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• . . 1 . ~; I ~;ltf' ·. . i - . . SAINT • Y'S c Cl I I I L I Tuesday, September 20, 1994 • Vol. XXVI No. 17 e •' I. TI TE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S ND, SMC blast up rankings By KATIE MURPHY U.S. News & World Iteport By ELIZABETH REGAN Associate News Editor 1995 COLLEGE GUIDE Saint Mary's Editor U.S. News and World BEST NATIONAL UNIVERSITIES Saint Mary's moves up three Report's eighth annual 1. Harvard University places this year to lead the "America's Best Colleges" sur­ 2. Princeton University Midwest Regional Liberal Arts vey rates the University of 3. Yale University Colleges in the U.S. News & Notre Dame as 19th among World Report annual survey of 4. Mass. Ins!. of Technology American colleges and uni­ national colleges and universi­ 5. Stanford University ties. The 1995 poll moved the versities. 6. Duke University "We are absolutely delighted University up six places from 7. Calif. Ins!. of Technology last year's 25th rating. that the number one rating "The movement from one 8. Dartmouth University from the survey would come position to another is mainly a 9. Columbia University during our Sesquicentennial ·product of their methodology," 10. University of Chicago year," said College President said Dennis Moore, director of 11. Brown University William Hickey. "I think that is public relations and informa­ 12. Rice University an affirmation of everything we tion. "We belong in the top 25, 13. University of Pennsylvania think that Saint Mary's stands but when it comes to decide 14. Northwestern University for." who is 15th or 18th or 20th, 15. Cornell University Saint Mary's has been in the there is a real question about 16. Emory University top ten each year since the sur­ how you can rank such radi­ 17. University of Virginia vey has come out, according to cally different schools." 18. Vanderbilt University Hickey. In order to simplify the sur­ 19. University of Notre Dam The Midwest category in­ vey, this year the magazine 20. Washington University cludes 433 schools which combined several university 21. University of Michigan award 60 percent of their de­ and college categories and sub­ 22. John Hopkins University grees in occupational, techni­ ' divided others. The survey sta­ 23. Univ. of Cal. at Berkeley cal, and professional fields. tistics are compiled from mea­ 24. Carnegie Mellon Universi Saint Mary's also ranked in surements of student selectivi­ 25. Georgetown University the top five in the individual ty. faculty resources, financial categories of academic repu­ ' tation, student selectivity, fi­ resources, graduation rate, and BEST MIDWEST UNIVERSITIES alumni satisfaction. 1. Saint Mary's College nancial resources, graduation For the fifth year in a row, 2. Hillsdale College rate, and faculty resources - Harvard University tops the 3. Marietta College ranking number one in faculty Brandon Candurafl'he Observer list of 229 schools in the 4. Ohio Northern Univ. resources. Fourteen carrot fun national university category. In order to reach these re- 5. St. Norburt Colle e Comedian Carrot Top drew laughter from the crowd when he per­ Princeton and Yale rounded formed last night at Washington Hall. out the top three. see RANKINGSI page 6 ND academic potential discussed • CnrtR FOR SOCIAl CONCERNS

By NANCY DUNN committees are looking for, ac­ by a well thought out, strong Luncheon to acquaint News Writer cording to McAdams. proposal. "These are tough competi­ According to McAdams, a cer­ Notre Dame needs to create a tions, but the ability is there." tain amount of language profi­ students with esc culture of winning in an aca­ Notre Dame is as competitive as ciency is required depending demic sense, according to any other university, he stated. upon a students intended pro­ By SARAH DORAN "It is not just a fundraiser. Fulbright advisor Professor Students need to believe that ject. But, students should not News Editor but more a chance to acquaint James McAdams. they deserve to be winners, and view this requirement as an in­ people with the C.S.C.," said Last year, ten Notre Dame then, they need to find out what surmountable obstacle. Some Designed to increase student Eugene McClory, associate di­ students won awards. a signifi­ it takes to win. of the awards require no for­ interest and volunteerism while rector of the C.S.C. "We want to cant increase from years past. The Fulbright Program was eign language proficiency skills also serving as a fundraiser for show people the spirit of the This achievement places Notre created by the U.S. Congress in at all, he added. various community service C.S.C. and let them know that Dame in the company of uni­ 1946 to foster mutual under­ Because of poor publicity, organizations, the Center for our doors are open." versities such as Berkeley, standing among nations many students have been un­ Social Concerns (C.S.C) is spon­ Students are strongly en­ Harvard. and Princeton, ac­ through educational and cul­ aware of Fulbrights and other soring four "Hospitality couraged to attend, he added. cording to McAdams. tural exchanges. Each year the awards until their senior year, Luncheons" during each semes­ For St. Margaret's House-a Even in the midst of this suc­ program awards more than 800 stated McAdams. While many ter of this year. Each will bene­ day center for women and chil­ cess, Notre Dame students con­ Americans the opportunity to students have put together suc­ fit a different organization in dren-the luncheon sponsored tinue to doubt their ability to study or conduct research in cessful proposals in under a the South Bend community. for them last year was indeed a win prestigious awards, said over 100 countries. month, McAdams hopes to in­ The first luncheon, to benefit stimulant to student awareness McAdams. But, Notre Dame Originality and an unique crease awareness so that peo­ St. Margaret's House, will take and interest in their organiza­ students are bright. cosmopoli­ synthesis of fields make pro­ ple have a chance to prepare place Thursday from 11:30 tion. tan. and well-rounded, which is posals stand out. but selection until1:30 p.m. at the C.S.C. The exactly what these selection committees are most impressed cost is $3. see MCADAMS I page 4 see LUNCHEON/ page 6 On the fast lane of the information superhighway By DAVE TYLER campus network was estab­ Members of the Notre Dame Miller. "It's easy to learn how to Cooper says TurboGopher's Assistant News Editor lished. This network not only community can plug into this use, it's fun, and its a lot quick­ abilities stretch even further. allows students access to on vast resource, at any of the er than the post office." "At ND, people have used Notre Dame is pulling into campus computing facilities, campus' computer clusters, or And it's popularity has been TurboGopher to apply for jobs the fast lane on a new highway. but affords them connections to via a modem. Each cluster is steadily rising. Beginning this electronically. post calendars of And its not the Indiana Toll Information Superhighway as equipped with communication academic year. the Freshman upcoming events. and even Road. well. Once connected, the software, which when activated Writing Program requires that keep track of prices in the The University of Notre there's no place you can't go. open gateways to the Internet. all incoming freshmen activate Huddle. Any one who has ever Dame is now connected to a "There's a virtually limitless Eudora is an electronic mail their electronic mail accounts. looked up their schedule in the vast computerized network of source of knowledge and ser­ program that can lets users TurboGopher is a text based clusters has used the Gopher. information and resources that vices right at your finger tips," generate, send and receive communications program that New sections and listings are can take students and faculty said Joel Cooper Assistant messages anywhere on earth, networks numerous informa­ showing up daily." anywhere in the world in a Director of Networking Services that is linked to the Internet. tion retrieval sites around the Mosaic is a new addition to matter of seconds. Called "The for Notre Dame's Office of Eudora based "e-mail" has be­ world. The sites, called "go­ the Notre Dame software Information Superhighway" in University Computing (OUC). come the most popular com­ phers" can locate, process, and library this year. It is a today's popular vocabulary, this Wandering on to this puter application on campus, deliver a piece of information to communications program network is not a physical set of Highway has never been easier. accounting for nearly 50 per­ a computer screen. The developed at the National places, but a mass of comput­ The "Highway," officially cent of Notre Dame computer TurboGopher system gives a Center for Supercomputing ers, fiber optic cables and satel­ known as the Internet (short for cluster use, said Mike Miller, user control of a very powerful Applications (NCSA) that com­ lite communication links that International network), was ac­ consultant and analyst for the tool. By using the pragram to bines text graphics, audio, and can transmit sound, text, and tually created in the late OUC. open another gopher users can video elements. Mosaic hooks images across continents. 1960's. In the 90's it has blos­ "E-mail allows students to look up addresses and phone into the World Wide Web As part of the University's five somed worldwide, growing to keep in almost constant com­ numbers, locate research data, (WWW) which is an extension year Computing Initiative, a over 35 millions users at 3 mil­ munication with their friends, or read a newspaper on a com­ lion international sites. professors or whoever," said puter screen. see COMPUTER I page 4 '"ll'l ,,_ tl "IT page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Tuesday, September 20, 1994

