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Bl Practicum Helps Area Commerce What can SBI do for a and problems back to the Linda Goodman layout using a computer SBI's clients are entitled to this business? classroom. "The class discussion package. They also gathered free consulting services as -Loan packages of our client really helped Jim names of area coaches to in- Federal taxpayers. SBI receives -Advertising campaigns and I. It showed us different crease the mailing list. $5000 a year for services "I'd recommend SBI to any -Marketing surveys ways of looking at our client's All work is documented in a rendered as consultants from the business major who has the -Financial analysis situation," says Corozzo. series of reports. After every Small Business Administration. chance to take it," says Karen -Store layout The recommendations made meeting with the client, students The SBI offices in Buffalo and Corozzo, "The experience is -Computerize operations to the Village Store were as write a consulting report. After Washinton D.C. get a Copy of great." Corozzo is a marketing -Capital investment plans follows: six weeks, they write a progress each consulting teams final major at Alfred University. Who are SBI's clients? The -Increase wholesale trade report in conjunction with the report. SBI, Small Business Institute, clients are selected by Howard. -Advertise store sales of new client. At the end of the work a A unique aspect of SBI is that is a three-credit course open to all They include an airport, a items comprehensive final report is a student can take it more than business majors at Alfred grocery store, a bar, a clothing -Get involved with Southern Written.. once. The work and experience University. Juniors may be eligi- Tier events store, a nursery and a three What type of student is will be different every time. SBI ble on permission of the advisor, million dollar a year manufactur- -Improve store layout Howard looking for as an SBI ties classroom learning with real John Howard. ing firm. -Increase mailing list consultant? "Students with peo- business situations. "What I like best about SBI is Corozzo and Nicholas met Corozzo and Nicholas con- ple skills and self-motivation will "I really enjoyed the SBI the work applies the business every 10 days with the owner of tacted local high schools, colleges find the greatest success," says course. It made all the textbook skills and knowledge learned in the Village Store for one and clubs for additional contacts Howard,"Someone with 'quick learning seem relevant to the out- college to real-life situations," semester. They exchanged ideas /in the uniform trade. They sug- study' is also important. By this side world, not just a routine part says Corozzo. Corozzo and Jim and gave suggestions on how to gested the store get involved with I mean the ability to form opi- of getting a degree. I'm going to Nicholas worked as consultants improve the store's business. the Wellsville Inner Tube Regat- nions and to evaluate a situation take SBI for another semester with The Village Athlete, a spor- After each meeting, Corozzo ta as an area promotion. quickly. Students have to have before I graduate," says ting goods store in Wellsville. and Nicholas brought the ideas Nicholas worked on a new store analytical skills, too." Corozzo.

We're Find out why See Page 2 Volume 76 Issue 1 iddle Stales' Lauds ÄU Computer Ashok Janah The Masscomp comes with the on discs, and secondly students classroom demonstrations. upgraded the VAX 11/780's The Middle States Accredition- . .UNIX (version 4.2) operating can "load" onto their terminal The computer Competency memory from 4 Meg to 8 Meg, Association, commented on system, designed by bell labs and any assignments, data sheets etc., Lab has 5 TI professional micro- allowing more users into the Alfred's superior computer The University of California^ written by the instructor, without terminals with hard and floppy system and reducing the annoy- facilities heavily in the following Berkely, currently used in spending hours "plugging" in disc storage for student and ing ."time lag" or ; contention departments: AT&T's new computer line and data. faculty use in Room 118 of the rate. The operating system has The Division of Mathematics IBM PC's. Also available on line The system has an 80-88 bas- Science Center. These are color been upgraded to version 3.6, and computer Science; has just is C, a relatively new language, ed CPU with 70 Meg terminals with Graphics, Basic and will be further upgraded in invested $80,000 in a brand new structured and strongly typed, a (Megabytes) hard disc storage and Pascal capability. Word- late December. computer science lab located in lot more