The Rocky Mountain Collegian

VOL. XVIII. MAY 22, 1909 NUMBER 15

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Literary keepers. But even tho a girl never expects to make her own living, and is anxious to put into practice the knowledge obtained from a Fort Collins. Colo.. Feb. 8, 1909. Domestic Science Course, yet, in order to he My Dear Miss : a good companion to the educated man she heard that are to en- Having you expecting expects to marry, she needs this broader educa- our this I am the lib- ter College fall, taking tion first before specializing in Domestic Sci- of to welcome in advance, erty writing you ence. and to upon your decision. congratulate you So, even if you think you have already of I am sure you will find here a high class made up your mind, just look over again the from young men and women which to choose work of the General Science Course before de- there is chance for a your friends; ample good, ciding against it. wholesome social life, and no matter what Hoping to meet you here in the fall, I am, course you enter, you will find it comprehen- Very sincerely yours, sive and thorough. Laura Chatfield, Class 191 r. If have yon not already decided upon your general line of work, let me recommend to you Mr. at the Dedication the General Science Course for Women. I Dooley

believe it is the most broadening and best all- “Oi say he th’ papers thot Carnegie hex round course that a girl can take. In this an jist dedicated a new library,” said Mr. Hen- is afforded for in Hor- he filled opportunity specializing nessy, as and lit a fragment of a clay ticulture, Botany, Mathematics, Literature, pipe and blew a couple of rings down the all History, etc., or of gaining a knowledge of street. To of the branches of science. my mind, the “Yis Oi noticed thot myself, hut clivil a bit and strength of the course lies in the variety ’twas did it interest me,” said Mr. Dooley, as of For scope subjects offered. instance, there he carefully placed his feet on the porch rail are the Horticulaural and Botanical subjects; and musingly watched the pink lined sunset the Entomological and Physiological subjects; clouds hovering in the west. “No it didn’t in- in classes Chemistry, Physics, Meteorology, terest me very much frum th’ fact thot wan Geology, etc. Then there are the Languages, evening a few wakes ago Oi had th’ plasure and Literature. A an’ th’ honor iv History, very strong course being prisint at a didicatory is given in English, consisting largely of oral exercize thot put t’ shame iny iffort in thot and written composition work. The Mathe- loine Oi iver did or iver ixpict t’ witness. matics course is good; and, as you have per- ’Twas on me last visit t’ th’ Collige where Din- noticed in the the fundamental is t’ school. Oi haps catalogue, ny goin’ came in on th’ aven- Domestic Science studies are included in this in’ train, which was late, an’ whin after atin Oi course. supper wint t’ Ink fur Dinny, they tould me the My reason for feeling that this is he wus gone; they thought out t’ th’ farm. all course, above others, for girls, is just this: Oi’d bin out there th’ day th’ ligislature an’ th’ The time is fast approaching when the stand- rist iv us visited th’ Collige, so Oi knew ards for and will he the where thot judging men women wus. Well, whin Oi wus going

same. In order for women to cope with men out there, Oi wint down what is knew iv ez in business, or even in society, it is necessary ‘Luver’s Lane.’ Oi thinks t’ meself, thinks Oi, for them to have as broad an education and to there sanies t’ be lots iv paple here f’r this he read their brothers. It is to toime iv an’ he th’ luv iv as widely as day, pat pwhat are this that the General Science leads. doin’. The Course they furst bye Oi caught up wid The diversity of a woman’s talents is wide. an’.passed wuz luggin’ a gasoline stove; th’

Not all women are fitted for teachers or home next had siven lanterns, four candles an’ a 8 THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIAN

coffee pot; th’ next had a basket th’ size iv which followed for th’ next five hours, it Snicklewurst’s dog house an’ a little further dawned upon me thot this wus a bunch iv on wus a half a dozen fellers wid three jugs Senior Civils givin’ th’ new Civil buildin’ an initiation. an’ a whole bundle iv pacages. Faith this Inks interesting, thinks Oi; especially did Oi “At 2 o’clock in th’ morning, after th’

think it whin wan iv thim sez, sez he: ‘There cider jugs hed ceased to be looked upon, a

goes Dinny Dooley’s dad; he’s ours. Come on solem session wus held, wherein th' byes me harties.’ Oi thried t’ make good me es- looked out into th’ misty future and made iv for in in chape, but th’ iron hand iv fate an’ a pace plans reunions to come years yet th’ fur barbed wire stretched between two trees hurled distance, an’ great wus th’ reward th’ furst iv me int’ th’ hands iv th’ inimy. Blindfolded, an’ benedict th’ gang, and sad wus t’ be th’ fate wid th’ silince iv th’ tombs to th’ cut-throats’ iv th’ last t’ walk up t’ th’ altar wid a gentle lair. ’Twas in a square room cut out iv solid pressure on wan arm.”

