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EDITOR IN CHIEF Laura Mandanas a good scare Managing Editor Ilsa Shaw As finals week creeps closer and closer, there’s a certain desperation that starts to kick in letters to the editor pg. 04 COPY EDITOR Jen Loomis for many students right around this time. While a lonely few of you have managed to stay NEWS EDITOR Andy Rees on top of everything for the past eight weeks, not everyone at RIT is going to be looking news pg. 06 LEISURE EDITOR John Howard at straight A’s when they pull up their Fall 2008-2009 grade report on SIS. Although we’d NEW MAJORS AT RIT FEATURES EDITOR Madeleine Villavicencio certainly all prefer to that perfect 4.0 GPA, that isn’t necessarily what will be driving us Journalism. 3D Digital Graphics. Philosophy. SPORTS/VIEWS EDITOR Rachel Hart as we approach finals week. For many of us, there’s one reason and one reason alone that brick beat we will be working ourselves into a zombie-like state over the next couple weeks: fear. Bell Hall renamed. Board meets in California. WRITERS Margaret Barlow, Alecia Crawford, Neil From fear of failure and bad grades to fear of creepy, crawly (see “Terrifying SG Updates DeMoney, Carolyn Dunne, Danielle Gotschall, Rachel Hart, Creatures,” page 10), fear can be a very powerful motivator. Indeed, very little else compares. A+. Maximiliano Herrera, John Howard, Laura Mandanas, Every day, fear motivates our behaviors. Why do we back away from the forecast Emily Mohlmann, Andy Rees, Alex Rogala, Ilsa Shaw, Chris edges of cliffs and shirk from snarling ? Why is it that we avoid Plan accordingly. Zubak-Skees of dark alleyways and shy away from sketchy looking strangers? Rational security concerns, yes, but first and foremost, fear. It’s everywhere. leisure pg. 10 Art Every time I write an article for Reporter, there’s a part of me that’s, well, terrified. terrifying creatures ART DIRECTOR Susie Sobota What if it’s stupid? 6000 copies will be floating around campus — and worse, it’s Never go to South America. STAFF DESIGNERS Evan Anthony, Ryan Moore, going to be available online every time someone Googles my name. Scary. spill it Kelvin Patterson Even when it comes to politics, fear plays an important role. Whether people Anyone want an iPod? AD Designer Lisa Barnes vote or not (see “The Uselessness of Voting,” page 30, and “ Go Out and Vote,” page this is halloween 31), their support for a particular candidate is not determined solely by their Things to do on the PHOTO EDITOR Eric Drummond confidence in that person’s abilities. People are also motivated by their fear of the Pumpkin King’s Night. STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS Ben Liddle, Thomas Liggett, other candidate. Why do you think negative campaigning is so prevalent? Reviews Jake Hamm, Steve Pfost, Emma Tannanbaum And as if we didn’t have enough to fear in real life, people across the globe have Skeletal Lamping by Of Montreal. been working overtime for centuries to dream up other things for us to be afraid of. On/Off by Mike Attebery. Staff illustrators Katie Anderson, Jamie Douglas, We now get to add fear of zombies, vampires, and werewolves, and other creatures at your leisure Joanna Eberts, Sara Wick (see “The Medical Mysteries of Dr. William M Moran,” page 16) to the mix. Beans? Hobos? I don’t really know. CARTOONIST Michael Dennery Fear may not always be a pleasant (or positive) force, but it’s certainly a motivating one. Sometimes — especially around this time of year — it’s even kind of fun. features pg. 16 Production I hope you all get at least one good scare in this weekend. the medical mysteries of PRODUCTION MANAGER Kelvin Patterson Happy Halloween. dr. william m. moran PRINTING Printing Applications Lab Zombies, vampires, and chimeras. Oh my! something wicca this way comes Business Celebrating Samhain in style. PUBLICITY MANAGER Lindsay Block Laura Mandanas AD MANAGER Kyle O’Neill Editor In Chief sports pg. 24 BUSINESS MANAGER Timothy Wallenhorst DANSE MACABRE Ultimate frisbee. Online RIT EQUESTRIAN TEAM ONLINE EDITOR Chris Zubak-Skees Horses jump at Lehman Farms.