flexible than pascal, and 10 Meg internal memory. processing software packages New user's manuals are now Room 120 of the Science Center. together with pascal and fortran Five dot matrix printers with like "Multimate" and "Samna available ($8.00) and old The lab is equipped with a 77. All students in Introduction graphics capability áre in the lab. Word II" will also be available manuals will be exchanged free Masscomp 68000 chip machine to Pascal and Data Structures Software packages include all on discs shortly, together with of cost at the computer Center with a 32 bit virtual address and Algorithms II, will be using time, favorites like Lotus 1,2,3, user reference manuals, in the on the second floor of Mac- CPU, hooked up to 14 Qume ter- this system. Lotus Symphony (graphics,, lab. Mahon. minals, a systems monitor, a The computer science depart- word-processor & spreadsheet), -The Writing Center has an Ap- remote port and a dot matrix ment has also a new staff d-13ase III (a data based manage- ple He with a single disc drive, a printer. The machine has 4 member Mr. Tom McDowell, ment system), Wordstar (word- dot matrix printer and a letter Megabytes (4 million characters) who is currently working on his processor), etc., along with on- quality printer, in Room 003 of internal memory, and 160 MS in computer science from line languages like Basic, C, Seidlin Hall. Students have to Megabytes disc size. Central Michigan. pascal and assembler. This net- sign up to use the machine which This facility is to be used only I The Business School has work can also be split up into has an easy to learn word- .by approximately 100 computer established the "world's largest" two or more labs, giving instruc- processing software package to science majors and minors. All IBM PC network, with 30 IBM tors a large amount of flexibili- write term papers. The "sensible meeting computer science students will PC "slaves" all networked to a ty. Each student will be able to speller," package is also automatically have accounts on "master" PC. This system work on his own color terminal available which aids in correcting line, others will have to see Dr. designed by Dr. Floris deBalbian with a working memory of 640 spelling mistakes in the file text October 8 G.W. Ball, Acting Director of Verster has the unique capabili- K and unlimited floppy disc by highlighting erroneous words. computer science, to get an ac- ty of "slaves" accessing the storage on twin dual density dou- General use of the 1 master and 7:30 p.m. count. The lab will open 60 hours master's data files and software ble sided disc drives. 8 slave TRS-80 model Ills with per week, seven days a week and packages. The advantage of this The business school has also disc drives, graphics and regular will be staffed by students who network is two-fold. First the purchased 5 IBM PC-XT's with printers are available for student Rogers G.G. will be trained'in UNIX, Pascal whole system can access data 640 K memory and single dual use in Room 108 of the Science and C, as'well as resetting system from a single software package density double sided floppy Center. crashes. floppy disc, thus saving money drives on mobile stations for The computer center has

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iQ/J Do o U57C? raye o 99119# • • Where's B H a m II "Where's the Fiat?" mons, the Campus Center, Myers newspaper possessed by its pre- We've heard this question Hall, McLane Center, and sent members may just go to around campus for about two or anywhere else where there are waste—and this paper has the three weeks now. The people who students. Thè Fiat is not the alum- potential to be anything it wants to My name is Barry year will be to inform you of ask this question have a legitimate ni paper, it is not the faculty be. What a shame. Isenhour and I am the Public the need to support our gripe. After all, a school such as paper. It is the STUDENT Now let's get specific. What does Relations Officer of the Stu- newspaper, the Fiat Lux. Alfred University needs a newspaper of Alfred University. the Fiat need?: dent Senate. My job is to in- Right now the Fiat Lux has newspaper to inform, entertain, After one month of recruiting —A work-study student who can form the Student Body of the the resources to produce a and educate its students and facul- with mediocre success, constant type, and would be interested in activities of the Senate, as quality paper for us, but ty. technical problems, and pacifying learning how to operate a word well as to help many of the lacks vital student participa- Oddly enough, we, the people anxious advertisers, here is the processor/typesetter. It requires A.U. clubs and activity tion. We not only need