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By Anthony Connolly arrangements, confirmed, ference all along, the caller ecutive. ter. Allegations that the Hillman's claim that his airline said. There was no name Projector Feedback results Not all the councillors were Students' Association of ticket was changed to show the change on the ticket. on the issue show 99 per cent happy, though. William Col- RRCC has lied about its recent name of SA secretary, Alison This allegation runs con- of the respondents (19/20) lins and James Crampton both conference trip to New Benoit. trary to councillor consensus thought that six SA members said that the executive was not Orleans, were squashed this Hillman's comments are on the issue. SA councillors, and staff were too many to at- in their right to spend that week by SA executive director, due to accusations made by an interviewed all agreed that the tend the conference. amount of money. Don Hillman, calling the ac- anonymous caller to the Pro- SA executive was truthful and SA councillors, however, Both Crampton and Collins cusations "utter garbage". jector, saying that the SA was within their jurisdiction to stood by their executive saying felt the executive was not "ac- O'Brien Travel represen- lying about the trip. spend $6,000 on the trip. that the information obtained countable" enough about the tative, Sylvana Filippin, who The SA intended to take Students, however, were not from the conference could on- trip. worked on the conference trip Alison Benoit to the con- as amiable with the SA ex- ly help run the association bet- see N.O. Trip/2 rojector PRESENTS Promises By Ed McKenna Colette Odowichuk said Well, it's time once again people aren't aware of the SA for student council elections at and she would spend her time Red River Community Col- getting to know the students lege, and in keeping with the and listening to their pro- tradition of student apathy, blems. one of the nine candidates fail- "I'm willing to take time to ed to show up for their Projec- do things for students, im- tor interview. prove their environment, and Despite a meager turnout of get them motivated socially," only 7.2 per cent of eligible she said. voters last year, candidates in- Odowichuk said apathy was sist students are interested in the main problem with the the Students' Association af- generar'school population. fairs and would provide Odowichuk is a first year greater input if the SA was Business Administration stu- more accessible. dent. She has a B.Sc. from the With this in mind, all can- University of Manitoba. didates vow to increase SA ac- Robert Kadas said there is a cessibility and student involve- lack of communication bet- ment. ween students and the SA. He The nominations, please. said students should be able to For president: Roger Procyk, stop SA executives in the halls Colette Odowichuk and to address issues and concerns. Do you remember this man? See page 6. Robert Kadas. For vice- "The participation rate at president: Darcy Ballance and Red River is dismal. I want to Debbie Bowers. For public get the people out—knowing, relations director: Anne doing, helping," Kadas said. Courtney and John-Paul Kadas is a first year Student Complaints Chomichuk. For treasurer: Business Administration stu- Romano Guzzo and Iqbal dent. He studied two years of Jhass. political science at the Univer- Roger Procyk, the incum- sity of Manitoba. Lack Support bent, is entering his third year Darcy Ballance and Debbie at Red River. He said he spent Bowers are running for vice- By Shirley Stevens A few of the individuals representatives for further his first year as president president. Members of the Students' who were approached include consultations. familiarizing himself with the Ballance said student par- Association met with Child John Stinson of Human "We're here to represent school and the system. ticipation is the cornerstone of Care students on Wednesday Rights and Liberties and Dr. students when they need us, "It takes time to understand his platform. He said the in order to verify one in- G.H. Nicholls, Deputy but in this case there doesn't the issues, the people, the ad- general population is apathetic dividual's complaints concern- Minister of Education. appear to be any evidence," ministration. It takes times to and the school needs more ing the CIBL (Individual SA executive director Don Procyk said, adding that the learn the ropes," Procyk said. participation from the Competency Based Learning) Hillman said that it was complaints may be based on a Procyk said he set goals and technical faculties. program. necessary to substantiate the more personal level. was concerned enough about "You have to be more ac- The unidentified student allegations before proceeding "If they are personal then his presidential duties to cut cessible to students, get their had various complaints rang- any further. the student will have to work his classes to 60 per cent of a interest and hold it. You can't ing from heavy course "We're not saying that them out on her own." full work load. force them to participate," workloads and poor source there's not any problems The CIBL program consists April 9 Procyk is majoring in Jour- Balance said. materials to inadequate there," Hillman said. "But of Compacs during the first nalism and Public Relations in Ballance is a first year classroom time with instruc- like any new system you're year of C.C.W, training. The the Creative Communications Business Administration stu- tors. bound to run into difficulties Compacs are divided into sec- department. dent. However, during the closed and that's when you have to tions enabling students to Procyk has a nursing degree Debbie Bowers said she meeting, several students step in and fix them." work at their own speed with South Gym from Red River, a teaching wanted to increase Student disagreed with the allegations SA president Roger Procyk very little teacher contact. So certificate from the Manitoba Aid, make it more available to and were especially surprised said that during the meeting far, students have been using Government and a partially students who really need it. to learn that the first student students were given the oppor- the system in Hotel and Tickets: $8 advance completed pre-Masters degree had taken the complaints to tunity to air out their concerns Restaurant and Nursing pro- $10 at the door in English. see Elections/2 sources outside of the college. and decided to select three grams. Buffalo Dressup- David Many Boys from Tickets available March 28 at SA office. Chips mania Wilcox More Movies Stadium Dig in at the Presschoolers Preaches rock Seven gangs on 1988 Expo Profile Cafeteria Riot to faithful horses under the lights Presented by RRCC Students' Association 9 8 • Monday, April 18, 1988 Page 3 Monday, April 18, 1988 Page 2 1_ Blue Movies RRCC Political Animal Editorials By Sara Wiebe implement a board of gover- ment's sensitivity to concerns Under a Liberal govern- nors to handle post-secondary of post-secondary institutes ment, Red River Community budget concerns at each in- qualifies them to decide where On Campus? stitution throughout the pro- cutbacks and funding in- college would shed its image as a political animal with the vince, the Liberal Leader said creases are needed. From the Editor's Desk: By Anthony Connolly adoption of an autonomous recently. "A board of governors Pornographic movies are "There's a destructiveness board of governors, Liberal Currently, the UGC is a would be more flexible nine member board, ap- because they are closer to the , not being reproduced on cam- in pornography, but her Leader Sharon Carstairs pro- Susan Kemash pus, Red River College presi- (anonymous complainant) mised last week. pointed by the cabinet, that concerns of the institution," Galt Sawatsky Lory Senft Paul Murray handles recommendations and Levin said in defence of the Election Apathy: dent Gary Polonski told behavior is destructive in A board of governors would CJOB's Peter Warren last itself," she said. "To take it so decrease government interven- allocation of government fun- Liberal promise to thwart week after allegations that a far beyond the incident creates tion and give RRCC the ding for the universities. government intervention. To Vote Or Not To Vote student in domestic electronic dissention." authority to allocate govern- Officials of the UGC were Carstairs compared the Who Really repair had used college ment dollars in a self-made reluctant to comment on the board of governors concept to facilities to copy a blue movie. The domestic electronic budget, Carstairs said. Liberal promise saying only that of her proposed appeal repair student caught watching that there are arguments to be board for homecare patients Students Say Why Polonski's interview, on "The universities have By David Somers Warren's "Action Line", the pornographic video has autonomy now so why can't made on both sides of the who depend on government Cares? to ask". definite plans on voting. finished the course and has left Red River?" the River Heights issue. hired workers to look after With elections for the SA Paul Murray said he would "No, I'm not voting," said came the day after a woman, executive only days away, stu- who wished to remain the college, Fraser said. Liberal said. The argument for govern- them. Surprise! Surprise! for roughly 7.2 per cent of consider voting. "I haven't Garry Sawatsky, a telecom- ment intervention in post- "I want an appeal board of dent excitement has reached heard any of the candidates. munications student. "I'm not anonymous, said her husband The anonymous complai- Carstairs said that govern- The "New Staff" is back possible student support. ment intervention has turned secondary education main- citizens who would hear com- for a second issue of the Ask any one of them the point where some students We're kind of isolated down going to be here next year had walked into a domestic nant would not give her name have considered voting. electronic classroom to find a RRCC into a political animal, tains that government is sen- plaints rather than a body ap- Projector after that sensa- what the main issue is, and here in design and drafting". anyway." because she has a year left of sitive to changing economic pointed in government who is Hall Talk reporters recently Barberstyling student Susan group of men watching a por- school at the college. which is tamed by the Univer- tional start. they'll say it's apathy. But Lory Senft, a creative com- sity Grants Commission. and social needs. far removed from their real But in this windy month who really cares? We've asked the question:. "Are you Kemash said her schedule munications student, said she nographic movie. planning to vote for SA ex- "The men were copying a She is afraid for herself and Liberals would investigate Dr. Benjamin Levin, of the situation. Red River is the of April, the staff members heard it before and we'll doesn't leave much time to would vote. UGC, said that the govern- same thing," Carstairs said. at the Projector aren't the hear it again. (Except we ecutive positions on April follow the election. "I think it's necessary to pornographic movie," she her husband, the caller said. the UGC and its policies and 21?" said in an interview with the only ones facing the pro- haven't heard it from one "I was planning on voting. have a say in what's