THE PEOPLE~ YES -By Richard Straw

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A combined campus newspaper Vol. 5 Issue 2 Marion, Ohio February 6,1976 THE PEOPLE~ YES -by Richard Straw

While working on his monumental with the American muse, despite the biography of Abraham Lincoln, a pro clamoring of the dogmatic writers of his ject which engaged most of his energy day. He gained an ·essential knowledge from 1919 through 1936 and which also of the way men feel and talk by listening won for him a Pulitizer prize, the first carefully to everything he heard them such for a piece of biographical writing, mention. Golden says that, "Everyone Carl Sandburg was composing an epic who speaks is one of Sandburg's people sized poem on the American populace ... There are politically good and bad which had nurtured and could again people in Sandburg; there are selfish produce men of Lincoln's stature. Harry and unselfish people; visionary and nar Golden, in his affectionate· biography row-minded people; haves and have nots. Talented Painter of Sandburg, describes The People, Yes He sees them not through a political Ehrenberg Does Displays Own Work as "a series of psalms which sing the or social screen but through a poetic American experience: hardship, humor, and humorous screen." Sandburg Tonight -by Mary C. Thompson fortitude, and - speech . . . . It is a Sandburg's hope for "the people" book not only about the American was first stated by Lincoln: "If we Mr. Ehrenbe rg began his earnest in The new display of colorful paintings people but about the way American could first know where we are, and te rest in th eatre and drama at Princeton in the lobby here at O.S. U.M. may have people talk and the things they say and whither we are tending, we could better University where he was active in the caught yo ur eye. These paintings are their reasons for saying them. It is jud~ what to do, and how to do it." Princeton Triangle Club and Theatre some of the works of Valda Fitzpatrick. affirmative, optimistic; in some places Sandburg deeply desired to see the Intime. As a graduate student he attend They will be on disp lay for the month tender, in other tough." Golden goes American people realize a self-reliant ed the University of Minnesota for a of Febr uary. on to say that "Sandburg's commitment nature that would include t he capacity year in English and spent three years at to 'the people' was not a political Valda is a teacher of the non-credit for mystery and reflection: the University of Chicago where he art course offered here, in t he evenings. commit ment but a spiritual commit The people is a tragic and comic two concentrated on Comparative Education The class is under t he C.E.S. program ment." face: hero and hoodlum: phantom and became a doctoral candidate. and is directed by Mr. Ralph Felger. Written in the free-style verse that and gorilla twisting to moan with a He has served as director of the drama Current ly the class is studying acrylics had been adopted by Walt Whitman gargoyle laugh: "They buy me and department of a private academy where and soon will be moving into oils for from the biblical prophets and Hindu sell me ... it's a game .. . some he staged the Yeats' translation of two weeks. If you ever peek into Mrs. script ures, the 107 consecutively arrang ti me I' ll break loose ..." Sophocles' OEDIPUS REX, Moliere's . Fitzpat rick' s class you will find a plea ed poems which make up The People, LE MEDICIN MALGRE LUI and Ber sant at mosphere set off by the instruo Yes portra y an apolitical histo ry of the Once having marched nard Shaw's, THE DEVIL'S DISCIPLE. tor's exuberant personality. Her accent American civilization. "The book," Over t he margins of animal neces is Lit huanian and she always has a Golden asserts," is a poetic definition sity, In addition to his academic activit ies, cheerfu l tone. of elemental forces: love, death, life, Over the grim line of sheer sub Mr. Ehrenberg has been Director of a sistence Having come to America 15 years but especially - work. The personnae mid-western FM radio station innovating Then -rnan , came ago, Valda finds herself very much at talk constantly about work and forward a series of live, outdoor jazz concerts To the deeper rituals of his bones, home here. She is living in Mt. Gilead practical considerations of what makes and a special series entitled, "The Art with her husband and nine year old son. a good or bad worker." To the lights lighter than any bones, of the Spoken Word." From 1960 To the time for thinking things over, through 1971 his major theatrical act She has been