers to two downs and kept them two points by recovering fumbles. Johnny away from the local goal. Chet Wynne, Ed­ Mohardt gained consistently off-tackle and die Anderson and Johnny Mohardt were the darted through the hole which Buck and Ed­ other big stars of the game although every die made for the only score of the game. man on the line played wonderful ball with There was no doubt as to which w^as the bet­ Hunk and Hector going especially strong. ter team. A crowd of 13,000, a new record Chet Wynne showed the fire of a madman and for Cartier field, witnessed the game under it was his spirit which kept the wishbones perfect weather conditions. of the linemen crowding their heavy oppon­ ents. The game was not spectacular but it OCT 29—NOTRE DAME 28; INDIANA 7. was exceptionally hard-fought—^the bruising The student body made the trip to Indian­ type of the old-style in which Notre Dame apolis and contentedly marched through the does not often indulge. rain before and after Eddie Anderson and Buck Shaw was the bright star of the his crew had walloped the Crimson to a

KELLY—LARSON—SHAW—LOGAN—BERGMAN—KIEEY 210 'SRe Nocre 6cnneSdK3k»incr queen's taste for their audacious attempt of some excelled all previous efforts and the sun the year before. The band led parades ga­ went down upon one of the biggest days in lore that day and not even the continual the football history of Notre Dame. The rain and cool weather could dampen the''ar­ game converted New York sport writers and dor of triumphant.US.,. brought them worshipping to the shrine at The first half resembled a real ball game. the Pplp Grounds a few days later when Rockne sent Lieb, Walsh, Phelan and.Thomas Rockne's men lopsed their windy play 'neath four rollicking sailors into the sea of imidl/ th^fampd .Coogari-Heights. " ^The combined After the waves had calmed down: a bit-he/ effect :pt the two^ gai^fies practically obliter­ furloijghedthe original quartet and watch^. ated ithe effecits- of the Iowa .game and Johnny Mohardt and Danny Coiighlin riish /brought forth the spectacle of a defeated the ball for the first touchdown. A fiinibled team being.ranked^as,the nation's best while punt a:nd. some ^strenupus line^pluriging by: .-fiye. undefeated aggregations were ~ crowded Kyle tied the count at the end of the half down the list. and Indiana rooters were quite excited. The Notre Dame line held the Army with­ Due to the efforts of Danny Coughlin the out gain on the first two downs and the hand­ game became a parade in the second half. writing appealed on the wall when Eddie re­ Danny ran, and tackled and recovered fum­ covered a fumble on the Army 20. Castner bles—^what didn't that boy do that day—^and missed a field goal and a few plays later'the he did it all out in the open. Rock had his same circumstances led to an attempted usual three teams in the game before it was Army goal which Eddie blocked and recov­ completed. ered. The first quarter continued on this Mohardt drove off-tackle consistently^, and sort of exchanges. In the second period tossed the first six passes to Rodge and Ed­ Buck missed an attempt at place kick but die without a flivver. Hec Garvey and Buck Hec Garvey recovered a fumble in mid-field Shaw stood on either side of the line as liv­ and Johnny \)assed to Rodge for the first ing exemplars of Marshal Joffre's famous re­ marker. Chet.W3mne was the healthy lad bn mark.* Chet Grant struck his stride and the next scpre., He ran the kickoff back to Young Dutch slipped the:first fire into the the 48 yard line. Dan Coiighlin clicked 30 periodically returning Bergman comet. yards on a forward aiid while the Soldiers covered Kiley, Chet Wynne slipped out to NOV. 5—^NOTRE DAME 28; VSTEST POINT. 0. left end and took a pass for '40 yards and a The simple announcement of the score touchdown. foregoing caused more genuine surprise to Late in the second half Hunk prepared the local adherents than any other single event way by recovering. a fumble. Mohardt, of the season with the exception of the Iowa Coughlin and Wynne.ran the ball to the 18 contest. To the, public at large it brought a yard line but penalties returned it 20 yards tlirill and to certain sections of the el^ and Johnny dropped two passes in Rbdge's east the thrill gave way to chill. As a point­ lingers for another counter. Mbhardt ran er to the supremacy of west over east^ an -in--^ 4)aGk the kickoff .45 yards and Wynne did dicator of the general class of Rockne's men . some sensational plunging to the 20 yard and a suggestion that the Iowa game mi^t line from where Johnny skirted the end for well bear close attention to. the actual play thCc final counter. -^ apart from the score, the ^ame at West JPoint •^e work of ther.local line can be esti- carried a ^werful kick.' - ^^^ mi^e(^ when it is pa^e knpwn that the. Army -The team was workii^^smoothl}^>^It hit made but pnp.;i^^ scrimmage aiid the high spots swiftly^ and siuieSy;^tjiaied one <^n sjijlMiss.; No use ,tb pick 'em outtr-^that ^nd coi^uinmated its 'daring.:' -It .^V^ed> kiiid 0i^y: ni«aiis :that everyphe; was in fliat rar^ and nicNst .desjured;^9J^;^ja^lB^c: there ^th both feet. -; ^^^ V; sights^ ch^inpipnMt^^^^ displaying all tiic^-li^u^ul: ]^rm^/1^^ and precision tiiat m^es one organization l^e boys imbibed of some noble hospital superior to "another. Eveiy man starred, ity provided by Messrs. Byrne and McDon-

