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Friday, April 22, 1994 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 77, Issue 137 Stroke sends Nixon into coma by Rick Himpson The Associated Press Former president takes a turn for the worse Former President NEW YORK - Richard Nixon Nixon's Condition fell into a deep coma Thursday, Other doctors said the coma Gregory Albers, director of the coagulant. ment he wishes." Nftc reported three days after suffering a sharply reduced Nixon's chances Stanford Stroke Center at Stan- Doctors sometimes try to re- Thursday that Nixon left instruc- major stroke, and doctors said of survival and virtually guar- ford University Medical Center duce brain swelling after a tions that he didn't want to be re-
by Lawrence Hannan reporter and faculty reporter News staff writer for three semesters. He la cur- rent lyThe News' editorial editor. Glen Lubbert, a senior maga- zine journalism major from Zawacki said his main goal Mars, Perm., has been chosen as over the summer would be to put the editor-in- out a quality chief of The BG paper every News for fall Wednesday semester. that lets people Lubbert, the know what Is current manag- happening both ing editor of on campus and The News, has in the city. previously "We plan to served the do a lot of fea- newspaper in Lubberl Zawackl turea apotlight- the positions of lng different sportswriter, assistant sports parts of this campus and town," editor and sports editor for two Zawacki said. "We also hope to semesters. recruit some people taking jour- He also operated the independ- nalism and creative writing ent Sports Review Press during classes this summer to take part the fall 1993 semester. in the paper." Lubbert said he hoped to build Andrew Haver, a junior maga- on the positive work current edi- zine journalism major from tor Kirk Pavelich has accom- Hicksvllle, Ohio, was re- plished this semester. appointed editor of The Key for "This semester we set a stan- the 1994-95 school year. Haver dard of excellence," Lubbert also served as Key editor for the said. "Our goal for the fall is to 1993-94 school year. move on and improve our writing Robert Bortel, director of stu- and look of the paper even dent publications, said the de- more," Lubbert said. cision on who to select for the po- "I believe the reporters and sitions was difficult due to the staff have answered our call for considerable strengths of each excellence and brought them- candidate. selves to the next level. I'll do my best to see that this continues in "There was a tremendous the fall," he added. amount of discussion for the po- Lubbert is also a member of sitions," Bortel said. "We had Delta Tau Delta fraternity and some very good candidates to the University's track and cross choose from.'* country teams. Michael Zawacki, a senior Applications for summer and journalism major from Brecksvi- fall positions for The BG News The BG NoiStMI WelU.tr lle, Ohio was chosen as the sum- will be available Monday. Stu- Americas Culture Studies Instructor Mark Howell takes a moment mer editor-in-chief. dents Interested In applying for a noon. The new Honda Civic from University Honda In the back- to show his stadeats some of the latest technology in the automo- ground was Just one of many cars shown at the event Zawacki has previously served position should pick up an appli- bile Industry at the auto expo in the Union Oval Thursday after as a volunteer reporter, health cation in 210 West Hall. Radio funding analyzed Fate of crossings by Leah Bamutn on General Fee Allocations, but three campus radio organizations ganlzatlon, which received News staff writer also the functions of some of the - WFAL, WBGU-FM and The $7,800. to be determined campus groups that received Radio News Organization - She explained that the more Editor's note: The following is general fee funds. differ enough to go beyond that than 20 students in the organiza- by David Coakrt part five of a Another question of overlap rule. tion prepare and deliver six News staff writer series on cam- has arisen surrounding the AC- The question arises because newscasts each day for each pus groups that GFA student-paid general fee the stations all provide radio station and they also produce the The fate of a railroad crossing site known for car-train mishaps will received money distributions, although the organ- programming for the campus talk show "After Dark" for be determined in part by a recent inspection by city, state and Con- from the stu- ization's members stand by their and the community, and they all WBGU-FM. rail officials. dent-paid gen- claims that the groups are offer opportunities for students A lot of the group's news comes The Match 2 inspection was part of an annual corridor study of city eral fee last different to lean about radio broadcast- from Associated Press wire re- crossings conducted by city administrators, the Ohio Department of month. According to the ACGFA dis- ing. ports, which is where half of Transportation Rail Division and Con rail employees, according to This series is tribution criterion number five: However, spokespersons of the their money goes, Tigue said. Colleen Smith, Bowling Green safety director and municipal admin- attempting to "to the extent possible, requests organizations said that la where However, its goal is different istrator. not only answer should not duplicate existing the similarities end. than those of the radio stations, A report on the inspection was submitted to City Council by the city questions con- programs, equipment or facili- "We're affiliated with both, Tigue said. Transportation and Safety Committee. cerning various funding criteria ties." radio stations," said Beth Tigue,! "We do completely different The corridor study helps to decide which crossings within city used by the Advisory Committee The question Is whether the president of the Radio News Or- See ACGFA Mas*. See RAILROAD, page 3.
Friday, sunny with the The ninth annual teacher As First Ward Bowling The men's and women's high 55 to 60. Northeast INSIDE Job fair will take place to- Green City Council mem- track trams are in for a winds 5 to IS mph. Friday day in the University's ber, Todd Klelsmlt is ex- busy Saturday when they night, mostly clear with the Lenhart Grand Ballroom pected to represent the citi- host the first of only two from 8:30 «jn. until 5 p.m. zens responsible for his home meets of the season. low around 30. Saturday, ■r Page 4. election. ~Page9. mostly sunny and warmer. •■PageS. High in the upper 60s.
'* The Editorial Page The BG News page two Friday, April 22,1994 The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence'
Kirk Pavelich Glen Lubbert cacpsrieix>ed r editor-in-chief managing editor
Julie Tagliaferro Eileen McNamara assistant managing editor news editor
Sharon Turco Michael Zawacki Scott DeKatch city editor editorial editor Insider editor E.A.R. to the Ground... E.A.R. to the Ground has received word from confidential sources that Ethal the dog, whose master is none other than the stylin' Bill Wilson, can play a better game of croquet than all of the College Republicans at this University put together. Rumor has it that Las Vegas bookies are stacking the odds in Ethal's favor for the next annual "College ^W^f- Republican Croquet Til You Drop." **— Stay tuned for more information... We just want to get along E.A.R. agents who were present at the Earth Day festivities took notice of all the Earthers who were "Man didn't evolve from the your place. (Let 'em get all liq- out there educating themselves on ways to conserve primates. We couldn't have, be- uored up somewhere else before our resources and make this big blue and green ball a cause this doesn't explain why they come over. Like the dorms.) better place to live. we're so evil and deviant. We had 2. Get along. The old East E.A.R. would like to bring notice to the young lady to evolve from lawyers." Merry Madness and Frazee who selflessly sat on a toilet all afternoon to bring -Some guy on Late Night wim Frenzy parties were renowned wasteful bathroom water consumption to the fore- Oman O'Brien the other night. for their lack of trouble Involving front of resource conservation. Let's get this out of the way flghts and vandalism and things She offered this tidbit of advice: "Hey, to conserve first... Much to our chagrin, the like that water, shower together!" KKK is coming to town on June So be cool, respect your 18 to demonstrate. So the County friend's property (and remember Commissioners get together the Sam p Mike that the landlord still has your • *• other day to vote on where they &: host's security deposit, okay?) are going to let them demon- Melendez Cook and dont ruin the weekend for strate, and the sheriff and the the older kids, who are really O.K. kids, it's story time. police chief grudgingly decide glad that this thing has come See Tom and Roseanne Arnold have a "quite vol- the KKK will demonstrate at the back. atile" fight. courthouse. ...if you don't do anything wrong, you can't 3. Ladies! Mike tends to get all See Tom and Roseanne split up because both have Now, Sam and Mike are think- get in trouble. Don't serve people under 21 at "huggy, Ussy" after a few beers. only about an ounce of brains between the two of ing this Is bad and the KKK And now that we think about it, them (and Roseanne has the majority of gray mat- should protest some place fur- your place. (Let them get all liquored up so does Sam. So look out ter). ther out of the way, like the Wood someplace else. Like the dorms.) And of course, while we don't See Roseanne file for divorce. County Fairgrounds. want to sound like a Public Ser- Go, Roseanne, got But, you might say, Obviously, vice Announcement, dont drive See Tom come to his senses and realize without the Klan cant protest then, be- and this Friday is this Friday, because we're "those guys from around drunk. Okay? Walk on Rosie he has no career, no life and most importantly, cause a cattle show and a flea which of course is the day of East the paper.'' We'd like to thank over to the Corner Grill to sober market are going on June 18. Merry Madness and we're so ex- you by name, but we cant. So we up on coffee and tater boy fries. no money to support his lavish Hollywood lifestyle. But we say, sure they can! Not cited we could Just die, which wont, but thanks. (Be sure to give Denise the wait- See Roseanne refuse to take Tom back. only would it be a fascinating would be unfortunate, 'cause But we can tell you there will ress a decent tip.) Watch Tom slip through the cracks of popularity visual, it would be demeaning. then we'd miss Fraaee Frenzy, be banners and bands and barbe- Or, you can Just shack. and notoriety. Klan members shopping for vel- which is tomorrow. ques and frankly, we're so gosh- There! Our column had a seri- Poor Tom, no one knows who you are. vet p.'wHng. of Elvis, bartering First some of the hype, and darn excited that we can hardly ous section, but it was fun. Sam See Tom beg for loose change and eat garbage out- for plastic cups. "Fifty cental?! then some safety tips... see straight anymore. So let's get and Mike - We're Serious About side Spago's. You're crazy I" they'd exclaim This whole East Merry Mad- on to the serious stuff before we Our Fun. from under their hoods. "Twenty ness and Frazee Frenzy thing forget... So If you want to come on over, cents! And not a penny morel was so huge for so many years, Hey! Be careful out there! the Sam and Mike Apartment •Oh, look hooey! Bed sheets! then it died, then some people Here's a pretty good rule to live Palace (once described by In- The BG News Staff How much? ' decided it should come back, and by this weekend: Have a good sider resident art critic Julie Mi- And by June, we'll have come they told some friends, who then time, but don't do anything stupid chalak as "a dessert for the photo editor Ross Weiuner up with a good cow Joke. C'mon, told some friends, who then told and dont give anybody a reason ey 204 West Hall Bowling Green Slate University Bowling Green. Ohio 43403-0726 [email protected] Copyright 01994 by The BG New*. Reprinting of any material in this publication without the permission of The BG News is strictly prohibited. The BG News is an independent student voice founded in 1920 and is published daily during Die academic year and Wednesdays in the summer. The BG News encourages its readers to notify the paper of any errors in nones or photograph descriptions. Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the student body, facui'ty or University administration. Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not necessarily those of The BG News. Letters intended for publication must be between 200-300 words long, typed and include (he writer's name, phone number and University affiliation, if any. The BG News reserves the right to edit SOCIOMORPHOSIC any and all letters. The BG News Headlines Friday, April 22, 1994 page three Top Singles Top Albums Weekly charts for the Weekly charts for the nation's best-selling naUon's best-selling singles as they appear albums as they appear in next week's issue of in next week's issue of Billboard magazine. Billboard magazine. Reprinted with Reprinted with permission. Platinum permission. Platinum signifies more than 1 signifies more than 1 million copies sold. million copies sold. April 19 9 4 1. The Division Bell, ITHREE2 2 1. Bump N" Grind, R. Pink Floyd (Columbia) Kelly (Jive) Platinum. 2. The Sign, Ace or Base 2. The Sign, Ace of Base (Arista) Platinum. (Arista) Platinum. 