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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Apr 22, 2012

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Man From Mi5 Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G

Return Of The Road To Taz-Mania Strikes Back

Uncle Drew, Taz,, and Hugh get into trouble at a deluxe golf course with the owners and a mysterious caddy.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Brainy's Beastly Boo-Boo / Hearts 'N' Smurfs

When Brainy gets his hands on an African storytelling stick, he turns his fellow Smurfs into wild animals.

08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW Repeat WS G

Devil Dog When the Tasmanian Devil escapes from the local zoo and shows up on Bugs and Daffy's doorstep, Daffy is terrified. Bugs, however, thinks he's just a lost dog and adopts him.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Sweet Dream Baby / Dirt Nappers

Lumpus is forced to invite the Jellies for a sleepover and he gets no sleep at all!

09:00 THUNDERCATS Repeat WS PG

Omens - Part 1 Brave Prince Lion-O is chosen to be the next king in the premiere of this animated reboot of the classic 1980s cartoon about feline-human hybrids fighting the forces of evil.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

09:30 YOUNG JUSTICE WS PG

Revelation

The Injustice League attacks cities across the world with giant plants and demands $10 billion to stop.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Death Race To Oblivion!

Earth's heroes and villains must race against each other, with the fate of the planet hanging in the balance.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG

Absolute Power (Part 2)

Ben and Gwen must bring down Kevin, who is drunk with power!

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Secret Of The Omnitrix During a battle with Animo, a headstrong Ben in hero mode, doesn't listen to reason from Max and Gwen, and gets engulfed in a weird energy light.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

12:30 ECLIPSE WS TB

James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions. 13:00 RENAULT BEACH VOLLEYBALL WS NA

This summer The Renault National Beach Volleyball Series hits the beaches, ending a four year absence of professional beach volleyball, launching a bigger and better schedule with eight rounds on Australias most iconic beaches including Surfers Paradise, St Kilda, Scarborough and Manly.

13:30 Repeat WS PG

The Rye

With her new relationship with jazz musician John Germaine going well, Elaine lets Jerry in on the news. However, when Jerry then mentions it to a member of John's band, she worries about appearing too eager. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Blind Auditions, Part 2

In the second night of blind auditions, Keith, Seal, Delta and JoeL continue their search for the best new talent. Tonight, Chris Sebastien, brother of Guy, takes the chance to prove he has what it takes to turn the coaches chairs and a 17 year old blind girl from Adelaide who wants to the opportunity to be judged on her voice alone.

15:30 THE VOICE Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Blind Auditions, Part 3 The blind auditions continue as the coaches fight it out for the artists who can take their teams to the top. After a slow start, Delta takes on the boys and starts to build her team with some crowd favourites.

17:00 CELEBRITY APPRENTICE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pop Up Shop The celebrities create their own artworks to sell in rival Pop-Up Shops for charity. The art must represent a defining moment that changed the life for better or worse of the celebrity who creates it.

18:30 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Homecoming Frankie and Mike must choose who is going to proudly walk Axl onto the field at Homecoming...or wait for Sue to stagger over the finish line at her first cross-country meet.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott

19:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG

Get Your Business Done When the Hecks attend a new church, Frankie is inspired by the pastor's sermon about getting one's business in life completed before death rears its ugly head.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Work Song Nanocluster

Penny's home hair products business becomes a complete nightmare when a caffeine-addled Sheldon takes over.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition There's a new queen bee in the building! Penny develops a rivalry when a sexy female neighbour moves in to the building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 SUBURGATORY WS M

Sex In The Suburbs George panics when he thinks Tessa's relationship with Scott Strauss may be heating up, so he tries to keep an eye on her by planning game nights at home with her friends.

Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Hofstadter Isotope While a fellow comic book loving pal of the guys romances Penny, Leonard and Wolowitz venture out into the world of 'Ladies' Night'.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:30 THE BENCHWARMERS 2006 Repeat WS PG

The Benchwarmers

Rob Schneider, David Spade and Jon Heder star in this hilariously funny comedy about three guys who, all their lives, have been living in the shadow of bullies and are determined not to take it anymore. Now they must train like never before to take on the most offensive and meanest Little League teams in America.

Starring: Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Heder

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:10 HUMAN TARGET WS M

Deadhead

An unknown client hires the agency to protect him, but is caught in an explosion and suffers from amnesia.