going on Projector. Rick Dedi, assistant to the spects of a demanding job of the candidates who was Alison Biloki, a medical lab I'll listen to the campaign around your school. Not sit president, said the complai- ahead. too ill to show up for the technician student, said she speeches if I have any time," around bitching and com- Tom Olsen, head of Education Dollar "probably" would vote, but domestic electronic repair, nant 's concerns are That's right. It's election candidates' interviews.) she said. plaining when you didn't said there was no instructor in "legitimate" but couldn't be time. First, there's the one The eight candidates that "maybe I'm the wrong person Other students had more vote." the classroom at the time of substantiated. Wears Thin that really matters. And are new to the SA game the incident. The instructor "I hate to say it but if you By Anthony Connolly ing the provincial relationship then there's the Students' have outlined to some returned with the wife's hus- can't find it, you can't find Students and Manitoba tax- with the Universities Grants Association executive elec- degree the lengths they band to find one man sitting at it," he said. payers are not getting "the Commission. tions at Red River Com- would go to encourage stu- his work station with the por- munity College. dent participation and Gary Polonski's comments bang for their buck" when it Birt said Liberal Leader Few Students Vote nographic tape on, Olsen said. SA elections? Who's run- awareness. They talk about on Peter Warren's show were comes to post-secondary Sharon Carstair's proposal of "He (the instructor) saw it ning? Who cares? How " grassroots", "open us the chance which is sadly in the Students' Association merely in "response" to the education funding, Fort Garry commissions to look into the By James Crampton and told the student to cut it; Liberal candidate Dr. Laurie effectiveness (see S.Wiebe 'bout them Jets? doors", and "ap- afforded to only a few na- executive elections last year, he did," Olsen said. woman's allegations, Dedi If you listen closely in proachability". If they can The right to vote is not a tions. and although apathy in a col- said. Evans charged recently. story) of government funding The pornographic video While addressing 160 of the post-secondary institu- any of the halls, cafeterias, come up with some effec- God-given privilege. It is a All over the world people lege or university election is tape may have been stuck in students and staff in a three- tions is "rather frightening". or the library at Red River tive ideas: great. right that has been earned at cry out for the right to vote. anticipated, the turnout was the customer's VCR, Olsen party debate at the University The provincial government you can hear such pro- Meanwhile in the lion's one point in a country's The persecuted masses of still abysmal to say the least. said. of Winnipeg last week, Evans should keep out of the boar- vocative mumbles as, den of the SA offices, history, usually by bloodshed Eastern Europe, the down- This year RRCC students Domestic electronic repair N.O. Trip said the province has drooms of universities and in- "Yeah, I might vote. I can't Roger Procyk claims that and insurrection. It is a right trodden of South America, the have a unique opportunity: we students work on customer's mismanaged the education stead turn to a realistic ap- stand the NDP," and, "grassroots" communica- that is constantly protected at exploited and deprived people can vote in both a college ex- VCRs, they don't dub tapes, Cont'd from p.1 system, duplicated courses far proach to planning, he said. "Huh?" tion is doomed because it several points in a country's of Central America, and the ecutive election and a provin- he said. too many times and driven the "The management at funds But there are students out relies on "energy expending history, almost always by exploited blacks of South cial election in the span of six "It wasn't like everyone was military force. "It's common practise to "It's a bit steep but I quality of education into should be left up to the univer- there who do care. Hall methods". Africa all yearn for and die for days. told about the trip," Cramp- Well. Roger should know Voting is a right that we So let's not squander this find tapes in there (VCRs)," haven't compared costs with mediocrity. sities' board of directors...it Talk interviewees were at the very rights we take for ton said. about these things. After all, should not take for granted, opportunity to endorse he said. other places," she said. "It's time to bite the should be their decision," he least aware of the election. granted. Olsen, who said he has no The bottom-line for a col- In comparing RRCC to the Projector Feedback results he is the voice of experience although our society is guilty The right to vote is the most democracy. On Thursday, lege of Red River's size is that bullet," he said. said. idea who complained, called two universities, the trip to A Liberal government, he from the last issue suggest among the candidates. In of doing just that. important of all fundamental April 21st, cast your ballot in the SA executive shouldn't go New Orleans ranked as the NDP Education Minister fact, Roger has so much SA The right to vote means the SA elections and on Tues- the allegations "some sort of said, would treat post- Roland Penner said the that some students are con- human rights. to conferences that cost that most expensive outing for a experience that he qualifies more than just marking a day, April 26th, exercise your campaign to stir up trouble." secondary education in the government's funding increase cerned about the SA and Barely eight per cent of Red much, he said. Student Association. where student money is go- for the frequent flier pro- ballot with an "X" and drop- River College students franchise in the Manitoba Pat Fraser, the women's co- "They should have only province as an investment, not of 4.5 per cent this year will ping it in a box. Voting gives University of Winnipeg paid a cost, and fund 90 per cent of ing. • gram. bothered to cast their ballots general election. ordinator at Red River, was taken three," Crampton said. $5,700 for two conferences, allow universities to maintain Fine. So there are nine So there's the election in the maintenance of education. services. also contacted by the Collins, who challenged the from a $675,000 Student students who are now runn- a nut shell. 1 anonymous complainant. executive trip to New Orleans Association budget, David The Liberal funding scheme The New Democrats, Pen- ing in the race against And on April 21 you will The complainant wanted at the last general SA meeting, Trujen, SA internal co- would, he said, change the ner said recently, has made a apathy at Red River. These make a decision. Tom Olsen to lose his job, feels the SA executive was less ordinator said. face of every post-secondary committment to RRCC brave souls must slug it out Or, at least, 7.2 per cent wanted media attention and than accountable. University of Manitoba paid institute in the province. maintenance in the learning between now and April 21 of you will. Feedback demanded that the women's "We (councillors) didn't $4,471 on four conferences Conservative MLA Charles resources centre. I co-ordinator enforce even know who was going on from a $1.5 million Student Bin (Fort Garry) countered "Red River has received disciplinary actions, Fraser the trip," he said. , Is there a fair selection of YES Union budget, Cliff Packer, the Tories would return pro- high increases in funding over 1 qualified candidates for SA said. "They just sort of went and SU accountant said. vincial institutions to their the tenure of this The woman was "a bit ex- never told us." Red River Community Col- former grandeur by reassess- government," he said. , executive positions? NO treme" considering she got it Karen Kirkhope, an SA lege paid $6,000 for their con- second-hand, Fraser said. councillor, exemplifies the e9a/thi ference trip to New Orleans, Fraser said the woman got reaction of councillors to the from a $1 million Student angry at her for not doing issue in saying that they are GlP c,e,„c I Comments: Association budget, Don Thursday, April 21, 1988 is more. satisfied. Hillman said. Dail-LAT/4y election day. Polls are open from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Check I your local bulletin board for Student Elections information on division poll- Please return your responses to the Projector mailbox in AS STUDENT- ASSOC 1471 oPi Cont'd from p.1 ing stations. the SA office, Room DM20. PRES iDGArr vow Tv Do She also said parking should and the faculties to ensure a Guzzo is a first year be assigned on a first come multifaceted flow of com- Business Administration stu- ComE THIA16- AeouT —first serve at the beginning munication between the dent. 5 •4. Ere- Cul-Ws of the year. various publics," Courtney lqbal Jhass said his interests Croin1C. "I feel the people who really said. lay in accounting and the posi- ON THESE' need funds from Student Aid Courtney is a first year tion of treasurer would be an Staff Students Slam SA are just not getting it. I intend Creative Communications stu- KPEftis IL Editor-in-Chief David Somers opportunity to expand his 7 be beneficial to the entire stu- to do my utmost to correct this dent. She has an Honors knowledge and put his CoNFERrNice5 News Editor Anthony Connolly By David Somers SA and another was gracious situation," Bowers said. political science degree from knowledge to work. 1 rl Entertainment Editor ....Joanne Faryon enough to drop of a Feedback dent body." -10 Students: 19 SA: 1 Some of the Feedback com- Bowers is a first year the University of Manitoba. "I will have no problem 7146 USA... Sports Editor Jason Bell form that didn't make sense. Creative Communications stu- A ripple of student protest The day after the story ap- ments against the SA: "Can't She is also RRCC Student putting in the necessary time Production Diana Giesbrecht splashed against the doors of dent. vice-president of the Interna- or`i peared (sensationally thrown two people carry one binder? and will be able to assist any the SA office in the form of 19 What about the long-needed Anne Courtney and John- tional Association of Business position in the SA that needs ONJE Prof SELF 70 across the front page and The Projector is written and compiled every two Projector Feedback forms say- editorial) an irate student furniture in the Tower Paul Chomichuk are running Communicators. help," Jhass said. VOTE weeks by Red River students for Red River SEE ir- IT 15 ing that six SA members are office to for public relations director. Running for treasurer are Jhass was formerly in the AS iF students. II you have any comments regarding the phoned the Projector Lounge?" too many to send to con- "It is ridiculous to think Courtney said one of her Romano Guzzo and Iqbal Computer Analyst Program Won-Tt+ IT . You paper, please contact us in Trailer 'K' next to the voice his complaint. main priorities would be to student parking lot. ferences. "I'll write a letter to the that we allot $10,000 to send Jhass. and is presently a first year kisALLY The question was raised make students aware of what Guzzo said his accounting government and complain. our SA to conferences when a Business Administration stu- cAtte —Yes, Larry, there Is an Alana. when six