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Multiple incidents over Halloween “ weekend Charges still fewer than last year’s numbers ” Two men allegedly involved in sepa- rate incidents over Halloween weekend are both scheduled to appear in Rock- ingham/Harrisonburg General District Court on Nov. . Mario Dominic Wright, , was charged with a felony count of rearm larceny, a felony count of grand larceny, a misdemeanor count of brandishing a RYAN FREELAND / THE BREEZE gun and a misdemeanor count of unlaw- Brock Wallace, senior and former vice president of Student Affairs, stepped down instead of facing impeachment at Tuesday’s SGA meeting. ful possession of alcohol, according to court records. Police responded to a call at about : SGA executive resigns, committee to investigate Purple Out T-shirt distribution a.m. Sunday in Fox Hills Townhomes, according to Harrisonburg police By KATIE THISDELL and T-shirt distribution and the Mr. and Ms. Elwell said that some senators had heard spokeswoman Mary-Hope Vass. Wright, AMANDA CASKEY Madison competition. rumors about early distribution of T-shirts, who is not a JMU student, had alcohol The Breeze SGA president Andrew Reese said he which has traditionally been a highly antic- with him and was waving a gun around, was “pleasantly surprised,” as he had ipated event. according to witness reports Vass said. As the Student Government Association asked Wallace to resign upon learning of “I’ve heard several things, other people Nearby individuals pointed him out to prepares for a special election to ll a now- his charges about two weeks ago. Wallace have heard several things,” Elwell said. “I police and he was then arrested, Vass empty executive seat, a committee will also had declined and instead pleaded to sena- don’t know what happened, and I don’t said. form to investigate possible mishandling tors and the student body to let him keep know if anyone knows what happened.” Gary Lee, , was arrested Monday of during the Purple Out Homecoming his position. SGA had expected to hear Wallace said Wednesday that advisers for a misdemeanor simple assault that T-shirt distribution. a motion for impeachment at Tuesday’s and the executive council knew he gave occurred early Sunday morning, Vass Brock Wallace, two-term vice president meeting. shirts to certain groups to help advertise said. Lee, a senior at JMU and a resident of Student A airs, stepped down at Tues- “I wanted to make sure that this deci- the event, including the Homecoming of Midlothian, was involved in a verbal day’s senate meeting in a move that few sion was one that was made by me, not for Student Spirit Committee, Student Ambas- altercation with another man in the Fox expected as senators prepared to motion me,” Wallace said Wednesday about why sadors executives, University Program Hills area, Vass said. Lee then allegedly for impeachment. he waited to make an announcement. Board executives, SafeRides executives struck the man, who did not report the “I need to focus on myself right now, so During a period of suspended House and JMU Cheerleading. He said shirts were situation until Monday afternoon. Lee is e ective immediately, I resign,” Wallace Rules, junior Patrick Elwell, chair of the also given to the O ce of Student Activities scheduled to appear in court on Nov. . said before exiting the Highlands Room in Academic A airs committee, introduced and Involvement student sta , University  e incidents were two of the  thefts, Festival. “ is isn’t a goodbye, it’s a ‘See a resolution to investigate mishandling of Unions sta and the JMU Alumni Sta . four assaults and ve property damages you later.’ ” Purple Out. Wallace also gave The Breeze staff reported over Halloween weekend. Vass Wallace said he had maintained his On Oct.  during Homecoming Week, T-shirts for  senior editors the day before said HPD saw about  more incidents duties since being charged with an und- SGA members distributed more than , the event. citywide last year during the Halloween eraged possession of alcohol and an open T-shirts on the Quad in  minutes, accord- Senior senator Adam Hall supported the weekend.  e amount of crime was also container charge on Oct. . He is on ing to their Facebook page. resolution while calling for an immediate average compared to the rest of October, supervised probation for one year after Both Reese and Wallace said there were end to debate. Vass said. pleading guilty in September for indecent no explicit rules in regard to the T-shirt “I had a person who graduated four Another simple assault occurred exposure charge stemming from an inci- distribution. years ago text me asking if I could procure a near Pheasant Run Townhomes early dent in a Belk restroom in Valley Mall. Calling the handling of the event T-shirt for him,” Hall. “ is is one of the big- Sunday morning. According to HPD’s Wallace apologized while telling the “unprofessional, dishonest and otherwise gest events we as an organization support.” daily noteworthy e-mails, an uniden- senate that he was hurt by how the orga- contrary to the standards and mission Junior class vice president Rheanna Mar- ti ed male said he was assaulted by a nization had divided since learning about of the Student Government Associa- tino said the Purple Out distribution has group of unknown males. He was taken these incidents. tion,” Elwell proposed the formation of a inherent problems, citing rumors of T-shirts to Rockingham Memorial Hospital with  e vice president of Student A airs is committee to scrutinize any allegations. being handed out early in past years. non-life-threatening injuries. Vass could head of class councils, as well as Home- Speaker of the Senate Caitlin Natale will not give any further information regard- coming activities such as the Purple Out form the panel. see SGA, page 4 ing this assault.

— staff reports C.J. Sapong recognized nationally JMU men’s soccer’s senior for- would need en route to a - victory. ward C.J. Sapong was named the  e Dukes are now just one point College Soccer News national Play- behind ODU, the University of Dela- er of the Week on Monday. ware and George Mason University  e Dukes came into last week (all -- in the CAA) for fourth with a -- record in the Colonial place in the conference. JMU’s Athletic Association, a mark that -- overall record is the third best placed them toward the bottom of in the conference, and could serve the conference rankings. With only as a tiebreaker if the Dukes are to the top four squads advancing to nd themselves in a gridlock in the the CAA Championship later this standings. month, the Dukes needed to win JMU will host its nal two games each of their four remaining games of the season against Virginia to stay in the hunt. Commonwealth University on  anks to Sapong, they are half- Wednesday night and against Hof- way there. stra University on Saturday night. Sapong scored the game-win-  e game against VCU was too late ning goal in both of JMU’s games to be included in today’s edition of last week, tallying winners against e Breeze. Anthropology and Old Dominion University and Drex-  e conference tournament will el University. take place Nov.  and  and will be On Oct.  against ODU he hosted by top-seeded the College of animals inspire scored two goals within a -sec- William & Mary. ond span, with just four minutes Sapong has established himself remaining in the game.  e goals as the front-runner for the CAA current artWorks broke a scoreless tie and gave the Player of the Year. He has not dis- Dukes a much needed road victory appointed since being named the over an in-state rival. conference’s Preseason Player of Gallery display,  ree nights later the Dukes host- the Year. After last week’s heroics, he ed Drexel, and Sapong didn’t wait leads the conference in goals (), until the end of the game to clinch assists () and points (). EVAN McGREW / FILE PHOTO page 9 the victory for JMU. His goal in the Senior forward C.J. Sapong is fi fth in the nation with th minute gave the Dukes all they — staff reports 12 goals this season.