• INSIDE COLUMN • Wom.n AT A GLANCE The Trials Smoking kills six people every minute, study says . . LON~ON S kl d th the time the young smokers of today reach Deaths from cigarettes are likely to tnple m0 . ng ef[' S middle or old age, there will be about 10 mil­ over the next quarter century to 20 every Dealhsattributedtosmoklngin lion deaths a year from tobacco- one death of minutes around the world, scieJ?-tists war!l in.·~~~~ to every three seconds," Peto said. a new.. global.survey. The ~ndi!lgs are m a The new survey provides the most compre- book, ~ortality from s~.okmg m Dev~loped hensive analysis of the world's smokers, Twinhood Countnes 19~0-~000, t~ b_e pubhsh~d describing trends in smoking-related deaths Tuesday by scientists at Bntam s Imperial since the 1950s and forecasting deaths into Cance~ Re~earch Fund, the -vyortd Health the next century. twin Being a ain't always Or~amzatwn _and the Amencan Cancer The new book covers 45 countries, 15 more easy. People often mistake S~c~ety...... than the previous study. my sister, Kathy, for me Worldwide smokmg IS already kilhng 3 mil- The additional nations are from eastern and vice-versa. Really, it's lion people each year, and this number is Europe and the former Soviet Union. not as if we dress the same increasin~," Richard Peto, a researc~er at Sixty million deaths have been caused by anymore. (Although Mom the lmpenal Cancer Research Fund, said at a 35-69years 70+years smoking since the 1950s, the investigators actually made matching n_ews conference Mo.nday. That t~anslates to -men D women estimate. They predict smoking will kill about color outfits for us until we SIX pe_ople every mmute, he said, and the 10 million people a year by 2020, the vast hit the stubborn age of Sooroo "Mortality lfom Smoking ., Developed ~?rst IS yet to COIJ?-e. .

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By EMILY RUFFNER hope for anything more," said agency and the bank. News Writer sophomore Emily Miller. • An additional Freshman Student surveys will be circu­ Election Information meeting Renovating Haggar College lating in the next few weeks for will be held 7:00p.m. this Center into a more student­ students to voice their opinions. Thursday for those interested used center is a strong focus of "When we propose something in running for class office. Board of Governance (BOG) this the students have a say in it," Election dates will be pushed semester. said Melissa Peters, vice presi­ back to Tuesday, October 4, "We're going to start small," dent for Academic Affairs. with run-offs October 6, if claims Jennifer Ligda, Student needed. Academic Council Secretary. Other BOG news: • The Sophomore Class Mass Plans are to try to open up • A campus wide calendar is this Sunday and their dance Haggar Parlor, the mezzanine, will soon be placed in Haggar will be October 14. The Junior and the balcony of the snack showing every aspect of SMC Class Toga Party is scheduled bar to attract more of a social student activities. This central for October 7, and the seniors atmosphere, according to cam­ calendar coinciding with a are working on Senior Dads' pus clubs commissioner Julie biweekly newsletter aims to weekend coming up in Gangloff. heighten awareness of campus November. "We need to use what we activities. The calendar will be have now if we are going to located between the travel • CAMPUS lifE COUNCIL Weekend Wheels in jeopardy Physical Therapy Club By EDWARD IMBUS that the HPC was "seriously $2,000 for advertising, accord­ News Writer considering whether or not we ing to Palermo. should cancel this program and . Students, however, were al­ The Weekend Wheels pro­ pursue other alternatives" to legedly using the bus to go from Meeting TUesday @ 9:00 p.m. gram is in serious peril, due to help deter and avoid drunk dri­ campus to the bars, which vio­ misuse by students, a lack of ving. lated a rule the Office of 12 7 Nieuwland Science Hall use by students, and an abrupt The program, which has a Student Affairs placed on the change of schedule. United Limo Bus go from vari­ program in order to avoid lia­ for information call At the Campus Life Council ous local bars to certain off bility. (CLC) meeting last night, Hall campus apartment complex Beth @273-8474 Palermo also noted that pa­ Presidents Council (HPC) and campus, costs approxi­ tronage has been significantly , President Rich Palermo said mately $10,000 for the bus and low in the program from its on­ set. Last Saturday, only four riders used the bus. The program, however, was fully funded by HPC last year by diverting funds that would have PRESENTS THE otherwise gone to the dorms, said Hillary Bonenberger, HPC ' co-president. However, after HPC had advertising for this year printed, United Limo pro­ posed another schedule in ac­ cordance with OSA directives that would have nullified the advertising. Dave Hungling, student body president and chairman of the CLC, also asked for agenda ideas to be addressed over the year. He especially encouraged the faculty anct staff on the Council to propose ideas over the year, so that not all the ideas would be from students, as it report­ edly had been in previous years. Such ideas included: • offering input in the review of the Notre Dame smoking pol­ icy, which is up for review this year, • reviewing the plans for the new dorms which will be built when Grace is converted to of­ fice space in order to offer ideas and ensure it has an ade­ quate amount of recreational space outdoors and 24 hour space indoors. ' discussing the campus housing policy of putting dorm ACADEMIC YEAR rooms back in their original conditions just prior to finals, and SEMESTER IN LON.:, • examining the possibility of using meal cards to get food at