responsible for producing the Fiat Fiat Lux. It is not the paper we no knowledge of computers, just groups promote their writers, but we need Lux, have also asked ourselves the wish to present to the Alfred com- an ability to type fast (at least 40 organization to the Student students interested in work- same question. Funny, you might munity. There are several flaws. wpm). Body. ing on the production of the think, that we don't know where There are few hard news articles, -Non-paid workers who would I will give special attention paper. it's been. Well eureka, after weeks several layout errors, no sports ar- be willing to learn the same to helping organizations In the upcoming weeks I of ponderance, we've figured it ticles, not enough articles on cur- machine to fill in a couple hours a locate students who are in- will be walking around to out. You can find the Fiat: rent and pertinent campus events, month. The same requirements —on the desks of many students, terested in joining their various dorms at night. With and we can continue. apply. in the form of articles half written. group. I intend to do this by your dorm senator, I'll be If we realize these problems, —Sports writers, sports writers, They promised, but never came you might ask, then why did this sports writers. We need the basics, working closely with various promoting this important through. issue come out? You see the Fiat in addition to interviews, profiles, organizations and finding need to find students in- —On the Work Study employ- before you today because the very and news articles about the out what their group is about terested in working on the ment board in Bartlett Hall. We of- state it is in IS newsworthy, and it athletic department. and then carrying the word Fiat Lux by talking directly fered three work-study jobs this is the best way to present this —Writers who are willing to to the students. I will be us- with you. year as an incentive to those who story. The Fiat's inadequacies are cover the day-to-day events of the ing the student press (Fiat If you are interested in might want a little more for their a statement of apathy on this cam- campus (i.e. Bergren Forums, Lux) and the student radio working on the newspaper, effort. No response. pus. Yes, this is harsh, and cer- Senate, Administration) These are station (WALF) to aid me in please contact the Fiat Lux —In Barresi, Cannon, Tefft, tainly judgmental. However the NOT NEARLY as boring as people this difficult job. However, (located in Rogers Campus Reimer, Kruson and Openhym. few who have worked hard to put think they are, and are the easier with the Student Body's sup- Center), or call me at Over 40 freshmen said they were together this issue have exhausted of news articles to write. port, together we can help 871-3570. interested in working on a student their efforts and it is time that —A person with a car willing to A.U. clubs better serve the Thank you and remember publication when they came to these efforts are fortified by addi- deliver papers to the residence many needs of the students. I'm working for you and school this fall. We wrote them let- tional people, additional input, and halls. You will be paid a small fee My frist PR action this together we will make this a ters, invited them to meetings, lit- additional dedication. We can only for gas. great year at Alfred. tle response. do so much. If you are responsible, eager to —Buried in the bottom of Presenting our situation in such work, and truly concerned with drawers and closets all over a negative, sarcastic, cynical, and the state of the Alfred campus, Alfred. Many people who have ob- desperate manner may not seem we'd like to see you at our office. vious writing talent are either too to be a way to recruit new people. The more of you we get, the more shy or too lazy to share this talent However it is honest, and this positive our outlook will be and the with the rest of us. Neither excuse newspaper would sooner tell the better this paper will become. You is a valid one if we are to ask facts exactly as they occur rather are where the Fiat Lux is right "Where's the Fiat?" than lull itsN Readers into a false now, and you have the power to —At Ade, the Brick, the Com- sense of security. Without new change its future. Where are people the ideas and hopes of this YOU??? ' /