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Harrisonburg JMU and EMU compete in accounting competition A JMU student team has advanced in the final round of the Goodman Accounting Challenge. The team will compete against 34 teams from across A sea of red the mid-Atlantic including teams from the College of William & Mary and the University of Virginia on Saturday during the final competition. Republicans pick up three House seats in Virginia and gain control of the House of Representatives Dayton with a 54 seat majority. Republicans also gain five seats in the Senate. Alumnus hired as Dayton treasurer Justin Moyers was hired as the Town of Dayton treasurer, according to the KEY Daily News-Record. Moyers, 25, earned 2011 U.S. Races Republican incumbent won an undergraduate and master’s degree Democratic incumbent won in accounting from JMU. He graduated 51 Democrats 46 Republicans from high school in Dayton and after Senate Democratic incumbent lost graduating from JMU worked as a 50 Toss-up certified public accountant at Brown, House 185 Democrats 239 Republicans Edwards & Co. Moyers begins Nov. 15. 218 for majority

California District 8 Marijuana legalization Jim Moran (D) - 61% District 10 Patrick Murray (R) - 37% falls short Frank Wolf (R) - 63% On Tuesday, voters in California voted Jeff Barnett (D) - 35% against Proposition 19, which would District 11 have allowed for the legalization of Harrisonburg Gerry Connolly (D) - 49% marijuana in California, according to City Council Keith Fimian (R) - 49% the Associated Press. The law would Ted Byrd (R) have allowed adults 21 and older Charles Chenault (I) District 1 to posess up to one ounce of pot, District 6 Rob Wittman (R) - 64% consume in nonpublic places and Bob Goodlatte (R) - 77% Krystal Ball (D) - 35% grow it in a small private plot. If the law Jeffrey Vanke (I) - 14% would have passed, federal officials District 7 would have continued enforcing laws Eric Cantor (R) - 59% against marijuana possession and sales. Rick Waugh (D) - 34% Texas District 2 Foul play ruled out Scott Rigell (R) - 53% in surfer’s death Glenn Nye (D) - 42% A Texas county medical examiner District 9 ruled out trauma and foul play in the District 5 District 3 District 4 Morgan Griffith (R) - 51% Robert Hurt (R) - 51% Bobby Scott (D) - 70% Randy Forbes (R) - 62% death of surfing champion, Andy Irons, Rick Boucher (D) - 47% according to the Associated Press. The Tom Perriello (D) - 47% Chuck Smith (R) - 27% Wyne LeGrow (D) - 38% 32-year-old surfer, who won three Graphic by Nataliya Ioffe / The breeze world championships, was found dead in his Dallas-Fort Worth International * As of press time, a winner has not been determined in the Alaska Senate race between incumbent Lisa Murkowski (R), Joe Miller (R) and Scott McAdams Airport hotel room. The cause of death (D). For the U.S. House of Representatives, 11 districts have not been officially decided. is pending completion of lab tests, which could take several weeks.

Sustainability Career JMU graduate preserves history of the House of Representatives By Molly Haas undergraduate work at JMU in 1987. career path is a lot like a lot of the leg- The Breeze “In talking to my adviser the first islation that goes on around here,” he time, he strongly suggested getting said. “It doesn’t follow a linear path.” It only took one class to get Mat- involved with the newspaper,” he said. In 1994, Wasniewski graduated thew Wasniewski “hooked” on history. Wasniewski was a sports writer for from JMU with a master’s degree in His roommates suggested he take two years at The Breeze, eventually history. professor Raymond Hyser’s American becoming the Sports section editor “The emphasis was on teaching history class during his undergraduate his senior year. and mentoring students,” he said of career at JMU. “They were great mentors in giving the history department. His new love for history compelled us a lot of independence to write and Wasniewski then received his Ph. D. him to earn a Ph.D from the University also a lot of support,” he said. “They from the University of Maryland. There of Maryland and a job in the United were a great team of people.” he met his future wife and decided he States House of Representatives. Wasniewski graduated from JMU needed to begin his career. Wasniews- On Oct. 20, Speaker of the House with a double major in history and ki began working part-time for the Nancy Pelosi appointed Wasniewski communication, with a concentra- Capital History Society, and contin- as the new Historian of the House. tion in journalism. ued there full-time after graduation. The office is an institutional posi- After graduation, Wasniewski In 2002, the clerk of the House created tion and a federal public history office. worked for the Fauquier Citizen, a the Office of History and Preservation. The information collected is an avail- Virginia newspaper, until returning able resource for the general public. to JMU for graduate school. see History, page 4 Wasniewski began his “I generally tell people that my Katie baroody / Contributing photographer Senior Alex Davenport was selected to participate in the SustainUS climate program and will attend the U.N Framework Convention on Climate Change in Cancun. Senior to tackle eco-mission globally

By A me Wood and continuing on to a regional group The Breeze called Mountain Justice, which aims to end mountaintop removal mining. One JMU senior is going to take on a To broaden his horizons, Davenport new global eco-mission at the upcoming applied for a position on the SustainUS United Nations climate change negotia- delegation for the climate change tions in Mexico from Nov. 29 to Dec. 10. conference. Alex Davenport’s participation is “I’ve known people affected by local facilitated by a SustainUS climate pro- environmental injustice,” Davenport gram that takes approximately 20 United said, “and I’m looking forward to the States students each year to the Confer- ability to branch out and create net- ence of the Parties of the United Nations works with international youth to bring Framework Convention on Climate back home that what’s happening local- Change. ly is connected to what’s going on other Davenport’s involvement in advocat- places.” ing for the environment has developed During the application process, Sus- steadily over the past few years. tainUS looks for the right motivations in “Before joining the EARTH club, I was their potential delegates, as well as some environmentally aware, but I had never background experience in climate or personally done anything beyond writ- environmental advocacy, according to Meredyth kimm / Contributing photographer ing an e-mail to an online petition form,” Louise Yeung, SustainUS spokeswoman. said Davenport, a justice studies major “We’re looking for those who want to T aking out the trash and communication studies minor. learn more about the issue on a higher But on a trip to Wise County, Va., and international level,” Yeung said. Katie DeJarnette and Joni Fisher, both senior health sciences majors, participate in the Trash Sort on Wednesday at Davenport saw a mountaintop removal Davenport said he wants to gain per- 10 a.m. in front of the ISAT/CS building. DeJarnette and Fisher, along with other environmental health students, sorted mining site that changed his life. spective on international policy, see the trash to separate thrown-away recyclables. Even with numerous recycling bins located throughout campus, the event Davenport started finding ways to sought to show and educate students about what is appropriate for recycling and what is appropriate for the trash. get involved, starting with EARTH club see U.N., page 4 4 Thursday, November 4, 2010 breezejmu.org news SGA | Elections Commission forming

from front end of semester. while representatives have to Also during the meeting, Mar- attend up to four. “We’re not looking to point tino introduced a resolution to “I think it’s a good idea in fingers [but] we’re not just going amend the Constitution to expel terms of holding ourselves to sit here and let it happen in the habitually absent members. accountable,” senior senator future,” Martino said. This movement would remove Andrew Elgert said. Kathleen Lee, senior class the impeachment process for Others were worried what president, spoke against the absences and would give sen- effect the new policy might have investigation, saying the event ators one week to appeal to a on obligations to other organiza- was successful for all involved. standing committee. tions on campus. “I think it was a personal issue, In a rare roll-call vote in which and I don’t think it needs to con- “We’re not looking to each senator must vote individ- tinue,” Lee said, pointing toward ually, a majority of members the door Wallace had exited. point fingers [but] voted for the amendment. After a committee appointed we’re not just going SGA also sent four funding by Natale completes an investi- requests to the finance com- gation, a report will be presented to sit here and let it mittee for the Club Managers to the senate. happen in the future.” Association of America JMU In the meantime, Reese said Student Chapter, Madison Mar- after the meeting that an Elec- Rheanna Martino keting Association, RISE, and tions Commission will form over junior class vice president Serve the ’Burg in the Holidays. the next two weeks to begin the process for a special election for C ontact Katie Thisdell VPSA. He was unsure when an at breezeeditor@gmail. election may be scheduled, how- Currently, senators can miss com and Amanda Caskey at ever, because of the approaching up to four full meetings per year [email protected].