rock Oi cums t’, surrounded be me captors, “Yez don’t say, Dooley, but what wus that rock whose grinnin’ faces wus lit up wid th’ light cave iv solid ye spoke ib and th’ knife?” iv siveral lanterns and a gas stove, while th’ “O, th’ knife wus fur cuttin’ cold ham an’ odor iv coffee an’ cigars prevailed th’ damp the cave thot wus wan room iv the fire proof The thot whole atmosphere. Th’ leader iv th’ bandits wus vault. byes showed me build- iv knife four feelin’ th’ keen idge a feet two in’ frum roof t’ rating tank, an’ Oi sez : ‘Grand, inches long. Oi groaned an’ turned me face t’ an’ Oi wish thot Dinny wus a Senior Civil.” th’ wall. This wuz th’ signal fur howls iv’ Dooi^y. demoniacal laughter. Whin all wus silent th’ leader spoke. Sez he: ‘Fellow members iv th’ THE “VETS” CELEBRATE Senior Civil class an’ honored stranger, we hev mit here this avening fur th’ purpose iv “Class A, Wow,” was about all one could givin’t’ th’ New Civil a proper an’ fittin’ didi- hear around the Veterinary Hospital for al- week cation, as is our sacred privilige an’ duty as most a after June 3d, when Dr. Glover th’ furst class t’ lave its halls t’ mate th’ wurld received that “long envelope” from Washing- an’ conqur. Th’ memories iv this buildin’, ton, D. C., stating that the rating of our Col- while fewer then would hev bin th’ case if we lege would be “Class A.” under the last had bin priviliged t’ spend more time During two months, every time a “Vet” usual its roof, will be none th’ less dear, Oi know, met the Doctor, his salutation that an’ none th’ less faithful will we iv this band was, “Has long envelope arrived yet?” could be in its ivery behalf. So, fellow students, fill One easily see that there was something with the up your cups. Here’s t’ this buildin’; may her wrong Doctor, and they diagnosed white walls, in utter difiance iv th’ ruthless his case as a slight attack of nervous prostra- iv here hand Time, stand an’ shilter knowlidge tion. He watched the mail carrier like a hawk, intil th’ day when Oblivion shall hev wiped and on June 3d, when the long-looked-for from th’ face iv this Globe th’ ivery trace iv epistle arrived to decide the fate of the Veter- human hand; and may posterity leavin’ these inary department, the Doctor simply glanced down arclied doors go out an’ write upon th’ very the page, and seeing a big A, gave a war pinnacle iv fame th’ name iv our Alma Mater. whoop and grabbed Dr. Kaupp, and actually So, in h’ name iv the’ ingineering profission, did the Highland Fling equal to the genuine. He then th’ class iv 1909 an’ the cause iv knowlidge, proceeded to warm up the ’phone, and Oi didicate this buildin’.’ pandemonium broke loose in the hospital. A

“There wus not a dry eye in th’ house, Vet parade started for the campus in white but ivery throat wus, an’ in th’ silence thet uniforms with banners flying, and cheers re- but followed iveryone gulped down—a cup iv sounding, was doomed to disappointment, cider. In th’ pandimonium iv cheers, yills, because it was requested by the department at toasts, songs, freak stunts, speeches, stag and Washington that they keep it “on the Q. T.” salome dances, wheelbarrow rides, the atin iv for awhile. Nevertheless a half holiday was doughnuts and sandwiches, th‘ drinkin’ iv hot forthcoming. coffee and cold cider, and’ th’ smokin’ iv cigars Few people beside the “Vets” knew what THE ROOKY MOUNTAIN COUDEGIAN 9

“Class A” meant, but to the Junior Vets it whether or not he could hold up his head and was just like out two years credits. handing say to the University of Pennsylvania and Among the most important things estab- other Class A institutions: “We are your lished by the rating are: It decided whether in if numbers.” C. equals scholarship not in or not S. C. was to have a Veterinary de- All these have been attained, but partment next year; whether a Vet student things could thru of get credit in other Class A schools or only the untiring efforts Dr. Glover of not; whether or not he was eligible to take the and the generosity Dr. Aylesworth. All Civil Service examination and work for Uncle should rejoice with the Vets, because it means Sam; whether he should he permitted to take many more students for next year Abe retaining the examination for a license to practice in of those already here, and the general up- Colorado and other states with similar laws; building of C. S. C.

