In The Zone Vol 3 June 2020

The class of 2020 vs 1976 How do the teens of today match up with those of yesteryear

Are you coping? Mechanisms for coping with lockdown and stress

Local is lekker Take our South African music quiz

Strike me a drink The Unicorn invents a new drinking game

The Voice of the Valley CONTENTS June 2020

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Features 22 36 6 One beachhead at a time Something to smile about The Class of ‘20 vs ‘76 Ron Douglas looks at the les- Taking care of your lips this winter. We compare the youth of 2020 sons we can learn from D-Day. to the youth of 1976. 26 38 The Perfect 10 Click on the link on the left to Local is lekker quiz 14 At the 1976 Olympics Nadia visit our website. Test your knowledge of South Comăneci achieved something Are you coping? African music with our quiz. never done before - perfection. Judy Roberson looks at coping mechanisms in these uncertain 28 40 Strike me a drink and stressful times. Age means nothing The Unicorn invents a new Experience comes with age. drinking game. 16 No-one explain that to these You heard it first... 30 champions and record breakers. The new songs played on Zone The youth of today 44 Radio this May. The Two Grumpy Old Men wonder just how bright the The Great Curry Cook Off 20 youth of today are. What happens when an inexpe- Pirates of the beat - old school rienced person judges a curry Copying music is nothing new. 32 competition. They were doing it back in In The Zone food column 46 1976. Chef Tony Zola’s tips and a de- licious soup recipe. Did you know? 3 you about my house. It was originally built for a charming old man that used to From the live next door to me. He had the house built for his daughter. As I said, he was a really nice editor’s old man. But he did have a few desk flaws. First of all he was cheap. Bierman Straus So he hired the cheapest PUBLISHER o, from 1 June we move builders he could find. Sec- Hipe Media to Stage Three of our ondly, he decided to supervise Sunvalley lockdown. Already I get the building himself. The third EDITOR S problem, and a game changer in Matt Tennyson the feeling that plenty of people feel that life has now returned my opinion, was the fact that he to normal. Personally, I don’t was blind - as in 100% blind. ASSISTANT EDITOR think so. So you can just imagine how Courtney Taljaard the builders ripped him off. Bit May was a challenging month CONTRIBUTORS for me. I do two monthly mag- by bit we’ve been redoing the Gwyneth Bowman, Janine azines that I have to get out by house and fixing the mess the Cassidy, Sidney Dlamini, Ron the first of the month. However, builders caused. Douglas, Richard Griggs, I also do a quarterly magazine Last Monday morning the Promise Gumede, Stix Mkhize, that comes out in March, June, bedroom ceiling began to leak Ryan Murphy, Matt O’Brien, We are a family orientated Optometry practice, with September and December. That and a piece of it fell off. I spent Judy Roberson, Johnny Rodri- meant that this month I had to most of Monday cleaning up. professional staff looking after the person behind the gues, Janet Scanlon, Matt Ten- get three magazines out. Then on Friday morning at eyes. nyson, John Verster. Visit us at Sunvalley Mall or call us on 021 785 3141 Now if that was the end of it, 3.00 am the entire bedroom ceiling came down - on my all would be well. But no, life In The Zone is published on- head. You have no idea of how was determined to throw a few line every month. The articles Click on the above link to heavy a ceiling is until it falls more challenges at me. used in In The Zone are copyright- visit our Facebook page. on your head. It started with me having no ed and may not be used without So I spent most of Friday hot water. I had to get an elec- prior permission from the editor. trician out to remove the timer cleaning up, while suffering from concussion mind you. on the geyser. It had decided The views stated in this mag- Now I have to get the leak re- that I could only get hot water azine do not necessary reflect paired, put in a new ceiling and for about two minutes a day. the views of In The Zone, the new lights. All this while still Then the warming drawer on editor, the staff, Zone Radio, or trying to get three magazines the stove decided to pack up. It Hipe Media. stayed on the entire time. So I out on time. now had to get an electrician Talking about magazines, Hipe! out. after just two issues of In The P.O. Box 31216, Tokai, 7966 Then, walking out of my Zone we now have 40,000 read- South Africa. small office at home I tripped ers. Not too bad. Not too bad at over my own feet (hey, what all. email can I say - I’m Irish). I went [email protected] head first into the wall, as well Until next month. as twisting my knee badly. Back Issues And if all that was not bad To view any back issues of enough, the house decided to In The Zone, go to www.hipe. have a go at me. Now just to get co.za or click here. some perspective, let me tell Matt 5 Zone! cover story the law books nearly three dec- Television fell under the ades ago and since 1994 the auspices of the South Afri- ANC, once the sworn enemy of can Broadcasting Corporation the 1976 ruling National Par- (SABC). The only problem Head-to-Head ty, head the government. Cyr- being that the SABC was con- il Ramaphosa is currently the trolled by the government. So Class of ‘76 vs Class of ‘20 president. you saw exactly what they want- Students can attend any ed you to see. News broadcasts June 16 is Youth Day in South Africa and June is youth month. To celebrate this In The Zone school, college or university were one-sided, always showing has set out to capture a true comparison of how things were back in 1976 compared to they wish, with no restrictions the government in a good light. now. In The Zone presents the Class of 1976 and the Class of 2020. based on skin colour. However, Programmes that captured it is still the old case as to wheth- the hearts of 1976 viewers in- er they can afford it or not. cluded The Brady Bunch, Rich ake a look at the average education at the time. The Political Scene Gone are the days when young Man Poor Man, The Villag- teen around you today. Many of the black youth fled Back in 1976 the country was men are forced to serve in the ers (a local production about a Are they really any dif- South Africa to neighbour- T ruled by the National Party with military. The SADF is now the mining community), and Wil- ferent to the teenagers of 1976? ing African states, and a large BJ Vorster as president and PW SANDF (South African Nation- lem, another local Afrikaans As part of our Youth issue, Hipe number of them joined MK Botha as his Minister of De- al Defence Force) and it consists series, about a whimsical pri- decided to speak to both groups. (Mkontho we Sizwe - Spear of fence - and apartheid was in full of permanent force members vate-eye. Television began at Matt O’Brien and Sidney the Nation), the armed wing of swing. and a reserve force made up of 6 pm and ended at midnight. Dlamini were teens back in the ANC. There were vast differences volunteers. Three hours of the broadcast best actor (Jack Nicholson), and 1976 while Gwyneth Bowman The white youth, however, between the white youth and It includes soldiers from the would be in English, the other best actress (Louise Fletcher). and Promise Gumede are cur- had problems of their own. On those of colour. Most amenities, old SADF, MK, and APLA three in Afrikaans. Broadcast Another very popular form rently 17 and in Grade 12. completing school, every white including entertainment, rec- (Azania People’s Liberation did start earlier on a Saturday of entertainment, especial- male was required to do one reation and education facilities Army – the armed wing of the afternoon with Top Sport. ly amongst the youth, was the Making headlines year of compulsory military ser- were reserved for whites - even PAC, and soldiers from the old Today the youth are spoiled drive-in cinema. The big news in January 1976 vice. This was not a request, but though whites were the minori- TBVC (Transkei, Bophuthat- when it comes to choice. TV is “Drive-in’s were the place to was the launch of South Africa’s a law. Failure to comply would ty. swana, Venda and Ciskei) States. no longer a novelty, nor a lux- go,” says Matt. “Every guy that first television service. result in a three year prison sen- People of colour were forced ury. Basically every home in had a car would take his date In March of that year the tence. to live in specially built are- Entertainment South Africa has at least one TV to the drive-in. Not that anyone South African Defence Force Many of them had taken part as known as ‘townships’. The On 5 January 1976, a histor- set. actually watched the movies withdrew from Angola, bringing in Operation Savannah, the schools, recreational, entertain- ical event took place in South The array of channels, with on show. The drive-in was the Operation Savannah to an end. South African Defence Force ment, and medical facilities African history. Television was the option of satellite televi- perfect place for making out. In May Eskom announced (SADF) involvement in the An- were few and far between, and finally launched. Prior to this, sion, gives the public too much Many a night was spent groping that it was ordering two nuclear golan civil war that ended at the very basic in nature. Black, Indi- television was a big no-no. Na- choice. through a double feature.” power stations from France. beginning of 1976. an and Coloured students could tional Party politician, JMB Channels such as MTV, Chan- Today, sadly, drive-ins are a The biggest news, however, “Our family moved to South attend certain private schools, Hertzog said that television was nel O and Cartoon Network thing of the past. Cinemas are was when student riots broke Africa from Ireland at the begin- provided they could afford the “die duiwel’s se kassie” (the have become very popular with not as popular in South Africa out in Soweto on June 16. This ning of 1974,” says Matt. “I did expensive fees. Needless to say, devil’s box) and that it would the youth of South Africa. And with prices sky rocketing for a was when the youth of this mas- my last two years of school in few could. never be allowed in South Afri- then there are also choices such movie ticket, let alone the cus- sive township launched a pro- South Africa and then immedi- At schools of colour, they ca. It would totally corrupt and as Netflix and Showmax. tomary popcorn and Coke. New test against the use of the Af- ately got called up to the army wanted nothing to do with the destroy the minds and morals of Back in ‘76, movies were a movies are released on such a rikaans language as a learning to do national service. I spent a government, whom they re- the people. popular form of entertainment. regular basis it’s hard to keep medium. Although the day end- year in the army, and didn’t have ferred to as the “boere”. Text Strangely enough, John Lo- The top movies of the year in- up. ed in bloodshed and tragedy, it a choice in the matter.” books that included anything to gie Baird, the man that invented cluded hits such as Rocky, Taxi Interestingly enough, drive- marked a huge turning point in It would be fair to say that the do with the boere were rejected. television, was married to a girl Driver, Network, and All The ins may be making a comeback. the history of South Africa. average teenager of 2016 is not Students would often organ- from Pietermaritzburg in South President’s Men. At the Acade- There is now talk of setting up In 2020 world news is dom- as politically aware as his 1976 ise anti-apartheid protests and Africa. Ironically, we could have my Awards, One Flew Over The drive-ins where people will be inated by the world-wide Cov- counterpart. teachers had very little say in been one of the first countries in Cuckoo’s Nest swept the boards. able to watch live-streaming id-19 pandemic. Apartheid was removed from the curriculum and structure of the world to get television. It won the Oscar for best film, concerts or church services. 6 7 Youth of today are of the ficult to pinpoint specific names this. Hit the beaches in 2020 and you’re just as likely to find girls er, one must of course realise ‘downloading movies persua- or songs. All that can be said for It was the fashion for guys to you will see far more flesh than sporting tattoos as you are guys. that salaries were far smaller. sion’. You can get just about an- sure is that Madonna was right wear their hair long. It was not you would have back in ‘76. In 1976 you would rarely see a For a school leaver starting a ything from the internet, another when she said “music makes the uncommon for a guy to have Girl’s beach wear such as string girl with a tattoo, and even guys first job, they would be lucky if luxury that did not exist in the people come together.” longer hair than his girlfriend. bikinis and thongs would have that had tattoos were regarded they earned R120 a month. seventies. Whether it’s pop, rock, reggae, Another favourite with guys had the wearer arrested for pub- as being from the shallow end of Smoking was far more accept- The 70’s was the decade of rap, country, trance, dance, hip was ‘stovepipe’ pants, with lic indecency back in 1976. the gene pool. It meant that they able in those days. You could Donna Summer, Saturday Night hop, metal, or alternative - mu- straight legs and turn ups at the Today’s swim fashions would had either served in the navy, or smoke on buses, trains, planes, Fever, and the disco. This was sic will always unify and remain bottom. Striped jerseys were have added an entire new mean- spent time in prison. in restaurants, shopping malls - where you could shake your a big part of the youth culture. also in vogue. ing to the old song Itsy Bitsy basically anywhere you wanted. booty on neon dance floors un- Skirt lengths were short for Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Economy And a packet of cigarettes would der a revolving, spot lit disco Fashion the girls, with the mini coming Dot Bikini. Things were cheaper back in cost under a rand. ball. Clothes, it has often been said, out on top. The shorter the skirt, Off the beach, girls today wear 1976. Way cheaper. R20 could These days, prices have be- In 2020 dancing is just as pop- makes the man – and the wom- the more fashionable, and the an array of dresses and skirts. buy you a monthly train ticket come scary. While R13 would ular with the youth, with a wid- an. Especially the woman. This more heads they turned. Minis are still around, only it’s and still leave you with change have bought you a monthly train er variety of venues to choose has never more true than among Formal wear for guys included trendy to wear them with leg- for coffees and a sandwich or ticket in ‘76, you will pay about from. the youth. wide ties with colourful prints. gings. Jeans remain popular two. You could fill up your car R18 just for a one day return Depending on what you’re So what was the well dressed Dresses for girls ranged from with both guys and girls, only with R20 and still have enough ticket. into, you can go to Goth clubs, youth wearing in 1976? Jeans fairly short to calf length. Popu- now having a denim jacket that change to take in a drive-in The price of petrol in South raves, trance parties - the list were fashionable for both guys lar styles included one-shoulder matches your pants would be movie. Africa today is criminal. The goes on. Music has always and girls. The top brands of dresses and halter necks. People frowned upon. As far as cars went, you could R20 you used to fill your car in played, and probably always the day included Lee, Levi and dressed up to go out. Fashion trends these days are buy a car for less than R4,000. 