3. Above the Rim 3. The Most Beautiful Soundtrack (Death Row- Girl in the World, Interscope) Prince (NPG) 4. Not a Moment Too 4. Without You-Never Soon, Tim McGraw Forget You. Marian (Curb) Carey (Columbia) 5. August & Everything 5. Mmm Mmm Mmm After, Counting Crows Mmm, Crash Test (Gef fen) Platinum. Dummies (Arista) 6. Chant, Benedictine 6. The Power of Love, Monks of Santo Celine Dion (Music) Domingo De Silos Platinum. (Angel) 7. So Much In Love, AU- 7. Longing in their 4-One (Blitzz) Hearts, Bonnie Raitt 8. Now and Forever, (Capitol) Richard Marx (Capitol) 8.12 Play, R. Kelly 9. Return to Innocence, (Jive) Platinum. Enigma (Virgin) 9. Music Box, Mariah 10. Loser, Back Carey (Columbia) (Bongload) 10. The Colour of My Love.CelineDion(Music) ACROSS THE NATION Arnolds back together fant coiffure, the handiwork of LOS ANGELES - TV star her regular stylist, Sylvain Mel- Roseanne Arnold is dropping her loul. divorce lawsuit against her hus- It was a dramatic change from band, Tom, saying she was misled the short, straight look she has by gossip and lies. favored in recent months. She asked forgiveness from "It's the same hairdo, just Tom Arnold and their assistant, styled differently," said Neel Kim Silva, who was rumored to Lattimore, a spokesman for Mrs. have been involved in a re- Clinton. lationship with Arnold, said a "We both decided to change the spokesman for Mrs. Arnold's look. We were both inspired by publicists, PMK. the weather and we decided to go "I must apologize to my hus- ahead and curl it and wave it," band, Tom, and to my dear friend said the French-born stylist. Kim Silva for letting outsiders, Melloul, who owns a chain of nasty gossip and lies finally six Visage Express hair salons, break me down and leave me said he charged his customary reeling," Mrs. Arnold said in fee for Mrs. Clinton: $17. "If s a statement read by Kevin Camp- bargain," he added. bell of PMK. Mrs. Arnold did not fully re- Compiled from staff and wire tract allegations of abuse she reports. made against her husband in a restraining order request, which accompanied her divorce petition Monday. "Tom never hurt my children, and often our fights in the past have led to physical action which we both are learning to control," Mrs. Arnold said in her state- ment. "Please forgive me to everyone I love. I just lost it completely and found myself camping in the AP PkwWChri • KJU IOI Sequoias," she said, referring to a national park in California. Christopher McFarlaae winds op for a forehand as he learns ten- 5-year-olds were taking Tot Tennis lessons as the Whetstone Park "I am off for a much-needed alt la Columbus, Ohio, Thursday. McFarlaae and other 4- and recreation center. rest to attempt to put my mar- Tokyo $889 riage and my head back Hong Kong $815 RAILROAD together," she concluded. Bangkok $849 "Probably it's the least trav- killed in a car-train accident at said. Taipei $839 Continued from page 1. eled [site] in the city," Smith the Pike Street crossing in Jan- Installation of crossing gates First lady has new do Singapore $869 said. "Part of that is because uary. and lights recently was com- WASHINGTON - Hillary Rod- f»es ate WOTC tam Or. o c t •SIGN UP IN W& OFFICE APRIL 20TH - 25TH • Walk-ons welcome **S&* & • player with most baskets in one minute wins! Shrimp, • prizes • THE RUERRGE ROWLING GREEN STUDENT Clams, .0) UNIVERSITY UNION 0ISP0SES OF RB0UT 280 CANS PER TERRI Scallops & ALASKAN POLLACK Call 2-7164 or 2-2343 MRKE fl DIFFERENCE - for more information SHOW THRT BGSU CRN RECVCLE! Lunch Special $3.99 Mrs: 1130-1.30 Kl ( 1( I I Kl ( M I I Kl ( \< «. V- "bi«4Mb City The BG News Friday, April 22,1994 page five No experience necessary Seminar informs Kleismit represents First Ward despite lack of training students about by John Glbnsy one from his experience during ismit may encounter differing News staff writer the war. views from the constituents on housing rights "You really learn to appreciate many subjects, according to BJ As First Ward Bowling Green things in that type of environ- Fischer, Second Ward council by Richard Leva City Council member, Todii Kle- ment,'' he said. member. News staff writer ismit is expected to represent the By keeping in contact with his "On some Issues, Todd may not citizens re- family while In the Middle East, have the same interests [from A —*"!"»'• informed students about what they need to know sponsible for Kleismit got a sense of the strong students and residents]," Fischer about off-campus housing Wednesday night. his election. emotional feelings from the said. "Balancing those concerns The seminar, sponsored by the Undergraduate Student How can a United States in support of the is something he'll come across." Government, covered topics such as lease agreements, students' 23-year-old troops. Kleismit said he realizes this, legal rights and choosing the right roommates. junior with no Upon returning home with a and when discussing city issues, One of the guest speakers, Shane Ostrowskl, a leasing agent political back- hero's welcome, the 20-year-old he will consider the good of the for Winthrop Terrace, said students should always read the ground or ex- Kleismit realized not all war vet- First Ward as a whole. lease before signing it perience han- erans are entitled to life's finer Generating enthusiasm, coop- "Many people don't read their leases," Ostrowskl said. "They dle such a task? pleasures. eration and communication be- take It for granted... Whenever you go to a rental agency, before Back when "I came home from a war and I tween the city and the Universi- you sign anything, you should always ask for a sample copy of the campaign wasn't even able to legally drink ty, will be a high priority for Kle- the lease. Then you can take It home and read it." season started in the fall of 1992, a beer," he said. ismit Students' legal rights in a lease agreement were also dis- with candidate announcements However, he did take with him For Instance, he envisions a cussed. According to Kristian Romaine, an attorney for Student due, Kleismit asked himself that the values and work ethic he shuttle bus running from the Klelsaet Legal Services, the landlord should show evidence of why same question. learned in the Army. University to the downtown area money is taken out of a tenant's security deposit. However, after a relentless "I learned a lot about time "It's a win-win situation. It is find out their opinions and see "The landlord has to show that there has been damage done to and exhausting campaign, no one management, setting priorities very beneficial for students who what they think about certain is- the apartment beyond the normal wear and tear," Romaine said. could question his spirit. and staying organized," Kleismit don't have cars, and also for sues," he said. "Unfortunately, with some of the owners, they tend to be un- Then again, how could they said. merchants," Kleismit said. In fact, Kleismit asked that his reasonable ... You have a right to know what they charge you ever have? Just three and a half These traits helped lead to a The plan Involves money and phone number be printed with and why." years ago, as a soldier in the successful campaign and a seat hard work, Kleismit admitted, (352-2986), and encouraged calls Army stationed at Ft. Hood, on City Council In January of this but It promotes interaction be- from students and residents with Romaine suggested if tenants find a dispute with a landlord Texas, Kleismit's troop received year. tween the city and the students. comments or suggestions. concerning a security deposit, they should ask for the landlord's orders to report to Saudi Arabia. While the first couple months As part of his agenda, Kleismit Adjusting to the challenges of statement on damages to the residency. They could then take the With tensions building on the have been a learning experience will also focus on developing a City Council has not been a diffi- landlord to court, and, if the case is won, receive as much as Kuwait and Iraqi borders, war for Kleismit, the position has met recycling program for off- cult process for Kleismit. double the damages that had been kept by the landlord. was imminent. his initial expectations, with few campus apartments. However, If any questions arise, surprises. Because recycling is the wave he can always turn to his room- Another of the guest speakers, Jody Webb, assistant director Serving as a photo Journalist in "Todd Is taking the Job very of the future, Kleismit said he mate, Scott Ziance, the former of the On-Campus Housing Office, said another key element of the army, Kleismit did not take seriously and he is doing his best would like more than just a hand- First Ward council member. living off campus is choosing the right roommate. part in actual battle In the Per- to educate himself about issues ful of the apartment complexes Ziance, who starts at Harvard sian Gulf. His responsibilities in- and how council works," said participating in such a program. Law School in the fall, said Kle- "If you don't like who you're living with, chances are it will af- volved basic survival type duties, Joyce Kepke, president of City Though the election is over, ismit can expect some tough fect how you're doing here at school, how you're feeling about such as the placement of sand Council. Kleismit will continue the door- times, but the maturity and in- being here at school, your work and your overall attitude about bags. Because the First Ward in- to-door practice he used tegrity of his roommate will cer- BGSU," Webb said. "So it is important that you select a room- If ever an education in life cludes University students as throughout the campaign. tainly help in decision making mate that works well with you." could be had, Kleismit received well as permanent residents, Kle- "I want to meet new people, situations. Webb said there are three key guidelines to having a success- ful relationship between roommates - communication, com- promise and setting guidelines. Courthouse chosen for rally "Talk about where they stand on the issue of having guests over, male or female," Webb said. 'Talk about how they feel about sharing things in the apartment... Talk about what their expectations are. It Is Important that you are thinking the same Police division prepares for protection with metal detectors things in terms of what you expect from each other." by Jonathan Broidtoot Ash said that there were some said. thing under control," Ash said. News staff writer concerns about the rally occur- Ash also said that since the According to Ash, the rally Is S ring at the fairgrounds because Constitution allows the Knights scheduled from 11 a.m. through 2 The Ku Klux Klan rally sched- of its openness. Also, Ash said of the KKK to hold rallies In pub- p.m., but should only last about uled for June 18 will be held on protesters could easily pick up lic places, the city doesn't have one to two hours. the steps of the Wood County rocks and throw them at the an option to accept or reject Rent from Courthouse. Nan. them The Knights of the KKK, which Although the Since there have been presi- "Our Job is to protect the citi- started approximately In 1865, Wood County dential campaign speeches de- zens of the city. We want to do have several divisions and HERTZ PENSKE. Fairgrounds livered from the courthouse the best we can to keep every- groups within the organization. had been con- steps in the past. Ash said that sidered an op- the police division will have And be a tional place to plenty of time to prepare for the hold the rally, rally. CHAKLESTOWN APIS. Wood County "There will be metal detectors ♦ AND ♦ Sheriff John for everyone coming Into the ROAD SCHOLAR. Kohl and Bowl- Aih courthouse area," Ash said. % MID AM MANOR ing Green Along with metal detectors. Police Chief Galen Ash an- Ash and Kohl will have 150-200 ♦ •NOW RENTING* nounced Wednesday the courth- police officers on hand at the ral- Choose from choice apartments within walking distance to t ouse would be the most reasona- ly- ♦ campus Summer 1994 and school year 1994-1995. ble place to hold the KKK rally. Ash said his main concern Is to 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, gas heat and "We think we could have protect the citizens of Bowling ♦ t water included, air conditioning tighter control of the situation at Green from any harm that may the courthouse," Ash said. be brought against them. ♦ 641 Third St Apt 4, B.G. t Ash and Kohl said that their "We are more worried about Resident Manager 352-4380 police officers are familiar with the anti-Klan groups that follow ♦ the courthouse area. the Klan to all their rallies," he The best way to get home Rood Service is in a Hertz Penske truck. • Full Range of Truck Sizes That's because they're easy • aeon, Smooth-Running take a take a to rent. Easy to drive. And Trucks easy on the budget. No mat- • Many Trucks With Auto ter what size truck you need, Transmission and Air you'll get the one that's Conditioning just right for you. 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(BY RESERVATION ONLY) II1-MQ-KAP-TKT FOR RATES AND RESERVATIONS PLEASE CALL II1-80Q-KAP-TEST (419) 385-6623 KAPLAN OR (800) 222-0277 m an iradu MMM it a" haifea.« ** <** **+*»< nrtWi ii«l Is H«rti Nrati ilorxMrt M> quMnmoni 8 Mill ftmkl Tno Iran, Kill! ■cIMOpoly loon»-w«y r*rroJloni, City The BG News page six Friday, April 22,1994 ACCFA Students contribute service Continued from page 1. things - our goals are City resident hires University students for personal health care different. We dont play music - we're Just there to by Aaron Epplt about the kids," Crawford said. mas carols to Crawford for an help Inform people of news News contributing writer "The community isnt very ap- hour. going on in the state and the preciative of them. They don't nation," she said. "Their Job In recent years, college stu- see that there is some good In is to entertain - our Job is to Sometimes, if one of the stu- inform." dents have been associated with there. dents has a serious problem in Tigue said the group does wild drunken binges, outrageous their personal lives, they and pranks and all sorts of disorderly not target any particular Charlotte sit down and talk about audience, but it does pay and disruptive conduct. "Nobody says It. Often, little is known about special attention to news student contributions to their anything good about that interests students. These sessions are called "We offer students a university or local community. the kids. The "Doorknob Time," which refers However, there Is one local chance to learn something to the confidentiality of these they cant learn in a class- woman who believes young peo- community isn't very disclosures, Crawford said. ple have a lot to offer despite the room," she said. "A lot of appreciative of them. our staff aren't Journalism negative stereotypes. "I probably know more about Charlotte Crawford, 57, of 237 They don't see that majors, so they get to be [the students'] private lives than exposed to something they Gorrell Ave. is a victim of mul- there is some good in anyone else," she said. "But 111 tiple sclerosis which has left her wouldn't be exposed to oth- there." never tell anyone else. I'm the erwise." paralyzed from the neck down. doorknob." Several years ago, Crawford said Charlotte Crawford, Tom Bunyard, the gen- eral manager of WFAL, her family decided she should Bowling Creen resident Zoe Klopf, one of the students not be left alone. currently working with Craw- which received $7,500, said For the past six years, she has ford, said she usually stays in the it is different from been hiring University students "[The students] are not any evenings and between classes WBGU-FM, essentially be- to look after her, primarily in the worse than we were at their age," with her, depending on the week- cause WFAL is commercia- lly operated. evenings. she said. ly schedule. Their duties include answering The relationship between Because it is commercia- the telephone and holding it to Crawford and the students is not She calls Crawford to see how lly operated, WFAL offers her ear while she talks. They also typical of an employer and em- she Is doing, even on holidays students experience in give her something to drink if ployee. The headboard of her bed when most people leave the Uni- fields such as advertising she wants It. is covered with stuffed animals, versity. and public relations, Bun- yard said. In the mornings, nurses from including a talking parrot. an attendant-care agency come Flowers and cords abound on a "It's the worst when I call and Dawn Blackford, presi- in and attend to her, according to nearby table - all gifts from the nobody answers, especially when dent of WBGU-FM, which Danielle Barron, another one of students. I'm at home because I can't just received $8,866, agreed Crawford's students. The stu- come over and see If [Crawford] that the commercialization dents care for her after they "I enjoy young people. I like is okay," Klopf said. of WFAL is one of the major leave. working with the kids," Craw- differences between the "Too many people give up ford said. "It's like one big, Crawford said University stu- stations, because it causes when their health goes bad," happy family." dents who have worked for her in its programming to be Crawford said. "I live through the past still call her up Just to different. One Christmas, one of the stu- a* "The major thing is be- the kids." see how she is doing. Tto BG N«wURMI Wrln.tr Crawford puts an advertise- dents decorated her entire