Societies

Y. jvi. C. H. most fluent speakers, will give the annual As- sociation address on Sunday, May 30th. This the EXAMINATIONS. will he the big closing address of year. It will be a joint meeting of the two Associations Examinations will soon be here and all and will he held in the chapel at 4 o’clock. will he glad when they are passed. Every Some special music, including solos from some student in College wants to make the best of the best singers in school, is being prepared, grade possible, and this is a laudable aspira- and a mighty good program is promised. tion. Each student should he just as eager to Dr. Roberts is always a pleasant and in- make his grade in an honest way. A high, structive and those who low speaker, have heard dishonest grade is not equal to a grade him are anxious to hear him again. Those honestly made. Each should go on record for who have not heard him will miss a rare treat what he really knows and not for what he can if they do not avail themselves of this “pony” thru or “sponge” from his neighbors oppor- Remember the time and he there. in the examination. tunity.

We are to have a new We need to have more of a conscientious- State Student Sec-

of next Mr. Arnold is to suc- ness and sense honor about this cheating in retary year. Ray ceed Mr. Dillon. Mr. Arnold comes from examinations. It is wrong. In addition, we Beloit he owe it to ourselves to make such a wide mar- College, where was a prominent fra-

member and one of the best athletes in gin in these practices that we will he able to ternity Arnold comes recom- overcome any temptations that will come to college. very highly mended and if he does like he has been us. Let us think this matter over quietly, things in we are sure of a lot of each for himself, and then act according to our doing college good enthusiasm from him next We shall best judgment when the time of testing comes. year. us DR. ROBERTS COMING. try to have him visit early in the fall.

Dr. Roberts, one of University's Cornell University reports 825 men in 10 TIEE ROOKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIAN

Bible study classes this year and 150 in Mis- ing of the year, and at that time will occur sion study classes. the regular election of officers.

Colorado College is planning on support- her ing one of own number on the foreign AMONG THE CO-EDS field next year. They have raised about SI,OOO The mountains crowds of for the foreign work, in addition to caring for are attracting picnickers these their own home needs. days. Miss Laura Chatfield the week end lowa State College had a large enroll- spent in with friends. She ment in Bible study the past year. They have Greeley reports a fine time. a well equipped building now and the Asso- ciation is one of the centers of social The principal A. B. Z. sorority enjoyed a straw ride life of the last college. week to the country home of Miss Bessie The government is now sup- Phillips. number Associations porting a of on the Pan- Miss Petty is still the recipient of many canal. it ama The government officials say compliments on her excellent work in the have pays to these Associations, for the men Junior play. do so much better work and are worth more. You’ll who not be if you go to hear the Bovia McClain, was the secretary of sorry Ladies’ Glee Club Their will be the Association at the University of Colorado, sing. concert held in the College has become state secretary at Washington. A chapel, June Ist. from Ohio is man University to take his place. IN CHEMICAL lab. half of the men in the Mr. —“I Fully government S. wish I had someone to wash service in Manila are members of the Young my dishes.” Men’s Christian Association, the secretaries Miss D.—“l’ll wash your dishes for ever- of which W. A. of are Tener lowa State Col- more if you’ll finish my experiments.” and M. Groves of Harvard. A. lege, J. B. The best Y. W. C. A. meeting of the year Collins, one of the most popular of last year’s was held last Sunday, when Mrs. Lester Mc- class, is one of these men, and we have no Lean, the Y. W. C. A. State Secreary, talked doubt but that he is his talents count making to about fifty girls. The was led there the meeting by same as he always did here. Miss Chatfield and the topic under discussion Thornton B. Penfield has arrived in Den- was “Summer Conferences.” from New and ver York, will now give the The first time until Cascade to completing all detailed Friday of this month all the la- dies of the arrangements for the conference. There will College enjoyed the afternoon with the be a of Daughters of the American Revolution. number improvements over the con- ference of last A short meeting was held in the where year, and the prospects are fine chapel, for this several of the local as well as the state officers conference, even surpassing the Lake Geneva conference. gave very interesting talks. After the A very strong line of pro- a held in speakers will be there, including Bishop Mc- gram reception was the Domestic Hall. Dowell, of Chicago, Howard Agnew Johnson,

Dr. Bayley, and a number of other men. good Much to the joy of the girls, gymnasium We are wanting to have a good representation, work has been discontinued for the remainder and it is. that a number of men will see of the The hoped year. girls are required to report their way clear to to Miss Corbett go. every Tuesday, however, where they enjoy a profitable half hour listen- On ing to Miss Corbett’s accounts of her travel Saturday, May 15th, was held the reg- over the and her ular term jollification of the Philos in the guise state pleasant meetings with old C. S. C. of a students. chafing dish feed, in honor of the new members. It held was int he gymnasium and The following girls have been chosen by all was with. All formality dispensed those the cabinet of the Y. W. C. A. as delegates to present seemed to themselves enjoy immensely. represent C. S. C. at the Summer conference at Next Saturday will be the farewell meet- Cascade: Alice Morgan, Fern Smith, Abbie THE KOOKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIA?* 11

