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—^——~ Eauitv in Women's Athletics Coaches question team equity : 5 How women's athletics at Eas|sp compare ^ each other for quired changes, including a new sport. the 1993-94 school year in njf&W and schota||hip6, and how By Susan Gayle Reed athletics. pense of another. Did the OCR really the number of coaches stacHJSp to the maximull allowed. Contributing writer 'Title IX and gender equity hasn't mean to start a new golf program at the However, no new women's schol- really done anythingfor most women's expense of women'strack?" he asked. arships were added for the team. In- Sport Funds NCAA It took an Office of Civil Rights sports here other than one or two Erdmann also said the decision to cut stead, scholarships were shifted from Coaching track scholarship aid hurt the sport other sports, including women's track mandate to bring fairness between the women's sports," he said. $215,498 100% In a June 8 memo to associate with the most participants and the high- and women's tennis, two of the sports Basketball university's men's and women's sports $189,193 100% programs, but some students and athletic director Martha Mullins, est percentage of minorities. with the least proportional amount of Volleyball Erdmann criticized her and the ath- "In the final analysis, it appears to scholarship funds divided among its Track/CC $176,438 50% coaches think more should be been 50% done to promote equity within the letic department for what he consid- be the intent to use the OCR report to team members. Softball $107,357 women's program itself. ered a poor decision to instate a eliminate the track program by stran- "Martha Mullins told me that this Tennis $63,802 100% Rick Erdmann, head coach of both women's golf team based on four fac- gulation," he told Mullins. "If this is university is committed to funding Golf $32,405 50% men's and women's track and cross tors. Those included "no equity among the case, why not just drop the sport?" certain women's sports at the highest * Field Hockey Scholarships country teams, said he thinks the programs, nor increased participation The new golf team was introduced level possible, when I questioned the Source: EKU Athletic Oept. for women." after the OCR found Eastern to be in university's athletic administration is SEE EQUITY PAGE AID Progress/TIM BLUM taking a "tier" approach to women's "Added one program at the ex- non-compliance with Title IX and re- Natural science to PERCUSSION REPERCUSSION merge with geology

By Joe Castle leaves. Editor "They're looking at a series of de- partment policies, committee policies," University administrators now Batch said. "They're looking over those know who is going where and when policies to make sure that the transition they should be there for the departmen- is smooth for those faculty." tal restructuring in the colleges of Arts The mergers are supposed to be and Humanities, Natural and Math- completed by June 1,1994. ematical Sciences and Social and Be- Department of natural science chair havioral Sciences. Bruce MacLarcn is still skeptical of the The department of natural science merger despite Batch's approval of his faculty made a final recommendation to recommendation. dean Donald Batch Aug. 20 regarding "He accepts it and I guess he sent it where they thought their department to vice president (for academic affairs should be moved as a uniL and research Russell) Enzic,"MacLaren "The department faculty have rec- said. ommended geology and I have ac- The way the college handled the cepted," Batch said. "The two depart- natural science situation prompted phys- ment chairs are coming up with their ics and astronomy professor Christo- planning reports." pher Laird to start a petition stating how Batch said the planning report phase other faculty felt about the merger. of the natural science-geology merger "1 just wrote down what I thought includes a ree valuation of current geol- would be a consensus of what people ogy policies and procedures regarding such things as tenure and sabbatical SEE MERGERS PAGE A12 Student prompts campus safety

By Angie Hatton and asked that Managing editor Jozefowicz look Progress/JIM QUK3GINS into removing some Eric Johnson, an undeclared freshman, leans on the congas from his music while the winds went over the field show at Senior police administration major parking spots there. band practice Tuesday. Andrew Johnson noticed some poten- "I checked it out, he plays for the Marching Colonels. Johnson took a break tially dangerous spots on campus and and 1 decided this decided to do something about it particular problem He met with assistant director of won't be solved by public safety Mark Jozefowicz to dis- removing a space; cuss several areas on campus streets something else may Company offers new nerve gas alternative that he thought could use improve- have to be done," ment. Jozefowicz said. "1 have an obligation to try to keep as many parking spaces By Angie Hatton Aquron presented the Citizens Advi- to act as a conduit of citizen's con- skeptical." said Craig Williams, a Last semester, Johnson, now a cerns which they will determine member of the local activist group memberof student senate, noticed that as possible." Managing editor sory Committee (CAC) Tuesday with Another area where Johnson sug- a proposal for what they say is a quick, through a scries of open community called Concerned Citizens. "But, any- a few spots on Kit Carson Drive cre- one who claims they can do it, should ated a blind spot when drivers turned gested safety improvements was on Nerve gas incinerator opponents inexpensive, non-polluting, mobile, meetings. Tuesday was their second meeting to discern the community's get the opportunity to test it and prove left off Kit Carson into the Baptist Daniel Boone Drive, which runs received what could be the answer to nerve gas neutral i/.cr — not an incin- through the Brockton apartments lo- their prayers for a safe way to dispose erator. needs and opinions. iL" Student Union parking lot According to Tuesday's meeting, The problem is, the new process This semester, the one space that cated between the Brewer Building of the unstable nerve gas rockets stored The CAC is a group mandated in and Telford Hall. at Madison County's Blucgrass Army the Congressional 1993 Defense Au- Aquron's method covers most of the remains to be proven to anyone out- hindered vision the most was removed. side the corporation. The masterminds Johnson also noticed the same type Johnson suggested that a yellow Depot Tuesday night. thorization Act. Through this at t, seven criteria the CAC is calling for in an of blind spot when turning off Kit Representatives from Texas envi- citizens and two government officials alternative method of disposal. Carson into the Brockton apartments SEE SAFETY PAGE A12 ronmental protection corporation were appointed by Gov. Brcrcton Jones "After ten years of this, I'm always SEE NERVE GAS PAGE AS EKU grad gets Jones' press secretary post INSIDE ■ Women's golf team fares well in Phelps has established a basic plan of what its debut tournament at Dayton. By DeVone Holt See Page B6 News editor . . she needs to do in her position. "What I'm going to do is help the gover- " / feel very nor build a consensus with the public on This week's Going from news reporter to news maker class pattern: TRF might be a difficult jump for some people, but fortunate that he issues that were part of his agenda when he ran Eastern graduate Mindy Shannon-Phelps has for office," she said. Accent B1 done just that. asked me to do Since she took over the position on Sept. After working 13 years as a co-anchor on this. 99 1, Shannon-Phelps said she has enjoyed the Activities B5 one of Lexington's top news teams, the 1977 job. She said working with the governor has Ad Index B8 Arts/ been enjoyable but challenging since she must alumna left the broadcast spoilighl of WLEX — Mindy Shannon-Phelps Entertainment B3 TV for new challenges as Gov. Brereton Jones work as »liaison between the governor, the Classifieds A4 press secretary. press and the public. People poll A3 Shannon-Phelps, 38, said she accepted the asked me to do this." Recent acts by the governor, like his op- Perspective A2&3 governor's offer to fill the position vacated by After working as a disc jockey, govern- position to the Dr. Dre concert held in Louis- ville and his ad in a Cincinnati newspaper Police beat A4 former press secretary Frank Ashley after ment affairs reporter, investigative researcher, Preview B4 WHAS-TV and WLEX-TV producer, WLEX- defending regional businessman Cal Linder, deciding she was ready to make a career Sports B6.7&8 change. TV news editor and news anchor, Shannon- have helped to keep the job a challenge. The 1993 university Distinguished Alumni Phelps said she considers her new job a sort of When the Dr. Dre and Linder issues made honorec said she accepted the two-and-a-half graduate school status in relation to her career headlines last week and the health care issue Hmmm Automotive giant year position as press secretary as a personal moves. received lesser coverage, the job proved chal- General Motors was founded on this commitment to longtime friend Jones. She said she hopes to repay Jones the lenging for Shannon-Phelps. day in 1908 by entrepreneur William Progress/JAY ANGEL "It's really difficult to keep the message "I have known Brereton for many years, compliment of considering her for the job by "Billy" Durant. going back to when he was just a horse farmer," proving herself at the position. out there that these other things are going on," Shannon-Phelps took over as Gov. Shannon-Phelps said. Jones' press secretary Sept. 1. she said, "and I feel very fortunate that he In preparing to prove herself, Shannon- A2

Thursday, September 16,1993 PERSPECTIVE

EDITORIALS Oops... CoMjrtNf \jp A LITTLE; SWOKT Prepared to merge? COKJpLB OF D6PAR.TMCW-S. Poor communication hurt restructuring process