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Dear Reporter, In addition to raising money will exercise due diligence in the something to say on the topics institution without purpose. was attacking Christianity in I hope to read more articles Why? Because as Chris pointed out, I have an issue with the article for the Side-Out Foundation, we gathering of facts and information of torture or the death penalty, The government is made to be particular (probably due to the written by him in the future. we cannot scientifically pin-point titled “Tiger Den” for the issue signed a jersey and presented it to from all the parties involved. the abolition of which would be intolerant of theft, rape, murder, etc. words “church,” “New Testament,” when human life begins. While dated October 10, 2008. You’ve Anna McKinney. Her father Jeff is based on the strong morals of our Many of these “intolerances” come “Old Testament,” and the big Zachary Sproul, Second Year a woman certainly has a right to left out several details that fail a longtime volleyball official and Regards, lawmakers, perhaps guided by their straight from the Old Testament, picture of Jesus preceding the Software Engineering do what she wishes with her own to recognize key individuals well known in volleyball circles. 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The RIT volleyball both literally and Dear Reporter, and more thought-provoking “But wait,” some might say, “aren’t homosexuality (Islam, Judaism). “Intolerance.” The abortion issue a secular perspective). If you could Tiger Den is great and using the figuratively. Jeff is the Athletic I was disappointed when I read debate and insight, especially all humans moral agents, and Unlike many, I do not believe has nothing to do with religion, scientifically show me exactly when Tiger Den to get people to home Director at Greece Athena. The the article “Intolerance” in the when it comes to controversial holy books have just incorporated that abortion or homosexuality morality, or faith. It is actually life begins, I would be more than contests has proven to be an volleyball team at Athena was October 17 issue. I certainly discussions that we could be existing moral values into a negatively affects me. But they do one of individual liberty. While I willing to support state legislation invaluable asset to all teams. present in full force at the match shouldn’t hope that a staff having instead of some writer on system of belief?” If this is true, strongly affect the individuals who do believe in God, I am a big time that permits pregnancy terminations To clarify further, “Dig Pink” was dressed in pink. Some had the editorial on a college campus a college campus telling us how then it simply means that by engage in them. Frankly, whether secularist. I favor the repeal of up to that point (but not Federal brought to RIT by the Women’s opportunity to work the match would try to find some middle we should be thinking and why. the transitive property, moral abortion or homosexuality is all laws prohibiting prostitution, legislation, see Tenth Amendment). Head Volleyball Coach Roger as ball/towel girls. Jeff has ground through an exchange of Also, please don’t hit agents are intolerant. Since all morally acceptable or not, these gambling, drugs, marriage (gay or I don’t care what your position on Worsley. The Side-Out Foundation officiated numerous matches at ideas over highly debatable and anybody. We don’t hit. serving members of the United are issues that do not need to be otherwise, because it’s simply none the issue is or what you think of provides tools and suggestions RIT as a college official and a USA certainly controversial topics such States government are human, I addressed in Reporter. I feel they of the government’s business) and mine, but let it be known that my for event management and Volleyball juniors official. His as abortion and the role of religion Andrew Gibson, Fifth year suppose that religion-enforced can only inspire inflammatory much more simply because I value faith has nothing to do with it. donor collection. Dig Pink is daughter Anna was diagnosed in lawmaking. However, in place Computer Science moral codes will remain a and unconstructive responses. the individual’s right to make his or their signature event used this summer with leukemia of that we were given an essay part of US law indefinitely. I appreciate Mr. Tosswill’s her own choices above anything else. James Gimbi, Second year across the nation to unite all and has been in and out of the on reasons why the Democratic Dear Reporter, Second, I felt as if the article opinions on intolerance, and That said, I am indeed pro-life. Information Security and Forensics volleyball teams in their effort hospital for a better part of the National Party’s platform is more When I first saw the “Intolerance” to raise money for breast cancer year. It was our way of supporting palatable in government than article, I was more than anxious awareness. Coach Worsley was Anna, Jeff, and their family. religious fundamentalism. by what I thought was going presented with the opportunity On a closing note it seems I certainly would never argue to be another Conservative to host a community event and petty to point out the details of against the idea of gay rights bashing party. Mr. Tosswill put recognized the importance of an event that is weeks old, but or the right of a woman to together a very informative service through sport immediately. the people involved worked very choose, but “Intolerance” boiled and well-written piece, and it is I have hosted similar events hard to make sure the event ran these issues down to an overly obvious this is a very important at previous coaching posts and smoothly and I wanted to make simple and alarmingly strict issue to him. However, I am was charged with organizing the sure the proper credit was given guideline: “It’s not government’s worried by the aggressive tone event and securing donations/ to those involved. “Real Tigers Dig job to regulate morality,” and with which he approached sponsorships. I enlisted the help Pink” is the slogan we (Women’s that therefore nobody should use religion and one statement in of junior Vic Petko to get Tiger Den Volleyball) chose to represent religion as a reason for creating particular, “It’s not government’s and SAAC involved. I believe it our effort to raise money for any particular law. Outside of the job to regulate morality.” was at this time Women’s Lacrosse breast cancer awareness and inherent hypocrisy of declaring First, it’s okay to be intolerant. became involved with the event. research. There are portions of that someone else should follow The word “intolerant” has become I just want to emphasize that the article which leads readers your particular set of beliefs – in hijacked by our culture, and now this was a collaborative effort to conclude that a player from this case, ironically, the lack of only has negative connotations. spearheaded by the Women’s Women’s Lacrosse started and religious beliefs, but I digress – in There are instances of positive Volleyball team. Vic did a great organized a Women’s Volleyball lawmaking (I get the mental image intolerance. My teachers are job decorating and getting the event. Not to detract from the of a mother smacking her young intolerant of late homework, student groups involved. 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SAT 01 Eight Beat Measure’s 2nd Acappellaween Concert Two New Clubs Ingle Auditorium. 7 p.m. Enjoy the sounds of RIT a Two new clubs were approved by Student Government (SG): the Bhai New cappella groups picking up where Halloween left Association and Get RIT Environmental Education Now (GREEN). The Bhai off. Cost: $2. Association is a type a support system for people of that religion. The Bhai club restarted after a period of inactivity. GREEN was formed by and Majors mainly targeted towards NTID students, but received an endorsement at RIT SUN 02 from SEAL (Student Environmental Action League) as a way to get the by Maximiliano Herrera | illustrationi by Sarah Wick Volleyball vs. Nazareth green word around. Clark Gym. 3 p.m. Take a break from studying and support the Tigers. Cost: Free. Investigating adding +/- to Grading System A motion was made to form a committee that would investigate how adding pluses and minuses to RIT’s preexisting grading system would MON 03 work and how it would affect the student body. The committee would Susan Deer Cloud Poetry Reading investigate why pluses and minuses are not already incorporated. Liberal Arts Faculty Commons. 4:00 p.m. – 5:30 p.m. The committee would also explore the idea further for understanding (not Come listen and join the ride through this Native advocating) such a system. American poet’s work and career. Cost: Free. Rochester Idol This year Tiger Idol has been expanded to Rochester Idol. RIT will hold TUE 04 its yearly talent contest, but instead of declaring one winner, the top five Philosophy ELECTION DAY from Tiger Idol will move on to Rochester Idol. This will require multiple Editor’s Note: The author of this article Don’t forget to vote! Editor’s Note: Or not! See page 30. parties to be involved. So far only the University of Rochester seems to 3D Digital Graphics is one of the first Philosophy majors. ASC Presents: be on board with the idea. Rochester Idol will be an effort to increase “First of all, 3D graphics is just cool,” explained “The interesting thing about the Prepare and Conquer Study Skills Workshop interaction with other campuses in the Rochester area. Professor Marla Schweppe, department chair philosophy program here, as opposed Sol Heumann 47-1016. 8:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m. Finals for the 3D Digital Graphics Department. Journalism to that of other schools, is that we are are right around the corner, so learning how not to More Vending Machines in COLA “Secondly, before this major was introduced, Technology has had a huge impact on trying to show philosophical reflections freak out during an exam couldn’t hurt. Cost: Free. The placement of vending machines on the second floor of Building 6 the only way to get involved with 3D several professions and journalism is on non-philosophical careers,” has been approved. The machines will be placed next to the displays graphics from an arts perspective was no exception. This program is designed said Professor Jack Sanders, department that already stick out in the hallways. At the moment, the only vending through computer animation, but there is to allow students to have experience chair for the Philosophy Department. WED 05 machines are in the basement of the building. much more to 3D than just animation.” with several different forms of media. The goal of the Philosophy major is to unite Drive for Diversity – Marrow Donor Drive Illustration, medical illustration, lighting, According to the Journalism Department a technical knowledge with its philosophic Clark Gym. 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Learn about saving Earlier Return from Winter Break virtual worlds, and scientific visualization website, “Beyond simply writing and and ethical implications. Each student in someone’s life by joining the National Marrow The return date from winter break has been moved up a day, from Sunday, are some of the topics that are covered in reporting, you will be able to prepare philosophy is required to complement his or Donor Program Registry. Cost: Free. January 4 at noon to Saturday, January 3 at 2 p.m. This will give students this new program. The program is heavily content for dissemination across a variety her studies in philosophy with knowledge more time to get back to campus before classes resume on Monday, weighted towards giving students a large set of media.” The program is meant to be from a professional and technical discipline, January 5. of skills for when they go out in the workforce. flexible and allow students to explore their which can include completing a double THR 06 “3D graphics is exceptionally practical interests, as well as what type of journalist major. The major was designed for double Salsa Dance Class and Social in the job market,” said Schweppe. they want to be. Although the degree majoring, so the philosophy curriculum is Flat Iron Café, 561 State Street. 9:00 p.m. Learn “Video game companies, toy companies, is built to be versatile, the journalism built to allow the student to specialize in how to Salsa and work what your mother gave you. scientific research facilities, law firms, program still has a strong focus on the skills an area of philosophy any way they may Cost: Free. and many websites all utilize 3D needed by all professional journalists. choose. One of the department’s suggested digital graphics, and many other This mix of traditional journalism concentrations is the Philosophy of Science more fart companies hire graduates to build and with technological and professional and Technology track, which explores FRI 07 design models for Second Life.” skills, according to the site, is meant to how and why science works, and the Glow in the Dark Dance Party Work in the field will be done on a team. give students “the skills and knowledge implications of science and technology. SAU Cafeteria. 8:30 p.m. Come on, now! How often The program aims to teach students about that sets [the student] apart from more “Many students don’t look to RIT for do you get a rave on campus? Cost: $2. fart other aspects of a design/development traditionally trained journalists, [and to philosophy, but after they come here, they may team (such as programming), by including be] a valuable asset to any future employer find that they fall in love with philosophy. computer science courses in the curriculum. specializing in reporting and storytelling.” It almost feels like a calling,” said Sanders. •