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INFORMATION A~J:) ANSWER QUESTIONS. The Observer page4 The Observer • NEWS Tuesday, September 20, 1994 more accurate diagnoses and time, new uses are being de­ strong language sktlls, If ts a help develop better treatments. veloped." Notre Dame students logical stepping stone to the Co01puter A doctor can ask for and and faculty now have a great McAda01s Fulbright. "Pick a language, pick a pro­ continued from page 1 receive human help, via the remote right at their fingertips. continued from page 1 network. Many around the world have gram, including any Notre of the Internet. The US government is even an image of Catholic education themselves earlier in their col­ Dame affiliated program, and "Mosaic takes the Internet getting into the act. Vice and technology being mutually lege careers. apply," he said. experience one step further, President Al Gore has been exclusive. Not necessarily so at Ideally, people should be According to McAdams, the into a more interactive dimen­ over seeing the transfer of this University, says Cooper. thinking for about a year before NSEP is a flexible program. sion," said Miller. some governmental bureau­ "Notre Dame has decided that they apply so that they have There are no language prereq­ The program is organized by cracy to the Internet. The it wants to be a national ample time to decide where uisites. All winners are guaran­ database and by topic, so a Department of Education and catholic research and teaching and what they would like to teed some amount of monetary award, but the scholarship may user can locate a particular Interior and now both accessi­ university. Having the Internet study. Also, starting earlier field of interest, and find a ble by Mosiac. Interested par­ available twenty four hours a gives students a seek out advice not be used for study in any wealth of information on it. ties can correspond with the day is a big step in that direc­ from various faculty members, Western European countries. "What we have are storefronts departments by e-mail, or re­ tion." according to McAdams. The program was announced last December with the first where a user can use services ceive data. While the Fulbright program and gather information," NASA even broadcasts their focuses upon post-graduate application deadline in If you see February. With little time for Cooper said. space shuttle missions over study and research proposals, Those storefronts include a Mosaic. Observers can actually the brand new National preparation, Notre Dame still wide variety of shopping possi­ watch and listen in as the as­ news Security Education Program managed to produce a winner. Caroline Richard won two all bilities. The University itself tronauts orbit earth and com­ (NSEP), established last year on has initiated or joined WWW municate with mission control. behalf of the Defense expense paid awards which will happening, enable her to study in Mexico projects. One is the Gutenburg Even over such vast distances, Department, is specifically des­ the video, and sound are crisp, ignated for undergraduate for­ and Chile this year. project, an endeavor aimed at "This will be a high profile converting classic written texts clear, and almost instanta­ call eign language training. to electronic media. Notre neous. The broadcasts are "It is the junior Fulbright," he award, and Notre Dame stu­ available any time day, or said. By giving undergradu­ dents are sure to be big win­ Dame's contribution has in­ The Observer ners," McAdams said. cluded transferring its impres­ night. ates an opportunity to develop sive Dante collection to Mosaic To Cooper, availability is the where it can be accessed from biggest advantage of Notre anywhere in the World. Dame's Internet connections. "This can save scholars trips "A student or professor can ARE YOU WILLING TO GIVE UP ONE MEAL A WEEK SO around the world, because with look up information, or send THAT OTHERS MAY HAVE ONE MEAL A DAY? Mosaic they can actually look at mail or retrieve data at any the original manuscript, at time of day or night. There are comments of other researchers, no hours or return dates. The from the comfort of home," said Internet is truly global, there FAST TO END HUNGER Cooper. are no owners, and no fees. A , Many other organizations are user is completely free to use Join the 800+ tapping in to these possibilities. the service in a manner that students who fast every The University of Iowa has cre­ will make him or her most pro­ , ated The Virtual Hospital an ductive." he noted. Wed. to help fight world hunger. Internet medical resource guide Cooper compares having Over $7000 raised last semester!! that combines articles, pictures Internet to having premium and sounds to allow doctors cable. "You get the full range of Sign up in your dorms or call Amy 4-4311 who may not have a major services," he said. "New chan­ medical center near by to make nels are coming on line all the Leave your name and ID number

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t INTERVARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSIDP FACULTY BIBLE STUDY 5 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 T UPPER ROOM 7:00 P.M. AT THE CSC SERIES Come and hang out with a great bunch of people as we "FAITH AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE" study the Bible and eat Kevin's cookies.

An opportunity to reflect with colleagues and spouses/guests on the integration of spiritual concerns and professional challenges and demands.

TUESDAY 27 September 1994 OeifHf.rirj Tk, fe,..{rd f1zza/ Faculty Dining Room of the South Dining Hall Beat the Clock Tuesday Dinner at 7:00p.m.- Discussion until9:00 p.m.

Speaker Michael K Sain Freimann Professor of Electrical Engineering "Humility and Academic Life: Over the Rainbow?"

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page 6 The Observer • NEWS Tuesday, September 20, 1994 children's play area, and also hosts self esteem and spiritual Luncheon reflection groups for guests. Rankings continued from page I continued from page I "It's a place where basic "It was a big help on raising needs are met in a community suits, U.S. News conducted a awareness of us on campus, setting," said Schneider. survey at 1,400 accredited especially since we are a small­ "Women here get a sense of four-year colleges and uni­ er, less well known agency," ownership, as it is co-owned versities. said Director Kathy Schneider, and run by the guests and vol­ College presidents, deans, who is also a member of.the unteers. They feel a real part of and admission directors were Notre Dame undergraduate the place." asked to rate all schools in the class of 1978 and graduate same category as their own class of 1984. A quilt that was put together institutions. Schneider expects the public­ by the guests of St. Margaret's This ranking was then com­ ity generated by the luncheon House will be on display during bined with statistics measuring to bring in additional volun­ Thursday's luncheon. student selectivity, faculty re­ teers. Designed and overseen by St. sources, financial resources, Mary's graduate Mary Fran graduation rate, and alumni Functioning as a "community Brandenburger. the quilt is also satisfaction provided by the center" for women and chil­ the result of a joint grant from colleges. dren. the House was founded Very Special Arts Indiana and four years ago by the Episcopal the Michiana Arts and Sciences "This ranking means that a Diocese of Northern Indiana Council. lot of people from other insti­ and is open Monday through tutions recognize the quality of Friday from 10 a.m. until 4 Dates of additional education at Saint Mary's," p.m. Hospitality Luncheons for the Hickey said. In addition to serving lunch semester are as follows: "The best kept secret about to 25-45 persons a day, the October 20, November 17. and just how good Saint Mary's House has laundry facilities, a December 8. really is finally out." ·~======~· Attention:

Accounting majors and all prospective accounting majors!

