WEATHER INSIDE TODAY: cloudy EDITORIAL ...... 12 «> pearC chlnce c:A rain HIF:. Low: 408 FOCUS ...... t6 STYL£ ...... 19 AlDAY: rainy SPORT$...... 23 HIF:.. Low: .as HUAAOR ...... 29 Ct.ASSIFIEDS ...... 31 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY ntURSDAY SEPTEMBER 22, 1994 VOL 72, N0.8 Allen mandates budget reduction plans

by Cyndy Liedtke JMU received $32 milUon from jobs eliminated. "I don't look news editor the state for its operating budget this forward to making those kinds of year, oearty $3 million more than the reductions," he said. Higher education, along with all year before. Every 2 percent cut Faculty would be the last group to other state agencies, may once again would be $640,000 less the look to for cuts ; n a worst case feel the pinch or budget cuts. university would receive in state scenario, Rose said. Gov. George Allen has asked all funds. Faculty pay raises will not be agencies. including public colleges Rose ~aid JMU would look at affected by the possible cuts. EZJN · and uruvers1ties, to prepare plans for previous plans the university made to according to Rose. The percentage possible bud~t cuts of 2. 4 or 6 c.J~T::T 's $$ prepare for possible budget cuts, and allotted by the Virginia General .. • Q percent for the fiscal )IC8r beginning that Lhey would have a new plan Assembly for raises is not part of the July I, 1995. Plans are due Oct. 17. ready io seven to 10 days. state's general operating budget It ~ to parole rVorm. all state agencies. Linwood Rose, JMU executive Regardless, the university will do comes from the central state including JMU, have been asked by Governor vice president, said, "1 like to think. what it can to impact students and appropriation fund. Therefore. AJJeu to rl\ake plans)n the c se of budget cuts of and I hope. higher education can academics the least. Rose said. "The JMU 's plans to go to a merit pay escape the budget axe this time." last thing we would do is affect system are not affected by the two four, and six percent. What this means for According to Mike McDowell, course availability," Rose said. possible budget cuts. JMU in actual dollars: spokesman for the State Council of Most cuts would have to come Tuition will also not be affected Higher Education for Virginia, from personnel, but not faculty, he by any of the proposed cuts. PER ENTAGE FEWER DOLLARS higher education has suffered cuts of said. A 2 percent cut would result in Raises in tuition cannot be used to $413 million since 1990. An a freezing oo hiring to fi II vacant jobs make up for any reduced funding, CUT F ROM S TATE additional 6 percent cut would mean but wouldn' t actually eliminate any according to law. $96 million less will go to Virginia current employees, Rose said. The General Assembly approved $ 640,000 public schools next year. But any additional cuts could legislation that caps tuition inc.reases "It would be very discouraging if require a reduction in current at 3 percent for in-state students and L1,2s o,ooo this came to pass. It would be a personnel. Wage employees would 5 percent for out-of-state students. hardship for many institutions," be looked at first and then full-time · McDowell said the governor McDowell said. He said many employees. Suppon staff cuts would restored $23 million to the higher schools might have to reduce be made next if necessary. services. BUDGET page 2 Rose said he does not want to see CJ GREBBI unior orri" Bridge to connect main campus with CISAT site by BeUy Smith The bridge wi II cross Interstate 81 and the connecting points to the bridge from both contributing writer empty directly onto the CIS AT campus just CISAT and from behind White and Weaver nortb of the Convocation Center, Knickrehm Halls. Building starts l • .!dents plannlng to take classes at the new said. Eventually, the road connecting the bridge JMU has already set aside S 13 million for College of Integrated Science and Technology to the CISAT campus will circumnavigate all construction of both the first CISAT building at new college will have an easier time getting there with a CISAT buildings and will connect with and connecting roads for the building. new bridge being constructed this fall. University Boulevard, he said. Knickrehm said. Costs for preparing the roads by Steve Lee The bridge will coo.nca from behind White State funds are supporting the building of to connect to lhe bridge are uncertain right and Weaver Halls. where there is now an the bridge. Lineberry said. The contract, now. staff w;iter extension of X-lot, to the new CISAT site. awarded to Fairfield Bridge Co., totaled $1.7 JMU set aside the money some time ago and Const.ruction of the first academic building According to Steve Knickrehm, JMU director million, according to Jeff Lineberry, assistant already has the money to pay for the new for the College of Integrated Science and of fi nancial planning, the lot behind the resident engineer at the Harrisonburg branch of construction, Knickrehm said. No student Technology will begin sometime this calendar residence halls wi ll be repaved and rebuilt to the Virginia Oepanment of Transportation. tuition money or normal operating money will year. support heavy traffic and will connect to the Knickrehm said that while the state is be used in the construction COSIS, he said. bridge. paying for the actual bridge. JMU must fund The 323-foot bridge will carry three kinds of According to Lyle Wilcox. CISAT provost, traffic: motor, bicycle and pedestrian. There the first CISAT building is expected to be will be two 12-foot lanes for two- way completed in 1996. vehicular travel. On either side of those lanes. Once completed, the computer science and integrated science and technology classes and there will be two paved bicycle lanes. Pedestrians will be able to use a 12-foot offices will be relocated there. he said. elevated cement walkway on one side of the Computer sc1cncc and ISAT classes and bridge. offices are now located in the modular building The cement walkway on one side of the across Interstate 81. Labs arc bcmg held 1n bridge will keep pe

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. 't t t. ------THE BREEZE Thursday. Sept. 22. 1994 3 JAC cards now open sorority house doors house with which they belong. by Deborah Denham Erin Hoffman, Panhellenic contributing writer housing chairperson, said the system allows non-resident members and The eight sorority houses on pledges of the sororities access to the Greek Row are the first housing house from 10 a.m. to midnight on f~eilities on JMU's campus to make weekdays and from 10 a.m. to 3 a.m. the switch from Jock and key to on weekends. entrance by JAC. Although the system was newly The JMU access system was installed in the sorority houses, ideas installed at each sorority house of implementing a card access before the 1994 fall semester began. system in all residence halls were An access reader is located near the previously considered by the front door of each building and university. simulates a lock on the door, while Jim McConnel, director of the the JAC card works like a key in the Office of Residence Life, said the system. idea of installing a card access Before this system was system on residence halls was first implemented, only house residents generated in the spring of 1993. had keys. The new access system is In the fall of the same year. programmed to approve entrance in McConnel said the sororities and out of the house to sorority specifi cally asked the Office of members with access cards. Student Affairs for some kind of ..The access system meets more of system that would allow all members the sororities' needs.'' said Tammy access to their panicular house. Kn oll, office services specialist. "In the past, sororities propped "Now residents. members and their doors open because members pledges can get into the houses were not given keys unless they lived without any problems." in the house," McConnel said. Each sorority house manager "Keeping the doors propped was a compiled a list of the names and problem because it jeopardized their social security numbers of their safety." PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY MIKE HEFFNERiphoto ~ditor sorority members and submitted it to The security benefits to the access Sorority houses on Greek Row are now equipped with 10 scanners for entry, rather than using keys. the Campus Card Center, which system include an alarm that sounds houses the central computer for the if the door is left open for more than the Office of Student Affairs. Right now though, Hoffman said Hoffman said. "There is also entire access system. 20 seconds and access denial to Hoffman, who lives in the Alpha she questions the effectiveness of the supposed to be an alarm between the The computer is programmed to unprogrammed cards swiped through Sigma Alpha sorority house, said system because they sti ll prop their houses, but it doesn't seem to be give 24-bour access to students living the access reader. once the system is fuUy activated, it doors open. working either." in the houses. Sorority members and Additionally, the social security will provide better security for "An alarm is supposed to go off if McConnel said he has heard about pledges not living in the houses are number of every card denied access residents of the house and more the door is open for more than 20 also given limited access Into the to the system is sent to a computer in convenience for the entire sorority. seconds, but there isn't one," CARDS page 9 JMU r-anks high among Southern schools Student senate into categories. "Most Erficient'' li st. Mary Washington by Chris Tiernan In the current issue of 1995 ~rico 's Best Colleg• in Freddricbburg p1aced second kicks off year staff writer Colleges, JMU was ranked eighth overall behind JMU in Southern regional colleges. among all regional universiries in the South. William &. Mary placed fou rth among by Lisa Denny JMU continues to climb the ladder of The mar1c is five spotS better than last year's national universities, and Washington and U:e SGA reporter college success. according to two recent issues 13th place. University was IOU! among national liberal arts of U.S. N~s & World Report. These rankings come on the heels of JMU colleges. Starting off another year of debates and Por the second year in a row the national being selected 38th in the country on the --sest Amer;co's Best Colleges, named by USA decisions, the Student Government magazine rated JMU as the most efficiently Buys in College Education" list produced by Today as "the big dog of the pack .. among Association held its first meeting Tuesday operated regiooal university in the South in its Money magatine as well as inclusion in national rankings. uses a complex system to in the Warren Hall Kighlands Room. Oct 3 issue. Peterson 's Co~titiw Colleges. rank colleges, according to Roben Morse, U.S. JMU President Ronald Carrier spoke to The efficiency scores were determined by According to Fred Hilton, JMU directOr of News director of data analysis. the senators about their duties. comparing the academic quality of the school Media Relations, U.S. N~s & World Report is The magazine surveyed college presidents. "Through yo ur participation and with the financial resoun:es it has available. the most accurate and anticipated of national deans and admissions directors, asking them to knowledge of this institution. your voice About this lime every year, the magazine • college rankings. rate a1J the schools in the same category as has an impact." Carrier said. '"There is an publishes its academic rankings of some 1,400 'This is the one you pay auention to," he their own institution. The response rate was a enormous amount of progress we can make accredited four-year college$ and universiti es. said. "If any are accurate, this is the one." record 66 percent. on th is campus.'' Tbe Carnegie Foundation for the In next week's issue. several other Virginia "We had 12 people discussing almost 1,500 After speaking, Carrier swore in the Advancement of Teaching divides the scbools colleges and universities were included on the schools from last January to the end of senators by delivering their oath of office. August,'' Morse said. "Accuracy is priority." The 53 senators wi II serve as JMU received an overall score of 87.7 out representatives for their residence halls and of a possible 100 points. Reputational rankings off-campus communities. were combined with five scores that measured A major pa rt of the meeting was spent student selectivity, faculty resources. financial nominating and electing the chairperson pro resources. graduation rate and alumni tempore. satisfaction. The pro tempore oversees aJI meetings The numbers do not painlthe whole picture, and ensures all senators are heard. however, HiJton said. After three nominations and discussions JMU claimed the top spot in the region on each candidate, Sen. Danielle among public universities. All of the seven Bridgeforth (Logan Hall), was elected 10 the schools ranked ahead of JM U, headed by the position. University of Richmond , are private Bridgeforth said, •The most important institutions which receive greater financial thing is that SGA does things to change its resources. he said. image. We need to let students know we are The uni versity's ranking of 93 in financial here for them." resources kept JMU from breaking into the top Bridgeforth, a sophomore. said her two or three, according to Hil ton. experiefl(;e within the senate last year hns For the parent, the cost of higher education given her background for the job. makes it important to know as much as She said she also hopes 10 ensure that all possible about each college, Morse said. views are heard. In the average middle-class household, it "SGA needs to become more accessible takes one and one half months of work just to to the student body . We represent all the pay off a year's worth of public college bills, students; we're not just a high-power body according 10 U.S. News and World RqJort. For that sits up here," she said. the biJJ payer of a private institution, It takes SENATE page 9 ANGELA TEUY/c:tH1trlbutlngortlst RANKS page 9 1 t • I ' t ..... , • .... • J t1' • t• r j t ' .. · f • II f, t '• J t I t • ~ I ":, \• ) '" ' t ------·-·· · ·--· -- . J • •• •• ••.••.•..• • •••. ·-·--·- -- -·-···· .•••• · - --- •• ···-··· · ~ - · ·-· ··- • • . . ... ····-·-·. . .. ~ ..-... ..-.. · ~ ...... ·- '······· ...... , ...... -. ·~· · ··---· · · ...... ············· ...... 4 Thursday. Sept. 22. 1994. THE BREEZE THE f)v(if{er !Fe(fows FdYfield Races PRESIDENTIAL LEADERSHIP PROGRAM