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Bell Hall Renamed Board holds West Coast Meeting by Margaret Barlow by Danielle Gotschall Alexander Graham Bell Hall, one of the which saddened and upset them, and me RIT’s Board of Trustees hosted the “West Coast NTID residence halls, has recently been as well,” said Hurwitz. As a result, it was Board Meeting” in Palo Alto, California this renamed. The hall was first named in decided that the name would be changed. summer from July 9 to July 11. Approximately honor of the famous inventor due to his As of now, the hall is simply being called 60 trustees, administrators, and deans efforts to teach deaf children how to speak. NTID Residence Hall 50C. There have been met with 22 companies located in the However, many people, including NTID no discussions or plans to pick a new name Silicon Valley, Los Angeles, and Seattle. President Alan Hurwitz, felt that this actually yet. In regard to a possible new name, According to the Vice President for created division in the Deaf community. Hurwitz said, “RIT policy states that a new Development and Alumni Relations Lisa Cauda, “There was a growing consensus that name for a building must be connected with one of the purposes of the meeting was to Bell advocated an exclusive approach to a significant contribution to the college learn about “current and future technological communication that did not support a sense of and must be tied with RIT’s mission.” trends that are important to RIT.” As a result, community of Deaf people who use a variety So, while anyone is free to suggest names, RIT leadership now has a better grasp on the of communication approaches, including they must follow this policy and ultimately technologies with which current students will American Sign Language,” said Hurwitz. get approval by the RIT Board of Trustees, work and aid in developing after graduation. Due to the controversy that this issue who approve the naming of RIT’s buildings. No less important was the meeting’s created, Hurwitz set up an open forum Bell’s contribution to the Deaf community strengthening effect on RIT’s relationships of students, faculty, and staff last spring will continue to be taught in classes with the companies present, granting to discuss the matter. “Those who did about Deaf history. He is even noted in current students increased access not have a strong position felt that the books written by NTID authors Edward to these companies for cooperative unity of our community was threatened, Scouten, Harry Lang, and Karen Conner. • education and work after graduation. “We visited companies that RIT has — or could have — partnerships with to discuss how we can better prepare our students for the work force,” said Student Government President Ed Wolf, who was present at the meetings. Nearly 4000 RIT alumni live and work in California, which could provide students with additional networking opportunities. Cauda was instrumental in coordinating the meetings with the array of corporations and organizations. They included software giants such as Oracle, Adobe, Apple, and Microsoft. The list also featured companies like Boeing and Avery Dennison, and research facilities like the NASA Climate Change Lab and Xerox’s Palo Alto Research Center. Wolf summarized the board meeting by saying, “As a result of this trip, RIT will be making significant changes to the university in the years to come.” • photograph by Eric Drummond

 News | 10.31.08 Human Bot Dermatobia hominis Hawk and genera This stump was none other than a bot , a plump, parasitic maggot We’ve all heard of . Whether from a cheesy horror film or a with tiny spines encircling its body segments and a mouth hook used terrarium, the majority of us fear them. Now, imagine a more than to dig farther into human skin. It found its way to Gerard’s skin via half their size that feasts on their intestines. Enter the tarantula hawk. mosquito. Female tarantula hawks are the true hunters of the genus. They will Typically, female bot flies will capture a blood-feeding (such as generally seek out a tarantula, capture it, and inject it with venom a mosquito) in mid-air and force anywhere from 10 to 50 eggs onto the from their thick 1/3-inch-long . This dose is powerful enough to insect’s abdomen. Once the insect lands on and punctures flesh, the eggs completely paralyze the spider within seconds of the sting. drop onto the human body and hatch within five minutes. They then After having dragged the spider into a deserted burrow, the wasp lays squirm to the nearest bite wound, abrasion, or hair follicle. If no openings a single egg on its abdomen and then covers the entrance with dirt. The are to be found, the five-minute-old maggots can also rip through intact larva hatches fairly soon and begins to suck the juices from the still-living skin. spider. Once it is strong enough, the larva forces itself into the spider’s The larvae have a breathing tube (known as a posterior respiratory body and feasts, yet avoids the vital organs so as to keep the spider alive spiracle) which must remain in constant contact with air if the creature and fresh for as long as possible. Eventually, the spider dies, and its body is to breathe. Therefore, the wound of a bot fly larva will neither heal nor is left to decay in the very same burrow. By that time, a healthy adult cease to ooze as long as the larva is embedded in the skin. The wound is tarantula hawk is ready for flight and out on the hunt for more. often excruciatingly itchy and intense shooting pains occur almost every Tarantula hawks are an extremely adaptable species that seems to be time the maggot shifts around or grows. just about everywhere tarantulas are found: If there’s a spider to hunt, After less than 10 weeks, the maggot is done with the human body. they will be there. They have been found in the U.S. as far north as Ore- Its rings of spines loosen their grip and it pops out of the skin, onto the gon, but typically stay within desert areas. Although not typically violent ground, where it will then burrow and pupate for four to eleven weeks. towards humans, they have one of the most intensely painful stings of Then, it will emerge as a fully-grown bot fly, ready to plant eggs and any wasp in the world; the Schmidt Sting Pain Index rated them as a 4.0, perpetuate the species. second only to the bite of a Bullet Ant. Human bot flies are found only in the , and are particularly common in Mexico and Belize. Rare cases have been known to occur in or near the eye sockets. Immediate surgery is required to prevent any damage to this sensitive area, often performed without anesthetic due to either allergies or financial limitations. The patient is then forced to stay awake and completely alert as a massive maggot is painfully dredged from their skin in plain view.

Medina Worm Dracunculus medinensis Otherwise known as “the fiery serpent,” this worm is parasite even to fleas. The larvae start their lives out in fresh water, where they are first Terrifying swallowed by a water flea. The larvae continue to grow and develop within the water flea, which is eventually consumed by an unsuspecting (such as a human). The medina worm larvae immediately latch on to the intestines and feed. Whereas the water flea is quickly dissolved by stomach acid, the worm remains undetected; not even the immune system recognizes its presence, Creatures although the worm stays in the intestines for an entire year. The most Several years ago, a graduate student named Gerard returned to his recognizable early symptom this creature causes is the occasional high laboratory after two week’s worth of field work in Belize. He had accumulated fever. several insect bites, which is not unusual given the time of year and the Once a digested worm reaches the adult stage, it mates along the At this point in time, the only way to remove it is by twisting its body mosquito breeding ground of a swamp where he was stationed. After three intestinal wall, and the male dies. The female then migrates to the surface around a matchstick and slowly reeling it out. It’s no wonder that this weeks, one of the bites on his head began to swell and itch much more than of the body — well into your subcutaneous tissue — and will grow to be painful, time-consuming process is why the parasite is more commonly any others he had seen. around three feet long. Along with any other adult female worms, she will known as “the fiery serpent.” He began to experience sharp, shooting pains from the area of the bite eventually move to your lower extremities (such as the ankles) and will The worms have been found in Egyptian mummies, the corpses of and eventually asked a fellow graduate student, Regina, to take a look at begin to push herself out of your skin. emperors, and the pages of ancient Greek medical books. This worm it. What Regina saw was a massive boil oozing with blood and pus. In the A blister begins to form, and eventually it is visible through the skin as is so world-renowned that it’s thought to have been the symbol for the center of the wound was a small, white dot; she remarked that “it look[ed] an inflamed worm-shaped protrusion. When the infected person comes traditional medical logo: a snake coiled around a staff, otherwise known like an eye.” in contact with water, the worm releases a milky, white liquid containing as the Rod of Asclepius. Although modern day medical process is to reel After probing the pustule for several minutes, a wrinkly white stump millions of immature larvae that start their own life cycle. the worm out with a matchstick, the procedure is still essentially the emerged. As if on cue, the stump began to pull itself back into the oozing Eventually, the worm erupts through this blister. As its head continues same. wound. Gerard winced and Regina brought out the tweezers. to emerge, more of the same milky white residue spews from the wound. Video footage and more creepy creatures available at reportermag.com. •