house. tween the music - they ment in the newspapers every If that wasn't enough, four stu- "We practice an open-door pol- Bowling Green resident Charlotte Crawford receives an encouraging have a lot of obligations, but fall for new helpers. dents from the University Men's icy here," Crawford said. "An- ■mile from Just one of the many students who pay visits to her bed- being non-commercial, we "Nobody says anything good Chorus visited and sang Christ- yone can come in and talk." side. don't - so we can play about anything," Blackford said. WFAL programming is RAILROAD- geared more toward classic and modem rock, whereas Continued from page 3. formula in compliance with fed- Ensembles to attend WBGU-FM plays alterna- eral regulations, Gilg said. by the end of summer. The formula examines a num- tive, with special programs Smith said the decision to up- ber of factors at each site, includ- of jazz, women's, Spanish grade those crossings initially ing the amount of train and auto and country music. was made two years ago. At that traffic, obstructions of view, and musical competition Another thing that time a similar study determined train speeds and models. differentiates WFAL from them to be potentially hazardous Gilg said PUCO draws up a by Matthew Freler Academy in Cluj, Romania, and a They are coached by faculty WBGU-FM, Bunyard said, to traffic. priority list which ranks cross- News staff writer graduate of the Hartt School of member John Sampen and mem- is that WFAL was named She said the average length of ings according to their potential music in Hartford, Conn. bers include Russell Peterson, one of the top three college time between conducting a pre- risk for accidents. On-site in- Two music ensembles from the The quartet members are Dan- Marco Albonetti, M. Amanda Ma- radio stations in the nation liminary study and actually in- spections determine to what ex- College of Musical Arts at the iel Szasz, Lazslo Bedek, Calin terne and Yiannis Miralis. Each this year by the National stalling warning devices is about tent upgrading is necessary. University will compete in the Muresan and Russell Wright. Va- student studies saxophone pri- Association of College two years. The upgrading is funded and semi-finals of the annual Fishoff sile Beluska, a faculty member, vately with Sampen. Broadcasters. "[Pike Street] obviously wasn't supervised by PUCO and com- National Chamber Music Compe- is coaching the group for the "We're completely dedi- one of the top priority cross- pleted by Conrall employees. tition. competition. Each group will have to pre- cated to professional pro- ings," said Stacie Gilg, spokes- The competition will take place pare 45 minutes of music for the gramming - and that's the person for the Public Utilities The state shares the expense of In South Bend, Ind. and will last This year, members of the semi-final round. reason we were selected," Commission of Ohio. city-based plans to upgrade, con- from Friday to Sunday. quartet were chosen to study Bunyard said. The decision to install crossing tributing 60 percent of the cost, The Cluj String Quartet and the music with the University String Three groups will then be cho- However, there is also gates and lights is based on a Smith said. Transcontinental Saxophone Quartet and hold positions with sen to compete in the final round another similarity between Quartet are among 12 groups the University Philharmonia. of the competition on Sunday. the two radio stations. Greater Toledo Area Chapter participating in the semi-final The competition is considered Both groups do programs American Red Cross 2275 ColluTgwxjd Blvd round of the competition. The Transcontinental Quartet to be one of the top chamber mu- to benefit other organiza- Toledo, Ohio 43620 tions. <4W)2«3331 The Cluj Quartet consists of is the graduate saxophone quar- sic competitions in the United three graduates from the Music tet at the University. State* "We support different causes and so forth - eve- rything we do is program- med toward the students," Graduation Bunyard said. WBGU does benefits, as CENTER FOR CHOICE II well, Blackford said, such Confidential'Health Care For Women as Home Aid, which bene- Messages • Student fee fits The Link, and the AIDS Let your friends know bow much you'll miss them with a Graduation message made especially for • Abortion through benefit for David's House, Blackford said. them. Choose between a display ad or a regular classified ad. 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Offer ends April 30th 800 per line Ul£2Z WHEN DRINKING, CALL A FRIEND. ujoodtondrnoll Deadline - Tuesday, April 26 • 204 West Holl * 5PM * Publication • Monday, May 2 * Sports The BG News Friday, April 22,1994 page seven 24 runs earn Falcons a doubleheader split by John Boyle in three. Glover, who pinch hit for Andy Tracy in News sports writer the fifth Inning and stayed in the game, had three RBIs and scored a run in only three plate appear- The BG baseball squad scored 24 runs In a ances. Wednesday evening doubleheader against Cleve- Starter Jeff Dominique (2-1) rebounded from a land State, unfortunately for the Falcons, however, sub-par performance last Saturday against 21 of them were scored in the same game. Eastern Michigan to gain the win. Dominique The result was a doubleheader split between the struck out five and allowed only two hits in four intrastate rivals. Innings of work. Eric Stachler and Andy Smith BG hammered the Vikings into submission in pitched the final three innings and gave up only game one 21-1. The Falcons pounded out 19 hits one hit combined. and were aided by CSU's 11 errors. In the nightcap, BG's Chris Boggs (3-2) was "I think it's safe to say that everything went our touched for a sixth inning solo home run that gave way," BG head coach Dan Schmltz said. Right the Vikings a 4-3 victory. The Falcons could only fielder Brian Taylor led the way by going 2-5 and muster five hits off two CSU hurlers. With the loss, scored a new school record of six runs. Taylor, an BG drops to 17-11 overall. All-Mac honorable mention selection last season, As if going into a four-game weekend series broke the old game record of Brian Koelling, who against Kent wasn't enough to worry about, BG scored five runs against Ohio on April 6,1991. goes in shorthanded. The Falcons lost second "Brian just had an outstanding game," Schmltz baseman Jason Brown against Youngstown State said. on Tuesday and left-handed pitcher Mike Chancy Leadoff man Tony Gill and reserve first base- Wednesday at CSU. man Rob Glover also contributed to the attack with Brown had to undergo facial reconstructive sur- three hits each. gery after taking a knee to the face. He will be lost Gill, another BG All-MAC honorable mention for the season. Chaney hurt his elbow and his stat- selection last year, scored four runs and also drove us for the remainder of the season Is uncertain. KathySlrauM/APPtiMo Cleveland's Kenny Lofton and Omar Vizquel congratulate Eddie Murray In the first inning on his first of two home runs in the Indian's 10-6 victory over the Twins. Aggresiveness earns split Murray hits milestone byMlkeKazlmore appointing." ler said. "Every time we hit the assistant sports editor While the Falcons could not ball hard it seems like we're hit- come up with the key hit late in ting it right at somebody." The Associated Press Murray's first homer moved The Twins pulled to 4-3 on In the world of sports confi- the second game loss against UT, Miller and the rest of the Fal- him past Dave Kingman on the Rich Becker's first career dence leads to winning records - Miller was happy with her cons will be hoping that a few MINNEAPOLIS - Eddie career homer list with 444. His homer, a three-run shot in the the Bowling Green Softball team squad's performance at the plate. more of their line drives fall this Murray homered from both homer in the seventh helped second. Kirby Puckett's RBI is just beginning to learn. "Over the last five or six weekend when they face the sides of the plate for a major- him break Mickey Mantle's re- grounder made it 4-4 in the Last week the squad took a games our team batting average Kent State Golden Flashes for a league record 11th time and cord of hitting home runs from third. giant step forward when they has been right around the .300 pair of doubleheadera. moved into 20th place on base- both sides in a game 10 times. Cleveland regained the lead split a doubleheader with the mark," Miller said. "I really With a strong weekend the Fal- ball's career home run list Eric Plunk (2-0) worked 3 2-3 in the fourth on two-out dou- Toledo Rockets. think that with every game the cons could make a big push Thursday, leading the Cleve- innings of three-hit relief, bles by Vizquel and Carlos "The big key for us was that we team is gaining more and more toward the top of the conference land Indians past the Minne- striking out seven for the win. Baerga. stayed aggressive," BG head confidence at the plate." standings. sota Twins 10-6. Larry Casian (0-2) allowed Cleveland starter Mark coach Rachel Miller said. "It was While BG has improved its bat- "We're definitely in the race," Murray, 38, who signed with Cleveland to score four runs in Clark allowed just two hits in S a little frustrating though be- ting average over the last two Miller said. "We're going to go in the Indians as a free agent in the seventh. 1-3 innings, but was hurt by six cause I really thought we were in weeks many of the hits have fal- there with the intentions of win- the off-season, hit a three-run The Indians made it 4-0 in walks and two wild pitches. position to win both games. Real- len as harmless singles. ning all four games." homer batting left-handed in the second when Kenny Lofton Twins pitchers have allowed ly, we beat Toledo's best pitcher "We've really been hitting the "Over the last few weeks we've the first, and added a two-run singled, stole second and third a major-league high 31 home in the first game, so to lose the ball well lately, but we've also taken more steps toward where shot hitting from the right side and scored on third baseman runs including at least one in second game was a little dis- been hitting into hard luck," Mil- we want to be," in the seventh to snap a 5-5 tie. Scott Lelus' error. IS of their 16 games. 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While they haven't News sports writer Montreal's Stanley Cup triumph It's going to be a beautiful cleared a Jump in a while, I'm Schaser has been a dominant last spring, was to receive medi- weekend. confident they will finally get force in the 5000 meters, but cation throughout the day. His head coach Sid Sink has moved The checkered flag Is in sight What will make the weekend over that bar on Saturday. for the women's tennis team as condition was to be re-evaluated 3. Watch for Scott Thompson in him to the shorter races for the in the evening. even more beautiful is seeing the they wrap up their regular the 110-meter hurdles. He is an Ball State meet. General manager Serge Savard stands packed at the Jack Whit- season today and tomorrow. taker track on Saturday when the indoor All-Amerlcan and is on his What makes this event most said there was a 50-50 chance that quest for a shot at an outdoor ti- exciting Is that yours truly is in Unfortunately, some of the Roy would need an appendec- track team hosts Ball State. teams have already finished, but tle. The ever- confident Thomp- both events against 'Super tomy Friday morning, which Track isn't a spectator sport ~ the Falcons can still pass up two would put him out of action for 12 what the hell am I thinking? son hopes the wind wont be a de- Schaser.' I'm not sure about the to 14 days. 1500 meters, but I think I'll take teams this weekend. BG finishes Why would anyone want to sit triment on Saturday. by hosting the Akron Zips today Roy could rejoin the team on him in the half mile. on a hard bench and watch a 4. While we're on the subject of and arch rivals Toledo on Satur- Friday if the medication works. bunch of idiots run around an hurdlers, take a gander at the day. oval track hundreds of times? 400-meter hurdles. Freshman Well, that's just a quick over- The race track however goes Johnson signs with Fox And those damn field events Rob Pietruszka will try to fight view of some of the exciting through the trainer's room. First aren't even visible from the Lubber t off a bruised heel to compete in events that will take place on NEW YO R FT- Less than a singles co-captain Erin Bowbeer month after his departure from stands. ; the event. According to Pietrus- Saturday. the Dallas Cowboys, Jimmy zka, he can finish anywhere from might sit out for the Akron match A track meet sounds downright the time on the watch means is because of her season-long back Johnson Is back In football - as an boring. not important. Just holding up first to fourth. That's how tough If you want to come witness the analyst for Fox Sports. the competition will be. Perhaps problems so she will be healthy On the contrary, a track meet the watch as the runners cross fun, pack the stands on Saturday for Toledo. Also, second singles his biggest competition will be Fox Sports has called a 3 p.m. can be one of the most exciting the finish line makes you look in- at noon. sophomore Patty Bank has been EDT news conference today at spectator sports around, if you telligent. teammate Marty Rosciszewski. hampered with shin splints, but the News Corporation Building to know how to watch it. 2. An event you want to be sure My money is on Pietruszka. den Lubbcrt is managing edi- introduce Johnson as a member tor for The News. her play is probable. So, for those devout Falcon to check out is the pole vault. The 5. Perhaps the biggest events Akron is the latest team to join of its pre-game studio broadcast MAC women's tennis. Last year team, Fox spokesman Vince Wla- dikasaid. was the Zips' first year they had Johnson joins Terry Bradshaw a tennis team. They beat BG 7-2, and Howie Long on the show, but are not likely to do it again created after Fox won the rights Track hosts home meets because they lost five of six sin- to televise the NFL's NFC games dy Andy Ougan "This will be our fifth time pers in the Mid-American Con- type of meet we need, where gles players. by outbidding CBS with a $1.58 News sports writer against OU," Price said. "They'- ference." we'll have to do well to win." "We are favored against Ak- billion bid for four years. ve won the last four averaging Price said that having the meet Sink said that of the 20 events, ron," head coach Penny Dean about 20 points higher than us at home should give his team the many of them will be any team's said. "If we don't win, it would be BGSU hosts precision The men's and women's track each meet. They're good in al- mental edge they will need to race. a bit of an upset. The match skating teams are in for a busy Saturday most every event. It will be a race to win the meet. "They'll be strong in some against Toledo is pretty even the BOWLING GREEN, Ohio - The when they host the first of only great match-up between the top , "We hope that being the meet areas where we'll be weak and way I see it. We need to win Bowling Green Skate Club will two home meets of the season. teams in the Midwest and two of is at home, some team members we'll be strong in some areas both." host a precision skating competi- The women will face archrival the top teams in Ohio." will be able to pull off some up- where they'll be weak, but the Toledo beat BG last year 5-4. tion Saturday at the Ice Arena. Ohio University as well as Cen- Although Price is focused on sets," Price said. "We encourage rest of the events will be wide The team needs to get it in gear The competition, which is open to tral Michigan, while the men take trying get revenge against OU, people to come out to see some open," Sink said. "There will be because they are ui n less in the the public, will involve 24 teams on the Ball State Cardinals. some good battles. The rankings MAC and this is their last chance and over 440 skaters. he warns the dangers of over- top-flight performances." "It's precision skating so the According to women's coach looking Central Michigan. The men will also be in for a favor Ball State, but not by much. to pick up a couple of wins before being seeded for the MAC Tour- teams will skate a set program," Steve Price, this will be the fifth "CMU is a very good team, tight meet with Ball State. Both teams will really be going coordinator Bruce Yeager said. time this season where BG has also," Price said. "By no means "It should be a very exciting after it" nament. The MAC tourney Is "It's an annual event and we're had an opportunity to race Ohio should they be overlooked. They and close meet," men's coach Sid Sink said it will be crucial for next week at Ypsilantl on the hoping to generate some interest University. have three of the best high jum- Sink said. "It's going to be the the team to get up and support campus of Eastern Michigan. in precision skating." each other throughout the meet BG plays Akron today at 3 p.m. According to Yeager many of so that each athlete may perform and Toledo on Saturday at 1 p.m. the teams invited to the event, to the best of their ability. Both matches are at Keefe named 'Springtime on Ice,' are "It's going to have to be a team Courts behind the Ice Arena. from Cananda. In fact, one Cana- effort," Sink said. "The guys dian team consists of 36 mem- need to do their best. They need Appendicitis fells Roy bers. 