painting for ten years and When political or sociological topics To the dance, the song, the story, ivit ies included founding t he Internation studied under Glenn Rothman, O.S.U.M. are developed, they are done so with Or the hours given over to dreaming, al Players in Chicago where he directed Art Professor, for three year s. Cur "tongue in cheek." For-example: Once having so marched. and starred in productions of, THE rent ly, her husband is working on a A Scotsman keeps the Sabbath and IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST, studio and small gallery that will be anything else he can lay his hands Carl Sandburg read The People, Yes Anouilh's, ANTIGONE, Bernard Shaw's, located in Mt.Gilead within the year. on, say the English. to many people, including once in 1942 DON JUAN IN HELL, Ibsen' s, GHOSTS A fighting Frenchman runs away at Detroit where he was offered a Valda is continuously producing and Giraudo us's, TIGER AT THE from even a she-goat, say the chance to run for public office from wor ks and has two more shows lined GATES. D\Jring this period he also Germans. Michigan's 4th district by an adulant up. Her next one will be in Chicago and appeared regularly in the University of A Russian, say the Poles, can be group of U.A.W. leaders. then to Toronto, this fall. The outdoors Chicago Theatre production s starring in cheated only by a gypsy, a gypsy appeals to her for sketching and she The poem's mass popularity is attest the prize-winning, full-length play, EXIT by a Jew, a Jew by a Greek, and a gathers many ideas out of her mind. ed to by its having been made into a AND EXILE by Richard Vertel written Greek by the devil. Photograp hs also inspire her. radio serial by Morman Corwin, who expressly for him. "If I owned Texas and hell I would also featured it in his production of While pursuing her Bachelor of Fine rent Texas and move to hell," During his career in t he theatre Mr. Arts Degree, Valda is attending art The World of Carl Sandburg, starring said a famous general. . Miss Bette Davis. It toured in this Ehrenberg has been deep ly involved in classes in Columbus and also some "That's right," wrote a Texas editor." special training programs fo r the severly others here at the Marion campus. In form through 78 cities "including Little Every man for his own country." Rock," said Sandburg. disadvantaged. As director of these Columbus, she is studying sculpture with programs, he developed many of the Prof. Black, Paintin g with Prof. Hall, The propagandas of hate and war "The long tumultous poem The concepts now used and he presently and Advanced Art History with Prof. always monkey with the buzzsaw People, Yes," as Sandburg described it, serves in the capacity of Consultant for Sappelsa. of race and nationality, breed and was his favorite poem. Published in the U.S. Labor Depart ment. 1936, he included in it everything he She has a special Interest in Art kin, seldon saying, "When in doubt Concerning, THEPEOPLE, YES by History and feels that all areas of art thought possible which could express a hold your tongue." truthful understanding of America, ex Carl Sandburg, he has devoted the past must be appreciated. five years to carefully ed iting for per In the frenzied, worried years of the cept one thing. Golden relates that, "in formance this work in order to cap If you are interested in purchasing Great Depression, Sanburg's voice re an offhand way, Sandburg told me once, any of these paintings that are on ture the power, lucidity and humor of mained even and clear. He was neither 'I missed getting in The People, Yes one show in the lobby, they are all for sale. its author. tempted to become an exile abroad as little item, a question and answer I There are 63 in all. other Americans were nor did he accept thought I ought to include." an offer of $30,000 a year from William "Let me hear the question," I said. Randolph Hearst to write a regular "What was it the last man on earth column. He opposed political extremists said?" by writing honest political columns in "Tell me." other newspapers, such as the Chicago "Where is everybody?" paper where he voiced disagreement with America Firsters and Fascist dictator ...... ~ ships abroad at the start of World War 2. There will be no classes on February He earlier broke away from the Social 16, due to the observance of Presidents' ists after World War 1 began and sup Day. ported Woodrow Wilson's -nore peace ful propositions. An heretic, my dear sir, is a fellow who This political separation that Sand disagrees with you regarding something burg maintained allowed him to develop