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' .' ' THE BREEZE Thursday. Sept 22. 1994 G Faculty focus on respect at AAUP meeting

by Cyndy Liedtke Of aerious concan to faculty are meant it takea more time to put newsedilor the iuuea of academic freedom, toaecber coune nwerials rather than tenure and input into univenity a ll'adilionalrexlboot. Bema rec:opUz.ed llld respected • 10~ Lyoaa Slid. Interaction on E-mail and the profeaionall wu the main topic at Beina recopized .. p-ofeaion.a.ls Internet are alto a valuable part of the JMU chapter of the American and b8rin& more input inlo decision &eachin& !hat taka place outaide lhe Allociabon of Univeraity Profeuon makina a1 colJeaes and universities cluaroom but ia also time medina Tuelday. requira beiaa Jlft*(ive, Lyona u.id. conllll1lin&· John Lyons, odi10r of Actaduw. This meuu beina recopiz.ed in Andy Kohen, professor of the bulletin of AAUP, said, ..We the mainstream media IDd crellin& economic&, aaked Lyons how have eo rec:opize dual we 1n all ... i.uues. naher Ibm reac&iDa to lhem, p-ofeaon could deal with md secure of a profeaaion. What affec&a beuid. llale fundin&. profeuors elsewhere affec:u all of lt alto means linkin& an&er Lyona uid the AAUP was us." toaeoher IDd clwmelina it into the wortin& on thia by havina workshops Lyona, who ia abo • ~u placet, whether throuah an for PIICUlt:y Senate leaders and that Commonwealth profeuor of french individual sc:hool'a lldmJniscrllion or leplalon mutt be educ.ud. a1 lhe Univenity of Virpa. pve a a stat.e le&ialature, to create IICtion, Kohen responded, "So we must apeech entitled .. Pindina Our accol'diD& to Lycaa. treat le&ialators u non-traditional Profeaaional Voice." L,_. said pofeuon could ''tlb student• to whom we bav~ to He uid faculty membera mutt many leaaona from the medical rni.ni.tl.er1" "defend the pofeuicn" qaina their profession," wbidl wotbd to pt ill Lyons aareed with Kohen. and critica. masaae out durin& the continuirta alao aua~eated votina for But this defenJe it not only health care reform debU. educational itauea when poasible. economic, he aaid, althouab moat One of the peaaeat criticisrna of Some of the queationa after people who are attackina the profeuora it the amount of time Lyons' speech dealt with how JMU profession are makin& iuua facin& spem in the clauroom, accordi.n& to could handle aome of the iuues hi&her education and P'Ofason an Lyorw. AAUP bas been lookin& into, economic i.ttue. He used the acenario that aome especially input into university Some of the &reatett critica who people believe that if a profeasor aovernance. must be educated, Lyon.a aaid, are teKhes for nine boun a week. that Dany Perramond, AAUP leaialatora. They need to be professor only wcrks for nine hours a P'esidau, asked how JMU could go convinced that faculty memben are week. about fOI11li.nla bud&et and priorities profeuionals and not merely However, Lyons said, the public committee aimilar to the one LyonJ employeea, be aaid. doean 't take into account the had aerved on when he was at MELISSA PALLADlN~cOIIfribwfU., pltcU>fraplwr PfCJ*abon time it takea to Ktually Dartmouth CoUqe. "We are not just employees, but John Lyona, editor of ACIIdMM, apHka to faculty at the AAUP Lyons augal.ed forming models part of a national community," he ao into the cluaroom and teach, meeting Tuaaday about 'Finding our Profasalonal Voice.' said. especi.aDy in the ..informabon aae. .. by aeein& what kinda of commiaees Lyons said there hu to be aelf­ .. We're aoina to have to try to exiat at other colleaes and the College of Integrated Scicmc:e md aomeinpuL rep)ation within the pofeaaion and penuade lbem that they are too far un.ivenitiea. Technolo&Y. The next forum of the JMU faculty have to be truJted to mate removed, and they don't know Other JMU profeuors at the Lyons encouraaed the profeuora AAUP will be Oct. 19 in Taylor HalJ, deciaions and not just follow what's &oina on." Lyons laid of the meetina expreaaed concern over a to "aet the word out" about how they rm. 305. The topic will be "Faculty economic mandatea aet forth by critics of academia. lKk of input in.lo budaeury rnat~Ua, feel 1.0 the public, 1.0 adminiacrators rolea: teaching, reaearch and "bud&et

by Kana Brewer why tnd find out." by Stacey Dlnzuso migrant workers. senior writer JMU paduate student Cbriatina Sanchez., contributing writer These items include blankets, clothing and ooordinaaor at me Women's Reaoun:e Center, Spanish Bibles. A uudy conducted by the national aaid, "I aueaa now the ahift hu aone away In an au.empc to "&hare faith and beliefs," This week health kits with toothbrushes and Educational Tetlin& Service found that more from the woman u mother fi&ure, ao it's the Bapliat Srudalt Union lponiOI'S a Mipant other roiJeuia were distn"bulled to the farmers. women from all racea and ethnic aroup1 are become IICcepuble for females to &et a aolid Miniatries P'Oiflll\ for lhe mi&rllll farmera of They alto brou&ht calamine lotion for the takina the Graduate Recol'd Examination ecb:ation. the Shal.andoah VaDey . frequent cases of poiaon ivy the farmers get General Tat (ORE). "A lot of time& it's necatll)' for a woman Every fall mi&rant workera from South while working in the orchard. Turner said. Accordina to Charlotte Kub, executive to have &raduate acbool education to be Floricb. Cuba. c-. Rica and Mexico arrive in Mont&omery aaid that because of the diteculr of ORB, "Between 1981 and 1992 the pomoled in an execudve f~eld," Sanchez said. the on:hards of lhe Valley to ao out and pick practicality of the &i.fts. fanners eel send even number of U.S. citizens takina the ORE roae Graduate student Sheila Huahe.a aaid she apples, said Archie Turner, the ClrnpUI Baptist more money from their paycbecks back home from 157,000 in 1980-81 lo 240,000 in 1991- tbinb ao mmy women are enterin& araduale minisaa. to their families, Mcntaomery said. 92." school becauae of competition in the work Amy Mont&omery, lut year'• head of The mi&rant farmers are also taught The etudy wu bllod on U.S. citizens who force. Migrant Ministries, aaid that BSU takes this "survival English skills" for potential problem filled out the ORE baiCkpound questionnaire "So many women are in the work force opportunity 1.0 rea~Ch out to fellow ChristiUIS situatiON, Turner said. and indicalod their lender and nciallftd edmic: now, in order to be competitive, they're tr)'i.n& and "meet tbe.ir needs and show them the love He said the farmers are taught key phrases identity. Only acudenla indicatina plana to ao 10 to &et beaer JRI*ed," Hughes laid. "A lot of of God." that could prove vital in sinwions with doctors, gnd:ulle achool were utod in lhe atudy. times your under&raduate de&ree doesn't Tueaday nights from 6-9 p.m., be&innin& the police or when in grocery stores. Or!Wale aehool enrollrnflll incteued in all P'fiJJin' you few what you want to do." SepL19 and continuin& through the end of According to Beasley, some of these phrases aroupa of people, Kuh said. However, ethnic Accord ina to the atudy, more women October, atudents visit an orchard located 20 involve words about food and how to ask for lfOUJII with 1M Jtea&ett iftcreue in femalet .,..-. stude:nll are enrolled in the nwh and minulel outside of Hanisonbura. aomethin&. aince 1981 include: Asian-Ameticau at an acience fields. Aaian-American femalea They apend the evenin& aharing aon&s and On the last night of the program, the fielda in top five choices increase of 244 percent, Hiapanica at an inchadod thele tbeir food mel J.nlCI with the mipult f~rmer~,aaid students throw a fiesta for the farmen. Soon inc!'eue of 236 per:en1 ad whites increaaed biQJdy. . Holly Beuley, the coordinator for Migrant after, the farmen move aouth to pick citrus by 106 paaatL "'t'. interestinJ, in aciaw::a it really requires Ministries thia year. crops. Beasley said. In all t'IICialllld ethnic poop~, men females you to spend loa& howl in the lab," Kuh said. Beasley said tbe nigJu ltarU out with a aame Turner said he relates Mipant Mini.atria u, Ibm IMiea took the ORE in 1991-92. Ovcnll ~ is comiD& a1 a time whal many women of vollcybUJ. and after dark they •ina aona• on a whole., "an adult Bible acbool in Spanish." the ~ of males ro.e by II pen:en11ince are WIDiin& eo start a family." and rad Bible venea in Spmish. Accordin& to Turner, the foundation of 1983, and the number of females roae by Ill Kuh aaid tbe portion of women in doctonl Seamenu from the movie "The Life of Mip11nt Ministries lies in the kindness of one pen:cm. work h.u alto increued from about 30-SO Jesus" will be shown each week, she said. The man. The edmic p'OUp abowiq tbe Jellt iDcteue pen:en1 durin& me period of 1981-92. movie is abown in Spanish. In the early 1970s, McKinney Sproles wu it American IDdi-. IICICOidiq .., lbe IQidy. Kub said a lot of mincriry IIUdenll are alto The farmen and atudenll also enjoy the pastor of the Broadway Baptist Church in but Kuh said ...... , kDowD,.... b Ibis. more ti.keJy eo p& a Ph.D. "'lhink it'a J*11y Mexican specialtiea such .. sugar cane. &om Au&uata County. There i1 also DO clear reuoa why the becaa.e doclonl propuu want to inereue tbe Mexican/American &rocery atore El Sproles be&an to viait the camps of the number of WOIDia llld millorideJ tak:iq the miDoriry ..-ollmeal,..... laid, mel it'l ... Dando's in Hmilonbur& BeMley alid. miarant farmers in a nearby orchard and on._ m•••i ...... _ aaid. .., pt fin-:iaJ - ..t acbollnhip. Thrn« said m. beside~ aUrin& failb, BSU ftAnc:t with tbe men, 1\mer laid. ..,.. ,....,;...... cr-tioD u why," Klil aid. ~ .. poupelhll have been alto briap aifts for the so to 60 miarant Spola 100ft needed tbe help of siUdenll to Kub aaicl. '"Why did 1M aaaaber of womea under-repreaeoted in anduate achool. All fannen who I'GIIIC each y... do inr.pretina. IDd ..liale by liUle tbe siUdenll a•a-~ ciDuWe?We'•..,... people Accordina to Beuley, churchea across wbo 1n ru ••C:Mn ta 11.- cia will t.lb 1M ORE ,.u Viqinia donate illlml for BSU to take to dte PROGRAM,. 11 /1Zza.l

