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\'olum~ 128. Issue 36 www.reriew.udel.edu Tu~sda~ · . l\ larch 5. 2002 KRS-ONE emphasizes importance of experience BY K.W.EAST Your brain controls your body, but Here invented a new instrument, Cultural Programming Advisory Slaff Reporter to this day neurologists do not know Parker said. Board member, said he thought Success in life is achieved where the mind is." He also pointed out how emcee Parker focused on essential topics. through finding your true purpose, The words that we speak can Grandmaster Flash "transcended his "I feel as though Parker brought Lawrence Parker - commonly affect our reality in ways we do not education" as an electrician by up a few religious and known as emcee KRS-ONE - said understand, he said. connecting two turntables together philosophically-centered statements in a speech Thursday night in To illustrate this, Parker gave the with a simple on/off switch. so that that brought up issues that are Mitchell Hall. example of earlier emcees who the beat would loop continuously. important to the African-American "A degree does not define who rapped about cars and money they In addition, Parker talked about community," he said. you are," he said. "Your did not have. Ten years later, hip­ the rivalry that erupted last year After the speech, the audience confmnation of who you are makes hop's stars attained that wealth. between rappers Nas and Jay-Z, in was invited to participate in a it official." On Boogie Down Production's which he was mentioned. question and answer period. Parker used his experience in the 1987 Criminally Minded, "No how big you get in the Parker explained his belief that hip-hop world and his knowledge of members of the group posed _with pop world, the only thing that Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed are philosophy to show how to realize automatic weapons and rapped about matters is your reputation," he said. "personalities who will lead you to goals in a speech titled "Urban violence. Later that year, DJ Scott ''Whatever they were saying on the discovering your purpose." Inspirational Metaphysics." La Rock died of a gunshot wound radio, the T.V., it did not matter. He was also asked about his Early Metaphysics, a branch of while trying to break up a fight, "On the street, everyone was feelings toward the Black philosophy that studies truth, is Parker said . saying, 'Didn't KRS-ONE already Entertainment Television Network. . concerned with how man perceives "So speak only good words, even have an album called the Blueprint?' " I feel that it is somewhat the world, he said. Urban when people are hating on you, so umbalanced," he said. "We should Metaphysics is an updated version that good things will come to you," In order to attain that reputation have more black shows on other of that science. he said. and overcome insecurity and networks, rather than trying to carve The first step in finding your As a member of seminal '80s hip- unhappiness, Parker said, the most out a separate niche in pop culture." purpose is to question what you ' hop group, Boogie Down TIIE REVIEW/Rob Meletti important thing is for an artist to Parker explained the moniker already know, Parker said to more Productions, Parker said he has Emcee KRS-ONE connected hip-hop and philosophy in explaining know his direction. "KRS-ONE" and recited a poem to than 200 in attendance. incorporated this individualistic urban metaphysics in a speech at Mitchell Hall Thursday night. "The quickest way to discover draw his speech to a close. "The truth does not take four principle into his music. Rap music your purpose is to volunteer your "Knowledge Reigns Supreme years to learn," he said. "You have promotes this idea by "telling it like with his third point: about DJ Kool Here, who is widely· time," he said. "If you are doing Over Nearly Everyone .. . because to have the courage to look past your it is" in urban neighborhoods, he "Always remember that acknowledged as the inventor of rap something for free, you are going to ignorance rules the minority." education and decide for yourself said. everything is something else too," music. fmd out real quick whether it is what Parker' s speech was sponsored by what is real and what is fake. Parker encouraged audienc~ he said. "Everything." By interacting with the turntable, you want to do." the Center for Black Culture and "The next important step is to members to "think outside the box" He explained why this idea is so which was previously seen as an Sophomore Ramsey Harris, CPAB. separate from the mind. important to rap music by talking appliance that is set and left alone, Project Alcohol policy at new acquits hotel instigates debate BY GRACE GODDARD alcohol with their meal, but there will be no. Contributing Editor seating around a bar, and those drinking must The recent decision by the university to be seated at all times. innocent build a hotel on Laird Campus caused debate "We don' t want a atmosphere," BY JEFF LUDWIG among members of Newark City Council and he said. "We don't want the hotel lounge to Stude11t Affairs Editor the surrounding community with regard to turn into a popular watering hole for Post-conviction DNA testing has alcohol and zoning issues. students." granted freedom to many wrongly Some council members said they were Godwin said he did not want the sale of convicted people, Peter Neufeld, author initially hesitant to approve the construction alcohol at the hotel to have any negative and co-founder of the Innocence Project, of the hotel. effects on the surrounding neighborhoods. said Thursday night in Memorial Hall to The original plans included a bar and Newark resident Albert Porach, who lives approximately 150 attendees. lounge area, but council and community on East Park Place, said the consumption of "The beauty of DNA is that it has members said they feared the sale of alcohol alcohoi by those at the hotel was not a large become the gold standard of innocence," at a cocktail lounge could promote drinking in problem for him. he said. an area close to the surrounding Christiana Porach said he is more concerned with the Neufeld said this standard has shifted a Towers and Pencader residence halls. re-zoning issues than with the sale of alcohol. TIIE REVIEW/Rob Meletti Councilman Karl Kalbacher; 3rd District, Godwin said the land for the hotel will be paradigm in the criminal justice system Peter Neufeld's Innocence Project from one of guilt to one of innocence. said the prospect of having a lounge where considered a business zone, but the area recently proved the innocence of alcohol was served would contradict the goal TIIE REVIEW/File photo He said DNA testing recently helped surrounding it is university and residential. Newark City Council decided that the the Innocence Project exonerate Bruce Bruce Godschalk, convicted in 1986. of the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation Porach said he felt that since the property Grant, which works to prevent underage building to be built on Laird Campus Godschalk, the 1 03rd person released resembles the perpetrator through "relative was originally zoned for the university, it drinking. will house a restaurant but not a bar. through its use after conviction. judgment." should not be changed into business property. "By putting a bar inside the hotel, they Neufeld said Godschalk was wrongly He said police officers that handle cases "Lf MBNA came in and was trying to build what are they doing in business?" would be sending a mixed message to convicted in 1986 of raping two should not be present during the a hotel on that property, the city would be Councilwoman Christine Rewa, 6th students," Kalbacher said. "We wanted to Montgomery County, Pa. women. identification process. looking into it a lot more," he said. "Just District, said she likes the idea of the hotel take a measured approach to control alcohol." When the process became available to "Even if it is unintentional, there still because the university is doing this doesn't because it benefits to HRlM majors. As a result, he said, the council members Godschalk last month, Neufeld said, the exists the possibility of subtly coercing the mean they should be allowed to start their "I think this will be a world-class hotel," worked with members of the community, test proved the same man had raped both witness," Neufeld said. "Statements like, own business." she said. "I've only heard a few constituent of the women in 1986, but that man was 'What about number six' and 'l noticed representatives from the university and hotel Godwin raised the same concern at the questions, regarding the impact of watershed planners to form an agreeable compromise. not Gpdschalk. you looking at number three' stem from a council meeting, but he said it was not a large and additional traffic." Mayor Harold F. Godwin said the city was "He was innocent," he said. "One and a desire to bring disclosure to a case." focus of debate. Building for the hotel is scheduled to begin pleased with the agreement it formed with half weeks ago Godschalk walked out of Neufeld said trying to bring change to " I understand this will be gootl for the in April alongside Clayton Hall on New Blue Hen Limited Liability Corporation, jail, spending 15 years in prison for a the current criminal justice system is hotel, restaurant and institutional management London Road. which is in charge of plans for the hotel. crime he didn't commit." impeded by the lack of willingness from major," he _said. " But the university is Patrons of legal drinking age who order He said Godschalk' s case is one that officials to investigate mistakes. supposed to be an institution of education, so See editorial, A4 food in the hotel's restaurant can be served not only exemplifies the value of DNA "The only institution in America where testiqg, but also illustrates one problem life and liberty are at stake and we don't that exists within the criminal justice examine its breakdown is that of criminal system. justice," he said. Neufeld said the Innocence Project, a Family speaks in drug commercial To solve that problem, Neufeld said he non-profit organization at the Benjamin N. finds the 'smoking gun' of individual "It can be addictive and is a neurotoxin," she Cardozo School of Law in cases - the reason a confession is false or BY JANE TAYLOR He said many parents think their child is the Sraff Reporter said. City, examined its first 100 cases to find evidence is inaccurate. only one struggling with drug issues. The summer of 2000 changed the lives of A neurotoxin is a drug that does damage to out why innocent people were wrongly "It makes you feel good to pinpoint the "[We want them to know] they're not alone." Jim and Elsa Heird forever when their youngest His family wants people to know that ecstasy short-term memory. Current research will accused and imprisoned. problem," he said. daughter, Danielle, took two ecstasy pills and determine the effects of ecstasy on long-term In those cases, he said, 80 percent of At of his lecture, Neufeld is a dangerous drug and clear up any the problems were attributed to mistaken was found dead the following morning. misconceptions, Heird said. memory, Roach said. described the rewarding nature of his work The Heirds took their story public, speaking The use of ecstasy has increased rapidly eyewitness identification, 50 percent to with the Innocence Project. " [We] wanted to tell the truth,'' he said. to students, teachers and police officers. "People are dying, going to the emergency during the past five years, she said. police or prosecutorial misconduct and 33 "If you are involved in wa~king an Now, the whole nation will be their audience. Use of ecstasy rose 71 percent since 1999 percent to forensic science errors. room. innocent person out of prison, that Four 30-second commercials, sponsored by and an additional 20 percent in the past year, Neufeld also said the quality of public "People don't know and [we can] help them experience will stay with you until the day the Partnership for a Drug-Free America, Roach said. Twelve percent of teens admit to defenders, especially for people of color, -give them a basic education." you die," he said. started at the local level in February, said Nora having used the drug, she said. is often abysmal. Former Delaware Attorney General Jesse Coleman, .a substance abuse counselor Roach, associate director of public affairs for at the university, said ecstasy combines a Business administration professor John Anti! "All [the public defender] needs to do Charles Oberly, university criminal law PDFA. stimulant and hallucinogen and is popular said he believes the commercial will be is pass the 'mirror test,' " be said. "If you professor, was present at the speech and The footage was recently given to national effective, but the audience of teen-agers will be put a mirror under the nose of the attorney said he uses Neufeld' s book, "Actual among college students. broadcast stations, she said. "It's not too expensive, not concealed and hard to reach. and it fogs up, you' ve got confi"dent Innocence," i.n Ills class to show students a Roach said the organization approached the readily available," he said. " It' s extremely difficult through council.'' complete view of the system. Heirds about doing the commercial. The drug heightens awareness, and a advertisement to address this audience,'' he However, at 80 percent, the most "If you' re going to teach, you've got to "[l had] no reservations. None at all," Jim euphoric feeling typically lasts for a few hours, said. problematic issue in wrongful teach both sides of the law," he said. Heird said. " It's painful, but it needs to be said Coleman said. "The feeiing of invincibility - 'It won't imprisonment by far is that of mistaken Sophomore Charles Collins-Chase, and needs to be done." Effects of using ecstasy include dehydration, happen to me'-is strong," Anti! aid. eyewitness identification, he said. who helped organize the event through a Seven hours of filming went into creating the lockjaw, seizures and severe perspiration, he Robert Sharpe, program officer for the Drug Neufeld said thi could be partially grant from the DuPont and Alison commercial, he said. and the footage with the Policy Alliance, said the commercial will affect attributed to the practice of using photo Scholars Program, said turnout was larger said. best emoti onal impact was chosen. Roach said other s ide effects include an parents more than their children. spreads - a process where the victim of a than expected at the speech. Heird said he hopes the commercial ~ill increased heart rate, increased blood pressure "LFor parent J it's credible:' he said. "It's crime is shown the photos of six suspects. He said the speech was the third in the make an impact on teen-agers as well as their and in some cases, death. their worst fear." He said there is often an urge bY the "Living in Hi story•· public lecture series parents. victim to pick the one that most closely that continues Thur day. A2. THE REVIEW • March 5. 2002 Act increases welfare work terms BY JULIA DILAURA. ALIZA ISRAEL AND "Families who wo rk unde r low- paying j o bs JAYSON RODRIGUEZ have mo re income tha n if they just received Staff Reporten welfare." Un ited S tates Sens. Thomas R. Carper, D­ Mahaney said the poverty level for a family De l.. a nd Evan Bayh. D-lnd .. introduced the of three is $ 15.020 annually, or $ 1,252 monthly. Wo rk and Family Act Thursday, a proposal to Under the current welfare reform policy, 50 increase the 1996 work requireme nts for percent of all families on welfare and 90 percent indiv iduals a nd fa m il ies receiving federal of two-parent fa milies o n welfare must be welfare. officials said. employed . Wo rk require me nts are a central po int of She said the Division of Social Services has debate in the discussion regarding the future of conce rns a bout inc reasing the w o rk welfare. Preside nt George W. Bush ' s welfare requirements for welfare recipients. NINE AMERICANS KILLED IN AFGHAN AITACK plan proposes to raise the percentage of welfare "Curre ntly the federal gove rnment requires WASHINGTON - Nine Americans have been killed in recent operations recipients that must be employed . 50 percent o f the caseload tha t can wo rk to in eastern Afghanistan, the most to die in combat since the War on Terrorism A recent recommendation fro m the National [hold jobs], and I think that is f ine as long as began last October, U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said Monday. Governor' s Association calls for a n expansion they give states flexibility as to what is defined Six troops were killed Monday when their Chinook helicopter was shot of the de finition of work-related activity in light as work," Mahaney said. down and a firefight ensued, and a seventh died later from his wounds, of the struggling economy. " Tha t wo uld be importa nt to us because Pentagon sources said. At least 10 U.S. military personnel also were injured in Jenn Connell, press secretary for Carper, said we' re serving families [with] multiple barriers that incident. Another U.S. serviceman died when he apparently fell out of a in spite o f the c urre nt lethargic state of the to work through - substa nce a buse, me ntal helicopter as a rocket-propelled grenade hit it. The helicopter managed to fly economy, Carper believes that maintaining a job health issues - and I think those families need back to Gardez, capital of the Paktia province in eastern Afghanistan. is the best way gain self-sufficiency. additional attention and support in order to be The ninth U.S. soldier was killed Saturday. THE REVIEW/File photo Greg Patterson, communications director for successful at work." Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said enemy forces had sustained Go v. Ruth Ann Minner, said she supports the The WoriC and Family Act proposal seeks to Sen. Thomas R. Carper, D-Del., introduced "much larger numbers of killed and wounded, and there will be many more." Na tion al Go ve rnors Association "s sta nce to increase the work requirements of all families the Work and Family Act, which affects He said the assault would continue. lessen the work re quire me nt of the curre nt from 50 percent to 70 percent over five years. those families who receive federal welfare. At least 40 American troops also were wounded in the incidents, which welfare law. If the ne w propos al i s near future. occurred in an operation started Friday against suspected al-Qaida and Taliban "The governo rs are more in ------passed, 50 percent of two­ "The law won' t be changed this year. It will believed to be regrouping near Gardez in eastern Afghanistan. favo r o f n exibitity," he said. "Families who parent households will be take months before each side figures out what is "The idea is that each state can required to hold jobs. During in each proposal - this is the beginning of a DASCHLE CALLS FOR SHARING OF PLANS tailor the welfare program to its work under low- the subsequent five years, the long process," he said. WASHINGTON - Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, 0-S.D., said needs." guideline would increase to 70 ConneU, however, said she believes Carper' s Sunday that the failure to tell Congress about the existence of a "shadow Conne ll said C arp e r , the paying J• ObS p e rce nt to meet the single- proposal will be a point for consensus. government" that is operating at two secret locations outside Washington, D.C. former governo r of Delawa re, parent family requirement. Mahaney said 6,017 Delaware families and was "a pretty profound illustration" of the Bush administration's unwillingness understands the governo rs do have more Connell said Carper and 10,551 individuals are served through the state's to share infonnation about the war against terrorism Appearing on two Sunday-morning television interview programs, Daschle not want to increase the wo rk the NGA are in agreement on Temporary A ssistance for Nee~y Families r e qui reme nts as hig h as h e income than if allowing job tra1nmg, program. echoed remarks he first made last week that the administration has to do a does, but want to give resources e ducation and drug abuse Out of the 6,017, she said, 224 are two-parent better job of explaining its plans for the next phase of the effort to combat to allo w each s ta te g reat e r they just treatment to become included families. terrorism. flexibility. with work activity. A strong economy helps welfare reform "What I'm simply saying is that I think the time has come for us to be " S e n . Car per w a nts to received Delaware statistics show achie ve success, Mahaney said. Since asking a lot more questions," Daschle said on NBC's ''Meet the Press." provide states with increased the state has currently No v e mbe r 2001, slight fluctuations in the While appearing on "Fox News Sunday," Daschle said the administration funding for transportation, child welfare." exce eded the work number ofTANF caseloads have been observed. should provide Congress with "the operational infonnation that would allow us care and incentives for states to requirements, she said. " In November 2001, we had 6,038 cases on to make as good a judgment about the overall success of the operation and the place people in higher salaried "Right now, Delawareis at need for the resources that the president has requested. That is a constitutional · b " h ·d - Rosanne Mahaney, TANF," she said. "We' re currently at 6,017, and JO s, s e saJ . 54 percent and they are prior to that it was 5,847 as of January." obligation, that isn't just something nice to know. It's something we need to know." Rosanne M a h a n ey' c hief chiefad ministrator for the already ahead,, she said. Connell said Carper was in office as governor administrator for the Div is ion DivisionofSocialServicesofthe " Carper isn' t loo king to in 1996 whe n w e lfare law passed and he Daschle said he was "surprised" to learn about the "shadow government" of Social Se r v ices of the Delaware Department of Health incre ase the percentage all at understands the logistics needed to exercise this from a report Friday in The Washington Post and cited this as "an illustration Delaware Department of Health and Human Services once. Instead, he wa nts to next step. of the need for a better communications process." According to the report. and Human Services, said work increase it over a five y ear "The previous law' s goals were met - to since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, approximately 100 senior civilian requireme nts have had a period, at 4 percent per year." lower the number of families on welfare," she government managers have been working in two secret, secure locations on the positive effect on recipients of welfare. Patterson said Minner will meet with Carper said. "Now the bill needs to be reauthorized. East Coast Their task would be to direct essential government functions in the event of a nuclear or other catastrophic attack on the nation's capital. "Families who just receive welfare are well and other senators to discuss compromises, but "Now we are looking to give the states more under the f ed er a l poverty limit," s he said. a decision will probably not be reached in the flexibility to help keep the families off welfare." AIRPORTS SCREENED NINE OF SEPT. 11 HUACKERS, O~~SAY • WASHINGTON - N"me of the 19 hijackers who commandeered jetliners Sept. 11 were selected for special security screenings that morning, including Implantable chip holds information two who were singled out because of irregularities in their identification documents, U.S. officials said this week. BY KRISTOPHER A. KO reason be brought the technology Bolton said many religious groups personal location devices is that it Six were chosen for extra scrutiny by a computerized screening system. Staff Reporter out in the so soon. are concerned that they signify the gives people the power to know prompting a sweep of their checked baggage for explosives or unauthorized A computer ide ntification chip " Whe n we saw that the "mark of the beast." where a pe rson is at all times," weapons, authorities said. The ninth was listed on ticket documents as traveling implanted inside the human body fire fi ghte rs we r e writing with A c co rding t o the Bible , the Tien said. with one of the hijackers with questionable identification. that would store valuable medical magic marker on their bodies, we " m a rk o f the be a st" i s an "A Jot of civil liberties depend Authorities also said they could not say if screeners noticed the box-cutting information may soon be a reality, knew the Ve riC hip would be a identifying mark that all people on the fact that people don' t always knives used in the attacks. Such knives were allowed on airplanes before Sept a cc ording to a Florida-b ased muc h more effic ie nt way to will be forced to wear just before know where you are." 11. 1be disclosure, however, raises questions about the adequacy of aviation technology company. identify lost or injured victims," he the apocalypse. He said the chip could be used security measures before the attacks, which have come under increasing Keith Bolto n, chief technology said. Bolton said he rejects the notion for locating a lost pet, but that it is scrutiny from some lawmakers and relatives of victims. officer a t A pp lied D ig ita l T he Dig ita l tha t the VeriC hip . ano t~~~ ~S J!e. ~hen implantiJ!g tq~, .... • Qrle grppp, .Flmlil,ies of SeptembJ:r. U. bas called for a ,congressional Angel, a sa te llite ______..._ .,_. -- re p"rese n ts this Solutions, said the compa ny is chip in a numan being. investigation of possible security lapses that day, including a disputed report seeking government appro val for tracking system the claim. Tie n said he thinks technology that one of the terrorists fired a gun on one of the jetliners. " VeriC hip," a tiny e n code d c ompa ny pla ns t o "People who T h i s h as the pote ntia l for too much "We hav~ a very low confidence level in the Department of Transportation, computer chip approx imately the intr oduce in the technology is not development. . given what's been going on," said the group's treasurer, Stephen Push, whose size of a grain of rice. future , w ill . g ive access high- coerced," he said. "Who knows whether this chip wife, Lisa Raines, was killed on American Airlines flight 77. ''We want an The VeriCbip is implanted into VeriCbip users the " It is voluntary · will eventually be used to monitor outside party to investigate this." the forearm just under the skin by a o ption t o be security a nd is used fo r criminals instead of throwing them 1be group's concerns stem from an internal FAA memorandum written large needle device, and read by an monito re d in a n y good, not evil. in jail," he said. Sept. ll that refers to a shooting on American Airlines Flight 11. The e lectronic scanne r to re tr ieve a locat ion, Bo lton facilitieS like "T he chip leaves Tien said he worries about what "Executive Summary" says, "one bullet was reported to have been fired" by p e r son 's sp ecific me dical said. } no m a rk o n the is c alle d " func tion cre ep," the hijacker Satam M.A. AI Suqami, and that the victim was passenger Daniel information, be said. The de vice w ill nUC ear pOWer outside of the body notion that technology begins at a Lewin. " It will bold information about tra n smit tha t b ecau se it is small stage and is intended to stay FAA and fBI officials have repeatedly said the gun reference was a mistake embedded medical devices such as informa tio n to a plants, or a imp la nte d u n de r there, but ends up ballooning out of that was corrected in later versions of the same document Officials said the pacemakers," he said. "If you are in map in a monitoring the skin." proportion. evidence indicates that Lewin was probably stabbed to death along with the an emergency, the paramedic can station, alerting the COCkpit tO an Phi I o sop b y " W e feel that once the two pilots on Hight 11. scan your b od y a nd ge t the proper personnel to ai•rp}ane, COUld p rofes sor R ob e rt technology becomes available more information off the chip ." your p recise Brown sai d the things will be gradually added to ANTHRAX INVESTIGATORS DEFEND THEIR METHODS AND B o lto n said the scanners are location, be said. h h• h• real concern with it," he said. "I think the burden of PACE similar to UPC scanners, and would " T h e Digita l ave t IS c Ip the c hip i s c ivil proof is on the companies to show WASHINGTON - Federal investigators, stymied for months in their b e m ad e availa ble to hospitals , Angel is a pager and • I t d lib e rties a nd tha t it can be d o n e sa fely and pursuit of the anthrax killer, said they are laying the groundworlc for a science­ p ar am edics and other officials to watch combina tion, Imp an e privacy matters securely." based prosecution and are watching a small number of individuals believed scan p eople wh o h ave th e abo ut the size of a under the a nd no t o n what T h e p ro ble m i s whe the r the capable of launching the attack by mail that left five people dead last fall. VeriCbip. quarte r ," B olto n re li g io u s g roups syste m wo uld be safe e nough to FBI agents in the United States and abroad have interviewed hundreds of He said the VeriChip would be said. " lt will be used skin." say. pre ve nt h acking, Tie n said, and people, executed dozens of search warrants, searched for the machine used to used for other purposes, too. to he lp sa v e live s " In my opinion, w ith a ny techno logy there will copy the letters and reviewed thousands of documents and records in "Its primary use is medical, but a nd im prove the religious fa natics a lways be te rro rist s tha t try to connection with the case, according to people familiar with the investigation. it is also for security," Bolton said. quality of life and to - Keith Bolton, that talk about 'the interfere or defeat it. Still, officials said that they do not have a ''prime suspect" in the case, and " People who access high-security help stop abductions chief technology officer at mark of the beast' "We spend a lot of money on a that most of their progress has come in eliminating false leads. They believe facilities like nuclear power plants, and kidnappings." Applied Digital Solutions and think the e nd system that gives us a false sense of their best chance at narrowing the list of potential suspects might lie in a or a cockp it to an air plane, could T he Dig ita l time is upo n u s , security , when in reality, it is not scientific breakthrough that allows researchers to distinguish among stocks of have this chip implanted under the Ange l w ill a lso be are c ra z ies w h o secure at all," be said. the same strain of anthrax. s kin, e liminati ng the need for used to read glucose don ' t m e rit a n y Si ste r Julia Keegan, 1be FBI moved forward on that track last week, delivering subpoenas to traditional ID's," he said. levels, blood oxygen le vels, pulse serious journalistic attention," be s pokeswom a n for St. F ra nc i s U.S. laboratories known to have the same virulent Ames strain of anthrax that Bolton said he hopes to have the and blood pressure, he said. said. Hospita l in Wilmington , said she was used to kill five people and sicken at least 13 others. Fede ral D r u g Admini stra tion 's T he r e are no h e a lth ri sk s Lee Tien, senior staff attorney f eels the Ve riCbip a nd Dig ita l Researchers who received the subpoenas - believed to have gone to 12 to approval for the VeriC hip, which involved with the VeriC hip a nd for the E lec tro n ic Fronti e r A ngel ca n be b eneficial but that 20 laboratories - said they have been asked to follow strict guidelines to ship will retail for $200, within three to Digital Angel, Bolton said. Foundation, a privac y advo cac y they also have downsides. samples from their facilities to Army researchers at Fort Detrick in Maryland four weeks. "T h e c o m pany ha s been group, said he has other concerns. " While the init ia l c oncept is by Friday. H e sa id p e ople h a ve s h own injecting microchips in animals for He said the chip is an invasion of good," she said, " I wo uld want to interest in the VeriChip, which is 20 years," he said . privacy a n d h as ma ny ris ks be sure the VeriC hip is accessed - compiled by Julia DiLaura and Aliza Israel from LA. Turtt!s and already available in Lati n America. Despite the· be nefi ts VeriChip involved. o nly by the right pe ople, for the Washington Post wire reports Bolton said Sept. I I is the main and Dig i ta l Angel c ould bring, "The o ve ra ll proble m w ith right reasons."