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Last year, the When > November 1 in Ingle iStress of getting beaten in the candy the Distillery makes their own winners received a pretty Auditorium at 7 p.m. gathering masquerade by a five- signature brew, which could hefty gift certificate. They are The Lowdown > Eight Beat Measure, Dear istress, Now option, or set a starting 8% of the initial $50 (or $4) + like Gazelle (http://www.gazelle. year-old wearing a homemade help you enjoy your cemetery also providing food, which is one of RIT’s three male a capella You must take into account we’re price for the auction option. 4.5% of the remaining $50 (or com/sell-mp3-players) or Kung Fu Panda costume), visit even more thoroughly. really awesome since it’s a free groups, will be performing in an economic decline and it’s The insertion, or listing fee, at $2.25). Your total will be $6.60. Podswap (http://www.podswap. consider these other events event and is open to anyone Halloween-themed gems such getting harder to sell items. My starting auction values between Either way, you’ll end up with com/catalog). They both offer happening on campus and around Rocky Horror Picture Show who wants to show up. as “Monster Mash” and experience with Craigslist is $50 and $200 would be $2.00, a profit of just shy of $94. iPod trade in programs, and Rochester. It could save you When > Friday, October 31 Reasons To Go > Halloween “Zombie Jamboree” in addition to that people feel its okay to give and then the closing fee would If you don’t want to do eBay, you they’ll give you store credit or from crushing embarrassment. and Saturday, November 1 dances are the least awkward other selections (like Coldplay’s offers, even if you say your price be 8.75% of your first $25 of the can try Facebook Marketplace. cash for your iPod. At Gazelle, an at the Webb Auditorium dance you can have. What girl “Viva La Vida”). The group will is firm. With more expensive sale, or $2.19, with an additional The listings are free like essentially new iPod Nano with Mt. Hope Cemetery Tour at RIT. Doors open at 8:30 would turn down a dance from perform alongside other singing items I think you’ll have more 3.5% of the remaining sale value Craigslist, and you’ll have a more all accessories will fetch you When > Any time you want to p.m. and the performance James Bond or V unless she’s groups including Serendipity of luck with a different sales venue. (minus the initial $25). So if you targeted audience (RIT students). $84. At Podswap, you can get go to the Mt. Hope Cemetery begins at 9 p.m. each night already hanging out with Zorro? SUNY Albany and Touch Tones I’d try eBay first. Yes you sold the iPod for $100 on an If you find a buyer there, you’ll $82 for a trade of $79 for cash at 1133 Mt. Hope Avenue. The Lowdown > Tickets cost $4 and If you have a good costume and of Cornell University. Cost of the have to deal with the listing auction listing, your total fees most likely be able to walk the — less than the $100 you’re after, The Lowdown > This is a self- they go fast. These Halloween a mask, you can take it all in evening’s performance is $2. fees, closing fees and shipping would wind up being $6.81. iPod to its buyer. The downside, but you don’t have to deal with guided audio tour that lets you shows are the last dates that stride without worrying about Reasons To Go > Who doesn’t the item, but in the end you’ll If you sold it with a fixed price of course, is that college students the hassle of finding a buyer. go through the cemetery where RIT gave the Ancient Spirits much future embarrassment. like songs about zombies? probably end up getting more auction or Buy It Now at $100, aren’t exactly known for the extra Frederick Douglass is interred. of Evil troupe permission to Eight Beat Measure know their cash for your product. You can your listing fee would be $0.35 cash they’re throwing around. e. Call 585-419-9758 and you can get perform. This looks to be the Zack and Miri Make a Porno strengths as a group when set a price if you do the Buy It and your closing fee would be Lastly, you could try a website a tour of all of the popular people, farewell tour for on-campus RHPS When > Opening Night they perform, so this concert or “stops” as the description puts fun, so get your tickets early. is October 31 promises to be a solid one. • it, at the cemetery. It costs $3.95 Reasons To Go > You can dress The Lowdown > Clerks director per phone call, so make sure only up in the most ridiculous RHPS Kevin Smith’s story about a

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album is more like a patchwork, with many material, which may surprise some fans. Of Montreal small snippets segued together into songs, Perhaps the highlight of the album is Stream of Facts Reporter Recommends Skeletal Lamping ignoring traditional pop structures. “An Eluardian Instance,” an upbeat track about The third season of The Office featured an episode A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), The Exorcist (1973), The Fog (1980), The by Alex Rogala From the very start, this new approach Kevin Barnes meeting his wife in Sweden. entitled “The Reason” where Pam and Jim hide Andy Mist (2007), The Shining (1980), The Ring (2002), Ringu (1998), An American is evident. The opener, “Nonpareil of Pop horns swirl around glistening bell noise Bernard’s cell phone in the ceiling to get revenge for Haunting (2005), The Amityville Horror (2005), Halloween (1978), The Favor,” begins like a typical Of Montreal and frantic electronic drums while Barnes Bernard’s obnoxious singing of The Cranberries’ hit Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005), Frankenstein (1931), Frankenstein (1994), It seems that with each passing Of Montreal song: Barnes shouts lyrics about sings a surprisingly restrained narrative song, “Zombie.” Other than Bernard’s version, “Zombie” Juice (1988), Sleepy Hollow (1999), The Hills Have Eyes (1977), Dracula album, two things are inevitable: Frontman “paradigm kisses” and secret languages over that contrasts with the remainder of the has been covered by nine different bands since 1995. (1931), Texas Chain Saw Massacre (both 1974 and 2003 versions), Secret Kevin Barnes’ fashion sense will evolve even top of a synth-laden electropop backing. album. Other standout tracks include the Rob Zombie’s remake of John Carpenter’s Halloween has Window (2004), Bug (2006), The Thing (1982), The Sixth Sense (1999), Misery more bizarrely, and the band will become even Within a minute, however, this transforms risqué “Beware our Nubile Miscreants” grossed over 10 million more than the 1978 original, which, (1990), The Descent (2006), The Strangers (2008), The Mothman Prophecies more experimental. Skeletal Lamping, into an almost country shuffle before finally and the heavily funk-laden “Wicked Wisdom.” at the time, was the highest grossing independent film to (2002), Poltergeist (1982), Tenebre (1982), Hostel (2005), Hostel: Part II (2007), the eagerly anticipated follow-up to their exploding into a barrage of distorted guitars. Overall, Skeletal Lamping does have some date. Neither film was shot in the fall, though, making the Ju-on: The Grudge (2003), “Carrie” (1976), When A Stranger Calls (1979), critically acclaimed 2007 release (Hissing Fauna, Most of the other songs on Skeletal Lamping flaws, but its redeeming characteristics tend to prospect of acquiring pumpkins difficult for the crew. Pyscho (1960), and The Hitcher (1986), not necessarily in that order. Are You the Destroyer?) continues this tradition, share this spastic approach. The usual batch outweigh the negatives. Of Montreal seems to Pumpkins are a member of the Cucurbita genus, which being one of the stranger albums of the year. of drum machines, guitars, and retro synths have realized the value of musical exploration, includes zucchini, squash, and cucumbers. They were once It’s not that Skeletal Lamping does anything is complimented by the expanded use of and it certainly pays off in a very fun way, thought to bring about a cure to freckles and a remedy for Cartoon by Michael Dennery particularly new musically; rather, it’s instruments such as electric piano and even if it takes a few listens to grasp. • snakebites. Today, many people believe that pumpkin seeds how the music is presented to the listener. autoharp, creating strong elements to the can be used as a prevention for prostate cancer in men. Although there are 15 physical songs, the snippets of music. And lyrically, the songs The use of garlic as vampire prevention was inspired are much darker than previous Of Montreal by an ancient belief that the vegetable had purification and healing powers. Ancient societies would pass garlic around church ceremonies to ensure no evil spirits were attending. They claimed that anyone with a distaste or allergy to it was under the workings On/Off of spirits that were precursors to the vampire. Mike Attebery It is believed that the man responsible for the modern by Laura Mandanas day image of the vampire Count Dracula, Bela Lugosi, turned down the role of the monster in James Whale’s Frankenstein (1931), claiming that the role was not sexy On/Off, a horror novel by RIT alumnus Mike into the bathroom, takes off her shirt, bodice-ripping, the trajectory of the plot enough for him. There were twenty minutes of test footage Attebery, tells the tale of Jamie Pepper, and... yeah. abruptly veers into horror, and gets lost there with Lugosi as the monster was shot on video under the a freshman photography student facing Now, I’m not saying that this couldn’t for the next hundred pages. Although the supervision of the original slated director, Robert Florey. early onset Parkinson’s Disease. After happen at RIT. But come on. Even leaving a story gains some momentum in the final 55 New ways of life on Mars are being shot on camera and Difficulty Rating: EASY Quote undergoing a risky experimental procedure, wide berth for dramatic license, most of the pages, the resolution is incredibly unsatisfying. studied by scientists via a process developed by the Idaho