Hunt, Rachel Allen, Margaret Twitchell, Edna graduates of the College has been planned for Ladwig and Elsie Ruthven. Nellie Stiers, Wednesday evening of commencement week. her in the this annual and who will spend vacation East, hopes It is hoped to make an affair to be able to attend the Summer conference at make it of much interest and profit to both the

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. older and younger generations of men and wo-

men of C. S. C. The girls should begin planning now for the entertainment of prospective C. S. C. stu- B. Aubrey Smith, ex-’og, is now located at dents in their home towns. This is certainly Knoxville, Tennessee, with residence at 406

one way open for the winning of Domestic W. Vine street. Aubrey has charge of the Science students, for what, girl, after partak- bookkeeping department of the gas company ing of one of the luncheons served by our of Knoxville. cooks, would not be immediately attracted to 1900. a school where they might learn to do as well? The friends of Emmett C. ’OO, Other institutions furnish teachers to the McAnelly, are glad to know that he has been appointed' State, but ours sends out home makers and so- state engineer, under the ad- ciety leaders. If our girls will but try, they deputy present ministration-. Mr. has served as will be able to come into contact with as many McAnelly county surveyor of Larimer county and has young people, and exert as great an influence been of city engineer Fort Collins. His ap- for a larger C. S. C. as if we had teachers in to state service is deserved recog- the field. Let us all get busy and work for our pointment College. nition of his high standing in the enginering profession. C. V. M. is Benson, E., a lawyer with of- fices in Denver.

class of 1890. ALUMNI Mrs. Velma Benson Beebe lives in Fort Collins.

Bert C. Buffum, C. E., is manager of a grain breeding station at Worland, Wyoming, and author of “Arid Agriculture,” now hav- ing widespread popularity. Dr. George H. Glover is chairman of the Chas. A. Duncan, M. E., is a farmer at committee on arrangements and will preside Timnath, Colorado. at the evening meeting. No charge will be Newton C. Garbutt, M. E., is court re- made, and all students and friends of the Col- porter, Fort Collins, Colorado. lege are invited. Mrs. Helen Lunn deceased. follows: Montgomery, The program is as R. Harry Temple, M. E., is a stationary Music Agricultural College Band engineer, Boulder, Colorado. “Early Day Reminiscences” Mrs. Cora Thoman Jarbeau lives at Mrs. P. J. McHugh, ’B7 Georgetown, Colorado. “The Land Grant Engineer”...N. B. Curtis, ’95 Mary N. Weaver lives in Urban, Ohio. Music Conservatory Quartet “Only a Farmer’s Boy” E. J. Iddings, ’O7 class oF 1891. “Only a Farmer’s Wife” John J. Collins, M. E., is a stockman at Harris, Colorado. Violin Duet Messrs. Runge and Parshall Chas. R. Evans, M. E., is a stockman at “Concerning Industrial Education” Fort Collins, Colorado. C. V. Benson, ’9O Minnie E. McLain is a teacher in the Fort College chapel, Wednesday evening, June Collins public schools. 2, 1909. class OF 1892. In accordance with a resolution of the Ag- ricultural College Alumni Association, passed Chas. W. Beach, C. E., is spending a last at the annual meeting June, a reunion for month’s vacation in Los Angeles, California. 12 THE ROOKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIAN THE ROOKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIAN. 13