SA members saw the SA does, how it functions, major is a valuable asset for a dent. t And I'll ask for a refund. I university four times our size and how students can com- New Orleans and went to a wouldn't come here again," allots $3,000." treasurer. college conference at the ex- municate their concerns to the "I believe I am responsible the anonymous caller said. "Corrupt!" There you have it, students pense of Red River students. , "Sports gets cancelled. SA executive. and dedicated enough to per- willing to devote time and The Feedback comment in One student supported the goes on trips." "It is vital to have close con- form my duties in a profes- energy to make the school a support of the SA: "It could tact with the SA, the students, sional manner," Guzzo better place for everyone. (0 list PEA-licnny ( 1; t"tc-c7 ) Page 4 Monday, April 18, 1988 rt Monday, April 18, 1988 'Page 5 A Day in the Life of... Diversions The Buffalo Herd Luck Reaps Stone Watermelon BUFFALO By Roger Procyk gold in favor of silver and from her high school yearbook stone Press. He thought her uncanny and anything but There are millions of ways black, and a bracelet she wore without her permission. work was fine and Turnstone cliched. to become a professional reminded one of zebras. Well, one might forgive published her collection of `The No Place Bar and SANDWICH , BA writer but RRCC students in Braun told of being 29 and Braun if, in the midst of shock stories. Grill' tells of a couple who the Green Lecture Theatre last beginning the mid-life depres- and mid-life crisis, she decided She aspires to write for the move to Kingdom, North Wednesday heard a doozie. sion that turning thirty brings to sue for thousands. But she universal audience, believing Dakota and build a bar in the Writer Lois Braun was on. She hadn't written since did even better. She read her middle of a potato field in the reading from her short story high school and she wasn't old story and decided that if that a writer should be more collection A Stone about to begin again—even than a 'rural Manitoba country. This unusual notion she could make fifty bucks for is based on a real place just Watermelon when she explain- though she was wondering if the trash she had written then, writer'. Her settings now in- ed how she became a writer. the only career life had in store she could produce much better clude Canada's west coast and across the U.S. border. (Braun Her story might well have for her was teaching (which stuff now and make who- Mexico. The two stories from drew laughs telling the au- started with "Once upon a she still does). With the big know how much. Her conclu- which she read are set close to dience how to relate to the time..." home in the hills along the 1 30' knocking at her door and sion was well-founded. Her customs officials: Border Braun is a tall woman . with collection of short stories won Manitoba/U.S. border. Guard—Where are you going short, straight, brown hair and Braun wondering how she in the U.S.? Canadian—No. could spin the straw of her life her a nomination for the 'Three Crows Dancing' is glasses rimmed in dark-red Governor General's Award. Place. Guard—Carry on.) The minimal frames. She was into gold, lo—a package arriv- written like a sigh. It focuses on a farm wife in a love wife builds the bar while her wearing a black wool sweater ed like Rumpelstiltskin in the She calls herself lucky. retired crop-duster husband over black cords. The cords mail. It was only a book. After Rumpelstiltskin she took triangle with a milkman and a were tucked into red leather But wait. creative writing courses. She mean-spirited husband who dreams of dusting the ef- boots and the sweater, with It was more than a book—it also joined the Manitoba orders her around from the feminate dancing 'insect' that bright designs on two hip was a book AND a cheque for Writer's Guild and applied to two-way radio in his Ran- their son has become. This pockets, covered a red fifty dollars. The book was an be paired with a more ex- chero. The story is written story and the first demonstrate turtleneck. It gave the impres- anthology and contained a with a sensitivity that an imagination and a percep- sion that she was fond of red story written in Braun's perienced writer. She was mat- understands why we tion that make one want to and black. Even the band on maiden name. The story had ched with David Arnason who sometimes have to cry over read all of the stories in the her wedding finger eschewed been taken (can you believe it) had connections with Turn- spilled milk. It is evocative and collection. By Joanne Faryon because you can see them Further along the counter, It's 9:51 a.m. You're tired. behind the counter. Their someone orders a hotdog. You're in a hurry. You need names are known to few. "Maybe trying to beat the something. You have 10 Revealed at last, they are Bev noon-hour rush," you think. minutes to find it. Pascoe, Ellen Williment and You see all the makings of Timeless Good Comedy You look around. It's not Millie Jowett. They work the sandwiches. You wonder who there. Then, like a beacon in a Buffalo. put them there. By Marc Grant cold dark night, you see The line is moving quickly "I start at 10 a.m. and I get it—the Buffalo. now. These women know their ready for the lunch crowd," Paul Osborn's 1920's com- morons. David does not let end. Finally, Matamoros' You try to beat the crowd, jobs. Williment says. edy play, Morning's at Seven, Esther ever visit the family, so Homer recalls a young Jimmy The but they're already ahead of Jowett is a 10-year veteran. Your time is almost up and is proof that good comedy—if she sneaks off to get a peek at Stewart. you. You'll do anything to get Williment joined the crew over if you don't leave now you'll well acted—is timeless. Myrtle. The set, two two-level Communication in front of them. You say eight years ago and Pascoe be late for sure. But your The final play of MTC's Upon meeting Myrtle, who houses seen from the you're with the band, but it was recruited from the rank of curiosity is a more powerful season is about four sisters, is as sweet as syrup and honey backyard, also has a lot to do Reserve doesn't work. RRCC's cooking students over force than your need to be Cora, Aaronetta, Ida and on a marshmallow, the family with the enjoyment of the The aroma is familiar. Your seven years ago. punctual. You see the soup. Esther, who have lived next is more at ease, but Myron's play. Set Designer Brian Per- A summer in the Forces nostrils begin to twitch with You move along the line. It's steaming. It's odorless. door to each other most of indecision to marry her thrusts chaluk has created a very anticipation. You squeeze the Everyone is surrendering their It's brown today. You wonder their lives. Aaronetta, a the family into some hilarious realisitc environment for our is more than a job. It's a sweaty coins in your pocket cash to Pascoe. You know it's where it comes from. spinster, lives with her sister situations. characters to move about in goodbye, reluctant to give a fair exchange. You wonder "Upstairs—the cooking Cora and Cora's husband, The whole cast is fabulous, and should get some form of fascinating experience. them up, but desperate for the how Pasco:: is able to keep students make it," Jowett Thor. Next door, Ida and her especially the performances of award for his work. It's a morning fix. track of every nickel and every says. husband, Carl, wait for their Frank Adamson (Thor), shame that the set will be gone THE SUMMER YOUTH You stay at the end of the dime. It's 10:02. You have what 40-year-old son, Homer, to Claude Bede (David) and when the play has finished it's EMPLOYMENT PROGRAM line. You wait. You watch. "We're usually busy, but I you came for. You turn away visit home with his fiance of 12 Diego Matamoros (Homer). run on April 30. You wait and watch. years, Myrtle. No one in the This summer the Canadian Armed like it and I like the people. It from the Buffalo, careful not Thor could have been the Morning's at Seven is the Forces is offering students summer Finally, the line is moving. makes the day pass quickly," to spill. entire family has ever seen cliche of a loudmouthed, perfect play to see if you have employment with the Reserve. You know you're getting cloSe Pascoe says. Myrtle, and everybody is sometimes cranky old man, never been to one before. This program is available to all young curious to see what might be but Adamson plays it with a You'll be amazed at how Canadians looking for a challenging wrong with the girl. flair that is evident as soon as engaging it can be. This leads and rewarding experience. Selected The fourth sister, Esther. the curtain rises. Bede plays us to the recommendation that candidates will follow, for a minimum of lives up the road with husband his sarcastic character David this is a comedy for everyone. six weeks, a training program which Horrorscopes David, an ex-professor, who to such a believable extent that It will have you laughing from includes: chinks the family—and it was shocking to see him hug start to finish. See it. Scale: • general military training everyone else on Earth—are his fellow players at the play's nine out of ten. • physical fitness • first aid training By Clarence Voyance and LEO SCORPIO • weapons training Ms. Tysism (July 23-August 22) This is a unique opportunity to acquire (October 23-November 21) technical and physical training while What seemed lost will be You will gain popularity. discovered. Look for the "rot- being adequately remunerated. Scenario highlights intimate Stacey Q, Wanna To participate in the Summer Youth ARIES ten thing" in the refrigerator. conversation with member of Employment Program, you must have Tupperware and mold play a the opposite sex. Avoid so- attended, during the present school (March 21-April 14) significant role. The stars are a little vague meone who had onion soup in AQUARIUS year, and intend to attend during the next on your sign. They warn of a 'he Buff today. school year, a high school or other large, unattractive man named GEMINI tJanuary 20-February 18) Be Madonna institution of post-secondary education. (May 21-June20) Pay close attention to the In addition, you must be 17 years of age Howard who will change your as of July 1st and apply at your local life forever. Be prepared. This promises to be a calendar now. You will find Stacey Q-Hard tinues on with "Favorite material. that the box of condoms in Things" (somewhat reminis 'I Love You" starts things Canada Employment Centre or at `nothing' period in your life. VIRGO Machine the following address: Just stay Pt home, crack open your underwear drawer has an 'cent of the Supremes), "Kiss It off on the second side and (August 23-September 22) SAGITARI US expiry date. Imagine your sur- (WEA) All Goodbye" and "Don't one of those foamy amber Intimate friend DEMANDS guess what? It's a dance track. It's your For more information, contact: things and relax. Enjoy it (November 22-December 21) prise. Dirty diapers and alter- by Harry Schwartz Make. A Fool of Yourse , ' So is "Temptation" and 735 (Winnipeg) all of your time and attention. native means of birth control All four are your basic syn • Communication Regiment while it lasts. You should draw the line at Emphasis on popularity and Just when we thought the "After Hours" as Stacey Q, choice, creativity—especially when the