neither of you knows anything about. a keen ear which collaborated poetically -W.C. Brann Tests can be devised and standards MARION CAMPUS FORMS JAZZ set for all youngsters and most impor LONG LIVE THE ENSEMBLE WICK-ED tantly for all parents. Instead of in -by Randy HAR RIS telligence quotients being used as guide Dr. Larry Landis of O.S.U. and Mr. lines, the new standard will be environ KINGI Larry Lukas from Buckeye Valley High COMMENTS mental quotient. Failure by a child and School have organized The Marion Cam On January 16, a presentation on the his home to score a high environmental pus Jazz Ensemble. The band practices life, philosophy, and writings of the quotient will put said child and his par every Wednesday at 3 P.M. They are in "There is but one method of preventing late Dr. Martin Luther King was given ents or guardians in violation of law. need of a bass guitar player. The band crimes, and of rendering a republican by four students in William Zenker's The child is than required to attend a will be playing at The Pancake Festival form of government durable, and that is, . Comparative Literature class. The four four-day a week, 24 hou r-a-day yout h in the afternoon which will be held at by disseminating the seeds of virtue and were Colleen Jamora, Janet Kimerbie, camp where a programmed environment the Marion Harding High School lunch knowledge through every part of the Carolyn Steck, and Mary Lawrence. The state by means of proper places and will be provided. They will live, learn, room on February 14. play, and even work at such camp s. The following is a synopsis of th is program. modes of education, and this can be Dr. Landis also says that the Marion remaining three days each week th e Martin Luther King was the voice of done effectively only by the interference Campus Choir is open to any student child returns home. the Negro people during the 1960's. and aid of the Legislature" - Benjamin who is interested. The Choir meets on He effectively articulated the dispair and Rush The very best teachers will staff the Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays at 3 the hopes of Black America through camp along with volunteers to provide P.M. Contact Dr. Landis for further It is evident to any school teacher his personally distilled philosophy based the necessary functions. These volunteers information. worth his salt that heredity plays but a upon Christianity and the teachings of could be graduating high-school seniors. minor role in the potential of any child. Mohandas Gandhi. . (Some sort of inducement could be ... Far and away the greater factor is the LITERARY CLUB MEETING While in college King became interest environment into which the child is devised.) The Literary Club, under the direc ed in Gandhi's teachings. To Gandhi born. A child raised in a home of above The money can be found for the tion of Prof. William Zenker, is planning violence elicited more violence; closed average intelligence parents, or in an operation of these camps. This money its second meeting of the year on Feb the door to understanding by creating environment that is stimulating, matures would serve as an investment in the ruary 22. The first meeting centered on fear and hatred, and damaged the soul. into an above-average adult. Conversely, future, an investment that would pay Ken Kesey's One Flew Over the Cuckoo's He felt this shouldtherefore lead to the a child raised in a non-stimulating en great dividends in just one generation. Nest. The club meets at Mr. Zenker's natural adoption of intelligently dir vironment acquires an intelligence that Let's pay the price now, instead of home, 1683 Marion-Waldo Rd., Rt. 30 ected non-violence as the loyal means is a reflection of this short-coming. when these children from bad environ (just opposite Waddell Village) on Sun of solving all problems, be they political Intelligence being here defined as: the ments reach adulthood. days at 3 P.M. or moral. ability to learn or understand from ex Everyone is invited to attend, espec perience and the ability to respond suc Martin Luther King surfaced in the ially English and Comparative Literature cessfully to a new situation. Thus, it is :"J ' r))}/ ) ( ) Ii \-, Montgomery Bus Boycott in the 1950's students. The book to be discussed has the environment wh ich needs to be d~~ ~f-V;). y,Z)