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Annual Outstanding Parent Award .,,-, ...... ,.'lrf'a- applications now being accepted JMU Student Ambassadors are once apia sponsoring the Outatanding Parent Award to be presented at the ·.. ~ P 0 L I C E L 0 G -~~~'... ~j Pareats' Weekend foocbell game Oct lS. If you wiab to enter the compelition, please submit a one-page essay explaining wby your parent or parents are by Gna Froom so exceptional. police rtponer Flrewortts VIolation Essays may be turned into the Student Ambassador • Unic~Mifi«< Individuals allegedly set off a fife mcker thai Office in Taylor Hall, nn. 212, or may be mailed to JMU c..,. pob report thllolowing: C*JMd a smoke ct.lec:tor to IICtivlle the alarm system In the P.O. box 7222. All entries must be in by S p.m. Sept. 30. S9na Pi~ houM II 9:30p.m. Sept 17. If entering, you must remember to include two copies DULILMVIng t .. Scene of your essay and an index card with the following • Sludn, JMIII L s-d, 20, of AnnnWI, ..~~~.-c~ and information: your name, P.O. box, local phone number, d-oed wlh *lvlng ..... lnbnct lnd lleving the ICient of Urtnlltlng on Vlhlc... school year, pareol(s) name(s), parent(s) address. an acc:idlnt on ~ BoiiiMrd 11 3:Cl8 a.m. Slpt. 17. • FM IRdenftld ~~ malts reportecly urinated on two s.w.d was IINIItd II his ~ residtnot with the whldel Plftcad on ....,. Av.nue near campus • 1:38 a.m. II lflltiCiof tlti.-lbulg Pab. Slp. 16. A neighbor of the r:ft owner yelled • the he incividuals, and Dellructlon of Public Property 1hey ~ Wllhtd IDWwd the irHf1tdion of Newman Drive • U.lideldld ~ r.por~~c~~r pullet a Wllar bHain m and ...... AwrNe . I walln ~Hal II 4:40a.m. Sip. 18. The Dli;lbor NpOrtld the lnddenl to~ pob. The IWnCMII of thl brain rtpOMdy cued a Wlllrleak. The lncidM has*>*' reporttd to Harri9orb.rg Police. GrMdlMceny DUI • Unldenllfitd lndMdu.as llltgedty stole 1 box eottai'ling an • Non-student, Keith M. F~Nhoua« 41, of HarriacriMirg. was Olympul OMB c::wnn. a Wlphalo in, a Sony ~ ..aid and dlargtd wilt! drMng lnitr the lnluence of alcohol on c:.e111 NCOI'dlr, an alarm doc:tt. a Gortex ~ jldclll, lm, ~ BoWIYwd .. 3:36a.m. Slpt. 17. and .taus ... from~ Hal bltwlen 5 p.m. Jdy 15 and 8:30 • Student, Brachy M. O'Connor, 22. of Harrisonburg, was a.m. Sip. 18. anMted and dwged wlh drMng under the ilftutnot of alcoholli The ..of the box lnd ccntnllillllimlled .. $600. the lnt...aion of~ OriYe and POI1 RepAllic Road at 2:19 • UltldMitd lndviduals altgtdly stole ., unatlendtd waiJet a.m. Sept. 17. tom ~Hall at 12:50 p.m. !11 18. NEWSFILE The wallt ~ ~ $120 Cllh, 1JACc.d, aatdil AttetatloniUnderaga Consumption card and ohr periORal IMms. • Two students were referred judldally with underage 'Piggish' habits ·may pay off in c:onawnption of alcohol after aw~ alt•cation at the tro.- of Eagle Petty Larceny Hal at 2:23 a.m. Sept 18. contest for messiest dorm room • Ullldtnllltd Individuals ahgedly stole a bll»ggay Old Style Students can now be rewarded for their "piggish Gtnerll10iplld motr'llaln btl from J.lolat 4:50p.m. Sepc. 19. Underage Consumption of Alcohol habits." Milton Bradley's Pass the Pigs, the game that The * had 1 new tit and dltlillf. • A llUdtnt - reten.d judlcilly wkh underage oons"""ion of uses pigs as dice, is sponsoring a national search for the alcohol and po~~Maion of a tiMID In h1 of Wilson Hal 812:38 biggest ''pigsty" on college campuses. The contest is open Fire a.m. Sept. 17. to college students across the country; entrants must be • ~ In I h ld liiJl OWfhllltd lnd tuned lllling oft the • Three students were referred judicially with underage nominated by their resident advisers. h .-m ayllemln Zane ShowMr Hal• 4:15a.m. Sept. 17. oonsun1lflon of alcohol in F-kle • 1:09 a.m. Sept. 17. The grand prize winner of the contest will receive ~-cu oft to the tlgnl unl thllblion-00111dtd. The lnclvlduala "PPfltddy Wife returning tom an olf.campus $1,000, a professional room cleaning, an on-campus party • wtmg In an...,....,.. tlllald.: lnd lgniltd, Cl&lllng amoka pMy. for I 00 of his/her closest friends and a Milton Bradley .....and ICIII'dWig~st.. Hal at 1:371.111. Slp.18. Fit DlpniiiC prize pack. The nominator of the grand prize will receive llrntloreula ,...ldld. • A JMU police oHicer rnponded to 1 trash can fire In $1,000. ChtppJ h I HIIJII ~a.m . Sip. 17. Winners will be chosen from each slate. The age of tw h II unluwn. To panicipare in Milton Bradley's National Pigsty Search, contestants must send a 4"x6" photo and a brief paragraph describing why they're proud of their pigsty. Entries must be postmarked by Oct 10 and mailed to : Pass the Pigs' Pigsty; c/o Fleishman-Hillard, Inc; 1330 Avenue of the Americas; New York. NY 10019. ln order to ensure that no intentional damage is inflicted on college dorm rooms, contest entrants must have a resident adviser sign their nomination. Any sign of intentional damage or room destruction will be disqualified. • Heart Healthy Fair, Godwin Wellncss Center, • Natural Highs Happy Hour, Taylor Hall lobby, 4 p.m. 12 - 3 p.m. • Baptist Student Union Friday night Bible study, BSU Godwin Wellness Center hosts • Psi Chi infonnational session. Taylor Hall, nn. 311 , Center, 7 p.m. Heart Healthy Fair today, 12 • 3 p.m. Sp.m. The Godwin Wellness Center is sponsoring a Heart • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, nn. 402, S p.m. Healthy Fair going on today at the Godwin WelJness • Golden Key meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 305, 6 p.m. Center. • Clean Up Congress meeting, Jackson Hall. rm. 103, 7:30p.m. Services at the fair, which runs between 12 and 3 p.m., • .. Prime Time," Campus Crusade for Christ weekly include head, neck and shoulder massage, body fat large group meeting. Warren Hall Highlands Room. testing,1ung function analysis, grip strength resting, blood 8p.m. pressure measurements, RISKO Health Risk Appraisal, and nulrition analysis. In addition, cholesterol screening is aVIilable for a SS fee. ~ tl I It 1'1 I 11 I/ l. J s 1111 d (1 ·'' l. ) Mr., Ms. Madison competition open • Women's Tennis, JMU lnvitadonaJ Tournament. Godwin • Women's Tennis, JMU Invitational Tournament, Godwin Applications for tbe 1994 Mr. and Ms. Madison Cowt,9a.m. Court. 9 a. m. Competition can be picked ap starting today in Taylor • Women's Soccer vs. Rutgers, Reservoir~ Field, Hall, nn. 234. 12 p.m. Tbe competition is open to all seniors and above. • Fellowship of Otristian Athletes meeting, Taylor Hall, Contestants must be nominated by a JMU club or rm. 305,7 p.m. orpnizadoD and will be voced on by the student body Oct. 14. WiDDen will be presented during tbe Homecomina Weelrad fooCbd pme. AIJpllcldoM InUit be recuraed by OcL 6. 8 Thursday. . Sept. 22. 1994. THE BR.E.EZE

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"'We lbe:lr building," Joseph said. wortina with it. but once it is all up use our JAC cards for so many things John Griffin, associate director of and implemented, it Is going to be a on campus. Why not use it to open HOI.IIing for Operations at UVa., said very good thing." our front door?" in addition to the safety and Kirsten Haack, president of Alpha Similar card access systems are convenience of the system, he has Chi Omega, said their door is never utilized by many other universities also found it to be very cost efficient. propped anymore. like JMU. William &. Mary, If a student lost a key to the front "We always keep our door closed University of Virginia and Lehlah door, we had to replace the lock and because of the alarm," Haack said. University in Pennsylvania are some give every resident of the dorm a "I have never heard it, but it's who have installed comparable new key,'' Griffin said. uwith the supposed to be very loud." access systems on their campuses. card access system, a lost card is Haack said she thinks one of the A significant difference in the simply taken out of the system." real benefits of the system is that all access systems at each of the above­ Sorority members at JMU with members have access to the house. mentioned schools and JMU's access access to any one of the houses on Our members who don't live in system is that their students use a Greek Row can disable their access the bouse are ecstatic about it," card separate from their studentiD. card if it is stolen or misplaced by Haack said. David Joseph, director of contacting the Campus Card Center MAGGIE WELTERJsj!nior plwtogrophu Senior Kim Fleming, house Residential Services at Lehigh, said located in Gibbons Hall. Lauren Webb (I) and Greg Satz (r) , SGA book sale chairs, report on the outcome of the sale et the aenate meeting Tuesday night. Also at the meeting: policies to the sen!\ors. continuedRanks------from psgB3 • SGA President Jen Mabe went At present there is $21,508 in the score for academic reputation and efficiency we are reaching for," through the goals the SGA Executive accou nt, Kern said. over four months to cover the costs. graduation rank in its region, both Hilton said. "This is a very, very Council hopes to accomplish through The contingency account is Although higher education in one notch below University of good school." senate this year. money the SGA holds on reserve for Virginia has suffered large budget Rich mood. According to Morse, the annual Included in these goa ls were recognized JMU student groups who cuts, JM U has been able to stay Mary Washington was ranked U.S. News & World Report college issues dealing with academic affairs, are not front-end budgeted by the competitive in the ranltings by the 12th despite a financial resources rankings can have a large impact on policies. commu nication. lobbying SGA. magazine. score higher only than JMU. The decisions for both students and and legislation and making These groups can appeal to the According to Dr. Dom Peterson. college placed second in the South parents. The magazine bas a improvements within the SGA. SGA for money in financial speaker of JMU Faculty Senate, the for student selectivity. circulation of2.4 million readers. • SGA Vice President Jenny Biondi emergencies. listings indicate the strength of Virginia tied North Carolina for According to the magazine. the spoke about starling an ad-hoc • Lobbying Coordinator Lauren Virginia state universities despite most schools in the top 15 Ust with reputation of a university ultimately committee to discuss the visitation Webb and commuter Sen_Greg SatL, large budget cuts. three apiece. determines the quality of students it policy in residence halls whjch she SGA book sale chairs, gave a special "For state funding, Virgini~ is 43 According to Hilton, JMU is wi II attract. said is more strictly enforced this report on last week's SGA book sale. out of 50 states," Peterson said. "It's doing everything it can with the "Everyone wants to attend the year. Webb said this year's book sale amazing we got the scores we did." resources it receives. best institution," Morse said. "So I'm • Jennifer Kern. SGA treasurer, was the most successful ever. JMU received the second highest "This just shows the level of sure every. edge can help." explained contingency account grossing nearly $17.000. WE HAVE

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~2~~~------0I'clwd. said Beule:y. did more, and then gradually Tuesday night 11 people inherited the proar.:n." 1\mer said. participated in Migrant Ministries. For mOI'e thin IS yea1 oow, BSU According to Beuley, the farm en hu been in charge of tho program "were very open and receptive and that Sproles started, T\ner said. showed interest in leamin& Enaliah Make a wish! Montaomery said anyone can and about American culture." Women'• eoccer coech O.V. Lombardo h.. two reaaona to celebrate yeaterday. Aa he participate in Migr1nt Ministries. Mipant MiniJtries meets at the w.tchee on the eldellnee u hla tMm achieve• a 8-0 vk:tory over Radford, a elgn from hie wife There are between six and 20 BSU c:enaer between S:45 and 6 p.m. Jonl and hie deughW Amanda advertl•• hie 40th birthday. studenta who drive toðer to the on Tuesday Jli&hta. ACMEUIDEO We'll ftx you good. SuPer Store mm~mm OvER 1 ~ ,000 MoviEs OvER 1,000 Vidm GAMEs · *lARGEST iN diE VAlley

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A dart to Carrier Library for the poor notice in infonning the students that Versa cards will become obsolete as of Nov. I , and refunds will not be provided for any remaining money left on them. Sent in by a suffering college student who needs the $15 she'Ll lose from this change. Pat..•

