FORT ORD PANORAMA

C.I.BELLYLA JULY 23.1943 PAGE 2 FORT ORD PANORAMA FRIDAY, JULY 23, 1943 PVT. HERKIMER TWIPPLE PFC. KURT CARLSON

WOW/THAT WAS A MEAL.

FORT 0 RD NEVER AGAIN The .Allies extended unprecedented, unmerited, unappre­ ciated mercy to the German people after they laid down their arms in 1918. American mothers set the pace by donating tear- moistened American dollars to refill the nursing bottles of starving German babies.'Obviously, those Christian mothers could not take the warning of their Lord literally: "Cast not your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you" (St. Matthew 7:6). If Jesus A weekly newspaper published by and for the officers and men of the Port Ord-Presidio of Monterey Area, Fort Ord California. Founded WITH THE EDITOR ! had returned to earth and talked to those mothers, probably September 20, 1940, under order of Lt. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell. That Panorama overlooks the He would have failed to convince them that those bottle-feeding Lithographed by the Herald Printers and Publishers, Herald Build­ best news stories here at Ft. Ord is infants would about-face like shameless swine in A. D. 1941 ing, Monterey, California. "Hg>' no news to us. We've been doing it and rend their hearts by slaying thousands of their sons on the ever since Pearl Harbor and expect battlefield. PANORAMA: 1, A series of large pictures representing a con­ to go right on doing it, and if you tinuous scene, o'r a scries of scenes, arranged to unroll and pass before guys think it isn't tougher on us to Now, however, our mothers have learned their lesson. the spectator. 2. A complete view in every direction, hence a compre­ sit on top of the world's greatest Hereafter they will "Beware of men," especially mustachioed hensive presentation of a subject. 3. A constantly passing scene. yarns without writing a line than it military morons with heiling hearts. Never again will they —Webster's Dictionary. is on you, you're nuts. The old whisker about "feeling like a fire- invest a mite of American confidence in a Hitlerite's or a (The Panorama receives material supplied by Camp Newspaper Service, horse tied to a milk wagon" fits like Hirohitoite's juggling Word of Honor. And that goes for the War Department, 205 E. 42nd St., New York City. Credited material a glove around this joint. rest of us. In the future we will man the guns at our Pearl may not be republished without permission from Camp Newspaper Occasionally, there is glorious re­ Harbor outposts when the Germans or Japanese begin to pose Service.) spite from this self-inflicted re­ straint, when by reason of the lift­ as "Opposum-playing Kurusu-Peacemakers." ing of censorship restrictions on cer­ We are convinced that this world will continue to have tain phases of training we get to progressively greater, bloodier wars, that our hopes for per­ sink our teeth into a really good Around the Towns story. It doesn't happen often, but manent peace will be in vain, unless the Allied Armies give when it does the guy who draws the the calloused military and civilian followers of the so-called Philadelphia (CNS) — When 9- Brooklyn (CNS) — A specially assignment refuses to speak to the heavenly fathered, divinely privileged autocratic rulers who year-old Evelyn Henderson was made magnet was used to retrieve rest of us for weeks. started this holocaust an indigestible bellyful of the punitory severely burned in a fire, physicians a padlock from the stomach of Speaking of good yarns purposely fruits of war before they cease firing, and unless they further began looking around this are_a for Donald Brown, 5. The magnet was passed up, a prime example is that insure the permanency of their chastened enemy's divorcement a skin donor to save her life. Finally dangled dow his gullet and, with of a feature we had planned on the Daniel Donahue, 41, who is serving the aid of fluorescope, was maneu­ newly organized Signal Radio school from warfare and restore his respect for Justice by sentencinb a life term for murder at State pri­ vered close enough to the lock to at­ here. The few-things We did know his Hitler-heiling, Hirohito-haloing leaders who can neither son, said he would be willing to have tract it. The lock was pulled up to about the activities of this unit be persuaded nor forced to live in peace with national neigh­ his throat and then was nabbed promised to provide us with one of skin transferred 'from his thighs to the best pieces of coverage we'd bors on the face of the earth to lifeless peaceableness under six Evelyn's chest. As the two were with a hook. feet of unhallowed earthly soil beside their innumerable ex­ wheeled into the operating room ft ft ft had in some time . . . plenty of Evelyn said to Donahue,-"Don't be Chicago (CNS) — Mrs. Dolores lively pix and interesting copy for pended military puppets. —Chaplain Ira Freeman afraid." The surgery was performed Simmons, 21, won a divorce after our readers. and Donahue was taken back to pri­ she had testified that she married We knew that plenty of guys con­ son. "I'm glad I did something for Louis Simmons in Magnolia, Ark., templating enrolling in this school Nov. 24, 1939. "The next day," she would be highly interested in the With the Chaplains at Fort Ord somebody," he remarked. article. A couple of the boys were *to ft ft said. "He went out looking for an apartment and I haven't seen him already scrapping over which would San Francisco (CNS)—A worried get to handle it when the phone mother took Lilita and Loretta, her since." ft ft ft rang and a voice said, "Sorry boys, identical 14-months-old twins, to a but that story you wanted on the hospital. One of them, said momma, Marion, Va. (CNS)—The Office of Price Administration's pleasure Signal School is out. I've just been 'had swallowed some paste — but informed that everything about it is which one? Doctors discovered Lo­ driving ban hasn't stopped one ro­ mantically-inclined young local resi­ confidential." We thanked our in­ retta couldn't open her mouth. formant, albeit somewhat lamely, Treatment followed. dent. When his gasoline was ex­ hausted, he pushed his car to a and returned industriously to a ft * ft street curb and left it there. Since searching perusal of the Daily Sturgis, Mich. (CNS)—Gene Tag- then he and his girl come out each Bulletin. wart saw a dime on the sidewalk, night and sit in the car. "It's pleas­ We knew all along it was too good stooped over to pick it up and ure," he says, "even if it isn't to be true. S.C. dropped his glasses. Then he stepped pleasure driving." on the glasses, slipped, fell and ft ft ft • broke his leg. He got the dime. New York (CNS) — The other ft ft ft day it was warm so Armando Dario COVER Toronto, 111. (CNS)—An employee took off his clothes and wandered returned to his war job after an al­ down 14th street as bare as the cup­ legedly unjustified absentee. His co- board of Old Mother Hubbard. A workers gave him the choice of couple of cops picked Dario up and tangling with wooden paddles or outfitted him with a straight jacket. Chapel Services treating the gang. He treated. ft ft ft * ft ft PROTESTANT SERVICES ROMAN CATHOLIC Butte, Mont. (CNS) — WAC POST CHAPEL V 10th Stw and 3rd Ave.) Washington (CNS) — A puppy Helen Spangler, who is stationed in Morning Worship Service „_._„______1000 POST CHAPEL (10th St. and 3rd Ave.) spied what looked like a nice juicy Iowa, and her husband John, a sol­ Morning Worship (Cld) —--—„_.