PHOTO COURTESY OF MATTHEW WASNIEWSKI Matthew Wasniewski, a 1991 alumnus of JMU, is the new historian of the United States House of Representatives. History | Life anything but typical

from page 3 at the Office of History and Pres- previous political flips in Repub- ervation until he was appointed lican and Democratic control in “It was kind of a new entity,” to the House on Oct. 20. The pre- House history leading up to the Wasniewski said. “There hadn’t vious historian, Robert Remini, election. been anyone collecting history retired earlier this year. Though he said he has not since the ’90s.” As historian, Wasniewski been able to visit JMU in some During his time at the office, answers reference questions for time, Wasniewski said he had Wasniewski edited the books House members and general received e-mails from many of “Women in Congress” written public concerning prior events the people that he knew during by the Committee on House in the house. He also conducts his time here congratulating him Administration and “Black interviews with current and on his success. Americans in Congress” pub- former Congress members to “JMU was a great liberal arts lished by the Government compile historical records. school to go to,” he said. “It gave Printing Office in 2008. Since his appointment, me a grounding to do what I did.” “It fit with a lot that I had done Wasniewski said life has been working with newspapers and anything but typical. Besides contact Molly Haas at profiling people,” he said. attending many meetings, [email protected]. Wasniewski held that position he has been researching the U. N. | Hoping for more progress

from page 3 their own form of statement or conference. Last year, 2010 press release. alumna Mary Shindler went to issues other countries are facing “The second step is more the conference in Copenhagen, and apply it locally. action based, including demon- Denmark from Dec. 7 to Dec. “I think it’s really important strations or different actions to 18, 2009. for me personally to be able to express our thoughts on what’s Davenport looks forward to gain more of a global view about happening,” Yeung said. many aspects of the conference. what I’m doing here regionally “There’s the opportunity to with the environment,” Daven- “The youth will continue work with government officials port said. giving a bit more of a profession- Being a member on this del- to let government al perspective,” Davenport said. egation does not start and end officials and heads “The youth will continue to let with the U.N. conference. government officials and heads In the lead up to the U.N. con- of industry know of industry know we’re watch- ference, Davenport and his team we’re watching them. ing them. This is a decision of our of delegates are attempting to future and we are going to hold set up a system similar to that of This is a decision of them accountable for the deci- SustainUS in other countries and our future and we sions that are made.” areas like the Caribbean. Davenport hopes this year’s “I believe my specific goal are going to hold conference will build on the is going to manifest in helping them accountable progress made at last year’s coordinate ideas with [the Carib- conference in Copenhagen, but bean youth] by making petitions for the decisions doesn’t believe it is an imminent and attending briefings,” Daven- that are made.” probability. port said. “Last year there was a lot The SustainUS delegates will Alex Davenport of momentum made,” Daven- be able to take these ideas to the senior port said, “but I don’t know conference in Cancun. Accord- if I can expect further prog- ing to Yeung, their first step will ress made toward the treaty.” be to track updates on the nego- tiations, learn the process of the This is not the first time a contact Ame Wood at conference and respond with JMU student has attended the [email protected]. ffacebook.com/thebreezejmuf uadtalk | MARIJUANA ON CAMPUS breezejmu.org/multimedia

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OpinionEDITOR Jordan Garegnani E-MAIL [email protected] Thursday, November 4, 2010 5 EDITORIAL Integrity for all    to commend SGA in its e orts to police themselves with its impending investigation of the manner in which the “Purple Out” T-shirts were distributed.  ough there are no explicit rules for the event, some have concerns about the transperency of the situation. Former vice president of Student A airs, Brock Wallace told us that he gave “Purple Out” T-shirts to various organizations before they were available to the public to advertise for the event, including the Homecoming Student Spirit Committee, e Breeze, JMU Cheerleading and executive members of University Program Board, SafeRides and Student Ambassadors. While we think this investigation will overall bene t SGA’s credibility, we’re curious to see how SGA can rule one way or another.  ere is nothing to prohibit how the shirts are given out and this may have happened in the past and now be part of precedence. No matter the results of the investigation, it shows an increase in maturity to look into this, even though the event has passed.  e SGA’s commitment to integrity is welcome and we encourage all student groups to continue questioning and checking their own integrity and transparency.

EDITORIAL BOARD: Katie isdell Jordan Garegnani Editor-in-Chief Opinion Editor Drew Beggs Robert Boag Managing Editor Photo Editor

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Know Your Facts the separation of church and state. Andy Fram wrote in Monday’s paper  e First Amendment explains that the “...no one in our age group pays atten- United States federal government has tion to political happenings.” Well, Mr. no right to establish a national church Fram, I very much so pay attention to or to prohibit people in the country politics and have followed the events from worshiping freely, but it doesn’t that led up to Tuesday’s election. While say that there is a distinct wall of sepa- you did report some of the facts (with a ration between church and state.  is very liberal viewpoint), one thing you was actually an idea and opinion of have reported is incorrect. I agree that  omas Je erson, but it was never put Christine O’Donnell is a bit out there into the Constitution. You may want to and may not be the best choice as a do more research before you criticize candidate, but she was correct about and discredit someone LUCAS WACHOB | no goal one thing. Contrary to popular belief, the Con- Amanda Miller stitution does not say anything about freshman undeclared EDD NAWABI | contributing columnist Why isn’t pot O-K? Give thanks Prevalent use of marijuana-wannabe bolsters case for legalization of pot. Now that Halloween has passed, what you like. Plenty of other volunteer K, or spice, an incense that produc- Americans and conservatives, frown is estimated to be the largest cash crop it’s time to prepare for  anksgiving, a opportunities can be fun. In the near- es effects similar to marijuana when upon so it’s easy to make it a crime and in the country by the Coalition for time for us to be thankful for what we by city of Verona, the Blue Ridge Area smoked, has become a popular rec- punish the users who garner almost no Researching Cannabis — and it won’t have and a chance for us to realize how Food Bank is looking for volunteers. reational drug this year, catching the political sympathy. work with anything else. fortunate we are.  e food bank gives food to the home- attention of media such as Newsweek It’s the easy way around dealing with If K is treated as a threat, then ban- Virginia is currently ranked th in less in the area and needs more people and e New York Times. the real issue, because it allows people ning it won’t be the best option. K is volunteer rate out of all the United to distribute food. K’s pop- to feel like their society is actively try- just a substitute for marijuana, so noth- States and Washington, D.C.  e vol- Students can volunteer in certain ularity as a ing to encourage healthy living while ing would decrease its usage more unteer rate in Virginia has decreased fields, according to their majors, to substitute punishing a group whose voice is rare- effectively than legalizing marijuana since  from . percent to . have a better understanding of that for marijua- ly heard. We can pretend the problem is — a natural substance with negative percent in . But the people who are subject. The American Cancer Soci- na is not at all solved and sleep easier at night. health e ects less severe than alcohol, volunteering are working more hours ety, located in Harrisonburg, is a great surprising con- If more news about K abuse  nds its tobacco and many other legal medica- than the national average, according opportunity for JMU students, espe- sidering it’s way to our comfortably sheltered lives, tions.  is option won’t be discussed by to a study by volunteeringamerica.gov. cially nursing majors, to be introduced readily avail- we can just throw money at enforce- states because it’s much easier to punish Of all the volunteers in America, into the medical world early. able at many ment and increase penalties until we users than to have a serious discussion college students made up only  per- Whatever way of giving back to the gas stations feel safe again. And at no point in this about the natural role recreational drug cent of the volunteers in . Parents, community you choose, give thanks by and entire- process do we become healthier, safer use has in our society. mothers especially, make up the largest giving back to the community. Show- ly legal in Virginia.  e health e ects, or smarter. Whether marijuana use is dangerous number of volunteers, according to the ing you care can make a huge di erence however, are both more mysterious and or no big deal, consider which solution same study. in someone’s life, whether it’s making seemingly more severe than marijuana If K2 were to be treated to K is preferable. Banning K restricts  e students at JMU do a good job in someone’s  anksgiving better or being use. As e Breeze reported in the Oct.  our liberty by telling adults that they are helping the Harrisonburg community a role model in a child’s life. article, “Fake pot, real high,” there have as just another in not allowed to choose for themselves through programs o ered by Commu- Volunteering shouldn’t just happen been cases where users have become the long history of what they buy and consume, adds more nity Service-Learning and this year whenever we are reminded during psychotic or had seizures. costs to our law enforcement and justice should be no di erent. Many places Thanksgiving and the holidays. JMU The message policymakers should recreational drugs, we system and turns thousands of people regularly need volunteers and one of students should volunteer year-round be taking from K’s popularity is that would see the futility who haven’t hurt anyone into criminals. them could be a perfect  t for you. to help make the community better. there will always be people who want Personally, I’ll take a healthier world If you love hanging out with kids, Big Let’s give back to the community, to get high, and they’ll always find a of trying to legislate of legal marijuana over one where Brothers Big Sisters of Harrisonburg- JMU. Let’s not just show the community way to do it. Bans of the substance in  away this behavior just people have to choose between their Rockingham County is looking for that we care; let’s show the entire world states, with more following, show that hobbies, health and the law. I’ll take a volunteers. A couple hours a month is the power of volunteering. We can show they are treating K as a threat to our because we disapprove. world where adults decide for them- all that a child may need for someone how giving up a couple hours to help communities. selves over one where they’re told to have a vast impact on his or her life. someone else can improve a life and an  e War on Drugs is failing because what they can and cannot do with their You won’t even have to change your entire community through our actions. of this blindness to the root causes of money and bodies. I’ll take a free world routine either; they enjoy playing bas- drug use and abuse. The story of K If K were to be treated as just another over a never ending War on Drugs. ketball, going to the movies or mall or Edd Nawabi is a freshman writing, will be another one where our world in the long history of recreational drugs, just hanging out and talking as long as rhetoric & technical communication gets unhealthier and less free, instead we would see the futility of trying to leg- Lucas Wachob is a sophomore someone is there as a friend and for and political science double major. of smarter and healthier. islate away this behavior just because we public policy and administration guidance. Contact Edd at [email protected]. Getting high is a behavior that many disapprove. It didn’t work with alcohol, major. Contact Lucas at Maybe spending time with kids isn’t edu. consistent voters, specifically older it isn’t working with marijuana — which [email protected].