-! MX&S^^^M?^x. 'Slie Nocre dame Scholottkr 211.' aid and became the toast of. the gay old city with the tally that made it 48-0. "Not.bad» of New York. Surfeited with theatrical per­ baby," was Danny Sullivan's terse remark. formances, they put on a passing show of The remaining games of the. season were, their own against the boys from the Raritan. taken on the down grade. Haskell, Mar­ It so happened that all of the blase sport quette and Michigan Aggies were nice quiet writers, of the metropolis were there looking fellers, principally, although both the Indians for a thrill—and if you think they did not and Marquette scored on us. get it consult Hugh Full'erton's dissertation NOV. 12—NOTRE DAME 42; HASKELL 7. on miracle backs, etc., etc. Paul Castner cop­ ped the major honors by kicking field goals When scalps were counted we had six and from the 42 and 4t yard lines, punting well they had one—the massacres of other days and making two touchdowns. Mohardt's upon ihese plains of Notre Dame' had been passing set the pencil boys on their ears avenged. Pauf Castner swung his left- while Kiley's receiving had them gasping for handed hatchet for three touchdowns, Eari air. Gus Desch caused eye strain to those Walsh put the Indiana sign on two moi'e and in the stands who attempted to follow the Scout Desch tracked like a frightened deer speed of his wild flights—speed which one for another. (There were no bobtleggefrs in critic compared to that of a frightened boot­ the old days.) legger. Shaw, and Hec and Hunk and A Cherokee named Levi and another Cher­ Wynne and Kiley and Castner and Dooley okee of the genus WofFord got rambunctious and Eddie and Johnny made somebody's all- in the last period and passed for 65 yards in American that day while Harry Mehre got -5 attempts through our thijd string. They his picture in Charlie Brickley's cartoon be­ began to war-whooping it up but "Coach Hal- cause of the funny one-handed pass he as sent the first string into the battle and made. They were tickled to death to meet it became an Indian of another color. us and then took us apart to see what made NOV. 19—NOTRE DAME 21; MARQUETTE 7. us tick so regularly. It makes us mad—but It was the Irish against the Irish and the think of what it does to Iowa! cold and snow against all of them at Milwau­ Castner got going on the first play and kee but Rockne's crew proved their ability registered a 35 yard run for a touchdown. to handle the,snow balls by plowing through Wynne repeated with 35 for another marker for three touchdowns. Johnny Mohardt was in the next two minutes. Castner dropped the KingrBozo wiil^ Eddie Anderson shining. one over the crossbar from the 42 yard mark. as a Ipluke: Johnny tore off two long runs of In the second quarter the Raritan lads stop­ 35 and 40 yards while Eddie took a pass from ped our pass attack for a moment and Cast­ Johnny and cleaned up for 50 yards and ner dropped- another in the basket—^this another marker. Hunk Anderson's hand was time from the 47 yard line—^aft{er which not quicker than the. referee's eye and the Grantland Rice faiiited. Just to keep in husky guard left the game shortly after sev- shape. Mohardt passed to Kiley for 25 and eral Marquetters had jumped' heavily on another marker as the half ended. little Chet Grant who was out of bounds at At the beginning of the second half Chet the time. Several of the boys appeared to Wynne completed one of the prettiest plays like the town. ... of the season when he made a diving recov­ ery of a long pass from'Mohardt. We need­ THANKSGIVING DAY, NOV.. 24—NOTRE DAME ed just 8 morier yards so Johnny shot it to 48; AGGIES 6. Eddie for the score. Dan Coughlinrmade a .This is the game by. which Cullen Cain, beautiful run through the entire: Rutgers poetical sport writer of the Philadelphia team for 45 yards but was injured and Desch Public Ledger, attempted to prove that Notre who went in, began a punctuated Marathon Dame was not so good. Some how, Mr. Cain which took.the ball to the 2 yard line from read the score 4-Q >and inunediately thought where Castner went over. Laeb and Phelan Aggies not bad—-Notre Dame not sa good-^. worked the ball down on the next>offensive Harvard, Yale aud Princeton peachy. ~ and Gus went towards Newark and homefires Once again was Johnny Mohardt the star. 212 lefie Nocre borne Sdhdasvic

Going into the game with a broken nose the as one of the five leading coaches in the coun­ peppery half-back made three touchdowns try. We at Notre Dame have still more by his best running of the year and passed advanced ideas on that subject but we'll let nore than 130 yards to Rodge and Eddie— Rock prove them himself when he starts next all of this in less than half a game. Hariy season with a freshman outfit. IJehre finished his career in a blaze by doing a Single-G down the track for 65 yards and Touch- Field Goals after a touchf.own after the interception of a pass. Player downs Goals Touchdown Total Paul Castner ticked off 65 yards after re- Mohardt 12 __ .-__ 72 ceivmg a kickoff and added other material Wynne 9 __ _ 54 gains. Wynne tallied in the first half fol­ Castner 6 4 __ 48 lowing his steady plunging and Earl Walsh, Shaw __ __ 38 38 Kiley _^ r__ 5 __ __ 30 Gus Desch, and Dutch Bergman completed Desch 5 30 the rout. Capt. Anderson, Kiley, Mohardt, Walsh 3 _- — • ' 18 Hunk Anderson, Shaw, Wynne, Phelan, Thomas . ^ 3 _ — 18 Walsh, Coughlin, Carberry, Mehre and Grant E. Andiei-son 2 . 12 . completed their careers. Coughlin 2 __<^ __ 12 H. Anderson 2 __ __ 12 A Princeton coach and Dr. Bull, the Yale Voss __ __• 7 . 7 trainer, were in the stands-^students of the Rease 1 6 game come to learn from Old Man Rockne— Seyfrit 1 __ . __ 6 not bad, not bad at all—which is about the Mehre 1 6 best and most significant ending we can give Lieb » __ __ 2 2 Safety ______2 to our season's review. The following statistics show that Johnny Mohardt was the high scorer of the team WALTER HALAS . and that Buck Shaw made a record in goal kicks which may stand forth for the season— ASSISTANT COACH. ^ 38 of a possible 40. Rodge Kiley didn't muff For two years Walter Halas has done a pass all season and Hunk Anderson made much to help "Rock" develop championship two touchdowns in three minutes against football teams at Notre Dame. He came Purdue—a possible record for a guard. Chet here from Davenport in 1920 to coach W^ynne's opening run of the season for 80 basketball and baseball, but his experience yards was the longest on record. Mohardt with football has made him a valuable as­ kicked in v^ith a 70, Mehre, Castner and sistant to Rockne. He knows the game from Desch for 65 while Mohardt, Wynne, Desch, goal to goal, has the ability of showing play­ Eddie Anderson, Kiley, Coughlin contributed ers how a thing ought to be done, and has 50 yard sprints in numbers. Eddie Ander­ no trouble deciphering strange plays. This son, Hunk and Hector recovered the most last was put to good use when Mr. Halas fumbles. Mohardt passed over 1150 yards made trips into enemy camps. When he re­ and Mohardt to Kiley became famous as a turned and compared notes with Bariy Hol- passing batterj^ Paul Castner kicked a 47 ton, it was not long until the Freshman team yard drop kick. Eddie Anderson made Eck- was making the Varsity battle ^for every ersall's all-American and Mohardt and Eddie inch in scrimmage practice. Last spring Mr. made his all-Western. Eddie, Rodge, Mo­ Halas could not devote much time to helping hardt, Hunk, Buck, Wynne, Dooley and Cast­ along the Spring practice, as he was a very ner, made all-American teams of various au­ busy man developing a baseball team. At thorities—a remarkable record which spells present he may be found in the gym every the story of the season's success. afternoon picking material for a basketball We can't forget Rockne-^Northwestern team which he claims is going to be the best refuses to let ijs do that. Everybody con-r ever at Notre Dame. In all forms of sport, cedes everything we might say about Rockne Mr. Halas is an enthusiastic coach; his en­ as a coach—^and he made the all-American thusiasm is of the contagious kind, and that himself this year when he was recognized is why he can train successful teams,

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A SMALL WESTERN TEAM—BY EDWIN MURPHY It had been my intention to celebrate a tumbling act must be mastered by the young Pan America team. The obvious superiority meteors before the team can get on its feet; of ths West over the East made it apparent it ought to be able to hold up and hand on after that. Selections follow one another hereafter in rapid fire.