Starring: Mark Valley, Chi Mcbride, Janet Montgomery

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:10 FUR TV Repeat WS MA

Hungry for Love/Brown Fury

When Mervin's porno runs out, Lapeno searches for a potential girlfriend for him but gets no results.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence, Frequent Coarse Language

00:40 FUR TV Repeat WS MA

Ladies Love Lapeño/Arse of Darkness

Lapeno struggles to keep to his strict limit of five women a day and is put into a sex clinic.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language

01:10 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Bounty Hunter Tommy Hawk

The deputies run into Tommy Hawk, the bounty hunter.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Super Knockers!

The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Where's Poppa?

When Maya is attracted to the son of an old family friend, Jack worries that he might actually be her brother.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Everybody Tries to Love a Countess When Mr. Haney and Uncle Joe Carson both attempt to get Lisa's mother to marry them, Oliver gives up all hope of ever getting her to leave.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Oliver and the Cornstalk

A crop is produced that farmers only dream about when Oliver launches a crazy mixed up planting session.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred's New Job

With the baby coming, Fred tries to get a raise from his boss. Mon Apr 23, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Inner Beauty Queens Yasmin is embarrassed that she has no date for the promand shes supposed to be the prom queen! Cloe offers up her hottie cousin in a pinch; Yasmin approves his cute picture.

06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G

Return Of The Road To Taz-Mania Strikes Back

Uncle Drew, Taz,, and Hugh get into trouble at a deluxe golf course with the owners and a mysterious caddy.

07:00 FLASH & DASH G

Norton's Secret

Norton beats Sally during but he does not want to teach Frank his skill.

07:30 WINX CLUB PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

The Final Battle (Part 1)

Albedo has stolen the Ultimatrix from Azmuth and has used it to kidnap Gwen and Kevin. Ben goes to face Albedo and rescue his friends when he quickly discovers that Albedo has been working in conjuction with Vilgax.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Brainy's Beastly Boo-Boo / Hearts 'N' Smurfs

When Brainy gets his hands on an African storytelling stick, he turns his fellow Smurfs into wild animals.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Blessed Event

Fred uses Barney to help him practice getting Wilma to the hospital on time to have the baby. Pebbles is born.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie Goes To Honolulu Jeannie follows Tony to Hawaii and finds him seeing the Admiral's daughter. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Beauty is Skin Deep Lisa signs Sam Drucker up as her aid when she launches a vigorous campaign for beauty and opens a beauty salon.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush Lisa becomes jealous when a high school girl falls for Oliver while he is making a speech on job opportunities at the Hooterville high school.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wipeout All-Stars 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Samantha's Thanksgiving to Remember Through the bumbling magic of Aunt Clara the Steven's family and Mrs. Kravetz spend Thanksgiving with the original pilgrims in 1620. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Deaf Man Walking Stacy's grandmother puts a curse on Mike, whom she blames for Stacy's desire to move away from home and get her own apartment.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Rye

With her new relationship with jazz musician John Germaine going well, Elaine lets Jerry in on the news. However, when Jerry then mentions it to a member of John's band, she worries about appearing too eager. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Tart with Heart (Part 2) Fran and Maxwell return from to Paris, and Fran couldn't be happier. Just as they are about to arrive home, Mr Sheffield takes back saying "I Love You" and Fran is devastated.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Erlene And Boo

When her younger sister arrives in town, Nina ends up being ignored.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

The Final Battle (Part 2) Powerless, Ben goes aboard Vilgax's ship and faces off with Vilgax to stop his invasion of Earth in their final battle.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Marrying Men As Valentine's Day nears, Mike is delighted when his old flame Laurie steps back into his life. Meanwhile, Stuart finds a way to get a date with Stacey.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie Goes To Honolulu Jeannie follows Tony to Hawaii and finds him seeing the Admiral's daughter. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Solid Gold Mother In Law Endora's attempt at being the perfect sweet and charming mother-in-law causes a split between Darrin and Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Rye

With her new relationship with jazz musician John Germaine going well, Elaine lets Jerry in on the news. However, when Jerry then mentions it to a member of John's band, she worries about appearing too eager. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

I Can't Afford Hyenas Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty cheques come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Classified Materials Turbulence Penny makes a surprising revelation about Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May head to Italy for a supercar shootout featuring the Lamborghini Aventador, the McLaren MP4-12C and the Noble M600. Back in the studio, the presenters look forward to some car highlights of 2012 and another top celebrity guest takes the wheel of the Reasonably Priced Car.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Monopolar Expedition Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for one another. When Leonard and his friends decide to spend the summer working, at the North Pole.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 SPARTACUS: VENGEANCE WS TB

Fugitivus (*Series Return*) Spartacus discovers the grave responsibilities and costs involved in his new role as a leader of freed slaves. Claudius Glabers arrival in Capua forces Spartacus to keep his rebellious band intact.

