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Fantamag.Com & Storemags.Com www.storemags.com & www.fantamag.com www.storemags.com & www.fantamag.com THE INGREDIENTS THE REGULARS 6 Cheers Simple 8 Buzz News and nonsense SEPT / OCT 2009 ISSUE 12 14 Beer Mail Dear beer... 17 Calendar 46 Dates and drinks Horsepower 18 Ask Beer Beer makes these things move! Beer answers 20 Here’s to You You look marvelous 22 Beer Kitchen Soups up 26 Beer Anatomy Blondes 45 The Brewery Comic strip Everything drinks beer...even pigs! Wait the animal not us. pigs! Wait Everything drinks beer...even 50 Beer 201 Oh just right 56 Home Brew Fun times 77 Taste Tests 12 more to drink 98 Tapped Out Stuff on a string FEATURES 32 Beer Shots 84 Boonville Fest Drop in! Pirates and mustache girls 42 Be Better At: 92 Beer Games Pinball Three man...or woman 61 Beer Recipes Bob Crocker 62 Build a Kegarator 38 Who needs a fridge for food? Kobe and 66 Behind The Brew Kurobuto Cold Spring Brewing Basting live with beer? 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You know what they say... watch probably way too much “effi n’” Gordon Ramsay EXECUTIVE EDITOR for my own good.1 I know I say “basil,” “shallots” DEREK BUONO A PHRASE I OVER USE... and “shit” entirely way too much. Since I began my You’re a douche! A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... overindulgence into his world, I’ve learned a lot of Your money is no good here. things. I now look at restaurants more closely and pay A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... It is what it is. I (what the hell is “it”?) attention to their cleanliness, I’m less impressed by food and I think we tend to over-complicate things to make them ART DIRECTOR JOANNA BUONO 2 more appealing. A PHRASE I OVER USE... One of these days... A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... In his show Kitchen Nightmares Ramsay goes to restaurants that are failing and tries to Hey thanks! A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... Would you like to turn them around. One of their common plagues, aside from terrible food, is that many Super-Size that? At least when it’s referring to food. places try to be upscale by serving overly complicated dishes that are over-garnished and combine too many fl avors. He refers to this as dated ’80s and ’90s cooking.3 SENIOR GRAPHIC ARTIST DAVE PALACIOS A PHRASE I OVER USE... I don’t think I have an answer. I think some beers might be going this direction and I think the beer geeks who dictate A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... It’s on the house. Free stuff is always good. 4 high-end beer might be guiding the new drinkers along that route too. Most of the A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... It’s more of a text reviews I read about beer don’t give the simple beers much respect; they tend to award phrase, but “LOL” needs to go away. No body ever really Laughs Out Loud... do they? the beers that have a spice rack of fl avors mixed with a candy store and fruit stand the highest praise. Don’t get me wrong. I’m in love with heavy, thick stouts; imperial porters; BEER DRINKING ARTIST MIKE MCMAHON IPAs of all kinds and everything in between; but we’ve reviewed a few beers recently A PHRASE I OVER USE... It is what it is. (Well “it” is that were refreshingly simple. Sometimes I don’t want to sit there and ponder what I can what “it” is) A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... Thanks “fi nd” in the fl avor of my beer, I just want a beer that tastes good and is refreshing. Beer for being you. What would a Wu-Tang inspired beer have in it? What would a Wu-Tang geeks (afi cionados) seem to sort of drink one of these “simple beers” and just say it’s A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... anything using the words: ciabatta bread, going green and hardcore. average. Well, sometimes I think average hits the spot and quenches your thirst.5 I think it’s okay for a coffee porter to basically just have coffee fl avor. It doesn’t need chocolate, SENIOR STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER CARL HYNDMAN espresso, caramel, vanilla and every sweet/bitter fl avor under A PHRASE I OVER USE... What comes before part b? Partah! the sun. While it’s interesting, we might be dating A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... ourselves with wanting a cornucopia We’ve decided to give you a raise. of fl avors in a drink. So if you’re A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... Time to step it up and put your best foot forward. a drinker or brewer, think about if you’re just adding CONTRIBUTING EDITOR BRAD RUPPERT a list of ingredients that A PHRASE I OVER USE... Is a frog’s ass water tight? could out-spice India and A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... I was remember that sometimes drunker than 10 Indians. A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... No I won’t have just simple, good ingredients sex with you. and brewing make great, simple, CONTRIBUTING EDITOR ROB STERKLE amazing beers.6 A PHRASE I OVER USE... Cool. A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... Beer me! A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... Thinking Godspeed, outside the box. CONTRIBUTING EDITOR JAY BROOKS A PHRASE I OVER USE... Beauty, eh. Derek Buono A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... Can I Executive Editor buy you a beer? [email protected] A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... Would you buy me a beer? CONTRIBUTING EDITOR 1. 4. GEOFF COZINE I think it’s taking the piss out of me—see, I’m Euro now! Not that there’s anything wrong with making those, we just have A PHRASE I OVER USE... “In a nutshell” (Let’s face it. It to remember that some people don’t want that. rarely is with me.) 2. Like girls who wear too much makeup or guys driving expensive A PHRASE I THINK SHOULD BE USED MORE... cars and wearing gold rings and necklaces. 5. A simple bock, pilsner, pale ale or even the “taboo” light lager are You want fries with that? (At the bank... church... proctologist’s?) very refreshing on hot days. 3. Is it a strange coincidence that many brewers and beer geeks A PHRASE I WISH WOULD GO AWAY... The government came into their beer-maturity in that era? Is that like wearing a 6.
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