„.„„..__.„_„___1100 Mass .... Lutheran Communion _.._ „ _ __ __ 1800 Daily Mass . ______._.1JOO bone. He hurried off to bury it. He dier in Texas, were promoted to Confessions buried it six times before he realized NORTH CHAPEL (2nd Ave. nr. 13th St.) —————— Saturday 1600-1700,-, 1900-2100- staff sergeant on the same day. Both Morning Worship Service ...._„„______1000 STATION HOSPITAL (ARC Bldg.—Ramp D) it was a live turtle. wrote home to friends here about it. Seventh Day Adventist Meeting ....—Friday 2000 Mass ———————— „______0900 * ft ft ft ft ft EIGHTH ST. CHAPEL (8th St. nr. 1st Ave.) York, Pa. (CNS)—A woman re­ Chriitian Science Service ,_,_™_..______1400 EAST GARRISON REC. HALL (Bldg. 17) London (CNS)—Just so U. S. JEWISH SERVICES Mass —————————————— ______1100 ported to a traffic cop that someone soldiers won't lose that fatherly Friday evening, 2000, Sabbath Service, Eighth Daily Mass _ __I ______. ______...... 0630 had just swiped one of her dresses. Street Chapel. EAST GARRISON CHAPEL (Bldg. 13t) touch a diaper changing contest will Saturday morning, 1030, Stbbath Service, ARC While they were talking about it be held soon at a service club here. Bldg. Station Hospital. Ml" —— — ——————————————— — _ ___ 0800, 1000 the dress came strolling down the Tuesday evening, 1900, Soldier's Forum, Eighth Mass ———————._; —— Monday and Saturday 0630 street wrapped around a 15-year-old Street Chapel. Mass —— —————— Tues., Wed., Thurs., Fri. 1J30 Conference Hours, daily, from 1900 to 2000, ORD VILLAGE (41 Ord Ave.) girl, who was on the arm of a young This photo of soldiers literally Eighth Street Chapel. Mass man. The girl admitted lifting the busting their sides, we believe, is -1030 dress because she "didn't have a one of the best to come across the thing to wear" on her date. Panorama picture desk for a long Sun Bath (in Nude) Costs free Meal and a Girl ft ft ft time. The soldiers here are laugh­ Minneapolis (CNS) — An un­ ing themselves silly. They were Sailor $5 of $1186 Roll Offered Serviceman identified pickpocket went 'to work watching a performance by Sgt. in the city bullpen. There he robbed IF YOU FIND a wire or cord stretched George Mayers, soldier phynotist, New Work (CNS)—Edgar Kurz, Hartford, Conn. (CNS) — A a couple of drunks right under the tight, do not cut it as that will detonate in the Little Theater here. Their a merchant seaman, was sunning Theater is inviting all the girls here nose of the law. the uncontrolled mirth was occa­ himself on the Harlem River bank to leave their names in the box office. ft ft ft sioned by the antics of two when a cop came along. The cop Knoxville, Tenn. (CNS) — The "hynotized" soldiers who were didn't mind Kurz taking a sun bath A drawing will be held and the lucky desk clerk in a local hotel was equal winner will get a date—and a free first put into a trance by Sgt. but he did object to his not wearing dinner—with a serviceman. to the crisis when a herd of cows Mayers, then told they were any clothes. So he hauled Kurz into wandered into the lobby looking for "boy and girl in an apartment." court where the seaman was fined Part of the 200,000 population in some place to graze. "Sorry, gtrls,^ Photo was snapped by Sgt. Joe $5. He reached into his! pocket, the city is composed of girls who are said the clerk. "Everything s taken. FOLLOW UP ANY wire or cord you Hinojos, Panorama staff pho­ .pulled out an $1186 roll, peeiled off a not so terrific. The lucky soldier will He led the bossies back into the find, without touching it, to be sure it tographer. fin, tossed it on the bench and went have to take his chances. street. is not connected to a trap. away whistling. But anyway he gets a meal. \ VOLUME III FORT ORD, CALIFORNIA, FRIDAY, JULY 23,1943 NUMBER 45 Amphib Sports Carnival AT PX PICNIC Trained Here, Third Division Will Be Held Tomorrow Now In Sicily

One of the outstanding athletic events of the Fort Ord War Dept., Announces Unit as spring and summer sports season will take place at the Mon- One of Five Under Lt. Gen. terey Union High School tomorrow afternoon, when the George Patton Amphibian Engineer Brigade stationed in East Garrison pre­ sents its annual Track, Field and Swimming Meet. Now it can be told! Over 300 soldiers from throughout the Brigade have made The Third Infantry Division, known their intentions of taking part in one or more of the formerly stationed at Ft. Ord, track and field events, and over 200 men have notified officials and at Ft. Lewis, Wash., is that they wish to compete it spearheading the ground forces various swimming events. which this week had cut Sicily The swimming events will be held in half and furthered the com­ in the high school pool, and the Canteen Still other performances will take place plete collapse of that beseiged on the outside athletic park. island's resistance. This was an­ Events also include several Packs 'Em In nounced by the War Dept. this "strictly GI" performances, in­ week. cluding a 50-yard swim with full The Third, while at Ft. Ord, was field packs, a 50-yard swim with A soprano from the San Francisco one of the first units here to engage rifles above water, a 50-yard litter Opera Company, a leading dancer PX PICNIC last Sunday at in amphibious training, most of its from the Myra Kinch Ballet and bearing race, an obstacle course Schulte's park on Carmel river personnel haying arrived here via a race and close order drill competi­ two top-flight musicians who have gigantic landing maneuver. After ex­ tion. The drill will be judged by appeared with some of the biggest was a great event for the guys and tensive training here for some three several high-ranking Infantry offi­ name-bands in the country were gals who serve 'em up at PX months, during which time they en­ cers of Fort Ord. headline entertainers at the Carmel counters here, as witness these gaged in many amphibious maneu­ USO's Barn Door Canteen last vers, the Third pulled out, "Destina­ Competition is expected to be Saturday night. scenes of diversified enjoyment on keen in all the events—including the that occasion. The ole swimmin' tion Unknown." Although it was 15 track and field events and the Gladys Young, whose performance not officially disclosed at the time, eight swimming contests. of "Nedda" in Pagliacci is long to hole, left and below, proved the it was later revealed that the unit Lt. Arthur L. Reardon, athletic be remembered among San Fran­ most popular spot No one seems had taken active part in the African officer for the Brigade, is in charge cisco opera fans delighted the large to know just what was going on campaign which pushed Rommel's of the program, and expects a large audience of Service Men, Hostesses in the picture at top. (Eds. Note: forces into the sea and set the stage crowd of both servicemen and ci­ and Angels with her delightful for the invasion of Sicily. vilians. Since the meet was sched­ singing of "Ah!