A God-bless-your-heart pat to Ms. Helen Reedy at Who is the lesser of three evils? 0-hall for being the sweetest and kindest woman we t's getting to be that time again. Time for the editorial negative. A messy public feud with feUow Democrat Doug "I'm know. pages across the state to begin pumping out endorsements running, well no, maybe I'm not" Wilder, amidst phone tapping for cand idates in the upcoming senatorial election. With allegations, admissions to being present where illegal nan:otics Sent in by two guys who love discussing weather I that an mind, The Breeu would like to release its were being used and accepti ng messages from "close female and Fridays with her. endorsement for the position of junior senator from Virginia. friends; • are just a few of the public relations pitfalls Robb has Noone. fallen into the past year. This state has cultivated presidents, countless respected Chuck Robb may be a great guy to invite to a pany, but the statesmen and knowledgeable leaders and academicaans. The pany ticket is a whole 'nolher can-o' -pork. Dart... only current candidate who passes the litmus test of the storied Finally, there's Marshall Coleman, a candidate so popular and proud history of Virginia politics and is qualified for the among Virginia voters that when he couldn't win the governor's position is the one not listed -somebody else. office, he decided to jump into the tooth-and-nail Senate race. In Our current choices range from the suspected. Oliver North, other words he decided to lose yet another major campaign bid A dart to the person who gave our house a pat. We to the disrespected, Chuck Robb. to the defeated. Marshall in the same state. In fact it's not really even delving into fhink you need to get out more. Coleman. This from a state that has produced the likes of Coleman's past because he has no future, at least in this race. Sent in by the residents ofthe poolhouse. Thomas Jefferson. Woodrow Wilson and, of course. James Despite the somewhat questionable records of all men, the Madison. We should feel a sense of outrage that our next main question. the one which should not be overlooked. is this: representative for the Senate, barring a remarkably effective In a state with over 6 million people. a state right next to the write-in campaign. is going to be a source of at least nation's capital. home of more politicians than Hell, a state embarrassment, if not ineffectiveness, we hope for no more than which was one of the original 13 colonies, why can't we find a Pat... the next six years in one of the most powerful governing bodies decent candidnte to represent us in government? Is the problem in the world. that no one better will subject themselves to the public scrutiny, Imagine North walking in for the first day of his new the heinous and underappreciated job? Or is the problem that we A pat to the women's soccer team for the clinic position, just across the Capitol building from the same body of don't have anyone better? they gave for elementary school children following legislators that tried him for his involvement in the Jmn-Contra The lesson which must be learned from the debacle that is affair. Ju st how much credence do you think they will give a election '94 is this. Our government, being a democrncy, their humiliation of ODU last Saturday. man convicted. even if he did arrange a pardon. of lying to demands thnt we send rcprcsenunives on bchnlr of the common Sent in by n parent u·hose daughter lol't•.v son·cr Congress? It would add a new twist to the already tricky road of folk. In general these should be the best and the brightest that and appreciated the patience and pointers fivm legislation, which is mired with more than enough problems those folks have to offer. If any compromise has to be made. it some positi~·e role models. al~dy. Try to imagine the reaction of the legislators. having to will not affect the person being sent to represent, it will affect deal with someone even they coll~tively disrespect. the people he or she is representing. "Hello, Mr. North. I'd like to support your bill calling for In other words, if we send less than the best, we should increased spending for shredding machines, but the minority expect Jess than the best, and two years down the road there hnd leader said I shouldn't play with you anymore." better not be any whining kbout what we end up with. Dart. .. This is not to say Oliver North is the worst of the three - Is this a call not 10 vote? Absolutely not! This is a call we. as that would mean that one of them was at least a little better, and a people, need to remember in the future: that we can expect that just Isn't so. from government only what we give to it - the garbage in, A d isbelieving dart to the Frederiksen resident Chuck Robb isn't even original with his problems. Bill garbage our philosophy. Clinton rode a wave of inlideltty nnd drug usage accusations all Docs this mean we just rest on our lnun.:b anti w;ut 111l next who helieve' c.leeping and studying are mnrl' the way 10 the White House. but Robb just can't seem to get the llme'l Agnin, no. This means that we do as we :.houh.J anyway, important than gazing at those "bare-chc!'ltcd hunb'' accusations past the state press into the national limelight. where watch our representatives like a collective hawk, lest they forget playing basketball and volleyball -where are your they would probably do him some good. why they are there; and in the mea ntime, keep an eye out for the A fairly respected former governor. Robb took that popularity best and the brightest. There's always next time. priorities anyway? and grabbed a senatorial position with it. Unfonunately his Sent in by the notorious Frederikson C-section reputation as a senator involves more waffling than Kathy at the The house editorial is written by a member of the editorial suite who'd gladly swap views. East Market Street Waffle House puts up with in a full month. board and does not necessarily reflect tile opinion of the Robb's only claims to fame as a senator have been fairly individual staffmembers .

Nicole Motley . . • editor Craie N~ . .. manoaing editor Pat... MaTk Sutton ••• q»inlon editor Karen &,an . • . cwt. q,inlon edUor

lAutn 110 the ...tor lhoUJd Ill DO mare thaD .150 wonb, col ~&~DDt AO mort tbo S50 to our wonk, aa4 will 1le ~ OD a.,_. ...uallll... Tbef mutt 1le deUwered to Thr A pat fearless leader, Dr. Ronald Carrier, 8ratc lry DODD TuadaJ ar S p.m. Priday. for strolling about campus and making his presence n, ~ ,...... the r!pt Uledit lbrdlrtty ud .,.ce. known. Bieeze Tbe c:pnuw lA this • tiaQ do IIGt oecaarily rlfllct W ~of~..,.,.._, Sent in by somebody who misses seeing Uncle Ron thiJttatr, ar ,.....,.._ Uaftolnlty. around town. • '· c • OP/ED THE BREEZE Thursda~ . Sept. 22. 1994 13

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UPB apologizes for Interruptions; Alumnus witnessed fight in stands; Fraternity T-shirt deemed as sexist; look for showings of quality films don't assume students are guilty views representative of status quo To the Ecltor: To the Editor: To the Editor: A great thank you goes out to all the students, faculty and On Sept 10, I came to support the JMU football team when For the women and men out there who like to believe that staff who have supported movies brought to campus by lhe they played Middle Tennessee State. As an alumnus of JMU. 1 sexism is an issue of the past, I would encourage you to examine University Program Board. From a programming standpoint I have attended many football games as an undergraduate and the Chi Phi slogan. "Beer. Bitches & Brotherhood. ft 's a Chi Phi am very happy with the month of September. several games since then. All games had been exciting and fun thing." I read the dart in defense of the fraternity Monday. Unfortunately some technical problems did ari se. l experiences until the game last Saturday. However, even if it was printed in 1988. it is still being wom to apologize to everyone who had to sit through unexpected I was sitting in the stands near the press box. with two other large public gatherings in 1994. What arc the Chi Phi brothers interruptions in ''The Crow" as well as other films. That specific JMU graduates. I witnessed a man, who we later learned was a trying to tell us with this catchy phrase? Let us examine the problem has been rectified. parent of a JMU student, grab a JMU student by the neck and statement closely. As chairperson of UPB Film, l am always seeking ways to throw him down onto the concrete bleachers. not once. but A bitch is a female dog. usually u~ for breeding purposes. improve the physical makeup of Grafton-Stovall, including several times because the student was standing up supporting the Unless we are to suppose Chi Phi is a group of dog lovers. we sound. projection, and overall atmosphere. In order to make the Dukes. AOer each auack. I did not see the student assault the will have to assume the brothers are referring to female human powers that be aware of what is going on. I would like as much parent.. he only continued to stand up in support of the Dukes. beings - a derogatory reference at best. Their blogan blatantly input from the student body as possible. A police officer did not learn of the event until the student objectifies and degrades women. In order to elevate their own With upcoming films like "Four Weddings and a Funeral." and the parent were both on the ground, and then innccurntely status, Chi Phi devalues the existence of women by presenting ''Miller's Crossing," and ''The Hudsucker Proxy," I hope things accused the JMU student of wrongdoing and threw the student them as objects. Unfortunately. it is not a ''Chi Phi thing." It is a go well and that everyone at JMU can take advantage of such a out of the stadjum. My friends and I tried to explain to the police societal thing. Chi Phi merely represents the status quo. cool low-Q>st entertainment option. officer that the man had assaulted the student. However, the The words they wear only renect and perpetuate a concept On another note, I would like to mention the UPB Film poUce officer did not believe us, told us to be qu1et, threatening that already exists. A concept that is further renccted by national programming philosophy. During Fridays and Saturdays you to throw us out of the stadium. statistics about rope and domestic violence. That one in four can catch big blockbusters. On Tuesdays and Wednesdays look After the student left, several older fans confronted the women will be sexually assaulted or raped in their lifetime is for excellent films that may not have done as well at the box pollee officer and supported our story. Finally. a campus cadet frighteningly common knowledge. Men are better able to justify office. located the student and asked if he would go to the Harrisonburg rape to themselves if they can perceive women as objects or The nights of the week I especially want to draw attemion to police station to obtain a warrant for the IU't'CSt of the parent for domesticated animals. Chj Phi not only advertises their suppon are Thursdays and Sundays. On Thursday look for movies that assault and battery. However, the student was reluctant to do so. of this mentality, they encourage others to pos ess it by did not have huge publicity budgetS, yet still make you think I am appalled that the polioe force at football games would suggesting that it is a means through which to achieve greatness. and offer a chance to see a new perspective. We try to not believe students or recent alumni and that the police force is The propagation of this mentnlity is not just offen sive. it is concentrate on foreign and independent films. Sunday night not conscientious enough to arrest people who assau lt JMU irresponsible. As members of a community, we all have the movies are free and are shown in conjunction with the English football fans at the time of the crime. In addition. the campus burden to recognize the implications of our language and department. Thls semester look for a broad range of films from cadet told us that the parent's daughter is an athlete at JMU and behavior and work toward posiuve change. "Mo' Better Blues" to "Visions of Light: The Art of )las caused similar problems at other JMU events. Why is this In our microcosmic world, this example allows us to see Cinematography." parent still allowed to attend JMU events? Can students not sexism on a level that is close to us in a uni versity environment. Also, we are always looking for enthusiastic volunteers. stand up and support their football team and be protected in the The importance of this issue needs to be acknowledged and that Feel free to come to the UPB office in Taylor Hall and sign up. stands without fearing vicious assault? I have always thought knowledge needs to be acted upon. Perhaps it would behoove us If you have other questions or concerns, let me know via UPB: JMU supported its students, and I am extremely djsappointed all to start referring to and treating women as human beings Box 3505, UPB office phone at X6217, or personal E-mail that I witneSsed such a pathetic betrayal of that promise. instead of bitches.