imagine the university as one big human If that's the case, why weren't the NAT body, with all the workings of normal faculty and staff informed of the plan earlier? physiology. NAT chair Bruce MacLaren said he wasn't told If all the arteries and muscles and nerves of the merger until January last semester, and he work properly, life goes on naturally. didn't see the actual proposal until April 1. However, every once in a while a nerve Although the original reason behind the fires at the wrong time and fails to send the right mergers was budgetary, the only money the signal, eventually causing problems for the rest university is saving by merging NAT is part of of the body. MacLaren's salary — what he That seems to be the case gets for being a department with the departmental mergers If the university really chair — and that of his proposed last year by the deans wants to save money, secretary. of the colleges of Arts and why not combine a Everything else — Humanities, Natural and Math- few of our nine aca- equipment, departmental ematical Sciences and Social and demic colleges? funding, all other faculty — is Behavioral Sciences. being transferred to geology, Two of the three changes — humanities so in reality the university is only saving a few into foreign languages and social science into thousand dollars a year — not a lot when EKU's history — have gone fairly smoothly, while the total budget is over $100 million annually. other—natural science into geology — hasn't. We're not saying the mergers might not Humanities-foreign languages and social be a good idea, but if the university wants to science-history have been working together make colleges more cost-effective, why stop within their respective colleges for several with three departments? months now and seem to be right on schedule Combine a few more of the six depart- for the June 1, 1994 merger deadline. The social ments in natural and mathematical sciences. If science and history faculty even held a one-day there are going to be general education biology retreat to help iron out the plan and make the and chemistry courses taught in geology, why transition smoother for both departments. can't we put geology into biology and physics The natural science faculty, however, and astronomy into chemistry? didn't even know where they were going until Or make some real changes and combine last week, when they sent a group memo to a few of our nine academic colleges. Writer rediscovers mountain roots College of Natural and Mathematical Sciences Let's face it. The University of Iowa, dean Donald Batch recommending they be with over 32,000 students, has only two more colleges than Eastern. Does a school with 16,000 We sat in a kooky, smoke-filled, cool to ever identify with the merged with the department of geology. noisy little restaurant called "Billy Angle uneducated, unglamorous people Batch accepted the recommendation, students really need that many colleges? Goat's" located on Chicago's Hatton living around me. giving NAT and GLY the go-ahead to plan for Regardless of how successful the merg- sleepless streets. I guess I was also a little ashamed ers are in the long run, we hope administrators My friend stared at me from What a long, that there really are uneducated, merging. strange trip The reason for the difficulty in NAT's show more forethought the next time they plan across the (able as I rambled on and poverty-stricken people living in my on about how caught up I was in (he hometown who fit the stereotype case seems to be simple miscommunication. to do something like departmental restructuring. excitement of Chicago, and how I outsiders put all of us into. Batch told the Progress last semester Because if we have many more adminis- would never go back and make a Now, I deeply regret ever feeling that the plan to place the department of natural trative moves handled like the department home in my hometown, Whitcsburg. off my chin. these emotions. science elsewhere in the college had been mergers were, the university is likely to have the My friend put down her cheese- I didn't even realize I was crying These people arc my people. Even 'evolving for several years." equivalent of a nervous breakdown. burger with an impatient look on her until the film was over and my though I'm not related to absolutely face and broke my incessant stream instructor flipped on the lights. everyone in Lctcher County, together of chatter. I was so involved with everything they represent my roots. "You should be glad to be from I saw on the screen. I was oblivious Their ancestors and mine hacked the mountains," she told me. "You to me fact that my classmates were through the hills, escaped religious Persistence pays off need to realize how lucky you are to probably staring at me. and political persecution and made a have such a different viewpoint. You Bits of my life I never realized home in an unkind environment that live in a place that no one really were important to me appeared on fought them every step of the way. Student takes a stand and gets something done understands unless they've lived the screen, one after another. There were a lot of English and there." I watched men lying in hospital Scottish people among the settlers of jy rockton resident Kelli McGowan was member of student senate. Although this conversation beds dying of black lung. I saw men the region and, because they were inside her duplex in the summer of 1991 McGowan approached Funderburk at a happened nearly a year ago, I and women going down into a coal isolated from the rest of the world by when her two children came running inside to student senate cabinet luncheon and introduced remember her exact words because, mine, breaking their backs using the mountains, they kept their Gaelic although I blew diem off then, the tell her that her 6-year-old son, Jason, had nearly herself as the author of the letters. He remem- outdated equipment and coming out accents which are now considered words stuck with me and often filthy, tired and unappreciated. incorrect by people who live in such been hit by a car. bered her and asked if anything had been done. echoed through my mind. I saw families crying at mine sites places as Boston and New York and Cars were coming down a hill and She said no and he said he'd check on it. I always value this particular where their dead loved ones were speak with different kinds of accents. around a curve on John Hanlon Drive too fast. Soon after, two white signs on the street friend's ad\ ice and this lime, I was being excavated after explosions. Now, the Eastern Kentucky, West Later that summer, her son was nearly warning motorists to watch for children at play bothered because I didn't agree and I heard women wailing blue-grass Virginia and Virginia way of hit again in the same spot on ^^^_^_^_ were replaced with yellow ones. couldn't fathom what she was trying songs they had written to express speaking is ridiculed by so-called to tell me. their emotions about Appalachia. John Hanlon Drive, which runs This semester, a stop civilized people in other parts of the I know now. Although 1 hate bluegrass music, I country and mimicked by comedians. by their duplex. The next time you sign was finally put up midway think something on Wednesday I sat in my Appala- really listened to the words and could I take deep offense to this line of After the second incident, down the hill, right before the chian Culture Perspective class feel the pain these women felt while thinking. McGowan wrote a letter to campus should be curve. Another stop sign for the watching another of those endless, wriung and singing these songs. From now on, I'm going to be President Funderburk requesting changed, don't Just sit left side of the road opposite the boring documentary films in which What I'm trying to say is that I proud of my mountain heritage and professors invest so much faith. that something be done about there — get active! one just erected is forthcoming identified with these people. my accent, too.... y'all. This film was different, though. I've always felt separated from the I hope my friend who gave me the what she perceived to be a ■ along with a "stop ahead" sign This lime as I watched. I had tears "hillbillies" who live in my county. good advice in Chicago reads this dangerous situation. and bigger "children at play" signs. running down my face and dripping I guess I thought I was much too column and is proud of me. In his reply, Funderburk said he had "I'll be straight up with you, it (the stop passed her letter on to others who would take sign) wasn't done until Kelli reminded us of it," care of it. said Charles Whitlock, executive assistant to She never heard anything else from the President Funderburk. ERS TO THE EDITOR administration about the problem and nothing When it comes down to choosing a was done about it that year. convenient drive and a few extra parking spaces Stop the violence tual war, and in Kentucky, the battle- plain stupid. The following summer, her son was or a safe place for children to grow up, safety fields are marijuana patches. Similar Primarily, the laws and programs to the Civil War, brothers and best almost hit again. This time, she found him must come first. On Aug. 8, Gary Shepherd, a enacted by Kentucky against mari- Rockcastlc County man, was killed friends might find themselves on op- juana have done little but to waste crouched behind a car because he was scared. McGowan said her son, now 8 years old, by state police in a confrontation over posite sides of assault weapons. It is human life, time and money. Good After this, she wrote a second letter to is very careful now when he's near the street. SO marijuana plants that were on his time for the slate to concede that the and honest people, who have turned Funderburk. Hopefully, motorists who drive through there property. The government's "War on marijuana battles in Kentucky are In spring of 1993, she became a cabinet will be more careful now, too. Drugs" campaign has become an ac- wasteful, counterproductive and just SEE LETTERS PAGE A3

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The Eastern Progress, Thursday, September 16,1993 A3 PERSPECTIVE

PEOPLE POLL UPS & DOWNS How do you feel the university should handle professors and students who date? "As long as both of "Whatever they them can handle do behind closed the dates and they doors Is their use their best business." Up to: Up to: Down to: Judgment for themselves, OK." Student activists World peace Tourist violence *■>* Kelli McGowan and An- The historic Israeli-Pal- It is a true shame that visi- •^ drew Johnson are two good estinian peace accord tors from other countries examples of what students signed Monday represents can't come to America — can do when they get fired up the single most important specifically Florida—with- and decide to change things. step anyone has ever taken out worrying about being They are proof that we can toward achieving peace in gunned down in the streets while on vacation. make a difference. the Middle East. Bet hie Say lor, 19, freshman, Jesse White, 19, sopho- undeclared, Louisville more, therapeutic recre- Suggestions for UPS & DOWNS are welcome. To nuke a suggestion call 622-1872. ation, New Orleans

"Let them date "Just let them do freely. We are all It." Turning into mom not too bad human beings here "3* and no one should have the right to Help! I'm turning into my When I was growing up, I curb your feelings." I mother. Save me! Find a cure! Christina considered mom a modern-day Anything! Rankin Mary Poppins. (Isn't it ironic that at m It has started gradually. I have her name is Mary?) To me, she always noticed little signs. But this always seemed so perfect. She kept weekend it hit me right in the face. the house clean, which she still tries My mom and I were going to to do, even though we have a cat Georgetown to see my dad at work who likes to tear the furniture up. >*f and so I could do my photojournal- She also tried to keep me clean ism assignment on housing tobacco. start making funny "sh" noises and keep me in line when I was I am just getting over a cold, so I every time someone in a movie says younger. It wasn't until my teen Kevin Smith, 25, senior, Rodney Aldridge, 27, have to clear my throat every once an obscene word or have yet to say years that I decided to do that for sociology, Lebanon graduate, Insurance, .'in a while because of drainage. "Is it really necessary for them to myself. Another way I started being FranKfort Because of that, I tend to make say that word?" I, on the other like her. "I don't see any- v- ' ' "Whatever you : lovely little phlegmy sounds. As we hand, have become oblivious to Mom thinks it is funny about thing wrong, as have to do for an ' were entering the city limits of "those" words. I hear them all the my new-found discovery. She has long as their ^m 'A.'" : Georgetown, I had to make of those time. always warned me that I'm going to grades are accu- " sounds. At the same time, and with Mom has also informed me that be just like her. I never believed her. rate to their perfor- the same tone, we said, "Good one." many of the interests she has or had I am almost 20 years old, and I have mance in class." fc- . .We laughed (the same laugh), but at my age I now have, like foreign already become a miniature version while she continued laughing, languages, interior decorating, of her. I stopped. It was no longer southwestern design, collecting I set out in the beginning to funny; the realization set in. I am wine glasses, mythology and some write this column about why I don't • turning into my mom! types of music. She insists she liked want to become my mother, but That wasn't the only indication Dcpcchc Mode first, but I beg to honestly, now that I have had time that I'm turning into her. During the differ. to think about it, there is no one 1 Labor Day weekend, we would Actually, it is not too bad being better that I would rather be than finish each other's sentences and like her in some respects. People her. She is a better person than I thoughts. We would complain about say I look like her, which I think is will ever be. Tara Robinson, 20, junior, Brent Routzahn, 22, senior, the same things. great. She is a beautiful person. Happy birthday, mom! finance, Georgetown police administration, For example, wc both would She's also witty, with the exception But if you sec me smiling too Springfield, Ohio talk about, pretty frequently, how from her spontaneous, humorless much, humming happy songs as I stupid certain people arc or how puns, smart, patient and just an all- cat or starting to listen to Michael young people today have no respect around terrific person. Characteris- Bolton songs, slop me. Please. for anyone. Me. A junior in college tics I hope to gain someday from already discussing these things. I her. The things I complain about the Rankin is a junior journalism thought I wouldn't get like that until most, though, arc the things I am major from Frankfort and is I got into my 40s (like mom). afraid I will become, and I know I assistant copy editor for the Luckily for me, I have yet to will someday. That is the scary part. Progress. Hardecj Being different isn't always good TRY OUR NEW DAILY SANDWICH SPECIALS: Take it from me, you can't afford Obviously the officer did not like [Monday Regular Roast Beef 990 to be different in this town. Different Thamsanqa my responses, and he arrested is not good as the Arby's advertise- KaNtamo inc. lor public disturbance. Tuesday 2 Cheeseburgers 990 ment would let you believe. At least I hardly call window shopping a not in Richmond. In fact, different Your Turn public disturbance, but none the less, [Wednesday Hot Ham 'N' Cheese™ 99^ can be dangerous, if not deadly. I spent the night in jail, as if I were a You could end up in jail or worse condemned criminal. Thursday Double Cheeseburger 990 yet, you could be shot dead when you People often ask me my impres- arc different. This happened to me sions of America. They ask me Friday Fisherman's Fillet™ 990 just this past summer. No, I was not for trying to enjoy a nice day about my experiences here, but what shot dead. But, I ended up in jail and strolling the greater Richmond area. they really want to ask me after I tell spent the night with Richmond's The officer later said to me,"Shc them that I am from South Africa, is finest crooks and criminals. thought you looked suspicious." Can whether the color of my skin My crime was that I looked you imagine being stopped by police determines how I am treated in this different. just because you look "suspicious?" country. I tell them this is a good Don't forget to enter the You see, I am a foreign student What really happened to me on country and that I like it here, but I from South Africa, and am just Aug. 10 is that I was window still think that America has a long starting my career as a journalism shopping. Just checking out Rich- way to go in terms of race relations. Back to School Sweepstakes! mond and its stores. I spent about Perhaps certain officers of the major here at Eastern. I lend to see Richmond Police Department should myself as a conscious African man, twenty minutes in this particular store. As usual, there was somebody enroll in a race relations class at and boy oh boy, do I look it! Eastern in order to better serve the Enter at either Richmond I have dreadlocks and spend a lot following me around as if I were community both on a personal and of time by myself. This perhaps some sort of criminal, but I'm used to professional level. makes me to be treated differently, this you see. In Africa, we pride ourselves to Hardee's locations! especially by local town people. So, I went on about my business. be different All I want is to be Perhaps, they sec a drug addict in me, Then suddenly, a police officer came myself. They say America is the land or maybe they think I am an escaped in the store, and watched my every of opportunity, how can one expect mental patient from a halfway house. move. I sensed trouble and decided to mc to gain my golden chance, gain 520 Eastern By-Pass Or perhaps I just look weird to the leave and get a small bile to cat at courage and confidence, if I am people here. Rally's hamburger joint. sitting in jail for exploring all my There is certainly something Hardly five minutes later, outside opportunities? 107 S. KeenelandDr. about me which gives the Richmond the store, the same officer stopped people the creeps! mc and demanded to sec my identifi- Ntamo is a senior journalism Owned and operated by Revel Enterprises, Inc. Fqr example, not long ago cation. I obliged. He questioned me, major from Johannesburg, South someone called the city police on me and I frantically replied. Africa. No purchase necessary. Contest details posted in restaurant. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Drawing September 30, 1993 CONTINUED FROM PAGE A2 have already been discovered. Finally, and restricted their Constitutional the state's marijuana laws arc stupid rights. In doing so, they have brought to growing and selling marijuana to because they violate Constitutional their validity to govern into question. $1.99 escape poverty, have been made crimi- rights and they outlaw a crop that The citizens need to redeclare their Frisco Burger nals by state law. Others, including could decrease rural poverty. rights. Unfortunately, it took the kill- Laoa4 police, have lost their lives unneces- The state and national govern- ing of Shepherd to bring this issue Expires Sep 30.1993 sarily. Secondly, because it is illegal, ments have declared that Nature is into better public focus. marijuana technology has been grossly illegal and are fighting a war against undcrresearched, limiting the impor- their citizens to prove it. They have Jacob Owen =SE=P£TF endangered and killed their citizens Lexington tant medical, fuel and fiber uses that $1.49 Frisco Breakfast Sandwich CORRECTIONS UBB4 Expires Sept 30.1993 The outcome of the EKU-UK cross country meet Alice Andrews, national vice president of member- ZXraSSrr ship for Alpha Chi Omega sorority, is not an alumna of was incorrecUy reported in last week's Progress. Eastern Eastern's chapter. won the meet See Sports page B8 for details. 44 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, September 16, 1993 News PROGRESS CLASSIFIEDS Place classified ads before noon on Mondays. 52 for 10 words. Earn $25004 Free Spring Break Trips! GROUPS * CLUBS Sen Only eight Tripe & You Go FREE I Raise up to $500 $1500 in less than a Best Trips & Prices! 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By DeVorte Holt tions get frustrated because of all the entire campus,'' is the intent of the participants who are not affiliated with News editor red tape they have to do to get an event organizations for the school year. the university will also be required to scheduled or planned." The organizations will collaborate sign a form stating their name, where A late August retreat served as an She said the retreat gave the orga- to sponsor an Ebony Ball, a black they're from and how they can be opportunity for several minority orga- nizations an opportunity to acquaint family festival and at least one dance reached. nizations to re-evaluate their philan- themselves with the office staff and per year. Moore said the new policy was thropies and re-establish their roles in sidetrack the traditional waiting pro- The first event of the semester that implemented in order to address some the campus community. cedure of waiting for approval on all the organizations will collaborate of the negative altercations that have The retreat, sponsored by the Of- events by filling out the necessary in sponsoring is a dance in the Keen taken place at past dances. fice of Multicultural Student Services, papers early.. Johnson Ballroom. The dance will be "Just in case somebody gets into a was the first of its kind at the univer- Moore said a great deal of the held on Sept. 25 and will coincide with light and breaks something, we'll know sity and included leaders from all the retreat was spent on unity concerns Parents Day and the Austin Peay game. how to get in touch with them," Slates black Greek organizations, the Gospel within the campus community. The black Greek organizations will said. Ensemble and the Black Student She said the organizations noticed collaborate to sponsor an on-campus The new policy is limited to par- Union. a lack of unity in the minority commu- dance after every home football game. ties held on campus sites because of The lock-in at the Baptist Student nity on campus and has planned sev- A major change in the criteria for the university's campus jurisdiction. Center allowed the organizations to eral dances to help students become dances sponsored by any of the orga- Working in conjunction with pub- set goals and objectives for the 1993- familiar and comfortable with one nizations was also established at the lic safety to control the parties is one 94 school year and went over univer- another. retreat. aspect that will remain the same, but sity policies, procedures and paper- Moore said, "Working together in Any dances held on campus will the officers' roles at the parties has an work. the black community and also having cost university students S3 and all oth- added responsibility. Sandra Moore, the director of the an understanding that the activities ers S5. In addition to the established A body scan designed to detect vio- Office of Multicultural Student Ser- and events that are sponsored by the admission, partygoers will also be re- lent weaponson party attendants will be vices, said, "Quite often our organiza- black organizations are open to the quired to show identification. The used at the entrance of each party.