1976 won’t even get you two will play, an important part in Rich Rags. It would not be un- Beach attire in ‘76 was far often dictated by social trends. Renting a one bedroom flat litres of petrol. And the price youth culture. common to see a guy wearing more modest than today. Guys People who are into the Goth would cost less than R100 a seems to increase on a regular “It’s all very well that we can denim jeans, a denim shirt, and wore only baggies or skimpy culture can wear any colour they month. You could buy a large basis. go to all these clubs, movies a denim jacket. The more faded Speedo’s. Bikinis were the wish, as two bedroom flat for under Don’t even talk about the price and restaurants,” says Gwyneth. your jeans, the better. You could choice for girls. While they may long as it R20,000. A guy could take his of cars in 2020. In 1976 R4,000 “But with the lockdown regu- of course cheat and buy your- have raised a few eyebrows and is black. date out for supper at a good would have bought you a good lations we can’t go anywhere. I self a pair of pre-faded jeans caused minor strokes with many A last- restaurant and then take her to a car. Today you may be able to can’t even go to school.” straight off the shelf. Of course a parent, they were tame com- ing trend movie for R40. buy a decent set of tyres for the Parents in 1976 would shake no self-respecting guy would do pared to the beach wear of today. among If you wanted to catch a really same price. their heads in disapproval of the some cheap movie, you could always Finding a place to rent is not music their children were listen- guys is go to a tea-room bioscope. easy and when you do find some- ing too, claiming it was rubbish. that of These would open at 9 am and thing expect to pay through your Most of those teens from 1976 Emo fash- close just before midnight. For teeth. Rentals will set you back are now parents themselves. It ion. Stove- the paltry sum of 50c you could anything from R5,000 or above is now their turn to shake their pipes live watch a double feature. In fact a month for a cheap place. Un- heads in disapproval and claim on here you could sit there from 9 am less your rich uncle popped his that their children listen to rub- under The min-skirt to midnight and watch the same clogs recently, forget about buy- bish. The more some things the guise of 1976 is still two movies over and over again ing a place of your own. Small, change, the more they remain of skin- around. These day, – all for 50c. Your admission fee basic one-bedroom flats start in the same. ny jeans. however, they are also included a free cold drink. the region of R600,000. And the The big names of 1976 in- Also usually worn Popular activities included ever increasing bond rate will clude the likes of Queen, Elton popular with leggings. ten-pin bowling, miniature golf bleed you dry. John, Wild Cherry, and Donna in our known as Putt-Putt, and you Dating is an expensive hobby Summer. The top song of 1976 modern would always finish off at a Piz- these days. Dinner and a movie was Silly Love Songs by Paul day are za Hut or a local roadhouse. It will not leave you much change McCartney and Wings. pierc- was inexpensive to go out, espe- from R300. And that’s if you eat Today there are so many art- ings and cially when compared to today. at a cheap establishment, and go ists and genres of music it is dif- tattoos, and While everything was cheap- without popcorn at the movie. 8 9 Movie tickets alone cost over and these were the reel-to-reel crazes such as WhatsApp and common. Music converted into Sport Tournament, which they won, R50 on average! Tea-room bio- types that would take up an en- Twitter it has become affordable MP3 format means that hun- By 1976, South Africa was al- and also hosted the 2003 World scopes are a thing of the past. tire floor of a building. for young people to communi- dreds of songs can be stored on ready a pariah in the eyes of the Cricket Tournament, and 2010 These days few guys would Back in 1976, Stephen Job had cate like never before. items such as MP3 players and world. Most countries imposed Soccer World Cup. ever dream of taking their date just established the Apple-Mac- Nearly every home will have a cellphones. sport and cultural boycotts South Africa was readmitted to play Putt-Putt. Clubbing is intosh company after breaking PC, or personal computer. How If you want to watch a movie, against South Africa. to the Olympic Games in 1992 one way to go, and this doesn’t away from Bill Gate’s Microsoft would we ever get by without you do it in the comfort of your Cricket and soccer were only at the Barcelona Games. Since come cheap. Entrance fees, a corporation. them? own lounge through the medium played locally, with no compe- when we’ve taken part in the drink or two, and parking will PlayStation and X-Box exist- And of course, we have to of DVD - digital video disc. En- tition against international op- 1996 Olympics (Atlanta, USA), put a serious dent in your wal- ed only in the imagination. If ask ourselves how we would tire movies can be downloaded ponents. The Natal cricket team 2000 Olympics (Sydney, Aus- let. After you’ve been out you you wanted to play electronic ever get by without the Internet? via the Internet and nearly every won both the cricket Currie Cup tralia), 2004 Olympics (Athens, won’t be able to take your date games, you headed down to the Many teens would simply lay PC has the ability to burn DVD and limited-overs Gillette Cup Greece), 2008 Olympics (Bei- to a roadhouse. With the odd ex- local video arcade where you down and die if they couldn’t copies. during the 1976 season. jing, China), 2012 Olympics ception, these no longer exist. could play coin-operated games access Facebook, WhatsApp The video arcades of the 70’s It was only on the rugby field (London, United Kingdom) and For those not yet driven mad such as Pac-Man and Space In- and Twitter. are no longer with us. These that South Africa was still play- 2016 Olympics (Rio, Brazil). by the ‘health police’, smoking vaders. In 1976 when a student wanted days electronic gaming is played ing internationally. And this was The 2020 Olympic Games that has become an expensive habit. When you listened to music, to research a project, they would on PC’s, PlayStation 4 and only on a limited basis. Austral- were to be held in Tokyo, Japan, A packet of 20 cigarettes used to it was on vinyl or cassette tape. have to visit the library or pour X-Box One. Not only can you ia, New Zealand, and the British have been cancelled due to the cost you over R30. Now, with Other than that, you listened to through encyclopaedias. These play games at home, you can Lions were among the few in- world-wide Corona virus. the inexplicable lockdown ban the radio. Radio 5 (now 5 FM) days the modern student merely play with other players, in other ternational sides that would still In South African sport is a big on tobacco products you will was the station of choice for has to Google the subject, and countries, all via the Internet. play against the Springboks. In deal and we tend to take it very pay between R160 and R300 for most teens. Television hardly just a click of the mouse puts the The combination of entertain- the local rugby Currie Cup, Free seriously. a box of 20 cigarettes. catered for the musical tastes of information at their fingertips, ment options given the technol- State were the champions after And when you do buy them, the youth. Pop Shop, a weekly literally. Of course a lot of this ogy of today is endless. With beating Western Province 33- Safety and Security there are few places where you half-hour programme presented information is incorrect, but that constant updates, there is always 16. 1976 will always be remem- can actually indulge in your by David Gresham, was as good won’t stop students in the least. something new for the youth to The 1976 Olympic Games bered for the Soweto Uprising. habit. as you got. Vinyl records belong in mu- enjoy and spend money on. were taking part in Montreal, It was a defining moment in A great way to be together at In 2020, young people could seums and are collector’s items. Back in 1976 there was no Canada. It was at these games our history. For those living in the fraction of the cost of movie not live without their cellphones. People buy their music on com- Internet and no mobile phones. where 14 year old Romanian townships, life was often tough. tickets would be to download a And if you do not own the lat- pact discs, or CD’s. Yet even Therefore there was no e-mail gymnast Nadia Comaneci scored There was a lot of political vio- movie and make your own food, est model of cellphone, you these are fast becoming obso- or text messages. If you wanted seven perfect 10s on her way lence and crime was not uncom- cuddle up and spend some qual- are looked down upon by your lete. to communicate with someone to three gold medals. Comane- mon. The rest of the country ity time together. It’s not so bad peers. Cellphones include MP3 Downloading music onto a you wrote a letter and sent it by ci was the first gymnast to ever was, however, very safe. and a lot of couples enjoy this players, digital cameras, sound PC, while not always legal, is snail mail. score a ten. Naturally South Af- Children could cycle to school, type of entertainment. recording facilities, an app for “When I was in the army rica was not at the games. They it was safe to go out at night, Salaries are much higher these just about everything, and you and serving on the border I had long since been banned. and people felt safe and secure days, yet they still don’t seem to can even surf the Internet. would write letters to my par- South Africans could still get in their own homes. There were, stretch as far as they did in 1976. Kids as young as seven have ents, my girlfriend and a few of to watch some of the big sport- however, isolated incidents. their own cell phones and with my mates,” recalls Matt. “You ing events on television. The Trains that travelled near Technology would then have to post the let- Wimbledon tennis tournament townships would often have Life was simpler in 1976. ter, wait for it to get there and was one of the most popular. stones thrown at them, targets of There were no cellphones, then wait for them to write back. In 1976 Bjorn Borg became the youth opposing apartheid. e-mail, Internet, Facebook or Obviously it would then take the men’s champion, defeating 2020 is a different story. Safe- Twitter. If someone wanted to time to reach you. It was normal Ille Nastase. Chris Evert took ty and security has become a get hold of you, they had to wait to wait for two to three weeks the women’s title after beating major concern in South Africa. until you were at a phone - ei- before you received a reply. Evonne Cawley. We have one of the highest rates ther at home or at the office. “These days you just send an Since 1994, South Africa has of murder, rape, and armed rob- Home computers were still a e-mail or SMS and you have a been readmitted to all interna- bery in the world. More than 50 thing of the future. Only huge response within minutes.” tional sport. The country host- people are murdered in South corporations used computers ed the 1995 Rugby World Cup Africa every day. A woman is 10 11 raped every 26 seconds. Another thing that you will “I can’t even imagine what it Zone! feature Violent crime has become so see in 2020 is car guards. Try would be like to live without my rife that the media no longer re- and park your car anywhere and cellphone and the Internet,” says ports on it. It is no longer con- suddenly, quicker than a bribe Promise. “Especially with the sidered newsworthy. Houses going into a politician’s pocket, lockdown. The only way I can The Unicorn have been turned into fortresses. a car guard dressed in a yellow stay in contact with my friends Janet Scanlon wrote the following poem about Zone Radio’s very own unicorn. Everyone that can afford it will or orange DayGlo bib will ap- is via WhatsApp and social me- have armed response, electric pear. However did we manage dia.” fences, camera surveillance, and to park cars without them? As interesting as it is to com- burglar alarms. So, did the class of 1976 have pare, we are not going to try and Going out at night can often it better? Or does the class of call a winner here. Matt has pos- be a harrowing event. When you 2020 emerge as winners? It’s sibly the best solution. They say that he’s not real go to a club you always won- difficult to say. While life was “If I could pay what I did back der whether your car will still cheaper, safer, and a lot more in 1976, but earn what I do to- And that he comes from a mystical place be there when you come out. If simple in 1976, it did have dis- day, I would be in seventh heav- your car is still there, providing advantages. en,” says Matt. “Also, if I knew A place where he can sing and dance and you don’t get mugged on the Could the youth of today cope back then what I know today I way to your car, there is always without cellphones, MP3 play- would have an absolute ball.” play... the possibility that you will get ers, Internet, personal comput- hijacked on the way home. And ers, and PlayStation? 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14 15 Zone! feature The Kecks Modern Girls Alex Incani Everybody Danny Goring Lay My Burden Down You heard it first... Sweet Ignitions Neptune Every Monday Zone Radio features new music, both local and international, as part of their Aittala Debt Mission Statement to provide a platform for musicians to showcase their talent. Monday 11 May 2020 South African Artists art of Zone Radio’s Mis- cian can get their music out is to local and international musi- Artist Song Title sion Statement is to pro- upload it to a platform such as cians. For the majority of these Lion Raj The Beach vide a platform for musi- YouTube. The only problem is songs, it is the very first time Go The Rodeo Dowe Ore P Rowan Stuart Sacred Rhythm cians to showcase their talent. that with more than one billion that they are being played over One of the most challenging videos on YouTube these songs the airwaves. Posduif Herinner My things for new artists and bands are not easy to find. Take a look at some of the new Verona Voorwaardes is to get airtime on radio. It of- Zone Radio doesn’t just talk- songs that Zone Radio played Jarrad Ricketts You Are Lord ten ranges from difficult to im- the-talk, they also walk-the- during the month of May. Stiaan Reynierse Blomkind possible. walk. Every Monday listeners NB: Click on any song under- Francois van Coke ft Tasché Hey Babe Often the only way a musi- can hear new songs from both lined in blue to listen to it. Jon Shaw Warriors Tribute Chris J Clarke The Greatest Stories Monday 4 May 2020 Kevin Mark Rule I Am Alive Wandile Mbambeni First Night South African Artists Julian Bach Element Artist Song Title Emma Ellis Mooi Miloh Ramai Secret Essential I ft Bryce Anderson The Weekend Retro Dizzy Blasphemy Jeanique ft Daniel Baron RubixCube International Artists Meizana Break Free Nigel Thomas Stepping Up December Streets Haters Michael Coleman I Will Tell Jesus You Said Hello 7th Wave Restaurant Sugar Sachets Wild Horse (Can’t Believe How Much) The Night Has Changed You Nathan Jean All Roads Richard Lynch Starting Now Chris Duvenage Those Two The False Positives Favorite Things Georic Lomas Verloor Syn Nine Hold On Stanley June One More Night I Am A Rocketship My Nature Ender Bender Honey Lavender Girl International Artists Ethan Gold Not Me, Us Blackelvis L4YL (Looking For Your Love) Victor DeLorenzo Tranceaphone Mardi Gras Don’t Look Back In Anger Seven And Counting That’s The Way (I Feel About You) Tres Kings Sucking On lemons 7 Days In Alaska Hollywood Smash Into Pieces Everything They S4Y Rozalla Magnificent Dustin Wray I Got You Papa Satch See Us Through Primes Moment Lethal Injektion Lennon Greta Hydrogen The William Deuel Band Always Monday 18 May 2020 Tim McDonald Rise South African Artists Easy Day For Night Artist Song Title Trick Or Treat Bloody Rose Gashunters Weeds On The Wall Chris Duvenage Summer Lovin’ Katherine Aly Misty Me The Bottom Barrel Blues Band Lockdown Blues Prysm Watchers SaxbyTwins Don’t Change You Dave Molter Band Fading Away One Voice Wake Up