JUVENILES STEAL CAR Damage to the window is estimated said. Four juveniles were charged with at $100. An unknown person pried the door receiving stole n pro perty and open with an unknown instrument. c onspiracy Friday when Ne wark DRUNK MAN TRIES TO FIGHT The victim said nothing was taken, Police stoppe d a sto le n vehicle, AT BOWLING ALLEY but the damage is estimated at $50, he Officer Scott Horsman stated in a Police arrested a 19-year-old man said. press release. on charges of disorderly conduct and The arresting officer charged a 13- underage consumption after he got PROPE RTY TAKEN FROM year-old girl from Newark, a 14-year­ into a fight at the Blue Hen Lanes JEEP old girl from Wilmington and two bowling alley Saturday, Horsma n An unknown person entered a Jeep boys, 14 and 15, also from said. Wrangler parked at Newark Parking Wilmington, after the car was stopped The man was attempting to fi ght lot # l on 98 E. Main St. sometime in the parking lo t of the College with the management when police between Saturday night and Sunday Square Shopping Center, he said. were called. He was found to b e morning, Horsman said. intoxicated, Horsman said. · The person entered the victim's car LOOSE CHANGE STOLEN The man was taken to the Newark and removed an E-Z Pass device and TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY Between Friday night and Saturday Police Department where he was later I 0 CDs with a total value of $ 11 5, be morning an unknown person broke released pending an appearance in said. into a car parked at the College Square Alderman Court #40. The hood and the windshield of the Sunny, Partly cloudy, Partly cloudy, Shopping Center, Horsman said. car were also damaged, Horsman said, highs near 40 highs in the upper 40s highs near 50 The person broke the window of PARKED CAR PRIED OPEN causing $200 worth of damage. the car and removed approximately $3 A car parked on New London Road - courtf'iiY of llw Nmional Wn llht•r Sen ·iC'e in change from the vehicle, he said. was broken into Sunday, Horsman - compiled by Susan Kirkwood March 5, 2002 • THE REVIEW • A3 Hypnotist mesmerizes student audience BY KELLY HOUSEN " I remember people laughing, but I don' t ''It was bizarre." because Bresadola did not perform card SwffR eporter remember any details." Another scenario Bresadola created for his tricks during his act. Laughter and awe filled the Perkins Freshman Beverly Miller said she was volunteers was a horse race, in which the Bresadola said be is a certified Student Center Saturday as hypnotist Thomas skeptical of the effectiveness of hypnosis person holding the ticket for horse number hypnotherapist and has been a full-time stage Bresadola gave a performance that beforehand, but after seeing what happened eight won $1 ,000. Crow was the person with hypnotist for 14 years. entertained and mystified. on stage she believed in its power. the lucky number. He said he always knew he wanted to be During his show, Bresadola hypnotized a Bresadola said he realizes that many "I thought I was really winning $1,000," an entertainer and hypnotist. group of 17 volunteers to think they were people doubt the reality of his craft. she said. " I almost started crying, because I " I believe it's because I saw a hypnotist stuck to their chairs and believe the people "l tell the skeptics that if hypnosis is not have the worst luck in the entire world, and when I was young, and since then I always sitting next to them were whispering into real then I have to be one hell of an for that to happen was absolutely incredible." knew I was going to [do this]," Bresadola their ears. entertainer," he said. " [I would have toJ have Bresadola's last feat of the evening was to said. He also had them believe they were 14 people on the stage with nothing pre­ hypnotize his volunteers to think be had He said be performs approximately 200 driving their dream car down a highway, arranged and be able to make the audience performed card tricks during the show, and shows a year across the country and has when someone cut them off causing the laugh." told them that afterwards they would say they hypnotized thousands of people. volunteers to flip off the other driver, to the Freshman Lindsay Crow, a nother were not spectacular card tricks at all. Sophomore Kelle Colyer-Brown, vice­ delight of the students in the audience. volunteer, said she was a disbeliever before When audience members approached president of variety events for Student Freshman Kristen Baldyga was one of her experience. Crow after the show to ask her about the card Centers Programming Advisory Board, said those hypnotized. "l remember some of the things that tricks, she said she thought they were nothing Bresadola's show was a departure from more "It was reallv odd," she said. "When he happened, but I remember thinking that they special, and that she already knew how to do conventional events sponsored by the group. THE REVIEW/Celia Deitz was making us 'go to sleep I could feel my were definitely real," she said. " I really all of them because her brother taught her Bresadola's show was the first Hypnotist Thomas Bresadola made eyes getting really heavy and I couldn't open thought I was driving down the highway in similar tricks. performance of SCPAB's new Spectacular volunteers believe they had won a horse them. my red Jeep Wrangler. The people then laughed hysterically Saturday Series. race or were stuck in their chairs. Repeat sightings Students fast for 30 hours BY MONICA NOLAN some of the night at the church, youth group. Staff Reporter located on Delaware A venue, playing "Every year I seem to learn ofman in Sypherd Participants of the Calvary Baptist games and talking, and were also something new," she said. Church's 30-Hour Famine this past given a place to sleep if they wanted. Wisotzkey said she felt weekend experienced the hunger felt BY LESLIE LLOYD this was the first incident with the Freshman Kevin Boettcher said the ligbtbeaded from the lack of food but daily by a large part of the world's Phowgraphy Editor unknown male this year, there were first six hours of the famine were the for the most part felt fine. population. An unknown middle-aged man at least two sightings of him during worst. Last year the event bad 55 Graduate student Chris Elliott, was sighted several times walking Fall Semester 2001 in the same area. participants and raised a total of organizer of the event, said the famine through the halls of Sypherd Junior Nicole Faries, resident $3,600, Elliott said. Res idence Hall, coinciding with started Friday and was held to raise Freshman Kevin Kovaleski said assistant of Sypherd Hall, said she money for World Vision, an "I gained insight reports of theft in the area, Public thought there was a connection with the experience was eye opening. international relief organization. Safety officials said. the man in the jogging suit and thefts " I had no idea what starving Although the amount collected is into what so Cpt. Jim Flatley, senior assistant in the building. people in the world go through," be director of Public Safety, said the still unsure, Elliott said he thinks it said. "It seems like every time there are surpassed last year's number. many people go unknown individual was seen reports of theft, it coincides with his The first thing the participants This year the goal of each person walking through Sypherd Hall Feb. appearance in the dorms," she said. were given to eat was Unirnix, a was to raise $100, Elliott said. through every 18. He described the person as an Faries said she noticed the mixture of beans, corn meal, milk He said the money the students African-American man who wore a unknown person in the stairwell and day." powder, sugar and oil, Elliott said. jogging suit and carried a football. raise from their sponsors would go He said this is what starving people remembered him from last semester. directly to World Vision. The unknown person checked He quickly disappeared, she said. are given to sustain themselves. THE REVIEW /Celia Deitz The purpose of the famine is to -freshman Kevin Boettcher doorknobs to see if they were "Personally, I have been keeping Elliott said the participants are also A man in Sypherd tries doors raise awareness about world hunger, given a survival kit, including unlocked and also entered rooms that my doors locked a lot more now," and claims to have the wrong were open, Flatley said. If students Elliot said, and to raise money for the inspirational quotes, facts about world she said. room if residents are home. starving. were present, he said, the man Flatley said officers have been "I gained insight into what so hunger, quotes from past students He said he has been involved with claimed he was in the wrong room sent to patrol the area to ensure the for students to pay attention to those many people go through everyday," who have participated in the project the program for five years. and walked out. safety of the students who live there. who they let into the building. he said. and stories about the starving children Sophomore Janeen Farrell said she "We all have a certain amount of Trott said residents were alerted of "There is only so much that my Elliott said many of the they are helping. has participated in fasts before, but responsibility when it comes to where the situation through e-mail and hall staff can do," je said. ''The rest is up participants went to Kent Dining Hall Freshman Heather Roettger said this was her first time with World we live," Flatly said. "We really need meetings. to the residents." Saturday to prepare and serve food she has participated in fasts before Vision. the cooperation of the residents." "I Sophomore Mike Hall, a Brown and wash dishes. and said the frrst few hours are the advocate students to lock their She said the feeling of hunger is A university senior living in doors whether they are in the Hall resident, said the incident bas The famine ended Saturday at 6 hardest, but it gets better toward the Sypherd Hall who saw the unknown changed his living habits. sustainable when it is for a p.m. with a meal made by members end. building or not," be said. worthwhile cause. man in his residence hall declined to Many residents try to be nice by "I lock my doors more now of the church. "I am encouraged because the comment on the case. because I think he may have peeked "It makes me feel really good to Freshman Beth Wisotzkey said she mission of World Vision is to share holding the door open for other help someone else," Farrell said. Graduate student Chris Trott, hall people, Trott said, but it is important in here once, but it's nothing I dwell bad participated in the famine four not only food but also the love of director of Brown Hall, said although on," he said. Elliott said the participants spent times before with her high school Christ with the starving," she said. Students attain activities programming concepts 0 0 • • ' ,, ... • • > 0 - · • • • 0 • o o Oe • o I 0 ° • .. ,. ·' J•-... BY LAUREN11SCHLER ~ ' learned about setting up contracts, negotiating 'There are also parts of the weekend when we magicians. Graduate student Genevieve Conway is StaffReporter prices and planning activities. exchange ideas between universities. That's how "We got a lot of ideas and saw acts that we working toward her master's degree in Student Eight university students learned about Scott Mason, assistant director of Student you bring new ideas to your campus." really liked," she said. "HOLA serves a large Affairs Personnel. She participated in a campus education and entertainment Centers, said the university bas sent delegates to community on campus. We want to make events professional development internship at this programming at a conference in Indiana the NACA conference for the past seven years. bigger and better by having good performers." year's event. sponsored by the National Association of He said this year's delegates were from the "Instead of Sophomore Liz Hiza, SCPAB representative, This was Conway' s fourth year at the Campus Activities. Student Centers Programming Advisory Board, said she met some interesting performers. conference, and she said she likes the Saundra Jenkins, program coordinator for the the Hispanic Organization of Latin Americans, complaining about ''I met Dustin Diamond, who played Screech opportunities NACA provides. Student Centers, said more than 500 institutions the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Student Union and the on .'Saved by the Bell.'" sbe said "We also bad "One of the goals for this year' s delegates participated in the annual forum, held Feb. 22- Cultural Programming Advisory Board. someone else's our picture taken with comedian Mark Curry was to work as a team to co-sponsor activities," · 27, which showcased comedians, musicians and ''The conference provided a few benefits," from the television show 'Hangin' with Mr. she said. "Students from our university were lecturers. Mason said. "When these organizations' leaders crappy concerts, we Cooper.'" able to connect with each other and create Roxanne Argo, director of communicatiolll! get further training, it allows them to be more Senior Innocence Bellow, vice president of contact points between their groups, which will for NACA, said the conference bad two effective organizers. It also lets them work with can plan our own." LGBSU, bas attended the conference for the past be beneficial to the campus." objectives for the delegates. She said it provided other groups on campus." two years. Each year, sbe said she returns from Gutierrez said the best part of the trip was educational sessions to teach students about the Soph9more Julissa Gutierrez, publicity chair - senior Innocence Bellow the trip excited and more prepared to organize getting to know the other delegates. business aspects of campus programming. It also of HOLA, said she learned program planning events. ''My favorite part was spending time with the provided an opportunity to show students a skills from this conference. "Instead of complaining about someone people that were from UD," she said. "We variety of entertainment they can bring to their "You go to these sessions to learn bow to Gutierrez said she also saw a variety of else's crappy concerts, we can plan our own formed an alliance between the groups about schools. network, deal with diversity issues, fund-raise performances, including country, rock and concerts," she said. "'Ibis conference got me so programming, which is really important for the In the education sessions, Argo said, students and plan late-night programs," she said. reggae musicians, comedians, slam poets and pumped." campus community." 'Muqabala' showcases dance BY RISA PITMAN Staff Reporter South African adventure Muqabala, the second a nnual South Asian dance competition, featured lavish costumes, emotional Junior Kristin Gridley has had performances and a mix of traditional and the experience of a lifetime. contemporary dance styles in Saturday's show in a full Gridley, an education major, Mitchell Hall. recently returned from the Junior Pracbi Patel, dancer and director of the event, university's Winter Session study said the focus of the competition was to introduce abroad program in Pretoria, South promising new dancers. · Africa. She worked there in She said performers used many different types of various orphanages that housed dance, such as traditional Indian, modern Indian hip­ children whose mothers died of bop, a combination of classical Latin hip-bop and complications from the AIDS traditional Indian town dance. virus and in clinics, including Junior Nehal Patel, vice president of the Indian those for victims of the virus. Students Association, said Muqabala, known as the She said the orphanage was " Holi" show or the festival of colors, is annually part of the Tumalon!f. Project, a celebrated the day after the full moon in March and is a South African version of the religious celebration of the victory of good over evil. American Red Cross. On a typical She said Muqabala is based upon the story of an day, Gridley said she would do arrogant king who accidentally killed his sister in an THE REVIEW/Rob Meletti anything from cutting cabbage to attempt to kill his own son. Muqabala, or the festival of colors, marks a feeding and changing babies, and The story continued with the destruction of the king religious festival annually celebrated in March. s he even spent s ome time by God. This is the reason why the people of India teaching the children about the celebrate the day by throwing colors on each other, she Sukharamwala said UD RAAZ wanted to illustrate home states of each of the said. both modern and traditional Indian da nce by using volunteers. ruining her trip. first black president of South Prachi Patel said five student groups and six student music containing both elements. She said she was impressed by "The people of Africa were Africa, was incarcerated. solo acts competed at Muqabala. She said the She said the ir costumes " illustrated these two South Africa's attempts to very welcoming and I didn' t Gridley said she learned a lot participants traveled from the University of the worlds" by using the traditional lndian skirt over top of improve the lives of the children. notice any racial tension, except from her experience and would Sciences in Philadelphia, University of Pennsylvania, pants. The dance itself displayed dazed young girls in "The work the African when we were mugged," she said, defLnitely do it again. Seton Hall University and Temple University. love using dance to express their inner passi'ons and communities do for kids is "Even then it was more because "It's a poor country, but they University sophomore Teena Sukharamwala took desires. amazing," Gridley said. we were Americans with money, work well with the resources they first place for her solo performance and the university's Sophomore Kavya Kalyana, president of ISA, said Students on the trip stayed in than because we were white." have," she said. "They try to UD RAAZ dance group won first place in the group this was her second year performing for the university hotels during the program, except Gridley said she also had the advanc the mselves competition. as well as helping organize the event. on one weekend when they took opportunity to to ur Sowe to, a technologicaUy but still retain Prachi Patel said judges scored dancers on a I 0-point Prachi Patel said she decided to organize the event as part in a "home stay." She said the traditional black township where their culture.'' system in eight categories that included choreography, well as perform this year because last year's competition produced an exceptional turnout. home stay was an opportunity to blacks were desig nated to live She said along with the group creativity, rhythm, costume and group synchronization. She said she began dancing at the age of five, has live with a South African family during Apartheid. of 24 students she traveled with, The first place winner of the solo act received $100, and experience their culture. The last five days of the trip she would like to continue to help the first place group was awarded $250 and both performed on campus for many years and is part of the During her home stay, Gridley were spent in a resort area of Cape the Tumalong Project and is received a trophy. university's ballroom dance team . Prachi Patel said the university's Dark Arts dance said she was robbed at gunpoint, Town. planning fund-raisers on campus Sukharamwala said her winning solo performance group and a group from Villanova University appeared but remained calm during the She said while in Cape Town to help fuwre endeavors. displayed the desires of a trapped princess being as guest performers. ordeal. Despite this experience, the group visited Robin [sland, the executed for defying royal etiquette through her lavish The ISA sponsored the show and Treasurer Saurabh she said it did not come close to 1prison where Nelson Mandela, the - Kim Brown dance style. She said this emotional piece illustrated her last dance before her execution. Kaman and member Jeff Iq bal hosted Muqabala. A4 March 5, 2002