He expects to be engaged in engineering work Mrs. Celia Southworth Beach lives at in the southeastern part of the state during Clarendon, Texas. the summer. Harlan Thomas, M. E., is an architect with College Circles farmer Frank Beach, C. E., is a and mer- rooms at 429 Walker building, Seattle, Wash- chant at Clarendon, Texas. ington. Mrs. Alice Bell Boothroyd resides at Ithapa, New York. Wednesday, May 19th, the class in geology mountains Samuel Bell, M. E., is a physician at Mon- spent in the foothills and west of trose, Colorado. Collins, where they completed their term’s Don A. Carpenter, M. E., is vice-president work. All the rock formation of this section Miss Helen examined under the Bunting, formerly a student in remembered as our last year’s catcher. He is of a pump manufacturing company located at was thoroughly able guid- the College, is visiting friends at C. S. C. for making good in all his work with the Kansas Mansfield, Ohio. ance of Professors Cox and Alford. Leaving few a days. Aggies, and is one of the heaviest hitters the Porter J. Preston, C. E., is engineer for the College at 8 o’clock in the tally-ho they Jayhawker champions have. the North Sterling Irrigation District, and re- proceeded to Soldier Canon, in the vicinity of The Seniors and their ladies spent Satur- the old brick and from thence worked sides at 1265 St. Paul street, Denver, Colo. kiln, day picnicking in the vicinity of Horsetooth. O. P. Pesman of the Senior class, left last their back into the first of Albert J. Sedgwick, Ag., is reporter for way gradually range “Nuf Sed.” week for Balantine, Montana, where he has Times. mountains. After of and work the Toledo (Ohio) a day pleasure accepted a position with the United States Re- Secretary L. M. Taylor is now found in Lewis L. C. is the returned in the tired Stimson, E., a consulting merry party evening clamation Service at a salary of $1,200 per the office which for the past ten years has been engineer working out of Greeley, Colorado. but ready for a rough house if one were held year. The also took by Secretary Plawley. Frank H. Thompson, Ag., is an agent for started. entomologists this as Ed. Aicher holds the record for excitement Occidental Life Insurance San their to Horsetooth mountain. the Company, day off, going F. J. Sopp has become a denison of Gree- so far this spring, having had, while out riding California. While their crowd was not so still Diego, large, they ley, being employed there as draughtsman in recently, two runaways in one afternoon. a time and of the office of a firm OP report good plenty specimens prominent of that city. class 1893. Never mind, tho, Ed; cheer up, you have along their line. They returned late in the may Governor Shafroth better luck next time. At least have our D. Bloomfield, C. is cashier of the became quite a familiar you John E., evening, after having had an enjoyable outing to students last best wishes. State Bank, Nampa, Idaho. in the mountains. personage College week, he several S. L. Boothroyd, C. E., is assistant profes- spending days on the campus while It is reported that Littel Snively, ’07, who of Cornell the State Board of in session. sor surveying at University, Ithaca, Agriculture was has been the This year’s class is to be the first one to in the government service in New York. L. C. a former student at this since is his graduate from the halls of the new “Civil.” Aicher, place, Philippines graduation, on way Mrs. Ida is deceased. Lewis Douglass is one of the The first class ever held in it and the last reci- charter members of a chapter of home and will be married in the near future Chas. J. Gilkison, C. E., is a merchant and tation which this class has attended was held the Alpha Zeta fraternity which is being or- to Miss Lottie Clark of this city. The wed- produce dealer, Fort Collins, Colorado. within its walls Thursday, the 13th. ganized at Manhattan, Kansas. Lou will be ding will probably take place in Chicago. Will J. Ralph, M. E., is a bank clerk and city treasurer, Fort Collins, Colorado. Raymond F. Walter, C. E., is an engineer for the Reclamation Service, with headquarters at Belle Fourche, South Dakota.

Wm. W. Willard, Ag., is a merchant at Optima, Oklahoma.

class OP 1894.

Philo K. Blinn, Ag., is temporarily in charge of the Agronomy department of the Agricultural College, Fort Collins, Colo. Jacob H. Cowan, Ag., is deceased.

Will H. Fairfield, Ag., is in charge of an experiment farm at Lethbridge, Alberta, Can- ada. Mrs. Minnie Harrington Gilkison lives in Fort Collins.

Herbert S. Kendall, M. E., is a merchant in Denver, Colorado. MEMBERS OF THE COLORADO AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE LADIES’ GLEE CLUB 14 THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN COUHEGIAN

The THE SENIOR PICNIC. professor in a precarious position. pro- refuses secrets as to “Oh, What is so rare as a picnic day in May? fessor to divulge any but And if ever there comes a rainy day, whether swimming was good or not, says rather Then will the Seniors go picnicking.” expenses were high. S. A. C. —The Students’ Herald, K. At last everyone can breathe with greater there Well, are others. freedom. The board has selected a president for the institution, and the unsettled condition The entire cast of the “Bohemian Girl” which has naturally arisen from the uncer- left Friday afternoon for Denver, where they tainty of who was to be the head of the insti- were the guests of Mr. F. C. Grable at the tution has passed away. Dean Waters, of production of “Tannhauser.” Mr. Grable is Missouri, comes with the best possible recom- the a most loyal friend of College and a prince mendations, and from his past record, we feel of entertainers, and to say that the members certain that he can ably fill the high position of the cast had the time of their lives is stating to which he has been chosen. it very moderately, indeed. The Junior play, “The Southlands,” pre- Those who continue the course campustry sented by the class of 1910 last Friday evening, thru next summer will doubtless be surprised was a success, of which the class may well be to see in front of Domestic Science Hall, first a in the proud. It was given most up-to-date row of “Bachelor’s Buttons,” next a row of The while and charming manner. scenery, “Old Maid Pinks,” and a row of “Love in and lastly rustic, was beautiful the extreme fit- The in the Mist.” head of the department tingly portrayed the neighborhood of the play. evidently feels that it pays to advertise. Financially successful, the class realizing a