On the day that Black Bill was set A number of partisan papers in this free, August 27, 1839, the court caused state took up the affair and correspon the arrest of the Southerners and their dents of the papers contributed many attorneys as shown in the journals of articles touching the slave case, all of the court. Each of the parties arrested .. them more or less abus ive of Judge gave bond in the sum of $600 and was Bowen and Anderson, and Prosecutor released except Adnah Van Bibber (Black , Watson. In his communications dated Bill's supposed owner) and Francis November 12, 1839, Prosecutor Watson Bower. Bower was not released until was accused of being "backed and hissed Sept. 3, 1839. on by two judges (Bowen and Anderson) The charge of contempt was drawn whose supple tool he is," Sweetser was by Cooper K. Watson, prosecuting held up as a martyr, who had been attorney. It stated: "They (the Vir subjected to vexatious arrests and had ginians) on the 27 day of August, 1839, received at Watson's hands "nothing but while the Court of Common Pleas was gross personal abuse , nothing but the in session and immediately upon Ozias effusions of the coarsest vulgarity that Bowen, president judge, delivering his his addled brain and morbid imagina opinion in the matter of Adnah Van tion could conjure up, or personal Bibber against Mitchell, alias WiII!am enmity could invent; this, too, in open NORMAN THOMAS SPEAKI NG IN NEWARK ( 1938) Anderson, a black man directing the court while conducting the prosecution." sheriff to discharge and release said Charles Sweetser prefered charges Norman Thomas Mitchell, in open court did with force against Ozias Bowen and Thomas J. A BELIEVER and arms and in contempt of authority Anderson, in the form of a lengthy and dignity of said court resist the sheriff -by Annetta TI.-nplOR Lecturer to Appear memorial addressed to the House of and take and retain said black man Representatives, in which he charged A person of today's world reading This year's Norman Thomas Memorial Mitchell; and also did at the same time "that Ozias Bowen, president judge of about Norman Thomas would like to lecturer at the Marion Campus is enter and surround the said court with the Second Judicial Circuit of Ohio, and find a man to believe in and one who Sidney lens, author, editor, and lecturer. dangerous offensive weapons towit:: Thomas J. Anderson, one of the associate stood up for his principles. Norman Mr. lens will discuss the relationship dirks, knives, and loaded pistols for the judges of Marion County, did corruptly Thomas labored endlessly for a socialist between government and business. His purpose of resisting and preventing the confederate with others, to release said cause in which basic industries and presentation will include an examination discharge and liberation of the said negro Bill from his lawful owners; that natural resources would be nationalized. of the CONRAil plan for the re Mitchell; in pursuance of the order of they prostituted their offices, upsurped He was very much anti-Communist; he organization of America's freight rail the said court; and also did in the pre authority, and trampled upon rights of visualized a "cooperative common roads. The lecture will be Tuesday, sence of the court make a great noise their fellow citizens in the accomplish wealth," which, to many Americans, February 17, 1976, at 8:00 P.M. in and confusion and conducted and be ment of their object." The House of seemed very out of place with free en Room 100 at The Marion Campus haved in a riotous manner to the great Representatives committee on the ju terprising America. Building. It is free and open to the hindrance of the said court in the diciary discharged from the further public. transaction of its business and the Mr. Thomas spoke as a pacifist, then consideration of said memorial. administration of justice." as a socialist, but always as one devoted Mr. lens has been active in the labor I would like to note here that Judges to intellectual and humanitarian values. movement and has written more than a On Sept. 6, 1839, they were found Anderson and Bowen were both Whigs. He fought for these values when their dozen books on topics concerning labor, guilty of contempt and each fined $15 Sweetser was a Democrat, as was the actual application was not quite respec the economy, and foreign policy. From and costs. The fine was remitted on legislative committee. At the time of table: for freedom of press and speech 1941 to 1966 he was Director of local payment of costs, wh ich for all four the investigation both parties tried to in the 1920's, as editor of the Fellow 329 of the United Service Employees of the cases amounted to only $4.40. avoid any agitation along the lines of ship of Reconciliation's The World Union of the AFl-CIO. He has lectured The affair was given wide circulation the slavery issue. Tomorrow, and