-Sweet Mystery of Or why the picture was taken in The War Dept. announcement uled several weeks ago, enthusiasm Life" and "Vilia" and received an the first place.) Panorama photo stated that the unit was one of five has grown to tremendous heights ovation for her imitation of Fritzi under command of Lt. Gen George and a large entry list is expected. Scheff doing "Kiss Me Again." (Old Blood and Guts) Patton, who Among the regular track and field Peggy Reese, ballet dancer, who heads the American 7th Army now events on the schedule are the 100- is leaving soon under sealed orders cleaning up in Sicily with Gen. Ber­ yard dash, the 300-yard run, the to do Red Cross work did an ex­ nard L. Montgomery's veteran 880-yard run, the broad jump, the citing modern version of an old British 8th Army. Other units un­ high jump and many others. Spanish folk dance. der Gen. Patton, as announced by The meet will get underway at Pvt. Henry Clay Landram, ban- the War Dept., included the 82nd 1:30 p.m. and is free to all. joist, formerly with orchestras un­ Airborne (paratroops) the 45th Di­ der the batons of Meredith Wilson vision, the First Division and the and Eddie Peabody, and Pvt. Henri 2nd Armored Division. N.S.L.I. Figures Tomei, accordanist, lately inducted The announcement revealed fur­ into the armed forces from Xavier ther that the Third was under direct Cugat's orchestra, appeared through command of Maj Gen. Lucian K. Show Large Gain the courtesy of Capt. MacDonald Truscott. Of the many units who and Sgt. Swann of the Presidio of have trained here and passed on to Among Personnel Monterey. Both men appeared in battle zones, the Third Division is solo spots and later combined forces the first of those to be included on Statistics on increases in applica­ to present almost the same program the "Now Serving Overseas" re­ tion for National Service Life In­ that they did on the new Presidio leases sent out by the War Depart­ surance were release.d this week by show, "Presidio Time" which is ment. the Fort Ord Unit Personnel Office aired over KDON each Thursday for Station Complement and at­ evening at 8:30. tached units. _____^_____ Play Contest Increases were shown in all branches, although only two units— 'Amateur Night* chemical warfare and the transpor­ For Dogfaces tation office—showed 100 percent of Next Show at The the personnel had the maximum of $10,000. Little Theater A contest for soldier - play- For the week ending July 10, 81.3 writers has been announced for percent of both officers and men World-Wide USO Library Furnishes men stationed at Fort Ord and at had an average of $8187 in insur­ Inauguration of a series of other camps and stations by the ance. For the week ending July 17 "Amaeur Night" programs at Fort Millions of Books for Servicemen National Theater Conference. More the average had gone up to 86.4 Ord's Little Theater will get under­ than $1200 in prizes will be having $8680. way Monday at 2 o'clock, when Pfc. awarded. Officers alone now average 92.3 Louis Groveman, manager of the The largest circulating library in were collected last year by the Vic­ In addition to the money prizes, percent carrying $9915. theater begins interviews for the the world, operating under rules tory Book Campaign, a cooperative fellowship awards in the National Figures by sections include: purpose of finding suitable amateur which include no library cards and enterprise of the American Library Conference will be awarded. The Hq. and Hq. Sec., 85.3% have and professional talent for the stag­ no "fines" . . . and in which those Association, the American Red conference has the full approval of $9340. ing of the shows. who withdraw books seldom bring Cross, and USO. So far in 1943, an the Ninth Service Command. Medics, 76.5% have $6615. The first of the shows will be held them back ... is now in existence additional 5,700,000 volumes have No limit is placed on the subject Veterinary, 71% have $1800. Friday evening of next week, and under the USO flag, Jim Cooke, been collected. This library, it was matter, content or form of the plays, Quartermaster, 85.2% have $9257. will feature the best talent available Publicity Chairman of the USO recently estimated, is as large as although subjects related to life in Finance, 89.2% have $8788. in this area. Valuable prizes will be Clubs in Monterey and Carmel, was the libraries of five major cities in the Services, are preferred. Manu­ Chemical Warfare, 100% have awarded to the best performers, se­ informed today by officials of USO the United States. scripts must be original and must $10,000. lected by the audience. at New York. Busy as men and women in the not have been published or pro­ Transportation, 100% have $10,000. Pfc. Groveman stated that almost Many volumes shuttle back and service may be at their duties they duced prior to January 1, 1943. any kind of entertainment feature There is no limit to the number of Ordnance, 75% have fiSSOO. forth across the nation several still have time to read. And they Signal, 70.6% have $5916. would be accepted, and he is anxious plays a contestant may submit. to have a large turnout for the inter­ times a month. A Soldier or Sailor have left no doubt that they want Write only on one side of the Cooks and Bakers School, 85% books, and more books. This is es­ 'have $8706. views. The interviews will also be who walks into a USO lounge in the paper, bind sheets together and put Attached units, 91.5% have $8806. held on Wednesday evenings, from railroad station at Philadelphia may pecially true of service men and a title sheet, together with the 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. take a dozen books to read on the women taking long train rides on author's name and address, on the train. He drops those he has read off leaves and furloughs all over the front. It won't be returned unless Box in Headquarters I Pigeons Get 'Chutes at Chicago and takes more, which country, sometimes for three or four you enclose return postage. are exchanged in Kansas City for days and nights at a stretch. Then a All author's rights will be pro­ For Commissary Orders good mystery yarn helps the miles Ft. Benning, Ga. (CNS) — The books which he reads enroute to San tected. However, rights for the use Francisco. He may take them to his go