There will be an organizational meeting for the Dole: Chances for NoTRE DAME AccouNTING AssociATION reform dead in '94 on Tuesday, September 20 at 7:00 p.m. in Room 122 Hayes~ Healy ByCHRISTOPHER CONNELL a brief private exchange about Associated Pms health reform and needed to talk further. WASHINGTON Sen. Daniel Patrick • • Health reform appears dead Moynihan, D-N.Y., chairman of for this session of Congress, the Senate Finance Committee, Senate Minority Leader Bob last week called for the Chafee Dole said Monday. group to give up, saying its ap­ "Time is running out. I don't proach would harm Medicare see anything happening this and Medicaid. year," Dole told the But Sen. Bob Packwood, R­ Independent Institute. "Maybe Ore., the top Republican on next year we'll have a more ra­ Finance, said, "It would be pos­ tional approach to health sible still to pass a very skinny M.Afllii* care." bill. But it would be skinnier Even as Dole pronounced a than the 'mainstream' plan." requiem for reform, a bloc of Sen. Kent Conrad, D-N.D., Senate moderates was still la­ said the moderates were en­ boring on a possible compro­ couraged by preliminary mise. But even some moderates Congressional Budget Office seemed to be looking to next figures indicating their plan year. could cut the deficit by $56 bil­ Dole said of the "main­ lion over a decade and boost stream" group led by Sen. John coverage to 93 percent or 94 Chafee, R-R.I., "I can tell you, if percent. It is built around sub­ they bring out some complicat­ sidies, market reforms and ed bill, it's not going to go any­ changes in deductibility of where." health expenses. Chafee and others were hud­ dling later with Senate Majority They are still trying to work Leader George Mitchell to dis­ out differences with Mitchell cuss their attempt to put to­ over drug coverage for the el­ gether a bill that could com­ derly, long-term care and what mand at least 60 votes. size companies could self in­ Mitchell said he and Dole had sure, he said. Will your company grow as fast as you do? So, Kevin! Almost every company's recruiting ad promises you rapid growth. But before making any decisions, ask them how fast they're growing. After all, you're going to have Have a Happy, trouble moving up if your company isn't. Over the last five years, while economic conditions have stalled many organiza­ Happy Birthday! tions, Andersen Consulting grew on the average of 20% per year. ANDERSEN From all of us at Compare that figure to any other firm you're con· sidering. It could be the difference between getting CONSULTING ARlliUR ANDERSEN & CO., S.C Graeters and ahead. And banging your head. Andersen Consulting will be conducting screening interviews on Thursday, Skyline!?! October 6 - Friday, October 7. Please see Career and Placement Services office for details. To learn more about us, please stop by at our Andersen Consulting Career Day on Friday, September 23 from 8:30 am - 5:00 pm in the La Fortune Ballroom. Casual attire is appropriate. VIEWPOINT Tuesday, September 20, 1994 page 7 THE OBSERVER NOTRE DAME OFFICE: P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 631-7471 SAINT MARY's OFFICE: 309 Haggar• Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 284-5365 1994-95 General Board Editor-in-Chief Jake Peters Managing Editor Business Manager John Lucas Joseph Riley

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Observer Phone Lines Editor-in-Chief 631-4542 Business Office 631-5313 Managing Editor /Viewpoint 631-4541 Advertising 631-6900 I 8840 Sports 631-4543 Systems/Marketing Dept. 631-8839 News/Photo 631-5323 Office Manager 631-7471 Accent/Saint Mary's 631-4540 Fax 631-6927 Day Editor /Production 631-5303 E-Mail [email protected] General Information 631-7471 Unix [email protected] • DESIDERATA , Ethics in the workplace: As a student of the law, I am frequent­ so close, and when Tony died, she, being ly exposed to lawyer jokes. I am not par­ the only immediate family member in ticularly offended by them; in fact I find Chicago, felt as if she had nowhere to many of them quite amusing. They do, turn. His younger sister - only ten however, prompt me to take a closer when he died - lost a mentor and a look at the profession I am entering and playmate. Her school performance has to question why it has become laden declined drastically and still six years with so many negative stereotypes. later she fails to exhibit any zeal for life A case I had occasion to work on in general. His mother, the quiet one in extensively this summer provided me the family. lost the person who under­ with a conduit for my thoughts on the stood her best when she lost Tony. subject. And I arrived at the conclusion And his father was hit hardest of all. that yes, there certainly are attorneys Ever since he could remember. Tony out there who deserve the criticisms had enjoyed learning about his father's , they receive. Their main objective is work and helping him with it. Tony and 1•making money, and they will represent his father were constant companions; as anyone who can pay their price. his mother put it. they were the dynamic On the other hand, however. there are duo, and his father was extremely proud attorneys who sincerely care about the of him. Now, he takes several medica­ tions for depression, and they alter him so he is even worse - in his own words, he either walks around "like a zombie" or feels like "going fishing and lumping Kirsten under the boat." These aspects of the case truly affect­ in mind. And I would have to agree that that I did not have to sacrifice my ethics ed me. I could not leave my thoughts it is questionable whether such people for my career. and when I hear a lawyer about it at the office, and at times I was who yet paid handsomely to defend joke (as I often will), I can rest assured Dunne even moved to tears. I realized how clients who are often less that complete­ that it is not targeted at people like me. lucky I was and prayed to God for the ly ethical are concerned about more Of course there is a much more funda­ Dendors' pain to subside. fundamental issues like the ones I mental reason for examining the ethics people with whom they deal and are not I was affected in a much different addressed in the case of Tony Dendor. of one's profession than avoiding nega­ aptly referred to as "snakes" or manner by the tactics of our opponents. I would not suggest that no one should tive stereotypes, and it involves the ben­ '"sharks". It is the latter sort of lawyer On the rare occasions when they defend people like our opponents in the efits one derives from his work. Money that I hope to become. acknowledged that the case was, at bot­ Dendor case. Morality is a very personal and material wealth will not accompany In the case that inspired this article, tom, about the loss of a human life, it thing and, while such representation us to our afterlives. But I firmly believe we represented the estate of a man who was primarily in an attempt to set a dol­ would conflict with mine, I am sure that that intangibles like compassion and fell to his death on a jobsite. The defen­ lar amount on it - and a low one at it works just fme for others. I only sug­ empathy will. Those of us who have dants included several large companies. that. They questioned for example, how gest that law students - indeed, every­ faith in God no doubt also believe that Although I do not feel at liberty to dis­ much the family now had to spend on one, no matter what profession they He cares more about whether we help cuss the case in great detail, what I can household repairs that Tony would have plan to enter - consider the moral is­ our brothers and sisters than whether relate is the following. done if alive. They inquired as to the sues involved. I have done so and have we make a lot of money. Tony Dendor was only twenty-three - cost of medications and counseling the reached the conclusion that I could not This brings to mind another reason I my age - when he died. He was paying family underwent as a result of Tony's in good faith work for a firm like the one felt so close to Tony Dendor. He, like his way through college to become a death. And they were very curious about representing the companies sued by myself, was an avid poet. I fmd the fol­ physical therapist, a profession to which the cost of his funeral and who paid for Tony Dendor's estate. Sure, I could lowing - an excerpt from a poem he he was attracted because it would en­ it. All of this is fme from a purely legal make a lot of money and I won't pretend composed the very month he passed able him to help others. He was perspective, but I found it hard to ignore that I would not like that, but my reason away - to be an apt closing: The lid is extremely close with his family, and the more fundamental issues in this case for going to law school was to help indi­ closed on that soul's life/ Only to be laid each of them was devastated in a differ­ and, from my perspective, their tactics viduals with real problems, who truly next to countless men/ And as for him ent way by his death. His older sister felt were tasteless and sickening. need my assistance. I might have a what of his struggle and strife/ He'll be very alone because Tony was her best My guess is that when people joke harder time paying off my loans than my reabsorbed and live again . friend. Neither of them had needed about lawyers' greed and slimy tactics, classmates who take the corporate Kirsten Dunne, ND '92. is currently a many other friends because they were it is the latter sort of attorneys they have route, but I will be able to say with pride third-year law student. GARRY TRUDEAU • QUOTE OF THE DAY