Starring: Liam McIntyre, Lucy Lawless, Manu Bennett, Peter Mensah, Dustin Clare

22:30 ABOVE THE LAW 1988 Captioned Repeat WS AV

Above The Law

Tough Chicago Cop, Nico, who is quick to employ his martial arts skills as he battles police corruption and drug dealing, finds himself swept up in an international covert operation - an elaborate scheme involving top government officials.

Starring: Steven Seagal, Sharon Stone, Daniel Faraldo, Henry Silva, Pam Grier

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence, Frequent Coarse Language

00:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners. WATCHMEN: THE COMPLETE MOTION 01:00 COMIC Repeat WS AV

Chapter 2

In the wake of The Comedian's murder, his former allies remember his life and his effect on them.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Mayor Hernandez When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Erlene And Boo

When her younger sister arrives in town, Nina ends up being ignored.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Beauty is Skin Deep Lisa signs Sam Drucker up as her aid when she launches a vigorous campaign for beauty and opens a beauty salon.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush Lisa becomes jealous when a high school girl falls for Oliver while he is making a speech on job opportunities at the Hooterville high school.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Blessed Event

Fred uses Barney to help him practice getting Wilma to the hospital on time to have the baby. Pebbles is born. Tue Apr 24, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Transparently Yours

When Byron inadvertently switches attaché cases with Jade, the girls find themselves in possession of a top-secret invisibility spray. Jade and Sasha accidentally spritz themselves with the potion; their ensuing invisibility inspires them to play a series of pranks on their friends.

06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G

Taz-Like Dingo Dingo finds a magic lamp, but the genie insists that Dingo perform three difficult tasks before he grants the customary three wishes.

07:00 FLASH & DASH G

The Impossible Move Tommy is distressed since he was about to study abroad. Frank has mastered the skill Norton teaches him, but he loses to Tommy since hes unwilling to damage Tommys car.

07:30 WINX CLUB PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

The Final Battle (Part 2) Powerless, Ben goes aboard Vilgax's ship and faces off with Vilgax to stop his invasion of Earth in their final battle.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Smurfs of the Round Table In Camelot the Smurfs must restore honor to the kingdom and regain control of the mighty Excalibur which is in the hands of the evil Morgan Le Fay.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Carry On Nurse Fred

Fred's effort to achieve tranquillity is tested by the nurse who takes over his home.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Battle of Waikiki While in Hawaii, Jeannie brings back King Kamehameha who feels that his people have forgotten him. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Four of Spades Lisa predicts that a mysterious stranger will enter Oliver's life very soon when she decides to become a fortune teller.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Road

Oliver and Lisa attempt to get Hooterville's roads paved.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Angel Flight Kelly and Kris pose as stewardesses to land a jetliner with no pilot, a killer on the loose on board and no cockpit crew. Stars Jacllyn Smith, Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Solid Gold Mother In Law Endora's attempt at being the perfect sweet and charming mother-in-law causes a split between Darrin and Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Marrying Men As Valentine's Day nears, Mike is delighted when his old flame Laurie steps back into his life. Meanwhile, Stuart finds a way to get a date with Stacey.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Caddy

When leaving his car at work for several days creates the impression that he's a real go-getter, George is considered for a big promotion. Letting his car do all the work, he sneaks away for a few days with Susan. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Cradle Robbers

After Maxwell tells Fran to make Maggie break up with a 25 year old, Fran starts dating his same age friend.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Fanny Finch

Finch tries to engineer a romance between his mother and Jack; Elliott and Maya team up to revive the career of a famous photographer.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 Returns: Part 1 When an alien invasion of the DNAliens strike Earth and Grandpa Max goes missing, Ben decides that it's hero time once again.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

One Wedding And A Funeral While Mike and Laurie plan their wedding, staffers fantasise about marrying Mike. Meanwhile, Paul is losing his nerve to propose to Claudia.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Battle of Waikiki While in Hawaii, Jeannie brings back King Kamehameha who feels that his people have forgotten him. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