by. Aboard ship, too, where of manuscripts for soldier and sailor If you find it impossible to leave Army is providing parachutes for there are few opportunities for di­ its carrier pigeons. The parachute new camp or post or pass them on entertainment will be granted with­ your order slip at the Sales Com­ to his buddies in uniform, put them' version, books are a veritable boon. out royalty. missary before 9 o'clock each morn­ pigeons are going to be 'dropped Mail the manuscripts to: Play- with paratroops who might land be­ in the camp library, or even take The public donated books for the ing, you may leave it in a box ad­ them aboard his ship going to the soldiers and sailors and the USO writing Contest, National Theater jacent to the "Officers' Sign-out hind enemy lines and be unable to Conference, Western Reserve Uni­ use radio to get necessary informa­ South Pacific. leaves no doubt that those in USO Register," in the entrance, hall at libraries are meant for them. versity, Cleveland, Ohio. Post Headquarters. tion back to their bases. More than 10,000,000 volumes PAGE 4 FORT ORD PANORAMA FRIDAY, JULY 23, 1943 SOLDIER HYPNOTIST STILL AMUSES AND AMAZES WITH PERFORMANCES

REAL OR IMAGINED—That's what a lot of GI's are asking themselves these days, especially after they've subjected themselves to "treatment" by Sgt. Mayers, hypnotist member of an Amphibian Unit stationed in East Garrison. Sgt. Mayers has been amusing and amazing packed houses for over a week in the Little Theater here with his demonstrations of his powers of hynosis. Any way you look at it, it's a good show, because his audiences always come away pleased. In the photo, above, left, Sgt. Mayers is putting Mrs! Fawn Post Trowbridge, senior hostess at Ord, into what looks like a trance. In the picture at right the sol­ dier has been stiffened by hypnosis, evidently so thoroughly that he can sand the weight of Sgt. Mayers on his knees. Try this yourself sometime if you think it isn't tough. Below left, this singing soldier has been few a glass of water and told that it was whiskey. If Sgt. Mayers can REALLY do this one we have a little proposition for him. Panorama photos SERVICE WIVES— Private Overseas Tells Brother Have Problem? How to Act When Commissioned Then Let SWCB By Camp Newspaper Service cer should have* toward the enlisted Help You Out Below is printed a letter from an man, let us say you are flying a enlisted man in a Pacific combat plane: Wives and relatives of Service­ area written to his brother who re­ The rear gunner (who may be a men stationed at Fort Ord — and cently became an officer. Lessons in corporal or a sergeant or something) elsewhere in this vicinity — who find leadership, that vital quality which is depending on you for his life, but themselves in any kind of difficulty, makes officers, are plentiful through­ so are you depending on him for are invited to bring those difficulties out the letter. Every officer and en­ your life. to the Service Wives Counselor listed man in service can profit by Bureau where they may be able to reading this note. The black face Just being a "good fellow" is not are ours. enough to hold the respect of an help you out. enlisted man because with all of his The Bureau, operated by the Dear "Ole" Torn, poor grammar and apparent luke­ American Women's Voluntary Serv­ Your letter of Feb. 27 came this warm attitude towards things mili­ ices on the Peninsula, is in the afternon and it did me good to hear tary, he is a close observer and he Chamber of Commerce building in from you. wants his officers to be flawless. Monterey. One would think that one would You must know your job because Mrs. P. A. Mix and Mrs. Robert have a great deal to say, after hav­ you will have to take an examination Blake, both volunteer workers in ing had the experiences I have had, every day and your grades will not the AWVS will be glad to assist but when I sit down to write I feel be put down, but will be carried any Service wife. lost because there is so much, yet so around in the hearts and minds of little a man can say from a place like "We're just trying to take the your subordinates throughout your this. I mean by that, the whole letter entire career. place of relatives and friends the must be generalized so its contents wives have left behind when they I know you" do not need my ad­ would be of no value *to the enemy vice Tom, because your past record came here to be with their husbands. I if he should get his hands on it. It isn't fun to be away from home as far as I can see has been exem­ You will be an officer soon, Tom, plary, but I am writing this because without friends they can call on for and will therefore have a much help and we are trying to give them all of your friends and companions greater responsibility than you have from now on will be officers and that service. ever had before, so let me, as your "Having lived in this locality for enlisted men are bound to lose their brother, put in my two cents' individual personalities and become many years, members of the AWVS worth before the ordeal starts. and the Bureau naturally have a simply a class in your eyes, so, It will be impossible to make all never" forget that your own brother large number of friends and ac- of your men like you, but you can quaintences who also are volun­ is serving as a private in the Field make almost all of them like you, Artillery. teering their services for the wives and that is one of the most impor­ and relatives," Mrs. Mix explained. Love, tant things an officer must do. BILL. So no matter what problem you If you should be asked a ques­ have, drop by the Bureau and per­ tion to which you do not know a haps it won't be so hard to solve. definite answer, don't "beat around the bush" with long and involved LaffoftheWeek ONE YEAR AGO TWO YEARS AGO explanations, or try to evade the is­ Singing Program sue, or make the subordinate seem San Francisco (CNS)— Col. Car- From OUT ORD WAY—Did you Brig. Gen. Charles H. White, foolish for asking it, but simplv los P. Romulo is a former Filipino know Fort Ord was named for former second in command of the At Salinas USO say, "I am not sure of it, so I will newspaper man who joined Gen. Major General Edward Otho Cresap 7th Division, has been named com­ look it up and let you know as soon MacArthur's forces right after Pearl Ord. And that besides his great mander of the 7th. He had been as possible." Harbor. As one of the two aides to record in the Civil War he was also commanding officer at Camp Rob­ All servicemen with a song in Never neglect to do anything you the "Boss" in Australia Col. Rom- something of a surveyor, having erts. General White was graduated their heart will be more than wel­ say you will do, even for the most nlo is entitled to wear a certain in­ laid out the city of Los Angeles. from West Point in 1907. come at the Salinas USO Club to­ stupid-looking