A “quit-your-whining” dart to our A “learn-some-respect” dart to A “digital-digital-getdown” dart neighbors for complaining that we whoever trashed the stairwells in to the boy who was Skyping loudly in wake them up every day. Shenandoah Hall this past weekend. the computer section at the ECL. From four seniors who know we’re From someone who thinks you From everyone who was not crappy neighbors, we just live in a should be responsible for your mess — attempting to work but was too crappy apartment building. not our wonderful housekeeping sta . distracted by your conversation.

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The Breeze welcomes and encourages readers to voice their opinions through letters and guest columns. Letters must be no longer than 250 “To the press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world Editorial words. Guest columns must be no more than 650 words. is indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression.” The Breeze reserves the right to edit submissions for length, grammar and Serving James Madison University Since 1922 if material is libelous, factually inaccurate or unclear. The Breeze assumes —  ,  Policies the rights to any published work. Opinions expressed in this page, with the exception of editorials, are not necessarily those of The Breeze or its staff. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ...... KATIE THISDELL LIFE EDITOR ...... PAMELA KIDD PHOTO EDITOR ...... KRISTIN McGREGOR The Breeze MANAGING EDITOR ...... DREW BEGGS SPORTS EDITOR ...... MICHAEL DEMSKY DESIGN EDITOR ...... RACHEL DOZIER MSC 6805 G1 Letters and guest columns should be submitted in print or via e-mail NEWS EDITOR ...... MATT SUTHERLAND SPORTS EDITOR ...... COLLEEN HAYES GRAPHICS EDITOR ...... NATALIYA IOFFE Anthony-Seeger Hall and must include name, phone number, major/year if author is a current NEWS EDITOR ...... JOHN SUTTER COPY EDITOR ...... ELIZABETH BAUGH VIDEO EDITOR ...... PAGE WOOD Harrisonburg, VA 22807 student (or year of graduation), professional title (if applicable) and place OPINION EDITOR ...... JORDAN GAREGNANI COPY EDITOR ...... MEGAN REICHART ONLINE EDITOR ...... STEPHEN LEE [email protected] of residence if author is not a JMU student. LIFE EDITOR ...... TORIE FOSTER PHOTO EDITOR ...... ROBERT BOAG 6 Thursday, November 4, 2010 breezejmu.org OPINION Emergency exit for incumbents on Election Day e new regime voted into offi ce this week will most likely be just as bad as the previous ever-lasting politicians .