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-Roscoe Pound page 8 VIEWPOINT Tuesday, September 20, 1994 • LETIERS TO THE EDITOR Clinton using Haiti Do not boycott WalmartfMeijer Dear Editor: an eventual outcome contrary you, the final effect of unions is to boost approval Recently, a letter to the edi· to their very intentions. This to raise the cost of labor, Dear Editor: tor appearing in the Sept 14 would be exemplified by the thereby leading the employer In response to Josh Ozersky's Sept. 15 article on Haiti, where do Observer from Jennifer O'Dell, negative effects that a boycott to cut the number of employ­ I begin? President of the Saint Mary's would have, not only on the ees he/she hires, thereby Ozersky refers to Senators Newt Gingrich and Bob Dole as "the College Democrats. led us to stores, but also on the employ- increasing unemployment. As real villains of this Haiti invasion, and every invasion too" and believe that Meijer and Wal­ ees, the community and the the circle closes, O'Dell will accused them of taking this stance only to wage a political defeat Mart stores as well as Indiana customers that it serves. realize thai unemployed labor- of the President. What Ozersky does not realize is that the prob­ Stat~ law and Atn.~rlcan busi­ It is a basic economic fact .erswill not be able to afford lem lies not with Republican senators, but with Bill Clinton's im­ .~~ss are anththet;ic to the com­ the very products that these potence as a leader. Clinton was unable to unite the Democrats xnon goodwill of the laboring llnion workers are so diligently on the NAFTA vote (more Republicans voted for it than did work-force. These accusations , Liberal solutions to producing and against which Democrats), and he has been unable to rally his party behind his are totally unfounded, without serious problems you are so ready to boycott. health care plan. fact or cohesion. In conclusion, a boycott upon In addition to this, Democrats in the Congress have admitted First of all, in the article very often resemble the the local Meijer and Wai-Mart that if it came to a vote on whether or not to invade Haiti, the O'Dell accuses Meijer image of a martyr, ~tores is costly to the region, President would suffer a humiliating defeat. Since the Democrats Corporation of being anti· 'ves are we· .11- .the state. the employees and have an overwhelming majority in both Houses, how can ~orker. However. in tpe states Where motf the consumer. In 1920s Republicans like Gingrich and Dole be the "villains" of this issue? qf ~lchigan and. 9hio .. ··*ere receiv~d, put their prq,.. .. ·iii\ G}}i~a$"o, unions served a very If a villain in Ozersky's world is someone who opposes Bill Clinton, ~re ~ctivl!> un ··· bjch partie·. · 1 ·ft 1 · · · · useful function: their function it would appear that most of the Democratic Party is also a "vil­ ipate jn collec. v. .. argaining. posa $ 0 .. en resu tIn an •· .bas since been exhausted and lain" in the Haiti issue. To.say that Meijer is respon­ eventual outcome con- their presence unnecessary in I call into question if Clinton has the moral qualification to order sible for Indiana state law is trary to the'r1 ver 'nten1 the American landscape. American troops into this or any battle. The Constitution gives ridiculous, and as far as that Y - O'Dell, you claim that, "we him the legal right to do so, but legality and morality are often in Indiana state law is concerned, tions. This would be as students should not allow conflict with each other (slavery, abortion, etc.). A qualification of the democratic initiatives of exempJified by the nega- our reputations to be marred a good leader is that he/she is unwilling to order subordinates to this state should be of no con­ by associating ourselves with face risks the leader is unwilling to face him/herself. Bill Clinton cern to someone from Ohio, tive effects that a boy- these two companies," but used family friends to get out of the Vietnam draft and admitted in such as O'Dell. IfO'Dell is so cott would have .. : since we are a part of "two of writing in the 1960s that he "loathes the military." If Bill Clinton concerned about the power of the fmest institutions of higher thinks Haiti is worth the shedding of American blood, then maybe the unions in the state of education in the country," we he should personally hit the beaches with the Marines. Indiana, we cordially invite her that when their is a loss in should not allow our reputa- to register for the upcoming income, due, in this example, tions to be marred by advocat­ ANDREW DEKEVER elections this November. to O'Dell's proposed boycott, ing such extreme action on the Senior Furthermore, yolir proposed and labor being the most basis of such unfounded testi­ Off-campus advertising and customer boy­ expensiv~ cost component to mony. cott of the Wal..:Mart and the owner of the capita\, t.hi~ Next time, O'Dell, you should ~eijer stores.• b.ave far~ reach­ owner will reduce labor a~:> the... l9ok. past the end of your picket ing effects that your political first cost~saving meas1lte t(\" Jign and realize what your band-aid soll1tion.4fo not real­ prest'lrve profits. · ".,;:•. ~'good·natured". "feel-good" ize. By boycottiniftlie ·stores, Finally, O'Dell complains of solutions really do to America, they in turn,· will lose money American business taking their ··its citizens and its economy. which results in the very labor labor needs to places such as cut·backs that O'Dell is. strenu­ China, Burma and India. Let us ously trying to avoid. propose that the very labor JAY TOWN Liberal solutions to serious unions that you advocate sup­ President proble.ms y~ry_ 9ft~n resemble portillg ·.i~ .• what.drovl:! these, - ., ,,, CI:IRJS SEIDENSTICKER the image of a martyr, where companies to seek their labor Vice:· President motives are well~l'eceived, but in these foreign lands. . Notre Dame College Republicans their proposals often result in As any economist will tell