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'•> A6 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, September 16, 1993 News Taylor's Sporting Goods Students dissatisfied Fall Equinox Tuesday, Sept. 21 Tuesday will mwk this yew's Autumnal Equinox. An equinox Sweatshirts- T-shirts - Custom Greek Lettering occurs when the sun is directly above the""equator, in the r*i>rthern with Cafeteria changes United States, the sun is located about 50 degrees above the Plaques - Trophies - Custom Engraving southern horizon at noon. It rises almost exactly due east arid sets in the west. Both day and night are almost equally long alt By Brett Dunlap people would have to be paid to pre- Collags Park Canter Open 6 days a weak, 9 a.m. -7 p.m. 623-9517 Assistant news editor pare it, serve it and watch over it. over the Earth. We Accept Visa & Mastercard "Reducing the hours to just the University students are having prime eating hours helps us keep the problems with long lines and the way cost of the plans down, Hopkins said. they can use the meals they have al- Cassidy said there was a time when ready paid for. his card wouldn't go through at the Greg Hopkins, director of food ser- Martin Cafeteria. They told him he vices, said during these hard economic had to go to the board office to fix it A times food services has gone through its friend tried to put the meal on his card programs and made changes that will and couldn't best serve the students with the amount Hopkins said food services has a of space and money available. contract with the individual card holder Source: USA Today Weather Book One problem students have com to provide a certain number of meals a Progress/TIM BLUM Double decker bar .plained about the new system is they week to that person. Nightly Specials ■have to wait in long lines. "It's a security measure," he said. Hopkins said there are alternatives "This way someone else can't come to wailing in the line. He went through and use another person's meals with- Monday Night Football the cafeteria one day and told people out them knowing about it." POLICE BEAT to go through the salad bar, get a salad, Steve Mutter, who had a 20 meal s - Compiled by Brett Dunlap on big screen T.V. find a seat and eat it; then go through a-week plan, said he too had five or six the line to get their entree after the line meals left over by the end of Ihe week, The following reports have been FREE pizza from 9 p.m. - close tiled with the university's division of Sept. 7: has gone down. He said many people and food services wouldn't give them T—i—i—r—i—I—I—i—i—i—i—i—I—I—i—i—»—i—l—l«g*=P» chose to stay in line and wait to him. Public Safety: Orval R. Reeves. SO, Corbin. was He said Food Services is trying to. "It's ridiculous. I paid for those arrested and charged with driving under shorten the lines. They have separated meals and they won't give them tome," Aug. 24: the influence of alcohol. the Carbo Comer into a separate line. Mutter said. He went to Food Services, Adam J. DleboM. 19. Erlangcr. was Tracy Combs, 19, Dupree Hall, re- The Carbo Corner is an area where canceled his plan and got a refund. found guilty of alcohol intoxication. ported $19. in cash, was taken from her pasta, potatoes and stir-fry are made to Hopkins said if someone has a room. .order while the person wails. They number of meals left over, they should Aug. 31: Noelle Phelps. 18. Dupree Hall, re- have moved the fruits and desserts to a consider dropping down to a lower Albert B. Ridner. 23. Florence, ported SI29. in cash, was taken from her number of meals a week. He usually charges of driving under a suspended li- room. separate table away from the lines. cence were dismissed. Rodney Owsley, 26, Brockton, re- Think Quick He said the lines usually aren't too recommends students start at 10 meals ported someone stole his bicycle from the busy. Their biggest rush of people is a week and have a declining account. Sept. 1: Brockton area. ► CUFFS QUICK REVIEWS -* right after football practice at 4:30 Colonel Card, that can be used at the Orian C. Caldwell IV, 23. Somerset, Fountain Food Court. p.m. Before that the lines are rela- was found guilty of alcohol intoxication. Sept. 8: When you need help preparing for a test think Quick. Cliffs tively small, he said. Eastern is one of the few universi- The charge of indecent exposure was dis- George H. Mitchell II. 21. Martin Quick Reviews are the new study guides from the leader in Outside of problems with the way ties in this part of the country that has missed. Hall, was found guilty of alcohol intoxica- the cafeterias are structured, many stu- an open food services policy, he said. Michael T. Morgan. 22. Somerset, tion. study guides: Cliffs Notes. dents arc having problems with the Anyone can get a meal plan, cancel it, was found guilty of driving under the Wade R. Bedell. 19. Commonwealth Cliffs Quick Review guides are written to aid way they are allowed to use their meals. and pick it up again when they want it. influence of alcohol, and not guilty of Hall, was found guilty of possession of Casey Cassidy, board plan holder, Food Services can refund money in driving at night without headlights. marijuana, less than eight ounces. understanding of introductory college Jias 20 meals a week. He doesn't like the form ol'andecliningammni which Michael McQueen. 21. King Moun- Mark C. Claypoole. 18. Common- courses. They are perfect for use as general -the fact food services can tell him can be spent here at the university. tain, was found guilty of alcohol intoxica- wealth Hall, was found guilty of posses- course notes and for review before quizzes, when he can cat. He feels since he paid "We arc constantly reviewing the tion. sion of marijuana, less than eight ounces. midterms and finals. for the meals he should be allowed to way we conduct our services," Hopkins cat whenever he wants. said. "These hard economic times I.- c Sept. 3: Sept. 9: Do better in the classroom, and on papers "The way my schedule runs, I made us look at Ihe way we handle Mark llentley. 18. O'Donncll Hall, Carter Tucker. 24. Commonwealth and tests with Cliffs Quick Reviews. couldn't gel all of my meals in during things, and we feel the 500 scats we was arrested and charged with alcohol Hall, reported the windshield on his ve- ihe week," he said. "By the end of each currently havecan handle ihe 450CUS- intoxication. hicle was smashed while parked in the Van week, I had five or six meals leftover." lomcrs who have meal plans Hoosc parking lot. "If anyone has a soluiion wc will Sept. 6: Hopkins said the reason the meal Marty Wagner, Maitox Hall, reported Sept. 10: plans cost so little is the cafeterias are welcome ihcm with open arms," he someone broke the paper towel dispenser Anthony D. Tapscott. 21. Liberty. only open during the prime times for said. of the wall in the fourth floor bathroom was arrested and charged with an improper ^UNIVERSITY meals. It would be more expensive to "Wc will talk to them about any and threw it out the window. lane change and driving under the influ- JEBGDKSTORE keep the cafeterias open more. He said possible solution to help improve our ence of alcohol. more food would have to be bought. services." "OBOT80.78 l«»r Nt MW BKXOGV • CAICUIUS • CHEMISTRY • ECONOMICS • PHYSICS • STATISTICS With this, you With these, you can save for years, can save right now