16 17 Josh Middleton Caught Up Matt Stern One Pair Of Hands International Artists PROGRAM SCHEDULE Scarlet Rebels You Take My Breath Away Autumn Academy ft Charlie Ortiz Hunger Strike Thursday Alex Askew Where Rainbows End 12:00 am - 07:00 am: Music Auto-Stream 07:00 am - 09:00 am: Zone Sunrise Free To Grow Imperfection 09:00 am - 12:00 pm: The Brunch Zone Emmanuelle Sasson Away From Me 12:00 pm - 15:00 pm: The Lunch Zone Monday Jay Hill Band Goin’ To California 15:00 pm - 18:00 pm: The Drive Zone 12:00 am - 07:00 am: Music Auto-Stream 18:00 pm - 21:00 pm: That 80’s Zone Reaven Escape 07:00 am - 09:00 am: Zone Sunrise 21:00 pm - 12:00 am: Music Auto-Stream JAG Piece Of Mind 09:00 am - 12:00 pm: The Brunch Zone Wolfhounds Can’t See The Light 12:00 pm - 15:00 pm: The Lunch Zone Friday 15:00 pm - 18:00 pm: The Drive Zone 12:00 am - 07:00 am: Music Auto-Stream Monday 25 May 2020 18:00 pm - 21:00 pm: The Blues Zone 07:00 am - 09:00 am: Zone Sunrise 21:00 pm - 22:00 pm: Rolling Hills Radio Re-Broad- South African Artists 09:00 am - 12:00 pm: The Brunch Zone cast 12:00 pm - 15:00 pm: The Lunch Zone Artist Song Title 22:00 pm - 12:00 am: Music Auto-Stream Victor Bravo Suiderkruis 15:00 pm - 18:00 pm: The Drive Zone 18:00 pm - 21:00 pm: The Party Zone Tuesday Dozi Partykeer Somtyds 21:00 pm - 12:00 am: Music Auto-Stream 12:00 am - 07:00 am: Music Auto-Stream Bad Scooter Don’t Lie To Me 07:00 am - 09:00 am: Zone Sunrise Saturday Earl John Don’t Lie To Me 09:00 am - 12:00 pm: The Brunch Zone 12:00 am - 07:00 am: Music Auto-Stream 12:00 pm - 15:00 pm: The Lunch Zone Mia Krimineel 07:00 am - 09:00 am: Music Auto-Stream 15:00 pm - 18:00 pm: The Drive Zone Julian Bach The World 09:00 am - 12:00 pm: Saturday Breakfast Zone 18:00 pm - 21:00 pm: The SA Music Zone 12:00 pm - 15:00 pm: Saturday Lunch Zone Alex Cavan For Now 21:00 pm - 12:00 am: Music Auto-Stream James Cross Out Here 15:00 pm - 18:00 pm: Saturday PM Zone 18:00 pm - 21:00 pm: Saturday Sing Along Wednesday Alainite Midnight Vibing 21:00 pm - 12:00 am: Music Auto-Stream 12:00 am - 07:00 am: Music Auto-Stream Lisa Goldin Three Days 07:00 am - 09:00 am: Zone Sunrise Sunday 09:00 am - 12:00 pm: The Brunch Zone 12:00 am - 07:00 am: Music Auto-Stream 12:00 pm - 15:00 pm: The Lunch Zone International Artists 07:00 am - 09:00 am: Zone Sunrise 15:00 pm - 18:00 pm: The Drive Zone Harry Stafford Gothic Urban Blues 09:00 am - 12:00 pm: Sunday Breakfast Zone 18:00 pm - 21:00 pm: The Retro Zone 12:00 pm - 15:00 pm: Sunday Lunch Zone Erin Bloomer Second Best 21:00 pm - 22:00 pm: The Moptops & The King Re- 15:00 pm - 18:00 pm: The Jazz & Swing Zone Mirror Point Is This Was This Broadcast 18:00 pm - 21:00 pm: The Life Zone 22:00 pm - 12:00 am: Music Auto-Stream Young Other All Apologies 21:00 pm - 12:00 am: Music Auto-Stream Caper Clowns Bonsai Tree Kjetil Landsgard Hold On My Child Anything But Human Someone You Loved Old Glory & The Black Riviera Where Did I Go Wrong I, Doris Wonderwomen 021 785 1085 Benjamin Jennebo Better Than This Deerborn Figured Out Unit 1, Solaris Business Park, Lekkerwater The Reverent Cavaliers Wild Dog Road, Sunnydale, 7985, Western Cape PERK Beyond Believing Limberlost The Real Thing D’Accord This Is The One

