The Student Newspaper of ImperiaEuxml College Nol017 20JAN95 Election Question
BY ANDREW TSENG
The first signs of an impending ICU sabbatical elections fiasco appeared this week after it was found that vital equipment would not be available. ICU is hoping to have ten ballot boxes located around the South Kensington campus; from previous years' voting, this appears to have been the optimum number of boxes. However, College will only provide seven swipe card readers. Last year, Andrew Wensley, then ICU President, made arrange- ments with college for the use of seven readers. It was suggested 'It is a small world', writes Ivan Chan. So much so that the Overseas Societies Committee (OSC) could fit most of that ICU approach college at a world in the tiny space of the JCR. Next week is OSC's International Week, though some societies can already later date if any more were found in the JCR! Coincidentally, 'Malaysian Night' is taking place tomorrow. "It has slightly different look than required. But on further year", said Henry Sebas, Editor of Malaysian Society's Magazine. "We're concentrating more on the music this investigation by Lucy Chothia, The cost is £8.50 and includes a 'delicious dinner' before the show. ICU President, the three machines required would take another twelve weeks to arrive and at a cost of £17,000 each. With elections due to take place Exam Papers Lost in six weeks, the ICU executive are frantically trying to arrive at BY ANDREW TSENG shortly before Christmas. ment of Aeronautical Engin- a workable solution. However, they have still not eering, the exams were to have Possibilities discussed at Fourth year Aeronautical been received by the external been taken after the Christmas this week's ICU Executive Engineering students are taking examiners, having apparently recess. Committee meeting include the it easy this week after their exam been lost during the Christmas It is unclear as to what issuing of one-off voting passes papers were lost. They will have festivities. would have happened if summer to all students, and the issuing of to take their exams at the end of Under University of London papers were lost. Professor Peter ICU cards to all first and second February instead, shortly before regulations the department had Bearman, Head of the Depart- year students. But any procedure they leave on industrial no option but to cancel the ment of Aeronautical Engin- which requires the sending out placements. examinations, giving fourth year eering, commented: "I don't of thousands of pieces of paper is The papers, due to be taken students a brief respite from the know what you'd do then, jump rigours of academic stress. out of the window or (continued on page two) during the first week of term, were sent using the Royal Mail Fortunately for the Depart- something."
Q news one&two&three editorial&credits three incoming five the s-files seven xtra
curricular: eight cluedUp nine backchat: Peter Hain MP eleven feature: One hundred
years after the destruction of Imperial twelve&thirteen feature: an conference with the
vampire makyr Neil Jordan fourteen catstale: tea for one fifteen standby
sixteen&seventeen&eighteen sevendayguide twenty&twentyone sport twentyfour Q News Fascism Crackdown Student
BY RACHEL WALTERS 3-5 callers a day to the new line. anti-fascism campaign, the Speaking to FELIX, Liz accumulated information will be Fraud In an attempt to combat Lanka from the NUS explained used to draw attention to the incidents of fascism on how the service works: "If a scale of the problem on campuses BY RACHEL WALTERS university campuses, the student calls up to report an throughout the country. National Union of Students has incident of fascism, such as Emphasising that the service Universities nationwide have set up a 24 hour phoneline, offensive graffiti, we can give did not exist to put pressure on been asked to increase checks on 'Campuswatch'. advice on how to get rid of it and student unions, she said that students as reports of grant fraud The hot-line gives a give information on how to they hoped to provide an on a 'massive' scale have recorded message inviting change policy in their student environment where students emerged. students to report graffiti, unions so that all graffiti is could air problems in The Universities and offensive leafleting and attacks. removed as soon as possible." confidence. Colleges Admissions Service Callers are asked to give details Ms Lanka said that whilst Although Imperial is not an (UCAS) has identified 700 fake of the location and nature of the they hoped to be able to offer affiliated member of the NUS, applications in the past year as incident, along with details of helpful counselling and advice, they have said that calls would fraudsters attempted to obtain their student union so that the the service was primarily be welcomed from students at the necessary paperwork to get complaint can be followed up. designed as a monitoring service. IC. The number to call is (0426) grants and student loans. These The NUS say that they have had As part of the continuing NUS 942826. could have netted £1.5 million in grants alone, and UCAS believes that there may be thousands more illegal applications going undetected. Council to Lobby MPs Describing the fraud as 'big business', Tony Higgins, Chief BY ANDREW TSENG Though only part of the student concerns and the Executive of UCAS, said: 'An University of London, the suggestion was thrown out. individual will register at Imperial