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■ Faculty senate meets, the next meeting, which takes place B. Pack of Lou is vi lie and Gail Howard from both daily and non-daily news- discusses proposal Oct4. Pack of Wallins. Funeral services papers from colleges and universities 'ill g %* —By Brett Dunlap were held at the Wallins Christian across the nation. for campus child care Church. Of the forty Finalists, 15 will re- —By DeVone Holt ceive national Pacemakers, which is Home of Monday Night Comedy Caravan On Monday, the Faculty Senate the collegiate equivalent to the Pulitzer met to discuss future child care and ■ Student commits Prize. 150 East Main imerit pay benefits. A report presented suicide in Million Park ■ Progress named The national winners will be an- by Dominick Han concluded a three- nounced at the ACP/CMA College year study on the way each depart- national Pacemaker Media Convention Oct. 28 - 31 in TONIGHT ment gives out its merit pay. A university student died Sept. 1 finalist by ACP Dallas. The report was accepted by the of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in The newspapers were judged by Live WKQQ remote senate in order to be discussed and Richmond's Million Park. media professionals from newspapers debated, in detail, at a later date. Scott E. Pack, 21, formerly of The Eastern Progress has been across the nation. featuring JoAnna Dickey brought forth a pro- Wall ins, Ky. was pronounced dead by named a national Pacemaker Finalist This is the fourth year the Progress posal to bring child care to the faculty. Madison County Coroner, Embry by the Associated Collegiate Press and has been named a regional award win- the S & S Tire Pop-A-Shot The proposal was amended to include Curry, after shooting himself in the the Newspaper Association of ner. mouth with a .22 caliber rifle. staff and students. America. —By Susan Gayle Reed 100 wings all night This proposal will be discussed at Survivors include his father Ervin Twenty finalists were selected FALL FEST *.... 1993 Meditation chapel Plaza September 21st 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. FAST FREE DELIVERY SPONSORED BY STUDENT SENATE 624-8600 BEST DEALS ON CAMPUS FREE GARLIC BUTTER & PEPPERS ONE 14" $4.99 LARGE PLUS TAX Mi (ONE TOPPING) FREE GARLIC BUTTER & PEPPERS ONE 14" LARGE $5.98 Mi (TWO TOPPINGS) PLUS TAX RESERVE TABLES FREE GARLIC BUTTER & PEPPERS Organization. ONE 18" Number of Tables. MONSTER $8.98 fetzA PLUS TAX r^ Number of Chairs (CHEESE) Return this, along with $10 fee, to the Student ^ FREE GARLIC BUTTER & PEPPERS Senate office, Powell 132, by NOON Sept. 17. -y ANY TWO LARGE SUBS AND A TWO LARGE DRINKS $7.98 Mi A PLUS TAX LIMITED TIME ONLY A8 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, September 16, 1993 News \i \h vs DIS( (>i \ i SHOF-S

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NAME ome involved, dedicate LOCAL ADDRESS. yourself to nffnteTT | PHONE PLAY AND WINI Complete the list and be Ifarencel a winner of $250 in prizes and gift certificates AID The Eastern Progress, Thursday, September 16, 1993 News COLLEGE SSS COLLEGE SSS COLLEGE EQUITY: Coaches question equality within women's sports CONTINUED FRQM FRONT PAGE Need Money logic behind some things taking place "The two scholarsh ips were shaved in women's athletics," he said. "This from the smallest women' s teams, and licr concept really stresses me out" " Martha Mullins told me this uni- track has the best performance record For College? But Mullins said Erdmann is not of any, yet they were taking from them correct in his assessment of women's versity Is committed to funding to provide for a new team. How is that sports at the university. equitable?" he said. "There is no tier," she said. "I may certain women's sports at the Lichty said though he has nothing have said that could possibly be a way against golf, if the purpose was to Lack of funds is no longer a of looking at things in the future, but highest level possible... fy bring more opportunities for more wc do not have a tier." women at less cost, swimming should legitimate excuse for not Mullins said across the nation, —Coach Rick Erdmann have been chosen instead. attending College! basketball and volleyball arc treated "If they were interested in offering with more interest by most schools. opportunity to more women, how could For more information on privately funded scholarships write: Also, when the OCR did its research, they choose golf over swimming if Scholarship Research Services women's track was not considered as 41 everything else was equal?" he said. P.O. Box 4035 much because the spoils were com- There Is no tier. I may have said "We fought since the day it was pared w i th male counterparts, not ncc- dropped to reinstate swimming. We Pittsburgh KS 66762 c uariry against other women's sports. that could possibly be a way of care." We match interests, skills and abilities with scholarships. "Most of this is the result of the Lichty said it was frustratin Title IX review," she said. "As far as looking at things In the future ..." watching the administration try to fi I COLLEGE SSS COLLEGE SSS COLLEGE ihc OCR is concerned, they're inter- someone who was interested incoach- ested in gender equity between the ing women's golf when he was sexes." —Associate athletic director Martha Mullins chomping at Ihc bit to coach swim- Assistant track coach Tim Moore mers. LITTLE PROFESSOR said equity problems exist not only said. "I know there's been a percep- funded as much as they probably "Wc want to do it; the others with scholarship funding butalso with tion for a long time that volleyball should be. didn't," he said. "I'd have danced in BOOK CENTER facilities. receives special consideration, as far "I don't know what the problem is the streets and done it in a heartbeat." The women's basketball team has Lichty also said he feels he wasn't WE HELP FIND THE BOOKS as the tier concept, but knowing our here," she said. "Institutions of com- YOU LOVE" received a new locker room. The vol- budget, what wc have to give UD in parable sb.c arc being funded much given a fair shot at proposing the swim leyball team moved into the old order to gain things, that sends a signal better. Maybe the commitment to ath- team to the athletic committee. women's basketball locker room that to me that that is not the case here." letics here has changed." "I wrote the athletic administra- New York Times Hardcover has been renovated for them. Women's basketball coach Larry When the university was found in tion and 1 asked to be invited to the "Our women don't even have a Joe Inman agreed. non-compliance with OCR standards committee meeting, but Martha locker room," Moore said. "Our "I would think that most programs in 1983, a women's swim team was Mullins said I was not welcome and Bestseller List women dress out in their dorms." would be funded pretty equally. We're introduced. The team was axed three could not attend because I'd add un- VollcyhallcoachGcriPolvinosaid not funded as much as I would like as years later, though, along with the due influence on the committee," without studying other teams' budgets a coach. There arc no frills," he said. men's team, which was begun in 1932 Lichty said. "The athletic administra- FICTION she could not say whcthcrall women's "But we're funded, I would think, for "financial reasons." tors plain simply did not do their home- teams arc provided for proportionally. fairly representative within the realm Coach of both teams, Dan Lichty, work." 1. Without Remorse, ciancy.T. "When wc sec the basketball team of women's basketball." said he did not understand how the Lichty, as well as a Progress re- traveling on a bus and we're taking Polvino said she thinks Mullins university could feel in compliance porter, was prevented from attending 2. The Bridges of Madison County, waller, R. vans or when wc sec track competing and the department tries to be lair with this ycar'sOCR regulations when the meeting. in the national championships, some- across the board with all sports, but no new opportunities for women were "If I said that, I don't remember," 3. Vanished, stcci. D. times it seems that way to us," she that she doesn't think any of them arc really added. Mullins said. "If I did say that, it must 4. Streets of Laredo, McMuny. L. have been in the context that it wasn't that kind of meeting. Wc were evalu- 5. The Client, Orisham, J. What the athletes say ating information gathered by our own 6. Like Water For Chocolate, Baqurvei, L. "Since Title IX, what's probably happening in sports, it there is any difference at all, is members." Mullins said she felt that she,Coach 7 The Night Manager, LcCarrc, J. that it is still something new and there may be a little bit of drag time. I think maybe Roy Kiikl and the committee mem- track is neglected some. It seems like as far as anything extra, maybe they're some- bers had all necessary information. 8. The Shining Ones, Eddings, D. what neglected. "The mooting was not to present B. or add data or to make a pitch," she 9. Pigs In Heaven, Kingsoivcr, "If there is any inequity with women's sports, as far as how they are treated and said. 10. Pleading Guilty, Turow. s. funded. I'm sure in time everything will work out." This year's OCR report requires —Natalie Guerrera, Volleyball Ihc university to evaluate its program and ' formally assess students' inter- collegiate athletics interests and abili- NONFICTION "I feel that track and cross country, we have nothing, no locker rooms or anything. ties" beginning this year. Basketball and volleyball have way more than we do. We've won OVC track and cross Robert Baugh, dean of the Col- 1. Women Who Run With The Wolves, Estcs, c lege of Health and Physical Recre- country for the past 10 or 11 years in a row now, but we're definitely treated on a ation and chair of the athletic com- 2. Listening To Prozac, Kramer, p. lower level. We prove ourselves running every year, but it doesn't make any differ- mittee, said he submitted a proposal 3. Exbraced By The Light, Eadte, B ence." by the OCR's Aug. 15 deadline lo 4. Maybe (Maybe Not), Fuighum.R. —Sunshine Wilson, Track Conduct a student interest and ability survey. 5. Reengineering The Corporation, Hammer, M. "Il will not likely go lo every stu- "I really haven't looked into it much, but it seems pretty balanced. We have to work as dent on campus because of the ex- 6. The Way Things Ought To Be, Limbaugh, R. pense," he said. "Il will be large a team to get what we need for ourselves, instead of it being given to us, so I don't 7. Care Of the Soul, Moore, T. think we get any preferential treatment." OlKMlgh lo get an adequate sample and a good representation across the board 8. The Fifties, Halbcrslam, D. —Maisha Thomas, basketball of the total student population." 9. Girl, Interpreted, Kayscn. s. Y•SSSSSSSS/S//SSSS/SSSSSSSSSA When we lost our coach this summer, Eastern hardly put in any money to look for a / 10. Mama Makes Up Her Mind, whiic, B. new coach. They were looking basically for somebody to drive us around to our ' matches. Luckily, our men's coach was nice enough to take over our team because he We reach E.K.U. I /A didn't want to see that happen to us. I see more of it going on in men's sports, but I like no one else. I I 623-0522 don't know if I really see women's sports putting any team more ahead of another. THE EASTERN Some of them get practice uniforms and things like that, but I think the tennis courts Mon. - Sat. 10 a.m. - 9 p,m, PROGRESS could really stand to be resurfaced." 1 Sun. 12:30 p.m. - 6 p.m. —Kim Weiss, Tennis 428 Richmond Mall r ssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Advertise in RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS THE PROGRESS * BE A LEADER IN A