FULLBACK. Kid Eichenlaub was chosen because of his toddling ability; he ought to waltz straight through any line. He has a dangerous toe which he uses to advantage against all comers. Kid "Eich" can keep on his feet bet­ ter than most of his contemporaries, and is all together a cute rascal on ^nd off the field. HALFBACKS. JOE PLISKA, JK. EAY EICHENLAUB, JR. Babe Barry and Red Miller constitute a carting backfield tandem.. Miller can pass however, that a Small Western selection would include the bast in the game. Possibly from one end of the field to the other with there are better players in the East, but the the utmost ease, while Barry can stick a best are found this side of Pittsburgh. finger in anybody's eye. Together they are The first requisite of a Small Western can­ the most mischievous imps in the game. didate is amateur standing. The second ama­ QUARTERBACK. teur sitting. Nobody will doubt the ama­ Dorais was my unanimous choice as pilot. teur standing of the selection that is amassed Ha has a head on him, that lad. It is quite herein. The average sitting of the team is evident to' anybody, although the wisp of hair better than had been expected, but big and is not. He is hard to hold, and has a reputa­ small it is decidedly amateurish. A soporific tion for wriggling out of difficult places. investigation failed to reveal evidence indi­ ENDS. cating that any of the team ever slept for money. Rockne, the miracle baby, is my scintillant The bevy of babies that constitute the SCHOLASTIC'S Small Western all happen to be Irish either by birth or birthright. In fact the last three football seasons have seen some remarkable material developed. It is merely a matter of time before it will be whipped into shape. Already the whipping process has efiiected notable results. In preparing the Small Western. I gave much attention to the crying wants of the candidates, particularly in the way of sugar and castoria. While such crying ability does not need to be heralded locally, the pub­ lic at large hears little of what goes on on Mars. Tii8 team is unusually light. It is also young and inexperienced. A thorough course of training will eventually develop a line, however, that can get by anywhere. The CHARLIE DORIAS, JR. 214 'Sfte Nocre domeSdKjkigcic

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ence is expected. He can catch passes, • measles, or flies with equal facility. TACKLES. Dutch Bergman F and Sam Dolan Jr. are aggressive and ambitious tackles. Berg­ man F will take a chance at anything that does not bite him first. He is a clever tickler, and always gets his man low, about the toes. BIG" BERGMAN, JR. Great things are expected of Dolan Jr. His name would gi'ace any lineup or police force selection for one end. He is my most prom­ with equal splendor. Besides he is an expert ising Small Western lumber. He has an ex­ at interference, and can break into any con­ traordinary vocabulary already, arid it is versation. growing apace. With Gushurst, the other end, I have a pair of cunning youngsters for GUARDS. wing positions. Gushurst is a little fellow, The old guard dies but never surrenders. but he is there, or elsewhere, when his pres- As I cannot afford to have any dead lumber

WALTER HALAS, JR. 'NORM" BARRY, JR. '5fie Nocre fitome Schdascie 215 on this team, I have picked candidates who will neither die nor surrender. Young Halas has two outstanding qualities. He can IN MEMORIAM. December fourteenth marks a veiy impoi"t- ant date in the student history of Notre Dame. ' 'oday our thoughts revert to George Cipp, who lies at peace underneath' tjie snows of Laurium, Michigan, his home town. Just one year ago a splendid friend, stu­ dent and athlete died and left to us an envi­ able heritage. He had brought to himself and to Notre Dame a wealthy of gloiy and fame, and he passed away in the height of his career . His name is linked inseparably with that of Notre Dame not only because of his marvelous athletic prowess but also for the SAM DOLAN, JR. reason that he typified his school in a multi­ tude of ways; he was a representative man. stan^ off or stand on any opponent. With Every one^ acquainted with college athletics Pliska at the other guard position the Small knew George Gipp through the medium'of Western will have plenty of youth. Pliska the press.. Upon him were showered the is an ideal guard. He knows his place and praises and honors that come to few men; always holds4t, he was universally chosen on the mythical ' elevens which were published at the close of CENTER. the season of nineteen hundred twenty. • George Gipp was proclaimed, from coast to For keystone position I have Dutch Berg­ coast, the best player of the season and stood man 112. He is a chip off the old block. No­ so far above any other football player that' body will deny this. He is the right peg for experts who had long observed the game se­ pivot place therefore. He is only a little lected him as All-time AU-American half shaver, and uses a Gillette. In this respect back. He mounted to the pinnacle of athletic he differs from his pater who uses a Gem. achievement and passed in fullest brilliance. As some of my readers may have suspected Words can not contain our'love and esteem before this, the Small Western is what is for him; his name will ever be remembered technically known as a mythical eleven. and honored. To Notre Dame men, especially Every student of mythology has heard of those who knew him best, his team mates, King Knute. Every student of mythical coach and fellow students was given the priv­ elevens knows the story of Coach Kniite K. ilege of knowing him not as George Gipp, A canvass taken by a prominent sport jour­ the ail-American, but as George Gipp the nalist for the purpose of electing an All- man. He. has become a legend at Notre Dame America coach found K. K. close to the top and can not be forgotten. George Gipp was and going strong with many precincts miss­ a true gentleman and friend, of splendid ing- Rockne has been the greatest single character and high ideals. Notre Dame shall factor in establishing Notre Dame's athletic always cherish his memory and point with reputation. He has turned out a western • mingled pride and sorrow to George Gipp as championship team, and followed it by what a man well worih emulation. He was a national sport authors acclaim as the best Notre Dame man. At the close of the pres­ team in the country. That is why I niade ent season, it is a good thing for us to re­ Litle "Rock" captain of the Small Western. member the glory and the;sadness of the Associated with such names as Eichenlaub, past; to show that in our hearts there is a "Red" Miller, Dorais and Bergman the memorial more lasting than any stone or Small. Western presents a collection of side­ bronze. E. B. DEGREE. lights that illumine the dim days of 1940. 216 'Jsfie Nocre 5ame Scholascic