Marc a.lgavy Jackie Rocco Usa Tumey fllm chalrpereon JMU graduate senior Unlveralty Program Board cleaa of 1992 English

Nature's red spotted on a summer journey "It became clear to me that I was driving on some frightening line between good and evil ... " It was about midsummer when I first notioed the red. I to the same patterns and cycles that the rest or thE natural was driving south, from Baltimore to Harrisonburg on Route world experiences. In literature, seasons are used as 340 just before Harper's Ferry. Harrisonburg .Y~as my home allegories for life. We are born in the spring, grow during the this summer, and I was returning after a pleasant visit with summer, age in autumn and pass on in the dead air of winter. parents and old friends. When I arrived in the 'burg, I fell But aside from the arbitrary dates on our calender. there is no the need to remember what I saw and feverishly scribbled Left Out cut off for each cycle, no specific day when the line is drawn. the following entry in my journal ... The winter fades and the spring rays gradually melt lhe Tlte weather driving h.otM was lilce nothing I'd ever seen snow - till one day you wake up sneering from the March before. I think it was the music that brought it all to my -Mark Sutton pollen. You notice it's spring. but you can't put your finger anefllion; as the rhythms quickened, so did my perceptions, on the day it first started to wann up. and I wmt about looking at tM world oroiiNl me. That realization of spring. that epiphany. is what drives Up ahead and a litt~ to the ~ft. a gray·black blob of well-done musical transition, the black turned to gray. to many of us. It is the moment we realize that things are okay. clouds fused to form a fu/1-jkdged storm. Lightning coursed orange, to yellow and finally to blue. the goal is reached. the rat race is over. through the blacknus and strwckfaraway upon the cringing It became clear to me that I was driving on some frightening And that is the problem. Too often we run and claw our earth. And turning further to my left I could see that the line between good and evil - the storm. tempting and restless, way to that tangible epiphany - in the process. we run from storm uteruhd- was huge and visible and conveniently far loomed over my left, and the sun, inviting and warm /}(!rt:hed to the transition, we shun the red. I know this because I am away. my right. guilty myself. Sometimes I feel that my goal is in reach and It had rained earlier on this drive, and I hod made it The ban~ seemed to intensify with time ond concemration, try to grab it, only to find a mirage -only to find that the through. I stured calmly on. confoknt that I could endure ond the red got redder and spread a fuv:y-edged crimson out goal cannot be reached until I pass through the red. complete any ~ing storm with the saiM valor as before. So there over tW!rywhere, it seemed . .. the turmoil. I was, eyes peering forward and both hands tightly gripfH!d It seemed that way, I suppose. because it was at that moment, I've got about two more years of college to go now and upon that wheel, preparing for the worst: hydroplaning, in that car, on that road where I put the connection together. At several more oftunnoil. Like most of us, I am in the red. nl!rvous drivers and thot rhythmically intruding "smack" this point, I am living in a constant red, a constant stage of When I saw the red that day in the car, I felt an epiphany, tlttJt my wiper.s mtJict again.st the silk of the windshield when transition. A few pages later in the journal, I found myself on a like I had taken note of a greater truth. But it was not the 1111111ing at full ~d scenic rooftop in downtown Baltimore ... epiphany. No. there's still some more rurrnoil to enjoy. And And as I drow along, singing along to "Dream Weaver." Just above, a few stars fought their way through the city's enjoy it we must, because this is our only time in the red. belli on being o part of disaster - I saw the sun and her har.e and shone dimly in the night. I eyed the city and its where turmoil is accepted and is actually the norm. Because rays, jighling - directly in frolll of me - the storm and its overwhelming glow of human energy and followed that glow to when autumn winds sneak through the leaves and bite your evil di.lrlcM.u and disorder. the black overhead. And as / followed, my eyes were treated to nose. you're goina to want to say that you had a hell of a And MW, with my eyu and brtJill foaued upon wltat was the some IJUMing red transition. only this time, it lay between summer. rtJJlJy araflltll me and rwtlfllllUnt OI'OIIItll my oft clowl he4d ttUth and space .•. wlaik I&Oiure and ltoppiness null by, I spied before me a Being so powerful in our environment. we humans usually Columnist Mart Sutton was last seen in handc"f/P ouJsiM lttlzy, r~d cla.sh of weatltu. Slowly and evenly, liU a forget that we are, in fact., part of nature. That so, we are subject of Wilson Hall screaming something about "The Mon. " 14 Thursday. SepL 22. 1994. THE BREEZE R

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THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 22. 1994 15 The troughs and castles of campus dining As dioina services likes 10 remind "'· 11 JMU we haYe an thinks he should've been cast in "Happy Days:· If this ~ lllftOW'Il of food options 10 choose from. Wilhout describes you. by all means, drop in Door 4 and say hi to some type of pide, one c:a easily drown in lhe punches, Ralphy and Potsy for me. c:nuances and ldledllles thai n the maelstrom of campus An old-world stalwart that refuses to die on campus is meal concncu. So, here's your pide. No Title Mama Mia's. Found in Line 4 of D-hall. Mama Mia's is Let's IWt with basics: D-hall. D·haU is tbe John De= of JM U's homage to Mario Puzzo where all the campus toughs JMU Dlnina Services - it ain'l prelty, bul it Jell die job congregate. done. ll's a culinary jugemaut, an unstoppable feedina You'll instantly recognize "dese guys'' by their affinity machine rivaled only by Denny's for sheer food production. -Adam Schrecengost for seer-sucker suits, hushed tones and toadies named If you'Ye never been a poultry fan. you'll soon become one ViMie. Some of dese BUYS are legends, involved with late· as you e.t, brealhe and live chicken dly ill IDd day out. night "deliveries" behind Godwm Hall and the great Duke By enterina D-haJI, you relinquish your._ u a buman lbe political undercurrent of Mn. Green 's, powered by Dog key chain heist of '89. beiDa m:1 are relepled 10 thai of a bovioe. After you amble Petrouli, clove ciprettes and malcontent, often leaves some Whatever you do, don't cross them. as you'll be in for a through the doors. you'D be herded into one of lhe servina studeru lonaina for tbe subtler cbanns that Dining Services has world of hurting. like a stolen bicycle seat, Of even worse, a lines by a dlnlna haJI worker. to offer. That's when lhey often, mistakenly, tu rn to the swirly. When thinas get too clusteted in D·hall, workers break Stealthouse. Undoubledly. many freshmen will go through the culture out the cattle prods. If you take too lone broodlns over the Billed as the ct6me de Ia cmne of JM U eats, freshmen often shock of being uprooted from home. Knowing this. JMU has chicken casserole or the chicken and jelly sandwiches, you envision the Stealthouse as an evening of romance. spidery done their best to recreate a common sight for the will be unceremoniously shocked. AOer this a feeding baa is candlelight :lnd juicy tenderloin high :lhovc thl! jl!,, d ..'\.llighto; of tmnsplontctl hourg~-c11'11: ma"~" •• mnll food ~:oun. nr I'(' slapped on your face. and you'll be fon:ed to grnze in the the Village. Dukes. horrifiC u8o5ton An" room. Under thts Impression, the would-be Adonts bcgu1lingly show Here you can lose yourself 10 the carmvnl ot sites Jnll Whalever you do, DON'T BREAK RANK. as this could up to pick up hts date in his best duds. However, as they leave smells that on eatery provides. Replete with froten yogun. lead to expulsion to dining room number five, also known as Shons Hall to~Jether, the 11rst crack in the veneered tryst oppenrs bottled water und n just outdated jukebox, Duke~ IS thl! the ''Gulag·• cafe. Here you're subject to gruel substandard when a dorm fixture, "Mad Dog" Larry. shows up. Juiced up on tneeting place of Onp girls and Sli'Ucrure guys. even to D-hall levels, such as Borscht, Gummy Sharks and Benadryl and Niaht Train. MD Larry smacks the girl on the rear. Finally, we come to my favorite. Let's Go. Located in D­ the dreaded spamburger. exclaiming. "I don't need no Steakhouse to gets me some rump hnll. it serves Mexican food. While the food and service nrc Whereas D-hall is the "metropolis" of JM U di01na roast." good. one. thing detracts from Let's Go- the lines. I've services, Mrs. Green's is more like Fellini's ''9 ln."' The fare Unperturbed, and always the gentleman, when the couple waited in shorter lines nt the DMV. However. if you employ is light and airy, and the patrons are Life·noir castaways who arrives at the Steakhouse, the male whips out hts JAC card, and some tips of mtne, it'll help pass the time quicker. seek solace and companionship in the rousing conversation like Leonard Mallin, nonchalantly says to the girl at the door. First of all, to give it that real cantina feel, get snuced up that's the hallmark of Mrs. Green's, not to mention the really "Just punch my card twice." on tequila before you go. Wear a lewdly big sombrero nnd fresh turnips. Soon they're seated, and just when things are srorting to look talk in some bastnrdi7.cd hybrid nf Spnnish and Engli ~ h . Conversotton here IS never dull. lntcroction ronges from up, the wuitre:.s lurches over. She's u curbon l'OPY of Flo from odoptin~ a !-l!l'lllld·latl! Mcxkmt ~'"' C:I!III . Fi110tll) . ~arry ~j,. the trivial to the sublime. For example: ''No. no. I don't think Mel's Diner. with one exception: Flo "'t'n'l ·• ,IJcrm · h~::lll . guns. lo.IJ,·Ii '' ith hl.tni..S, and 'tnrm into the pla.:c Jil..c n just because we call Milwaukee's Best 'beast' that we should Anyway, you can imagine what the rest of the evening is hke. wretched hombre hot off the trail, blathering "Damn the call Milwaukee's Light 'least,'" and "Yeah, you're right, Bill Best just to forget lh1s plan from the beginning nnd save yourself Yankee Chicanos Viva taquitos. v1va mtld snlsa. long live the Cat would make the best s pokesperson for our a Sally-Struthers-siud heartache. the revolution!" generation. It's like that disaffected and loaded catch phrase New this year is Door 4 Subs, located inside the main of his. •Acltl ' more poignancly p lvanizes my angst than any entrance of D-hall. Personally, I haven't been by. All I can tell Columnist Adam Schrecengost is a junior mass self-righteous dialribe from Henry Rollins." by checking it out is that it caters to any half-baked freak who commWJicarion aruJ English nwjor.

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(Right) While a beer pouring Is a common sight to most college students, to some It Ia also a reward for en artl.. lc endeavor. More people, Including JMU students, ere getting Into the act of brewing their own beer at home. (Bottom) Tom Furgeson Is a toc.lexpert on the beer question. He offers a full line of homebrewing equipment and various Ingredients to make a wide variety of the frothy beventge.

as long as It's got alc:oht As far as tute is con that are considered a bi of Milwaukee's Best 1 Pete's Wicked Ale, Del OuJies Airport, and pro Maryland mesh well wit Heidinger recognizes own beer - it follows one's own food inscead 1 "In brewing your 0 1 advenising, bottling a perceiiC of the opetllion best." With homebrewing brewer's pocket is deep. The tbsolu&e best bo ~ for a price. And good • swff lhal c:omes from a 1 HarrisoNiurg resident supply outfit in Hanisor Therelcxe. be is the and aaae advice for m who want a break fa supermarketS. Furgeson said the best a five-aaUon stainless of fermentation and 40 t Ingredients c:an be endeavor a simple and e Warer, a can ot hop a thing in freeze-dried for basic: components for a l A brewing kit goes • brewina pot can be boui Ingredients are about yeuL Furaeson offers exu brown ale, pale ale, p specuum. He even offer However, he 11id beJjnners. such as a sto delic:Me concoctions lilc gr«*r "If something's out • faster in a pilsner or laj said. "The heavier. the s The typical bllch of die exJraCt for about 45 for die less complk:alcd A feisty peJe ale woul From there the mixLUI fw'aeson described 8$ I at the lOp. Once the rn.ixlure has ils unique taste and c carbonate and further na Heavier brews are si eiJhl weeb - or less IIOCODIUmed for six to oompleteJy ia a mauer o prefenbly to die middJ& ...... ,...... lhe IN THE BREEZE Thursday. SepL 22. 1994 17