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Students overzealous when using university buses manners left at this school. Hardly in front. Respect the ones who were end of the bus to the other about your Kitt Parker anyone holds the door, excuses him there first, because they are just as life - no one wants to hear about it. or herself or even speaks politely to eager to get to their destination as This rule also applies to talking their fellow students. I know I can't you are. Everyone thinks that being on cell phones; there is no need to The Whole / c hange everyone' s behavior by cruel is the only way to get by, but in scream and talk the whole bus ride. /; Kitto' writing this, but maybe I can at least reality being nice gets you a lot When the bus is full and people Caboodle bring attention to the proper ways of farther in life. are standing in the aisle don't ',1; handling oneself when trying to get Also, if someone isn't moving complain about someone's bookbag ; I One morning not too long ago, I on the bus. as fast as you would like, don't make being in your face or them touching I I woke up with a stomach so sore that First, students must realize that derogatory comments. When a you. That is plain childish. ' I I found it hard to move . When I having transportation is a privilege fellow student is actually polite And, when the bus makes a stop ' ,I : pulled my shirt up to take a closer not a right. There are many schools enough to let someone in front of and people need to get by you to get J I look I was shocked to find my without provided transportation them, that is not an invitation to off, don't cop an attitude. What are II 'I stomach covered in bruises. I thought available and we should learn to starnpc!de that person and get on. Just they supposed to do? You may think to myself, "How the bell did I do respect this opportunity. I would hate because they were polite to that one that you are better than everyone else that?" And then it came to me, "Oh to imagine what would happen at this person does not .mean they want to but you aren' t. Don' t expect others my gosh, l got these bruises trying to school if bus service were removed, be polite to you. to wait and get off at the next stop tr get on the bus!" and everyone had to walk from place Have you ever noticed that the just to convenience you. When I was waiting patiently to to place. main people pushing to get on the This editorial is not only for the get on an express bus at the There are many things that bus are the ones who sit all the way students but fqr the administration as Christiana Commons, a girl punched aggravate me about the system of to the end of their seat and won' t let well. Something must be done about me right in the spot where my getting on a bus, but the biggest anyone sit with them? Correction the buses. If there isn't, don't be gallbladder was removed. As I thing is the way that people are won' t let a stranger sit with them. surprised when someone gets hunched over, tears filled my eyes disrespectful to those trying to get Come on now; be accepting of seriously hurt and comes to you for and the pain was unbearable. This off the bus. Students ambush their everyone! If by some chance answers. If you have to, please did not stop the others from pushing fellow peers and barely let them off someone sits with you that you require classes on manners because me and certainly did not cause the the bus. When a student trying to get happen to not want there, just grin the way things are going now, this bus driver to discipline h is off walks through the heard of angry and bare it - you'll probably have school will soon be filled with passengers. students, you should not push them to sit with that person for about five nothing but rude, cruel and In my three years at the and prevent them from getting whole minu,tes. disrespectful students. university, I have noticed numerous through. They were there first and Once on the bus, don't stretch In the end, the best way to problems dealing with the buses that deserve to get through the crowd in out on the side seats and take up handle oneself on the buses is to just get worse each year. I am one piece. The bus drivers should room that can easily fit two or three have manners. Even though many writing this editorial to inform the make the students step back and let people. That is very ignorant and just believe that clawing their way to the students that the horror involving the everyone off first. If you are the last proves to the world that you are rude. top is how to succeed in life, history buses needs to stop before someone, one off, you will get pushed and When someone does sit down beside proves this theory to be false. Even besides me, gets hurt. thrown around by the people you on the side benches, don' t make though some cruel people have made Maybe I am different because boarding the bus are too remarks about not having room it to the top, they have quickly fallen. when I was growing up I was taught inconsiderate to let you by. because this just goes to show by my parents, "there is nothing When the bus pulls up and everyone how rude you really can Kin Parker is the assistant features more unattractive than bad manners everyone is safely off, don' t push be. editor for The Review. Send on a person." Well, there are no and throw your weight around to get Also, don' t scream from one comments to [email protected].

0 0 0 Time has come for UD to oo take from the endowment and to do so I needed to take five freshman, it seems logical that these classes this semester. Because so students will be more demanding. A many English classes were already student who barely got in to this overfilled, I could only get four. university and has no particular Needles to say this annoyed me, and desire to excel to the rank of an elite so I started asking questions. student represents much less of a What I found out was not very drain on the resources of the ·comforting. Af>parently, . e\len-though uniYersity Jhan a motivated student Anyone who has been paying the nu~~li Q.f, regjst~red English who did well in high school so that attention to the various sources of majors bas increased, the number of he could get in to this "prestigious" news about this university has faculty in the English department has university. noticed a definite trend - people are not, and may have even decreased. These students are the ones who fleeing this organization like rats This obviously does not will take on a much larger course from a sinking ship. improve the level of education for load while they are here and demand If this university were a for­ which I am paying a lot of money. much more time of their professors profit business, the loss of numerous But with the current financial state of and advisors. Letterman, Koppel should high-level officials would cause the university, what can be done? OK, let's add this up. stockholders to soil their drawers. I have a humble suggestion. Is it Take a university that is trying But this is a non-profit organization, really that out of the question for the to build its reputation, add growing so things are handled quite university to spend some of the numbers of incoming freshman with turn away offers from ABC differently. endowment fund? increasingly better credentials and an Normally, when a university Many students probably do not ever-diminishing amount of called to question them about the developments. loses massive amounts of personnel, know this, but the university has administrators and a faculty that has Executives at Moreover, other prominent personalities at ABC the solution is to hire new people. more than $900 million in the stayed about th~ same size ABC kept busy News haven' t bothered to speak up in support of their This university, however, has endowment fund. throughout. late last week - fellow broadcaster. imposed a hiring freeze because of Maybe I am using a different apparently trying Peter Jennings and Barbara Walters must not have the state's current fmancial situation form of math, but in my book I don't to hammer out a heard the news yet. and the state of the economy. "In theory, [the see how this adds up to a quality quiet deal that Right. In theory, this is not supposed to education. would lure "The With no support from ABC, Koppel should clear affect professors or in any way hiring freeze] is If the university and the Board Late Show" host David Letterman away from CBS. His out his things and find work elsewhere. his reputation as decrease the quality of the education not supposed to of Trustees could bring themselves program would have to run at 11 :30 p.m. if he makes the a tough-story newsman speaks for itself. He doesn' t received by students at this to 10 percent of the money currently deal to jump· ship and ABC would have to ax Ted dumb down his content or go for the easy stories. university. affect professors in the endowment fund, I think it Koppel's 22-year-old " Nightline" newscast to Any organization looking to fill a timeslot with a In theory, communism works. would make it 100 times easier to accommodate the move. show like "Nightline" would do well to approach him. As an administrative news or in any way address many of these problems. The decision against trading news for entertainment But no networks out there want to bring in a editor here at The Review, I am in Instead, they decide to raise programming kept ABC from courting Letterman in the personality like Koppel who appeals to older viewers. contact with faculty and decrease the . additional money for the fund in an early 1990s. He left NBC after it handed Jay Leno 'The Programming executives claw for viewers in the coveted administrators in almost every area quality of the effort to bJ;ing the total to more than Tonight Show" following Johnny Carson's retirement. 18 to 49 age bracket, like the ones who watch Letterman, of the university, and one thing has $1 billion. How does this help any "The Late Show" and " Nightline" draw similar because commercial time sells for more money. Koppel become very clear - we need more education received student currently attending this ratings, finishing second and third behind NBC's "The may be backed against the wall now because of the professors. school? Tonight Show." So the question is this: Should ABC trend. ln almost every department of by students at this It doesn't. execs dump the "Nightline" brand along with Koppel's Take the battle in the news business brewing every college, classes are being over­ The question begging to be reputation in exchange for Letterman's? between CNN and FOX News Channel as an example. enrolled. Professors have had to university. asked is who does this help? ABC should realize that Leno and NBC will cream . Ratings now show almost twice as many Americans learn how to cheat the computer to In my opinion, the only reason In theory, that the university is so concerned in the ratings whoever ABC puts on the air at 11 :30? prefer Rupert Murdock's FOX brand to the AOL Time le t in.more students, sometimes • Moving from CBS to ABC would do little for Warner-owned CNN. That network has now toyed with almost double the allowed amount. communism with not spending the money in the Letterman. He maintains creative control over his anything and everything cosmetic in an effort to appeal This is not the result of endowment fund is so that it will show's content. He rarely must make any earth­ to a yonnger audience. professors' desire to turn students works." break a billion dollars, and a handful shattering edits to his show to satisfy network suits. Tile CNN logo moved from the bottom left to the away. In fact, one professor told me of already wealthy people will get to About all he's had to do for CBS is interview bottom right of the screen. The "live" indicator moved that never before had he had to turn say that they are on the board of one "Survivor'' castaways. And. when Letterman wouldn't from the bottom left to the top right, then back to the away a student. This year there were That is a lot of money. of the highest e ndowed public even let them sit in the chair next to his desk (opting bottom left before making its way to the top right comer just too many people to This money is supposedly set universities in the nation. instead to mock them while they stood on the side of his of the screen. accommodate them all. aside as an insurance fund for a rainy If I had a choice between using stage) CBS moved the bit to "The Late Late Show with All this, just to attract younger viewers. Although the number of sections day. a fraction of the mo ney in the Craig Kilborn." Koppel should see all this and realize ABC is up to offered of various classes has stayed Well, prepare to grab your endowment fund toward improving So Letterman, who makes about $ 14 million per the same thing with one exception. His network is about the same, the number of umbrella, because there is a storm educatio nal standards of this year, should stay put at CBS. Nothing indicates that shopping for new talent. The man can' t stay at ABC students at the university has brewing. university a nd allowing some jumping networks will help his show surpass Leno's in when his bosses would cut him loose for Letterman, but increased. There seems to be only At a university that is so quick DuPont to have another feather in the ratings. he shouldn' t just roll over without a fight. one solution to this problem - hire to tell anyone who will listen about their cap. I don't think I have to tell But it's already too late, as far as Koppel should be And Letterman's got to see that inking a deal with more professors. how much smarter incoming you which one I would chose. concerned. another major network won' t change much either. As the na me of my column freshman are co mpared to the Then again, this may be why I The fact that he and his staff were kept in the dark Everyone looses now, except Jay Leno, who will reads, I like to complain about things graduating senior class, very little is was not asked to sit on the board. about ABC's negotiations with Letterman shows the still be leading in the Neilsons with his chin. that affect my life. Drop/Add this being said about the education that network's commitment to "Nightline" no longer exists. semester was unacceptable. I am a they are receiving once they get here. Tom Monaghan is an administrative His producers would have never known about the deal Steve Rubenstein is editor and chief for Th e Review. second semester junior majoring in If you improve the educational news editor for The Review. Send had it not been for a New York Times reporter who Send comments to srubenst@udel. edu English trying to graduate next year, level of the average incoming comments to [email protected].

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manners left at this school. Hardly in front. Respect the ones who were end of the bu. to the other about your Kitt Parker anyone holds the donr. excuses him there first. because they arc just as life - no one wants to hear about it. or her~elf or even speak~ politely to eager to get to their destination as This rule also applies to talking The Whole their fellow studenb. I know I can "t you are. Everyone thinks that being on cell phones: there is no need to chan~c evcryone·s behavior by cruel is the only way to get by. but in scream and talk the whole bus ride. Kitt n' writing this. but maybe I can at least reality being nice gets you a lot When the bus is full and people Cabood.Je bring attention to the proper ways of farther in life. are standing in the aisle don · t / handling oneself when trying to get Also. if someone isn·t moving complain about someone's bookbag / / One morning not too long ago. I :/ on the bus. as fast as you would like. don't make being in your face or them touching / woke up with a stomach ·o sore that First. students must realize that derogatory comments. When a you. That is plain chjJdish. // ? I found it hanl to move. When I having transportation is a privilege fellow s tudent is actually polite And. when the bus makes a stop ·> pulled my ~hirt up to take a closer not a right. There are many schools enough to let someone in front of and people need to get by you to get look I wa~ shocked to find my without provided transportation them, that is not an invitation to off, don·t cop an attitude. What are ',..--/ ., stomach covered in bruises. I thought avail able and we sho uld learn to stampede that person and get on. Just they supposed to do? You may think to myself. .. How the hell did I do respect thi~ opportunity. I would hate because they were polite to that one that you are better than everyone else that?"" And then it came to me. ·'Oh to imagine what would happen at this person does not mean they want to but you aren·t. Don' t expect others my gosh. I got these bruises trying to ~c hoo l if bus service were removed. be polite to you. to wait and get off at the next stop get on the bu~! .. and everyone had to walk from place Have you ever noticed that the just to convenience you. When I was waiting patiently to to place. main people pushing to get on the This editorial is not only for the get on an express bus at the There are many things that bus are the ones who sit all the way students but for the administration as Christiana Commons. a girl punched aggravate me about the system of to the end of their seat and won "t let well. Something must be done about me right in the spot where my getting on a bus. but the biggest anyone sit with them? Correction the buses. If there isn't, don't be gallbladder was removed. As I thing is the way that people are won·t let a stranger sit with them. surprised when someone get s hunched over. tears filled my eyes disrespectful to those trying to get Come on now: be accepting of seriously hurt and comes to you for and the pain was unbearable. This o ff the bus Students ambush their everyone! If by some chance a nswers. If you have to, please did not stop the others from pushing fe llow peers and barely let them off someone s its with you that you require classes on manners because me and certainly did not cause the the bus. When a student trying to get happen to not want there. just grin the way things are going now. this bus driver to discipline hi off walks through the heard of angry and bare it - you"ll probably have school will soon be filled with pas engers. students. you should not push them to sit with that person for about five nothing but rude, cruel a nd In my three y ears a t the and prevent them from getting whole minutes. disrespectful students. university, I have noticed numerous through. They were there first and Once on the bus. don·t tretch In the end. the bes t way to problems dealing with the buse that deserve to get through the crowd in out on the side seats and take up ha ndle oneself on the buses is to just get worse each year. I am one piece. The bus drivers should room that can easily fit rwo or three have manners. Even though many writing this editori al to inform the make the students step back and let people. That is very ignorant and just believe that clawing their way to the students that the horror involving the everyone off first. lf you are the last proves to the world that you are rude. top is how to succeed in life. history buses needs to stop before someone. one off. you will get pushed and When someone does sit down beside proves this theory to be false. Even besides me. gets hurt. thrown around by the people you on the side benches. don·t make though some cruel people have made Maybe I am different because boarding the bus are too remarks about not having room it to the top, they have quickly fallen. when I was growing up I was taught inconsiderate to let you by. because this just goes t ~ show by my parents. ·'there is nothing When the bus pulls up and everyone how rude you really can Kitt Parker is lhe assistant features more unattractive than bad manners everyone is safely off. don ·t push be. ediror for The Review. Send on a per o n .·· We ll. there are no and throw your weight around to get Also. don·t scream from one commellls 10 cpark@udel .edu.

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Apparently. even though university than a motivated _tud ent Anyone who has been paying the number· of registered English who did well in high school so that attention to the various sources of majors bas increased. the number of he could get in to thi ·'prestigious" news about this unive rsity has faculty in the English department has unive rsity. noticed a definite trend - people are not. and may have even decrea ed. These students are the ones who fleeing this organization like rats This obviously does not wi II take on a much larger course from a sinking ship. improve the level of education for load while they are here and demand If this university were a for­ which I am paying a lot of money. much more time of their profe sor profit business. the loss of numerous But with the current financial state of and advisors. Letterman, Koppel should hig h- level officials would cause the university. what can be done? OK, let" s add this up. tockholders to soil their drawers. I have a humble suggestion. 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THE REVIEW/File photos Oscar contenders "Black Hawk Down," "A Beautiful Mind" and "Ali" are all based on true stories, but stretch the facts in order create an emotional impact on audiences.

Connelly) and eventually went on to win the ing a come-on to another man" in a public bath­ The attack serves as the basis for director former president Bill Nobel Prize. room. Ridley Scott's "Black Hawk Down," based on in Somalia, along with The more on~ ventures outside of these cen­ Goldsman says these darker aspects, espe­ the book by Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Mark · and Kosovo. Senior tral facts, the less Howard and Goldsman's ver­ cially Nash's sexual dalliances, were omitted Bowden. While many praised Scott's depiction Mogadishu, with The truth has sion has "to do with Nash's life. Sylvia Nasar's because "we didn't want to give the impression of the battle, the film's detractors detest ''Black end up with the Hollywood. In films as '"",,,,_ extraordinary and Pulitzer Prize-nominated there is any correlation between homosexuality Hawk's" muddled politics. told the New of the same name provides the and schizophrenia." The film's strongest critics, Early in the movie, Arrny Ranger Staff Men," "JFK," •n_.,,r,...,, and far more interesting truth including Stanley Kauffman of New Republic Matt Eversmann (Josh Hartnett) "Gladiator," facts are of magazine and Ed Gonzalez of Slant magazine, Mogadishu to fight for the starving and popular claim an enthralling story. major discrepancy is the notion that have condemned the alterations as homophobic because "we can help these people, or that's also false. Last year, some of the while he was doing his and unethical. watch them die on CNN ." It is an · President George Herbert purported to be based on a res,ear,;h. The complexities of claim that even Bowden refutes in sent the troops into Somalia, the Oscar-nominated " A not be grasped on such a "Task Force Ranger was not in operation was approved by "Black Hawk Down," "Ali," encumbrance of a severe feed the hungry." the Joint Chiefs Colin Powell a Harbor" and "The Affair of the Some of 2001's most Somalia is a country filled before Clinton took office. These ftlms have also recently been bouts with schizophre­ reserves. U.S. oil companies Hawk Down" is also currently taking for the great liberties they take with the when he attended a acclaimed films (whose Mogadishu base portraying Ranger John "Stebby" For film critic Roger Ebert, movies infant. embassy and as a hero. intended to be historical documents, and there­ claim to be "based and Chevron had the film, Ewan McGregor plays John fore have little obligation to the facts. Somalian president a paper pusher who is suddenly called "Would it diminish 'Gladiator' for you if on a true story,"· these reserves. into action. Grimes' character is based on you learned of its factual inaccuracies?" Ebert was Farrah Aidid Stebbins, but the name was changed for the says. "Movies, even those based on fact, weave with but pay little ment,U.S. movie due to pressure from the Pentagon fables and legends by picking and choosing Nash and i:C>:st:sli:l~ (Stebbins retains his identity in Bowden's from the available material. been, attention to the book). - -- - . "My feeling is that we go to books for facts renounced Stebbins is currently serving a 30-year sen­ and to movies for feelings." Nothing facts. tence in Fort Leavenworth, Kan., for sodomiz­ Unfortunately, most filmgoers won't go to bility in the were ing and raping a 12-year-old boy. The Pentagon books for the facts, and the Hollywood version Nash as an _,,J>U,JVII with the asked that the name be changed for the film in is the only "truth" they'll ever know. sionally hard to get ~.,.,t •.-.n of war from an attempt to shield Stebbins from any further Here is the truth behind three films "based was a notorious in Mogadishu shame, but those efforts proved futile after the on a true story." Also gone are Nash's New York Post broke the story Dec. 18 thanks child he fathered out of withdrew following to an irate e-mail from Stebbins' wife. 'A Beautiful' Lie Considering what a uuu... ,un, an estimated 500 ''They are going to make millions off this " 'A Beautiful Mind' is not a biopic," says it's not surprising Alicia by the press for an offi­ film in which my ex-husband is portrayed as an screenwriter Akiva Goldsman, whose screen despite the movie's claims of Lt. Gen. Anthony Zinni said, 'All-American hero," Nora Stebbins wrote to adaptation of "A Beautiful Mind" is nominated The couple did. however' r<"nmmrv bodies. I'm not interested." The Post, "when the truth is he is not." for an Academy Award. "How do you depict a Their son, who basically uisapJ:>ears F. Garrison, who com­ In "Black Hawk's" defense, Stebbins was life? The sheer act of omission is creation." film after Nash nearly kills him, also Ranger task force, testified before hailed after the attack for his heroics, and there In the case of"A Beautiful Mind," omission to be a brilliant mathematician and a that his men nearly sunk the city with was no public indication prior to his court-mar­ and creation were certainly the key. Of all the schizophrenic. IJGII'"u'uum of ammunition they put into it, and tial in 2000 that Stebbins was engaging in child reality-based movies this year, "Mind" played The avoidance of Nash's latent bisexuality is soldiers admitted they fired upon crowds molestation. the loosest with the truth. the film 's most notable omission, considering eventually anyone they came atross during "Black Hawk Down" continues to dominate Director Ron Howard tells the story of John Nasar devotes entire chapters to Nash's rela­ the course of the fighting. at the box office and seems sure to earn back its Forbes Nash Jr. (played by Russell Crowe), a tionships with men. In 1954, Nasar writes, Nash Scott and producers Joe Roth and Jerry $95 million price tag. While the film did receive Princeton graduate who overcame schizophre­ was arrested for "indecent exposure" and "mak- Bruckheirner initially intended to eqp the film nia with the help of his wife Alicia (Jennifer see OSCAR page B4 Monkey business Live cartoons rocked the Electric Factory Friday night BY PATRICK HANEY Hewlett (creator of the comic strip the audience cannot see the actual Comribwing Editor ""), consists of musicians. Before the Gorillaz' Before the Gorillaz show began at four manufactured characters who, debut performance at King's Cross the Electric Factory Friday night, one producer Dan "The Automator" Scala in London, he told the press he big question was on the audience's Nakamura claims, have " more per­ wouldn't be attending the show. mind: sonality than 0 -Town." The curtain dropped, revealing a How the hell is a cartoon band The band's Web site contains bifocal screen that encompassed the supposed to put on a live perfor­ biographies of each character. entire stage. The top half consisted of mance? Vocalist 2D is a hollow-eyed lady­ cartoon videos of the band, whilst the The brainchild of Blur frontman wooer with a "blank sheet of paper bottom half was transparent enough Damon Albam and cartooni st Jamie where his brain should be," bassist so the audience could see the blurry Murdoc is a devil-worshipping ex­ shadows of the actual performers. speed freak , guitarist is a Unlike most concerts, the people short Japanese " riffmeister" and who stood closest to the stage were at Russel, an immense percussionist, a disadvantage- similar to sitting in serves as the "safety net" for the the front row of a movie theater. band . This disguised brand of perfor­ The Gorillaz' success began with mance is the equivalent of watching THE REVrEW/Imemet photo the hip-pop single "Clint Eastwood." television, a laser light show and Musicians for the Gorillaz perform behind a screen at live shows to conceal their identities. Shortly after the group's self-titled fireworks all at once. As one of the debut album went platinum; Steven maxims that appeared on the screen of London, while other numbers After ·'Slow Country," a droning the performance when the music suf­ Spielberg approached the band about above the band quips, it ' s a combine images of fast food , auto­ number with an inhale/exhale back­ fered as the band played catch-up. directing a full-length animated film. "Multimedia Hand-Job." The pro­ mobiles and primitive computer beat, the band came to a rest. Instead Del The Funkee Homosapien, the The second Gorillaz album wi ll pro­ duction resembles a modern-day graph ics. of the inevitable faux-improv segue, lyrical Merlin who shined on the hit vide the soundtrack to the film , Exploding Plastic Inevitable, the During .the fas t number ("Punk,"' bubble quotes were projected on the single '"Clint Eastwood," did not tour with the band. Instead, an unidenti­ which Hewlett has begun work on. late-'60s mu si~ /pop art fusion of the '·Re-Ha h" and '"5/4'"). the images lower half of the screen. Before the show began, "The Velvet Underground and Andy tlashed in an epileptic fas hion , as the 2D: "Gwen Stefani keep leaving fied rapper from West Philadelphia Automator" moved the crowd with Warhol. lower songs ("Dracula." ·'Gravity") dirty messages on my answering graced the mic with rhyme about his deft turntable styling on old­ The band accelerated into contained visuals of soaring bats tly­ machine." Pat Croce. the Sixers and Quai Gon chool hits from the likes of EPM D, "M I A"l" with a terrifying sample ing over a moonlit city sky. During "5/4," two women on Jinn. Brand Nubian and Schooly D. from the zombie film "Day of the W ith the · exception of ··The screen shake their mammary glands Albarn, Hewlett and akamura early two hours after the show Dead:" " He ll o! Is there anyone Automator."' none of the musicians o n screen as the quizzical lyrics pulled off the impo sible with the THE REVIE\Vf llllcrncl ph01o was scheduled to start , the lights there?'" The crowd emphatically show their faces to the audience . The ( "She tumed mr dad on ") scroll thrilling Gorillaz performance . Gorillaz is a cartoon band dimmed as the opening notes of responded. manufactured pop gro up's music aero the images. Murdoc's bubble quote closes the that was conceived by Blur '·M IA I .. rumbled. "'' fea­ versus image commentary a)mo t Because much of the video was how: '·You ·ve been an excellent Albarn , the Oz behind the curtain . tured a video in which the members responds to the audience's question: prepared to be shown in synch with crowd. and we·ve been a fanta tic frontman band."' and artist . has gone to great length to ensure of the band pounce around the streets ··well. what did you expect?" the music. there were times during Album Reviews: Alani-. :vl uris... .:tt.:. ,., lurking Phantom Planet _ Within: and U~.:la Fleck ""' l llL·; iJ l"tllipk• Cllh and th.: a ru~ ;It I( lottdi kL· l· l.:cktnnes. !(at~·,. tn E:-r1 ERT ..,.,I:-< ~t E:--:T THI:. AR rs PeOPLE FtoXll'IU:S B2 Tuc s d~l )'. March 5. 2002