play prominant roles in your thesizer dance songs that lack Minto Armoury some point. Be firm. Ask for fut tire days of the Madonna wanna- or, I should say, Q does what your 969 St. Matthews Avenue Red Cross phones for the third much substance and that use she does best and that is punch Winnipeg, Manitoba the keys to the handcuffs. be's were over, Stacey Q its us lyrics merely as a reason for future. TAURUS time this week and you come with another reminder that we out that driving dance beat to R3G 0J7 783-4758 the sexpot vocalist to be 011 (April 20-May 20) up with another excuse not to still have a long wait in store. the point where we can't help give blood. Swiftness is a virtue! If If you can't find a dance stage. One could get the but want to dance. ratet travelling down Logan on PISCES floor hit on her latest album effect from a mannequin ana a She also tries her hand at THE April 21, 22 and 25 between CANCER you may as well drum machine but it just rap with the title track but 4*:t (February 19-March 20) Hard Machine the hours of 10 a.m. and 6 (June 21-July20) LIBRA have both of your legs remov- wouldn't be as life-like...or doesn't quite cut it, and she -Vic CANADIAN p.m., you can SPEED. The (September 23-October 22) You discover your taste is would it? also changes pace with a Scenario highlights travel. CAPRICORN ed because if it's one thing that cii ► iii( 4. ARMED FORCES cops will be absent. (This only Domestic adjustment maturing. You become Stacey Q does on her latest "The River" closes off side ballad at the end. (I guess she Focus on cars and danger. Ex- (December 22-January 19) strangely attracted to the applies to those born on rainy citement abounds in the form featured. Nick Hill and the album is churn out dance one on an aggressive note as was tired from all that danc- days around noon, so don't Wyvoda Carpet girl play para- You run the risk of spon- gentlemanly good looks of Er- we hear some highly filtered ing.) The song "Another of a high speed flee from taneously combusting today. nie "Mr. Dressup" Coombs. material. blame the zodiac if you get police or an exciting weekend mount roles. Avoid low She starts things off with a guitars embellishing the beat- Chance" isn't all that bad as CAl2 caught.) Stay away from open flames Tickle Trunks and counselling for two in Detroit. budget advertisers. and gas furnaces. rather sterile synth-pop tune box sound in a way similar to it's nicely arranged and or: are highlighted in your future. called "Good Girl" and con- much of Samantha Fox's chestrated. Page 6 Tickle Trunk Behind the To moms,he'salifesaver.But his familyhe'sErnieCoombs. to allofus,he'sMr.Dressup. By JasonBell crafts, crazycostumesand children withmusic,artsand entertaining Canadian television foralmost22years Dressup, hasbeenonCBC while. The Man residence everyonceina cess." says. with othershows,"Coombs sense ofhonestythatlacks is thatthereabasictrust, friendly gueststhatpopbyhis television inPittsburghona always thiseasy. old-fashioned railwaydepot, which heplayedMr.Dimple. show entitledDimpleDepotin my wifeoperated,"hesaid. and therewerepuppetsthat and alsotheatreacting.I called ButternutSquarewhich and thendidanothershow just becomeagrandfather, children's T.V.,"hesaid. until Ifinallystuckto is themanwedon'tknow. for CBCwithFredRogers, knocked aroundforawhile all know,whileErnieCoombs eventually becameMr. who havewatchedhimfor much tothedismayofpeople Dressup." To childrenhe'sahero. Ernie Coombs,a.k.a.Mr. Success indeed,butitwasn't He startedinchildren's "One thingaboutourshow "That's oursecrettosuc- "The showfocusedonan The Mainebornactorhas "Then in1963Ididashow "I studiedincommericalart Mr. Dressupisthemanwe Winnipeg, Manitoba 2000 MainSt. 339-2001 Parkside Ford MUSTANG Ltd. Lease: $249.50/month 1988 Buy: $318.10/monthplustax CALL for moredetails Ken McKenzie years andstilldon'tbelievehe said. they hadbeenteasedatschool could possiblebe60yearsold. problems withbeingcalled other things,"Coombssaid. my work.Otherfathersdo kids wouldcomehomesaying been 22years.Iremembermy charming man. grandfather, artist,or children, andaslongwe're over thelasttwodecades. show hasn'tchangedmuch said. make aquickdoubletake,"he me...boy, theywouldsure who Iwas.Whentheysaw their teens,they'dbring like it,really. ed himforsomanyyears. whoever heis,sureisa Ernie Coombs,Mr.Dressup, while." honest, we'llbeonfora say thingsthatinfluence sion starbecauseitwas special. IforgetI'matelevi- towards them,"hesaid. have tokeepitfocused Mr. Dressupallthetime.• I wasontelevisionandit for havingasissyfather,"he something Ineverreallyplan- really don'tthinkI'mallthat friends homewhodidn'tknow ned on. He saidhehasnoidentity One thingisforcertain,as Basically, Coombssaidthe "It's hardtobelieveit's "I wouldjusttellthemthat It's nowonderwe'vealllov- "The showisspecial,butI "It's forpre-schoolerssowe "When mykidswerein "I justlearnedtoacceptit.I "I havetorememberthatI N small crowds.Mr.Dressup away fromplayinginfrontof By JasonBell aren't smallinnumber,justa thrives onit.Onlyhiscrowds day afternoon,April10atthe bit smallinheight. day toapackedhouse,most the firstofthreeshowsthat the Mr.Dressuptroupeplayed Centennial ConcertHallwhen of whowerepre-schoolage. had watchedontelevisionso cried outtothenicemanthey tune, childrenscreamedand many timesbefore. familiar Dressupopening everything neededtocapture the attentionofeverychirping toddler. Thetickletrunk,with picket fenceandsunny-sky its flowerydesigns,awhite house adornedthestage. background, andthetinytree- Mr. Dressup stage withthesameenergy that hemusthavehadwhen some twenty-twoyearsago, the showfirstairedonCBC wearing ayellowplaidshirt, tan chinosandbrightblue Converse sneakers. number totheshow,akindof welcoming songthathadthe the olderaudiencemembers, word 'hello'initalot,mostof the parents,musthaveunited gentleman's voicemayhave wonderful! Thekindly in theirthoughts.Itwas been abitcreaky,butitwas decades, noonecouldhave aged anyinthelasttwo nontheless moving.Ifhehad noticed. puppeteer JudithLawrence) Casey andFinnegan(with and theystolethechildren's formances, thistourfeatured attention. Fromtheopening sequence, Casey'srosycheeks ears madetheshow. and Finnegan'sever-flopping members, mostofwhichby T-shirts, clappedandsang showtime weredressedin their waythroughthe Dressup sweatshirtsand dience say,"Howdothree to hearonemotherintheau- the wordstothesesongs?" and fouryearoldsremember some oftheparentsthemselves Even moreamazingishow they listenedtoaskids. remembered thewordsthat Trunk Song. Most performerswouldshy was abletoholdtheaudience's attention wastoincorporatea Such wasthecaseonSun- show itself—getthechildren lesson helearnedfromthe As thecurtainopenedto The simplesetconsistedof Dressup dancedontothe As hebeltedouttheopening Unlike otherWinnipegper- The youngaudience On fantasticwayDressup It wasintriguing Tickle involved. the audiencewereinstructedto enchanted islandafterthe the sail,andhelppaddleto help pulluptheanchor,put in whichDressup,Caseyand crowd criesofdelightaswell ed directions.Allthroughthe wind hasmysteriouslychang- buried treasure,thetykesin jobs forthemtodo. as arduousheavesatthe Finnegan wereouttodiscover loved theirparts,andDressup could beheard.Thechildren Weight oftheanchorandsail was generousinhandingover gested afewgoodsafetytips jump onabed,evenifyouare came tovisit,andalsopointed two bearswhenGrannielocks put outattheresidenceof sure ablockparentsignwas balloon forasword,made to hisfollowers.Heuseda in whichDressupexpertlysug- out thatyoushouldnever testing ittoseeifistoohard, of theshowwaswhenDressup too softorjustright. song, DownbytheBay. invited guestmusicianJim guitar loudly,andDressup, Parker onstagetohelpsingthe of theDressuptunes. the audiencesangwhole- Casey andeverymemberof mond, strummedhisacoustic Parker, maybethemostcolor- heartedly tothemostfamous ful dressersinceDonnyOs- shake-rattle-and-rolled inthe shone through.Momsand to thebestofmusic. background, floppinghisears just didn'tmatter.Evenwhen dads cried,childrenshrieked, and Dressuptogetherwereno and stilleveryonesang.Parker Dressup spritualityreally singers nevermissedabeat. Simon andGarfunkel,butit ding ovationbutthecrowd was justtooshorttonotice. Parker brokeastring,the chose thenot-so-familiar left thestagemomentarilyto public appreciation,Dressup crowd. let Parkerdoasolonumber. cheering again.Thefrenzied waters, butinnotimeatallhe was treadingintounknown hesitancy ranthroughthe the MagicDragon, had thechildrenclappingand Birthday by Whitman versionof kids wouldhavesalutedaSlim Through theprivatevoyage Also interestingwastheway The mostmemorableevent Even mutelittleFinnegan There mayhavebeenastan- It waswiththissongthatthe The talentedyoungsinger With theonslaughtof Some mayhavefeltParker this time,and and a Happy Puff RAW guitar. ArockedoutMr. stage wearingapunk-syleout- People Eater, paced renditionofthe somewhat traditionalcrowd. than BillyJoelinLeningrad. a bittoomuchforthis tage oftheirframemind. cert hall. warmed uptothis80'sMr. Dressup mighthavebeenjust fit andholdingafakeelectric lighters litupalloverthecon- He wasbreakingmoreground Dressup quicklytookadvan- But theunsurecrowdquickly contemporary, he'snow!" Dressup. PlayschoolBic of cautiontoyou,Mr. would suitMr.Dressup,but Maybe forashorttimethis Stay real;thebrightlightsof not overthelonghaul.Aword handed outassortedbonesto Boneman Song the concertincluded huge dinosaurbonebutthe Hollywood wouldn'tsuityou. Dressup: Don'teverchange. Two Bearsstorywascute,ex- dog istoocushionyand the ground.Thelifeofashow poor muttcouldn'tliftitoff Finnegan. cept forthefactgrannielook- walk himmore. leisurely. Caseymighthaveto with thebaldpateandgolden ed morelikeHulkHogan, character actor,becomingthe hair fromtheearsdown. old ladyrightbeforeoureyes. character, hecouldpull quickly asheentereda Some childrenmayhavebeen Dressup wastheconsummate of themanyskitswaswhen himself out. would neverreturn,butas saying thattheygavehimgas. Casey offeredMr.Dressupa frightened thatMr.Dressup pear toeat.Dressuprefused, tasteful too! ing windseemfunny,and the embarrassmentofbreak- could givethem. ing insidethatfewothers Even Mr.Dressupcouldmake show fulloffunandadven- went homewithawarmfeel- the childrenandtheirparents entertain youngaudiencesfor show itself,athat formance wasasuccess.Both years tocome. hopefully willcontinueto was muchlikethetelevision ture, musicandlaughter.This As Parkerbeatoutafast- Someone yelledout:"He's Another excitingthingat The Grannielocksandthe Dressup gaveFinnegana The mostcomicalmoment All inall,the65minuteper- They hadbeentreatedtoa Monday, April18,1988 Dressup ranon where Dressup Purple e Monday, April18,1988 Wilcox "Faces"RedRiver drachmas Saturdaynight, By ShawnConner the SouthGymplayedhostto mainly totheconvertedwhen April 9. his infectionoffans. with "RiverboatFantasy", cover ofdarknessandopened band tookthestageundera act, EastMeetsWest.The less fanfarethantheopening smiles, glares,sneersand school chemistryteacher.That Wilcox lookinglikeahigh chuckles andhellbent-for- his faceinaseriesofleers, wide-eyed expressions. leather, shocked,cockyand amazing guitarwork,hisex- Tiger. blues—excuse me,rock'n' emotional commitmenttothe pressive faceconveyedan Terry Damyleyko,Greg roll—unrivaled by,say,Glass Smith, ColeenLough,Leah Cara Alatt,BrentMcDonald, Sigvaldson, MikeRamsey, call." White, Glenn Kotzer, John RRCC. Hisfriendis. of us." has afriendwhodoes. borg there. here forthetickets,about20 it." went toschoolatRRCC. see DavidWilcoxperformat who knewsomeoneelsethat friends don'tgotoRRCC. David Wilcox.Icouldn'tmiss friend whoknewsomeone from afriendof RRCC, scroungingtickets By JoanneFaryon from theirfriends. RRCC Students? The SAearnedtheir Wilcox arrivedonstagewith David Wilcoxpreached If youweren'twatchinghis Dean Orbanski,Todd Gerald Robertwasthere. Robert isn'tastudentat He doesn'tgotoRRCC. Norman Fridfinnsonwas They gotinwithalittlehelp Mark Corbettwasthere. "I foundoutfromaphone "I drove70milesfromAr- He doesn'tgotoRRCC.His More than500fanscameto ,,until hebegan,contorting "We justknewsomeone "Everyone Iknowloves to seeWilcox." the setprovedhimequally and light. sweat fromhisrock'n'roll ing thepaceofshowfast brow. Heworkedhard,keep- took thetimeto"adjusthis and rythmicoutbursts,Wilcox thesized ,backingtracksfor drums toplayalongwithsyn- away fromtherock'n'roll screamed.) Wilcoxstepped good hispromise,rockingthe to RRCC.Mostofthem face", wipingrock'n'roll basics ofguitar,bassand tion", acrowdpleaser.