It may be expedient to veil in deep silence reveal but which, for the sake of Notre the details attending the proposed encounter Dame athletics dur- with Centre College; if so, we are going to KEEPING THE SLATE ing all the future, had presume just a CLEAN. to be looked at and THE GAME WITH CENTRE, little upon said brushed away. Three expediency and of the ablest of our players—Hartley Ander­ have our fling. Where tliere was no chance son, Fred Larson and A. A. Garvey—were to play at Pasadena, friends of the team be­ found guilty of having played professional lieved that the trip to San Diego would be a football in the city of Milwaukee. They have. good outing for the champions of our United been barred from participation in athletics States, and Notre Dame authorities agreed. at Notre Dame and their monograms have Then came the unfortunate details referred baen withdrawn. It was a bitter medicine to in another editorial, and the University as well for those who were obliged to dis­ decided to cancel the game. Upon repre­ pense it. Nevertheless, we feel that the sentation from San Diego, however, this de­ odium of the situation does not fall in the cision was changed to save the sponsors of first instance upon the heads of these three the tilt from serious pecuniary loss. Rock lads, whom a genuine need for money led w^as willing to fight it out even with a weak­ into temptation and into violation of funda­ ened team. We set our teeth' and the team mental college ethics. The real blame rests gritted its teeth—^when, lo and behold. Centre upon those cheap promoters of professional refused to play on the ground that it had contests for whom no convention of decent arranged to meet a Western team, and so, sport is sacred, and for whom colleges and after a week of journalistic affirmations and college careers are secondary matters when denials, San Diego was definitely and finally the n:aking of a little easy money is involved. without a game. We make no comment. Our The friends and alumni of Notre Dame, as friends and alumni will gather from this well as the friends and alumni of other simple statement of the case that Notre schools, must find the way in which that Dame played square once more. On Decem­ blame will meet the sentence it so amply de­ ber 26 we can use our imaginations to decide serves. In the long run, college football will what would have occurred if . not survive the unhampered eiforts of the J. E. H. "football sharks." Give them the same kind cx medicine as has cleared the world of loan- A shadow has come over the footi3all sea­ sharks, quack doctors and horse-thieves. son at Its close, a shadow which we hated to Give it to them hard. G. N. s. '^e Hacve ^ame SehAasvic 217

In last week's issue of the SCHOLASTIC il. is triie. A sub-committee will warn those there was an account of a meeting December who commit a second offense. But there will 2nd, at St. Joseph's hall in South Bend, and bo no spying or policing. attended by a group of The syste.Ti will place the matter of dis­ A QUESTION OF Off-Campus students for cipline downtown almost entirely. in the DISCIPLINE. the purpose of discussing hands of the students. In observing many discipline. We cajiinot re­ of the rules the students will be on their frain from commenting on this meeting. In honor. We believe that not only the Off- many ways it was the most interesting we campus will recognize the beneh shrdlu uu have experienced at Notre Dame. Campus students, but the students on the First of all, there was a gToup of vie7i. Campus will recognize the benefits of this. -They talked common sense. They had been We believe they can see the advantages of _^. called together to discuss matters of discip­ il enough to encourage the adoption of the line—and discipline is a delicate subject in system. I'elation to the student—but they attacked The days of prefect discipline at Notre the question in a square-shouldered fashion. Dame will have to pass some time. The time There was no quibbling, despite the fact that may not be far away. Eventually the Uni­ there were differences of opinion. There versity v,iil have to adapt itself to. the re­ M^as frankness. All of the views were out­ quirements of the bigger Notre Dame that it spoken. This last is one of the things that is fast becoming. Some sort of discipline most appealed to us. We listened to stu­ will always be required. But the kinds of dent opinion that is usually heard only be­ discipline that can be applied at a university hind the backs of prefects. It was a revela­ of 1,000 and at a university of 2,500 are al­ tion; proof sufficient, at any rate, that the together different. faculty could safely bring more of the mis­ It is our earnest belief that the student understood questions that concern the stu­ body as a whole, and the Off-Campus stu­ dent out where they can receive honest dis­ dents in particular, should accept the will­ cussion. ingness of the faculty to permit a trial of The students at the South Bend meeting the system of student discipline as a recog­ decided to recommend to the Off-Campus nition that concessions will be granted, if student body a system of student discipline these are ^accepted in the right way. We are which has the approval of the University. pi-oi" ised, in fact, that there may be a change The system has been described. Perhaps the if the students do^vntown respect the system real importance of the proposed method will of student discipline properly, in event of its b? lost without a brief consideration. We r.doption. The faculty is being more than may be pardoned, therefore, for taking the fair in this. The students should be fair to space to analyze it here. tliemselves. Studied from many angles, the In its application, if put into effect, the offer which the faculty has made is the most system will concern at first only the stu­ important, seen from the student viewpoint, dents residing in South Bend. But here is that has been proposed in many years. an important point. If the system is a suc­ In closing, we do not make an appeal. The cess downtown, it, or a similiar disciplinary Off-aCmpus student body will cast their votes method ,may be applied on the campus also. on the matter. We believe the whole ques­ At first glance, this may seem a spying sys­ tion can be decided by them on its merits. tem. It may appear to the person who does We hope that none of the Off-Campus men, not study it as the establishment of a "stu­ however, will minimize the importance of dent police" force. Such an idea has no right their votes. MOLZ. to exist. The proposed committee of twenty- . five will ont have to assume the position oi a CORRESPONDENCE. police committee. Its members will not go . out in search of student offenders. They To THE EDITOR OF THE SCHOLASTIC: will observe cases that constitute serious of­ I have read your interesting article entitled "Closer Relationship, etc." Now if one views .the fenses against the rules and report ont hem. matter philosophically, this article seems tinged with 218 '&}& HocrebconeSkAKk»mc