• OUR lAND Taxpayers need control over how money is spent

I became visibly upset when the major lems is to allow taxpayers indirect con­ entitlements or just discretionary spend­ he could choose to send $2000 to the news networks interviewed welfare trol over the budgets of the departments ing?, but the benefits are clear: military, $5000 to the Food and Drug moms to gauge their reaction to of the government. A minimal version •The taxpayers achieve a far greater Administration, and perhaps the rest to President Clinton's not-so-sweeping pro­ already exists for taxpayer financing of control over the appropriation of their education. posal to end welfare as we know it. presidential elections: those who want to money. But an individual who pays one million Why did the opinion of welfare moms fund presidential elections check the box • Program funding reflects a truer dollars in taxes would have more influ­ matter exclusively? Shouldn't the net­ on their tax form to pay a few extra dol­ nature of public support, effectively in­ ence than the taxpayer who pays eight works interview good, decent, honest, lars. The amount of money in the "bud­ creasing democracy. thousand, and even more influence than hard-working taxpayers to determine get" for presidential elections is deter· • The budget would be balanced, for the individual who pays no taxes (who their thoughts? After all, we are the mined by how many people wish to con-. there would be no justification to exceed would have no say under this method of ones who have to pay the extra 10 bil­ tribute, it is directly determined by the what the people allocate. implementation). lion dollars necessary to end welfare as American people. • Congress could fund almost every­ On an individual level those who pay we know it. The government should be thing constitutional. more taxes have greater authority over selling itself to middle America, rather • The bureaucracies would be directly how much specific government projects than narcissistic members of Congress responsible to the people, whereas now receive in funding, which destroys the and lazy welfare recipients. I yearn for a they are responsible to no one. desired strengthening of democracy. system where people rule. The last attribute deserves further Thus, a different method of im­ If it is indeed true that the preeminent explanation: federal agencies would plementation must be found. facet of representative democracy is the have to sell their agendas to the If one were to substitute a hypothetical equality of those involved in the process, American people. I can envision hundred dollars for an individual's actu­ then surely the greatest challenge to grandiose television campaigns with al amount of tax owed, the same bene­ representative democracy is minimizing famous celebrities pushing for more fits are realized but with the sustain­ the gap between electorate opinion and spending in defense, or speaking for the ment of the equality in our democracy. the opinion of those the people elect to Could such a system work on a larger innovations in the welfare system. Rather than one person divvying up represent them. It is in the reduction of scale, encompassing most or all of the If America did not appreciate a partic­ $5000 and another dividing a half-mil­ this gap, this ever increasing gap in federal budget? ular agency, they would be less inclined lion dollars, everyone slices one hun­ America, that we can again approach a Consider: Every year a bipartisan to support it; thus, the agency invigo­ dred dollars. Once the tax returns system of true government of the people organization publishes a book detailing, rates efforts to provide the people with arrive, someone averages the per­ and for the people. clearly, all the departments and sub­ what they want: they finance opinion centage appropriated to each federal An insurmountable amount of empiri­ departments of the government, with polls and community meetings to deter­ sector and that portion of the total cal evidence proves the following: once explanations of their function as well as mine how to regain favor with the tax­ amount of taxes collected goes to that we the people of the United States allow their worth. Perhaps a short pro and payers. It sounds like heaven. area of the government. our elected of officials to fund some­ con are attached to each department, The method of implementing the pro· No need to worry about us uneducated thing, we lose control of a) how much it objective delineating to the taxpayer. posed system of taxpayer control over masses making uneducated decisions - is funded, and b) how, specifically, those Regardless, taxpayers would use this appropriations remains an important it is our money after all. In addition, funds are spent. booklet (among other things to choose detail. Presently, the wealthiest perhaps such a program encourages the A crucial component in minimizing the where to send their tax dollars. The American has as much say, fundamen­ apathetic to become actively involved in aforementioned gap is allowing citizens detail in which one could go could be tally, as the poorest (with venal politi­ our government. more control over how their money is extensive, to specific projects of sub­ cians this is somewhat compromised, Most importantly, however, I have a spent. For instance, perhaps Americans departments, or, perhaps early on, the however). Implementation must there­ much stronger faith in the people to do not want to spend 30 billion dollars a system would just allow tax dollars fore preserve this preeminent facet of make fiscal decisions than I do in our year on welfare or 250 billion dollars a cho"ice on cabinet level departments, democracy. If taxpayers are allowed to honorable elected officials. Or at least year on defense. Perhaps Americans do slowly phasing in precise projects of the simply partition their tax dollars as they four trillion dollars of empirical evi­ not want to fund abortions as part of a government. see fit, all is indeed lost. dence suggests such a notion. health plan. The details of the plan can be debated Consider: If an individual was to pay Brian Fitzpatrick is a junior majoring The answer to such contentious prob- at great length for instance, include eight thousand dollars in taxes one year, in engineering. He lives in Planner Hall. ACCE-NT Tuesday, September 20, 1994 page9 The Radiation Building: An inside look

By PATRICK STONELAKE the lab work on solar power Accent Writer and medical radiation research. In all honesty, I could have gleaned a lot more from Doc if I Last week, a little apprehen­ hadn't been wondering how sively. I took a tour of the mys­ many millirems Devine picked terious Radiation Building. up while signing his name in It began as I headed across huge swooping letters on the the quad for perhaps my last side of the VDG. Maybe that's time at a quarter to three on a why he did not play that spunky beautiful South Bend summer little kid with a big heart. day. the kind of day that God Radiation poisoning. Curiouser usually saves for JPW, still a bit and curio user. shaky about charging into a building which I felt uncomfort­ Finally we saw the laser, one able looking at. There it sat, of many on campus, and two lurking between O'Shag and the huge shielded containers of reflection pool like some pre­ cobalt 60, which any physicist fab late seventies disco Death will tell you is yummy stuff. Star, frightfully nondescript and Doc assured me that any disas­ thoroughly intimidating. I was ter nasty enough to crack three prepared, however. I wore my inches of lead shielding would steel toed boots and glow-in­ cause more worries than any the-dark Halloween boxers cobalt it released, indeed, some (both known and respected in of what he told me suggests the scientific community for that we might best worry about their anti-radiation properties) Galvin or Nieuwland. And, as a and adopted a gung-ho, special side note, that eerie silver coat­ forces mindset. I was taking ing on the mirrors is nothing this place by storm. I prepared more than a thermal shield, several questions in my head. The Observer/Brien Few students are aware of what actually goes on inside the walls of the Radiation Building. designed to keep heat from the "Can you guys see out of those sun in in the winter and out in windows?" ... "What residence the summer. So I said goodbye halls would a full-scale melt­ ed for Bentley. I imagined a whole tour. enough to ionize anything short to Doc and left the lab, breath­ down take out?... Would wild-eyed wispy haired lab­ So Doc eased my fears and of a dining hall egg roll. I wit­ ing a tad easier, the Geraldo in Carroll be spared?" But I coated whirlwind, Doc Brown led me down into the legendary nessed an experiment involving me somewhat disappointed, but digress. from Back to the Future, burst­ "basement", explaining that the the ELA during which Doc alive to see another day. To I entered the building with ing through the door screaming main task of the lab is looked at the green phosphors keep the rumors alive, I'll say relatively little fanfare, aside " one point twenty one Radiation Chemistry, which bouncing on the sensor screen that I didn't personally inspect from PUSHing the PULL door, jigawatts!" Instead he snuck up basically involves the instiga­ and said appreciatively, "That every nook and cranny in the and spoke to the receptionist. on me, camouflaged in a yellow tion of chemical reactions looks like a nice beam." Sure, place, but I'm sure that if I had She told me that the assistant golf shirt and -1 looked twice to through low-level radiation. Doc. asked, Doc Bentley would have director, John Bentley, would make sure- Birkenstocks. He This radiation is generated in obliged. He is a sort of PR man be dq~ ID-~-Illin.ute. ;A.pl.Dan Devine and his team, it another article, but if you are by the U.S. Department of overactive imagination I produces seven million ev's specializes in electrostatic interested, call the lab and set Energy. Interesting. As I wait- thought of him as Doc for the which is apparently strong radiation. Here the denizens of up a tour.

