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36 exotic magazine | xmag.com exotic magazine | xmag.com 36 September 2007 Saturday, Sept. 15th with a Texas-style BBQ buffet and prizes for the best bikini bull riders and the guys who can ride it the longest (yes, guys, it’s all about how hat’s it, kids—summer’s over. Soon the rain returns, and long you last, that’s why she left you), plus a bare-bottom chaps contest. You can also experience Oregon’s first Kava Bar (Kava is Piper Methysticum…piper is Latin you’ll be ditching the beaches, the river-rafting trips, and for pepper and methysticum is TSunday sailing expeditions to return to the sweet embrace Greek for intoxicating), which is an of the blacklit sanctuaries of your neighborhood strip clubs. ancient crop of the Western Pacific. Not to mention…it’s game on, bitches…football is back! Doesn’t And don’t forget…Monica Mayhem will be appearing on Wednesday, make the rain sound so bad now, does it? Don’t worry, though… Sept. 19th. all the lovely and exotic ladies will forgive you for neglecting You can follow MONICA MAYHEM them this summer; just don’t forget who’s always there for you, Monica to Stars come rain or shine, in the City of Roses…the stripper is Queen Beaverton for her show on Thursday, Sept. 20th, where you all year long. Let’s get on with it, shall we? can “Fly Away Daily” with Stars Cabaret as they offer airline- ticket giveaways to anywhere in IN THE CLUBS the USA. It’s always a hot time at After weeks of competition at Cabaret I and II, it’s time to congratulate the “Friday Fire” shows by Miss Miss Cabaret Oregon of 2007, Starlett. Stop by and see for yourself how Ty Fyre and Miss Germany. Plus she earned that title, and while you’re there you can check out the return of shower shows every Saturday Monday Night Football on their three all-new 50” plasma TVs at Cabaret II. with Reed McClintock magically The Dolphin clubs have 80’s fever with an “80’s White Trash Night” on appearing for your viewing plea- Thursday, Sept. 13th @ DI and Thursday, Sept. 20th @ DII. Come dressed sure. And if you somehow man- in 80’s garb for free cover, beverage specials, and hamburgers and hot dogs aged to miss Monica Mayhem’s at two for $2. The Dream On Saloon will be hosting their monthly ad girl first three Oregon appearances, get your ass down South quick to Stars Bend competitions on Thursday, Sept. 20th through Saturday, Sept. 29th, where for one more show on Sept. 22nd. the winner not only becomes the Exotic magazine ad girl, but she scores $100 Congrats to Victoria of Union Jacks for one badass cover this month. cash to boot. Over at DV8, be sure to stop by for the birthday debauchery You finally got the damn thing, girl! Check her out in person along with all in September starting on Saturday the 8th with “The King of Jager” and his the rest of Ilya’s Angels at one of the few strip clubs in Portland I actually shot-glass posse @ 9pm, then on Friday the 28th, Jim and his friends cel- called home (’til they found out I was sleeping on the patio). ebrate in the style of the flats starting @ 9pm. Also, look for their pool tour- naments every Saturday starting @ 7pm with cash prizes and more. One club I definitely miss come football season is Jody’s Bar and Grill, where “Monday Night Football” starts on Monday, Sept. 10th @ 4pm with ELSEWHERE a free buffet and prizes. Later in the month you can check out Wendy and Romeo’s V.I.P. Club is now open until 4am Fridays and Saturdays for your Rachel’s NASCAR Sunday Schedule event on Sunday, Sept. 23rd @ 11am for late-night pleasures, with half-price specials on shows throughout September. a free buffet and awesome giveaways. Soobie’s will be proudly displaying Be on the lookout for three new locations coming soon with investment, fran- all the UFC fights on their new big screens, and you can check out the best chise, management, and modeling positions available—call (503) 990-9809. lunch special in town from 11am-2pm provided by their revamped kitchen Welcome to Velour, an all-new lingerie modeling shop located at 17030 management. And down the way a bit you won’t wanna miss the Pallas’s SE McLoughlin Blvd open Sun.-Thurs. 10am-2am and Fri.