18 19 Zone! feature cassette. What you would do is lovingly put together for them. fer all your old cassettes and have someone buy the album Cassette tapes were bulky vinyl records onto PC and then and then all of their friends and the covers were flimsy and burn them to MP3 format. Pirates of the Beat would copy it onto a blank cas- always seemed to break. Talking about MP3 format, sette. The more you listened to that’s something else that has Naturally this was frowned a cassette the more the tape changed the way we store and Old School upon by the recording compa- would stretch. Eventually it listen to music. nies because it was taking reve- would sound as if the person When the CD (Compact nue away from them. was singing at half speed. Disc) began to replace cassette Style What was even worse, how- tapes music was stored on a CD ever, was ‘bootleg’ cassette as a WAV file. Music piracy is a big thing and it reportedly costs the industry millions of dollars a year. Yet tapes. These were blank Software became avail- according to Johnny Rodrigues copying music is nothing new. After all they were doing it tapes on to which an able that allowed you to back in 1976. album had been load a CD into your copied. They computer and then ust thinking about 1976 Blaster’. Some of these were Most of the radio presenters would then copy these WAV brings back memories, as massive and weighed a ton. had a habit of talking during the make a colour files onto your I’m sure it will for anyone Most of them would consist intro of the song, and very often photostat of hard-drive. It J the original was a technique that was a teenager during the of a radio tuner and either one they would not play the song to 70s. or two cassette decks. the very end. cassette cov- known as ‘rip- I had just turned 13 and was It was portable, gave pretty I somehow suspect that this er and then ping’. officially a teenager and, like good sound, and went through was in an effort to stop people sell them at You could then many boys my age, I was into batteries at a phenomenal rate. at home recording the music. about a third burn these files my music. So how did we copy music Look, you could still record of the price onto a blank CD, Joe Dolan’s Lady In Blue back in those days? After all it but you’d have some idiots of an origi- thereby creating was the big hit of the year. As we had no Internet, comput- voice over the song. Or you nal. your own CD. was Don’t Go Breaking My ers, fancy software, ipods, MP3 would not have the complete So it’s clear Later these could Heart by Elton John and Kiki players or anything else. song. to see that mu- be copied onto a Dee, December ‘63 (Oh What What we would do was copy Another problem was that sic piracy has memory stick. A Night) by the Four Seasons, music onto cassette tapes. Blank you had to be very accurate as been around for a The problem was and of course Dancing Queen cassette tapes were either 60 or to when you hit the play and re- lot longer that most that WAV files were large. by Abba. 90 minutes long. A 60 minute cord buttons. It was not uncom- people think. In fact Queen’s Bohemian Rhapso- Back then we had three ways tape would give you 30 minutes mon to miss the first few sec- if you’re currently a teen dy, for example, had a file size of listening to music. You lis- on each side. A 90 minute tape onds of a song while the tape then there’s a good chance of 59.7 MB. tened to the radio (Radio 5 was would give you 45 minutes per got started. that your parents were doing it. Another problem was that What MP3 format did was the most popular teen station), side. One of the best ways of cop- One of the favourite things you could record over the tape to compress the file into a or listened to cassettes, or you There were a number of ways ying music was to use a record to do was make ‘compilation’ and often your brother or sister much smaller size. As an MP3, put on a vinyl record. to record music onto a cassette player and cassette deck togeth- tapes. would record over your favour- Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody If you were lucky then your tape. If you had a boombox or er. Most hi-fi systems allowed Most of the girls would have ite album. is only 13.6 MB. parents owned a decent hi-fi radio/cassette player you could this option. You would then a compilation of their favourite I clearly remember wanting to These days you can store set. It would normally consists record directly from the radio play the vinyl record while re- love songs, while the guys may strangle my little sister because hundreds of songs on a single of an amp, tuner (for the radio), onto cassette. cording it at the same time onto have a compilation of rock, pop she went and recorded over one memory stick or SD card. twin cassette deck, record turn- You would press the play and a blank cassette. or whatever type of music they of my favourite albums. Instead of going to a music table and two speakers. With a record buttons at the same time The third option was to use a were into at the time. Yet cassettes were how you shop and buying a CD, you can hi-fi you could listen to radio, and whatever was playing on double cassette deck and record It was also common for guys listened to your favourite music buy and download songs direct- cassette or record. Yet it wasn’t the radio would be recorded from tape to tape. to make compilation tapes for in the car, at the beach, or any- ly from the Internet. exactly portable. onto the tape. There were, of Nearly every album that was their girlfriends. And when where outdoors. I guess that these days we’re For that you needed a boom- course, a number of problems released would be available on they broke up with you the first These days you can purchase spoilt for choice. box, also known as a ‘Ghetto with this. both vinyl and pre-recorded thing they would do was record special cassette players and over your tape that you had so turntables so that you can trans- 20 21 Zone! feature ieter Muller yawned looked again. mans. The German army was loudly and rubbed The entire horizon was cov- on the retreat on the Eastern Dat his eyes. Another ered with ships. Hundreds, no Front, slowly having to give up twelve-hour shift was almost thousands of ships. territory to the advancing Rus- at an end and all he wanted to For a moment he did nothing. sians. One Beachhead do was collapse on his bed and Just stood there with his mouth The Germans also knew that sleep. He had never felt so tired hanging open. Then he came to eventually the Allies would at- in his life. his senses and began to shout at tempt an invasion and open up at a Time The dawn was beginning to the top of his voice, a second front. break and it was light enough “Alarm, alarm, alarm!” That invasion came on 6 June On June 6, 1944 the Allies launched Operation Neptune, the invasion of for Dieter to glance down at his The date was 6 June 6 1944 1944 when the Allies launched occupied Europe. The landings - commonly known as D-Day - on the coast wristwatch. He saw that it was and the Allied invasion of Eu- Operation Overlord - the liber- of Normandy, France, had one objective; to secure a beachhead or foothold. 6.15. Another 45 minutes and rope was about to begin. ation of Europe. The initial part he was off duty. World War Two began on 1 of the plan, named Operation Ron Douglas looks at the lessons we can learn from D-Day and how He stood and gazed across September 1939 when Germa- Neptune, would see the Allies beachheads can be applied in our everyday life. the sea which was covered with ny invaded Poland. carry out an amphibious inva- a thick blanket of mist. The sky By June 1940 the last Al- sion along an 80 km stretch of was overcast and Dieter thought lied troops had been evacuated coast in Normandy, France. it may rain again. It had poured from the beaches of Dunkirk in It was the largest amphibious the previous day. France. Almost all of Europe invasion in world history. More As the mist slowly began to was now occupied by Nazi than 160,000 troops - 73,000 clear Dieter began to make out Ger many. Americans, 61,715 British and shapes on the horizon. At first At the beginning of 21,400 Canadians - would land he couldn’t believe what he was 1944 things were not on D-Day, the first day of the seeing. He rubbed his eyes and going well for the Ger- invasion. 195,700 Allied naval

22 23 and merchant navy personnel in the English port of Dover to about history is that it can teach the following year. Naturally I had also lost 14 kilograms over 5,000 ships were also in- Calais. us important lessons. And there everyone thought I was mad. by that stage. All of this was volved. The Allies did everything in is an important lesson we can Now take a word of advice achieved by establishing beach- Let’s just stop for a moment their power to convince Adolf learn from D-Day. from me (and thousands oth- heads. and consider all of this. If the Hitler that the invasion would Remember the objective of ers), it’s not that easy to lose It’s all about taking it a step objective of Operation Over- take place at Calais. Operation Neptune; to establish weight. at a time. The D-Day landing at lord was to defeat Nazi Ger- A number of deception cam- a beachhead. Well this is some- I wanted to lose 12 kilograms Normandy in 1944 didn’t bring many and liberate Europe, then paigns were undertaken to thing we can apply to our own and there was no way possible an immediate end to the war. why were they landing on some achieve this. The deception lives. I could do it all in one go. Nor But it was the first step in the small stretch of coastline in plan worked so well that for a Most of us have goals that we could I get fit overnight. process that would in fact end France? number of days after the Allies want to achieve. These may be One again it was a question of the war. Surely the plan should have landed at Normandy, Hitler was short term, mid term, or even establishing a beachhead. My Two years ago when I was at been to invade Germany. So still not convinced it was the long term goals. Yet while first goal was to lose one kilo- university I met the most amaz- From then on she and I would why not take a few paratroop- real invasion. many of us know where we gram and my first goal in the ing girl. It was love at first sight. often work together on pho- ers and drop them onto Berlin, He refused to allow reinforce- want to go, we have no idea of quest towards fitness was be- Well, for me anyway. tographic projects and three the capital of Germany and say, ments to be sent to Normandy how we’re going to get there. ing able to walk one kilometre I doubt whether she even months later I asked her if she “Okay, we’re here in Berlin because he still believed that Let’s say you’re still at school without stopping (or dying in knew I existed. I wanted noth- would like to go out for coffee. now, so Europe is liberated.” the actual invasion target was and, for example, you average the process). ing more than to ask her out on It was our first date. What were the Allies doing Calais. 40% in maths. You want to Within a month I was walking a date, but I somehow suspect- Last month we became en- landing in Normandy, some Yet why were the Allies land- change that to at least 80%. five kilometres a day, and I had ed that she would have turned gaged. I once asked her if she 1,036 kilometres away from ing at Normandy. What did they Now while that may be a very almost lost that first kilogram. me down. So I decided that the would have gone out on a date Berlin. hope to achieve? The answer is noteworthy goal, it’s also not an My next beachhead was run- first step would be to establish a with me before she got to know You see the Germans were simple - the Allies needed to es- easy one. And if you go about it ning. First I aimed at two kilo- beachhead. me as a friend. She just laughed not about to give up Europe tablish a beachhead. the wrong way all you’re going metres, then five. I discovered that she was and said that there was no way without a fight. They needed to capture a to do is end up demotivating By the time I was running very into photography and was she would ever had gone out Dropping a few paratroopers foothold in Europe from where yourself. five kilometres every morning I a member of the photographic with me. She said it was only onto Berlin would not cause they could establish a safe area So instead of trying to achieve had lost almost three kilograms. club. So my very first step was once she got to know me better the Germans to say, “Oh look, where more manpower and your goal in one step and go Five months after I had also to become a member of the that she started to like me. there’s ten British paratroopers equipment could be brought from 40% to 80% you need to walked that first kilometre, and photographic club. So you see my plan of estab- in Berlin. We surrender.” across from England. establish a beachhead first. established my first beachhead, The guy that ran the photo- lishing a beachhead worked, The Allies would have to Once they had enough men Why not first try to go from I ran my first marathon and graphic club would often divide just as it has done with many fight for every kilometre and to and equipment they could then 40% to 50%? If you can achieve managed to finish in under four us into pairs and then give us an things in my life. I needed to do this they would need enough set out toward Calais, capture this then you have established a hours. assignment - something we had decide what my final objective manpower and equipment. the port, and soon the trickle of beachhead and you’re ready to The following year I not only to photograph. I went to him was, then plan the steps I would The Allies had no bases in men coming across from Eng- move on to the next beachhead ran the Comrades Marathon, I and asked him if he would mind take to reach that object, and Europe and everything - men land would turn into a flood. - 60%. In this way you move finished it and earned myself a putting this girl and I as a pair. then establish beachheads. Why and equipment - would have to It allowed them to build suffi- closer and closer to your ulti- Comrades Medal. He just smiled and said okay. not give it a try yourself. be brought across by sea from cient manpower and equipment mate goal. England. to fight across Europe into Ger- Let’s look at another exam- To achieve this the Allies many and, in May 1945, defeat ple. Many of us enjoy our food. would need to capture a port or Nazi Germany and bring the I know, I am one of them. And harbour. And the Germans ob- war in Europe to an end. not only did I enjoy food, I en- viously knew this. Now while this may be inter- joyed junk food. When I was in The Germans were convinced esting you may well find your- matric my nickname was Blub- that the invasion would take self asking the question, “So ber Boy. place near Calais. what has this got to do with me. When I finished school I This made a lot of sense for D-Day was in 1944 and this is decided that I wanted to lose two reasons. First of all Calais 2020. How do I benefit from weight. Not only was I going had a large harbour and, sec- this?” to lose weight, I was going to ondly, it was only 40 km from Well one of the nice things run the Comrades Marathon 24 25 Zone! quiz Long Beach Cnr of Cape Road & Buller-Louw Drive, Local is lekker Noordhoek Test your knowledge of South African music with this quiz.