The message is loud and American voters became the bloom was o the rose. Republican whose primary vic- to rework mortgages the bank the ones to change the capital; clear, if not cogent or consistent. Steven Slater, the JetBlue  ight In that, too, Slater seemed to tory hijacked her party’s great can’t find the paperwork for, if history is a guide, the capital e Category  hurricane hit as attendant. embody United States politics in chance at picking up Vice Presi- aligned itself with the party that will change them. predicted on Election Day and Slater, you’ll recall, became . e Tea Party movement dent Joe Biden’s old Senate seat. will add  trillion to the feder- Aides will whisper in their never let up. It’s hard to remem- insta-famous when he cursed succeeded in turning several lit- Even Karl Rove had a hard time al debt over  years to keep tax ears; their cars will purr at the ber when so many politicians out a passenger over the inter- tle-known local politicians into accepting her. She lost Tuesday cuts for the wealthy, without curb. To kick-start their re- have been blown away at once. com system at the end of a  ight, national stars, at least until vot- night, big. speci c o setting spending cuts election fund-raising machine Few of the losers could have popped the emergency chute, ers got a closer look. Rand Paul was luckier. The to speak of. immediately, they’ll have to been surprised. No members grabbed some beers from the newly elected senator from Yet the big winners in this Year turn to the lobbyists of K Street, of Congress seeking re-election galley and slid to freedom. In Perhaps this new Kentucky, who Tuesday night of the tea party include Senator- which will serve their roast beef had publicly put their houses kissing his job goodbye, he stuck celebrated the “Tea Party tidal elect Pat Toomey, Republican of rare and their martinis dry. on the market, although a few it to The Man — or so it must group may actually wave,” withstood the revela- Pennsylvania, a  scal elitist of ey’ll  nd that cozying up real-estate agents told me they have seemed to the thousands be the ones to tions about his unconventional the  rst order who believes if the to Senate Republican Lead-  elded calls. of Facebook users who swiftly views, notably his odd sense folks at the top get theirs, others er Mitch McConnell pays The storm proved the anti- signed up as “fans.” change the capital; that hard-won civil-rights laws will get theirs eventually — leav- dividends —good committee incumbent, anti-establishment For a few weeks there, Slat- if history is a guide, in the s somehow over- ing out the part that eventually assignments, a close-in park- fervor was real, deep and last- er probably could have started reached by intruding on private we’ll all be dead. ing space — that you can’t get ing. It ended up benefiting a career in elective politics, the capital will business’s right to discriminate. And the biggest winner is, of by hanging out with the guy who Republicans not because they appealing to all those voters fed change them. Perhaps he can grab a seat on all people, John Boehner, the brung them: backbench Sen. offered any great promise or up with the system. the Senate Judiciary Committee, Ohio Republican who will be Jim DeMint. confidence-inspiring record, As time went on, it became which would give him a chance the next speaker of the House. Come to think of it, I don’t but simply because they are the clear that Slater was at least as to elaborate. In the end, Obama and Dem- think I heard any of these sup- party out of power. e closest much to blame as the passen- Just as Slater faltered under The anomaly of election ocrats weren’t able to carry out posed outsiders promise term thing to a primal scream this ger he said had set him o . By examination, so did Christine  is how the tea party, full of their promised change in Wash- limits. year was casting votes against the time he pleaded guilty to O’Donnell, the not-a-witch, voters who lost jobs in the eco- ington quickly enough. Perhaps Democrats. attempted criminal mischief, anti-masturbation Delaware nomic collapse and are trying this new group may actually be Margaret Carlson, Bloomberg OPINIONS. You have them. I want them. Green Califonia [email protected] It’s not Plan A, B or even C, even some conservative Moun- but if Congress continues to do tain states such as Utah. ough nothing on climate change, envi- the initiative’s goals are probably ronmentalists can at least take more modest than California’s — heart that some states are plan- a  percent reduction of  ning to cut greenhouse emissions emissions by  — the e ort on their own. As usual on such could result in a functioning car- issues, California leads the way, bon market across a vast swath Join Us Friday & Saturday with a robust greenhouse gas of the American West. If prop- law mandating a reduction in the erly executed, this model would Nov 5th & 6th For Our Annual state’s emissions to  levels by green electricity generation and , which its state legislature other industries with the least Holiday Open House approved in . But even that economic bite. could be undone on Tuesday, But if California, the largest when voters consider Proposi- U.S. participant in the initiative, The Primitive Place tion , an oil-company-backed decides not to price carbon emis- Come enjoy the sights, sounds and aromas of the ballot measure that would all but sions after all, the market withers. upcoming special Holidays. Let us show you how repeal the state’s emissions-curb- e other states in the program to make your house a “HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS ” ing law. — most of which haven’t passed If one of America’s most envi- laws cementing their commit- Trees, Garlands, Ornaments, Wreaths, Gifts, Nativities ronmentally conscious states ments yet — may not even bother. Byers Choice Carolers, Seraphim Angels, Willow Tree Angels, repudiates its greenhouse gas With California, these pro- Music Boxes, Tree toppers, Candles & accessories law, others’ enthusiasm to move grams alone could get the And so much more.... in the absence of a federal pro- country  percent of the way to gram will de ate. meeting its stated  carbon- OPEN e California law is part of a reduction goal, according to one 10-6 larger regional emissions-cutting estimate. 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A rt from anything Show reveals multiple possibilities for artistic inspiration