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It alcohol, it's a differem ballgame." The only thing that is sure to "skunk" a batch is bacteria. ~ is concerned. Heidinaer favol"' beers and ales Homebrewers must be obsessively sterile through each stage of red a bit'more highbrow than the standard crop the process. 1 Best and Natural Light. Beverages such as "It really only takes one little microorganism on the siphoning 'le, Dominion Lager, brewed at a micro near tube, and you can be totally sterile up to that point, and it's and products from the Wild Goose Brewery In tainted." he said. weU wirh his wtc. Sterility is often an elusive goal for the homebrewer. For )gnizes the economic benefits or brewing one's senior Chris Partin, the process has been hit-or-miss since he l'ollows l.he same basic line of logic as cooking got into making his own beer about a year ago. Instead of frcquenlina restaurants. "I've gotten to a pattern now where every other batch comes ~)'OUt own beer, you're not paying for all l.he out decent." be said. ttling and shipping," be said. "One hundred Furgeson calls a bad batch of beer "a dumper," characterized ~ &oes to ingredients, 10 you can buy the by a taste that can range from a slight cider-like character to somethin& uncoosumable. rewing. the inaredients get as good as the Heidinger said, '1t'lltaste so bad you won't want to drink iL'' :is deep. Another way to skunk a brew is to expose the stuff to >est hops, malt barleys and sugars are avallable prolonged sunlight, a mistake more easily made when the brew I good old tap waaer works just as well as l.he is aging in the bottle, junior Man ()aden said. from a mouruin spring. He dodges thai pitfall by fcqoina the bottles in favor of aging -esident Tom Furgeson runs the onJy homebrew the beer in a keg. a five-gallon soda keg with a C02 system to rfarrisonburg. lock oxygen out of the mixture. is the sole suppliet of eqwpment. ingredients Ogden and his roommate, junior Dave Rivard, favor what for many middle-Shenandoah Valley residents Ogden described as a light malt brew which combines wil.h one reak from the beverages offered at area pound or hooey and one pound or specialty malt. The whole thing is supposed to tum out similar to Killian's Red but will the best start for the beginner basically involves probably end up darker and heavier, Ogden said. inlels steel pot, two buckets for the two stages He leaves the mix in a primary fermenter for a week and a and 40 to 60 12-ounce bottles. secondary fermenter, simply another container, for another !an be simplifed to make the homebrewing week. 1e and error-free process, Furgeson said. The brew is then separated from the spent barley malt grains 11 hop and malt sugar syrup extract or the same and yeast and poured Into the keg. Air is locked out of the mix ried form and some quick-acting yeast fonn l.he when the C02toppec seaJs the keg's lid. !S for a batch of beer. Carbonation is created by adding extra sugar, usually com goes for about $36. A 19-qu8.11 stainless steel sugar in a powder form. to the keg. be bought for an additlonill $34. The concentration of sugar must be checked carefully with a t abour $10.25 for a can of extract and $18 for hydrometer, especially when the homebrewer eJecrs to bottle the brew because a bad reaction with the yeast can cause the ers extracts that yield lager, pilsner, biuers, bottles to explode, Ogden said. ~ ale, porter - pretty much the entire beer Additional sugar also increases the alcohol percent:lge. Ogden en offers a barley wine extraCt. said he has had batches range from four to eipt percent alcohol t said he recommends heavier brews for per serving. roughly a 12-ounoe portion. as a stout or a beany balch of brown ale. More Homebrew often has a skim of dead yeast deposits settled in ions like light pilsners and pale ales involve a the bottom of the container. Ogden said the sediment contains Vitamin 8, the absence or ;'s out of balaace, it's JOing to show up a lot which causes hangovers. r or lager than it would in a stout or poner," be "1£ you consume that linle bit of sediment, it's fortified wil.h e:r, the si mpler, euentiaUy." Vitamin 8, so if you drink that, you can avoid a hangover," he w:h of a good. maky beer begins with boiling said. lOUt 45 minura in two to t.hree gallons of water Hornebrewing can move completely out of the beer genre ,ticaled brews. while still employing the same process to produce satisfyln& tie would require about eight hours of brewiOJ. beverages. ~ mixture goes into a primary fermenter, which Partin is currently fermenting a batch of mead, a drink be ' )cd as a food-safe bucket with an air lock seal described as "the most rudimentary of alcoholic beverages." It involwa a simple mix of honey, Wiler and spices boiled and a.rtey 1Mb 1e routed Md dehydrated to produce various types, colors and flavors of ure has cooled. yeast is added. It gfvea the beer lben tDi~ed witb five gallons of cold water in the primary ~ and chanctet, reacting with the suaar to fenneater. After one month In the primary fermenter and beerMdale. nher tlavorlbe brew, Furgaon said. 1IAOCher in a~ fermeruer, the concoction is bottJed and s are siphoned into bo«les and aged for six to aJiowed to mellow for another two months. or less witb faster yeuu - and can remain Partin said lhe mh "could probably keep longer than I'll li ve" r six to eiJbt moatba. Llpt ale ca ferment because the honey somehow reasu blculriL natter of three to IGar dlya. Room tempera!ure, Whether it's mead, a heavy porter, or a dark stout, middJo.60 dearer: ,... Is opdmum. homebrewers enjoy !heir craft from the process on down to the lbe SlUff iln'l quilt u fralile u it may acem; Pt.EASUAE8 page , 8 • + ... .,. •' ' ' ...... ' ...... • • 4 " .... . • .... 'I • • l .•

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consumption of the brews. However, as wtth any endeavor, different brewers derive different pleasures from the pasume. Pansn said. "There's definitely more of an aesthetic bent in me. I really like the variety in the navor. a lot of beer for very little money." Olher brewers are more fascinated with the experimental end of the process. " I'm a mscrobiologist by profession. so that is definitely an area of Interest for me when I do it," Associate Professor of biology Bruce Wiggins said. Assistant Professor of biology Jon Monroe said. " I ha ve an interest from the scientific viewpoint. ond I like to drink the beer that I enjoy rnnksng •· Wiggins. Monroe and Furgeson have been involved with the Harrisonburg Homebrewing Club. which held meetings in August and September at Monroe's house. He said the club. though still in its infancy, is fast outgrowsng ItS current meeting place. Made up of members of the community who homebrew and wish to shnre their products. the club does not encourage underage drinkers to attend its meeungs. " We brew the beer we enjoy drinking because if you spend more time enjoymg what you've made. you'll spend tess time overdrinking," Monroe said. An October meeting is currentl y in the works. As far as the overall pleasure of homebrewing is concerned. it seems to be a combination of educatior.al experience, scientifi c experimentation and o simple drive to please lhepolate. " I like the challenge of learning more," Furgeson sald. "Sometimes I have to do a little CRAIG NEWMAN!u11ior pllol"tl'tl{IMr research for people. I just like exchanging KJta e~~n be purchued for .... th8n $15 which conmln a mbc of hopa, Wllt8r and man barley extrllct In ayrup form. &xtr1lcts e~~n beers with people and comparing notes.'' alao be purchaMd In~ form. Z>dt4 ~4 Fall Rush 1994 FrL

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by Misty Watrous "'ne night we were sitting there and we just contributing writer said, 'okay, we'Ukeep it goi111.',. Hall said. "Tbere's new ones come and old ones aone. Larry Shirneu looks like your average but we're still together. We just wanted to keep stockbroker. ~>rased in a suit and tie, be wears dancing." the typical wort lltire for Soott & Stringfellow And they have certainly done that. The group. lnvealmall Company. which includes five or six couples who dance He hardly looltJ like the kind of man one regularly, performed at the Shenandoah County wollld find doing the two-step in jeans and Pair in August, as well as at the Harrisonburg cowboy boots on a Saturday nlgbl. Retail Merchant's Christmas party last But Shiftlett. who is also the founder of the December. They have also performed at the Page country and western dance group Western County Arts and Crafts Festival In Luray, the Ani tude, does just thll. Highland County Maple Festival in Monterey "I never did any dancing at all until J started ,and First Night, downtown Harrisonburg's New country and western line dancing," he said. Year's Eve celebration. Shifllea thinks he will be able to do it long At each of the group's functions, at least 30 into the future. "And fnmkly,l don't look for it minutes are allotted at the beginning to teach to go away anytime soon," he said. audience members who want to participate. Shifflett may be onto something. His group .. If you can two-step, you can be a part of is one of several country and western dancing Western Attitude," said Hall. groups to spring up In the Valley. The group Leather 'n Lace is a second The phenomenon began about two years alternative for those who want to join in the ago, when country and western dance country and western dancin& experience. instructor Charlie Sutton came to Harrisonburg Members have formed chapters in to give Wednesday night dance lessons at The Cbarlo«esville,l..exington and Roanoke. Meeting Place, also called The Roundup, a During their dances. members of the group country and western club on Route II. After encourage audience participation. Employee the club closed on Wednesdays, Shifflett. along relations and training department personnel with his partner Bob Hall, decided to form analyst. Wanda Rogers, is a member who was Weatem Attitude. instantly attracted to the way the group taught Hall, an interior consultant. remembers the \ incentive for forming the group. COUNTRY page 21 KlUSTIN ROUGB!graphics editor

But their style waa c:oofusing 11 limp. One song consisced month to provide listeners with a place where acoustic music of OlappeU playina ~ diumllnd·Bob Thomas playilll a is lbc attraction. leDOr auopboae. Thil aciUally sounded like rwo songs being So nc:Jtt time you are looking for something that's a little No oae would ,..die tiny~ locllaljult IOUib played at one dme. different from tbe norm, meet me at the place where all that GIIW..... iiiCQIIUy 1 dab. AI one poim,lbe bMd got a liule wild when one member matters is the sound of the music. not the taste of the beer or ~ale for lea aame. tb~ ialerior of Tbe Meeting stood Oil anotber's a.:t wbile a third member straddled his the size of the dance floor. 1'tD. .0 ciiJed notaaadDP. .-mblel 1 IOwa ball or a baSs. ne •lllieace ..-.. with laagbler. Tu nat show at TM Muting Pklce will /ttJiure Dick ilalll ct.dL OD SuadaJ ._a auctieace of about SO PARS UIUIIIy apoason C0DCer1S on the third Sunday of the Haringwn Olld VictoriD Young on Oct. 16. 111G111e at all IIIII IIl ~ ID wbile plllldc Jlllio c:blin. The Wads of tbe room were covered wilb Ufe-size paintings of cowboys. IDdilas. aaiOonl and aquare danc:en. AI the bind played. tb8 aud~ exp~ Uule emotioo or movement ~for eae WOIDID. in tbe froDt row. who bobbed hei' head 10 IIJe aaadio...,..... of die XJiapbone;

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Draml" llld "Brigblet Day." Ia lbelo soop. tbe band uses the banjo to create the down-borne Southern feel of lheir music and the electric iDIInllneml to give a more progressive touch. This makes If dlere wu lilY question 11 to whether Of not country them sound like a mix between 'They Might Be Giants and funk IDd coUqe groove could mix. tbe Carolina band Creedeoce Clearwater RevivaL Plyin' Mke baa sjven ua lbe 1111wcr- it can. The lyrics aren't empty haunts of pop culture but, Their oew reJeue. "Brighter Day," successfully mixes instead, offer some inlrospcct.ion and a ladder 10 real life. the two genre~ , mlking it just u likely to see these guys PIyin ' Mice looks 10 the world of Jove, too, when they're play In tbe blck hills of Nonb C.Olina 11 they would In singing their songs. Some of the tunes show a tender side collep bars like Joker's in downtown Harrisooburg. It's of the guys in somewhat romantic ballads like "Glass a mix of roc:kifta COWilJy and funk. a combination which Bottomed Saturday" and "Everything PasL" sianaJs the band willteale for nothina short of success. The first speaks of a man's longing for a love to come, while the latter tells of a love lost to death. The musical tone isn't necessarily the usual sappy overtone we would expect to lind in love songs, either. Instead, the grou p continues with its musical rebellion and plays with the Flyin • Mice sprang onto the music scene five years ago 58me type of excited emotions connected with being in when they came together as a band in Nonh Carolina. love. Jon Shain on acoustic guitar and vocals, Ben Shaffer on In only one instance does Flyin' Mice really use the electric guitar and banjo, Aaron Oliva on electric bass, music to set a confusing tone for the listener. In the song and Mark Simonsen on drunu and vocals, make up the UNow She Calls Me Joe," the lyrics tell the story of a man band. deali ng with troubling emotions and a changing life. while They have an Qbvjous chemistry together which carries the general mood of the music is soft and sad. through the album. This chemistry combined with an Overall, the album provi des a ni ce alternative to the exuaordinary amount of talent Is what makes this album college scene. While it deals with real issues and concerns sogooci of young people, it doesn't bombard them with Jn 1991 , they released their debut album. "So Hi hopelessness and despair. Drive." Since then. they've played with musical talents The combination, too. of the down-home sound and the such as The Dixie Dregs and The Radiators and have progressive groove makes for an enjoyable listeolng played backup for blues legends Big Boy Henry and environment. They'd work just as well sitting at homt' with John Dee Holeman. a couple of friends as they would at a large party. COURTESY OF DJl. LIME RECORDS But. Flyin' Mice don't sound like they would like to Flyin' Mice found what's right about the world, and play the blues. For the most part. their most recent album they're willing to share It with the rest of the world. Flyln' Mice formed five years ago In North Carolina. is aptly named. The songs tend to be foot-tapping tunes Friday night they bring their talents to Joker's. filled with dreams and happiness In songs such as "1000 Flyin' Mice will play Sept. 23 aJ Jour's at /0 p.m.