Box 767 Young Republicans Take Alfred,New York 14802 Their Stand as 'Fritzbusters TV, according to Fritzbuster Editor-in-Chief more moderate of the party's Ronald Bel Bruno two youth organizations. "I'm Kim Manifold, who by day is a DALLAS, TX (CPS) - The University of Texas student. Managing Editor Jane Snyder better off now than I was four Republican Party, never known years ago. I believe in hard work. On a more somber note, Copy Editor Elizabeth Kavookjian as a haven for college-aged ac- I don't believe in getting Reagan youth leaders also will tivists, developed a key role for something for nothing." stage a "Liberation Day" on Oc- Production Manager Patti Williamson youth at the convention: Fifty percent of the nation's tober 25th, when American Photo Editor Lisa Brown The signs, banners, well- 18-to-29-year-olds would vote for students who were in Grenada at rehearsed demonstrations and Reagan if the election were held the time of the 1983 U.S. ivasion Business Manager Rob Scheckman chants of "four more years" today, according to the latest will speak at more than 100 col- were all the work of a lege rallies around the nation. Ad Manager Tammy Perlstein CBS/New York Times poll. scrupulously-organized group of The party's youth wing has Many of the young delegates 2000 young volunteers. ambitious plans to campaign on were looking farther into the Reporters On the night of President about 150 campuses in swing future. In the rife speculation Cliff Cole Reagan's renomination, for ex- states to make sure people don't about who would be the 1988 Betty Lu France ample, about 1000 young people change their minds. GOP nominee, Rep. Jack Kemp jammed the convention floor of New York was clear favorite Linda Goodman "We're going out there and waving banners and signs, snak- push our case," says Jack among the youth groups. Marty Hillman ed through the delegates for ex- Abramoff, head of the College Kemp was the featured Ashok Janah actly 15 minutes, and then, on a Republicans, the party's conser- speaker at the youth rally at the pre-arranged signal from a cam- convention, where he told the en- Dana Kiel vative youth group. paign official, left the floor. The College Republicans hope thusiastic crowd the Republicans Bruce Rule And though the huge delega- to register nearly 200,000 youths can become a majority party. tion of young people did lend before the election. He urged the young people to Photo Staff some moments of spontaneity to provide "a leader that will take Jim Bissell Abramoff is behind the the convention ~ young "Fritzbusters" campaign as well, this part into the next century." Nabil Ghorra Republicans were responsible for which will also tour campuses We are the party of these peo- Josh Iguchi entertaining sideshows like a this fall. ple's future," echoed Abramoff group of "Fritzbusters" com- Armed with $25,000 worth of later. "We're going to explain to John Kidd mandos and a clique called buttons, t-shirts and them to vote for technology, ex- Joe Mancini "Coneheads for Reagan" - it bumperstickers, the group en- pansion. The Democrats are the was most significant for its Kelly Williams joyed a bull market in Dallas and party of no hope. We're growth- visibility in a party where quickly recouped its investment, oriented, caring about previously it had been invisible. solutions." Typists Michael Palitch Abramoff says. The youth leaders themselves A supporter donated an old He saw young people's conser- Kelly Williams attribute it to a growing conser- ambulance to transport the four vatism as "a revolution against vatism among college students. Fritzbusters, and Yale student the liberal establishment" and a The Fiat Lux, the student newspaper of Alfred University is "People my age have only Paul Erickson wrote lyrics, sung vote for "absolute values" like published in Alfred, New York by Sun Publishing. Publication is bi- seen two administrations, the to the "Ghostbusters" melody, bans on abortion and laws that weekly on Tuesday afternoon. Editorial and production offices are Carter failure and the Reagan that goes in part: "If there's enforce "God, goodness and located in the basement of Rogers Campus Center. success," explains Patrick something stange in America, light." Address editorial communications to the Editor in care of the Cam- Mizell, 20, the Texas state coor- who you gonna call? Fritz- Such laws would be "instruc- pus Center. The opinions expressed in opinion articles accompanied dinator for the Reagan-Bush busters! If your tax rates are tive" laws, Abramoff explained oy_a by-line do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Fiat board campaign. high, way up in the sky, who you when asked if they might not be The Fiat Lux supports the perpetuation of a broad and liberal "I think the man has done gonna call? Fritzbusters!" the same kinds of government in- education condusive to free thought and speech miracles,"adds Carey Ewing of A GOP delegate hopes to terference in individuals' lives the the Young Republicans, the make a Fritzbusters video for M- party platform decries. I ection Forum Friday, October 5,1984 Opinion