private. signia —an American eagle over a * -ft * •£•&•£ morrow night, as a sing-a-roo, popu­ The most popular officers we U. S. shield bearing four stars. Some The famed Hancock Ensemble of Sixteen thousand men, under com­ lar singing program, will be held. have here are the men who will sit months apo Col. Romulo came to the University of California was mand of General Stilwell, were Mrs. Dassie Adams will be in down with an enlisted man and the United States and while here booked for a two-night stand in both rolling along toward Hunter Liggett charge of the singing program and teach him anything he happens to dropped into a tailor shop to buy Service Clubs. Guest soloist will be Reservation for maneuvers in which has promised that all songs — both say he would like to learn about field eight of the insignia. The tailor had Virginia Card, Hollywood radio they were determined to drive out old and new ones — will be featured artillery and survey. Never feel as to have them made specially and and screen star. on the show. Pfc. Stephan Bishop, though your time is wasted in doing being a business man, he ordered two *& -6 -tt ' an invading "Red" force... popular accordianist stationed here, « * * such things because even though dozen of them. No one has the heart Soldier's Art Exhibit is being will also be on the evening's pro­ some of the men are incapable of to tell him that only five other men conducted in the Court of the Col. Henry L. Krafft, command­ gram. The American Legion Post learning, you will be giving the men in the entire Army besides Col. Golden Bough, in Carmel. Works of ing officer at the Station Hospital, of the Alisal District will serve re­ who are capable concrete proof of Romulo have need for them. men stationed at Fort Ord and recently was promoted to a full freshments. the fact that you are the one who other camps on the coast are being colonel. •fe-6* will help them. shown. A handicraft exhibit also is Battle Noises Test Never lose your temper, or you Classical Music Program being shown. . Although they were drafted a patience with anyone, for anything, At Little Theater * * * month apart, the Fignani brothers Tank Destroyer Gunners yet stand firm and don't let anyone Camp Roberts takes terrible ad­ were assigned to the same outfit. run over you. Remember, when you "An Hour with The Classics," the vantage over Ord nine in a Sunday First to arrive at the 53rd Infantry Camp Hood, Tex. (CNS) — The lose your temper, the men lose their first in a proposed series of classical game. They walked home with 12 was, Leo Fignani. A month later Tank Destroyer Center here is us­ respect. and semi-classical musical programs, runs. Ord drew a blank on the score his brother, Mario, was added to ing model planes in new ways in its Never try to impress the men will be held at the Little Theater sheet. the roster. training. Anticraft gunners fire at with your rank (they know you Sunday night, with two outstanding the miniature planes, while other have it). Some of our best officers performers on the initial program. Dependency Check I've found it just today. A squirrel gunners fire over their heads at bal­ come into the C.P. at night and Misses Pheolene Pholsom and carried it into an unused fire place loons. The gunner who qualifies un­ carry on friendly conversation with Vivian Morson, an outstanding vio­ Goes Squirrelly and was going to build a nest from der this roaring confusion demon­ enlisted personnel for hours at a lin-piano team, will play a group of the letter and check. I assure you I strates the requisite ability to react time, and have no trouble maintain­ varied selections for Fort Ord's mu­ calmly under battle conditions. ing discipline and respect the next Newark, N. J. (CNS)—A soldier's won't ever let it lay around again. ————— -ft _____ sic-lovers. Miss Morison will fea­ day, or even that night if the occa­ ture a group of selections from wife wrote the War Department Of­ "I hope that it's right to cash it QM chemists together with in­ fice of Dependency Benefits here as now. It's slightly torn and bitten." sion calls for it. Chopin on the piano as one of the dustrial technicians have developed I don't know what sort of things features of the program. follows: a new all-purpose soap which they you will have to do when you reach "Yesterday, I wrote that my al­ "A pessimist is a man who blows The performance will begin at 8 say will work in any kind of water the war zone, but just for an ex­ p.m. and there will be no admission lotment check was stolen: however, out the light to see how dark it is." at any temperature. ample of the sort of attitude an offi­ charge. FRIDAY, JULY 23,1943 FORT ORD PANORAMA PAGE 5

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(This is the last of a series of articles on the Army Specialized . Training Program. Last week a Fort Ord soldier told of the usual horse-play you can find at any college. This week the more serious side is considered.) •h * £ Going to college under the ASTP is just like the happy, carefree days when you used to go to school. And you remem­ ber, vividly, that the old, kindly-looking professor could be a whale of a lot tougher than any heavy-paunched top-kick. And the professors have as much authority as the C.O. when you are^attending their classes. The first examination you'll get is the psychological test, and you'll have no secrets when you turn in that set of papers. From that they learn what kind of>——————————————————————— ty S/SGT. CHARLES H. COLEMAN work you are most qualified. Some- School 1m Sikirt inJ Cofb times the results are staggering, O.W.I. Believes Sweet dough is one of the more especially when they discover you'd important desserts served in the make a wonderful engineer and- all Army mess. The reason? Many your life you had been in the news­ Pay for Privates tasty sweet dough products can be paper game. made easily from ingredients found Averages $1,700 in every Army mess. The ingredi­ After the results of this examina­ ents are cheap. When put together tion are tabulated, you are given Had your laugh yet this week? by a skilled cook, sweet dough subject examinations—mathematics, products are heartily welcomed by language, psychology, etc. Most im­ Then here it is. The Office of War Information, according to fig­ the men. How much do you know portant thing in these tests is to about sweet dough? Answer the fol­ determine how rapidly you can ures received at Fort Ord this week, learn. Most GIs taking the exams says that the average private in the lowing statements with True or have been out of school for years Army makes $1700 a year. When False and then check yourself with and have forgotten much of the sub­ the convulsions stop go on with the answers else where on this page. ject matter. This, however, is taken the rest of the story. 