By Jennifer Bennett paintings, photography and other mixed media. contributing writer “My personality is throughout the books and I fill the empty identity of the abandoned build- Anthropology, dead birds, personal struggles ings with color,” Orr said. and thought processes all had a hand in the cur- Although she uses mixed media, Orr’s main rent art at the artWorks Gallery. Four senior art focus is photography. Her interest in the subject majors demonstrate how passion for art can developed in middle school. During high school, come from anywhere. she expanded her interest to 35 mm film, which involves a hands-on experience to develop and Personal photography print the images. With a concentration in pho- Color bursts radiate from the images, graffiti- tography, Orr hopes to continue her studies at like designs, paint-streaks and text that combine the graduate level and one day teach the subject. in Dana Orr’s paintings. “It is difficult to explain the meaning behind S entimental sculpture my work, mainly because the subject matter is Matt Roy’s paintings also attract attention both quite personal and complex,” Orr said. using intense colors and shapes, but the most Contrasting with the intense colors of her noticeable work is the giant, sculptural and paintings, Orr’s black-and-white film and histor- abstract human figures made from metal. ical tint-type photos capture quiet and solitary “Each abstract shape is an individ- photos by Meredyth Kimm / contributing photographer subjects. She brings the opposing ideas of soli- ual idea and a struggle with [human] ABOVE The paintings by senior Dana Orr feature bright colors reminiscent of graffiti. RIGHT darity and color together in her “media books,” Senior Jason Knight created a ceramic plant “Dusky Crest,” inspired by the plant Entada giga. unique scrapbooks of thoughts, represented in see Art, page 10 Behind the screens Jamis e Lo e | keep the good times rolling Screenwriter, alumnus Geoff LaTulippe shares cinematic experience Cotton in a can By Kal eigh Somers experiences. box office return: Since the movie ‘Fabrican’ spray creates clothes that grow on the go The Breeze Starring Drew Barrymore and was marketed as a typical romantic Justin Long, “Going the Distance” comedy and was released on Labor Geoff LaTulippe, screenwriter for tells the story of two people who fall Day weekend, many college students One of my personal favorite The overall effect is some kind of the romantic comedy “Going the in love in six weeks and decide to opted out of going to the movie fads this semester is the wonderful cross between a hobo and a graffiti Distance,” returned to his JMU roots give the long-distance relationship theater that weekend. website “StumbleUpon.” While artist. Don’t even ask about how Tuesday night. a try, despite the three-hour time Despite critics’ negative reviews, perusing the Internet and you make sleeves because it looks LaTulippe screened his movie in difference between them. LaTulippe’s senior media arts and design major procrastinating in the most invasive and upsetting and I’d rather Grafton-Stovall Theatre for more than goal was to write a “guy romantic Lauren Granger thought LaTulippe’s productive manner possible, I not talk about it. 200 students and faculty. The free comedy.” script was perfect for the JMU stumbled upon a website highlighting The whole process takes about showing was followed by a LaTulippe left JMU in 2002, just audience. a new scientific invention. 15 minutes unless you want to add question and answer three credits shy of a diploma, to “I really loved it because it’s Something helpful, you might color, according to the website. In session with sell timeshares at Massanutten actually a real-life application of ask? Logical and beneficial to the this case, you will need to create the LaTulippe where Resort. While living at home the stuff that we’re learning about,” community or Earth at large? An end white base of the shirt first and then he shed light on in Pennsylvania, LaTulippe Granger said. “He has a JMU sense to famine, war shoot colored Fabrican on top and making it in the befriended Luke Ryan, the of humor and it’s cool to see that on or a new energy hope it grows in a neat phrase or film industry, producer of “Harold & Kumar Go the screen.” source? Why, design like, “Life is good” or a Nike writing the To White Castle,” on an Internet LaTulippe said he doesn’t plan no — that would “swoosh.” screenplay and screenwriters’ message board. much before sitting down and starting be practical. In I’m just thinking out loud here, basing material In 2004, Ryan hired LaTulippe a screenplay. He also jots down jokes fact, what I found but let’s just say I wake up and I’m on past to read scripts in Los Angeles, or stories that people have said to use appeared to be running a little bit late to class. which LaTulippe continued to later. the largest waste Hypothetically, if I was an investor do until selling “Going The “There were definitely days where I of time, resources in Fabrican, I would have the option Distance” in 2008. really felt like we were losing grip on and education. to either A) go to class in whatever I The screenplay’s idea the story,” LaTulippe said. “You gotta Ladies and slept in; B) take roughly 33 seconds originated from a long- pick your battles as far as those kind gentleman, spray- to pick a shirt out of my closet; or distance relationship of things.” on T-shirts have hit the market: You C) take 15 minutes to spray on a of his friend. LaTulippe’s advice for students can now own clothes in a can. Fabrican shirt in a well-ventilated looking to break into the film industry According to the website, area like my kitchen or outside. Hmm is to move to Los Angeles. “Fabrican” is made of cotton fibers, … decisions, decisions. “You can be poor polymers (plastics holding the fibers I’m also going to go ahead and anywhere,” LaTulippe together) and solvents that keep the call B.S. on the warmth factor. There said. “You might as material in liquid form. Displayed in is no way a literally skintight piece well be poor where the a series of time-lapse photographs, of material that is created with air most opportunity is.” a “scientist” in a white lab coat and could possibly provide any of the Senior media arts and design goggles aims an aerosol can at a basic functions required of clothing major Mary Kate Wilson felt she starving male model displaying his like keeping us warm. Also, girls benefitted from hearing what advice rib cage as abs. First of all, if the dude wear bras. We now risk having the LaTulippe had to share with current who invented the goo needs to wear Fabrican cotton grow on top of JMU students. goggles while handling it, why the already-there cotton and ruining “I just “The questions that people asked hell would anyone want to spray it on our bra, as well as our new spray- responded to the about how you get started, I think their bare skin? Keep that in mind as I on T-shirt. Consequently, ladies: fact that he had that’s a lot of what people are worried describe the process. If you’re interested in this type of a story with all about nowadays,” Wilson said. Pushing on the spout shoots fashion, keep in mind you can’t be these details that I She also liked the opportunity to what looks like a thin string of yarn wearing any underwear, guaranteeing could glom onto,” meet the person behind the script. that clings to the skin, and then … that your lady parts will be on display LaTulippe said. “When I watched the movie, I it grows. Yeah, they lost me right in front of God and everyone. Just “I found that I’m wanted to see what he was like, so there, too. Anything that attaches saying. really interested I’m glad that I got to see his thoughts itself to my body and then grows is Fortunately, the article states that in examining behind it,” Wilson said. just a little too sci-fi for an everyday Fabrican is still a few years away characters that LaTulippe’s biggest upcoming commitment like clothing. The fibers from actually hitting the shelves, are at some sort of project is “Breathers: A Zombie’s appear to crawl across the flesh and leaving some wiggle room for crossroads.” Lament,” a zombie comedy based grab hold of one another, forming a further developments, like spray-on According to on the novel by S.G. Browne. He has thin, bizarre piece of material we’re buttons, perhaps. Paint-on zippers LaTulippe, the several other scripts currently in the all going to go ahead and call a or holographic hoodies could be the movie was ranked works, but nothing else confirmed or T-shirt. next big thing. But what do I know 11th for the worst being seriously considered. When the model stretches, it looks about fashion? It’s not like I’m a box office opening “As far as a JMU-centric movie, as if the material should rip. However, scientist. for a film released I’d actually really like to do one the weird fibers elongate and create in more than at some point,” LaTulippe said. more wiggle room for elbows and Jamie Lose is a senior media 300,000 theatres. He shoulders. The collar and bottom arts & design major and a humor E ben Knowlton / contributing attributed several Contact Kaleigh Somers at remain frayed, and if pulled, stretch columnist at The Breeze. 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movie review al bum review ‘The other Facebook movie’ Half-baked lyrics further By Judson White review with caution. hindsight ends up being contributing writer “Catfish” follows New York 20/20 once everything is photographer, Nev Schulman, revealed. While the majority We currently live in a world his filmmaker brother Ariel of the film is a documented dim the fading limelight where much of our social and his friend Henry Joost. online love story, it’s also status is determined online, Nev receives a painting of an intriguing case study of a through the number of one of his photographs that character presented within a By Brendan Gilsenan and lyrical ideas that he would but is farther removed from “friends” we acquire, of posts was published in The New documentary. contributing writer choose from. The result is ’s sound than any other on our walls and of flattering York Times. The sender and Like other “documentaries” surprisingly good, and one of track on the record. pictures adorning our profile. painter is 8-year-old Abby, such as “I’m Still Here,” “Exit For the past several years, the best on the album. Other highlights include All of this is encompassed in a child prodigy artist from Through the Gift Shop” and Weezer has teased their fans The most pleasantly “Blowin’ My Stack” and a cover the king of all social networks: Michigan who is as mature “The Blair Witch Project,” the with the idea of a compilation surprising of the bunch is “I of Toni Braxton’s “Unbreak Facebook. with her words as she is with film’s authenticity has already of unreleased tracks called Don’t Watch Your Loving,” My Heart.” Both having been her paintbrush. been questioned. The camera “Odds & Ends.” There are plenty which actually sounds like a initially recorded for 2005’s Abby begins to paint all is conveniently present at of from the band’s 1998 classic Weezer . The solo “Make Believe,” it’s hard to Catfish of Nev’s work and mails all the film’s plot twists and hiatus era and summer 2000 is reminiscent of the band’s understand why these were them to him for a couple of revealing moments, and recording sessions that match “Pinkerton” recordings. Even scrapped for some of Weezer’s  months. Nev starts to form the story unfolds in such a up with some of Weezer’s best. more remarkable is the fact that career-low material. ‘PG-13’ 94 min. a relationship on Facebook neat manner that it’s easy to Unfortunately, the final track this one comes from sessions of Some of the lyrics on “Death Starring Yalniv Schulman, with Abby, her mother believe the film was crafted list boasts little from these one of the band’s more cheesy To False Metal” seem half- Ariel Schulman Angela and Abby’s older by a screenwriter. However, highly sought after eras of sounding albums, “Make baked, if not downright odd half-sister, Megan. This is everything that happens in Weezer. Believe.” (“When I walk to the park with While the recently released when Ariel and Henry decide the film is entirely plausible. Finally getting around to my doggies, I collect all the and critically acclaimed “The to start documenting the Even if the entire project is releasing the compilation, the A handful of tracks things they leave. And I put Social Network” portrays relationship. After months fabricated, that doesn’t make name of the disc changed to on this release has them up under the microscope, the founding of the online of Facebook chats, mailed the movie any less effective or “Death To False Metal.” Instead and I’m so impressed by what behemoth, the documentary packages and romantic phone thought-provoking. of releasing older recordings the band delving I see”), although the majority “Catfish” shows how the conversations with Megan, The situation that Nev finds as-is, Weezer reopened the into genres that of the melodies are particularly site can be abused and how the situation begins to get himself in is one we could studio doors and fleshed well written. easily one can be tricked suspicious to Nev. all be in at some point in our out parts to give the release do not normally In the end, “Death To False online. Known as “the other So he decides to go to lives. Social network sites more of a cohesive feel than characterize Weezer. Metal” sounds exactly like Facebook movie” since its Michigan to finally meet this such as Facebook, Twitter a compilation of previously what it is: a collection of songs buzzworthy premiere at “Facebook family” and get and MySpace can be a great unreleased songs. not quite up to par with those the Sundance Film Festival, some answers. Who or what way to connect with people Though the final product is that should make a final track “Catfish” is a near-perfect film will he find? It’s that question all over the world, but they not exactly what fans had been A handful of tracks on this list. Although these songs are that is equal parts riveting, that makes “Catfish” such a can also be used as masks waiting for during these past release has the band delving shy of the quality found in the shocking and heartbreaking. taut thriller. to disguise people from who couple of years, it is interesting into genres that do not majority of Weezer’s catalogue, Revealing even the smallest I have rarely felt as nervous they really are. So the next to see what directions the band normally characterize Weezer. the band does have a handful details of the plot of “Catfish” in a movie as I did while time you receive a friend has attempted to take their “Everyone” is Weezer imitating of far worse blemishes in its means spoiling the movie- watching “Catfish.” All of request from an unfamiliar music in. Nirvana. Its jolting, heavy riff past. This may not be worth the going experience intended the characters are likable face, think twice about Leading off is ’s and song structure is similar to purchase for the casual listener, by the filmmakers. There’s and relatable, which makes clicking “accept.” You never songwriting experiment, the early ’90s icons. The piano- but for Weezer fans, it is a nothing like the experience of their unsettling plight really know who’s actually “Turning Up The Radio.” In a driven pop ditty “I’m A Robot” decent enough addition to the seeing this movie completely even more excruciating to hiding behind that profile video posted to his YouTube sounds like Cuomo’s attempt collection. unaware of what’s going to witness. The film seems to picture. page back in 2008, Cuomo to write a Ben Folds song. But happen next. So if you want be constantly building to called upon fans to collaborate probably the most out of place Conta ct Brendan Harte to go in knowing almost a foreboding climax that Conta ct Judson White at with him from scratch by on the record is “Autopilot.” It Gilsenan at gilsenbh@ nothing, proceed reading this will shock you, though [email protected]. submitting different musical works well as a synth-pop song, dukes.jmu.edu. Art | Anthropology, science, animals influence students’ creations from page 9 photography and printmaking Cultural ceramics comes from New Guinea, focus- — contains an obvious theme: Jason Knight combines pas- ing on men who would wear thoughts,” Roy said. animals. sion, biological anthropology penis sheath gourds for decora- His paintings and his sculp- “I attempt to capture the and ceramics to create art in an tion and ceremonial purposes. tures encompass this idea. Roy’s struggling relationship between unexpected way. Knight’s other plant sculpture paintings contain broad shapes humans and their environment “Anthropology and art are my appears surrounded in pacifiers. and emotional lines, whereas in my art,” Nolan said. two big interests in life, so why The plant Entada giga inspires his sculptures show experimen- Growing up in Northern Vir- split interests?” Knight said. “Art Knight’s Entada multimastoif- tal elongations of body parts and ginia, Nolan said she enjoyed and science are viewed as sepa- erous or Dusky Crest; in early emotions in actions and posi- feeding apples to the deer that rate realms just like science and England, before teething toys tions of the figures. wandered into nearby fields. As religion are, but I can incorpo- were invented, mothers gave the “They explore figure settings, the community grew in the area, rate both into one.” large seeds of the plant to babies like wandering, or pondering, the fields disappeared, leaving Knight uses his double major to chew on. the one with its head on the wall the deer lost. to intertwine his passions to Knight’s plant sculptures, is giving up, and the one in the “I remember thinking about create fictional cultures of the cultural headdresses and cer- middle is trying to find an out- the struggle the deer must be Coswá and Teswé peoples. He emonial jewelry are complete Meredyth Kimm / contributing photographer let,” Roy said. going through since they were takes biological and cultural with anthropological field jour- The small paper figures in there first,” Nolan said. Senior Dana Orr unites “solidarity and color” in her “media books.” elements to make dichotomous, nals, titled “The Pages of Dr. J.A. various positions also encom- Nolan uses this example to fictional people, he said. Knight.” pass a humorous outlet of his describe the origins of her inspi- and said they got the message,” uses halos to raise animals up Knight also creates fictional imagination. ration from her experiences with Nolan said. “I want to make within her paintings. plants, like the Cucurbita ploy- The work of these stu- “It took since the beginning of animals. people aware of the situation With more than 10 pieces, phalllikesis, a horned gourd dents is currently on display the semester, a lot of late nights,” Nolan’s art sends a message and have them think about what Nolan said that it took “forev- with elongated pieces protrud- through Nov. 13 at the Roy said about making the intri- of coexistence. She hopes to they can do about it, no matter er” to get ready for the show. ing from the base. According to artWorks Gallery at 131 Grace St. cate forms. alert people and change the way what it is.” Nolan hopes to work for Knight, the plaster molds of the humans interact with animals Nolan’s work also portrays Pixar one day and has a con- slip casting he used for the piece Conta ct Jennifer Animal awareness and their environment. that humans are not the only centration in computer were condoms. Bennett at benne2jm@ Katie Nolan’s work — painting, “A lot of people came up to me ones living on this Earth; she animation. The piece’s cultural relevance dukes.jmu.edu.