as one of the early at Roosevelt University, DePaul Un throughout the nation, both Northern leaders of the American Civil liberties iversity and several other schools. His and Southern papers commenting ed ...... Union; for poor tenant farmers a genera latest books include Poverty,.Yesterday itorally upon it. Robert W. McClanahan, "A coward is said to be one who in a tion before t he marches on Mississippi; and Today (1973) and The Promise and one of the Virginians , had a length y perilou s emergency thinks wit h his legs." for atomic control when the first bombs Pitfalls of Revolution (1974). Mr. lens defense of his conduct published in the -Fnu Mnu-lnu -(Anc ient Chinese fell on Japan, for social measures not has contributed articles to Harper's, The Richmond Whig, dated " Kanawha, Oct scholastic) finally adopted until the 1960's. Harvard Business Review, the Rotarian, obe r 26, 1839." It was headed, "The Some of his reformist ideas did The New Republic, The Yale Review, Aboltion Riot at Marion. Aud i altram become law once their time came. The Nation, Commonweal, The Chris partem." McClanaham proceededthe No man can be a pat riot on an empty Among them were low-cost public tian Century, The National Catholic challenge verbally just what had hap stomach. -W.C. Brann housing, a five day work week, un Reporter, and The Progressive. He is pened in Marion at that time. employment insurance, and minimum co-editor of liberation magazine and ...... wage, and healt h insurance for the contributing editor to New Politics and elderly. Dissent. Mr. lens was a personal friend of Norman Thomas. The Fable of the Literal Prince He was "a man of the street" as well as a man of the political platform. He -by Mike Ongalibang Norman Thomas's association with believed in publicity for his causes, never Marion is well known. Born in Marion Did you ever wonder what it would see your face at once. He has heard of shunning any effective method, how in 1884 he prepared himself for the be like to have an I.Q. of less than 60, our love for each other." The girl told ever dramatic to promote his cause. He Presbyterian ministry, but his experience happen to be a very handsome prince him not to worry. She had always loved knew he had a constituency that wanted in working among the poor in New York and live in a world where one word him. Whatever he wished, she would do. to hear from him and he made himself convinced him that a career in politics could mean many things? She told him that she had enjoyed available to them. "Why did you write offered a better means to expand A Somewhere in the province of Mel every moment of their affair and that that letter to the President?" he was merican democracy. This year's lecture ekeah there lived a king named Carrot. she would abide by the king's wish if once asked, "It won't do you any is the fifth in a series which perpetuates One day a rumor got around and the the prince desired it. The prince looked good." "NO," he replied, "1 know him memory. at her and told her that he was glad she king heard that his handsome prince that, but I have a duty to people who "Utopia is not a republic of fraternity had agreed. was having an affair with a beautiful, expect me to speak up." to be taken by violence. Neither can it but poor, peasant girl. The king im So she went back to sleep as the His 20 odd books were not as vibrant be taken by men who have no vision for mediately called his son in and demand prince played with her hair. Soon, the as his voice. Rather, they were eloquent better things for Mankind. -Norman ed an explanation. The son told the king moon began its descent. The sea roars pleas for his causes. He wrote innumer Thomas 1963 that the rumour was true. King Carrot were soon to be hushed. The sound of able articles and pamphlets for the demanded to see her face for he had the winds were dying. The chirps of the Socialist Party, the league for Industrial heard that she was beautiful and he sand crabs were gone. Everything seemed Democracy, the Post War World Coun ...... wanted to see for himself. The son was to be dead. cil and many periodicals. Spring Quarter registration forms are very abiding. He told the father that his The prince knew that it was time to At the age of 87, Norman Thomas order wou Id be obeyed. now available in the O.S.U.M. adminis go. Daylight broke as he looked down was still ahead of his time. His ideas tration office, Room 166. The next night the son and his poor upon his poor peasant girl's beautifully and his dedication to integrity and free peasant girl met at their usual place far slumbering face. He cried softly as, deep expression, still seem fresh and challeng Opera coming to O.S.U.M.