Jamie’s debilitating symptoms party situations described in the book just It’s at a complete disconnect with what National Laboratory (INL). This “point and shoot” process 4 8 9 1 5 3 lessen, and he begins the return to don’t ring true. Nor, for that matter, do any had happened prior to that point, and, allows for less contamination of Martian specimens as it 9 2 4 7 “Always normalcy — or so he thinks. of the female characters. Though there are quite frankly, doesn’t make a whole lot further develops the study of alien life that is astrobiology. 5 8 2 4 6 The novel takes place at RIT, but aside some halfhearted attempts at developing of sense. In 2007, an advertisement campaign in New Mexico from some awkward name dropping and a the relationship between Jamie and Kelli Attebery writes with passion, but a good featured a television commercial of outer space alien 3 9 4 make the few unflattering descriptions of Computer (the love interest), it’s clearly not a priority. novel requires more than just that. Bottom line: creatures at an office dressed in business attire, talking 2 6 7 9 1

Engineering majors and Deaf people, the Readers are usually far better informed on the Storywise, On/Off is way, way off. • about all the great attractions the state has to offer. 7 5 8 9 2 audience setting is utterly alien. For example: state of Kelli’s nipples than her state of mind However, rather than attracting tourists to the “best place 6 9 4 The first Friday of the quarter, our protagonist — unless, of course, she’s thinking about sex. On/Off by Mike Attebery in the universe,” the ad merely enraged New Mexican suffer as 9 1 has no classes. As advised by one of his art Although Attebery paints an exquisite Publisher: Cryptic Bindings locals, claiming it was bringing their standards down. 6 4 5 7 8 professors (“If you’ve got some pot, portrait of psychological desire, it is almost Release date: November 11 much as smoke it. If you’ve got the means, get drunk entirely undone by the frequent and tiresome Print price: $19.95 this weekend.”), Jamie dutifully follows his descriptions of physical acts. On/Off borders Download price: $9.99 Overseen and Overheard at RIT “Giving directions? Oh God!” possible.” RA to a frat party in Perkins. After several on pornography, and not at all in a good way. Student with guitar at Java Wally’s drinks, a Courtney Cox look-alike known A larger problem, though, is the story. “Flush twice, it’s a long way to Gracie’s.” Alfred Hitchcock as the “samurai of blowjobs” pushes Jamie After an interminable 210 pages of gratuitous SAU bathroom graffiti “Hands off my koozie!” Frat guy at party