My, What Big Ears You Have Endora puts a spell on Darrin which causes his ears to grow anytime he lies. Unfortunately he has a surprise present for Samantha which he does has to be sneaky about. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Caddy

When leaving his car at work for several days creates the impression that he's a real go-getter, George is considered for a big promotion. Letting his car do all the work, he sneaks away for a few days with Susan. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick (Part 1) Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

Starring: Jenna Elfman, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation Sheldon flees back to Texas in disgrace when he learns that the guys tampered with his arctic expedition data, threatening Leonard's hopes for a romantic encounter with Penny.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE 19:30 FACTORY 1971 Captioned Repeat WS G

Willy Wonka & the Chocoate Factory Based on the children's classic "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl. Poor but honest young Charlie wins the opportunity to tour the most eccentric and wonderful candy factory of all. Starring: Mel Stuart, Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, Peter Ostrum, Michael Bollner, Roy Kinnear, Aubrey Woods, Ursula Reit

21:30 ORPHAN 2009 WS AV

Orphan

The tragic loss of their unborn child has devastated Kate and John, taking a toll on both their marriage and Kate's fragile psyche. So the pair decide to adopt a nine year-old girl, but it soon becomes clear, this seemingly angelic little girl is not what she appears to be.

Starring: Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

00:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Cradle Robbers

After Maxwell tells Fran to make Maggie break up with a 25 year old, Fran starts dating his same age friend.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

01:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Coconut Nut Clusters

The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Dangle's Secret Family Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping. 03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Fanny Finch

Finch tries to engineer a romance between his mother and Jack; Elliott and Maya team up to revive the career of a famous photographer.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Four of Spades Lisa predicts that a mysterious stranger will enter Oliver's life very soon when she decides to become a fortune teller.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Road

Oliver and Lisa attempt to get Hooterville's roads paved.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Carry On Nurse Fred

Fred's effort to achieve tranquillity is tested by the nurse who takes over his home. Wed Apr 25, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

A Sporting Chance

The Bratz are enlisting to solve the mystery of a synchronized swim teams missing mascot goat. The Bratz jump to conclusions and suspect Yasmin is the culprit and are confronted by dissention in the ranks when Yasmin refuses to take him back; shes opposed to exploiting animals and believes he is being abused.

06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G

The Pied Piper Of Taz-Mania/The Treasure Of The Burnt Sienna

Bushwhacker Bob calls on the Platypus Brothers to get rid of the Bushrats in the Hotel Tazmania.

07:00 FLASH & DASH G

Back On Track Tommy runs away from home since he doesnt want to study abroad. Though Frank tries many ways to persuade him to go home, he fails all the time.

07:30 WINX CLUB PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 Returns: Part 1 When an alien invasion of the DNAliens strike Earth and Grandpa Max goes missing, Ben decides that it's hero time once again.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Bananas Over Hefty / Wild Goes Cuckoo

An orangutan falls in love with Hefty.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 1)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Youth Center While in a town meeting, Oliver makes the suggestion that they build a youth center as a way to keep the young people in Hooterville.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Ex-Con After making a passionate speech at the County Bar Association about hiring ex-cons, Oliver winds up with an ex-con for a hired hand himself.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Circus Of Terror A series of accidents has the Barzak family circus on the verge of bankruptcy. Though his traditional values compel him to handle the matter himself. Stars Jaclyn, Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

My, What Big Ears You Have Endora puts a spell on Darrin which causes his ears to grow anytime he lies. Unfortunately he has a surprise present for Samantha which he does has to be sneaky about. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

One Wedding And A Funeral While Mike and Laurie plan their wedding, staffers fantasise about marrying Mike. Meanwhile, Paul is losing his nerve to propose to Claudia.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Seven

While shopping with Jerry, Elaine spots an old bike just like the one she had as a girl. But when Jerry is distracted by another customer and won't help her get it down, Elaine injures her neck. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Bird's Nest

Fran takes Gracie shopping at a clearance sale and ends up fighting another woman for a green sweater.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Sugar Momma

A celebrated romance novelist plies Finch with toys in exchange for sex; Nina's harsh critique of a disabled star's wardrobe brings some unwanted publicity.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 Returns: Part 2

Ben, Gwen and Kevin encounter a strange ship in the middle of the desert.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

A River Runs Through Me To show support for the Mayor's anti-drug campaign, Mike proposes the staff undergo drug testing - but Mike's sample could be tainted after smoking a peace pipe with a Native American delegation.