1. Over 50 diqerent varieties of into consideration. A private's cash income is $600 a rolls, doughnuts, etc., can be made If you are under 22 years of age year. The OWI says his food costs from basic sweet dough ...... and have had a high school educa­ $1.50 a day, according to civilian 2. Sweet dough is the name given standards, totaling $574.50. to the product resulting when flour, tion you are a cinch for the primary Housing costs $10 a month, or SEWING SERVICE—Mrs. Helena Lucas mends those tears and sews courses, because you'll start practi­ on buttons for Gl's.a's a service for the Monterey USO club. Here Pvt. water, yeast, salt, shortening, sugar, cally from scratch. If you're over $120 a year. The private's equip­ flavoring, etc., are combined by mix­ ment is valued at $170. Medical and Irel Dewease, left, and Cpl. Elzie Armstrong wait their turns. ing ...... 22, however, and have the required Photo courtesy Monterey USO one year of college, your scholastic dental care is valued at $100 a year. 3. Sweet dough is important to experience must make you eligible Then the OWI figures say that the Army mess because it will elim­ for the advanced course. because the private buys through inate waste ...... In all cases, subject matter is the Exchanges he saves $63.40 a Riddled With Bullets, Big Fortress 4. The first step in mixing sweet thrown at you at an alarming pace. year on tobacco and cigarettes. His dough is to cream flour, lard and The story is told of the GI who was laundry bill is $32.50 cents less than Conies Back With Crew Uninjured salt together ...... attending an important lecture in his civilian buddies.' Postage free 5. After dough is mixed and ready analytical geometry. He broke the and reduced barber fees further for fermentation it should be soft point on his pencil and had to walk save him $28.65 a year. Riddled by 169 bullets, its antenna First Lieutenant Glen A. Gregory, and slightly sticky ...... to the opposite side of the room to So counting what he makes and shot away, its windshield shattered of Portage, Pennsylvania, navigator. 6. The ideal temperature for the sharpener. what he saves, the private should be by shell fragments and an 18-inch Technical Sergeant Ray P. Miller, proofing yeast raised dough is 40 The class had ended by the time making $1825 a year. hole blasted in its right wing tip by of Mount Clemens, Michigan, en­ to 50 degrees Fahrenheit ...... he returned and he went up to the Remember this, brother dogface, cannon fire under a 45-minute battle gineer. Technical Sergeant Keith R. 7. To ferment, the dough should professor's desk to see what he had when you run out of money a few with enemy fighters, a B-17 Flying Muir, of 3313 Walbrook avenue,! be set in a warm place for 1 to I /*1 missed in his notebook. days after payday. It is suggested Fortress of the United States Baltomore, Maryland, radio oper­ hours ...... "Good gosh," the professor shouted, you clip this item out, in case you Eighth Air Force returned to its ator. Staff Sergeant Leonard O. 8. Sweet dough products should be "do you realize you've just missed mail a copy of the paper home. It English base from an attack on Hobbs, of Linnwood, Kansas, ball baked at a temperature of 400 to 415 your entire sophomore year." might not look good if you accom­ Lorient, France, without a single turrent gunner. degrees Fahrenheit ...... In languages advanced students pany the paper with a request for casualty, the War Department an­ 9. Yeast is a vitamin ...... should have a fluent knowledge, al­ some sheckles. nounced. Service Wipes Whip 10. Sweet dough products are gen­ though in some cases just a good Flying underneath and to the rear eral! not found in field messes be­ background in the country will Bomb Blasts 'Chutist of the other bombers the Fortress' A Housing Shortage cause of a lack of ambition on the nualify a student. Japanese and crew found its supercharger and part of the cooks ...... Chinese, for example, are uncommon Back Up Into Air throttle beginning to function im­ A housing shortage in Salinas languages for Americans. But if a properly as it left the English coast didn't discourage the wives of two Answers to Sweet Dough soldier knew a great deal of the cus­ North Africa (CNS) — A bomb en route to the target. Servicemen who had just arrived and Statements toms and phychology of the people, blast blew a parachutist skyward as The pilot, First Lieutenant Arthur couldn't find a room or apartment. Answers to statements 1, 2, 5, 7, 8 he would be given a special test to he floated down with his silk after H. Alien, Jr., of 3314 Carnes avenue, After trying for hours to locate and 10 are True, Count off ten for see how Quickly he might be able to he had bailed out of his burning Memphis, Tennessee, maintained living quarters the wives finally hit each statement you missed. If you learn the language. plane during the battle of Tunisia. his place in the formation until 15 upon an idea. know your Sweet Dough you should He is required to take the Flag- T/Sgt. Robert Root had floated minutes after the target was reached, They walked to the railroad depot have a score of 90 or better. erian test which, roughly, gives a to within 75 feet of the ground after although the number 2 engine cut and stopped everyone who arrived vocabulary of about 35 words—all his jump when a delayed action out. bomb, lodged directly beneath him, Making the bomb run, the oil line in taxis, asking the same question: August 4, 1943, is enrollment day nouns. Flagarian isn't really a lan­ "Have you just given up a room for new classes of student cooks guage but was conceived by college exploded. The force of the blast blew gave out and the engine burst into or apartment." educators who thought if a student him upward again. That was all he I flames, necessitating a dive and and Mess Sergeants. Speak to your remembered until he regained con- 1 prompt use of the fire extinguisher Answers were negative for quite First Sgt. now, about enrolling. could learn it, they could learn any a while but finally a gentleman an­ Start with the new class. Don't dig language. sciousness in a British hospital while enemy bullets poured around swered in the affirmative—he had weeks later. the plane. ditches all your life. Train for a pro­ Nouns are changed to verbs, ad­ just given up a room. fession. Take advantage of this free verbs, adjectives, etc., by adding a The oxygen supply in the radio Climbing into the same taxi, the prefix or suffix—or both. room was knocked out of use. The training while you're in the Army. Two $500 Bills Fail tail was pierced by 80 bullets. A girls instructed the driver to take Do it now! Phone "Main Garrison While there is plenty of Army life them to where he had picked up his 42," for more information. in connection with the schools, GI To Buy Food for Sailor shell crashed into the plane and previous passenger. There was a Joe Colleges do not have their burst between the