-Sat. 10am-3am. Princess of the Jungle Jell-O Wrestling tournaments on Friday, Sept. 28th Models wanted, call (503) 358-1334 for more info. and Saturday, Sept. 29th. Come check out the largest selection of current magazine titles and mag Speaking of jungles…Safari Showclub welcomes Australia’s finest hottie, packs in town at Area 69. While you’re at it, why not get an early start on Monica Mayhem, appearing one night only on Friday, Sept. 21st. You can also your Halloween costume shopping by visiting FascinationsHalloween.com? score yourself $6 filet mignon on Monday through Saturday from 11am-3pm plus Over at Taboo Video, September is Free DVD Month at all stores. Spend a free Texas Hold ’Em and $6 buffet every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. $40 at any store and get a free DVD, and for the ladies only, mark your cal- It’s kind of funny writing this stuff for me, for those of you who don’t know…I’m endar for The Taboo Toy Party and Heaven’s Closet Fashion Show at Ace of a five-year veteran of the Portland skin trade that moved up north to start a new Hearts on Wednesday, Sept. 12th @ 7pm. Feeling left out, guys? Well, why magazine, but for some reason, here I am like some ghost trapped in sinful limbo not check out the action at The Ace of Hearts Gang Bang Party Sunday, Sept. still haunting you in this column. But even though I’m not there, I gotta tip my 9th from 6pm-1am and Thursday, Sept. 27th from 8pm-2am? hat to the gang at Stars for coming up with an endless flow of ideas to keep you That’s all for now, Portland. I mean, Jesus, is that not enough? What more guys entertained. Shit, sometimes, the stuff I write here almost makes me miss it! must we do to entertain you people, for crissakes? Actually, don’t answer exotic magazine | xmag.com exotic magazine | xmag.com Stars Salem gives the Coyote Ugly treatment an X rating with “Boots N Babes” on that…you people scare me. Until next time, see ya at the rack.
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36 exotic magazine | xmag.com exotic magazine | xmag.com 36 was busy sorting through hate mail and money-transfer the legend himself, Paul has been “singing these songs since (he) was a little boy in the shower” and needed zero assistance remembering even the most scams when I noticed an email from my editor. “Hey, Ray, obscure Go-Go’s songs. But enough about little boys in showers. Practice after I there’s this all-male tribute band to the Go-Go’s called We practice, gig after gig, Paul proved that he was born to sing “Our Lips Are Got the Meat and they’ve been messaging XMag online. Why Sealed” in drag. For WGTM, destiny and fate are more than don’t you find out more about them?” stripper names. Backstage after a perfor- Initially, I planned on redeeming last month’s spite-filled column with mance in Las Vegas, WGTM was introduced a more shallow, surface-level review of a few local bands. We Got the Meat to Belinda Carlisle of the Go-Go’s. Beads of (WGTM) sounded gimmicky enough, and I figured that a “Steve plays bass, sweat poured out of David’s skin, each one Ron plays guitar, the band has been around for six years...” type article, add with its own worry. Lawsuits? Criticism? A filler, would work fine. I mean, there really can’t be that much to a Go-Go’s kick to the nuts? These are all things that tribute band, and a few paragraphs would probably be pushing it. the Go-Go’s have never had to worry Before I point out how ass-reamingly wrong my impression of “just about, and now the queen of the another tribute band” was, I apologize to any other bands that were prom- pack is making her way into the ised a spot in September’s Exotic (there’s always next month). Now that I’ve bar as David slowly sinks into real- covered the basics, let me state in print that WGTM is not a tribute band; ity. Soon after, WGTM began their they are the tribute band. Aside from becoming personal friends with Belinda downward spiral into drugs DAVID...RHYTHM GUITAR Carlisle from the Go-Go’s, being featured as an answer (question) on and depression. Jeopardy, establishing an extremely devoted fanbase, and even Again, I’m fucking kidding. scoring a spot in Spin magazine, WGTM has what so many local In an ironic twist, the meeting of WGTM and Belinda Carlisle ended bands fail to achieve: success. In my fifteen years of sneaking up in a continuing close friendship between the two bands. From into venues and throwing pennies at bassists, I have never