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BY PATRICK IL\;'\EY Hcwktt (creator of the comic ~ trip the audience cannot sec the actual { 11111nl•wrn:: I ,/llol .. Tank Girl.. ). Gorilla/ eonsiqs of musicians. Before the GorillaL· Bdnr~.: the Gori lla1 'how bc~an at four manufactured c h arac ter~ '' ho. debut performance at Ki ng·s Cros~ the Ekctric 1-"acton 1-"rida\· nidlt. on.: prod ucer Dan .. The Automator.. Scala in London. he told the pres~ he big que-.tion \\J., ·on th.:· auLli..:nee·~ Nakamura claim;,. ha\ 1.: .. more p.:r­ wou ldn ' t be attending the show. mind : ~onality than 0 -Town:· The curtain dropped. revealing a H(J\\ the hell i' a cartoon band The band·;, Web sit e contains bifocal screen th at encompassed the ~uppo~cd to put t•n a li\e p..:rfor­ biographic!'. or each character. entire stage. The top half consisted of mancc? Vocalis t ~D is a hollow-eyed lady­ cartoon videos of the band. whilst the The brainchild ol Blur frontman \Voocr with a .. blank sheet of paper bottom half was tra n~pare nt enough Damon Albarn and cartnoni'>t Jamie whcr..: hi~ brain shoul d be:· bassist so the audience could see the blurry Murdoc is a dc,·il-\\'orshippi ng ex · shadows of the actual performers. -,peed freak. guitari st Noodle is a Unlike most concert~. the people ;,hort Japanese .. riffmeister .. and who stood closest to the Sta!!e were at R u;.scl. an immcnse percussion ist. a disacf,·ant a!!e- similar to ;,itt in~ in ;,cn · c~ a~ th.: ··~afe ty net .. for the the front ro,; of a 1110\'ie theater.- band. This d i sgui~ed brand of perfor­ The Gorilla!.· -,uccc;,-. be~an wi th mance is the equindcnt c r \\'atching ·ttlE RE\"IC\\' ln1crnr1 pho1o the hip-pop ;,ingk .. Cli nt Ea~t\l ood:· tclc\'i~i o n. a l a~cr light show and l\lusicians for the Gorillaz perform behind a screen at live shows to conceal their identities. Shortly after th.: gro up ·~ ~elf- titled fi rework;, all at once .-A~ one of the debut alhum \\'cnt platinum. Ste\cn max ims that appeared on th.: ;,c rcen of London. 11 hik other numbers After .. SIO \\ Country:· a droning th..: performance \\hen the m u~ ic suf­ fcr.:d a;, the band play.:d catch-up. Spdherg approached the band about abo,·.: the band quip~. it·-. a eombin..: ima~..: ... o f fa .., t food. auto­ number \\ ith an inhak/.:xhak back­ heat. the band came to a r..:;,t. ln,tead Dd The Funkcc Ho·nosapien. the dtrcct in ~ a full-kn!!th animat.:d film . ·· 'lultimcdia Hand-Job ... Th..: pro­ mobil..:' allll primiti\c cnmputcr Th.: -,.:c~•nd Gorill;7; album '' ill pro­ duction re;,embJc., a mod.:rn-da\ graphic\. o r the illC\ itablc fa ux-imprm 'C ):! IIl". h rica! 'k rl in '' hn 'hi ned on the hit ,·id.: the -.nundtrack to th.: film. Exploding PlOarill!! bah ('J\·- i ll~ !liLT a IIH H\11111 L"ll\ -.k\, . Durin~ .. 5,-f ... t\l·o \\Oilll"ll on Jinn. 'chool htt'> from th.: li.k.:' ~nf IY.\ID. ··.\11!\"1" '' ith ;1 t.:rrif~ ing ... ample ,\ lb:trn. lk\\ kll and akamura Brand \uhi;111 and Schuol\ D. from th.: ;omhic film .. D a ~ of th.: \\"tth th ..: L"\Ccptipn. or .. Th.: -.cr.:.:n ,J~ak..: their m;umnan !!la nd-. :--.J carh (\1 o hour' ;ll"tci· th.: ' hm1 Dead: .... Helin' 1-. th.:r..: all\<,nc .\ ut ll lllatllr:· nnn..: ,,r thl· mu-.ici,tn' on 'lTt.:.:n a' th.: qui;;tL·:·tl -~~ ric' pul k d nn till" illlpll"ihlc \\ it h the to t .. S!J, · tum n l 1111· dad ,,n .. ) -.croll 1h r i ll i n~ <.iorill a; Jk·rturmancc. I ill t.: I \ II \I 1"1 " I 1' ' ''a' -.dicdulcd to qan. the lighh th.:r.:·•.. Tho.: ero\\ d L·m p haticall~ ,hu11 th.:i r I.tL·,·-. the ;ntd iL·nce. Th.: (;orillaz i-. a t·artoon hand dinnncd a' th ..: opentng no ll" -. ol r.:-.pondcd. m:tnulactured pup ~l"lll i[J' lllll'iL" al·to"' the ima!!l"'. .\I ur~loc ·' huhhk quot..: cln'c" the lkL·au -. L' lll~l t.: h 111 th.: ,·iden ,,.a, -.I Hn\ · ··You·H. hl'l'll all e\ccllcnt that \\as t·nn<:ciH'd In Blur .. !\II :\ J .. ru mhkd. .. Tomornm Cont..:' Tlldal ·· k;~ ­ ',·r'u' ima!!e t"OilllllL"Ilta r\ ,tltno-.t cnmd. :tnd \\l".'l' he.:n a fa nt a ~ ti c fronlman Damon Alliarn :\ lh;mt. the(); h.:hmd the l·urtain. tured ;t ' ideo in 11 hich thL· n;.:tnher' IL''[lOIHJ, to ,tJJl" .llltliL" lll"L' .' .lJIIL"'I iOil: prepared to h.: 'lum 11 in '~ nd1 '' ith .. \\ cJJ. II hat did ~\Hil'\J'CL"I 'J .. the lllii~IL till'J"L' \ICJ'l" tilllL'' d ur in~ h.ntd." . and arti-.l .lamil' llcwkll. Ita ' ~ t)flL" to grc;tt kngth ' to ..: n,ur.: of the hand ppunec arou nd th.: 'trceh B2 . THE REVIEW . March 5. 2002

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"Under Rug Swept" puddle of despair. The song could be a masterpiece if it Alanis Morissette Not that she wasn't always introspec­ weren't for its lyrics, which sound like Maverick Recording Company tive and depressed - 1995's highly something might have written Rating: 'l.'c..:Ct'c acclaimed "Jagged Little Pill'' was no with the help of an SAT-prep vocabulary bundle of joy either. But this increased book. self-obsession may in part be due to the "I've always wanted for you I What fact that Morissette has kicked yet another you 've wanted for yourself I And yet I man out of her life - producer Glen wanted to save us, high water or hell I And Ballard. With full control over creation I kept on ignoring the ambivalence you and no one to stop her ego, each song felt I And in the meantime I lost myself I becomes a lyrical confession. I'm sorry I lost myself." BY NOEL DIETRICH "Under Rug Swept'' encompasses the It's a shame such awkward syntax Managing Mosaic Editor spectrum of tortured womanhood. infringes upon compelling music. In short, Today's pop artists use too many Morissette delves into numerous forms of Morissette could benefit from the same words. Unlike their more innovative pre­ heartbreak, including shallow ex­ poetry lessons '*NSYNC needs - a bit of decessors, very few mainstream rockers boyfriends, hypocrisy and the "hardships" the "show it, don't say it" perspective of he itate to ay " bye. bye, bye" to symbol­ of fame (which include having everyone art. ism, instead pelling their shallow emo­ in the world want to sleep with her - too Morissette does, however, prove she tion out letter-by-letter. sad .) can stand alone, and using her extensive Alanis Morissette suffers from a similar The problem is, these themes aren't range, her vocals imitate both anger and ailment, but takes it a step further in quite universal; not everyone is a tragical­ vulnerability with ease. " Under Rug Swept." ly underprivileged man-hating celebrity. The ballads aren't sappy, despite being Instead of wearing her heart on her Musically. Morissette's autonomy slightly more mellow than in the past, and sleeve with implistic lyrics that. classify seems to be good . Overall, she definitely " Hands Clean" and "Surrendering," the love ·only within the realms of "yes" or has an ear for an unforgettable melody, album's two big singles, explode with "no," Moris ette uses 50-cent words to and the album contains many shining tight rhythms and melodies, surpassing shove it into the li tener's face, down his moments in this respect. anything found on " Pill." throat, leaving him choking to death in a Morissette's struggles energize her Morissette is full of fire, asserting her music. The driving chromatic electric-gui­ status as an independent woman, and pos­ tar jabs in "21 Things I Want in a Lover" sesses an ear for a powerful melody - if The Gist of It serve as attention-grabbing opening only she would derive song material from punches, although lines like "/ embrace somewhere besides her adolescent diary. ~~~~~ Vor nado you for your faith in the face of adversar­ ial forces that I represent" leave the lis­ ~~~~ Dirt Devil Noel Dietrich is a managing Mosaic editor tener reaching for a dictionary instead of ~~~ D ustbuster for The Review. Her past reviews include singing along. ~~Mop Pink Floyd's "Echoes " (t}t}t}t}) and "That Particular Time" is a ballad with Enrique Iglesias' "Escape" (t} 112). Send ~Broom sparse, beautiful piano accompaniment. comments to [email protected].

''The Guest" Greenwald sings: "We've been on "Live at the Quick" ible talent. Even though his solo Phantom Planet the run I Driving in the sun I - Bela Fleck and the Flecktones rendition of "Amazing Grace" was Looking out for number one I Columbia Records featured on the band's last live Rating: t}t}l/2 California here we come I Right Rating: t}t}t}t} album, somehow he still manages Phantom Planet's sophomore back where we started from." Bela Fleck and the Flecktones' to keep it so fresh that e ven the effort, "The Guest ," offers, for the The next track, "Always On My newest release, " Live at the most jaded · ran must give him most part. simple and upbeat rock Mind,'' uses organs, clapping and Quick," hit the shelves Tuesday props. songs that are a bit Jac.king in sub­ group harmonies reminiscent of a offering the intense blend of jazz, Throughout the album, the jazz­ stance. but catchy just the same. '60s pop song. ' bluegrass, and classical music banjo stylings of the band's leader These five Californians, includ­ One of Phantom Pla net's that fans of the group have come to Bela Fleck conveys a smooth blue- ing celebrity drummer Jason stronger pieces, "One Ray of love. . grass feel while still allowing the Schwartzman. better known for his Sunlight," is refreshing after a In addition to the absolu'tely other musicians to freely move acting roles in "Rushmore" and serie of bubblegum rock songs. insane musicianship of the band's between a plethora of genres. "Slackers," base their sound The track i acoustic, but incorpo­ four permanent members, tabla During a solo performance on the around strong vocals and rhythm­ rates string arrangements, bringing player Sandip Burman , key­ album, Fleck shifts between band. driven guitars. in an emotional element absent boardist Andy Narrel, bassoonist straight improvisation and the pre­ the fact that Bela Fleck and the This album takes a darker turn Flecktones is the tightest band in Produced by from previous songs. Paul Hanson, horn player Paul lude from Bach's violin partita No. musically and lyrically with "In music today. For anyone who is (, Cibo Matto) and Greenwald's voice and lyrics McCandless and throat singer 3 in an impressive display of his Our Darkest Hour" and "Turn already a fan, " Live at the Quick" (, Sheryl also have more depth: "Try all you Congar oi'Ondar add their talents mastery of his instrument. Smile Shift Repeat." clearly outshines the band's last Crow), "The Guest'' ha an overall want to I I'm gonna try too I If I to make this one of the year's more "Live at the Quick". demon­ "The Guest" has its pleasantly release, the rather timid and polished sound, but falls short tal­ get one ray of sunlight to hold in impressive displ!lys of musical strates the almost psychic link surprising moments, but Phantom • unimaginative "Outbound," and ent-. my hand I Maybe we can be happy ability. between the members of the band, Planet fails to make it much of shows its desire to expand on an The first single, fittingly named again." As always, bassist Victor giving them a sound described by anything worth remembering after already immense sound. For any­ "California." is a mediocre render­ Overall. Greenwald's vocals are Wooten shows why he has won artist James Kafader as "a steady the album is over. one.. who is open to mu ic that is ing of life on the road. With a impressive, but songs like Bass Player Magazine's Bass stream of water flowing over an - Melissa McEvoy slig,J:tl y left of cool, check out this piano hook that will scrape at your " Wishing Well" prove more suited Player of, ]he Year four times by inclined piece of plastic." album . mind for days, vocalist Alexander for a Broadway stage than a rock blessing the tracks with his incred- Overall, this album reaffirms - Tom Monaghan THE PRICE OF FAME Ani me masterpiece ·draws from rea lity ' . by Kitt Parker ''Grave of the FireOies" aunt sells their mother's kimonos for rice at the dismay of Even tbougb tbe members of BaclcStreet Boys• Nick ~ Written and Directed by Isao Takahata Setsuko, who still thinks her mother is alive. The aunt also Dudlly's ClilW have been is not the only pop star who bas Ghibli Studios scolds Seita for not being able to control his sister's crying at worldng oa solo projects recent­ decided to .release SOJPe of .. 1988 night and calls the children "senseless" and "ungrateful." ly. it bas not stopped them from earliest recordings. · Usbet•s. A young boy sits in a train station. His bony arms and Soon, Seita and Setsuko grow weary with their aunt's f"Ulding themselves in a legal .. NuaegirmiJJ2 Fea~ Usher legs stick out of his raggedy clothes as people walk by. bickering and decide to move out of the house into a bomb mas. Former members of Raymond lV;; . will be released Some gaze upon him in disgust, while others leave him food, shelter. At first, the move creates a sense of freedom for the Deatiny's Child LeToya on Aprill6. The tO ..trackcoDec­ but he doesn't eat it. The only thing he is waiting for is children, but Seita soon fmds out about the harsh reality of Luckett and LaTa•ia Robel'IOII tion featw-es Usher as a 12-year­ death. This is the opening scene in Isao Takahata's "Grave human nature in times of crisis. filed a federal lawsuit in old singer aa part 'of a of the Fireflies." The boy is Seita, the fUm's protagonist, and The film is based on an autobiographical novel by Houston that claims the song Chattanooga, Tenn., v~al although his fate is revealed at the beginning, it does not dis­ Nosaka Akiyuki, who lived through the experience of losing "Survivor" makes unflattering ensemble called "~uBeginirinJ." tract from one of the most powerful anti-war films ever his younger sister to hunger during World War II. Ghibli commenb toward them, which made. Studios ("Princess Monoke" and "Kiki's Delivery Service"), would violate an agreement Elns Presley bas been pic~ Unlike most war movies, this one does not recreate battle one of the most successful animation studios in Japan, ~ in December 2000 pro­ tured on . many pieee$ of mer­ sequences or tell of kinship between soldiers. Instead, it released the film in 1998. iibitiag each party from defama­ chandise. Now, he cau add eur­ chronicles the tales of victims caught in the middle of world Since gaining its recent popularity, anime has struck IGa of character .. renc.y to the Jist of items: Etvis mayhem, losing their homes and lives in the process, not to down the notion that all animated features have to be chil­ On an E! Entertainment Presley Enterprises has licensed mention it's an ani me. "Grave of the Fireflies" is set in Kobe, dren's entertainment. Long before computer animation and Network interview that aired a company to place an image of Japan, during World War II, a period of the war in which animated features relied on realistic appearance, here is a ~ay, Beyeacf Knowles the Kmg over ~!.of George Japan was under heavy attack by U.S. bombers. The attacks film that isn't particularly realistic, but its emotional realism caJied the ex-memben' previous Washington oh -.T~see come in the form of napalm canisters, which creates a fiery is far superior to any animated feature that has come around lawsuit a ..bunch of bUU." which 2002 quarters. inferno upon ignition. since its release. apiu violates the agreement for Seita and his 5-year-old sister, Setsuko, live in the middle Viewers may find it difficult to watch the fate of the two ~ an improper reference ~o -Jaeksoa· Brawne, J.D. of this disorder. Their father is off in battle as a naval offi­ protagonists unfold, but the pay-off for this lies in the strong the onginal complaint. Souther and, Jack Tempclain cer, and their mother dies from severe bums during an message the film conveys about the consequences of war. filed a lawsuit against· attack. In an emotionally moving scene, Seita stands beside Essentially, "Grave of the Fireflies" is a terujerker, but it Former M()tley Crile dtummer Warner/Chappell Music. claim­ his dying mother wrapped in bloody bandages and hides his doesn't overload on sappiness like most live action features. ~y Lee is being sued for ing that they lost more than $10 horror and grief so he won't break down when he sees his The characters have a realistic feel and familiarity to them, .-gHgence in the death of a 4- million in royalties from songs sister afterward. and the film as a whole should encourage all directors to yar-old boy who drowned in they co-wrote that appeared on . The loss of their mother results in the kids' having to live consider animation as a medium for getting their visions t.'s swimming pool at a birth­ "The Eagles: Their Greatest with relatives whose hospitality is nothing short of appalling. across. day party for his son last June. Hits'," With no sympathy toward these parent-less children, their -JeffMan