Boshevistic inclination; ethically considered, it runs either that people do read the SCHOLASTIC or that headlong into matrimony; rhetorically, the antithesis they will not look at something which is not, in their between "riif-raff" and "winsome daughters of Eve," eyes, anathema. We prefer to accept the first horn is perhaps, too startling. The fundamental ques­ and drink to the health of those who may have, tion is, however, the establishment of amicable re­ we regret, been offnded by our really innocent ex­ lations, even of anmament, paradoxically. It would periment. ^ E. T. D. - seem that certain grave difficulties confront the re­ former here. Suppose that six hundred students *** should take it into their heads to pay a visit upon *** a certain day. What a tremendous encroachment upon hospitality! What a banging of telephones, To THE EDITOR OF THE SCHOLASTIC: what a burden on the truck that carries the mail One of your associates, Mr. Engels, has-been so (and the male)! I may, therefore, be pardoned for over-kind as to connect me with the remarkable suggesting a simple device. Let the St. Mary's performance of an. unknown yoimg man, who, it street car pass before -the postoffice so that upon seems, in November, 1918, ran umpty yards for a receipt of the student nickel, the door will open touchdown against the Great Lakes eleven, and for relations. Wireless telephones ^vith photographic sayed^ Notre Dame from defeat. So intimaltely, in attachment might help—^the telephones could even be fact, did Mr, Engels connect me with this achieve­ provided with armatures. ment as to identify me with the real hero. But gentle sir, why not write sonnets instead? Would that I had been young enough to be a KRACK. member of the S. A. T. C. As a matter of personal impression, however, I would say that in Novem­ EDITOR OF THE SCHOLASTIC: ber, 1918, I had already been in the service about As for the e^^dently young man who brought the eighteen months, and that most of my zigzagging matter of Saint Mary's out from a long assignment that fall had been done in a French billeting- area. to obli\aon, we do' not see why he "should be con­ My experience overseas was quite safe.and sane. demned for a joui'nalist. He is not a journalist ac­ I nevfer heard the cannon roar anywhere but on cording to the student's office. If a journalist at an artillery range in Mississippi; my hardest dug­ heart, we congratulate him on his choice of words. out viras a skyscraping French bed. If Mr.'Engels, But we -want to know how newspaper men got into therefore, is led by this note to make a correction, the habit of writing themes. It has always been please restrain him from j:onfusing my exploits the custom to have themes appear in the "Public with those of Sergeant York. I didn't make the Pulse" column. " third team of the A. E. F., much less get into the Moreover, we lift our brows in horror at the; big game. DONALD C. GRANT. thought of even.some haH-dozen glucose individuals being guilty of promiscuous.flirtation. We hope that, the SCHOLASTIC has no readers Avho would wink at PERSONALS. such a practice. We once had to go over to St." Malay's on a journalistic errand, and one of the in­ Michael Schwartz, '21, former Kansan, is mates tried to flirt with us at the height of two now employed by the United States Steel stories. We thought that was too high. But per­ haps it was on|y a foolishly romantic kitchen girl. Company of New York City. We cannot conceive of a St. Mar3^s girl being party John O'Connell, '01 recently launched a to such conduct, although we do know several fel­ new paper in Brooklyn, N. Y. The Coiirier lows who have several cousins on the other side. is meeting with great success. E. W. MUBPHY. Stephen ("Steve") Burns, alumnus and Herewith the controversy which has arisen around former inmate of Fort Wa3ntie, is at.present the subject of our relations with Saint. Mary's is associated with, the Federal Electric, Com­ closed. We still have on hand a half-dozen letters, which, alas, we must remit to oblivion. It has been pany of New, York City. ' an enjoyable discussion. In conclusion we wish to The speakers at the December 15th meet­ reveal the fact that, though there is something to ing of the Marquette Club, an organizatkAi be said- for -Mr. Thiemann's point of view, the SCHOLASTIC printed his editorial for its own pur­ composed of prominent Catholic prbfessional pose. Very, often, after a chap has spent hours and business nien in the East, held at the formulating an opinion about something, and other Hotel Pennsylvania in New York City in­ hours putting it on paper, he is informed that those cluded Dr. James A. Bums, C. S. C.~, presi­ .;\^'hp-should.commend his-effort have "had no time dent of the University, and Dr. John €av- v^tfi read the SCHOLASTIC;" in fact, "very seldom read anaugh, C. S. C, professor and former preisi- .-anjrthing except, the sport column." The irate re­ marks which have followed the editorial in question dent of the University. have, however, proved that there exists a dilemma: SHEA.

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THE FRESHMEN. With the homage of the football world at her feet, and the plaudits of the greatest "THE OLIVER" critics of the game today ringing in her ears and pronouncing her 1921 team the greatest football machine ever developed, Notre Dame turns slowly away from the Indiana's Finest Hotel present to the future in football and the an­ nouncement, in part, of a 1922 schedule which would stagger a typical "Fighting Irish" eleven, brings forth a great deal of Fireproof SOUTH BEND ROOMS speculation concerning the strength of the Ii-ish squad which will fight to keep the Gold and Blue's wonderful record unsullied. Dining Room Open AH Night ' Certainly Coach Rockne, wizard that he is, can not conjure superlatively talented grid­ iron teams out of thin air, and thin air is just about all that is left of the team that set the east agog a few short weeks ago. To Notre Dame's Freshman squad will fall the task of filling those gaping holes in line and backfield, and just now a formidable Freshman team is one bright spot in a none ws^^m too rosy sky. One of the heaviest and most promising squads of recent years, Notre Dame's 1921 Freshman crew developed into a worthy op­ position for the Varsity before the season was many weeks old and their fine record LIMA against minor colleges in , this vicinity OHIO speaks for itself. Before Coaches Barry Holton and "Duke" 212 S. Michigan, Blackstone Bldg. Hodler had had much time to organize their proteges properly Kalamazoo College and Lake Forest College had forced the Yearlings OFFICE PHONE RES. PHONE to dip their colours, but the scores 7-0 and Main C8» Main IICZ and 1847 21-0 bear out the fact that the Freshmen fought every inch of the way, while their record from this point on would convince DR. EDGAR S. LUCAS one that it was only lack of team work which Dentistry. lost those first, two games. ^ DR. ROBERT F. LUCAS Naval Training Station, Culver, Michigan Extracting, and Surgery of Aggies Fresh, and Albion College were met the Mouth and Jaws. in that order and Albion, champions of the J. M. & BUILDING SOUTH BEND. IND. Michigan conference, were the only team to force the Gold and Blue youngsters to come home defeated, the score in this case being 14 to 7. DR. F. W. VAUGHN DENTIST and , Taking into consideration the fact that the ORTifODONTIST Freshman team in preparing the Varsity for M7 J. M. S. Buildihcr. South Beiid;^^^iad| its games was forced to change signals every 220 '56e Nocre 6aine ^iehdoscicr