(Yeah, South Gymwith"MyEyes Bad! Theguybesideme Bearcat" and"BadReputa- band, inhisintroductionto point "Breakfast attheCircus". "Push PushPush"and Keep MeInTrouble", "Barefootin' ","Dothe "Cheap BeerJoint".Hemade cent ofstudentstonon- come upwiththeexactper don't. were there.Someofthemgo Carlosen andBuzzHobanson 'n' rolloutfit,notablues They gottickets. she said. students," KathyBortoluzzi, The daybeforetheconcert, SA, said. program coordinatorofthe judging fromthecrowd'sreac- said. grassroots level,"Bortoluzzi them tostudentsat tickets hadn'treturned. the signsaid:soldout.The to "return"theSAoffice. before theconcertfortickets sold," the office,buttheywere tickets tion, shesaid. ding toBortoluzzi. the SAonlybrokeeven,accor- the SouthGymtocapacity, As ashowcaseforhissongs, Between guitarpyrotechnics Wilcox wassuretomakethe They weretheluckyones. Wilcox fanswaitedtwodays "I don'tknowifIcould The eventwasstillasuccess, Even thoughWilcoxfilled "It wasarealmixedbag," "We "C &ISaleswereoutselling that hisbandwasarock she said. might bereturnedto had hoped some the all adept atthepartytunesas giving Wilcoxthefreedomto them—were tightenoughto more seriousones. three verynice(probably) drums, completethepictureof bass andMarcBouvetteon improvise. DavidRoseon keep theshowmovingwhile time. young menhavingagood West" fordoing"Gloria". band, localboys"EastMeets Beefs goouttotheopening The band—bothof All right,enoughbouquets. 11111 1*1 1111116611.r26666ISYealesion41•1•16IsairsIPINO Royal BankofCanada,QuebecbranchestheNational Canada EmploymentCentresforStudents,anybranchofthe of Canada,andattheFederalBusinessDevelopmentBank. 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by Movies to With Wilcox pho Good Book, By David Somers Saturday afternoon. I didn't caused trouble when I played Bad Movie know who this man was. in other people's bands. I Kansas. Conway loses his But in the dark hours of would have stayed a side-man By Anthony Connolly wife, his job and his identity Sunday morning, after a two otherwise. But it would make For years bibliophiles and while travelling this fast lane. hour concert and a twenty-five me sad if the audience only celluloids spoke of the perfect Like novel; like movie, the minute interview, I am now a saw me as a comedian. marriage. Like bagels and best scene comes when Con- David Wilcox disciple. "Hell would be a place with cream cheese, bad blues and way realizes his plight. He has One a.m. The new converts no sense of humor." bourbon; the novel and the been invited to a party by his and old followers make their Wilcox twists about on his movie were to be a match best friend Tad Allagash, way to the exits. Three star- chair. The last two hours made in heaven. Simple equa- played adequately by Kiefer struck young reporters wait haven't slowed him. He laughs tion: great book, sold millions Sutherland, to confront his for their turn to follow and asks questions. equals great movie, hence wife. Phoebe.Cates, who plays Wilcox's trail to the post- His bassist, David Rose, make millions. But in Conway's wife, says her only concert lounge. and drummer, John Bouvette, mathematics and marriage line in the film—a killer: "So Wilcox's oversized guardian lounge in chairs near the li- there are quirks. how's it going?" stands outside the lounge quor cabinet. They look like Bright Lights, Big City is a Conway laughs so hard that door. He inquires about the they stepped out of a Platinum quirk. A huge quirk: an awful his nose starts to bleed—due contents of the photographer's Blonde video. Wilcox looks marriage of words and film. no doubt to the rotting effect camera bag. like a loading dock foreman Bookworms and movie-freaks cocaine has on the nose sep- "No photographs of Mr. on a coffee break. should give Bright Lights, Big tum. Conway whirls in Wilcox." The contrasting image? City a wide berth, for Bright delight, as his world comes The photographer says the "We love it." Lights is for those who haven't crashing down around his roll was used up during the The music? yet read the book or haven't ears. From there, Conway performance. We are admit- "I get my ideas from ex- been home from sea to view a comes to terms with his loss of Hopper's Colors ted. perience and inspiration. I flick in eons. innocence and begins to climb The first person to greet us write all the time. Breakfast at the Circus Aptly subtitled, Bright out of the dregs of Manhattan is David Wilcox. He stands at "I play artistic chicken. A Lights should be penned: Trite to start anew. By David Somers cies, Apocalypse Now, tion without forcing it into the liquor cabinet and offers deadline really stimulates me. Lights, Pig City because the Great story. Should have M*A*S*H, and now Colors unrealistic directions. I'm a pressure man." There's a color conflict in Hopper is a natural to direct us a Jack Daniels. variety of styles from one song the line "layin' pipe, to satisfy movie is a well worn tale of made a great movie! Natuk, will all be remembered thanks We follow him to the couch. Are all your songs inspired? David Wilcox- woe simply infested with the Nyet, no way Jose: Bright L.A. to Duvall's depth and range. this type of film; Hopper has "No, I just thought there to the next. that woman." Rival gangs rule the slums He reaches out his hand. Breakfast at the Cir- The title track starts things cutsey-wootsey face of Lights is lousy. The main Sean Penn is another story. lived on the underbelly of "Dave," he says and waits should be a song called "Do Both arc excellent examples of L.A. fighting for the upper off in a story-telling manner as Michael J. Fox. As Jamie fault, say critics, is that the After narrowly missing the society and his respect for it for our names. the Bearcat." cus of how Wilcox comes across Conway, Bright Lights coke- film never takes off. Well, hand in the crack trade. A sub- Oscar nomination for his por- he describes an adventure any culture of 70,000 people shows. We sit down. He isn't happy What's in your Walkman (Capitol-E.M.I.) live and that is energetic and a snorting protagonist, Fox hogs Bright Lights forgets to even trayal of Madonna's husband The story itself is child would dream of and that pleasure to see. revolves around drugs and with the seating ar- right now? By Harry Schwartz would be breakfast at the cir- all the scenes and snorts all the bring its luggage; baggage in Shanghai Surprise (which fragmented, loosely rambling rangement—our eyes aren't "Nothing. Just a blank murders, cars and guns. won la Palme d'Or at the Can- One of Canada's most cus. With a soft and melodic On this album, though, you coke; nothing is left for the movie-goers have come to ex- from acts of violence to—sur- meeting. cassette. I like to listen to in- superb supporting cast. pect in a flick. Dennis Hopper's race nes Film Festival) Penn was renowned guitarists, David use of all the instruments, the also get to see musical styles through the squalid tenements prise—more acts of violence. He drops a wooden chair dividual tunes. Eurythmics. The novel, written by Jay There is no explanation of hungry for another meaty There is a plot, but Colors two feet in front of us. We are ZZ Top. Northern Pikes. Wilcox, has finally released an listener flows along from verse ranging from the blues ("The and back alleys of East L.A. album of new material and it's to verse like down a slow- McInerney in 1984, was ac- character, no motivation role. isn't about to fall back on it settled on the couch; Wilcox's "I won't name anymore. Song He Never Wrote") to witnesses the violence of the He found it. As Danny about time. flowing stream only broken up pop/reggae ("Invisible claimed as the 80's version of stated, no linking of dialogue too heavily. performance hasn't ended. Some of them are my friends. two rival gangs: the "Bloods" McGavin, the young and Known for his live playing sporadically by a catchy Shield") to rockabilly in- Catcher in the Rye: a story of nor thought. Fox begins the He leans forward. Our eyes They'll be upset if I leave them who wear red, and the brutal cop too impatient to And why is it that every in particular, Wilcox's studio chorus. misguided youth bent on movie via an inner dialogue, as meet. The same eyes that out." fluenced ("Let It Flow"). was the case in the book, then "Crips" who own blue. learn from Duvall's Bob American movie with two material is sometimes The album changes its flow It is this variety that enables destruction. The novel was darted and stared for two Your albums? lauded for its unique style, the drops it like a bad hit of acid. Gang members live and die Hodges, Penn is given free male leads ends up with the "I like to leave a long time overlooked but not for long, somewhat with songs like "On this Montreal-born guitarist to by their colors. female lead as little more than hours on stage. as his latest release, use of the secondary personal Characters, like Tracey rein by director Dennis Hop- What's next? The Ques- between albums. I don't like Breakfast A Roll" and "Fire In My stay fresh and appealing over The police are unable to an extra? To say the name At the Circus, shows off his prose, in the rites de passage Pollan's role, are introduced per to slug anyone within spit- tions. to be like a laying hen." Bones", a track which really these past few years instead of and dropped with hope (from control the situation; they are ting distance. Maria Conchita Alonso takes guitar virtuosity that for years lets Wilcox loose as he shows of a struggling Kansas-born The audience, Mr. Wilcox? Breakfast at the Circus? getting into a musical rut that writer living in harsh New the director) that they will live merely one more group with Together, Penn and Duvall longer than her scenes in the "I don't really look at the "Usually we record 16 or 17 we could only see live. Not to his truly remarkable talents. is almost impossible to get out guns. movie. say that he is of the Steve Vai York. Jamie Conway, the on in viewers' minds. Sym- brave L.A.'s forbidden ter- audience. But I could tell it songs for an 11 song record. That will certainly be a of. With this compilation of writer, is taken prisoner by the bolism is used heavy-handedly Robert Duvall adds another ritory, coercing, punching, The relationship between was a different audience here. This time we