Quote FOR THE RECORD of the Week The university's most popular housing "Man, this job is the greatest. h com­ coincidentally, is the only job she's "I don't want to be bines all my interests, hobbies and had since the '80s." humped in front of a lot of Spring Semester is under way and "Students know that many of the skills into one money-making Conan 0 'Brien on "Late Night with many students are beginning to con­ Ray spaces are Special Interest endeavor." Conal! O'Brien," people, but I'd buy it for Emertainment Weekly sider living arrangements for next Housing. and that is a different as ign­ Kelso (Ashton Kutcher), on taking a year. Students will fill out their hous­ ment process," Carey says. "Some stu­ "job" making deposits at a local March I, 2002 someone else." ing assignment forms between Feb. 19 dents feel that fewer spaces reduces sperm bank, sophomote Stacey Jensen and March 15, after which Student their chances of living there." 011 "That '70s Show." " I would execute people who came late to the theater." on The Cave's Hot Seat, The Housing Service will begin to assign She says many students who Entertainment Weeklv students to their re idence halls for request Ray Street and Pencader March I , 2002 Woody Allen on what law he would Review, Feb. 26, 2002 create, next year. choose the "Unique Housing Option of Linda Carey, director of Student Friends Living Together." " It's better to chase girls than boys.'' Us Weeklv Feb. 25-March 4, 2002 God. she has no cellulite on her Hou ing Services. say a signing stu­ Aside from the fir t choice of loca­ -former President Richard Nixon booty!' Helping girls realize that dents to their residence halJs i a com­ tion. several other factors are taken in a newly released tape on the con­ troversy over a male "We've got the Westminster dog even models aren't happy with the plicated process. into account when students are given Once students receive their housing ambassador show, and it's Fashion Week - I' m way they look i therapy in itself." 'We give students priority accord­ their housing assignment. Carey says. assignments, many dislike their choice telling you, the city is full of bitches." Tyra Banks 011 her free weeklong "The selected roommate. if the stu­ drunkenly groping flight attendams, ing to the number of semesters they've and request a room change. David Letterman on "The Late summer camp T-Zone in Santa dent is in a special program area, what US News and World Report been here, if they're returning to the "We historically get about 700 Show with Dm'id Letterman, .. Barbara. Calif.. 1rhich helps girls they have elected as their top priority Mardi 4, 2002 same dorm room or if there 'is a pro­ room changes and do about 80 percent Entertainment Weeklv de1•elop a healthy hody image, gram involved," she says. [area, type of room. or roommate) as to 85 percent of them in the summer." "Eighties pop star Tiffany wi ll March I . 2002 Clamour Carey says the most requested resi­ being most important to them in the Carey says. '·So, in the end, most appear in the April issue of Playboy. March 2002 dence complex is Harrington and the assignment." she says. ·'Of course, pri­ returning students are satisfied with and her publici t announced that "I tell campers that sometimes I look least requested are Ray Street and ority i given according to the number their assignments." Tiffany's had a boob job. Which. at other models and think. 'Oh my - compiled by Susanne ullii'On Pencader complexes. of semesters on campus.·· - Susanne Sullivan 82 • TilE REYIEW. Larc h:'. 2002

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.. Under Rug Swept'' puddle of d~spair. The song could be a masterpiece if it Alanis Morissette Not that she wasn't always introspec­ weren't for its lyrics, which sound like i\laverick Rcl·ording Company tive and depressed - 1995"s highly something Celine Dion might have written R:ating: ,'c -:-'c ;,'c acclaimed ··Jagged Litt le Pilr" was no with the help of an SAT-prep vocabulary bundle of joy c ith~r. But this increased book. self-obsession may in part be due to the "I've always wanted for you I What fact that Morissette has kicked yet anoth er you've wanted for yourself I And yet I man out of her life - producer Glen H·anted to save us. high water or hell I And Ballard. With ful l control over creation I kept on ignoring the ambivalence you and no one to stop her ego. each song f elt I And in the meantime I lost myself I becomes a lyrical confession. I'm sorry /lost m yself.·· BY NOEL DIETRIC H ··under Rug Swe pt .. encompasses the It's a shame such awkward syntax 1\ltm a cml! .~ l r n uic Editor s p~ctrum of tortured womanhood. infringes upon compelling music. In short. Today·s pop artists use too many Morissene delves into numerous forms of Morissette could benefit from the same words. Unlike their more innoYativc pre­ heartbreak. including shallow ex­ poetry lessons *NSYNC needs - a bit of decessors . very few mainstream rockers boyfriends. hypocrisy and the " hardships.. the '·show it, don't say it" perspective of he itate to say .. bye. bye. bye.. to symbol­ of fame (which inc lude havi ng everyone art. ism. instead spelling their . hallow emo­ in the world want to sleep with her - too Morissette does, however, prove she tions out letter-by-letter. sad.) can stand alone , and using her extensive Alanis Morissette suffers from a similar The problem is. these themes aren' t range , her vocals imitate both anger and ailment. but takes it a tep further in quite univer<;al: not everyone is a tragical­ vulnerability with ease. .. Under Rug Swept :· ly underprivi leged man-hating celebrity . The ballads aren' t sappy, despite being Instead of wearing her heart on her Musically. Morissette's autonomy slightly more mellow than in the past, and sleeve with simplistic lyric that .:lassify seems to be good. Overall. she definitely " Hands Clean" and "Surrendering," the Jove ·only within the realms of "" yes .. or has an car for an unforgettable melody, album's two big singles, explode with ··no:· Morissette uses 50-cent words to and the album contains many shining tight rhythms and melodies, surpassing shove it into the listene r" s face. down hi s moments in thi s respect. anything found on "Pill." throat. leaving him choking to death in a Morissette's struggles energize her Morissette is full of fire , asserting her music. The driving chromatic e lectric-gui­ status as an independent woman, and pos­ tar jabs in "2 1 Things I Want in a Lover" sesses an ear for a powerful melody - if The Gist of It serve as attention-grabbing opening only she would derive song material from punches. a ltho ugh lines like "/ embrace somewhere besides her adolescent diary. t.'c!,'!. ~ ~ 1,.'( V o rn ado you for your faith in the face of adl·ersar­ ial forces that I represent ·· leave the li s­ ~~ct.'!~ Dirt Devil Noel Dietrich is a managing Mosaic editor tener reaching for a dictionary instead of -cc~~c Dustbuster for The Review. Her past reviews include sing ing along. Pink Floyd 's "Echoes" (t'ci'li'li'l) and ,.r,.r Mop '"That Particular Time" is a ballad with ,r Broom Enrique Iglesias· "Escape" (t'c 112) . Send sparse. beautiful piano accompaniment. comments to [email protected].

"The Guest" Greenwald sings: "We ·,,e been on " Live at the Quick" ible tale nt. Even though his solo Phantom Planet. the run I Driving in the sun I Bela Fleck and the Flecktones rendition of " Amazing Grace" was Epic Records Looking o ut for number one I Columbia Records featured on the band's last live Rating: t'ct'd/2 California here we come I Right Rating: t'c i'l t'c t'c album, somehow he still manages Phantom PI a ne t" s sophomore b(!ck ll'here we started from. " Bela Fleck and the Flecktones ' to keep it o fresh that even the effort. "The Guest:· offers. for the The next track, " Always On My newest release, "Live at the most jaded ' fan must give him most part. simple a nd upbeat rock Mind ... uses organs. clapping and Quick," hit the shelves Tuesday props. songs that are a bit lac.king in sub­ group harmonies reminiscent of a offering the intense blend of jazz, Throughout the album. the jazz­ stance. but catchy just the same. "60s pop song. bluegrass, funk and classical music banjo stylings of the band' s leader These five Californians . includ­ One o f Phantom Planet's that fans of the group have come to Bela Fleck conveys a . mooth blue­ ing celebrity drummer Jason stronger pieces. "One Ray of love. grass feel while still all owing the Schwartzman. better known for hi s Sunlight.'. is refre hing after a In addition to the absolutely other musicians to freely move acting roles in .. Rushmore·· and series of bubblegum rock songs. insane musicianship of the band· s between a plethora of genres . ·'Slackers... base their sound The track is acoustic. but incorpo­ four permanent members. tabla During a solo performance on the around strong vocals and rhythm­ rates string arrangements. bringing player Sandip Burman, key­ album. Fleck shifts between band. the fact that Bela Fleck and the driven guitars. in an emotional element absent boardist Andy Narrel, bassoonist straight improvisation and the pre­ This album takes a darker turn Flecktones is the ti ghtest band in Produced by Mitchell Froom from previous songs. Paul Hanson, horn player Paul lude from Bach's violin partita No. musically and lyrically with "In music today. For anyone who is (Elvis Costello, Cibo Matto) and Greenwald's voice and lyrics McCandless and throat singer 3 in an impressive display of his Our Darkest Hour" and " Turn already a fan, .. Li ve at the Quick"' Tchad Blake (Pearl Jam . Sheryl also have more depth: "Try all you Congar ol'Ondar add their talents mastery of hi s instrument. Smile Shift Repeat." clearly outshines the band's last Crow), "The Guest.. has an overall want to I I'm gonna try too I If I to make this one of the year's more " Live at the Quick" demon­ "The Guest" has its pleasantly release. the rathe r timid and get one ray of sunlight to hold in impressive displ~ys of musical strates the a lmost psychic link polished sound. but falls short tal­ surprising moments, but Phantom unimaginative .. Outbound,'" and ent-wise. my hand I Maybe we can be happy ability . between the members of the band. Planet fails to make it much of shows its desire to expand on an again.·· As always, bassist Victor giving them a sound described by The first single. fitting ly named anything worth remembering after already immen. e . ound. For any­ "California:· is a mediocre render­ O verall. Greenwald's vocals are Wooten shows why he has won artist James Kafader as "a teady the album is over. one. _who is open to music that is ing of life on the road. With a impressive. but song like Bass Player Magazine's Bass stream of water flowing over an - Melissa McEvoy s li g ~tl y left of cool. check out this piano hook that will scrape at your '"Wishing Well" prove more suited Player of the Year four times by inclined piece of pia tic." blessing the tracks with his incred- Overall , this album reaffirms album. mind for days. vocali st Alexander for a Broadway stage than a rock -Tom Monaghan Ani me masterpiece draws from reality by Kitt Parker ''Grave of the Fireflies" aunt sells their mother's kimonos for rice at the dismay of Ev~n though the rnem~ of · Backs~ Boy~· ~ick Cait~;, Wri~nandDirectoo~~T~m Setsuko. who still thinks her mother is alive. The aunt also DestJny'$ ClaUd have been is not the only pop star who. lias Ghibli Studios scolds Seita for not being able to control his sister's crying at working on solo projects reCent­ decided to release some of his.. 1988 night and calls the children "senseless·· and ·'ungrateful." ly, it bas not stopped them from earliest recordings.:'' Ushe:t's, A young boy sits in a train station. His bony anns and Soon, Seita and Setsuko grow weary with their aunt's filiding themselves in a legal "NuBeginniog Featurjng Usher· legs stick out of his raggedy clothes as people walk by. bickering and decide to move out of the house into a bomb mess. Former members of Raymond IV" will be released Some gaze upon him in disgust, while others leave him food, shelter. At first, the move creates a sense of freedom for the Destiny's Child LeToya on ApriU6. The 10-track collec­ but he doesn't eat it. The only thing he is waiting for is children, but Seita soon finds out about the harsh reality of Luekett and LaTawia .Roberson tion features Usher as a 12-y~ar~ death. This is the opening scene in lsao Tak.ahata's "Grave human nature in times of crisis. filed a federal lawsuit in old singer as part . of ~.. a of the Fireflies." The boy is Seita, the film's protagonist, and The ftlm is based on an autobiographical novel by Houston that claims the song Chattanooga ~ Tenn., v~a' although his fate is revealed at the beginning, it does not dis­ Nosaka Alciyuki , who lived through the experience of losing "Survivor". makes unflattering ensemble called "~u]Jeginni~,'l · tract from one of the most powerful anti-war ftlms ever his younger sister to hunger during World War U. Ghibli commenb toward them, which made. Studios ("Princess Monoke" and '"Kiki"s Delivery Service.. ), would violate an agreement Elvis ·Presley bas been pic ~ Unlike most war movies. this one does not recreate battle one of the most successful animation studios in Japan. reached in December 2000 pro­ . tw:ed· on many pieces of mer­ sequences or tell of kinship between soldiers. Instead, it released the film in 1998. hibiting each party from defama­ chandise. Now, he can add cur~ chronicles the tales of victims caught in the middle of world Since gaining its recent popularity, anime ha~ struck tion of character. , rency to the list of items. Elvis mayhem, losing their homes and lives in the process, not to down the notion that all animated features have to be chil­ On an E! Entertainment Presley Enterprises has licen.sed mention it"s an ani me. "Grave of the Fireflies" is set in Kobe, dren's entertainment. Long before computer animation and Network interview that aired ·a company to place an, image of Japan. during World War II. a period of the war in which animated features relied on realistic appearance, here is a Tuesday, Beyond Knowles the King over that of George Japan was under heavy attack by U.S. bombers. The attacks film that isn't particularly realistic. but its emotional realism called tile ex-members' previous Washington on somtTeJ!neSsee come in the form of napalm canisters, which creates a fiery is far superior to any animated feature that has come around ·tawsuit a' "bunch of bUll," which 2002 quarters. inferno upon ignition. since its release. again violates the agreement for Seita and his 5-year-old sister, Setsuko, live in the middle Viewers may find it difficult to watch the fate of the two making an improper reference1to -, J.D. of this disorder. Their father is off in battle as a naval offi­ protagonists unfold, but the pay-off for this lies in the strong tbe original complaint, Souther arid Jack Tempchin cer. and their mother dies from severe bums during an message the film conveys about the consequences of war. filed a lawsuit against· attack. In an emotionally moving scene, Seita stands beside Essentially, ·'Grave of the Fireflies·· is a tearjerker. but it Former Motley Criie drummer Warner/Chappell Music, claim­ his dying mother wrapped in bloody bandages and hides his doesn't overload on sappiness like most live action feature. . ToiiUDy Lee is being ,sued for ing that they lost more than $10 horror and grief so he won't break down when he sees his The characters have a realistic feel and familiarity to them. negligence in the death of a 4- million in royalties from songs sister afte!Ward. and the film as a whole should encourage all directors to year-old boy who drowned in they co-wrote that appeared on The loss of their mother results in the kids' having to live consider animation as a medium for getting their visions Lee's swimming pool at a birth­ "THe Eagles: Their Greatest with relatives whose hospitality is nothing short of appalling. across. day pany for bis son last June. Hits." · With no sympathy toward these parent-less children. their -JeffMan

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Newark couple graces Kate's dancefloor weekly