I week, and that, these little rehearsals with pLACKSTONg the greatest team of history were not exactly child's play, one begins to realize that in ^THEATRE many respects Notre Dame can justly boast of a remarkable Freshman team. SUNDAY, DECEMBEE 18th, ONLY A wealth of back field material, together with a big, fast line, which was capable of U » Marooned Hearts playing intelligent football, made this pos­ sible. Commencing Monday December 19, for 3 days No less than four quarterbacks were used tliroughout the season by Coaches Holton and ANITA STEWART Hodler, and although Stolldreher looked to IN be the best of the quartet until he broke his leg, Layden is a big boy who promises to de­ velop, while Eaton-and "Bill" Sheehan are ''Harriet and the Piper'' men who are bound to figure in the scrap A Sensational Slam at Free. Love. for field general next fall. The two Millers, "Jerrie" and Don, Cer- Coming Thursday December 22, for 3 days ney, Bernie Coughlin and Crowley are five halfbacks who all look good for future Irish Varsity teams, with Crowley, an especially "Don't;Neglect Yonr Wifef talented back who can be developed into a A Picture for Husbands and Wives and all triple threat artist. that expect to be. . Three fullbacks, Livergood, Enright and Doc Connel, rounded out a backfield squad the versatility and speed of which was a pleasant surprise to Notre Dame men. On the line there was weight aplentj\ Big Frank Millbauer with a little more than one-eighth of a ton of beef and brawn was certainly the heaviest husky of the lot and there are ^ome who will say that the gigantic boy from the East was the best. However, that is problematical for Elmer Wishing for Miller, Stang and Fret looked very good all A Merry Christmas season at the tackle jobs. They are all fight­ ers and although they look small beside Mill­ and a bauer, they can hardly be called whiffets. Happy New Year Vergera, Riser and Moes were the guards and they showed form that sets at rest all promised weakness of Natre, Dame Varsity at this position next season. "Addie" Walsh and Arndt were fighting it out for the center berth when the California boy broke his collar bone and was forced to sit on the side lines for the rest of the season. However, in the short time that he was in .Walsh showed great ability. Arndt is also a, very capable performer. LASALLE < The fight for end positions was one which was waged throughout the whole season '^e Houve ©ame Schdascic 221 without any paiticular brace of flankers out­ 1 classing the others. W. Eaton, Collins and If You*ve Spilt the Beans, Honsing-er were left at the season's end, but McNulty and Walsh must not be forgoixen Let Swank Clean Your Clotlws when doping out probable 1922 Varsity com­ binations. CLEANING While the record of games played by PRESSING Notre Dame's 1921 Freshman team is a cred­ REPAIRING itable one, their Cartier Field record against the Blue and Gold Varsity is much more im- poi-tant to Notre Dame men. One Day Service Those many afternoons when, behind 25 Cents Extra closed gates, they faced the fury of the Var­ sity's attack, were well spent by these boys, and the eyes of Notre Dame are already focused on the men whose ability will de­ Regular Two-Day Deliqery cide whether the "Fighting Irish" will con­ Clothes Called for and Delivered to Soom tinue their victorious march. by GILCHEIST. E. W. MURPHY 307 Corby

THE .GREATEST OF THEM ALL. SWANK'S MASTER CLEANERS With the football season apparently closed Notre 228 N. Michigan St. Dame's hot stove league experts are finding amuse­ ment in looking back over the season and hazard­ ing guesses as to which team could be considered the nation's best. It is probable that a questionnaire circulated among the students would reveal a sur­ OLIVER THEATRE prising unanimity of opinion on this subject. One Palace Theatre Corp. Lessees gloomy day the gods saw fit to frown upon us, with the result that we cannot dispute the claim of Iowa NOW PLAYING—TILL DECEMBER 25 to the Western Championship, but we do put forth The Greatest of All Human Interest Photo Plays the claim that we have assembled the greatest col­ lection of stars in the country, and that taken as a team they form the most powerful aggregation in **Why Girls DontMiMit America. That this is not merely a local opinion is shovvn by the following lineup compo.^id of our '' ^YS?"^^ Leave Home" men who have been picked for various all-star Adapted from the Famous Stage Play teams by experts throughout the country: Featuring ANNA Q. NILLSON. L. E.—Kiley (Notre Dame). Selected for All-American by: Philadelphia Evening Ledger, Newark Evening News, Jack HAIR DRY? DANDRUFF? I Veiock, Henry Farrel; All-Star team by Hugh Fullerton; Hall of Fame by Grantland Rice. HAIR FALLING? USE L. G.—H. Anderson (Notre Dame). Selected for AU-American by Jack Veiock, ORDEO and for the .second AU-American of Billy Evans; and KOKOL OIL All-Western (second team) by Walter Eckersall. They have no supeiior. Let us send a bottle home for you. C.—Mehre (Notre Dame). Selected for AU-American by Brooklyn Eagle. THE CAMPUS BARBER SHOP n. G.—^Dooley (Notre Dame). HOURS S:00 A. M. TO 6:M P. M. Selected for Grantland Eice's Hall of Fame. 222 'Sfie Ncjcre (bame SdKiaszic

R. T.—Shaw (Notre Dame). Selected for AU-American by Lawrence Perry; AU-American by Vincent Engels; Hall of Fame by Grantland Rice.

R. E.—E. Anderson (Notre Dame). Selected for All-American by: Walter Ecker- sall, Henry Farrell, Billy Evans (second team) ; All-Western by: Walter Eckersall, Chicago Herald and Examiner, Norman Ross; All Star Team by: Hugh FuUerton; Hall of Fame by Grantland- Rice.

L. H.—Mohardt (Notre Dame). Selected for All-American by Walter Ecker­ sall (second team); All-Western by: Walter Eckersall, Chicago Herald and Examiner.

R. H.—Castner (Notre Dame). All Star Team by Hugh FuUerton. Now showing patent, also dull of this type—a full dress or dancing oxford—price $9.00. P.—Wynne (Notre Dame). Selected for All-American by Philadelphia Evening Ledger, Newark Evening News, Henry KLINGEL'S Farrell (second team); AU-Westem by Norman ACROSS FROM OLIVER HOTEL Ross; AU-Star team by Grantland Rice]

In addition to these honorary positions, the fol­ lowing Notre Dame men were placed upon the first or second All-State teams by Blaine Patton, of the Indianapolis Star: L. E., Kiley (Notre Dame); L. T., Garvey (Notre 366 OLIVER THEATRE BLDG. Dame); L. G., H. Anderson (Notre Dame); R. T., SOUTH BEND, INDIANA Shaw (Notre Dame); R. E., E. Anderson (Notre Dame); L. H., Mohardt (Notre Dame); F., Wynne (Notre Dame); Q., Grant (Notre Dame).

We si^olo atttaettbe bariations In preparing this list there has been no intensive of t^e prebatling tdnitefi effort made to name all the positions awarded to in taahiani. Notre Dame men on the many honorary teams of the country, and4t is most probable that if there had been the list would have been enlarged con­ siderably. We have simply named the most notable choices in support of what seems to be a universal contention of those who have seen the Irish in action, namely that Notre Dame has the "greatest of them all."

N. B.—^As the SCHOLASTIC goes to press we learn that'..an All-American team picked by two weU- known authorities. Eddie Anderson' and Chetter IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC SHIRTS. Wynne, is composed of eleven Notre Dame men. NECKWEAR. HALF-HOSE. G. HA6AN.