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UK k SltU , '.■V'-V;-..^'.*-..-- " The BG News Friday, April 22,1994 page nine motivates Champ Benson leaves by Ed Schuyler Jr. The Associated Press MAC for WAC LAS VEGAS - Evander Holy- Held has found success tastes byWardMarchint Hawaii. even sweeter when it follows The Associated Press The 10 WAC presidents ap- fcilure. proved the expansion Sunday in "You appreciate the title better DENVER - Incoming Western Salt Lake City and still must ap- the second time around because Athletic Conference commis- prove the specific additions. you know you can lose it," the sioner Karl Benson pledged to Benson said his biggest chal- heavyweight champion said. guide the newly aligned league lenge would be to "expand the "After I won the title the first into national prominence. WAC into media pockets and time I was looking for reasons to He also held off on the specif- convince them that the WAC Is a get out. It was kind of a drag. I ics of his plan, pending the addi- premium athletic conference." had one foot in the ring and one tion of up to six new WAC mem- "I think expansion will help get foot out." bers today. national attention," he said. "It's Now, the 31-year-old Holyfield Benson, Mid-American Con- not that the WAC hasn't already feels rejuvenated. ference commissioner the past had national attention." "I think I have the skills to be four years, was named to the He pointed out that BYU has champion through 1996," he said. WAC leadership position on won a national championship and Wednesday. He replaces Joe produced a Heisman Trophy He would like to be champion Kearney, who will retire June 30 winner in quarterback Ty Det- when the Olympics are staged in after 14 years as WAC commis- mer, and that San Diego State his hometown of Atlanta. He sioner. produced "an unparalleled run- wants to become undisputed Benson alluded to the expan- ning back" in Marshall Faulk. champion again and he would sion of the WAC, but artfully He also said he hoped to get the like to be champion when Mike dodged questions about its spe- WAC positioned in the next three Tyson gets out of prison and re- David Long tt real h/AP Photo cifics. years to be included in the Bowl sumes his career. Heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield shakes hands with challenger Michael Moorer. "Expansion, whether it is two, Coalition. First, he must beat unbeaten four or six new members, will Benson, 42, has been MAC Michael Moorer, who will try to Finkel and co-trainer Lou Duva. Don Turner is training Holy- tta caused more of stir. Marotta present an opportunity ... to de- commissioner since 1990. Before make boxing history Friday night "They said I was old. I was field and serving as his cut man is one of the best in the business. mand greater media attention," that, he spent five years in the by becoming the first left-handed hurt," Holyfield recalled. for Friday night's fight. He was with Holyfield for all 31 he said. NCAA office, including stints as heavyweight champion. Holyfield said he would retire That has been a topic of con- of his fights and stopped cuts in The six additions expected to compliance representative, as- Holyfield was a 2-1 favorite to and Lou Duva said he and George versation among boxing people the Holmes and first Bowe be announced today include sistant director of champion- retain the IBF and WBA titles in Benton, Holyfield's trainers this week, along with speculation matches. Southwest Conference leftovers ships and director of champion- the 12-round bout outdoors at since he turned pro in 1984, were of how big-fight pressure will af- Lou Duva, for whom Marotta Texas Christian Southern Meth- ships. Caesars Palace and move a step going to train Moorer, with whom fect Moorer, who, according to works, said Holyfield did not odist and Rice, plus Tulsa, Neva- Benson also worked in the ath- closer to a fight with WBC cham- they worked for two fights. trainer Teddy Atlas, has a fragile want to pay Marotta $25,000. da-Las Vegas and San Jose State letic department at Utah for two pion Lennox Lewis. Holyfield watched tapes of his psyche despite his tough-guy Brigham Young University, years. It will be Hoi y field's first fight loss to Bowe and decided, "I'm image. Holyfield said he replaced one of the WAC originals, pre- Benson didn't rule out the since be became a champion not old. Yes, I did make mistakes, Holyfield replaced Steward Marotta simply because "Don maturely announced Tuesday possibility the WAC would be again by winning a majority de- but I decided I could come back." because of money. Steward said Turner also is a cut man. If I had those six schools would be in- expanded again later or that it cision in his rematch with Rid- he wanted $400,000 and Holy- to go get a cut man, I would have cluded In the expansion. could be included in a "Super dick Bowe last Nov. 6. He was trained by Emanuel field's offer was $300,000. Turn- gotten Ace." In addition to BYU, current Superconference" by combining After he lost a unanimous de- Steward, another former Moorer er, who trained former champion WAC members are Air Force, with the PAC-10. cision to Bowe on Nov. 13 1992, trainer, for his first two come- Larry Holmes, is reportedly get- Of Moorer, who is 34-0 with 30 Colorado State, Wyoming, New "Our primary goal in the WAC he was advised to retire by pro- back fights, wins over Alex Ste- ting $200,000. Knockouts but has fought only 12 Mexico, Utah, San Diego State, is to make sure the conference Is moter Dan Duva, manager Shelly wart and Bowe. Replacing cut man Ace Maro- times as a heavyweight. 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Good Lucs.1 Saturday ia Initiation Day pessee aval lebSe In UAO office you will be oh. so happy. awesome Know your purpose A h*va fun II ATTENTION STUDENTS!! Know the purpose A know the Rose eel 2-7164 or 2-2343 tor into. With Hoychk*. Cornell. Mcute. A especially LovaYourBtg. Uncertain where you will find employ men! after Cuz soon you'll be one of the Bros. - FREE FREE- Mr. Loopy. ■ O.S.E.A. PICNIC- graduation or summer break? Call: Dana Sigma PI ALL MEMBERS an invited B the OSEA. Kappa Delta • Phi Kappa Pti (419)537-7327 24hn a day. tor an amazing ra- Delta Sigma Pi Picric • BOTT • BOTT • BOTT • BOTT ■ DELTA ZETA - BETA 500 - DELTA ZETA corded meatsos mat reveala detaila. Christy, KAPPA DELTA Hey DeeZeeel Gel endled to take home la) Where: BG. City Par* PREGNANT? Good Luck this weekend 11 know you'll do your DONTMISSONEOFBG'S GO TEAM WM BETA 5001 piece tomorrow at BETA 6001 Meet at I he Whan: Sal. Apr* 23 Wa can help. FREE A CONFIDENTIAL preg- family PROUDI BIGGEST CAMPUS EVENT! Love, KAPPA DELTA house St 10:10 tor some food A fun. Go Tlma: Ipm-Spm nancy tests, support A information. BG Preg- BETA 600 teeml •Please bring a covered Ml nancy Cantor. Ca) 384-HOPE. Your Big ....BIGGER THAN EVER GO TEAM Hop* to saa you there lor WiN BETA 5001 Alpha Phi • Alpha Phi * Alpha Phi DZ-DELTA ZETA-DZ kKsottoodi^nll SKYDIVE B.G. opening tor claues Saturday • BOTT • BOTT • BOTT • BOTT • KAPPA DELTA April 16. Seaaon opening special: Firal-jump Beta la coming A we're going out Jeni, Liz. Hssther, course ihrough April only $100 each. Visa t with a bang' ALPHA PHI • BIG TIFFANY • ALPHA PHI Mandy. Leslie. A ShawnW, Meeiorcard. 3528200. PI PHI-PI PHI-PI PHfPt PHI Big Tiff- Get excited tor en awesome weekend A Imia- ~ AJJO A OAJeXTANO ~ OeJte Skjme PI Beat ol luck lo our At midnight you turn 21 son on Sunday. You are all awesome A we Story taHer/Comadian Word Proceealng • Resumes. Term Papert, Grand Lii' Jenny S. BETA 600 TEAM ITS Ivy Fasti More drinking funl cant wait to share your special deyl Thesis. Diseertaliona on Laser Printer. Saturday, April 23 8 00 pm Jusl one more deyl Alyeon Flaherty Remember tormal? The Molton tot? Leva, in M N£. Common! Call 352-8705(0-0). Have fun at Initiation Andrea Lance It didn't tit with you too nkal Trie Meats aponaofod by: Woman lor Woman Love. Julie Mandy Chrvlnglon You didn't quite make H there, Wendy Rupp You were a bit too drunk lo even care Now there's no need to chug. PERSONALS Delta Sigma Pi "THE BODY ACHIEVES WHAT FALL PART-TIME JOB!! KM AUTO EXPO THE MtMO BELIEVES" no need lo hurry Lil' Scon, MJWrMurlnBOl Unon Oval-April 21 to 22 Pt PHI-PI PHI-PI PHI-PI PHI Vou can pound at the Quarry The day you've bean waiting lor is finely hare. I Manuftctunng Arm needs students Sponsored by PI Sigma Epallon Alpha Phi-Beta-Alpha Phi Thai da*) party will be awesome, know you will make ma proud. Sing real Bud, ID work. Good Luck Gaoe. Heather. Kathleen, A Char. Congratulatont to the awesome 1903-04 without a doubt, know Ihe purpose tool Good luck A where it 10am- I pmUFOfl Just Tffl. batoraeao... You am are aweeomel OSEA executive comminael You ere all won- 1 pm. 4 pm M-F the sacral party' try not to pass ou!"" Omega Phi Alpha derful, dedicated people. Our staff I national BaaeoeJ jeroeya, rag. 119.05425.20 Leva, Happy 21 it Birthday, Tilt" Mutt work same shift Mori, thru Fri. CAR WASH Big Angle recognition la a refection of our tuccessl Mar- Stop By Co-op, 236 Admin, to apply On sale lor 114.95 tha. Jan, McheHo B„ Valeria. Kim. Mark. Rich, Leva Your ur April 24,1200-4:00 Tuxedo rental Uaw Behind MM Am Bank on Wooster MB Sigma PI Mot-ate K... Use, Krista. Annarnarie, JoAnn, Collegiate Connection 352-6333 ALPHA PM • *K> TIFFANY • ALPHA PHI Free Taco Bar Dave. Angle, A Dr. Read - Job well rjonelll At Junction Bar A Gnll One more day, Dei ta Sig ma Pi Every Sunday PRAIRIE MARGINS • ON SALE TOOAYI you're ajmoet done. Chris. aYJTTaa>0TT*BUII'BOir Union Foyer Jutl know your stuff, Good Luck at initiation. You will do great. Know AXO-SAE-AXO-SAE- Only *3.00 THE ITUDENT 6 E B VICES WILL M and you'l have funi the purpose A Big thank you to our awesome bad races QPNB-8ETA500-GPhiB PARTLY CLOSEOTHUfiSOAY. Good Luck A know fie purpose. love Your Big, coaches Tony. Chris. A Brian. We had a great The Mta of GAMMA PM BETAhava SPHUT APRIL 21 tT AFTER 5PM AND Big Tersssa A Gran Big Leta Angle (ma A you guyt were graatl (It muti have bean A PRIM. So give us the CHALLENGE at WIN 11,000 M POETRY CONTEST. FOR COMPUTlLr CLOSED PMOAV, that wheel I) _ _ BETA 500 » wen CONOUE R ALL I RULES. GUIDELINES: SEND SELF- APRIL 22 AT MIDNIGHT ATTENTION DELTA SMS DELTA SIGMA PI Your Alpha Chi Team. ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE TO: DUE TO THIS YEARS IMPORTANT MESSAGE ON THE BOARD GPhiB'BETA500-G PhiB LHMarcey. Mary. Angle. Mndy, Trida, A Altyeon POETRY CONTEST: P.O BOX 435: WAR •ETA 500 BETWEEN 4 PM A 6 PM TODAY. GOOD I know you'll do great! rm to proud of you. SAE'AXO-SAE-AXO- SAW, IN 485)1. LUCK II Know tie Purpoaall THE SECRET PARTY COMMITTEE GPhiB'GPhiB'GPhiB Love, W* ail win CallDCaneoanos COOP STUDENTSII Big Heather Dana Sterna PI BETAS00 tor your It you have not eeaitred a summer position CITY EVENTS DELTA SIGMA PI LirMke. We w>I win parry tuba by Ihe end ol the eemeeler, pieeee Mop by Good Luck at MsaSonl You're almost dona. BETA 600 AXO'AXO'AXO I'm very proud of youl Ihe Co-op office end fill out a FALL INFO We will win SHE ET. TMe w» enable ue to cont eel you BETA 500 Love. Your KB, GPhiB'GPNB'GPhiB' REGGAE -The ARK Band AXO'AXO'AXO Andrea after you leave campus tor any lest rasrwta SOP, 176 E. wooaiar, Thura. Apr. 26 352-4883 tsawrrewpatmtrweeswpMlwIlPelleosi- BETA 500 Delta Sigma PI Easy Street, Thurs. May 5 We deliver AXO'AXO'AXO Line Use, AXO'Beta 500-AXO Soon a brother you will Be, AXO'Beta 600 *AXO days as a pledge ere history. At initiation well Be fair, Best ol luck ID our 1904 Beta 500 team The University Red Cross would like to give a special thanks to all MaryKutacher all our secrets we will share Gtt ready lor laughs a fun, individua Is that donated blood (or our post Apri I Blood Drive. The Meradrtn Rotonghaut Trtda Severest on Saturday you'll be number onel BetlolLuckl total pints of blood collected for the week was: 550 pints The Bts»>*» Matte GET WHAT YOU WANT Love. CryitHUr* blowing organizations helped contribute to this total: Kelpy Your sisart are berwid you * we know you can 2 pints do HI AM* CM Omega • the MM I vas on I Rodger* Ground Floor 8 pints AT -Dah* Sigma PI- R.E. MANAGEMENT Rodger* 2nd Floor 2 pints AZ 7 plate AXO'aMaaaO'AXO LL'JENNY SEVERT. AXQ'Beta***'AXQ ■ Good Luck at Initiation Saturday! rm proud of "Quality Off-Campus Housing" ZAB 4pints AY Spinte you. A2D* AZD* AZD'AZD* AZD* AZD EX lpint Big Met PM Spinte Get psyched tor BETAI We have a ore* learn •841 Eighth St. •640 Eighth St •313 N. Main St H»rshman Quad A vriti the aupport of our Helen, wall have • ZK 4pint* 6 pint* -DsHaSejmaPI" greet timel •733Manvilte • 317 N. Main St. •615 Second St £»B Spirits a 4 pints A2D* AZD* AZD'AS'AZD'AZD Secret Una Dave, •755ManviIle • Campus Manor • Rockledge Manor Kohl Hall The pledge I had to save by retreiving your ex 2pinU Spinte Intsrwawl tram that other Mean A Natty •777M«iville (505Clough) (840 & 850 Sixth St.) UAO lpint Kreisher Quad 15 pints AXO'tCTA-rtAM-AXO Brother. Don't (ret. don't feer. the end is finally MTABCOw«f»3.WEl.LBfc'READYI her*. One mom day II you're Hi the tmtarrely. AXQ 4pint* AXA 4 pints MEREDITH ROTTING HOUSE then youl know my identity I CHECK OUT OUR REDUCED RATES ON SELECTED PROPERTIES A1"A 10 pints OSEA 3 pints TRtCIASAVARESE Good Luck (study hard. MARYKUTCHER Love Your Secret Big. AOn Spinte tVM lpint CRYSTAL LINK TrwBard- A® Spinte •Ml ELIZABETH MATHAI CALL US TODAY Spinte AXO'BETA TEAM-AXO A«Q 3 plate MA 7 pints tUCa-BCTA-KKQ OR STOP IN FOR BROCHURE Good luck lo our awesome Beta team: AE* 8pinte •ZK 4 pint* AXO'-MaSOO M-F 8 to 5 Beta BOO* AXO Kelt* Lamb ABA lpint HM 6 pint* Jii Chambers SAT 10 to 2 Just to let everyone know: the Alpha eta's Shelly Summers Ben lpint nKT 6 pint* have got -Beta leverr The tact son lives on I JuSaHams XO Spinte ProutHaU Spinte Alpha CM Omega - Beta 1 set Beta tee trs gonna be tblatll 352-9302 113 Railroad St ConkllnHsll 2pinte Get ready town I GoKKGH (next to Kinko's) KKO-BETA-KKQ Classifieds The BG News —- i -JM page ten Friday, April 22,1994 XO* Chi Omega *XO SUMMER COUNSELOR-LAST CHANCE" Gate 1B speed mountain bike. FOR RENT Otvo Sudani Education Asscoalon thanks tie Congratulations to Julie Meyer on being • BALE-BAAKETSALL rssods rrtnor aB)ua»tiarrtt. 