AnotheBruce Rule coulrd be explained as lawyers' active in politics. bad advice, accountants' President Reagan emphasized mistakes, and simple confusion this on July 20. "The Conser- Walter Mondale's strategy is over campaign laws. Maybe not. vative party of Great Britain schizophrenic. First, hewill play But, either way, the momentum chose Margaret Thatcher as their extremely cautious (almost carried out of the convention was leader not because she was a For Ferraro, the bordering on being dull), then, killed. woman but because she was the he will thrash out wildly like a Mondale's campaign slowed best person for the job. There cornered grizzly bear. down considerably, wasting was no tokenism or cynical Time is Now Granted, it has worked at precious campaign time explain- "symbolism" in what they did." times his ad-lib taunt of ing Ferraro's finances. Some Many people agreed with that taxes, but we will do it fairly." Dana Kiel "Where's the Beef'shone a people questioned Mondale's statement and shook their heads Finally, Ferraro discussed an spotlight on the lack of substance "The time to secure our future thoroughness in checking into his disapprovingly at Mondale. issue which I had been waiting to in Gary Hart's "New Ideas." is now. The time to get rid of vice-presidential choices, causing The main reason Mondale hear. She informed the crowd And he unexpectedly put Presi- Ronald Reagan is now. The time Mondale to look less competent should not have chosen gathered for the rally in the gym dent Reagan on the defensive to elect Fritz Mondale is now!" than before. And, worse of all, Geraldine Ferraro is that she that Elmira College, in 1865, was with his claim that, while Mon- the Democrats had to tone down -Geraldine Ferraro one of the first colleges to grant amplifies all his publicly perceiv- dale admits he will raise taxes, one of their main attacks of the ed weaknesses. She is a the same degrees to both women Reagan has a "secret" tax plan On September 15, Stan Lun- Reagan administration, the photogenic candidate, a good and men. "Nevertheless," Fer- that he will not reveal. Although "sleaze" factor. dine and Geraldine Ferraro gave raro continued, "Women still do public speaker, and a firm it is an "open" secret that taxes Second, Ferraro has no na- a press conference and headed a not have the same job oppor- political fighter. He is an un- will be raised, no one predicted tional or foreign policy ex- rally at Elmira College. Lundine, tunities as men." "Mondale," photogenic person, has a whiny that Mondale would boldly ad- perience. Her counterpart, who is running for reelection to she said,"will make this an issue voice, and has a wishy-washy im- mit to it. George Bush, has both. Com- Congress made some interesting when he is president." age. And, worse, some polls But his wildest gamble was the paratively, Ferraro appears show that she is actually more points concerning issues includ- An issue she did not discuss choosing of his vice-presidential greatly under qualified. popular than he is and that a ed in the Democratic platform. was Abortion. Right to Life candidate, Geraldine Ferraro, Third, there is no ideological "Ferraro-Mondale" ticket would However, I was more impressed members have been following before his nomination was con- difference between Ferraro and have more of a chance in by Ferraro's charisma, in- Ferraro all across the country. firmed. The initial response was Mondale. Both are extremely November than the "Mondale- telligence, and confidence in her Ferraro claims the reason for this favorable, and once his nomina- liberal, New-Deal Democrats. Ferraro" ticket does. speech and the election. is that she is the first vice tion was confirmed, almost Southern Democrats, far more Ferrraro's speech focused on presidential candidate who, in a Walter Mondale knows he has everyone believed that she would moderate and conservative than Reagan's obvious neglect concer- discussion about abortion, can to go for broke. He thinks by be beneficial to the Democratic the two Democratic candidates, ning issues throughout his term. use the word "I." I shudder to breaking traditional political ticket. could see the ticket as being too Ferraro pointed out that when he think that if Reagan is reelected customs, he will gain precious But is she? No - and there are liberal for the South's tastes. campaigned in 1980, Reagan pro- this year, an ammendment may ground on Reagan. ïW that he five good reasons why she has ' mised he would balance the be cast to the constitution mak- Fourth, the image many peo- has placed his hopes on an not been and why she probably budget by 1983. This promise was ing abortion illegal. Imagine, ple have of Mondale is that he