used everything fast and furious mold, but he highlight of future Wilcox bar room rockers, Wilcox cer- solid performance to his Penn's cop and Alonso's is more of a melodic and blues environment of New York, in the film while sparsely in the shooting and dealing with a "They sat back and listen- we recorded for Breakfast at tours as will be the sarcastic tainly has nothing to worry resume as the world-weary cop whole lot of ugly types who "homegirl" character suffers oriented guitarist exhibiting a "Layin's Pipe" which features bridled by his past and shackl- novel resulting in a deluge of ed. I played a few more the Circus." about. ed by the death of his mother. sappiness. who can be tough or lenient in wear the "colors". Ah, for the a senseless death at the hands ballads. Slower numbers like The producer? The imprisoning effect causes Bright Lights could have his search for respect from the good old days of Adam-I2. of the writers, Richard DiLello "Cheap Beer Joint." "I've had the same person, Conway to withdraw and to been a contender for the gangs. Hopper's direction is in- and Michael Schiffer. Perhaps The performance? Sadia, for all five albums. live a life of abuse and neglect. perfect marriage between lit Can Duvall do no wrong as spired. Taking the cameras in- the writers were trying to make "We have about five nights She's someone who's jude- Drugs become the key to and glitz but McInerney's an actor? In every movie this to no-man's land, he comes the point that things die so fast worth of material so we won't ment I respect. She helped set unlock his misery and mystery screenplay pays too much man makes it seems he was back with gritty, choppy in East L.A. that no one really get bored. If I'm scared I start up the band." of life in New York. But in- homage to the novel. Bright born for the role. Tender Mer- footage that gets in to the ac- cares. sounding boring. My stage David Wilcox? stead of freeing him, the drugs Lights, Big City's translation fright goes in waves. I don't "I'm from Montreal. I live serve to reroute Conway into from page to screen was an ex- try to kill it with substances." in Toronto. the catacombs of underground ercise not unlike dubbing terri- The road? "I'm single; you can say Demi Moore: New York. New York ble Japanese "Godzilla" "The travelling is taxing. that. My father was literally clubland and transvestites movies into English: Out of It's a fair drive from Thunder the father of this country. He replace mother's freshly baked sync, but with the best of in- Pregnant Yuppie Bay. I've been resting here in has children everywhere." bread and the wheat fields of tentions. Winnipeg. Your success? "I like places that are clean "I'm grateful for it. I keep By Marc Grant flashback to the two men is ex- those who would like to see and private. We were once my eye on it." The writers of The Seventh plained, but we're never really what Demi Moore looks like almost put up in a men's staff The oversized guardian tells Snowy River: Sign submit this for your ap- sure why Moore is there or both pregnant and naked (the washroom. Wilcox "the retailers" are proval: a pregnant yuppie is what she did. most frightening scene in the "I like meeting people on waiting. the only thing that stands bet- Moore's acting ranges from film—yecchh). Scale: five out the road." Wilcox stands. He shakes ween us and the end of the whining about her unborn of ten. Wilcox is known for his ex- our hands and remembers our Plenty of Horses world as we know it. baby to crying about her un- aggerated stage gestures, names. And why is this yuppie in- born baby. In every scene, Feldmanesque eyes and We walked out. I feel I By Jill Bemi manager's son, Alistair terested in saving the world? Is Moore continues her lament humorous facial contortions. know David Wilcox, and in Return to Snowy River is an (Nicholas Eadie). it because she feels that man about how terrible her life The image? the dark hours of Sunday mor- entertaining movie with Alistair's jealousy of Jim needs more time to redeem would be without a child. In "The facial expressions ning, I'm glad I do. beautiful scenery, a slightly leads him and many of his himself? No, it's because she all fairness, some of the blame complicated love story and friends to drive away all the wants to give birth to her first for her lament should go on plenty of horses. mountain men's horses. This healthy baby after several the shoulders of scriptwriters UNICEF CARDS Set in the Australian forces Jim to chase after them miscarriages. W.W. Wicket and George Highlands, this sequel to The through the Australian Unfortunately, Demi Kaplan, who also wrote the env AVAILABLE NOW Man from Snowy River Highlands. Moore, the yuppie, should wretched film, Spacecamp. centers around mountain The brilliant camera angles have focused more on saving The Seventh Sign has one man/drifter Jim Craig (Tom of the Highlands combined this film than her baby—for a saving grace—the lush Burlinson) and the love of his with spectacular horseback while watching the film felt photography. The film's open- FOR INFORMATION AND life, Jessica Harrison (Sigrid riding gave the audience a like the end of the world. This ing sequence and many of the 1111 breath-taking 100 minutes of "sign" related sequences scat- ORDERS CALL TOLL-FREE Thornton), the daughter of a is due to a script riddled with businessman played by Brian entertainment. holes and Moore's stilted ac- tered throughout have a Dennehy. The action/adventure in the ting. beautiful, rhythmic pace to Craig has returned home movie is carried throughout One of the major holes is a them that set them above the 1-800-268-6364 after an unexplained absence the movie, never boring the flashback sequence that takes rest of the film. to pick up where he left off audience. place at the time of the Christ. Overall, The Seventh Sign is with Jessica. However, their Return to Snowy River is a In the sequence we see Demi, horrid, but might be enjoyed love affair causes problems pleasing movie ideal for "The Stranger" and another by someone who likes bad between the mountain men, viewers of all ages and enter- of the prime movers in the religious thrillers. This film Unicef Canada ill Jessica's father and the bank taining to all who go see it. story. The connection of the might also be popular with Monday, April 18, 1988 Monday, April 18, 1988 Page 11 Page 10 Your Chance To Be ou etia. A Touch of Motown stitution." And asking twenty- D'Arby's own tribute to self- By Dennis Watson one bucks a ticket, he'll be indulgence, a song titled "As By Sue Doe Nim Toronto's Masonic Temple Spring and summer, the first date angst. Unless you are able to buy his own institution Yet Untitled". This long wind- Concert Hall was a good place before long. ed acapella ditty demonstrates seasons that we all want to offered a briefcase full of U.S. to be on the 20th of March to Indeed, D'Arby is really D'Arby's vocal range to its share with someone wonder- dollars—never go on a blind hear one of the hottest voices beginning to make a name for fullest at the cost of melody, ful. date. to hit the music scene since Unfortunately, relation- himself in North America. Re- modesty and momentum. A A friend likes to relate the Marvin Gaye. Terence Trent cent appearances on Saturday more successful acapella at- ships seldom develop without story of her one and only blind D'Arby gave the capacity the ordeal of the first date. date: he arrives an hour early. Night Live and Letterman, as tempt was Cat Stevens' "The crowd exactly what they had well as a hot video of his first First Cut is the Deepest" Various theories offer the first I have a towel on my head. He come to see: soulful crooning single, "Wishing Well" from which nearly brought tears to date as prolonged repenting of says: "I didn't know that you heavily peppered with sexual his first album, The Hardline yours truly. Sam Cooke's PRODUCTION the original sin. Regardless of were Egyptian." He was such suggestion. "Wonderful World", featur- According to Terence Trent what approach one has, few a geek, I asked for a private Playing primarily to a D'Arby, are making his name ing D'Arby and a lone guitar things can inspire that range of table at the restaurant, he crowd of "trendy" teenage household. A refreshing player, made for a chilling en- emotions like a first date. thinks I want romance. But girls with more money than change from the bubble-gum core. Women generally change I'm terrified that someone I shame, D'Arby wasted no As an indication of Terence between three and five times know might see me with this time in peeling off his T-shirt sounds of Madonna, Tiffany and (bleh!) Glass Tiger that Trent D'Arby's fast-rising prior to their date arriving. nerd. I had to leap out of the (Harley-Davidson, no less) are now polluting the airways popularity, the hall in Toronto MANAGER The number of changes is a car while it was still moving to and contorting his abdomen was sold out a week before the sure barometer of the date. avoid any lip contact. Ack, while the crowd shrieked and and music charts, D'Arby uses show and Minneapolis' First One change: nothing never again! declared their love for him. a Motownesque sound and an Avenue (Prince's bar) was also special; would prefer to stay I should mention that Granted his torso was sicken- amazing voice that is reminis- sold out well in advance of home and wax her legs—has although this woman is enjoy- ingly flawless, but the focus of cent of the great soul singers D'Arby's performance. If no expectations. ing connubial bliss with the show did tend to wander of years past. A modern funk D'Arby can stay clear of that Two-three changes: stan- another man, her blind date from D'Arby's brilliant voice influence is enough to keep aforementioned line of preten- or dard; likely has already waxed geek is now her accountant. at times. tiousness there will be no her legs—average expecta- Perhaps something good came A cynical viewer may have him from seeming like a living limits to his success. Of tions. of this horrid night after all. found D'Arby walking that time capsule. course, there are too many ex- Four-five changes: above Basically, following a few line between non-conformity Highlights of the show .course, in the music industry average; thinks this is simple rules will help reduce and pretentiousness. At a cluded the opening "S ign of success having nothing to something special—high ex- the odds of major first date point early in the show (he was Your Name" and the Smokey do with talent or ability. But if pectations. trauma: still dressed) D'Arby announc- Robinson composition, Corey Hart can make it soun- STATION Six and over: start searching NEVER wear anything new ed, pleading for more crowd "Who's Lovin' You?". In ding like Elmer Fudd, Terence the place for copies of Bride on a first date because you are response: "I don't do this to fact, there were very few dead Trent D'Arby should have his Magazine—dangerous mega- more apt to spill something, make money. I do this because spots in the well-rehearsed career guaranteed. Then expectations. especially if said garment is if I didn't I would be in an in- show, except perhaps for again, so should I. A friend advises never wear- white. Also, if the date is a ing a long scarf on a date complete disaster, it would be unless you plan on being a shame to never wear a new Isadora Duncan