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BARRY HOLTON FRESHMAN COACH. WALK-OVER Coach Holton made his first apeparance in

Notre Dame football in 1917, but the war ^y :. prevented his playing with the Varsity after that year. This year he has used his foot­ ball knowledge and experience in developing what has been the best Freshman team ever seen at Notre Dame. By means of this team he has contributed a most important part to the success of the Varsity's 1921 season. He began by picking his 'players from a maze of Freshman aspirants, a task which seemed almost impossible at the beginning of the For Men of Good Taste. year; at that time Cartier Field was speckled In Black Calf . . . . . $10.00 with Freshman football players. But Barry CL-OUSE'S was the man for the job, and he was not long in developing* a team which went through a very successful season, made the Varsity BOOT SHOP show what it could do, and raised "Rock's" NT JIOLMKMIGMMJT. hopes for another championship team next year. Bariy drilled his men thoroughly in the plays used by the Varsity's opponents, but to give the latter some real competition he figured out new plays for his team to use. He has developed exceedingly well several players who will step into the shoes of the Varsity men who leave this year. *** ALBERT HODLER ASSISTANT FRESHMAN COACH. Coach Holton was very well assisted by "Duke" Hodler in making a Freshman team. "Duke" was an All-Northwest halfback in 1919, playing for Oregon Agricultural Col­ lege. He came to Notre Dame last winter, and consequently was not eligible for varsity. But Rockne does not waste football ability, so at the beginning of the year told "Duke" We Lead TIMB Al widi •« Hais ad! C^ to help Holton whip the Freshmen into shape. His knowledge of plays and ability as M a player soon made his indispensable to the ^rauMSbop Freshman team. During Holton's absence m at the end of the year, "Duke" had comr The Sho^ ThatlSatafies. ii6 WASHINGTON STKBET plete charge of the team. 224 TSfie Nocre 5ame Sehdascic

THE GATES SCHOOL CHANGE By McGINNIS. FOR DANCING Over one thousand dollars has been subscribed by merchants of Boulder, Colorado, towards the Located in the business center of South Bend maintenance of a training table for the football 120 East Wayne Street. Phone Lincoln 6491 squad of the University of Colorado. We are strong Has been established in the city of South for the commerce men. Bend for three years and has attained the *** highest success in the Art of teaching dancing. WE GUARANTEE TO TEACH YOU TO PROFESSORS ARE KISSING. ' DANCE A famous institution has been revived at the Private lessons where all embarrassment of University of Texas recently. The professors of the learning is eliminated. Two large private school _are again indulging in the faculty billiard studios, open daily 2 to 10 p. m. tcurnament, the first game' of which was played a few weeks ago. SPECIAL COURSE RATES WITHIN THE REACH OF EVERYONE. Leland-Stanford University possesses a Fresh­ When you have tried all- others and failed, man who in turn possesses an aeroplane and oper­ try the GATES SYSTEM, better still, begin ates it daily in going and coming from classes. Re­ with GATES and have no more trouble or freshing rides over the campus have been experi­ worry about failure, or waste of time ,and enced by many of the students and we conjecture money. that they are glad of the occasional opportunities to look down on their jirofessors. PROF. CHARLES C. GATES, Director *** MISS ESTHER MURRAY, Assistant LAB. LAYS A HEAVY HAND. Ninety-two students, among them some of the most prominent in the school, were recently sus­ pended from the University of Oregon for non- pajnnent of laboratory fees. *** A horse "Sport Editor announces that the big intersec- f tional football game between San Quentin and Sing- on you Sing will not be played this year as the San Quen­ tin quarterback will be hung the morning of the You can" buy a horse for $25.00 and another game."—^University of Washington Daily. Step up for $250.00. you Notre Dame lifers and cover yourselves with The first is a cheap skate at the start and glory. a horse on you at the finish, whereas the last *** delivers your message to Garcia and is a joy POLICE! POLICE!! GANG FIGHT!!! forever. "Checker tournament open to any member of-the Same with clothes.—If you buy a cheap suit university. Give name, address and class to etc., this Fall, you'll buy a good .suit next Spring, etc., etc.—Advertisement in The Harvarl Crimson. for the trick.s and habit.-? of a half shoddy suit are a good suit's best advertisement. Examinations have been abolished by the Whar­ Fashion Park and Royal ton School of Commerce at the University of Penn­ sylvania, marking a new era in educational methods. Tailored Suits The time formerly used for examinations will be for men and young men. All Wool—Hand used for regular classes. Is this the millehium? Tailored and perfectly styled—$40, $50 and *** $60. RAWTHER JOLLY, WHAT? Ralph D. King Birmingham, Eng., Oct. 29th. A striking innova­ tion in university education will be introduced at Niles, Michigan Birmingham University. The college officials plan to confer a degree in the science of brewing. ^e Hocre 6ame Scholascie

The world's rugby trophy will be at stake at the game between the University of British Co­ lumbia and the winner of the Stanford-California contest. The championship game will be played on EAT HERE Christmas day.—Duilif Kansan. FOR THREE REASONS

In order to ascertain the average of of the new students entering Ohio State University an examina­ tion of the records was made recently and the re­ sults showed that the greatest percentage at any age is at 18 years while 19.1 is the average age of all l.^Best Quality Food the new men. There are 1,689 new men at Colum­ bus this year. 3.—Price Lowest 3.—Service Finest WHEN A WHOLE CLASS PANTS. The Senior Class of Wabash College finds it neces­ sary to issue an edict to prevent all students not members of the Senior Class from wearing the SELF SERVICE AND class insignia—light gray corduroy trousers. A TABLE SERVICE peaceful ending of the trouble is looked for as "Our heart is with the Wabash men." *** WASHINGTON "All Michigan in the Movies." This is the cry of the Michigan Daily and if present plans are Restaurant and Cafeteria completed the slogan mil ^oon be a mere statement Across from Court House of fact. The Daily desires that Michigan be the first university to produce a professionally directed motion picture of a story of college life actually laid on a college campus and to this end has signed a contract with a picture producing concern in the east and is sponsoring a scenario-^vriting The John Hale Hat Store campaign among the students. As soon as a suit* able story is submitted the camera-men will be put on the job and a five-reel "feature" picture pre duced.

GEEELEYS OF CHINA ARE SOLOISTS. In a lecture before the Journalism class of Kansas U. recently a Chinese student of the school related the manner in which news is distributed in China to the people who cannot read. Professional news- tellers are employed to travel about the country and with the aid of several musicians the news is sung to the people in an inflected language.