BY STEPHANIE WHALEN crowd. Sta.ff Reporter Tom Jackson. co-owner of Dynamite DJ's, has A deep pulsating beat echoe a block away. Hot, known Travis and his family since the seventh grade colorful spotlights hit the floor of a smoky, crowded and describes them as the "ultimate partying parents." room. Both guys and girls are dressed to impress, scan­ He says he sometime plays extra music for the cou­ ning the room for potential dance partners as a typical ple to see how long they can last. Friday night at Main Street's Klondike Kate's begins. "We ·ve never had a problem getting people on the At first glance, everything seems nonnal - the bar­ dance floor," Tom says. "But sometimes they help us tenders are busy mixing drinks for thirsty college stu­ out and get other people out there." dents, as the buzz of conversation hums throughout the At one point, Tom .says, he and Travis were con­ building. While the dance floor is still empty, an aston­ templating paying Joan and Bill some extra money to ished crowd looks on as "Mom and Pops" Bliss strut accompany them to weddings, but nothing has been set their stuff. in stone. Fifty-seven-year-old Joan Bliss and 59-year-old Bill " I think it's funny how everybody gets a kick out of THE REVIEW/Diccon Hyatt Bliss take center stage, much to the amazement and seeing them," Tom says. "I've seen them doing this for delight of everyone in the room. After the initial shock Fifty-seven-year-old Joan Bliss and 59-year-old Bill Bliss love the atmosphere at Main Street's Klondike Kate's and so long that I'm immune to i.t." have been ruling the dance floor for nearly five years. Above, Bill gets down with a student on her 21st birthday. of the couple's appearance on the dance floor, groups Sometimes the Blisses even arrive early to dine with of onlookers scream catcalls of encouragement. Bill friends before a night of festivities, but don't think spins and shuffles across the dance floor with his wife, Though Kate's has become the couple's Friday des­ dancing is the only excitement in their Lives. tination, Bill and Joan make frequent appearances in as the crowd goes wild. Bill leans back in his chair with a grin and begins to Amused observers surround them, cheering them motorcycle bars near Price's Comer. describe his candy-apple red Dyna Wide Glide Harley The adventuresome duo feel they fit in nicely with on, as if they were on "Soul Train." Davidson. Pepper-haired Bill Bliss has been ruling the dance the biker crowd because they don't have any inhibi­ "I put 1,000 CC crotch-rockets on that thing," he tions in showing who they are. floor at Klondike Kate's alongside his wife for nearly says. five years, and says they love the revitalizing atmos­ ''They let it all hang out," Bill says. He bought two motorcycles in 1998, and spared no The Bliss couple has been "letting it all hang out" phere of a university hangout. expense. Along with the bikes, he purchased two hel­ ''Most people our age don't like college kids," Joan together for 34 years now, though they seem as if they mets with matching leather jackets and boots for his are in their 20s. explains. wife. Although Joan says she only rides on the back of "But I think the college kids give Newark life," Bill If, for some reason, they are not dancing the night the motorcycle, she has a magnificent machine of her away at Kate's, the Deer Park Tavern might be the says. own to boast of - a modified PT Cruiser, complete Dressed in a blue sweatshirt reading, "Cleverly place to check. Though they admit they don't go to with wildly painted flames. Deer Park as much as they used to, Bill's photograph Disguised As A Responsible Adult," Bliss takes a gulp Bill's face softens, though. as he remembers an acci­ of his bottle of Coors. of the newly constructed building is framed there, bear­ dent he was lucky enough to walk away from one ing his name for all to see. He was the last paying cus­ Joan, a fourth-grade teacher at Annie J. Wilson Saturday morning. Elementary School in Newark, silently jams to almost tomer as Deer Park closed for renovation and the frrst Traveling north on Route 40, intersecting with paying customer when it re-opened, but since the every song, rocking back and forth in her seat as she Kirkwood Highway, he underestimated the sharp 45- snacks on miniature pretzels. redecoration, Bill and Joan agree the Main Street estab­ degree angle of an entrance ramp. His voice drops as Lishment has lost its familiarity. The Newark couple first began visiting Kate's he continues the story. Leaning to one side as far as he because their son, Travis, had started a job as a disc In celebration of their 35th wedding anniversary, the could manage, Bill felt his foot peg dragging as his foot couple plans to travel to Alaska with their two sons, jockey there for Dynamite DJ's. But soon after, Joan came off the gas,cutting off the engine. Unable to stop, and Bill began to enjoy the nights at the college hang­ Travis and Jason, and Travis' fiancee, Alison. he heard the screeching brakes of the car behind him "We only have one more state we haven't been to out and since then have become accustomed to making and feared the vehicle would run him down. · appearances nearly every Friday. - Hawaii," Bill says. Bill says he ended up falling right on top of his The Bliss couple has traveled extensively, including "My parents are different people," Travis says. "For Harley, skidding three lanes across the highway into a one thing, I grew up in a house without any doors." a visit to Thailand, while Bill was stationed there dur­ median. After a short, silent pause, Bill continues. He ing the Vietnam War. He says he was the only man in Travis explains that the Bliss home had been says when he collided with the median, the motorcycle designed and built by Bill himself and has been an on­ the army to have his wife with him. nearly flipped over but instead, it feU down to the Bill glances about the room, taking in all the excite­ ~oing project since 1984, when the family first moved ground. m. ment like a child in an amusement park. The twinkle in Bill walked away from the crash with no injuries his eyes hardly shows any sign of fatigue, despite the Presently, the Bliss residence has four bedrooms, whatsoever. three and a half bathrooms and a basement,but only fact he had just returned from a business trip to Despite such an experience, however, Bill still loves California the day before. one door. his Harley and reminisces of the day he bought a "mon­ "It 's now 2002,and the first door just went on a bed­ This week, he sets off for Gennany, then to Arizona, ster of a bike." and back to California again, but still manages to make room;' he says with a laugh. "I remember telling my son one day, 'I think I Travis remembers instances of his parents dancing time to spend his Friday nights with his wife at Kate's. should buy a motorcycle.' He said it sounded like a Bill puffs Lightly on his cigar, one that his wife refers at the house, and says he's not embarrassed when he good idea, and I said, 'I appreciate your input, but I was sees them "doing their thing" at Kate's among the to, teasingly as "a smelly one." going to get one anyway: " he says. ''We're an unusual old couple," Bill says, smiling. Grad studerit dedicated to CONTACT BY JEN BLENNER ly cling to each other. Catherine senses the * * * "I loved my college classes, but I learned didn't know what I was supposed to do," Senior News Editor depth of their feeling, like an intruder on The door is propped open, allowing the new skills to use in every facet of my life, she says. "I was supposed to be the helper, Catherine Dukes enters a small hospital this intimate moment. The father holds cool breeze to drift effortlessly through Jam she says. "It opens up a whole world to but I was also the victim." room where a girl undergoes a long physi­ back his tears; the young girl cannot help 'n & Java on Main Street. The grinding cof­ you." Catherine says she learned she cannot cal exam after being raped. but cry. fee beans and steaming foam from the cap­ Before joining CONTACT Delaware, protect family and friends 100 percent of She watches the girl as she is reunited This is just one of Catherine's many puccino machine drown out the sensual Catherine volunteered for the rape hotline, the time. The next day, she came into work with her father for the first time after the roles as program director of Rape Crisis French songs playing in the dimly lit room. where she first learned the magnitude of a wreck, but she was consoled by co-work­ rape. The father's reaction makes Catherine Services at CONTACT Delaware. She han­ The cafe is deserted except for the man­ her impact on people's lives. She remem­ er Cheryl Sadeghee. think of her own father. The room fills with dles approximately 60 cases and fields 100 ager, who is cleaning up ·glasses left on bers a phone call during her first year of As the program director of crisis silence. The girl finishes her physical and phone calls per month on the rape crisis tables. Every few minutes, regulars wander volunteering from a young J)lan whose girl­ helpline services and reassurance, the nurses all stand in the· perimeter of the hotline . CONTACT Delaware, located in in and order their daily caffeine fix. friend had been raped. Sadeghee says she and Catherine work little room. Wilmington, provides free and confidential Catherine strolls through the door sport­ " I tried to help him get through it," she closely together and have comforted one In that moment, the room fills with emo­ services to victims of sexual assault. ing a black T-shirt with Chinese calligra­ recalls. "I felt great about it. About a week another. tion, and the father and daughter wordless- phy and a dark brown ponytail. She orders and a half later, I received a card addressed "Catherine has learned to hone her a large Tazo chai tea with whipped cream to me from the boyfriend of the victim. He skills ," she says. "She has really embraced and sits with her hands clasped tightly had figured out the address and sent a the work she has done." around the glass in an unsuccessful attempt thank-you card." When times become difficult, Catherine to conceal her ink-stained palms, the result Catherine says that experience left a 11nd Sadeghee are sure to li sten to one of her pen exploding earlier in the day. tremendous mark on her life . Five years another. · She glances over at her purse on the later, the card still sits on her desk amang a "We give each other space and are com­ table and notices her beeper is on. She few others. When her job becomes too tax­ passionate toward one another and have a hopes it won't beep, but she knows she ing, she says, she sometimes looks to her shoulder to lean on because of the stresses could be called at anytime. stack of thank-you cards. of our work," Sadeghee says. "When you go in , you don't know them , Even with Catherine's hectic schedule, and you are the helper," she says. "You go she still finds time to watch her favorite TV in thinking you are going to take care of show, "General Hospital." these people. When I am with a victim, I " It is stupid, but l enjoy the show," she take in the crying. I am the buffer and the says. " I like it because I don't have to solve safety net to catch someone on the worst "No one case has anyone's problem." day of their life and get them through it." Catherine says her experiences as a rape For Catherine, there is never a typical changed me. Every counselor have changed her perspective on rape case. "No one case has changed me," dating. She now considers herself a " afe she says. "Every single case is different, case is different, date." and each case throws me a curve ball." " I would drive in separate cars and meet She says each situation is emotional,.and and each case in a public place," she says. "If I get a drink she never knows who is going to be sitting and I leave the table . I would take it with in that hospital bed or what state they will throws me a curve me to the bathroom." be in . She says she is very open with men and It wasn't until age 18 , when she attended ball." leaves nothing to be assumed. her mother' s graduation from the general On one date, she invited a man over for rape crisis program, that Catherine became dinner. He was sitting on the couch watch­ interested in learning more about the pro­ - Catherine Dukes, program director of ing television, and she was preparing din­ gram. Rape Crisis Services at CONTACT ner in the other room. " I was always interested in women's Delaware "And I aid, 'Oh, by the way, we are not issues and front-line stuff," she says. " I having sex tonight,' "she says. wanted to help people in serious need. Ever During the day. Catherine deals with a since then, I found out about rape crisis - lot of trauma and takes in a lot of emotions. that is what I wanted to do." At night, she uses music as a release. Catherine says her mother instilled her After finishing coll ege, Catherine ·s " I need to be a musician. I need it in my with an open and honest approach toward enthusiasm and passion for helping people life. It fi ll s my soul ," she says. sexuality. led her to the Drug and Alcoho l Agency, She plays a cherry red Dean acoustic " She was open and non-judgmental, and where she worked as an HIV evaluator. The gui tar with her band, Until Tomorrow. The it was a huge gift she gave me,"' she says. job became a stepping stone when she band plays cover songs from Elvis to Green Colette Dukes reme mbers when her applied for her current position at CON­ Day. daughter first became curious about her TACT Delaware. .. It is tough to play until midnight and body. She says she always used the correct As program director, she handles the have to go to work at 8 a .m.," she admits. words to pertain to specific areas. more difficult cases. She also recruits, Along with her work and her music, " I was doing the right thing and teaching train s volunteers and takes 48 to 60 hours Catherine i also a part-time stude nt at the her to love her whole body ," she says. on-call per month. university. working toward her master's in Colette says she wanted her daughter to "This work i so important to me,"' he public admini tration. be whatever she wanted to be. says. "To be able to get paid to help o rne­ She says she doesn't plan to tay in trau­ "She perceived oppression and wanted one and to be able to serve and li ve on it is ma work too much longer. to do something about it. Colette says. ·'I such a gift to me .·· '·It is not healthy:' he says. ··tt trauma­ gave her the ability to find herself."' Despite working with victims every day. ti zes the helper, and l have think about rape Catherine. a Newark native, graduated Catherine never expected to have to deal every day:· from the uni versity with a degree in family with such a horrific event in her own life. Currently. she is looking into doctoral and community studies in 1997. During he r But that all changed one day , she says . programs in gender studies. senior year. she had more free time and when she received a phone call late at night .. It is fascinating to me to see how dif­ ferent we treat young women and men and T ilE REVIEW/Counesy of Catherine Dukes began training for rape cri sis. Twe lve informing her that a fami ly friend had been Catherine Dukes handles approximately 60 cases and fields 100 phone calls per weeks later, she had gained li stening. con­ raped. se ·uality:· she says. month as program director of CONTACT Delaware's Rape Crisis Services. frontation and suicide prevention . ki ll s . ·· r knew this person, and I felt inept. I 64 • THE REVIEW • March 5. 2002 e-mail bllshing

Putting all these wonderful perks own e-mail address. of having an e-mail address aside, I The cashier told me he makes an am so sick of this junk mail over­ appearance in Pathmark often. " He flowing my inbox. Reading my e­ doesn' t mi ss a day," she said. mail is now more like taking out the I ' m thinking about going back to {SOT l pO}:l•T WA~ "You have new mail." garbage. Pathmark to see if I can find him. Anticipation overwhelm me as I The worst part is, I never give my Maybe he can use his wizardry skills wonder who was thinking about me address out to Web sites for this sole to create a program that would elimi­ and just had to send me an e-mail. purpose, so I know some girl named nate junk mail from my mailbox. FltEE. GAASU~ 6/F~E SHlPI'tt-.1& The creen ay I have I I new roes- Cortney, probably on this campus, Maybe that's what I can do when I ages. I feel like a kid on Christmas distributed my e-mail address to all graduate this May, since I have no morning. Which one will I open the mindless Web sites she visited, clue what direction I am headed in. CHrAP Uf'E \t.a&uRI\WCt: /ft)Jt.N fir t? and now I am getting all of her junk Although I have no background in I open my inbox only to be com­ mail. computer wizardry, I could attempt pletely disappointed. No one was Bollocks! to design a program that would Re.rrAL rttoPrRTY 1 CATI\'-Ce&S thinking of me, no one loves me and Cortney better hope she doesn' t instantly delete all junk e-mai l. no one just wanted to say "hi." I'm cross my path in a dark alley. Maybe it would be some sort of reall y not as cool as I thought. I guess I could just delete these magic wand with sparkles all over it. ~~'2IN(: SU8SCR\PT\O~S In the few hours since I last messages and forget about them, but Back to reality, the fact of the mat­ checked, my inbox has been flooded I am choosing to complain because it ter is this bothersome occurrence I M c. 1 Boot::& with junk. Web sites boasting incred­ really bugs me. I could also write to shou1d be eliminated. When I check ""e>s usa OR ible deals and once-in-a-lifetime the Web sites and tell them to take my e-mail, I shouldn't have to search offers. Oh, wait a minute, I won my name off their list, but I'm too through a list just to find the mail fltli C.R~1>,,_ something! lazy. Besides, why should I have to that is actually relevant to me. "Congratulations Cortney, Your do that? My e-mail should consist of mes­ Prize Arrived!" reads the subject An e-mail address is just like a sages from friends, family and pro­ C~!!! line. (By the way, my name is not street address, and I think there fessors and of course, the mass e­ Cortney .) Still, I am forced to check should be some laws concerning mails from the Review staff, which this out, although I know it isn't real. what can be sent through the "mail." are simply delightful. It should not "You've been chosen to receive People can't go around just stick­ be from Web sites I have never visit­ the best-selling, Coby CX-15 Ultra ing things in your street mailbox, so ed offering Cortney the opportunity Blue AM/FM radio - absolutely why should it be allowed . to happen to find out how to seduce women and free!" Well, I've never heard of it in cyberspace? free debt analysis. I don' t want this before, but it sounds pretty daJttn Some sort of regulation needs to crap, and frankly, Cortney probably cool. be made for my own sanity. It drives doesn' t either. Within the same five minutes, I me crazy to receive so many irrele­ If my name is on your e-mail list, have also become a "guaranteed cash vant messages, and most of all, it listen closely. Take me off your prize winner," won three CDs and leaves me disappointed. #@**$!* list! I don't want your free been offered a credit card (which I was in Pathmark last week and I offers and fake prizes, and I certainly everyone knows I don't need any met a man some might call a little don't want to see your name in my more of). Cortney will have to fight odd. He told me he majored in "com­ inbox. me for these. puter wizardry" and he even has his Oscar nomznees• stretch reality for entertainment continued from B 1

four Oscar nominations (including Best Director), many Hollywood insiders were surprised it was shut out of the Best Picture category.

'Ali's' Rope-a-Dopes The tagline for "Ali" sounds farrly presumptu­ ous, promising a truthful and insightful biopic about boxing great, . Instead, it offers a rather skewed look at the boxer's shadowy past, although it doesn't make the raclical alterations of "A Beautiful Mind" and ·'Black Hawk Down." Most of "Ali's" embellishments are excusable since they're mainly used to condense time (consid­ ering its punishing 156-minute running time, maybe the filmmakers could have been a little more anchored to the truth). The main complaint from boxing aficionados comes during the famous rematch with Sonny Liston. In the movie, Ali (Will Smith) wins the match with a devastating roundhouse right. Anyone who has actually seen the match remembers some­ thing different. The match ended with what sports reporters refer to as the "anchor phantom punch." Writing for the New York Times, Red Smith called it a "wee right hand punch that couldn't have traveled four inches," a far cry from the hard-hitting blow in the film . There were also rumors that Liston was mob-con­ nected and that he was threatened by the Nation of Islam to take a clive. Manifesto," Bitch and "Ali's" screenwriter, Eric Roth (who won an to transform the negative Oscar for his "Forrest Gump script) defends the oa:::;t·"o~~f:tbe:word "puss,y ... Bitch alteration. ec to the manifesto in a "First of all , [Ali] hit [Liston] absolutely flush , twisted. nurser)' and when you watch it in slow motion, Liston's face ~~liiii!!lliilllillllilll!!ijli!!!,!ll.. fhyme · fasbio{l contorts something terrible," Roth says. "You can that. the: majOrity see, also, the incredible torque Ali had on his body, ·of the audience his muscles were rippling. There's no question, it recognizes . and wasn't a phantom punch that hit him. Liston got sings along wjth. hit." In addition to Adding to the controversy of the real fight - and their attempts at something "Ali" completely glosses over - was changing , &lang that referee "Jersey" Joe Walcott had counted to 12 words for " geni­ by the time Liston finally got back up after the t!Ula,. 8itc;h and' punch because he couldn't hear the time-keeper Altimal a'm ~ at over the roar of the crowd. When Walcott realized chltUenging" gen~ his mistake, he stopped the fight and declared Ali def roles. •· the victor. In .one song Jon Voight's depiction of Howard Cosell also called "D.K.B ,"' ye31"8, aod tbe group is .currently com­ goes against the public perception of the sportscast­ they giv~ an posing a musical. Aloug witb the tnusi­ er. Cosell comes across as an omniscient father fig­ •~~illilliiiii;,iiiiii!iiiii~!liiiliiiiiiiiO account of watch- ' cal, Animal says she and Bitch are mat- ure in "Ali" who only banters with the boxer in front iog women dressed as men jn a dr~ king ing a movie, . ' . of the cameras. The real Cosell was clo er to John ~· ., ., ., ;'•. , ,. ,· "' ' . · "But it is,. !OP secret." she says With a Turturro's portrayal in TNT's " Monday Night q.,£,.. '~ ~~ . w~s,.dr:dnk, and .I was bored l He wink:. ,. · · · ·. Mayhem" - a bitter and vindictive man who .,. l!'~ cuie rs_o 1 ivas lure(/ l to !he DKB Bitcb andADimal qlose the Show 'Widt enjoyed nothing more than his own self-promotion. thalnighf:'' · "SparkJy Queen Areola,.. leaving tbe Despite early hype about the film, "Ali" per­ One of the duo's favorite political crowd with a final "pussy power" ll}eS- formed poorly at the box ofiice, earning le s than . theme!! emerged after a recent incident sage typical of their performances. $60 million for its purported $ 107 million budget. with indecent exposure. While on tour in "May your <;rotch never itch, may you The movie also only garnered two 0 car nomina­ Columbia, S.C .• last October, Animal always be a birch!" tions for Smith and Voight, and neither are expect­ says police invaded thei r dressing room ed to win.

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' Ali's' Rope-a-Dopes The tagline for ··r\Ji"" ~ound' fairl) pr..:~umptu ­ ow-•. promising a truthful and in~ightful biopic about boxing great. Muhammad Ali. Jn ,tead. it otTe r~ a rather~ skell'ed look at the boxer"~ ~hado11) pa~t. although it doe~n "t make the radical alteration~ of .. A Be~utiful Mind"" and ··Black Ha\1k Do11n ."· Most of ··Ali's .. embclli-,hments are excusable since they"re mainly used to conden~e time (con~id­ ering its puni hing !56-minute 111nning time. maybe the filmmakers could ha,·e been a little more THE REVIEW/File photos anchored to the truth). The feminist duo of Bitch and Animal rocked a receptive crowd at the East End Cafe Friday night with its provocative brand of rap-funk. The main complaim from boxing aficionados comes during the famous rematch with Sonny Li ton. In the movie. Ali (Will Smith) win · the match with a deva~tatin!.! roundhou~e ri!.!ht. Anyone who has actually seen the match remembers -,ome­ Bitch and Animal jam to gender issues thing different. The match ended 11 ith "hat :-.pon:-. reponer~ refer to as the ··anchor phamom punch."" Writing for the BY ERIN FOGG close to undefinable. Bitch's electric Bitch begin s by yelling at the audi­ to aiTest Animal for exposing her areola, New York Times. Red mith called it a .. wee 1ight Sraff Rep()rter fiddle and occasional self-described ence, ''I'm sick of my genitalia being the darkened area surrounding the nip­ hand punch that couldn ·1 ha1·e tra1·eled four inches:· looks Bitch to one side of the packed "southern booze-bag'' voice mimics a used as an insult! Aren't you?" A the ple. a far cry from the hard-hitting blo11 in the film. East End Cafe Friday night and adjusts women shriek in agreement. Bitch won­ "It's illegal for women. not for men;• country folksong. There were abo rumor., that Li~ton ''a~ mob-con­ her microphone. But when she· picks up her electric ders out loud, " Why don't the clicks ever she says. Bitch and Animal now hope to nected and that he "a~ threatened b) the at ion of ·'Aloha, sparkly queens: • she says. bass and rhymes to Animal's quick. answer to that?" "free the areola" in their music, ques­ Islam to take a di,·c. causing the primarily female audience to steady banging on an upside-down steel In " Pussy Manifesto," Bitch and tioning the feasibility of this law that .. Ali's"" screenwriter. Eric Roth (11ho \\On an scream. Animal try to transform the negative remains in everal states. In a song drum. one may categorize their sound as Oscar for hi~ ··Fon·est Gump script) defends the She glances to the other end of the rap-funk. connotation of Lhe word " pussy:· Bitch called ""Sparkly Queen Areola." Bitch alteration. room, one eyebrow raised. glittery blue and Animal say to · Along with the steel drum, Animal rec ites eight points to the manifesto in a "beware the country .. First of all. [Alii hit [Liston] absolutely llu~h. li ps pulled into a half grin. pounds on a boot- twisted, nursery that bites the nipple that f eeds them." and when you watch it in ~low motion. Liston·, face "'What's up. pussies?" she yells. The shaped shaker and ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ rhyme fashion Animal says both women's families cantons omething terrible:· Roth says. ""You can audience cheers louder. support their musical endeavors. beats upon a djem- that the maJOrity see. also. the incredible torque Ali had on hi~ hody. After livening up the crowd, Bitch '·They're into it.'' she says with a grin. be a large. of the audience his muscles were rippling. There·~ no question. it and Animal, who refuse to go by any recognizes and Bitch and Animal have now released hourglass shaped 11 a~n "t a phm1tom punch that hit him. Li\ton got other names, begin to play. African drum. "I'm sick of my sings alon!!: with. two a lbums o n Ani DiFranco's · hit."" According to Animal. -the wildly During a few In addition 10 Righteous Babe label, " What's That Adding to the control ersy of Lhe real fight - and attired duo met on a mushroom trip in songs, she twangs genitalia being ·used their attempts at Smell?"" and "Eternally Hard." A nimal ~omething ··Ali"" complcteiy glo~se~ over - wa.\ Chica!!:o . "An hour later, we were mak­ on a tiov electric changing slang says touring with DiFranco after admir­ that referee ··Jersel .. Joe Walcott had counted to 12 ing· m~sic together.'' she says. ukulele. • words for geni­ ing her music for years was an an1azing by the time Liston final!) got back up after the At Friday's how, Bitch and Animal as an insult." The women do talia. Bitch and experie nce. punch becau~e he couldn "t hear the time-keeper appear to be exhibitionists rather than not fit the mold Animal aim at "Ani is definitely an inspiration in the mer the roar of the cro\\d. When Walcott rcali;ed musicians, more involved with taunting paradigm o f touring," Animal says. for specific cate­ - Bitch. of Bitch and Animal challenging gen­ hi~ mi,take. he stopped the fight and declared Ali audience members and flaunting their gory, a fact that der role~ . Music is not Bitch and Animal's sole the \·ictor. ·tyle than the actual music. In one song love. Bitch has been writing poetry for seems to be a run- Jon Voight·._ depiction of Ho11ard Co~cll abo Bitch is decked out in bright blue called "D .K .B _.,.._ years. and the group is currently com­ ning theme in goe~ again\! Lhe public perception of the :-.pon,.:a ... t­ knee high socks, a cowhide skirt and her posing a musical. Along with the musi­ their song lyrics as they give an er. Cosdl come~ aero" a~ an omni~cient father fig­ wild. dyed dreadlocks nap crazily as her cal, Animal says s he and Bitch are mak­ we11. account of watch­ ure in ""Ali .. who onh banter~ ll'ith the boxer in from head rocks to the beat. Her dog collar In a new song called " Best Cock on ing wo men dressed as men in a drag king ing a movie. of the camera~. The. real Co-..cll "as clo-..er to John •· But it is top secret:' she says with a says "BITCH" and her wri tband claims, the Block,'' Bitch croons: ·'I'm just a lit­ bar. Tunurro·s p011ra~al in T T"s ""l\1onda) Night .. I [heart] nothing:· Dressed in camou­ tle girl-boy trying to make my way in a '" / was drunk and I ll'aS bored I He wink. Ma\hem .. - a hiller and 1indicti1c man 11!10 flage pants and yellow sunglasses, lO Bitch and Animal close the show with man's world." was cute I So I was lured I the DKB cnj<;) ed nothing more than hi' 0\\ n ,clf-promntion . .. Spark ly Queen Areo la." leaving the Animal sports a bright blue mohawk. Bitch and Animal's lyrical s tyle that night:· De,pite ..:arl) h) pe ~•bout the film ... t\li"" per­ Those judging a book by its cover involves strong political-, sexual- and One of the duo's favorite political crowd with a fi nal "pussy power·· mes­ formed poor!) at the ho\ ortice. earning k" than may assume the twentysomething gender-related statements throughout themes emerged after a recent incident sage typical of their performances. 5.60 million fnr ih purponcd ':.107 millitlll budget. women perform some kind of punk ··May your crotch ne1·er itch. mav you their lyrics. The most well known and with indecent expo ure. While on tour in The 11101 ic al-.o onh ~arncrcd t11 o (),car nomina­ mu!'-ic. noteworthy is the message sent in their Columbia, S.C., last October. Animal a/!rays be a birclt.1 "" tion' fnr Smith and \ •(li~ht. and nellher an: l"\J'li:Ct­ However. Animal says their music is " Pussy Manifesto." says police invaded their dres!'ing room ed to 11 in.