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By Brett Dunlap have their name the word on how important this race people to work with than some people will meet Monday, Sept. 20 ■ Assistant nsws editor placed on the bal- is," he said. "Their next judge is going I have to work with as a lawyer. lot. The next Dis- to be elected from a write-in vote." "Students, I have found, are a lot at 3:30 in Donovan 122. Jcffcry Walson has always con- trict Judge for that He said since this happened in more receptive, they ask questions and I: sidered that someday he might be- division will be August, he has had a very short time to they are not antagonistic about it" ■: come a judge. That day might come the candidate re- get organized. He has had to get his He knows he won't be able to get If you want to get experience - sooner than he first thought ceiving the high- law practice in order so he could have around to everyone in the county by The part-time member of est number of time to go out and campaign. Walson the time of the election, but he hopes to in the advertising field Eastern's faculty hat announced his write-in votes at "I think 'grass roots' sound cli- get out and meet as many people as intention to be a write-in candidate for the Nov. 2 general election. ched and corny to some," he said. "But possible. He would like to go around stop by to learn more or District Judge of the 1st Division, 25th "I didn't even consider running this has to be a 'grass roots' thing the university and talk to some people Judicial District, which covers all of against Judge Adams in the May pri- where people are talking about it who live here in Richmond and get Madison and Clark County. mary,'' Walson said. "Then the seat "This is not a name recognition their support. I call Dr. Everett at 622-1878 Walson teaches LAS 301, a Real became vacant, and I wouldn't be run- race, because no name is going to Walson said he is looking to win- Estate Law course in the legal studies ning against an incumbent so I felt like appear on the ballot." ning this election, and getting a five- program of the Department of Gov- I had a chance." If he gets elected, he hopes he can year term under his belt. He'll seek re ernment. Walson says there hasn't been any continue to teach. He said it is really election and hold on to the position for MttftMMM What makes his campaign so in- bad surprises in his campaign. His something he enjoys doing. He has to a while and see where it takes him. teresting is he didn't even consider family has been very supportive, and constantly work under an adversarial "I think for any attorney who has a running for district judge until the be- he has them working hard on his cam- system of being a lawyer day after dedication to the law, being a judge is I Taco + a Beer = $1 ginning of August. paign. He has gone out to events and day. Teaching is a nice break from his something that crosses their mind," he Judge Julia Adams, who currently met with people and he has been train- everyday life. said. "Because of this opportunity it Every Tues. from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. holds the position, was appointed by ing people to go out and educate others "It'snice to getaway from that and has made me think long and hard about Gov. Jones to be Circuit Judge. Since on how the write-in vote system works. come to Eastern one night a week, and it and I decided I would like to be and 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. Adams did not withdraw from the race "I've really been concentrating on encounter people who are well to just district judge. for district judge by the Aug. 3 dead- getting people who are not particu- sit there and listen to what you have to "I believe I'm ready and equipped line, no other candidate could file to larly involved in politics to help spread say," he said. "Students are a lot nicer to do the job." Student Commonwealth lobby Specials m*. 0 $2.49 flooded by boiler Corner of First JJ. and Water St. By Brett Dunlap pingand vacuuming using dry/wet vacs. OMMOMMMMMMO Assistant news editor Parsons said they had about four vacs going at once. One got so overloaded f ™ " BEST VALUABLE COUPON - — — — -| Steve Parsons was in his apartment and hot they had to turn it off. Parsons Saturday night at 10:40 p.m. when he said the problem was located in the heard loud banging sounds. He knew mechanical room, to which they didn't serious water pressure problems were have a key. They called public safety and going to occur. got them to open up that room so they BMW! $ He called public safety and told them could redirect the water flow outside. something big was about to happen. At "If public safety hadn't let us in our around 11 p.m., Parsons sakl his assistant lobby.my office and the elevators would OH« .

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CONTINUED FROM FRONT PAGE has misgivings about the petition. will be under one department chair in- ^ don't know what's happening stead of two." had told me and those people were kind with the petition," MacLaren said. "I Dean of Social and Behavioral Sci- enough to sign it," Laird said. can't speak about the petition because ences Vance Wisenbaker said the social The petition, which has already been I've only seen it in passing" science-history merger is going well, sent to Enzic, questioned the way the College of Arts and Humanities dean due in part to the retreat his college held college proceeded with the restructur- Dan Robinette said the humanities-for- last week to enhance the process. ing. Laird said. eign language assimilation is proceed- "We have about six faculty com- 'Those who signed the letter thought ing as well as possible. mittees working on it," Wisenbaker said. the decision to merge natural science "It's going nicely, no problems," "We're working things out Everything and geology was premature and thought Robinette said. "We're having depart- is on or ahead of schedule." there should have been more dialogue mental meetings to make sure we work Despite the trouble NAT had get- between the department and the col- everything out." ting to this stage of the process, Batch lege," Laird said. Robinette said despite the fact that said he thinks the worst part is over. "We just thought it was prema- his college is losing a department there "I don't anticipate any problems." ture," Laird said. "Some of us might will be no change in courses offered by Batch said. "I just want to make sure have popped into Enzie's office and the revamped Arts and Humanities. that we've got all the policies set up so given our opinions." "We will have all the same courses," there will be no discrimination against However, MacLaren said he also Robinette said, "it just that now they any faculty." Banned books on display

Progress/BOBBIJO SHIELDS in ll nTaTV Since Stateland Lot has been open, few students have taken advantage of its 350 parking spots. J SAFETY: Parking spaces taken, zones changed **«■■■• ««««"i«t A display of banned or challenged CONTINUED FROM FRONT PAGE ing their buses and all the maintenance option of parking in the newly com- books has been set up in the university that didn't get done over the summer pleted Stateland Lot across the East- Crabbe Library to help focus the cam- dotted line be put there so people real- will have to wait until the bus drivers em Bypass from Roy Kidd Stadium. pus' attention on national Banned ize it is a two-lane road and not just a get time to make the changes. This facility holds 350 cars and is Books Week. parking lot. Johnson said he also recommended designated as general parking. The celebration, sponsored by the Jo/.efowicz said he thinks arrows me parking spaces in front of Brockton Anyone with a valid campus park- American Library Association, is fo- painted on the road will make for a apartments 200 to 400 be returned to ing permit in any zone may park there. cused on citizens' freedom to read and better solution in this case than a cen- its former 2C designation rather than Jozefowicz said the Stateland Lot is observed by libraries and bookstores ter line, since the area is actually a B for residence hall parking. hasnot been used much since ilopencd. nationwide Sept 25-Oct. 2. parking lot, too. Only Brockton residents may park He said the reason is probably the Catherine Lee, a university refer- Jozefowicz said the arrows have in 2C. Last year, students who lived in longer walk from the perimeter of cam- ence librarian, said although many not yet been painted, and a parking residence halls frequently parked in pus to the lot. other libraries have lists of banned space that he and Johnson discussed the spaces between the two rows of "Some students have told me they books, the university doesn'tban books removing on Kit Carson near the Brockton apartments, and the Brockton spent 45 minutes looking for a parking for readership. Bcglcy Building has not yet been re- residents would have to park else- space for class," Jozefowicz said. "My feeling is that libraries are moved either. where. "They could park and walk to any- here to offer books to the public, even Jozefowicz said all the road paint- Residents may still park in the lot where on campus in 45 minutes." if they are banned," Lee said. ing and parking lot maintenance done behind the Brockton apartments as it He said that once students start Lee said there is no state federal on campus is done by the bus drivers is still designated as zone B. parking in the Stateland Lot, the shuttle program designed to ban books, but hired by the university. Residents who are upset at having bus will be including a stop there in its most libraries have its own procedure The bus drivers are now busy driv- so many spaces taken do have the regular rounds. set up when a book is challenged. DON'T GET STUCK

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Just outside of Yellowstone National Park In Wyoming Is this scenic valley photographed by Dr. Branson.

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evolution of man. "It's difficult to get Nature calls Branson (a book) accepted," Branson said, explaining to write, photograph that the costs of publica- tion make it prohibitive for editors to publish By Chad est magazine article, WANTED! "America's Biggest Liz- many books. Williamson ards" in the May/June issue He says that the best Original poems, Accent editor of Reptile and Amphibian advice he can offer to short stories Magazine. writers is to "learn how Toss out almost any This intense fascination to read carefully." The progress is seeking topic or idea to Dr. Branley with nature also finds its "Study the technique original poems (20 lines Branson, and he says that way into his travel pieces, and mechanics of English or less) and short (really he will find something language, and keep a Short, 500 words or as well the changes humans about it that he can write. make to an area over time, good dictionary and less) stories by students handbook of English us- for publication in a future "I'm interested in damn often seen in destruction of edition of the Progress. near everything," Branson the environment. age," he said. Submit your endeavors said. "I try to explain what "You need to be a to: His interest in virtual 1 y people sec behind the beau- good observer of human anything has allowed tiful scenery," he said. nature and its surround- The Eastern Progress Branson to become a pro- Branson's travels have ings," he added. C/o Chad Williamson lific writer of over 1.000 sent him across the Ameri- He al so said that writ- 117 Donovan Annex articles on a variety of sub- cas into Canada, Mexico, ers shouldn't be discour- jects in his40 years of writ- Alaska, and Central and PROGRESS/Jay Angei aged by rejection. "If I Submissions should be had all the rejection slips Submitted photo typed or neatly written ing. South America. His travel Asa biologist, Branson pieces have been published I've gotten, I could wall- and must include Dr. Branley Branson has spent the past 40 paper the walls of this The Mills River in Oregon is one of the many author's name and said that much of his inter- in over 200 national publi- years writing about his travels and Interests. areas of the western United States written about phone number. est lies in natural history, cations, including "Sports floor. Remember that the by Dr. Branson. and, more specifically, Afield," "House Beautiful" competition is intense, DEADLINE: human's interactions with and several airline in-flight camera might see them. Branson is currently but once you get pub- Monday. Oct. 4 nature. magazines, as well as pub- Branson said that his submiuing to editors a pair lished the first lime it "I'm interested in man lishing photos in "National favorite form of nonfiction of book-length nonfiction makes it easier the sec- Inside in nature as pan of nature, Geographic." is the personal essay. "It's manuscripts. "Desert Notes ond time." with his results almost al- Photography has always the most difficult to write from a Lost Tribesman" He said to appreciate Milestone photos ways being negative," he been one of his strongest because you have to trans- discusses man's interactions the difficulty of what they to be taken today said. interests, Branson said, and late what you felt about will the Northwest desert, do. "Anyone who thinks Nature and animals is he said that he often views something to the reader," while "The Seamless Web" writing is easy has a boll and tomorrow. he said. is a scries of essays on the loose." See PREVIEW, the basis of Branson's lat- things in terms of how a B2.