• MEDICAl MINUTE Be smart, protect yourself By RYAN J. GRABOW and is effective for 24 hours. dams unless you really need these possible signs of an STD: pay for the lab work (Ranging N.R.E.M.T. but must be left in place six them, don't try to kid yourself, mild to severe burning upon from $10-$53) and any possi­ hours after the last act of in­ over 95% of all men require urination, discharge from ble medications needed, so Du Lac may outlaw it and tercourse in order to be effec­ regular size condoms (that's one's genitals, presence of flat costs are considerably less parietals can try to prevent it, tive. Some women complain of why they all come in one size). or cauliflower-shaped warts in than at an outside hospital. All but no one can deny that sex is difficulty in removal and Too large a condom will not fit the genital or facial region, bills can also be paid in cash to a part of our lives here under messiness, and a few women snugly onto the penis, thus itching in the genital region, insure the anonymity of the the dome. Birth control, sexu­ have also experienced irrita­ greatly increasing the chances visible infestation of lice or patient, and by law your par­ ally transmitted diseases tion due to allergic reaction. of it coming off during inter­ eruption of sores in the genital ents cannot be notified by (STDs), and pregnancy are a Although relatively effective in course. or facial region, flu-like symp­ University Health Services. nor reality for us all, whether preventing pregnancy, the toms, fever, headache, swollen can anyone else be notified of you're sexually active now or sponge offers little protection Latex condoms with spermi­ glands, pelvic pain, rashes, your condition without your waiting till marriage. With against STDs. cide are, by far, the best and genital inflammation. consent. over 20% of college women method of preventing STDs if For any student who should becoming pregnant each year, The condom, which is 90% you are sexually active. For many diseases, women become pregnant while and the current prevalence of effective against pregnancy, is Contraceptive foams, jellies, are less likely to suffer symp­ enrolled at Notre Dame, the STDs on college campuses a thin sheath of latex rubber. A creams, and suppositories, toms than men. and often University offers assistance around the country it's impor­ wide variety of condoms are which are about 80% effective times display no external through the Office of Student tant to remember that when it available, yet all types are not against pregnancy, are spread symptoms at all. Thus, it is Affairs, Campus Ministry, comes to sex - get the facts as effective at preventing preg­ over the cervix before each act especially important for University Counseling Center, before your act. nancy or the transmission of of intercourse forming a women to have regular gyne­ and University Health Services. STDs. spermicidal barrier between cological exams if they are Saint Mary's Health Center Birth control--what works? the vaginal canal and the sexually active. also assists women in obtain­ As. you may know most non­ 1)Never buy natural mem­ uterus. Many of the signs and symp­ ing pregnancy and STD testing prescription methods of birth brane condoms although they Only somewhat effective in toms of STDs have other non­ through private appointments, control prevent pregnancies in offer a greater degree of sen­ preventing transmission of sexually relate.d causes, thus maintaining the anonymity of one of two ways: blocking the sation, animal membranes are STDs, due to the spermicide, only medical testing can identi­ the student. sperm's route to the egg or weaker and more porous than many women fmd these forms fy the real cause. If you experi­ killing the sperm once it enters latex condoms, which make of contraception messy and ence any of these symptoms, In addition, Saint Mary's the vagina. Most drug stores them more susceptible to some men and women experi­ after engaging in sexual inter­ College offers academic advis­ have a variety of contracep­ breaking during intercourse ence irritation due to an aller­ course or other sexually inti­ ing, prenatal care, nutrition tives that fall under one or and poor protection against gic reaction. mate acts, medical testing assistance, financial assistance both of these categories. many STDs even when the con­ should be sought as soon as and pastoral counseling coun­ The contraceptive sponge, dom is intact. If you are a sexually active possible. seling to a pregnant student which is 82% effective against woman you may be interested through Health Services, - pregnancy, is a one-size-fits-all 2)Always buy condoms with in one of the many prescription Help -- where can I go? Campus Ministry, Residence soft, round-shaped sponge spermicide, the spermicide not methods of contraception that Here at Notre Dame, Life, and Counseling and about two inches in diameter, only enhances the condoms are available, such as the pill, University Health Services per­ Career Development. For pas­ which serves as a barrier be­ contraceptive abilities and the diaphragm, or cervical cap. forms private pregnancy and toral reasons, neither the tween the vaginal canal and male's degree of sensation, but STD testing. One simply has to University of Notre Dame nor the cervix, trapping sperm it also kills some of the germs STDs-- What to Look For call and make an appointment Saint Mary's College will take within the sponge while also that cause STDs. Regardless of the method of (First name only) to meet with any disciplinary action against releasing spermicide. It is contraception and STD protec­ one of the doctors on the unmarried students facing an inserted before intercourse 3) Never buy extra large con- tion you use, watch for any of University staff. Students only unplanned pregnancy. ------