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I I Delaware Conference vailable for rental - Madison Drive 3BR Avenue for Action: Advancing Advocacy !License Clerks needed for an authorized Room for rent $400 (includes everything) a ownhouses. Call 376-0181. month in nice cozy 4 brdm 2 bath town­ Wed., March 20, 2002 at Delaware ~E and MD State Park license agent. Technical and Community College in Dover ~asonal FT & PT. Day, evening, & house in ewark, DE. Female. Call Amy at MADISON DRIVE Townhouse 4, available 834-4845 or 373-2202. Join us for our second annual one-day con­ 6/1, exc condition, WID. ample parking. !'veekend shifts avail. $750/hr. Apply @ ference featuring nationally known speak­ Call 737-1771, leave message. !Eastern Marine, Rt. 72, Newark 453-7327 ers, practical workshops and our KIDS COUNT Awards luncheon. For more infor­ Why share a bedroom? I have many reno­ Make Spring Break Money Now. 2 miles mation call 302-831-4966 vated 4 BR townhouses on Madison Drive rom campus. Flexible schedule. $10 • $15 For Sale WID, DIW, A/C. Excellent condition. /hr. CaD Doug 454-8955. I I The Delaware Symphony Orchestra's Available 6-1-02 $1080 plus uti! John Classical Series continues with "Master Bauscher 454-8698. Telemarketers- $8 to $10/hr • Main St. Water dragon, tank, heat lamp, other sup­ Class" on Thursday March 7th, Friday ~lling wall maps to schools & libraries plies. Call Pam @ 356-6461. Price neg. March 8th, and Saturday March 9th, 2002 at Houses on N. Chapel , W. Clay Dr., Kells & Flexible Hrs. Call 547-0316. The Grand Opera House. The concert is Madison. John Bauscher 454-8698. !Mac Dsktp G-3 4661128/4GBIDVD/56K comprised of core classics by the master Counter Person for truck rental location. w/o mon). Vid: 2 MB SGRAM. ADB composers, a program both classical music !Neat, clean, exceptional housng avail. 3 Good phone & computer skills. $7/hr. start jKybrd/Mouse. Orangelink 2 Frwre! 2 lovers and newcomers will enjoy. The ~rrn houses and townhouses zoned for 4 Weekday hrs. flex . Must be avail. Sat. 8-4. jusB PCI ports. Asking $500. Extra: 100 Thursday concert begins at 6:30pm; Friday with AC, WID, DW, Priv. Parking, & Call Bob or Jessica@ 454-7104. 1MB ZIP (SCSI) xt drive. Call: Knute and Saturday performances begin at Grass Cut. lncl. Also, Triplex apartments IRondum (410) 620-7221/ 8:00pm. Ticket prices range from $20-$58. avail that can be combined to accommo- Needing energetic, faith-filled person to [email protected]. There will be an additional performance at date larger groups of 5-9. All on UD bus work with church youth program. Milford High School on Sunday March lOth rt. Yr.leases start 6/1. Email to greatlo- Progressive Christian congregation see.ks at 3pm. Tickets for Milford High is $21 . ~tions6 @ aol.com or call 737-0868. someone to work Wednesday and Sunday You can order tickets online at evenings as well as occassional additional Announcements) www.desymphony.org or by calling The programs as needed. Contract runs I Grand Opera House Box Office at 1-800- Clean Houses, Great Locations, WID, AIC, DW, Parking & Grass Cut Incl. through end of December. 37-GRAND. Avail 6/1 , 235-4791 or [email protected] Approximately $5,000 stipend. Contact Pregnant? Late and worried? Pregnancy Graham Van Keuren, c/o Presbyterian testing, options counseling and contracep­ The University of Delaware Library will Hms/Apts Jan. Jun. Sep wlk UD 369-1288 Campus Ministry @UD, at 454-7801 or tion available through the Student Health hold tours of "Personal Visions: Artists' at [email protected] to inquire. Service GYN Clin ic. For information or an Books at the Millennium" the new exhibi­ appointment, call 831-8035 Mon - Fri 8:30- tion in the Special Collections gallery. The 12:00pm and I :00-4:00pm. Confidential tours led by Iris Snyder, Associate Services. Librarian, Special Collections Department, will be held t>n: Thursday, March 28th, Student Health Services Telephone 2002 at 12 noon, Wednesday. April 24th, Comment Line- Call the "Comment'' line 2002 at I pm, and Thursday, May 23rd, with questions, comments, and or sugges­ 2002 at 12 noon. Each tour will last about tions about our services. 83 1-4898. 30-45 minutes. For further information con­ tact Susan Brynteson, The May Morris Annual Health Fair Director of Libraries, at 302-83 1-223 1. "Nutrition in the Lifespan·· IS ROW UIPJRG Sponsored by: UD utrition & Dietetics On Monday March lith, 2002, New Music Club. For: Everyone!'! 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BY BETH ISKOE If the Hens defeat Drexel, they will we will have." Managing Sports Editor move on and play Friday at 5 p.m. Rible said she agreed Delaware has a By virtue of its 64-52 victory over against the winner of No. 3 Virginia shot to win the CAA Tournament and Hofstra Friday night, the Delaware Commonwealth (14-13, Ll -7) and No.6 receive an automatic bid to the NCAA women's basketball team fi nished the UNC Wilmington (14-13, 8-10). Tournament. regular season with a 15-3 conference The Rams were the only conference "We will have nothing to lose and record and enters the Colonial Athletic team Delaware lost to this season everything to gain," she said. "But, this Association Tournament on a five-game besides CAA powerhouse Old whole season has been above my expec­ winning streak. Dominion. tations so we will just go out and play As a result, the Hens (22-5, 15-3 On Jan. 6, the Hens lost on the road our hardest and see what happens." CAA) solidified their standing as the to Virginia Commonwealth 62-57 with­ However, Dellegrotti did not rule out No. 2 seed in the CAA Tournament that Losing is out Rible, but rebounded to avenge its the possibility of an at-large bid to the begins tomorrow. loss Feb. 3 at home when they defeated dance. Delaware received a f~rst-round bye, the Rams 69-60 with Rible in the lineup. "We have an RPI in the low 50's, and wiJI play its first ever CAA This statistic shows the kind of impact we'll have close to 25 wins and we've now norm Tournament game Thursday at noon Rible's inside presence has on this team. beaten some pretty good teams," she against the winner" of No. 7 Drexel (13- Rible said Delaware will be confi­ said. "I think we have a really good shot RICHMOND, Va. - 14, 6-12) and No. 10 Towson (2-25, 1- dent if it faces V~rgini a Commonwealth at receiving an at-large bid." There was a James 17). . because it knows it is capable of win­ On Dec. 7, the Hens lost 52-44 to Madison fan sitting in The Hens swept both the Dragons T ning. Coppin State, a defeat that may burt front of me, and we all and the Tigers this season. "We know we can definitely beat Delaware's chances of receiving an at· know how stupid they are. Since Towson has only them," she said. "But, it's large bid. Let me set the scene for you - ugly one conference win all sea- the tournament and it's a Dellegrotti said she hopes that loss Richmond Coliseum, and the stands son, senior forward whole different level of will not be the deciding factor. are mostly covered in the teal colors of Christina . Rible said WoMEN's play. Everyone picks their 'That was one of the turning points the UNC Wilmington Seahawks. Delaware is preparing to B ASKETBALL game up about five notch­ in our season," she said. "However, if I bought my ticket and switched face Drexel, whom it beat es." we don't receive an at-large bid, as long seats after figuring out that I was sitting 77-59 Jan. 24 and 53-43 Hens 64 ._.. Should the Hens win as we don't falter in the tournament, I right in the middle of those loud­ Feb. 14. their f~rst two tournan'lent think the NIT is very achievable and I "Since we were success- ______Hofstra 52 games, there is a strong mouths. think we will definitely be playing in "Goe, Say-hawks, goe!" they yelled. ful against [the Dragons] likelihood they will face it." Eugh. this season, we are going to try to focus No. Old Dominion (22-5, 18-0) In their victory over Hofstra, the So anyway, I bailed and moved on the same aspects we did then," she Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in the champi- Hens converted 17 -of-17 free throws in towards the Delaware section, but there ~~ ~~~~ the second half. were a couple of these JMU leftovers "We are going to focus on keeping The No. 16 nationally ranked Lady Excellent free throw shooting bas still hanging around after their team [senior forward Michelle] Maslowski's Monarchs defeated Delaware 82,55 on been a staple of this Delaware team all lost in the quarterfinals on Saturday. points down and getting out on their Jan. 11 and 72-45 Feb. 10. season, as it finished tied for third in the I found my seat and unfortunately three-point shooters." Dellegrotti said despite the losses, nation, shooting 77.6 percent. overheard this clueless fan's conversa­ This season, Maslowski led the CAA the Hens still feel they have a chance to Freshman forward Julie Sailer fin. tion with his friends. in scoring, averaging 18.9 points per win the entire tournament. ished eighth in the nation, connecting on "Is Delaware any good?" he asked game, but scored onJy 10 and 12 points "Anything can happen on any given 89.5 percent of her free throws. his buddies. in her two games against the Hens. day," she said. "We have to play the per- Dellegrotti said free throw shooting I wanted to say, yeah, Delaware just Senior guard Megan Dellegrotti said feet game, but hopefully we can get the might play a big role in deciding games kicked Drexel's butt like that great Delaware's play on the defensive end upset that will surprise the country. in the tournament. columnist Jeff Gluck predicted. You'll will be the key to this match-up. "We will have to withstand the first "Free throws are the difference in a see how good they are after they knock 'They are our rival school and they five or six minutes of the contest and lot of games," she said. "But we will be off No. 1 UNCW. THE REVIEW/File Photo played us tough both times," she said. not let them get a big lead early. They confident because we expect to make Towards the end of the game, I Freshman forward Tiara Malcolm goes up for a jump shot in a "But, if we play good defense, we expect to blow teams out so the longer them." remembered why I didn't say that­ game earlier this season. The Hens finished the season 22-5. should be all right." we stay in. the game, they better chance because the Hens aren't actually that good. All year, everyone up at The Review writes columns about how Delaware stinks, but all we want is for the team to do well. Honestly, 1 just want the Hens to make the tournament so I can say "my school is in March Madness." EN'S SEASON ENDS But now, I'm only here for one more year, and it hasn't happened. As the-game and Delaware's season - ~ ------. wound down, I walked over behind the cheering sections of Southerners. After romping What a dif- Out of nowhere, this 5- or 6-year­ old kid appeared and started waving his two giant teal foam fingers in my face Drexel, UD falls ference a and yelling. "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" he to No.1 UNCW day makes said. Thankfully, the mother Seahawk ,. swooped down and picked up. BY BRIAN PAKE'IT BY CRAIG SHERMAN him Sports Edilor "We won again, Billy Joe," she said, Managing Sports Editor RICHMOND, Va. - Playing in the voice carrying over the loud cackles of RICHMOND, Ya. - At the Colonial Athletic Association Tournament this past weekend, the conference semifinals is not a new delight. position for the Delaware men's bas­ Billy Joe smiled at me with con­ Delaware men's basketball team won the "Battle," but lost the war. ketball team to be in, but bow it tempt, probably the same smile that responded after reaching the semifi­ Colonial Athletic Association Player of After playing arguably their best game of the sea­ son Saturday afternoon, the No. 5 Hens posted an nals showed it still bas work to do, if it the Year Brett Blizzard gave to hopes to become one of the Colonial Delaware's Mike Slattery as he taunted impressive 85-59 victory over No. 4 Drexel. However, in its second round match-up, Delaware Athletic Association elite. the Hens at game's end. After posting a 85-59 victory over I suppose that's part of the winner's was a bit overmatched as it fell to No. l UNC Wilmington 69-54, knocking the Hens out of the No. 4 Drexel Saturday afternoon, the rights - the fans and players can be as No. 5 Hens found themselves back on rude as they want tournament and ending their 2001-2002 campaign. ln its first CAA Tournament game in team history, the court the following day facing off And why not? All their team does is against No. l UNC WJ.lmington. win. I just wish l knew what that was Delaware came in against the Dragons after both teams exchanged home court victories over one Regrettably, Delaware's (14-16 10- like. 10 CAA) performance on Sunday Last year's seniors (the team with another in the regular season. Coming into the contest, the Hens' focus was to showed the best and the worst it is Greg Miller) went to the Dance twice. capable of, as it fell behind by 18 This year's seniors had that chance shut down Drexel's standout j unior center Robert Battle, who came into the tournament leading the points in the second half. freshman year. I'll bet you figured The deficit was too much for the you'd be back every year, huh? The league in field goal percentage, rebounds and blocks per game. Hens to overcome as their season future seemed fairly bright. ended with a 69-54 loss to the Now, I'm reduced to rooting for Despite recording 16 MEN's points and nine rebounds, Seahawks (21-9, 16-6). Hofstra to make the CAA finals so Between the two games there was there would be at least one former B ASKETBALL the Delaware defense found a way to contain Drexel's one similarity among Delaware's America East team remaining in the opponents, tournament (it didn't happen). top offensive threat, which Hens 85 ...c: proved to be the key factor namely that I think that's the sign of getting used both squads Drexel 59 Gm. I in the contest. to losing - when you start to root for THE REVIEW/File photo showcased M@ll's other teams because your team could­ " Defensively our guys Hens 54 Gm. 2 played solid all game," Junior guard Austen Rowland brings the ball up court The Hens lost to UNCW Sunday. two of the B ASd'I'BALL n't cut it. league's pre­ UNCW 69 ,. Hens head coach D'avid tinued during a Drexel foul shot opportunity. Tune to look forward to next year, solid offensive output, the key for the Hens was their mier big men ------Henderson said. "We made After placing his hand to his mouth and moisten­ another sign of losing. ability to force turnovers while limiting their own -Dragons junior center Robert Baule them work for their shots ing up his shoes, in ironic fashion Rowland looked The Hens lose no seniors, but the offensive mishaps. and UNC WJ.!.mington junior center and I thought we did a good job of making the big over to the Dragon fans and gave them a glaring CAA is going to be tough next year. Delaware forced 14 Drexel turnovers, which Craig Callahan. guys think inside. smile that told the story of the afternoon. Drexel is only losing one senior, but helped lead to 16 points for the Hens while they com­ The Hens were successful in limit­ 'They kept getting different looks, double teams However, the smile did not last long, as the victo­ not a starter. mitted only five turnovers. ing Battle, who was named first team corning from different places. I think we got them a ry forced a second round meeting with the No. 1 The trash-talking Blizzard will Making this stat even more impressive was the All-CAA, to 16 points, and as a result, little. bit rattled and did an excellent job of rotating ranked Seahawks, a game that warranted no such return for his senior year, unless he's fact that Delaware recorded 24 assists in the process, Drexel was unable to execute its back on the double teams." exhilaration for Delaware. stupid and tries going to the NBA or including eight by freshman guard Mike Slattery and offense. The entire Delaware frontcourt played strong help Hens junior guard Vohn Hunter said corning into something. six by Iversen. The Dragons were unable to recov­ defense, led by junior center David Hindenlang (10 the game against UNC Wilmington, the team con­ George Mason is a solid team, "For us offensively, we don't have the quickness er from a 17-2 Delaware spurt midway points) and sophomore forward Calvin Smith (six centrated on starting out strong. Vrrginja Commonwealth is obviously other teams have," be said. "When you see that many through the second half and self­ points) who helped shut down Battle and sophomore "l told the guys we could beat them, " be said. "We no joke and Hofstra will unfortunately assists, it says we're playing well and we did a great destructed. forward Sean Brooks. wanted to jump on them early. We had a four-game be strong once again. job moving without the ball.'' After this game, the question for the "I think thi is the best game I have seen winning streak corning in and we wanted to out with Now. here's the good news. I The 24 assists marked a season high for the Hens, Hens was: could Delaware play con­ [HindenlangJ play since I have been here," a good start." worked hard to find this, so you should while the five turnovers proved to be the lowest num­ sistent basketball on back-to-back Henderson said. ·'He was outstanding. However, despite holding Seahawks' standout thank me. It's hard to fi nd this stuff. ber of giveaways the team has recorded since Dec. 6, games. "He has struggled over the last month and tonight, j unior guard and CAA player of the year Brett Here it is: 1986. The Hens also had to keep their but tonight he shined like a bright star." Blizzard to just one field goal, Delaware was unable The last time the Hens lost 16 games "We tried to limit our mistakes," Henderson said. attention focused on one other The Hens' strong defensive play helped propel its to get anything done offensively early on. This offen­ in a season (like they did this year), "We're not good enough to beat teams when we make Seahawk player if they were going to offense. led by sophomore guard Mike Ames who a lot of mistakes. We did a great job of taking care of sive futility remained imminent throughout much of they went to the NCAA Tournament be successful. notched 15 points on a 5-for-11 shooting afternoon. the game. the following year. and moving the basketball. ·• Junior guard Brett Blizzard was After Delaware took a 42-33 lead in the half, it After a back-and-forth first few minutes of the Next season couJd be the one. The combination of good ball control, dominating named ftrSt team All-Conference and continued to dominate on both sides of the ball, game, the Hens were unable to contain sophomore Still, this would have been a good defense and a flowing offen e helped the Hens cruise CAA Player of the Year by virtue of outscoring Drexel43-26 in the second frame. guard Tim Burnette or senior forward Ed Williams, year to go Dancing. Billy Joe would to a fairly easy victory that saw the team ahead at one averaging 17.3 points per game over The Hens put up an impressive shooting after­ who made their shots early on, recording five and have cried. point by 26 points. the regular season. noon. hitting just under 50 percent of their shots from seven points respectively in the first half. Despite Delaware holding a 20-point lead for On Saturday, the Hens seemed to be the fie ld. After being down 14-13 early in the first half, much of the fourth quarter. it . eemed it was not able to knock in any shot at will, hit­ To go along wi th Ames· stellar game. junior guard enough to quiet an abhorrent group of Drexel heck­ senior forward Stewart Hare knocked down two con­ Austen Rowland notched 13 points and junior guard ting II three pointers. On Sunday, Jeff Gluck is the senior sports editor lers who continued to throw verbal abuse at the Hens secutive three-pointers to help the Seahawks open up Ryan Iversen added 14 points. however, Delaware, a team that has for the RevieiV. Send comments to squad. Be side~ the strong defensive performance and jmgluck@ udel.edu. As the final seconds ticked away. the taunts con- see HENS page C3 see DIFFERENCES page C3 C2 • THE REVIEW • March 5. 2002 Delaware's primed and ready:

BY MEGAN MCGUIN backfield defense as our starting Greer and Hall will try to fill a gap­ Wescott said. "To be the best you have Staff Rep