Music faculty shine their talents ~ff~~!a~9------o-u-tt~---.. ------Harris also said he sees more men Communication and the Arts as well as the by Christine YesoUtls Others to dance. paniclpating in country and western danci ng Encore series which includes guest "We liked their way of teaching," Rogers thnn other more traditional types of dancing. contributing writu performances. The money made from Encore! uid. ''They didn'tjust teach you the two-step, "It might be perceived as a more masculine and other concens in the Masterpiece Season and you could twirl and tum whenever you got activity." he said. "It's probably because the If students enjoy musical hits from series will go towards scholarships for music ready. They taught you a choreographed dance dancing is on a more male-oriented level." Broadway shows like ''West Side Story" and majors. consis.ting of 13 basic moves." Schlabach has also noticed the increasing 'Pfhe Sound of Music,'' they are likely to enjoy "We want to present progmms that will have 'Tlle Harrisonburg chapter. which Rogers number of men at the dances. "It has a certain Encore! a musical concert Sept. 23 at 8 p.m. in something for everybody,'' said Professor belongs to. was formed last September. The appeal to the urban cowboy, if you will," he the Wilson Hall Auditorium. Mellasenah Morris, director of the music group started danci.ng at the country and said. department, who will also be perfonmng in the western btu' Chisolms. Country and western dancing offers more H concert. Morris hopes Encore! and other shows With the growing membership, the group than just a good time. We want to present put on by the depanment will attract more was in need of a larger dance noor and decided The dancers can also work up quite a sweat interest in music. to move their dances to Valley Mall. on a good naght. programs that will have In fact. Encoce! is just the beginning of what The members now dance outside of J.C. "It •s tremendous aerobic exercise." said the JMU music department is offering to Penney on Wednesday nights from 7 · 9 p.m. Schlabach. "It's a great way to burn up a something for students this year in its continuing effons to The one exception is the second Wednesday of pound ortwo." , embrace the community. Besides the live the month, when the group performs at the Both groups' dances are alcohol and smoke concerts planned for the Masterpiece Season, Staunton mall instead. free, and while they do not charge for their everybody. other concens during the year will feature both On a typical night. as many as 100 people. performances. they do accept donauons for student and faculty performers. Also planned including group and audience members. can be new music and sound equipment. The groups Mellasenah Morris for this spring is an April Pools' Day concen seen country and western dancing across the primarily use disc jockey:. since bands don't that will combine both music and humor. noor where shoppers stroll. always play the kind of music th at members director of the music department Although most performances by the "Our membership has doubled since we've like to perform to. department are free, those involved with the been at the mall." said Ernie Schlabach, an "ll's much beuer for dancing that way," said MaSLerplece Season are not. The music optometrist and the president of Leather ' n Sutton. who still teaches the dances at The About 20 members or the JMU music department is continuing to offer free tickets to Lace. The group also holds dances at United Meeting Place on Tuesday nights. "You've got department faculty will individually showcase its majors, encouraging their ollendance at Commercial Travels on Route II north. to watch what the crowd wants." their talents with either their voices or a variety these concens. Country and western dances are designed Although the dancing IS good exerCISe and of instruments: strings. woodwinds. brass. "lt seems to me the Masterpiece program for dancers who come by themselves or with great fun. according to the dancers. members piano and guitar. The concert includes a variety was meant to draw in the public eye more than others . insist that it is the people that make the events • of music for a variety of Wtes. "I think it will normal concens,'' said Charity Barron. a junior Both Western Altitude and Leather 'n Lace special. Rogers feels a panlcular fondness for be a fun concert because it is very audience­ music major. She said she thinks the concens lead line dances as well as couple dances. This the people she dances with. oriented," said Professor Sandra Cryder, a will be good and that music majors will take gives everybody an opponunity to have a good Country dancers want to ensure evl!ryone meuo-soprano who will be singing "Climb advantage or the free tickets. time. gets the steps right, she said. Every Mountain." Morris also looks forward to the coming Members of the group said by offering both "Everyone seems to be so friendly and The evening will feature selections from year with a positive auitude because auendance types of dance. individuals who come wi thout wonts to help you in any way they can when Haydn, Debussy and other classical composers, at musical events has been increasing over the partners can avoid feeling uncomfonablc at the you go to these places and there's something spirituals sucb as "Troubled Waters," which l.ast few years. groups' functions. you don't know." said Rogers. "It's like the wlll be played on piano, popular show tunes Sbe said music is a very important pan of Charles Hanis, a JMU psychology professor country and western people are just one big such as "Tonight" from "West Side Story," every student's educational experience. and member of Leather •n Lace. believes this is family." which will be wng and other familiar melodies. .. Attending concerts is an extension of the the reason country and western dancing is so Tfle general admission price for Encore! is liberal studies. program,'' &he said. popular. . Tllost intertsttd in IHginning or imennediate $8, and tickets can be reserved by calling lhe Just as the music department looks forward "The thing is, if you go ballroom danc1ng or country and western danu classes should Masterpiece Season box office at $68-7000. to a successful year from its performers. the Latin dancing, it's almost exclusively couples,'' comact Char/it Suuon at 564-2816. Titt con MasJerpiece Season is a logo for major greater JMU community can look forward to a Harris said. "In line dancing everybody gets iJ $5 per ptrson ptr class. mainstage performances in the College of musical year or variety from lhe depanment.

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Grace Covenant Church.." by Brett Sabm Unlike intrunurak, there are no referees to colllributing writer patrol !he fouls committed by the players, and there ia no penalty box. ..Hocbymanja" il tbe term UNd to delc::ribe The players tty their best to follow the rules, lbe fever lhll hu awept aver some JMU faculty and althougl\ there is physical play, the players and staff rnemben who are lddic:ted to floor try and keep it to a minimum. hockey JIIIW every Tu.day and Thunday in Another unique aspect or hockeymania is Godwin HaD. that no score is kepL When a goal is soored. .. It ataned out u exerci1e for ua," uid bolh cc.ms just regroup and get ready for more aoaJteeper Donnie Mixx. a JMU equipment action. manaaer... But now we call it bockeymania The best players, according to Mixx, are becauae CYer)'OnC il hooked." Curt Dudley, a sports information director, and Tbe addictioa started when Mary Omeu Olydic, who rwu intramural and club Haninatoa. the women's volleyball coach, team evans. founded a club caDed The Noonm. The club Women's soccer co.ch Dave Lombado also wu mean~ 10 create camaraderie amona the looked impressive on Tuesday, firin& in a slap differenl JMU ooecha and albldic Iliff cbiDa shot &om 20 feet away. tbe:ir I&Deb hoar. "As a goalie, I love to have Cun in front of The Noonera played a variety of different me. He can stop any offensive attaclt,'' Miu apcru for lanchlime ~ llld fiDaDy said. settled Oil floor hockey. They biYe been Although the players will lell you that they playina every Tue1day aDd Thur1day for are not out to win, the competitiveness on the aJmoet tine,..... floor WU evidenL "Everyone .UOyecl floor hockey 10 much Othe:n are clamoring to get into the mid-day ...... il beld - - equal pl8yi:q CAILA I:OMICIIICOfllrihlfiq ~, action. field." kiMaioJoay depiiii:DW ....._ Dave Mixx said an expansion may have to be "':~floor hoCDy metchM Mw _..,_,.-yo~_rw.. 'hooUd,' according to • tllculty w..,. laiiL '1J8ually, )IOU will-a Ylriely of .IMU OOIIChM pllly 111 TUMdey end 11Hndey. planned. peopla..,...... ,..,...... tom fiCally, ...m... ..,.....,._end noon.,.., "Before looa we mi&ht U.e 10 open up the sea« ...... • pia. Once lbe round, orwqe pubc b.tl ia because of the lack of available apace and ocher lido oC the JYIDIO lbalmcn people who "1'ba a.t p11t about il il lbe fact lbat men tossed on the Ooor, it's an hour or nonstop equipl611 want to play, ca pley," he said. ad WOIDIIl and people of difter•ll &lbletic actioD. ~e bMicaUy have to keep it 110 faculty and And even if people ue not able to abilia. Clllpicy ....equally." Since ita D:epdon. the Jeacue' 1 popularity staff Clllly becaule 10 many people ae wi!Diina pll1icipele. lbe exciremart of wlldain& a pmo ODiy ball of die dimly lit JYIDDUium iJ bas pown im._.ty. MaQy members of the 10 p&.y," Min llid. "'We havelibnry workeD, c:.~ eD1ertain anyone lootiq for a lunchlime UMd, willa IWO four-by-four-loot Mil _.m, JMU conunwlity have bad to be turned away llblelic lniDm and even an lllillllll p1111or at diversion.. . -· _... . ---. . . ~ ...... 14 Thursday, Sept. 22. 1994. THE BREEZE Save on CDs at Crutchfield every day!