"The Real McCoy" not real entertaining. See ARTS, B3. Student balances Professor finds "Hour of Paradise" schedule, flag football. See By Shannon Conley passage just struck me for PEOPLE, B4. Staff writer some reason and stayed with me. "Do you know that I'm beginning to like "I' d been thinking about Phi Delta Theta Have you ever dreamed the Everly Brothers? I've always said that of writing your own book? different things and people, to host and it kind of seems that I abhor country music, but they're "Woodystock." Many of us have, but so few of us actually get you can see that pattern ev- different It's all Elvis' fault I Just couldn't See ACTIVITIES, around to attempting the erywhere; everyone seems B5. feat. to have that hour in para- resist 'Blue Suede Shoes' or 'Heartbreak An Eastern professor. dise.bul you don't stay there Golfer Dr. Robert Witt, has suc- very long. Hotel.' n determined to ceeded in his dream after "I'd had these ideas in -Robert Witt fulfill dream. See just publishing his first my mind for a while and SPORTS, B7. novel, "Hour in Paradise." never really thought about The novel is set in the writing a novel about it, but late '50s and is centered about a year ago it all started HOURIN around a college sopho- to come together," Witt said. more named Paul Smart In addition to the novel, who comes from a troubled Witt has published many scholarly articles and text- PARADISE Did you know? home and is transferred from his former school, books. ■ Today is "Stay where he was unhappy, to He has written two books <^3> Robert W. Witt Away from Seattle the fictitious Princeton Col- on Ben Johnson and Shakespeare's sonnets and Day," observed lege in Princeton, Ky. At the new college, three plays: "Dark Corners," worldwide, except Paul finds a place to belong "Rocking Chair" and in Seattle, Wash., and makes real friends, and Jocasta's View: A Drama in in a sense becomes happy Two Acts." to give America's Wiu has taught at East- "Best Place to for the first time. The novel is written as a Submitted photo em for 20 years. Heattended Georgetown College in Live" a break from series of letters sent home Dr. Robert Witt has also written three plays. the influx of by the main character. Georgetown, Ky. and re- of paradise for the country," ceived his Master's degree people moving Witt takes the title from a passage in Milton's said Witt. to the realism. He did ex- at the University of Missis- Into the area. "Paradise Lost," which "In the late '50s, they tensive research for the sippi, where he also taught reads "Thou never from were losing that (sense of book, which included old for five years. that hour in Paradise/ peace) because of Sputnik newspapers and, predomi- "Hour in Paradise" is Next week Found'st either sweet re- and the arms race with Rus- nantly. old issues of Time currently available at the past, or sound repose..." sia and worsening racial ten- magazine. campus bookstore. Agriculture "I set the story in the sions, so in essence, we were "I'd been thinking Joseph Beth Booksellers ' 50s, because that period is losing that hour of paradise." about this subject since I in Lexington Green and generally perceived as a Witt refers to news studied that passage in Little Professor in the Rich- time of relative peace and events and happenings 'ParadiseLost' in graduate mond Mall have several prosperity, kind of an hour throughout the book to add school," said Witt. 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H Recordsmlth Top 10 1. John KMtanoamp. "Human WhMto" 2.10 Foot Pole. "Fuel to keep us cooT B3 3. Breeders, "last Sptash" 4. Lenny Kraviu, "Are you gonna go my way" 5. Garth Brooks. 'In Pieces' 6. Scartace. "The world is yours" 7. Cracker. "Kerosene Hat" 8. Lilian Axe, "Psychoschizophrefiia" 8. BiNy Joel. "River of Dreams' Thursday, September 16,1993 10 Liz Phair, "Exile in GuyvMe' Doug Rapp. Arts editor Faculty October movie exhibit release provokes dates set emotion By Doug Rapp Arts Editor By Heather Gozzard Staff writer While this summer movies were dominated by dinosaurs, Memphis As the school year is off and run- lawyers and Seattle insomniacs, there' s ning, an autumn theme was evident in no guessing who will dominate at the several paintings displayed in the Fac- box office this fall. Richard Deane used acrylic for Can you hear me Dad? You Oct. 1: "For Love Or Money," ulty Biennial An Exhibit. have a great granddaughter." Ron Isaacs, who worked with stars Michael J. Fox as Doug Ireland, acrylic on birch concierge in a sleek New York hotel. plywood, cre- Ireland dreams of owning his own ated "Common hotel someday, but when he has to Knowledge." Art Review babysit his investor's striking young The work had mistress, he makes the mistake of fall- numbers and ing in love. letters above "Malice," starring Alec Baldwin pictures of baby and Nicole Kidman, is an erotic noir animals. thriller about medical malpractice, a One stu- love triangle and betrayal. "Malice," dent. Dawn Michael, who was review- was previously known as "Damages," ing the show, felt that Isaacs was try- and "Bodily Harm." ing to get the message that every child "A Bronx Tale," stars Robert was unique by using all the animals. DcNiro in acoming-of-age story set in "He incorporated the school theme 1960's New York. DcNiro will be with the fact that every person is dif- making his feature directorial debut ferent, and that is what made the pic- Progress/ BOBBI JO SHIELDS with this film. ture memorable," said Michael. Oct. 8: "Fatal Instinct," is a spoof Other works of Isaacs include Philip Harris created "Day Lily" for the Faculty Biennial exhibit. of film noir thrillers involving a detec- "Mid-July,""Good Intention,""black- tive/lawyer and three femme fatalcs in bird," and "White." cross with a whirlpool in the middle exposed. The photograph showed grass, contemporary Los Angeles. Directed "5 O'clock Shadow," by Darryl and a man falling toward the pool. leaves and flowers with the sun shining Betsy Kurtzinger photographed "Unfitted. by Carl Reiner, "Fatal Instinct," stars Halbrooks, had plastic forks, knives Ears were on cither side of the pool through, but were overlapped with Armand Assantc, Scan Young and and spoons painted orange, blue and and a phone was underneath it. aerosol cans and paint thinners. Shcrilyn Fenn. gray. His main work featured shad- Michael felt that Spears was send- Other works in the gallery include "Demolition Man," starsSylvester ows falling off trees. ing a message that people who accept Philip Harris' "Belt bracelet," "Hum- Upcoming Exhibits Stallone and Wesley Snipes in this "Apparition at Storage Unit #278" Christ feel that they develop an ability mingbird Pin," and "Mesa Verdi Sky futuristic action thriller involving an also interested mc. Halbrooks put the to talk to God no matter what. Pastel," Esther Randall's bronze ex- ex-cop who is called upon to help find Virgin Mary in front of a weaponry Richard Deane's painting, "Can a mass murderer on a rampage in an hibit, Joe Molinaro's porcelain pieces Oct. 4-28 Culture Festival storage unit. you Hear Mc Dad? You have a Great and other pieces by Richard Adams, E. otherwise peaceful Los Angeles. " I felt that he was giving the Granddaughter," moved me because Carroll Hale II, Donald Dewey and Jeff Jensen, Sculpture/Drawings Oct. 15: 'The Philadelphia Ex- message that war happens, but Mary the painting showed a man walking on Tim Glot/bach. periment 2,"thc follow-up to the 1984 or someone close to Christ is watching a road with the sunset behind him. I Nov. 1-23 Yuko Fuchlgaml, Painting/Papermaking science fiction time travel adventure, over the Earth," said Michael. felt that he was talking to the heavens Toi Ungkavatanapong, Wall, Pieces involves Nazi Germany winning Karen Spears worked with char- and telling his father that his grand- The Faculty Biennial Exhibit is in World War II and ruling the world coal and colors. Her drawings in- daughter had just been bom. the Giles Gallery in the Campbell Dec. 5-15 BFA Show * with a fascist government. cluded crosses with different items Betsy Kurzinger showed photo- Building until Sept. 30. Gallery hours "Fearless," stars Jeff Bridges as a surrounding them. graphs in the exhibition. arc 9:15 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on week- successful architect who survives a "Another Sense," depicted a red One looked like it had been double days and 2 to 5 p.m. on Sundays. deadly plane crash and ends up leav- ing his wife for a fellow survivor who lost her son in the crash. Based on the novel by Rafael Yglesias, this movie also stars IsabcllaRossallini and Rosie Perez. 'The Real McCoy/ doesn't entertain "Body Snatchers," is the second remake of "Invasion of the Body By Chad Williamson can't be solely credited to the siars, all is that cither is funnier than "The Real Snatchers," the classic science fiction Accent editor who work hard to be either good or McCoy." story about extraterrestrial pod people bad (there are no shades of gray to Director Russell Mulcahcy was assuming the identities of innocent You almost have to feel sorry for characters in this movie). Instead, all responsible for many of music videos humans. This version stars Meg Tilly, Kim Basingcr. lynchings should be directed toward of Ihc early 80s lor such bands as Terry Kinney and Forest Whitakcr. First, her "Vicki Vale" character the screenwriters and the director. I)uran Duran. Oct. 22: "Judgment Night," stars doesn't return in "Batman Returns." The credit (or blame) for the When taking "The Real McCoy" Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding Jr. Next, she is sued for $8.9 million screenplay goes to William Davics into consideration and thinking about as young men who get caught in a bad because she broke a verbal contract and William Osbomc, also writers for it along with the "Highlander" movies Chicago neighborhood and have to for not appearing in the movie "Box- "Stopor My Mom Will Shoot!" (that and the Dcn/.cl Washington vehicle fight for their lives. ing Helena," and she subsequently has should give you an idea of what to "Ricochet," though, it makes it obvi- "Mr. Jones," features Ric hard C Sere to file bankruptcy. expect). They take so long to get to the ous that Mulcahcy cannot direct any- in this romantic comedy drama about Then, to add insult to injury, she actual break-in that you don't actually thing more than four minutes long. a manic-depressive who is mistaken appears in "The Real McCoy." care if they succeed or noL The caper movie is expected to for a schizophrenic. He falls in love Basingcr plays Karen McCoy, who be given a certain amount of leverage with a psychiatrist who eventually Not helping anything is the heavy, because it is by definition a cliched has just spent six years for attempting Photo courtesy of UNIVERSAL PICTURES brutal sense that many scenes take. cures him. Mr. Jones was directed by to rob an Atlanta bank. Like every form of movie. Mike Figgis and also stars Lena Olin. J.T. Walsh, a hapless and dim-witted as the limits of the movie will allow Kilmer alone gets the few laughs that other recently-released criminal in a are in the movie, and there arc two "The Real McCoy" doesn't even Oct. 29: Look for "The Fantastic movie, she is forced back into a life of small-lime crook who wants McCoy her to be. Four," which is based on the charac- to help him get into the big time. Kilmer has made an impressive gratuitous scenes where Basingcr is use its cliches well. It loads up on crime, this time by the man who set her brutally beaten by her parole officer. unexciting situations and uninterest- ters from the Marvel Comics line. Also, up for a failed robbery six years ago. Basinger, as drop-dead beautiful list of screen credits recently ("The look for the "Return of the Living Doors," "Thunderheart"), but here his Desperately needed was a much ing characters and drags out every- He kidnaps her son to force her to as ever, has become a good actress Dead 3." despite herself and her choice of mov- talent is underplayed so badly that it lighter lone. Instead, the writers al- thing until you're bored with a high- attempt to rob the same bank she was most seem intent to mishmash the silly risk bank robbery." The Real McCoy" Other movies scheduled for Octo- arrested for breaking into to begin ies (docs anyone remember "The Mar- isn't even visible. All he is given to do ber release include"Robocop 3," "The rying Man" or "Cool World?"), and is to smile and act goofy. "The Great Muppet Caper" wiih the is the ultimate popcorn movie— the with. grim "Reservoir Dogs." The problem popcorn is the most enjoyable thing. 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Tuesday: Men's and women's soccer will meet at 9 p.m. in Begley 156 Racquetball: Free play from Thursday, September 16, 1993 5:30 to 10 p.m. everyday Selena Woody, Activities editor Behind the Wheel: Mini-cars answer need for speed By Jason VanOver Staff writer