neat which the class has at its disposal On last Thursday evening the Class of ’l2 sum, served yet. In all probability a banquet will be inaugurated an annual ball and banquet, it be- to the cast in the near future. ing the intention of the class to have something each year at the close of the College work. The Sophomores have proved themselves have The success of the affair was all that could be alive and pushing. They already com- Annual for next expected and the class will now have some- menced work on a Junior for the thing to look forward to during the year that year, electing the principals staff, com- is coming. prised of the following men: Editor-in-Chief, George Graves; Business Manager. Robert Chapel exercises were varied in the ex- Wilson; Advertising Manager, Karl W. Horn; treme Monday morning: Band concert; solo, Literary Editor, Miss Laura Chatfield; Artist, Miss Rachel Allen; Colonel Tuttle, and Dean Ben E. Nock. This staff will be enlarged next Lawrence, all vied together to give the stu- fall, when the heavy work on the Annual be- dents an attractive and pleasant hour. While gins. With this corps of workers the class many of the remarks made were concise and should place a unique and instructive publica- to the from the students’ point, viewpoint they tion before the students. were ill-timed and ineffective.

Miss Fern Smith entertained a few friends THE NEW ORDER OP THINGS. at a hard times party. Those who came dressed Miss Rachel Allen, of the President’s of- in too fashionable a manner were fined and a considerable of last week fice, spent portion do for had some unique stunt to redeeming looking for a preacher, and when questioned their forfeit. Having shaved during the week to the date of the stated that as happy event, of- previous to the party was an unpardonable it would take in but for the exact place June, fense. Clark seems to have been the whis- time, the reporter was told to “ask him.” Con- kered man of the bunch, but poor Bahmier, gratulations. who hadn’t shaved for a month, was strictly and Refreshments served Professor Coen friend were out driv- “up against it.” were to became ing recently, when it necessary to pass all who came, some byway of the rear en- At thru a ditch running full of water. In some trance, however, to uninvited guests. a manner the horse became detached when they late hour departure was made and all declared reached the center of the ditch and left the Miss Smith to be a royal entertainer. THE ROCKY MOUN TAIN COLLEGIAN 15

5% Storky iffltmintam GJnUrgimt of all and it is earnestly hoped that with his inauguration will come an end to the uneasi- ness which the long period of persecution has Published on the First and Third Saturdays of Each us. Month by the Associated Students of the brought upon Colorado State College. Dean Waters is an eminent educator of great executive ability and he will undoubtedly

One Year, Payment in Advance - - $l.OO prove an able successor to Dr. Aylesworth, Single Copies ..... ,10 whose administration, extending over the past ten - - has been Editor In Chief EKED J. BARNES, ’O9 years, marked by so many tri- Business Manager - - - EDWIN S. BTCE, ’O9 umphs.

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Athletic ... Editor O. J. RIPPLE, ’O9 served as an instructor in that institution for Exchange Editor - DOUGLASS STEWART, ’lO four years after his and was then Alumni Editor E. J. IDDINGS, ’O7 graduation, called to State Pennsylvania College as pro- CORRESPONDENTS fessor of agronomy, where he remained four

Columbian - - - FERN ’l2 He returned SMITH, years. then to his alma mater as Philo ’ll C. S. RYE, Dean of Agriculture and Director of the Ex- Engineering Society - - A. CAM MACK periment Station. He has held that position Veterinary Medical Ass’n WALTER STEWART, ’lO fourteen Ag. Club - - ARTHUR HARMON, ’l2 years. Five Co-ed Reporter - LAURA OHATFIELD, ’lO years ago he was granted extended Horticultural Society H. B. SCAMMELL, ’lO leave of absence, during which he went abroad Y. M. C. A.- - WARD E. HALL for post graduate courses in the Universities of Liepsiz and Zurich, taking degrees in each. CALENDAR His specialties are biology, chemistry, and animal Friday, May 28—Junior Prom. husbandry, and he is rated as one of the Sunday, May 30, 4 p. m.—Sermon to the leading educators in the United States. College Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A., by Rev. When he took charge in Missouri, the Agri- cultural Frank FT. H. Roberts, of Denver University. department was small and insignifi- it is Sunday Evening—Baccalaureate Sermon, cant; now one of the important divisions President B. O. Aylesworth. of the University, due mostly to the efforts of Dean Waters. Monday Evening, May 31 —Commence- ment exercises of Literary Societies. Tuesday Evening, June I—Commencement1 —Commence- Senior Class Day Exercises ment concert by Conservatory Ladies’ Glee

Club.ffl Wdnesday, June 2, 1909, 10 a. m.