two tail guns, knocking out the right one and ex­ room and the girls got it. studies interfered with by unneces- New York (CNS)—Because no Neat, eh? Brother's Name Found sary routine. The college work one in New York could change two ploding its cartridges. —————-fr————— comes first—always. $500 bills, Merchant Seaman George Regaining England, Lieutenant On Captured Truck The program is new and naturally tzabi wandered hungry around Alien put his riddled plane down GI Burns Way Out there are some kinks in it. However, town all one Sunday. Finally he ap­ on a RAF field with gasoline enough Aberdeen Proving Ground, Md. even now it is giving specialized pealed to a cop who loaned him $2 for only ten minutes more of flying. Camp Pickett, Va. (CNS)—While (CNS)—Pyt. Sam Buchieri was in­ technical training to thousands of until the banks opened Monday. The crew members were huddled in the clink Pvt. Robert C. Buckley specting a captured Italian truck soldiers. Their task will be not only Izabi bought a double order of ham in the radio room, not a scratch on heated a poker in a stove, burned brought here from Africa when his to help win the war; but help re­ and eggs with the two bucks. any of them. Other members of the away parts of the door panelling eyes popped open in amazement. build the people and the countries crew were: near the lock, opened the door and _ On the side of the truck was the of both oppressed and oppressor Sign on the back of a car: "Just Second Lieutenant H. K. Kahili, walked out. No one has seen him i autograph of his brother, Cpl. Pat nations. married. 'Till.draft do us part." of . Wardson. Mississippi, co-pilot. Buchieri, who is serving in that area. PAGE 6 FORT ORD PANORAMA FRIDAY, JULY 23, 1943 Soldier, Civilian Boxers Take Part In Big Ring Show Staged At Sports Arena

IS IT BOXING?—Two out-of-town amateur boxers who appeared here on the gala boxing show Tues- THE TWO MEXICAN FIGHTERS ARE shown here slugging it dayt\ o v nighttiinrlit putmi t onf\r\ a bang-upV»o tinr—tir\ showclir\tir forf f\i* thetV» A larget-ai*cr» crowd*™t*mir/1 of/^•f servicemen.o At*irif>A*viAn Here,T^A**« in fact,fo<*4- thingst-tiirt *»c gotr»/\^ crtso i*imrfy0/1rugged outsv<*4 •«in 4-t>Athe center»A*^4-A« of«.£ thexl~. A ring..!__ immediately;^^.^_^. _ J* j._l_ before»__.£_„_ Ricoi-» • _ hitit* the..* p» canvas o that Danie Maes and Ruddy Cruz, the two Los Angeles scrappers, finally turned their bout into a knock- for the count of nine. Both men are experienced lightweights and put down-drag-out affair. The two are shown on the canvas, having changed from boxing to wrestling. Ref­ on an excellent exhibition for the soldiers. Panorama photo eree Jimmy Yingling and one of the box_ers' seconds trys to part the pair, while Johnny Blewett, Athletic Director trys to protect the public address system. Panorama photo

WHEN DANIE MAES heard the announcement declaring that his fight with Cruz was a draw, he jumped TWO GRUNT AND GROAN specialists went through their act from his stool and started fighting all over again. He even wanted to fight the referee or the crowd, so before the large crowd of soldiers at the Fort Ord Sports Arena anxious was he to get into action. Photo shows his second trying to hold him back, but having little luck. Tuesday night, and here is shown some of the action. Paavo Katonen, Panorama photo of Finland, and Buck Davison, Los Angeles, wrestled for a half hour, both men having one fall apiece. Panorama photo

ONE OF THE NEATEST KNOCKDOWNS of the Tuesday night show took place in the "Baby" KATONEN IS ABOUT TO LAND on his back with a resounding Gonzales-Reo Rico bout. Here Rico is shown on the canvas after a hard right from Gonzales. Rico got up thud in the above photo, after his opponent, Buck Davison, has" given however, and went on to give Gonzales plenty of trouble. . Panorama photo him the flip. The big Finnish lad was pinned immediately after this but went on later to floor his opponent. Panorama photo FRIDAY, JULY 23, 1943 FORT ORD PANORAMA PAGE 7

LA Boxers On Huge Sof tball Morning Report Five Amphib Tourney Planned Fight Card Boxers Win By M. J. Pauley, Exec. Sec'y. INSIDE JAP LINES ABOUT 1 MILE FROM Amateur Softball Association ENEMY HQ, WAS RESCUED BV LJ. Four boxers and four wrestlers, To all softballers in the U.S. all well-known in the Los Angeles IRA M. SMS9M (RIGHT)... A LIGHT In L. A. Bouts Service here is good news released TRAINING- PLANE WAS USED.,. area, appeared on the all-star box­ from the National Office of the ing and wrestling show at the Fort Amateur Softball Association, the Amphibian Engineers from East Ord Sports Arena Tuesday night largest single sport amateur organi­ Garrison stole a major part of the and gave the large crowd of service­ zation in the world. Los Angeles Times' "Victory Box­ men a bang-up ring show. They have just completed negoti­ ing Tournament" in Los Angeles "Baby" Gpnzales, only two weeks ations with Public Relations Direc­ Monday night, with five of the eight out of Mexico and former Mexico tor Bill Kaliska, of the Coca-Cola Engineer boxers entered winning. amateur champ; Reo Rico, another Company, Atlanta, Georgia, where­ The fights were held before an well-known Mexican fighter. Ruddy by that company is to furnish the estimated 5000 persons in the Holly­ Cruz, popular Los Angeles scrap­ A.S.A. with softball awards, and wood Legion Stadium. per; and Danie Maez, of Los An­ medals, for free distribution to afl On a card of 56 bouts, Fort Ord's geles, were the principal attractions U. S. Camps, Posts, Naval and Ma­ Amphibs, with only eight entries, of the fight card; while Paavo Ka- rine Bases, or Aviation Fields, copped two kayos and three deci­ tonen and Buck Davison staged the whose athletic directors conduct an sion victories. grunt, and groan exhibition. A.S.A. sanctioned softball tourna­ Featherweight Mario Formentini, The show was spiced by the ap­ ment (not leapue). The conducting popular Amphibian fighter who has pearance of two popular Fort Ord of this tournament will in no way been giving exhibitions in this area boxers, who opened the evening's interfere with softball leagues now since the unit's arrival here, proved show with a three round fight. They being played, as each league team himself an excellent amateur boxer, were Willie Brown, popular Negro can enter the A.S.A. tournament by scoring a quick, second-round of the Quartermaster, and Carl which takes less than two weeks to kayo victory over Delbert Moore of Cardinalli, of the Naval detachment. complete. AN UMBRELLA the Tank Corps. The win placed the The two men fought through three Awards given are to be known as OF FIGHTE12S scrappy Formentini in the finals of rounds to a draw. the A.S.A.