Starring: Raquel Welch, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 1)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

I Get Your Nannie... You Get My Goat After hiring a magical nanny, her previous employer comes looking for her with a vengeance and zaps Darrin into a mirror. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Seven

While shopping with Jerry, Elaine spots an old bike just like the one she had as a girl. But when Jerry is distracted by another customer and won't help her get it down, Elaine injures her neck. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

That Was Saliva Alan (Part 2) Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Jimmy Conjecture Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first hook-up, while Sheldon and Howard stake their best comic books on a bet to determine an insect species.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 THE BACHELOR WS PG Nine excited bachelorettes travel to the tropical country of Panama, where there will be a two-on-one date, a group date, a one-on-one date and a healthy dose of drama.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

21:30 DUKES OF HAZZARD 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M

Dukes Of Hazzard

Cousins Bo and Luke Duke are back along with their scantily clad cousin Daisy and moonshine making Uncle Jesse as they wreck havoc across Hazzard County. The boys are trying to get the authorities namely Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane off their tails as the corrupt cops try to take the Duke's farm and mine coal from it.

Starring: Jay Chandrasekh, Sean William Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Jessica Simpson, Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson

Cons.Advice: Drug References, Sexual References

23:35 SOUTH PARK TB

Cartoon Wars - Part 1 Cartman begins a one-man crusade to get "Family Guy" taken off the air after it shows an image of Mohammed. But his real motive is not that it's offensive to Muslims--it's because the show's not funny.

00:05 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

00:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Bird's Nest

Fran takes Gracie shopping at a clearance sale and ends up fighting another woman for a green sweater.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

01:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Undercover At Burger Cousin Undercover at Burger Cousin, to stop a string of robberies at a local burger joint, deputies go to work as fast food employees, where they meet a boss (Guest Star Seth Green) even tougher than Lt. Dangle.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Wall Junior and Garcia travel to the Mexican border to participate in the Good Fences Make Good Neighbors program, but will the heat and the smell of carne asada distract them from their goal?

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping. 03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Sugar Momma

A celebrated romance novelist plies Finch with toys in exchange for sex; Nina's harsh critique of a disabled star's wardrobe brings some unwanted publicity.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Youth Center While in a town meeting, Oliver makes the suggestion that they build a youth center as a way to keep the young people in Hooterville.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Ex-Con After making a passionate speech at the County Bar Association about hiring ex-cons, Oliver winds up with an ex-con for a hired hand himself.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk. Thu Apr 26, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Camp Starshine (Part 1) The Bratz head off to an elite performing arts camp, looking forward to a fun, kickback summer with their BFFs. But soon it is clear that this is no kick-back camp.

06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G

Not A Shadow Of Doubt/Nursemaid Taz

Taz's shadow comes to life one day and challenges Taz to a basketball game.

07:00 FLASH & DASH G

Tune It Up

Karls car loses control during the race since he dismisses Franks advice and insists on modifying his car.

07:30 WINX CLUB PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 Returns: Part 2

Ben, Gwen and Kevin encounter a strange ship in the middle of the desert.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

De-Zanitized/The Monkey Song In "De-Zanitized," frazzled Dr. Scratchansniff, the studio psychiatrist, uses every psychiatric technique he knows to "de-zani-tize" the Warners because the kids are just too zany.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 2)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Wish-Book Oliver and Lisa recognize an ancient mail order catalog that they find in the wall of their farmhouse as a wish-book.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Special Delivery Letter The curiosity of the citizens of the entire Hooterville Valley is intrigued when a special delivery letter arrives addressed to a member of the Douglas family.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Angel In Love While the Angels are tracking down clues to the murder of a health resort employee as they infiltrate Utopia West. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

I Get Your Nannie... You Get My Goat After hiring a magical nanny, her previous employer comes looking for her with a vengeance and zaps Darrin into a mirror. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

A River Runs Through Me To show support for the Mayor's anti-drug campaign, Mike proposes the staff undergo drug testing - but Mike's sample could be tainted after smoking a peace pipe with a Native American delegation.