College Union (ICU) Ancients Campaign has found Tuesday's Council meeting, perhaps half a dozen universities Council has voted its members to that they got a better response the first since the Governing on the same day and then collect write to their MPs highlighting when going straight to Colleges Body passed most of the new the grant. They have computer student difficulties. The call instead of through the constitution, brings to an end equipment producing high comes two weeks before the University of London Union. one and half years of quality examination and birth House of Commons is to debate Presenting the motion to constitutional change in ICU. certificates.' He also pointed out student hardship. ICU Council last Tuesday, Ms The 'Mary's Amendment' was that universities themselves Lucy Chothia, ICU Chothia suggested that Council passed by an overwhelming stood to gain from the fraud, as President, was approached by the members also bring the rising majority. Claire Moloney, they would end up receiving President of the Edinburgh prices of the London speaking at Council, said: "We tuition fees for students that did University Students' Union, on Underground to the attention of saw the amendment before it not attend. behalf of the Ancients MPs. She hoped that London went to the Governing Body and The problem is known to Campaign, asking students to Underground might consider were happy with it." Council, have originated in London, but write to MPs, before the issue is offering student discounts on whose membership is very it is not clear whether Imperial debated in the Commons. monthly or weekly travelcards. similar to the ICU Council that has been subject to any The Ancients Campaign is a However, Council thought that existed two years ago, replaces fabricated applications. pressure group whose member- discussing the London the Union General Meeting as a In a separate development, ship comprises all those univer- Underground would take once monthly, sovereign body of the beleaguered Student Loans sities established before 1960. attention away from other ICU. Company (SLC) has come in for further attack. Already under official investigation for (elections continues from page one)elections . a joint ICU / college security malpractice, the remit of the The problems stem from the card, whilst new ICU cards are inquiry has been extended to likely to be difficult. "The merging of the ICU card and issued every year for everyone include allegations of corruption. logistics are a nightmare," college security pass. Introduced else. Ron Harrison, the former chief commented Dan Look, Deputy by Rick Bilby, Deputy President St Mary's Hospital Medical executive recently replaced by President (Finance & Services). from 1992-1993, the move was School students will be ex-Imperial rector Sir Eric Ash, "The only sensible option seems seen as a way to reduce the unaffected by the trauma at is thought to have come in for to me to use the swipe card administrative burden on ICU South Kensington. Due to personal criticism. Last year system as efficiently as possible." staff, although some cynics saw it incompatible swipe card systems claims emerged that he had However, the decision will be as a way to safeguard ICU in the at the South Kensington and spent £600 on whisky for the made by the elections comm- run up to Government reforms Paddington campuses, St Mary's boardroom. However, company ittee, a subcommittee of ICU of student unions. The result has students have been issued with officials have insisted that the Council who have full res- been that all students arriving at separate ICU cards which will be bills were part of legitimate ponsibility over the forthcoming Imperial from October 1993 have hole-punched at ballot boxes. corporate entertainment.
lilB FELIX 20JMI95 News and Editorial Imperial College Top Funded
BY ANDREW LONG by assessing each university in remarkable variation in universities, but it will be 15-20 15 subject groups. Following the financing levels within specific years before the current range Imperial students have the most publication of their latest subjects. While each of our drops to within 5% of the funding, according to a report in assessment, HEFCE have come engineers rake in a most average. Commenting on the last week's Times Higher under fire for using a seemingly welcome £2738, Bournemouth situation, Peter Knight, Vice - Education Supplement. IC, unfair system. Critics say that it engineers are allocated just Chancellor of the University of receives £404 per student above is difficult to gauge the real size £1362 per student. Central England, described the the average level of support, £71 of the discrepancies, as The figures are drawing strategy as, 'one of HEFCE's less more per student than 2nd universities teaching pred- considerable censure from the dynamic policies'. placed Oxford and a massive ominantly science and tech- universities which appear at the Speculation within IC is that £998 more per student than nology courses are clearly going bottom of the table. HEFCE is impoverished Imperial students Luton. to receive more funding than apparently attempting to narrow will be considerably consoled, The Higher Education those which centre on the the range of funding by applying knowing that the college receives Funding Council for England humanities. harsher efficiency criteria to the such great sums of cash on their (HEFCE), regulates the funding Nonetheless, there is a more generously funded behalf.
