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44 FGM Thursday March 10 2011 | the times Times2 arts Times2 arts PACIFIC COAST NEWS ;PARAMOUNT ;ABC /SPLASH NEWS already heapedinsults on Lorre, Hollywood madam. He admitted includingcallinghim “Chaim Levine” ordering27call girls at acostof£31,000. ‘I’mstartingto (his real name is CharlesLevine, so He has an olderdaughter,Cassandra calling him Chaim wasseen as Jade,now in her latetwenties, by a insultingly drawingattention to his former girlfriend. In 1996 he wasgiven Jewishbackground). “Where are you ayear’s suspended sentence, twoyears’ hiding, yousilly little clown?” Sheen probation and a£1,800 fine for lose my mind. I’ll asked on Tuesday’svideo. “Behind your assaultinghis ex-girlfriend, Brittany narcissism, greed, yourself, women? I Ashland, while in 1998 he went to see you, worm.” He imaginedthe “ratty hospital afterinjectingcocaine. dogshit”ofLorre’ssoul and then His career rehabilitation began when ponderedhow Lorre’smother felt when he succeededMichael J. Foxinthe call anyone to help’ “this feeble abortion survived”.He sitcom Spin City in 2000,followed by outed Lorreasamember of Alcoholics Two and aHalf Men in 2003. His latest Anonymous and vowed: “You’re no lurid unravellingbegan in lateOctober match forthis warlock ...Mypower when he trashedaroom aftera ingredients were listedas“beet,carrot, will consume you.You’re an ugly clown reportedcocaine and drink binge at the CharlieSheen’s pear,celeryand redapple”.Could this sent by corporatefools ...Defeat is not Plaza HotelinNew York while be the drink Sheen is set to endorse? an option.” spendingthe night with apornstar, publicmeltdown Even warlocks needtopay the rent. Sheen had initially welcomedhis Capri Anderson, who claimedhis wild In the latestvideo Sheen, who has a sacking“because now Ican takeall of behaviour had lefther coweringinthe hasgripped history of drug and alcohol abuse as their bazillions ...and Inever have to bathroom. Twoofhis expensive cars America. well as abusingwomen, appeared put on those silly shirts foraslongas have been found wrecked at the bottom unwell and absurdly self-delusional, this warlock exists in the terrestrial of ravines. In November Sheen and Tim Teeman although he claims to have been dimension.”But on MondaySinger, Proper Charlie: Sheen, on his online show, left; above, “Goddess”Natalie Kenly looksonasSheen Mueller filedseparatedivorce petitions drug-free since undergoinga who claimedthat Sheen wasowed$10 kisses Bree Olson; below,Two and aHalf Men, the No 1sitcom from whichhewas dismissed aftertwo years of marriage, both citing picksoverthe “home-rehab”inJanuaryafter an million in unpaid fees forcancelled Warner Bros are also citingmissed fdeniesit), it wasinsharpcontrastto irreconcilable differences, with Mueller all-night cocaine binge at his episodes of the show,vowed:“We will rehearsals and Sheen’s admission that the placid amily lifedepictedinher hit claimingthat he had threatenedher pieces of avery Hollywood home ledtohim being sue. It’s amatterofwhen.” he turneduptowork having not slept, Eightiessitcom Family Ties. with aknife. Sheen also has twoyoung hospitalised. His blurtedcatchphrases Sheen’s vituperative home videos will requiringpiecesofset furniture to be Sheen’s father,Martin, the actorbest daughters, aged6and 7, with his second visible carcrash of the pastweek (primaryamongthem, surely have damagedhis legal position placed near him so he could lean on known forplayingthe President in The wife, Denise Richards. They divorced “winning”,asin“I’m the one winning”) in the rowwith CBS and Warners CharlieSheen’s them forsupport. “There is alot of legal West Wing,isclose to his children, aftershe accusedhim of abusingdrink shebi-polar,orinamanic state, mayhaveenteredthe pop-cultural lawyers, which continuedinan career inpictures sabre-rattlinggoingon,”Allrednotes. although Emilio Estevez,Sheen’s and drugs and threateningher with or sufferingadrug-induced lexicon and his living arrangements exchange of letters on Tuesday, the “Typically this happens in brother (Estévez is the real family violence, although they appear now to psychosis? Should he be seem intriguing—he is living with two same daythat an app emergedfor those thetimes.co.uk/ correspondence between lawyers. By surname) once told US Weekly of his be on reasonable terms. hospitalised, againsthis will if “goddesses”,one of whom is apornstar keen to block out anymention of Sheen television playingitout in public,both sides are relationship with his brother:“We went Last week, when Mueller obtaineda necessary? Will he lose his —but even forthe seasonedgawper a and his demented prattling. “Tinted testingeachother and edgingtowards tenyears where we were estranged restrainingorder againsthim, shesaid children? Will he takeCBS and