Starring: Raquel Welch, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Shower Head

As George works on his parent's move, the tenants in Jerry's building get new shower heads. But when Kramer's plea for a good place to shower sounds suspiciously like a drug deal to her boss, Elaine is fired. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Rosie Show

Fran and Val go to The Rosie O'Donnell Show and Fran is picked out of the audience to talk to Rosie.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Maya Stops Thinking

Maya discovers that her one-night stand has been hired to work at Blush.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Everybody Talks About The Weather

Gwen discovers that Plumber badges have the ability to signal and pick up distress calls with other Plumbers.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Pope Of Gracie Mansion

When the Pope makes a stop at Gracie Mansion, he has a profound effect on the Mayor and his staff.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 2)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Humbug Is Not To Be Spoken Here Samantha takes a miserly client of Darrin's to the North Pole on Christmas Eve to meet Santa Claus. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Shower Head

As George works on his parent's move, the tenants in Jerry's building get new shower heads. But when Kramer's plea for a good place to shower sounds suspiciously like a drug deal to her boss, Elaine is fired. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ate The Hamburger, Wearing The Hats Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousin as Jake's guardian if he was to die. Charlie must now prove to Alan that he can be a responsible guardian.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Gothowitz Deviation Howard and Raj visit a Goth nightclub to pick up women, while Sheldon attempts to build a better Penny using chocolate-based behaviour modification.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 COMMUNITY WS PG

Documentary in Filmmaking: Redux Dean Pelton directs a commercial starring the study group and a collection of the school's most colorful characters. Abed, meanwhile, shoots a behind-the-scenes documentary of the entire affair.

Starring: Joel McHale, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Donald Glover, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Ken Jeong

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

20:00 SUBURGATORY Repeat WS PG

Sweet Sixteen Dallas convinces Tessa to let Dalia plan the ultimate birthday bash for Tessa at the country club. Plus, when George throws his back out, Sheila Shay cares for him.

Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Pirate Solution Raj must find a new job or be sent back to India. Sheldon, however, has a solution, which leaves Leonard and Penny dealing with Howard as third wheel.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary While Sheldon settles a score with his nemesis, Star Trek: The Next Generation's Wil Wheaton Wolowitz begs Leonard to get Penny to set him up with one of her friends.

Starring: Wil Wheaton, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 BLADE II 2001 Repeat WS AV

Blade II When a breed of "reapers" is unleashed, the Vampire Nation asks Blade for his help in preventing a nightmare plague that would wipe out both humans and vampires.

Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Horror, Drug Use, Frequent Coarse Language

00:00 ECLIPSE Repeat WS TB

James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

01:00 UNDERCOVERS Repeat WS M

A Night To Forget Leo becomes a murder suspect in Mexico when he wakes up in a hotel room with a dead woman and has no memory of what happened.

Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Gerald Mcraney, Carter MacIntyre, Gugu Mbatha-Raw

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence 02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Maya Stops Thinking

Maya discovers that her one-night stand has been hired to work at Blush.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Wish-Book Oliver and Lisa recognize an ancient mail order catalog that they find in the wall of their farmhouse as a wish-book.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Special Delivery Letter The curiosity of the citizens of the entire Hooterville Valley is intrigued when a special delivery letter arrives addressed to a member of the Douglas family.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney. Fri Apr 27, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Ballet Divaz (Part 2) The Bratz, Dylan and Eitan attend a performing arts camp where the winner of the camps talent show will get to star in a movie about their special skill.

06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G

Home Despair/Take All Of Me When Taz fails to repair holes he's made in the family home, the Platypus Brothers arrive to teach Taz the art of house repair.

07:00 FLASH & DASH G

Brotherhood Breakup Karl runs away from the club since he can not bear Franks scold. He then meets Ocean and asks him to teach him how to modify cars.

07:30 WINX CLUB PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Everybody Talks About The Weather

Gwen discovers that Plumber badges have the ability to signal and pick up distress calls with other Plumbers.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Nighty Night Toons/Yakko's World Song/Cookies For Einstein

The Warners and company spoof a famous children's bedtime storybook.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Swedish Visitors After Wilma spends all of their vacation money on a fur coat, she schemes to replace the cash when Fred plans a trip.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 3)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Ralph's Nuptials

Lisa is thrilled as she plans the wedding of Hank Kimball and Ralph Monroe.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Bundle of Joy

When Oliver's old law firm in New York runs into trouble, he quickly says goodbye to Lisa and hurries off to help.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Humbug Is Not To Be Spoken Here Samantha takes a miserly client of Darrin's to the North Pole on Christmas Eve to meet Santa Claus. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Cadillac

After returning home from a lucrative out-of-town engagement, Jerry decides to buy his father a new Cadillac. As Jerry is out looking for the car, a friend of Elaine's claims George is just the right type for her friend, Marisa Tomei. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

Freida Needa Man Fran's aunt Freida has gone broke and moves into the Sheffield residence. The only way Fran can turn this around is if she convinces Freida's rich boyfriend to propose to Freida.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

At Long Last Allie

In order to restore their marriage, Jack's ex-wife asks for a job at the magazine.

Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni

15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG In a magical universe, witches and warriors begin fighting in the name of good vs. evil! At a magic school, five teenage girls are selected to defend the universe with their magic.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Kevin's Big Score When Kevin meets up with and old friend, he shatters Ben and Gwen's trust when he drives away with the Rust Bucket in hopes of trading it in for value.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Bye Bye Birdie

Mike and the staff throw separate bachelor and bachelorette parties for Paul and Claudia.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 3)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Samantha's Da Vinci Dilemma Instead of a house painter, Aunt Clara goofs and conjures up Leonardo da Vinci. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SCOOBY DOO AND THE CYBER CHASE 2001 Repeat G

Scooby Doo And The Cyber Chase

It's a race to escape when Scooby-Doo and his friends get stuck inside a video game. While sneaking a peek at a laser game based on their own adventures, Scooby and the Mystery Inc. gang are beamed inside the program by a mayhem-causing, menacing monster known as the Phantom Virus. Now, the game must advance successfully through all 10 levels and defeat the virus if Shaggy, Freddy, Daphne and Velma ever plan to see the real world again.

19:30 OPEN SEASON 2007 Captioned Repeat WS G

Open Season

Boog, a domesticated grizzly bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast talking mule deer. Things quickly spiral out of control when they try a taste of the great outdoors three days before open season.

Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Debra Messing, Billy Connolly, Gary Sinise 21:10 SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS 2006 WS M

School For Scoundrels A young guy short on luck, enrolls in a class to build confidence to help win over the girl of his dreams, which becomes complicated when his teacher has the same agenda.

Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Heder, Jacinda Barrett, Sarah Silverman, David Cross

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

23:15 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Cadillac

After returning home from a lucrative out-of-town engagement, Jerry decides to buy his father a new Cadillac. As Jerry is out looking for the car, a friend of Elaine's claims George is just the right type for her friend, Marisa Tomei. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

00:05 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

00:30 THE GRUDGE 2004 Repeat WS M

The Grudge An American nurse living and working in Tokyo is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their life and spreading to another victom.

Starring: Sara Michelle Gellar, Jason Behr

Cons.Advice: Horror

02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Bounty Hunter Tommy Hawk

The deputies run into Tommy Hawk, the bounty hunter.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Super Knockers!

The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Mayor Hernandez When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Coconut Nut Clusters

The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Dangle's Secret Family Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

North Pole (Act 3) The Babyz are locked in a reindeer barn by some crooks who are stealing a kiddie car present with a million dollar donation meant for orphans.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Kikitchi Can't Sleep! - Kuromametchi Finds His Coolness

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Apr 28, 2012

06:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

06:00 CHOWDER WS G

Weekend at Shnitzels/Taste Buds Chowder becomes a musical sensation. But when the pressures of his new life overtake him, Chowder realizes where his true love lies. MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF 06:30 FLAPJACK II Repeat WS G

SS Knuckies/Candy Casanova

Bubbie becomes jealous of Knuckles new boat.

07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G

Home Despair/Take All Of Me When Taz fails to repair holes he's made in the family home, the Platypus Brothers arrive to teach Taz the art of house repair.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Nighty Night Toons/Yakko's World Song/Cookies For Einstein

The Warners and company spoof a famous children's bedtime storybook.

08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW Repeat WS G

The Foghorn Leghorn Story Foghorn Leghorn casts Daffy as himself in a movie about his life. Meanwhile, Bugs and Yosemite Sam find a potentially valuable vase buried in the backyard.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Spacemates / Temper Tee Pee Nina is disgusted to learn that the Dung Beetles are her soul mates, but has a change of heart when they build her a rocket ship made from dung.

09:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

The Day that Everything Changed

From the creators of Ben 10 comes Generator Rex, a new series about a teen with extraordinary powers. Infected by microscopic molecular-altering nanites, 15-year-old Rex has the ability to grow incredible machines out of his body.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG

The Transmogrification of Eunice

The team discovers a strange alien girl with amnesia, and incredible power!