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Upset-minded Detroit dumps Dallas with overtime field-goal, 20-17 1 I BY DENNE H. FREEMAN Hanson made his second over­ yards in a matchup of two of the Cowboys' defensive line. The Cowboys trailed for most Associated Press time field goal of the year. He the NFL's most prolific backs. A tie game would have been of the game, but they overcame had a 37-yarder against Atlanta Scott Mitchell connected on 13 the NFL's first since 1989, a 10-point deficit and tied it 17- IRVING, Texas in the first game of the season. of 27 passes for 127 yards and when Cleveland and Kansas 17 with 4:09 to play in regula­ Jason Hanson, who had two two TDs, while Aikman hit 26 City fmished 10-10. tion on Smith's 6-yard touch­ kicks blocked by Leon Lett late Detroit got the ball back with of 39 passes for 223 yards and down run to cap 59-yard drive. in the game, made a 44-yard 1:55 left in overtime when Pat one score. Instead, the loss gave Barry The drive started at the Dallas field goal with 27 seconds left Swilling sacked Troy Aikman In the end, though, it came Switzer his first loss as coach of 41 after Hanson missed from in overtime Monday night to and Broderick Thomas recov­ down to Detroit's kicking game the Cowboys and kept Lett from 51 yards. send the Detroit Lions past ered a fumble - the second for and Lett's outstretched arms. finally being a hero. The line­ Dallas 20-17, ending the Dallas in overtime. man is best known for fumbling Mitchell burned the Cowboys Cowboys' 10-game winning After a 17 -yard pass to Brett At the end of regulation, away a sure touchdown in the with two clutch passes to streak. Perriman and three unsuccess­ Hanson's 57-yard attempt was 1993 Super Bowl and his gaffe Herman Moore that helped the It was the first loss for the ful running plays, Hanson put blocked by Lett, and the line­ against Miami last Lions open a 17-7 lead midway Super Bowl champions since the winner just inside the right man knocked down a 51-yard Thanksgiving when he touched through the third period. last Thanksgiving when a blun­ goal post. attempt 5 1/2 minutes into a blocked kick instead of leav­ Mitchell hit Moore with a 25- der by Lett on a blocked field overtime. ing it alone. Lett didn't main­ yard pass on fourth-and-3 from goal attempt allowed the Miami Barry Sanders rushed 40 times But Lett was not in position to tain control of the ball, Miami the Dallas 36, then connected Dolphins to win in the snow at for 194 yards and Emmitt block the game-winner as the recovered and kicked a field with him on a 9-yard touch­ Texas Stadium. Smith carried 29 times for 143 ball sailed over the other end of goal to win. down pass on third-and-9.

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Another good performance was turned in by the Irish freshman as Tracy Melby tied for seventh place with a score of 163, while Katie King took eigth place with a 164. "King and (Tracy) Melby con­ tinue to show outstanding poise in in just their freshman year." said Hanlon.

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Make checks payable to and mail to: The Observer The Observer POBoxQ Published Monday through Friday, The Notre Dame, IN 46556 Observer is a vital source of information on people and events in the Notre Dame and Enclosed is $60 for one academic year. Saint Mary's Community. D Enclosed is $35 for one semester. Join the more than 13,000 readers who have D found The Observer an indispensible link to Name the two campuses. Please complete the accompanying form and mail it today to Address receive The Observer in your home. City State Zip r; I ! SPORTS page 16 Tuesday, September 20, 1994 • SOCCER Seniors set to rebound for Irish need to continue playing with points. On the defensive end Key conference the same intensity that they they boast the 1993 Newcomer showed against the Musketeers of the Year in the M.C.C. in games ahead and play better defense than goalkeeper Kal Kaliszewski. they showed against the for men Huskies. Lineup changes for the Irish "We have to reestablish the may include the second By THOMAS SCHLIDT defense," Adkisson explained. straight start for sophomore Sports Writer "With a stronger defense our midfielder Chris Mathis. offense will be better." On the injury front, Bill Lanza After losing their first confer­ is not expected to be back for a ence game last week to The Titans enter this game as little longer. He did not play in Northern Illinois, the (3 -2) a legitimate contender as they the game against the Notre Dame men's soccer team won back to back games Musketeers, and in the loss to understands that they cannot against Michigan State and the Huskies he complained of afford to give away anymore Western Michigan. still having some knee discom­ conference games. The play­ They are led by 1993 First fort. ers that understand this the Team all- M.C.C. forward "His knee is still bothering most are the seniors. Radek Papiez who is one of the him," Berticelli said. "I guess In the dominating win over offensive leaders with three he's not ready." Xavier last Sunday, it was the seniors that were the most prominent. Both seniors Tim Oates and Keith Carlson led the way for the Irish as they assisted each other to the first four goals of the game.

When the Irish play (2 -2 -1) Detroit Mercy tonight at 7:30 at Alumni Field, they will need the continued leadership of the seniors if they are to avoid los­ ing another crucial conference game. "Detroit Mercy is an impor­ tant game," senior sweeper Kevin Adkisson said. "It's a conference game, and we can't

The Observer/Eric Reuthling afford to lose it." The Observer/John Bingham Goalie Bert Bader and the Irish face conference foe Detroit Mercy. If they are going to win, they Senior Tom Oates is ready for tonight's shootout with Detroit Mercy.

•Gm.. w: Irish women golfers garner a second place finish; men struggle in thin Colorado air at Air Force

By JOE VILLINSKI came down to the short game last week­ Sports Writer end," said Thomas. "The players lacked the courage to hit a lot of puts." The air was thin and the scenery could Minnesota took the team title with 887 not have been more beautiful. strokes, three ahead of second-place Unfortunately for the Notre Dame Kansas. Michigan's Chris Brockway men's golf team, those picturesque con­ took medalist honors at 219, one stroke ditions were not condusive to low scores ahead of Aaron Barber of Minnesota. as the Irish headed out west to Colorado The Irish travel to play in the Geneva Springs last weekend to compete in the National Invitational next weekend in Air Force Falcon Invitational. Wisconsin. In addition, there will also There, the Irish placed 19th out of 24 be some changes in the Irish lineup teams in its first tournament of the year. there. Sophomore Brian Donohoe tied for 28th with a three-round total of 226, while "We are going to do everything we can senior Chris O'Connell tied for 79th with to establish a solid team for our tough a 236. spring schedule," commented Thomas. The Irish lady linksters also competed in Problems with the short game plagued tournament match play last weekend as the men through the whole tournament. they finished second in a 13-team field Because of the unusual terrain and at the Ferris State University backdrop, the inordinate number of puts Invitational. caused the team score to fall. "It was a magnificent golf facility," said Completing the two rounds with a 638 men's head coach George Thomas. stroke count, the Irish were lead by "However, everything broke away from senior Katie Shannon and junior Julie the mountains, making putting problem­ Melby. Both placed third with a score of atic." 156. Despite falling short, the Irish drives "The team really played pretty well were sizzling during the tournament. Photo Courtesy of Notre Dame Sports Information Junior Julie Melby earned a third place tie. "We drove the ball well, but everyting see GOLF I page 14

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