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STRANGE HUMOR THE PASSING PARADE According to the Wall Street Journal report, NEWS OF THE WEIRD Ashlynd said, “No, Mommy, I was shopping.” (1) Woodstock, Vermont, police arrested a [Wall Street Journal, 12-23-2016] 28-year-old man for bank robbery in January, with a key piece of evidence coming to their PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US attention when a disapproving Vermonter noted “Every major event in my life has been about a paper coffee cup not in its proper recycling insects,” Aaron Rodriques, 26, told The New bin. The cup held the robber’s holdup note and York Times in December, home in New York DNA. (2) A 46-year-old man was arrested in City during a winter break from his doctoral December after an evening at the Sands Casino research at Purdue University on the “sweet in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and charged with tergal secretions” of German cockroaches, and leaving a server a non-monetary “tip” -- of a on his way to buy a supply of crickets and Valium pill. [Valley News (Lebanon, N.H.), 1-12- hornworms. (“Hornworms,” he said, have an 2017] [Morning Call (Allentown), 12-30-2016] “amazing defense” where they “eat tobacco for the nicotine, which they exhale as a gas to scare LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS away predators.”) “When I’m feeling stressed -- The British think tank High Pay Centre out,” Rodriques said, he might take one out reported in January that the average CEO to “calm me down.” He met his first girlfriend among the U.K.’s top 100 companies (in the when she was attracted to his pet giant African Financial Times Stock Exchange index) earns millipede (as long as a human forearm), but the equivalent of around $1,600 an hour -- admits that “for the vast majority” of time in meaning that a 12-hour-a-day boss will earn, school, “I was alone.” [New York Times, 12-29- by mid-day Jan.
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