1 A 2 bedroom apt*, fum/unfum. 0 8 12 month »fc»wliT»f"».i»ho!«™iu 1993-94 of- I acted as Slier ol the Weekl Can 362-7848 lea***. Campus shutg*. heat Included. fice workeral XO* OH Omega *XO COLLEGE PRO PAINTERS OUTtJTANDMS NV$) CO-B) WltTHROP TERRACE 352 0135 RESCCNTCAstP Becky Assteraon" Laura Martin OOLF CLUBS Is now hiring pesntorI lo work In KBaOTaMOOK -1 • BOUTHWA V Cassandra Barren " Jaaan Msnz XO-XO'XO'XO-XO'XO'XO Golf Club* for sate; km 3-PW, 1,3. Furnished Apartments. East Evsrs. Leasing for JH O'Brien " Karl Muir Cleveland Heights/South Eucad art*. HART80ALE, NY 10530 Congratulations lo Lisa TerwHtger tor bang s 5.woode,*b*g.ll7So.b.o. summer and fat. Utsbss furnished escept eiec Cruta Brown " Corey Neel leaed as Sister of the Was* last weekl 814 NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY Cell Brad at 354*083 inc. 880-3038 M»«w« Chard " Kim NatOIng XO'XO'XO'XO'XO'XO'XO Summer Jebe: Watarfront Lsrector, Fronttr Amy Chestnut " Tracy Romer Djrtapr, A MtH Coun*tJori needed. YMCA Shenon Condon ** Karin Hoaandala 40 hours per week New ckilch cable, plugs, OEOBGETOWN MANOR APT8. You may qualify for (3000 award school Wilson Outdoor Center. Botetontarne, OH Kevin English " Hopa Spiroer 43311.Cat 1-800-423-042/. pkaj wires, bsttary, a* snare, ol Mar, of 800 Third St. Jannifar Evaraki" Jil Tobias Ask about our officer Education Prog/ am. $5*1 per hour change, brake BUSS, htnd grips, broke pad*. Now renting for 1004-06 KataLowary " All 130Kcanll 372-2178 frort A rear eprockets, drive chein. from A rear (12 moTteh. yr.) A Summer V4 Call leek at 372-1851 ThsBG News needs snsxperienced tre*. 2 hekneas, bike cover, seal net rebuilt Futy furnished 1 BR A 2 BR Urns t»jste»OOrrata*atfardaislli8 dutch rsieeee. Greet Drat Wat. Runs good. Eioatsnt location. Reasonable rates sdvertemg. Start Faf Dime atari PAST. $1500 0J1.0. Must sen, moving Wsst. CM 362-4088 or Hop by ORIENTATION BOARD WANTED Must be awjsotte Tuaa. A Thum. Cad Cnad, 382*07*, anytime Leave a mes- t^buWnB.dlO GOOD NEWS 3534)325 CALL NOW 11 tm-2pm. Mutt have computer asp., Congratulations Chad Britsntin* Storting 5/0 cleaning apartments and rentals. accurate A speedy, proectent apaaar !3± on your La* for tale. Bought mwdMMt NIW, 1 year Houae tor rent 3 bdrm. 1 bedroom apt available May 15. Parted for $S/hr CARTYHENTAIS A proof reeder. Cal 372-0328. Barb Wall Disney summar iniamahipl old. Good_corvdiion, sssrable. holds up lo 300 $800. gat, air, garage. grad. student or alngl* professional. Cat MUerformoreintormatlon. Wa would like lo wish Brad Hastings AA CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING. EARN BIG " s Inckided. pressed pine, t 1 yr lease starting In A ug. 364-4215. tha bast ol luck as ha moves to Michigan MS A TRAVEL THE WORLD FREEICAR 8- Cell 364-1816. 353-6035 after 530 pm Warned: nssponsMs Individual B provide lo be the Aast. Director ol Annual Giving. 2 female subteaters for apartment one block BEAN, EUROPE, ETC. SUM- MERfPERMANENT POSITIONS AVAIABLE. cnedeara ax $ A 12 year old Ismsles In my from campus. Furnished, central air. laundry Woman's Gucci Welch GUARANTEED SUCCESSI CALL (018) home sAondey through Friday, B am B pm start- J Mat Apa rta Way to go Kristin Barnaby for receiving the fee $375 (neg.) par person for summer. Cat For Set* tor (200. paid S32S The Highlands Alpha Xi Most Outstanding Senior award i 020-4308 EXT. C78 ing early June. Own thmportation. CM Meredfti or KsHy 362-8480 362*103 ansrepm. Cell 363-8021. 1 A 2 bad tpacnua. AC for tie discerning up 2 room mates needed for 94-95 year. Accepting appkeabons at Kaufman's Oown- perdees and gredusie studsnts Furnished . Congratulations Mo Cotton (or not only 2 bedroom apartment. 8124/mo. . u Dimes. wm for daytime waltstafl. Staring Imme- and untarnished. Start at $350mw. 354*036. receiving your 1 year nanny ponton in Call Nek at 353-0383. dialsly. 10:30-4:30 Apply in person 4 pm Mon- FOR SALE Connecticut, but tor also receiving me BG day • Thursday. FOR RENT Looking tor raw student* to share a efngle President's award I We're proud of you I aeaM) lltutt M a attest nttahbortiood - each 2 sutteesers needed: 1 tor fall and spring, 1 lor ALASKA fall semester only. 3 bdrm. Townhouse. parson hat her own bedroom . women pre- SUMMER EMPLOYMENT •79 C*d.lsc Eldorado 350 VB PN Kappa Tau 1180/nw located on S. College A Mi ferred 8175 and 8105 (including uttibes) per - Earn up 10 $8,000 plus in two months. Room fuel m|. Loeded. $2500meg. mcnti. Cad 362-7634 or 352-2815. AthleiooftheWeek: 3724)774 (Ask tor Amy). Duplex on Men vile. Close to campus A bars. MkeBundndge A Boardl Transportation I Male/Female. No 353-4041 Female loornmest needed ASAP ID tubltaat experience naotssaryl (208) 545*155 ext Furnished wAsrlrsee Induced 11 Pa 353-0325 or 352 7365 Soccor's goin' all tie wayl btell Cal 372-6112. Phi Tau-Phi Tau •Phi Tau through summar $i50/monrh. AX, own A5544 '82 Chevy van. Good shape, torn* rust EBc. apt ehorl or long term lease. 100,000 plus mote. New parts. Make ma an Complete in every way room, apartment ID yourself much of the urns. Alaaka fisheries summer employment Earn up 1 A 2 bedroom epanmenu. otter! 362-7373. atk for Pet*. . 2 bdrm apt Ooee to campus Passes carl 352-5651. B $15,000 this summer In cannenes. pro- 0 month- summer -yser Is ssas. Rack'em Up Pool Tournament 0or12monthltaat. Every Monday at 0 pm Female subleaaer needed tor tummtr. Nee cessors, ate. Mala or famala. '84 Plymouth Hodion 352-7454 at Juncoon Bar ft Grit 2nd St. apartment, completely furnished. Own Roomrboardrlravel after providedl Gusranteed Auto. 74K. dean A reliable 461 Thurstln Aprs 10$ A 119. Eftidencres, fur room. ArC. Cat Amy at 383-1407. Successl (019)929-4398 art A78. $2200 080. 874-44'TO 1 bdrm., quiet area FREE HEAT, dose to dry niahed. Cat John teewtove Real Estat* at 354-2280. Rico. Buzz. A Peach, Immedialsly in need of 1 - 2 lemale roommates Attention Students! If you are moving back to park. Cat MM retreats 382-5620. Our orty Tha Ft. Lauderdale Crew is together aganl It to share a specious apartment. Great location the Cleveland area and looking for fun or part- " 2 NEW SPEAKERS A VELVET COUCH ' ofnba. 6 Bedroom Houae tor sublease. 303 S. Sum- BEST OFFER mit Available atarDng May 15-Aug. 15 (Neg.) just wont bo the same as it was at THE and low rant Cat 352-9117. time employment tor the summar. MPI hat a 2Btsrn.lum.at)Lfar2paopla CALL BOB AT 363-3413 Rant nag. ♦ mil. CM 372-5644 or 372-4340. STORE on AIA But well BUILD PYRAMIDS ft Mast needs 2 roommates. $450 per person tor position for you. SsJes A telemarkebng, state of $450, Indudee free heal, wear do Die FE BOOGIE at night bngl And at tie summar (utlrttos Induced). Cell 354-0601. the art equipment Clean, new office environ- gat, HBO, sewer. 364*814. end of the evening, well walk on the BEACH ment. Call today and set up an appointment for 1962 Toyota Supra. Auto, good condition, sun- » L Reed-Ora>1 Mil (even Buzzl) IADOI OADDt WE LKES TO Mate roommate needed tor 94/98 school year. when you arrive. (218) 228-7117. ask tor roof, run* graat. $2.050 CM 364-7202. 2 bdrm.. furnished across from campus. Free PAAARTYl Excellent apartment with own room. Call Mats Stove. 2 bedroom apertnant nee/ campus. Avetacls water and sewer, washer/dryer, extra storage. Top Shall, FE. ft LoriB. 41353-8021. 1084 Ford Tempo; 5 speed now A August. 0 or 12 month lease. No pstt. Cal Nswtove Rentals 362-5620. Our only ol- Bartender*, cookt. attaart A svatoaaoM fcjr Goodoond.GruiMPG Cat 364-2753or 362-4113. Need 2 tutlitttrt tor tie summar. Fos Run flo*. UI'Uss Skid more. Daly's Pub A Timothy's Restaurant, Sandusxy, 11200363-2310 Aprs Spacious with washer/dryer Inside Cat OH flow hiring summer help. Cal 1-82*3380. 220 Menvise - $55IVmonti Congratulations on making it to Initiation. Good Laura or Lara at 362-8050. 2 bedroom house - May 04-Msy 06 MT.VEtYtONAPTS. Luck on Sunday. Bowling Green Youti Hocks* Assoeisaon Call 352-4*01 802SlnhSt NEEDED • 2-4 tubieaaert for eummer. Love. Big Dawn s**k| persons interested In coaching youth 84600 Comtntry renting for 1094-05 2 blocks from campus, A/C, cheap rant hookey, travel warns, or house league teems Get 363-1002, leavs message 228 SCoaaaa FREE HEAT ALSO, SIMMER RENTALS Gamma Phi Beta * Gamma Phi Beta Cell 352-2540 tor 04-05 season. Respond with brarf loner of 1 bdrm apt*. Free heat wsler A sewer. Wa- Specious, futy turn. 2 bdrm. w/ A/C. Tha Sisters of Gamma Phi Beta would lie* lo qualifications ID BGYHA, P.O. Bo. 123. Bowl MAZDA RX7QSLe« 4 Sale sher/dryer on prttrsaaa. Pea ok. Cal Naw- Oaihwashsrs, washar/dryer, 1 1/2 baths Call 354-0401 or stop by Apt. «2 congratulate Jen Baumer on her orescent for Nee ept. does to campus needs 3 subteaters ing Green, OH 43402. Fully loaded for $2,500. Fun 10 Onve k>t»R*ttato3S2-Ssao. Our only olflo*. mat pearling to Joe Davis. BGYHA Cah Kevin 364*772 tor summer. $300/as tor enflre summar + util. 3 bonn. houM. 352-4548. Bowling Green Youth Hockey fsewly Remodeled Apl. GREAT FOOD ft GOOD TIMES AT CAMPUS PstsAtowed POLLYEYES STOP IN ft ENTE TO WIN A One or Two female nibtottsri tor summar '94. Moving Selel Ceil 353-3003 after 5 pm CtoMBCamput 623-3173 TREK 800 MOUNTIAN BIKE. DAILY SPE- Across from campus. $150rmonth. Call Child car*. Mull set: couches, chairs, shelves, desks, Monday through Friday, for summer A much morel Cell Bob at 353-1122. CIALS ft BUFFET 440 E COURT 353-2223 (Ask tor Ktittn). 9 INMI saOafaTBTlltWIl. Call 352-3122 or 352-8147 Nowasaalng Harshman RAs ft Staff Enc, MattH, Matt A., Responsible non-smoking F imle. ID share 1 Avssable Immediately. 1-2-3 bedroom spartments A houses Lacresha. Jeannie. JoAnn, Tracy, Jan, Sharon, bdrm. apt. tor tot 94 ft tpr OS. Half of ph. » CWLDCAR.E OPPOrTTUNITIESI Must set Immedialsly - dresser w/mkror. I 354*800 "We do sow pets. 354-8800 "We do allow pets Ah, Jeff, Greg, Bonnie, Chris, ft Alex - you're alec, shunto to tamrjus. Dabble 389-3428. Pre-soeened tamtlee looking tor caring mdl- track receiver, TV/VCR stand, lamp, A dining the BE ST' Happiness to you always. room Itteew/chalrt. Call 354-0501. Responsible, non-smoker ID Share furnished 2 vxkiala to spend ■ year a* a nanny. 363*326-Sutrtntirttntals bedroom apt for 94/95. $i88/mo. * uoi. (Alto $175-$350/wk, room A board, car, air fare k> Old Fender (an bass and Peavey cancer t Apartments A single rooms. One bedroom apartment. cajdtd. CH Chtdcreet 1 -800-574*880 128 S. Summit tor Summar 1004. Ice Beer Happy Hours available summer «4 0 $120rmo.) Call Sri or 400 sense amplifier. Plica negotiable 2»3monthleesssBvelsble.CALLNOWi 1-267-3341 Wednesday ft Thursday all night Mke 0353-3810. COLLEGE PRO PAJNTERS Call 362-4726. Friday, Saturday 4-9 pm, Sunday all night SUMMER WORK OPPORTUNITY! EXTER- APARTMENTS WITHM HOUSES FOR RENT Subteasor needed for summer IOR HOUSE PAaVTWG IN THE TOLEDO ONE YEAR. ACADEIiaC YEAR A SUMMER Set need a house for next year? Share house w/1 or 2 guys; own room BMOLE LOFT pmtoteioneey butt by Cos*-' AREA.CALL 1-38I-Q823. LEASES AVAt ABLE. Stove A ralrtgerator In- 2 bedroom house - on Woostor WTRAMURAL FORFEIT FEES: ALL FOR- A«, big yard. 2 blocks 10 campus gtan Designs, less then yr. old-inslruebons In- duded. Tenents pey el utmsee. Pleese call or Itgh 1 across from campus • cheap rentl FEIT FEES MUST BE PICKED UP BY CalErtc «> 354-2008 CXXJNSELORS-sNSTRUCTORS neededl 100 dud. $85.00. TWIN NATTPES8, lass than yr. stop In John Newtov* Rsal Ettaw tor lease Call 372-1333 WEDNESOAY, MAY 4, 1004. YOU MUST paatlanal Coed eummer camp. Pocono old, $50. (pd. $75). 362*770, Brian. BRING YOUR RECEIPTS. ALL SPORTS delta A rats*. 364-2280 Subleaaer from June to August. Own room, MM. 706 Second St. Apt A - 2 BR lum. WILL BE FINISHED BY APRIL 29, 1994. THIS PA. Good sstary/1 lost ($0B) 689-3330 1000 Honda CMC Htaortoack lianwir storage unite available Many INCLUDES F RAT E RNITY DEPOSITS. cloeepcarnpus. unfurnished. Call 353-7709. $450O Negotiable 211 S. College Apt B - turn, efficiency 211 S. College Apt C -1 BR fun. attaa. Why heul k home? Summer leese Sublessor Needed Day: 24a-S4137Eva: 353-5801 NOW through Sept. 1«. Near campus. COUNSELORS WANTED: Trim down-fflness" 258 S. Coilsg* Apt A - 3 BR unfum. a*F-$12trmonth 312-1620 Buckeye storage. co-ed. NYS camp 100 potitont: sports, crafts, 256S. College Apt. B-2BHunfum. 353-1122 CHEAPI Need the money... SKI KAP' USO' SKI KAP many osiers. Camp Shane. Femdale, NY 258 S. College Apt. C- unfum efficiency Summer Sunltmr Black VB Ford Renger XIT Congratulations to JOAN HOLMES 12734(014)271-4141. HOt. Merry • 3 BR party torn. Ctoen.AX.Oitiwaeer Subleaaer needed from June-Aug. Perleclcondibon. 353-1004 5301/2 E. Marry-1BR on receiving USG's CRUISE LINE - entry level on board positions 1 bdrm. apt Cal 364*718 Own room in house across from campus. President's Outstanding Service Award I available summer, y**r round. Greet benefits, Call 353-2131 Joan, your sislers are truly free iravel.(813) 220-5478. proud of ail your acomplishmental CRUISE SHIPS HIRING StGKAP'USG-SrGKAP Summer roommast needed. -Earn up 10 $2,000 pki a/month Nice apartment $175/mo. on Crusts Ships or Land-Tour com pan.es. Call Dan at 354-0122. 