-M.T.C.: from civilization. They met under palm in his heart, he knew that he must obey ing when they are read today. Argello Pinzoni's The Ghost of the trees along a quiet beach. No one was the king's order. He slowly removed his Bordello. The ghost of Rolfe Humphries, around and there was no noise but the sword from its sheath. It had never been rolled and slain in the "Bordello Aviant," ocean roars as the waves broke onto the used before. He raised it high and, with a haunts the premises and vies with Gay beach. They both reclined and watched sweeping motion, cut the poor peasant Pierre for the affections of Mimi, the the moon as it rose over the horizon. girl's neck. He took her head from the house's star pupil. The other times that they went there sand and put it in a small basket. The alternative to the totalitarian state they used the moonlight to see the path, is the cooperative commonwealth. -Nor New Classes for Spring 1976 The prince ran back to the village to man Thomas so that they could return home safely. where the king usually had a morn ing Bordello Management 261 But this particular night the girl meeting with his men. The son gave the Foster Brook's Acting Methods 200% He who would save liberty must put proof. noticed that the boy had not been basket to the messenger at the door his trust in Democracy. -Norman Tho acting right. He had not made any move Music 432-The study of the minuet in with instructions to give it to the king. mas toward her and had not gone to sleep, "What is this?" asked the king." The Ancient Roman Music. Coprolites 907-0pen to graduate stu either. He only sat, running his hand prince said that it was the face you Peace wiII never be entirely secure until through her long, beautiful hair while wanted to see." The king grew angry dents only. Guano in the class and the men everywhere have learned to con field . she rested. The girl asked what was and ordered his men to find the prince, quer liberty or security. -Norman wrong. The boy wept, and then said, but his son had vanished . He was never How to recognize and analyze. Nose Thomas "My father, the king. has demanded to heard of again. plugs optional. The "Queen's" Night The Country In At The Opera Roadhogs Beware. Bo~ -by Mike Shinner At a meeting on January 26 of the The Queen's newest disc, entitled A Night Marion Campus Traffic Court a request by Richard Straw At the Opera, is their best effort to was drawn up asking that "policing of Mr. William Thomas, until recently, date. May and Mercury combine their the parking lots be continued, that was a professor of English at the Marion talents to produce a fantastic album. parking regulations be enforced into evening hours and that an effort be Campus of Ohio State University. In Mercury's vocals are among the finest made to issue tickets to all offenders." his spare time he wrote a novel about in rock music today. Mercury, along with his boyhood in the rural community of May, wrote 9 of the 11 songs. They For those malefactors who have Prospect, Ohio. Although no character just keep getting better. double-parked, slid their vehicles into in his book (as it is stated on the faculty or visitor spaces, or have some Side one starts with what sounds like copyright page) "is intended to repre what belligerently made it impossible sent any actual person," the people he an endless piano solo. Suddenly, May His mother's year-long extravaganza for other drivers to go from one row to describes seem very lifelike. comes bursting through with some wild another by blocking the aisles, it would in genealogy's "third cousins-twice re guitar riffs. The result is "Death On Two be wise to peruse the Marion Campus In the early 20th century, before moved," his Uncle John's habit of non Legs." parking and traffic rules. This informa citified mores and deluxe modernity had stop talking, and his father's gift of A bit of nostalgia follows with tion is available in the Administration a strong influence over growing country freedom from hypocrisy also filled "Lazing On a Sunday Afternoon." It Office, Room 166. boys, Mr. Thomas' picaresque hero, Willie's boyhood with rich memories. Willie, viewed Ohio's natural and human reminds me of an ice cream commercial. If you have been fined for such The atmosphere is light throughout landscape with an open eye for interest "I'm in Love With My Car" deals with heinous deeds, you may feel consoled the novel and the style which Mr. ing anecdotes, incidents, and unusual Mercury singing about his