14 Leisure | 10.31.08 15 The Medical Myster ies of On October 17, 2008, an undisclosed medical pulses about the body. The result is this still alive, I do not believe that he will remain institute in western New York caught flame zombie-like condition that often proves fatal a zombie nor suffer any permanent damage. Dr .Willia and burned to ground. All of the patients and for its victims. Smaller exposures to the Oct. 10, 2oo8 m M Mor staff of the institute were believed to have toxins result in a numb, tingling feeling in the Patient II- Frankenstein an escaped the flames, but upon searching the mouth and lips, which the meal is famous for. A 72-year-old man came to us of his own premises in the aftermath, firefighters came Further research illuminated other accord claiming that during a recent doctor’s by John Howard across the remains of three patients and the uses of TTX, including that of Vodun, a trip to a local hospital, “strange and inhumane” photography by Thomas Liggett styling by Joanna Buglione body of a Dr. William M. Moran in a concealed popular religion of Haiti. In this religion, procedures were performed on him while area in the basement of the complex. All three a powder called coupe poudre containing he remained unconscious. He had been patients had many unusual characteristics. the neurotoxin is given to a victim rushed to the emergency room because of a As the investigation continues, all mixed with another powder containing stroke, losing consciousness en route to the information regarding the victims remains hallucinogen-generating compounds taken hospital. Ever since, the patient has been confidential and classified. However, from datura plants, also known as “zombie unable to control his left hand, as it moves firefighters did find Dr. Moran’s medical cucumbers.” The combination is used to involuntarily. The patient claimed it was the journal, which lead to speculations create a lasting zombie effect — a will- doctor’s doing and wanted “whatever they that he was part of a top-secret project less state of deliriousness thought to be put in him” taken out. I assured the patient involved with observing and identifying worse than death and used as punishment that we would get to the bottom of it. these bizarre patients. Included are against the victim for serious crimes. The first step was to monitor the patient’s excerpts preserved from this journal. Unfortunately, no cure has been developed. brain activity. I scanned his brain for any I have initiated the infusion of fluids to signs of irregularity with functional magnetic Oct. 8, 2oo8 accommodate his high blood pressure, but resonance imaging (fMRI). All actions involving Patient I- Zombiism feel it is far past the point of stomach the unaffected limbs appeared normal based The first subject came to us abruptly and decontamination. Overall, on the results. The reactions in rather unexpected. A man in his late 40s who the patient should be his brain corresponded was returning from a business trip in Japan considered lucky with most voluntary had been found lifeless with untraceable and, based on his and involuntary breathing and pulse. Later that day, the current state movements. man was pronounced dead and funeral and the fact However, arrangements were set. However, when that he is there was a mortician noticed the body breathing two days afterwards, the man was rushed to our facilities for further testing. As we attempted to diagnose the unusual circumstances that led to his short-lived demise, one of the first details uncovered was an unusual substance discovered in his stomach contents: A raw fish by the name of Fugu, more commonly known as puffer fish, which is a local delicacy of Osaka, Japan, the city he was visiting. Further testing revealed he had consumed the fish just over an hour before his plane’s departure. I immediately attributed this discovery as the cause of his zombie-like state. Fugu is an extremely poisonous fish that requires precise preparation. Chefs must complete an involved certification process The following is an in order to legally prepare it in licensed account based on factual restaurants. The ovaries, liver, eyes, and the evidence in the medical field. brain of the fish contain a neurotoxin called The conditions and symptoms tetradotoxin (TTX). If accidentally ingested, in the story are real. The events TTX works to block the sodium channels that and characters are fictionalized. allow nerve and heart cells to send electrical movement. This indicated that a more Fortunately, I was almost certain of order to lessen the amount of porphyrins in dizygotic, or fraternal twins fuse together before birth and is only present on humans located. The diagnosis of colorectal cancer intense level of control and preparation the diagnosis right away. It was a form of his system that builds up in bone marrow, early in the embryonic stage. The result of during gestation. The presence of lanugo confirmed the suspicions of hypertrichosis was required during the “uncontrolled” porphyria, a family of diseases that eats away red blood cells, plasma, urine, and feces. this union is one zygote with two sets of DNA hair on a human is often associated with involvement. The patient was most likely movements. The results were similar to a at the skin and nervous system because of that will then be distributed throughout the malnutrition. This indicated that something suffering from an acquired form of the study led by Frédéric Assal in 2007 at the a build up of the natural chemicals called development of the child. Therefore, different was seriously wrong with the patient. disorder called Acquired Hypertrichosis University Hospital in Geneva, Switzerland. porphyrins. I had never seen it this bad The patient organs within a subject’s body could be I inquired about the patient’s life, trying to Lanuginose (AHL) as a result of the tumor. It was not until all this information was before. The patient remained in the ward composed of two different genetic make-ups. locate a possible cause of the hair growth. She Though not yet proven, the connection presented to the patient that he was willing overnight. A Porphobilinogen Urine Test was released Other than the observable abnormalities appeared quite healthy. She informed me that between adenocarcinoma cancers, such as to accept that is was not an external force was performed and I phoned the mother such as two different eye colors or, in some she was a vegetarian, exercised regularly, and that of colorectal, and AHL has been noted in causing his movements, but an internal one. the next day with the results which, as the next day cases with animals, varying textures or had no traces of forms of hypertrichosis in her the medical field. It is theorized that secretion I diagnosed the patient with a neurological suspected, showed a high level of porphyria. tones of fur, natural cases of Chimerism family. However, when the patient was asked involved in tumor development is responsible disorder called Alien Hand Syndrome (AHS) Judging by the test and the severity of October 13, 2oo8 often go unnoticed because there are no if she had experienced any other irregularities for the stimulation of lanugo growth. Nothing which usually appears after a brain surgery the patient’s condition, I believed the Patient IV- and V: indications of the condition’s presence. in her life other than the hair growth, she cited has been proven but observed cases of (such as corpus callosotomy, where the boy’s specific condition to be Congenital The Chimera Girls The two patients were diagnosed and stomach cramps, which her normal physician patients with AHL and malignant tumors connection between the two hemispheres Erythropoietic Porphyria, also known as The day was spent examining two young released the same day, appearing to offer had attributed to menstruation. In addition, usually cause excessive hair growth in the of the brain is separated), a stroke, or Gunther’s disease, which is a very rare version sisters: Patient IV, older than Patient V by no threat to themselves or to society. recently she had noticed blood in her stool. many of the areas similar to the patient’s. an infection. Victims of this condition of porphyria. It involves a deficient enzyme two years. Both girls were born of the same When asked when the last time was that the I immediately ordered for a biopsy to will feel sensation in their hands but be called Uroporphyrinogen III Cosynthase. mother and both provided with the same Oct. 15, 2oo8 patient had a colonoscopy performed, she determine the stage of the patient’s tumor unable to control their movement, and I recommended that the patient visit a genes by their same father. However, each Patient VI- Werewolf replied with “never” for personal reasons. and explained to the patient that once treated sometimes do not even notice movement. porphyria specialist for further action. The of these girls carried completely different Today a patient was in tears when I came After convincing the patient that a properly, the lanugo hairs should recede. I am holding him as an inpatient for only minor solution to this disease are blood genes than their mother, as discovered to examine her — obviously upset with her colonoscopy was absolutely necessary, continual examination until further notice. transfusions and removal of the spleen in during a simple blood test procedure. In physical appearance. She was a 51-year- the test was performed and a tumor was Oct. 16, 2oo8 order to grasp the situation entirely I decided old woman experiencing excessive hair Patient VII- Unknown Oct. 10, 2oo8 to examine each patient independently. growth throughout her abdominal, pubic I ran into a slight inconvenience while Patient III- Vampire After a thorough physical examination and chest area. She claims to have noticed trying to speak with the patient today. A young teenage boy arrived with his of Patient IV, it would appear that she was early stages of this development during her He suffers from a sort of fire-breathing mother after we asked them to stop a completely healthy 12-year-old girl. Her birthday a few years back, a night that condition. Unfortunately, other than that, by for a brief inspection. He arrived heartbeat was steady, her blood pressure at she corresponded with a full moon. little is known of his physiology. wrapped in a thick black cloak 124 over 84 mmHg, and she maintained Initially, upon a brief physical The patient is being held in a high covering his entire body. I followed a healthy weight. The only aspect of inspection, I had attributed the security cell for safety precautions. the mother’s instruction to the patient’s figure that struck me as hair growth to hypertrichosis, Upon entering the room, I found he cover all the windows to seal unusual was her eyes. It appeared a condition also known as had escaped although the lock and all sunlight from leaking into her left eye was a light shade of Werewolf Syndrome. With this chain was still intact. It was then the ward. The patient was hazel and her right a dark brown. condition, victims experience attacked. I managed to regain allegedly allergic to sunlight. A physical examination of Patient an unwanted and above control of the patient and escape The mother unwrapped V led to the discovery of no major average amount of bodily hair with only minor burns. I will the child. He was covered in physical abnormalities. However, growth. This often-hereditary tend to my wounds and try again cuts and blisters, many of unlike her sister, she did not abnormality, though tomorrow, but I fear that the which were open and many possess opposing eye colors. Next, embarrassing to the victim, is project’s lack of knowledge in scabbed over. His hands I extracted DNA samples from not harmful or contagious. this final patient is risky, even were the worst of it; many of different areas on the patients Two factors struck me as for a study of this magnitude. his knucklebones protruded body and, when comparing the odd with this particular case. This was the last passage through his skin which was samples from the skin to the First, the patient claimed that added to the journal. All other lined with discoloration and hair, it appeared that the two she had never experienced data and analysis was lost scarring. He was missing sets of DNA taken from the any problems with hair in the fire. Patient VII was two fingers on his left hand. same subject did not match. growth before. First, it never recovered, but theories The patient’s mother told This confirmed my suspicion seemed to have developed have been made to explain me that it had been this each patient was the result of a overnight with no apparent this inconsistency, including way since he was young separate biological process known cause (other than the full denouncing the credibility and it had only gotten as Tetragametic Chimerism. moon). Second, after taking of Dr. Moran to create the worse, forcing them to Tetragemic Chimerism is samples of the patient’s possibility of planned sabotage move his bedroom to the the result when four parent hair I found traces of lanugo, of the project as well as Patient basement of their house. cells, such as the eggs of two a type of hair that sheds VII’s escape through the hospital’s sewage system. • Something Wicca This Way Comes by Rachel Hart | photographs by Eric Drummond