met pet names in emails to shout-outs in liner notes, WGTM and the Go- a more serious group. Go’s actually get along quite well. So far, not one lawsuit has emerged By “serious,” I’m not talking (sans the 2002 school shootings in Lutz, FL, which were origi- egos and coke habits (although nally blamed on the Go-Go’s but have since been pinned on it is worth mentioning that, Bananarama), and there is now a two-way street of fandom according to WGTM, one of the mem- between the masters and the apprentices. bers of the Go-Go’s spent their IAN...BASS Taking a few sentences to cover the dry, boring bases of entire ten grand sign-on check any music column, WGTM has on blow, which may explain the performed dozens of shows story behind Vacation). Formed by in their six-plus years of per- guitarist David and a buddy forming. There are no WGTM of his that is no longer associated albums available, but merchandise PAUL...VOCALS with the band, WGTM has a history sells like crack-laced hotcakes. that parallels even the Make sure to check out www. most notorious wegotthemeat.com for the latest on musicians. Dave WGTM. Clowns and hot dogs for and friend started the kids, offer void in Kentucky. the band to have As many Exotic readers know fun. Supposedly, only the from last month’s article (or current bassist Ian and drummer Jason will see in next month’s have a history with “real” bands. However, Dave et al. Tales), I tend to come quickly learned that Go-Go’s songs are quite complex. off as a complete prick For instance, when the Go-Go’s first started, they thought who thinks he knows JEFF...LEAD GUITAR that songs of any genre require that all seven chords goddamned everything be used. Even an “experienced” musician (more about music. Trust me, I quotes?) such as myself will admit that the term was ready to rip these guys “progressive rock” doesn’t associate itself with a a new one. However, WGTM song that rotates between “yeah, yeah, hey” and proves the jaded critic wrong in “hey, yeah, yeah.” Apparently I couldn’t be any JASON...DRUMS every aspect. Talent, respect from their elders, and further from the truth. dedication. WGTM has what most other Portland bands will never see. Even After crossing the first obstacle to infamy—that being talent—Dave and vegans will learn to love The Meat. company realized that WGTM was more than a hobby. By this point, a couple of lead singers had already come and gone. The first, according to Dave, was “Ian Curtis does chick rock,” as the lead singer resembled Joy Division’s and added a not-so-much-needed touch of wrist-slitting and clove cigarettes to the band. Next up was a local Portland DJ who, according to the band, had problems prioritizing his ego, personal drama, and band practices. He’d prob- ably get a boner if his name was printed in Exotic, so we’ll save a zipper some wear. After several other attempts at finding a lead singer proved worthless, the band began its downward spiral into drugs and depression. Well, not really, but it sounds like a fucking VH1 special, doesn’t it? Ahem. 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36 exotic magazine | xmag.com exotic magazine | xmag.com 36 HOT MAMA WEEK 1: HOT s it just me, or does it seem like you plugged in! So MAJR D the summer flew by quick as hell? many local artists Even though it went by faster than have some hot shit I right now, but there a crackhead running from a pit, there aren’t that many were still some live-ass functions outlets for them to poppin’! In this month’s column, I’ll give perform at. That’s you the scoop on some of the jointz I all about to change! checked out. There’s also a new spot Holla at ya boyeeee! for the grown & sexy folks in the hood that’s a real breath of fresh air for those that enjoy live music! Plus Mack’s MC Spotlight I have an exclusive interview with This month it shines brightly on a true hip-hop hustler by the name of MAJR D. This cat stays on the grind MAJR D for y’all to peep. Not only that, 24/7, and I caught up with him the other day to get the my Honey of the Month is a Full Tilt Rider! scoop on his career. Here’s how that interview went: Roll it, seal it, spark it up, and let’s go…. J: For those out there that may not know you yet, where are you First Up…“Highlights of a Fast Summer” from and how long have you been doing ya thang? One of