dream car. It that all fines are placed in a scholarship Thomas uses is straight-forward. Al events. ends abruptly with a car honk. fund shared by the M.T.C. and O.S.U. though Mark Twain's and Ring Lardner's One of the best songs on the album students. Willie recounts the flooding of the dialectic gymnastics are not present, is "You're My Best Friend." It is a slow Sioto River in the Spring, describes the neither are they missed. Mr. Thomas' starter that finishes on fire. Taylor's decor of his 'fat her's farmhouse and the dialogues are enjoyable and believable drums are dominant on "39." May village blacksmith's workshop, and hap- in their own right. Did you know that a stegasaurus had a pily retells the time when his indep blends in with his acoustic guitar. "Sweet If you would like to read The brain the size of a walnut? Well, it did! dently-minded Aunt Susan is "bested" Lady" is the basic hard rocker for Country In the Boy, there is a copy in Queen. Mercury's pumping his vocals by a horse which would not stop running. the OSUM-MTC library. (It's call num along with May's screeching guitar are ...... ber is PS 3570/H592.) This book is a the formulas for this. Side one ends with "Country Town Scenes of a traveling picture sales bounty of boyish high spirits and should "Seaside Rendevous." This is a journey man encountering an old grandmother be read by those who long for times song into the past. Sayings" who will buy things that make her feel when growing up meant something other prosperous, of a hired hand named "The Prophet's Song" kicks off side -by the late Edgar Watson Howe, editor than changing one's tastes in television Benny who has a different jalopy to programming. two. Vocals switch from speaker to of The Atchison Globe, Kansas. speaker. The result is very spacy. "Love overhaul every month, or of Willie's school adventures and temporary "sal Of My Life" is another slowly tempoed Families with babies, and families with vation" at the local Otterbein Church, song. "Good Company" starts with May out babies are so sorry for each other. playing a ukelele. May and Mercury end give the reader a vivid insight into the Business Takes everyday life of rural America fifty this song by impersonating a jazz band Nearly every unsuccessful man we ever years ago. with a vocal arrangement. "Bohemian met was a good billiard player. Rhapsody" appropriately completes the Since Willie knew that he was not A Lunch Break album. This tune has been the #1 single I suppose that every man that didn't fit for farming (his father had seen him -by Dave Kohler in England for nearly three months. It run at the first battle of Bull Run is throw food for the hogs in the mud is the first operatic song to date. A there yet. instead of into the pans) he experienced Are you a business major, or possibly chorus of "God Save the Queen" closes the traumas of an adolescent who has no someone who is interested in the work the song. Except the flood, nothing was ever as idea of what he will become. He signed ings of business, or maybe just somebody Queen has matured through four bad as reported. up for correspondence courses in ad who is looking for something new and albums into a really tight rock band. vertising for which he could not pay, interesting to do? If so, there is a new but from which he evaded legal repri club that is just the thing for you. Their progress keep s improving from When a man tries himself, the verdict is mands with a studied perusal of his record to record. Let's hope this pro usually in his favor. It is called the Campus Business gress keeps growning instead of dying. Business Guide. He also saw himself in Club, and is open to anyone on the the role of "the professional trapper," O.S.U.M.-M.T.C. Campus. Although it but suffered instead a nasty encounter is primarily aimed at business students, with a giant skunk that soured his everyone is welcome. ambitions. WINNING EUCHRE Mr. Terry Paul, instructor of econ Some of the old farmers' wives in ):r-5PAj)~5 omics at O.S. U.M., whose idea it was to A the community had many tales of love, start the club, stresses that the Campus D)AMON~ I} J K- death, and humor to tell Willie. He Business Club is not the typical "mem . ColLIes listened with great affection to the bership-type" club with formal meetings stories which Mrs. Forsythe and Jessie and dues, but rather it is an organization Van Brimmer ("She killed a man.") told to promote programs and projects which him. cover the broad spectrum of business workings. I...... Initially, a series of brown bag lunches are planned as the activities of the