untested alternative (a/ woman will not be on November 6. not fulfilled, as is evident by the women may not be able to make caters to "special interest" vice-president), he may find out federal deficit of 180 billion choices as to what they may do First, of course, is the con- groups. His choice of Ferraro exactly why the ideologically and dollars. She also discussed troversy over her finances. Who was seen as an attempt to ap- geographically balancèd ticket is with their own bodies. Even if we 1 Reagan's 750 billkm-dollar-&-4«--do have children, we may have' knows? Maybe all the scandal pease the many women's groups traditional - it works. tax cuts that only favored the no choice but to educate them in «JJWtjJjMIjMM«.;)!'-^ "rich." a system where prayer is urged. Another issue Ferraro discuss- Our childrens' ideas and beliefs ed was Mondale's budget plan. will be chosen for them instead Mondale presented the plan to of decided by them. This is just the nation and challenged another of the issues at hand. Right-to-Life marchers Reagan to present an opposing Lundine stated that it is very such as the ones pic- plan. Interestingly enough, our seldom that a vice presidential tured at the left president did not show his candidate makes a difference in adamantly oppose budget plan. Ferraro explained an election. Geraldine Ferraro Feraro's abortion that if Reagan had created his makes a big difference. When stance, and made budget plan justifiably he would paired with Fritz Mondale, it their feelings known not have had any problem infor- makes a difference not only in at the Elmira rally. ming the country about it. Con- the excitement of an election, but cerning Mondale's budget plan, in the "securing of the country's Ferraro said "Yes, we will raise future." r

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For every ten giving fresh prominence to the separate facility for writing in- teacher and a past principal of Society tickets purchased at the regular notion that a student's ability to struction provided a teaching Alfred-Almond Central School, student price of $2.00, they will communicate clearly and ac- tool for the entire university in New York's Southern Teir. provide one free student ticket. curately in English lies at the core faculty, not just the English The writing center is located in of a college education. To receive this group discount, faculty. a campus office equipped with Fall Schedule please follow these guidelines: "There's renewed interest in "In social sciences, for exam- two computer terminals that Oct. 11 (Harder) The Gordimer Tickets must be purchased writing in higher education," ple, it sometimes is not ap- films continue with A CHIP OF enable students to revise their in blocks of ten and purchased at said Dr. Louis K. Greiff, chair- propriate or practical for an in- papers and essays electronically. GLASS RUBY, in which an In- one time. man of Alfred's Division of structor to deal with grammar or According to Greiff, convinc- dian mother seeks to mobilize Only officers of the Humanities. sentence structure in student her community against the state's ing students that revising is a part recognized student organizations "This is part of a national papers," he said. of writing is a major stumbling plan to remove them forcibly. may make the purchase. trend," he said. "It has Occasionally, correcting Also, ORAL HISTORY tells of block to the teaching of ex- Payment may be made in something to do with falling English takes too much time pository composition. a village chief who discovers that cash or check (payable to Alfred Scholastic Aptitude Test scores from course lectures or "Once students have typed a members of his tribe are harbor- University) and tickets must be across the country and a general classroom preparation, Greiff paper by hand, they obviously ing guerilla terrorists. purchased through Matt Dubai sense of writing problems." said. " Professors are not always dislike tearing it apart and typ- Nov. 1 (SC 247) THE GOLD or Tim Hatcher in the Student Indeed, Greiff said, Alfred is in a position to address problems ing it all over again," he said. RUSH (USA 1925, 82 min.) Affairs Ofice. "little late" in setting up a of written English on an in- The computer terminals- Charley Chaplin stars as the pro- writing clinic or center. "We The Student Affairs Office dividual level." called word processors-address spector drawn to the Klondike by have the same sort of problems hopes to see you all doing the Sharon Hoover, the instructor this problem by permitting the lure of gold. He competes for here that you find at other Twist at the McLane Center in charge of the new center, is an students to "type,"or key, syn- the attentions