Leigh McGinley of Syracuse, and Linda Carpenter of Rochester share Contestants poke fun at the stereotype in the “Most Witchy” category of the costume a moment during the “Best Witch Costume” judging. contest at the Northeast Council Wiccan Halloween Ball, October 25.

y palms right. Yet overall, his advice was solid: Stay religion; we worship a duality of god which known as Halloween. It means “end of prayer — a channeling of positive energy cored, mashed and made into a pie which were sweaty focused on your goals, and remind the people [has both] a male and a female aspect,” summer” and commences the dark winter to help achieve one’s goals. Whereas a must then be delivered to the intended as I fidgeted you love how much you care about them. said Hacker. Scott Cunningham, author of half of the year. Usually celebrated on October Christian might pray for an ill relative to lover. Even those who do not believe in in my chair, According to Charlene Hacker, Wiccan and The Truth about Witchcraft Today, accurately 31 and sometimes November 1, Samhain get better, a Wiccan might cast a healing magic may find such a spell interesting. my discomfort proprietor of Psychic’s Thyme (the New Age described Wicca as a series of events “which is a time when the thin veil between the spell in hopes of the relative recovering. Who doesn’t like pie? Leaving out the detail obvious. shop on Monroe Avenue where the man celebrate and strengthen our relationships world of the living and the world of the Some Wiccans follow a code of conduct for about sleeping on the apple is suggested. What am I supposed to ask? Do I ask anything? performed my reading), there is a with the Goddess, the God and the Earth.” dead is lifted. This makes communication spells. The code states that spells should not As I finished my visit, I felt as if I had only What if they give me bad news? Thoughts “cosmic consciousness” that links humans Nearby, I spotted a calendar with such with loved ones who have died easier. be used to control, manipulate, or dominate scratched the surface. There was still so raced through my head as a serious man together through their souls and minds. holidays as Esbats and Sabbats. Esbats Beyond the seriousness, Samhain is another person; they should always have much to see and understand. I noticed a sat across from me holding a deck of cards Although psychic abilities can occur in are rituals that take place during the full also a time of celebration. On October 26, free will. Some also choose to follow the green bracelet with tiny bird charms. I felt that would, presumably, predict my future. witches, they are not guaranteed. moon of each month. They are a time for Wiccans and Pagans came from hours away three-fold law, which states: “All good that a an inexplicable urge to purchase it for my The psychic carefully turned down each “Not every witch is a psychic.” Regarding initiation ceremonies or even for healing to celebrate Samhain at a Costume Ball person does to another returns three-fold in roommate who was having a rough week. card and studied them with pursed lips her own psychic abilities, Hacker said, magic to be done. This time may also be at the Dutch Mill restaurant in Rochester. this life; harm is also returned three-fold.” It looked like nothing she owned, yet, for and emotionless eyes. I analyzed his many “I have always been a medium. In other used for business discussions in the coven The most popular category in the costume One particular spell to attract a lover seems some reason, I knew she would like it. earrings and piercing blue eyes, searching words, I have always seen dead people.” to reflect on its workings and examine its contest: Witchyest. The attendees look on the especially interesting. It requires that one I presented it to her that night and for clues as to what was coming next. Everywhere I looked I saw pentacles, the success. Wiccans base time on the Wheel stereotype as something entertaining, dancing must first prick holes in a red apple with she loved it; she asked me how I knew He finally spoke. “You have experienced modern symbol of Wicca and one of the of the Year. The annual cycle of the seasons to “Monster Mash” and “I Put a Spell On You.” a needle while reciting the name of their she liked hummingbirds. She had a heartbreak recently.” I imagine the shock most misunderstood symbols in history. is made up of eight intervals of events However, that is only one piece of the anticipated lover throughout the process. grown up admiring the various glass on my face was obvious as I had just gone Although Christians often associate it called Sabbats. Four of these celebrations Wicca puzzle. Another aspect of Wicca This should be done near the time of the hummingbirds her grandmother hung in through a break-up the week before. He laid with evil and the workings of the devil, to are lesser Sabbats and are more commonly is spell-casting, which has roots in the new moon. For on that night, the caster the family cabin. In truth, I had no idea more cards down, asking questions about me. Wiccans, the pentagram is a symbol of known as the solstices and equinoxes. most ancient forms of religion. In modern must place the apple under his or her pillow. that they were hummingbirds. I guess Some of his assumptions were wrong, some universal harmony. “Wicca is an earth-based The most sacred Sabbat is Samhain, better times, it is comparable to meditation and The following morning, the apple must be we all have a little psychic in us. •

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Dan Justa, a third year Imaging and Photographic Technol- Danse ogy major, covers an oponent from the RIT alumni team Winter Macabre at the Ultimate Frisbee Tournament this past weekend.

YoungJo Fontaine, a forth year Medical Engin- aering Major, tosses a frisbee downfield while play- ing against the RIT ultimate frisbee alumni team.

by Andy Rees | photographs by Steve Pfost

nder grey skies and cold rain, the The Spuds placed second in their pool. players on the field. Instead of renting Spudheds, RIT’s Ultimate Frisbee But, due to the weather, many of the hotel rooms, many of the out-of-town team, squared off against the fields for the championship rounds were teams are also housed by the Spuds and RIT Alumni team. Dressed as taken away. This forced the brackets to their friends during the tournament. Uthe University of Rochester track team for be shortened to three rounds, leaving the This creates a unique camaraderie between Halloween, the Spuds put up a good fight on Spuds out of the championship games. teams that can be felt on and off the field. the wet fields. But despite having a youthful The RIT Alumni team did make it into the The club, which was formed 16 years ago, advantage, they were no match for the championship, only to lose to the University borrows its name and logo from Mr. Potato Alumni team. Made up of Spudhed graduates, of Rochester Alumni team in the finals. Head. “One of the players had this book and the Alumni defeated the current team in Danse Macabre, meaning “dance of the they opened it up and pointed to a word,” a 15-4 decision in the “signature game” of dead,” is RIT’s annual Halloween-themed said team captain Charlie Fuehrer, Thursday, December 4th, 2008 the Danse Macabre tournament. However, Ultimate Frisbee tournament. Players a third year Criminal Justice Major. the game didn’t end there. In keeping with are asked to compete in costumes, which “The first word that they pointed to was Ultimate’s founding principle, “the spirit ranged from graduation gowns to three- what our name was… We just adopted Student Alumni Union Lobby of the game,” the two teams played a few piece suits. With over 35 teams competing Mr. Potato Head as our mascot.” more points before coming out of the rain. on 18 fields, Danse is one of the largest The Spuds plan on starting a winter 10am - 4pm “We could have played better,” competitions in the area. The RIT Ultimate tournament this year using the Gordon said Thom Seigwarth, a fourth year Frisbee club has been hosting the weekend Field House, explained Fuehrer. “Teams Electrical Engineering major and team long tournament for the past 11 years. that have large gyms and many courts do treasurer. “By the end of it, when we While competitive spirit is important, an indoor tournament, so we’re going to try knew we were losing, we just started it doesn’t seem to permeate the tournament. to host one this year for the first time.” • playing around and having fun.” For example, games are officiated by the

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Erica Standish, a third year Hotel Management Erin McNally, a second year Mechanical Engineering major, major, riding “Pete,” gallops over a jump. barrels around the jumping course atop “Drizzle.”