ocal is lekker (nice), or 9. Mammy Blue so they say. That may 10. Jabulani Lnot always be the case, 11. Venus but if we’re honest there are 12. Give Me The Good News some really great South African 13. Buccaneer bands and artists around at the 14. I Like moment. 15. ZX Dan Yet we’ve also had some in- 16. The Spaniard teresting bands and artists in the 17. When Love Comes Knock- past. All of these songs below ing At Your Door charted on the local hit parades. 18. Woodpeckers From Space One or two of them even 19. Born In A Taxi 37. The Wonder Of Your Love made it onto the international 20. Celebrate! 38. How Do You Do charts. 21. My Kind Of Girl 39. The Child Inside Now let’s see just how much 22. Man on the moon 40. Master Jack you know about local music. 23. Picking Up Pebbles 41. Exclusively Yours We’ll give you a list of 50 24. Sunglasses 42. Sally Sunshine songs, all of them local hits, 25. Seagull’s Name Was Nelson 43. One More Angel In Heaven Sponsors of The Drive Show and you tell us the artist or band 26. Put Your Hand In The Hand 44. Toy Train that had a hit with the song. 27. Kentucky Blue 45. Ag Pleez Daddy Here you go then. 28. Little Jimmy 46. Heart 29. Hello A 47. Lady Soul 1. Taximan 30. A Million Drums 48. Better The Devil You Know 2. Hey Boy 31. It’s Amazing (The Incredi- 49. Weeping 3. Clowns (See Yourself) ble Dance) 50. Dear Abby 4. Slow Rain 32. Whisper Your Secret 5. Johnny Calls The Chemist 33. Feel So Strong Answers on page 45 6. This Boy 34. Live On 7. Charlie 35. Paradise Road 8. Substitute 36. I Need A Little Love

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26 27 Zone! Utterances of the Unicorn and amongst the first to have regulations issued by the lady headed matches means that you written record of them was … in the funny hat) have been “mutated” and you yes, you guessed it … the Chi- A bottle of alcohol is placed drink a double. Stike me a drink nese. In modern times drinking in the middle of the table. Drawing one of the headless The Unicorn invents a new drinking game. game apps can be downloaded Each player in turn gets to matches is a bonus and being to mobile devices. Whether or throw the dice. “sticked” you have the right to were first used during the Five a time machine and transport- not the Chinese have had a hand Should any player’s throw re- nominate any of the other play- Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms ed back to the Flintstones (You in these as well is unknown. sult in an odd number, they have ers by pointing the stick direct- between 907 and 960 AD. He did see what I did there, right). What is known is that there is to take a match from their box. ly at them and then attempting wrote: As I write this I have laid out something about “drinking” and Now this is where it gets in- to toss it into their shot glass. If “If there occurs an emergency on my desk the contents of one “mobile” being thrown togeth- teresting … Having drawn the you succeed, they drink. If you at night it may take some time randomly chosen box of Lion er that makes me uncomforta- match you must attempt to strike miss, you drink. This sounds to make a light to light a lamp. Matches. Call it amateur re- ble. Be that as it may, it got me it. If it lights first time and burns simple but after a few, not so But an ingenious man devised search, but of the 44 that are in thinking that I should use that as it should, then this is deemed much. the system of impregnating lit- my little box of friends, 33 that which the Chinese have provid- to be a “fine” match and you do The winner is the last man while ago I was invited tle sticks of pinewood with sul- looked fine and I hasten to add ed and invent my own drinking not have to drink. If, however, it standing! along with five others to phur and storing them ready for that, in this context, “fine” and game. It’s called “Strike me a lights but fizzles out right away, Now there may be among you attend a beer festival in use. At the slightest touch of ”looking fine” are two differ- Drink” and this is how it works. you are deemed to have been many who are well equipped to A Equipment: Shot glasses, al- “flashed” and you drink! take on this game and endure Cape Town. Under the current fire they burst into flame.” ent things. 9 are so buckled and South African draconian COV- In 1270 a fellow named Wu bent they resemble the append- cohol of choice, boxes of Lion If, when struck, the match many rounds. I applaud you. ID-19 lockdown regulations, it Lin Chiu Shih listed sulphur ages of the proverbial cripple matches and dice and bucket. lights but snaps in two with the As for me, one round will see seems like a lifetime ago. matches as something that was crow. Finally, one can only as- lit end ending up in your crotch me shitfaced, doing a Foreign- Despite it being advisable to sold in the markets of Hang- sume that there must have been The rules: threatening a bushfire in the er … and in “Double Vision”, consume copious amounts of zhou, around the time of Marco a nuclear incident in the box The game is played by 4 to 6 nether regions, you have been babbling in what would sound alcohol just to cope being seen Polo’s visit. These were known because one has two heads and people. “fired” and you drink! – Do not to most like bad Chinese and in public with me, four of our as “fa chu” or “tshui erh” which another has no head at all. Each is given a box of Lion try to extinguish the flames with begging the “frauline” to pass merry band were teetotalers, could or could not mean “fire Back at the beer festival I matches – They must be Lion the contents of your shot glass the bucket. In short, I would one a wine drinker and only one inch-stick” … Who knows? found myself watching ine- otherwise, as will become evi- as you this may cause irrepara- become totally dysfunctional was remotely interested in beer. I share this, not because I wish briated lads trying to toss ping dent, there will be lots of fire, ble damage to you genitalia and in much the same way as about Needless to say our “fraul- to demonstrate any historical pong balls into cups of beer. Ap- no drinking and everybody if you need to be rushed to hos- half the contents of the average ine” was underwhelmed. A prowess, but rather to establish parently this is something that goes home sober and the bucket pital you will be disqualified box of Lion matches. lovely busty girl with a cheery the fact that these little fire start- a couple of students who were goes to waste. from the game. disposition she was. However ers have been around for thou- bored with conventional table Each is given their own shot If you draw one of the buck- Catch the Unicorn on the it all went tits up when we or- sands of years and that from all tennis started doing at Dart- glass – this is so that there is no led and bent matches, consid- Drive Zone, Monday’s to Fri- dered 4 waters, one Coke and a accounts they were reliable and mouth College back in the 50’s. involuntary swopping of saliva. er yourself “crowed” and you day’s between 3.00 pm and beer. Although she kept smiling worked well back in the day. It’s called Beer Pong and the Well, at least not for the first 10 drink. 6.00 pm. one knew that behind her beau- And yes, throughout the years idea is for one team to get the rounds anyway. (COVID-19 Drawing a one the double tiful eyes burned the question as part of ongoing development other team as drunk as possible … “WTF”? we have seen variations. We’ve by landing a ping pong ball in a 021 555 0757 [email protected] Although not obvious now, seen chemical matches, fric- cup and making them drink the Block A, 71 Millennium Business Park this brings me nicely to match- tion matches, white phosphorus contents. It looks like fun and 19 Edison Way, Century City es. Historically, the term match matches, safety matches, storm appears to attach a noble and Cape Town referred to lengths of cord laced matches and lifeboat match- competitive element to simply 7441 with chemicals that allowed es. The last two may be one in drinking, getting shitfaced, fall- them to burn continuously. Ac- the same thing, but the point is ing down and vomiting all over cording to an ancient Chinese that they are a “thing”. Progress the floor. It’s a drinking game. An independent financial planning practice, providing book called “The Records of has been made and things were These are games that involve concise and objective solutions to our clients the Unworldly and the Strange” looking good until 2017 when the consumption of copious written by a dude called Tao we encounter Lion Matches. amounts of alcoholic beverages Gu around 950 BC, matches All of sudden we are thrust into and they date back to antiquity 28 29 Zone! feature • 14 - Mozart wrote the opera, aircraft pilot in the world the United States. Mitridate Rè di Ponto. • 16 - Alexander the Great • 18 - Mary Queen of Scots is Although Zone Radio plays mainly music from the 60s, • 14 - Nadia Comaneci Founded His First Colony. the ruler of two nations. TWO 70s and 80s, many of their listeners are still in their teens. achieved what no Olympian • 17 - Shawn Fanning devel- • 18 - Mary Shelley writes the Which goes to show that they appreciate music that is more ever had before - perfection. ops the first large-scale peer- classic novel, Frankenstein. than 40 years old, because good music will always remain • 14 - Fraser Doherty starts a to-peer file sharing program, • 19 - Joan of Arc becomes a OLD MEN good music. It got the Two Grumpy Old Men to ask the business making and selling Napster. saint. question, “Just how bright is the average teen?” jam. By the age of 16 he is a • 17 - Malala Yousafzai Wins • 19 - The average age of a millionaire. a Nobel Peace Prize. soldier during the Vietnam ne of the things that Internet and smart phones still • 5 - Tori Amos is admitted to • 14 - Yasha Asley becomes • 17 - Balamurali Ambati be- War. both Matt and John do existed only in the imagination the famous Peabody Institute the youngest professor in comes the youngest quali- • 19 - Steve Jobs begins not enjoy about teens of science fiction writers. These at the John Hopkins Univer- the world. He is teaching at fied medical doctor. collaborating with Steve O the University of Leicester • 17 - Nick D’Aloisio Sells an Wozniak and developed the is that the two of them are no days information on just about sity. She was expelled at the longer teens. Not by any stretch anything you want is only a age of 11. while pursuing his own de- App to Yahoo! for $30 Mil- personal computer within of the imagination. mouse click away.” • 7 - Yehudi Menuhin gives gree. lion. two years. “I enjoyed being a teenager,” And most teens adapt to new his first solo violin perfor- • 15 - Tommy Ricketts and • 17 - Suhas Gopinath be- • 19 - Mark Zuckerberg com- says Matt. “I had few responsi- technology very quickly. For mance with the San Francis- Andrew Fitzgibbon win the comes the World’s Youngest mercializes Facebook. bilities, knew all there was to the older generation it’s not as co Symphony. Victoria Cross (VC), Brit- CEO. • 19 - Bill Gates co-founds know about anything, and had easy. This is something that • 10 - Tatum O’Neal wins a ain’s highest award for brav- • 17 - Wayne Gretzky be- Microsoft. an opinion on everything. And both Matt and John agree on. Best Supporting Actress Os- ery. comes a professional ice I’m sure that few of you are any “I have a friend that has the car. • 15 - Louis Braille invented hockey player. different to the way I was.” latest smart phone and he still • 11 - Country musician Billy the Braille System. • 18 - Saira Blair became the Yet according to his parents battles to just make and receive Gilman has a hit single and a • 15 - Farnum Thayer Fish be- youngest person ever to be he was lazy, irresponsible, good calls on it. Forget about using all platinum album. came the youngest licensed elected into government in for nothing and a know-it-all. It the fancy features of the phone. • 11 - Stevie Wonder is signed seems the more things change He’s only just learnt how to by Motown records. He has the more they remain the same. send text messages,” says John. his first hit single at the age Every older generation seems Yes, today’s teen does spend of 13. 071 225 1421 to think that teens are not worth a large amount of time texting, • 12 - William “Willie” John- much, that they should be kept tweeting, or Facebooking. But son earned the Medal of under lock and key until they then again the older generation Honour, the highest award Sunnydale, Noordhoek are at least 30, and that they are never had access to texting, for bravery in America, for 7975 Cape Town, Western Cape a drain on society. tweeting, Facebooking or even his actions during the Amer- “One of my colleagues com- the Internet. ican Civil War. plains that all her 18 year old Otherwise they probably • 12 - South African Karen son does is go online,” says would have done exactly the Muir breaks the world re- John. “I reminded her that when same as the teens of today do. cord for the 110 yard back- she was his age all she managed Just remember that the teens stroke. was to do lines.” of today are the leaders and par- • 13 - John wrote the first draft “What I’m trying to say is ents of tomorrow. of the Gospel of John, one that the average teen is far more And if that thought scares of the greatest written works intelligent than you give them you, just look at the achieve- of all time. credit for. Not all of them think ments of some teens and pre- • 13 - Joan of Arc led the that Joan of Arc was Noah’s teens listed below. French army in a major vic- wife, or that Pontius Pilate flew tory against the English at Television Repair Service in Sun Valley planes for SAA,” says Matt. • 5 - Michael Jackson joins Orléans during the Hundred 4 Cruiser Close, Sun Valley, Cape Town “Teens of today also have the Jackson 5, has his first Years’ War. Telephone 021 785 2224 far more access to information hit single at the age of 11, • 14 - David slays Goliath. than I did as a teen” says John. and his first solo hit at the • 14 - Bobby Fischer became “Back then things such as the age of 13. a Chess Grandmaster. 30 31 Zone! food Zone! food Tony’s Top Tips Quick & Easy Chef Tony Zola dishes up some top tips. This month we’re looking at soup. Ground nut soup his is a popular dish in garine. move the bay leaf. Add the North and East Africa 2. Add 1.5 litres of chicken peanut butter. here’s no getting away • Make sure that you always • Give your soup a bit of a where ground nuts are a stock. 6. Blend with a hand blender. from it, winter is upon have stocks on hand. Chick- zing by adding spices. A bit T common ingredient. They crush 3. Add ginger, tomato paste, 7. Serve hot with a roll or thick Tus once again. This is the en, beef and vegetable stock of curry added to a soup will ground nuts (peanuts) to make thyme, chilli flakes and bay slice of bread. perfect season for hearty, warm can easily be used as a base give it a nice kick. the soup. We are going to cheat leaf and bring to the boil. bowls of soup. for a soup. • When your soup is ready by using peanut butter. 4. Turn the heat down and al- The chilli gives the soup a There’s nothing nicer on a • You can make smooth soups to simmer, throw in an old This soup is cheap to make, low to simmer on low heat bit of a bite. If you don’t like cold winter’s night than a bowl (you will need a blender for cheese rind. The rind will simple to prepare, and its deli- for 20 – 30 minutes. it spicy, you can leave out the of hot soup. And soup is so easy this) or chunky soups with soften and the flavours of the cious. 5. Remove from heat and re- chilli flakes. to make and so versatile. chunks of vegetable, You cheese will infuse through- Here are some tips that you can also add cubes of beef, out the dish. PEANUT SOUP can use to help with making lamb, pork or shredded • Be creative with soup. Left- Ingredients soups that the whole family will chicken. over meat or chicken can be 1.5 litres chicken stock enjoy. • If you want to make a shredded and added to soup 3 tbsp smooth peanut butter smooth, thick soup then to give it flavour and con- 2 tbsp tomato paste add something sistency. 1 onion that will act as a • Almost anything can be 1 piece fresh root ginger, peeled thickener. Potato, turned into a soup. For in- ¼ tsp thyme pumpkin or but- stance take two tins of ½ tsp chilli flakes ter nut is perfect creamed sweetcorn, add a 1 bay leaf for this. Once it tin of low fat milk. Heat it 1 tsp butter or margarine is cooked use a until it is nearly boiling and 2 large sweet potatoes, chopped. blender to smooth then blend it - Cream of it. Sweetcorn soup. Method • Yogurt is a • You can freeze soups. So 1. Cut the onion and sweet po- very good (and make a large pot and then tato in fairly large pieces and healthy) idea for freeze some for later. sauté for a minute or two in making creamy, a teaspoon of butter or mar- silky soup.