revisited. It outfit because it evokes pain- MANAGER seems she had a rather nasty ful memories. experience with a scarf. She NEVER take a first date to Check It Out... accidently slammed it in the a comedy club. This is akin to car door and was dragged attaching raw liver to your across the parking lot before neck and jumping into a pool her first date realized he had of piranhas. It is far too ex- By Sabrina Starr Check this out. There's this gardens and social. They're taken on extra cargo. He never haunting to your peripheral vi- Hey dudes! The Starr is still artsy kind of guy, Tedd going to pull this off all on the for asked her out again. sion to be constantly checking shining, and like, I can't same day. If you want to be a Robinson, who's like totally Men tend to worry more on what your date finds believe it. And what's like famous for doing strange part of this crazed-out event about 'factors that they cannot humorous. even more awesome is the things in contemporary dance. then run down to the cave to control. They wonder if their NEVER got to eateries that entertainment stuff that's And everyone's wondering sign up. It's $10 for the whole date's roommate will turn out serve pasta, ribs or have coming up. Like, get out of what he'll do next. You can, deal. to be the one that they never French service. The potential town. It's just totally the like, find out for yourself at called, or worse, the one they for food fiascos—and fires—is greatest. the Gas Station Theatre bet- * * * did. Most of these fears are raised ten-fold in these locales. ween April 20-30. All these groundless and that time Try to remain as mainstream really great dancers put on just Those wanna-be nurses would be better spent concen- and easy as possible when Check this out. Some ab- one freaked-out show. They from somewhere in the college tracing on places to go on a choosing that all important solutely brainy cats have made start groovin' at 8:30 p.m. But are having a social. But these first date and creative conver- first place to be shared just the coolest movie. Like, like, you might have to smash guys and gals are having a Lyp sation pieces. together. it's really weird but it's also piggy over the head to raise the By far the most important Synch contest too. Like yeah, Blind dates are the most funny. The title just blows me cash. It's $13 for adults and man, you can pretend you're perilous in the first date genre. thing is to relax and comfort away. Get this: Tales from the $10 for students. Like maybe just the hottest band. The big Not only are you distinctly yourself that if you survive Gimli Hospital. Some local you could just ask a friend night isn't until May 14 but disadvantaged not knowing this, the second date will be dudes made this flick and even who works for the money. you have to sign up early in what your date looks or acts much better. Good luck and acted in it. And it's cheap. Room AB22 for the contest. like, but you also face all the happy dating. * * * Like only three bucks man. * * * Check it out between April If socials are your bag, you 15-28. If you're a real keener might want to check these out. Don't forget to check out and have to go to bed early, There's a whole bunch of that rockin' Beer then like catch it at 7:30. If business type people from the Bash/Fashion Show April 22. A&R51/V c5-ruonv arS you're a real party animal then college who are having a What a brainstorm, man. you can see it at 9:30. It's at social. They call themselves that artsy building on the cot the Administrative Manage- Get up and soak up all these Roc& RoistL ner of Arthur and Bannatyne. ment Society (college chapter) fabo events all you Red River and they're having a car rally rock heads, and keep follow- * * * or crib tournament, beer ing the Starr! Soca Send resumes atten- et 4/P SYNCH COMTS1 What would Okin5 Otan sisi:pc you like to be tion of Doren Roberts Sly% tip t in 1413 when you grow up? at CMOR. Application PRI2E5 fri Av lig SArtd-AD fly ,

deadline is April 26. Rficc South Gym fi co (f31 7) • • • • • • • I • • • •"' V • 4 \ • a S „.r t , • fte • •••,,a.nta. N.,;;,•46.r.• ‘, •••:: Me " • Monday, April 18, 1988 Page 13 • 1.4•• clk• s!, • • 114'40 “•,.• .,,:: • • lt r • `iv •• • jn "fli• • s:•• „ea • .t,0 • .4..t. •" ttr: • • .;% s: • ‘...::"'"•••:.'''..;,n;-'he:44544. "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred. jealousy. boastfulness. disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence: in other words it is war minus orts the shooting." - George Orwell Expos Could, But Won't

By Jason Bell I have to quit kidding ting might be suspect. Look lead all players in runs scored, myself. for Montreal to go with him and steal 50 bases. The man Why do I tell myself that for much of the season, occa- called "Rock" (take a look at this is the year the Montreal sionally replacing him with his tree stumps for legs) is the Expos will make all of my utility infielder Tom Foley, the most talented player to ever dreams come true? Why is it Expos most important man wear an Expo uniform. Sorry that I insist the Expos have the coming off the bench. to all those Chris Spier fans. necessary ingredients to win Another young player will Mitch Webster is a fine the National League East divi- handle the short-stop position center fielder and will pro- sion? for the Expos. Luis Rivera, a bably have his best season as Since 1980, I have suggested speedy player with excellent an Expo. Webster is stroking the Expos are championship range will take over the duties the ball with power this yar, material, that maybe they from Hubie Brooks who the and he also covers the field could win it all. I think it's Expos feel can fill a hole in like a blanket. time I had my head examined. right field. Look for Rivera to Hubie Brooks will continue No more will I scream and have a great year. to contribute in a big way for argue the Expos have the best At the hot corner, third Montreal this year. Brooks is personnel in the entire Na- base, the Expos are strongest adjusting to right field tional League. I've been disap- with veteran Tim Wallach. smoothly and he will most Muscle Into pointed just too many times. t Wallach is easily the best likely hit over .300. They won't win. They can't defensive third baseman in PITCHING: the Weight Room win. There's no way. They're baseball. He guards the left Starters like Bryn Smith, destined to finish in the middle field line like a mother hen, Floyd Youmans, and Dennis Solvanson's position being ter- of the pack again, repeating almost never giving up the ex- Martinez will have to perform By Colin Corneau minated, the weight room was their disappearing act when tra base hits to his side. He has like they have shown they can. Red River's muscles aren't off-limits after 4 p.m. the all-important months of a great throwing arm, and is For the Expos to have a the only thing improving at the To make it all more accessi- August and September come. issued very few errors by the chance, the starting rotation North Gym's weight room ble, a student was hired last But just for the sake of league at his position. Wallach must win at least 60-70 ball facilities lately. fall to allow after-school use, posterity, let's take a quick is also the Expos' power hitter, games. The equipment and services following department of glimpse of what the 1988 Mon- and will definitely succeed in In relief, the Expos have have improved markedly over education approval. treal Expos have to offer their equaling or bettering his bat- Randy St. Claire, Tim Burke, the last two years despite The demise of Rob Young's diehard fans. ting totals from last year. He's Bob McClure, and Andy athletic staff cutbacks that job as athletic therapist made THE INFIELD: a strong candidate for the all- McGaffigan. All are ex- would appear to put a cramp way for a Fitness Appraisal At first base, the Expos are star voting, except for the fact perienced bullpen residents in the program. centre, run by instructors Jack in fine shape. Andres Galar- the fans insist on choosing ag- with an abundance of talent. Fortunately, the improve- Kaplan and Jack Rutherford. raga will continue to impress ing Mike Schimdt ahead of Manager Buck Rogers will ment hasn't gone unnoticed by More approachable than people this season, both at the him. try and pull the team together. students and staff—the weight Howard Manshein, the weight plate and defensively. He's a OUTFIELD: He's a highly competitive man room sees at least 150 people a room can be your stomping big, strong kid who led the Na- Tim Raines is one of the with innovative ideas and the day, according to facility at- ground by simply attending an tional League in doubles last best all around players in the respect of his team. tendant Karen Jamer (who orientation (dates and times year and should contribute in game and will carry the Expos That's the Expos for 1988 in stressed that they weren't all at posted in the North Gym) and a major way this year. as far as he can go. The fastest a nutshell. Looking it over, the the same time). getting a weight room card. The Expos have handed the man in the National League (I Expos seem to have the talei)t The new leaf turned in the Facilities and services are second base reins to youngster don't recognize Vince Col- to go all the way. This has got Lpring of 1986, when Red then yours free of charge. Casey Candael. Candael's eman because I hate the to be their year! River's varsity program fold- Given the $30 charge for the defensive abilities have never Cards) Raines will again Wait a second. Who are ed. The Students' Association two universities' weight rooms been in question, but his bat- challenge for the batting title, they trying to kid? was left with a $10,000 trust and Red River's excellent fund with which it bought new equipment, it's a bargain of weights at fire-sale prices from biblical proportions. a closing Fit Stop outlet last The weight room is in the May. North Gym and is open 8 a.m. Maple Leafs: However, with equipment to 6 p.m. Moh-Thurs., and 8 counter attendant Byron a.m. to 4 p.m. Friday. Hogtown Weenies CENTIPEDE By James Crampton The Shark The Toronto Maple Leafs ridiculed and scorned. They've Howard exercise his every are to the sport of hockey been called the Maple Buds, whim. what Marcus Brutus was to the Mainly Grieves, and, my If a prudent man had been Goes Belly Up in the owner's chair the Leafs especially the 10th, which friendship. (Look it up in Bill favorite, the Toronto Make- By James Crampton Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, Me-Laughs. The derision hurl- could have produced a winner. seems to be designed by a Nazi if you must.) ed at them is warranted. But Ballard's will has killed The first sign of spring is scientist. Unlike so many other The last time the Leafs won These disparaging corn- the team, year after year. He not the arrival of the first golfers, Norman never pulls the Stanley Cup, the Beatles ments are justified when you wanted Lanny McDonald out robin, it is the crumbling of himself from a rut. While were still together, Robert look at the team's record over of Hogtown. He quarelled Greg Norman at Augusta. Nicklaus and Crenshaw will Kennedy was still alive, the past two decades, both on with Darryl Sittler. He Like so many other golf turn adversity around and spit America was still in Vietnam, and off the ice. couldn't tolerate Laurie