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“That chick Wednesday 6:44 a.m. Monday, 1:48 p.m. “That girl from the that kills Chucky in “Dennis Hopper from Holy [cow chips], Rings. It should not I think RIT is actually having a genocide of fallen movie Teeth.” The Bride of Chucky.” Blue Velvet, dreamboat.” take me 50 minutes to sign up for my leaves. As soon as I see one hit the ground, [truckin’] [gosh darn] classes, when I have an 8 FMS is there with a truck and four guys with leaf Eric Albanese Matt Knight Nikki Graziano a.m. class. I want to go to bed. Ugh... blowers. It’s just ridiculous. Industrial Engineering Mechanical Engineering Fine Art Photography Fourth Year First Year Third Year Monday, 6:19 p.m. Saturday, 7:49 p.m. I just ate M&M’s out of my girlfriend’s I’m driving on that bend [porcupine]. What did you do today? between Gracies and the business school and I see Thursday 6:14 p.m. campo with their lights Since when does the RITz Sports zone start playing off. I want to pull them Michael Bublé in the middle of the [harsh expletive] over for being [very harsh day when I’m trying to watch Sports Zone? expletive] retarded.

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someone, cleaning method] kid that keeps [effin’] “The chainsaw guy.” ally close to you when you’re drunk and that’s cour- parking in handicap in S Lot? Every other day tesy of my friend [Duncan]. Thanks, bye. it’s this pimped out Audi. It’s [horse chips]. photographs by Jake Hamm Kate Varandas Bio Tech Third Year 28 Views | 10.31.08 to hear this article out loud 29 The Uselessness of voting: go out and Writer Writer Maximiliano Herrera Chris Zubak-Skees Illustrator Illustrator Don’t vote Jamie Douglas Vote Jamie Douglas

your vote should still matter to you. It’s a rare opportunity to make a personal statement about your part in a society, as well as the direction of your own future. A vote says that you matter, that everyone around you matters, and that your country matters. Countless media groups formed each year. Voters self-help books, not to mention common drawn in by these organizations are not sense, would advise asserting yourself and voting for legitimate reasons, but instead engaging in something bigger; there’s no listening to unqualified personalities like better way than voting for candidates you pick. P. Diddy and Bill O’Reilly. The two party We know that an Al Gore presidency would system isn’t created by a scheming group have been drastically different from that of that controls the world, but by these people President Bush. This administration chose who do not evaluate their decisions and to discount the effects of greenhouse gases, instead, choose simply to vote with “their” to invade Iraq, and to further deregulate party. Due to this, there is no longer a our financial markets. Right or wrong, these system that benefits the common good; are issues where the two men could hardly those two parties no longer need to benefit have been farther apart, and it is precisely the common good to get the votes they need. these decisions which have directed the Even if I were to cast a third party vote in course of our nation in the last eight years. protest (with the hope that I would influence The reality is that the choices made in an the Republican or Democratic parties to election affect you, and me, and everyone incorporate ideas that I believe in to their else. This college would not be the same platform), would either party be willing to without the millions of dollars spent by the give up the power they have and be more government on NTID appropriations, student willing to introduce third parties? I don’t loans, and research grants. The bridges you believe so. Would the organizations that drive on could not (and someday might not) hold influence over the voters be willing exist without the continual aid of government. to give up their power? Through laziness, We’ve seen the case for both a sound fancy campaign slogans, and straight-up national defense and the need for competent propaganda we have trapped ourselves disaster response illustrated by the striking People of democratic nations often hold the the votes (although foul play is abundant). in a system that is not only broken, I paid ten dollars just to vote. No, the cause “They’re all the same anyway,” or even, television images of 9/11 and Hurricane belief that if someone can vote, then they The election is rigged in the sense that we but malevolent towards we, the people. wasn’t some arcane poll tax, or anything “It won’t affect me.” No matter what you feel Katrina, now seared into our consciousness. should do so. This argument is unsatisfying: know that McCain or Obama will win. We are Casting a vote of any kind, protest or not, quite so outrageous. I simply received my about President George W. Bush, his two terms I’m not going to tell you, “It doesn’t Why should I vote? Having the ability to do not going to see Bob Barr (Libertarian) or would only endorse this broken system. So why absentee ballot two weeks before Election in office have torn these arguments to shreds. matter who you vote for, just so long as an action is not enough reason to do it. Cynthia McKinney (Green) come up from would I legitimize this system by casting a Day and discovered I had no stamps. So, The presidency that has dominated my you vote.” That would contradict my point. Why is voting put on a pedestal? The way we behind and surprise us. We didn’t even see vote? This is a system that I cannot take part with my jacket flapping and my hands generation’s first political steps began in But I’m also not telling you who to vote for. vote only allows for the two party candidates them in a single debate, nor did we hear in. That does not mean that one should ignore clutched firmly in my pockets, I made my way 2000. That election was decided by less Arranged on my ballot was a green party to have a chance of gaining an office position, about them in any major news outlet. The politics. In fact, one should do the opposite: across a darkened campus to purchase an than a few thousand votes cast in Florida. candidate, an independent, a libertarian, and this is apparently true for the presidency. Republicans and Democrats decide all the Pay more attention and counter the influence overpriced packet of twenty first class stamps In 2004, it was decided by a few hundred a democrat, and a republican. There was Neither Barack Obama nor John McCain hold rules for the televised debates, and they of those illegitimate authorities. There are at the Crossroads HUB. To me, it was worth thousand votes cast in Ohio. In 2008, we may also a blank write-in line. These are all platforms that I can support. While both decide all of the campaign laws. We are several better ways to express political views the time and the effort, because I voted. yet see the election hinge on Missouri, North valid choices, and all, save for the blank candidates can fill my ears with buzzwords, stuck in a two party system, and any third without having to waste your time with a For many people, especially those my age, Carolina, Virginia, Pennsylvania, or some line, have articulated ideas for our future. slogans, and sweet talk, this is not enough party is bound to fail because it does not vote. You can change the policies through that has not been true. In the last presidential combination of the four. This is to say nothing To me it was worth ten dollars in stamps. reason for me to vote for one of them. have the billions of dollars that are available civil protest. Assemble, write an article, or do election just 47% of us eighteen-to-twenty- of house or municipal elections, where the For you, it might be a gallon of gas, I would not vote because the outcome of to the Democrats and Republicans. something radical, like Martin Luther King, year-olds pulled a lever or marked a ballot. margins of victory are often lower. You a dollar for bus fare, or twenty minutes the election is rigged. I do not mean that a This problem was created in part by the Jr. It would be wise to remember that the You’ve heard the arguments against voting, and several thousand other empowered of your time. But whatever it’s worth, victor is decided upon before the election is armies of ignorant voters created by “Rock the system will not change as long as we believe and some even seem to ring true: Arguments citizens collectively decide elections. please make it worth something. Declare that

started, or that someone is tampering with Vote,” “Vote or Die,” and other mainstream that the system is working in our favor. • The opinions expressed in the Views section are solely those of the authors. such as, “Your vote won’t matter,” or, Even if it doesn’t form the margin of victory, you matter. Declare that we matter. Vote. •

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