of a dance hall girl, schools." Gym with the "King" himself, Alfred journalism professor who tactical and grammatical changes dines on his well-boiled leather Chubby Checker!!! Greiff, who oversees the holds degrees in linguistics and shoe, fantasizes about wealth directly onto a television screen. center's operations, stressed that literature from Montana State At the touch of a button the and warmth in Alaskan night, the program was "not University and Kent State and strikes it rich. machine will issue as many remedial." University. printed versions as a student Nov. 8 (SC 247) REVOLT OF Instead, he declared, it "assists A former project editor for a JOB (Hungary 1983, 98 min.) In What's Left? requires. this celebration of love and tradi- Parent's Weekend-Oct 12-14 tion, an aging Jewish farm cou- Midsemester Grades-Oct 19 ple adopt a Christian orphan Midsemester Recess-Oct 22-23 who will carry on the family Registration Change Jansky Moves heritage. The spirited youth's in- and Pass/Fail Option to be open and flexible, efficien- itial hostility grows into love Selection Period-Oct 24-26 hospital,visit them, and "hover against the background of cy, and ability to gain respect over them." Jansky said, "I Instruction Resumes-Oct 24 At exactly 10 a.m. Lynn Jan- deepening anti-Semitism in 1943. from colleagues and students." think some of.them need this Homecoming-Oct 26-28 sky, Associate Dean of Student When his new parents suddenly According to King, Jansky has kind of caring when they are Last Day to Withdraw Affairs at Alfred University, deny himrthiTBSyTs^eepIjnnirt,* been with the University for nine. -•away frorr.horoe-r-" or " ""Cánceí " " Páss/Fail opened the office door and smil- but his survival is their small years and "deserves the The Dean of Students title is Option-Oct 30 ed. "Come in. I'm so glad to see [triumph against the evil of the recognition." a "recognition of a job done Preregistration for you," she said. holocaust. The Dean of Student Affairs rather than a job change," ac- Second Semester-Nov 12-16 Jansky works closely with all Nov. 29 (SC 247) THE is a "middleman" King said. The cording to Jansky. King said that Second Half Courses: types of students. She is involv- WHITE ROSE (Germany 1983, main job is to help educate the this promotion is a clarification Last Day to Withdraw ed with the World Friends pro- 112 min.) In Munich in 1942, a students to be understanding, of what Jansky has been doing Cancel Pass/Fail gram for foriegn students and small group of universiy students tolerapt, and patient. for the last two years and it Option-Nov 20 the Adult Learner program for form an underground movement The world holds many pro- "more clearly defines who is Thanksgiving Recess adult students. She oversees stu- |seeking to ignite a national upris- blems for some students and Jan- second-in-command in this Begins after Last dent housing, student activities, ing against the Nazi regime. Bas- sky believes that her office com- office." Class-Nov 20 student tutoring programs, and ed on an actual event, this film pliments the AU counseling Jansky received her bachelor's Instruction Resumes-Nov 26 the Performing Artists and depicts their tension-filled strug- center. r. degree in Math from Frostburg Classes End after Speakers Series. "I try to bridge gle against totalitarianism and The counseling center helps State College and her master's Last Class-Dec 14 the gap between the students and ¡celebrates their moral courage, students work out their pro- degree in college student person- Final Exams Begin-Dec 17 the world." j Dec. 5 (SC 247) THE blems, but Jansky is sometimes nel from Ball State University. First Semester Ends Lynn Jansky was promoted to RETURN OF MARTIN caught up into the problem. She was a residence hall coor- after Last Exam-Dec 21 Dean of Student Affairs at AU (GUERRE (France 1983,100 min.) "When students come to me for dinator at Western Carolina Final Grades Due at on July 1, 1984. couseling, they want action Martin Guerre returns to his six- Noon-Dec 28 University from 1972 to 1973 and teenth century French farming Don King, Vice President for taken. I act as a mediator or a a Director of Housing at Wilkes village after an eight-year Shop at Student Affairs, recommended sounding board." College from 1973 to 1975. In 1975 absence, and retakes his place Jansky for the promotion Jansky and Matt Dubai, Assis- Jansky came to AU as the among family and friends. But KINFOLK because of her "organizational tant Dean for Student Affairs, Associate Dean for Student doubts arise - is this man really and administrative skills, ability often run students to the Affairs. Martin Guerre? 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