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32 33 Zone! music 101 Forever Young Would you like fame, fortune, and a Number One hit - all before the age of 21? Well these people managed to get it right. Lorde

ccording to tradition bum Greatest Hits Vol. 1 & 2 is Alone Now in 1987. It went on you are not officially an the third-best selling album in to become a #1 hit. Aadult until you’re twen- the United States. The Spice Girls were an Eng- ty-one years old. In fact is many Joel had his first hit, Piano lish pop girl group formed in countries it’s a law. Man, in 1973 when he was 24. 1994. The group consisted of five Bearing this in mind it’s no But his involvement with mu- members, who each later adopt- wonder that many people think sic began way before that. ed nicknames initially ascribed that teens are not capable of do- When he was 16 he played to them: Melanie Brown (“Scary ing anything useful until they piano on the Shangri-Las’ hit Spice”), Melanie Chisholm Click on any link to become an adult. Leader Of The Pack. (“Sporty Spice”), Emma Bunton Yet, as history has proved, Sometimes music runs in the (“Baby Spice” who was 20), Geri listen to the song. there are many teens and even family. This was certainly the Halliwell (“Ginger Spice”), and pre-teens that have achieved case with The Osmond Family. Victoria Beckham, née Adams The King of Pop, Michael number one on the UK Singles the No.1 spot in the US Billboard success. They had success as a group (“Posh Spice”). Jackson had many #1 hits during Chart. Chart with her single Royals. Take a look at the artists be- but three of the family, Donny, They were signed to Virgin his career, including a number of Harry Webb, better known 1964 saw The Kinks first UK low. These are just a few of the Marie, and Jimmy, all had solo Records and released their debut hits with the Jackson 5. as Sir Cliff Richard, was just No.1 with You Really got Me teens that have achieved interna- #1 hits. single, Wannabe, in 1996. His first solo #1 hit was Ben, 19 when, back in 1959, he had written by the then 20-year-old tional success. Donny Osmond was 14 when Long time rivals Britney Spears which he recorded back in 1972. a number one hit with Living Kinks frontman, Ray Davies. Stevland Hardaway Morris is he had a #1 hit with Go Away and Christina Aguilera both has He was 13 at the time. Doll. Billie Eilish was 16 when her an American singer, songwriter, Little Girl. success while still in their teens. English singer-songwriter The song became a hit again debut EP, Don’t Smile at Me, and multi-instrumentalist and His younger sister, Marie Os- Spears was 17 when she re- Adele Laurie Blue Adkins bet- in 1986 for the charity ‘Comic reached the top 15 in the US, has had hit after hit. mond, had a hit with Paper Ros- leased Baby One More Time ter known simply as Adele, re- Relief’. UK, Canada, and Australia. He has been blind since short- es when she was 13. It reached while Aguilera was 19 when she leased her first album, called 19, Ask anyone to compile a list Her accolades include five ly after birth, but this has never #1 in the US Country Charts. released Genie In A Bottle. when she was actually 19 years of their top 100 favourite songs Grammy Awards, two Ameri- slowed him down. Little Jimmy Osmond was Taylor Swift was only 18 when old. The first hit off the album and Procol Harum’s A Whiter can Music Awards, two Guin- He had his first #1 hit at the only nine when he had a smash she had a US Country #1 hit with was Chasing Pavements. Shade Of Pale will be on most ness World Records, three MTV age of only 13 with a song called hit with Long Haired Lover Our Song. Kate Bush was 19 when she people’s list. Video Music Awards, and one Fingertips (Pt. 2). From Liverpool. Kisean Anderson, better released her debut album The Keith Reid was just 20 years Brit Award. She is the youngest Oh, and you probably know Brothers David and Shaun known as Sean Kingston was 19 Kick Inside. Included on the old when he created the song. person and second person ever him better as Stevie Wonder. Cassidy starred in the 70’s TV when he had his hit with Beauti- album was Wuthering Heights At 15, Dennis Seaton of Musi- to win the four main Grammy Back in 2002 Avril Lavigne series The Partridge Family. ful Girls. which went on to become a cal Youth wrote 80’s reggae an- categories – Best New Artist, was only 17 when she released Both had success as solo art- South African Gwyneth Jou- number one hit single. them, Pass The Dutchie, which Record of the Year, Song of the her debut album, Let Go. ists. David was 20 when he had bert, who sang under the name Billie Piper is a well known rapidly spread across the globe Year and Album of the Year – in The album produced not one, a hit with I Think I Love You. Gwyneth Ashely Robin. had a hit English actress. She also ap- in 1982, holding the number one the same year. but two #1 hits. The first was Shaun was a year younger, 19, when she was 13 with Little Jim- peared as a series regular in the spot in the UK for three weeks. And lastly, how about young Complicated and this was fol- when he had his hit with Da Do my. Tragically she died in a light BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who. Ella Marija Lani Scottish lass Lena Zavaroni. lowed by Sk8er Boi. Ron Ron. aircraft crash three years later. At the age of 15, Piper re- Yelich-O’Connor, known pro- At the age of just 10 her single Billy Joel is the third-best Tiffany Darwish, better known Teen heart-throb Justin Bieber leased her debut single Because fessionally as Lorde, is a New Ma! (He’s Making Eyes At Me) selling solo artist in the United as Tiffany, was 16 when she was 16 when he had his first hit, We Want To, which made her Zealand singer and songwriter. charted in quite a few countries, States and his compilation al- did a remake of I Think We’re Baby. the youngest artist to enter at She was just 16 when she took including South Africa. 34 35 Zone! health Remember the words to the ‘Shoop Shoop Song’ made fa- mous by Cher. “If you want to know if he loves you so, it’s in his kiss, Something to that’s where it is.” So bear in mind that girls smile about don’t want to kiss a boy that has lips that look as if a world If puckering is painful and pursing is purgatory then war has taken place on them. you probably have chapped lips. Gwyneth Bowman Take care of your lips and gives you seven tips for smoother lips. you’ll have something to smile about this winter. et’s face it - summer for a few seconds. Yet all you brand name. is over and the win- are doing is aggravating the Many of the cheaper brands L ter is here. Cold win- problem. will do your lips more dam- Watch what passes between beverages to give your lips a ter weather, dry indoor heat, Use a lip balm: While Katy age than good. your lips: When your lips are break as they heal. and even a habit of constantly Perry may have liked “the Screen out the sun: The chapped they’re far more sen- And just remember guys, licking your lips can lead to taste of her cherry chapstick”, sun’s ultraviolet rays can sitive and certain foods can these tips are not just for the chapped lips. you don’t have to kiss a girl damage and dry the sensitive irritate them. girls. Okay, you may want to The moisture in the skin to like it. skin on your lips. In fact the Be extra careful of pepper, lay off the lipstick, but make evaporates leaving rough, Most lips balm products lips are a common site for mustard, barbecue sauces, sure to follow the other six cracked, sensitive lips that are waxy or greasy and work skin cancer. orange juice and alcoholic tips. leave you little to smile about. by sealing in moisture with a Your lips don’t contain Protecting your lips from protective barrier. melanin (the pigment or col- chapping is not only impor- There are many types and ouring that can help protect tant for appearance and com- flavours available, so pick skin from the sun). So your fort, it’s just as important one that you like so you’ll lips can sunburn easier than for you health. Cold sores, use it frequently. the rest of your face. bacterial infections and oth- Try petrolatum: No, this is Certain skin cancers that er problems are more likely not some strange new chem- appear on the lips can be seri- to strike lips that are already ical. It’s plain old Petroleum ous and more likely to spread. damaged by chapping. Here’s jelly such as Vaseline. Just So if you’re going to be out in a few things you can do to smear some on your lips. the sun, even the winter sun, keep your lips soft and moist. Wear lipstick: Not only can use a lip balm that contains Don’t lick your lips: Lick- lipstick make your lips look sunscreen. ing your lips wets them and hot and sexy, it can also help Choose a product that has a the repeated exposure to wa- them. sun protection factor (SPF) of ter actually robs moisture Lipstick can help in mois- at least 15 or higher. from the lips, causing them to turising and protecting lips Check out your toothpaste: become dry. If your lips are against the sun’s ultraviolet An allergy to your toothpaste chapped then licking them rays. or mouthwash could be the does make them feel better Just a word of reason for the rough, red skin caution though. on your lips. When you’re Try switching brands of buying lipstick, toothpaste and avoid using splash out and mouthwash for a few days spend a little to see if the problem clears. extra to get a Remember to rinse well after good quality brushing. 36 37 Zone! sport The Perfect 10 Front cover pic The next time that someone tells you that no-one is perfect, SAFE MY MATE: One of the Two Grumpy Old Men that present the Sunday Breakfast just mention the name Nadia Comaneci. In 1976 she showed Zone, John Verster, makes sure that he has all the protection he needs to stay safe from that not only was perfection attainable, but that she could do Covid-19. The other Grumpy Old Man, Matt Tennyson - who took the photograph, says it seven times. ByStix Mkhize. that the only protection he needs when John is around is a good set of ear plugs.