unbeatable column concept or a my sun sets. Surely he'd be Situation Vacant e On Monday I decided to increase enthusiastic ear towards all starting a business with me at the commitments. It would be the number of pages to twenty suggestions - and have a few end of the year. especially excellent if the four which was possibly over- ideas I'd like to see achieved if A Mcjob if ever there was stretching our second week of anyone feels they'd like to write. one. prospective candidate term capabilities. (Careful Come in and make a change. had his/her own ideas as inspection of the newspaper The Veal Deal to how things should be before you will reveal that any Owain's Curse So people are sitting down in done and reads Time Out page increase must occur in I think I may have a gift for front of lorries to save veal calves increments of four). It's a FELIX bringing out the worst in people. are they? Does anyone else find it cover to cover! Please editor's worst dilemma - jump or Consider my flatmates. All disturbing the lengths the British come to the office cut? Being a brave lad I jumped. extremely able and intelligent public will go to to be the most (Northwest Beit Quad) for Thanks fate. This week news people. All completely clueless as hypocritical nation on Earth? A was largely elsewhere and if sport to what they will be doing next French politician apparently a warm welcome or phone happened we didn't hear about it. year. smirked with a sigh of 'Ah, those 58072 and ask for Owain. An article was cut at the last The first to suffer was 'PD'. British', when told of our sudden minute and the white space piled PD had a promising career in horror at the treatment of the up. To top it all, the collator (the front of him as a capitalist and calves. I have nothing against Credits campaigning for animal rights machine that folds and staples) is materialist: the future looked Editor Owain Bennallack broken and the supposedly bright. Foolishly in a moment of but couldn't the campaigns Printer Andy Thompson couriered part replacement that weakness I read him 'Aubade' by become a little less erratic? At Business Manager Tim Bavister our skilled technicians (ie. a Philip Larken - a mature least the continentals seem to Advertising Manager Helen Randall postgrad with a talent for taking adolescent's poem about death have some consistency in their Editorial Team things apart, and an optimistic and pointlessness. "It's all treatment of animals. Art & Literature Jon Jordan view towards his re-assembly pointless," cries PD. "I don't It is well known that Hitler Cinema Wei Lee abilities) eagerly await is yet to want a high powered job - I just was a vegetarian: I wonder Clubs, Societies & Union Piers Daniell arrive. want a job as a cinema whether the Germans and Columns Marcus Alexander If this issue reaches you attendant." Scandinavians also consider Features Kate Cox without staples I fear there has I met JJ last year in this themselves to be the kindest Layout and Design Baker & Dias been a motorway collision of office. As well as taking my own nation to animals. There is an old Music Vik Bansal Tseng & Rachel Walters some sort. life down a dubious course, my theory in art that the English News Andrew Photography Ivan Chan-A * I know no-one likes a sabbatical has allowed this young Romantics painted landscapes S-Flles The Team firebrand (with a Masters and because they sympathised with moaner but it's been a good few Seven Day Guide Wei Lee weeks since I last whinged so holder of a first class degree in nature whereas to the south, the Sport Juliette Decock and Mark Baker poor me, poor me, boo-hoo-hoo. aeronautics) to charge around all Romantic latin artists of Spain, Standby Jon Jordan day producing work for spurious France and Italy avoided Theatre Joseph Barr Plee for more people publications and listening to the landscapes to paint human Editorial Assistance Following on from my tantrum 'witless jabberings of indie- figures. It was at best useful for Mike Ingramsr, Jon above, I'd like to extend the music' (Alexander, 1994). stopping their human subjects Collating Last Week Jordan, Tim St Clare warm hand of friendship to Maybe it's the hair. MA from dropping off the canvas. Helpfulness Steve n Newhouse anyone who has any ideas they should at least have been Does the same hold for Typing Paul Dias would like to implement in immune. This high flyer had his animals - are they just props and FELIX. Do you have an sights set on the horizons where chops those countries? 