LUCKY? SNAPPY HATS AND CAPS An infant, borrowed from the Oklahoma City Haberdashery That Will Please You. orphanage is now being taken care of by six ^'mothers" at the Oklahoma Agricultural and/Me­ chanical College. The mothers are six senior girls Howard Schrop, enrolled in the home economics class. The baby is kept in the model^ cottage and half a dozen girls THE HATTER for six weeks at a time take care of the cottage 127 Washington Ave. and its occupant. Oh yes! The baby's name is SOUTH BEND, INDIANA \ David. 8-^

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No. 126 HOLY SMOKE. The girl across the way W^as talking The First National To a friend, And the friend Bank Asked her if she liked Soudi Bend, Indiana Indoor sports. And she said that she (Oliva Hold Bufldrng) Was simply crazy About them. apital. $600,000 Suiplusand Profit. $ 190.000 But that her father Made them leave A. L. HUBBARD, President. Too early. J. M. STUDEBAKER, JR., Vice-Pres. C. I.. ZIGLER, Cashier. A glowing candle in the nit (Chinese for night) C. J. WHITMER, Ass't. Cashier. Presents a cheerful sight J. W. BUZLEY, Ass'u. Cashier. But please don't think when you get lit That you are being bright. *** SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES FOR RENT Prof:—What is HSQ? AT REASONABLE PRICES. StUde:—Water. . Prof:—What is CH20? WE ISSUE FOREIGN EXCHANGE AT LOWEST Stude:—Sea water. MARKET RATES AND-LETTERS OF CREDIT *** PAYABLE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. Doctor (on the phone) :—Hello, central, give me 812 Green. TRY OUR TRAVELERS' CHEQUES. BroAxmson:—How far can a wild-cat jump Avith its tail tied to a tree? t Walsh:—The length of its tail. *** YOU YOUNG MEN! POETEY. And so the gloomy day wore on—^What's that I ELECTRIC IRONS heard you say? STUDENT LAMPS "What did the gloomy day wear on?" ELECTRIC HEATERS Why this—The close of day. *** Five makes a team of basketball Electric Service Company (How 'weary my poor pen is) II 5-n 7 W. Colfax. Back of City HaU Nine is baseball. Twelve is football, Please tell me what tennis. *** IN HISTORY. Prof:—Where was the Declaration of Independ­ JOIN OUR CHRISTMAS ence signed? SAVINGS CLUB- Dumbell:-^At the bottom. NOW OPEN. *** Twelve different, convenient plans for easy saving during 1922. Come in and let us ex­ They say that sleeping in night air plain how simple our plan is—^to save a little Gives beauty, and Old Age you'll cheat. each week and then have ample funds ,for Friend Bill the proof of this will bear, Christmas next year. He's on a policeman's beat. *** Sorin:—^I donit like the, way some of the rooms CITIZENS ^'^^'Tnist an^d Savings out here are decorated. NEXT TO POST OFFICE Corby:-^Not enough pictures? . Sorin:—Plenty, but not enough on.

MsmM •-iu.-V.i , . -^:r.':\^ ',.^^'!~.Tc^b ^lit'i-r^^rJi-^'-'-v-^ •> -,- ^S5e Hocr& domeSchokigde "'M, A Wai'shite whose money was getting low and who ^at meal,times was trying to get the greatest amount of nourishment for the least expenditure, SUBSCRIBE FOR THE >'-•"Y - '--^V^SS entered the cafeteria at breakfast time and said: "Got any rice?" The waiter's answer was in the affirmative. Said the Walshite, "Gimme a bowl. I ain't had any since supper." *** NEXT YEAR But it is true in this school that if you're corned you're canned. *** Prof:—Now I want you to explain the theory so that even the most ignorant of the class will under­ sS-Cl'-^k stand it. Student:—I don't believe my rpom mate is here today.

Father:—^Why didn't that young man leave earlier last night? Mabel:—^I was showing him some pictures of me THE PRICE IS STILL and Bill. -8i Father:—^Well, next time show him the light bill. That may help. $2.00 *** Scene: Brownson slumber room. BUT IT WILL SOON BE Time: Ten P. M. Brownsonite aU dressed up and sneaking through the door with the idea of attending a big dance $3.00 down in the village. He is overtaken by the prefect. , Prefect:—^Where are you going? , Student:—Back. "'•.'-K.'z.--'"9^i *** A wooden legged man I think most surely must feel blue TAKEYOURCUE He is insured for accident but must take fire too. AT *** SUIT YOURSELF. bane Sweetie, you're my Femme, my Orpheum Pool RoOTn jane pain You are like a constant. gain Sixteen Alleys Churl Open One to Seven Suadajr* To my happiness—my_ girl Five Tables merle Your hue is of purest- pearl Hate All my flame for you is_ THE WATERS Ca Fate Orpheum Bowline and ^Kwd gate Phone Linctdn 1949 21SN. Wedding? I'll give you the E. J. WATERS, Mgr. SoirtlftBMMl, date KOLARS. '^:xim ^iX_"_]

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Ik Kable's Restaurants Gift Skp 306-J0B . _ 104-106 N. Michifkn St. 119 W. Jefferson Blvd. S.MIC)W»N ST. laa W. WathtDKton Ave. ab6 Sa. Michtgaa St. apaeUl attentioii te tSie tomisbinK of students rooms THE "GUT SHOP" OF THE BETTER SORT

Students' Note Books CLAUER'S Lefax Forms and Date Sheets at Jewelers, Silversmiths and Diamond The Herr & Herr Co. ^l^JiTst. Merchants 105 s. Michigan

GEORGE WYMAN & CO. National Grocer Company Come aad See Us WHOLESALE GROCERS The Sooth Bend Home for Better Luggage. 4oa-« South St. JoMph Street. South Bend. Indiana N. V. P. Trunks—Indestrncto Tronks Fine Hand Bags, Brief Cases, etc. "LIGHT BOUSE BRANDS"

For juicy Steaks and Chops TRY try "THE GRILL"—"MIKES" 125 W. Wash. St. 105 E. Jeff. St. Men's Row for High-Grade Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, etc. H. E. GROSS & SONS, Props. Men's Row entrance—Center Street " ' • • • • tlie Nour

For Christmas contentment Kuppenheim er Good Clothes pART of the satisfaction that you get on ••• Christmas day as you mingle among friends and relatives is the satisfaction which is gained through good appearance—the smart, prosperous quality appearance which a fine Kuppenheimer suit and overcoat can give. Such satisfaction is assured, because we are prepared with

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Dinners, dances, theatre parties —every mail probably brings new invitations to you. You'll have lots of use for evening clothes.

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