ou’ve probably heard est gymnast ever to win the Ro- the saying, “No-one is manian Nationals. Yperfect.” Well back in At the age of 11, in 1973, she 1976 a 14-year-old girl proved won the all-around gold, as well them all wrong. as the vault and uneven bars ti- Nadia Elena Comăneci was tles, at the Junior Friendship born in OneSti, Romania on 12 Tournament. November 1961. Her first major internation- At the age of only six she al success came at the age of was selected to attend Béla 13, when she nearly swept the Károlyi’s experimental gym- 1975 European Championships bars titles and a bronze medal nastics school after Karolyi in Skien, Norway, winning the on the floor exercise. spotted her and a friend turning all-around and gold medals on The Romanian team also cartwheels in a schoolyard. every event but the floor exer- placed second in the team com- She was just eight when she cise, in which she placed sec- petition, capturing silver. came 13th in her first Romani- ond. She was named the United She was the 1976 BBC Sports an National Championships in Press Internationals’ “Female Personality of the Year in the 1969. Athlete of the Year” for 1975. overseas athlete’s category and The following year, at the age It was at the 1976 Summer the Associated Press’s 1976 of nine, she became the young- Olympic Games in Montreal, “Female Athlete of the Year”. Canada that Nadia would stun She also retained her title as the the world. UPI Female Athlete of the Year. After she had finished her Back home in Romania, routine on the uneven bars on Comăneci’s success led her to July 18 her score was flashed be named a “Hero of Socialist up on the electronic scoreboard. Labour”; she was the youngest Her score was shown as 1.00. Romanian to receive such rec- At first the crowd was con- ognition during the administra- fused and they began to boo the tion of Nicolae Ceauşescu. judges. Then they realised what In November 1989 she de- had happened. fected to the United States of The scoreboards only went America and in 1996 she mar- up to 9.99 and Nadia had just ried former gymnast Bart Con- become the first gymnast in ner. Olympic history to score a per- In 2000 Comăneci was named fect 10.00. as one of the athletes of the Over the course of the Olym- century by the Laureus World pics, Comăneci would earn six Sports Academy. additional 10s, en route to cap- turing the all-around, beam, and