Wednesday, June 2, 10 a. m. —Senior Class Music Columbian Orchestra exercises. Day President’s Address Fred J. Barnes Class Wednesday, 2:30 p. m.—Senior Class History E. S. Bice Memorial dedication. Vocal Solo Miss Rachel Allen Wednesday Evening—Alumni program Class Poem B. S. Tedmon, Jr. and business meeting. Piano Solo Miss Lulu Pearson Thursday, a. m. —Com- June 3, 10:30 Class Prophesy Erie K. Ramsey mencement exercises, with address by Hon. Music Columbian Orchestra Alva Adams. Dedicatory ceremonies of class memorial, Thursday Evening—Annual Alumni ban- 2 :30 p. m. quet and ball.

Man is a kerosene lamp; THE NEW PRESIDENT He isn’t especially bright, The election of Dean Henry J. Waters, of He is often turned down, usually smokes, the of to the University Missouri, presidency And frequently goes out at night. of the seems with College, to meet the approval —Exchange. 16 TIIE ROCKY MOUNTAIN' COLLEGIAN

Athletics Discus—Blake (F.), first; Morse (S.)> second; Wachter (S.), third. Distance, 89 feet 10 inches. Football Schedule, Season ’09 Pole Vault—Nock (S.), first; Cram (J.), 8 Graduate Manager Earl announces the fol- second} Knapp (F.), third. Height, feet lowing schedule for the season of 1909: 10 inches. 120-Yard Oct. 9.—Sacred Heart, at Home. Hurdles—Knapp (R), first; Oct. 16.—University of Wyoming, at Bloomfield (J.), second; Nuckols (R), third. Home. Time, i6fi seconds. Oct. 23.—State University, at Boulder. 220-Yard Hurdles—Knapp (R), first; Cram Wallace third. Oct. 30.—Denver University, at Denver. (J.), second; (J.), Time, Nov. 6.—Colorado College, at Colorado 30 seconds. Springs. 220-Yard Dash—Nuckols (R), first; Nov. 18. —Mines, at Home. Mann (J.), second; Stuver (S.), third. Time, 25 1-5 seconds. Thanksgiving—Alumni, at Home. Broad Aicher Several practice games have been sched- Jump—Michols (R), first; Cram third. uled, but do not appear in the list. (J.), second; (J.), Distance, 18 feet 4 inches. 880-Yard Dash—Bloomfield, (J.), first; The Class Track Meet Higgins (R), second; Hannon (S.), third. The annual College class track meet was Time, 2 minutes 20 seconds.

- Si? 10-Pound Shot—Blake Schaeffer pulled off on Durkee Field, Saturday afiei (F.) first; Wachter third. noon, May 15th. Considering that it was man- (S.), second; (S.), Distance, in 37 feet. aged by the students, it came off good shape 16-Pound Hammer—Schaeffer and was not as tiresome as most such events (S.), first; Blake and Wachter for are. The meet was witnessed by the large (F.) (S.), split points second and third. Distance, 106 feet. crowd of 10, which shows a very loyal spirit, indeed. Two-Mile Run—Huggins (F.), first; third. The Juniors won, with the Freshmen a Scammell (J.), second; Hayes (F.), 12 18 close second, and the result was not settled un- Time, minutes seconds. The Wilson till the relay had been run. score was: High Jump—Watts (J.), first; Juniors, 56; Freshmen, 53; Sophs, 35. (S.), second; Bloomfield (J.), third. Height, t inch. Two Freshmen were first and second as 5 feet

regards individual honors, as Knapp had 14 Relay (mile)—Juniors, first; Sophomores, second third. points and Nuckols had 13 to his credit. ; Freshmen, Give better Several of the races were very close, so your representatives support A that there was considerable excitement, and it next year, fellows. little cheering might have made first out of some of the above would certainly have looked' better if a few sec- students had onds. It was a good meet, and the small sum more been out to give their rep- resentatives some support. In the mile, half- of 10 cents should not have kept so many mile and quarter-mile the finish was very close, away. and two ties occurred in the 220-yard dash, which had to be run off. The following is a Faculty vs. Busines Hen review of the events: 100-Yard Dash—Mann (J.), first; Knapp Wednesday, May 12th, the faculty crossed Nuckols third. 11 the (F), second; (F.), Time, hats with business men of the town. The seconds. ■■ lj j game was very interesting from start to finish Run—Scammell Mile (J.), first; Huggins and it was hard to predict the outcome until (F.), second; Graves (S.), third. Time, 5 it was over. minutes 6 seconds. With Cammack in the box and Prof. House 440-Yard Dash —Egan (J.), first; Schaef- behind the bat, they did good work for the fer (S.), second; Nuckols (F.), third. Time, faculty. House was also very prominent in 56 seconds. coaching and arguing with the umpire. He TILE ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIAN 17

smashed his past record in securing two safe awake and nail those long drives of Coach and hits. The star of the game, tho, was Coach Rothgeb’s, those simple toss-ups of Prof. and the Cammack’s Rothgeb, greatest feature was a run will be pudding for the Senior bat- and slide from third to home while the ball ters.