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wom en’s soccer Looking for redemption Dukes will head to Hofstra University to take part in four-team Colonial Athletic Association championship

photos by ryan freeland / the breeze FROM LEFT Redshirt sophomore midfielder Kelly Germain, senior forward Cate Tisinger and freshman defender Sam Lofton are part of the second-seeded JMU women’s soccer team that has posted a league-leading number of shots on goal (319). The Dukes also are third in the conference for points (104) and goals (35), behind fellow tournament participants Georgia State University and Hofstra University.

By Emmie Cleveland fourth-seed Georgia State University (6-4- Lombardo. The Dukes have something else moti- The Breeze 1, 12-6-2) will travel to Heampstead, N.Y. “I told the girls at this time of year it vating them, though: revenge. In last The Dukes’ semi-final game will be Fri- doesn’t matter who you’re playing — I year’s championship game, JMU lost 1-0 to JMU coach Dave Lombardo’s hopes of day against Mason, who they beat 3-0 at don’t care if it’s Brazil — you just go out, University of North Carolina Wilmington hosting this weekend’s women’s soccer the beginning of October. and it’s final exam time for us,” Lombar- on a penalty kick late in the second half. conference tournament were overcome Mason’s biggest threat is senior Omolyn do said. “You just need to play to your “I don’t want that feeling again,” senior by powerhouse Hofstra University’s stel- Davis, who leads the CAA in points-per- capabilities and with a lot of passion and goalkeeper Diane Wszalek said. “That’s an lar regular season record. game and picked up her third CAA Player intensity. awful feeling, and I would do anything not Hofstra finished 11-0 in Colonial Ath- of the Week award last week. “Our goal is to win the conference to have it again.” letic Association play (17-1 overall) and The game plan, according to Lombar- championship and get an automatic Senior midfielder Teresa Rynier, who snagged first place from second-seed JMU do, is to neutralize Davis. But who will be qualifier. So I don’t care who you put in leads JMU in goals (8) and assists (10) this (9-2, 13-6), giving the Pride home field given the task of defending her? front of us, they’re just an obstacle in the season, agreed with Wszalek. advantage in the tournament. “There’s a couple people,” Lombardo way of that.” “Yeah I think it gives us a lot of moti- “Hofstra has just had a sensational sea- said. “But Kelly Germain did a good job of After JMU’s 2-1 defeat by Georgia State vation to come out and just win it all,” son so far, so they kind of snatched that that last time we played and I think she’ll in overtime, it won its next six games to she said. “Because over the past couple away,” Lombardo said. “But we’re happy be up for that challenge.” finish out the regular season. years we’ve consecutively done better. to have the opportunity to play in the The sophomore midfielder kept Davis “We’re on a roll right now so it feels We’ve lost in the semi’s [in ’07], lost in the tournament.” scoreless in their last meeting. really good,” senior forward Cate Tisinger semi’s [in ’08], lost late in the finals [in The teams that finish in the top four of If the Dukes win their first match, said. “We have a lot of different goal scor- ’09], and I think now it’s time to win it all.” regular season qualify for the tournament. they will face either Hofstra or Georgia ers and I think that’s the advantage that In addition to Hofstra and JMU, third-seed State — the only two teams they lost to we have — that a lot of different people contact Emmie Cleveland George Mason University (7-4, 11-7-1) and in the CAA. But that doesn’t seem to faze are scoring.” at [email protected].