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THROUGH The rest of the weekend flew by days since I was realistically afraid I had tried the nice approach and tn an unrecaOable blur and on she would make a scene. But It failed miserably. But it was still not editor-in-chief Monday I was back In class. That Is the time for any violence. After all, was the day of the test, and there Scott DeKatch MY MIND" when it started. That Is when my was no avoiding the situation. I the kitchen was aO the way on the one night stand from Friday -- tried to make the best of it by arriv- other side of the house, and as far a herein to be referred to as Mary. ing five minutes late. I quickly took as 1 knew there were no knives managing editor By Glen Lubbert Moody Mary - turned Into the IV- the exam and scrammed, never missing. Joe Peiffer tng done of Glenn Close In "Fatal having to say a word to her nor gat- Attraction." ing her enough time to speak to "Fine. If you won't leave, I will," I Everything can go from good lo She started by moving her seat me. said grabbing my car keys and bad In just one night when you fan next to mine in class, which alone Well, this was way too much for leaving my roommate to deal with editorial assitant Into the trap of the dreaded one would not be that big of a deal. But her overloading brain to handle. her. Dorian Halkovich night stand. later she started finding excuses to "I can't believe I'm being blown I returned nearly a half hour later Sure, there Is the risk of a sexual- call me. Ike she had somehow off by that jerk." she told a friend. and as I walked into the house I ly transmitted (Ssease - that Is a missed an entire section of notes. You see, the one characteristic should have smelled the rabbit photo editor given. I Is the unseen and unex- Again, this realty did not bother that Is In every woman that gamers boiling on my stove. Mary had Elizabeth Snider pected risk you have to worry me. It was more of a small an- the fatal attraction is that they can- blown too many fuses In her mixed about, h b that risk 1 lacked fore- noyance Bke the fly that buzzes not handle rejection. For some up head. sight Into, and one that I am now around your bedroom. Yeah, you reason, they beSeve they are the an expert on. could get up and kfll I, but you ones that are spedal and only they I had to physically throw her out art editor What risk am I talking about? knew the... er... tt would be dead can dole out the rejection. Whether the front door and then again out Mike Cook Does the movie "Fatal Attraction" In a few days. Mary Iked me or not was never the the back door when she tried to ring a befl? It should because I When she was still bothering me case. She just wanted to be the one reenter to get rid of her. You would found out the hard way, H Is not all after a week, I knew there could be to end it - whatever tt was. And have thought I would learn to lock production In the movies. trouble. I told her that while I Iked because 1 not only rejected her but my doors by then. The mght began as usual, a her. I did not want to talk to her. I never gave her the time of day Wefl. I did not. and the story was Vicki Heckman small party where I met a few new reassured her that H was not her; It drove her nuts. not over yet. After aD, lain needed Meredith Linamen people and then out to the bars. I was me. She had done nothing Later that evening after the tea, my knife and bathtub scene and picked up a woman that I vaguely wrong. This was the nice approach guess who came parading into my Mary was playing the script Ike an knew - she had been In a few of and usuaty H Is a winner unless bedroom? Mary. (She entered Oscar winning actress. advisor my classes. It was getting late so I you are dealing wtth a fatal attrac- through the unlocked back door. Robert Bortel asked her if she wanted to grab tion. So trusting, I am.) II was after midnight when she something to eat. We went through Soon after that conversation, the "HI," she said Innermost loving came to my house, again through the drive-thru and I told her we mysterious hangups began. I put voice. "How're you doing?" the unlocked back door. I was fin- senior writers could eat at my place. She did not the answering machine on and sUfl Such the sly one, she was. Start ishing a paper and extremely sur- Walter Campbell disagree. the hangups kept flooding In. After out nice. Let me drop my shield of prised to see that one tndMdual We had our food and then we nearly four days, I he calls flnaDy suspicion. And WHAMI She hits me could want so much punishment. AmyDeeb watched TV for a few minutes. stopped and I thought the worst wtth her left hook of anger. Sony, I I told her drunken mmd to get Andy Dugan When that got boring. I suggested was over, but my proverbial rabbit was not going to fall for that. out as soon as I saw her, but she Dorian Halkovich the bedroom. Again, she did not had yet to be boded. "Get the heD out of here," I said ran and grabbed a hold of my Melinda Monhart She had been complaining to my as I pointed to the door. "You're desk. I tried to pufl her off, but Todd Stanley could not. "I'm calling the poke," I said as I walked lo the lMng room and contributors called my next door neighbor. I David Coehrs told him to get over here and help Trevor Gray me get rid of a pest. Tom Kitchen By this time, Mary had walked to Sam Melendez the door of my bedroom and I Julie Michalak grabbed her arm. She jerked away, Michael Siebenhaler but I pulled back and she hit her cheek on the side of the door frame. mascot Swampy, the Black Swamp "I can't believe you hurt me," she said. This was definitely the Monster mean approach. AH else had failed, and while I fell bad, K was definite- ly necessary. We struggled some more and fi- nally my neighbor arrived and we Insider Is an Independent were able to throw her out the door magazine published weekly that I locked behind her. during the accademlc year. From then on, I have locked Letters, questions, poetry, both the front and back doors, fiction and art submissions, even when I am in the house. And I as well as your concerns, also rented "Fatal Attraction" and should be sent to insider, Z watched with a new appreciation IBUlest Hall, Bowling for (he plight of Michael Douglas. Green, OH 43483. We can't send anything back, but we Glen Lubbert. the ragin' Pennsyl- Just might put you In vanian, hails from Mars, has a roommate named Ray and a mean print.. hook shot. Frl., April 22, 1994 3 Insider Twenty Questions... Galen Ash M»M Is THE grand poobahoflaw enforcement in Nonhwesl Ohio. Our very own version of WiHRiker. Jot PeWer. sat down, had about 73.3 cups of Maxwell House with Ash. and came up with this little interview. Let'a begha. wh.fi yoer tdu- window. The one roommate went aate goal far the polce? What U to the hospital with her and the girl yoar police atopta? that was doing the dreaming The goal always has been, at stayed there In case the other least for me, and most of the de- roommate fainted again. You'd al- partment people Is to be the best most have to read the series of we can. We're never as good as we complaints. I read that and a lot of can be, so we always seek to Im- my talks I give as an example of prove. things aren't always what they Wh»t woaIdyo.uk. iota- seem to be. And you see a lot of prove? negatives in the community that I Well, every area. If s hard to say don't think the rest of the commu- one particular area. Professional- nity sees. Domestic violence, fatali- ism Is critical and our people have ties, child abuse, wife abuse, that. So if s just try to Improve in sometimes husband abuse. Those every area we are In now. Educa- are the things that stand out in my tion Is, obviously, a major factor. mind, I think. You go to the scene Waal an yon moil proad of ic- of an accident and somebody's 4:00. I'm a morning person. You might as well convert now and we updates. It's about this time of year coaplshlag alace yon Vt b t en been killed or murdered or know, between 4:00 and 8:00 you could do It with a real good price I start trying to get otto shape for here? whatever and I think police tend can do almost a whole day's work on converting and trading. our annual event in August or Sep- The building itself is an accom- to... they don't dare to get Involved of what you need to do paperwise. Aay ehaace I coald gel a ehaace tember. If you don't pass the test plishment. We're the envy of most or ttHJust crush them over 30 After 8:001 don't have control of •o shoot oat of those aayttae then you have to retest quarterly police agencies. The training. Our years as they try to not get person- my time that I have because and show Improvement. Some accreditation was a major goal. ally involved. But there's times everyone else wants some of it WcO. we haven't got them In yet. people have doctor's reasons...The And our status In the law enforce- when Individual officers can't help If that's the ease, what's yoor So In the next 30 days I'd at least let Idea behind physical fitness Is ment throughout Ohio. We are but get personally Involved and favorite coffethoet. aroaad here? you look at them - then we'd dis- number one, the officer's own looked at as one of the better agen- you worry about that if H happens To* ever go to aay of lha coffee- cuss the other. health. Number two Is the tax- cies In the state and I'm proud of too often. hoaaaa? What kind of physical staaduds payer. Hopefully a*the officer's that and our officers... I'm sure What do yoa nJah of thou fay. Not ready. I drink coffee at home do yoa fays have as far as the healthy he's going to be off less they arc. Whether they admit H or over at WNWO for ccaiortaf and drink coffee here. Breakfast on ofBcan? days of sick leave and be more effi- not, but they are because ...What's NTPDBI..7 weekends Is something I like - We have annual standards -- we cient for the community. the weird.it fhlaf that yoaV* ever Actually, it's one of my favorite h Bob Evans ~ I wouldn't say I had take the military version -which Is Waal do yoa ear to people out programs. I was getting It from an- one In particular. basics - running, push-ups. stt-ups eriddae the departaeal tor hevmg atea? a lack of atoority aaployea, aa to Some of the cads. You think other officer that was getting it off How muyctrpi of coffee do and it's designed by time and age. the satellite before It was available yoadriahadaf? Now we have Just sent an officer to • taorHyocBcer.7 you've seen or heard It ad. The ac- Wed, If they could gel them for tions of people. You learn to never In this area. I'm not sure it projects Twenty five. Thai's just a guess. training on the Cooper Instrument I hear fM gays got aoae pretty which is an approved physical fit- us we'd be pleased. We've been ac- be surprised with what they're go- for law enforcement per se, but I UvelyrecruningcoBeges... We have ing to do. think It's a well-done series. It's one aaea aewhaal there with those ness company that ad the stan- fmu yoa ordered. dards have been approved. I don't two officers that have been trained Do foa have aay ana pics of of those where you have to almost In minority recruiting. We have soaethlag Oka that? see it from day one and follow it ail We should have hopefully In the have the expertise on it, but Sgt. next 30 days the new technology. Gary Spencer...so we're looking I'd almost have to read H to get the way through or you ready don't See ASH peae eight. the point across. There was a get the grasp for it. But I've seen a Smith and Wesson just came out Into some modifications and some house full of female students -1 lot worse arid more violent on the with the latest technology In hand- think H was on Merry one girl six o'clock news than I do on that guns. We're to the point with the was having a dream one night and series. levy where we're going to be hir- THIS WEEK AT THE was screaming In her dreams that Do yoathlafc those gays over at ing, are hiring. 14 additional offi- she was being attacked. Another WNWO are Jerks for aot kiting H cers. From the original guns we have the 9 mms... they've already roommate tried to wake her up Ihroagh? changed the styling on those so we and she thought she was being at- Wed. you know, I can't Judge COLLEGE OF MUSICAL ARTS somebody else. I think the public don't have everything alike now. FOB MOM ^FORMATION CALL THE MMAC BOX OF HCE AT tacked by some male Intruder and So with the latest technology we It was her roommate trying to should decide and if they wasn't 372-8171 OR THE MUSIC CONCERT HOTUNE AT 372-8888 getting good ratings then they ob- went to the 40 caBber. which Is wake her up. Well there were two new, and decided that now would other gnb hi there that got so viously wouldn't be able to keep It on the air. But I suspect their rat- be the time to buy numbers of. and the other girl jumped out the 14-15. additional weapons. So we upstairs window. They broke the ings are doing ok. TICKETED EVENTS window out with a sorority paddle. Jttoet what data do yoe arrive al wot*? Toa MM la pretty early SAT/APRIL 24/4 PM/KOBACKER HALL ($) When It was ad straightened oul the UNIVERSITY MEN'S CHORUS AND OSU MEN'S CUTE CLUB girl who was having the dream... I hear. Q(a[eidoscope They had to have the ambulance Wed, I've probably done that for SUN / MAY 1 / 3 PM / K06ACKER HALL (SI [come]. One pjrl had her rear cut 20 years or so. Usually between PRO MUSICA BENEFIT: TENOR MACK 3:30-3:45 - if I sleep in maybe very severely going through the Jewelry, Books, FREE EVENTS Crystals, Tarot Cards, THUR / APRIL 21 / 8 PM / KOBACKER HALL SYMPHONIC BAND i Incense & More. 352-0796 " SAT-MON / APRIL 23-25 / 7-10 PM / KOBACKER HALL s Hours this week: BG SUMMER MUSICAL THEATRE: AUDITIONS FOR HEU.O, DOUYI S Mon. - Sat. 11-6 SUN / APRIL 2418 PM / BRYAN RECITAL HALL BRYAN CHAMBER SERIES TUES / APRIL 26 / 8 PM / KOBACKER HALL 143-C E. Wooster BOWLING GREEN PHILHARMONIA (behind Madhatter) 354-4015 MOORE MUSICAL ARTS CENTER [inaidr m Fri., April 22, 1991 'Threesome' interesting, refreshing enough situation, but the fact that acts no different towards his friend unfortunately forced to play, but Alex (Lara Ftynn Boyle) Is a woman when he finds out. going so far as she too has her own turmoils to adds to the problem. It seems the to teD Eddy that he doesn't mind If deal won. almost having a nervous Worth college computers have made a heIooksathlsbutt.becausehey.lt breakdown. But Eddy Is the best, Stu mistake (imagine that) and classi- Is a nice butt. Alex tries lo convert giving a keen Insight on the confu- the fied her as a male, rooming her Eddy when she is told, but eventu- sion of sexuality, rather than the with two men. Stuart (Stephen ally accepts It. Writer/director An- typical effeminate homoseuxal that Baldwin) on the other hand. Is a drew Fleming handles the whole the stereotype requires. AB three Watch sex-maniac who compares sex situation nicely, avoiding the cli- characters are well written, and with pizza, claiming "even If It's not ches. even more important, weO acted. that great, It's still pretty good." He. Fleming also does not let the Josh Charles Is very convincing In by Todd Stanley of course, wants to sleep with Alex. screenplay get bogged down In the the midst of his confusion. Lara A third ball to Juggle is Eddy's (Josh homosexual aspect of the story. Ffynn Boyle brings strength to her Charles) dealing with his sexuality. What the movie basically comes character that allows her to rise Upon coming (o freshman orien- He discovers that he has latent down to Is friendship, and this Is is above the typical college tart. And tation at BGSU over four years ago, homosexual feeBng towards the heart of the story. Fleming also, Stephen Baldwin shows that the the speaker Informed us that Hying Stuart. So you have Stuart who although some would argue, does Baldwin family is chock full of tal- on campus and away from home wants Alex who wants Eddy who not let the movie become a big ent, bringing orlglnality to a charac- was. In itself, a form of education. I wants Slaurt, a true love triangle. sex-fest. Sex Is used as an expres- ter that very easily could have been scoffed at the time, but now realize There's enough material there for a sion of feeling, something which is played as a stereotype. that there was some truth to this. complete psychology thesis. lacking In most films. Uvtng In the dorms has always But there Is more than the love The fflm Is full of characters that Threesome is a very good film to been an education. HeD, everyone triangle going on here. Eddy's con could have been stereotypes, but see because It Is one of the few reading this article probably has an fusion with his sexuality Is refresh- paint themselves out of this comer. movies to show college life In Its interesting story or two to tell. But, ing! y realistic. It handles the Issue Stuart originally starts out as the true form, as confusing and full of would H compare to the story that of homosexuality In ways that womanizing, sex-starved character difficult choices. Much more real- Eddy has to tefl In the new movie Philadelphia avoided. The way In (I lived with a roommate like this istic than the party life image that Threesome. I bet not. but tf It does, which his roommates handle his my sophomore year) found In a lot many films about college present. feel free to drop me a fine because