20JHI195 FELIX MM New Microsoft Select Academic Edition software price list now available. Come to the Shop and pick up a copy. New products include Office Professional with Access manual set at £86.00 Special offers until 31st January HP 51626A £17.92 inc VAT double capacity black DeskJet cartridge HP51625A £19.98 inc VAT colour DeskJet cartridge HP92298A £72.85 inc VAT Series 4, 4 Plus, 4M, 4M Plus laser toner Imperial College Computer Sales Level 4 Mechanical Engineering Building Exhibition Road London SW7 2BX TEL: 0171 594 6953 FAX: 0171 594 6957 EMAIL: [email protected] Open Monday to Friday: 9.30 am - 5.00 pm Visa, Access, Switch and Delta cards are now acceptable for payment. Incoming Where's the student spirit gone?... Get Gaysoc off the Blocks. Edited this week by Owain Bennallack Moving the services we pay for, such as the hear what time has to tell, so slow is piece of draghtsmanship which Union entertainments and Sports change at an institution like IC... belongs in 'Animal Farm'. Thin End Centre facilities (The Union lent the Once upon a time there was a College over half a million pounds first year electronics student who, Dear Owain, - at a non-existent interest rate - Gaysoc within two weeks of his coming out, Yet again it seems that the great with which to renovate!) It would not only completely changed his cogs of decision making in our be an easy step for the College to Dear Owain, hairstyle and manner of dress, but college have sprung into motion, take full control of the Union's Several recent letters, including also started running the ULU gay descending upon us their decree: services and eventually disband it Lucy Chothia's last week and mine group, and got himself appointed thou shall vacate Beit Quad! entirely. Gone are the days of the last term, have been pessimistic IC gay students' welfare officer! Following Michael Ludlam's article rebellious student spirit, I grant you about homophobia at IC. Unfortunately, by the second term, in FELIX last week the Union move that. But Beit Quad is more than To balance the record, I should IC, electronics and ULU were all to the Sherfield building (or there just a symbol for the point out that the College hosted beneath his dignity, so he dropped abouts) now seems imminent to student/college separation - it the annual conference of the out and went to Goldsmith's to me. defines the autonomy we are Terence Higgins Trust (the major study drama. This left me wondering this: has entitled to and stands as the last AIDS charity in Britain) in 1987, The moral of this is that the anybody stopped to think for a bastion of student independence. and the International Lesbian and College is what you make of it. moment what is really going on? Dan Look (Deputy President Gay Youth Organisation held its Lucy has generously offered to co- One minute uncle Ron is discussing Finance) told FELIX that a meeting in our Students' Union in ordinate efforts, so why not take axing RSM the next he's juggling referendum is possible. I say he the same year. her up on it and get a new IC owes it to the student body to ICU into the bowels of Imperial There is a popular story that the GaySoc running? Meanwhile, the decide such matters, although I College's most architecturally last IC gaysoc was 'sorted out' by ULU group meets every Thursday hope it never has to come to that. displeasing pile of rubble! What the rugger club. evening and will welcome you next? Turn the Queen's tower into Strangely, every time I've heard support. a beacon to guide planes down to David Cohen it since I came here in 1986, this Paul Taylor Heathrow? The Union move not DoC PG always seems to have happened only exemplifies the general trend 'about four years ago', in particular Letters may be commented in this College for increased Well, the removal of the post of not within the memory of the on by a guest editor, whose centralised control, but also bodes College Managing Director and the narrator! opinions are not necessarily of an ill future for the students. A new Deputy Rector may hint at a The college's equal those of the editor, and cut future which may well be devoid of brighter future. Unfortunately, I opportunities statement does due to space restrictions. any student control over the doubt most of us will be around to mention sexual orientation, but it is Deadline: Monday 6.00pm.