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Wish-Book Oliver and Lisa recognize an ancient mail order catalog that they find in the wall of their farmhouse as a wish-book.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Special Delivery Letter The curiosity of the citizens of the entire Hooterville Valley is intrigued when a special delivery letter arrives addressed to a member of the Douglas family.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

11:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Ralph's Nuptials

Lisa is thrilled as she plans the wedding of Hank Kimball and Ralph Monroe.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram 11:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Bundle of Joy

When Oliver's old law firm in New York runs into trouble, he quickly says goodbye to Lisa and hurries off to help.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram

12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

Everything On The Line Whitney gets the chance to make a sales presentation to bergdorf goodman buyers, the presentation doesn't go so well but goes in an unexpected direction, leading to an opportunity for Whitney.

12:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 1)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

13:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 2)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

13:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Genie Genie Who Gets the Genie (Part 3)

Jeannie gets trapped in a NASA safe that is being sent to the moon. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Samantha's Da Vinci Dilemma Instead of a house painter, Aunt Clara goofs and conjures up Leonardo da Vinci. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Pope Of Gracie Mansion

When the Pope makes a stop at Gracie Mansion, he has a profound effect on the Mayor and his staff.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Bye Bye Birdie

Mike and the staff throw separate bachelor and bachelorette parties for Paul and Claudia.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Rosie Show

Fran and Val go to The Rosie O'Donnell Show and Fran is picked out of the audience to talk to Rosie.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

16:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Cadillac

After returning home from a lucrative out-of-town engagement, Jerry decides to buy his father a new Cadillac. As Jerry is out looking for the car, a friend of Elaine's claims George is just the right type for her friend, Marisa Tomei. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

17:00 CELEBRITY APPRENTICE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Hair Show

After a quick masterclass, its over to the celebrities to work their magic as they create and produce a live hair show for Wella Pro Series products. Industry heavyweights will be on hand to judge the show with the winning project manager awarded a $20,000 cheque for their chosen charity.

18:30 TOP GEAR AUSTRALIA Captioned WS PG

Australia is a beach-loving nation, so it makes sense that every Aussie should have their own beach buggy. To keep the tradition alive, Shane, Ewen and Steve went out and each modified a car of their choice before hitting the sand in a beach buggy battle of epic proportions. Plus, its said that Jamie Durie is Oprahs favourite gardener, but how will he fair on our Top Gear track?

19:30 THE GOONIES 1985 Repeat WS PG

The Goonies

A band of young boys find a treasure map and embark on a magical adventure.

Starring: Jeff Cohen, Martha Plimpton, Corey Feldman, Kerri Green, Joe Pantoliano, Anne Ramsey

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Supernatural Themes 22:00 NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VEGAS VACATION 1997 Captioned Repeat WS PG

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

The Griswold family is back, with Clark making another enthusiastic attempt to plan the perfect family holiday. This time they head off to the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas for another holiday of hilarious misadventures, high jinx, high times and high rollers.

Starring: Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Ethan Embery, Wayne Newton, Marisol Nichols

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

Everything On The Line Whitney gets the chance to make a sales presentation to bergdorf goodman buyers, the presentation doesn't go so well but goes in an unexpected direction, leading to an opportunity for Whitney.

00:30 BACHELOR PAD WS PG

(*Series Final*) Dancing with the Stars professionals help the contestants with a dancing challenge. Then all 19 housemates reunite as the winners of the competition are crowned.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Death Of A Pickle-Thrower

The deputies reach out to Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker, who has life-threatening disease.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:00 HUMAN TARGET Repeat WS M

Deadhead

An unknown client hires the agency to protect him, but is caught in an explosion and suffers from amnesia.

Starring: Mark Valley, Chi Mcbride, Janet Montgomery

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

04:00 CHUCK WS M

Chuck Versus Operation Awesome

Mistakenly believing that Awesome is a super-spy, Ring agent Sydney Prince tries to recruit him.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Ryan McPartlin

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

The Birth of a Magazine

Jade is fired from her internship at Your Thing on her first day, after fellow interns, Kaycee and Kirstee (the Tweevils) set her up. Lucky as she is to get away from Burdine Maxwell, Your Things loathsome editor, the firing still takes a toll on her self-confidence.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

You Got Me! Octodogtchi's Secret!Let's Celebrate! - Tama-Beans Festival

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.