38 39 Zone! sport a piece of Evander Holyfield’s championship golds in total. Laura Dekker ear. 16 year old Dutch teen Laura Yet at the start of his career Karen Muir Dekker became the youngest Age means nothing Tyson was one of the most for- How about our very own Ka- sailor to complete a solo cir- To break a world record or become a world champion takes hard work, dedication, and midable boxers ever to climb ren Muir? In 1965, at the age cumnavigation of the world. experience. And experience comes with age - and that’s something that should have been into the ring. of only 12, she set a new world And she had to fight for the explained to these champions and record breakers. He won the world heavy- record in the 110 yards back- right to even make the attempt. weight championship title at stroke. The Dutch government said the age of only 20. The young- During the next five years she that she was far too young to at- hey say we’re young You can’t legally vote, drive a 26 year-old Jamaican was the est heavyweight ever to do so. would go on to set fifteen world tempt to sail around the world and we don’t know, we car, or have a drink until you’re reigning world champion as records in the backstroke at 100 alone. Twon’t find out until we 18. well as the 100 metre world re- Carissa Moore metres, 200 metres, 110 yards, So she took them to court grow, or so said Cher in the hit Yet when it comes to the cord holder. Standing 1.70 metres tall and and 220 yards. where she eventually won per- song I’ve Got You Babe which world of sport age isn’t always Someone should have told 21 weighing only 64 kg, Carissa Sadly she passed away on 1 mission to make the attempt. she sang with her late husband that important. year old Yohan Blake. Blake, Moore doesn’t look like a world April 2013 as a result of breast Sony Bono. In fact often age means abso- another Jamaican, finished the champion. cancer. She was 60 years old. Jahangir Khan Let’s face it, age sometimes lutely nothing. Just take a look race in a time of 9.92 seconds, Moore, from Honolulu, Ha- Anyone that knows anything does count against a person. at some of these world champi- beating Bolt into second place. waii, finished school at the end Sebatian Vettel about squash will know the ons and record breakers. Although Blake’s winning of 2010. The following year, At the age of 19 Germany’s name Jahangir Khan from Paki- time was slower than Bolt’s 2011, saw the 18 year old be- Sebastian Vettel became the stan. Yohan Blake world record time of 9.58 his come the youngest ASP Wom- youngest driver to race at a In 1981, at the age of 17, At the 2011 IAAF (Interna- win did mean that he was now en’s World Surfing Champion. Grand Prix meeting, plus Vet- Khan won the World Open tional Association the new 100 metre World Cham- Since turning professional tel became the youngest driver Squash Championship when of Athletics pion, and the youngest ever 100 she has already earned more to score world championship Federations) metre World Champion. then $250,000 Dollars in prize points when he came seventh at World Cham- money. the 2007 US Grand Prix. Sebatian pionships Wilfred Benitez He was also the youngest Vettel held in Dae- In 1976 at the age of 17 years Fu Mingxia driver ever to lead an F1 race, gu, South and three months, Wilfred Be- How many teenagers get the along with being youngest Korea every- nitez stepped into the boxing International Olympics Com- driver to have claimed a pole one knew that ring to meet WBA Light Wel- mittee to change the rules? position and the youngest to Usain Bolt terweight champion Antonio Well 13 year old Fu Mingxia have ever won a Formula would win Cervantes in a world title fight. did exactly that. One Grand Prix. the 100 metre Benitez was still at high In 1991 she took the gold At the age of 23 he sprint. school and many of his class- medal in the 10 metre platform became the youngest After all the mates had come to watch the diving event at the 1991 World ever Formula One world fight. Swimming Championships in champion when he took 15 rounds of boxing later and Perth, Australia. She was 12 at the 2010 F1 Drivers’ Champi- Benitez became the youngest the time. onship. boxer ever to win a world title. The following summer, Fu took gold at the Barcelo- Alexis Thompson Mike Tyson na Olympics aged 13, which A five shot victory at the ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson is probably prompted divings governing Navistar LPGA (Ladies Profes- remembered for all the wrong body to rule that all future di- sional Golf Association) Clas- reasons - such as his temper, vers must be at least 14 years sic in Alabama, USA saw 16 brushes with the law, and his old by the year of the contest in year old Alexis ‘Lexi’ Thomp- world title fight where he bit off the Olympics, World Champi- son become the youngest golfer onships or World Cup to enter. to win an LPGA event. She went on to win four Olympic golds and two world Martina Hingis 40 41 he defeated Australian, Geoff only 10 years old. Chess Champion. A chess prod- a test match against Sri Lanka and three Sherpas. Hunt, who was the previous igy, she is the youngest female in Colombo. Norman Whiteside Upon successfully hiking the year’s world number one and Dominique Moceanu player ever to qualify for the When Norman Whiteside de- Vinson Massif in December four time World Open cham- Moceanu trained under title of grandmaster and the Javed Miandad buted for Northern Ireland at 2011 at the age of 15 years, 5 pion. coaches youngest ever to win the Wom- Pakistan cricketer Javed the age of 17 years and 41 days months, 12 days, Romero be- It was the first of six World Marta and Béla Károlyi, and en’s World Chess Champion- Miandad became the youngest at the 1982 World Cup in Spain, came the youngest climber in Open titles that Khan would later, Luminida Miscencu and ship which she won when she player to score a double test he became the youngest player the world to complete the Sev- win. Mary Lee Tracy. was just 16. century. to appear in a World Cup. en Summits - the seven highest She earned her first National He was 19 years and 140 days When selected for the World peaks in the world. Martina Hingis Team berth at age 10 and repre- Jack Paine when he scored 206 runs in a Cup squad by manager Billy Nicknamed the ‘Swiss Miss’, sented the United States in vari- Scoring a hole-in-one at golf match against New Zealand in Bingham, he had played just Toni Stadler Martina Hingis was only 12 ous major international compe- is a major achievement for any 1976. two competitive games at club The youngest person to have when she won the French Open titions at the junior level. golfer. level. skydived is four year old Toni junior title. She was the all around silver Jack Paine pulled off this feat Hasan Raza Stadler from South Africa. Two years later she became medallist at the 1992 Junior Pan when he was only three years Hasan Raza is a Pakistani Ian Thorpe Toni was strapped to Tan- the youngest player to win a Am Games and the 1994 junior old. cricketer who set a world record Thorpe was named as the dem Master Paul Lutge’s chest Grand Slam match when she U.S. National Champion. Paine scored his ace on the 60 when he became the youngest most successful athlete at the as they leaped out of their sin- beat Jolene Watanabe-Giltz in In 1995, at the age of 13 and metre sixth hole at an executive player to play international test 2000 Summer Olympics. When gle-engine plane 10,000 feet the Australian Open aged 14 a half, she became the youngest course, the Lake Forest (Calif.) cricket. Thorpe was 14 he represent- above the earth, free falling for years. gymnast to win the senior all- Golf and Practice Centre. At the time of his debut Raza ed Australia – youngest male half a minute before opening Two years later, at the age of around title at the U.S. National was only 14 years and 233 days ever to do that – and won the the parachute. 16, Hingis won both the Aus- Championships. Vasil Lobzhanidze old. 400 metre freestyle at the Perth tralian Open and Wimbledon She was the youngest mem- At the age of 18 Lobzha- World Championships in 1998. And there you have it. Some singles titles. ber of both the 1995 World nidze, who played for Georgia, Rashid Khan remarkable champions and, Championships team became the youngest player to In September 2019, Khan led Jordan Romero with the exception of Yohan Naomi Kutin and the gold med- participate at a Rugby World the Afghnistan cricket team in Romero was just 13 years old Blake, all while still under the Naomi Kutin set a world al-winning 1996 Cup. the one-off Test against Bang- when he reached the summit of age of 21. record for the 97 pound (44 Olympic squad, This was at the 2015 Rugby ladesh, and at the age of 20 Mount Everest in May 2010. So when it comes to achiev- kg) division in the raw squat the Magnificent World Cup in England. years and 350 days, became the He was accompanied by ing something in sport, or any event by lifting an astound- Seven, and was youngest cricketer to captain a his father, Paul Romero, his other field for that matter, don’t ing 215 (97.7 kg) pounds popular with Jack Hartley Test match side. step-mother, Karen Lundgren, let a little thing like age hold at the RAW Unity weight both the pub- The youngest Springbok of you back. lifting championships lic and gym- all time was Bishops schoolboy in Texas. And she was nastics fans. Jack Hartley. She is the He only played one test for last gym- South Africa and that was nast to against an English touring team Dominique Moceanu compete at on 5 September 1891. an Olym- At the time of his debut Hart- pic Games ley was 17 years and 18 days legally at old. the age of 14. Mohammed Ashraful On 6 September 2001 Mo- Hou Yifan hammed Ashraful of Bang- Hou Yifan is a ladesh became the youngest Carissa Moore Chinese chess player to score a test century in grandmaster cricket. and four-time He was 17 years and 61 days Women’s World old when he scored 114 runs in 42 43 Zone! humour ry with too much reliance on If I need air I’ll just suck it in canned peppers. through the 10 centimetre hole Judge 2: Ho hum, tastes as if in my stomach. The Great Natal Curry Contest the chef literally threw in a can of chilli peppers at the last mo- Naidoo’s Toenail Curling ment. (I should take note at this Curry or those of you who have of chicken. Slight chilli tang. standing behind me with fresh stage that I am worried about Judge 1: The perfect ending. lived in Natal, you know Judge 2: Exciting BBQ fla- refills. Feels like I’m eating nu- Judge # 3. He appears to be in This is a nice blend curry. Not how typical this is. vour, needs more peppers to be clear waste! F a bit of distress as he is cursing too bold but spicy enough to They actually have a Curry taken seriously. uncontrollably). declare its existence. Cook-off about June/July. It Judge 3: Keep this out of the Lalla’s Legal Lip Remover Judge 3: You could put a Judge 2: This final entry is a takes up a major portion of a reach of children. I’m not sure Judge 1: Meaty, strong cur- grenade in my mouth, pull the good, balanced curry. Neither parking lot at the Royal Show what I’m supposed to taste be- ry. Cayenne peppers freshly pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. mild nor hot. Sorry to see that in Pietermaritzburg. sides pain. I had to wave off two ground, adding considerable I’ve lost sight in one eye, and most of it was lost when Judge Judge 3 was an inexperienced people who wanted to give me kick. Very impressive. the world sounds like it is made #3 passed wind, passed out, food critic named Frank. the Heimlich manoeuvre! They Judge 2: Average beef curry, of rushing water. My shirt is fell over and pulled the curry Frank: “Recently, I was hon- had to rush in more beer when could use more tomato. Must “The contestant covered with curry which slid pot down on top of himself. oured to be selected as a judge they saw the look on my face. admit the chilli peppers make a seemed offended unnoticed out of my mouth. Not sure if he’s going to make at a Curry Cook-off. The origi- strong statement. when I told her that At least, during the autopsy, it. Poor man, wonder how he’d nal person called in sick at the Shamila’s “Burn down the Judge 3: My ears are ringing, her chilli had given me they’ll know what killed me. have reacted to really hot cur- last moment and I happened to garage” Curry sweat is pouring off my fore- brain damage.” I’ve decided to stop breathing- ry? be standing there at the judge’s Judge 1: Excellent firehouse head and I can no longer focus it’s too painful. Screw it; I’m Judge 3: No Report. table asking for directions to curry. Great kick. my eyes. The contestant seemed not getting any oxygen anyway. the Beer Garden when the call Judge 2: A bit salty, good use offended when I told her that her came in. of chilli peppers. chilli had given me brain dam- I was assured by the other Judge 3: Call 911. I’ve locat- age. Shareen saved my tongue two judges (Natal Indians) that ed a uranium pill. My nose feels from bleeding by pouring beer the curry wouldn’t be all that like I have been snorting Drain directly on it from the pitcher. I Local is lekker answers spicy and, besides, they told me Cleaner. Everyone knows the wonder if I’m burning my lips I could have free beer during routine by now. Get me more off. The other judges asked me 1. Taximan - éVoid 19. Born In A Taxi - BLK Sonshine 36. I Need A Little Love - Lionel the tasting, so I accepted”. beer before I ignite. Barmaid to stop screaming. Screw them. 2. Hey Boy - Via Afrika 20. Celebrate! - Julian Laxton Band Petersen 3. 3. Clowns (See Yourself) - Ella- 21. My Kind Of Girl - Cinema 37. The Wonder Of Your Love - Here are the scorecard notes pounded me on the back, now mental 22. Man on the moon - Ballyhoo Jody Wayne from the event: my backbone is in the front part Verishnee’s Vegetarian Vari- 4. Slow Rain - Celtic Rumors 23. Picking Up Pebbles - Cornelia 38. How Do You Do - The Rising of my chest. I’m getting drunk ety 5. Johnny Calls The Chemist - Fall- 24. Sunglasses - Hilary Sons Machado’s Maniac Monster from all the beer. Judge 1: Thin yet bold vege- ing Mirror 25. Seagull’s Name Was Nelson - 39. The Child Inside - Qkumba Zoo Tomato Curry tarian variety curry. Good bal- 6. This Boy - Sweatband Des & Dawn Lindberg 40. Master Jack - Four Jacks & A Judge 1: A little too heavy on Baboo’s Black Magic Bean ance of spices and peppers. 7. Charlie - Rabbitt 26. Put Your Hand In The Hand - Jill the tomato. Amusing kick. Curry Judge 2: The best yet. Ag- 8. Substitute - Clout Alan Garrity 41. Exclusively Yours - Dickie Judge 2: Nice smooth tomato Judge 1: Black bean curry gressive use of peppers, onions, 9. Mammy Blue - Charisma 27. Kentucky Blues - Lauren Copley Loader & The Blue Jeans flavour. Very mild. with almost no spice. Disap- and garlic. Superb. 10. Jabulani - P.J. Powers 28. Little Jimmy - Gwyneth Ash- 42. Sally Sunshine - Clive Bruce 11. Venus - Stockley Sisters ley-Robins 43. One More Angel In Heaven - Judge 3 (Frank): Holy crap, pointing. Judge 3: My intestines are 12. Give Me The Good News - 29. Hello A - Sharon Tandy & Billy Richard Loring what the hell is this stuff? You Judge 2: Hint of lime in the now a straight pipe filled with Crocodile Harris Forrest 44. Toy Train - John Edmond could remove dried paint from black beans. Good side dish gaseous, sulphuric flames. 13. Buccaneer - McCully Workshop 30. A Million Drums - Dennis East 45. Ag Pleez Daddy - Jeremy Taylor your driveway. Took me two for fish or other mild foods, not Can’t feel my lips anymore. 14. I Like - John Ireland 31. It’s Amazing (The Incredible 46. Heart - Gene Rockwell beers to put the flames out. I much of a curry. I need to wipe my butt with a 15. ZX Dan - Radio Rats Dance) - Pocket Lips 47. Lady Soul - DJ Jazzy D hope that’s the worst one. These Judge 3: I felt something snow cone ice-cream. 16. The Spaniard - Lesley Rae 32. Whisper Your Secret - The Hel- 48. Better The Devil You Know - people are crazy. scraping across my tongue, but Dowling icopters Stingray was unable to taste it. Is it pos- Mahomed’s “Mother-in- 17. When Love Comes Knocking At 33. Feel So Strong - PJ Powers & 49. Weeping - Bright Blue Phoenix BBQ Chicken Curry sible to burn out taste buds? law’s” Curry Your Door - The Dealians Steve Kekana 50. Dear Abby - Little Sister 18. Woodpeckers From Space - Café 34. Live On - Pierre De Charmoy Judge 1: Smoky, with a hint Shareen, the beer maid, was Judge 1: A mediocre cur- Society 35. Paradise Road - Joy 44 45 Zone! 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