announcement is also unique. The of college movies, but by the end. It is worth the watch and actually I'd like to hear aboutH. typical situation would be lor Stuart becomes a rounded character who should be required viewing for all Eddy's story bivalves his dealing to find out that Eddy Is attracted to realizes that he needs to grow up. incoming freshmen instead of Eng- with his two roommates. Alex and htm and become disgusted, ostra- Alex also starts off as a sex-starved lish 111 and 112. | probably wB Stuart. This seems Ike a normal cizing Eddy tn the process. But he kitten that many female actors are teach them more about life. 1 tS - DeKatch blows through Europe >rarv ■(.FmMm inm 1 >fl| HIi itilt •:;, k 1 ■y Scott DeKatch help you find your way around for- "The unit of currency in France is fashioned nostalgia. After all, I'm a speed reader CH£VY eign cities. called the franc, which is. of course, traveling man. and I've made a lot .J PALaNCE Now, any regular Joe might pick a nickname. Male money is actually of stops an over the world. And In &5*\ ICOPS up something like "Europe on Two fronds: female money isfrances." every port I own the heart of at ^B^K\ J 1 KJ ■ Let's Blow Thtoeffc Berape Cents a Day" or what -have -you. The book does more than make least one lovely girl. RIIBBERMM by Thoaaas Neeaaa aad Greg And you may even think about little Inside Jokes and quips about buying a book like that yourself vacationing m Europe. It offers atastaag pabflsUag But watt. great tips on places to stay, where So you've got a lot of extra cash NIGHTIV 7:15 & 9:30 See, there are these two guys to eat, even how to find a place to laying around, or maybe a rich who came out with a book that not stay when you don't have one, like SAT, SUN MAT 2:00 6 4:15 uncle. who knows? Anyway, you only will take you through Europe someone else's room. Midnight Movie Madness decide to spend that money by go- In a fun, Inexpensive way, but will The itinerary in this book Is as ing to Europe for a fun-fined two educate the virgin traveler and en follows: London, Amsterdam, "Rocky Horror Picture Show" weeks. You dish out $50 for your tenaln anyone who has been there • ■: SW V,o..j-i On', Paris, Nice, Munich, Rome, Bdn- passport, buy some cool clothes already. Check out this honest look disl. Corfu and Athens. There Is and look for some kind of book to at Parts: also a chapter on Cancun. Even though it's not in Europe, it's a popular vacation spot for college CONGRATULATIONS students. j OUTSTANDING STUDENTS AND SCHOLARSHIP WINNERS This book Is definitely worth buy- Hey, at least I can dream. COLLEGE OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES ing If you're planning an upcoming Junket to some exotic port of call. Scott Dt Kate his a recovering For those of us who have been world traveler with a mean case of rmriuru" v places like Paris and London, It jet lag. Melanie Moore - Nursing Jackie Koesters - Art Therapy serves up some good, old- Jamie Beeley - Nursing Jennifer Dunlap - Communication Disorders Rochelle Convene - Nursing Colleen Kadleck - Criminal Justice Never Aqain Never Aaain Never Aaain Never Aaain Bonnie Bokor - Nursing Bradley Karovic ■ Dietetics ' Valerie Miller - Nursing Kerry Duncan - Environmental Health Troy King - Nursing Tina Callahan - Gerontology Rebecca Shanks - Nursing Susan Callaghan - Long Term Care Administration Drunk drivers are Deb Schenk - Physical Therapy Emily Cederlund - Medical Technology Cheryl Kelm - Art Therapy Michelle Tucker - Nursing Amanda J. Porter ■ Environmental Health Tracy Voelkerding - Physical Therapy killing about 70 Jennifer Looker - Dietetics Katharine Novak - RN-BSN Angela Laudick - Social Work Jami Weirauch - Social Work people a day - Rebecca Bockrath - Medical Technology Rick Debarr - Social Work. Non-traditional Jennifer Lovejoy - Gerontology Francine Thompson - Social Work I themselves included I Anna Martin - Physical Therapy Never Aqmn Never Aqum Novel Aq.nn Never Aqa Fri., April 22, 1994 In»idar What has happened to'SNL?' Spelling and Jan Brady Impressions and expressions for his own show. SNL used to have. The old staff Secondly, the show should be cut are more annoying than funny. El- With support from regulars Tim used to have the recurring sketches from an hour and a half to one len Qaghom, who Is very unfunny Meadows. Hartman, Spade and that could always be relied on for a hour. Even the best shows could Worth -1 stO dont see what was so Nealon, there should be plenty of laugh because they weren't over- have had a half hour cut out to be humorous about Queen Shantqua laughs. used and the characters were In- made funnier. Third, limit the mus- - and Julia Sweeney, who Is funny, So maybe It's the guest hosts? teresting enough to be seen again. dal guests to one song. Two songs the but is tunning her Pat' sketch Into But this has been like every other In But lately they've been running takes up too much time and the ground. this case. The funniest hosts are sketches too much, or recurring usually the musldans aren't good Since Dennis Miller left to do his always the obscure ones such as sketches that never should have enough to warrant hearing two Watch own show, the Nightly News has this year's Nicole Kidman, Helen been done the first time, such as songs. Number four Improvement never been the same. Kevin Nea- Hunt and Patrick Stewart,-who aD the Greek restauraunt where the is the continual use of non-sket- lon Is pale In comparison and does had entertaining shows. The big employees ahvays ask customers If ches such as Jack Han ay's Deep by Todd Stanley not have the same quick wit as Mil- names such as Christian Slater, they fike the food and Herilhy Boy Thoughts and the mock com men ler. Miller could always cover up a John Malkovich. Alec Baldwin & when Sandier always asks for cals. These never get old so why What has happened to Saturday bad Joke and even laugh about It, Kim Basinger, Emffio Estcvez and some unknown person to let him not have them every single week? Nighl Live ?Ilhas gone from a but Nealonjust polds on after Chariton Heston, hosted shows do some Job. Also Is the same Fifth on the Hst is to cut the number once proud show (hat had America dropping a bomb, throwing gaso- that weren't aD that funny. Having sketch In sheep's dothing. This of cast members. The original Not roDng on the floor Just two seasons line on an already disastrous lire of sports figures on has always been stupidity happened this season Ready For-Prime-Time Players ago to a mediocre show with a blandness. He can't go one show a mistake. The past has had the when Patrick Stewart worked at a only had eight people. Now there couple of funny sMts. the rest Just without screwing up a punchline. Bkes of Michael Jordan, Chris Evert, erotic cake store that only had are at least fifteen cast members being rffler material. Why has this And when he does have something and Joe Montana, and results have cakes with women using the bath- not Including the featured mem- happened and who is to blame for funny Eke his Subliminal Editorials, always been disappointing. This room on It, which later showed up ben vying for a permanent spot. this downfall? which were O.K. at first, he does H year Is no different with Charles with Christian Slater working at a There's not enough space to show- The departure of many of the every week - making the Joke fa Barkley and Nancy Kerrigan host- headline store where the he adHnes case al of the talent and many who veteran cast members hasn't molar and boring. The sad thing Is ing mediocre shows, reading cue all had the word Idtof In It whether deserve more time get left out. Fi- helped. When Dana Carvey left, a that the sohrUon to this problem is cards as though they were cave you wanted It or not. Even those nally, have an original show every huge gap was left. Who would give right under their noses In the form men and struggling through every sketches that work go on too long, week, not every other week. Lately us such memorable characters as of David Spade. His Hollywood sketch for laughs. As with movies, trying to stretch the Joke too far. there have been three five shows Church Lady, Hanz from Hanz and Minute'routine Is ten times funnier if I want to see a big name sports Even if SNL makes these followed by three repeats. Franz and Garth from Wayne's than anything Nealon has done for star. Ill turn on ESPN. changes, the basic set-up of the SNL should have enough hosts World, or gfve us such incredible the News. Spade should be given Ahha, I have found the problem. show needs to be changed. First of to run every week during the prime Impersonations as George Bush, the entire sketch, and they can It's the writing. No matter how aD. get rid of the opening monolo- television season. They can show Ross Perot. Casey Kasem and keep Nealon around because he's funny a cast of host Is. If the mate- gue. This was originally designed the repeats during the summer. Johnny Carson? This gap should be pretty good In other sketches In rial Isn't much to work with. It's al- for hosts such as Richard Pryor. I'm sure Lome Michaels Is read- filled by Phil Hartman. the man of a which he Isn't the focus. most Impossible to get laughs. George Carln, and Steve Mania ing this article right now and rush- thousand voices who does an Im- But It isn't the departure of the When Conan O'Brien left the writ- who could use this time to do their ing to comply with my suggestions. peccable BUI Clinton, and Mike old cast members because the new ing staff to do his Late NHe gig. he stand-up routines. But now actors Maybe not, but something has to Meyers, who has a talent for ac- ones are very good. The backbone must have taken most of the are the main hosts and they don't be done because the show needs a cents and characters Just as good of Mike Meyers. Chris Farley. Rob writers with htm. because Us show know what to do in this time, major Jump start. as Carvev's But neither one is seen Schneider, and Adam Sandier are has that wry yet witty humor that usually falling flat on their faces. In that many sMts. full of talent. From Schenider's Another absence that hurt was Rlckmetster and Sensitive Naked the almost stmukanous quitting of Man, to Sandter's hilarious Opera Victoria Jackson, Nora Dunn and Man and Canteen Boy and the fact Jan Hooks, a very funny trio of Meyers and Farley can do any- women. Their replacements have thing, leave a cast that Is capable of Prices are Falling on been Melante Hussle. whose Tori a lot. Farley has enough energy CD's and Tapes, t& $11.96 Friday Save on our Large Selection of videos. 100's to choose from at always the lowest price Saturday WAL MART Exclude! double pedu and extended length. New Store Hours: Mon. - Sat. 7a.m. - 11p.m.: Sunday 10 a.m. -8 p.m. 1120 S. Main St. at W. Gypsy Lane Rd. MAIN 353-0988 BOWLING GREEN Insider e Frl., April 22, 1994 Feel lucky... Punk? Insider rides along with the BGPD. Joe Peif f er sits in and books 'em The bungalow was surrounded Is more or less a transcription of own defense attorney and he won when a voice loud and clear how we passed the ttme while the the case. But generally, they say Said come on out with your hands misty Tuesday night faded Into anybody who acts as hts own law- up Wednesday morning. yer Is a tool And that's true. If you Or we'II blow you out of here... What would you say to someone get Into a misdemeanor I mean There's still crime in the city. who is walking alone at night?'Are you could go lojall... I mean, you'- -Nell Young you stupid or what? Especially a re stupid. BG's finest. They hit the streets female, you know H Just boggles Just when this was beginning to everynighl prepared for anything; my mind even In Bowling Green. look like another version of our high speed chases, death, rape and Bowling Green Is not a violent twenty questions, action struck in the high speed urination are on tap and town. We've got our share of idiots. form of a blinking red light in front of police are stuck with the check. So I cannot Imagine why a female Walmart. Let's go to the tope. Insider decided to hrt the road and would want to walk alone, espe- Dispatch: It's In front of Wal-Mart see what the men In blue are all cially at two or three o'clock in the here, ah H looks fike It may be one about. morning. You see It all the time. of those sewer (unintelllgable] So I arrived at the station around Do they have the right to walk stations. It's got a red flashing light midnight on a Tuesday evening alone? on the spot. Do you have any famil- and was greeted by a cheery Swing They definitely have a right to iarity with this? Sergeant by the name of Gary walk alone. But common sense The Sarge: Is that in the parking Spencer. He proceeded to take me had got to dictate that there Is an id- lot there? to his squad car where we entered lot out there somewhere that Dispatch: Yeah, that's affirmative the "Blue Zone" for a right full of doesn't give a crap about what you it's uh, a little bit away from the conversation and blinking lights - should be able to do. I got a maquee out front, it's got a red - In that order. daughter and I drummed that Into flashing light and the light's acti- The cruiser was comfortable and her head big time. vated right now. I busily made myself at home by Ever seen anyone who defended / HOT ecstatic. Real police work playing with his lights and cellular themselves at trial and won? was unfolding right before my eyes. phones. The Sarge entered from There are some people, I re- Yeah I think we've called about the passenger side and we were off member a guy named Charlie Irv- that before and the employees told Into the heart of the ctty. ing. He was arrested, went to ajury us to disregard H. but why don't we No. I learned a long time ago Sarge has already been at a party] From now on my comments win trial and defended himself at the have headquarters call the sewer from an old defense attorney that then they're probably going to get a be In italics and The Sarge s win be trial. And he wore a T-shirt to court duty man anyways, they can what goes on in the courtroom... citation. And also If 1 go to a wild kept In regular print. The following that said "Eat Shit" and he was his double check It with Mm. goes on In the courtroom. You party and It's really out of control Well, there you have it. Thorough know, I have myjob to do, the de- and/or the tenants and the guests police work. Sewer taken care of. fense attorney has hts Job to do, are being buttholes. I mean the Now back to the deep, probing ques- and the Jury has their Job to do, and party's over right there. At that tions that occupied most of my even- there are things that I can't control. point if the tenants are cooperative ing. Have a favorite urination story? there are points oflaw that I have In helping us break the party up Well actually, my favorite hap- no control over. then chances are they won't get a pened to one of the other guys. Doesn't that irk you in any way? citation, but if they dedde to be ^ OLlCfc> Ken Fortney. A guy was urinating Sometimes H Just amazes me buttheads too, wen not only Is the downtown and Ken stopped him because 11st en to the testimony party going to be broken up. but and the guy challenged him asking and to the defense attorney and I'm going to die them Into court. him how he knew I! was urine. So I'm wondering tf I was actually at What's the biggest misconception Ken told htm that we had a urine the scene. Things Just get so convu- about the men in blue? detector test Mt and he had to go luted and turned around. Maybe I People think we arrest people back to [the station and get K. So wasn't there. Maybe I was just Just because we want to. You know Ken left and told the guy to wait, dreaming this whole thing but. uh. most guys Just as soon not arrest because he would be back. And you know 1 don't get mad at the de- people. Now. I'm not talking traffic the guy was standing there waning fense attorneys. I don't get mad at offenses, because that's part of our for him to bring the urine test Ml the Jury. I figure I'm doing myjob. I Job. One of the attorneys m town back. Ken never showed up. got the guy off the roads at the time said, The BowBng Green Police That's pretty cool. What's it like to he needed to be. And I don't get arrest everyone they can and let be in a high speed chase? upset. the courts son it out.'I think that's a Scary, really scary. You're trying How do you choose which parlies pretty btflsey statement; A pretty to drive and you need to talk on the to break up? Idlcdc statement. We don't do that. radio-let them know where you'- We go to a loud party on a com- The kids want lo know, who is ihr re at, you know, what's going on. plaint basis. If Joe Blow calls up best defense attorney for DUIs in You've got the sirens going, you and says there Is a loud party next Bowling Green? know It's loud hi the car with the door and I can't sleep and to'Do Mas Rayie by far Is the best de- sirens going. And you've got the something about II [we go]. If fense attorney especially with radio up, you're trying to drive with someone has a radio up and they'- DUIs. The thing I Hke about Max is one hand and talk on the radio and re having a party; I don't care. But If you know he's a defense attorney ■ gets scary. someone complains then It's my but he's helped officers In our de- Does it bother you when you make problem. partment with what to look for an arrest and you go through the jury What do you do about the parties? when you do things, you know, trial and it doesn't go your wayli t • IflhavetocoraebKk-tafterThe when you make a DUI arrest. 