the shows that I gotta give props to was the live MAJR D: I’m straight out the 503 and I’ve been doing it real serious performance that DJ Quik gave at the Greek Cusina. for the last five years. Accompanied by AMG, Quik put on a stellar performance for the J: How did you come up with your name? packed house. When he went onstage, there were still people in line MAJR D: Actually, man, my partner Tnutty from Sacramento gave outside the Greek waiting to get in. He did some of his old-school me the name. That’s my homie and we both been doing thangs for classics as well as his new joints! The crowd was rockin’ to every a while. joint that he dropped! Even though there was half a million police in J: What do you feel separates you front of the club, the evening jumped off without any incidents at all! from a lot of other MCs and hip- Another highlight of my summer occurred at Stars in Beaverton. If hop artists out there? my memory serves me correctly, it was a hot Thursday night, and I MAJR D: My music, ’cause I do it was rollin’ with my to death! Then I advertise on televi- partna’ Mohammad. sion and word of mouth! I’m origi- We were posted nal and I give people real art! DJ QUIK up in the VIP when J: What do you have coming the DJ announced, up where people can check you “Coming to the stage out at? ASIA VOO next is our very MAJR D: On September 14th, 2007, special guest, Little I’m doing it real big with my guy Celly Cell, 1st Degree, and Chris Ray. Pixie!” When I looked It’s an all-ages show, and the ladies are free before 10:30pm. It’s goin’ toward the stage down at the Hawthorne Theater, located at 1507 S.E. 39th. to check her out, I J: If my readers need any further info on you, your music, and your tripped out that she shows, how can they get at ya? was a midget. Not MAJR D: They can hit me at majrd.com or on myspace at www. only that, man, this chick had ass! I had never in my life scene any- myspace.com/majrd. I also got beats and verses for sale! thing like that before! Little Pixie stands a tad bit over three feet tall J: That’s whatz up man, and I’ll see you at the show! and was workin’ the stage like it was nothing! She was on the pole MAJR D. 4sho, man and thanks for looking out. and everything! Her whole rack was completely full with people that were buggin’ out just as hard as I was! They were making it rain all over her for the entire set. I was still trippin’ off the size of her ass! Honey of the Month Everything was tiny except for that! 4Real! Little Pixie definitely had it This is the sexy Asia Voo, who happens to be a member of the on and crackin’ that night…big ups, girl! motorcycle club “Full Tilt Riders”! I dig that a lot. Keep it poppin’, love, and give ya boy a spin sometime, aiyite? Congrats on being the September 2007 Honey of the Month! Next Up …“P shaw’s Caribbean Grill” This spot has it all, from a cool mixture of people to some of the best Caribbean food in town! Then on top of that, the “Live Music” is the Whatz Crackin’ Sponsors breath of fresh air that North Portland has been needing for a long 503girls.com…the flyest adult website in the whole damn town! time! I’m currently hosting a night at P shaw’s called “Sound Stage” Keep doing ya thang, “B”! And thanks for hookin’ up whatzcrackin. every Thursday with Twin Life. We both perform live each week and com for me, fam! … Heaven’s Closet…giving the ladies that sexy open the stage to local artists that want to get down! On Friday night gear that us men love to see ’em in! my fam Big Dubb aka William Travis has it crackin’ with “Music & Martinis.” They give away free appetizers with every drink pur- chased.exotic That’s magazine love! On | Saturdays xmag.com it’s a big exoticphat dance magazine party | withxmag.com Until next month, y’all keep it crackin’! the Slushie Saturday Happy Hour from 4pm until 8pm, with DJ Socc holdin’ it down with straight cutz! If you’re interested in performing One Love, at P shaw’s, hit me up @ www.myspace.com/mrjmack, and I’ll get J.Mack 60 exotic magazine | xmag.com exotic magazine | xmag.com