cross country Season-long expectations fulfilled All-CAA honors following their solid By Alex Van Rees overall performance. The Breeze “I thought they followed our race plan to the letter,” Rinker said. “I was Coming into this season, the JMU most pleased with the fact that once women’s cross country team had they began the race, they made the watched its competitiveness within the necessary adjustments.” Colonial Athletic Association slip away Nobles finished 26 seconds behind as the College of William & Mary squad Parris for second-place in the race and established itself as the premier team finished one second in front of William in the conference over the last decade. & Mary’s Elaina Balouris. That all changed last Saturday when “It wasn’t the second place that the JMU women’s cross country team affected me the most,” Nobles said. won the CAA behind a strong first-place “It was more a win for the team and finish by senior Alison Parris. This was the fact that we worked together and the Dukes’ first CAA conference cham- accomplished our goal. That was the pionship since 2002, breaking William most rewarding aspect of the race.” & Mary’s seven-year run. This was the last CAA race Parris “It’s a monkey off our back,” head would compete in. The senior leaves coach Dave Rinker said. “We competed following a distinguished career that very tough in the past against William yielded All-CAA honors in both 2008 & Mary, but they have moved up to the and 2009. next level and I think we have the same “I have always wanted to win this talent level now.” championship and I was hoping that The championships consisted of a before I left JMU that would happen,” 6-kilometer race run by 95 competitors Parris said. “I am extremely happy for “You are always concerned going both our team and for myself on a per- into the race,” Rinker said. “I think we sonal level.” were better than William & Mary going As of Monday, the Dukes are ranked into the race, but we also had to race at No. 9 in the Southeast region of the a high level. If we didn’t go out and race United States Track & Field and Cross as hard as they could, they would have Country Coaches Association poll. been able to pull it out.” For the team to make it past the The team broke away from the pack regional tournament and advance to during the second lap of the race, when the nationals, they need to be ranked five Dukes solidified themselves in the No. 4 or No. 5 in the region after the top 12 runners. Sophomore Stacey race. Nobles finished second, sophomore Four of the top 20 teams national- photo courtesy of jmu media relations Katie Harman was fifth, sophomore ly compete in the Southeast, so it will Senior Alison Parris won the 6-kilometer race at Saturday’a Colonial Athletic Association Championship for the first time in her Katie Gorman was eighth and junior career with a time of 20 minutes and 23 seconds. A 6-kilometer race consists of about 3.75 miles. Jess Zozos was 12th. Each earned see runners, page 12 12 Thursday, November 4, 2010 breezejmu.org SPORTS

FOOTBALL PREVIEW Down to do-or-die Follow By JOEY DOHERTY “Everyone is on scholarship sophomore tight end Brian Bar- @breeze_sports contributing writer you know, so we have a lot of guys low. Barlow, who missed three with the mentality to go out there weeks with a bruised sternum, ThisThis SaturdaySaturay at at 3:30 3:30 p.m. p.m.  ree weeks ago, the JMU team and make that play,” Middleton has eight catches for  yards in looked like one bound for a run said. “Everyone on this defense  ve games. Matthews has called LIVE Twitter coverage of the toward the Football Champion- is capable of making that play.” Barlow the best overall o ensive JMU vs. Richmond ship Subdivision playo s.  ree The Dukes will receive help player on the team. football game. straight October losses later, the along the line this week as sopho- But if the Dukes are to turn it Dukes are one defeat away from more starting defensive end Sean around this week, it may have to assuring themselves an early start O’Neill will return from an injury. come through the rushing game. to their winter vacation. More good news for JMU is The Richmond defense is giv- To avoid this, JMU (-, - in that since the injury to Corp, the ing up an acceptable  yards the Colonial Athletic Association) Spiders have yet to have a - per game through the air, but will have to travel to the Univer- yard passing performance.  is is seceding a more eye-open- sity of Richmond (-, - in the trend will give JMU the oppor- ing . yards per game on the RUNNERS | Headed to regionals CAA) and beat a team that is tunity to focus on shutting down ground. going through similar struggles. the Spiders ample rushing attack Senior tailback Jamal Sullivan from page 11  e CAA win demonstrated to performers, the team still put  ve Both squads have had key lead by sophomore Kendall Gas- isn’t concerning himself with Nobles that the Dukes have more runners in the top   nishers. players go down due to injury in kins and senior Tyler Kircho . averages or rankings, but rath- prove to be a tough challenge in them than they thought. “As a team, we came into the last few weeks. Richmond will “We’re ready for whoever they er executing the team’s game for the Dukes when the race “Now, we know that we are the race expecting to do well be without starting quarterback put out there,” Middleton said. plan. Sullivan will split carries gets underway Nov.  in Louis- on the verge of something bet- and really challenge William & redshirt junior and University “Back-up, starter, fourth string or with redshirt junior Scott Noble ville, Ky. ter,” Nobles said. “ is showed Mary,” Parris said. of Southern California transfer  fth string, it doesn’t matter. We while fellow redshirt senior Gri “We might have to change our us how capable we are for future This Friday, the JMU Aaron Corp who had surgery on just have to be prepared for who- Yancey will miss the game with race plan a little bit going into the tournaments.” will send its second-team his left knee, and backup redshirt ever they put out there.” turf toe. regional tournament, but not  e JMU second-team com- to compete in the Cava- sophomore John Laub, who is “It’s always exciting to get drastically,” Rinker said. “We are peted hard at the Tribe Open, lier Open in Charlottesville. nursing a wrist injury. to the run the ball against any going to follow the same training hosted by the College of William Richmond will be forced to “We’ve only scored 10 defense, regardless of how good schedule we used in preparation & Mary in Williamsburg on Oct. CONTACT Alex Van Rees at either start true freshman Montel points in the fourth they are,” Sullivan said. “You for this tournament.” . Without any of their All-CAA [email protected]. White or punter redshirt sopho- really have to prove a point as a more Nick Hicks, who has played quarter all year running back that you can run at quarterback this year. and that’s been the against anyone, so how good or White, the probable starter, is bad their defense is isn’t really - for  yards, two touch- biggest factor in on my mind.” downs and an interception in why we’ve lost some  e Dukes have found suc- three games this season. cess in the running game, as the Normally defenses would games this year.” team is averaging . rushing salivate at the thought of com- Mickey Matthews yards per game.  e opportu- ing after a young, inexperienced JMU head football coach nity will be there for Sullivan, quarterback. Noble, Dudzik and whoever But JMU’s defense is hindered else the Dukes feature in di er- by injuries and will try to avenge ent packages. the - loss the team endured The U.Mass. game exposed With three games left, the last Saturday against the Univer- some larger issues with the team cannot a ord to stomach sity of Massachusetts. team’s play. Both sides of the another loss. Four losses is the  e Dukes gave up  unan- ball seemed to shut down after maximum a team could sustain swered points in the second half the  rst half.  e o ense failed to and have any hope of qualify- amid a second half collapse at the score in the second half while the ing for the postseason. Two hands of the Minutemen. defense gave up two touchdowns CAA teams in the past three  e biggest gap for JMU is in its in the fourth quarter. years (the University of Maine in defensive line. Senior defensive “I wish we could change, it’s  and the University of New tackles Ronnell Brown and Nick been very frustrating,” JMU head Hampshire in ) have qual- Emmons are still unable to play, coach Mickey Matthews said. i ed for the playo s following forcing the Dukes to limit the “We’ve only scored  points in four-loss regular seasons. number of linemen they rotate. the fourth quarter all year and “We certainly feel the pres- To add depth to the line, that’s been the biggest factor sure, we need to press forward the team was forced to burn in why we’ve lost some games and step up,” Matthews said. sophomore lineman Adrian this year. We need to play better “We need to start playing better Cavanaugh’s redshirt two weeks o ensively in the second half.” and win these last few games.” ago against Villanova University. 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