1994 Frl., April 22. 1994 Insider not only do you feel bad but you got some liability; I'm an advocate in those cases for putting them in Jail. Not because you want to arrest them. Like when? We had a guy a couple weeks ago that was laying down here on South Enterprise behind a bush in the snow and he was passed out. We flnaDy got him awake and he wouldn't tell us his address. Wen you don't have any choice. I told Mm 'teU me your address and well take you home.' He said, 'Ah, f— n you, I ain't telling you nothing.' Okay, m take you to jail I know where to find you then. Most of the time when we find you we take you guys home. What's the hardest part of this Job? The not knowing who you're dealing with. To me the hardest part Is probably a domestic. It probably has the most potential for violence out of any cafl. A domes- tic, you know, you go into that thing and here you have a man and Sarge: Where was It again? a woman who are fighting and Just Dispatch: On the north side of The cruiser was beating the hen out of each other. Palmer in the 300 block right And you walk in and an of a sud- across from the apartments. It's comfortable and I den you are the bad guy. The thing the two story apartments with the busily made myself that frustrates me the most Is when first floor entrance. the female has obviously been beat So we got out of the car in search at home by playing up. And she doesn't want to do of the culprit. We were hoping to with his lights and anything about it. Several times I catch him red-handed. Unfortunate- just went ahead and arrested the ly, he was not to be found. Along the cellular phones. The guy on my own. If I arrest some- way we met up with a fellow person Sarge entered from body for domestic violence then in blue. She summed it up for us. the other person can't drop the the passenger side charges. My guess would be he might and we were off into Is it hard to make that stick? even live on the second floor cause the heart of the city. Absolutely. she never heard anyone come Do you have your regulars for this down the stairs. She saw Mm run kind cf thing? In that direction. He was Just stand- Sarge; It's that time of the year. Yeah, you got your regulars. And ing there; he might have something Yeah, it is. that's something I can't under- involved with [a local laundry] be- We get a lot of that down here. stand. But of course I'm not in that cause thai guy was a masturbator. Yeah. ity] Here's how you need to testify. What advice would you give peo- situation. I can realty understand a She said that he was crouched Other officer: Wefl, anyways geta And I appreciate that. ple who are being arrested? woman's vefwpoint when she's down and he was doing the hand that's what he was doing. a Would yon rather see one person I'm out doing myjob, you know been battered and she doesn't movements like that would be thai Okay. Seeing that this was proba- ol that's innocent get thrown in Jail or - don't argue with me. The forum want to file charges because [she moved her hands up and bly going to be the highlight of my SIS 100 guilty people let go? for that is court. If you think I'm chances are she's totally depend- down simulating masturbation]. night I asked the Sarge if he could Yeah, I can grasp that theory. I wrong, then let's go to court and ent on this Jerk and If he goes to jail Evidently he didn't finish down drop me offal my place. hate to see anyone that's Innocent well adjudicate it in court. Believe the Income stops and she's scared. there. And the cafl we had tonight Yeah, just be nice to me. live be convicted. The problem Is to- me If you start anwina with me on I always ten them you've got to on ThursUn had probably that Fair enough. ) day, everyone says they're Inno- the street then it can only get stan somewhere. You've got to same guy there two weeks ago. I ta cent. Well, that's your right, I mean worse. I equate my Job as to being break the cycle of violence some- handled the cafl then and he ejacu- Joe PeUfer is a former police re- you're Innocent until proven guilty, an umpire. I'm always half wrong. where. And the only way to do that lated on the window. He Just porter for the BG News. He is also he but holy cow, today In this court You call a guy out the other Is Is to arrest the Idiot. knocked on the window and occasionally urinates In public. l system everybody's going for a pissed off because you called him Yes. this is what we need this sort waited for them to open the curtain Questions, comments and con- t. plea bargtn. You know If I arrest out. of bad cop talk I need for this piece. at which time he did Ills thing [on cerns should be addressed to jpei ion somebody and if you can convince Any other weird stories? Now if we could only have some ac- the window]. [email protected]. me that I am wrong then I have no There was a female who thought tion. This action came in the form of t problem with dropping the charge. that her apartment was bugged one of Bowling Green's world now But 1 just don't arrest people be- and [poke sergeant] Brad [Con- famous masturbators. si cause I got nothing else to do. We ner] went down there and he had a Dispatcher: Coming in on 911 afflc arrest people because we've got radar unit Hke this [the Sarge points Palmer apartment 28. Compiain- four probable cause. to Ms radar unH] and she wanted tant is on the secondfloor -he m Ever thought you were wrong after somebody to sweep her apartment was on the balcony - the balcony I you arrested someone? and she was mental. So he took exits only to the north and that's I Before trial or after trial? the radar gun and went Bke this the only way he could have gotten it's a Either. [the Sarge does this sweeping thing down. Uh, the only thing she said ity WeD, no. Just one time I was at a wkh the radar] and tt wasn't was very tall receding hairline, thai. loud party--and boy there was a plugged in or anything. And he told darit hair Hke a royal blue Jacket the lot of people there - and 1 was her he swept the apartment for that stopped at his waist, and a I standing tn the doorway and there bugs and she bought that Heat. white T-shirt. were these two or three guys over How do you deal with the alcohol In the comer and one of them had factor? yelled something and so I arrested You find this guy and he's totally The car whisked me away and I Kb him for disorderly conduct and wasted. You need to do something was instantly caught up in real police icy when we went to pre-trial I talked with this guy because If you find world. My adrenaline rose. My k- to the defense attorney and he rum. and you just cut Mm loose the palms sweated. My life flashed be- convinced me that maybe I had the next thing you know he just walks fore my eyes. And this was only for a r, wrong guy. That's about the only out into the middle of the road and masturbator, God, being a cop must time. he gets run over by a car and then be great. Inaider m Fri., April 22, 1994 ASH Continued from page three. H Aah Bafl. Jury eoauaeata oa Time/space stuff that? brochures out actively recruiting Alot of times they forget to put minorities and women. The prob- the 'h' on my last name, so K It's not every day you meet a If you have ever been to the lem we have Is trytng to compete wouldn't be a whole lot of differ- woman named Bambt (with an T). Corner GAT. you know the atmos- with Industry and Toledo Itself. ence. So often It's behind my back phere on a Saturday night/Sunday and I have to hear about it later. JEMATCH, He wrote back. "HI. MY NAME IS Toledo Is the highest-paid poke BIFF (with an I-)." morning, I don't have to describe M agency in the state of Ohio. Are you Whta yea were a kkf ware yoa to you. If ou've never experienced going lo come lo Bowling Green or By then the not e -writing process the cop or Ike robber? had gotten dud and Bambt (with an II. you must. Anyway. I stumbled go to Toledo and get almost an- My mother was never sure into the Grill, a place I have been other half a time more money than T) dedded to mosey on over to our which side of the law I would be comer of the bar. known to frequent, and found a what you'd get here? on. She was sure I'd do something rvou CAM seat next to my old pal Mike Cook, Thar say Bat* Merry is tatara- Involved In the law. When I was "Close your mouth, Big Daddy." of Sam and Mike fame. taaj - waal's M reacOoa lo faalT Eke 161 bought a 38 Smith and |By Scott DeKatcM I said ' DeKatch. how's U going, old I don't think so. I think there's Wesson from uh, a state trooper. "Who's your friend?" Bambi pal?" too much for everybody to lose. He gave me a box of shells and, of asked. Not that there won't be parties, but course, I lived In the country and 1 I was at the Downtown Sports "Oh, Scott? He's okay. Get a few "Ast, asl." That's Spanish for So- Merry and Frazee as we remember go out in the woods - at that point Bar and DeB with my good, old drinks in him and hell agree to So. folks. k I don't think will return. 1 decided I wanted to be in law en- buddy. Big Daddy Lungflsh (that's "Yknow, I'm sitting here eating Do yoa eUak we shoald caaa forcement. Then I kept the gun be- Just his nickname, but you'll have my later boys and I'm thinking... people n eoaaaa back -Jo* lake tween the mattress and the springs to accept «). drinking really thick the Stopper, approach? Get enough drinks in this Httle East Met-[editor's Hole: the out in the old farmhouse and my Canadian beer. It's a common rest of Cook's discourse has been I've given it a lot of thought. mom found it one time. Nothing thing, especially when our friend me and I'll go for deleted due to editorial page over- I aaked Mayor Wet Hoffman kT good could come out of someone Kathy Is tending bar. She makes a anything. Even lain. TO. two got Into a no-holda- with a handgun. She was most mean gin and Juice, folks. barrad cage matck, who would concerned when she found that. So. anyway, there we were. naming a brand new I left the comer grill and... uh... wla? Be said roa. Mow what do GaVl waa a reafly bad show, watching some hockey, drinking class building after what the...? TO. think ibnl that? waaa'tH? thick beer, when she walked in. Next thing 1 know - call It some Well, he's the mayor and you're Oh, nuh. you know, they got Dishwater blonde hair. Big. brown W.C. Fields. I don't rift in the time/space continuum - always going to let the mayor win. Into the go-go dancing and all that eyes. You could say she was attrac- know, folks. I just I'm at Kaufman's at the Lodge for Then yoa'd throw H. Bat MM so. no, I never would watch it tively built, as John Lcnnon may write this stuff. the 1993-94 women's basketball wiu'l mayor do TO. think TO. 'cause 1 Just didn't think much of have said. recognition dinner and some short. odd takt him? it Tke final qoeatioc la The M Well, thai did it for Big Daddy. old man In a tricom hat walks up to He's probably wiser and smarter Newt doe* hfck the hafl oat of the The man turned 10 shades of red, anything, even a full court game me. than me. Sentmeldoeia'tll? guzzled down a pitcher of Molson against the Falcon basketball [The Chief turns red. looking like Ice. took a pen and wrote, ever so teams." "Name's Paul. Paul Hal" he Some have taggaated kutaad of I finally put him over the edge) Uh, neatly, on a paper napkin. WHAT "I see." she said. said, shaking my hand fike a slab of the acw Paid Otscamp Hall, caBhag they have different... philosophies. IS YOUR NAME? then gave li to Seeing that my friend was now beef. "Damn glad to meet you." Kathy to pass on to the attractive, involved in other business, I de- young woman, who sent back an- cided to seek out some other form "Uh. yeah." I said. "1 need to go other napkin reading, "BAMB1 of entertainment. The meaty gel changed." After an, I was Ride FREE SHUTTLE (with an T)." aroma of the Comer Grill seemed decked out in flannel and denim Big Daddy was pleased. After all. to be calling my name. and.hey.uas was a formal dinner to the Woodland Mall By this time I didn't know what was going on. Oh wen. get enough drinks in me and III go for any- thing. Even naming a brand new Saturday, April 23rd dass building after the late Jim Morrison. Or even W.C. Fields. 1 and Sunday, April 24th don't know, folks. I Just write this stuff. You figure It out. FREE Shuttle Service every 20 minutes Scott DeKatch, a junior so and so •The Shuttle will be running at 12:00 noon major from somewhere out there, is a tired, bitter, shattered man. And edi- on Saturday and 12:00 noon on Sunday in tor of Insider! back of the University Union and will run every 20 minutes. The last shuttle will leave the Woodland Mall at 9:30 p.m. on Saturday and 5:30 p.m. on Sunday. •Earth Day Celebration Sunday April 24th •Earth walk-12:00 noon from the football stadium to the mall •Tree planting (after the walk) •Studebaker Car Show woodland moll a* ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■I fEl.f April 22, 1994 9 iMldK T¥ LISTINGS: DAYTIMEMORNING 5:00 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 1 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 O Business Am Journal Morning Snow This Morning g BertJce Berry MonW WWiaVTis Price O Slgn-Ofl Cont'd CBC Homing News Wht-Earth Urban Peasant Mr. Draaaup SeeameSt. o Home Shopping SpfM CBS News |N»WSQ Trie Morning g BerBce Berry Rokxida Price B News NBC Newl Newsg Todayg Oonahueg Sal, J Sponger S Slgn-Ofl Cont'd Varied Good Morning America g Live - Regis 1 Kathie Lee Vkkil Mike S Maty a Sign-Off Cont'd BodyElec. 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