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36 exotic magazine | xmag.com exotic magazine | xmag.com 36 The Miss U’s @ Dante’s Sage Francis @ Aladdin Theater Dirty Tuesdays @ Dante’s Exotic Presents: Xotica-Go-Go @ Dante’s Les Flaneurs @ Ash Street Stereo Total with guest Octopus Project @ Wonder Drumattica & Xotica Go-Go @ Dante’s 02 Kittie, It Dies Today, Silent Civilian, Bring Me The 03 04 Ballroom 05 Rose Hill Drive, Titans of Oblivion & Mars Hall @ Horizon @ Hawthorne Theatre Back Door Slam, Marcus Eaton @ Berbati’s Pan Berbati’s Pan Evelyn Champagne King, Rose Royce, Tony Toni Tone Rezurex @ Dante’s Sham 69 @ Hawthorne Theatre @ Crystal Ballroom The Randies @ Ash Street Party Killer @ Ash Street Crowded House & Pete Yorn @ Alene Schnitzer Devendra Banhart @ Crystal Ballroom Ryan Shaw @ Lola’s
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36 exotic magazine | xmag.com exotic magazine | xmag.com 36 Guns, guitars, coffins, big boobs, “S”-line hips, and rockets decorate some of the finest-looking girls you’ll see in graphics. Mark Wasyl’s Drop Dead Sexy Pin-ups tempt visually with Barbie-doll dimensions and sassy attitudes. Dames can only be this hot in print. Wasyl is based in LA, and his girls are inspired by everything from Black Sabbath to lowbrow art. They’re sported on all sorts of things, including skin and T-shirts. More from Wasyl himself:
Who and what inspires your style? My style is a combination of my background in graphic design combined with my love and admiration for pin-ups, rock ’n’ roll, and street culture. The artists that get me off and inspire me (in no particular order) are Rian Hughes, Ragnar, Pushead, Coop, J. Scott Campbell, Celia Calle, Shepard Fairy, Ashley Wood, Frazetta, George Petty, Gil Elvgren, Luis Royo, Ryan McGinness, Olivia, Simon Bisley, and Simone Legno, to name a few.
How do you create your girls? I used to start off with some pencil sketches, scan them into the computer, and finish them up using Illustrator. Over time I’ve gotten more and more comfortable skipping the first step of the pencil sketch, and now I just start and finish them in Illustrator.
What is it about pin-up art that attracts you? Pin-up girls are these unattainable ideals created to hint at all our hidden desires and to drive us crazy. I think at times pin-ups are hotter than the real thing, except for my wife, of course.
Where are your pictures displayed? I have my artwork in various art shows and events throughout the year. I just agree to do these shows as they come. I haven’t made much of a push just yet to get my stuff into galleries. My goal is to at some point get my works printed onto skate decks, posters, and other merchandise and make it available in retail shops and online stores.
Are your girls based off of real dames? Most of my girls are just made-up. But when I do use a model as reference, it can be any one of the many fetish models and/ or inked girls out there. I love using girls with just the right amount of attitude, naughtiness, and devilish charm.
What sets your style apart from others? My approach and choice of medium, possibly. Not that what I’m doing is entirely new, but it’s mixed into an arena where most pin-up art that we are used to seeing has a more realistic quality. I think my artwork separates itself a bit from the normal pin-up.
Do you think pin-up art loses something when it is digitalized? In terms of the physical presentation, sure. You tend to lose the depth and texture of oil paints on a piece of canvas. However, my canvas prints do look pretty rad in large sizes.
What inspires you to keep your girls so clean? My clean approach has a lot to do with my graphic-design background as well as just having a great appreciation for simple composition and clean lines.
Are there any other art mediums that you’ve dabbled in? Let’s see. Pencils, pen, and ink, colored pencils, markers, and I just started working with acrylic paints. Expect to see some of my paintings within the next year or so.
What are you working on right now? I just finished up the designs and illustrations for my next round of shirts and tanks which will be available through the SikWorld website as well as several retail loca- tions, like the Hustler Store in Hollywood. Also, I just finished getting some artwork together for a book that will be published later this year. I’ll be one of several artists whose artwork will be featured. I’m always working on various pin-ups for my own portfolio, which can in turn be licensed for mobile wallpapers, shirts, or anything else.
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