fans, I sat watching the in its eye, Norman chokes and and Man had not yet walked Even though they've Boschman's religious views, Masters Golf Tournament last gasps at the very sight of the on the moon. managed to field competitive and, worst of all, he instructed weekend hoping that Norman, dog-leg 10th. The year was 1967, our na- teams during the mid-to-late his GM not to draft Grant Australia's Great White Not that Norman is the only tion's centennial. The Leafs 70s, this current decade has Fuhr because he didn't want a Shark, would win the PGA's golfer to be tortured by won Lord Stanley's Cup with been a Gothic horror tale for black goaltender to wear the most coveted award—the Augusta. Sandy Lyle, _ the a pack of aging, toothless Harold Ballard's once-proud Maple Leaf. green jacket of the Augusta eventual champion last veterans (except for Dave franchise. A generation ago, every boy National Gold Club. weekend, almost lost it all on the last day when his tee-shot Keon) who defeated a much They've only made the growing up in English Canada Norman didn't win, of younger and more talented Final-Four in the playoffs wanted to play for the Leafs. course, but at least this time he on 18 went into a cruel sand once since 1967. They did so That sentiment has gone now. didn't crumple on the 18th trap. A great sand shot got Montreal Canadiens squad in green, clutching at his throat Lyle out of the sand and into a seven games, preventing Les by beating the New York When the Leafs said they Habitants from a second five- Islanders in a seven-game would choose Craig Simpson and cursing in an incom- green jacket. Had that hap- pened to the Shark, he would year dynasty. quarter-final series decided in first-overall in the 1985 entry prehensible Aussie dialect. No, he really wasn't even in have folded up altogether and In 1968 the Leafs pledged to OT by Lanny McDonald. draft, Simpson balked. He said unequivocally that he it this year. Perhaps he's been buried his head in the sand. • )- trr r • That was in the 1977-78 ;: 44 ('' ‘.• t61- t! ' .=.4.\-C.'wie start phasing out the veterans a • • t.15;1.:•r; t.:* .1.) at •"... •• )— /•••■ :r;:••••'1,14,•••Sitit '41.‘1.1; r .:••• ,t1ta wouldn't play for Toronto, spooked by the past two Norman tied for fifth spot • se: 1.4 ‘ Z.' e" trt k atr4 season, and, predictably, they and start re-building a new and in doing so, he humiliated Masters. The Shark, you see, last weekend, finishing four team to take on the challenges went down to Scotty of the ever-expanding Na- Bowman's French-Canadien the Leafs to the whole sporting loses more playoffs than the shots of the pace. juggernaut in four straight. world. Washington Capitals. He did earn $36,000, tional Hockey League. Unless Ballard loosens his But he's arguably the best however, which should be Well, it's twenty years later Ballard has a totalitarian control over the Leafs. The Stalin-esque grip on the team, player in golf. He's in his enough to throw a few shrimps and the job isn't done; for the another generation of Cana- prime, both technically and on the barbie back home in past two decades they've been team might be the only one in South Gym professional sports where an dian kids will sooner want to mentally. The problem is he Sydney. the unparalleled laughing- play in the Italian Hockey just can't win the big tourneys. But Norman knows that no stock of the NHL. owner calls all the shots, and where scores of managers League rather than skate at Norman has trouble with amount of money will buy a The luckless Leafs have Maple Leaf Gardens. the back-nine at Augusta, Masters green jacket. 3:30 to 7:30 pm been taunted and bullied, cower and grovel, letting fat Tickets go on sale April 18 in SA office. Page 14 Monday, April 18, 1988 Monday, April 18, 1988 Page 15

Don't go searching for the next In the past year he represented student interests in meetings with Finance Minister Eugene Kostyra and Minister president. He's right under your of Education Roland Penner. On your behalf, he met on , very nose! Classifieds numerous occasions with College President Gary Polonski. He successfully represented students in disputes with their departments. He represented your concerns on numerous Vanna White says "Win big ELVIS: You can read! It You can make the difference. The students voice. Darcy committees on and off campus as well as carrying out FOR RENT money" on April 29, 1988 sounds like you have a Fatal How and why, you ask? By Ballance for vice-president! when AMS presents a Attraction complex. How voting in the executive elec- the day to day duties of the SA president. For tions on April 21. You will On April 21, vote for a voice representation that's experienced and effective, "Wheelin', Dealin' Day". charming. It makes you seem with comm.unications ex- Events include: car rally, crib- all too human. I like to think want somebody who is Cozy 1 bedroom apartment. capable, responsible and perience. Vote Anne Courtney Hugh livingroom, bathroom bage tournament, beer that you wear boxing shorts to for Public Relations Director. gardens and a social. Advance bed and have a Philistine's dedicated to the job of and dining room. Air condi- treasurer. My name is tioning, hydro, cable, parking registration for car rally and taste for art. I had a craving card tourney at I lam to 1pm for mayo last night but I Romano Guzzo and I will help So much for my coffee money. and security doors—all for you to get the most out of your The SA gets the "perks". -The RE-ELECT $390/month. Sublet June 1st. today through Friday in front couldn't find your name listed of the cave. Only a limited no. in the ingredients. Yours in student fees. Vote Romano Plaid Leotard New lease July 1st. Phone Guzzo for treasurer. 338-7249. of tickets. So don't delay, get perpetual, cerebral obscurity- Do you know who's on YOUR those tickets today! Urusula K. LeGuin. ROBERT To all the students of RRCC: SA executive? Do you know what the SA does with YOUR KADAS Thanks to Joan K., David W., Please support my bid for the ROGER WANTED presidency of the SA. I am student fees? Do you know PERSONALS Pat P., Alison B., Chris S., that YOU have a say in these Kathy B., Brendan F., Les H., capable of inheriting and upholding the noble traditions matters? If you want to know Urgently require writers Barb M., Shirley M., Paul S., what's going on at YOUR col- PROCYK :apable of providing a regular Melita & Ericksdale: Happy Gord G., Andrew M. for your of those who have served Birthday you video vixens. before me. All I ask is that my lege—vote for someone who `eature column in ARTERRA, pledges. 10 laps. -Sparky will tell you. Elect Colette For a thorough & detailed job he monthly newsletter of Love your director and heat Gillianne & Dad. wife gets a new pair of shoes source. every other week. -Ferdinand Odowichuk for YOUR SA Canadian Artists' Representa- president. in office you couldn't ask for tion Manitoba, an advocacy Marcos. FREE BEER! Now that I have President of the Students' Association a better person. and lobby group for visual ar- -- . tists in Man. Applicants your attention...Hi! I'm Deb- bie Bowers and I am running should have considerable for vice-president of the SA. knowledge of the arts scene I'm a first year cre-comm stu- and event in Man. especially as dent and I want to hear from they relate to visual artists. you! Got a gripe? Let me Send current resume samples know-1 want to make VOTE of recent writing, type of col- next If you are interested in year the best year! On April umn proposed and intended 21, vote Debbie Bowers for securing a summer job - frequency of submission to vice-president. Tyrrell Mendis, Editor, BE SURE to contact ARTERRA, 221-100 Arthur Presumption of Death: the CEC office, Rm. C-211. St., Wpg. MB R3B-1H3. Anyone knowing the Information is There is no deadline. available regarding: ANNE whereabouts of one Otis Ear- • Regular summer job listings vin LaSalle, or having any in- ANNOUNCEMENT formation concerning the • Federal and Provincial Job Programs LET'S GET aforementioned party contact • Goldstein, Hamlisch & Career-oriented summer employment

DOWN • Out - of - town job opportunities COURTNEY Troubleshooters Sports Assoc. Washington, attorneys, bar- risters and solicitors. TO WORK in conjunction with the Take advantage of this service available Manitoba Provincial Election at: cordially invite you to a Sup- Curious Chick: Your insen- for port Your Party Party, Fri- sitivity knows no bounds. You day, April 22, 1988 at 49 must know that I've been dealt VOTE AND Euclid at Sutherland at 8 p.m. a staggering emotional blow Canada Employment Centre on Campus $7 per person. and am still reeling. Everyone Public Relations knows. -ELVIS Room C-211 Canadg Director IQBAL JHASS RURAL STUDENTS PLANNING TO RETURN TO THEIR RURAL ADDRESSES FOR THE SUMMER The Projector needs For those students who will be seeking employment in their local areas, good writers. a reminder that the following rural Canada Employment Centres will be for Communicating with you Lord knows we don't accepting registrations for summer employment. for you. have any now. Brandon Morden Steinbach Dauphin Portage La Prairie The Pas If you have any Selkirk Thompson TREASURER degree of talent Flin Flon r whatsoever, please You are welcome to drop by the CEC Office, C-211, to pick up student Ir=stration cards which you complete and take to your local office S contact the Projector you are available for work. editors in Trailer K. METRO WINNIPEG STUDENTS seeking Summer Employment

The Canada Employment Centre for Students in Winnipeg will be located The Choice is Your Vote Counts! in the Bestland's Building, 325 Main Street. With regards to registration forms -- no pre-registrations will be accepted -- clients are to apply Obvious directly to the CEC-S as soon as they are available for work. The student's choice is Canada Employment Centre on Campus, C-211 Students who will be returning to school and seeking summer employment

the student's voice. SIM are welcome to register with the office on campus. These registrations will be used to contact students after you have left campus regarding VOTE career-oriented summer positions. While you are on campus, it is your responsibility to watch the bulletin boards in your area for job postings as well as checking the job board in our office .regularly. All jobs You're the Key are not posted on the individual bulletin boards. DARCY Following is a sampling of positions now being advertised. Colette Sales Representative: Seeks student from Bus. Admin. (Mktg) or C&I to ourSuccess! for summer relief. some travel. BALLANCE Receptionist Downtown for 6weeks term -- Typing: 45 wam Secretary/Asst. Available May. -- Exp. in general secretary Odowichuk Project Manager duties - typing 45 wam - Prefers Bus. Education or Secretarial students. for p Administrative Distribution -- Driving Positions (14 vacancies) Must apply by April 22nd for COO e e e e e e e 4000 Serving Personnel Catering firm -- to work in private dining room, Vice-President e e e e 400 e e 400 Bartenders SA PRES 4110 400 400 e 400 4MP 400 4111. Fast Food Supervisors Grand Beach -- End of term to September/88 411110 4110 OM 4.10 4MIP CM AMP Convenience Store Some prey. supervisorial backgrd. Ordering stock, 4i1100or Supervisor scheduling staff, supervise staff of ice making operation.

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