was being passed from the catcher to the So, if you want something good, just at- tend pitcher and back to home. With a long low- the game. It will be interesting and the

field drive he made three bases and let in two attendance should be at least a thousand. is the scores. Here probable line-up: Blackmer and Hoffman were the battery Faculty. Seniors. for the visitors and did con- they good, steady, Cammack p “Mathematics” sistent work. Had it not been for these two House c “Ding” men the score would have been much larger “Rothy” ib “Kansaw” against them. Floyd Liggett did some good Langridge 2b “Beanie” He in number of flies and infielding. pulled a Kingman 3b “Big” a few fast He se- stopped very grounders. Parshall ss “Soap” cured one long left drive, making the only Dwyre cf...(new fusser) “A P.” home run of the game. Earl If “Verne” Taking the game as a whole, the honors Mackey rf “Rip” and about and errors were numerous equally Subs—Emslie, “Doc,” Billy O’Brien, Doc. divided. Glover, Kelly, Alford, “Which,” “Doughbel- The line-up was as follows: ly,” “Sport,” “Siden,” “Wisner,” “Littler,” Faculty. Business Men. “Meza,” “Ted,” “Peeps,” “Rameses.” House c Hoffman * Score—Seniors, 10; Faculty, o. Cammack p Blackmer Rothgeb ib Temple RESOLUTIONS OF SYMPATHY Langridge 2b Mauff Parshall ss R. Liggett Whereas, We, the classmates of T. Chase Kingman 3b F. Liggett McPherson, of the class of 1909, learn with Goss Mackey rf sorrow of the bereavement of our classmate, Dwyre. cf Murphy whose father has been called to the farther Earl j... If Schnebly shore; and Score Business 6. —Faculty, 7; Men, Whereas, in our college companionship, a

Umpires—Ferguson and McGregor. sorrow which touches one o fus is felt and borne by all; be it

Resolved, That we make this formal ex- BALL GAME SENIOR-FACULTY of pression our sympathy with our classmate in Talk about your exciting times, if you want and his family this saddest of hours, the death some real excitement just stick around about hour of and irreparable loss; and be it

commencement time and see the Seniors hang further

it on the Faculty. The said Faculty was fa- Resolved, That a copy of these resolutions of vored with some good luck again this year condolence be sent to Mr. McPherson, and that in when they beat the Business Men, but just a copy be published the Rocky Moun- wait till that bunch of dubs crosses bats with tain Collegian. the Seniors, and their boasted percentage of Class of 1909. a thousand will get an awful bump. Erie K. Ramsey, of The Seniors do not boast an extraor- Ralph Littler, but old soak dinary team, most any team can Robert Hughes, it to a bunch of muffers; therefore the Seniors Committee. have every chance to take a fall out of the high and mighty Faculty. We have been here This above all —to thine self be four years listening to Prof. House’ hot air own true, And it must follow the the about baseball and that will not put us to sleep as night day

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off book form at the discretion of the committee, “Hurrah! Hurrah! I’m at last; this which, in addition to Professor Laughlin, con- I spurn narrow way! throttle sists of Professor J. B. Clark, Columbia Uni- No hand is on my valve, I versity ; Professor Henry C. Adams, Univer- No more need obey!” sity of Michigan; Horace Wright, Esq., New With one great hound it left the rails, York City, and Edwin F. Gay, Harvard Uni- And passed the junction switch; with one awful, aimless versity. The papers are to he handed in by Then, leap June, 1910. Lay wrecked within the ditch!

A maiden fair, one sunny morn And now that engine runs the rails, and Stood on the porch looked forlorn, A crippled thing and slow; her For she had washed flowing tresses, No records will it ever break, And now must solve its tangled meshes. No glory will it know. Perhaps some lads who yearn to try the So ’round corner a young man came. A free and wild career, “I will help you,” he did proclaim. Had best decide to keep the track, So comb he took and fingers, too, And mind the engineer!

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But someone scared them, and they came Into the all in flame. house, a At the present time college athletics in Who was found in such a place? Colorado seem to he soaring to heights un- ’twas Mr. Pace. They all tell me known. What the final ending will he (of the V. C. situation) it is difficult to foretell; but indica- in tions point toward an abolition of athletics in THE DISOBEDIENT LOCOMOTIVE some instances, if not all. I fthis is to he

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