human carcrashonthe scale of Sheen’s Sheen, the Charlie Sheen Browser negotiable ground.” because he wasanaddictand Iwasn’t.” shewas afraid of violent comments that Warner Brothers to court? Who has become an ugly,depressing Blocker”isabrowser extension for The farragoishardly alose-lose for In 1990 Sheen’s family reportedly Sheen had madeinrecent days, I will replace him on his hit TV spectacle. Only 60,000 people tunedin Chrome and Firefox that blocks out all all sides.Sheen has been maderich by stagedanintervention to trytocontrol includingthreats that he would stab her show? When will his newly minted forthe final Sheen’s Korner video, mentions of this “warlock” and his the show.CBS and Warners have made his addictions. They gothim intorehab in the eyewith apen knife. Mueller said catchphrasesappear on mugs and comparedwith 100,000 forthe first. “winning”.Onthe other hand, if you’re fewer episodes than they would have and, at the time, Sheen said: “I’d be Sheen toldher,“Iwill cutyour head off, T-shirts? “Lock this creep up now before he kills afan, youcould respond to Sheen’s hopedwith him, but still have 177 drinkingaway, doingblow [cocaine], put it in abox and send it to your mom!” The Charlie Sheen circus continues everyone in LA,”read one viewer’s advertisement foranintern: the pay episodes starringSheen in the can, poppingpills and tellingmyself that I Mueller also contended that Sheen had to undergoseveral dizzyingrevolutions comment alongsidehis video. maynot be great,but your workingday which they cansyndicate(Two and a wasn’t an addict, because there wasn’t a punchedher on the armduringatrip to everyday,with experts, lawyers and TV Sheen mayhaveamassed2.1 million will never be dull. Half Men is already shown in nearly 50 needle stuck in my arm!” Sheen’s battle the Bahamas and that he knocked her hosts weighingintothe delirious Twitterfollowers since lastweek and be Insiders believethat Two and Half countriesworldwide), repeat and make with drugs and addiction continued unconscious in October 2009. debate. The dramas affectingAmerica’s lookingtogenerate$1million in Men will continue without Sheen; and money from. throughout the decade. “Sheen has the mostvisible issuesto highest-paid television star have advertisingrevenue associated with it, that his immediatefuture lay“most Whatever his stateofmind, Sheen is Martin Sheen, who has attended deal with,”said StuartLevine. “But why consumedthe country’smedia in the as well as merchandise and acomic probably”inarealityshow,with a cannily lookingtocapitalise on his manyofCharlie’scourtappearances does it seem that CBS and Warners saw pastweek: from his being firedfrom book. But industryobservers are more future in prime-time comedy or drama infamyinthe shorttermbyprofiting over the years, said of his son recently: Sheen as finally oversteppingthe mark Two and aHalf Men, the No 1sitcom, to intriguedabout Sheen’s longer-term unlikely “until he’sundergone some from the catchphrases“winning” and “Weprayfor him ...This disease of when he insulted the producer of the Sheen’s increasingly bizarre rants to future afterhewas firedfrom Two and kind of visible rehabilitation”, according My lawyer “tiger blood”.Heannouncedhis addiction is aformofcancer.You have show,rather than his record of radio,TVand his own online channel, aHalf Men.The sackingfollowed not to StuartLevine, the assistant ‘‘ partnership with the promoters Live to have an equal measure of concern mistreatment of women? Whydidn’t invokingwarlocks, tiger’s blood and the another drugs binge —CBS routinely managingeditor of Variety.(RobLowe, wantsto Nation, who hailedSheen a“folk hero”, and love.” He added: “Wehavetobe that bother them enough to take “trolls”who are his enemies. offeredits “support” through those — Matt Dillon and John Stamos have while wieldingamacheteand drinking that much more present.”Sheen action in the pastseven years? Why “I’m really startingtolose my mind. but Sheen viciously roundingonthe emergedasthe front runners to comeover ared gooey liquid. Live Nation intend brushedasideMartin and Emilio’s didn’t his drug abuse lead them to I’m ready to call anyone to help,” the show’s creator Chuck Lorre. succeedhim on the CBS sitcom.) to send him on tour (tosay or do what is supportive overtures. “They tried. But I dismissinghim?” 45-year-old actoradmittedyesterday His children from his third marriage Gloria Allred, one of Hollywood’s andtake amystery). By nextweek Live Nation said ...I’m not interested in your These arguments mayalso be to Life&Style magazine. “I’m really to Brooke Mueller were removedfrom best-known lawyers, told The Times: promisesarange of mugs and T-shirts rhetoric right now.Iappreciateyour marshalledbySheen’s own lawyers in tryingtocontain myself ...Mylawyer his care afterMueller had allegedthat