If you're out and about and look- ing for something to do, try some- thing different Try Krazy Kaits Fam- ily Fun Park. The fast track lover will be com- pletely satisfied with this miniature version of the Autobahn. I guess the only difference I could find is that the Autobahn won't have a miniature golf course located next to it in the near future. These S 1/2 horsepower carts will take you for a whirl when you fust slide in behind the steering wheel and press on the pedal. But before you're off on the ride of your life, there are the courteous em- ployees there to assist you with the rules and regulations of the track. Remember "No Bumping.'' Reaching top speeds of a generous 20 miles per hour, you could be more Progress/JIM OUIGGINS than impressed with the handling ca- Steve Taulbee, above, hopes pabilities of these mini-stock cars. to add a miniature golf course I had no problem making the hair- to the activities at Krazy Karts pin turns in my bat-out-of-hell car. Family Fun Park, which And the 1,150-foot raceway can't be Includes a quarter-mile race denied as a respectable track for any track. go-can connoisseur. If you ask me, the only thing it needs is an overpass. Theowner, Steve Taulbee, wasn't those plans. park for your enjoyment iature golf course sometime this fall. At $3.50 a ride, Krazy Karts is a Krazy Karts Family Fun Park is lo- limitinghimsclf to only go-carts, when When you ride the Krazy Karts, In the future, he's adding a minia- The park also has a children's go- possible idea for something to do, cated 4 1/2 miles south of Richmond on he opened for business on June 8. you may notice the piles of din and the ture golf course and some other good- can course so the little ones to rev their when you're not cramped in your the right side of U.S. 25. He had plans for the small busi- work equipment. ies for the younger crowd. engines up while you race away on the room studying for the test the next The park begins its speedy fun at 3 ness and is beginning to work on That's Taulbee adding on to his fun Krazy Karts hopes to open its min- tracks. day. p.m. daily. Women's rugby has hookers, 'Woodystsock' iron bodies, strong hearts to rock By Emily Leath gram started in the spring of 1992 and "They are great They'll always Richmond Staff writer is still building, according to Hale. help us," Hale said. Dues are $20 per semester, which Although the same rules and ob- .T^BB One standing on either side, April will be used to purchase uniforms. The jectives apply to both sexes. Hale said 1 Saturday and Virginia wrap their arms around women practice three times a week, there are differences. Andrea's waist She puts her arms from 3:30 to 5:30 p.m. and play on "The guys can get out of control. By Selena Woody over the women's shoulders as they Saturdays. Girls aren't that violent" she said. Activities editor lift her up and test her for the scrum They will travel to University of "We'll joke around with the other teams down. Dayton Oct. 2 and host Ohio Univer- out on the field." The spirit of the '60s will live again "Yep, you're a hooker," Virginia sity, Marshall and Bowling Green State The games are played in two non- this weekend, thanks to the work of the tells Andrea. University in the EKU Tournament stop 25-minuic halves. $ Phi Delta Thctas, the Intrafratemity "You don't care to have bruises, Oct. 16. Its fall campaign concludes "You aren't allowed to sub," Hale j|.lKnaW Council and Panhcllcnic Council. do you?" April asks the newest re- Nov. 11 with Dayton and possibly Uni- said. "You can'tcomcout unless you're "Woodystock" is a joint effort of cruit. versity of Tennessee. hurt" these groups to bring the Greeks to- Even though she passed the test Although it is the second most But strong hearts and iron bodies gether with the college and local com- Andrea is still leery. popular sport in the world, behind soc- are not requirements. munities. "I'll have to see exactly what this cer, only 15 girls are currently on the "We're not too serious," Hale said. The concert will feature the classic is all about.'' team. "In some games, one team will say, and modem music of Yellow Dye #5 Although it may seem like a cast- "It's frustrating because it's never 'We're out of breath,' and the other and Thumper and the Plaid Rabbits. ing call for a second-rate, low budget the same people at the same time at will say, 'We are, too,' so the pace will Phi Delt president Bobby Creek said movie, it is all about rugby. practices," Hale said. "We're having to slow down, and we'll walk the ball up that the organizers of the concert arc The EKU women's rugby team teach the same things over and over." and down the field." ^L._ ■r hoping that it can become an annual begins its fourth season Sept 25 at It is safe to assume most women Hale dismissed one myth regard- event in Richmond. Marshall University. Captain V irginia have never heard of positions like loose ing the sport" Creek said that they arc looking for Hale, a junior from Sunbury, Ohio, is head props, hookers and the eight-man. Some people will say, 'You play a turnout of about 1,000 to 1.500 spec- looking forward to another fall sea- Hale explained the basics of the posi- rugby ... you big ole' brute,' but we ~1 1 tators at the concert. son. tions. have had sorority girls and 98 pound- 1 "We were looking for something "It's crazy," she said. "It looks "The pack does all the hitting and ers out there." M* that would seem fun and easygoing and really rough, but we very rarely have tackling, and the runners on the outside "I usually try to make it so every- not alienate students or community are supposed to score." one gets to play," the captain said. any injuries." aJh^H^ i members." Teammate April Hentchel, a jun- Hale said the team is mainly self- She also noted that it is not too late The concert will be held at the Madi- coached but learns from the men'steam. to join the squad, being that there are * y M ior from Cumberland, added, "I al- son County Fairgrounds. Tickets are ways tell people it's a great stress "The easiest way to leam how to play, no tryouls. available for $5 at the Student Activities reliever. It's kind of like Smear the aside from just getting in a game, is to Andrea Mefford, a junior from Progress/JAY ANGEL of nee, Recordsmith or the gate on con- Queer. You just get to hit the person watch the guys." Elizabethtown, knows the extent of cert night Show time is at 7 p.m.. with with the ball; that's the whole point" "When we do something wrong, the "tryout" Rugby captain Virginia Hale, right, jumps for the ball with her Yellow Dye #5 kicking off a night of Rugby is a club sport open to the guys will let us know real quick," Having passed the test she can now entertainment under the big blue sky. anyoneon campus. The women'spro- Hentchel said. say she is a hooker. teammates during practice on Monday at the Intramural fields.