BY JOE O ' DONNELL through the legs of Illinois senior utes, which emphatically ended ever. Staff Reporter netminder Gregg Cooper. Delaware's chance of a national " We had a Jot of great wins this L AUREL, Md. - After an Junior forwards Peter championship run. year and a lot of great breaks dur­ opening game loss in the American Arha ngelsky and Joe Bartlett "Every goal they put away made ing the regular season," h(( said. Collegiate Hockey Associati on picked up the assists. it that much harder for us to keep "We just could not buy one break National Tournament last However, the lllini responded up our spirits and keep playing as during the National Tournament." Wednesday, the Delaware ice hock- with 9:32 left in the first period, as hard as we could," Weyermann Its two tournament defeats drops ey team's season was on life sup- miscommunication in the Hens' said. Delaware out of the ACHA top port. defensive zone a ll owe~ Illinois Then, with 12.5 seconds remain­ three for the first time since last But after No. 7 Illinois (2 1-10 - 1) freshman defenseman Eric Lord an jog in the middle frame, season's National Tournament in shut out No. l l Arizona 5-0 last to pick up the loose puck in the slot Weyermann scored a short-handed Tucson, Ariz. Thursday, the No. 2 and beat Hens j unior goal to cut the lead to 6-3 after 40 Next season, the Hens will have He ns' status was goalte nde r Lance minutes of play. to deal with the loss of four seniors upgraded to critical. Rosenberg short side to Bartlett picked up his second from this year's squad. To advance to semi- I CE tie the contest at one. assist of the game on the break­ Falvey and his defensive partner final action, De laware HOCKEY With 3:56 remaining away goal. Adam Lewis, along with Paul Tilch (24-6-1) not only need- in the first period, the lllinois added three more goals will depart from the ranks on the . ed to beat the lllini, but -:::-~-:--~9~-- Illini struc k again as in the third period on a seemingly blue line. it had to win by at least Illinois ...ol freshman forward Brett dejected and defenseless Delaware From its forward lines, four goals to advance Hens 4 Duncan scored to give squad. Delaware will lose the defe nsive­ via a tiebreaker. lllinois a 2- 1 lead. The Hens picked up a goal of minded Weyermann. To say the least, the Hens had After the goal, Delaware j unior their own in the third period . as Despite losing all three of the ir the ir backs against the wall. forward Jeff Earley and lllinois j unior forward Travis Bradach tri-captains in Falvey, Tilch and "Today there was a lot of pres- j unior defenseman Joel Park scored on a dump-in that Cooper Weyermann as well as a seasoned sure on us already knowing that we dropped their mitts and became misplayed. defenseman in Lewis, the Hens were down 4 -0 before the game entangled in a brief serum. Falvey picked up the only assist may be able to fi ll the ir voids inter­ e ven starts," senior forward Mike The fi ght resulted in the ejection on the fluke goal. nall y. Weyermann said. " It was a big bur- of both players. With the 9-4 loss, Delaware falls " We will keep on rolling ," den to carry." Just 14 seconds after the serum, to 4-7 in ACHA National Rosenbe rg said. " I am sure we Delaware appeared ready for the Bartlett knotted the score at two. as Tournament games since the 1998- have a good recruit class coming in difficult task early on as senior he j ammed home a rebound lying 99 season. and next year is a whole new year." defenseman Ryan Falvey netted an in the crease. Hens' head coach Josh "We will have a lot of seniors even strength goal j u t I :4 1 into In the second period, the lllini Brandwene said despite the post­ [next season], so the leadershi p is THE REVIEW/File Photo the first Reriod. roared ahead by scoring four unan- season disappointment, the team there." A member of the Delaware Ice Hockey team looks to carry the Falvey pinched in from hi s point swe red goals in just over 10 min­ had one of its best regular seasons pos ition and snapped a shot puck away from a forechecker in a game earlier this season. March 5, 2002 • THE REVIEW • C3

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BY JOEL SHEINGOLD know we are." to play behind her." Staff Reporter However, the Hens' celebrations were cut short But, for the second time in two days, Cariello After dropping its first five games of the season, as they stepped back onto the field against UNC was the stopper. She ended the brief two-game los­ the Delaware softball team picked things up this Greensboro. ing streak by pitching a no-hitter and crushing her weekend at the Dixie Classic Tournament in A two-run homer by freshman Randi Isaacs fust homerun of the season for a 4-0 Hens victory Virginia Beach by winning two of five games. gave the Hens a 5-4lead going into in the top of the over Norfolk St. The Hens ·won 3-1, lost 7-6, lost 6-3, sixth inning. Amanda just focuses on getting the job done won 4-0 and lost 8-0 over the weekend. But Delaware's freshman reliever when she's on the mound," Pastic said. "She did an Senior pitcher Amanda Cariello SOFTBALL Becky Rogers could not make ~e excellent job and fortunately the stats showed it." opened the series for the Hens on Friday clutch hitting stick, as she gave up After being blanked 8-0 by East Carolina in their first-round game against St. three runs in the bottom half of the Saturday, the Hens were forced to the consolation John's. _H__e ns_ ---4---.,.- inning to give the Spartans the 7-6 vic- bracket. Cariello managed to hold the Red tory. Delaware was scheduled to take on Jame~ Storm to just one run and five hits, Norfolk 0 Gm. 1 In the late game Friday night, the Madison in the consolation round, but the game paving the way for a 3-1 victory. Hens 0 Gm. 2 Hens stepped onto the field to take on was called in the opening innings due to rain. The Delaware offensive assault was ECU 8 .._ Binghamton in their third game of the While the Delaware was able to pull off its first sparked by freshman pitcher Jenn day. two wins of the season, the defeats served as a Joseph. With two runners on base in the Fatigue was eminent when a five-run reminder of the inconsistencies of a young and second inning, Joseph put the Hens on the board third inning off Joseph gave the Bearcats the edge inexperienced squad. with a run-scoring single. as they handed a weary Delaware squad its second . "The two games we won felt really good," Freshman second baseman Kelly Pastic and loss of the day, 6-3. Pastic said. "However, the losses reminded us of junior outfielder Brooke May padded Delaware's Although Joseph took the loss, Pastic expressed the growing pains we are still having as a team." lead to seal the Hens' first victory of the season. confidence in her play. Delaware has the week off to recuperate from a "It felt really good to win," Pastic said. "It was "I know when she's in there, she's in there strenuous early-season schedule before resuming THE REVIEW/F ile Photo good to come through and play like the team we working hard," she said. "That makes it a pleasure play March 13 at Maryland at 2:30 p.m. A Delaware softball catcher jumps out of the shoot and prepares to fire the ball down to second during practice earlier this year. Success for Hens come close, but can't grab cigar continued from page C 1 ond half, it was much of the same story all along and when he's on the court I victory for the Seahawks. for the Hens, as they continued to trail expect nothing less than 110 percent." "We played really well to cut the a 22-161ead. by between 15 and 18 points. Thanks to aggressive defensive lead down to six," Ames said. "But, I UD atECAC's While UNC Wilmington was However, with 9: 121eft on the clock play, Delaware recorded three consec­ think we exerted too much energy to knocking down its shots, Delaware and Delaware trailing by 18, the Hens utive steals and after a layup by Iversen cut the lead down and try to puU ahead. BY KYLIE CAMPBELL a solid performance for the home was not, shooting 39.3 percent from StaffR etxmer crowd. showed a strong sense of heart. and three pointers by Slattery and "If we played with that same energy The Colonial Athletic Association the field in the fust half. Both Van Deusen and Larks will After making his first foul shot, Hunter, the deficit was cut to six in the fust half, it might have been a Championships were supposed to The Hens found themselves trailing move onto the NCAA Zone A Diving Iversen stretched out his index finger points. different outcome." amount to the climactic meet in what by 10 going into the half, unable to Championships to be held at Navy and pointed toward his four fellow However, this is as close as Despite being upset about their loss, has been a grueling season for the make the big stops defensively while March 15 and 16. players on the court. Delaware would get. Henderson said he is still proud of the Delaware men's and women's swim­ failing to put together any consistent Meanwhile, the swimmers traveled "Don't quit," he said. ''Don't quit." After Blizzard knocked down two Hens. ming and diving teams. offensive runs. to Pittsburgh, and posted their best He then pointed to the bench and free throws, Iversen had a chance to cut "I'm encouraged because over the While the women finished fourth "We weren't executing the way we showings in years. repeated himself. the lead back down to six, but failed to course of the season l have seen this and the men ninth overall, both Hens wanted," Hunter said. ''We weren't Behind two second-place finishes After converting on his next free convert on a lay up opportunity. team grow," he said. "We are a team in squads saved the best for last, the last able to get the defense together. We left from Meghan Petry (1,650-meter throw, the Hens answered Iversen's Blizzard then answered Iversen's every sense of the word. We knew being the regional ECAC them open for some open shots that corning into the CAA we had to estab­ freestyle) and the 200-meter medley call and began to show signs of life. miss with his only field goal of the Championships this weekend. hurt us." relay team, the Delaware women "Ryan's a tremendous competitor," contest, and missed three-pointers by lish ourselves because we weren't The competition marked a series of For the fust 10 minutes of the sec- pulled out an impressive fourth place Henderson said. "He's been like that Rowland and Ames helped seal the going to walk in and jump to the top." firsts for Delaware. in the meet. The diving competition was hosted Freshmen Kristin Avioli and Sara by the Hens for the first time at the Stephens, sophomore Sandy Stephens Haoy Rawstrom Natatorium. and senior Jenna BJongiewicz swam Differences apparent in DelawareS loss Delaware junior Julie Van Deusen the medley relay in a time of 1:48.28, placed third in the women's three­ while Petry finished the 1650-meter continued from page C I two Delaware games, it was the offensive spurts it meter diving event Friday This forced Delaware to spread the floor and gave swim in 17:20.05. was able to create. afternoon. lived and died by the three all year, died by convert­ UNC Wllrnington the ability to find the open man "Coach Hayman felt we Against Drexel, the Hens put together a 17-2 run It was the first time a ing on only 5-of-21 from behind the arc. leading to seven Seahawks three-pointers. could finish within the top which essentially knocked the Dragons out of the Hens diver had ever SWIMMING Freshman guard Mike Slattery said in Sunday's Freshman forward Calvin Smith said he noticed five, which we did," Petry game. placed in the top three in contest the Hens offense struggled during the open­ the importance of the three-point shot from the out­ AND DIVING said. "I did want to swim On Sunday with 9:12 remaining in the game, the an ECAC meet. ing minutes, unlike their previous game against set of the game. faster than I had in confer- Seahawks held a 52-36 advantage, but Delaware was Van Deusen finished Drexel. "The difference between [Drexel and UNCW] ences, but I was still happy able to put together a 16-4 spurt Unfortunately for with a score of 448.40 "I was just trying to set up other people in the was Callahan could shoot," he said. "Saturday we with the outcome." the Hens, UNC Wilmington came storming right points. She also carne in fourth in the beginning of the game but they played tough didn't have to worry about Battle going out, and we The men's 14th-place fmish was back with a 13-3 run of its own to end the game. one-meter event on Saturday with defense," he said. were able to help defend in the paint, but today we their best since 1993. Iversen said he was pleased with the team's come­ 219.25 points to seal the most notable "It was difficult for us to get open looks as well as couldn't." Junior Kevin Weiser put the Hens Another major change the Hens felt offensively back, but said he was aware of what kind of level the ECAC showing for a Delaware diver good looks at the basket which is what were accus­ on the map, placing eighth in the 200- was on Saturday they recorded 24 assists, including Seahawks were capable of playing at. in recent memory. tomed to." meter freestyle ( 1: 44.67) and fourth in eight from Slattery that was his career high. "Against a team like that when you fall behind by Even with her exceptional fmish, There were a number of obvious differences in the the 1 ,650-meter freestyle ( 16:27 .02). On Sunday that number was more than cut in half, 18 its tough," he said. "We were able to cut the lead Deusen said she needed a much­ two games. As a result, Weisser earned two as Delaware was limited offensively and only mus­ to six, but they' re too experienced of a team to make deserved break. The Dragons frontcourt played their typical style AU-East meD's event honors while the tered I 0 in the game. the same mistakes over and over." ''With conferences being last week, of play, which limited their mobility and forced them women had I 0 AU-East finishes to Against Drexel, Delaware received double-digit Now as the fust year of the Hens' CAA season has we were all pretty exausted," she said. to remain near the basket and were forced to wait for highlight a successful weekend. scoring from five different players, with sophomore come to an end, Iversen said Delaware bas realized "But being at our home pool with the their perimeter players to either drive to basket or "It is always a relaxing, fun atmos­ guard Mike Ames leading the way with .15 points, that its new conference is far more competitive from ECAC's I knew I had to compete." find them in the paint. phere at the ECAC meets," Weiser and junior guard Ryan Iversen finished with 14 the America East. Men's junior diver Lavar Larks The Seahawks on the other hand, used Callahan in said. "While the expectations aren't points. "We' ve played these kind of back-to-back games placed sixth overall in the one-meter a totally different fashion. as high, you still have the same goals Sunday, Iversen and Ames again led the team in before," he said. "This year we"re playing against diving event OD Friday with 233.05 The 6-foot-8 Callahan showed ability to step out in mind you' ve had all season." and hit the long-range jumper, as well the talent to scoring, but other than that, the Hens offensive was bigger and stronger opponents and now after our points and eighth (339.40) in the games are over. I j ust sit in my hotel bed because I'm abuse his defenders in the post. unable to get going. three-meter on Saturday to round out If there was one overwhelming difference in the exhausted." March 5, 2002 • H IE REV IEW • CJ College Basketball : COL0:\1.\L ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION STANDINGS :\IE:\' S BASKETBALL DEL\\\'.\RE SPORTS C..\LE:\D..\R

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BY J O EL SHEINGO LD know we are." to play behind her." Staff Reporter However, the Hens' celebrations were cut short But, for the second time in two days, Cariello After dropping its first five games of the season, as they stepped back onto the field against UNC was the stopper. She ended the brief two-game los­ the Delaware softball team picked things up this Greensboro. ing streak by pitching a no-hitter and crushing her weekend at the Dixie Classic Tournament m A two-run homer by freshman Randi Isaacs first homerun of the season for a 4-0 Hens victory Virginia Beach by winning two of five games. gave the Hens a 5-4 lead going into in the top of the over Norfolk St. The Hens won 3- 1. lost 7-6. lost 6-3. sixth inning. Amanda just focuses on getting the job done won 4-0 and lost 8-0 over the weekend. But Delaware's freshman reliever when she's on the mound.'" Pastic said. "She did an Senior pitcher Amanda Cariello SOFTBALL Becky Rogers could not make the excellent job and fortunately the stats showed it." opened the series for the Hens on Friday clutch hitting stick. as she gave up After being blanked 8-0 by East Carolina in their first-round game against St. three runs in the bottom half of the Saturday. the Hens were forced to the consolation John's. _H_e_n_s--4---...c:- inning to give the Spartans the 7-6 vic- bracket. Cariello managed to hold the Red Norfolk 0 Gm. 1 tory. Delaware was scheduled to take on James Storm to just one run and five hits, In the late game Friday night, the Madison in the consolation round, but the game paving the way for a 3-l victory. Hens 0 Gm. 2 Hens stepped onto the field to take on was called in the opening innings due to rain. The Delaware offensive assault was ECU 8 ~ Binghamton in their third game of the While the Delaware was able to pull off its first sparked by freshman pitcher Jenn day. two wins of the season, the defeats served as a Joseph. With two runners on base in the Fatigue was eminent when a five-run reminder of the inconsistencies of a young and second inning, Joseph put the Hens on the board third inning off Joseph gave the Bearcats the edge inexperienced squad. with a run-scoring single. as they handed a weary Delaware squad its second . "The two games we won felt really good," Freshman second baseman Kelly Pastic and loss of the day, 6-3. Pastic said. ''However, the losses reminded us of junior outfielder Brooke May padded Delaware's Although Joseph took the loss, Pastic expressed the growing pains we are still having as a team." lead to seal the Hens' first victory of the season. confidence in her play. Delaware has the week off to recuperate from a "It felt really good to win." Pastic said. " It was ''I know when she's in there, she's in there strenuous early-season schedule before resuming THE REVIEW/File Photo good to come through and play like the team we working hard," she said. "That makes it a pleasure A Delaware softball catcher jumps out of the shoot and prepares play March 13 at Maryland at 2:30p.m. to fire the baD down to second during practice earlier this year. Success for Hens come close, but can't grab cigar continued from page C l ond half, it was much of the same story all along and when he's on the court l victory for the Seahawks. for the Hens. as they continued to trail expect nothing less than llO percent." "We played really well to cut the a 22-16 1ead. by bel\veen IS and 18 points. Thanks to aggressive defensive lead down to six.'' Ames said. "But. I UD atECAC's While UNC Wilmington was However, with 9: I 2 left on the clock play, Delaware recorded three consec­ think we exerted too much energy to knocking down its shots. Delaware and Delaware trailing by 18, the Hens utive steals and after a layup by Iversen cut the lead down and try to pull ahead. BY KYLIE CAMPBELL a solid perfonnance for the home was not. shooting 39.3 percent from SraU' Rt'f"Jr/er showed a strong sense of heart. and three pointers by Slattery and "If we played with that same energy crowd. the field in the first half. The Colonial Athletic Association After making his fJTSt foul shot, Hunter, the deficit was cut to six in the first half, it might have been a Both Van Deusen mtd Larks will The Hens found themselves trailing Championships were supposed to move onto the NCAA Zone A Diving Iversen stretched out his index finger points. different outcome.'' amount to the climactic meet in what by I 0 going into the half. unable to Despite being upset about their loss, Championships to be held at Navy and pointed toward his four fellow However, this is as close as has been a grueling season for the make the big stops defensively while Henderson said he is still proud of the March 15 and 16. players on the court. Delaware would get. Delaware men's and women's swim­ failing to put together any consistent Meanwhile, the swimmers traveled ''Don't quit," he said. "Don't quit." After Blizzard knocked down two Hens. offensive runs. ''I'm encouraged because over the ming and diving teams. to Pittsburgh, and posted their best He then pointed to the bench and free throws, Iversen had a chance to cut While the women finished fourth "We weren't executing the way we the lead back down to six, but failed to course of the season I have seen this showings in ye.m. repeated himself. the men ninth overall, both Hens wanted," Hunter said. "We weren' t team grow.'' he said. "We are a team in and Behind two second-place fmishes After converting on his next free convert on a lay up opportunity. able to get the defense together. We left every sense of the word. We knew squads saved the best for last. the la<>t from Meghan Petry ( 1,650-meter throw, the Hens answered Iversen's Blizzard then answered Iversen's them open for some open shots that coming into the CAA we had to estab­ being the regional ECAC freestyle) and the 200-meter medley call and began to show signs of life. miss with his only field goal of the hurt us." lish ourselves because we weren' t Championships this weekend. relay team, the Delaware women "Ryan's a tremendous competitor," contest, and missed three-pointers by For the first 10 minutes of the sec- going to walk in and jump to the top.'' The competition marked a se1ies of pulled out m1 impressive fourth place Henderson said. "He's been like that Rowland and Ames helped seal the firsts for Delaware. in the meet. The diving competition was hosted Freshmen Kri tin Avioli and Sara by the Hens for the first time at the Stephens. sophomore Sm1dy Stephens Harry Rawstrom Natatorium. Differences apparent in DelawareS loss and senior Jenna Blongiewicz swam Delaware junior Julie Van Deusen the medley relay in a time of l :48.28, placed third in the women's three­ while Petry finished the 1650-meter continued from page C I This forced Delaware to spread the floor and gave two Delaware games. it was the offensive spurts it meter diving event Friday swim in 17:20.05. UNC Wilmington the ability to find the open man was able to create. afternoon. lived and died by the three all year, died by convert­ ··coach Hayman felt we leading to seven Seahawks three-pointers. Against Drexel. the Hens put together a 17-2 run It was the fiTSt time a ing on only 5-of-21 from behind the arc. could finish within the top Freshman forward Calvin Smith said he noticed which essentially knocked the Dragons out of the Hens diver had e\-er SWIMMlNG Freshman guard Mike Slattery said in Sunday's five, which we did." Petry the importance of the three-point shot from the out­ game. placed in the top three in contest the Hens offense struggled during the open­ AND DIVING said. ''I did want to swim set of the game. On Sunday with 9: 12 remaining in the game. the an ECAC meet. ing minutes. unlike their previous game against faster than I had in confer­ "The difference between [Drexel and UNCW J Seahawks held a 52-36 advantage. but Delaware was Van Deusen finished Drexel. ences. but l was still happy was Callahan could shoot," he said. "Saturday we able 10 put together a 16-4 spurt. Unfortunately for with a score of 448.40 "I was jus\ trying to set up other people in the with the outcome.'' didn't have to worry about Battle going out, and we the Hens. UNC Wilmington came stonning ri ght points. She also came in fourth in the beginning of the game but they played tough The men's 14th-place finish was were able to help defend in the paint, but today we back with a 13-3 run of its own to end the game. one-meter event on Saturday with defense." he said. their best since 1993. couldn.t." Iversen said he was pleased with U1e team's come­ 2 19.25 point-; to seal the most notable "It was diflicuh for us to get open looks as well as Junior Kevin Weiser put the Hens Another major change the Hens felt offensively back, but said he Won:· and hit the long-range jumper. as well the talent to scoring, but other than that. the Hens offensive was points and eighth (339.-+0) in the games arc over. I just sil in my hotel bed hccausc m abuse his defenders in the posl. unable to get going. r three-meter on Saturday to round out If there was one overwhelming difference in the cxhausled." C4 • THE REVIEW • March 5, 2002

The University of Delaware Department of English and Rainbow Books and Music Announce The Fifth Annual Rainbow Scriptwriting Contest 1st Place Winner: $400 and a staged reading Two 2nd Place Winners: $200 each

Rules: 1. All submissions must one-act plays. 2. Scripts must be the work of currently enrolled graduate or undergraduate University of Delaware students. 3. No script submitted after 4:30P.M. on 1.8 March 2002 will be accepted. Winners will be notified in April. 4. The winner must be willing to work with the student director and actors who will be reading the script. Minimal re-writing may be required. The winner must be present at the reading which will be held the evening of 23 April 2002 at Rainbow Books and Music on Main Street. 5. Scripts must be mailed or brought to the English Department. The envelope should be labeled as follows: Rainbow Scriptwriting Contest, English Department, Memorial Hall212, University of Delaware, Newark, DE 19716. Deadline: 18 March 2002

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