club. Ed. Note: Due to the popularity of never been dealt such a rotten com the challenger's faces as they now real The first lunch was held on Wednesday, euchre on this campus, a feature on the bination of cards). Smiling broadly, ize that they have walked into the January 28, and the twelve people who finer points of this noble game will be north then confidently picks up trump. famed and well-concieved game plan of attended heard Mr. Robert Ludwig, the Russians. offered from time to time in the Wick. At this laughter overcomes south as he president of L&K. This week, a stock can no longer stand the funniness of the North drops Queen-clubs dejectedly. broker came and talked about the mar THE RUSSIAN MASTERS hoax. The game is temporarily halted. South follows quickly by laying ket. 1st of a series -by Trixie & Jack When play resumes West finds he has King-clubs. West drops Jack-spades Also being considered for the future This week we will demonstrate the misplaced one of his cards. At this east left bar or left bank depending on in the possibility of what Mr. Paul calls location of game) dejectedly. famed maneuver "Hiding in the bushes", throws his cards viciously to the table "business motivation lectures" which or as it was called by Smerski and and screams "NKYKENSTEIN" At this 2nd trick to the foxy Russians. will deal with the psychology of business Danoff , the world champion euchre laughter overcomes south.. East now throws Ace-clubs viciously motivation. There will be an initial to the table and screams "NKYKEN session to see if there would be enough players from Russia who for 47 years After an organized search the lost STEIN". interest in this area. reigned unchallenged as the kings of the card is discovered buried in the dish of game, "Two winks and we cross into caviar that the Russians always bring to Point-game-match, and retention of Still another possibility is a student Finland." their games. West having lost it there the world crown to the Russians. mutual fund, in which students could As you can see by the diagram the reaching for one of Danoff's German At this laughter overcomes south. buy and own stock. However, this south-east team (Smerski and Danoff) pretzels (eastern section of course). NEXT WEEK: Dress to win at euchre. probably would be of interest to rel atively few students. is loaded for bear (Russian of course) When play resumes, east is now pen yet enough trump has been dealt the sive while south lays his ace of hearts to **********•••••****** When asked what criteria are used to north-west players to lead them to be open play. West follows by trumping select the guest speakers for the meet lieve (foolishly) that with west's two ings, Mr. Paul stated that he will try to with his nine of clubs. At this east The "Dump Woody" Club is now oper select people who are of particular ace kickers, three tricks can be just throws his cards viciously to the table ating on this campus. Club president interest to students due to the nature of barely managed. South (Smerski] quickly and screams "NKYKENSTEIN". At this, Lee Boger stated that thirty-two mem their businesses. passes as if he holds a nothing-hand north, south and west all break into bers are now actively participating. The (technical term for having a bad math laughter. first major outing has already been Mr. Paul also said that he would like ematical combination of cards) The tension which had been building planned for Saturday Feb. 14, 1976. to hear from students interested in the It is now west's turn and he with a now subsides and the game quickly This will entail a trip to Columbus cam Business Club as to what areas of cautious looking frown passes (in reality resumes. East once again pensive, pus and an effigy burning near Ohio business they would be most interested this is a signal to his partner-north to plays his ten-clubs over-trumping Stadium. in. Also, he said, there is an opportunity "pick it up") west. North then meekly throws his for anyone who might be interested in East (Danoff] throws his cards vici Queen-hearts, 1st trick to the foxy a leadership role in the club. ously to the table and screams Russians. The stars are matter; we are matter. But The next brown bag lunch will "NKYKENSTEIN" (which is a sly feint The game heats up as east leads it does not matter." - Pvt. Beefheart probably be held the week of February hinting to his opponents that he has Jack-clubs. Beads of sweat break over 18, from 12:30 to 1:30 P.M. , .....•.....•...•.....•...... •..•...... •...... ···.····s·····.·.········.·.··························...•...... Paqe 4 WICK Feb. 6, 1976