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Stephanie Rullman Volleyball team to compete in Commonwealth Challenge By Chryssa I. Zizos pete against the University of Louis- "A few points in critical limes could tournament team. "Wc made some personnel changes Simply Sports editor ville on Sunday at noon, followed by a have made a world of difference." This was the second straight week with one of our outside hitters and setter Stated 2 p.m. match with Western. Head coach Geri Polvino said that Vorheshasbeentosucha team. Vorhes and that seemed to give us a little more Riding the momentum of a thrill Eastern will enter the Common- Nevada made a strong appearance at also earncdOVCCo-Player of the Week enthusiasm for our win," Polvino said. ing, five-game victory over the Uni- wealth Challenge with a 4-3 overall the tournament. "West coast players honors this week. She posted an attack The Colonels will return home after versity of Missouri to close the Mis- record, after going 1-2 in the Missouri dominated their lineup, and it showed percentage of 389 on the tourney and this weekend to play a 7 p.m. match Would a rose souri Invitational last weekend, the Invitational. in their very powerful hitters." had 40 digs for a 3.33 average. against Cincinnati, Tuesday, Sept 21 in Colonels will venture to Louisville Despite losing a 3-1 match to East- Despite emerging from the Mis- Saldubehere had 78 setting assists Alumni Coliseum. this weekend to compete in the Com- em Illinois and a 3-0 encounter to Ne- souri Invitational 1-2, the Colonels had in the three matches, including a career The Colonels then begin OVC play by any other mon wealth Challenge.sponsoredby vada, the Colonels pulled off a 3-2 some top individual performances; high of 29 against Missouri. Friday, Sept 24, as they host defending the University of Louisville. victory over Missouri. Heather Voriies, a 6-0 junior middle A switch in lineup in the match OVC Champion Murray State at 7 p.m., Eastern will meet Morehead Sat- "We were definitely competitive," hitter, and Michelle Saldubehere, a 5-7 against Missouri provided anextra edge followed by a 2 pm. contest against Aus- name smell urday at noon. Eastern will then corn- assistant coach Wick Colchagoff said. tin Peay Saturday in Alumni Coliseum. as sweet? freshman setter, were named to the all- that perhaps resulted in the 3-2 win. What's in a name? Our given names are sources of SPORTS identity. They also hint at our Indians scalp Colonels 40-14 varying ethnic backgrounds, particularly surnames. BRIEFS There arc some names, however, used in the sporting world Football which simply don't make that much sense to me. I've just learned to Eastern quarterback Ron Jones is accept this jargon through the years. out of action indefinitely after suffer- Take football, for instance. ing a broken left arm against North- A term often associated with east Louisiana Saturday night. football is 'gridiron,' which In two games this season, Jones Webster defines as "a framework of was a combined 7-18 for 51 yards. metal bars or wires used for Head trainer Bobby Barton said it broiling: or anything resembling looks like Jones will miss the rest of this." the season. The yard lines on a football "He broke both the radius and ulna field arc marked like a grid, but I in the lower arm," Barton said. "If fail to see the reasoning behind only one of the bones had been broken calling it something that resembles it would have been a race against time, a framework of metal bars. What's but with both broken it greatly reduces wrong with merely calling it a the odds of coming back. football field? "It is highly unlikely that he will Then there is bowling. play again this season." In bowling, a 'turkey' is not a large bird which is devoured at -By Stephanie Rullman Thanksgiving and Christmas. Rather, the name represents bowling three strikes in a row. Men's Tennis Am I the only one who doesn't see a correlation here? The men's tennis team begins its Golf is certainly not to be fall competition this weekend as they forgotten when referring to inane travel to Martin, Tenn. to compete in a names in sports. dual match at University of Tennes- An eagle or its likeness is a see-Martin. national symbol in America. In Following that match, head coach golf, however, the word represents Tom Higgins and his team will con- a score of two strokes under par on Progress/JIM QUIGGINS tinue southward to Jackson, Tenn., for any given hole. the 10-team Rotary Club Invitational Head trainer Bobby Barton attends to quarterback Ron Jones after Jones broke both of the bones In his lower left arm early But what's 'par?' over the weekend. Webster's first definition is In the Northeast Louisiana game. According to Barton, it is unlikely Jones will be able to play the remainder of the season. Eastern will be led this fall by "the established value of a currency seniors Jeff Hechemy and Chad Dyer. in foreign-exchange rates." Hcchemy played No. 1 last year Being intelligent individuals, for the Colonels, recording a9-16 mark wc know that definition does not Eastern loses both Jones and game in singles and teaming with Dyer at refer to the blessed game of golf. No. 1 doubles to post a 12-6 record. Instead, par is a term used for By Lanny Brannock could only muster 114. Dyer played No. 4 singles last sea- the number of strokes established as Staff writer , With the Colonels trailing only 7-0 son,collecting nine wins in 22 matches. a skillful score for a hole or course. after the first quarter, linebacker Neil Higgins, who begins his 22nd year Golf also has birdies and MONROE, La.—There was no Fittery picked off a Robert Cobb pass at the helm of the tennis Colonels, bogeys, which are not terms for miracle in Monroe Saturday, with and took it back to the NLU 10-yard line directed his 1993 Eastern spring squad (lying creatures or a nickname for the Colonels breaking the hearts of where senior tailback Mike Penman to a 10-9 overall mark. Humphrey Bogart. Northeast Louisiana Indians and its plunged it in to tic the game at 7-7 with A birdie is a score of one under fans by winning in the waning sec- only 3:58 left in the half. -By Stephanie Rullman par on a hole, while a bogey is one onds of the game on a fluke play like But NLU used a penalty to return stroke over par on a hole. they did last year in Richmond. the ensuing kickoff to the EKU 49, and Baseball So why must wc have these It wasn't even close to that. scored on the Colonels with three Cobb names when that's all we're really Instead, Roy Kidd's 18th-ranked passes of 13,26 and one yards, respec- Coach Jim Ward has announced trying to say? Colonels took a vengeful bcaung at tively, taking a 14-7 lead. that the annual baseball clinic for Even the national pastime, the hands of the No. 6-ranked North- This was the First of six straight coaches and players, ages 9-17, will baseball, is not to go unnoticed, east Louisiana Indians Saturday 40- scoring possessions for the Indians who be held Saturday, Sept. 18on Eastern's although the terms associated with 14 at Malonc Stadium. reeled off 33 unanswered points before Turkey Hughes Field. Players should it are perhaps the most logical of For only the second time ever in Eastern scored a late touchdown. meet at the field at 10 a.m. any sport. his tenure as coach at Eastern, Kidd Penman led die Colonels' rushing The free clinic offers instruction A single is a one-base hit, a is 0-2 to start the season. The last attack with 63 yards. Couch was 8-20 on pitching, catching, infield and out- double a two-base hit and so on. time was in 1964. for 87 yards and his first collegiate field play, and will conclude with hit- When a player hits a home run, it is "We just got beat by a good solid touchdown. Dialleo Burks led the re- ting instruction and batting practice. referred to as cither solo, a two-run football team tonight," Kidd said. ceiving corps with five catches for 40 Eastern assistant coaches Trent home run or a three-run home run. Losing the game was not the yards and a touchdown. Fittery anchored Jackson and Steve Smith, along with But a home run with the bases only blow to the Colonels' football the defense with 13 tackles and an inter- former members of the baseball team loaded is not called a four-run team over the weekend. J unior quar- ception. will assist Ward as clinic instructors. home run. but is called a grand terback Ron Jones was knocked out "They were big and they came off Florida Marlins scout Brad slam. Why? of the game with a broken left arm, the ball well," Chad Bratzke said. Don't get me wrong; I hold DelBarba will speak to the players on and will be out indefinitely. "I think they just wore us down. what skills a professional scout looks nothing against any of these sports. The Indians rolled up 522 total They had speed and size and expen- I'm an avid baseball, basketball and for and how to improve these skills. yards to Eastern's 213 with a very ence. Marshall was awful good (last There is no registration fee and no lootball fan. I also enjoy a good balanced attack, which included 327 season), but this team may have been a game of golf and an occasional trip pre registration. yards passing and 195 yards rush- little bit better," Kidd said. The Colonels will play a Maroon to lite bowling alley. ing. It's the jargon often used in "Wc just ran into a hell of a football Progress/JIM QUIGGINS and White game about 12:30 p.m., Eastern, which averaged 232 team. We just gotta stay together and try immediately following the clinic. conjunction with these sports that yards rushing per game last year. seems a bit illogical to me. to win our conference," Kidd said. Mike Penman runs over NLU's defensive back Charles Green. The aforementioned sports arc -By Stephanie Rullman definitely not the only ones to use inane names, they are just the first to come to mind. Former local star named Lady Colonel assistant Staff report you that she is highly respected," Inman said. SPORTS QUIZ is ... everyone that "And that adds a local identity that we like." Head coach Larry Joe Inman has named Do You Know? Dunigan played four years at Madison Cen- Richmond native Brandi Dunigan as part- knows her will tell you tral under Coach Frank Ray. She was All-44th 1. What was the first time assistant coach of the Lady Colonel District her senior year in 1986. sport ever played on basketball team. that she Is highly She also won the team's awards for Best Eastern's campus? Dunigan, 25, served on the University of respected. And that Defense, Most Rebounds and Highest Free Kentucky Lady Kat basketball staff under Throw Percentage that same season. Coach Sharon Fanning for the past two and adds a local Identity "I'm excited to get going this year," Dunigan one-half years as a part-time assistant and that we like. j* said. "Eastern has a class program and I hope I head manager. can add something to it" Dunigan, a former Madison Central High -Larry Inman Dunigan said she looks forward to the new School basketball star,received her bachelor's challenge. degree in education, with specialization in "This is a great opportunity; I'm getting a secondary mathematics, from the University he said. touch of coaching that I didn't get at UK," of Kentucky in 1992. Inman expects that Dunigan, a hometown Dunigan said. "We 're very happy to have Brandi join us favorite, will be well received by the commu- Dunigan's duties will include working with here at Eastern," Inman said. nity and players. the athletes with their academics, scouting, film Iieqiairsea s.uaujo^ "T "Wc were very fortunate to get someone "She played high school basketball here in exchange, preseason conditioning and on-the- Progress/JIM QUIGGINS SJ3MSUV with her qualifications on such short notice," Richmond and everyone that knows her will tell floor coaching. Brand! Dunigan and Coach Larry Inman. The Eastern Progress, Thursday, September 16,1993 B7 SPORTS Golfer uses mind over drive to 'par'sue dream Western to host said. ■ Athlete credits "Now I need to work on my short success to early game, around the greens." cross country meet Another aspect of Carboy' s game, beginnings which he has improved on, is his men- By Matt McCarty pete with teams like Miami," tal state on the course, which is di- Staff writer Erdmann said. By Matt McCarty rectly related to his major. Also running for Eastern was Staff writer "I've learned you've got to be pa- Eastern's men's and women's Josh Colvin (9), Ken O'Shea (10). tient," Carboy said. cross country teams competed at Scott Fancner (IS) and Julio Growing up, most kids dream of "Ever since I've been taking psy- the Miami of Ohio Invitational Sat- Moreno (18). playing a professional sport, but only chology classes, I've been controlling urday with the men defeating Lou- The women used a second place a few ever have an opportunity to my anger," he said. isville and losing to Miami, while finish by Leigh Kettle, a third place achieve this dream. "It helps me keep a positive frame, the women finished third out of finish by Michelle Price and a sev- For Eastern's men's golfer Bill whereas in the past, I've had a nega- seven teams. enth place finish by Sunshine Wil- Carboy, this dream could become a tive one." Eastern's men used a fourth and son to take third place. reality, especially if he has a good Smither has noticed a tremendous fifth place overall finish by John Eastern finished with 59 points, sen ior campaign and continues to shoot improvement in the mental part of while Louisville (44) and Miami Nganga and Jamie West, respec- par. Carboy's game. tively, to down the Cardinals 19- (4S)captured first and second place. *T think I can do fairly well," Car- "His greatest improvement has 38. The Colonels will travel to The top three places, however, Bowling Green Saturday to com- boy, a senior psychology major from been in his mental attitude and in his belonged to Miami runners as the pete in the Western Kentucky Invi- Milford, Ohio, said. "Hopefully, I can swing," Smither said. Colonels were defeated 19-38. tational. get some confidence and turn pro next Smither believes there is no ques- Cross country coach Rick Correction: Last week the year." tion whether or not Carboy will be Erdmann said the team needs to Progress incorrectly reported that Carboy has dreamed of fuming pro successful. practice harder to cut down on the Eastern's cross country team lost to ever since he was a child. The first "No question he'll turn pro, and lime between their first and sixth the University of Kentucky. The time his family went to the World he'll do well," Smither said. "The only runner. men defeated Kentucky 19.5-37.5, Series of Golf he realized, "that's my thing he needs to do is improve on his "We've got to get in better while the women defeated Ken- style." confidence. physical condition in order to com- tucky 20.5-41.5. Men's golf coach Lew Smither "He's going to be a great golfer. believes Carboy is one of the top golf- He's a fine young man and a hard ers in the district worker." "I think if everything goes well. If Carboy's pro career docsn't pan Bill will be able to be one of the top out he hopes to go into golf sales "so I four of five golfers in District IV," can slay in that (golf) atmosphere." Smither said. Carboy's father, John, is someone Carboy began playing golf at the to whom he accredits "most of his age of 9 in Portsmouth, Ohio, with his success." father. He made a lot of his friends on "Bill's had a lot of support and the golf course there. encouragement from his family," Progress/JIM QUIGGINS Carboy came to Eastern because Smither said. Senior golfer Bill Carboy eyes the green before attempting his "some of my friends came here to With the vast improvements Car- next shot during a practice round at Arlington. play, and it was close to home," and, boy has made to his game both men- according to Smither, he brought to tally and fundamentally and with the Eastern with him "a level of golf the support he gels from his parents, coach other players respect and would like to and teammates, Carboy has set some Bill Carboy: Behind the Scenes match." very reachable and respectable goals Two years ago. Carboy finished in for himself. Full name: William Carboy the lop 10 of several tournaments and "I want to win three or four touma Birth date: December 15,1970 fourth in one, but he decided to redshirt ments this year, that's my goal," Car- Birth place: Oakhurst. New Jersey last year in order to concentrate on his boy said. High school: Milford High School in Ohio grades. "I would like to leave on a higli Parents: John and Karen Carboy This year, however, Carboy is note." Major: Psychology ready to concentrate on improving his Carboy and his teammates will get Favorite Movie: Caddyshack golf game. their first opportunity to achieve their Favorite Food: Chinese "This summer I worked on my goals for the season this weekend at swing, and it's pretty good," Carboy the Murray State Invitational.

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I •5 B8 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, September 16,1993 SPORTS Lady golfers team makes presence known at first appearance By Mary Ann Lawrence College, Xavier University and the second-place University of Dayton, 391, sistently," Martin said. "Bit by bit, we 106, and Amber Peer. 114. about senior Earla Beckett's eligibility, Contributing writer University of Cincinnati. and first place Xavier University, 375. can help her hit more solidly." "We know what our potential is, and Martin is waiting to hear from the "I think we played well for our first "This first competition gave them Brockman tied for first with Franklin and now, we can set realistic goals," NCAA. Also, Martin says that she may Another winning tradition began competition. It was a good beginning. experience," Martin said. "They played College's Carrie Wood and defeated Martin said. accept new golfers as the season for Eastern last weekend, when the Lady The golf course there was totally differ- several holes well, and those arc indica- her in a sudden death playoff, in which Martin says that she hopes to achieve progresses. Colonel golf team brought home a third ent than the one we've been practicing tive of their potential." Brockman expertly achieved par. a team score of 380 or below, and in The Lady Colonel's next faceoff is place team trophy and a first place indi- on," head coach Sandy Martin said. Beverly Brockman, a sophomore, "She played a super playoff hole," order to do that, the women will have to this Saturday and Sunday, when they vidual medal in its first competition. The Colonels went to Tennessee came home with a memento from her Martin said. "She shot first and fol- lower their individual scores by three. will travel to Cookesville, Term., to The tournament, which was held at hoping to keep the team score below first competition as a Lady Colonel lowed through confidently." The team currently has seven mem- compete in the Tech- Vandy Classic. Tennessee Tech, a notoriously tough 400. The seven-member team tied with golfer. She placed first overall with a The rest of the team finished with bers, but Martin says that number is Martin hopes that the team will course, featured such seasoned teams St. Joseph College for third place with par of 85 and no penalty strokes. the following scores: Chrystal Canada, subject to change. Questions have been have an equally good experience in the as the University of Dayton, Franklin a score of 392, following close behind "Beverly played positively and con- 99, Stacy Howard. 102, Katie Davis, raised in the Ohio Valley Conference upcoming competition.

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