-Coca Cola U. S. Service­ HANDLED 1HE the tourney which will be held next The Rico-Cruz battle started off men's Softball Award, or medal, NIPS— BUT Wednesday evening. like an ordinary fight, but before and will be distributed as follows: GOOD! Other Amphibs also qualified for it had ended, it had developed into 1. A camp, post, field, or base the finals, including Private Leo with 24 or more teams competing in Stackenberg and Corporal Harry the tournament will be given one Phillips. Stackenbervg gained a close a brilliant battle, and was declared a trophy and 10 sterling silver medals decision over Marine Harry Za- draw by the judges. The two men for their camp team. palenes, while Philjips got the nod have been re-matched for a future 2. One with less than 24 teams, in his fight with Aircorpsman John showing in Hollywood. McCargar. Phillips then pulled the and not less than 8 will receive 10 iron-man act by going into the ring The Ruddy Cruz, Danie Maes sterling silver medals for their camp. again in the thirteenth bout and battle was the clown show of the 3. A.S.A. will supply each camp this time he won again, scoring a evening and went for six hot rounds. entering with printed brackets, and FINAL.LV GOT OFF THE G-EOUND .. .UNOEK TOJO'f decision over Frank Sigui of the When the two fighters couldn't a 1943 Official Softball guide (which Armored Force. Th6 hard-hitting seem to do so well by following the contains the playing rules of soft- Phillips employs an unorthodox rules of boxing, they took up ball) without charge. All tourna­ style, and promises to be a close wrestling, and before the fight was ments must be conducted on these "Why Golf Leads contender in the finals Wednesday over, were all over the canvas, pull­ official brackets which are a two Laff of The Week night. ing hair, kicking, biting; and in gen­ loss and out type. Upon completion Men to Drink Amphibian Staff Sergeant Frankie of tournament the brackets properly eral, performing like women at the Camp Blanding, Fla. (CNS)—A Weber plastered a knockout punch butcher shop. This fight was also filled in with teajn names and scores It is rumored that 1st. Sgt. Charlie onto the chin of Santa Ana Air are to be returned to the A.S.A. trainee came upon an MP resplen­ declared a draw, and when the deci­ Dow, Marine Det. here, has sworn dent in his summer uniform of a Base's Bay Venezuella and will sion was announced, Maes jumped and proper A.S.A. - Coca Cola off teaching any other Marine about also return for more competition in Awards will be shipped for presen­ white pith helmet, starched khaki from his corner and tried to fight golf after what he saw last week­ and "the rest of the costume ord­ the final show. anyone in the house, including the tation. end. inarily seen on African explorers: The showing made by the Am­ referee. He was held back by his sec­ No bottle caps or box tops to The "top" took Pfc. Gilbert Owen phibian Engineers was one of the onds, however, before anymore send in. Nothing to buy. Only ex­ Said the trainee-: "Dr. Livingston, on the nine-hole hospital course to I presume?" best of any Fort Ord athletic unit blood was shed. pense is express charges on trophy teach him how to play golf. On in an off-camp show in some time. when received at the camp. Said the MP: "I don't get it." Much interest has been created in The crowd attempted to take part All that is asked is that the Spe­ the first four holes Owen was just —————-fr————— in the Al Williams-"Pug" Carlson about the worst dub imaginable. the tournament and another large bout, so rought and dirty were the cial Service Officer, or the Athletic Every time he swung Dow shud­ Have you bought your Bonds? crowd is expected Wednesday night. tactics of Carlson. Carlson used all Director of the entire camp, post, dered. the rules of an outlaw as he at­ aviation fieldl, or base send M. J. Pauley, exec. sec'y., Amateur Soft- But when Owen hit the pin on tempted to break his opponent's ball Association, 8458 South Yates the 96-yard hole, Dow sniffed, said back. He even took his spite out on Ave., Chicago, 111., a penny post­ it was all accident. Owen took the crowd, and after the fight, sev­ card containing this information: Dow's dare to try again. Next time eral of the soldiers followed him Name of Camp? Location? Special the ball plumped into the cup. "I into the dressing room, challenging Service Officer or Camp \thletic quit," growled Dow as Owen him to do battle. He was booed Directors name. How many teams snickered.—Source: Marine Corps throughout the entire half hour ''Chevron," San Diego, Calif. bout. are expected to participate in the A.S.A. tournament? (Officer teams ______^______are not barred, in fact they are en­ AWOL Pigeon Flies No Golf Fees couraged. So also are WAAC, WAVE, WMC teams, or they can Into Arms of MP For Service-men conduct their own tournament if 8 or more teams can be entered.) U. Pine Bluff, Ark. (CNS) — An Enlisted men at Stout Field, In­ S. forces in combat areas may, if Army carrier pigeon who went dianapolis, will pay no green fees reauirernents can be met, also con­ AWOL flew smack into the arms of to play the city's five municipal duct one of these A.S.A. sanctioned an MP here recently. courses this season, according to an­ softball tournaments and receive The wayward pigeon showed up nouncement of the Indianapolis the awards. at a nearby Chemical Warfare Serv­ board of park commissioners. The Don't delay. Tomorrow may be too ice arsenal after an absence of sev­ five courses are Riverside, Coffin, late. Tournament may be conducted eral days from his Signal Corps South Grove, Pleasant Run and at any time you desire up to August station at Camp Claiborne, La. Sarah Shank. 15th. Mail that postcard today sure. S/Sgt. Phillip E. Gladding, an MP at the arsenal, caught the offender and turned him over to Lt. Robert C. Silner for appropriate action. Al­ though a mock court-martial awaits him the culprit appears undisturbed by any fear of losing his Army wings. Baseball Quiz Traps Spies This story comes from the Afri­ can fighting front. An American infantryman in the thick of battle happened to spy two paratroopers wearing American uniforms landing behind Allied lines. Suspicious, he threw some fake ; baseball questions at them. "How many homers had Jim Londos hit for the Dodgers? How was Connie Mack doing as a pitcher for the A's this year?" he asked them. They told him they hadn't heard the latest sports news over the short-wave. Result: Two more Naxis in a prison camp. — Source: Jefferson Barracks (Mo.) "Hub." COME ON NELLIE—Here's the way they played the horses at the Monterey USO last week when a Steeplechase Box Lunch party was Sometimes we try to "keep our SWEET AND LOVELY are the words for Ginny Simms, Universal conducted. Photo courtesy Monterey USO heads" just by refusing to use them. Star ahd service men's favorite. Nice smille, too. PAGE 8 FORT ORD PANORAMA FRIDAY, JULY 23, 1943 ^Morale ^Boosters: ^ 78 Columbia's Leslie 'Brooks POSED ESPECIALLY FOR PANORAMA BY LESLIE, PIN-UP SELECTION OF THE WEEK