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by Racbel Woodall accordin& to Colbert. wouldn't change a thing. She said cOIIITibUling writer "Allhouah.'' she said. "everyone is she learned that "what you put in is strona together. If we are a strong what you are going 10 get ouL" If anyone knows the meanin& of unit, one position is not more It could be that attitude that has tbe word penistence. it would be the important." made the field hockey team No. 2 in senior aoafkee1- for the JMU field Her coach said it is that "finisher the nation. hoc:by wm. Halher Colbert. attitude" that is imJM)rtant to the Colbert attributes their succ:ess 10 Colbert be&U'I her college goalie team, the attitude that nothing is the continua] process of improving career u a freshman ataner. In her going to get by her. "'That is what that the team and coach have built fmt year Colbert wu named All­ makes her a leader in the backfield." upon the last few seasons. South Region aecond &elm and tied a Moraan said. "The seniors appreciate what team record for most consecutive It is not bein& a leader thai. draws we're doing because we know how shwouts with three. Colbert 10 the pme of field hockey. tough it was to get here," Colbert But in 1992 a freshman named Jen She said she plays because of the said. Rugiero came in and took over the challenge. the day-t.o-day discipline, The team 's ultimate goal is the po1ilion.. For two yean Colbert sat on the experien ce of learning about nation&] championship. but Colbert lhe bench lnd waited fc. her tum to herself and most importantly, lhe fun. likes t.o focus on one game at a time. awt.ain. "We ao oUlt.o have M.. Like our "If we play well that day, it'll be This ye.- Ruuiero transferred 10 coach says. if we are not havina fun. the neJtt step to our goal," Colbert ~ University, and Colbert we shouldn't do it." she said. said. bas lake:n back her position. Colbert has not always felt this The te.am has overcome a big step Even held coach Christy Morgan way about field hockey. She already lhis seasoo with its win over said she hu learned hom the StruJ&led in her sophomore year t.o Old Dominion, the defending e~ample Colbert hu set with her make hockey work for her and was Colonial Athletic Auociation palience. disappointed with the playing time champions. JMU won 2- 1 in "She hu sat the bench. and now it she received. overtime with Colbert saving three is her time, and she has taken Instead of this being a negative penalty strokes. ldvanta&e of it." Moraan said. experience, however, Colbert used it Morgan said Colbert is one of the Colbert not only has patience but t.o her ldvanla£e. "best keepers in the nation because of has the experience to back her up. .. 1 had always equated playing her preparation. She prepared all last She hu been playina goalkeeper time u success. If you didn't get year, all summer and all preseason. since eighth pde. wh.iclt makes nine playina time. you were a failure," she She has the confidence t.o make her yun of practice. Colbert said she said. ••1 realized I don't control the best keeper in the nation. •• wu pressured into playing by her playina time. but I do control it on a After this year, Colbert wants to friends and chose her position day-to-day basis. Success ian 't continue 10 be involved in hockey. because abe did not have to nm. playing time, but improvement from this time as an assistant coach. She Now she hu a different outlook day 10 day. You have to find a way t.o wants 10 aue:nd JTaduate school and on why ller job ia impottlllt. The &ive everythj.na you have and ao 1()() maybe help coach a few years. ..,....,. is the ..bit UDe of cWense perc:ent every day." ... jult want 10 give Mc:k what's and the first line of auack," Looking back, she said ahe been given to me." James Madison University 1994- 95 Men's Basketball Schedule SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS 5: 15 in Godwin Hall, rm. 205. ~ I II I I· I: • Tai Chi. today at noon and Sept. 28 at 5:15p.m. (class size: 12 person limit). Dukes gamer player of the • Logan Fitness Center. newly redesigned week honors workout facility located in basement of Logan Hall, featuring Lifecycles. Lifesteps. Two JMU soccer players were honored II as the Colonial Athletic Association's Concept rowers and a Schwinn Airdyne. • Timex fitness week - Mark your Players of the Week for the week of calenders. Oct. 10 - 14. September I 3-I 9. Opponent Site Time On the men's team, senior forward Mark • TeMis instructional clinic - registration ln Warren Hall. rm. 300 on Sept. 26. Mathewson was given the nod after scoring • Golf tournament - team captains' 11\11 Cowt Authority Home 7:~. six goals in just two games. Mathewson meeting, 5:30 p.m. in Taylor Hall, nn. 402 11\17 ero.tle Home 8: .m. scored lhe Dukes' only two goals in a 2-0 11\25 Houeton Houeton, Tx 8:30p.m. on Sept. 27. defeat of Howard. He also scored a JM U­ • Volleyball officials' training clinic - 12\3 Pu..-. Home record four goals in the Dukes 12-0 romp 12\1 Lynohburg.Va. 7··~m. p.m. registration in Godwin Hall. rm. 213 on 12\1 Home 7:30p.m over UNC-Wilmington on Saturday. On the women's team, senior forward Sept. 27 - 28 from 9 am. to 5 p.m. 12\17 How8rd Home • 2 p.m. • Floor hockey - sign up meeting Sept. 28 12\20 AIDMMSC... Joneeboro,Artt. I p.m. Julie Reule scored three goals and added at 5:30p.m. in Taylor Hall, rm. 306. }I 12\28 =--Mini...,.. Home I p.m. one assist against Old Dominion on her way • Men's soccer club played Hampden­ 12\.11 SoueMm llllnoi8 Home 2~m. to setting JMU's career scoring mark at 68 1\3 FUI'IMf'l Sydney away on Saturday and lied 1-1. Home 7~ p.m. points and being picked player of the week. 1\7 UNC Wilmington Wlmbtgton, 4~m. • Women's rugby played UVa. in 1\11 Home 7 p.m. Reule also was named to SDcc~r ArMrica's Charlouesvilleon Sunday and won 10-7. 1\14 Greenville 4:30p.m. Women's Team of the Week at fOf'Ward. • Women's soccer club played Ohio State at 1\18 YCU Home 7:10p.m. ==:n home on Sunday and lost 1-7. 1\21 Rlctlmond Home 2p.m. I: I I I: I I 'I II; I 1\25 ODU Norfolk, Va. 7p.m. • Outing Club - Sept 24 and Sept. 25 the 1\21 wnem• ~~~wy Home 2~m. • Heart healthy fair in Godwin Wellness Outing Club is going white-warer rafting. 2\1 ~ WMhlngton, D.C. 7: p.m. For more info please call Alice or Karen at 2\4 ODU Home Center from noon to 3 p.m. today. This 4t,m· includes bead. neck and shoulder massages. 432-0759. Next weekend: sky diving. 2\1 W11118meburg. 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Oct. at 5 p.111. meeting today at 8 p.m. In Taylor e Student with part•tlma CIIIMI S. Main SL Phone 433-0UKE. Hall, rm. 305. All members In Taylor Hill, rm. 305. preferred. Ground floor weloornel Cer1llad dlcllll..-n tab. opportunity could lead 10 tul-41rne 'fYplat- ~. , ...onable, ~ oflclala..,. career. For lntervlaw, call computer/typewriter, ruth joba. Madlaon Rugby playa biggest -..w. (810)28 1-2104. 434-4947, or page!', 568-0774. rival Va. Tacfl on GOdWin FTeld, D:I lovllll our MW Baby Vlolatal Sept. 24 et 1 p.m. Go Oukesl Get ready tor Foxfle4dl ahlrta. Profit 1383.80. R'-11 fM, Wanted - Energetic, highly ,,.hntan partdng - Lot next to mollvated lndlvldull lor women's ChooM from 18 daalgna. Free JMU. Caii433:-21Malter 5 p.m. ex ex thanlce the JMU/Harrllonlx.lrg caiiiOg. (800)100-42!0 baaketball menager. Contact community tor their oontrbstlona to ~.,aon to ahara 112 of 4-IA OOICh ~at JC6513. houae - Rent negotiable. L.. h, NOTICE WE'REBACKI the Day of Canng eXJZTA Food 11110711432~. I10CIIhr poeatbla- Mallfng our For more lnfonnatlon and DrfVe. clrculara. For Info call (202)2M- ur u• ve,., Coming Soon: a•lt.. ICI regarding the Coming «>on: 10115. EnhHflllne,., ex Rueh Oct. 2~ lmMatlgMion of llnenc:lng Weight Manegemant S«1ea fof Sound lllxer (DJ),Ho•t. ~ opponunltJaa I WOftc· Be a part of one of Healthier Llteatyle. • • ...... _.__w~.•m ...... opportunltlea, contact e cillh "l go freel Student Travel Cl•ybome'a eu.lneu BUtMU JMU'a oldest f1'11temltlea. Sign up lor lmoductlon Session Services 11 now hiring campua the...._ on Sept. 28 DlnnerhouM Inc.. .. (703) 342-3455. FOR SALE ~11Ye1. Lowut ra111 to ILL- We would like to thank It 4 p.m. In Taylor Hall, rm. 302. Jamaica, Cancun, Daytona & 221 Unlveralty Blvd. your membere wno attended our Toplca lor lila-... lrQ!de. Fa& Panama City Beach. Call lrewtnt lllta - llaha, llope, WANTED Fall Induction Ceremony. BuclgiU'tg. Arwa. ~ DiloRin. (800)64&-4848. Gallllemen of Kappa Alphe Eallng on~ I..Ding. o-y x;;.~· liooka. Call Tom at 432· Earn 1100 or ~~tore weekly ..... Amerlc:a'S,...... gro.4ng s.-Tow. Recipe Modificlllon & AAIIna lfl'leiopM at home. Send ti.I Ia thrtlled to have our Rho w-..y'l long SASE to Country Living travel company now seeking Holdly &.rvlval. 11cal ...., llan:lal Cenllury roed Individuals to promote trips to Chl1 & dlaaftlllatea back! We $91 up lor !he ICillcs ... - ol ...... bllce, Shlmano 800. 5&4·1381, Nowhlrtng Shoppefl, Dept. Mill, P.O. Box Jamaica, Cancun, Bahamu, mlaed you. 1778, o.m.n Spmga, lA 7fJ"rr7. 10 you at lila opetq -.len." you - John. for ..... poeftlone. Florida, Peen, Balbadol. Eallelt ~ 1D aDend Chi ~ lillian'.,. way to t111vel tree, tantaltlc pay. R H ....., In lila IOpa tD ..... -- ._.,. condo - HunWe ftldae. Flalale IChedullng...... - Amtftca'l 11 SUnaplilah Toura. (800)426-n1o. CIIII 1om S11moon1. Hedrl C... Immaculate, ~ ~1«10 : Apply In J*'801'. IIPflno brMtl companyt cancun, 1118177. Colpoi1101ed by JMU HMIII (703)218-1184, • Blhamaa., Daytona & Panama! Wanted - Night Drlvera tor SIGMA NU Oadllln w..-c... 1510S.IIIIIInSt. 110% loweat price guaranteel c.n..a ~- Cal 433-3978.. Need car Events: a.-, whht tm ..,. aoa­ C>lgJrize 15 trlandl a travel 1ree1 & valid drMn llcenle. Come to the tlrat Golden Key Cell Pet, (H)588-1858 or (W)8118- er-.. .,..... now Nrtna - Eam Eam hloheat comm1111onat Sept 23: meeting today II 6 p.m. In Taylor 7'042. up to 12000+/mo. working on (810)32·TAA VEL Hall, rm. 305. All members crulte ahlpa or land-tour PERSONALS Open House w/BBO weloomel lterM - Denon, YaMaha, oompaniel. World trawl (...... Wal"eaiiWelter - Energetic, 6:30p.m. PlonMr, IIOQ...... 1184-1828. Mexico, the Clrlbbean, etc.) outgoing, dependable parson Venclof needa club aponaor­ The Brotnera of needed tor _part·tlme position. Sept. 24: 8euoNI ' ful.tiN emptoyment For ptlllo ..... Raila money. Belt PI Sigma Epallon , .. cu.- Cieri-~. available. No eq)erlance Aldlle 1111. (NO Sundaya) a OOOd dat• October 1D & December 6, SKEETSHOOTINGI 4-door, tilt wh41!8_1t • power neoaaaary. For more Into call worlclng environment, Appfy In 11184. Paul. (301)589-2802. would Ike to welcome the toe. (Meet the~ House) ltMrlno/brelcla/locQIWindoWI, ~.IC53261 . pereon at The Vllage IM, S. Main at proepectlw member clan: crulaa, t cylnder, clean, 11800. snec. H~nleouburg (5 m11e1 from 1 p.m. JMGAA41dna.Lad •I ..... caq~U~). 434-7355 434-14111 Fund raiaTni 1 'Chc*e from 3 ...... ,l "l:N "' . ~Cul::llt ..... c...... ,, ...... b1d ...... llllng ... Alicia Celina, Kltdna Corzine, Yanl .... - lept. 14. 7 a.m. · 2 Pront Deak Cleric - Weekend 3 «7 dayl. No lm.._ll Eam S Marte Connelly, ctw18ta Devta, p.m. 285 Newman Df. H20 bed, lot your group plul peiiOnll CMtl poeltlon tor dependable, ~. Nurae Scholarahlpa - Gnltwft Farllnllha', Adam TV, houaehold ltema, olothea, bonuses for youraalf. Call Olglllind lndiWMI. FIObte In ' Freahmen/eophomore nu,.lng Coma to the «**Mt tmwnlty at albuma, booka, dOCHtada, neat (800)832-

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All You Can Eat· Pizza, Pasta, Salad and Dessert Buffet Available Dally MON. - FRI. 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. & 5:30 p.m. - 8:30 p.m...... 3.99 Medium Pizzas SAT. & SUN. 11 a.m. - 8:30 p.m...... 4.59 (up to 3 toppings) & CHOICE OF TOPPINGS 4 FREE Dtinks Fresh Prmoloneebeae MlldS..-.e fresh CbecldarChcac lldOIIfts Cmadlan Style BICOG FtabMalbrooms Pcppuoal Slk:a Jalapeoo ~ppen ....., Praia Qelons Spky~ Ploe8pplc • Chkkeu SCrips • BBQ nuoc can be lUb.titutcd for pizza aaucc on SINGLE 10pping pizzas ONLY. Large Pizzas (up to 3 toppings) & FAST, FREE DELIVERY 8 FREE Drinks 11 a.n1. - 1 a.rn. Sun. - T·bur~. 11 a .1n. - 2 a.m. Fri. - Sar. 433-0606 Cloverleaf Shopping Center

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